Ahoy! Bill Kristol's Cvcks-Seeking-Bulls Newsletter Now Just Attacking Conservatives With The Left's Favorite Smear -- "Racist"<br>Bill Kristol Completes His Transition to David Brock

Ahoy! Bill Kristol's Cvcks-Seeking-Bulls Newsletter Now Just Attacking Conservatives With The Left's Favorite Smear -- "Racist"
Bill Kristol Completes His Transition to David Brock

Now Officially Racist, according to the misogynistic, antisemitism-excusing relentless troll (almost as if he's getting paid for it!) "UrbanAchievr": Jesse Kelly, Victor Davis Hanson, and Kurt Schlichter.

All for committing the Thoughtcrime of wondering whether or not this nation can -- or even should -- hold together as a single "united" states of America, or amicably split.

That's racist now. See, the Civil War was about slavery so any new thinking about whether America is united or devolving into a low-level cool civil war is also racist, Because Things Remind Dum-Dums of Other Things.

Like, for example, Kurt's speculative fiction about a future civil war in America is just like the Turner Diaries, Because Things Remind Dum-Dums of Other Things.

But the real slime is directed at the guy they really hate and fear: Kurt Schlichter. Because Kurt knows what they are and isn't afraid to call them out in public on it and they know he’s right.
What do they use for the evidence that Kurt is influenced by the alt-right? Kurt has written a series of dystopian action/thriller novels chronicling a civil war between an oppressive government collapsing beneath the weight of its own contradictions and a popular insurrection to restore freedom. And they claim that those books are exactly like the Turner Diaries, a book that served as Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's inspiration...
This Bulwark post isn't serious, it is spank material for self-described true conservatives who never seem to have the time to worry about what the left is doing but a surfeit if time to tell the rest of us when it is appropriate to wear MAGA hats and what we must believe in order to be true conservatives.

HBO's series based on the Philip K. Dick book The Man in the High Castle also postulates a future dystopian America divided into sections and plagued by internal civil war.

Is that also alt-right? Or "racist"?

The future dystopia story is one of the absolute hottest premises in current fiction, and, I don't want to SPOIL anything here, but they all feature a divided, often tyrannical US which is created to stand-in for whatever particular political evil the author wishes to highlight.

All alt-right? All "racist"?

Literally hundreds of leftists have written books featuring a divided US, turned into a hellhole by conservative tyrants. Now one guy writes a book with the same basic notion in play, except the hellscape was created by a tyrannical leftist government.

The mysogynistic, antisemitism-excusing UrbanAchievr concludes: This one book is racist and just like the Turner Diaries.

This fellow-traveler is just incorporating his fellow leftist's Iron Rule: It's different when we do it; conservatives are to be treated completely differently with malign assumptions and evidence-free accusations, because, fundamentally, They Are Not Human.

Bill Kristol was so proud of today's trolling that he rushed to promote it as Conserving Conservatism on his preferred medium of Twitter (does he actually write anything real any more? Apart from requests for money from his leftwing backers?), and of course Jonathan Last's wife rushed out to second him.

I have a guess
— Shannon Last (@shannon_last) March 21, 2019

I mentioned this last week, I think, but it's worth again noting that The Bulwark is now running articles telling us we shouldn't be worried about socialism:

Just wow. That final sentence sounds like Obama scolding Romney on Russia in 2012. pic.twitter.com/htgVQLEiQk
— Pam D (@lifebythecreek) March 22, 2019

Now that's what I call Conserving Conservatism.

Bill Kristol and his toadboy call my books "Appalling!"

You'll call them "Awesome!"

See for yourself why thousands of actual consevatives dig the Kelly Turnbull series!

Ahoy!🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳https://t.co/JzHjTCxTke
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 22, 2019

Writing Book 4 this weekend...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers.

It just popped into my head. Ahoy.🛳🛳🛳🛳🛳
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 22, 2019

BTW, Kurt Schlichter is an Army Colonel who actually volunteered to fight the wars the neocon chickenhawks jerk themselves off about.

Also, he's filling in on the Hugh Hewitt show next week. You know, Hugh Hewitt, noted racist insurrectionist. This might be why they chose to run this Pierre Omidyar/David Brock hit now, to pressure Hewitt to cancel or to set Hewitt up for their next round of "making people uncomfortable at dinner parties."

Remember, their stated mission now is just to "taint" people and smear them for not joining them in supporting Democrats.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:58 PM

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1 Uh?

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 02:59 PM (OE84+)

2 #neverConservatives

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 02:59 PM (OE84+)

3 damnit.

missed it by that much...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)

4 not first.

jealous much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:00 PM (XSSCs)

5 All for committing the Thoughtcrime of wondering whether or not this nation can -- or even should -- hold together as a single "united" states of America, or amicably split.

That's racist now. See, the Civil War was about slavery so any new thinking about whether America is united or devolving into a low-level cool civil war is also racist, Because Things Remind Dum-Dums of Other Things.

===========

New England started seriously grousing about secession during the War of 1812 because of the trade embargo.

Was that racist? I need a calling from the cruiseship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:01 PM (XSSCs)

6 The first 100x I read someone speculate about civil war or secession, they were "threats" from lefties.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 22, 2019 03:02 PM (lGnJy)

7 Severely conservative.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 22, 2019 03:02 PM (GqnBy)

8 When 2020 arrives, the left will no longer have any use for the Bulwarkians, so off into the furnace of reality they shall be tossed. What will they do for a living, since none of them have even the faintest idea how to code?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Z216Q)

9 Muh Principles will great on these fags' tombstones.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 03:02 PM (4ErVI)

10 The BullWack

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:03 PM (dm05u)

11 The KS tweet at the bottom is so right.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 03:03 PM (OE84+)

12 I'm against national divorce too.We take ot all.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 03:03 PM (BXMxN)

13 Holy shit. Kristol just called us deplorable.

Why does that ring a bell?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 03:04 PM (fuK7c)

14 Socialism is cool
Camps are happy fun places
Breadlines are a great way to meet ypur neighbors

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:04 PM (dm05u)

15 Of dear, that's going to hurt Schlicter soooo baaaad!

/s

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 03:04 PM (W+vEI)

16 Decent conservatives vs. deplorable types. "Decent" means Captain Bill's nipples are covered.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 03:04 PM (zmIJL)

17 I hate the BullWerked gang.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 03:05 PM (U7k5w)

18 I'm waiting until Ace writes a book, before I learn to read!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 03:05 PM (f3oO4)

19 Give them nothing, take from them everything.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 03:05 PM (dy5uS)

20 Twitter is a cesspool but I have an account just to follow Kurt and Jesse and James Woods. They make it hysterical!

Posted by: keena at March 22, 2019 03:05 PM (11GMb)

21 8 When 2020 arrives, the left will no longer have any use for the Bulwarkians, so off into the furnace of reality they shall be tossed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Z216Q)

Faster faster FASTER!

Oh, you meant a metaphoric fire.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 03:05 PM (JH+YW)

22 12; Precisely. The left including the creepy paycheck conservatives need to go down hard and stay there.

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 03:06 PM (U7k5w)

23
...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers.

Sick burn. But he failed to mention 'cupping'. Important concept. Easily overlooked.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:06 PM (jYje5)

24 Writing Book 4 this weekend...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: zombie Viduk Quisling at March 22, 2019 03:06 PM (NeSSd)

25 23
...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers.

Sick burn. But he failed to mention 'cupping'. Important concept. Easily overlooked.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:06 PM (jYje5)

========

What do you think second drafts are for?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:06 PM (oh/Sd)

26 >>Literally hundreds of leftists have written books featuring a divided US, turned into a hellhole by conservative tyrants. Now one guy writes a book with the same basic notion in play, except the hellscape was created by a tyrannical leftist government.

Hell, how much "bad non-progressive people (read: Americans) cause climate change apocalypse" stories and movies are there?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (W+vEI)

27 I hope Bill Kristol chocks on a ham sandwich or a dick, either one but I don't care.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (BbGew)

28 Listen Schlichter, I like the new subplot you're working in about the wives and domestic workers, but you better walk a fine line, or I'll be suing for likeness rights.

Posted by: Mandingo at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (AzW6q)

29 you know the problem with their "strategy"...

I'm rapidly becoming immune to the cries of "racist, misogynist, homophobe, etc." with ever action I take, or thought I have, or anything.

I'm actually about to fully embrace their wild accusations. I suspect I'm not alone.

that would not end the way they imagine...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (8D42x)

30 I'm failing to see how we can mend any of the currently broken fences with the Left. They see everything we do through a tainted 'racist' filter which makes everything look racist. We wanted limited Government and they want Government to wipe their ass and tuck them into bed at night. What's the middle ground? If we give it to them how long before they want whatever they didn't get in the compromise? It's not like they haven't already been doing that exact thing for decades. Ramming through the courts whatever they can't get any other way.

Their current moves are designed to make sure they never lose an election again. At that point even the 'democracy' the Dems claim they want is a sham.

Posted by: MegaMagaMinion at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (7seny)

31 confession - tried to read People Republic but it's not my kind of writing style... not sure why

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (dm05u)

32 Masks are dropping left and right.

There are remarkably fewer genuine conservatives/believers in this country as founded than I used to think there were.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (e9omi)

33 27: It will have to be a dick, or a bag of them, as Kristol is reportedly kosher

Posted by: CN at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (U7k5w)

34 I agree no national divorce

kick them out

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (dm05u)

35 Kurt's last tweet in this post made me cackle out loud. Love that guy. Kristal is toast. He's out of his league.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (jUVms)

36 These cucks are tolerated by the left because they serve a useful purpose- useful idiots who confirm that Trump Man Bad.

They are despised by the true American Patriots and will eventually be thrown under the bus when their services are no longer needed by the alt Left.

Cannot wait to see them fall.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (J9wxX)

37 Bulljerks if you ask me. Yeah, nobody asked me. Shut up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (0rsWa)

38 Late because I read the content.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 22, 2019 03:09 PM (/H8v6)

39 How much of what is going on domestically and internationally is a product of those who actually remember World War 2 on a conscious level passing away?

I'm getting a very ugly vibe that's a mix of the run up to the Civil War AND the run up to World War I, combined.

"And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at March 22, 2019 03:09 PM (krHEH)

40 These cucks are devolving into caricatures of themselves. It would almost be sad if I wasn't laughing so hard.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 03:09 PM (VkWRL)

41 That festering manatee carcass doesn't deserve to have the name Kurt Schlichter grace his libelous cock flaps.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:09 PM (AURKQ)

42
Breadlines are a great way to meet your neighbors

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:04 PM

Why have the bread waiting in the store for you and all the decisions to be made? White, whole wheat, pumpernickel? Sliced, hamburger, hot dog, etc.

Better to wait in line for your loaf. No decisions required.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at March 22, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

43 There are remarkably fewer genuine conservatives/believers in this country as founded than I used to think there were.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (e9omi)

-------

Don't forget - these vile piles of Beto-brand guacamole are less than 8% of Republicans.

They're just 98% of the Conservative Media Ecosystem™, so the numbers appear very inflated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

44 Kurt is almost as Hunky as the COB's around here.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 03:10 PM (uLuPn)

45 That tweet by Kurt is gold.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 03:10 PM (DqCXr)

46 Perhaps Bill Kristol is transitioning, to borrow a word, much like David Brock did in the late 1990's. Kristol's hair should begin changing soon.

Posted by: George V at March 22, 2019 03:10 PM (LUHWu)

47 Standing at The Bulwark jacking off into The Atlantic.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Aboard The Good Ship Venus at March 22, 2019 03:10 PM (8erNz)

48 Notice me! I'm over here, waving my arms! Notice me! The Bull Works is leaking, won't somebody notice me? Ahoy!

Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

49 What will they do for a living, since none of them have even the faintest idea how to code?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Z216Q)

Good news is that you won't get banned at AoSHQ for making learn to code jokes, totes unlike @Jacks place!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (f3oO4)

50 "Trump is the only thing standing between them and Socialism"
-VDH

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (LL1Be)

51 >>Kurt's last tweet in this post made me cackle out loud. Love that guy. Kristal is toast. He's out of his league.

Kurt refuses to be shamed. These beltway cucks can't win.

Love his typical response of: "How about I do [or say] what I want?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (W+vEI)

52 >>>41 That festering manatee carcass doesn't deserve to have the name Kurt Schlichter grace his libelous cock flaps.

A living tribute to The Colonel.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (PbpT7)

53 Newt Gingrich authored a series of pretty good books, based on an alternate history of the Civil War, from Gettysburg on.

Fun reads in the what if category.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

54 There are remarkably fewer genuine conservatives/believers in this country as founded than I used to think there were.

Posted by: Boots

These courtesans to the GOPe aren't that numerous so they don't have a material impact on the amount of conservatives nationwide.

It would be like see a baseball team fold and declaring baseball unpopular in the US.

We're just turning out the quisling fucksticks that aren't helping.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Hk+Y0)

55 50 "Trump is the only thing standing between them and Socialism"
-VDH

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (LL1Be)

==========

Between Trump and true conservatives, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

56 BTW, Kurt Schlichter is an Army Colonel who actually volunteered to fight the wars the neocon chickenhawks jerk themselves off about.
=====
Sort of like he's the bull to their cuck . . .

Another cuck and bull story. Natch.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (9vRfJ)

57 Sigh. Everybody's going to be a racist secessionist hate monger for 15 minutes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

58 I'm still incredulous at what a worthless cocksucker the Rear Admiral turned out to be. I can remember him going on the Morning Homewreckers and getting F Chuck so apoplectic that his twitching goatee looked like he was doing headstands while having anal spasms and even Low IQ Meeka laughed at him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 03:11 PM (y7DUB)

59 I thought it'd be great if Kristol fell into the ocean, but then I realized he'd dry up all the seas because he sucks so much.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 03:12 PM (AB9tT)

60 What is The Bulwark, you ask? It's right there in the name.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 03:12 PM (DqCXr)

61 I'm going to go buy all those books just to piss off Kristol.

Also I think this is crossing the line into actionable defamation. This that's just like my opinion dude defense is ludicrous because they are stating that Schlichter et al are racists and white supremacists as a matter of fact, not f opinion. The entire point of it is to say that there is no question that they are racists and white supremacists with no other option available.

That's not an opinion and, depending on jurisdiction, is defamation per se.

I'm sick of people acting like they can say the nastiest things possible and then act all shocked when called into account for their statements.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 03:12 PM (GbPPJ)

62 He called us deplorable s it's almost like we've been labeled. Almost.

I identify as a deplorable. I take the label and run with it.

Fuck these folks!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (0OmEj)

63 Whenever I see "alt-right" or "experts say" in any article or tweet I immediately stop reading because I know it's propaganda being put out by people whose opinion I don't care to know.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (tkNkP)

64 Shit, I spelled Kristol incorrectly. Well, you knew what I meant.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (jUVms)

65 I hate trolling which is why I love Kurt Schlichter's twitter feed. He does it so well and he's hilarious.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (cGRs4)

66
Breadlines are a great way to meet your neighbors
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:04 PM

While waiting in line you can discuss art and poetry

Posted by: Little Loopy at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (TAmPV)

67 Ahoy mateys!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (so+oy)

68
Listen Schlichter, I like the new subplot you're working in about the
wives and domestic workers, but you better walk a fine line, or I'll be
suing for likeness rights.

Posted by: Mandingo at March 22, 2019 03:07 PM (AzW6q)
Same here!

Posted by: Big Jim Slade at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (tOP4K)

69 Rear Admiral Billi Krystal really needs to take a three hour tour... through the Straits of Hormuz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (+gElT)

70 A Bull's Work is never done around the Kristol household.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 22, 2019 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

71 If Victor David Hansen is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sy5kK)

72 While waiting in line you can discuss art and poetry

Posted by: Little Loopy at March 22, 2019 03:13 PM (TAmPV)
Ohhh, cowboy poetry!

Posted by: The Searchlight Strangler at March 22, 2019 03:14 PM (tOP4K)

73 Reagan was a racist, chauvinist, homophobe, islamophobe.
Bush 41 was a racist, chauvinist, homophobe, islamophobe.
Bush 43 was a racist, chauvinist, homophobe, islamophobe.
Trump --- Well, he's just plain icky. Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Your Betters at March 22, 2019 03:14 PM (uLuPn)

74 Has "Horatio Cornblower" been used yet?

If not...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (AURKQ)

75 Schlicter? I just met her!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (ymnmz)

76 You gotta love Schlichter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (P1AAi)

77 Imagine using the term deplorable without connecting it to Hillary. You can't do it. Eff Kristol and his pathetic attempt to smear all of us.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (jUVms)

78 Between Trump and true conservatives, apparently.
I like ace's term "Conservatism, Inc."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (LL1Be)

79 Make that 'Horrendous Cornblower' and you might have a winner. Or maybe Hemorrhoid Cornblower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (+gElT)

80

There was talk of secession in Minnesota in 1984 after the Mondale blowout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (aKsyK)

81 77 Imagine using the term deplorable without connecting it to Hillary. You can't do it. Eff Kristol and his pathetic attempt to smear all of us.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (jUVms)

==========

She pretty much introduced the term to the American political lexicon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)

82 The Paolo has a hardcover coming out soon called "Surrogate Warcock", which is about to become a big hit with the spouses of the cruise clan.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (xqdqQ)

83 Was Trotsky really so wrong?

Just what was his crime, really?

Maybe his crime was just that he saw too far into the future.

A future in which there is no shame in someone's wife seeking pleasure in the arms of a pool boy.

Who, after all, can be against pleasure?

Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (DuAZ5)

84 Both the Globalists and the #Nevers use the word "racist", like a drunken frat boy uses his dick to pee all over the front yard at a 2 am kegger.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (sy5kK)

85 Felatio Cornblower?

Meh. Little too on the nose...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (AURKQ)

86 Bill Krystal would like to be Hillary's Trophy Wife.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (uLuPn)

87 Alright, I gotta go.

I'm out next week, so you're all free of my unfunny, pseudo-intelligent ramblings for a few days. Use those days well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)

88 Watch Kristol if anyone ever has him on TV again. He sits in the seat and shifts like a 4 year old who has to pee. He rushes to talk over people and stutters out the first few barely intelligible words. What he states barely makes any sense at all and always come back to orange man bad. Honestly I think he's insane.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (VkWRL)

89 Felatio Cornblower?

------

Irrumatio Cornblower.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (AzW6q)

90 I pay as little attention to the Bullwark and its crew as is possible so I may have missed it--but did they issue a manifesto or a set of guiding principles that is supposed to define them and wow us?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (tkNkP)

91
Cap'n Cuck's Three-hour tours are when has to clean up his wife after Paolo.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (f1Vqw)

92 What is it about NeverTrumpers that they're all so fucking fat? Kristol, Podhoretz, Goldberg. They're all Goodyear Blimps!

Posted by: Isaac Hayes at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

93 How long before Amazon takes down Kurt's books?

I mean they've done others at least as declaimed by lesser lites.

And there's also Kurt's twitter they can point to as he mentions to folks to "buy guns and ammo" and reminding them of their 1st and 2nd amendment rights.

I'm surprised he's not gotten shut off by twitter yet.

Course it probably helps he's a lawyer. With a record of winning lawsuits in the 7 figures.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (vhXcf)

94 I really would like to read Kurt's books BUT I do definitely not read Kindle and really will not buy books from Amazon anymore. Google is Satan, but Amazon is alt-Beelzebub. Nook, Barnes + Noble ain't hy, but I don't think they're evil like the others.

Kurt! Put them on Nook or other safe stores.

Posted by: Terry at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (O/mZb)

95 The shitweasel is using the "white nationalist" label. Yeah, that's you and I. Fvck him in particular.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (aS1PU)

96 Captain Cuckrageous?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (+gElT)

97 He sits in the seat and shifts like a 4 year old who has to pee. He rushes to talk over people and stutters out the first few barely intelligible words. What he states barely makes any sense at all and always come back to orange man bad. Honestly I think he's insane.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (VkWRL)

You know, this applies to everyone on the air at CNN.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (xqdqQ)

98 She pretty much introduced the term to the American political lexicon.Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)

Dehumanizing us right before she assumed her rightful throne. I'm sure it was only a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (DqCXr)

99 96 Captain Cuckrageous?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (+gElT)

Winner.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (AURKQ)

100 89 Felatio Cornblower?

Fellatio Cornholer.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (8erNz)

101 74 Has "Horatio Cornblower" been used yet?

If not...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:15 PM (AURKQ)

Horatio Cornblower (c) Warai-otoko 2019

The papers have been filed and your invoice is in the mail.

Posted by: AoS Legal Department, copyright division at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

102 Honestly I think he's insane.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 03:17 PM (VkWRL)

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While I do doubt it's him, that's why I allow the possibility that the fat, soulless pig who did that... thing to Eric Bolling is Kristol.

He's crazed enough, at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (AzW6q)

103 >> What is it about NeverTrumpers that they're all so fucking fat?

George Conway for the win.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (f1Vqw)

104 And when Mrs. Clinton used that term, basket of deplorables, it was not an off the cuff moment. She never has an original spontaneous thought.

That was a scripted, focus group tested phrase. They really thought the rubes would be insulted to be put in the basket of deplorables.

It's actually the most luxurious basket ever, the best.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (e9omi)

105 One Flew Over The Cuckold's Nest

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (2Mnv1)

106 Cuckshed Chronicles..."When Moroccan Bulls attack!"

Money quote by Bill Kristol..."I am finally out of ICU, the last I remember was the sensation of a large firehose going off in my ass while conserving conservatism."

Posted by: Bill Kristol at the cuckshed at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (yhf6w)

107 -
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Masks are dropping left and right.

There are remarkably fewer genuine conservatives/believers in this country as founded than I used to think there were.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM

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At least in the media. A majority of what were known as conservatives in the media were put in those positions because they were fakes. These fake cons helped control the conversation.

They have now lost control of the Overton window of conservative discourse, and that gives them a pain in the anus.

Posted by: irright at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (RVcmP)

108 102 Honestly I think he's insane.

So, when is Kristol going to team up with Joe and Mika?

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xqdqQ)

109 >>>103 >> What is it about NeverTrumpers that they're all so fucking fat?

George Conway for the win.

...

oh, I don't know. There's a lot of competition.

Seen Kevin Williamson or Bill Kristol lately?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

110 Who lives in a Bulwark
on the high seas?
Cap'n Bill Fatpants

Who's chubby and tubby
and blubbery as can be?
Cap'n Bill Fatpants

If conserving conservativism
is something you grift
Cap'n Bill Fatpants

Then get Leftists to
give you some gifts!
Cap'n Bill Fatpants
Cap'n Bill Fatpants
Cap'n Bill Fatpants
Cap'n Bill.....Fatpants!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (hLRSq)

111 90 I pay as little attention to the Bullwark and its crew as is possible so I may have missed it--but did they issue a manifesto or a set of guiding principles that is supposed to define them and wow us?

Rum, sodomy, and the lash were already taken.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (8erNz)

112 Well cowboys let me tell you a tale

Of the big drive of twenty nineteen.

That was the year that Bill's wife got railed

By a regiment of horny Marines!

Ooooh, the big drive of twenty nineteen

When the cucking was frequent and mean!

Bill Kristol was there

For the whole damn affair

And a regiment of horny Marines!

Sing it!

A regiment of horny Mariiiiiiiiines!

Posted by: Cowboy poetry for the Trump era at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

113 Look. You keep burning away any ground for ideologically diverse people to stand on then the only ones left will be the ones who no longer care what you say or do. If you make it so polite disagreement is impossible then those who are impolite will fill the void. None of this is difficult to understand.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (B0VXC)

114 Kurt Schlichter wife is Cuban. That's an odd pick for a wife from a supposed 'white supremacist'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (cGRs4)

115 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

116 They're all Goodyear Blimps!
Posted by: Isaac Hayes at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

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The bottomless greed they've exhibited in their political/media lives extends into the kitchen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

117 I have heard Amazon fks with conservative authors hiding reviews and statistics

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 03:21 PM (BbGew)

118 I always like listening to Kurt on the radio. Cracks me up. And a good radio voice too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 03:21 PM (r+sAi)

119 Basketball!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 03:21 PM (fnWQo)

120 Captain Crayhab going after the white (nationalist) whales.

Thar she blows.

Wait... nope... that's his wife with the gardener.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (yIBga)

121 what a fat pussyfaggot. Kristol is too chickshit call these guys racist in meatpunchinthefacespace

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (nFwvY)

122
So Kevin D. has been putting on some weight lately, huh?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (f1Vqw)

123 Kurt Schlichter thanked Ace in the acknowledgements to Indian Country, book 2 of his People's Republic series.

Book 4 sounds like its going to be even more awesome!

Posted by: cool breeze at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (UGKMd)

124 Schlichter is following in Orwell's, Hayek's, and Rand's footsteps.

Unfortunately that comparison is probably too apt, because they didn't just issue accurate warnings - nobody was able to *do* much of anything to actually prevent what they warned of.

My personal near-most line in the sand has become the practice of cynically and reflexively labeling political opponents as bigots and fascists. The earlier discussion today about breaches of the peace applies here; the only way to deal with it is to understand it as a deliberate provocation and an affront to peaceful society.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (eAshZ)

125 So, when is Kristol going to team up with Joe and Mika?
Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xqdqQ)

Bill and Joe can pleasure themselves and Mika can make dinner?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (cGRs4)

126

I'm surprised he's not gotten shut off by twitter yet.

Course it probably helps he's a lawyer. With a record of winning lawsuits in the 7 figures.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:18 PM

I wonder how many of us are already in a national database with check-marks next to our names? With a touchable/untouchable score already computed?

I know I have a couple that might put me into the untouchable category.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)

127 Pixy needs to dash off a quick .js that finds Sponge's first post in any thread, marks it as "1", and all previous posts get their number edited to consecutive negative numbers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (AURKQ)

128 Kurt Schlichter wife is Cuban. That's an odd pick for a wife from a supposed 'white supremacist'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (cGRs4)

It's not white supremacist anymore. It's white nationalist. *Much* more inclusive.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)

129 Kurt Schlichter wife is Cuban. That's an odd pick for a wife from a supposed 'white supremacist'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (cGRs4)

Well, she's quite fetching, so he's forgiven.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (wYseH)

130 Conservative Inc. think they can reach an accommodation with the left and be allowed to exist as a loyal, polite opposition. Or at least be the last to be eliminated.

The left won't even give them either. They will be shipped off to the camps with everybody else and the commies will make them sit with the deplorables just for laughs.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (MxEKc)

131 The bottomless greed they've exhibited in their political/media lives extends into the kitchen.

When I saw 'bottomless' I envisioned Bill Kristol in a pair of assless chaps.

I apologize for the image.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (8erNz)

132 Off, Isaac Hayes sock....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

133 there once was a man named kristol...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (0O7c5)

134 Holy crap. Kevin Williamson looks like Urkel after he ate Detroit.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (VkWRL)

135 Trump Derangement Eating Disorder

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (BXMxN)

136 I agree no national divorce

kick them out
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The idea of an amicable divorce is a fantasy. The country isn't completely ruined yet. When it is, they may let some of it go to hold on to other parts of it - see USSR. If you want to wait until the country is completely ruined, and the take the scraps they'll leave behind, sure, its a divorce of sorts, I guess.

Because leftists can't be bargained with, only starved into submission or defeated in outright war. Its a grim choice.

Divorcing btw, usually isn't a happily ever after affair either, and this is when you have a disinterested third party and the rule of law as an enforcer. Who is going to enforce the separation agreement, the UN?

Ha.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 03:23 PM (9vRfJ)

137 80

There was talk of secession in Minnesota in 1984 after the Mondale blowout.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 03:16 PM (aKsyK)

So that's the reason for historic Jell-o sales in MN in 1985!

Posted by: AoS Legal Department, copyright division at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM (sy5kK)

138 I wonder how many of us are already in a national database with check-marks next to our names? With a touchable/untouchable score already computed?

I know I have a couple that might put me into the untouchable category.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)

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Every single person who has ever commented here, and many of the lurkers, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

139 I'm getting Saks Fifth Avenue ads on the homepage.

way to go, ACE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM (d7Ww2)

140 Good point, Kurt's beautiful wife is Cuban. Man, he's a racist.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM (jUVms)

141 Schlichter is The Bulwark's competition, as he has a successful column on Townhall.com.

This is a pathetic attempt to take out the competition. They are following the Left's "ban all the people whose ideas I can't compete with!" playbook.

Really, likening his books to "The Turner Diaries" -- Timothy McVeigh's inspiration?!The media really, really wants to make the 'white nationalists are the biggest threat' narrative happen.

Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

142 Trump is like a Bull in a Kristol Shop

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 03:25 PM (NFEMn)

143 Bill should be more concerned that should the civil war actually start, maybe they'd kill him first as a turncoat.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

144 mission now is just to "taint"

Taint, mission, and shep on the same day.
What are we being punished for this time?

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

145 That was a scripted, focus group tested phrase. They really thought the rubes would be insulted to be put in the basket of deplorables.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:19 PM (e9omi)

Yeah, they don't care what *we* think about the label. The focus groups were there to determine how it would sound to everyone else. How they could get the most mileage out of liberal hate for their patriotic non-liberal neighbors.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 03:25 PM (DqCXr)

146 Pants are dropping left and right.

Another day at the HQ.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 03:26 PM (786Ro)

147 Also, he's filling in on the Hugh Hewitt show next week. You know, Hugh Hewitt, noted racist insurrectionist. This might be why they chose to run this Pierre Omidyar/David Brock hit now, to pressure Hewitt to cancel or to set Hewitt up for their next round of "making people uncomfortable at dinner parties."

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Is Hewitt Salem's morning guy? That would be good, as our local AM talk station dumped the very popular Chris Stigall a few weeks ago.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 03:26 PM (7HtZB)

148 "138
I wonder how many of us are already in a national database with
check-marks next to our names? With a touchable/untouchable score
already computed?

I know I have a couple that might put me into the untouchable category.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)

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Every single person who has ever commented here, and many of the lurkers, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM (AzW6q)"
...
Both Google and FB already have you covered on this.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 03:26 PM (eAshZ)

149 41>>> the only manatee a-round (get it?) these days is Stacy Manatee, the veep canneddudedate... Ya know for ole slow joe...

Posted by: Terry at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (O/mZb)

150 >> Bill and Joe can pleasure themselves and Mika can make dinner?

No more like, Paolo bangs Mika, who is wearing her strap-on baning Joe, who is banging Cap'n Cuck.

Cap'n Cuck is thus a triple bottom.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (f1Vqw)

151 144 mission now is just to "taint"

Taint, mission, and shep on the same day.
What are we being punished for this time?
Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

'Taint funny McGee.

Posted by: Molly at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

152 Seems that the braver-than-firefighters in our FakeNewsMedia are scrubbing their twitter feeds spotless of "COLLUSION!!!!" spewage.

Too bad for them that archive.is pretty much has it all, indexed and searchable.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (NYS7S)

153 Need a fact check here - Wasn't Tim McVeigh also a fan of Algore's Earth in the Balance?

Waiting for The Bulwark's attack on Al Gore and the Enviro-fascists....

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (786Ro)

154 So I have 4 of Kurt's books and 2 by VDH on my kindle atm. Strangely none by Bill of the Bulwark or any of his twitter pals.

Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (sN665)

155 Britain continues their quest to go back to the 7th century:
http://tinyurl.com/y32bbuk4

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (r+sAi)

156 My dream has always been to command a Soviet spy trawler. Ahoy, comrade!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (vtcmf)

157 wonder how many of us are already in a national database with
check-marks next to our names? With a touchable/untouchable score
already computed?

I know I have a couple that might put me into the untouchable category.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)

We got you covered. Like Allstate.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

158 Pixy needs to dash off a quick .js that finds Sponge's first post in any thread, marks it as "1", and all previous posts get their number edited to consecutive negative numbers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (AURKQ)

It is my firm believe that we should all collectively call for this and demand action posthaste.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

159 *belief.....

Damn...

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Taint it, Black

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (NFEMn)

161 Bill just chose "Bulwark" because it reminded him of "bullwhip" and the whole Mapplethorpe thing.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (QE8X6)

162 White supremacist was always gonna be the next thing once racist wore out it's welcome. Not sure what's after that. Probably Kulak.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (DqCXr)

163 Strangely none by Bill of the Bulwark or any of his twitter pals.
Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (sN665)

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Serious question: Has Kristol actually written any books? That would seem to take more intellectual displayed. Even if it was a children's book.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

164 Bill Kristol Completes His Transition to David Brock

In fairness, Bill has been sucking cock almost as long as Brock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (7SUm3)

165 Fuck these fucking fuckers and their fucking friends.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

166 It's 3:30 on Friday......will the Mueller Report drop today?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (NFEMn)

167 more intellectual discipline than he's ever displayed

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (AzW6q)

168 "Remember, their stated mission now is just to 'taint' people and smear them for not joining them in supporting Democrats."

I'm all on board with Ace's premise from a while back that a lot of our more over-the-top online political discourse comes from guys who've never been in an actual fight.

Guarantee you that Cap'n Bill and Cabin Boy Brandt would never call Kurt a white nationalist to his face. Even thinking about it would probably cause them both to smear their taints.

Posted by: Alex at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (vshng)

169 It is my firm believe that we should all collectively call for this and demand action posthaste.
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Yannow... i might be able to whip up a client-side browser extension that could do this automatically...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (AURKQ)

170 It is my firm believe that we should all collectively call for this and demand action posthaste.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes! I demand action! Lots and lots of it!

Oh wait I thought you said prostate.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (DqCXr)

171 I still has a sad Chris Stigall has been dumped

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (BbGew)

172
Every single person who has ever commented here, and many of the lurkers, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:24 PM

That's the 'touchable' category.

I think the 'untouchable' category would include:

lawyer/family member in the law
writer/author/blogger very proficient in the language arts
wealthy or above average means

I don't idly mention this. As a recovering business person I once had fields and computations in a database on every one of my customers. Decades ago. I suspect our 'betters' finished this database ages ago.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (jYje5)

173 In fairness, Bill has been sucking cock almost as long as Brock.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 03:29 PM (7SUm3)

That's a lot of cock. Brock has to be almost 6 feet tall.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)

174 154 So I have 4 of Kurt's books and 2 by VDH on my kindle atm. Strangely none by Bill of the Bulwark or any of his twitter pals.
Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 03:27 PM (sN665)

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HA! #MeToo

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)

175 Not sure what's after that. Probably Kulak.

Wreckers and hoaders. It's right there in the playbook.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 03:31 PM (7SUm3)

176 Did someone say "taint"?

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NLLmE)

177 Watching the chaos in Venezuela, even from afar, is giving us a modern day example of what social democracy -- socialism -- communism does to a country and to a people.

Venezuela was one of the wealthiest countries in South America, with vast oil reserves.

After 20 years of the socialistic two-step, it is in ruins and the people who can leave are fleeing, the people stuck there are desperate. But there is still plenty of ruin left there to exploit.

How much more do we have here in the USA to exploit, and how many years of desperation would we endure, if any of the 2020 dems cheat their way into office?

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:32 PM (e9omi)

178 I was under the impression that Hewitt was a cuck NTer himself.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 22, 2019 03:32 PM (kI/3T)

179 Those whose testicles do not clank when they walk ought not take cheap shots at those whose testicles do clank.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 22, 2019 03:32 PM (B3kya)

180 I like that it is so easy to play on their site name by calling it the Bulcrap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 03:32 PM (r+sAi)

181 My idea of a real patriot is Vidkun Quisling.
Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill of the Bull Works at March 22, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

182 I like that Kristol is only hardening the resolve of Trump supporters and softening the penises of his Bulwarkians.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:33 PM (jUVms)

183 Is he saying that socialism went out of vogue in the 1980s? I'm sure the Venezuelans will be relieved. It was all just a bad dream!

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 03:33 PM (xjiRE)

184 I believe things happen for a reason. I at one time considered subscribing to The Weekly Standard.

I never did.

I didn't fund this fuckwad in any way, shape or form because at some point, God told me not to waste my time on the douchebag, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

185 So, when is Kristol going to team up with Joe and Mika?
Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xqdqQ)

Bill and Joe can pleasure themselves and Mika can make dinner?
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Vegan sausages for everyone!!!

Posted by: Mika at March 22, 2019 03:34 PM (JcXHH)

186
I think it's time to run the Cuck's theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:34 PM (f1Vqw)

187 Apparently now if you don't bend over and grab you're ankles on command then you're a white supremacist.

Posted by: Pissero at March 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4Eo4+)

188 In honor of this bought-and-paid-for little piggy:

http://tinyurl.com/yy2zxkpf

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q)

189 182 I like that Kristol is only hardening the resolve of Trump supporters and softening the penises of his Bulwarkians.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 03:33 PM (jUVms)

"Hardening" anything is a real accomplishment for Bill.

Posted by: Molly at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

190 just want to say, for no particular reason, if Trump in 2016 had taken McCain as his running mate and lost, McCain to his dying day would have blamed Trump.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ZqRa6)

191 Did someone say "taint"?
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NLLmE)

Can't make Frumunda Cheese without it!

Posted by: KRAFT at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (AURKQ)

If you had learned to code you could submit the script yourself, but a brilliant concept nonetheless!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (f3oO4)

193 I like how Conservticve Inc think electing Dems will somehow return them to power in he long run. I've read sevral essays on this , cant really graps their thinking but I think it goes lie this:

1. Remove Trump
2. Elect Dems
3. Mass voter fraud institutionalized
4. Amnesty
5. Demoralize the deplorables who stop voting
6. ?????
7. Conservative Inc Victory!

I seem to be missing something

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

194 "Hardening" anything is a real accomplishment for Bill.
Posted by: Molly at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

You mean besides his arteries?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (AURKQ)

195 When's the next cruise Kristol is on so I can heckle him in person. Maybe hang him over the rail of the ship while out to sea.

Posted by: JROD at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (d+41L)

196 I forgot to include this quote from streiff (who wrote the post I linked):

"This Bulwark post isn't serious, it is spank material for self-described true conservatives who never seem to have the time to worry about what the left is doing but a surfeit if time to tell the rest of us when it is appropriate to wear MAGA hats and what we must believe in order to be true conservatives."

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (PbpT7)

197 What is it about NeverTrumpers that they're all so fucking fat?

That's what used to be called secretary's butt.

From sitting in front of a desk all day.

In this case, men don't normally send a lot of fat to their butts so it stops off at the abdomen and the FUDA. So they look like it's dripping off their chest.

And that's from the Twitters and the internet.

(Jonah Goldberg, I'm looking at you as next in line time for some exercise pudgy boy)

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (vhXcf)

198 Is it possible that Cap'n Bill is stupid in addition to being a sell out?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (JgA4k)

199 114 Kurt Schlichter wife is Cuban. That's an odd pick for a wife from a supposed 'white supremacist'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 03:20 PM (cGRs4)
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Why? There are Cuban 'white supremacists.'
Start with the Castros.

("Cuban," of course, is not a race.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (Rxduq)

200 The author recaps his article on twitter and ends with this:

Christian Vanderbrouk
@UrbanAchievr

The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right are giving up on politics, and that's dangerous. It's up to elites and conservative leaders to say there's no place in our movement for insurrectionists. This shouldn't be hard for the party of Lincoln. 20/end

"You need to listen to us and stop rebelling"
Yeah, 'cause that worked so well as the GOPe kept deciding each Lefty push was 'not the hill to die on.'

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (W+vEI)

201
(does he actually write anything real any more? Apart from requests for money from his leftwing backers?)

Dood, Cabin Boy Bill has NEVER written anything for real. Look at his bibliography on wiki. He's edited one or two collections of other people's essays, written the introduction on another, has another that someone else put together out of his columns from the Weakly Standard, and co-wrote a book on the Iraq War (which means the other guy did all the work).

Even Jonah G was able to tease out a book-length argument all on his own.

Kristol is incapable of sustaining a thought through more than 2 or 3 pages. If I'm going to take a Thought-Leader Pundit seriously, he'd better be able to have the discipline and attention span to be able to see a book all the way through.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 03:37 PM (veoSD)

202 Bill asked me if I had an orgasm last night. I said, "Of course, dear! I was thinking of Schlichter!"

Posted by: Susan Scheinberg (Kristol) at March 22, 2019 03:37 PM (QE8X6)

203 to summarize: America is evil because at its founding, it's population did not reflect the brown levels of non-european nations...so not diverse. Of course, those non-european brown nations didn't match our levels of certain colors...so also not diverse.

WE're in a weird period of national auto-immune disease where our alleged leadership class actually buys this bullshit that the only way to be a legit nation (as if our history isn't enough) is to adopt a hypothetical national ethnicity of a nation that does not exist.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:37 PM (9AcAx)

204 Is it possible that Cap'n Bill is stupid in addition to being a sell out?
Posted by: Northern Lurker

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I never suspected that Kristol was a traitor before Trump, but I never thought of him as a serious or smart person either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)

205 We may make fun of Hugh Hewitt but the guy is no dummy like the Bullshitwalks.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 03:38 PM (7PXtO)

206 ("Cuban," of course, is not a race.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (Rxduq)

Neither is islham, but that's not stopping anybody.

Posted by: KRAFT at March 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Well, shit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

208 You know, if having a bunch of racists running around is all it take to no have to suffer under Socialism, that's a trade off I'm willing to make.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 03:38 PM (xfb67)

209 198 Is it possible that Cap'n Bill is stupid in addition to being a sell out?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (JgA4k)

he inherited a successful conservative magazine and within a lifetime turned it into an unsuccessful unconservative non-entity.

That takes some real skill.

(second thought: nah, it doesn't. He's a dope.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:38 PM (AURKQ)

210 Sorta OT, other than it involves one of the neocon's pet projects - looks like 2-more dead in Afghanistan.

Ugh.

If there was ever a place where it long-ago became time to "Declare Victory And Go Home", it's Afghanistan.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (NYS7S)

211 The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right are giving up on politics, and that's dangerous. It's up to elites and conservative leaders to say there's no place in our movement for insurrectionists. This shouldn't be hard for the party of Lincoln.

... last time, it cost thousands of American dead. On both sides. This time around, the elites should bear the brunt of the horror and death

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (JH+YW)

212 14 Kurt Schlichter wife is Cuban. That's an odd pick for a wife from a supposed 'white supremacist'.
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of course, get this...spanish people are Europeans.

So fucking annoying for europeans born in other countries trying to pretend they be minorities. as if any celebrity from a latino country is aztec, meztizo or whatever instead of some brand of german, spanish, Portuguese.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (9AcAx)

213 Why? There are Cuban 'white supremacists.'
Start with the Castros.

("Cuban," of course, is not a race.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 03:36 PM (Rxduq)

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Neither is "Muslim" or "Islamic", but they still go a long way to depleting the available balance on the Race Card.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)

214 Decent conservatives = dead or no where near elected office

Yeah, the Democrats favorite conservative

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (TN1P5)

215 Did Stormfront just make an appearance?

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (NLLmE)

216 The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right

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we're not in a divorce...we're in a home invasion

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (9AcAx)

217 Everything you need to know about Kristol is in his twitter photo. That picture is definitely worth a thousand words.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (7PXtO)

218 Watching the chaos in Venezuela, even from afar, is giving us a modern day example of what social democracy -- socialism -- communism does to a country and to a people.

Venezuela was one of the wealthiest countries in South America, with vast oil reserves.

After 20 years of the socialistic two-step, it is in ruins and the people who can leave are fleeing, the people stuck there are desperate. But there is still plenty of ruin left there to exploit.

How much more do we have here in the USA to exploit, and how many years of desperation would we endure, if any of the 2020 dems cheat their way into office?
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Stages of Socialist Paradise

1. Overthrow and appointment of dictator for life
2. Price controls
3. Shortages
4. More government controls
5. More shortages
6. Elite transfer state assets to offshore banks and amscray while the getting is still good.
7. Subelite step in to continue the REVOLUTION
8. More Repression/Riots/life expectancy falls
9. Massive emigration
10. Starvation/Disease/Extinction of Zoo life
11. Actual revolution/invasion
12. Enter the UN and the real mayhem starts

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (vtbua)

219 "Writing Book 4 this weekend...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers."

This guy in on this blog, right?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (BD/yx)

220 Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)

I've read that Conservatives need to be careful when filling out twitter's questionnaire on what they like and who they like to read about as they can use that to identify users as conservative.

I would imagine they could draw conclusions by who you follow and who most shows up in your timeline as retweets and likes.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (vhXcf)

221 McCain to his dying day would have blamed Trump.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ZqRa6)

As would I. Good Christ, if Trump was that dumb, he should never get elected.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (JH+YW)

222 Neither is "Muslim" or "Islamic", but they still go a long way to depleting the available balance on the Race Card.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)

Can this be considered a GMTA moment?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Bill Kristol (ahoy!) is just pathetic. It's almost as if he's trying to keep the three people who actually follow him.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (TdMsT)

224 Does anyone actually read the BullHork? I mean other than for a laugh?

Posted by: AMartel at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (xk/jw)

225
It's kinda interesting. These fat fvcks are probably carrying more estrogen then an average woman. But I wouldn't mess around with a fat woman. They bring the nasty like no creature on earth, while the fat cvcks are the soft bottoms with butts raised in the air.

Preaching follow us to glory. Yeah, I don't think so.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (jYje5)

226 He asked me if I wanted him to pick up anything for tonight. I said, "How about some white wine and a dildo?"

Posted by: Susan Scheinberg (Kristol) at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (QE8X6)

227 217 Everything you need to know about Kristol is in his twitter photo. That picture is definitely worth a thousand words.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (7PXtO)

And 998 of them rhyme with "schmerkoff"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (AURKQ)

228
This guy in on this blog, right?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (BD/yx)

Do we really know for sure he's not Ace?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Did Stormfront just make an appearance?
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also:
if having a bunch of racists running around is all it take to no have to suffer under Socialism, that's a trade off I'm willing to make.
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so...this is a fun trick for the left.

"heads, you're racist. tails you're racister if you point out reasons why you think you're not racist."

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:42 PM (9AcAx)

230 187 Apparently now if you don't bend over and grab you're ankles on command then you're a white supremacist.
Posted by: Pissero at March 22, 2019 03:34 PM (4Eo4+)

Opposed to socialism = white nationalist

Opposed to globalism = white nationalist

Opposed to Islam = white nationalist

Opposed to one-party deep state rule = white nationalist

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 03:42 PM (xjiRE)

231
("Cuban," of course, is not a race.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

It's a sammich!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 03:42 PM (aKsyK)

232 225
It's kinda interesting. These fat fvcks are probably carrying more estrogen then an average woman. But I wouldn't mess around with a fat woman. They bring the nasty like no creature on earth, while the fat cvcks are the soft bottoms with butts raised in the air.

Preaching follow us to glory. Yeah, I don't think so.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (jYje5)

The neverTrumpers are turning into Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:42 PM (JgA4k)

233 I've read that Conservatives need to be careful when filling out twitter's questionnaire on what they like and who they like to read about as they can use that to identify users as conservative.

I would imagine they could draw conclusions by who you follow and who most shows up in your timeline as retweets and likes.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:40 PM (vhXcf)

You haven't seen James O'Keefe's new video yet, have you?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

234 You said taint.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (9VeU0)

235 We used to tar and feather pieces of statist excrement like Bill Kristol.

Posted by: rayra at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (Pgsaa)

236 The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right are giving up on politics, and that's dangerous.

So looking to revamp (or outright ignore) the founding documents of the country in the multitude of ways Democrat Candidates for POTUS are doing right now? Not dangerous.

Fuck this douche in particular with a barbed-wire pineapple, sideways.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (NYS7S)

237 Neither is "Muslim" or "Islamic", but they still go a long way to depleting the available balance on the Race Card.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)

Can this be considered a GMTA moment?
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

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I don't know what that acronym stands for.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (ffYR/)

238 ... last time, it cost thousands of American dead. On both sides. This time around, the elites should bear the brunt of the horror and death

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 03:39 PM (JH+YW)
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Our enemies abroad will be much more involved if there is a next time. Russia, China, Iran, various grievance groups internally, the continuing invasion on the southern border, it would be a bloodbath. Anyone seriously thinking national divorce could happen hasn't thought this through.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (e9omi)

239 So... he was foreign policy protocol flack for W, then off to be lobbyist for the NYSE, then to the Bulwark.

That's what counts as being an "Urban Achiever."

Sounds more like an "Overfed Leech" to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (AzW6q)

240 That Morris Dees --now there was a great scammer/ fundraiser. Cap'n Bill can only look on in awe and jealousy.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (tkNkP)

241 >> But I wouldn't mess around with a fat woman.

Look up a picture of Cap'n Bill's wife, Susan Scheinberg.

She's got Bill outweighed, I think. Paolo is probably busy washing his fabulous hair when she calls, methinks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)

242 You said taint.
Posted by: blaster

Totally.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (NLLmE)

243 if having a bunch of racists running around is all it take to no have to suffer under Socialism, that's a trade off I'm willing to make.

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yeah, weird that the communists finally figured out their super weapon against the west...we invented racism. and no other country has ever been racist. just like we invented slavery and war and probably things like theft and tailgating.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (9AcAx)

244 Writing Book 4 this weekend...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers.

It just popped into my head. Ahoy.

I love this guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (vEIlU)

245 Have these idiots never read Allen Drury? It was the same theme during the cold war. He was right, too.

Posted by: Happy at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (JG0oy)

246 >>Does anyone actually read the BullHork? I mean other than for a laugh?

Think it's like the Salon Hot25 conservatives to follow on twitter - it allows Lefties to read a "conservative" site without being exposed to actual conservative ideas/values. They can then say, "See, even conservatives agree with me!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (W+vEI)

247 Well Cucks gotta cuck after all

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (omMkW)

248 I've never heard of the Turner Diaries. Is that a commonly-"known" thing?

But I suppose I am just like McVeigh if I enjoy Schlichters books.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (XROPS)

249 Cap'n Bill isn't just a fancy boy. He's the king of the fancy boys.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (Lg/Uq)

250 Bill's just not the man he used to be since Trump got elected. I miss those steely four inches!

Posted by: Susan Scheinberg (Kristol) at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (QE8X6)

251 Sounds more like an "Overfed Leech" to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a

Lichen.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (NLLmE)

252 Another officer dead due to illegal alien.

http://tinyurl.com/yykjkpk8

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (r+sAi)

253 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

A. Marine. General.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (w7KSn)

254 'Escape From New York', 'V for Vendetta', '1984', 'Atlas Shrugged', 'Farenheit 451'--they're all the Turner Diaries! And the Founders were all alt-right revolutionaries! King George wasn't that bad!

Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that Dossier if they hadn't of pulled the Standard out of action!

Posted by: Cap'n "Crunch" Kristol, USS Transition at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (Ndje9)

255 The left: "America is too cowardly to have an honest discussion on race"

The right "you're right, you win, can we at least keep our guns?"

The left "no."

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (9AcAx)

256 Kurt is a lurker here. Like Andrew.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (vhXcf)

257 232 225
It's kinda interesting. These fat fvcks are probably carrying more estrogen then an average woman. But I wouldn't mess around with a fat woman. They bring the nasty like no creature on earth, while the fat cvcks are the soft bottoms with butts raised in the air.

Preaching follow us to glory. Yeah, I don't think so.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:41 PM (jYje5)

The neverTrumpers are turning into Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:42 PM (JgA4k)

Probably a bit less sweaty, but only a bit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

258 Bill's just not the man he used to be since Trump got elected. I miss those steely four inches!

Posted by: Susan Scheinberg (Kristol) at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (QE8X6)

Four? lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

259
I don't know what that acronym stands for.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (ffYR/)

Great Minds Think Alike and my comment, albeit socked, at 206.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I heard the Mueller Report isn't going drop after all.

Yeah, it turns out it's so light it floats.

Posted by: Max Power at March 22, 2019 03:46 PM (q177U)

261 Captain Biff Kristol in two words: "Sad cuck!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 22, 2019 03:46 PM (YzPmt)

262 Writing Book 4 this weekend...out of the blue, I got this idea for a sub-plot involving sniveling enablers who help out the leftist villains and who are unable to perform as men and whose wives seek pleasure with domestic workers.

It just popped into my head. Ahoy.
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Ace quality snark. The best.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 03:46 PM (XROPS)

263 >> We used to tar and feather pieces of statist excrement like Bill Kristol.

And run them out of town on a rail.

Here's a depiction of running out on a rail in O Brother Where Art Thou:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFWqh6oHx0

Skip to 1:40 for the start.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:47 PM (f1Vqw)

264 Anyone seriously thinking national divorce could happen hasn't thought this through.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (e9omi)

Which is why I am against the whole idea. It would make Yugoslavia look like a daycare.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

265 Is there something about neverTrumping that converts testosterone into estrogen?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:47 PM (JgA4k)

266 I really don't think the NeverTrumpers-Bullworkers are having much influence right now. They are like a sputtering fire just before someone either throws water on it or takes a leak on it.

Posted by: RM at March 22, 2019 03:48 PM (U3LtS)

267 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

A. Marine. General.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (w7KSn)

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Since this is all a "manufactured crisis", there can be no risk, right? Also, aren't Marines paid specifically to be risk takers?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 03:48 PM (ffYR/)

268 253 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

A. Marine. General.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (w7KSn)

Gonna take decades to clean-out the rot left by the Reign of Error of the milk-chocolate messiah.

And that's if we have that long left.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 03:48 PM (NYS7S)

269 Because Things Remind Dum-Dums of Other Things.
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Ooooh. How long I've been beating on just that drum.

I'm supposed to be responsible for somebody else's lack of analytical ability to separate one thing from another?

No, I am not.

Screw you (not Ace) and your confusion!

Posted by: Axeman at March 22, 2019 03:48 PM (vDqXW)

270 It's not true I slept with one of the cabin boys. We didn't sleep at all!

Posted by: Susan Scheinberg (Kristol) at March 22, 2019 03:48 PM (QE8X6)

271 Russia, China, Iran, various grievance groups internally, the continuing invasion on the southern border, it would be a bloodbath. Anyone seriously thinking national divorce could happen hasn't thought this through.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:43 PM (e9omi)

At best, China could insist on a Californian enclave to send its nationals. At best. No other country on earth would risk its capitol being nuked to ash just to get some Hessian income. As for Mexico, how would that in any way look different from what they have now? If anything, you'd see wholesale repatriations of Mexican nationals throughout America, if not outright murder. Any nation sending "peacekeeping" forces to America would run the same risk.

Just because national divorce would be bad for us, and a Holocaust-level nightmare for Bill Kristol and the people who supported this travesty, doesn't mean it will be avoided.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 03:48 PM (JH+YW)

272 I'm old enough to remember when Marines did what they were told and didn't share their thoughts with everyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 03:49 PM (xfb67)

273 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

==

illegals toting nukes now?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 03:49 PM (dm05u)

274 Is there something about neverTrumping that converts testosterone into estrogen?

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I guess the conservative leadership figured out that the left won and now they're just trying to figure out how to stay relevant.

The rest of us are too dumb dumb to realize that the left's invasion worked and we're fuckkkkkked.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 03:49 PM (9AcAx)

275 Kurt has many things that Captain Cuck doesn't have, but the one that springs to mind right now is:

Readers.

The Captain hasn't had those for a very long time

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 22, 2019 03:49 PM (4vuMA)

276 I heard the Mueller Report isn't going drop after all.
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Maybe a laxative would help?

Posted by: Axeman at March 22, 2019 03:50 PM (vDqXW)

277 Does it smell like Mika Brzezninski in here or is it just me??

Posted by: a long-dead tuna at March 22, 2019 03:50 PM (Dh1wo)

278 Philip K. Dick, alt-right maven? He would not be pleased.

Posted by: Surellin at March 22, 2019 03:50 PM (gt1lX)

279 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".
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So if its too risky for marines, that does sound like an emergency to me.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 03:50 PM (9vRfJ)

280
A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

A. Marine. General.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately

An unacceptable risk to whom?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (aKsyK)

281 I heard the Mueller Report isn't going drop after all.

So, much like Cap'n KristolMeth's tiny testicles?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (NYS7S)

282 The story is at the blog War is Boring.
And he is a Commandant, not a general, my mistake.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (w7KSn)

283 I read the first Schlicter book hoping for something as good as Matt Bracken. It was ok. Do the others get better?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (MckAV)

284
It's probably good that I walked away from programming. If I had been hired by a Facebook or Google type entity I'd have every one of you fvckers with multiple checkmarks in some database by now.

Each with an individual score. I would have been Big Brother on steroids and methamphetamine.

Which leads me to believe it's already been done. If I could do it, there's probably tens of thousands of forners up to the task.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (jYje5)

285 >>>This might be why they chose to run this Pierre Omidyar/David Brock hit now, to pressure Hewitt to cancel or to set Hewitt up for their next round of "making people uncomfortable at dinner parties."

You know who this benefits?

Wait, hold on...

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (q177U)

286 The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right are ~~giving up on politics~~ being forced out of politics, deplatformed from politics, and silenced, picked off one by one by the SJWs and establishment hacks we NT'ers have sided with.

FIFY

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (786Ro)

287 Sometimes a man's just got to stand up and start a newsletter.

Posted by: Bill "The Bulwark" Kristol at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (QE8X6)

288 Bad cuck
sad cuck
little ball of Speer

fat cuck
stupid cuck
sneer sneer sneer

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (vhXcf)

289 215 Did Stormfront just make an appearance?
Posted by: eleven

dude, Kristol's got that beat covered. he doesn't need your help.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (nFwvY)

290 Commandant isn't a rank, it's the top job in the USMC.

Soon to have an opening, I suspect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (xfb67)

291 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

A. Marine. General.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately

It's not in his idiom.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (7HtZB)

292 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".
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So if its too risky for marines, that does sound like an emergency to me.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 03:50 PM (9vRfJ)
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How can being in the United States, on our side of our border, be too dangerous for the United States Marines? Clearly this general is making the case for sending troops to the border asap.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (e9omi)

293 The story is at the blog War is Boring.
And he is a Commandant, not a general, my mistake.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (w7KSn)

The Commandant of the Marine Corps is their head and he is usually a general.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

294 The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right are giving up on politics, and that's dangerous.
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Well, yes. It is dangerous.

Now, can you tell us why so many of us ARE giving up on politics?
Be sure to consider what role people like YOU have played in our "giving up."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 03:52 PM (Rxduq)

295 >>>256 Kurt is a lurker here. Like Andrew.

I don't think he is, actually. I would say he checks out the blog but only sporadically and skimming-like.

That said, we are friends.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)

296
An unacceptable risk to whom?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (aKsyK)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the military's overall job is to protect America REGARDLESS of risk. Is it not?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

297 A. Marine. General.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (w7KSn)

What was Xer name?

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:53 PM (xqdqQ)

298 I like how Conservticve Inc think electing Dems will somehow return them to power in he long run. I've read sevral essays on this , cant really graps their thinking but I think it goes lie this:

1. Remove Trump
2. Elect Dems
3. Mass voter fraud institutionalized
4. Amnesty
5. Demoralize the deplorables who stop voting
6. ?????
7. Conservative Inc Victory!

I seem to be missing something

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 03:35 PM (MxEKc)

The first 6 steps constitute Conservative Inc Victory.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 03:54 PM (7SUm3)

299
A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

Deploying Marines to a small volcanic atoll in the Pacific poses an unacceptable risk!!!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 03:54 PM (TAmPV)

300 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 03:54 PM (uopCm)

301
A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

To what? His perm, eye shadow, nails, or daily dosage of estrogen?

How the fvck did we get here?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (jYje5)

302

The head of the Marine Corp is called "Commandant", The Commandant of the Marine Corp. Usually a 4-star general. He's a member of the Joint Chiefs.

The heads of the Army and Air Force are called Chiefs of Staff, and the Navy is the Chief of Naval Operations.

They are the chiefs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (f1Vqw)

303 I'm a lurker as well as not being Kurt Schlichter.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (JgA4k)

304 Kurt Schlicter is f'n hilarious.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (t6MX/)

305 286 The "national divorce" temptation shows that some on the right are... being forced out of politics, deplatformed from politics, and silenced, picked off one by one by the SJWs and establishment hacks we NT'ers have sided with.

FIFY
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (786Ro)
-------------------------------
Newsletter?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM (Rxduq)

306 I did not support Trump in the primary season and voted for him with trepidation, and mostly out of a NeverEverHilary mindset.

I admit it gave me pause when folks I respect such as Ace disavowed Trump (for a while before he realized the magnitude of disaster of a Hilary presidency); and even Dr. Sowell wrote a Never Trump vignette when National Review started that whole thing.

But when you look at Trump's body of work since the election, and toss in the lunacy of the Democrats, the die hard cucks and Bullworkers seem laughable, and even sad, losers at this point.

Posted by: RM at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM (U3LtS)

307 That said, we are friends.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)

Wait.

Ace has friends other than us? Are we even his friends?

What is happening!!!????

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

308 I was gonna go after Schlichter too, but my mother told me to go to my room.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM (QE8X6)

309 They are the chiefs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (f1Vqw)

So, who is the Chief of the Senate?

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM (xqdqQ)

310 Yeah right mississippi and arkansas will soon dominate ever california and new york! Are you on dope or just are a dope?

Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM (+iD0l)

311 []iThey are the chiefs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (f1Vqw)

That's great, but who are the Chefs?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

312 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

A. Marine. General.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 03:45 PM (w7KSn)

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'The commandant of the Marines has warned the Pentagon that deployments to the southwest border and funding transfers under the president's emergency declaration, among other unexpected demands, have posed "unacceptable risk to Marine Corps combat readiness and solvency".'

Because it is more important to defend sand in the ME or the beaches of Okinawa than sand in the American southwest. Unfortunately the entire DoD is geared toward international intervention instead of, um uh, national defense. Hence a whole nother dept. of homeland security!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 22, 2019 03:57 PM (iQKgg)

313 "unacceptable risk"

I think he means of there being some injuries.

And not of Marines.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 03:57 PM (vhXcf)

314 We are having a hail storm, complete with thunder and lightning, right now. It's wild.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 03:57 PM (aXucN)

315 32 Masks are dropping left and right.

There are remarkably fewer genuine conservatives/believers in this country as founded than I used to think there were.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 03:08 PM (e9omi)

Truth. And the leftists are more vile than I ever imagined.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 22, 2019 03:58 PM (vkS2Z)

316
So, who is the Chief of the Senate?
Posted by: Roy

Lizzie Warren

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 03:58 PM (aKsyK)

317 242 You said taint.
Posted by: blaster

Totally.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 03:44 PM (NLLmE)

Grundle.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 03:58 PM (UnA8+)

318 Heard on news 600 illegals are going to be released this weekend to be free and wild into the country on the newest catch and release program.
Brought to you by the Democrats no emergency border

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 03:58 PM (BbGew)

319 A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".

This hogswaggle again? What he was said was that the cost of securing the border would impact the Marines training schedule. Actually, he listed six items that were costing the Marines money that wasn't planned, Hurricane Florence response being the largest. Now, it may be his considered opinion that Training in assaulting Scotland (which will have to be cancelled) is more important than securing the border but that seems like an arguable point.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (+szSl)

320 We are having a hail storm, complete with thunder and lightning, right now. It's wild.
Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 03:57 PM (aXucN)

Hailstones as big as AOC's brain?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (JgA4k)

321 The commandant of the Marines has warned the Pentagon that deployments to the southwest border and funding transfers under the president's emergency declaration, among other unexpected demands, have posed "unacceptable risk to Marine Corps combat readiness and solvency".

Upper-bound, you're talking about $22B out of a $720B defense budget. One time.

Methinks he's a little snippy about one of his pet weapons projects being cancelled.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (NYS7S)

322
Truth. And the leftists are more vile than I ever imagined.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 22, 2019 03:58 PM (vkS2Z)

Agreed.

The Eric Bolling post from earlier has had me kinda fubar all day today.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

323 They used to call it the Weekly Standard because everybody took a shit in it.

Posted by: Grouch Marx at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (QE8X6)

324 Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

Posted by: Modern American Marines at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (vDqXW)

325 Can anybody make sense of rainmando?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

326 The left will get much more vile. This is the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (Owo75)

327
Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 03:56 PM

The 'short bus' arrived early today.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 04:00 PM (jYje5)

328 Hailstones as big as AOC's brain?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (JgA4k)
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About pea-sized, so, bigger.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 04:00 PM (aXucN)

329 "The Bulwark is now running articles telling us we shouldn't be worried about socialism:"
.......

and a $22 trillion dollar debt is just dandy?
OK, let's take it to 100.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

330 Get back to me when the Bulwark calls Schlicter "Deplorable."

"Appalling" seems a rather tepid insult.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (WEBkv)

331

The American Bar Association is warning of an "existential crisis" over the unprecedented surge in the number of immigration cases clogging up courts.

In a new 176-page report that repeatedly raps the Trump administration's policies, the ABA said that the backlog in immigration courts is over 1 million.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (aKsyK)

332 Being in a hailstorm while in a car is like being in a tin can being shot with a shot gun.

or so I would imagine.

You can't believe how loud it gets. And sometimes there's actual damage to the car.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (vhXcf)

333 If the border situation is too dangerous for the marines, then I, an over 29 civilian with a slingshot, am screwed.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (w7KSn)

334 Hailstones as big as AOC's brain?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (JgA4k

That's called "snow."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

335 About pea-sized, so, bigger.
Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 04:00 PM (aXucN)
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Yah, but incredibly dense.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (WEBkv)

336 The "original" dystopian-futurist book in which it is a LEFT-wing government that enslaves the populace is Ayn Rand's "Anthem." And, frankly, it is still superior to most of its later followers.

It's also quite short (officially a "novella") so is a quick and easy read. And very powerful -- a crushing condemnation of what communism ultimately and inevitably leads to.

Anthem. Read it.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (5tb4C)

337 They are the chiefs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 03:55 PM (f1Vqw)

Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (7HtZB)

338 331

The American Bar Association is warning of an "existential crisis" over the unprecedented surge in the number of immigration cases clogging up courts.

In a new 176-page report that repeatedly raps the Trump administration's policies, the ABA said that the backlog in immigration courts is over 1 million.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (aKsyK)

I agree. Deport all of them unilaterally.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

339 Joe only reads the headlines twice removed. Read the actual memo from the Commandant

https://lat.ms/2WdkQgX

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (+szSl)

340 Can anybody make sense of rainmando?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

Frodo?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

341 The American Bar Association is warning of an "existential crisis" over the unprecedented surge in the number of immigration cases clogging up courts.

Well since their answer is AMNESTY!! they can go fuck themselves and DIAF.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NYS7S)

342
Can anybody make sense of rainmando?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

No. Why? Should we?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (vhXcf)

343 and a $22 trillion dollar debt is just dandy?
OK, let's take it to 100.
========
Done!

Posted by: the bank of Rothschild at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (9vRfJ)

344 337 Time out!
Posted by: Andy Reid at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (7HtZB)

You used them all up 3 threads ago.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

345 In a new 176-page report that repeatedly raps the Trump administration's policies, the ABA said that the backlog in immigration courts is over 1 million.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Find out what pet causes the ABA loves today, and see if they favor ignoring those causes so as to reduce backlog.

Posted by: zombie Viduk Quisling at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (NeSSd)

346
The commandant of the Marines has warned the Pentagon that deployments to the southwest border and funding transfers under the president's emergency declaration, among other unexpected demands, have posed "unacceptable risk to Marine Corps combat readiness and solvency".

Deploying to the border is good training.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (TAmPV)

347

BTW, the service chiefs are more like CEOs of the administrative entities of the Army, Navy, etc.

"Operational command" does not go through them. Operation command is via the commanders of the "unified combatant commands".

Central command is the one that governs the Middle East.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (f1Vqw)

348 Billy has everybody talking about him, so if attention is what he was seeking, he's been highly successful.

Posted by: Random Thought Generator at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (iOKfQ)

349 I wonder when Bill Kristol will finally realize that in the game of "Who Will Go Nazi" he will be picked out as one of the first to become a Nazi.
https://harpers.org/archive/1941/08/who-goes-nazi/

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (8uo4a)

350 and a $22 trillion dollar debt is just dandy?
OK, let's take it to 100.
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

Add the unfunded liabilities and we're already PAST that.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Hailstones as big as AOC's brain?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 03:59 PM (JgA4k)

I'm so tired of the sexism and the racism. Would anybody say this about Beto?

Posted by: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (QE8X6)

352 Oh, geez, just saw in the sidebar that they guy who wrote this is the same one who tried to get Salena Zito deplatformed. An anonymous troll who's finally revealed his identity.

This is his "thing," eh?
He's The Bulwark's Alinsky Rule #12 enforcer: "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (W+vEI)

353 AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (5tb4C)

354 Raimondo's gibberish translated into and back out of Japanese:

Yes, the correct Mississippi and Arkansas will soon rule over California and New York so far! Are you taking drugs or are they drugs?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 04:04 PM (7HtZB)

355 Dorothy Parker and James Thurber and friends played a private parlor game at parties. They would pick out people and wager which ones, under a Nazi occupation, would cooperate or resist. And which ones would not only cooperate but become willing conspirators even killers. Not hard to guess in the case of Kristol.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 04:04 PM (H8QX8)

356 >>>Time out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at March 22, 2019 04:01 PM (7HtZB)

You used them all up 3 threads ago.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (UnA8+)<<<

That's ok. I still got one left.

Posted by: Chris Webber at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (yIBga)

357 "alt-right white nationalist friends"
.........

Admiral Bill must have popped a few shirt buttons typing that tweet.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

358 Opposed to socialism = white nationalist

Opposed to globalism = white nationalist

Opposed to Islam = white nationalist

Opposed to one-party deep state rule = white nationalist

Opposed to anti-Semitism = Islamophobic

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)

359 AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.

I'm agonna need pics to just the veracity of this statement.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (+szSl)

360 I agree. Deport all of them unilaterally.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)
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Then, create a "Free fire" no go zone that extends from our border 20 miles into Mexico.

Hey, if Mexico wants to play invasion, we might as well give them exactly what they're looking for.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (WEBkv)

361
Deploying to the border is good training.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM

Yeah, you never know when we'll be invaded by tens of thousands of 4' 6" males and eight month pregnant females in the clutches of Type 2 diabeetus.

Scary stuff. Nightmare scenario.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (jYje5)

362 also, judge

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (+szSl)

363 Captain Kristol and the Rentboys, soon playing a bathhouse near you!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

364 No time out!

Posted by: Toulouse at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (NLLmE)

365 >>>AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (5tb4C)<<<

Only? Not even close.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (yIBga)

366 Dorothy Parker and James Thurber and friends played a private parlor game at parties. They would pick out people and wager which ones, under a Nazi occupation, would cooperate or resist. And which ones would not only cooperate but become willing conspirators even killers. Not hard to guess in the case of Kristol.

Dan, read Spiff's link

I wonder when Bill Kristol will finally realize that in the game of "Who Will Go Nazi" he will be picked out as one of the first to become a Nazi.
https://harpers.org/archive/1941/08/who-goes-nazi/

Posted by: the bank of Rothschild at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (lT8qm)

367 Try being a US citizen and invading Mexico.
Let me know how that goes.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (w7KSn)

368 If the Marines can't handle the border it's time to start air strikes with B-52s.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

369 and a $22 trillion dollar debt is just dandy?
OK, let's take it to 100.
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

Add the unfunded liabilities and we're already PAST that.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
.........

The sky's the limit!

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

370 The laws that pertain to the disposition of the physical locus of the appellants in immigration hearings are deficient.

They are not meant for large numbers of applicants.

That needs to be changed.

Mainly by having some other place for the applicants to wait.

Or by refusing to allow them to roam free in our country while waiting.

But that would take a law by Congress or an EO by Trump and then waiting for the trip through the courts to the SCOTUS.

And ultimately, unless we become willing to apply physical force we will never be able to stop a concerted assault on our borders by masses of people.

Without a wall of course.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (vhXcf)

371 349 I wonder when Bill Kristol will finally realize that in the game of "Who Will Go Nazi" he will be picked out as one of the first to become a Nazi.
https://harpers.org/archive/1941/08/who-goes-nazi/
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (8uo4a)
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He probably thought he won, too.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (WEBkv)

372 I agree. Deport all of them unilaterally.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

I presume you mean the ABA and the illegals?

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (f3oO4)

373 AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.
Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (5tb4C)

You've seen them? How are her areola? Big and bold or small?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

374 AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (5tb4C)

Murray?
Kamal-toe?
Mazie?

That's just off the top of my head.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NYS7S)

375 368 If the Marines can't handle the border it's time to start air strikes with B-52s.
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

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AC-130's patrolling the parts of the border that are not fenced.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:08 PM (WEBkv)

376 nood morons

Posted by: Toulouse at March 22, 2019 04:08 PM (NLLmE)

377 AOC's nipples look like railroad track pennies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 04:08 PM (4AeKb)

378 That's ok. I still got one left.
Posted by: Chris Webber at March 22, 2019 04:05 PM (yIBga)

THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE LEFT.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

379 I don't pick Kristol to become a Nazi. I pick him to be first in the camps.

Note that in most all communist takeovers, the first ones to get shot or imprisoned are those who aided the take over in the first place.

They have a following and a voice and are therefore dangerous.

Just ask Trotsky.

Oh. Wait, you can't.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (vhXcf)

380 "371 He probably thought he won, too.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (WEBkv)"
Captain Bill would wear it as a badge of honor. Probably on his sleeve.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (8uo4a)

381
I'm betting there are nekkid selfies of AOC out there. They'll come out in time.

I'll give even money she goes full Solo in them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (f1Vqw)

382
There is barely a good excuse to have a Marine Corp anymore, if deploying to the border is unacceptable that what is the point of keeping them around?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (TAmPV)

383 How many illegal aliens play division 1 basketball?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (GeRdb)

384
NOT FIRST!

Posted by: La esponja at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (LilNs)

385 Dorothy Parker and James Thurber and friends played a private parlor game at parties. They would pick out people and wager which ones, under a Nazi occupation, would cooperate or resist.

-----

Great at all unoccupied parlors.

French collaborators bad; Iraqi collaborators good!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (iQKgg)

386 >>>AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (5tb4C)

Only? Not even close.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 22, 2019 04:06 PM (yIBga)
.........

Back boobs don't count.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

387 "379 I don't pick Kristol to become a Nazi. I pick him to be first in the camps.
Note that in most all communist takeovers, the first ones to get shot or imprisoned are those who aided the take over in the first place.
They have a following and a voice and are therefore dangerous.
Just ask Trotsky.
Oh. Wait, you can't.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (vhXcf)"

He would become a Nazi and after he served his usefulness he would definitely be purged.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (8uo4a)

388 373 AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.
Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:03 PM (5tb4C)

You've seen them? How are her areola? Big and bold or small?
Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
----------------

Hey, what about me?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (WEBkv)

389 "AOC is the only congressperson whose nipples are each bigger than her brain.

Posted by: zombie"

Wait! Are there pictures? (Not of her brain)

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (MxEKc)

390 re: A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk".
----------------

the rest of the sentence from that article reads:

" to Marine Corps combat readiness and solvency."

Posted by: dDan at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (hwYmz)

391 Wait until the ABA gets a load of the backlog in the criminal justice system. The Nation reported in 2016 that over 500,000 are in jail waiting for a trail and several thousand have been locked up over one year waiting.

Guess we ought to let them go--to the ABA officers homes and places of business.

Posted by: whig at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (Kvi3C)

392 I have to agree that sending the Marines to the border is a waste in my opinion. If they aren't going somewhere to destroy and kill or the potential to destroy and kill , it's a waste of their training. Let the Army and Army reserves continue with this task.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (7PXtO)

393 I had a shocking encounter yesterday.

A neighbor of mine who is a highly educated legal immigrant from a semi-shithole country (OK, I'll just say it: Romania) has always in casual conversation whined bitterly about various liberal and leftist policies in the US, so I had always assumed that she was a secret conservative like me. But yesterday, to my utter horror, she revealed that she "hates" Trump. Damn. What a disappointment.

But then she shocked me even more by saying that if there had been a different Republican nominee, she would have voted for him. And that guy was...John Kasich.

WTF???

It's the first time I had ever heard ANYBODY in real life say they were a Kasich voter.

Her rationale? Because Kasich was more "reasonable" than Trump.

Huh. Reasonability is what got use here in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 04:11 PM (5tb4C)

394 381 I'm betting there are nekkid selfies of AOC out there. They'll come out in time.
I'll give even money she goes full Solo in them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 04:09 PM (f1Vqw)

She'd be just about the only recent female grad from Boston U without them, otherwise.

And we know if she had an (R) after her name they'd already be all over the net, right?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 04:11 PM (NYS7S)

395 what is the point of keeping them around?

You never know when you might need to assault Scotland.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 04:12 PM (+szSl)

396 372 I agree. Deport all of them unilaterally.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

I presume you mean the ABA and the illegals?
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 04:07 PM (f3oO4)

Precisely. And make the ABA change diapers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 04:12 PM (RD7QR)

397
: A Marine general just stated that deploying marines on the border poses an "unacceptable risk". ----------------

the rest of the sentence from that article reads:

" to Marine Corps combat readiness and solvency."

Posted by: dDan at March 22, 2019 04:10 PM (hwYmz)

I was unware the Marine Corp mission had changed to being solvent and ready.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)

398 You never know when you might need to assault Scotland.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 04:12 PM (+szSl)

Seriously, at the rate Great Britain is going.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 04:17 PM (H8QX8)

399 Heh. Captain Wife Loaner used to appear regularly on the HH show. Now Schlichter is hosting. That's gotta sting. Even more than seeing some young well hung swarthy type pleasure his wife for hours.

Posted by: WR at March 22, 2019 04:17 PM (BRpqW)

400 I was unware the Marine Corp mission had changed to being solvent and ready.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)

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Ready? That's the Coast Guard!

Posted by: RioBravo at March 22, 2019 04:17 PM (iQKgg)

401 The UK can't even pull out of the EU. Odd since the EU rarely has a grip on anything.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 22, 2019 04:20 PM (iQKgg)

402 If any novel of insurrection must be compared to The Turner Diaries, let's examine the many similarities between Obama's " Dreams From My Father" and " Mein Kampf".

Posted by: Sixgunsam at March 22, 2019 04:22 PM (f2Yql)

403 I was unware the Marine Corp mission had changed to being solvent and ready.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
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I wouldn't think it would be too difficult to link combat readiness and training together. Solvency might include equipment (although, urgent repairs at bases is cited).

So, while I don't agree w/ the visual that's depicted, all the services will cite lack of training as impacting readiness to some degree.

And, if Commandant felt that strongly about it, he would be duty bound to address the issue.

Posted by: dDan at March 22, 2019 04:35 PM (hwYmz)

404 I've read both books and they are awesome.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (AJ/mV)

405 What actually foments civil war is the anti-value of "inclusivity," censoring speech that the listener finds offensive (namely criticism), annihilating the free contest of ideas upon which our democratic alternative to civil war is based.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (wh9C3)

406 That picture of the guns is cool. I've used all of them I think...playing Stalker: Call of Pripyat with Misery Mod 2.2.1

;-)

Posted by: Sapwolf at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (PRyLN)

407 Oh, and by the way, dialogue about a civil war is GOOD because by reaching out it can defuse tensions so that when the split comes (and it is unavoidable) it will be smoother and PEACEFUL.

Of course the frothing at the mouth Left will ruin it like they ruin everything. :-(

Posted by: Sapwolf at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PRyLN)

408
Kurt, throw a curve at them by insisting on Denzel Washington playing Kelly T.

Kimber Nation: "We are all Kelly Turnbull now."

Posted by: Sapwolf at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (PRyLN)

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