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The Morning Rant

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"Ladies and gentlemen I give you the progressive left: 2000: 'George Bush is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe. Dick Cheney is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe.' 2008: 'John McCain is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe. Sarah Palin is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe.' 2012: 'Mitt Romney is a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, and a homophobe.' 2016: 'Wait, how did an awful man like Donald Trump ever get elected?'"




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Bottoms Up:

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Nothing New Under the Sun:

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(h/t Babalublog)



The Pout:

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(click for bigger pout)



And For the 'Ettes, A Good Man:

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Wedbesday's celebs: Riya Sen (Bollywood) and Kurt Russell.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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(click for bigger shoes)



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Surf and Turf:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:23 AM




Comments

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1 first?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 11:23 AM (XSSCs)

2 Gorilla time.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 11:23 AM (0OFnd)

3 Yikes, that Cuba propaganda is similar to what we're hearing today.

Womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

4 Brigette Bardot and Tim Tebow w/ some chick.

Posted by: Tired meme repeater at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (fqUgw)

5 TEBOW

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

6 The guy is Tom Tebow. The chick is my future ex wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (5UfE7)

7 Seafood and steak, idk.


Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (dy5uS)

8 mmm want that lunch

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (dm05u)

9 Enough about the 'ette eyecandy, who's that with him? Dang.

Posted by: Gaff at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jPS2y)

10 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

And Bardot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)

11 Top ten.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (t6MX/)

12 Tim Tebow

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (5UfE7)

13 Loser.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (t6MX/)

14 So turns out CNN was right that Mueller is turning in his report this week four weeks ago, because now it is being reported that he may be closing up shop in 6 weeks.

Seriously, why would anyone call them fake news?

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (9VeU0)

15 6 The guy is Tom Tebow. The chick is my future ex wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:24 AM (5UfE7)

I didn't know you were a prophet.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (dy5uS)

16 Is that the Bardot pout?
And I think the non-chick is Tebow

Guy got robbed but sure didn't quit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (Ot6OZ)

17 Tim Tebow is marrying a Miss Universe.

That seems right.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (9VeU0)

18 I'm hungry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (iCClr)

19 my morning rant


I see Ace covered the McCain insanity last night. I turn on Fox today and what are they discussing? McCain... blah blah blah.

There is an ENTIRE INDUSTRY devoted to destroying Reagan's (really good name). Today. People devoted to creating fake history. Trashing his name. Guess what? He's dead too. Nah, he wasn't a POW, and nobody took that away from McCain. It's all bs. In the end McCain let the country down.

He's was a politician and we are allowed to trash the crap he pulled as a politician. We are allowed to point out his lying and temper tantrums and childish obsessions. Trump is a narcissist? McCain wasn't? He kissed the news cameras every chance he got.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:25 AM (vEIlU)

20 previous Twitter link goes to video of Montreal priest getting stabbed on live tv mass broadcast

stabber is very tall skinny white guy with beard (Eastern European?)

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (dm05u)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

22 I worked 40 years for Michelin.....you guys ever spent much time around the French?

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (ykq7q)

23 Bardot. Yowza. And Tim Tebow with his smokin' wife. Is he still playing beisbol?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

24 Why ruin a good steak with all those vegetables?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (7HtZB)

25 Last week's entry was far more appealing. I don't like that picture of Le Bardot.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (wW03z)

26 Hmm, today's shoe pr0n didn't come out of an issue of Ladies Home Journal from the 1890's. Very nice, OM.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (4knXT)

27 Speaking of steak, going to Smith and Wollensky's tonight. Should be great, I've had steak from them in Boston and Vegas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (Ot6OZ)

28 Bar-DOT is hot!

Bar-DOH is SO . . . hot.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (+fPHo)

29 Teebow could do better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (iCClr)

30 I had heard that Tim Tebow made a movie and married some hot model.

Good for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (AzW6q)

31 Tebow is a remarkable man. On my list of the five most interesting people I'd like to have lunch with.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (0tfLf)

32 >>. . .He's was a politician and we are allowed to trash the crap he pulled as a politician. We are allowed to point out his lying and temper tantrums and childish obsessions. Trump is a narcissist? McCain wasn't? He kissed the news cameras every chance he got.



Righteous rant, artisanal 'ette!

Funny the MSM has no recollection of TFG trashing W. at every opportunity, blaming all of his own failures on BOOSH!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

33

The Pout is wearing a cross.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (vEIlU)

34 22 I worked 40 years for Michelin.....you guys ever spent much time around the French?
Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (ykq7q)

Bah. Stoopeed Americain.

Posted by: Ze Franch at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

35 Beautiful women... The 'Pouty' look... Hubba-hubba!!!

Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (HgfgT)

36 Tebow got married?

Posted by: dantesed at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (88xKn)

37 Teebow could do better.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (iCClr

------

Dude, she's Miss Universe...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)

38 Tebow is a remarkable man. On my list of the five most interesting people I'd like to have lunch with.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (0tfLf)


I'm betting he'd call it "breaking bread."

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

39 Tebow is a remarkable man. On my list of the five most interesting people I'd like to have lunch with.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (0tfLf)



Are you limiting this to living people?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (4knXT)

40 I worked 40 years for Michelin


Tires or restaurants?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

41

Castro Is Not a Communist or a Dupe

https://tinyurl.com/yyyhaegm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (aKsyK)

42 What's this about a priest being stabbed during Mass?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (7HtZB)

43

We had the surf last night.
Tonight is turf.

Spaghetti with meat sauce, including Italian sausage. Working on it...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (vEIlU)

44 Shoes. Another example of how OMuse loves the 'ettes. He gives us dresses on Saturdays, and now shoes today. Mwah.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (aXucN)

45 Bah. Stoopeed Americain.

Posted by: Ze Franch at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

yeah, that too

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (ykq7q)

46 @AdamPiersen 59 minutes ago

Illinois Court rules Firearm Owner Identification Card requirement Unconstitutional. Given there is Supreme Court precedent to support this decision things are about to get very interesting in Illinois.


I'll be damned....

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (cF8AT)

47 >>previous Twitter link goes to video of Montreal priest getting stabbed on live tv mass broadcast

stabber is very tall skinny white guy with beard (Eastern European?)
- - -

As if they needed a trigger, I'm guessing the jihadis are nonetheless amping things up because of NZ.
This does not bode well.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

48 NOT FAIR!

It's Friday during Lent. I can't eat meat. and that steak looks amazeballs......


oh, wait.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (d7Ww2)

49 37 Teebow could do better.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (iCClr

------

Dude, she's Miss Universe...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)

Why not Miss Multiverse?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (7HtZB)

50 20
previous Twitter link goes to video of Montreal priest getting stabbed on live tv mass broadcast



stabber is very tall skinny white guy with beard (Eastern European?)

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (dm05u)
A suggestion for all the church-going morons: Talk to your minister about hosting a CRASE course. Reach out to your local LEO (I know many are skeptical of them, but this training will give good info) and invite them to come teach this class.Attacks on our houses of worship are only going to become more frequent. We need to learn how to protect ourselves, our loved ones, and our fellow brothers sisters in faith. And if you can't carry in church, learn what to look for around you that can be weaponized (hint: fire extinguishers make excellent "bell ringers").I organized one within my Parish and seriously am considering doing another one this summer/fall.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

51 twatter link to montreal stabbing thread

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/
1109106814615015429

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (dm05u)

52 Brigette Bardot: Hate monger.
-- The French

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (aS1PU)

53 Tires or restaurants?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

tire manufacturing

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (ykq7q)

54 Being ill is not an ideal condition.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (AB9tT)

55 The true conservatives at Bullshit Bulwark explain socialism:

https://bit.ly/2TshODI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

56 Although the steak on a Friday in Lent is making me sad.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (aXucN)

57 >>What's this about a priest being stabbed during Mass?


Scroll down for details:

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

58 previous Twitter link goes to video of Montreal priest getting stabbed on live tv mass broadcast

stabber is very tall skinny white guy with beard (Eastern European?)


Walker Lindh?

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

59 40 I worked 40 years for Michelin




Tires or restaurants?
Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

that's what i'd like to know....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (0O7c5)

60 Montreal stabbing sounds like one of them yuffamisms.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (xfb67)

61 Fun Fact: The Michelin Guide started out as an offshoot of the tire business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (4knXT)

62 is the pouter Bridget Bardot?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (dm05u)

63 Waiter, there are bugs on my steak!

Seriously, that picture makes me want to hurl. Don't care for arthropods.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (MckAV)

64 to the tune of "Timothy Leary"...

John McCain is dead;
no, no, he's out there, looking in.

oh wait scratch that, he's really dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)

65 47 >>previous Twitter link goes to video of Montreal priest getting stabbed on live tv mass broadcast

stabber is very tall skinny white guy with beard (Eastern European?)
- - -

As if they needed a trigger, I'm guessing the jihadis are nonetheless amping things up because of NZ.
This does not bode well.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

Buy a gun, carry it.

Email me if you need suggestions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 22, 2019 11:32 AM (Ot6OZ)

66 Cuba Che Cabanas Con Cortez Caramba Coca Cola Con Carne Cucks Caribbean consenseuela congress.............

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 11:32 AM (5IHGB)

67 learn what to look for around you that can be weaponized (hint: fire extinguishers make excellent "bell ringers").I organized one within my Parish and seriously am considering doing another one this summer/fall.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

When welcoming in the vestibule, I always stayed within reach of the brass candlestick holders.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 11:32 AM (0OFnd)

68 Funny the MSM has no recollection of TFG trashing W. at every opportunity, blaming all of his own failures on BOOSH!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)


Remember Bush on a stake in Game of Thrones?
Assassination movies for how many gop President's now?
The video Snoop Wipe did actually acting out shooting our current POTUS?

Please.

Obama and his little monster troop spying on Trump's campaign?

The coup?! The coup!

Please.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (vEIlU)

69 46
@AdamPiersen 59 minutes ago



Illinois Court rules Firearm Owner Identification Card requirement
Unconstitutional. Given there is Supreme Court precedent to support this
decision things are about to get very interesting in Illinois.





I'll be damned....

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (cF8AT)

Not familiar with who this is, but he also posted this below. Interesting ideas:


My proposal for a compromise:

Enacting a voluntary, free, open to the public NICS portal.

In exchange for:

- National Reciprocity
- Removing suppressors, short barreled rifles shotguns from the NFA.

Bump stocks ( only Bump stocks) for:

- Repeal of Hughes Act.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

70 Waiter, there are bugs on my steak!

Seriously, that picture makes me want to hurl. Don't care for arthropods.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (MckAV)



SHUT.

YOUR.

MOUF.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (4knXT)

71 Tebow is a remarkable man. On my list of the five most interesting people I'd like to have lunch with.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:27 AM (0tfLf)


Are you limiting this to living people?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

******

Yes. Otherwise a pretty one-sided conversation.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (Ih4ii)

72 Did you see where Fox called Ocrazio Cotits "Cortez" and she lost her fucking mind?

Said you CAN'T call her "Cortez."

Really? America, bitch. I can call you whatever the fuck I damn well please.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

73 Is that Bardot?
Wowza.
The years have not been kind to her, however.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (RLiOt)

74 Bernadette Peters is my guess.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (t6MX/)

75
Although the steak on a Friday in Lent is making me sad.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM


A little known fact, probably not applicable to a 29 year old like yourself, is that at 60 years of age the prohibition no longer applies.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (jYje5)

76 44 Shoes. Another example of how OMuse loves the 'ettes. He gives us dresses on Saturdays, and now shoes today. Mwah.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (aXucN)


OM knows what the ladies like...

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (D7whz)

77 67
learn what to look for around you that can be weaponized (hint: fire
extinguishers make excellent "bell ringers").I organized one within my
Parish and seriously am considering doing another one this summer/fall.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)



When welcoming in the vestibule, I always stayed within reach of the brass candlestick holders.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 11:32 AM (0OFnd)

We are trying to revitalize the "greeter" ministry and I'm trying to impress upon our Deacon that we need to include this training. Not there yet, still working on the "welcoming" part.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (jxbfJ)

78 my morning rant


I see Ace covered the McCain insanity last night. I turn on Fox today and what are they discussing? McCain... blah blah blah.

There is an ENTIRE INDUSTRY devoted to destroying Reagan's (really good name). Today. People devoted to creating fake history. Trashing his name. Guess what? He's dead too. Nah, he wasn't a POW, and nobody took that away from McCain. It's all bs. In the end McCain let the country down.

He's was a politician and we are allowed to trash the crap he pulled as a politician. We are allowed to point out his lying and temper tantrums and childish obsessions. Trump is a narcissist? McCain wasn't? He kissed the news cameras every chance he got.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
..............

Everything you say about McCain is true.

But so what? He's dead. Trump looks like an idiot trashing a dead man.. for no reason.

There's a phrase that has come down through the centuries.. Do not speak ill of the dead..

De mortuis nihil nisi bonum and De mortuis nil nisi bene [dicendum] ("Of the dead, [say] nothing but good")

It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead.

Because the soulless Dems do it of Reagan, etc. does not make it acceptable.

/rant off

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)

79 Spaghetti with meat sauce, including Italian sausage. Working on it...

You have all kinds of polarizing issues, whether aborting nine-pound fetusus vs sanity, 'gender identity' vs sanity, 'twelve years to save the planet' vs sanity...to which you can of course add

little skinny spaghetti vs REAL NOODLES.

We're a bucatini house.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (8erNz)

80 72 Did you see where Fox called Ocrazio Cotits "Cortez" and she lost her fucking mind?

Said you CAN'T call her "Cortez."

Really? America, bitch. I can call you whatever the fuck I damn well please.

And it's a lie... They didn't do it... I read that when she was in college she went by Sandy Cortez

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

81 Are you limiting this to living people?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

******

Yes. Otherwise a pretty one-sided conversation.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:33 AM (Ih4ii)


LOL. That was some low-hanging fruit right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (4knXT)

82 I wouldna pout her outta my bed unless the rent was due..............

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (5IHGB)

83 Re: Montreal attack, they may label him a crazy but we should brace for LOTS of revenge attacks after the Christchurch massacre. It's the Muslim way.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

84 63 Waiter, there are bugs on my steak!

Seriously, that picture makes me want to hurl. Don't care for arthropods. "

You would have loved the soft shelled crab po-boy I had in New Iberia. It looked like some kind of giant fried bug stuck between two halves of a loaf, with multiple legs hanging off each side. And as the Cajun's would say "oh bro, dat tasted GOOD!! 'specially wit dat spicy remoulade on top."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

85 That was my guess until I moused over the image and saw "bardot38."
Moar coffee.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 11:35 AM (t6MX/)

86 Oh, and I found out Tebow got hitched because they had him on local Denver news to promote his new movie, and all he did the whole time was yammer about how great his new wife is, and didn't promote the movie at all.

Lucky lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

87 Trump never randomly trashes anyone dead or alive

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (dm05u)

88 A suggestion for all the church-going morons: Talk
to your minister about hosting a CRASE course.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

I got added to the security team at my new church last Sunday.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (tOP4K)

89 Skrimp. I usedta like skrimps. Been a long time since I consumed bottom-feeding bugs. Sigh! Lobsters...

Who dis gal, who dat guy, shoe pr0n, food pr0n. Not complaining, just noting: for a rant routine, that's really kind-of an odd combo. I mean, it'd be as silly as having a chess thread feature dresses, or a book thread criticizing pants.... Oh.. um... oh, yeah. Carry on.

Posted by: mindful webworker - this space intentionally left bland at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (w46Mb)

90 84 63 Waiter, there are bugs on my steak!

Seriously, that picture makes me want to hurl. Don't care for arthropods. "

You would have loved the soft shelled crab po-boy I had in New Iberia. It looked like some kind of giant fried bug stuck between two halves of a loaf, with multiple legs hanging off each side. And as the Cajun's would say "oh bro, dat tasted GOOD!! 'specially wit dat spicy remoulade on top."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

In South America they eat tarantulas.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (dy5uS)

91 It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead.

Because the soulless Dems do it of Reagan, etc. does not make it acceptable.

/rant off
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)

Meh. I'll take the bad with all the good.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (0OFnd)

92 you guys ever spent much time around the French?

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (ykq7q)

Yup. Lots of French relatives.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (wYseH)

93 62 is the pouter Bridget Bardot?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (dm05u)


Oui, madame.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (D7whz)

94

KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - Two American service members were killed during an operation in Afghanistan on Friday, the U.S. and NATO forces said, providing no other details on the combat deaths.

The fatalities, which bring to four the number of U.S. soldiers killed so far this year in Afghanistan, underscore the difficulties in bringing peace to the war-wrecked country even as Washington has stepped up efforts to find a way to end the 17-year war, America's longest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)

95 And it's a lie... They didn't do it... I read that when she was in college she went by Sandy Cortez
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)


What? She LIED!?? No fucking way........Cotits LIED??!

Stop the world. We all must get off......Shits all crazy up in here.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

96 A little known fact, probably not applicable to a 29 year old like yourself, is that at 60 years of age the prohibition no longer applies.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (jYje5)
---------

You're right, on both counts, but even when I reach that age I'll still abstain from meat and fast because it's good for me, spiritually. Even though I just complained about it .

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (aXucN)

97 >>It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead.

No, it's not.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

98 Because the soulless Dems do it of Reagan, etc. does not make it acceptable.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)

Yes...by all means...lose with honor!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (wYseH)

99 88
A suggestion for all the church-going morons: Talk

to your minister about hosting a CRASE course.




Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)
I got added to the security team at my new church last Sunday.


Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (tOP4K)
Thank you and God Bless you for stepping up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)

100 learn what to look for around you that can be weaponized (hint: fire extinguishers make excellent "bell ringers").I organized one within my Parish and seriously am considering doing another one this summer/fall.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


FINALLY! Someone else realizes a field expedient weapon.

They also will choke a bitch out when they get a face full of powder spray.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (5UfE7)

101
G'morn rons and ettes.

Whom have we pissed off today, hmmm???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (8XRCm)

102 You would have loved the soft shelled crab po-boy I had in New Iberia. It looked like some kind of giant fried bug stuck between two halves of a loaf, with multiple legs hanging off each side. And as the Cajun's would say "oh bro, dat tasted GOOD!! 'specially wit dat spicy remoulade on top."

My Asian relatives can produce a ten-pound mound of sea-bug shells in one dinner sitting.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (8erNz)

103 Never understood the Tebow hate.

He seems to be a pretty righteous dude.

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (QGdDN)

104 Hmm, today's shoe pr0n didn't come out of an issue of Ladies Home Journal from the 1890's. Very nice, OM.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (4knXT)


I like women's shoes from the 1890s. Especially all the little buttons.

https://tinyurl.com/yxfuxtrc

Or nice tight laces.

https://tinyurl.com/y552qj6z

Or heels.

https://tinyurl.com/y2be9f5p

**deep, longing sigh**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (Ki5SV)

105 Stalin is dead and everyone speaks ill of him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (xfb67)

106 63
Waiter, there are bugs on my steak!



Seriously, that picture makes me want to hurl. Don't care for arthropods.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (MckAV)

Waiter, can I have his bugs?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (t6MX/)

107 87 Trump never randomly trashes anyone dead or alive

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (dm05u)


Trump never starts fights, he just finishes them.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM (D7whz)

108 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)
there is a method to his behaviour....my gut is telling me that when the deep state stuff is release....there will be parts that link mccain in a grander scale than what we've seen so far....but...quite frankly....what i already know about mccain....i'm quite comfortable with the continued beating of his dead corpse....the damage he has done to this country by reaching across the aisle on KEY votes......is a national disgrace

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM (0O7c5)

109 Tebow's still in the Mets organization, yes? Any chance we'll see him in the Show this season?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM (T9LN5)

110 103 Never understood the Tebow hate.

He seems to be a pretty righteous dude.
Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (QGdDN)

He kneeled before footba games!
That's unacceptable!!!!!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM (dm05u)

111 75
Although the steak on a Friday in Lent is making me sad.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM

A little known fact, probably not applicable to a 29 year old like yourself, is that at 60 years of age the prohibition no longer applies.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (jYje5)

That's for fasting on Ash Wednesday & Good Friday, not abstaining from meat. Every Catholic is expected to abstain on Fridays in Lent.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

112 Never understood the Tebow hate.

He seems to be a pretty righteous dude.
Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (QGdDN)


The Dems booed God at their national convention.........

Tebow gives all the glory to God.

1+1 = ........

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

113 In South America they eat tarantulas.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:36 AM (dy5uS)


In Soviet Union tarantulas eat you.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (aS1PU)

114 Stalin is dead and everyone speaks ill of him.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (xfb67)



Pffft.

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (4knXT)

115 Trump never starts fights, he just finishes them.

Yup, and as usual the media went all ballistic over trumps remarks about McCain yet it is they who asked him

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

116 >>Tebow's still in the Mets organization, yes? Any chance we'll see him in the Show this season?

It's the Mets. Of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (/tuJf)

117 86 Oh, and I found out Tebow got hitched because they had him on local Denver news to promote his new movie, and all he did the whole time was yammer about how great his new wife is, and didn't promote the movie at all.

Lucky lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

That'll wear thin quickly. Not a good sign for their relationship. Very blue pill/beta tendency.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (dy5uS)

118 103 Never understood the Tebow hate.

He seems to be a pretty righteous dude.
Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (QGdDN)

That's why there's the hate.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (7HtZB)

119 Scroll down for details:

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)



horrible.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (vEIlU)

120 Love Tebow and his charity work..his lady is south african, I think. And very involved with his causes as well.

Their kids are going to be gorgeous.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (a0IVu)

121 100
learn what to look for around you that can be weaponized (hint: fire extinguishers make excellent "bell ringers").I organized one within my Parish and seriously am considering doing another one this summer/fall.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed





FINALLY! Someone else realizes a field expedient weapon.



They also will choke a bitch out when they get a face full of powder spray.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (5UfE7)
Scary thing is to ask any parishioner where they are. Most people don't have a clue. I'm also trying to add more to our church -- not only for fire safety but also for defensive purposes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (jxbfJ)

122 103 Never understood the Tebow hate.

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (QGdDN)


Oh, I do. He's a Christian man who doesn't hide his faith under a rock.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (D7whz)

123 Every Catholic is not supposed to molest altar boys too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xfb67)

124
Why ruin a good steak with all those vegetables?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (7HtZB)









But they're FAST vegetables.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (veoSD)

125 105 Stalin is dead and everyone speaks ill of him.

Please advise me on who is speaking ill of Stalin. They need to get on Seamus' list so Momentum can go have a conversation with them.

Posted by: Jeremy Corbyn at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (8erNz)

126 >>Re: Montreal attack, they may label him a crazy but we should brace for LOTS of revenge attacks after the Christchurch massacre. It's the Muslim way.


Attack during church service 1 week after NZ attack on mosque during service. Yeah, it's revenge.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

127 POUT TIME for the yellow vestments en Sud De France


BarDe door monsewer....

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (5IHGB)

128 91 It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead.
Because the soulless Dems do it of Reagan, etc. does not make it acceptable.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)

So talk to us about Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)

129 @64 Actually "Legend of a Mind," but since McCain never had one...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (AB9tT)

130 Re: Priest stabbing, if it turns out the perp is a Mohammedan, the story, if reported at all, will be described as a one-off, and one of those things we have to expect in large metropolitan areas. We can absorb it, right Barky?!

Posted by: Old Dude at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (LGXGf)

131
Never understood the Tebow hate.

-----

Because he's one of those icky conservatives that actully believes in the imaginary man in the sky.

For this.... they shall ruin him.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

132 Trump never starts fights, he just finishes them.

Yup, and as usual the media went all ballistic over trumps remarks about McCain yet it is they who asked him
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)


I think he brought it up first on his own once he saw the report that showed the McCain did (factually) have a hand in the dossier hand off to the FuB

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (vEIlU)

133 Did you see where Fox called Ocrazio Cotits "Cortez" and she lost her fucking mind?

"..but ya doesn't has to call me Johnson"

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (NpvYf)

134 "Illinois Court rules Firearm Owner Identification Card requirement

Unconstitutional."

that's great news ... hope it results in an end to the nonsense. Mine is good till 2022 I think, but what happens when Chicago Fascists just say NO? It is a hoop that shouldn't have to be jumped through, an impediment to self defense rights.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (Cus5s)

135 "Ladies and gentlemen I give you the progressive left: 2000: 'George Bush is a racist,...2016: 'Wait, how did an awful man like Donald Trump ever get elected?'"

No, no, Mr. Gorilla Pundit. All the previous, dead or out of power Republicans weren't as bad as they said at the time, and would be much more preferable to the current out of touch maniac extremist in the White House.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (CpxFF)

136 No, it's not.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

---------

Salvador Allende was cock knocker and he got what was comin' to him.

Benedict Arnold was a damned traitor.

I'm glad the Ceausescus were summarily shot.

And John McCain is a slimeball who's in Hell where he belongs, even if he didn't get what he had comin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

137 123
Every Catholic is not supposed to molest altar boys too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xfb67)
Christians aren't supposed to sin, yet here we are.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (jxbfJ)

138 >>So talk to us about Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.

Or Ted frigging Kennedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

139 123 Every Catholic is not supposed to molest altar boys too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xfb67)

Oh, sick burn!

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (7HtZB)

140 Re: Montreal attack, they may label him a crazy but we should brace for LOTS of revenge attacks after the Christchurch massacre. It's the Muslim way.


Attack during church service 1 week after NZ attack on mosque during service. Yeah, it's revenge.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)


I'm guessing they're just hiding the fact that the prick yelled "aloha snackbar" before stabbing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

141 130 Re: Priest stabbing, if it turns out the perp is a Mohammedan, the story, if reported at all, will be described as a one-off, and one of those things we have to expect in large metropolitan areas. We can absorb it, right Barky?!

Notice what happened to the story of the muslim who shot up the train in Holland last week.... gone

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

142 No bringing up religion here, please.

It's the worst idea of all time and no one is gonna feel comfortable talking about cucks, titties and such on a thread involving religion.

or so I've been told.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (TnkfX)

143 "But so what? He's dead. Trump looks like an idiot trashing a dead man.. for no reason. "

It wasn't for no reason. It was recently published in court documents that McCain was the one shopping the dossier. (we all knew it but it's now official).

THAT'S why Trump brought him up.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

144 ]
"..but ya doesn't has to call me Johnson"
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (NpvYf)


Well. Played.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

145 Attack during church service 1 week after NZ attack on mosque during service. Yeah, it's revenge.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)


How do you distinguish a revenge attack from the baseline background noise of muslim attacks on westerners that we've all gotten accustomed to?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (4knXT)

146 He's a Christian man who doesn't hide his faith under a rock.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at March 22, 2019 11:39 AM (D7whz)

Sadly, it's really just this simple.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (wYseH)

147 It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


I'm Deplorable. Hillary said so. What else ya got?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (5UfE7)

148 I meant it rhetorical, about the Tebow Hate.

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (QGdDN)

149 I think he brought it up first on his own once he saw the report that showed the McCain did (factually) have a hand in the dossier hand off to the FuB

I stand corrected

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

150
That's for fasting on Ash Wednesday & Good Friday, not abstaining from meat. Every Catholic is expected to abstain on Fridays in Lent.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM


Canon 1252: All persons who have completed their fourteenth year are bound by the law of abstinence; all adults are bound by the law of fast up to the beginning of their sixtieth year. Nevertheless, pastors and parents are to see to it that minors who are not bound by the law of fast and abstinence are educated in an authentic sense of penance.

https://www.catholic.org/lent/abfast.php

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (jYje5)

151 >56
Although the steak on a Friday in Lent is making me sad.



Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM (aXucN)



Come to the Friday fish fry with us tonight. One of the very best things in WI.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (sjdRT)

152 Did you see where Fox called Ocrazio Cotits "Cortez" and she lost her fucking mind?

----

Fine.

Hereforetoday and henceforth forever more, she shall be named......

........ "Pinata Tits"

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (8XRCm)

153 "..but ya doesn't has to call me Johnson"
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:40 AM (NpvYf)


Raymond J. Johnson Jr. -- That bit cracked me up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (aS1PU)

154 97 >>It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead."

You know what's socially inappropriate, Trebek? What your mother said to me in bed last week! HA!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 22, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

155 And John McCain is a slimeball who's in Hell where he belongs, even if he didn't get what he had comin'.

We have this problem with politicians who seem unable to quit. I'd like to be able to speak ill of Feinstein before she kicks.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:43 AM (8erNz)

156 >>It wasn't for no reason. It was recently published in court documents that McCain was the one shopping the dossier. (we all knew it but it's now official).

Just the tip of the iceberg of what McCain was up to.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

157 Also, McCain with his lame "thumbs down" vote on Obamacare prevented him from fulfilling a campaign promises. Although, I suspect a few other GOP only voted yes because they knew McCain would vote no.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 11:43 AM (xfb67)

158 Did you see where Fox called Ocrazio Cotits "Cortez" and she lost her fucking mind?



Again?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 11:44 AM (5UfE7)

159 150
That's for fasting on Ash Wednesday & Good Friday, not abstaining from meat. Every Catholic is expected to abstain on Fridays in Lent.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:38 AM

Canon 1252: All persons who have completed their fourteenth year are bound by the law of abstinence; all adults are bound by the law of fast up to the beginning of their sixtieth year. Nevertheless, pastors and parents are to see to it that minors who are not bound by the law of fast and abstinence are educated in an authentic sense of penance.

https://www.catholic.org/lent/abfast.php
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (jYje5)

Exactly, 14 & older abstain.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

160
Raymond J. Johnson Jr. -- That bit cracked me up.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (aS1PU)


Son of Svengoolie on Chicago TV used it with an animated skull named Zalmond T. Tombstone Jr.

"You can call me Ray. You can call me Ray Jay. You can call me Ray Jay Jay.......but ya doesn't have ta call me Tombstone....."

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

161 159 Did you see where Fox called Ocrazio Cotits "Cortez" and she lost her fucking mind?

Objection. Assuming the existence of something not in evidence to lose.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (8erNz)

162 >>How do you distinguish a revenge attack from the baseline background noise of muslim attacks on westerners that we've all gotten accustomed to?


Who can?

Just noticing the similarities fly in the face of what we all know will be said about this by the MSM, etc.: lone wolf, crazy dude, nothing to see here move along.

That is, unless they decide to use it for more groveling to muslims. "See what white hatred made them do?"


Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

163 wasn't McCain also one of the guys behind the IRS push to hammer Tea Party groups?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (dm05u)

164 Come to the Friday fish fry with us tonight. One of the very best things in WI.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 22, 2019 11:42 AM (sjdRT)
----------

I would love that. But I'll be making haddock here at home, New England style, which means butter and bread crumbs and lemon juice. Yum.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (aXucN)

165 I made a comment about religion giving a foundation to society to curb violence and an atheist reasonably pointed out that he didn't need religion to know that murder or rape were wrong. This is true. It's not as though a religious moral code has no relationship to real life, after all, and an observant person can determine that murder and rape are wrong by viewing the consequences. The bulk of the 10 commandments are practical... it doesn't hurt God if you spend all of your time in envy and covetousness, it hurts YOU.

Tangentally related, saw a stupid argument about how people don't come naturally to violence, that the US military had to change their training to get soldiers to actually shoot people... which they did. But the woman (in this case) who was making the argument was doing so as if the reluctance of highly socialized devout protestant farm boys to shoot people was not vigorously inculcated but was... the default neutral state of humans.

No... murder and rape are the default. Violence is the default. Boys raised in a culture that was overwhelmingly religious and who mostly attended religious training themselves from babyhood onward, and if they didn't, everyone else in their community did anyway...

Well, all religions aren't equal but Crenshaw is right... there's a bedrock laid down and that's where it comes from.

People who think that they can dismantle (and should!) the bedrock of our moral codes and understand and not have anything bad happen are deluded, fools, blind, and quite possibly evil.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (BD/yx)

166 So The Dems are gonna hold hearings on "white nationalism." Oh joy

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

167 https://goo.gl/xz8byt
*******
New Clinton Emails Shed Light On Private Server And Communications
*******
Sara Carter

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (BqBId)

168
Exactly, 14 & older abstain.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:44 AM


What part of the word 'sixtieth year' are you unable to read and comprehend?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (jYje5)

169 163 wasn't McCain also one of the guys behind the IRS push to hammer Tea Party groups?

Yes, big time

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

170 Just adjust yourselves to the reality that we will be getting socialism/communism ruling the USA likely within your lifetime. Trump was the Flight 93 president and he's folded, gang. He tried, it was a gamble, it's over.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (Sw83N)

171 166 So The Dems are gonna hold hearings on "white nationalism." Oh joy

You know, at some point it just won't be possible to hate them any more than one may already, but they're certainly working on it.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (8erNz)

172 The fatalities, which bring to four the number of U.S. soldiers killed so far this year in Afghanistan, underscore the difficulties in bringing peace to the war-wrecked country even as Washington has stepped up efforts to find a way to end the 17-year war, America's longest.

=======
Point of order. Afghanistan is NOT a country. It is aimply a place where surrounding countries are'nt. It's a collection of tribes that hate each other. And we've got our tallywhacker firmly inserted in that meatgrinder.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at March 22, 2019 11:47 AM (CnYfj)

173 168
Exactly, 14 older abstain.

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:44 AM

What part of the word 'sixtieth year' are you unable to read and comprehend?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:46 AM (jYje5)

I thought people stopped aging at 29.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:47 AM (dy5uS)

174 So The Dems are gonna hold hearings on "white nationalism." Oh joy
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)



Wow. Somebody had better get off their lazy ass and establish a White Nation somewhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:47 AM (4knXT)

175 wasn't McCain also one of the guys behind the IRS push to hammer Tea Party groups?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (dm05u)
**********
Yep

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

176 Raymond J. Johnson Jr. -- That bit cracked me up.

That was funny for about five seconds.

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at March 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Ki5SV)

177 =======
Point of order. Afghanistan is NOT a country. It is aimply a place where surrounding countries are'nt. It's a collection of tribes that hate each other. And we've got our tallywhacker firmly inserted in that meatgrinder.

Yup, time to leave that shit hole... let them finish each other off... On the way out agent orange all their poppy fields... Do they still have agent orange?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

178 Are you limiting this to living people?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:28 AM (4knXT)


Lunching with dead people is BOOORING. They are REALLY bad conversationalists.

Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (7kVu3)

179 john mccain cost middle clas americans millions. just so he could be a dick doing that thmubs down thing to fuck trump. fuck that dead cocksucker. traitorous pile of shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (KP5rU)

180 Salvador Allende was cock knocker and he got what was comin' to him.

Benedict Arnold was a damned traitor.

I'm glad the Ceausescus were summarily shot.

And John McCain is a slimeball who's in Hell where he belongs, even if he didn't get what he had comin'.
=======

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vg8iE)

181 Although the steak on a Friday in Lent is making me sad.



Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:30 AM


Meat at any time during Lent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (p+Wdc)

182 But so what? He's dead. Trump looks like an idiot trashing a dead man.. for no reason.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)


Trump just found out that McCain had his hand in the dossier hand off. Why can't he discuss that? It doesn't matter that he is dead. He was a political figure with immense power to control our lives.

McCain voted against the health care proposed. He was supposed to be a yes vote, and then he tricked Trump and voted no at the last minute. As Trump said, if they had known McCain would have voted no, they would have made sure they had a vote to replace him. This ruined something that could have helped millions of Americans now going bankrupt or without health care.

I would be mad and speaking out too. Trump was trying to fix healthcare, albeit maybe baby steps, and McCain stopped it. Americans were hurt as a result of his petulance.

He was a politician. It doesn't matter if he's dead.

I don't care that he is dead. It needs to be said. He was a nasty sob. A part of the swamp and they need being called out. He found out just recently. And yeah, I want to know this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vEIlU)

183 I thought people stopped aging at 29.
Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 11:47 AM (dy5uS)


My mother celebrates anniversaries of her 21st birthday.

Posted by: Sponge at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

184 Just the tip of the iceberg of what McCain was up to.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

Yep but the court docs are what prompted Trump's public message about McCain. It wasn't just out of the blue. I doubt Trump does much out of the blue.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

185 I never paid an obese underaged hooker dressed as my daughter to pee on me and then leave her behind a dumpster when she forgot her Metformin and ate the mini bar and then went into a diabetic coma in either Belarus, Ukraine or any of the former Soviet Satellites.

Scouts honor!

Posted by: John McCain - Alleged Pederast at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (LmWh1)

186

McCain was part of the coup.

period

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (vEIlU)

187 Why ruin a good steak with all those vegetables?

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 11:26 AM (7HtZB)


Those are miniature sea steaks.

Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (7kVu3)

188 john mccain cost middle clas americans millions. just so he could be a dick doing that thmubs down thing to fuck trump. fuck that dead cocksucker. traitorous pile of shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (KP5rU)



I'd just like to point out that this comment pushes the limits of social acceptability.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (4knXT)

189 Newest Nic, josephistan is right. Fasting and abstinence are two different things. Everyone over 14 has to abstain from meat on Fridays; everyone under 60 has to fast on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (aXucN)

190
I don't care that he is dead. It needs to be said. He was a nasty sob. A part of the swamp and they need being called out. He found out just recently. And yeah, I want to know this.

Yes!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

191 Dang. Insom and the Nurse sure dropped off for awhile didn't they?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM (0tfLf)

192 Boss is nood

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 11:50 AM (AURKQ)

193 >>Also, McCain with his lame "thumbs down" vote on Obamacare prevented him from fulfilling a campaign promises. Although, I suspect a few other GOP only voted yes because they knew McCain would vote no.




The whole thing was choreographed as a big FU to Trump and whack-o birds. Matt Schlapp says McCain promised him not only to support it, but to lead it. Then it turns out that McCain set it up so that he was the last to vote, and he did the dramatic thumbs-down, with the documentary filmmakers nearby so that they could get their agreed-upon climatic moment for the film.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 11:50 AM (W+vEI)

194 Oh, and NPR was losing their shit this morning over Trump recognizing Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights.

They had on some Bush-43-administration Statie who was all "Trump is throwing away any chance of a negotiated settlement because blah blah blah" the same old noise we've heard for decades.

Dude, what's that definition of insanity as doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result?

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)

195 Trump looks like an idiot trashing a dead man.. for no reason.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Waiter, there's a flaw in my soup.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 11:50 AM (g0Lfb)

196 Meat at any time during Lent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (p+Wdc)
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I know. You guys put us to shame. I could probably do it but my family would rebel.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:50 AM (aXucN)

197 So The Dems are gonna hold hearings on "white nationalism." Oh joy
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)


Interesting how "white supremacy", which has very few supporters, morphed into "white nationalism" aka MAGA.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (aS1PU)

198
I may not write of McCain much any more. But I'm also not going to engage in forgetting him either. He's an important lesson about lying politicians.

The man should not be forgotten for that reason alone. In fact he should be verbed. As in you're not gonna McCain me are you?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (jYje5)

199 There's some truth to the "Afghanistan is the Graveyard of Empires" bit.

It's like when an Empire knows it's exhausted, it drags itself there to die, like elephants do with their burial grounds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (AzW6q)

200 I don't care that he is dead. It needs to be said. He was a nasty sob. A part of the swamp and they need being called out. He found out just recently. And yeah, I want to know this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vEIlU)


Especially since the MFM will never tell the truth. Neither will the GOP.

That's why the whole "Trump lies!" meme irritates me. No, Trump tells the truth that you want suppressed. You're pissed off because he won't repeat or give lip service to your lies.

Such as "John McCain was a good man."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Ki5SV)

201 I think he brought it up first on his own once he saw the report that showed the McCain did (factually) have a hand in the dossier hand off to the FuB
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
.........

yes.. and he keeps bringing it up out of the blue with no one asking him..

right in the middle of a speech at a military supply factory.. out of nowhere.. he starts bashing McCain again..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (so+oy)

202 I'm glad the Ceausescus were summarily shot.


==

that documentary "Chuck Norris vs Communism" that someone recd here is really good
I think it's on Netflix

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (dm05u)

203 166 So The Dems are gonna hold hearings on "white nationalism." Oh joy
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

This might not go the way the DemonRats hope. A lot of people who might otherwise vote D out of habit consider themselves nationalists.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)

204 It is simply socially inappropriate to speak ill of the dead.

Because the soulless Dems do it of Reagan, etc. does not make it acceptable.

/rant off
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 11:34 AM (so+oy)

In a polite society you'd be right.
In a house divided where one side plays by thug rules that change when it suits them...
You're living in the past. Sure, it's a better place, but if you don't have the power to make the rules, at least play by the rules of the day.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 22, 2019 11:52 AM (z79tQ)

205 OCiS, don't you think it's a bit overboard to have a fire extinguisher mounted at both ends of every pew?

Posted by: Consistory at March 22, 2019 11:52 AM (OOH1c)

206 Nood

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

207 the Left has weaponized civility

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 11:53 AM (dm05u)

208 I love John McCain Sexually

Posted by: Dan Chrenshaw at March 22, 2019 11:53 AM (LmWh1)

209 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 11:53 AM (uopCm)

210 This might not go the way the DemonRats hope. A lot of people who might otherwise vote D out of habit consider themselves nationalists.

Like the whole slavery-reparations thing. You have so many Dem candidates bending over to support that hateful nonsense in order to please a corner of the Dem base, and maybe they don't realize that even nominal support for that issue renders you unelectable for a whole lot of others.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 11:53 AM (8erNz)

211 Come to the Friday fish fry with us tonight. One of the very best things in WI.
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Anybody else remember protestants fasting on Fridays as well? Didn't matter your denomination or religion actually, every Friday was Mac'nCheese and fried trout or perch. Not much shellfish in my area -- too many allergies and no way to get 'fresh'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 22, 2019 11:53 AM (MIKMs)

212 we didn't eat meat on friday during lent from birth...the 14 yr old thing was for pussies....as is the 60 year thing...my mom is 90 and still abstains.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2019 11:54 AM (0O7c5)

213 They had on some Bush-43-administration Statie who was all "Trump is throwing away any chance of a negotiated settlement because blah blah blah" the same old noise we've heard for decades.

If any of the parties is throwing away a chance at a negotiated settlement, it's Hamas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 22, 2019 11:54 AM (eytER)

214 It seems more than coincidental that the same small group of people including McCain, Nuland, Clapper, Brennan, Manafort, etc., were up to their eyeballs in the 2014 revolution in Ukraine and the installation of government we could control. A revolution that drove out the pro-Putin Yanukovych and the ultimate installation of Poroshenko.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:55 AM (/tuJf)

215 165 I made a comment about religion giving a foundation to society to curb violence and an atheist reasonably pointed out that he didn't need religion to know that murder or rape were wrong.

What atheist always ignore is that they live in and were raised by a culture steeped in and created by Religious Values, to the point that they falsely assume that these are "natural" values of human society.

But they aren't - without religion, a Nietzchean society could seem quite logical, one in which those who are weak or disfavored are quickly eliminated as a burden on society. The default values of Human Society are for the Powerful to lord it over the weak and the poor, because They Can. Why believe that "all men are created equal", when even a casual glance at those around us shows that they are not?

Without a Religious basis, all talk of "Rights" and "Equality" simply become human terms which can be redefined in any way that humans in power feel like doing. When there are no absolutes, then nothing ever really means anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

216 we didn't eat meat on friday during lent from birth...the 14 yr old thing was for pussies....as is the 60 year thing...my mom is 90 and still abstains.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 22, 2019 11:54 AM (0O7c5)
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Us too, both in my family growing up and the way we raised our kids. We still don't eat meat on Fridays outside of Lent if we can help it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:57 AM (aXucN)

217 The so-called cartoonist in my fish wrap today, portrayed evil PDT mocking angelic McCain (with a halo over his head).

Sigh. And then I clicked on a link at Drudge (I KNOW!) to CNN (I KNOW!) about how John Roberts worked to save Obamacare.

No, my BP isn't up. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

218
Never understood the Tebow hate.

He was supposed have been aborted but his mother had him anyway and he grew up to be successful.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 11:58 AM (TAmPV)

219 Again:

McCain screwed millions of Americans out of decent coverage by his lies as a senate and presidential candidate.

He defended South Vietnam's borders but not America's.

He helped the IRS harass the Tea Party.

His signature line; "I'm John McCain and I approved this message." His campaign finance law was meant to keep dirty money from buying secret smear campaigns--EXACTLY what the Dossier was.

And as a Viet vet, he knew how the CIA overthrew Diem. Yet he was helping Brennan overthrow an American election.

We all stood by him when he was running--including Donald Trump--but he didn't return the favor. He shit on his own legacy.

President Trump only mentioned him because of Ken Starr's correct assessment of the stain.

He's gone, but millions are still suffering from his Obamacare sell-out, his Open Borders crime wave and the divisive Mueller Fraud/Cockroach Coup.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 11:59 AM (Ndje9)

220 Waiter, there are bugs on my steak!



Seriously, that picture makes me want to hurl. Don't care for arthropods.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 11:31 AM (MckAV)


Why do people in 3rd world countries eat bugs? Because they have to.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 12:00 PM (xxAFD)

221 right in the middle of a speech at a military supply factory.. out of nowhere.. he starts bashing McCain again..
=====

Seems appropriate. McCain FUBARed military budgets for years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 22, 2019 12:02 PM (MIKMs)

222 Never understood the Tebow hate.



He was supposed have been aborted but his mother had him anyway and he grew up to be successful.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 11:58 AM (TAmPV)


Never met a conservative who hated him. Never met a leftist who didn't. Do the math.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 12:02 PM (xxAFD)

223 Ben Garrison's comics creep me out.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 22, 2019 12:03 PM (+mkqJ)

224
Newest Nic, josephistan is right. Fasting and abstinence are two different things. Everyone over 14 has to abstain from meat on Fridays; everyone under 60 has to fast on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 11:49 AM


Just checked with my wife, with religious certification from a Catholic University and in food services, she claims 62 is the age that the prohibition from meat is lifted. She recalls seeing in a dietary restriction card she has been given as regards to many different faiths. But she can't find it at the moment or it's at her employers.

I can't find it at the catholic.org site either. Probably could if it was really important.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 12:04 PM (jYje5)

225 In today's USA Today, an article as to why there are so many "Florida Man" crime stories.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 12:09 PM (9uYwf)

226 Go to Amazon.com
Search for "Mueller Report"

Available April 30, 2019

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 22, 2019 12:10 PM (Ox1Xf)

227 "dear brigitte" was recently on the tube. it's about a kid who has a crush on brigitte bardot and he can also pick the horses. (jimmy stewart, billy mumy, glynis johns, fabian.).

fun, worth a look.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)

228 Some Burger King slogans they might consider:

"Burger King - Spoiler Alert: no"

"Burger King - Just Keep Driving"

"Burger King - If You Weren't Ill Before..."

"Burger King - You Might Think It's a Good Idea. It Isn't"

"Burger King - Yes, It Kind of Looks Like Food (for Legal Reasons)"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 12:21 PM (AB9tT)

229 What?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 12:43 PM (AB9tT)

230
La Sponge!
UNo?

Posted by: La esponja at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (LilNs)

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