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The Morning Rant

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"So I was watching a CNN roundtable discussion earlier and Brian Stelter said, 'Well, guys, we really screwed the pooch on this one. There was absolutely no collusion between Trump, or for that matter, any other American, and Russia. But none of our viewers would have ever guessed that that might be the case from our coverage. We were mad as hell that Hillary lost and we hated Trump for beating her. We let our partisanship and hatred of Trump completely undermine our competence as journalists. By knowingingly and enthusiastically participating and egging on this time and money-wasting witch-hunt, we've discredited ourselves and our profession. It's going to be hard to repair the damage to our credibilty. We should be servicing the glory holes for quarters in rest stops along the interstate. Compared to what we've been doing for the last two years, that would be honorable work.' And then the camera panned over to John Brennan who said, 'Well, Brian, I agree with everything you've said. But I have no right to get on my high horse about any of this because I'm an utter disgrace to the intelligence community. Hell, I'm lucky I'm not doing 10 years in a federal PMITA prison right now. I can't believe you guys had me on for interviews week after week as if I were some kinda lofty Olympian sage. The reality is, I'm a partisan hack who hates Trump and wants him gone by any means necessary. How about you, Pete?' And Peter Strzok was on the panel, too. And he said, 'John, compared to me, you're a tower of integrity. I'm a lying sh*tstain. I give the word slimy a bad name. Hell, I have to look up to tie Sid Blumenthal's shoelaces. I'm not even good enough to be pond scum. I'm yeast. Everybody knows that. Everybody has always known that. It was obvious from the get-go. Everyone sitting at this table was part of an organized, coordinated coup attempt against a sitting president. We all owe him an apology.' And then I woke up. Dang, I have to ease up on that fermented pineapple just before hitting the sack."




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Attention Progressives & NeverTrumpers:

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Meanwhile:

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Who Dis:

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The attire this actress is best known for is more silly than attractive, so I'm glad I found this other photo that I think better shows her natural beauty.



And For the 'Ettes, A Man Who Needs No Introduction:

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Friday's celebs: Mme. LePout (Bardot) and Tim Tebow (plus bonus: his smokin' hot wife)



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chicken and Waffles:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:36 AM




Comments

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1 Ms Carter. Still beautiful in her late 60s.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 11:38 AM (XROPS)

2 st

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 25, 2019 11:38 AM (vWMNq)

3 Lindsey Graham pimpin':

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4z27p8h

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

4 Wonder Woman!

Posted by: Pete in TX at March 25, 2019 11:38 AM (2RBkF)

5 Great start.
Ace on fire today!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:39 AM (0tfLf)

6 Damn ... called corgis before posting. I'm just not that fast.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 25, 2019 11:39 AM (vWMNq)

7

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:39 AM (W+vEI)

8 Is that Wonder Woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:39 AM (pUDQf)

9 It's Wonder Woman! Linda Carter!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

10 Lynda Carter is a moonbat lefty I believe.Oh well.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 11:40 AM (BXMxN)

11 I like the emojis.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

12 Never like Carter...not sure why.
Oh well...
I'll go back top my stash of pictures of Alexandra Daddario.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:40 AM (0tfLf)

13 8 Is that Wonder Woman?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:39 AM (pUDQf)


Oh, yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 25, 2019 11:40 AM (rz9v+)

14 That jail cell pic needs waayyyyy more journalists photoshopped into it.

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)

15 Linda! I would tell her of the waters of my homeworld.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (SVPcU)

16 9 It's Wonder Woman! Linda Carter!!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK


Lynda, but yes, that's her.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (rz9v+)

17
Sally Fields? I don't think so.

Posted by: Glenn John at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (AMzL1)

18 I think I love the 'I don't' always win' photoshop even more than the NYT photoshop.

Because fuck the NYT, burn it. Burn it all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)

19 So, how am I supposed to manage all this?

I'm not used to being optimistic.

Can't somebody point out how this will all come to naught? I mean, I'm dangerously close to enjoying myself as a result of something Lindsey Graham is doing. Its a bit off-putting.

Posted by: simplemind at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (Y0yMu)

20 Bond would kick Wonder Womans ass!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (JFO2v)

21
That jail cell pic needs waayyyyy more journalists photoshopped into it.

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)


I believe Brennan (PBUH) is missing from that jail cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

22 Lynda Carter, who bestirred my youthful loins, and Pierce Brosnan. And you're just teasing ace with the chicken and waffles. Oh, and Lindsey Graham saying that he's going to look into FISA abuse is fractionating my schadenboner like a Mandelbrot set.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (RD7QR)

23 chicken and waffles.....


mmmmmmmmm. OM, you got me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (d7Ww2)

24 And For the 'Ettes, A Man Who Needs No Introduction:"

NSA Bob?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

25
Nice elbows!

Posted by: Glenn John at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (AMzL1)

26 Gotta say, that was a masterful press conference. He came across as knowledgeable, fair, and contemptuous of the press. All traits I admire.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (IXZGh)

28 Ed "Did I ever tell you I live in Minnesota?" Morissey and company is spinning harder than MSNBC/CNN.

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (FiUMj)

29 And Linda Carter.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (IXZGh)

30
LINDA CARTER!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

31 http://tinyurl.com/y6b36vz6

reposting from the art thread... please watch, it will make your day

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (d7Ww2)

32 Sorry, Lynda.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (IXZGh)

33
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump. Also:No evidence Roger Stone coordinated w Wikileaks.Further:Mueller consulted extensively w UK intel

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)

34 Lynda Carter is a moonbat lefty I believe.Oh well.
Posted by: steevy at

Probably. She was at dinner with John Kerry, another old dem, and some person from the View when I met her. But she was nice and looks great.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (XROPS)

35 I really don't get chicken and waffles.
I really like chicken.
I really like waffles.

I really don't like them together.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

36 Love the Trump emojis!

Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (aXucN)

37 I wish I could do those videos where you superimpose someone's face. Bluebell had a funny one earlier.
I'd do onw with PDT leading the NZ rugby team in a Hakka.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (0tfLf)

38 Critical tweet = Obstruction? BWA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (FiUMj)

39 Weirdly I recognized Wonder Woman but my brain could only recall Sydney Watson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwuDlWMxl40

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (vWMNq)

40 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.
=======

Total fucking bullshit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

41 Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions "

That's some funny shiite right there. Time to point and laugh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

42 Lynda Carter, the only woman in the universe who could make dressing up in a dorky 60s sitcom cheap Halloween costume look glamorous and sexy.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (xxAFD)

43 I really don't like them together.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)

Excuse to put sugar on everytang!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

44 21


That jail cell pic needs waayyyyy more journalists photoshopped into it.



Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)

I believe Brennan (PBUH) is missing from that jail cell.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (ptqGC)
He was there at the prison. He was tied up. Literally. In the shower.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)

45 Critical Tweet of an investigation into no underlying crime.IMPEACH!

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 11:45 AM (BXMxN)

46 I'm sorry. Tweeting is as close to obstruction of justice as pineapple is to the Moon landings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:45 AM (pUDQf)

47 I'll take 20 chicken and waffles and a triple extra large side of taters. To go.

Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 25, 2019 11:45 AM (EgshT)

48 Prosecutor: Your honor I present my case for obstruction. Tweet A and Tweet B

Judge: Get the fuck out of my courtroom. Oh and a $500 fine for wasting my time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 25, 2019 11:45 AM (FiUMj)

49 Excuse to put sugar on everytang!"

Syrup.

Maple or Agave. Either one is delightful.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)

50 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.
=======

Total fucking bullshit.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

Almost comical if true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (bim/x)

51 46 I'm sorry. Tweeting is as close to obstruction of justice as pineapple is to the Moon landings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Well, if you're Bill Kristol, it's a great way to keep things secret. Nobody reads his tweets.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)

52 I really don't like them together.



Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)



Excuse to put sugar on everytang!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

See? that's where you went wrong.The chicken gets salt.
The waffles get real maple syrup.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (gmo/4)

53 I really don't get chicken and waffles.
I really like chicken.
I really like waffles.

I really don't like them together.



Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)


Pecan chicken, good.
Pecan waffles, good.
Chicken pecan, does not compute.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (xxAFD)

54 Prosecutor: Your honor I present my case for obstruction. Tweet A and Tweet B

Judge: Get the fuck out of my courtroom. Oh and a $500 fine for wasting my time.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 25, 2019 11:45 AM (FiUMj)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (bim/x)

55 I was going to say Linda Carter but somebody beat me to it.

I'm surprised I recognized her because I'm usually not good at these things.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (JgA4k)

56 All right! We will not be cheated out of our Morning Gorilla.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (/qEW2)

57 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.

*****

If true tomorrow's headline:
Horde Arrests Made Across the Country

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

58 How many calories of comfort food you think the NeverTrumpers have devoured since Friday night?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (BXMxN)

59 >>Lynda Carter is a moonbat lefty I believe.Oh well.

Isn't she married to some DC insider who was involved in some old scandal, maybe the BCCI stuff?

I suppose I could google it, but. . .eh, today's a day for joy.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

60 I'm waiting to see if they ignore the findings and now say that congress has to finish the job as Mueller couldn't.

OR

That they always thought that it was a bit off but they're the press and are responsible for getting all viewpoints put before the public.

I know they won't admit to any partisanship. They never have despite plenty of studies and investigations and they never will. Thus they financially sink into being beggars and shills for whoever will pay them.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (XEtO0)

61 By the way that fat fuck judge nap is once again wrong on everything

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (bim/x)

62 Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive
But to be young was very heaven.

-- William Wordsworth

You betcha, Bill!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (pZox7)

63 Didn't Wonder Woman have a fling with The Six Million Dollar Man?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (pUDQf)

64 21
That jail cell pic needs waayyyyy more journalists photoshopped into it.

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 11:41 AM (786Ro)

I believe Brennan (PBUH) is missing from that jail cell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

He's tied up, blindfolded, enjoying a last cigarette.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (bcbK8)

65 Many denizens of Democratic Underground have teh sadz today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (2g960)

66
The waffles get real maple syrup.

I thought we were saving the real maple syrup for the french toast

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (9C0cu)

67 Mueller: Renfield check the twatter
Renfield: Master, orangeman tweets
Mueller: *tosses roach* good job
Press: obstruction!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (JFO2v)

68 33
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump. Also:No evidence Roger Stone coordinated w Wikileaks.Further:Mueller consulted extensively w UK intel
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)

Who's Paul Sperry?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (JgA4k)

69 Hums looks like the Wicked Witch of the West in that lock up photo.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (jm1YL)

70 @paulsperry_
BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump. Also:No evidence Roger Stone coordinated w Wikileaks.Further:Mueller consulted extensively w UK intel
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)
++++++++++
Bullshit.
Criticism != obstruction
Declining to cooperate != obstruction
Proclaiming your innocence != obstruction

EABOD with this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

71 Woo Hoo! Got my TSAPreCheck # and my permit to purchase today! Gonna get some guns and go to the airpo...wait that sounds bad...nm

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (Tda32)

72 Drew Barrymore and Brosnan Pinochet who played Balky in the sitcom Perfect Strangers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (/qEW2)

73 "Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions"

#orangemansaymeanthings
Muller needs an enema.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (gmo/4)

74 Just to illustrate how much in the tank the MSM is for Dem's and no apologies will be forthcoming:

"Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology."

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (G0vdT)

75 Who's Paul Sperry?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (JgA4k)\

Ever hear of the sperry computer or sperry rand?

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (bim/x)

76 LOCK THEM UP!!
LOCK THEM UP!!
LOCK THEM UP!!
LOCK THEM UP!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (so+oy)

77 3/24/2019: "Twitter is free speech, man! No limits!"
3/25/2019: "Twitter is OBSTRUCTION! EM PEACH"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)

78 See? that's where you went wrong.The chicken gets salt.
The waffles get real maple syrup.



Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:46 AM



Exactly. Now blueberries...well this is a different story!
Blueberries on the waffles...a compote on the chix!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (0tfLf)

79 61; he's been fucked up since "the munsters" were cancelled. guy is an ignorant tool. too stupid to make it in the mob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (KP5rU)

80 I want that Trump emoji.

Posted by: Tuna at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (jm1YL)

81 71 Woo Hoo! Got my TSAPreCheck # and my permit to purchase today! Gonna get some guns and go to the airpo...wait that sounds bad...nm
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (Tda32)

Good day for celebrating!

What'cha buying?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (bcbK8)

82 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.


"If I had a son, he would look like the guys that raped and tortured five people, murdered them and left them for dead."

Posted by: The Manufactured Messiah at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (rFmwm)

83 Mueller-pallooza 2019 is even suckier that Fitzmas 2005.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (MxEKc)

84 s Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.

yep... heard this morning that they are questioning trumps "behavior" during the Mueller "investigation. " So IMPEACH

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

85 Who's Paul Sperry?"

Guy who ties the laces on Sperry TopSiders before shipping...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC)

86 She looks a lot like Mollie Hemingway.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2019 11:50 AM (uXX7B)

87 Damn. Even I caught on sight that was Lynda Carter. I was juuuuuust old enough when that show was on, thank God...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (AM1GF)

88 I had not heard of "Chicken and Waffles" *or* "Sriracha" before July of 2013. I came across potato chips flavored both ways on vacation to Whidbey Island that month.

All of a sudden, both were *everywhere* after that.

It's a conundrum.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (+mkqJ)

89 For perspective: Scott Adams, no crazy Trumpkin, was talking treason, sedition, and death penalty for people who instigated the attempted coup on Trump (if proven in court).

That's . . .pretty intense talk after 2 years of MSM/Dem "DRUMPF!!!" Anyone else seeing talk of this?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

90 Picante sauce goes perfect on fried chicken.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (NLLmE)

91 She looks a lot like Mollie Hemingway.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2019 11:50 AM (uXX7B)

------

Mollie has a birthmark waaaaaay up on the inside of her left thigh.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

92 EM TWEET FOADDY-FI!

Posted by: @ Maxine Waters at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (786Ro)

93 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (uopCm)

94 I'm stricken by how much Huma looks like AOC.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (XEtO0)

95 For perspective: Scott Adams, no crazy Trumpkin, was talking treason, sedition, and death penalty for people who instigated the attempted coup on Trump (if proven in court).
=========

I support this wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (vg8iE)

96 Well, I'll say that if they're going to go after Trump for his tweets, I await the day they go after terrorists for their tweets BEFORE they shoot up a school, blow up a mall or some other murder of civilians. THAT would be something.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (IXZGh)

97 >>Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.


Apparently a man under investigation is not allowed to claim his innocence?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

98 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Sperry

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (BqBId)

99 The "You are here" and PDJT emojis are freaking awesome BTW.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (NLLmE)

100 65 Many denizens of Democratic Underground have teh sadz today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2019 11:47 AM (2g960)


The Democratic Underground is still around?

Huh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (rz9v+)

101 >I thought we were saving the real maple syrup for the french toast

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2019 11:48 AM (9C0cu)



Nope! Its great on waffles, pancakes, and Lynda Carter as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (sjdRT)

102 89 For perspective: Scott Adams, no crazy Trumpkin, was talking treason, sedition, and death penalty for people who instigated the attempted coup on Trump (if proven in court).

That's . . .pretty intense talk after 2 years of MSM/Dem "DRUMPF!!!" Anyone else seeing talk of this?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

Sedition, for sure. Treason is cooperating with a hostile power. This coup was cooperation with "friendly" powers UK & Australia. Which may be a first.

Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

103 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.


Ahhh...I don't this the janitor who cleans the Twitter server room in DC, and who's son went to high school with a kid who's sister joined the Air Force, counts as a US official.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (0tfLf)

104 Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

Wow. When I saw the pic that's who I thought of first but then I could see her face was different. But very very close.

And BTW; Mollie Hemingway came out of all this smelling like dozen dozen roses and well deserves any kudos.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (XEtO0)

105 >>Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.





How about we ask Ken Starr about being on the receiving end of the Clinton team's "Scorched Earth" campaign during his investigation?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

106 I'm stricken by how much Huma looks like AOC.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (XEtO0)

----

Which is why Im going to NYC, take her to dinner, strap it on and rip her up the shitter.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (8XRCm)

107 Israel bombing in gaza?
So?
Empty buildings.

total fuckin bullshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (bim/x)

108 Paul Sperry. ...

Isn't he that gardening guy that writes books and has radio shows about gardening?

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (IXZGh)

109 And they were all amazed, insomuch that they questioned among themselves, saying, What thing is this? what new doctrine is this? for with authority commandeth he even the unclean spirits, and they do obey him.

Posted by: Lord Comey at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (2Mnv1)

110 In the 1940s and 1950s, treason, sedition were taken very seriously. Penalty of death.

Now it's a toss away sound bite.


And by the way, McCarthy was right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (pUDQf)

111 Meanwhile there was a small fire in some muslim center in California being investigated as possible arson.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (BXMxN)

112 Lynda Carter definitely has a smoking body but her face is not my type. It's actually an Amy Schumer type shaped face .

Different strokes for different folks.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (oC40p)

113 111 Meanwhile there was a small fire in some muslim center in California being investigated as possible arson.

Inside job if you ask me

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

114 re: Lynda Carter -

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3c3hyqj

You're welcome.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (AMIL/)

115 Pecan waffles? Pecan? See? This is why the south lost the war.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (gmo/4)

116 Another epic meltdown, this time from some guy called Mr. Hilter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cVsmuxOj28

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (fDGAU)

117 Pecan waffles? Pecan? See? This is why the south lost the war.
======

I've had those at Waffle House before. They were delicious.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (vg8iE)

118 The IDF this afternoon issued a warning to Gaza area residents that the Air Force would attack Gaza in the near future, in response to the rocket fire at Moshav Mishmeret in the Sharon region that hit a house and wounded seven civilians.

"In the near future, explosions will be heard as part of IDF offensive activity," the army told area residents. "In light of this, we must be vigilant and act in accordance with defense guidelines. When a red alert is heard, enter the protected area and stay there for 10 minutes."

According to security officials, railway traffic between Ashkelon and Sderot was halted. For the time being, trains on the western Negev line (Ra'anana-Be'er Sheva) will begin and finish their journey at the Ashkelon station. Ofakim, Netivot, and Sderot will be closed until further notice.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (bim/x)

119 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.


"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet"

Posted by: The Manufactured Messiah at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (rFmwm)

120 paul sperry? sounds like a fag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (KP5rU)

121 I hope Trump rips Australia up the shitter.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (BXMxN)

122 Linda Carter, the Wonder Woman of my youth.

I like how the current CW DC superhero shows pay homage to the past with casting her as (an alien!) President, the movie supergirl as the current one's mom, Dean Cain as her dad, and the old 1990 Flash as an alternate world Flash in the old costume. They even brought in Mark Hamill as the same character as his old Flash one.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (+mkqJ)

123 Just to illustrate how much in the tank the MSM is for Dem's and no apologies will be forthcoming:



"Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology."

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (G0vdT)


I'm anxious for Lin Wood to sue her like the wind over Sandmann.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (ptqGC)

124 >>Sedition, for sure. Treason is cooperating with a hostile power. This coup was cooperation with "friendly" powers UK & Australia. Which may be a first.


Yeah, I am not unhappy about this talk, just amazed that Adams is already starting it within days of the Mueller report. Happily amazed, because Trump and the GOP cannot quietly take the win and move on. They need to squash these people because they intended to do that to him (and us) - see Plouffe's infamous tweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

125 Asserting your innocence in the face of an investigation that turns up NO EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU or anyone else is obstruction.



Go with that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

126 Pecan waffles?"

Oh my.

YES!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)

127 58 How many calories of comfort food you think the NeverTrumpers have devoured since Friday night?

not many around here. we got backhoed saturday morning, so many places around town couldn't process plastic most of the weekend.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2019 11:56 AM (sGtp+)

128 That's why we can't have nice presidents.

Posted by: Gaz Chaud at March 25, 2019 11:56 AM (Nd8pF)

129 Sedition, for sure. Treason is cooperating with a hostile power. This coup was cooperation with "friendly" powers UK & Australia. Which may be a first.

Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM

*******

Dig deeper. you just know those crazy Canucks are missed in there somewhere!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 11:57 AM (0tfLf)

130 And by the way, McCarthy was right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM (pUDQf)


Not entirely. He didn't go far enough, in my opinion.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 25, 2019 11:57 AM (rz9v+)

131 Sedition, for sure. Treason is cooperating with a hostile power. This coup was cooperation with "friendly" powers UK & Australia. Which may be a first.
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

Trump himself put it best yesterday--"This was a take down that failed."

The media is not reporting this much.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 11:57 AM (NFEMn)

132 The public nature of his tweets would completely undercut the corrupt purpose element imo.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 11:57 AM (XROPS)

133 >>Meanwhile there was a small fire in some muslim center in California being investigated as possible arson.

Inside job if you ask me


After the total capitulation in NZ, I think it's safe to predict that there will be future mosque attacks/other attacks on muslims. It worked so well.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

134 I certainly hope all the North Texans were spared from the wrath of Mother Nature last night with all the hail storms yesterday, by the way.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:57 AM (IXZGh)

135 I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that
it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive
actions
taken by Trump.


What were the others? Dirty looks and sarcastic statements? This is retarded.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 11:58 AM (WNAuL)

136 133 Undoubtedly.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 11:58 AM (BXMxN)

137
tosses sock in hamper

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

138 Paul Sperry's a good guy,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 11:58 AM (NFEMn)

139 Paul Sperry. ...

Inventor of the Univac
Designer of topsiders boat shoes

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (gmo/4)

140 Hillary and Bill have been cooperating with China.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (pUDQf)

141 Conservative radio is going after Stelter HARD this AM after his blatant shit sandwich he foisted on the viewing public with his crap about how the media handled this over the past 2 years.

What a sack of fag potatoes he is.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (IXZGh)

142 ... chicken and waffles...


*************

Nicknames for McCain and Romney, right?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (m45I2)

143
I'm stricken by how much Huma looks like AOC.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 25, 2019 11:52 AM (XEtO0)







Have you ever seen both of them in a room together?

Think about it.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (veoSD)

144 38
Critical tweet = Obstruction? BWA HA HA HA HA HA





Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 25, 2019 11:44 AM (FiUMj)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

AND
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart's hastily, but thoroughly wiped toilet server wiped at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (ymnmz)

145 My understanding of chicken and waffles: you're with the band. You've been playing all night and you're hungry but the kitchen is setting up for breakfast. They've got chicken from last night and waffles for the breakfast crowd, and that's what you get.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (RD7QR)

146 Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.

-
Same old story. Telling the truth is criminal. Lying is perfectly OK.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)

147 >138
Paul Sperry's a good guy,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 11:58 AM (NFEMn)



**looks for sarc tag**

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 25, 2019 12:00 PM (sjdRT)

148 Alzheimer's disease is a progressive disorder. It can cause a decline in thinking, as well as behavioral and social skills. Research suggests that it occurs due to a combination of genetic, lifestyle and environmental factors that affect the brain.

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:00 PM (QkjLD)

149 >>paul sperry? sounds like a fag.

He's the guy who just published that detailed article about how Fusion GPS and former Feinstein staffer Doug Jones' org have been pushing the Russiagate investigation and news for the past 2 years.

Check him out on twitter or at The Federalist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

150 I seem to recall Linda Carter having bigger boobs. Especially in Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (afzAq)

151 135
I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that

it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive

actions taken by Trump.

What were the others? Dirty looks and sarcastic statements? This is retarded.


Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 11:58 AM (WNAuL)


I gave him a noogie once in the hallway while we were waiting for the Chik-fil-A to be delivered.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (ymnmz)

152 i could do waffles and fried chicken even tho I never thought of it . salty with a sweet chaser.


I never actually think of pancakes or waffles as meal material, I think of both as snack foods.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (r/xAU)

153 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (Mgc2N)

154 So Mueller was reading Trump's tweets?

Did they obstruct him?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (NFEMn)

155
Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:00 PM (QkjLD)


Too subtle. Needs to be more: Progressives are mentally ill!!!

Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (xxAFD)

156 I seem to recall Linda Carter having bigger boobs. Especially in Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (afzAq)

Boobs are deceptive.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (NFEMn)

157 I seem to recall Linda Carter having bigger boobs. Especially in Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:01 PM (afzAq)

Boobs are deceptive.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM


And magical!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (0tfLf)

158 I would LOVE to see Dem's move to Impeach Trump, and the grounds are "HE SAID MEAN THINGS ON TWITTER!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

159 Bewbs ain't no lie.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (NLLmE)

160 Alzheimer's disease is a progressive disorder. It
can cause a decline in thinking, as well as behavioral and social
skills. Research suggests that it occurs due to a combination of
genetic, lifestyle and environmental factors that affect the brain.

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:00 PM (QkjLD)


In other words, leftist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (9Om/r)

161 Kellyanne Conway was awesome on Fox News this morning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (pUDQf)

162 What'cha buying?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 11:49 AM (bcbK
-----
My son in law the LEO is convinced the Walther PK380 is for me but I've been doing better with his PPQ M2 than that one. I still have to put in more range time before making up my mind, I just want to be ready.

I wanted a Glock 43 but it just doesn't work for me.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (Tda32)

163 ... this time from some guy called Mr. Hilter.


*********

Do you know who else had the letters E, H, I, L, R and T in his name?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (m45I2)

164 The "mean tweet is obstruction" is a Mueller "f*ck you" SPECIAL for shaming him during the investigation. See, sleazeballs like Mueller and the Clintons thrive off of being SEEN as credible, CONSIDERED honorable. Mueller wanted to conduct his little slander campaign unhindered, and when you have someone pointing out the bullshit, the credibility collapses. Same as when Agent Orange called Spill out on the carpet int he debates in front of Gawd and everybody. Hence, Mueller's parting shot at Trump.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (i6shs)

165 Daniel Jones

Doug Jones is the dead meat walking Alabama Senator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (afzAq)

166 Boobs are deceptive.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM


And magical!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (0tfLf)

To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)

167 afternoon JT.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)

168
Boobs are deceptive.



Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM





And magical!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (0tfLf)



To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)

Stealthy delightful!

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (gmo/4)

169 Joe just like pants.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (r/xAU)

170 Further:Mueller consulted extensively w UK intel
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT


Is this why Trump held back on the FISA warrant release ?

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (QkjLD)

171
88 I had not heard of "Chicken and Waffles" *or* "Sriracha" before July of 2013. I came across potato chips flavored both ways on vacation to Whidbey Island that month.

All of a sudden, both were *everywhere* after that.

It's a conundrum.


you're welcome

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (sGtp+)

172 To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)

Let's be honest. When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are. The bra came off. Fun times ahead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (pUDQf)

173
What a sack of fag potatoes he is.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 11:59 AM (IXZGh)

---------

I saw Fag Potatoes open for Paul Anka at the Greek Theater In '82.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (wWwKk)

174 The fact that Trump has the authority to fire Mueller also guts any obstruction case based on public tweets and dirty looks.

Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (XROPS)

175 When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are.


The heady cleavage musk blinds us.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (afzAq)

176 POLITICO
@politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity

-
That bastard!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

177 https://twitter.com/paulsperry_


BREAKING: Attorneys for Bruce and Nellie Ohr invoked the marital-communications privilege during both their House testimonies to avoid answering questions about what they knew about the other's involvement in the anti-Trump dossier
- - -
Glenn Simpson and Christopher Steele r 2 of biggest villains in Russia collusion hoax, yet neither has faced serious scrutiny. They manufactured and seeded the dossier lies and disinformation. Yet Simpson still hasnt been subpoenaed to testify publicly before Senate. Ur move Sen Graham
- - -
BREAKING: Inside Trump-Russia 2.0: Dossier-Tied Group Sending DC Journos Daily Collusion Briefings

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

178 To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM


Kinda like a box of Cracker Jacks. You know you're going to get a surprise once you get inside, you just don't know yet what it will be.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (0tfLf)

179 Let's be honest. When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are. The bra came off. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Correct.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (NLLmE)

180 Mueller, you are supposed to take getting slandered like everyone else I've slandered.

quietly- lie back and think of England ,even.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (r/xAU)

181 You come at the king, you best not miss

Posted by: Omar at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (bElDL)

182 OK, so for 2 years the Admin has played Defense because of the Mueller probe.

Well, the Dems just fumbled, Trump recovered, now its time to go on OFFENSE.

The Dems were allowed to spend 25 million in tax dollars getting the DOJ to do opposition research.

Sue the shit out of all involved.

Posted by: Don Q at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

183 Doug Jones is the dead meat walking Alabama Senator.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:03 PM (afzAq

Correct.

Useless sack of shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (pUDQf)

184 To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)

----------

Just like a Christmas bonus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (wWwKk)

185 Let's be honest. When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are. The bra came off. Fun times ahead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (pUDQf)

Men of culture and discernment care.

Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 12:07 PM (J2jLb)

186 >>But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity


Ya think?????

Has the MSM and Dems shown any interest in healing or national unity in the past 2 years?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

187 "Let's be honest. When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are. The bra came off. Fun times ahead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:05 PM (pUDQf"


This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2019 12:07 PM (wA4OO)

188 Glenn Greenwald of all people just killing the media.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (BXMxN)

189 Glenn Simpson and Christopher Steele r 2 of biggest villains in Russia collusion hoax, yet neither has faced serious scrutiny. They manufactured and seeded the dossier lies and disinformation. Yet Simpson still hasnt been subpoenaed to testify publicly before Senate. Ur move Sen Graham
- - -
BREAKING: Inside Trump-Russia 2.0: Dossier-Tied Group Sending DC Journos Daily Collusion Briefings
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

It should not be Congress questioning them, it should be the DOJ.

They flat out broke laws.

Posted by: Don Q at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (NgKpN)

190 176
POLITICO

@politico

But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or
clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest
in healing or national unity


Andrew Breitbart said it best:

Fuck You; War

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (WNAuL)

191 it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive

___

If you disagree that you committed the crime that we said you did, that is proof that you committed that crime.

Posted by: Robert Kafka Meuller at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (cRkMZ)

192 Boobs are deceptive.




Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM





And magical!


Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 12:02 PM (0tfLf)





To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....



Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)

I'm just glad to be there to see them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (jxbfJ)

193 I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive
actions taken by Trump.


Does this mean if I make a nasty remark about Nadler or Schiff, it will be put on my "permanent record" ?

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)

194 politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity .
----
what are You doing for unity bub? The progressives ?

ive been hearing a lot about

that middle American guy be rapist, racist, Nazi, sister humper?

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (r/xAU)

195 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
There's been so much solid reporting about the Trump-Russia mystery, but the media ecosystem tends to reward speculation over straight news. Are there ways to change this?

-
That's a head scratcher for sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)

196 >>Daniel Jones
Doug Jones is the dead meat walking Alabama Senator.



Ugh, thanks!
Always get that creep's name wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

197 I ain't putting maple syrup on my chicken.

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (786Ro)

198 Men of culture and discernment care.


Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 12:07 PM (J2jLb)


I am told that all cultures are equally good. And discernment sounds a little too much like discrimination. As Rush says: feminism was established for ugly women.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (xxAFD)

199 look! a squirrel!


what will be our next "hair on fire" subject?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (d7Ww2)

200 Daniel Jones was the guy that played the fiddle to beat the Devil.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (BXMxN)

201 Bill Kristol stars in

Two Buck Cuck

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Z4rgH)

202 176 POLITICO
@politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity

-
That bastard!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)


Holy shit, that's rich. We attacked you for two years non stop. We lied. We colluded to get you out of office. Can't you stop talking about it now and heal the country?!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (pUDQf)

203 Does this mean if I make a nasty remark about Nadler or Schiff, it will be put on my "permanent record" ?
Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)

Worse than that. Double Secret Probation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (bim/x)

204 188
Glenn Greenwald of all people just killing the media.

Posted by: steevy


That's been some hilarious reading. GG ain't wrong.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (WNAuL)

205 Slate: Look at All the Weasel Words Bill Barr Used to Protect Trump

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (QkjLD)

206 Glenn Greenwald of all people just killing the media.
***

Senior Sock Puppet saw the danger in letting the Dems manufacture a coup from early on and has been consistent on it.


Now we investigate Obama with a special prosecutor right? Give them the old Reid rule turn around.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (cRkMZ)

207 199 I suspect a "hate crime" against muslims.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:10 PM (BXMxN)

208 "Wordsworth". *sigh*

Best poet evah. Dems would appreciate this one right now:
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,The saddest are these...'It might have been."

from Maude Mueller, oddly

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (D7e/V)

209 Netanyahu talking.

My hunch is he was not left to eats nuts and water for a fewe hours like Fredo made made him do?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (bim/x)

210 nurse, hard to tell boobs were mentioned..

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (r/xAU)

211 Glenn Greenwald of all people just killing the media.
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (BXMxN)

----

Maybe he got tired of watching somebody else fuck his wife.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

212 188 Glenn Greenwald of all people just killing the media.
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (BXMxN)
===

There were a small number of left-wing people who were skeptical of this from the start and knew it would backfire like it is now.

Posted by: Augustine at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (BDZWU)

213 politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity .

ygbfkm.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (4AeKb)

214 Daniel Jones was the guy that played the fiddle to beat the Devil.
Posted by: steevy


No that was Webster. The kid from Three's Company.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (NLLmE)

215 Interesting: that fuck-face cuck Billy Kristol doesn't jump to the top of my Twitter feed every time I login/refresh. Paolo is going to be extra busy helping these a-holes release stress.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (To0Bd)

216 re; Glenn Greenwald

I think Glenn got miffed that he was no longer invited to the parties because he found some wrong think.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (r/xAU)

217 Daniel Jones was lead singer of the Monkees.
C'mon everybody knows that.

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (786Ro)

218 But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear
obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in
healing or national unity

---

After two year investigation finds Dreyfus innocent, Dreyfus and his deplorable allies showed little interest in
healing or national unity

Posted by: FNM headlines from 1894 at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (cRkMZ)

219 what will be our next "hair on fire" subject?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (d7Ww2)

-----

....mass shooting by the end of the week.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

220 To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....

These days apparently you are supposed to be able to say that about the primary genitalia as well.

Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has the cutest non-ass ever) at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (8erNz)

221

EM CHICKEN LEGS AND GIZZARDS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (GEhPL)

222 176
POLITICO

@politico

But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or
clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest
in healing or national unity



-

That bastard!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)


The dems just took a two year long dump in the national punch bowl and now they want us to smile and drink up with our pinkys in the air.

You first Nan and Chuck.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (ymnmz)

223 The same people upset about Barr providing the summary have zero issue with Comey publicly clearing Hillary for her illegal server.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (pUDQf)

224 219 Against muslims!

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (BXMxN)

225 hi willow!

should we talk about men's butts? beards?

beer guts?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (d7Ww2)

226 There were a small number of left-wing people who were skeptical of this from the start and knew it would backfire like it is now.
Posted by: Augustine at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (BDZWU)

I'm seriously interested in who got this right on the Left. So far I have:

Glen Greenwald
Matt Taibbi
Jimmy Dore

Any others?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (4AeKb)

227 I suspect a "hate crime" against muslims.
***

that will actually be committed by...a muslim.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (cRkMZ)

228 I think Glenn got miffed that he was no longer invited to the parties because he found some wrong think.
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (r/xAU)
===

He did say something on Twitter about being blacklisted from MSNBC and he looks forward to talking to them again. I imagine they won't want to.

Posted by: Augustine at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (BDZWU)

229 The most recent pronouncement on obstruction from the Supreme Court was in a 2018 tax case called Marinello v. United States. There, the Supreme Court held, 7-2, that the government has to show "a nexus" between the defendant's conduct and a particular proceeding and significantly, that the "proceeding was pending at the time the defendant engaged in the obstructive conduct or, at the least, was then reasonably foreseeable by the defendant."

Notice the similarities with the AG's summary, tracking this case.

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (QkjLD)

230 Compared to these guys Alex Jones is a straight Joe "Just the Facts, Ma'am" Friday.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (hLRSq)

231
it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive




Maybe Mueller should've used part of the 25 millon dollars he spent to build a safe space.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (TAmPV)

232 220 To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....

These days apparently you are supposed to be able to say that about the primary genitalia as well.

Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has the cutest non-ass ever) at March 25, 2019 12:12 PM (8erNz)

Who keeps a bra on their dick?

Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (J2jLb)

233 188 Glenn Greenwald of all people just killing the media.
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:08 PM (BXMxN)


Greenwald has been doing some actual journalisming throughout the Mueller investigation. I'm quite surprised.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (rz9v+)

234 227 Well,of course.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (BXMxN)

235 These days apparently you are supposed to be able to say that about the primary genitalia as well.

___

Aw Hell No!

Posted by: Tone Loc at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (cRkMZ)

236 You can mark me in the Lynda Carter as "meh" column. Always seemed to be something dysmorphic or disproportionate about her.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (m45I2)

237 But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or
clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest
in healing or national unity


???

But BUT BUT the left is already rejecting the mueller report, rosensteins statement, and demanding DEMANDING I SAY more hearings? Me thinkith your anger Politico is misplaced..Oh and fuck you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (bim/x)

238 213 politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity .


In other worse the rot goes higher than we've ever expected and the media grandees are hanging out over in Kalorama scheming the next layer of protection.

Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has the cutest non-ass ever) at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (8erNz)

239 214
Daniel Jones was the guy that played the fiddle to beat the Devil.

Posted by: steevy



No that was Webster. The kid from Three's Company.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (NLLmE)


Cleavon Little?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (ymnmz)

240 No major scandals in the Obama Administration. except for spying on Trump. which Obama should be hung for.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (nFwvY)

241 nurse, we'll wait and see how much they need to be brought up short , their future conduct will clue us on the right moment.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (r/xAU)

242
@politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity


aka unconditional surrender

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (aKsyK)

243 88 I had not heard of "Chicken and Waffles" *or* "Sriracha" before July of 2013. I came across potato chips flavored both ways on vacation to Whidbey Island that month.

All of a sudden, both were *everywhere* after that.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 25, 2019 11:51 AM

Yo friends- check this out!

https://youtu.be/o9dBiw7xfVU

Posted by: Fringe at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (yatvJ)

244 Lynda Carter is my all number one favorite. Period.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (we2CT)

245 Worse than that. Double Secret Probation


Posted by: Nevergiveup


-----

He triple dog dared him!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (qT73I)

246 213 politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity .


I'm not interested in national unity, I'm interested in hangings.

Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has the cutest non-ass ever) at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (8erNz)

247 Is it time for another WKRP Turkey drop? I think so.

Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

248 I'm seriously interested in who got this right on the Left. So far I have:

Glen Greenwald
Matt Taibbi
Jimmy Dore

Any others?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (4AeKb)
===

Aaron M'Atae (SP) a reporter from The Nation was too. In one of his tweets last night he ripped David Corn a new cornholio.

Posted by: Augustine at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (BDZWU)

249 225 hi willow!

should we talk about men's butts? beards?

beer guts?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (d7Ww2)

Women find beer guts attractive?

Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (J2jLb)

250 willow,

I will follow your lead........

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)

251 Boobs are the greatest things ever.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (IXZGh)

252 beer guts?



Ahem. Tool Shed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (afzAq)

253 Just had a couple minutes so can't stay.
Haven't read any comments either but that photo meme in PDJT's tweet,,, it's been around awhile.

Never guess where I saw it first.

Posted by: teej at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (NUb9I)

254 To be blunt, when the bra comes off they can either be much smaller--or much bigger---than you expected....




Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)


Never look a gift boob in the mouth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (t6MX/)

255 look guys, this Mueller report has put me in a tough spot, since its conclusions run directly counter to every single thing I've written for two years or more, and now all of you seem to want to hold me accountable. The situation forces me to be even more aggressive in my partisan attacks! You are making me do this!

Posted by: Maggie Haberman at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (Z216Q)

256 239 214
Daniel Jones was the guy that played the fiddle to beat the Devil.

Posted by: steevy



No that was Webster. The kid from Three's Company.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (NLLmE)


Cleavon Little?


He lived with two girls and always said "Where de white women at, Willis?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (4AeKb)

257 PDT signs statement on The Golan and gives pen to Bibi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (bim/x)

258 Any others?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:13 PM (4AeKb)

----

Dershowitz

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

259 Never look a gift boob in the mouth.
========


No. Just put it in your mouth.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (vg8iE)

260 Hey, isn't that chick the governor from Super Troopers?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (bEhmB)

261 The attire this actress is best known for is more silly than attractive,
so I'm glad I found this other photo that I think better shows her
natural beauty.

--

Linda Carter was the first woman I remember looking at and thinking "Oh., okay. THAT'S what the big deal is. I get it now."

It's been a daily thought in various ways ever since.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (ApUNS)

262 257 PDT signs statement on The Golan and gives pen to Bibi

Trump is the worst Nazi ever!

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (BXMxN)

263 Aaron M'Atae (SP) a reporter from The Nation was too. In one of his tweets last night he ripped David Corn a new cornholio.
Posted by: Augustine at March 25, 2019 12:15 PM (BDZWU)

Thank you. I want to get it straight who got this right no matter which side they're on politically.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (4AeKb)

264 Augustine, he slithered off their plantation, not allowed, and that he wants back in gives me little hope for consistent integral future moments, but time will tell I guess.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (r/xAU)

265 John Roberts @johnrobertsFox
8m
SCOOP: From @FoxNews Justice producer @JakeBGibson - Mueller told Barr 3 weeks ago that he would not reach a conclusion on obstruction

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (BqBId)

266
No that was Webster. The kid from Three's Company.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (NLLmE)
Cleavon Little?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (ymnmz)


No, that was Rich Little doing Cleavon Little.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (TAmPV)

267 I want John McCain investigated. And I want to drink Meggie Macs tears while Lindsey does it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (pUDQf)

268 236
You can mark me in the Lynda Carter as "meh" column. Always seemed to be something dysmorphic or disproportionate about her.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (m45I2)

Is there an ICD-10 code for this?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (t6MX/)

269 Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, Ace posting before the Morning Rant....MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: Peter Venkman, PhD at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (hYB//)

270 Netanyahu: "Mr. President I've brought you a case of wine. I understand you're not a great wine drinker. May I give it to your staff?"

Trump: "Yes you may."

Netanyahu: "Hopefully no one will open an investigation on it."

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

271 "And my permit to purchase today! "

Quick...
Give me an example of another Right that you need a permit from the Government to exercise.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (cqNba)

272 The situation forces me to be even more aggressive in my partisan attacks! You are making me do this!

I want to offer you an internet hug Maggie, because you are absolutely right: the crazed right is pushing you off the edge! You have my passionate support!



Posted by: David French, looking for work at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (Z216Q)

273 Let's be honest. When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are. The bra came off. Fun times ahead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Correct.

Posted by: eleven

Depends, wife or girlfriend?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2019 12:18 PM (+lvE9)

274 An unnamed foreign government-owned corporation will have to turn over information that was related to the special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation to federal prosecutors or continue to accrue escalating fines after the Supreme Court denied the company's request to hear its appeal on Monday.



The Supreme Court's order marks the last stop for the company that has been fighting the subpoena under the shroud of secrecy. It was issued without comment or any noted dissents.

The special counsel's office declined to say if the mystery grand jury case has been referred to another part of the Justice Department. However, attorneys from other parts of the department have worked on the case.

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:18 PM (QkjLD)

275 Dershowitz

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

McCarthy, although late to the party.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 12:18 PM (t6MX/)

276 213 politico
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity .

ygbfkm.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (4AeKb)

#lolgetfucked

Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

277 >>240 No major scandals in the Obama Administration. except for spying on Trump. which Obama should be hung for.
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (nFwvY)

I am well-hung, my friend. And I like Danish.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (qEujL)

278 DECLASSIFY

DECLASSIFY

DECLASSIFY

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (2Gnfs)

279 SCOOP: From @FoxNews Justice producer @JakeBGibson - Mueller told Barr 3 weeks ago that he would not reach a conclusion on obstruction

Because he had to get that little dig in and make sure the Libs had something to run with and run they are... Thanks you POS... Mueller

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (O2RFr)

280 But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity

*******

Have there been any calls for President Trump to apologize for subjecting the country to the two-plus years of hell?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)

281 Mmmmm....Lynda Carter.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (ufFY8)

282 Never look a gift boob in the mouth.


Posted by: flounder

----

So, what's better? A bust in the mouth or a crack in the teeth?

Posted by: Adolescent boys everywhere at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (SUd6i)

283 We let our partisanship and hatred of Trump completely undermine our competence as journalists.

I do not understand these words in this order.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (YqDXo)

284 Linda Carter at that age looks an awful lot like Katie Holmes of that age.

( In the face, not the rack)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (cqNba)

285 Mueller had to do something to insure future employment.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (BXMxN)

286 From @FoxNews Justice producer @JakeBGibson - Mueller told Barr 3 weeks ago that he would not reach a conclusion on obstruction

The Demofascits are running around saying Barr rushed to judgement on obstruction. Now we know he has been studying the issue for three weeks.


Suck it, Nadler!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, righteous in his wrath at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (Z216Q)

287
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (ymnmz)





No, that was Rich Little doing Cleavon Little.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (TAmPV)


Isn't that the ventriloquist ho shoves his hands up the dummy's butt?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (ymnmz)

288 >>The special counsel's office declined to say if the mystery grand jury case has been referred to another part of the Justice Department. However, attorneys from other parts of the department have worked on the case.

Been waiting to hear what happened with this issue. This could be very interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

289 No major scandals in the Obama Administration. except for spying on Trump. No major scandals in the Obama Administration.
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM (nFwvY))

not to mention Benghazi, Iranian funding, Fast and Furious, IRS , etc..

but otherwise yeah.

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (r/xAU)

290 It will be interesting (for me at least) to see how Joe Rogan covers this. He seemed to be of the opinion that that there was something to the Russia stuff. He even had Renee Deriesta from New Knowledge on a week or two ago.

Posted by: Augustine at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (BDZWU)

291 Daniel Jones was the guy that played the fiddle to beat the Devil.

Posted by: steevy



No that was Webster. The kid from Three's Company.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (NLLmE)


Cleavon Little?


He lived with two girls and always said "Where de white women at, Willis?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:15 P



Jim J. Bullock?

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (786Ro)

292 #FreeThatRack

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always tweets... at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (EgshT)

293
Daniel Jones was lead singer of the Monkees.
C'mon everybody knows that.

sted by: Hands at Marc
________________

Wait...

Are you saying Daniel Webster is dead?


Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (GEhPL)

294 Depends, wife or girlfriend?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2019 12:18 PM (+lvE9)


---

Depends is probably the wife. Maybe if the girlfriend is Linda Carter hot, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (ApUNS)

295 Jim J.Bullock wasn't interested in any women....

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (BXMxN)

296 Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology."

Seriously? Sanders should have just smacked her across the face and walked out. BTW, how much did Mueller make during this whole debacle? Tax payer funded of course.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (oiNtH)

297 Rush giving the riot act.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (0dCBK)

298 273
Let's be honest. When the bra comes off, men don't care what size they are. The bra came off. Fun times ahead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



Correct.



Posted by: eleven



Depends, wife or girlfriend?

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2019 12:18 PM (+lvE9)
Either. Just don't let the two of them to meet. Ever.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)

299 Mueller had to do something to insure future employment.
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (BXMxN)

-----

ENSURE !!!

WITH A E.

INSURE IS SOMETHING STATE FARM DOES FOR YOUR CAR.


GAAAWDDDDAAAAMMMMIIIT THE WHOLE WORLD IS FLYING APART!

Posted by: Grammar Nazis at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

300 Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:11 PM (NLLmE)





Cleavon Little?





He lived with two girls and always said "Where de white women at, Willis?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:15 P





Jim J. Bullock?

Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (786Ro)


They guy who killed Ted Knight?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (ymnmz)

301 1. carter would seem fat, today. (in the eyes of women who care.)

2. i think it would be nice if, when this is all over and trump is out of office, trump would compensate the people who were sent up on the perjury charge (e.g. papadopolous, flynn, stone), who have been nearly bankrupted by their legal defense. they were collateral targets for him, after all.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (Pg+x7)

302
Depends is probably the wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking

If it's the wife, so much for the fun.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (+lvE9)

303 Never forget the NY slime stating that all journalists would have to forego being objective with Trump to save the country from him.

And it bears repeating in case anyone tries that bullshit about Barr giving the Summary instead of releasing the whole report.

The same assholes that care about that had zero problems with Comey publicly clearing Hillary for her email server. Comey was her and Obama's stooge. The left said nothing but how much an upstanding guy he was.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (pUDQf)

304 Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology."

Yeah like they asked The Sandman kid if he owed the Indian an apology... Fuck you/them not you

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

305 donna, which is why I asked this morning if this was already a set up with shiftless, and so on, that Mueller be subpoenaed so mueller and his pals can help keep the horror show going

Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (r/xAU)

306 hmm. The next demand will be to see Trump's written answers. I hope Comey, Brennan and the rest of the cabal have to sell their houses to fund their legal bills....and their kid's..

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (11H2y)

307 Ensure is that supplement drink for geezers....

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (BXMxN)

308 280 But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity

*******

Have there been any calls for President Trump to apologize for subjecting the country to the two-plus years of hell?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)

Right? How DARE he talk back to the people who are attacking him!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

309 Upside: Depressed, suicidal lefties

Downside: The national reserves of bombshells, tipping points, watersheds, game changers, and walls closing in are damn near exhausted.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (tu+Xl)

310 WITH A E.

Posted by: Grammar Nazis at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)


---

I love when the real neckbeards do this sort of thing and there is always, always a grammatical or punctuation error in their correction.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (ApUNS)

311
Is there an ICD-10 code for this?
Posted by: flounder,


*******

There is an ICD-10 code for EVERYTHINGGGG!


I suppose for this we could go with:

ICD-10-CM Code Q79.9
Congenital malformation of musculoskeletal system, unspecified

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (m45I2)

312 251
Boobs are the greatest things ever.


Among the greatest things ever, padawan. There are greater things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, righteous in his wrath at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (Z216Q)

313 : willow Ho doubt in my mind

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (O2RFr)

314 296
Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology."



Seriously? Sanders should have just smacked her across the face and
walked out. BTW, how much did Mueller make during this whole debacle?
Tax payer funded of course.

Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (oiNtH)


Apparently Savannah Guthrie "Has one question to go with her 180 IQ""

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (ymnmz)

315 Quick...
Give me an example of another Right that you need a permit from the Government to exercise.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 12:17 PM (cqNba)
-------
It's MN, but also Land of 10,000 Canoe Accidents so...

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (Tda32)

316 OT, but did anyone notice the government of FINLAND has collapsed. PM and cabinet all resigned.

hmmm, another example of socialism gone down the tubes.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (d7Ww2)

317 >>WITH A E.

>>Posted by: Grammar Nazis at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)


With an E.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

318 Wait...

Are you saying Daniel Webster is dead?

-
The Devil you say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

319 314
296

Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology."





Seriously? Sanders should have just smacked her across the face and

walked out. BTW, how much did Mueller make during this whole debacle?

Tax payer funded of course.



Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (oiNtH)


No, but do you want to apologize to Nick Sandman, Savannah?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (ymnmz)

320 Savannah Guther asks Sarah Sanders if Trump owes Mueller an apology.

FYNQ

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (tu+Xl)

321 Nood

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (BXMxN)

322 Have there been any calls for President Trump to apologize for subjecting the country to the two-plus years of hell?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)


Fuck Chuck Todd got awfully close to this, yes

Posted by: Huck Follywood, righteous in his wrath at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (Z216Q)

323 They guy who killed Ted Knight?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



That was Al Czervik.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (NLLmE)

324 2. i think it would be nice if, when this is all over and trump is out of office, trump would compensate the people who were sent up on the perjury charge (e.g. papadopolous, flynn, stone), who have been nearly bankrupted by their legal defense. they were collateral targets for him, after all.


For Flynn maybe. Manafort is a slime.

For Cohen, PITA prison.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (afzAq)

325
Are you saying Daniel Webster is dead?

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 25, 2019 12:21 PM (GEhPL)


We like to say his life has been abridged

Posted by: Webster's Dictionary at March 25, 2019 12:25 PM (TAmPV)

326 PDT signs statement on The Golan and gives pen to Bibi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (bim/x)


Awesome. As an aside, is there really any doubt that Trump made this move at this time to support Netanyahu's reelection? NTTIAWWT

Bibi has been investigated at least as much as Trump; his opponents are fans of political hardball as well. If Bibi farts in an elevator they convene a grand jury. They even tried to indict his wife.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Z4rgH)

327 I love when the real neckbeards do this sort of thing and there is always, always a grammatical or punctuation error in their correction.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (ApUNS)

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Heh. I had to double check I spelled "grammar" right...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

328 There is an ICD-10 code for EVERYTHINGGGG!





I suppose for this we could go with:



ICD-10-CM Code Q79.9

Congenital malformation of musculoskeletal system, unspecified

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:23 PM (m45I2)

How about for the mental state that produced that diagnosis?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 12:25 PM (t6MX/)

329 40 BREAKING: I'm told by US official w knowledge of both parts of Mueller report that it cites Trump tweets critical of Mueller as among possible obstructive actions taken by Trump.

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That reminds me of the judge at the Bowe Bergdahl court-martial using Trump's public statements about the case as an excuse to let him off with no jail time.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2019 12:26 PM (bEhmB)

330 280
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or
clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest
in healing or national unity



*******



Have there been any calls for President Trump to apologize for subjecting the country to the two-plus years of hell?

Posted by: Muldoon


Not sure but there was a call for Trump to apologize to Mueller.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 12:26 PM (WNAuL)

331 186
Has the MSM and Dems shown any interest in healing or national unity in the past 2 years?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 12:07 PM (W+vEI)


Not since November 2000 by my count, except for about two weeks after 9/11.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 12:26 PM (xjiRE)

332

She was born Linda Carter but changed the spelling to Lynda when she went into show biz. She was absolutely gorgeous in her younger days is a complete lefty loon and was a total boozer for years. The alcohol abuse probably softened the brain cells

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 12:26 PM (OLCnA)

333 Maryland woman suffers stroke after tearing artery during yoga pose

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:26 PM (QkjLD)

334 WITH A E.

Posted by: Grammar Nazis at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

********


Ixactly!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 25, 2019 12:26 PM (m45I2)

335 For Flynn maybe. Manafort is a slime.



For Cohen, PITA prison.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (afzAq)

I am OK with a Manafort reduction in sentencing to time served, for cooperation on any investigation into Ukraine's assistance to hillary on the failed coup.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 12:27 PM (t6MX/)

336 That Ted Knight show had the two different hotties: the blonde, Lynda Something Not Carter. And the brunette chick from The Warriors. Deborah Van Valkenburg or something like that.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:27 PM (4AeKb)

337 Isn't that the ventriloquist ho shoves his hands up the dummy's butt?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:20 PM (ymnmz)


Leave Valerie Jarrett out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 12:27 PM (B6Nsl)

338 316 OT, but did anyone notice the government of FINLAND has collapsed. PM and cabinet all resigned.

hmmm, another example of socialism gone down the tubes.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (d7Ww2)

They discovered the hard way that a universal basic income is (1) expensive as hell (2) guaranteed to get every shiftless mofo in the country to sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch the Finnish equivalent of daytime TV.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

339
They guy who killed Ted Knight?

Posted by: Cuthbert
_________________

Holy shit!!! Ted Knight killed that Webster guy from the Monkeys?

WOW!!

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 25, 2019 12:28 PM (GEhPL)

340 Ace is back and he's feasting on souls!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 12:28 PM (RD7QR)

341 Oh, wait, Ted Knight was Lydia not Lynda. Lydia Cornell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:28 PM (4AeKb)

342 339


They guy who killed Ted Knight?



Posted by: Cuthbert

_________________



Holy shit!!! Ted Knight killed that Webster guy from the Monkeys?



WOW!!



Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 25, 2019 12:28 PM (GEhPL)



Annnnnd.....end scene!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 12:29 PM (ymnmz)

343 195 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
There's been so much solid reporting about the Trump-Russia mystery, but the media ecosystem tends to reward speculation over straight news. Are there ways to change this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)


Then I assume he's working real hard to rein-in all the speculation today about Barr's political bias and whether Mueller's team missed the ball by considering alleged collusion as a criminal rather than intelligence issue. Right????

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2019 12:29 PM (AMIL/)

344 They discovered the hard way that a universal basic
income is (1) expensive as hell (2) guaranteed to get every shiftless
mofo in the country to sit on the couch, get stoned, and watch the
Finnish equivalent of daytime TV.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)


Reindeer rutting season is when ratings are highest.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 12:29 PM (xxAFD)

345 From now on, I have to read all Stelter Tweets in the sped-up voice from the Mark Dice videos.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 12:30 PM (4AeKb)

346
OT, but did anyone notice the government of FINLAND has collapsed. PM and cabinet all resigned.

hmmm, another example of socialism gone down the tubes.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (d7Ww2)


You know things are going south when even muslim asylum seekers don't want to live there.

Posted by: Webster's Dictionary at March 25, 2019 12:30 PM (TAmPV)

347 Pelosi and Schumer: We can't trust Barr's summary given his bias against the Mueller probe


When the find the dossier with story that goes ..

Schumer is standing on the street corner, and Pelosi comes up and propositions him. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...

Posted by: Neo at March 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QkjLD)

348 Does Andrew Luck qualify as a neck beard?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 12:31 PM (fCD2p)

349 These days apparently you are supposed to be able to say that about the primary genitalia as well.
___

Aw Hell No!


Posted by: Tone Loc at March 25, 2019 12:14 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sheena at March 25, 2019 12:32 PM (p+Wdc)

350 Who posted the picture of my wife? Seriously, she looks like my wife at that age.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 25, 2019 12:35 PM (vXl6H)

351 Does Andrew Luck qualify as a neck beard?



NFL: So easy even a caveman can do it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 25, 2019 12:50 PM (afzAq)

352 #296 - Savannah has Dyslexic Apology Syndrome. She wants the victim to apologize for being victimized.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2019 12:59 PM (11H2y)

353 re: Lynda Carter -https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3c3hyqj
You're welcome.
Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2019 11:54 AM


Meh. Her upper arms in no way compare to the celebrated standard of beauty I established.

Posted by: Michelle O. at March 25, 2019 01:01 PM (2g960)

354 carter would seem fat, today. (in the eyes of women who care.)

Fat? Have you ever looked at her waist in one of those Wonder Woman costumes? It is tiny.

Posted by: An Observation at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (hBxiM)

355 257 PDT signs statement on The Golan and gives pen to Bibi
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 12:16 PM (bim/x)

That's my President.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (uXX7B)

356 317 >>WITH A E.

>>Posted by: Grammar Nazis at March 25, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

With an E.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

I took "WITH A E." to be intentionally wrong for the sake of the funny. The next line ain't gud gramer neither:

GAAAWDDDDAAAAMMMMIIIT THE WHOLE WORLD IS FLYING APART!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (uXX7B)

357 Never ever expect the New York Pravda(Times)to ever appoligisefor their lies

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 25, 2019 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

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