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Revealed: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Went on a Blind Date With Katie Couric, 13 Years His Senior, Which Did Not End In a Kiss

This is totally not some kind of PR-arranged beard date, this is real!

During a Wednesday appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, Katie Couric revealed that "a long time ago" she and the New Jersey politician went on a blind date together at a New York Giants game.

"Wow, this just in!" she playfully exclaimed as the audience reacted with surprise.

"He was really nice," Couric, 62, said of Booker, 49.

"Did we kiss?" she said. "No, we did not kiss."

Oh, this "date" happened at a highly public event (a Giants game) which is certain to get photographed and publicized all over the tabloids?

70,000 live witnesses, millions of tv witnesses if the cameras broadcast a shot of the couple? And a division of professional photographers armed with a mile of film?

Yeah, that's usually the sort of blind dates I go on, too.

Also, single eligible men always date women who are very nearly old enough to be their mothers, or at least their a-few-years-younger-than-mother aunt.

Coming Soon: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker's little black book is filled with the names of famous female conquests, like Elizabeth Taylor and Liza Manelli and Cher and Mae West.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:50 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Blackstone at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (+YMDZ)

2 They share a love of colonoscopy

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (uEbPt)

3 I'm not saying Booker is gay, but he has been a subscriber to Cock Aficionado since the June 2004 issue.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 25, 2019 07:52 PM (B623R)

4 I AM SPARTACUS!

Posted by: Spartacus at March 25, 2019 07:53 PM (n9cAO)

5 but, as a good Democrat did she put out?

Posted by: wam bam at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (lDuk/)

6 I can see the blind part.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (B3kya)

7 Ew. Just. Ew.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (PzBTm)

8 My wife is 13 yrs my senior. Works for us. 48/61.

Posted by: Citation X Driver at March 25, 2019 07:54 PM (+G2jw)

9 I don't suck dicks, I just love the way they taste! No homo!

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

10 13 Years His Senior

Amateur.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (I2/tG)

11 He held her hand while Eli Manning performed a Colonoscopy on her.

But. They didn't kiss.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (iHsPU)

12 Katie Couric sure must miss the spotlight.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (6eEQ+)

13 I'll get the hang of this mish thing yet!

Posted by: Little Cory at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (EgshT)

14 Blumpkin Spice is the original "bishop polisher behind the water heater".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 25, 2019 07:55 PM (EUMr7)

15 Methinks he doth protest too much

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (pUDQf)

16 Was T-Bone upset?

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (RBucs)

17 Did she at least get a bj?

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

18 So...another candidate for APlace For Mom?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (0tfLf)

19 I've had girlfriends in the past, but they're been composites - like Obama.

Posted by: Cory "Heterosexual" Booker at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (I2/tG)

20 AND top 10!

My work is done.

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 25, 2019 07:56 PM (PzBTm)

21 Totally not gay.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

22 "Wow, this just in!" Corey playfully exclaimed as he penetrated a female for the first time.


FIFY

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (786Ro)

23 Meh, some guys like older women. I dated a cougar for a while. And just because they didn't kiss doesn't mean much. Katie seems like the type to drink too much and give him a quick desperate beejer back home before she sends him off.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (Tatvp)

24 I Hit It at Halftime.

Posted by: T-Bone at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (iHsPU)

25 barf

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (BoLk7)

26 "So Ms Couric, how'd the date go?"

"Creeeee-peee!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 07:57 PM (miE9U)

27 3 I'm not saying Booker is gay, but he has been a subscriber to Cock Aficionado since the June 2004 issue.
_______________

Pretty sure that chica he's "dating" now is also gay. She was in the news a few years back because of some legal trouble. She's a virulent anti-American who has been arrested several times for various things. But I recall reading something during that last time about how she was in a relationship with a woman. Don't recall the name of the woman.

Posted by: Science guy at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (fqUgw)

28 Katie Couric- the chipmunk cougar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (Y4WlI)

29 I'm so straight that I have to fuck men just to take the edge off my ferocious heterosexuality.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (dHOEq)

30 Didn't she date Chris Botti?

Posted by: navybrat can't stop laughing... at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (w7KSn)

31


"He was really nice," Couric, 62, said of Booker, 49.


"He helped me pick out the perfect curtains to match my sofa." she continued. "He has a real gift for interior design!"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (LL1Be)

32 Katie's diary entry that night proclaimed how weird it was that Corey only wanted her ass and refused to go near her cooter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (pUDQf)

33 Je suis Corey Macron

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (786Ro)

34 Hey - I'd like to admit who I am, but all those backward, socially reactionary, black voters who I need to get elected haven't gone through the reeducation camps yet.

Posted by: Cory "Heterosexual" Booker at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (I2/tG)

35 Yeah... I mean Katie is pretty cute on the outside, but this just does not fill me with confidence in his heterosexuality. For one thing who the hell goes on a blind date at her level of money and celebrity? For another this entire act is to convince blacks he's not really as queer as he seems and that's not helping.

Its like saying he's manly because he went to a fashion show and totally dug the chicks there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (39g3+)

36 I think T-Bone was an alias for Chaz Bono.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (b2Idv)

37 Katie wears a size 6 1/2 shoe.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Quentin T. at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM (2g960)

38 Jus' lookit dem funbags! Isn't she a beauty? - Cory "The Cougar Hunter" Booker

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM (3kS3x)

39 They did not kiss but she did put her finger in his bum.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM (haWye)

40 Booker? He didn't even kiss her.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

41 Some of the comments overheard during the Corey/Katie date:

- "That was a tough interview you gave Sarah Palin that one time. I didn't know the answers to half of those questions"

- "Do you really have to have Red Lobster tonight? Long John Silver's is so much better"

- "Hey Katie, our undergarments match!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (miE9U)

42 When it comes to heterosexuality, I'm a regular John F. Kennedy!

I just can't provide any names, mind you.

Posted by: Cory "Heterosexual" Booker at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (I2/tG)

43 will he mention he once went out for pizza with Michael Jackson? Jackson seemed to have a thing for younger guys named Cory

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (ZqRa6)

44 Katie's diary entry that night proclaimed how weird it was that Corey only wanted her ass and refused to go near her cooter.

Reminds me of American Me where the guy has been in prison pretty much all his adolescent and adult life and only knows anal sex.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (39g3+)

45 TuCa!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 08:00 PM (fuK7c)

46 Well, Katie Couric is actually a man so......

I saw his yam chute on TV once if I remember.

They stuck a camera up in there and wiggled it around a little bit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (Z+IKu)

47 less than 30 seconds into his show Tucker says "Creepy Porn Lawyer"

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (786Ro)

48 'Damn cory, what have you been eating?'
katie

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (qBNEP)

49 You've heard of the Bearded Woman?

The Bearded Man.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (Ndje9)

50 so did Booker fooker?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (ZqRa6)

51 This is totes disgusting! It's like dating your aunt and she slips you the tongue.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (LuPts)

52 Not saying Cory's gay, but he does have a pair of loafers that he bought in 2002 that could be returned for store credit today.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (ffYR/)

53 No dissing Mae West!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

54 OH My God, MSNBC is still trying to push the Russian "Contacts" by Trump associates.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (dKiJG)

55 I set up the date with Katie after I turned on that Today show where she did her on-air colonoscopy. I turned it on in the middle and as soon as I saw it, got on the horn to NBC immediately... totally hot!

Then, I got there and realized it was a girl. Sad!

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (dHOEq)

56 I actually read a pretty convincing argument that Mae West was a cross dressing dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)

57 "I mean will you check out that skirt?"

"I mean how does that EVEN go with strappy wedges and that oversized Coach purse?"
"Hell-Oo! Fashion Police! WHoo whoo whoo!"

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (LL1Be)

58 But was it a happy ending?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (BbGew)

59 Mikey NTH, do you like blowing up your Mae West?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (Y4WlI)

60 Damn. I was enjoying the classic candy and foods discussion.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (jm1YL)

61 Tucker is sending Kouric a dozen long Johns...

Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (+2xjH)

62
Pics

Or

It

Didn't

Happen

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

63 56; i read that too. somewhere.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

64 35 Yeah... I mean Katie is pretty cute on the outside,


Inside? something like a cross between the repair scene in Westworld, a plastic factory, and a shar pei.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2019 08:05 PM (LWu6U)

65 tune in for Katie's next segment of twerking a jerk with Corey Booker.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 08:05 PM (b2Idv)

66 The guy is a walking Logo TV movie of the week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 08:05 PM (Hk+Y0)

67 I actually read a pretty convincing argument that Mae West was a cross dressing dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)

Bing some images of her. If that was a dude cross dressing he had Oscar level talent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

68

66 posts and not one butt crack.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (1g7ch)

69 weft-cut, Cory's got a great career ahead of him as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (miE9U)

70 He ain't no blond either.

Posted by: W.C. Fields at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (K22Va)

71 I Went On A Date With Cory, And All I got Was These Fingerprints On My Checkbook

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (Z4rgH)

72 Mikey NTH, do you like blowing up your Mae West?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 08:04 PM (Y4WlI

Don't have one, but if I did that would be a yes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

73
55 I set up the date with Katie after I turned on that Today show where she did her on-air colonoscopy. I turned it on in the middle and as soon as I saw it, got on the horn to NBC immediately... totally hot!

Then, I got there and realized it was a girl. Sad!
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (dHOEq)


Cory's into white girls farting. They reinflate your colon after the scoping and then they encourage you to fart. True story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 08:07 PM (pNxlR)

74 TuCa calling Stelter a eunuch again

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 08:07 PM (786Ro)

75 Was this before or after the Couric twerking with the lampshade on her head video?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

76 doesn't blind date imply that the neither person knew the other. Was this a fix up? Like maybe his mom was worried and she is friends with Katie's mom so she fixed him up but all along he thought he was going with his mom's hunky pool guy?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2019 08:07 PM (LWu6U)

77 56 I actually read a pretty convincing argument that Mae West was a cross dressing dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)


I read an article once that said she actually died in the 1950s, and her brother (?) posed as her for another 20 years.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

78 no vajaja for me

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:08 PM (JFO2v)

79 Are we past 100?
Is Pixy still here?

There have been questions about finding and honest and good VPN re: the article you linked about a week ago.

Do you have any recommendations?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:08 PM (ePWRo)

80 Jus' lookit dem funbags! Isn't she a beauty? - Cory "The Cougar Hunter" Booker
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 25, 2019 07:59 PM

How do the kids say...bitch, please.

Posted by: Paolo at March 25, 2019 08:08 PM (5ETig)

81 Watching TuCa and did he just call Stelter CNN's eunuch?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 08:08 PM (GbPPJ)

82 TuCa calling Stelter a eunuch again


Yup. Life is good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (fuK7c)

83 Katie's farts were reminiscent of borscht. It was magical.

Posted by: Little Cory at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (EgshT)

84 Who's the commenter who used to say someone was a "master of cocksuckerage?"

No particular reason I thought of that, Cory.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (hjaPQ)

85 Zucker's Eunich. Heh.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (rnXGe)

86 There are old movies of Mae that I seen and never thought she was a male .

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)

87 Stetler responds to TuCa's eunuch remark:

"I'll have you know I've been a DOS user for years!"
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (miE9U)

88 I AM SPARTACUS!
Posted by: Spartacus

----

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

Posted by: Some guy who totally isn't Brian at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (gpZas)

89 There's VJ Day and then there's vajayjay day.

Happy Vajayjay day.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (ePWRo)

90 32 Katie's diary entry that night proclaimed how weird it was that Corey only wanted her ass and refused to go near her cooter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:58 PM (pUDQf)

first thing I pulled up

u missed gave carrot a reach around

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)

91 Chris Hayes' show is called "All In With Chris Hayes."

Why not just go all the way and call it "Balls Deep In Chris Hayes?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (dHOEq)

92 Watching TuCa and did he just call Stelter CNN's eunuch?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 08:08 PM (GbPPJ)

-----------------------

Yes, he has been for a while now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 08:10 PM (ffYR/)

93 53 No dissing Mae West!


I second this. As for her being a dude, get real. Watch her early movies before she started parodying herself and there is no doubt she is all woman.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2019 08:10 PM (LWu6U)

94 48 'Damn cory, what have you been eating?'
katie
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 08:01 PM (qBNEP)

corn and peanuts

for her enjoyment

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:10 PM (JFO2v)

95 They have learned from Barry's lack of sexual history/dates with women.

Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (IR2bT)

96 I think Mae was female...

...But Mooch? No way.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (gpZas)

97 Stelter says that he is...

wait for it.


WAIT FOR IT..

WAITING FOR THE FACTS!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (LL1Be)

98 I'm not saying Booker is gay, but he has been a subscriber to Cock Aficionado since the June 2004 issue.
-----
First appearance of Bill Kristol I understand.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (Dh1wo)

99 Coming Soon: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker's little black book is filled with the names of famous female conquests, like Elizabeth Taylor and Liza Manelli and Cher and Mae West.


That's SO WEIRD that you mnetion Mae West in that list, Ace. And so appropriate.

Why?

Because, according to witnesses, Mae West was a MAN.

Seriously.

The greatest and most successful drag act in history, fooling a nation for a century.

Here's what I know:

A very close friend of mine, that I grew up with, and trust implicitly, went to LA after college and tried to become an actress get into the film industry. While she failed in the acting quest, she did indeed finagle her way into various insider roles in Hollywood. Assistant director here, production manager there, secretary here, personal shopper, and most frequently (a common profession for failed starlets) personal assistant to washed-up stars.

At one point she was working as a personal assistant to someone in Tony Curtis's orbit (sorry, can't be too specific here), and at one point she found herself in a conversation with Tony himself, and the conversation turned to Mae West, and Tony declared casually that Mae West was biologically male.

My frtiend expressed disbelief, so Tony then made a call to a former underling who had been Mae West's personal assistant for years. Summoned the dude, and half an hour he showed up and told the following tale to my friend:

Mae West from the very beginning was biologically male, and made up a completely fabricated life story for the gossip columnists and reporters, who bought it unquestioningly. Mae also insisted that she have her own personal dresser and makeup artist on every film 00 close assistants who were in on his secret. This guy said he himself had seen Mae West naked -- WITH a penis -- countless times.

Back in that era -- '20s, '30s, '40s -- it never occurred to anyone that someone would attempt such a thing - -a man passing as a woman -- so the ruse was fairly easy to pull off. Nowadays, when half the country is transitioning one way or the other, everyone would be suspicious of Mae West's over-exaggerated sexual comments and brassy parody-of-a-slut act.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (5tb4C)

100 Its easy to look curvy under lots of layers of clothing...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (39g3+)

101
Did she do that twerking dance over his face?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (zBaqJ)

102 I "dated" a few women that were 13 years older then me. But I was in my early twenties.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (4thlk)

103 Russian eunuchs interfered with the election.

...again.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (Ckg4U)

104 Cory's into white girls farting. They reinflate your colon after the scoping and then they encourage you to fart. True story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Cory may be one of the few people who look forward to a colonoscopy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (zP7kp)

105 100 Its easy to look curvy under lots of layers of clothing...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (39g3+)


Zombie Kate Smith agrees...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (zBaqJ)

106 Booker C and the KC's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (+/tGa)

107 borscht. It was magical.
Posted by: Little Cory at March 25, 2019 08:09 PM (EgshT)

and NMBLAMa tents

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

108 Hey, now! Liz Taylor was genuinely hot back in her day, before Cory Booker was born.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (mpTv5)

109 what about the rumors of Ace being a dude?

i saw it on the internet, so it must be true...


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (rf8q9)

110 98 I'm not saying Booker is gay, but he has been a subscriber to Cock Aficionado since the June 2004 issue.
-----
First appearance of Bill Kristol I understand.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (Dh1wo)


"Inches" and "Mandate."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (zBaqJ)

111 Nobody has to go out and vouch for Trump's heterosexuality. He's doing supermodels, rich heiresses, porn stars, Playboy centerfolds.

And he keeps it all quite for the ladies.

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (I5LRE)

112 Quiet

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (I5LRE)

113 If I had ever had a date with Katie Couric, you can bet I'd have at least one picture of that date.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (ZqRa6)

114 Tucker is having a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

115 Cory's into white girls farting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Fisting FIFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (+/tGa)

116 "Zucker's marionette"

How can this day get better?
*doorbell*

"Hello? Kate?"
"Kate Upton?"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (LL1Be)

117 zombie, now do Carol Doda.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (b2Idv)

118 Bing some images of her. If that was a dude cross dressing he had Oscar level talent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

Mae West had that. But no penis.

As for Katie Couric... what do you call a beard for someone who fucks fish? Seaweed? Because whatever it is, gay is way way too vanilla if Cory is covering it up.

Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (JH+YW)

119 I rarely LOL, but I most definitely LOLd at Mae West!

Posted by: SC Math Teacher at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (E8prZ)

120 Never tongue kiss your aunt on the first date. It reeks of desperation!

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (LuPts)

121 108 Hey, now! Liz Taylor was genuinely hot back in her day, before Cory Booker was born.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 25, 2019 08:12 PM (mpTv5)


Booker T. Washington's parents named him after Cory. They had a time machine that saw 150 years into the future. Made of peanuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (zBaqJ)

122 95 They have learned from Barry's lack of sexual history/dates with women.
Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (IR2bT)

once you do FranK you never be Frank

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (JFO2v)

123 85>> Zuckers mini me.

He's like remora on a shark. Well.. More like a Bermuda Chub, circling the ship below the discharge port for the macerator.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (Egjjp)

124 Tucker is having a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM


He should look into the camera and eat donut holes while giving his monologue.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (+/tGa)

125
Katie Courveh was the only woman that Matt did not use the rape lock on...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (zBaqJ)

126 I'll buy that maybe Mae was female and her brother took over after a while, but I dunno. Its not like she was showing much skin in the past, and she acts like a drag queen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)

127
104 Cory's into white girls farting. They reinflate your colon after the scoping and then they encourage you to fart. True story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars


The really talented proctologists make balloon animals with your colon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (pNxlR)

128 And he keeps it all quite for the ladies.

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (I5LRE)

Gasp. I thought he had a thing with Putin! @maddowsnbc lied to me!!

Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (JH+YW)

129 120 Never tongue kiss your aunt on the first date. It reeks of desperation!
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (LuPts)


And Massengill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (zBaqJ)

130 56 I actually read a pretty convincing argument that Mae West was a cross dressing dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's true.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (5tb4C)

131 95 They have learned from Barry's lack of sexual history/dates with women.
Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (IR2bT)

I read that as Inches and Mandingo

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (JFO2v)

132 131 95 They have learned from Barry's lack of sexual history/dates with women.
Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (IR2bT)

I read that as Inches and Mandingo
Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (JFO2v)


I saw Inches and Mandingo open for Peaches and Herb at the Apollo in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (zBaqJ)

133 Braenyard

VPN
https://tinyurl.com/yc63nk5a

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (LL1Be)

134 The case number for the US v. Avenatti criminal case in New York is . . .

. . .

. . .

19 MAG 2927

. . .

. . .

I shit you not.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (now3g)

135 He should look into the camera and eat donut holes while giving his monologue.

...

And wrap up the segment with a Daniel Day Lewis "I eat your doughnuts".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (gCzjH)

136 "Inches" and "Mandate."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (zBaqJ)

Inches and Mandingo

Posted by: corie b at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (JFO2v)

137 Katie didn't kiss him but she gave him a good hoovering.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (b2Idv)

138

Tucker is giving the MFM a lovely pounding. Mostly the scum at CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (1Tjbx)

139 I actually read a pretty convincing argument that Mae West was a cross dressing dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I'll vouch for that!

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (miE9U)

140 Didn't Raquel Welch say West was a dude after filming a movie with her?


I think they had a beef with each other though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (pUDQf)

141 On the hetro to homo spectrum Cory is 'Fabulous'.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (Lg/Uq)

142 126 I'll buy that maybe Mae was female and her brother took over after a while, but I dunno. Its not like she was showing much skin in the past, and she acts like a drag queen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)


Or maybe drag queens all act like Mae West. I dunno either.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

143 I want DJT Jr. to come out nomming a jelly donut.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (GbPPJ)

144 If I had ever had a date with Katie Couric, you can bet I'd have at least one picture of that date.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:13 PM (ZqRa6)

---
if i ever had a date with Katie, i'd be sure to get a few drinks into her early on...

that would make the rest of the night both interesting and memorable.

and take lots of photos and video clips too!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (rf8q9)

145 141 On the hetro to homo spectrum Cory is 'Fabulous'.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (Lg/Uq)


I read that as homo speculum. Eww.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (zBaqJ)

146 I always thought Elizabeth Taylor looked old even when she was little. As a teenager she looked 40 to me. I guess in person she was much more striking, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (39g3+)

147 Hmmm


Nancy Pelosi told her leadership team today that her caucus should focus on their agenda and their message - and not the Mueller probe and Russia interference. She and her top lieutenants view the matter as a distraction and believe they should focus on pocketbook issues. @mkraju

Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (MAstk)

148 134 The case number for the US v. Avenatti criminal case in New York is . . .

. . .

. . .

19 MAG 2927

. . .

. . .

I shit you not.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (now3g


Damn, Trump is good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (pUDQf)

149 >>He should look into the camera and eat donut holes while giving his monologue.

He did a nice take down of CNN and the rest of the clown media.

He has Don Trump Jr. coming up next, on the day Creepy Porn Lawyer get arrested. I wonder what they'll talk about?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (/tuJf)

150 Saw "Us" today-

Based on this movie, I can absolutely assure you that Jordon Peele's new "Twilight Zone" will be an unqualified tapir ball sucking, Hillary! taint licking progtard disaster.

Basically, "Us" is a communist propaganda film disguised as a horror movie.

I suppose you could make the argument that "Us" (U.S. Geddit?) is about open borders and the whole "Camp of the Saints" scenario enacted thru violent communist revolution. Either/Or.

Inarticulate (they don't speak our language. Geddit?)doppelgangers in RED jumpsuits (Red. Geddit?) are coming from their crummy underground lives to kill those feckless, well-off American bastards all over the country and take their stuff.

The year is 1986 during the time of "Hands Across America".

Once the doppelgangers kill their feckless counterparts, they join together in their own "Hands Across America" formation.

If you remember "Hands Across America" was supposed to be in support of the homeless and the have-nots during the terrible Reagan years of good times and prosperity. (Supporting the Have-Nots. Geddit?)

But, wait there's still more propagandizing!

BIG SPOILER OF TWIST AHOY THAT YOU'LL FIGURE OUT ABOUT FIFTEEN OR SO MINUTES INTO THE FILM


Who are these mysterious doppelgangers?

Well, the one doppelganger who can talk English tells us when asked by her counterpart that -

"We're Americans." (Instantly here from outside American society, yet they are Americans. Geddit?)

And why can this one doppelganger talk?

Well, because when she was a little girl, her counterpart met her doppelganger in a funhouse. And the doppelganger kidnapped her counterpart and dragged her underground then took over her life. And became a normal American! While her normal American counterpart became a nasty violent barely articulate underground CHUD.

So, no worries, the underground CHUDs after murdering all those feckless undeserving Americans will become great normal Americans.
Just by being in America! (Geddit?)

So violent revolution against unworthy Americans is a good thing. Or, at least, neutral.

While the movie generates some real tension until it starts to show it's agenda,
as a whole it's very meh.

Bonus! The YUGE info dump at the end to explain the CHUDs existence is not only eye-rollingly bad but is boring.

And Tim Highdicker or whatever his name is is awful as he tries to inject comedy into his CHUD character when it's already been established that the CHUDs are personalityless killers. He deserves credit for being extra bad in a rather poor movie.

See it if you wish. But really it's not very good. Even as communist/progtard propaganda.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (CRRq9)

151 I read that as Inches and Mandingo.

-------

Mandingo serves at the pleasure of Missus Kristol.

Posted by: Mandingo at March 25, 2019 08:19 PM (dHOEq)

152 Riiiiight.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 25, 2019 08:19 PM (9m9TT)

153
Katie wanted to kiss him, but Corey said, NOOOO!! You're an icky girl

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:19 PM (1Tjbx)

154 got not get

Man am I high.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

155 I'm delirious. I simply don't know what to think anymore. This is all too much for my tender, virgin brain.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:20 PM (Ckg4U)

156 Tucker is giving the MFM a lovely pounding. Mostly the scum at CNN
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:17 PM (1Tjbx)
*****************
Loving it and him!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 08:20 PM (RBOtF)

157 130 56 I actually read a pretty convincing argument that Mae West was a cross dressing dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's true.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 08:15 PM (5tb4C)




I don't doubt that you have better San Francisco fag connections than most of us, but that doesn't make it true.

It might mean other things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 08:20 PM (fuK7c)

158 Slap, AoS comment threads these days are all like a great Rocky Horror Picture Show riff. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 08:20 PM (miE9U)

159 Corey and Katie should've gone to see Bohemian Rhapsody on their date.

It would have been much more apropos.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:20 PM (gCzjH)

160 Or if you want to make it simple and go with a commercial VPN provider.

https://tinyurl.com/ycpuexjt

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

161 "Slap, AoS comment threads these days are all like a great Rocky Horror Picture Show riff. ;-)"
-Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 08:20 PM (miE9U)

They are simply beyond the Tizzy-Factor" from which, I cannot recover.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:21 PM (Ckg4U)

162 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

163 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (Ckg4U)

164 At least he didn't (t-)bone Bette Midler. You would have to put a bag over her soul.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (P0yOt)

165 Don Jr.'s on TuCa

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (4AeKb)

166 I watched Tom Cruise's Mummy film and... its bad. Its really bad. It might have been okay, but the director insisted that every single scene have 150% more narration and exposition that was necessary for the entire movie. Seriously, it was like a lecture, droning on and on and on abut Egyptian history and mysticism and this bizarre invented system of magic and mummies and curses and on and on and on and *goes to sleep drooling*

Its too bad because under the layers and layers wrapping the film in narration its not bad, but its smothered by terrible writing and directing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (39g3+)

167 I shouldn't stay up any more.
There must be lots of YouTube of Mae West.
Good night horde.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (BbGew)

168 As for Katie Couric... what do you call a beard for someone who fucks fish? Seaweed? Because whatever it is, gay is way way too vanilla if Cory is covering it up.
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (JH+YW)


http://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ys3ynm

Fun fact: the commenter who originally shared this is on this thread right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

169

Don Jr. is on Tucker's show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (1Tjbx)

170
117 zombie, now do Carol Doda.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 08:14 PM (b2Idv)


zombie, there was an incident in the late 70s / early 80s where Kenny "The Snake" Stabler got caught messing around with Carol Doda by LEOs. Both were less than fully clothed and Stabler brazened it out by bemoaning that "this is really going to hurt my work with youths."

The rest of us LOLed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (pNxlR)

171 Any of the guys here ever cross-dress for a Halloween or a Rocky Horror Picture Show party?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (miE9U)

172 G'Night, Skip.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (Ckg4U)

173 I don't doubt that you have better San Francisco fag connections than most of us, but that doesn't make it true.

Well Mae West was a caricature of a woman, heavily made up, dressed to the throat in heavy clothes in every scene. Could easily have been a dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (39g3+)

174 It's weird that a dude has to try so hard to convince everyone he's straight by dropping girlfriend names.

Straight dudes don't have to do that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)

175 159
Corey and Katie should've gone to see Bohemian Rhapsody on their date.


I saw BR this weekend, and thought it was a very good movie. Katie looks pretty durn good for her age.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (T6t7i)

176 WC Fields hated her too. Why wouldn't he have outed "her"?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:24 PM (Dh1wo)

177

You're going to take a bus to Hawaii. ha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:24 PM (1Tjbx)

178 See it if you wish. But really it's not very good. Even as communist/progtard propaganda.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2019 08:18 PM (CRRq9)

Thanks for the review NFlake.

I avoid Hollyweird's movies but I always like to be reminded that their crap is still crap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)

179 Wait the fuck...

Is Ace saying Mae West was a beard?????

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:24 PM (NLLmE)

180 Did he see her dance? Because that would make any guy gay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

181 The Junior Don is on fire!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

182 "It's weird that a dude has to try so hard to convince everyone he's straight by dropping girlfriend names.
Straight dudes don't have to do that.
"
-Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)

I dated some broad from Canada.
...you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (Ckg4U)

183 Krebs, she and my cousin were an item for a long time.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (b2Idv)

184

DaNang Dick. Leader of the Tin Foil Hat Brigade Adam Schiff. He's on a roll

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (1Tjbx)

185 Never mind...I see everyone is already all over that.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (NLLmE)

186 166 I watched Tom Cruise's Mummy film and... its bad. Its really bad. It might have been okay, but the director insisted that every single scene have 150% more narration and exposition that was necessary for the entire movie. Seriously, it was like a lecture, droning on and on and on abut Egyptian history and mysticism and this bizarre invented system of magic and mummies and curses and on and on and on and *goes to sleep drooling*

Its too bad because under the layers and layers wrapping the film in narration its not bad, but its smothered by terrible writing and directing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:22

------

I heard it spent too much time trying to build the "Dark Universe"

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (I5LRE)

187 Obama's composite girlfriend 2020.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

188 184

DaNang Dick. Leader of the Tin Foil Hat Brigade Adam Schiff. He's on a roll

Yep. Junior's good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:26 PM (4AeKb)

189 Jr. is kicking ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

190 185
Never mind...I see everyone is already all over that


Speaking of which, I was all over Katie's nether regions, you know, cause that's what we heterosexuals do.

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 25, 2019 08:26 PM (T6t7i)

191 Obama's composite girlfriend 2020.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Has a penis. Or a giant floppy clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:26 PM (NLLmE)

192 102 I "dated" a few women that were 13 years older then me. But I was in my early twenties.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2019 08:11 PM (4thlk)


*fistbump*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 25, 2019 08:27 PM (DTX3h)

193 I saw BR this weekend, and thought it was a very good movie. Katie looks pretty durn good for her age.

....

Yeah, it was a decent flick.

Concentrated too much on Mercury being a homo, but the cinematography and music was good.

Reminded me a bit of The Doors, where the movie is all lead-singer centric.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:27 PM (gCzjH)

194 To Donny Two Scoops, Jr:

Yes, I will
Have your baby.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2019 08:27 PM (haWye)

195

If Donald Trump came out in favor of oxygen the left would be against it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:27 PM (N88Be)

196 Don Jr. makes that suit look good. Not the other-way-around.

Hate the tie, but I'm dating a chick from Canada.
...you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:27 PM (Ckg4U)

197 Junior's comparison of Schiff to Avennati was classic.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2019 08:27 PM (P0yOt)

198 I heard it spent too much time trying to build the "Dark Universe"

Yeah it was basically a lecture preparing people for the entire universe that forgot to be an entertaining film. And it could have been.

I mean while filming movies you do a lot of scenes that never make it to the final edit, lots of lines they cut back and everything so the actors probably didn't know this was happening but what a stupid waste.

Spoiler: Tom Cruise becomes the mummy at the end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (39g3+)

199 I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (nFwvY)

200 Booker always tells his dates to come to him with their troubles. When none do, he goes to them with his.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (FTlwv)

201 Also, single eligible men always date women who are very nearly old
enough to be their mothers, or at least their
a-few-years-younger-than-mother aunt.

Why you gotta hate on thems of us love older women?(And THIRTEEN is NOT "nearly old enough to be their mother".)

Posted by: GWB at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (7kVu3)

202 Speaking of which, I was all over Katie's nether regions, you know, cause that's what we heterosexuals do.
Posted by: Corey Booker


Tastes like chicken right Corey?

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (NLLmE)

203 Holy effin' lol


@neontaster
4h4 hours ago
Michael Avenatti should learn to penal code.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

204 To Donny Two Scoops, Jr:

Yes, I will
Have your baby.
Posted by: Czech Chick

So you'll be his Czech mate?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (gkstg)

205

She walks like a bearded rainbow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (aKsyK)

206 I have the same style and color beard as Jr., with the same gray in the same place.

But the comparison ends there LOL. Wish I had a fraction of his dough. Not to mention Guilfoyle.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (4AeKb)

207 "Holy effin' lol"

@neontaster
4h4 hours ago
Michael Avenatti should learn to penal code.
-Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (Ckg4U)

208 'I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.'

President Garfield was really a cat!

Posted by: no not really at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

209 http://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ys3ynm 

Fun fact: the commenter who originally shared this is on this thread right now. 

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

.......

Update the style guide, bitches, Cory Booker is "Flipper" from here on out!

Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (JH+YW)

210 Lindsey Graham will be on Hannity tonight.

It was nice that Tucker let Don Jr. talk. Unheard of on Fox's shows.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

211 199 I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (nFwvY)


I don't know about that, but James Buchanan might have been.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

212 If it worked out, will their kids take the surname Cordick??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (Dh1wo)

213 Also, single eligible men always date women who are very nearly old
enough to be their mothers, or at least their
a-few-years-younger-than-mother aunt.

Why you gotta hate on thems of us love older women?(And THIRTEEN is NOT "nearly old enough to be their mother".)
Posted by: GWB

Preach it brother.

Posted by: M. Le President Macron at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (gkstg)

214 I have the same style and color beard as Jr., with the same gray in the same place.

But the comparison ends there LOL. Wish I had a fraction of his dough. Not to mention Guilfoyle.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (4AeKb)

technically, you do. Even 0 is a fraction.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (FTPn0)

215 I wonder if Don Jr. and Kim Guilfoyle have kissed yet.

Posted by: Corey 2020! at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (786Ro)

216 I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (nFwvY)


Benjamin Harrison's beard was also its own beard.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

217 "Lindsey Graham will be on Hannity tonight.
It was nice that Tucker let Don Jr. talk. Unheard of on Fox's shows.
"
-Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

Lindsey is dating a chick from...

...forget it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (Ckg4U)

218 199 I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.

I thought it was Taft who was broad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:31 PM (4AeKb)

219 And THIRTEEN is NOT "nearly old enough to be their mother".

Well, technically its possible but yeah its not that big a spread of ages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:31 PM (39g3+)

220 'I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.'

President Garfield was really a cat!
Posted by: no not really at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

Can't be. The assassin would have needed 9 bullets to kill him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2019 08:31 PM (FTPn0)

221
Concentrated too much on Mercury being a homo

But what was Pluto?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)

222 186 166 I watched Tom Cruise's Mummy film and... its bad. Its really bad. It might have been okay, but the director insisted that every single scene have 150% more narration and exposition that was necessary for the entire movie. Seriously, it was like a lecture, droning on and on and on abut Egyptian history and mysticism and this bizarre invented system of magic and mummies and curses and on and on and on and *goes to sleep drooling*

Its too bad because under the layers and layers wrapping the film in narration its not bad, but its smothered by terrible writing and directing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 08:22

------

I heard it spent too much time trying to build the "Dark Universe"
Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (I5LRE)



Yeah, there was that. We really didn't need the side trip with Mr Hyde.

But, what really hurt the movie was that they tried to give it a "happy" ending with Tom Cruise.

After already having his character leave the action in a rather creepy manner.

Plus the poor directing that really didn't help.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2019 08:32 PM (CRRq9)

223 "Benjamin Harrison's beard was also its own beard."
-Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

That's so Meta...
...I can't even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:32 PM (Ckg4U)

224 Corey needs a beard.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at March 25, 2019 08:32 PM (0OmEj)

225 But what was Pluto?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

A dog.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (gkstg)

226 Glenn Greenwald too...Tucker's rockin' it tonight.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (4AeKb)

227 Funny how all the internet images of Ms Dawson holding up a pair of lacy panties while tonguing them, among other things, and images of her making out with women in public are all gone from the interwebs. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (Sh6Rm)

228 Glenn Greenwald...

...okay, I've telegraphed this from next-door.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (Ckg4U)

229 Maybe Booker and Harris will fall in love on the campaign trail, get married and run as President and Cice President.

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (I5LRE)

230 214>> Unpossible. Zero divided by any number is Zero and division by zero is undefined....unless you're L'Hopital.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (Egjjp)

231 220 'I heard that William McKinley was actually a broad.'

President Garfield was really a cat!
Posted by: no not really at March 25, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

Can't be. The assassin would have needed 9 bullets to kill him.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2019 08:31 PM (FTPn0)


This is banter and wit is why AOSHQ is "award-winning."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (zBaqJ)

232 re 140: 'Myra Breckenridge" or however it was spelled
Playboy ran a pictorial and article about the movie around 1970. As I recall, Raquel Welch and Mae West really didn't get along. Mae got a deal in her contract that only she could appear in black and white outfits, which would make her stand out in a color film. Welch promptly demanded the same thing when she found out about it and at one point refused to come out of her dressing room unless she got the same deal.

I also remember reading that Oscar Levant (look him up) had a local TV show in LA in the early 1960s and was suspended for a couple of days for saying that Mae West looked like a truck driver in drag. The station brought him back after several days of complaints from viewers

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (ZqRa6)

233

Glen Greenwald is bringing it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:34 PM (N88Be)

234 221
Concentrated too much on Mercury being a homo

But what was Pluto?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:32 PM (aKsyK)


A goofy bitch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:34 PM (zBaqJ)

235 BREAKING on CNN: Michelle Obama reveals that xhe and Cory Booker once enjoyed a Chicago bathhouse together before xhe transitioned, and that Cory kept calling xim T-Bone. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 08:34 PM (RwvER)

236 President Kennedy was actually an incompetent speed addict!

No, wait, that one's true.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

237 This is my favorite part of the press release that the US Dept of J in Cali issued today about Mike "Football Fucking Monkey" Avenatti's dealings that got him arrested in Cali:

"Avenatti also allegedly defrauded a bank in Mississippi by submitting to the lender false tax returns in order to obtain three loans totaling $4.1 million for his law firm and coffee business in 2014. According to the affidavit, Avenatti obtained the loans by submitting fabricated individual income tax returns (Forms 1040) for 2011, 2012, and 2013, reporting substantial income even though he had never filed any such returns with the Internal Revenue Service. The phony returns stated that he earned $4,562,881 in adjusted gross income in 2011, $5,423,099 in 2012, and $4,082,803 in 2013, according to the affidavit. Avenatti allegedly also claimed he paid $1.6 million in estimated tax payments to the IRS in 2012 and paid $1.25 million in 2013. In reality, Avenatti never filed personal income tax returns for 2011, 2012 and 2013 and did not make any estimated tax payments in 2012 and 2013. Instead of the millions of dollars he claimed to have paid in taxes, Avenatti still owed the IRS $850,438 in unpaid personal income tax plus interest and penalties for the tax years 2009 and 2010, court papers state. The affidavit also alleges that, as part of his loan applications, Avenatti also submitted a fictitious partnership tax return for his law firm."

I feel sorry for his kids.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (now3g)

238 "imprimatur"

That's Restaurant-Quality English.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (Ckg4U)

239 when you've lost Gleen Greenwald...

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)

240 >>>It's weird that a dude has to try so hard to convince everyone he's straight by dropping girlfriend names.<<<

Jesus. If the "T-Bone" was really pounding that dusty furburger, he'd need a restraining order to keep her at bay.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (LuPts)

241 But what was Pluto?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



A dog.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
-------
That's just fucking Goofy!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (Dh1wo)

242 232
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (ZqRa6)

Oscar Levant was definitely a primordial moron.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (zBaqJ)

243 JackStraw. Paging JackStraw.

What exactly did you do to earn that heee-larious rant from Ace in the last post?
Remind me not to do that. Although, one does that sort of thing to friends, not enemies, so I guess it was an honor of sorts.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (z79tQ)

244 Good for him. Greenwald deserves a victory lap the same as the few on the right that got it right.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (4AeKb)

245 Revealed: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Went on a Blind Date With Katie Couric, 13 Years His Senior, Which Did Not End In a Kiss

It didn't end with a kiss because Couric knocked a few teeth out of Booker's mouth with her "dancing". She was getting down like a freak. Like a spastic freak.

Booker ended up going home with the parking lot attendant, so it wasn't a total loss.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (K8LjS)

246 Greenwald is going off. wow

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

247 241 Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:35 PM (Dh1wo)


See me at 234.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2019 08:36 PM (zBaqJ)

248 Concentrated too much on Mercury being a homo

It is integral to the story, so it wasn't as bad as I expected. Also, there were scenes where FM is in gay clubs full of men in leather and rivets. It certainly didn't make the lifestyle look appealing.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 08:36 PM (T6t7i)

249 Funny how all the internet images of Ms Dawson holding up a pair of lacy panties while tonguing them
=====

Oh, those were mine.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 25, 2019 08:36 PM (JcXHH)

250 I don't remember Queen or Freddie Mercury being all that great back in the 70's. They were ok, a little weird and way to gay for most people I hung out with.

Now he is some kind of a rock and roll saint or some BS.

More crap repackaged for stupid people.

Thin Lizzy and Phil Lynott were much better.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 08:37 PM (Z+IKu)

251 I would totally go back in time for Virginia Mayo.

Fight me.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)

252 President Garfield was really a cat!
-----
Orange Cat Bad!!!

Posted by: NPC at March 25, 2019 08:37 PM (Dh1wo)

253 I need a cigarette after Greenwald....phew!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 08:38 PM (cF8AT)

254 Tastes like chicken right Corey?
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:28 PM (NLLmE)


Goes with the bags of sand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:38 PM (Tc1vu)

255 >>What exactly did you do to earn that heee-larious rant from Ace in the last post?

Nothing. I was just minding my own business and ace had some sort of food depravation seizure or something.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

256 It is easy for the Left to Lose Glenn Greenwald.

All Glenn has to do is keep veering Left at a moderate pace.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (Ckg4U)

257 I have a question: WTF arranges a blind date between a woman and a "man" with a 13 year age difference of the wrong polarity?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (Tc1vu)

258 133 - VPN
https://tinyurl.com/yc63nk5a

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:16 PM (LL1Be)
----------------

From a link at Pixy's
Over 100,000 GitHub repos have security keys in them. (ZDNet)

http://tinyurl.com/y2jk4spf

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (ePWRo)

259 >>> 204

Yes, I will be his Czech Mate and enjoy raising his Czech children.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (haWye)

260 WTF? Just flipped to PBS for Antiques Roadshow, and get what seems to be a NOVA show, filmed about Cohen. It's a smear job...intoned by PBS stooges.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (CDGwz)

261 If only....

@RealSaavedra

MSNBC's Ali Velshi on Michael Avenatti's arrest: "My head is officially going to explode"

http://tinyurl.com/y4nm2pdo

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

262 It is integral to the story, so it wasn't as bad as I expected. Also, there were scenes where FM is in gay clubs full of men in leather and rivets. It certainly didn't make the lifestyle look appealing.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 08:36 PM (T6t7i)

....

The scene where FM sees the truck driver going in the public bathroom and he's mulling over some truck stop butt-sex.

I'd say it's very accurate to the homo lifestyle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:40 PM (gCzjH)

263 Cory once bragged he found the clitoris on the first try.

Right there in the dictionary under "C"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2019 08:40 PM (TN1P5)

264 Actually I meant Joan Blondell not Virginia Mayo.

Don't know where Virginia Mayo came from.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:40 PM (NLLmE)

265 "I would totally go back in time for Virginia Mayo.
Fight me.
"
-Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)

Sorry. I like Miracle Whip.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:40 PM (Ckg4U)

266 Coming Soon: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker's little black book is filled with the names of famous female conquests, like Elizabeth Taylor and Liza Manelli and Cher and Mae West.

What about Bette Midler and Judy Garland?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:40 PM (K8LjS)

267 >>What exactly did you do to earn that heee-larious rant from Ace in the last post?

ace finally called him on selling dimebags of sticky bud to schoolkids. And listening to hippy music.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

268 We waz twerkin'.

Just like Billy Ray Cyrus, or somebody.

Posted by: The Fiercely Twerkosexual Cory (NOT A GIRL"S NAME) at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (zCyNd)

269 260: hammer, i saw that. watched about 30 seconds of the drizzling shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (KP5rU)

270 Someone stole my Cocksucker Red lipstick!
*glares angrily at Sparticus*

Posted by: Brian at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (jlX7q)

271 Good to see the SlapWeasel make an appearance.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (ePWRo)

272 Tho Virginia Mayo was not so bad.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (NLLmE)

273 See me at 234.
----
I'm using a tablet so I'm about ten minutes behind in keeping up!

Posted by: NPC at March 25, 2019 08:41 PM (Dh1wo)

274 Actually I meant Joan Blondell not Virginia Mayo.

Don't know where Virginia Mayo came from.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:40 PM (NLLmE)

St. Louis Missouri.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2019 08:42 PM (FTPn0)

275 232
I also remember reading that Oscar Levant (look him up) had a local TV show in LA in the early 1960s and was suspended for a couple of days for saying that Mae West looked like a truck driver in drag. The station brought him back after several days of complaints from viewers
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at March 25, 2019 08:33 PM (ZqRa6)


But see my #77. That would be the correct time frame.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

276 A tossed salad technically isn't a kiss.

Posted by: kate couric at March 25, 2019 08:42 PM (IR2bT)

277 I don't remember Queen or Freddie Mercury being all that great back in the 70's. They were ok, a little weird and way to gay for most people I hung out with.

Now he is some kind of a rock and roll saint or some BS.


It's the JFK effect. A mediocre Celtic affirmative action President - whose previous exploits included being the only CO in naval history in a PT boat to get run down by a much larger ship, and almost getting court-martialed for it - who came within an RCH of getting us vaporized through his fecklessness, rides around Dealey Plaza, gets smoked, and everyone bleats about what might have been. He was a paler and more heterosexual version of Obama. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:42 PM (Tc1vu)

278 -Braenyard

Thanks! I pop-in periodically.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (Ckg4U)

279 I'm still dying from the Diary entry of Tater suspecting the penis pump is not an exercise.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (jlX7q)

280
Mazie Hirohito is certifiable. the whole damn Democrat Party is certifiable

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (FdGKu)

281 Betty Grable was pretty hot. Animal from Stalag 17 wasn't wrong at all.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (NLLmE)

282 Hey, answer me this homos - if I don't like women and their naughty parts sexually, then how come I own so much women's clothing and watch so much musical theater, huh??? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Posted by: Corey Booker Absolutely Adores Mish at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (Hv3LR)

283 What's so great about Virginia mayo?

Isn't Best Foods exactly the same on my grocery's shelves?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (4AeKb)

284 #273 ...and not taking off a sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (Dh1wo)

285 @ChadPergram

Intel Cmte spox: "In light of the cursory letter from the Attorney General, and our need to understand Special Counsel Mueller's areas of inquiry..we are postponing Mr. Sater's open interview."

6:27 PM - 25 Mar 2019


Huh.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (NtglE)

286
Sorry. I like Miracle Whip.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk


As did Freddie Mercury.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (aKsyK)

287 Richard Goodstein... This guy could suck a Buick through a catheter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)

288 From a link at Pixy's
Over 100,000 GitHub repos have security keys in them. (ZDNet)

http://tinyurl.com/y2jk4spf
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM



Good grief. Infosec, how that work?

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (786Ro)

289 I'm banging Kathy Gifford as I write this.

Posted by: Corey Booker Sex Machine at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (P1AAi)

290 The scene where FM sees the truck driver going in the public bathroom and he's mulling over some truck stop butt-sex.

--

Fun trivia: that truck driver was played by Adam Lambert, the current lead singer for Queen.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (JoUsr)

291 MSNBC's Ali Velshi on Michael Avenatti's arrest: "My head is officially going to explode"

Implode, maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (Tc1vu)

292 It's the JFK effect. A mediocre Celtic affirmative action President - whose previous exploits included being the only CO in naval history in a PT boat to get run down by a much larger ship, and almost getting court-martialed for it - who came within an RCH of getting us vaporized through his fecklessness, rides around Dealey Plaza, gets smoked, and everyone bleats about what might have been. He was a paler and more heterosexual version of Obama. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:42 PM (Tc1vu)


JFK also achieved fame for being the author of a book he didn't write.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (K8LjS)

293 "As did Freddie Mercury."
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (aKsyK)

In case you hadn't noted, I'm dating a girl from Canada.

...you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)

294 I dated some broad from Canada.
...you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:25 PM (Ckg4U)

Well, my tail is broad. So no sexist insult.

Posted by: The Beaver at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

295 What's so great about Virginia mayo?

Isn't Best Foods exactly the same on my grocery's shelves?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:43 PM (4AeKb)

There was a Remington Steele episode where a Hollywood operator was trying to get naming rights from her for a Virginia Mayo brand.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (FTPn0)

296 Queen and Queen II are solid all the way through. Sheer Heart Attack too.

After that their albums got really spotty. Way too much skip-it crap.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (4AeKb)

297 289: better look again, that's kathy griffith.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

298


Did he blow Mr. Big Time Footballer, Michael Strahan, who is also straight but indulges in pimping out the asses of young drag kids like Desmond the Magnificent?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (GuVPD)

299 >>Intel Cmte spox: "In light of the cursory letter from the Attorney General, and our need to understand Special Counsel Mueller's areas of inquiry..we are postponing Mr. Sater's open interview."


Shocking.

But also too bad from a comedic standpoint. I wonder if they know that Sater also worked as an undercover asset for the FBI along with a certain NYC real estate developer.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (/tuJf)

300 Richard Goodstein speaks fluent Clinton.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:46 PM (LL1Be)

301 During a Wednesday appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, Katie Couric revealed that "a long time ago" she and the New Jersey politician went on a blind date together at a New York Giants game.

Zombie Rock Hudson nods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:46 PM (Tc1vu)

302 "Well, my tail is broad. So no sexist insult."
-Posted by: The Beaver at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

Thanks.

...and Ward was a little hard on you last night.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:46 PM (Ckg4U)

303
Did Tucker lose advertisers or is he just not taking many commercial breaks?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 08:46 PM (uoqdk)

304 Greenwald has been consistent about distrusting the intel community and after seeing Comey and Brennan and Clapper, can anyone blame him?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 08:47 PM (Hv3LR)

305 255 >>What exactly did you do to earn that heee-larious rant from Ace in the last post?

Nothing. I was just minding my own business and ace had some sort of food depravation seizure or something.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf

Someone got sold a bag of Oregano.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 08:47 PM (pUDQf)

306 JFK also achieved fame for being the author of a book he didn't write.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (K8LjS)

Zut alors.

Posted by: Pea eating Pierre Salinger at March 25, 2019 08:47 PM (zCyNd)

307 Have no idea, was hoping Pixy would just say - here it is.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (ePWRo)

308 I always dated younger men because they were the ones pursuing me, except that one time.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (1hy/q)

309 "Did Tucker lose advertisers or is he just not taking many commercial breaks?"
-Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 08:46 PM (uoqdk)

Yes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Ckg4U)

310 president andrew johnson was a broad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (KP5rU)

311 JFK also achieved fame for being the author of a book he didn't write.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (K8LjS)


"I'm a hero! OK, also a fuck up! I'm the total package!"

Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?

I'm thinking, "no."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Tc1vu)

312
Well, my tail is broad. So no sexist insult.
Posted by: The Beaver


Pipe down, squirt!

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (aKsyK)

313 First, ew.

Second, does Booker actually think he's fooling anybody? I mean, aside from the people who desperately want to be fooled, that is.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (fF3XF)

314 He was a paler and more heterosexual version of Obama. Period.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:42 PM (Tc1vu)

Yup.......the Kennedys are nothing but in-bred reprobates.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Z+IKu)

315


I dated an older woman, she had a killer bod and was fun to hang with, the sex was frequent and really good.

Looking back, maybe it was all about the sex, not so much about reality.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (GuVPD)

316 Benjamin Disraeli wrote The Sibyl.

And Churchill wrote his History of the English Speaking People.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (Hv3LR)

317
Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?

I'm thinking, "no."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Tc1vu)


Ulysses Grant's memoirs

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

318 "I always dated younger men because they were the ones pursuing me, except that one time."
-Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (1hy/q)

My bicycle had a flat tire.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (Ckg4U)

319 Daily Mail alert on phone "Democrats DEMAND a full report of the Mueller report by April 2nd."

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

320 Ace needs to eat a sammich or something.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (NLLmE)

321 Richard Goodstein... This guy could suck a Buick through a catheter.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:44 PM (Ckg4U)
=====
His gay porn name is Dick Goodstain

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (HtN06)

322 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?

I'm thinking, "no."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Tc1vu)


I'm pretty sure Bernie Sanders did actually write his "women have gang rape fantasies" book.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (K8LjS)

323 Though to be fair, IIRC, Disraeli was an author before he was a politician.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (Hv3LR)

324 "Everything we teach in our schools has a political meaning"
- from the movie The Fencer, set in Soviet ruled Estonia

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (dm05u)

325 I sort of liked Queen for a little while back in the late 70s. I had A Night at the Opera and the next album. But I didn't follow them much after that.

Innocent as I was, I didn't know about the ghey stuff at the time.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

326 "president andrew johnson was a broad."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (KP5rU)

I've always heard that he never left the country.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (Ckg4U)

327 319 Daily Mail alert on phone "Democrats DEMAND a full report of the Mueller report by April 2nd."
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

Donnie TwoScoops replies: Or what, punks?

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (fF3XF)

328 Fucking Goodstein can't even fucking talk.
Still yelling "Russia Russia Russia!"

His "collusion" gravy train is disappearing over the horizon.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:50 PM (LL1Be)

329 During a Wednesday appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, Katie Couric revealed that "a long time ago" she and the New Jersey politician went on a blind date together at a New York Giants game.

This just in: Katie is a fag hag!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (Tc1vu)

330 Daily Mail alert on phone "Democrats DEMAND a full report of the Mueller report by April 2nd."
Posted by: redridinghood


I'm through taking anything they say seriously.

They've lost this news cycle and many more to come.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (NLLmE)

331 Martha MacCallum is 54, show me a forty year old guy that wouldn't hit that.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (4thlk)

332 got not get

Man am I high.
Posted by: JackStraw

Never open a can of Mae West farts before posting.

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (lG3T8)

333 325 I sort of liked Queen for a little while back in the late 70s. I had A Night at the Opera and the next album. But I didn't follow them much after that.

....

Never owned any Queen, but was well aware of their music. A lot of iconic tunes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (gCzjH)

334 326; Slap, Ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (KP5rU)

335 I prefer a little Trollope.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (Dh1wo)

336 If Garbo ever speaks, she'll have a lot to say about Cory Booker...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (OkKDg)

337 I wonder if they know that Sater also worked as an undercover asset for the FBI along with a certain NYC real estate developer.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

LOL Yeah. I have a feeling they'll be doing a lot of "postponements."

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (NtglE)

338 Never owned any Queen, but was well aware of their music. A lot of iconic tunes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:51 PM (gCzjH)


Queen has some good songs but they also made some of the most annoying songs of all time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (K8LjS)

339 319 Daily Mail alert on phone "Democrats DEMAND a full report of the Mueller report by April 2nd."
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)


Lichtenstein DEMANDS answers, goddamnit!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (Tc1vu)

340 I don't think any of my beaux thought of me as an auntie, I looked younger than my chrono age. Anyway anything up to a ten year gap is basically the same age to me.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (1hy/q)

341 Daily Mail alert on phone "Democrats DEMAND a full report of the Mueller report by April 2nd."
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

They'll DEMAND a full report.
They'll settle for a brief, easy to read summary.
They'll get nothing.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (fF3XF)

342 Booker's little black book also has:
Caitlyn Jenner, 4 stars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (r+sAi)

343 Martha MacCallum is 54, show me a forty year old guy that wouldn't hit that.

--

Paula Zahn, 63. Gorgeous.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (JoUsr)

344 I just came back from my accustomed crack coke and fentanyl buy from the most reputable suppliers in da hood, and they appear to be entirely unpersuaded by Sen. Booker's attestations of heterosexual inclination.

It's what the bruthas say, just reporting verbatim.

Posted by: Miklos, webelo reporter at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

345 >>>>>>Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?


Grant, maybe Eisenhower.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (ePWRo)

346 Daily Mail alert on phone "Democrats DEMAND a full report of the Mueller report by April 2nd."
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

Try April 1st.

Posted by: Miklos, no sense of humor at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (zCyNd)

347 "I wonder if they know that Sater also worked as an undercover asset for the FBI along with a certain NYC real estate developer."
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:45 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~
"LOL Yeah. I have a feeling they'll be doing a lot of "postponements.""
-Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (NtglE)

There are a lot of Ins-and-Outs and What-Have-Yous.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (Ckg4U)

348 Dem's demand

Well shit in one hand and demand in the other as the saying goes

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (b2Idv)

349 Spartacus and the Cougar.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (ZxU8C)

350 Paula Zahn, 63. Gorgeous.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (JoUsr)


"Zahn" means "tooth" in German.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

351 >>>338

Agreed, iconic doesn't always mean good.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (gCzjH)

352 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?



I'm thinking, "no."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Tc1vu)



Ulysses Grant's memoirs

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 08:49 PM (pNx
Theodore Roosevelt
Winston Churchill

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (0QYMt)

353 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?

"Yum, Paste!" by J. Biden.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

354 338
Queen has some good songs but they also made some of the most annoying songs of all time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2019 08:52 PM (K8LjS)


"We Are the Champions" has the same melody as the childhood taunt "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah."

Once you realize that, you can't unhear it.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

355 Katie Couric was thrilled to be on that date with Cory Booker!

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (H5knJ)

356 Never open a can of Mae West farts before posting.
------
Would that be a drag queef??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (Dh1wo)

357 Martha MacCallum is 54, show me a forty year old guy that wouldn't hit that.

Like Chicxulub hit the Yucatan.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

358 Vanna White is 62, she's pretty hot.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (gCzjH)

359 "Zahn" means "tooth" in German.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

DON"T EVEN START

Posted by: AOC at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

360 I've read "Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin, and while I'm sure someone may have helped polish it, it has enough of her voice that I concluded that she wrote most, if not all of it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (XKZwp)

361 "We Are the Champions" has the same melody as the childhood taunt "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah."

Once you realize that, you can't unhear it.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

Honestly never liked that song, always rang as overly dramatic - even by Queen's standards.

Thanks for giving me a reason to loathe it properly.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (fF3XF)

362 336 If Garbo ever speaks, she'll have a lot to say about Cory Booker...


She had him in knots.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (ePWRo)

363 255 >>What exactly did you do to earn that heee-larious rant from Ace in the last post?

Nothing. I was just minding my own business and ace had some sort of food depravation seizure or something.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf

Hey, I like hilarious! Post or comments?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (0rsWa)

364 Paula Zahn, 63. Gorgeous.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (JoUsr)

Yeah, Paula is still looking pretty good.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (ufFY8)

365 "Would that be a drag queef??"
-Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (Dh1wo)

Mom tells me that Cher opened with that in 1972.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (Ckg4U)

366 Paula Zahn, 63. Gorgeous.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 08:53 PM (JoUsr)

Apex Cougar.

Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (IR2bT)

367 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?

I'm thinking, "no."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Richard Nixon wrote a shitload of good books, only one of which he wrote while he was a politician.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (now3g)

368 Oh. Look at that...Robert S. Khuzami, the deputy U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, is departing for personal reasons.

Well, imagine that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (Egjjp)

369 Another rat jumping ship:

https://tinyurl.com/y4u98fwf


And poor misunderstood Rosenstein (spit) makes an appearance too.

Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (I5LRE)

370 353 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?

"Yum, Paste!" by J. Biden.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)


"My Little Pony," by Barack O.

I did actually mean in the modern era, and by someone who was not in the wilderness at the time - which excludes Churchill and Nixon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (Tc1vu)

371 Winston Churchill
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (0QYMt)

"History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (zCyNd)

372 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?


Vaclav Havel

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (T6t7i)

373

Levi's CEO Chip Bergh is urging customers not to wash their jeans, and definitely don't put them in the freezer to kill bacteria and germs.

"That's an old wives' tale," Bergh said on CNN's Business Markets Now show. "It does not work."

Bergh has long been an advocate of allowing gunk, stench, and generally foul odors to fester long-term in your denim, arguing that not cleaning them preserves the fit and also helps the environment by saving energy and water.

"I know that sounds totally disgusting,'' he said. "It's fine, I have yet to get a skin disease or anything else. It works."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

374 "We Are the Champions" has the same melody as the childhood taunt "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah."

Once you realize that, you can't unhear it.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

Ugh. It always sounded so 'droney' like Hey Jude.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 08:58 PM (0rsWa)

375 >>Hey, I like hilarious! Post or comments?

He slandered me in his post a couple before this one.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

376 Isabel Allende also. Hey, didn't say a GOOD politician.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 08:58 PM (Hv3LR)

377 Mark Steyn...

I've got nothing to add to his witty banter. Dude is as close to genius as it comes.

...perhaps it is the British accent.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 08:58 PM (Ckg4U)

378

Queen has some good songs but they also made some of the most annoying songs of all time.

Radio Ga Ga.

Who on Earth thought that that was a song that needed to be written, much less performed and released for publick consumption?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 25, 2019 08:58 PM (HaL55)

379 Hey, I like hilarious! Post or comments?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 08:56 PM (0rsWa)
~~~~~

Both.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 08:59 PM (NtglE)

380 Another rat jumping ship:

https://tinyurl.com/y4u98fwf
Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (I5LRE)


What happened to his face?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

381 Tank Abrams probably wrote her awful romance novels.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 08:59 PM (Hv3LR)

382 I love Mark Steyn. No homo.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

383 Oh. Look at that...Robert S. Khuzami, the deputy U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, is departing for personal reasons.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (Egjjp)

It's just shy of 21:00 on the east coast of the USA on MONDAY and this is already in the running for Best. Week. Ever.

If RBG is announced to have achieved room temperature before Saturday midnight it's a cinch to win in a romp.

Posted by: DocJ at March 25, 2019 08:59 PM (fF3XF)

384 >>Hey, I like hilarious! Post or comments?

He slandered me in his post a couple before this one.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

Lol. He only slanders people he has a deep affection for.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (0rsWa)

385 378>> Fat bottom girls on the other hand...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Egjjp)

386 Bergh has long been an advocate of allowing gunk, stench, and generally foul odors to fester long-term in your denim, arguing that not cleaning them preserves the fit and also helps the environment by saving energy and water.

I love Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Tc1vu)

387 "I love Mark Steyn. No homo."
-Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

I'm dating a girl from...

Fuck it. You got ten bucks?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Ckg4U)

388 You know what OTHER politician really wrote his own book.....

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Hv3LR)

389 On the topic of cougars, when I was 16 I had a major crush on Brigitte Bardot, who was 40.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

390 WTF? Just flipped to PBS for Antiques Roadshow, and get what seems to be a NOVA show, filmed about Cohen. It's a smear job...intoned by PBS stooges.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 08:39 PM (CDGwz)

I actually watched that shit..."The Mueller Report"....that contained NOTHING about "The Mueller Report".

Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2019 09:01 PM (ykq7q)

391 Who farted?

Posted by: Levi's CEO Chip Bergh at March 25, 2019 09:01 PM (EgshT)

392 -No Hannity.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:01 PM (Ckg4U)

393 388 You know what OTHER politician really wrote his own book.....
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Hv3LR)

Marcus Aurelius

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 09:01 PM (dm05u)

394 Here's more tech love. Makes you want to sign up and log on.

Facebook. Twitter, GitHub had unencrypted passwords available to 20,000 employees for 7 years and accessed 9 million times.
Cool


http://tinyurl.com/yyympnsd

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (ePWRo)

395 Cassandra Peterson AKA Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, is still very beautiful.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (now3g)

396 Fat bottom girls on the other hand...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM



They make the rockin world go round

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (786Ro)

397 Bergh has long been an advocate of allowing gunk, stench, and generally
foul odors to fester long-term in your denim, arguing that not cleaning
them preserves the fit and also helps the environment by saving energy
and water.

--

Yeah, no. Not cleaning them doesn't preserve the fit. They get stretched out and only fit again after washing.

And the "secondary" reason doesn't fool me for an instant. It's the real reason he said this. It "helps the environment by saving energy and water."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (JoUsr)

398 Srsly, is there a single book putatively by a politician that was actually written by the politician?


Vaclav Havel
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (T6t7i)

Good call.

The first post-Communist President of Hungary was Arpad Goncz. He translated Tolkien into Hungarian, does that count?

He also translated Confederacy of Dunces, and I got to meet him to discuss how to translate slang.

Posted by: Miklos , who can talk like a Yat if required at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

399 Bergh has long been an advocate of allowing gunk, stench, and generally foul odors to fester long-term in your denim

Berkeley grad?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (Tc1vu)

400 "You know what OTHER politician really wrote his own book..."
-Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Hv3LR)

I can't remember the guy's name, but I've heard he was a Wizard with the oven.

Was he a cook?

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (Ckg4U)

401 Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

Posted by: Philosomoron at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (2g960)

402 385 378>> Fat bottom girls on the other hand...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 09:00 PM (Egjjp)


I never cared for the song, but I agree wholeheartedly with the sentiment.

Kind of odd that a gay man would write a song like that.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

403 Yeah, no. Not cleaning them doesn't preserve the fit. They get stretched out and only fit again after washing.

And the "secondary" reason doesn't fool me for an instant. It's the real reason he said this. It "helps the environment by saving energy and water."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (JoUsr)


Also provides a habitat for ... uh ... arthropods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 09:03 PM (Tc1vu)

404 I would also encourage my customers to strap a bag of onions to their belts. It's common courtesy and will help save the earf.

Posted by: Levi's CEO Chip Bergh at March 25, 2019 09:03 PM (EgshT)

405 "Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?"
-Posted by: Philosomoron at March 25, 2019 09:02 PM (2g960)

Robert E. Lee

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:03 PM (Ckg4U)

406 Who does hannity's hair...ugh. He should grow a handlebar moustashe to complete the look.

Posted by: DXO at March 25, 2019 09:04 PM (nzKWW)

407 Cory wants to be the first Gay president, but he missed it by that much.

Thank God for Joan Rivers.

Posted by: West at March 25, 2019 09:04 PM (OkKDg)

408 all of hollywood should use the Kardashian mom's plastic surgeon because she looks great. She's in her 60s I think.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2019 09:04 PM (1hy/q)

409 If you want to buy JackStraw a beer, you have to speak with a slight Indian accent.

Posted by: Joe2020! at March 25, 2019 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

410 Who farted?
Posted by: Levi's CEO Chip Bergh at March 25, 2019 09:01 PM


The smeller's the feller.

Posted by: Philosomoron at March 25, 2019 09:04 PM (2g960)

411 Reminds me of Rock Hudson's sham marriage.

Posted by: JAS at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (KOCKb)

412 408 all of hollywood should use the Kardashian mom's plastic surgeon because she looks great. She's in her 60s I think.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2019 09:04 PM (1hy/q)

Calabasas has some really good plastic surgeons. She does look great..

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (LJUs+)

413 373 Levi's CEO Chip Bergh is urging customers not to wash their jeans, ...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)


He's from San Francisco, right?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (ePWRo)

414 Sekulow, Giuliani, Levin on Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (RBOtF)

415 I've been totally mesmerized by these Harp Twins videos I've been watching all day out of the corner of my eye.

They are doing Megadeth's A Tout Le Monde right now.

Damn.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (now3g)

416 Kind of odd that a gay man would write a song like that.

I got the impression that he wasn't full homo until later in his life

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (39g3+)

417 >>>Man am I high.

and you deserve it, mister!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 09:05 PM (BoLk7)

418 I mean, it wasn't called Your Kampf, was it?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:06 PM (Hv3LR)

419 Nood Pitty Party

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2019 09:06 PM (sk0so)

420 He who smelt it dealt it.

Posted by: JAS at March 25, 2019 09:06 PM (KOCKb)

421 402>> Seriously. That has to be one of the best drinking songs in Fallon, NV or Yuma, AZ

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 09:06 PM (Egjjp)

422 I wonder if Laurie Duhe is still hot.

I bet she is.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 09:06 PM (NLLmE)

423 I will NOT watch Hannity, damnit!

I don't care if he has Jesus, Moses and Mohammed in a debate. I'll read about it tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (Ckg4U)

424 And yes, Elvira both in and out of costume is still incredibly smash worthy. And she's damn near 70.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (Hv3LR)

425 In Houston's fetid summertime, mold and mildew start growing on unwashed jeans by the 3rd day, mushrooms on the 5th.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (QLvwG)

426 who's buried in grant's tomb?


lily tomlin. this is a known, known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

427 See you in the next thread...

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (Ckg4U)

428 A tous le monde
A tous les amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
--Megadeth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (39g3+)

429 Youse guys need to watch Billions.. One of its main characters is Chuck Roads, head prosecutor for SDNY..
It's as if this real-life shit were being written by a bunch of ShowTime writers!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (438dO)

430

Well, I was gonna post something, but Pixy's hamsters won't let me.

Now if I stick one carriage return between sentences, it's get's that error and won't post.

Pixy, why won't you fix this? Do you really work for free? Is that it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 25, 2019 09:08 PM (HaL55)

431 Hot older ladies has to include Salma Hayek

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (39g3+)

432 hey! i just saw this thread on freerepublic. but if you're over there, how can you be here at the same time???

wow!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (Pg+x7)

433 424 And yes, Elvira both in and out of costume is still incredibly smash worthy. And she's damn near 70.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 25, 2019 09:07 PM (Hv3LR)


There was a late night movie hostess in Philly in the 80s named Stella, who I thought was way hotter than Elvira.

I haven't seen her recently, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

434 I remember when Hillary had her pneumonia seizure, and a couple days later, it turned out her whole staff had just had the exact same pneumonia!

So yeah, I could totally see a bunch of dedicated political women attesting to Corey the Ladykiller's prowess.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (/ARBu)

435 406. Hannity's hair always did look retro. When I first saw him he reminded me of second male lead in a Roz Russell movie.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2019 09:11 PM (1hy/q)

436
Lulz...it has already begun

You'll hear a familiar theme from the Fake News regarding ALL the D candidates: My Republican friends are telling me they like him/her too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (uoqdk)

437 Hello.

What time is the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2019 09:15 PM (8wKjk)

438 Katie Couric is said to be self-conscious about her largish bust.

Posted by: gp at March 25, 2019 09:21 PM (mk9aG)

439 438 Katie Couric is said to be self-conscious about her largish bust.

Posted by: gp at March


She should have bought a smaller size.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 09:26 PM (ePWRo)

440 Yup.......the Kennedys are nothing but in-bred reprobates.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 08:48 PM (Z+IKu)



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Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2019 09:27 PM (z79tQ)

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