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British Government Quotes Bible to Prove Christianity Is Not a "Peaceful" Religion
This story is about an asylum seeker from an Islamic country. He was formerly Muslim, he says, and converted to Christianity when he discovered Islam was a warlike religion. He became a Christian, he claims, because it's a peaceful religion.
As an apostate now, I guess he's seeking asylum due to religious persecution. In arguing to deny his asylum application, the British government argued Christianity isn't peaceful so his request is ill-founded.Britain's immigration department has been condemned for citing violent Bible passages as the basis to reject an asylum claim by an Iranian national who said he had converted to Christianity because it was a "peaceful" religion. The Home Office -- which is responsible for handling immigration, security and law and order -- used verses from the books of Leviticus, Exodus and Revelation in an attempt to argue that Christianity was hardly "peaceful." ... The case drew a rebuke from the Church of England, and immigration advocates denounced the decision as another example of the Home Office's harsh methods. The man, who has not been identified and had converted from Islam, filed the claim in 2016, the immigration caseworker and legal representative, Nathan Stevens, wrote on Twitter. It was not clear whether the man had made his conversion a basis for his claim.It's possible they only resorted to this argument because they had other evidence that this guy wasn't on the level and was just using a phony claim about conversion to gain sympathy and therefore entry into the UK. But this is the UK. I think it's even more likely they were offended by the claim that Christianity is more peaceful than Islam, and really, seriously attempted to prove that this guy is guilty of WRONGTHINK and therefore not welcome in the UK. BTW: If anyone can arrange a Contemptuous Intervention to get JackStraw off the reefer and get him to finally love something in this world besides his precious spleef, you'd be doing God's work. BTW, a Contemptuous Intervention is like a tough love thing but without any love. It's basically just very personal, vicious bullying -- all criticism, no constructive elements -- combined with light kidnapping. People pretend to care in a normal Intervention. In a Contemptuous Intervention, they're more honest, and very upfront about being there mostly for the after-party once the drop the dreg off at the clinic. Jack, you don't need to waste your life sucking the Cartegena C**k. There are people who are close to you. I don't mean emotionally, I just mean they're physically nearby. You can go to them and ask them to berate you and tell you what a stoner cuckboy you are. I'm sure they've been wanting to cut loose for years. You have so much to contribute to others. Chiefly your organs when you pass at an expectedly young age. Please don't dirty them up with your filthy drugging lifestyle and your frequent incidents of Survival Prostitution. Please don't make young people who haven't made the tragic narcotic and sexual decisions you've made pay for your selfishness and your weakness as a man and that drip that just won't go away. Get off the glass dick, get out of the shooting galleries, stop chasing the dragon and start living your life like it matters. I mean it doesn't, but pretend. For other, worthier people's sake.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 05:58 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2019 05:58 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 25, 2019 05:59 PM (C1NyB)
But no spanking. He would enjoy the spanking.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 06:00 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2019 06:00 PM (kxUnS)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 25, 2019 06:01 PM (vXl6H)
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2019 06:01 PM (tQkRb)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2019 06:01 PM (dKiJG)
Tell me I'm wrong.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2019 06:01 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Axeman at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Guy Who Posts FROST at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (BvNzB)
Western Europe has its own suicide pact. They do not want any one to stop them.
Watching you get killed on the streets of Formerly Great Britain could upset the local yokels.
Posted by: rd at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Ex-ex at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (RU4sa)
Most if the New Testament is very much Love your neighbor, Turn the other cheek, etc.
Now, the Old Testament? There's some violent stuff in there.
Not to say, there were some nasty, dickhead Christians, who did an awful lot of violence in the name of Jesus. But that's not quite the same as claiming that John 3:15 really means to stone adulterers to death, or kill nonbelievers.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (C1NyB)
Leviticus, Exodus, and Revelations is non-binding prologue, non-binding prologue, and someone got really high but we think he may have been on to something.
It's not exactly the core of doctrine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 06:03 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:03 PM (BXMxN)
Pair this with the street preachers being arrested, Tommy Robinson being under constant surveillance by the police, and Christian bloggers harassed by the police for the crime of misgendering: it is a hostile place for Christians.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:03 PM (BXMxN)
Concur.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (C1NyB)
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But it's almost entirely historical.
Posted by: Axeman at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JC at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2019 06:05 PM (rf8q9)
They chose the idol of socialism, and that led to the rot that is ushering in the demonic moon god that will rule them soon.
Sow to the wind, reap the whirlwind.
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2019 06:05 PM (e58od)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Thirst! at March 25, 2019 06:05 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:06 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 06:06 PM (BoLk7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2019 06:06 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: Jmel at March 25, 2019 06:07 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:07 PM (uEbPt)
Meghan Markel, annoying SJW American princess, has also been quietly spending time at a soup kitchen in a London mosque (the one where Jihadi John went to) as charity work. Any bets she becomes the first muslim convert royal, or are the rumors about Charles true?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:07 PM (W+vEI)
Nick Monroe broke the story on it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2019 06:08 PM (dKiJG)
That whole island can sink into the North Sea for all I care.
Thank Christ we got free from those asshole barbarians when we did.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 06:08 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: navybrat reading too much UK history at March 25, 2019 06:08 PM (w7KSn)
This was basically the game plan in the US, maybe a Marco Rubio or Jeb Bush slips in with a (R) next to their name, but it's just basically an exercise in retreat.
And maybe the US should treat this like they would if someone was discriminated by a country because they were Jewish?
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:08 PM (UfkIY)
Hey Germany, I hear that England said some bad things about you. You ought to go to war with them again.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (8RmjA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (NrL8F)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (t6MX/)
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (BXMxN)
That whole island can sink into the North Sea for all I care.
Isn't global warming supposed to flood them out?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (pgXNG)
Definitely not a Christian.
Posted by: Don Q at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (JgA4k)
I wanna see one as a Congressman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (aXucN)
Their countries will cease to exist and the native inhabitants will be removed by any means necessary.
All this virtue signaling and social
Justice nonsense is gonna get a lot of people killed.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (J9wxX)
But I mean... compared to Islam? Really???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (zP7kp)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (ApUNS)
Posted by: Blutarski at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (+Tibp)
Its just poetry around here all day long
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)
But Methodists and Hindians are not shooting up/blowing up houses of worship now are they.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (aXucN)
He's as much a weed-smoking degenerate as Buzzion is a ghost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)
how many shelf jibes am I expected to take without getting some of my own back?
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (aKsyK)
Late to the game. What did JackStraw do?
Posted by: Blutarski at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (+Tibp)
Where to start?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)
*Looks over to Michigan, then to Minnesota, then back to Michigan*
It's already here, kuffar.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 25, 2019 06:01 PM (vXl6H)
______
Fear of invasion and conquest by Canada?
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (ztbw+)
Posted by: DR.WTF
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"He used to be a nice boy. He used to cut the grass."
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
When was the last time Christians wielded the sword in the name of and with the approval of the Church?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
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To be fair, garrett jibes you way more than Jack does.
Sorry about throwing you under the bus, garrett, but you know it's true.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
how many shelf jibes am I expected to take without getting some of my own back?
Posted by: ace
Revenge of the Shelven.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)
Is that what he's calling it now?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (LL1Be)
Today we fight! For your women, your children...WE FIGHT ON THE SIDE OF JackStraw!
Posted by: Miklos, preparing to do what a Miklos must at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: stupid brit pol at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (JFO2v)
Mohamed, Mohamed, MohamedUnder Secretary for Immigration
The Home Office
Posted by: archer at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (gmo/4)
9
Proclaim this among the nations:
Prepare for war!
Rouse the warriors!
Let all the fighting men draw near and attack.
10
Beat your plowshares into swords
and your pruning hooks into spears.
Let the weakling say,
“I am strong!”
11
Come quickly, all you nations from every side,
and assemble there.
Bring down your warriors, Lord!
12
“Let the nations be roused;
let them advance into the Valley of Jehoshaphat,
for there I will sit
to judge all the nations on every side.
13
Swing the sickle,
for the harvest is ripe.
Come, trample the grapes,
for the winepress is full
and the vats overflow—
so great is their wickedness!”
Posted by: Joel 3:9 at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
Wait--isn't Germany even more doomed?
Sure, the UK had it's Cliveden Set, and this is probably the 21st century version of it.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (2DOZq)
any love. It's basically just very personal, vicious bullying -- all
criticism, no constructive elements -- combined with light kidnapping.
Funny.
All the Jack Straw is shooting up again stuff was funny.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (gKZ/7)
Another Holy Jim Comey WTF twat. He's out deep thinking Jack Handey.
https://bit.ly/2Fvv2dO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Zombie Bill Shakespeare at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
You were the one who asked us to call you "Shelvey" in the first place, though...
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:13 PM (oZ6kz)
It's the latter.
It's the Ewok way...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)
don't forget me
Posted by: the drill at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (BoLk7)
he did not confess a weakness, though.
also I can't do him until I get this turntable
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (ApUNS)
Posted by: Axeman at March 25, 2019 06:02 PM (vDqXW)
yep Right up until Jesus gets tired of this shit and starts over!
Posted by: stupid brit pol at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)
Roses are red
And violets are blue
If you invite Islam into your country
What happens next is all on you ....
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (now3g)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (oZ6kz)
JackStraw off the reefer and get him to finally love something in this
world besides his precious spleef, you'd be doing God's work.
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What did I miss?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw
i can barely see you through that cloud of Magic Mist
you're like a traveling production of Brigadoon, Stoney Jones
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (ApUNS)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (NtglE)
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I've clearly missed something while I was out....
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (cF8AT)
Just had to throw Revelation in there.
Have they ever read it?
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
Challenge accepted.
*places order for hazi palinka*
Posted by: Miklos Effendi at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (4e+hS)
JackStraw off the reefer and get him to finally love something in this
world besides his precious spleef, you'd be doing God's work.
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What did I miss?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2019 06:15 PM (JUOKG)
Just the content. And the comments in the last thread.
I'm going back and reading the post a third time.
I can't stop laughing.
You guys....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
I am so glad I live in the US.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (dKiJG)
If Hillary had won, the Democrats would be pushing hate speech legislation right now. And judges she appointed would uphold it.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
Leave the shelf jibes where they are or else the shelf will never stay up.
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (uEbPt)
also I can't do him until I get this turntable
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
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You don't really pay much attention to what garrett posts, do you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: pat at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (5zZ1Q)
I hope- at least part of the time- I'm already doing God's work-
and I missed the drama and also have no idea what a spleef is, so I can't be of any help. Sorry, ace.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (jUVms)
I will still vote for him in the upcoming election.
He's a great stoned American. Bisches.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (MVjcR)
Jack Straw was the Technical Adviser on Cheech N' Chong's Nice Dreams.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (ApUNS)
Came to believe that a power greater than Garcia could restore him to sanity.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
You were the one who asked us to call you "Shelvey" in the first place, though...
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM
Did he ask that? Wow. I thought we were supposed to call him Gandhi.
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
First I need to know if your shelves are up?
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (cF8AT)
I mean Jesus says some stuff that raises eyebrows among Christians at times who rush to try to explain that wasn't AKSHUALLY what He meant.
oh He meant it! Jesus is coming back! and boy is he pissed!
Posted by: stupid brit pol at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (JFO2v)
we need a go fund me for Jack to get off the reefer, and buy a new sail for his boat, to keep him from needing the weed so often?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Well, it isn't as though Jesus did not quote Old Testament scripture, because he certainly did.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: pat
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Exactly.
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Hey can someone tell the UK that Christianity is in the New Testament ....
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2019 06:04 PM (dKiJG)
If Hillary had won, the Democrats would be pushing hate speech legislation right now. And judges she appointed would uphold it.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (sdi6R)
It's a Republic if you can keep it.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (OE84+)
Came to believe that a power greater than Garcia could restore him to sanity.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (uEbPt)
Came to believe that a power greater than Garcia could restore him to sanity.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM
Horowitz?
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
When was the last time Christians wielded the sword in the name of and with the approval of the Church?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (wYseH)
1272?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)
Only an ignorant fool would quote the Old Testament. The Old Testament
is not Christian doctrine, it is foundational and historical, however
Christian doctrine is setforth in the New Testament.
Posted by: pat at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (5zZ1Q)
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Old Testament quotes work just as well against you-know-who.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
When was the last time Christians wielded the sword in the name of and with the approval of the Church?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (wYseH)
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As important, why did they feel the need to do this? What is old is becoming new again.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)
If Hillary had won, the Democrats would be pushing hate speech legislation right now. And judges she appointed would uphold it.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (sdi6R)
Yes. You can take that to the bank.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (TdMsT)
The koran, as most now know, is divided mainly between the earlier and later suras. The later ones are where the compulsion and violence are found, because they were written after Jews and Christians, and even other Arabs, told Mohammed he's not a prophet and to get stuffed. Those commands, to the Mohammedan, are still binding on their conduct today whether they openly abide by them or not (hence stealth jihad, taquiyya, etc)
The Old Testament passages that the infidel (swidt?) Left will use are dispensationally bound to that time -- God had written off the entire human race and Babel and was now dealing with ONE nation through whom He intended to salvage all of lost mankind. He would do this by making them a nation of priests, which they swore to before Moses. That was to come when Messiah appeared. But that didn't happen as the book of Acts and Romans ch. 9-11 explain (Israel, corporately, did not repent, only a remnant did...then comes Paul to fill in the blanks God had kept secret the whole time). NO nation is today commanded by God to wipe out any other nation. Period.
The point is, the violent suras are the last marching orders for Mohammedans; there is nothing that Mohammed (or whoever wrote it) said that indicates a time limit, so they're still current.
Conversely, God's commands to and for Israel 3,500 years or so ago do not and cannot apply to anyone today, not even the Israel that exists now.
Not that a Leftist will care one whit for any of this, but it's the facts.
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (e58od)
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (786Ro)
Get off the glass dick...
This immediately reminded me of that hilarious pic of the woman golfer holding her glass dildo-like trophy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (uoqdk)
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I named mine Casserole.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (ApUNS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (ApUNS)
Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (ApUNS)
J'approve!
Posted by: Miklos Zola at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (zCyNd)
The Old Testament is not Christian doctrine, it is foundational and
historical, however Christian doctrine is setforth in the New Testament.
Posted by: pat at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM
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The Old Testament was when God was pi$$ed off at man because we were being stupid.
The New Testament was when God figured out we needed saving and sent us his only Son to take care of that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (GbPPJ)
See? That's what you get for being all grown and responsible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (dUJdY)
Who is being told what? Just because someone's killing someone "in the Bible" does that mean "This is an order for you to do the same"?
Noah's told to build a boat. Does that mean I'm supposed to build a boat?
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM
Horowitz?
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (786Ro)
I got THOUSANDS of unsealed indictments, just waitin' to drop !!!
Posted by: Horwitz at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (pdM4C)
I do some actual work for a few hours and I have no idea what's going on.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)
Bother.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (IfYaq)
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How's AIPAC? Did you get to hear Vice President Pence speak?
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Trust me, we're Way TF overdue. Even Jesus took a bullwhip to the moneychangers in the temple.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: doomed at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (e58od)
The God of Israel is no chump. When the Lord returns a lot of people will find out just how great his wrath is.
Where they are incorrect is in their inability to understand how the two religions differ in their commands to their adherents.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: pat at March 25, 2019 06:16 PM (5zZ1Q)
Jesus was quite proficient at Old Testament
Posted by: stupid brit pol at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (uoqdk)
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Does he have a hat? I only ask because I note that Bernie has a hat now. A hat-wearing, gesturing, balcony muppet.
"I want to see the whole damn report!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (s+GLI)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (jp0Bv)
They're up.
I just don't... trust them
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM
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Trust but verify.......
Posted by: Ronald Reagan at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
he likes the Grateful Dead so, you know. Maui Wowie, Kush Kryptonite.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (ztbw+)
I just don't... trust them
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
Don't trust those those lying SOBs.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (aS1PU)
I just don't... trust them
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
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Fall backwards on them and see if they catch you. That's what they do on sitcoms - with hilarious results!
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Who is being told what? Just because someone's killing someone "in the Bible" does that mean "This is an order for you to do the same"?
Noah's told to build a boat. Does that mean I'm supposed to build a boat?
Posted by: RKae
Fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp and it's starting to rain.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (SAhpk)
You really really wanna play the whole "which foundational text has more calls to violence in it" game?
You also wanna, you know, i don't know, read the text itself and see who those various calls to violence are made to? In what context? Literal or allegorical?
or you just wanna be fifteen year old dipshits spouting off about how "religion ruins everything"...
Except of course for those religions that actually DO ruin everything, because...
and here's the key...
you stupid empty nihilistic twats actually DO want to ruin everything?
Fuck you, England.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (Ct55T)
First, gotta get a message to him.
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (zCyNd)
God wiped out almost the entire world!
R. Crumb did a pictoral book on Genesis.
It is actually very crazy and good reading.
And it seems correct according to my knowledge of Genesis.
http://tinyurl.com/y6bpmub8
Posted by: navybrat reading too much UK history at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Iblis at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (OXWT4)
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (OE84+)
It's the use of the Drill In Reverse we should be focusing on.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (uoqdk)
A reversed drill fills holes.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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In fairness, the drill motors/bits south of the equator run CCW. An easily made mistake.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (uoqdk)
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Seriously. That was a low-water mark if there ever was one.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (ApUNS)
and 13 yo white girls panites and 8 yo white boys underoos
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 06:10 PM (GbPPJ)
See? That's what you get for being all grown and responsible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK
Objection: assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: zombie Rick James at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (LL1Be)
haha
i imagine JackWeed as wearing glasses with one red lens and one blue lens like that stoner doctor on Twin Peaks
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Can anyone give me the Cliff Notes about the JackStraw references?
I do some actual work for a few hours and I have no idea what's going on.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)
JS is struggling with the revelations of his affinity for herb.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)
I do some actual work for a few hours and I have no idea what's going on.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)
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It's come to light that JackStraw thought the movie "Reefer Madness" was a training manual.
Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (wYseH)
1272?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK
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Spain 1936-9?
Posted by: Undocumented at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (iQKgg)
how many shelf jibes am I expected to take without getting some of my own back?
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
We've shelved that discussion.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:17 PM (xSo9G)
He also dismissed Old Testament scripture of violence and laws.
Eye for an eye.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)
They DO realize we had a reformation and we can not live like the Old Testament, correct?
Because I have a lot of payback to dole out for 9-11 if we get to.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (SAhpk)
Pretty sure it is not Christian rape gangs roaming the UK ......
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
Well, you've been promoted up from "commenter", so there is at least that.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (odjO3)
that's why they put erasers on pencils. And that's why they made that button go back and forth.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (IfYaq)
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Oh, good! When I saw that he was speaking today I hoped you'd get to hear him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: the drill at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM (BoLk7)
We are glad attention is drawn elsewhere.
Posted by: The Chicken, toaster, couch at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (SAhpk)
The gay monkey?
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (Cus5s)
Really?
You really really wanna play the whole "which foundational text has more calls to violence in it" game?
You also wanna, you know, i don't know, read the text itself and see
who those various calls to violence are made to? In what context?
Literal or allegorical?
or you just wanna be fifteen year old dipshits spouting off about how "religion ruins everything"...
Except of course for those religions that actually DO ruin everything, because...
and here's the key...
you stupid empty nihilistic twats actually DO want to ruin everything?
Fuck you, England.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (Ct55T)
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The game in the UK for a long time now has been to be blatantly nonsensical and demand that the citizens submit anyway.
Because power.
These kinds of decisions are there to let you know
1. Logic is useless
2. Know your place
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
Maybe the Home Office bozos missed class the day that minor point was covered in Islam for Dummies 101.
Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (pgXNG)
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Made famous in that Bangles song.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (ApUNS)
I just don't... trust them
So you can't do weighted pullups on them???
Do you even LIFT, brah?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (LL1Be)
In other words, I'm just getting started. Damn, I can't believe Mueller shot a blank.
Posted by: Inspector General Horowitz at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Iblis at March 25, 2019 06:21 PM (OXWT4)
Started in Dearborn.
The case against Gerrymandering.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (gmo/4)
the ones with car factories
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Blutarski at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
Ohhhhh....the Holy Grail.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (NLLmE)
Poor life choice, Jack baby.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (Jj+59)
who is Jack Straw? Is he that 'strawman" the Democrats use all the time?
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (11H2y)
Use? As in end up in Ed Buck's garbage? If we don't intervene in time.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)
?? My belly button stays in one place.
I bet Ace likes outies. REALLY likes outies.
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely mumbling at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (zCyNd)
The movie Barabbas implies that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)
He did a victory spike about the Mueller thing. He pointed out that Trump made a LOT possible that solidified our relationship with Israel. He was nicely brutal about the Dems who boycotted. And he reiterated that this is not a relationship of convenience.
He's a rockstar here.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (IfYaq)
haha
He's got his own permanent table at Jack-in-the-Box.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Ace's shelves at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (oZ6kz)
When was the last time Christians wielded the sword in the name of and with the approval of the Church?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:12 PM (wYseH)
1272?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK
To be fair, things did get a little sporty around the time of the Reformation and Counter-Reformation.
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely mentioning at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: illiniwek
He was going to obstruct.
But he got high.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (NLLmE)
Daily Mail story in CPL and his threats at Nike lawyers:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6848519
Read that -- the guy sound unhinged, and like he's been watching too many tough guy movies.
"I'm not fucking around with this thing anymore. So if you guys think that you know, we're gonna negotiate a million five, and you're gonna hire us to do an internal investigation, but it's going to be capped at 3 or 5 or 7 million dollars, like let's just be done... and I'll go and I'll go take 10 billion dollars off your client's market cap.'
Nike's lawyer on the receiving end immediately called the feds at SDNY -- "we got a live one here, boys", and negotiated a few more days, to allow the feds to get in there and tape it all.
But for the wait, CPL raised the protection fee to 12 million dollars.
Then reminded the Nike lawyer how he had them by the balls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (+dsLj)
I don't think that's a schadenboner. I think that's a bong.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK
Heh....I figured 1683, but I think probably a bit later.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely mentioning at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (zCyNd)
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Exactly what I meant when I said ace must not pay attention to what garrett says.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (0OmEj)
Since the 1980 s??
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)
They're up.
I just don't... trust them
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
So they're up but you've put nothing on them?
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (cF8AT)
The Koran though, absolutely orders this type of thing and and most of their "mainstream" religious leaders absolutely believe in literal jihad with murdering non-believers.
The exception would basically be the muslims that just don't take their religion all that seriously.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (UfkIY)
The Daily Mail is calling today, "Trump's Perfect Day".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:22 PM (CDGwz)
clitoris effect
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (+dsLj)
Ok guys, lyric change before the next reunion tour.
Posted by: Debbie Harry at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 06:26 PM (sdi6R)
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The Muslims running the Home Office were worried about a replay of 1683.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm sort of impressed that there was a whip in the Temple.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)
some things. I put some nickles on them, and some string, a rock, a doll's shoe... some playing cards (but not a full deck)... what else... some farts...
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
too late. Obamacare passed in 2010.
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (ju9gW)
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Geragos will probably be OK as he was wise enough not get recorded attempting extortion. He let CPL take the fall for that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (ffYR/)
Never go full Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (4e+hS)
BAH DUM TISH
Thank you thank you I'll be here all week. Try the bong!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (ApUNS)
thing and and most of their "mainstream" religious leaders absolutely
believe in literal jihad with murdering non-believers.
The exception would basically be the muslims that just don't take their religion all that seriously.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (UfkIY)
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Christians are going to have to work double shifts to catch up with the number of Muslims killed by Bashar Assad alone.
Maybe they can import more Muslims to do the job Christians won't do.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (UfkIY)
No. But it is good bait.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (H8QX
The ravens have left the tower.
The ravens have left the tower.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
And so says all of us.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2019 06:24 PM (AMIL/)
Once upon a time, there was an attempt in islamic theology to syncretize the various Abrahamic religions, back when the Ottomans were feeling their oats and the muslim world didn't have quite as much infighting and outfighting going on.
But AFAIK, most modern (20th c. and later) islamic theology holds that while the Old and New Testaments are legitimate prophecies, and that Christ and Abraham were prophets, etc., they more or less pretend that there's some "real" version out there that got destroyed and what we have now is a fake, so don't bother reading it.
It's the most dipshitted dimwittery i've ever heard of short of Scientology and NOI theology... but there ya go.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (Ct55T)
Crown moulding
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Black Slaves Invented Cooking at March 25, 2019 06:29 PM (ApUNS)
We're good till 2040.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (OE84+)
I bet Willow's relieved that everybody's jumping on JackStraw.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)
Especially since - and I am not saying it was Jack Straw - but it was Jack Straw who got her hooked on the devil's weed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
*******
Oh damn. I pray I'm not too late.
Whatever you do, do NOT put dryer lint on the shelves. Trust me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: batterup at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (U2JQS)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BRITAIN HAS PERMITTED MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS WHO STILL FOLLOW THE "RELIGION OF PEACE" INTO THE COUNTRY
Posted by: BEN AL-ROETHLISBERGER at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
I'm thinkin' you should probably eat something....
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)
So they really oughtn't be pointing fingers.
Posted by: Some guys at the Rotherham hookah lounge at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (oZ6kz)
The movie Barabbas implies that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)
about every other book is people worshiping false gods and kings
And then the Real Dude shows up and they kill him.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
A lace wig... Your groceries...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (DTX3h)
The Daily Mail is calling today, "Trump's Perfect Day".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 06:27 PM (NMAzL)
It's been a perfect day for more than just Trump IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (Egjjp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.
He knows what he did.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:09 PM (JgA4k)
All the more reason to do it, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (nPGq2)
I just don't like a life being wasted by someone with real potential, or JackStraw either.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (99Nt9)
The first day I came here was the day after I picked up my Golden puppy. He was sitting with me and I need to think up something to argue with ace so I picked the name I gave the puppy, Jack Straw.
Clearly, not one of my better decisions.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Miklos, regulatory compliance officer at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (zCyNd)
So I'll just leave this NOFX about the passing of one Jerry Garcia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upHebizA6TA
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: batterup at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (U2JQS)
And then the Real Dude shows up and they kill him.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Sums it up.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (oZ6kz)
My schadenboner is now dense enough to have its own gravity field.
Posted by: Rusty Nail
Mine is denser than AOC.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (Egjjp)
Today is Ace's happy day.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (aS1PU)
Thus asserting my dominance.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
Holy schnikeeez Ace... What on earth got you so riled up about JackStraw? Or did I miss the sarcasm?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (Egjjp)
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His crimes are too numerous to enumerate.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Miklos, culinary compliance officer at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (zCyNd)
Trump's camp literally just sent this to the media advising them about the "credibility" of certain guests following the Mueller report.
Schiff, Blumenthall, Swalwell, Nadler, Perez. . .
Oh, it's ON!
http://tinyurl.com/y6hqs9wr
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM (W+vEI)
haha
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)
Maybe they can import more Muslims to do the job Christians won't do.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Can we claim the deaths by socialism as Marx pretended to be white christian? That gets us about 100 Million!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM (89D0E)
Clearly, not one of my better decisions.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:32 PM (/tuJf)
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This was at least one dog ago, right?
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (TdMsT)
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I thought thius was Jack Straw day and he gets a Victory Lap Dance from Wii Fit girl
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (LuPts)
this may be the day of enlightenment, or it may be the day when the old drugs in the nooks and crannies of the intestines get purged and cause a new high. (I've heard that really happens on things like "The colon Cleanse") But it can be a shitty experience.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Cus5s)
Google it.
Posted by: deadrody at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (9v7bY)
It's also widely known that getting blazed and trying to accomplish something is like trying to do your homework while you sleep.
I'm Too High for the Supermarket.
Hey, Boc choi!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (pUDQf)
It's like lacrosse, but you pass by "hacking," and when you score a goal, you call your parents and disappoint them by telling them about your life.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (TdMsT)
That's how i live every second of my life...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Ct55T)
Don't you hate it when you are really, really hungry and all you have is steak or chicken or some other tasty meat product and you just can't decide what to eat?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Ever at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (Brfdf)
really? Are you making that up?
Honestly I've had the squirts here and there and I've pooped on occasion so I might have already gone through that, mostly.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T
Screw having to travel. Look to Dearborn and Minneapolis/St. Paul.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)
Jack Straw goes through dogs faster than Obama eats them.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
Mine is denser than AOC.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (SAhpk)
can you hammer a 6 inch spike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGczXkknl80
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
Just had to throw Revelation in there.
Have they ever read it?
Posted by: golfman
And Leviticus and Exodus are Old Testament that Jesus' New Covenant with Humanity replaced. This is a fundamental principle of Christianity.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (now3g)
about every other book is people worshiping false gods and kings
And then the Real Dude shows up and they kill him.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Sums it up.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (OE84+)
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The Romans had a tendency to deify their emperors. This was basically a loyalty test.
Christians refused to make the required sacrifices, which was equated with treason. Actually it was treason and impiety - refusing to pay due homage to the gods protecting the Empire.
They got real touchy about it.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (TdMsT)
No no, it's not private, ladyl. It's just a little absurdist humor. Except for the stuff about Jack. That's all true.
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 06:37 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 06:37 PM (Z+IKu)
Aw, got the munchies?
Have some Doritos or Funyuns!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:37 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (SAhpk)
I hear onward Christian soldiers palying
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
Always with eye contact. Never break eye contact.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:37 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (TdMsT)
ha that Fawn what a minx!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (JFO2v)
Well, I think I will go eat something. Because I'm really, really hungry. Really hungry.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (/tuJf)
Sad.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2019 06:00 PM
This goes against everything we find holey.
Posted by: Sisters Zoot and Dingo at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (0+WqK)
They got real touchy about it.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
And many paid for it with their lives.
Sharkman gets it.
Wish I had that courage.
Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (JgA4k)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGczXkknl80
Not gonna watch it. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (aS1PU)
That whole island can sink into the North Sea for all I care.
.........
Let's capsize that bitch.
Posted by: wth - D- Ga. at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
if you're trying to trigger hunger pangs, I don't think it's working. I'm not in one of those periods of hunger. They come and go.
So why don't you just light up another Silly Cigarette and go visit Xanadu or whatever you Day Trippers do.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (PbpT7)
when you score a goal, you call your parents and disappoint them by
telling them about your life.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
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Did you see Kurt Schlichter's line about the Mueller report leaving Dems shamed, embarassed and disappointed - like the wives of the Fredocons on their wedding night?
That guy's got a gift.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Lindsey Graham (Miley's new senator, she's so proud.....) is talking about McCain and the Pee-pee Dossier:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6849237
Grahamnesty says it wasn't McStain who leaked it, but his staff that were the dirty birds.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory Of The Coming Of The Lord
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (SAhpk)
media advising them about the "credibility" of certain guests following
the Mueller report.
Schiff, Blumenthall, Swalwell, Nadler, Perez. . .
Oh, it's ON!
http://tinyurl.com/y6hqs9wr
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:34 PM
I wonder what it feels like to be called a worthless liar by the President of the United States, and the only thing you're holding in your defense is a bag of dicks. Actually, I don't wonder, so much as I'm glad it's not me.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (ju9gW)
Let's capsize that bitch.
Posted by: wth - D- Ga. at March 25, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
I heard you really like the pot, so. You know. Put some mayo on it.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)
Often we hang shelves. Because it's easy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ever at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (Brfdf)
Crowdstrike founder Alperovitch also has links with IC.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)
Aren't AoS Flame Wars usually on Friday?
Jack should be grateful that Teh Ewok didn't get annoyed with him on Rapey Tuesday...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (eXA4G)
Some day I hope to be roasted by ace
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)
I just realized that now that Mueller, Avanati and the MSM are going down in flames, we're beginning to eat our own.
Wake up people.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
I had carb dreams once
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 06:39 PM (NMAzL)
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Graham 2.0 was a hoot this morning. Played the whole "What if a Republican did all this crap?"
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Some day I hope to be roasted by ace
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)
I think I would cry. And I'm not a crier.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
You were the one who asked us to call you "Shelvey" in the first place, though...
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 06:14 PM
Did he ask that? Wow. I thought we were supposed to call him Gandhi.
in a cosmic coincidence, "gandhi" is peruvian for "shelvy".
Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
I had carb dreams once
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (dm05u)
Did you wake up with a wet pillow?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)
https://youtu.be/Im50XUXeb0I
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Some of our own needed eating. Darwinian Law.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (ju9gW)
Often we hang shelves. Because it's easy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (/tuJf)
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Easy like Sunday morning?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: batterup at March 25, 2019 06:33 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing, which is puzzling.
Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (0+WqK)
well it is from almost 40 years ago, but that is what I was told. A bunch of folks did it at bible college ... The Colon Cleanse ... they ate some kinda of green stuff. But that was the claim ... those little pockets of crud would absorb chems ... and it would sit in the corner off the instestine. The cleanse involved some eating I think, but lots of pooping, whichh is why it was discontinued as a group thing iirc. ha
but it was a definite claim ... and some were old druggies, more chemical than just smoking I think. kinda makes sense, but it is not exactly peer reviewed science.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (KP5rU)
Look at the membership of The Atlantic Council which was also very invested in Ukraine. Tons of ex-spooks including a bunch of US spooks. And Alperovitch.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (+S1Fy)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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You have a positive gift for prose.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)
You wake up without a pillow and severe constipation.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (JgA4k)
>>>this may be the day of enlightenment, or it may be the day when the old drugs in the nooks and crannies of the intestines get purged and cause a new high. (I've heard that really happens on things like "The colon Cleanse") But it can be a shitty experience.
>>>really? Are you making that up?
Honestly I've had the squirts here and there and I've pooped on occasion so I might have already gone through that, mostly.
Posted by: ace
remember HOUSE when in the episode they showed the computer graphic of how the foreign object the patient injested many years ago finally dislodged from its safe place and began wreaking mysterious havoc?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (uoqdk)
I just realized that now that Mueller, Avanati and the MSM are going down in flames, we're beginning to eat our own.
Wake up people.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (aS1PU)
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Jonah Goldberg could feed a whole village.
And probably should.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)
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All I want is for ace to get a PO box or a safehouse or something so I can mail him his cookbook before it decomposes under my bed. That's all I want.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (H4xk5)
I juat strew my stuff on the floor
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)
I think that is Cannibal Bob's gig, although if our host fasts anymore I could see him taking it up.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (odjO3)
>>Crowdstrike founder Alperovitch also has links with IC.
Look at the membership of The Atlantic Council which was also very
invested in Ukraine. Tons of ex-spooks including a bunch of US spooks.
And Alperovitch.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)
Yep. The Atlantic Council was briefed in the article I posted on the Ukraine thread.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
Those Filby and Hyss shelves from Ikea are know to be treacherous.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (nPGq2)
Both. It's where I store all the weed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (aXucN
Doesn't sound like he's got much use for a cookbook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (pUDQf)
Or, when on House, the patient ate something that dislodged something else stuck in the patient's system, setting off a mysterious and deadly reaction.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (uoqdk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (/tuJf)
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Easy like Sunday morning?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd
$39.00 Stanley laser level and stud finder.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Shelves are level and on stud.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (786Ro)
I am having clear liquids vodka
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (jp0Bv)
.........
LIDSMOKE!
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)
And I say that as an Anglophile.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (hLcxo)
I ate a lot of BEETS Saturday night. My poo is red today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (uoqdk)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)
There are theories that with rapid weight loss too many fat-soluble toxins absorbed over many years are released when the fat is metabolized, and the subject can become ill or have other unpleasant effects from the chemicals.
I have no idea whether it is true, or even studied rigorously.
But it sounds good, so what the hell!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (wYseH)
So JackStraw is the man in the boat?
Posted by: @JRandomMoron at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (0+WqK)
http://tinyurl.com/yxgbuyh6
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (pUDQf)
Or a place to put it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (SAhpk)
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Tell me more about this.
Posted by: Mrs. Jonah Goldberg at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)
Most of western civilization is, including the USA. Matter of time, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Fuchs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (pUDQf)
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Good point. However, we published it so long ago that he actually was still eating.
He could put it on his shelf. It might not make it fall down. Although it might.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (aXucN)
you know, you shouldn't smoke weed. I'm worried about you. extreme disinhibition + latent homosexual tendencies = Kevin Spacey backstage at a One Direction show
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
http://tinyurl.com/yxgbuyh6
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
Can it also be stupid shaming?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (JgA4k)
In actuality, the wages of sin in Christianity are still death. In that regard, the proscribed punishment for abomination in Christianity is actually death, much like Islam.
Of course in Christianity, the substitionary sacrifice of Christ demands that the sin debt for those born again through the Lord has been atoned for.
Islam varies in many ways, one of the most glaring being that the God of Israel has no covenant with his followers, as that would constrain God. Thusly, the promise from the Lord that he will never destroy us en masse (i.e. floods, fire and brimstone, etc) is not in effect and that the position of Messiah as intercessor is not active.
In as much as this is their position, Islam dictates that worldly governance and spiritual governance are the same standard and interchangeable.
So while the Christian still believes that death and destruction will come to those that sin, they hold that the Lord and not man will be the ultimate accountant, whereas in Islam it is still acceptable to deliver punishment on earth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (pUDQf)
Or a place to put it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX
I snort-chuckled.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (s+GLI)
Posted by: Skip
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Passwords, subtle hand gestures...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (CDGwz)
It's great:
. . .The issuance of these definitive findings comes after two years of Democrat leaders and others lying to the American people by vigorously and repeatedly claiming there was evidence of
collusion. They made many of these false claims, without evidence, on your airwaves.
The list of guests who made outlandish, false claims includes, but is not limited to: [Blumenthal, Schiff, Swalwell, Nadler, Perez, Brennan]
Moving forward, we ask that you employ basic journalistic standards when booking such guests
to appear anywhere in your universe of productions. You should begin by asking the basic
question:
"Does this guest warrant further appearances in our programming, given the outrageous and unsupported claims made in the past?"
At a minimum, if these guests do reappear, you should replay the prior statements and challenge
them to provide the evidence which prompted them to make the wild claims in the first place.
http://tinyurl.com/y5a4ath6
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (W+vEI)
Has Ace's spirit animal come to him during this fast?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:46 PM (JgA4k)
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Come to him or on him?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Is NeverTrump starting to turn on each other yet? Please, please let this start to happen.
Rather the flirt-fighting, I want to see the cucks start really slap-fighting each other.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (NMAzL)
http://tinyurl.com/yxgbuyh6
LOL
so much funnier than Jack's reefer madness
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
==
I've heard that about estrogen
fat stores estrogen, so during rapid weightloss a woman can get extra hormonal as the estrogen is released
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:49 PM (dm05u)
Roll up the cookbook and fit it into this cylinder. The bollard Hillary Clinton leaned on is hollow inside. Pull the top off and leave the cylinder inside next Tuesday and walk away. Just walk away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)
I juat strew my stuff on the floor
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM (dm05u)
..........
don't trip on your tchotchkes.
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 06:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (JgA4k)
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How about an old-fashioned, straight-up insult.
Like the old telegram: "Fvck You. Strong letter to follow."
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)
remember the movie VISION QUEST?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (uoqdk)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)
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I offered that too, when he was here in DC recording a podcast a while ago.
Believe you me, I've been trying everything I can think of for well over a year.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 06:44 PM
Ace most definitely agrees.
Posted by: Phas3 at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (0+WqK)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (s+GLI
Or every page is a picture of a glass of water.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (KP5rU)
http://tinyurl.com/yxgbuyh6
LOL
so much funnier than Jack's reefer madness
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM
I'll send tater bacon
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (OQO3S)
CNN says Carlson's gift of a dozen donuts sent to Tater is 'fat shamming'.
He didn't come to that conclusion until after he finished eating them.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (4e+hS)
Breathararian Ace is en fuego."
Given enough time Breatharian Ace would be crazier than Jim Comey on mescaline.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (hLcxo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)
got to project
6" iron pipe concrete filled bollards
pretty yellow covers
I pull 1 off and it is hollow, cannot see concrete
luckily my sidearm was at my hotel
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (pUDQf)
Fine granny. You go with that.
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2019 06:50 PM (OQO3S)
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Don't waste good bacon. Send him Hohos or Twinkies.
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (aXucN)
about you. extreme disinhibition + latent homosexual tendencies = Kevin
Spacey backstage at a One Direction show
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
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Or when Hanson played the NAMBLA convention.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)
So....anything interesting going on?
And wtf happened to JackStraw? Used to be such a nice young man.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (anwal)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (uEbPt)
CNN says Carlson's gift of a dozen donuts sent to Tater is 'fat shamming'.
He didn't come to that conclusion until after he finished eating them.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)
taters just lucky I did not fill them
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 06:53 PM (Rarvo)
Yikes, that's gotta hurt!
May he find comfort in a dozen bear claws.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:53 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:51 PM (4e+hS)
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Trump broke him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 06:53 PM (ffYR/)
*******
Trump allies await results of two internal probes that could expose Russia investigation backstory
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)
We could have a NAMBLA
get all Leviticus on their asses
Tell Jesus they died
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)
yes and I remember when you were just a leetle baby, Cochran! ah, happier days...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM
The usual. He put carrots in chili, and it's been a grand slalom toward perdition ever since.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (0+WqK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (4e+hS)
fluffy
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: kactus at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (nxru1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (4e+hS)
portly
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)
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Before you devote a single second to giving a fuck, remember this is the network that referred to the Tea Party as "teabaggers".
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2019 06:55 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (Rarvo)
PAH! Foolishness! I'm still a young man. Why I've only been commenting here for.....uhhh..........shit. A long time.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 06:55 PM (anwal)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2019 06:54 PM (4e+hS)
husky
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 06:55 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (ju9gW)
He was going to share some more details about how Five Eyes colluded with Brennan to oust Trump . . . but then he got high.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 06:52 PM (anwal)
Marijuana is a gateway drug to Mets fandom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (wYseH)
I just realized that now that Mueller, Avanati and the MSM are going down in flames, we're beginning to eat our own.
Wake up people.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2019 06:42 PM (aS1PU)
Buuuuuuuurrrrrpppppp!.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM
Never get high on your own supply.
Posted by: El Beagoodchapo at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (0+WqK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (wYseH)
Now that's the damn truth. Better meth than Mets.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (anwal)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:57 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (wYseH)
Whew! Glad I never partook. What a wasted life.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (t6MX/)
You wake up without a pillow and severe constipation.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
The trouble with a down pillow is that it goes down.
Posted by: Mike Lindell at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 06:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM
It's like Reno, which is so close to Hell you can see Sparks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (0+WqK)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)
I'd say big-boned, but 'tub of goo' someone mentioned above is right.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM
I've been smoking refer for longer than I remember (which is usually only as far as last week anyway), but I assure you I have never rooted for a National League team. Ever.
Okay, there was that time in the early 90's when I had a very brief fling with the Braves, but never since then!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (t6MX/)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 06:55 PM (anwal)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtE4V6YxKZ8
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (+S1Fy)
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (oiNtH)
stored in the fat kinda makes sense as well, then metabolized out? I don't do biochem.
but I do think people have stuff in bends in their intestines ... and colon. That is where the bacteria and other ??? live, essential to our health. People are taking the probiotics to get the "good bacteria" in the little populations. So it isn't just one smooth tube ... there are bends and folds ... especially if there is fat squeezing everything.
Surely an expert will tell us soon ... but that is what "detox" is partly about ... removing toxins, not just the mental habit.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Well, we really don't have "choices".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (FhXTo)
Contact high.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 25, 2019 07:01 PM (afjNA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 25, 2019 07:01 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2019 06:56 PM (wYseH)
Hey how you liking Luke Voit? I was soooo pissed when the Cards got rid of him Barely got a chance...he was great when he did play!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BCochran1981
So you're a Methican American?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (SAhpk)
To this day nobody has investigated Obama for Russian collusion even though he was caught live on-mic whispering to Medvedev about flexibility after his re-election.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk
He thought he was talking to Michael Medved.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (aKsyK)
Yeah I can just see him, mumbling "bastard" spraying donut crumbs and powdered sugar, his face white except the tracks of his tears and jelly spattered all down his chest
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM
I rate this statement True.
Posted by: Richard Gere at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (0+WqK)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 06:59 PM (ePWRo)
Hahahahahahhaa. Asshole.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (anwal)
Like your father's gold watch?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Creepy. Doll/Anime-faced Asian bodybuilder chick with ripped bod:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6846897
DM is pissing me off -- they're getting ads through the adblocker on the individual story pages. Main page doesn't seem to do it.
It's some ad block detection scripts that load some alternate code that get around it when it detects an adblocker running.
The adblocking arms race is getting out of hand.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (NMAzL)
Surely an expert will tell us soon ... but that is what "detox" is partly about ... removing toxins, not just the mental habit.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (Cus5s)
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Eat more sauerkraut.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2019 07:04 PM (ePWRo)
Pudgy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2019 07:07 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 06:40 PM (/tuJf)
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Easy like Sunday morning?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd
$39.00 Stanley laser level and stud finder.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Shelves are level and on stud.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 06:45 PM (SAhpk)
If you have lathe and plaster or gyp lathe and plaster, get the Franklin Sensors one.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 25, 2019 07:15 PM (di1hb)
I am now a JackStrawkin.
also, "Surely an expert will tell us soon ... but that is what "detox" is partly about ... removing toxins, not just the mental habit.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 07:00 PM (Cus5s)"
Not an medical man, but the word "Toxins" means nothing in the medical sense.
It's made-up BS.
You wanna shake up all those little critters in your gut? Go run a mile. Do some situps.
Posted by: West at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2019 07:18 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 07:03 PM (NMAzL)
uBlock Origin is the current go to adblocker, in the settings try to enable extra optional filters to deal with anti-adblock popups.
Unfortunately the anti-adblock has been getting better rapidly, since they have a significant financial stake. You would think that the people who go so far out of their way to strip ads would be of no value to the advertizers, but they're still stuck in internet dark age metrics for ad payouts.
Posted by: Sjg at March 25, 2019 07:24 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: pst314 at March 25, 2019 07:34 PM (iRbDn)
Posted by: aka Ed Snate at March 25, 2019 09:23 PM (V8wN6)
Would not be surprised if the LIVs say that this is proof there are two justice systems.
Posted by: Anonymous Gerbil at March 25, 2019 10:42 PM (19Cvz)
It's like lacrosse, but you pass by "hacking," and when you score a goal, you call your parents and disappoint them by telling them about your life.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Sheesh. Vintage ace.
Posted by: m at March 26, 2019 04:31 AM (OMgAl)
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