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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/23/19)Listener supported ONT...............Bitter Clinger the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses." "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier." "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound." The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property." The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route!" H/T Hrothgar "Ahhh! there's a HOWARD JOHNSONS! Wanna eat some CLAMS?" Iconic restaurants that have faded away............. Quite the water park ride.............. Someone forgot everything he learned in Physics class. (Fun Video) Don't you have to have a job to take paternity leave? This just in: Prince Harry is preparing to drop everything when Baby Sussex arrives. In a recent interview with Us Weekly, Dickie Arbiter—Queen Elizabeth’s former press spokesman—revealed that he has no doubt the 34-year-old prince will take paternity leave when his wife, Meghan Markle, gives birth. “It’s a modern thing,” he said. “Prince William did it for his children and Harry’s going to do it for his, when his child is born. I mean, the older generation didn’t do it. The older generation just got on with it. But it’s a new thing. People do it, William did it and Harry is going to do it.” I get excited when I find loose change in the couch cushions. Imagine the excitement these fellows felt! A pair of men doing cleanup work in Nebraska floodwaters discovered a "magic fridge" in an empty field that was filled with ice-cold beers. Kyle Simpson and Gayland Stouffer said they were heading back toward the highway after a day of cleanup work on Simpson's land, near Schuyler, when they spotted a black box that had apparently been dropped into the empty field by the flooded Platte River, which had since receded from the field. The Fight For $15 has produced collateral damage. Just another reason to avoid McDonald's. The Metro published findings today from an investigation they did on random samplings of U.K. McDonald's touch screens. The article was aptly titled "Poo Found on Every McDonald’s Touchscreen Tested." Born on this day March 23, 1949 - Ric Ocasek And back by popular demand................... Tanya Do you remember Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? There was Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler. Meet the new Jim without a tranquilizer gun. This is the terrifying moment a bear mauls a forest officer and chases him into a reservoir during a rescue operation that went wrong. Forest protection officer, Kumar, had been trying to drive the bear away from Velugodu Reservoir in Andhra Pradesh, India, and take it to the forest. Kumar and other officers had cornered the bear and were trying to tie it up with ropes when it broke free and began its attack. Until pot is legalized we will always have Genius Award Winners. INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — When burning a big trash pile behind your home, the smoke may attract attention. Particularly if the big trash pile includes marijuana plants and leaves. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Mueller Report. Notice: Posted with permission by Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Just remember margins aren't the only things that can be blown. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 09:48 PM (HaL55) 2
That reminds me. I need a whiskey
Posted by: Drc at March 23, 2019 09:48 PM (fBape) 3
Thirſt!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 09:48 PM (CLcKT) 4
Seriously, I just got in from my gig and poured a nice cold Guinness and sat down. This must be my lucky night. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 09:49 PM (HaL55) 5
omg the elephant
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 09:49 PM (dm05u) 6
the joke is funneh
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 09:50 PM (dm05u) 7
Hello all
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2019 09:51 PM (DjIXP) 8
Olson Johnson is right!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 09:52 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 09:52 PM (HaL55) 10
Seriously, I just got in from my gig and poured a nice cold Guinness and sat down. This must be my lucky night."
I'm Lucky, You're Lucky, We're All Lucky!!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:52 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 09:52 PM (dm05u) 12
Hello, who's a Good Boy?
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:53 PM (8wKjk) 13
That elephant is racist.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 09:53 PM (WNAuL) Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx) 15
Just got back home after driving from Columbus OH. My boy gave me yet another cold he brought home from school, so I was coughing all last night and got about 3 hrs of sleep, then coughed all the way driving back home. And a mental defective truck driver tried to kill us. But I'm happy to be home.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2019 09:54 PM (DjIXP) 16
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at March 23, 2019 09:54 PM (JFzNN) 17
12 Hello, who's a Good Boy?
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:53 PM (8wKjk) Nobody. You see, we are all born into a stage of total depravity. Posted by: Calvinist dog at March 23, 2019 09:55 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 09:56 PM (pUDQf) 19
And a mental defective truck driver tried to kill us. I bet you stopped coughing for a couple of minutes, tho'. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 09:56 PM (HaL55) 20
Love the opening vid. Lol
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 23, 2019 09:56 PM (z4tb0) 21
Tanya Tagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaq!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 09:56 PM (CLcKT) 22
Sitting in a BBQ joint, waiting for some food. Maybe I should put in an order?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 09:57 PM (YMFw8) 23
"We're livin' in a time
when misery is just common circumstance." -- Tanya There are innumerable generations of people that would like to have a word with her. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 09:57 PM (aS1PU) 24
Good joke. I like it when the elephant wins.
And nice set up for the paper rote. Your last sentence is great advice. Oh, honey, look what Misanthropic Humanitarian wrote! **screen capture** Prints. Runs upstairs from ONT. Have a great night everyone! Remember, bragging, not complaining. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:57 PM (u82oZ) 25
Maybe I should put in an order?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 09:57 PM (YMFw That's just what they'd expect you to do. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:57 PM (t+qrx) 26
So just what exactly does Precious Prince Harry do that he will be taking paternity leave? I thought all the royal sods sat around spending money.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2019 09:57 PM (5q9y4) 27
12 Hello, who's a Good Boy?
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:53 PM (8wKjk Who is Mis. Hum. for $500 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (xIKXj) 29
I love Saturdays. I slept in until 10 am this morning.
It was glorious to spend that much time in bed! Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (8wKjk) 30
RE: Boat video.
At least he was able to steer it over to the curb instead of it just rolling straight back into the truck parked in the street. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (DjIXP) 31
Looks like ace is going for double digits fasting. Absolute madman. Hope he gets to 21.
Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (tRLIC) 32
"Just another reason to avoid McDonald's."
I've never had a problem with the one on Dorset. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx) You don't look like you need another McRib. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU) 33
Good night, NaCly Dog.
If you get a chance, would you mind sending me an email in re: the TXMoMe? Just so I have your address. Email, as always, linked in nick. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx) 34
Basketball games have mostly been a disappointment today sans Wofford and Kentucky. Looking forward to Auburn and Kansas.
Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 09:59 PM (tRLIC) 35
Let's see here, the UK is now overrun with goatfuckers and all the kiosks at McDonald's test poo positive. Coincidence? Hell no. Oh wait, they didn't say what type of poo, did they? Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55) 36
I hope ace has a real life person looking out for him
feel like his fasting can get dangerous Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 09:59 PM (dm05u) 37
You don't look like you need another McRib.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU) It's not a question of need. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx) 38
So, Rachel Maddow was crying last night about the Mueller report: here's what I don't get-
Did she think Mueller was going pin some BS charge on Trump? I would understand disappointment, but tears? The crying only makes sense if she really believes Trump was colluding with Russia. If someone actually believes that, they gotta be seriously stupid or detached from the news. She ain't detached from the news, so in conclusion, Rachel Maddow is exceptionally stupid. What am I missing? Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (jp0Bv) 39
That elephant is racist.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 09:53 PM (WNAuL) Racist? Im jealous he had that chick crawling allover his face. Posted by: BigZesty at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (9U97H) 40
I watched that Seattle is Dying Report.
Having a hard time giving a shit. Liberal politicians running cities is a proven cluster and evidence is all around. Vote for liberals, turn your city into a shithole. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf) 41
Mmmmm.... McRib...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (NWiLs) 42
Hey everybody.
Elephant to woman: "So, you comfy on my snout?" Woman: "Yeah" Elephant: "Oh, good." [flicks her back into the water] Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (miE9U) 43
Aloha ONT.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:01 PM (kQs4Y) 44
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That elephant is racist. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 09:53 PM (WNAuL) Racist? Im jealous he had that chick crawling allover his face. Posted by: BigZesty She is pretty hot. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:01 PM (WNAuL) 45
McRib isn't really rib meat, is it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:01 PM (pUDQf) 46
The elephant seems to be tossing her gently though
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:01 PM (xIKXj) 47
What am I missing?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (jp0Bv) Liberals had all their hopes of getting rid of the Bad Orange Man pinned to Robert Mueller's report and it was a dud. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (8wKjk) 48
Lahey, you're peein' yourself!!!
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (XAYDB) 49
29 I love Saturdays. I slept in until 10 am this morning.
It was glorious to spend that much time in bed! Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (8wKjk) Holy crap. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G) 50
Mmmmm.... McRib...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (NWiLs) I, too, enjoy pooping to death all night. Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (tRLIC) 51
I bet most of the planet tests poo-positive. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (13CQC) 52
45 McRib isn't really rib meat, is it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:01 PM (pUDQf) Sometimes it's best not to ask too many questions. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs) 53
It was glorious to spend that much time in bed!
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (8wKjk) I had all sorts of big plans for the day. I had a list and everything, with little checkboxes next to the items. Then I took a shower after getting a haircut and laid down and took an accidental nap and WELP. here I am. I got some of the stuff checked off, but then it got dark after 8pm. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx) 54
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I watched that Seattle is Dying Report. Having a hard time giving a shit. Liberal politicians running cities is a proven cluster and evidence is all around. Vote for liberals, turn your city into a shithole. Posted by: AlaBAMA Yea, that Seattle. They messed up, Yo. Posted by: Baltimore at March 23, 2019 10:03 PM (WNAuL) 55
"I bet you stopped coughing for a couple of minutes, tho'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy" Was too busy cussing him out to cough. He intentionally tried to run us off the highway. If I can get enough info from my dash cam I'm contemplating calling his company and letting them have it. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 23, 2019 10:03 PM (DjIXP) 56
McRib is neither animal, vegetable, nor mineral.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (miE9U) 57
>>>Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:00 PM (jp0Bv)
Between her and that bitch from ABC Martha Radditz we are supposed to believe that women are tough. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G) 58
Yea, that Seattle. They messed up, Yo. Posted by: Baltimore at March 23, 2019 10:03 PM (WNAuL Hold my beer. Posted by: San Francisco at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (pUDQf) 59
49 29 I love Saturdays. I slept in until 10 am this morning.
It was glorious to spend that much time in bed! Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (8wKjk) Holy crap. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (aA3+G) It was more magical than anything. Posted by: Paolo at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (tRLIC) 60
McRib has bumps where the bones are supposed to be.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (aS1PU) 61
56 McRib is neither animal, vegetable, nor mineral.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (miE9U) It's made of magick. And BBQ sauce. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (xIKXj) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (PkVlr) 64
Quite the water park ride..............
--Only If I was the elephant and its trunk was . . . Gotta go! Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (XAYDB) 65
Somebody please tell me someone twittered Madow, "Big Boys Don't Cry!"
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (Bg6zO) 66
I got some of the stuff checked off, but then it got dark after 8pm.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx) I managed to do the only thing I had planned for today - took the cat in to get his rabies shot. Mission Accomplished. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (8wKjk) 67
Insom, speaking of which, I'm thinking of getting some Torani or Monin green mint syrup.
I want Shamrock shakes year-round dangit!! Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U) 68
63 Hi Insom!
you get that venison sausage yet? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (PkVlr) Hellooooo nurse! Not yet. You may want to check the FedEx tracking whatsit. I sure hope SPD doesn't change its mind about pressing charges... Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs) 69
And "venison sausage" is code for...?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (miE9U) 70
60 McRib has bumps where the bones are supposed to be.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (aS1PU They purposely make it look like a rack of ribs? What is the mystery meat?? I've never eaten one. No idea. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:07 PM (pUDQf) 71
Who is Mis. Hum. for $500
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G) I think so, too! Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:07 PM (8wKjk) 72
Ric Ocasek was not even the singer on "Let's Go" --it was Ben Orr.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:07 PM (XAYDB) 73
I managed to do the only thing I had planned for today - took the cat in to get his rabies shot.
Mission Accomplished. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (8wKjk) *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* Take THAT, rabies! Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs) 74
Krusty the Klown on Krusty Burger's McRib-style sandwich, when asked if it's real pork:
"Think smaller. Think more legs." Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:07 PM (miE9U) 75
They purposely make it look like a rack of ribs?
What is the mystery meat?? I've never eaten one. No idea. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:07 PM (pUDQf) I ate one once. Once. The bumps creeped me out. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:08 PM (aS1PU) 76
McRib has bumps where the bones are supposed to be.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (aS1PU) But then it's like you're eating the bones too, which you wouldn't do if it were really ribs. That's where the whole charade breaks down and it becomes a test of your willing suspension of disbelief. Good thing I'm very credulous and not that bright. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx) 77
Not yet. You may want to check the FedEx tracking whatsit. I sure hope SPD doesn't change its mind about pressing charges...
Posted by: Insomniac ---------------------------- It was the Jefferson county Sheriff's office IIRC. The innkeeper seemed to think it was all ok. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:08 PM (PkVlr) 78
that mcdonald's video cracked me UP.
that was a real woman right? I've seen people like her in Walmart Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (xIKXj) 79
76 McRib has bumps where the bones are supposed to be.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:05 PM (aS1PU) But then it's like you're eating the bones too, which you wouldn't do if it were really ribs. That's where the whole charade breaks down and it becomes a test of your willing suspension of disbelief. Good thing I'm very credulous and not that bright. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx) You don't put actual ribs on a sandwich, silly. You'd break your teeth. That's where the processed, formed, shaped pork product patty comes in. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs) 80
This is a fabulous ONT, MisHum. The joke made me laugh!
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (8wKjk) 81
The elephant seems to be tossing her gently though
Posted by: booknlass Yeah. I remember my Saturday-morning cartoons. If the elephant doesn't like you, it grabs you in its trunk and goes WHAM -> WHAM -> and then throws you. Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (P1f+c) 82
Processed pork food.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (aS1PU) 83
Does anyone besides me refer to the offerings from McDonalds and the like as "clown food"?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (CLcKT) 84
..that lost the WHAMs pointing the other way. You get the idea.
Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (P1f+c) 85
You don't put actual ribs on a sandwich, silly. You'd break your teeth. That's where the processed, formed, shaped pork product patty comes in.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs) Is it SPAM? Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (8wKjk) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U) 87
It was the Jefferson county Sheriff's office IIRC. The innkeeper seemed to think it was all ok.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:08 PM (PkVlr) He seemed to be real friendly with that one deputy so hopefully he smoothed the whole thing over. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) 88
I managed to do the only thing I had planned for today - took the cat in to get his rabies shot.
Mission Accomplished. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:06 PM (8wKjk) I just realized that except for the haircut, I haven't left the house. I gave the neighbor a bell for her daughter's bike, but I don't think that's far enough to count. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx) 89
Re: the McDonalds story.
One of my med school professors used to say "The entire world is covered with a thin layer of dog shit." (He was a microbiologist.) Posted by: Dr Alice at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (lBBGI) 90
Rick Okasek is also.married to a total smokeshow...Paulina!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (wYseH) 91
If someone actually published a true McD's cookbook, it would probably have a title like...
"Cooking With Formaldehyde" Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (miE9U) 92
yes, mikeski, and when a cartoon elephant throws you, you fly for about a block.
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (xIKXj) 93
I colored my roots yesterday
my accomplishment Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (dm05u) 94
You don't put actual ribs on a sandwich, silly. You'd break your teeth. That's where the processed, formed, shaped pork product patty comes in.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs) This guy gets it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx) 95
He seemed to be real friendly with that one deputy so hopefully he smoothed the whole thing over.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) What, did you two rob a bank? Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (aS1PU) 96
26 So just what exactly does Precious Prince Harry do that he will be taking paternity leave? I thought all the royal sods sat around spending money.
Posted by: Beartooth I do think that they are required to do a lot of public appearances. I don't know how much of their time is taken up with it. I doubt if it amounts to 40 hours per week. They get dressed up, go somewhere, and make nice with the little people. When I was in London, I stayed at a hotel near Hyde Park. A parade of military people on horseback was going down the street and there were a lot of people meeting in the park. Someone told me that a nurses' group was having an event there and one or more members of the royal family would attend. From what I was told, pretty much every important event gets a member of the royal family. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW) 97
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You don't put actual ribs on a sandwich, silly. You'd break your teeth. That's where the processed, formed, shaped pork product patty comes in. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs) Is it SPAM? Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (8wKjk) SPAM is the 'secret' ingredient. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (WNAuL) 98
Well, an unanticipated charge of nearly half a thousand dollars hit the credit card today. That was a surprise.
Didn't go through. My life: it's sinkholes all the way down. Posted by: mindful webworker - but it's the end of the beginning of the beginning of the end, maybe, at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (lMyeR) 99
I'm royally fucked from day one.
Posted by: Baby Sussex at March 23, 2019 10:13 PM (EgshT) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:13 PM (miE9U) 101
One supposes much of the "pork" in the McRib is made from the stuff deemed unsuitable for Spam and wieners...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 10:13 PM (CLcKT) Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (dm05u) 103
WTF is wrong with this country?
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (XAYDB) 104
85 You don't put actual ribs on a sandwich, silly. You'd break your teeth. That's where the processed, formed, shaped pork product patty comes in.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs) Is it SPAM? Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:10 PM (8wKjk) It's boned rolled pig! https://arnoldzwicky.org/2018/05/24/crude-japery/ Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (kQs4Y) 105
Auburn is running all over Kansas.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (WNAuL) 106
but mindful, isn't the fact that it didn't go through a Good thing?
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (xIKXj) 107
103 WTF is wrong with this country?
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (XAYDB You might want to sit down... Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (pUDQf) 108
90 Rick Okasek is also.married to a total smokeshow...Paulina!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (wYseH) --Paulina is indeed smokin' --to this day. Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (XAYDB) 109
Somewhere in America, there's a giant McRib machine.
Whole live muddy pigs go in one end, complete finished McRib sandwiches come out the other end. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U) 110
The thing about the McD's touchscreens testing for feces, is that the employees hands probably aren't any better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW) 111
It's boned rolled pig!
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2018/05/24/crude-japery/ Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:14 PM (kQs4Y) LOL! Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (aS1PU) 112
95 He seemed to be real friendly with that one deputy so hopefully he smoothed the whole thing over.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) What, did you two rob a bank? Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (aS1PU) There was a deer grazing in front of this B&B, nurse had her .357 in the car, and got a bit...exuberant. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs) 113
56 McRib is neither animal, vegetable, nor mineral.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (miE9U) --- Polymer! Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM (t5m5e) 114
109 Somewhere in America, there's a giant McRib machine.
Whole live muddy pigs go in one end, complete finished McRib sandwiches come out the other end. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U) The McRibulator! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM (kQs4Y) 115
What If mueller's report says he didn't indict the president because DOJ doesn't indict sitting presidents? What If mueller's report says further investigation is warranted and needed? Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM (faRj3) 116
He seemed to be real friendly with that one deputy so hopefully he smoothed the whole thing over.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs) What, did you two rob a bank? Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (aS1PU) There was a deer grazing in front of this B&B, nurse had her .357 in the car, and got a bit...exuberant. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs) So you guys are really Bonnie and Clyde. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM (aS1PU) 117
109 Somewhere in America, there's a giant McRib machine.
Whole live muddy pigs go in one end, complete finished McRib sandwiches come out the other end. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U) And we just turn the handle. Posted by: Mega City 1 Street Judge at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (NWiLs) 118
110 The thing about the McD's touchscreens testing for feces, is that the employees hands probably aren't any better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (+lVUW) Ewwwww A McDonalds in the next town over recently had a Health Department score of 62. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (8wKjk) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf) 120
Sigh. I suppose it's only a matter of time until the introduction of the McTurd.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (EgshT) 121
Let's take a quick look at a few of the McRib nutrition facts:
Total carbs: [infinity symbol] Total saturated fat: [infinity symbol] Total calories: 99E13 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U) 122
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:15 PM (miE9U)
The McRibulator! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM (kQs4Y) For her pleasure. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (NWiLs) 123
115: That information would have been leaked to activists at CNN/MSNBC by now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (WNAuL) 124
A McDonalds in the next town over recently had a Health Department score of 62.
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (8wKjk) I once ate at a restaurant that had a 'C' health department rating. The pancakes were a little crunchy. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU) 125
There was a deer grazing in front of this B&B, nurse had her .357 in the car, and got a bit...exuberant.
Posted by: Insomniac -------------------------- Insom! Deer are vermin! they destroy everything! and the Innkeeper was happy it was taken care of. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:19 PM (PkVlr) 126
Those Bud Light and Miller Light commercials are tedious. I hate to break it to both of them but anybody who drinks there beer does not care a bit about whats in it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:19 PM (WNAuL) 127
124 A McDonalds in the next town over recently had a Health Department score of 62.
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (8wKjk) I once ate at a restaurant that had a 'C' health department rating. The pancakes were a little crunchy. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU) The "C" is for "cockroaches." Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U) 129
I do think that they are required to do a lot of public appearances. I don't know how much of their time is taken up with it. I doubt if it amounts to 40 hours per week. They get dressed up, go somewhere, and make nice with the little people. Posted by: nerdygirl ====== I think it can get up to 40 hours a week depending on their level of dedication. One of Prince Charles's unbecoming complaints about his childhood was that his mother was an absentee parent because of her constant public service. I've also read that Princess Anne is a tireless activist for charitable causes. I bet she works at it full-time. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (13CQC) 130
A lot of severe-looking Poles flying with me. Don't know how else to describe them. No shit will be taken on this flight!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0zXml) Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (8wKjk) 132
Insom!
Deer are vermin! they destroy everything! and the Innkeeper was happy it was taken care of. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:19 PM (PkVlr) Did you hit your mark? Was the cop impressed? That's a pretty good shot with a handgun. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (pUDQf) 133
115
What If mueller's report says he didn't indict the president because DOJ doesn't indict sitting presidents? What If mueller's report says further investigation is warranted and needed? Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM (faRj3) Given the stitched together narrative, if they had the goods on Trump, they would have gotten one of sons or son in law or someone who was actually at the meetings. No more indictments means they don't have the goods. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (jp0Bv) 134
could've had a first but got distracted watching a bunch of the Cars live on youtube
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (h1jJh) 135
and the Innkeeper was happy it was taken care of.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:19 PM (PkVlr) He did say he was sick of "the fuzzy bastards destroying his bushes." Probably why he talked the cops down. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs) 136
I just spent the last hour making surf and turf fajitas with every possible accoutrements. Of course I am eating it while reading about Mcpoo.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j) 137
nurse ratched, i agree with you
yesterday on my drive to work, I came up on a deer dying in the middle of the highway, 3 or 4 more crossing in front of me, and coming from the opposite way, parked on the side of the road was a suv badly damaged on the driver side headlight, the young woman driving crying hysterically into her open hands Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:21 PM (xIKXj) 138
I've never had a problem with the one on Dorset.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx) === Good McRib there. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 10:21 PM (EZebt) 139
Visited with HS buddies last night in my hometown.
I was drinking Manhattans and Old Fashioneds all night long. Some of my buds are having a rough time of it so I picked up the tab. For three of us - that's dinner, and drinking for 4 hours at a pretty good pace, the tab was $50. I thought there was a mistake and talked to the waitress about it. Nope - all good - the drinks were $3 apiece and beers were $1. Man I love small town bars. Tipped her big. Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2019 10:22 PM (Y4EXg) 140
If someone actually believes that, they gotta be seriously stupid or detached from the news. She ain't detached from the news, so in conclusion, Rachel Maddow is exceptionally stupid. What am I missing?"
It's one of the amusing realities of the real world - people who work the hardest to fool other people seem to always end up fooling themselves most of all. She started off serving the Kool-aid, but then she drank it. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:22 PM (V2Yro) 141
Speaking of McDonald's Ever hear of the McResistance? This is a term made up by Leftists who think mainstream leftists, i.e., Democrats and Fake News, are insincere in their "resistance." Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:22 PM (faRj3) 142
40 I watched that Seattle is Dying Report.
Having a hard time giving a shit. Liberal politicians running cities is a proven cluster and evidence is all around. Vote for liberals, turn your city into a shithole. Posted by: AlaBAMA I had the same reaction. I only watched half of it. The fact that city officials who've caused this mess are still in office, says everything that needs to be said about just how 'tarded the liberals in these west coast cities are. They're putting out a welcome mat for lazy, addicted bums. The citizens of that city deserve to live in an open sewer. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (+lVUW) 143
***TOP FIVE SECRET INGREDIENTS IN A McRIB SANDWICH***
5. Pumice 4. Formaldehyde 3. Asbestos 2. Zyklon B 1. Shreds of Robert Mueller's discarded soul Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U) 144
Let Bob Mueller be clear! You're obstructing justice
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (0zXml) 145
Is that a shot of rye, or a lesser drink?
Posted by: manly taste at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (GzeO9) 146
What If mueller's report says he didn't indict the president because DOJ doesn't indict sitting presidents?
What If mueller's report says further investigation is warranted and needed? Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM What if Mueller had anything whatsoever on GEOTUS? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (CLcKT) 147
139 Visited with HS buddies last night in my hometown.
I was drinking Manhattans and Old Fashioneds all night long. Some of my buds are having a rough time of it so I picked up the tab. For three of us - that's dinner, and drinking for 4 hours at a pretty good pace, the tab was $50. I thought there was a mistake and talked to the waitress about it. Nope - all good - the drinks were $3 apiece and beers were $1. Man I love small town bars. Tipped her big. Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2019 10:22 PM (Y4EXg) Wow. That's usually my bar tab for four people having one drink each. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf) 148
130 A lot of severe-looking Poles flying with me. Don't know how else to describe them. No shit will be taken on this flight!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0zXml) --- They're gonna hijack your plane to Hamtramck! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y) 149
From the White House: the territory once held by ISIS in Syria and Iraq is now 100% liberated
Plenty of reasons to be glad glad glad Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (xIKXj) Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55) 151
A lot of severe-looking Poles flying with me. Don't know how else to describe them. No shit will be taken on this flight!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0zXml) --- They're gonna hijack your plane to Hamtramck! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y) The Poles were kick-ass fighter pilots so you won't crash. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt) 153
145 Is that a shot of rye, or a lesser drink?
Posted by: manly taste at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (GzeO9) It is Saturday night, who gives a rat's ass? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (faRj3) 155
I've never had a McRib
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 10:26 PM (dm05u) 156
They're putting out a welcome mat for lazy, addicted bums. The citizens of that city deserve to live in an open sewer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (+lVUW What's amazing is it's all the major cities with liberal leaders. Same thing in Los Angelas, San Fran, Oakland, Seattle, New York, Chicago, and Baltimore. Wouldn't be surprised if I've missed a bunch. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:26 PM (pUDQf) 157
Adam, I'm in the mood for a McRib.
Posted by: Eve at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (EgshT) 158
Plenty of reasons to be glad glad glad
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (xIKXj) --- The speed with which so much encrusted crap has been jet-washed away shows that a lot could have been accomplished earlier. Thank God for Trump. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (kQs4Y) 159
A lot of severe-looking Poles flying with me. Don't know how else to describe them. No shit will be taken on this flight!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0zXml) --- They're gonna hijack your plane to Hamtramck! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y) One should be so lucky! Hamtramck is a magical land where dreams really do come true. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx) 160
67 Insom, speaking of which, I'm thinking of getting some Torani or Monin green mint syrup.
I want Shamrock shakes year-round dangit!! Posted by: qdpsteve Better idea, creme de menthe. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (+lVUW) 161
152 Who knew it would be an all-McRib thread?
They're only on sale here every 5-7 years, Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt) A WI based convenience store chain Kwik Trip offers a McRib type sandwich once a week for a $1.00. Load it up with BBQ sauce, pickles and onions with a 20oz cup of coffee for .90. You got lunch on the run for $2.00. They aren't too bad, they serve their purpose. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G) 162
146 What If mueller's report says he didn't indict the president because DOJ doesn't indict sitting presidents?
What If mueller's report says further investigation is warranted and needed? Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM What if Monkey's fly out of my butt??? Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro) 163
Adam, I'm in the mood for a McRib.
Posted by: Eve at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (EgshT) I already gave you one of mine. Posted by: Adam at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (aS1PU) 164
I've never had a McRib
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 10:26 PM (dm05u) ----------------------------- You are fortunate, and have not missed a thing. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/) Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg) 166
We're overlooking the very real possibility the mueller report contains all kinds of shit intended to cast a pall over President Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:28 PM (faRj3) 167
You are fortunate, and have not missed a thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/) YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs) 168
Well, an unanticipated charge of nearly half a thousand dollars hit the credit card today. That was a surprise. Didn't go through. My life: it's sinkholes all the way down. So, the new grandkid is a no-go? Nurse yells over her shoulder, "OK Charlie, put her back in. Credit card rejected the delivery." Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:29 PM (HaL55) 169
I haven't seen a McRib in well over a decade. They only do them once in a while and I guess I don't go there enough. The Mcdlt was the bomb back in the day and you Millenials will NEVER have one lol! And the fried cherry pies were great too. The best way to get someone to appreciate something is take it away.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (n13/j) 170
But then it's like you're eating the bones too, which you wouldn't do if it were really ribs. That's where the whole charade breaks down and it becomes a test of your willing suspension of disbelief.
Good thing I'm very credulous and not that bright. Posted by: hogmartin I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW) 171
The notion that Mueller's report basically says Oops, my bad and that's it is quite silly. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (faRj3) 172
What's Mueller gonna say? We didn't find evidence of Russian collusion but Trump sure seems like someone who would do it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (pUDQf) 173
152 Who knew it would be an all-McRib thread?
They're only on sale here every 5-7 years, Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt) And now you know what happens to the cicadas. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (jp0Bv) 174
I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW) Lips and peckers, mmm hmm. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs) 175
They're only on sale here every 5-7 years, Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (EZebt) And now you know what happens to the cicadas. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (jp0Bv) Mind = blown. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:31 PM (t+qrx) 176
I do think that they are required to do a lot of public appearances. I don't know how much of their time is taken up with it. I doubt if it amounts to 40 hours per week. They get dressed up, go somewhere, and make nice with the little people.
When I was in London, I stayed at a hotel near Hyde Park. A parade of military people on horseback was going down the street and there were a lot of people meeting in the park. Someone told me that a nurses' group was having an event there and one or more members of the royal family would attend. From what I was told, pretty much every important event gets a member of the royal family. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:12 PM (+lVUW) So they are like the actors in Galaxy Quest having to go conventions. Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2019 10:31 PM (5q9y4) 177
I love Kwik Trip. Very consistent throughout the chain.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2019 10:31 PM (7ZQe3) 178
And now you know what happens to the cicadas.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (jp0Bv The truth emerges!! Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf) 179
158 Eris, you're right; after years of politicians saying and doing the opposite of what I thought should be done, what a fine gift to hear things like
immigrants are fine if they're legal and not on welfare or universities should protect free speech or lose their federal funding It's saving my sanity. Thank God for Trump indeed Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:32 PM (xIKXj) 180
So they are like the actors in Galaxy Quest having to go conventions.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2019 10:31 PM (5q9y4) By Grabthar's hammer...what savings. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs) 181
You are fortunate, and have not missed a thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (ffYR/) YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs) ------------------------- Nope. They were at least decent back in the 80s. Now? They are processed mystery meat food. IMO only, of course. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 10:32 PM (ffYR/) 182
It is Saturday night, who gives a rat's ass? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G) Spoken like a True Moron. Stellar ONT, btw. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:32 PM (kQs4Y) 184
I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW) Not Hebrew National! They answer to a higher authority. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (t+qrx) 185
Offer a toast to Rafal Ganowicz. If something happens, you want those guys to like you.
Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (25Dt7) 186
184 I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW) Not Hebrew National! They answer to a higher authority. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (t+qrx) They only use the finest Kosher lips and peckers. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs) 187
Conclusion: Trump said pussy!
Posted by: The Muler Report at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (EgshT) 188
I'll be honest, I'm not even sure McDonalds Hamburgers are made of beef.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf) 189
The best way to get someone to appreciate something is take it away.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM (n13/j) Says every married man Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G) 190
I knew most of those expired restaurants. Even kids knew Hojos was not fine eatin'. I didn't see Stuckeys on the list, maybe they are still around. Those restaurants, for the most part, sold a similar style of food. Not the most exotic of cuisines.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (n13/j) 191
Mewler's report will make allusions to buffahs. Lots of buffahs in the family.
Posted by: Cicci at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (Bg6zO) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (kQs4Y) 193
All Hail,, why bother with a couple of shit sticks when you can have the whole shit trolley?
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (XAYDB) 194
They only use the finest Kosher lips and peckers. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs) And now you know what happens to the foreskins Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:35 PM (jp0Bv) 195
56 McRib is neither animal, vegetable, nor mineral.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2019 10:04 PM (miE9U) But it is the very model of a modern major general. Posted by: Gilbert. Or Sullivan at March 23, 2019 10:35 PM (MwFQu) 196
why bother with a couple of shit sticks when you can have the whole shit trolley?
--- Who cares? It's a fucking shiticane out there! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:35 PM (kQs4Y) Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:36 PM (HaL55) 198
Says every married man
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G ...distances himself from MisHum to avoid the frying pan Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:36 PM (pUDQf) 199
194
They only use the finest Kosher lips and peckers. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs) And now you know what happens to the foreskins Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:35 PM (jp0Bv) Explains why they plump when you rub 'em. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs) 200
I've also read that Princess Anne is a tireless activist for charitable causes.
She makes more public appearances for charity than any of the other royals, the Queen included. Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2019 10:36 PM (ro+xn) 201
The Dems have already telegraphed what they are going to do. What the Mueller report says or doesn't say or is hinted at is irrelevant at this point.
As the cover of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy says; Don't Panic. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:37 PM (WNAuL) 202
177 I love Kwik Trip. Very consistent throughout the chain.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2019 10:31 PM (7ZQe3) I love their coffee. I appreciate they sell their Dark Roast whole bean so I can grind at home. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:37 PM (aA3+G) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:37 PM (hgpSN) 204
Explains why they plump when you rub 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac ------------------------- is that why you don't like baseball? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:37 PM (PkVlr) 205
ZOD!!!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:38 PM (PkVlr) 206
198 Says every married man
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G ...distances himself from MisHum to avoid the frying pan Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:36 PM (pUDQf) I talk pretty smart when Mrs. Mis. Hum. isn't online don't I? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G) 207
Drunk daywalker checking in.
Resume. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:37 PM (hgpSN) Hello there, Zod. Nice meeting you back in February. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx) 208
196 why bother with a couple of shit sticks when you can have the whole shit trolley?
--- Who cares? It's a fucking shiticane out there! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:35 PM (kQs4Y) --Well, you've loaded up a hair-trigger, double-barrel shit-machine gun, and the barrel's pointed straight at your own head!!! Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:39 PM (XAYDB) 209
159 A lot of severe-looking Poles flying with me. Don't know how else to describe them. No shit will be taken on this flight!
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0zXml) --- They're gonna hijack your plane to Hamtramck! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y) One should be so lucky! Hamtramck is a magical land where dreams really do come true. Are they the Polish winged cavalry coming to reclaim their ancestral lands? Posted by: Gilbert. Or Sullivan at March 23, 2019 10:39 PM (MwFQu) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:39 PM (hgpSN) 211
I talk pretty smart when Mrs. Mis. Hum. isn't online don't I?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G) Hennnnnrrrrrryyyy! Posted by: Mrs. Mis Hum at March 23, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU) 212
So I made Tomato Pie and Buttermilk Pie after seeing that map last night. Pretty good! Thanks ONT.
Posted by: Philemon at March 23, 2019 10:40 PM (ItHVi) 213
I talk pretty smart when Mrs. Mis. Hum. isn't online don't I?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G Ain't that the truth. We all talk a big game until the woman walks in the room. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:40 PM (pUDQf) 214
Yeccccchhhh. I think McDonald's was too ashamed to offer the "McRib" in Kansas City when I lived there.
In any event, I don't know anyone there (including me) who ever ate one! Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 23, 2019 10:40 PM (QU+qf) 215
Soylent Rib.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:41 PM (kQs4Y) 216
So I made Tomato Pie and Buttermilk Pie after seeing that map last night. Pretty good! Thanks ONT.
Posted by: Philemon at March 23, 2019 10:40 PM (ItHVi) Is Tomato Cream Pie filled with ketchup? Posted by: Mrs. Mis Hum at March 23, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU) 217
Zod Wife is in FL.
Canis Zod is fed but confused, sleepy, grinning. I'm done writing for the evening, and now...is gin. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:41 PM (hgpSN) 218
/sock off
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 10:42 PM (WNAuL) 220
Drunk Zod is funny Zod.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:42 PM (pUDQf) 221
Hogmartin, well met!
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:42 PM (hgpSN) 222
As well.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 23, 2019 10:42 PM (MwFQu) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2019 10:43 PM (PkVlr) 224
123 115: That information would have been leaked to activists at CNN/MSNBC by now.
Posted by: Puddleglum It had been floating around that the report was a "nothingburger". The news people knew it wasn't going to make them happy. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:43 PM (+lVUW) 225
Sigh. I suppose it's only a matter of time until the introduction of the McTurd.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (EgshT) Check the dollar menu! Posted by: MickyD at March 23, 2019 10:43 PM (GzeO9) 226
This "giving up atheism for Lent" kick is a mind-bender. Someone give me some Jesus love.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:43 PM (hgpSN) 227
Just remember margins aren't the only things that can be blown.
There are 356 days to contemplate that until International Steak & BJ Day 2020. And 365 days until International Talk Like William Shatner Day. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 10:43 PM (DMUuz) 228
Sigh. I suppose it's only a matter of time until the introduction of the McTurd.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (EgshT) Those are really avocados. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:44 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2019 10:45 PM (ro+xn) 230
Sigh. I suppose it's only a matter of time until the introduction of the McTurd.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 23, 2019 10:17 PM (EgshT) Those are really avocados. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:44 PM (aS1PU) -------------------- The new McBeto! Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 10:46 PM (ffYR/) 231
I gave up sweets for lent. Haven't had any sugar unless it's hidden in my food.
I miss chocolate. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:46 PM (pUDQf) 232
Growing up my home town was one of the pilot locations for new McDonald's sandwiches.
The one I remember best was one called McFeast. Huge. Like a super carrier version of the big Mac. It didn't make to the regular menu. According to the store owner the price was too high. It cost about $1.25 and corporate policy at that time was no sandwich over $1.00. Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2019 10:46 PM (5q9y4) 233
There are 356 days to contemplate that until International Steak & BJ Day 2020.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 10:43 PM (DMUuz) Is it your birthday? Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:46 PM (8wKjk) 234
Well today was a mixed bag. I had a great show. Then talked to my oldest daughter tonight and find out my great grandson may not be my great grandson. Seems she (the girlfriend) was not completely honest about who the daddy is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2019 10:46 PM (dUJdY) 235
I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM Around here, apparently what people care about is what you put on them. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 10:47 PM (DMUuz) 236
>>229 Zod Wife is in FL. Hopefully nowhere near Florida Man.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2019 10:45 PM (ro+xn) Zod: "Avoid the insane." Zod Wife: "You are seeking a divorce." Zod: "No." Zod Wife: "Try decaf. Or gin. I will return." Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:47 PM (hgpSN) 237
In any event, I don't know anyone there (including me) who ever ate one!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In Ask for extra pickle, and only half the BBQ sauce. It almost tastes like something that way. Posted by: MickyD at March 23, 2019 10:48 PM (GzeO9) Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2019 10:48 PM (0Ntuf) 239
Zod here's some Jesus love.
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (xIKXj) Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (DMUuz) 241
234 Well today was a mixed bag. I had a great show. Then talked to my oldest daughter tonight and find out my great grandson may not be my great grandson. Seems she (the girlfriend) was not completely honest about who the daddy is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2019 10:46 PM (dUJdY) --As Jim Halpert would say, WOOOOOOWWWWWW. That's all I have to say about that. Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (XAYDB) 242
So I made Tomato Pie and Buttermilk Pie after seeing that map last night. Pretty good! Thanks ONT.
Posted by: Philemon at March 23, 2019 10:40 PM (ItHVi) So looking back at it, the map said "uniquely searched pies". Now I am not an internet rocket surgeon, but I think what they were showing is what pie each state searched for online that stood out from the average search. That is a far cry from which pie is most popular in that state. I figured something was wrong when Apple Pie was listed only once (I think). Anyway, it is cool the way they did it, it made it more interesting, not less. Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j) 243
Do you know why I don't buy teh Hot Dogs at Costco? Because they don't sell them in smaller, resealable packages. Once I open the Huge pack of, what, 30 hot dogs, I need to eat them all in a few days! Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (faRj3) 244
238 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/y2zbqoo8 https://tinyurl.com/y2poruhk Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2019 10:48 PM (0Ntuf) How does that not hurt her? So much bouncy. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM (8wKjk) 246
Plus, I don't know a good way to make a Hot Dog, other than grilling it. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM (faRj3) 247
235 I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM Around here, apparently what people care about is what you put on them. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 10:47 PM (DMUuz) I draw the line at fucking cream style corn. Up to that point all is ok with me, live and let live. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G) 248
"Ask for extra pickle, and only half the BBQ sauce. It almost tastes like something that way."
Posted by: MickyD LOL. No thanks, I'll stick with ACTUAL barbeque ribs, and burnt ends, and stuff. Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at March 23, 2019 10:51 PM (QU+qf) 249
Shit. Unbidden erection.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:51 PM (hgpSN) 250
Duncanthrax
me too! actually, since I was born about this time of night, it's about 48 hours until I'm 29! Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:52 PM (xIKXj) 251
246
Plus, I don't know a good way to make a Hot Dog, other than grilling it. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM (faRj3) --- Behold, the Weenie Crown Roast! https://vintagerecipecards.com/2012/05/02/ crown-roast-of-frankfurters/ ((remove space)) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:52 PM (kQs4Y) 252
249 Shit. Unbidden erection.
Posted by: Zod Posted by: saucy wench under the desk at March 23, 2019 10:52 PM (PkVlr) Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:52 PM (HaL55) 254
Plus, I don't know a good way to make a Hot Dog, other than grilling it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM (faRj3) 2" tap-hot water in saucepan, place on low heat. Add hot dog. Simmer until bored. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx) 255
>>239 Zod here's some Jesus love.
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (xIKXj) "...and they were naked, and unashamed..." Show me your tits. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:53 PM (hgpSN) 256
249 Shit. Unbidden erection.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:51 PM (hgpSN) --- Voodoo chubbie! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:53 PM (kQs4Y) 257
jewells, can't say how I can commiserate (my only offspring is a boy of six), but I can say that the run-up to my being a dad is purposefully avoiding knocking up potential god diggers.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:53 PM (XAYDB) 258
Behold, the Weenie Crown Roast!
https://vintagerecipecards.com/2012/05/02/ crown-roast-of-frankfurters/ ((remove space)) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 10:52 PM (kQs4Y) What the? Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU) 259
149 From the White House: the territory once held by ISIS in Syria and Iraq is now 100% liberated
Plenty of reasons to be glad glad glad Posted by: booknlass On the NPR radio station that was announced, but Trump's name was not used. It was obvious that they didn't want to associate his name with anything positive. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW) 260
Don't be a caveman who microwaves hotdogs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:54 PM (pUDQf) 261
nope Zod. no can do
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:54 PM (xIKXj) 262
I am the master of all I surveil.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:54 PM (hgpSN) Posted by: Shep at March 23, 2019 10:55 PM (DMUuz) 264
My Boilers crushed Villanova. My happiness will keep me up all night!
Posted by: Aud at March 23, 2019 10:55 PM (uBywd) 265
Shit. Unbidden erection.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:51 PM You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:56 PM (8wKjk) 266
Do you know why I don't buy teh Hot Dogs at Costco?
Because they don't sell them in smaller, resealable packages. Once I open the Huge pack of, what, 30 hot dogs, I need to eat them all in a few --days! Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (faRj3) --Never bought the packs, but the $1.50 dog and drink deal at the snack bar is the cat's pajamas. Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 10:56 PM (XAYDB) Posted by: saucy wench under the desk at March 23, 2019 10:56 PM (PkVlr) 268
cool!! boxless!
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 10:56 PM (xIKXj) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:56 PM (hgpSN) 270
I am the master of all I surveil.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:54 PM (hgpSN) ------------------------- Better start surveiling some bait then. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 10:57 PM (ffYR/) 271
McRibs are delicious. I don't care if they're made from rendered babies from PP. I will eat them.
You can hate me all you like. I don't care. Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 23, 2019 10:57 PM (C1NyB) 272
you can fry them in some oil and they will blister up. They say the key is to eat them quickly as they get gross if they sit out after frying for some reason. Grilling is the 1 seed I believe. use a hot dog with a real casing that snaps. I know NYC has water dogs but I think they are grilled first. Lot of NYC'ers round these parts would know.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:57 PM (n13/j) 273
I did put in an order. They screwed it up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 10:57 PM (0bu2O) 274
>>(this is what happens when you forget your pants on the ONT)
Posted by: saucy wench under the desk at March 23, 2019 10:56 PM (PkVlr) Cut. Jib. DNA. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:57 PM (hgpSN) 275
Yes, the "poo found on X!" thing sounds awful and that's the kind of studies Big Disinfectant likes to use to hawk their products. The truth is fecal matter is found on everything. It's in the air. How? Well, the world is the bathroom for all the animals out there. Insects, birds, etc. There was some recent study looking at the composition of the shit found in air samples, and in urban areas, the biggest component was dog shit. Not a majority, but a plurality, IIRC. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 10:58 PM (f1Vqw) 276
Because they don't sell them in smaller, resealable packages. Once I
open the Huge pack of, what, 30 hot dogs, I need to eat them all in a few --days! Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:49 PM (faRj3) like half the stuff there. I think mom and pop shops and roach coaches are their top customers. Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j) 277
172 What's Mueller gonna say? We didn't find evidence of Russian collusion but Trump sure seems like someone who would do it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA Well, that sounds like the way the news media is already reporting it. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:59 PM (+lVUW) 278
I'm saving myself for Sinema.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 10:59 PM (hgpSN) 279
All this talk of poo reminds me of that episode of Tales From the Crypt where that dude lived in a clean room afraid of every germ.
Then the roaches started pouring in. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf) 280
Why is anybody surprised they found poo in a McDonalds?
Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2019 11:01 PM (ABjxW) 281
Really Ample.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:01 PM (hgpSN) 282
The wife replies, "The asshole had a paper route!"
---- And just like that, I got an image in my head of Chris Elliott on his bike, and the song... "Stand in the place where you live!" Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 11:01 PM (gpZas) 283
Happy Birthday to You!
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:50 PM Och, thank'ee kindly, mademoiselle! Actually, t'was a few days ago. Int'l S & BJ Day is 14 March. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 11:01 PM (DMUuz) 284
soothsayer, when I had a house full of kids and a husband to feed, I'd open the package and freeze three-quarters of it right away.
maybe even rebag the 30 into 3 10's Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:01 PM (xIKXj) 285
As far as household fecal concentrations, the biggest concentration of shit is found in the kitchen. The least in the bathroom. On average. Your kitchen counter will generally have more shit on it that your toilet seat. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:01 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:02 PM (hgpSN) 287
Speaking of poo in everything, it reminded me of a post by ASM826 who posts on Borepatch now.
You should read these guys. Anyway, it was an analogy of the Fukashima mess, and it's very good. https://tinyurl.com/ItsGotPooInIt Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 23, 2019 11:03 PM (C1NyB) 288
There was some recent study looking at the
composition of the shit found in air samples, and in urban areas, the biggest component was dog shit. Not a majority, but a plurality, IIRC. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 10:58 PM Aerosolised dog shit... That's a "greenhouse gas", innit? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 11:03 PM (CLcKT) 289
All this talk of poo reminds me of that episode of Tales From the Crypt where that dude lived in a clean room afraid of every germ.
Then the roaches started pouring in. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:59 PM I think you mean "Creepshow" Posted by: Stephen King at March 23, 2019 11:03 PM (zCabI) Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2019 11:03 PM (ro+xn) 291
204 Explains why they plump when you rub 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac *wanders in, after content, first post I read* Yep, I'm in the right place. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc) 292
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I was drinking Manhattans and Old Fashioneds all night long. Some of my buds are having a rough time of it so I picked up the tab. For three of us - that's dinner, and drinking for 4 hours at a pretty good pace, the tab was $50. I thought there was a mistake and talked to the waitress about it. Nope - all good - the drinks were $3 apiece and beers were $1. Man I love small town bars. Tipped her big. Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2019 10:22 PM I spent that on take out Chinese for wire and one kid Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 11:04 PM (25Dt7) 293
(Concerto 5 in E-flat major)
at the end of his career. A calm, ordered Beethoven. Give it a listen. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:04 PM (hgpSN) 294
(Considers)
This is a slightly different dynamic than the Monday morning thread. (Adjusts) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:02 PM (hgpSN) Baselines recalibrated? Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx) 295
I think you mean "Creepshow"
Posted by: Stephen King at March 23, 2019 11:03 PM (zCabI Was that it? Shit. They say the memory is the... What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Creepshow! I loved those shoes. Crypt, Creepshow, Cliffhanger Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:04 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 11:05 PM (kQs4Y) 297
>.Baselines recalibrated?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx) It hasn't been easy. Abjuring atheism for Lent has led to indigestion, faith, and acne. I remain sane. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:06 PM (hgpSN) 298
Hot dogs: (Hebrew National by preference). Fry in butter or grill if possible. Put on lightly toasted and buttered roll. Mustard then well drained sauerkraut. Consume. Repeat as necessary.
A baseball game on the radio enhances the flavor. Posted by: JTB at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (bmdz3) 299
I'd like to see a shit study of San Francisco. I'd bet the biggest component would be human shit. And that's when it starts getting problematic. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (f1Vqw) 300
Mustard + chili sauce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:08 PM (pUDQf) 301
Icebreaking on the St. Mary's River, January 2019.
https://tinyurl.com/yxmjwbo5 Be glad you are warm. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:08 PM (BpGTm) 302
299
I'd like to see a shit study of San Francisco. I'd bet the biggest component would be human shit. And that's when it starts getting problematic. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (f1Vqw You sure know a lot of shit. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:08 PM (pUDQf) 303
Tonight on FOX, some said Uncle Joey Biden won't go too far in the Dem race because he's too male, pale, and stale. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:09 PM (f1Vqw) 304
Has anyone watched the Alliance of American Football league yet? If you hit their web site, you can click on AAF raw, and see the game with NO commercial breaks. These guys are really playing hard, and they leave it on the field. I hope they make it. Posted by: irogrampa at March 23, 2019 11:09 PM (S/hVx) 305
I would have a line break to make things more comprehensible, but hey - pixy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:09 PM (BpGTm) 306
299
I'd like to see a shit study of San Francisco. I'd bet the biggest component would be human shit. And that's when it starts getting problematic. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (f1Vqw) They did that there already, and found the highest concentration to be on male penises. Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2019 11:09 PM (ABjxW) 307
Kraut.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:09 PM (hgpSN) 308
I'd like to see a shit study of San Francisco. I'd bet the biggest component would be human shit. And that's when it starts getting problematic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (f1Vqw) ---------------- There is actually already an app for that. I will not be linking it. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:09 PM (ffYR/) 309
I don't think Joe has the stamina for keeping up with Trump. He will pull a Hillary and skip states.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:10 PM (pUDQf) 310
kraut, mustard, celery salt and a big dill pickle
Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:10 PM (xIKXj) 311
Gonna go run for take-out, anybody need anything?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx) 312
Guns.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:11 PM (hgpSN) 313
I don't think Joe has the stamina for keeping up with Trump. He will pull a Hillary and skip states.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:10 PM (pUDQf) Most 25 year olds don't have the stamina of Trump. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 11:11 PM (aS1PU) 314
Cool shit fact: The wombat turd is an almost perfect cube, and the wombat stacks its shit like so many blocks to mark its territory...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 11:11 PM (CLcKT) Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs) 316
Gonna go run for take-out, anybody need anything?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx) yeah, pick me up a McRib. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 11:12 PM (aS1PU) 317
Handing out computers to schoolkids has to be one of the greatest educational scams ever.
Elon Musk is giving some away to the skoolkidz in Flint MI, and the local newscasters are gushing over it. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2019 11:12 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 11:12 PM (0bu2O) Posted by: Robert Hawkins at March 23, 2019 11:12 PM (t+qrx) 320
Tonight on FOX, some said Uncle Joey Biden won't go too far in the Dem race because he's too male, pale, and stale. Once PDT tweets about Ol' Slow Joe and his loinfruit's involvement in all that Ukraine corruption, he'll be out the next day. Progda will cover that story. With a pillow until it stops moving. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 11:13 PM (HaL55) 321
Joe Kidd on Movieplex.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2019 11:13 PM (n13/j) 322
235 I'm not going to judge you. I eat hot dogs, and who knows what the hell they're grinding up and putting in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:30 PM Around here, apparent Onions, mustard, and Patterson's canned chili dog sauce. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:13 PM (+lVUW) 323
>>315 312 Guns.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:11 PM (hgpSN) Snug. Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs) Warm. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (hgpSN) 324
>> You sure know a lot of shit.
And I'm a-shittin' and a-gettin'. I used that expression a while back and Miley had never heard it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw) 325
Whoever is the Democrat's nominee for President will be a sacrificial lamb with no future in politics after election.
Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (8wKjk) 326
Oops, part of my quote got deleted. No kidding, it was the beagle jumping around because she wants treats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (HaL55) 328
Onions, mustard, and Patterson's canned chili dog sauce.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:13 PM (+lVUW My kind of woman Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (pUDQf) 329
310 ..."kraut, mustard, celery salt and a big dill pickle"
booknlass, Thanks for the celery salt reminder. It's a taste I learned from my grandfather. He sometimes put it on apples. (Makes note to look in spice drawer in kitchen.) Posted by: JTB at March 23, 2019 11:15 PM (bmdz3) 330
Whoever is the Democrat's nominee for President will be a sacrificial lamb with no future in politics after election.
Posted by: ALH ---- Maybe they can just run William Jennings Bryan again. Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 11:16 PM (gpZas) Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:16 PM (xIKXj) 332
326 Oops, part of my quote got deleted. No kidding, it was the beagle jumping around because she wants treats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW) You know about the peanut butter on the roof of the mouth trick, right? Give you a few minutes to type. Posted by: Roy at March 23, 2019 11:17 PM (ABjxW) 333
Maybe they can just run William Jennings Bryan again. Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 11:16 PM (gpZas) WJB will vote for him at the very least. Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 11:17 PM (8wKjk) 334
Speaking of shit, those hapless sods on that foundering cruise ship off the coast of arctic Norway are in a world of it, aren't they...
Ahoy! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2019 11:17 PM (CLcKT) 335
Lawyers, Guns, and Money: Hank Jr version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDny6qzfIr8 Warren Zevon's original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv7QqXiM It's relevant: "I went home with a waitress, the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Russians too?" Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:17 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:18 PM (f1Vqw) 337
Thanks man, Zevon was great.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:18 PM (hgpSN) 338
They're putting out a welcome mat for lazy, addicted bums. The citizens of that city deserve to live in an open sewer. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 10:23 PM (+lVUW What's amazing is it's all the major cities with liberal leaders. Same thing in Los Angelas, San Fran, Oakland, Seattle, New York, Chicago, and Baltimore. Wouldn't be surprised if I've missed a bunch. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 10:26 PM (pUDQf) It's not just the big cities. Virtually every beach city over 20k on the West Coast does the same thing. And the ones under 20k would LIKE to put out the welcome mat, but they don't have the cash or credit to do it. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2019 11:19 PM (eXA4G) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (hgpSN) 340
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Whoever is the Democrat's nominee for President will be a sacrificial lamb with no future in politics after election. Posted by: ALH Why are you looking at me? Posted by: Michael Dukakis at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (WNAuL) 341
I hereby award Joe Biden, and about 17 other Socialists/Democrats, participation trophies.
They can go home now. Posted by: Miklos, feeling generous at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (zCyNd) 342
Whoever is the Democrat's nominee for President will be a sacrificial lamb with no future in politics after election.
Posted by: ALH ----- "Kevin Phillips-Bong, Slightly Silly Party... nought." Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (gpZas) 343
this is a "field dressing" I guess ... CNN goes to some guy in the field that doesn't know he's on ... slicking his hair back with his spit ...
https://tinyurl.com/y23f3y8h Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2019 11:21 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:21 PM (xIKXj) 345
People, it's penes. How many times do I have to tell you the correct plural of penis is penes?
Answer: "What is about the same number of times you're told the correct plural of Prius is Prii?" for $500, Alex. Posted by: AoSHQ Assistant Associate Copy Editor, Plurals & Pronouns at March 23, 2019 11:21 PM (DMUuz) 346
Evenin' Horde!
If you need a McRib fix, and McD's ain't got 'em on the menu, I recommend checking your grocery store's frozen section for On-Cor frozen family dinners. They have a BBQ rib patty similar to the McRib, just perhaps a bit smaller. We call them Ribwiches (from the Simpsons, which got this hearty endorsement from Krusty the Clown - "I don't mind the taste!") Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2019 11:22 PM (8g9zh) 347
>>They can go home now.
Posted by: Miklos, feeling generous at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (zCyNd) Don't count your chickens, friend. Trump is a one-term glory. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:22 PM (hgpSN) 348
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2019 11:22 PM (8g9zh)
It's the bun and the sauce. How do we replicate that?!??!?? Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 23, 2019 11:23 PM (C1NyB) 349
339 changing from Emperor Suite to Brahms.
(Shit. only safety razors) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (hgpSN) Uh...Zod? You okay dude? Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (pUDQf) 350
I recommend checking your grocery store's frozen section for On-Cor frozen family dinners. They have a BBQ rib patty similar to the McRib... Exactly like the McRib. But I haven't seen them for 10 years. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (faRj3) Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (xIKXj) 353
Why are you looking at me? Posted by: Michael Dukakis at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (WNAuL) Luckily, Dukakis ended up with a lucrative and fulfilling post-politics career as a parking activist in Westwood. https://tinyurl.com/y4rrxe27 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (eXA4G) 354
Hot dogs: (Hebrew National by preference). Fry in butter or grill if possible. Put on lightly toasted and buttered roll. Mustard then well drained sauerkraut. Consume. Repeat as necessary.
A baseball game on the radio enhances the flavor. Posted by: JTB at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (bmdz3) ------------------------------ I prefer my hot dogs steamed. When I was growing up, we used to buy hot dogs from this elderly guy who had a little stand built on the front of his house. Best hot dogs ever! Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (8g9zh) 355
Ribwich commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDksqGudw3k Homer: "Man, I can't wait to pack that into my colon!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (kQs4Y) 356
They can go home now.
Posted by: Miklos, feeling generous at March 23, 2019 11:20 PM (zCyNd) Don't count your chickens, friend. Trump is a one-term glory. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:22 PM (hgpSN) ------------------ Unless something really unusual happens with the economy before 2020, I could not disagree more strongly. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (ffYR/) 357
A good alternative to grilling quality frankfurters I learned from my Grandfather, who was born and raised in an Omaha meat packaging family, is to bring a pot to boil, add fresh links, cover and take off the heat for 10 minutes until the dogs are plump.
Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (0x00j) 358
Speaking of poo around the house, a disc jockey said that he wanted to put a nanny cam in his house because he thought that his cat was sitting on his pillow while he was at work.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (+lVUW) 359
>>Uh...Zod? You okay dude?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (pUDQf) Of course. Resume your toil. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (hgpSN) 360
Unless something really unusual happens with the economy before 2020, I could not disagree more strongly.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (ffYR/) Concur. Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (C1NyB) 361
And more ice breaking - just further south on the St. Clair River.
https://tinyurl.com/y6nlnle5 And there we all are. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (BpGTm) 362
Unless something really unusual happens with the economy before 2020, I could not disagree more strongly.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (ffYR/) There you go giving the Dems ideas. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (aS1PU) 363
It's the bun and the sauce.
How do we replicate that?!??!?? Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 23, 2019 11:23 PM (C1NyB) ------------------------ Comes with the sauce. The buns, on the other hand, you just have to experiment with whatever's available in the bakery. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (8g9zh) 364
A lot of severe-looking Poles flying with me. Don't know how else to describe them. No shit will be taken on this flight! Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (0zXml) Ask them how the song "Poland is Not Yet Lost" goes Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (mUa7G) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:27 PM (pUDQf) 366
>>Unless something really unusual happens with the economy before 2020, I could not disagree more strongly.Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (ffYR/)\
I hope you're right. I think he'll lose. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:27 PM (hgpSN) 367
Again, I apologize that pixy will not let me put spaces between an opening sentence, the link, and a concluding sentence. But that is pixy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:28 PM (BpGTm) 368
Exactly like the McRib. But I haven't seen them for 10 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 11:24 PM (faRj3) ---------------------------- The grocery store closest to us stopped carrying them, but another store (same chain, different location) about 20 minutes away still has them. I pick up a few packs whenever I'm shopping there. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2019 11:28 PM (8g9zh) 369
haha nerdygirl, i realized recently that one of my cats pissed on my worn clothes in a laundry basket in the bathroom, (same room as their box).
the little turk Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:28 PM (xIKXj) 370
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Tonight on FOX, some said Uncle Joey Biden won't go too far in the Dem race because he's too male, pale, and stale. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear They should have also mentioned how he can't keep his hands and his nose off females. The guy's a perv and no one in the media talks about it. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW) 371
Unless something really unusual happens with the economy before 2020, I could not disagree more strongly.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (ffYR/) There you go giving the Dems ideas. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2019 11:26 PM (aS1PU) --------------- Oops. After 2008 I never thought they would have thought of that......again. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:29 PM (ffYR/) 372
>>A good beer and brat is manna from heaven.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:27 PM (pUDQf) That shit is gospel. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:30 PM (hgpSN) 373
Ribwich commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDksqGudw3k Homer: "Man, I can't wait to pack that into my colon!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 11:25 PM (kQs4Y) -------------------------- Krusty: "Think smaller. Think more legs." Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2019 11:30 PM (8g9zh) 374
Tanya Tagaq FTW. Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 11:30 PM (LkFnL) 375
REM Reckoning.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:30 PM (hgpSN) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 11:31 PM (kQs4Y) 377
Home. Warm, dry home on a cool, drizzly night is good.
Had some late dinner. Hangry-devoured some beef & noodles stir-fry for an appetizer, then some rice & Milady's Greek Roasted Chicken (made in honor of our new little granddaughter). So, that is good. Caught up to #335. How many more are there? Waving at booknlass & backwards boy. Booknlass, it was a... confusing charge. Grampaw-style sympathies for Jewells45 - Very troubling. Now about that almost $500 charge today... Wait a min. Gotta refresh my drink. And pet the cat. And some things. Back in ... another 300 comments? I hope not. Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker and the sinkhole full of sinkholes at March 23, 2019 11:31 PM (GvEen) 378
What if Monkey's fly out of my butt???
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro) Your proctologist gets hazard pay, to start. Then we all ask you what you have been eating. Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 11:31 PM (mUa7G) Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2019 11:32 PM (fuK7c) 380
good evening horde. Whats up?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 23, 2019 11:32 PM (0OmEj) 381
379 Being a yankee,
Posted by: AlaBAMA *scratches head* Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2019 11:32 PM (fuK7c) I escaped. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (pUDQf) 382
What if Monkey's fly out of my butt???
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro) Your proctologist gets hazard pay, to start. Then we all ask you what you have been eating. Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 11:31 PM (mUa7G) I think a veterinarian should consult, at least ... Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (LPnfS) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G) 384
308 I'd like to see a shit study of San Francisco. I'd bet the biggest component would be human shit. And that's when it starts getting problematic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 11:07 PM (f1Vqw) ---------------- There is actually already an app for that. I will not be linking it. Posted by: Calm Mentor Yeah, I wonder what it costs the city to pay people to clean the human shit and urine off their sidewalks. I think the app is to report people's poop so that the city can clean it up. If they were smart, they'd put the poopers on a bus and ship them to Seattle. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (+lVUW) 385
I boiled some peanuts, so today was somewhat productive.
Posted by: Miklos the goober pea guy at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (pUDQf) 387
I'm sorry, one more Simpsons clip -- Homer takes a hit off a Ribwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaJWkjgoVmc Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (kQs4Y) 388
The guy's a perv and no one in the media talks about it.
He's also a substance abuser; needs an intervention to cure him of eating paste. Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (ro+xn) 389
first?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 23, 2019 11:34 PM (0OmEj) 390
If the President loses this next election to any democrat the countries loss will be incalculable.
We are all Spartacus now. Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (0x00j) 391
They should have also mentioned how he can't keep
his hands and his nose off females. The guy's a perv and no one in the media talks about it. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW) That does not hurt Democrats, unless they need to be jettisoned without an escape pod. You will know when Joe is being jettisoned. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (BpGTm) 392
>>I escaped.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (pUDQf) Well. Goddamn. (proffers flask) Sometimes we're all from the South. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (hgpSN) 393
317 Handing out computers to schoolkids has to be one of the greatest educational scams ever.
Elon Musk is giving some away to the skoolkidz in Flint MI, and the local newscasters are gushing over it. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt It'll be nice for the parents who are short on drug money. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (WNAuL) 395
Hey Mikey NTH, what are you up to tomorrow? Want to get coffee or something?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (t+qrx) 396
I think a veterinarian should consult, at least ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (LPnfS) Nah, a simple warm water enema will do. Once the Wicked Witch is melted the monkeys will stop. The problem is getting Dorothy and her friends to safety. That's where the yellow bricks come in. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 11:36 PM (jp0Bv) 397
Deplorable Ian Galt, they are collecting data on every one of those kids through their iPads and chrome books
but you know that Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 11:38 PM (xIKXj) 398
this is Tony Heller ... The Climate Industrial Complex ... showing all the lies, and how good people get destroyed if they are "deniers". He has been pretty effective in his videos ... demonstrates clearly how they just lie lie lie. Doesn't go into deep science, just shows how they lie and cheat on basic facts. But he covers the politics of it as well.
https://tinyurl.com/y5bhfg3e Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2019 11:39 PM (Cus5s) 399
354 ..."I prefer my hot dogs steamed. When I was growing up, we used to buy hot dogs from this elderly guy who had a little stand built on the front of his house. Best hot dogs ever!"
Haven't been to a hot dog vendor in a long time but in my youth hot dogs from stands were steamed. Probably kept them from being burnt or overcooked. Those cooked at home were fried or grilled. Don't know why but it was a sharp demarcation. Posted by: JTB at March 23, 2019 11:39 PM (bmdz3) 400
380 good evening horde. Whats up?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 23, 2019 11:32 PM (0OmEj) Zod's, allegedly Posted by: VMs phone at March 23, 2019 11:39 PM (dm05u) 401
Night, be safe all.
Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 23, 2019 11:39 PM (0x00j) 402
>>Once the Wicked Witch is melted the monkeys will stop. The problem is getting Dorothy and her friends to safety. That's where the yellow bricks come in.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 11:36 PM (jp0Bv) Interesting. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:40 PM (hgpSN) 403
Hey Mikey NTH, what are you up to tomorrow? Want to get coffee or something?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:35 PM (t+qrx) Sure. When are you thinking and where? Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:42 PM (BpGTm) 404
332 326 Oops, part of my quote got deleted. No kidding, it was the beagle jumping around because she wants treats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW) You know about the peanut butter on the roof of the mouth trick, right? Give you a few minutes to type. Posted by: Roy Beagles are the sweetest dogs in the world, but thick headed. I have to order her, very loudly, to "go lay down". I repeat that about 4 times. She circles back and forth oh the couch a few times, and settles in for a nap. She's napping very nicely now. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:42 PM (+lVUW) 405
Holy smokes. Auburn is up twenty on Kansas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:43 PM (pUDQf) 406
Sure. When are you thinking and where?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:42 PM (BpGTm) I hadn't thought that far ahead. You're over west of me... hell, want to go to Horrock's? I haven't been in a while. No plans for tomorrow, so any time is fine. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:44 PM (t+qrx) 407
What if monkeys flew *into* my butt?
Posted by: Shepard at March 23, 2019 11:44 PM (Bg6zO) 408
Oops. After 2008 I never thought they would have thought of that......again.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 11:29 PM (ffYR/) I hope not. I had just left gainful employment, a few weeks later President Bush was on TV talking about world economic collapse. I looked at my wife and said, "the whole world economy relied on you spending my paycheck, who knew?" Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 11:44 PM (Rz2Nc) 409
Auburn is gonna bust a lot of brackets
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:47 PM (pUDQf) 410
405 Holy smokes. Auburn is up twenty on Kansas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:43 PM (pUDQf) --Make it so Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 11:48 PM (XAYDB) 411
405 Holy smokes. Auburn is up twenty on Kansas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2019 11:43 PM (pUDQf) --and the Jets registered the Predators 5-0. Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 11:49 PM (XAYDB) 412
No plans for tomorrow, so any time is fine.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:44 PM (t+qrx) Okay - Horrock's at noon works for me. See you there. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:50 PM (BpGTm) 413
They should have also mentioned how he can't keep
his hands and his nose off females. The guy's a perv and no one in the media talks about it. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW) You forgot a word: "prepubescent". Posted by: Average Guy at March 23, 2019 11:50 PM (LMcFk) 414
Okay - Horrock's at noon works for me. See you there.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 11:50 PM (BpGTm) Sure thing. I still have your phone number, if it hasn't changed. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:52 PM (t+qrx) 415
She's napping very nicely now.
Posted by: nerdygirl ---------- heh. That's what you think. Since our little dog went totally deaf, I have learned something. For years, I assumed that the dog would immediately be alerted by sundry noises if one of us went into the kitchen, which equates to the possibility of a treat. Well, she will sleep through someone passing by now, but if there is faintest hint of something edible in the air, and she is instantly awake. My conclusion? A dog's nose never sleeps. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 11:53 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2019 11:53 PM (fuK7c) 417
Balcones 46% Texas Bourbon at$24. with discount.
Excellent. And thank you President Trump. Winning and ain't no ways tired. Posted by: john doe at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (WX+x0) 418
Zod is bored.
Someone, entertain. You, over there. Yes, you. Type your favorite movie. or sexual position, or the name of the last human you mated with. Sheesh. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (hgpSN) 419
Zags 5th straight trip to Sweet 16.
Posted by: Ha at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (rh0jq) 420
Hmmm...Mikey NTH is another Michiganist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2019 11:53 PM (fuK7c) This should surprise nobody. It's not like he's coy about it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (t+qrx) 421
Zod is bored.
Someone, entertain. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (hgpSN) dammit. *struggles into ill-fitting dress white uniform* *wheezily attempts to dance a merry hornpipe* *keels over* *twitches* *twitches twice* Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (t+qrx) 422
418 Zod is bored.
Someone, entertain. You, over there. Yes, you. Type your favorite movie. or sexual position, or the name of the last human you mated with. Sheesh. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (hgpSN) ---------------- Maybe I could offer Zod something in a nice 1911? Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (WEBkv) 423
The content on the HQ is awesome, maybe too awesome because you can lose many hours of your life to it.
The Alita review below was a case in point. I agree with all of it. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (hgpSN) 425
Someone, entertain.
You, over there. Yes, you. Type your favorite movie. or sexual position, or the name of the last human you mated with. Sheesh. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (hgpSN) Human would be stretching it. I got nothing. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2019 11:59 PM (ufFY8) 426
VCU is eliminated.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (hgpSN) While medication can reduce the frequency and duration of flare-ups, VCU can never be completely eliminated. Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (t+qrx) 427
Auburn is going to win. That is a bit of an upset.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (WNAuL) 428
>>Maybe I could offer Zod something in a nice 1911?
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (WEBkv) Well. Manufacturer? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (hgpSN) 429
My favorite movie is Sheena Queen of the Jungle with Tanya Roberts.
Because of that waterfall scene. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (pUDQf) 430
Sure thing. I still have your phone number, if it hasn't changed.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 11:52 PM (t+qrx Nope. Still the same. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (BpGTm) 431
Type your favorite movie. or sexual position, or the name of the last human you mated with.
Sheesh. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:56 PM (hgpSN) How would you like to discuss the proposal for 100% reserves banking and the end to fiat money? Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (mUa7G) 432
Yo, Zod. I saw you for about a second at the MoMee and didn't get to say hi.
I would have said that I like Zod Hemingway and Zod Faulkner. There you go. That is a simulacrum of what our meeting in person would have been. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 12:01 AM (fuK7c) 433
Type your favorite movie. or sexual position, or the name of the last human you mated with
Let's play chess! Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 24, 2019 12:02 AM (ykYG2) 434
Well.
Manufacturer? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:00 AM (hgpSN) ------------------ Sig, no, wait, Kimber.... Crap, I'm going off the bridge into the Gorge of Eternal Peril, aren't I? Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:02 AM (WEBkv) 435
"Hmmm...Mikey NTH is another Michiganist."
Well of course. Where else did you think such manners, education, and videos of the Great Lakes were coming from. Michigan is Awesome! - 4 out of 5 Great Lakes Agree! Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 24, 2019 12:02 AM (BpGTm) 436
424 VCU is eliminated.
Carry on. Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2019 11:58 PM (hgpSN) --Sucks, as a native Virginian. All I got left is FSU, Tech, and the Jets. Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 12:03 AM (XAYDB) 437
I like the part of the movie where
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:04 AM (hgpSN) 438
Any Palp sightings/news lately?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:04 AM (CLcKT) 439
Biden / Eichenwald 2020 for the "Pennywise Ticket"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 24, 2019 12:04 AM (ykYG2) Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2019 12:05 AM (mUa7G) 441
If you can't have Sig, you have Glock.
If you can't have Glock, kill yourself. All love to Virginia. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:05 AM (hgpSN) 442
Crap, I'm going off the bridge into the Gorge of Eternal Peril, aren't I? Posted by: Blake ---------- The road to perdition is paved with 1911's. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:05 AM (xSo9G) 443
Are Kimberly worth the coin?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:06 AM (pUDQf) 444
Kimbers
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:06 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: H&K at March 24, 2019 12:06 AM (xSo9G) 446
TL, DR: Keep a budget. Plan ahead. Make money.
The long form: Last Sunday, St Patty's the 17th, was the 23rd anniversary of the day I first put up a web page as Mindful Webworks (whence my silly nic). Originally mindful.sprynet.com - ancient history. The domain name purchase came later. As some folks understand, to "compete," you can't just get "mindfulwebworks.com" - you have to cover all the bases, or at least the major ones, dots com, org, and net. That's about all there were besides things like .gov when I Apparently, a decade ago, in a moment of fatness and forethought, I set up and paid for the domains to renew automatically every ten years. I'd forgotten I'd done that. A decade blows by like a hurricane. So today, when we're in a moment of leanness and lackathought, the bill comes in for multiple domains times ten years each. (Funny how time flies when you're not keeping track.) $YOW! The card account was already on life support. I tried renewing but the web host said I couldn't. I called Help for help, but "William's" main advice was to LET GO of my domains, and try to renew them on another card. "You have five days. GO!" And some other things neither Milady nor I comprehended. He SEEMED to be a native English speaker, but was infected with geekspeek. Well, turns out, my attempted online renewal charge (1 year, not 10) on the main two com domains went through after all, so MW is still alive, for a while. Searching behind the couch cushions to see about renewing the others. Sure makes me think about what I'm doing. Approaching a quarter century of practically no feedback (logprof notwithstanding) and utterly no $upport (virgin PayPal buttons all over the site) after 23 years and twelve hundred webworks, why even bother keeping up with the domains. If only that were the worst of our concerns! Here, an old webwork to make up for my whining: mindfulwebworks.com/radical/2013-oct-13-washington-dc Posted by: mindful webworker and the web's best-hidden site at March 24, 2019 12:06 AM (GvEen) 447
Zod misses Palp bigly.f
No homo. Or homo, whatever. Adibas. Rams. Glue. Canals. Bullets. Yurts. Palp--see the column of smoke. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:07 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: H&K at March 24, 2019 12:08 AM (xSo9G) 449
I've never shot a Kimber. I'm told they're excellent.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:09 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:09 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:09 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 24, 2019 12:10 AM (BpGTm) 453
Down goes Kansas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:11 AM (pUDQf) 454
Sponge!
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2019 12:11 AM (rf8q9) 455
DYEDYE, ORDA KRICHIT DLYA TEBYA!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:11 AM (CLcKT) 456
Night Mikey.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:11 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G) 458
Old: REM
New: Talking Heads Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:12 AM (hgpSN) 459
Well good night all. Got chores and stuff tomorrow.
See you at Horrock's, hogmartin. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 24, 2019 12:10 AM (BpGTm) Same. Good night, everybody. If you need something from Horrock's, email me. Any other area Morons are welcome to come too. It's a neat place! Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 12:13 AM (t+qrx) 460
440 I feel old
Cover of "Stuck in the Middle With You" https://youtu.be/1T3B502Ut94 Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2019 12:05 AM (mUa7G) --"Swallow" (double entendres welcome, but old and unoriginal despite protestations to the contrary) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxIcizZ-A8Y Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 12:13 AM (XAYDB) 461
443 Are Kimberly worth the coin?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:06 AM (pUDQf) ---------------- Yes. Have one, run thousands of rounds through it and the only hiccup was a factory reload that had the side of the case torn off that I didn't notice when loading the magazine. It's my carry weapon and I run it in IDPA matches on a regular basis. I don't clean before the match, because the gun has to run after being in the holster for a while and the best time to find out if there's an issue is during a match and not when I actually need the gun. Hasn't failed yet. Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:14 AM (WEBkv) 462
OK. I must disappoint Zod, for which I am exceeding sorry. But it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try to behave. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 12:14 AM (HaL55) 463
From the sidebar, has ace become a Breatharian?
Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 12:14 AM (sdi6R) 464
Buh-bye Jayhawks
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 12:15 AM (XAYDB) 465
Zettai, you a russkiyazichniy chyelovyek? Seems so.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:15 AM (QDnY+) Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 24, 2019 12:15 AM (faRj3) 467
Yeah. They were recalled. And re-issued.
I sent mine back. Never shot it, but the feed was "scratchy" (I know that's imprecise). It shoots OK, not a glass trigger, weird pull, flat recoil. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:16 AM (hgpSN) 468
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:14 AM (WEBkv)
Thanks for the feedback. I've danced around Kimbers at the gun store for years now and I'm this close to working up the nerve to take her home. But they are pricey. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:18 AM (pUDQf) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:18 AM (xIKXj) 470
I sent mine back. Never shot it, but the feed was "scratchy" (I know that's imprecise). It shoots OK, not a glass trigger, weird pull, flat recoil.
Posted by: Zod -------- Well, they are different altogether, but there was a Moron who was going to test fire a Steyr M9A1 and report back. I never heard, but my interest remains high. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:18 AM (xSo9G) 471
Just because -- Dusty Springfield Son Of A Preacher Man
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=N3Esa7ohFpM Also what kind of name is Dickie Arbiter? Dickie Arbiter - Queen Elizabeth's former press spokesman Is this the man you hire when you want a settlement from One Hour Martinizing for ruining your last faux turtleneck? Especially if it's this one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6b8daje Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 12:19 AM (Z4rgH) 472
Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 12:19 AM (B8vRO) 473
He looks like Jiminy Glick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 24, 2019 12:15 AM (faRj3) Sure, but Jiminy Glick wasn't a butt-hurt shitburger in dire need of a blanket party. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 12:19 AM (UOVq+) 474
Have never fired a Kimber, or a Les Baer, or any of the other high-end 1911s. All my guns are stock, have not had trigger work on any. Just my way. But I expect/hope to get some trigger smoothing the hard/fun way - lots and lots of shooting. Have an S ampersand W Model 66-2, produced in the early 90s, third owner but first two didn't shoot it much, it's getting pretty nice.
I've tried some of the tricked-out triggers on guns at matches - revolvers, CZs. They are unbelievably lighter and better than all of mine. Meh. I'd like to become proficient enough that I shoot satisfactorily with stock triggers. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+) 475
SIG 226. Took that overseas, that's a nice gun.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:20 AM (hgpSN) 476
after listening to Heller's well'done refutation of climate change propaganda, next time anybody says anything in support of it, I'm just going to keep saying, no. nope. no.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:20 AM (xIKXj) 477
>> Just saw a pic of Mr Kellyanne Conway for the first time.
Here's a pic of Kellyanne, on the red carpet at some inaugural ball with that POS: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2m7hgvz That is just sad. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 12:20 AM (f1Vqw) 478
OK, my fucking iPhone is on a Talking heads loop of 'Burning down the house'
Time to move from Budweiser to sissy drinks. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:21 AM (hgpSN) 479
Zettai, you a russkiyazichniy chyelovyek? Seems so.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:15 AM Ya ni znayu nichevo... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:21 AM (CLcKT) 480
Thanks for the feedback. I've danced around Kimbers at the gun store for years now and I'm this close to working up the nerve to take her home.
But they are pricey. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:18 AM (pUDQf) -------------- Same here, finally bought one and now wish I had another. Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:21 AM (WEBkv) 481
>>OK. I must disappoint Zod, for which I am exceeding sorry. But it's bedtime for Bonzo.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 24, 2019 12:14 AM (HaL55) You will sleep. Perhaps sleep will take you. Forever. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:23 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 12:24 AM (B8vRO) 483
Love "Son of a Preacher Man".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 12:24 AM (fuK7c) 484
I had a Kimber, before the inevitable canoe accident. Very nice. Recommend.
I bought it in 2003. I don't know what they're like today. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 12:25 AM (sdi6R) 485
Loaded 50 rounds of 45ACP. 450 more of that (use up last box of bullets), then on to 30 carbine. And soon, a new caliber enters the family.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:25 AM (QDnY+) 486
Friends: I'm a bird-hunter. Shoot a 870, sans dog (she hates rain and blinds, whatever, don't ask).
I want a deer gun. I'm a newbie. I'm thinking .270. Remington? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:26 AM (hgpSN) 487
That was the ball where Trump called her up with "Come up here, baby" and we had this scene: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yykmc8zw Now, look that POS she's married to again. The above pic probably explains his problem -- jealousy and inferiority complex. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 12:26 AM (f1Vqw) 488
Tenticle prawn!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:27 AM (CLcKT) 489
from "Stuck in the Middle With You"
To Baker Street https://youtu.be/dU6w56epBdc one of the greatest songs ever done Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:27 AM (xIKXj) 490
You can smooth out a trigger with a few thousand rounds
Posted by: Jean at March 24, 2019 12:27 AM (25Dt7) 491
Old: David Byrne.
New:Van Morrison. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:27 AM (hgpSN) 492
Now, look that POS she's married to again. The above pic probably explains his problem -- jealousy and inferiority complex.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 12:26 AM (f1Vqw) ---------------- Wow, that dress fit Kellyann quite well. Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:28 AM (WEBkv) 493
Zod, .270 is a very good round. But shoot it before you plonk down money.
Also do some research on what action seems best for you too, and stock weight. Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2019 12:29 AM (mUa7G) 494
I want a deer gun. I'm a newbie. I'm thinking .270. Remington?
Posted by: Zod ----------- I regard the .270 as the most versatile rifle cartridge ever created. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:29 AM (CDGwz) 495
Publius, I remember seeing that. She looked amazing! Trump calling her baby seemed odd, now I think it is was a dig at her husband. I remember seeing him and thinking why is the coat check guy hanging so close to her
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 24, 2019 12:29 AM (fnWQo) 496
What kind of land you going to be hunting, Zod?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2019 12:30 AM (OSgHz) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:30 AM (Pg+x7) 498
Tis time.
Take a moment and be thankful you live in this most exceptional country, despite the current issues. The concepts it was built on and governed under can never be extinguished--and WE own the patent. Goodite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well. Posted by: irogrampa at March 24, 2019 12:30 AM (S/hVx) 499
... p.s. good saturday night joke!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:31 AM (Pg+x7) 500
I regard the .270 as the most versatile rifle cartridge ever created. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:29 AM (CDGwz) -------------- Zod shoots an 870 already, maybe deer slugs, depending on type of terrain and distance? Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:31 AM (WEBkv) 501
471 Just because -- Dusty Springfield Son Of A Preacher Man
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=N3Esa7ohFpM Also what kind of name is Dickie Arbiter? Dickie Arbiter - Queen Elizabeth's former press spokesman Is this the man you hire when you want a settlement from One Hour Martinizing for ruining your last faux turtleneck? Especially if it's this one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6b8daje Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 12:19 AM (Z4rgH) --Scene from The Office when Jan sang that, babe in arms, was hilarious. Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 12:31 AM (XAYDB) 502
Jean my 1911 (plane jane Springfield) has many thousands of rounds through it. I'd like it to have a lighter break. Oh well - more shooting required!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+) 503
I found this to be of interest:
"60 years after the abolition of slavery, anthropologist Zora Neale Hurston made an incredible connection. She located the last surviving captive of the last slave ship to bring Africans to the United States." It goes on to say that she was unable to find a publisher because she preserved his dialect - his own words. The black intellectuals of the day thought it played to black caricatures in the minds of white people. So as luck would have it, Cudjo Lewis' (born Kossula) words were preserved. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6wufkl7 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2019 12:32 AM (NMAzL) 504
...p.p.s. i really like the cars. they're a proto-80's new wave band. along with blondie.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:32 AM (Pg+x7) 505
Zod shoots an 870 already, maybe deer slugs, depending on type of terrain and distance?
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 12:31 AM (WEBkv) In some states (usually flat midwestern states without natural backstop terrain), that's the only legal option. A rifled slug barrel for an 870 should be pretty cheap. Posted by: hogmartin at March 24, 2019 12:33 AM (t+qrx) 506
ZOD!
Do you know what you must do to be saved? Hint: Don't believe what all the believers believe. Check what Jesus said when asked. I'ts that simple. Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 12:34 AM (axhd4) 507
Zod shoots an 870 already, maybe deer slugs, depending on type of terrain and distance?
Posted by: Blake ------- Jinx asks the relevant question: What kind of land you going to be hunting, Zod? Posted by: Jinx the Cat Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:34 AM (CDGwz) 508
Huh. I can shoot a .223 ( to effect) and looking for a flat-shooter that is true to glass (I know, that has to do with other aspects)
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:34 AM (hgpSN) 509
Well, this is completely inappropriate and in bad taste. And in Portuguese so whatever.
https://youtu.be/TA5SbJu31xg Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2019 12:34 AM (mUa7G) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:35 AM (hgpSN) 511
482 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2019 12:24 AM (B8vRO)
Yeah, I saw that one today at Powerline. S'truth. Here's a couple of others I grabbed from The Week In Pictures: https://tinyurl.com/yycsofgh *It's music related too!* https://tinyurl.com/y4b6wpfk *Want. Vic probably already has one* Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 12:35 AM (Z4rgH) 512
Kellyanne, with Trump, dressed as Supergirl at some Dec 2016 costume party. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998142 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 12:36 AM (f1Vqw) 513
hi Miley! how you are?
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:36 AM (xIKXj) 514
1911, .45 APC = Colt.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 24, 2019 12:37 AM (OMAvJ) 515
Wyoming.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:37 AM (hgpSN) 516
... wipeout... i can't believe nobody got really hurt. at least very few.
bodies are flying all over the place, every which way. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:37 AM (Pg+x7) 517
The Daily Mail thing says that Kellyanne is noted for being the first woman to run a successful presidential campaign.
Which is fun because Donna Brazille ran a presidential campaign. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (fuK7c) 518
Zettai #438:
Any Palp sightings/news lately? Like many before him on this blog, Palp was just a computer-generated character, with intriguing characteristics that almost seemed real. The big clue came when he had an "accident" on the way to meeting actual Morons, and never made it. And hasn't really been heard from since. See also: Stuck on Stupid. But, great entertainment while it lasted. Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable NPC at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (GvEen) 519
Friend has a place in Moran, WY. Want to have a versatile gun. I'm told .270 isn't sufficient, but I don't want to haul/shoot a cannon.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (hgpSN) 520
... it's like that elephant throwing the girl clip, only times a zillion!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (Pg+x7) 521
.270 great for Wyoming, as is .30-06 or .257 Roberts or .250-3000 for deer.
lots of good 2nd hand quality rifles available and a lot of fun to be had sniffing them out. Just my opinion, take it for what it is worth, and good luck Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2019 12:40 AM (OSgHz) 522
Think I figured out why I shot so poorly in last Sunday's action rifle match (M1). At duty day at the range this week, put 100 rounds through it. Front sight was left of center; had consistent hits to the right. Also, elevation aperture has some issue, it would be down 6 clicks from initial/proper setting after a clip or two. Not sure I've fixed that yet. Together the two problems probably help explain the appalling performance. Rest of the explanation would be me, not settling, rushing shots. And I wasn't adjusting based on observed impacts quickly enough - thought my sights were dependable.
Love the boom of the M1. Stands out from almost every other kind of music at the range. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:41 AM (QDnY+) 523
... wade good show.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:41 AM (Pg+x7) 524
>>506 ZOD! Do you know what you must do to be saved?
Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 12:34 AM (axhd4) Child. My sacrifice for Lent is hard enough. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:41 AM (hgpSN) 525
I'm good, booknlass - getting used to being a Southerner How are you?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 24, 2019 12:42 AM (NMAzL) 526
wadda
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 24, 2019 12:42 AM (Pg+x7) 527
Yes, Kellyanne should be a feminist icon as she is indeed the first woman to run a win a presidential campaign. But nope, no mention of it. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 12:42 AM (f1Vqw) Posted by: mindful webworker - floating heavily at March 24, 2019 12:43 AM (GvEen) 529
Friend has a place in Moran, WY. Want to have a versatile gun. I'm told .270 isn't sufficient, but I don't want to haul/shoot a cannon.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (hgpSN) Not a hunter, but grew up in Wyoming. Nobody I knew there who did hunt had disparaging words for 30-06. Big game is bigger there. Wear a shoulder pad. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 12:44 AM (UOVq+) 530
you know, fellow hordesters, the sunny happy dreamy vid above (thanks Mis. Hum) of the elephant playing with his girl reminds me that many such relationships were destroyed by do-gooders when they outlawed the circus.
killjoys. for unlawful carnal knowledge them Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:44 AM (xIKXj) 531
The "C" is for "cockroaches."
Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) ------- Ewwwww Posted by: ALH at March 23, 2019 10:20 PM (8wKjk) When I was in Catholic high school, I got a cafeteria burger one day. It had a nice fat cockroach in it. Thus began the cafeteria boycott by the student body. Posted by: RickZ at March 24, 2019 12:44 AM (Y8PSl) 532
But, great entertainment while it lasted.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable NPC at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:45 AM (CLcKT) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:46 AM (xIKXj) 534
Bander as I noted earlier this week, think that Kellyanne is the first *successful* female presidential campaign manager.
Which, if it had been for a Dem candidate, would be something every 3rd grader would know, and be encouraged/compelled to celebrate and note and focus on. But we all knew that. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:46 AM (QDnY+) 535
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable NPC at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (GvEen)
Hmm. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 12:47 AM (sdi6R) 536
Thanks for the feedback. I've danced around Kimbers
at the gun store for years now and I'm this close to working up the nerve to take her home. But they are pricey. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2019 12:18 AM (pUDQf) -- buy once, cry once. herself LOVES her Kimbers. i can't afford them., Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2019 12:47 AM (rf8q9) 537
Had to switch away from FOX -- Miley can only take so much -- and turned to MeTV. They're running the Star Trek TOS episode with the feral children, "Miri". Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2019 12:47 AM (f1Vqw) 538
.30-06 great all around gun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2019 12:48 AM (aA3+G) 539
Yeah, I wonder what it costs the city to pay people to clean the human shit and urine off their sidewalks.
[...] Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 11:33 PM (+lVUW) ----- $30 million per year. No joke. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2019 12:48 AM (t5m5e) 540
521 .270 great for Wyoming, as is .30-06 or .257 >>Roberts or .250-3000 for deer. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2019 12:40 AM (OSgHz)
Thanks--like I said, I'm a bird shooter. Is a .270 enough to drop with a shot behind the shoulder? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:48 AM (hgpSN) 541
Take a moment and be thankful you live in this most exceptional country, despite the current issues. The concepts it was built on and governed under can never be extinguished--and WE own the patent.
Goodite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well. Posted by: irogrampa I remember when he was irongrampa! God bless irongrampa, and thanks for your patriotic reinforcements. Posted by: mindful webworker - flagged for flag-waving at March 24, 2019 12:50 AM (GvEen) 542
It's funny, because of the gas system, 100 rounds through an M1 ..... nothing, not even a hint of a bruise or sensitivity. Do not (yet) own any 30-06 bolt guns, but when/if I do ..... recoil pad, probably. (have long wanted a 1903 but they zoomed in price just as I was starting to stalk them)
With the Mosins, always use a recoil pad. Nasty, especially with the steel buttplate. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:50 AM (QDnY+) 543
>>Like many before him on this blog, Palp was just a computer-generated character, with intriguing characteristics that almost seemed real.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable NPC at March 24, 2019 12:39 AM (GvEen) This is a lie. Palp is in West Virginia. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:50 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:51 AM (CLcKT) 545
...Well, they are different altogether, but there was a Moron who was going to test fire a Steyr M9A1 and report back. I never heard, but my interest remains high.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 12:18 AM (xSo9G) I once owned a 1st Generation Styer M-9, pre A1. It was by and far away, the finest 9mm pistol I've ever fired. Once you got used to the trapezoidal sights, that is. Wicked accurate. VERY soft-shooting, due to the lowest bore axis going. Ergonomics, especially the grip shape and angle, approach perfection. It's everything that Glock had imagined, but never achieved. If I can find another pre-A1, I'll try to buy it. I'll likely revert the sights to "conventional", but the pistol is a winner, in every respect. Buy every magazine you can afford for it though. They're not exactly "common" out there, y'know. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 12:52 AM (QzJWU) 546
518
Zettai #438: Any Palp sightings/news lately? Like many before him on this blog, Palp was just a computer-generated character, with intriguing characteristics that almost seemed real. The big clue came when he had an "accident" on the way to meeting actual Morons, and never made it. And hasn't really been heard from since. See also: Stuck on Stupid. But, great entertainment while it lasted. Posted by: mindful webworker - just another deplorable NPC So the PalpWare v.3.45 isn't ready yet? Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 12:52 AM (WNAuL) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:53 AM (hgpSN) 548
publius #512:
Kellyanne, with Trump, dressed as Supergirl at some Dec 2016 costume party. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3998142 Oh, thanks so very much for that one. Going into the keeper file. Posted by: mindful webworker - with great power comes great costume at March 24, 2019 12:53 AM (GvEen) 549
Minor Sting songs for $100, Alex.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 12:53 AM (fuK7c) 550
This is a lie.
Palp is in West Virginia. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:50 AM (hgpSN) Have you personally met him irl? Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 12:54 AM (Z4rgH) 551
537
Had to switch away from FOX -- Miley can only take so much -- and turned to MeTV. They're running the Star Trek TOS episode with the feral children, "Miri". BONK BONK ON THE HEAD!! Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 12:54 AM (WNAuL) 552
>>Have you personally met him irl?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 12:54 AM (Z4rgH) Impertinence. Here. This is a shot of Ten High. You're welcome. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 12:56 AM (hgpSN) 553
Hey redc, here's one you might know.
This week a young Navy guy dropped by the range to check it out. He's from West Virginia. Said he didn't want to bring his guns out (he's based in CA for 3 years), and was wary of the gun laws. Aren't active-duty military with duty stations in CA exempt from the CA gun laws? I mean, for guns they own/bring in from outside? Sort of like off-roster handguns owned/brought in by people taking up residence in CA are allowed? Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:56 AM (QDnY+) 554
Palp gave me a method to clean leather that worked when I'd tried every other trick I go ogled to no avail...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 12:56 AM (CLcKT) 555
*looks at Zod, looks at mindful*
This is a job for the moody blues! https://youtu.be/5xvb9Udzc6M Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:56 AM (xIKXj) 556
...With the Mosins, always use a recoil pad. Nasty, especially with the steel buttplate.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:50 AM (QDnY+) I have fired entire Mil-Surp matches with my M-44, summertime, Texas City Municipal Range. Tee-shirt weather, even at 9 a.m. Sixty rounds, no worries. Steel butt-plate, and all. I'm not Superman. And the recoil n' blast is "brisk", indeed. But it's not quite as bad as a poorly fitted 12 ga. shotgun through a 100 round day of skeet. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 12:57 AM (QzJWU) 557
Mrs. Mis Hum - oddly, no. Sharp cheddar, parm-reg, buttermilk, dill, green onion, parsley...you get the idea.
Posted by: Philemon at March 24, 2019 12:58 AM (ItHVi) 558
>>https://youtu.be/5xvb9Udzc6M
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 12:56 AM (xIKXj) I am (Adam West) attracted...to you. Will you have...a coffee..with me? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:00 AM (hgpSN) 559
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 12:57 AM (QzJWU) -------------- Regularly shoot rifles with steel buttt-plates, K31, M1, etc. As long as I've got the rifle tucked against my shoulder, I'm good. However, one shot, with a slight gap and I'm in pain and the wife will be shaking her head when she sees the bruise. Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 01:00 AM (WEBkv) 560
Zod:
This is a lie. Palp is in West Virginia. Hahaha. "West Virginia." Right. Like one of those made-up names in your comic universe, Zod. "Coast City, West Virginia." Next you'll be telling me Dakota comes in flavors, too. Posted by: mindful webworker - gee oh graphically speaking-wise at March 24, 2019 01:01 AM (GvEen) 561
I'm good, booknlass - getting used to being a Southerner How are you?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess --------- *ahem* "How'r y'all?" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 01:02 AM (xSo9G) 562
Yes Zod. coffee would be great.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:02 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:03 AM (hgpSN) 564
...Regularly shoot rifles with steel buttt-plates, K31, M1, etc. As long as I've got the rifle tucked against my shoulder, I'm good. However, one shot, with a slight gap and I'm in pain and the wife will be shaking her head when she sees the bruise.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 24, 2019 01:00 AM (WEBkv) Exactamundo, amigo. My goal is to: 1. shoot well in the match. 2. remain un-bruised. It's a discipline. Shoot the difficult ones. Shoot them well. Everything else then becomes much easier. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:03 AM (QzJWU) 565
stately, plump Buck Mulligan...
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:04 AM (D80T6) 566
and why am I up at this hour?
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:04 AM (D80T6) 567
>>Hahaha. "West Virginia." Right. Like one of those made-up names in your comic universe, Zod. "Coast City, West Virginia." Next you'll be telling me Dakota comes in flavors, too.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gee oh graphically speaking-wise at March 24, 2019 01:01 AM (GvEen) What you know would fill a (small) matchbox. Resume your (sigh) toil. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:05 AM (hgpSN) 568
I've fired long gubs with and without cushioning at the shoulder... I never noticed any major differences in perceived recoil or performance...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 01:06 AM (CLcKT) 569
and why am I up at this hour?
Blood oxygen levels, heart rate, and brain wave activity are encouraging you to seek further stimulation online rather than curl up in a ball of sleep. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:06 AM (fuK7c) 570
566 and why am I up at this hour?
>>Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:04 AM (D80T6) Watch. I'm flirting. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:06 AM (hgpSN) 571
the flirting is interesting..with webworker??
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:07 AM (D80T6) 572
or maybe I missed something
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:07 AM (D80T6) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:10 AM (hgpSN) 574
of Eddie's Father?
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:10 AM (D80T6) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2019 01:10 AM (aKsyK) 576
I will post this again:
Compliant mechanisms are devices that bend instead of having axles or pins or bearings. Hard to design but breath-taking when you look at how they work and can be made https://youtu.be/97t7Xj_iBv0 Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2019 01:11 AM (mUa7G) 577
>>565 stately, plump Buck Mulligan...
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:04 AM (D80T6) YES Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:11 AM (hgpSN) 578
More troops killed in A'stan.
Fuck. Just fuck. we once made fun of the USSR for their endless war in that Hell hole. Joke's on us now, I guess. Afghanistan is not a country. It's a chunk of land nobody fucking wants. Hell, Alexander the Great could not tame it. Fuck. Saturday Night is supposed to be about happy fun time. I already beat the shit out of my heavy bag once tonight. I am doing something wrong. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 01:11 AM (UOVq+) 579
I just hope A'stan doesn't become the latest Vietnam [may already be, tho]
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:12 AM (D80T6) 580
was it the sound of the hi fidelity needle hitting the groove that turned you on?
or my old gold Dodge Ram? Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:12 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:13 AM (hgpSN) 582
Acts 9:4-5
And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks. Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 01:13 AM (axhd4) 583
Pug, you have a heavy bag at home? Do you tape your hands before the workout? I have no experience with punching bags but some interest.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 01:13 AM (QDnY+) 584
hi fidelity...can you hear me, can you hear me?
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:14 AM (D80T6) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 24, 2019 01:14 AM (0bu2O) 586
that's George Leroy Tirebiter to you!
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:15 AM (D80T6) 587
I just hope A'stan doesn't become the latest Vietnam [may already be, tho] Posted by: geezer der mensch Maybe if there were a draft we wouldn't be there anymore. No, I don't want a draft. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2019 01:15 AM (aKsyK) 588
Mosul. Shithole then, shithole now.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:15 AM (hgpSN) 589
Zod: What you know would fill a (small) matchbox.
Apparently, ol' Zod is unfamiliar with the kind of dense data storage we have nowadays. Matchbox? Petabytes^∞. Carl Perkins https://youtu.be/UiTPAyBsW-U Posted by: mindful webworker rocks the room at March 24, 2019 01:15 AM (GvEen) 590
>>>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Mueller Report.
I have higher standards for karma that involves schadenfreude. In this case, the left's stupid witch hunt merely failed, but they suffered no consequences for this attempt to subvert a fair election (if you disregard Dem voter fraud) and slander an innocent man. They wasted a lot of time and resources and caused a lot of worry and frustration over what was baseless vindictiveness, and got away with it. They need to be beaten with a metaphorical stick so that they will be conditioned not to try it again. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 24, 2019 01:16 AM (DgnZv) Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:16 AM (D80T6) 592
Compliant mechanisms are devices that bend instead of having axles or pins or bearings. Hard to design but breath-taking when you look at how they work and can be made
---------- Well, elastic design of buildings (structures) has been around for a long time. Ever been stuck on an overpass when a loaded semi rolled by? Can get pretty jouncey. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 01:16 AM (xSo9G) 593
>>And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 01:13 AM (axhd4) Lent truly is a test. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:16 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:17 AM (xIKXj) 595
gettin steamy in here, boss
Posted by: geezer der mensch at March 24, 2019 01:18 AM (D80T6) 596
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:16 AM (hgpSN)
Life is a test Lent becomes a tad more insightful Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2019 01:19 AM (aA3+G) 597
Well, elastic design of buildings (structures) has been around for a long time. Ever been stuck on an overpass when a loaded semi rolled by? Can get pretty jouncey. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. -------- His elephant thingie puts me in mind of some of the parallel movement linkages I have seen. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 01:19 AM (xSo9G) 598
you remember, of course, that Saul, soon to be Paul, (the replacement for Judas Iscariot) was struck dumb until he accepted that he was to teach about Jesus Christ as the Savior?
at least that's what I recall. Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:20 AM (xIKXj) 599
Pug, you have a heavy bag at home? Do you tape your hands before the workout? I have no experience with punching bags but some interest.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 01:13 AM (QDnY+) I glove up (usually). I have UFC style gloves, and larger boxing style gloves. I prefer the boxing gloves, but I am way too ready to charge in and start throwing punches before warming up. My advice: Do not do that. Knuckles and wrists need the gloves. UFC gloves are good, small boxing gloves are better. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 01:20 AM (UOVq+) 600
One of my lefties posted a thing by Matt Taibbi -- an lefty -- saying that Russiagate is this generations WMD story and has completely destroyed journalism's credibility.
Full accounting. https://bit.ly/2Frux4p Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:21 AM (fuK7c) 601
...
Afghanistan is not a country. It's a chunk of land nobody fucking wants. Hell, Alexander the Great could not tame it. Fuck. Saturday Night is supposed to be about happy fun time. I already beat the shit out of my heavy bag once tonight. I am doing something wrong. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 01:11 AM (UOVq+) It is a land to be conquered, de-populated in the manner of Old Testament Thou Shalts, all the way down to the goats, and then re-populated with a better people. Where militarism fails in Afghanistan, is in thinking that such a tribal folk can be conquered and ruled, much less civilized and improved. It's not "genocide". It's "tribalism-cide". They look similar, but are actually quite different. Question is then, with whom to repopulate the newly vacated lands? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:21 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:21 AM (hgpSN) 603
502 Jean my 1911 (plane jane Springfield) has many thousands of rounds through it. I'd like it to have a lighter break. Oh well - more shooting required!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+) In '12, I put in a Cylinder and Slide Tactical Match 4.5 trigger pull set: hammer, sear, disconnector, sear spring, mainspring. Also put in a new trigger: 3 hole V Match long aluminum. Pistol is a Colt Series 80. Had to do this as the sear notch in the hammer broke off. I was very lucky that is happened with only 2 rds left in the mag. Very, very happy with the setup. Only fitting activity was a minor tension adjustment to the sear spring. Back then, both items ran $114. Now, it's $140. Recommended. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 24, 2019 01:22 AM (di1hb) 604
Mike Hammer: Well, elastic design of buildings (structures) has been around for a long time. Ever been stuck on an overpass when a loaded semi rolled by? Can get pretty jouncey.
I've been in the Hancock Tower bar when the wind was swaying it. Bedrocked and cantilevered for teh win. Whee! Bartender, another round! I hear it would be a good place to hang out and sip mixed drinks while watching the city burn when the Big Midwestern One hits. Posted by: mindful webworker also watched fireworks from above with our daughter there at March 24, 2019 01:24 AM (GvEen) 605
>>ife is a test
Lent becomes a tad more insightful Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 24, 2019 01:19 AM (aA3+G) For you. For some. For me. Not for all. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:25 AM (hgpSN) 606
Rachel Maddow is still freaking out and melting down over the fact that our president did NOT collude with an enemy foreign power.
Sick, sick, sick. Posted by: LASue at March 24, 2019 01:25 AM (XROPS) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:25 AM (xIKXj) 608
What are YOU giving up for Lent?
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:26 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:29 AM (xIKXj) 610
...What are YOU giving up for Lent?
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:26 AM (hgpSN) If it's Lent, it's not "given away". I Lent something out, I want some vig on the deal, capiche? ....whu... ...uh... Why you all lookit me like dat? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU) 611
Tonight's audio gleanings.
The Moody Blues - "Tuesday Afternoon" - ah, talk about take-me-backs... Gerry Rafferty Baker Street Long Version Things I used to turn the dial when listening on the car radio I now listen to with some affection on the webz. Yeah, still great sax intro. Posted by: mindful webworker is starting to fade, but just starting to, at March 24, 2019 01:30 AM (GvEen) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:31 AM (xIKXj) 613
I've read SanFranNan has already rejected the idea of a classified briefing on Mueller's report, should it not be publicly released in full...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 01:31 AM (CLcKT) 614
579
I just hope A'stan doesn't become the latest Vietnam [may already be, tho] Posted by: geezer der mensch We've been in A'stan longer than we were in Vietnam. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 01:32 AM (WNAuL) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:32 AM (hgpSN) 616
600 One of my lefties posted a thing by Matt Taibbi...
bander, I mainly remember Matt for single-handedly bringing down General McChrystal as head of Afghan forces by worming his slimy ass into the General's confidences. So even though McChystal was a dummy, Fuck him, and especially fuck Rolling Stone. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 01:33 AM (Z4rgH) 617
Tonight's audio gleanings. The Moody Blues - "Tuesday Afternoon" - ah, talk about take-me-backs... Gerry Rafferty Baker Street Long Version Things I used to turn the dial when listening on the car radio I now listen to with some affection on the webz. Yeah, still great sax intro. Posted by: mindful webworker is starting to fade, but just starting to, at March 24, 2019 01:30 AM Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 01:33 AM (CLcKT) 618
Seriously, keep the commandments. How hard is that?
That "I Am the Lord Your God, you shall have no other gods before me" part is hard for many. Just can't wrap their minds around, "It's the Original Father, all the way down." Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 01:34 AM (axhd4) 619
606
Rachel Maddow is still freaking out and melting down over the fact that our president did NOT collude with an enemy foreign power. Sick, sick, sick. Posted by: LASue Spend 2+ years preaching to your cult followers "THE END OF TRUMP IS NIGH!!!" and it doesn't happen can break ya. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 01:34 AM (WNAuL) 620
Zod, that's the coolest thing to give up for Lent.
suspension of your disbelief in the Grand Book of Reality. Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:35 AM (xIKXj) 621
...
Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 01:33 AM (CLcKT) I heard that on the local a.m. radio's traffic report. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:35 AM (QzJWU) 622
the percentage you're paying is too high a price
when you're living beyond all your means I'm rolling in, Horde. Happy seductions. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:35 AM (fuK7c) 623
"And now, give it up ... for Lent!"
Posted by: If there were a rock band named Lent, how it would to introduced at March 24, 2019 01:36 AM (PjWy4) 624
I just tune-in and I'm seeing Kang and Kodos hitting on booknlass, as well as Jim becoming a member of the Sopranos.
I'ma go back to Gutfeld's show and YouTube. ...wish me sleep, gentle souls. *fade* Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 24, 2019 01:36 AM (Ckg4U) 625
Are they the Polish winged cavalry coming to reclaim their ancestral lands?
Posted by: Gilbert. Or Sullivan at March 23, 2019 10:39 PM (MwFQu) And Igor Sikorsky should be made patron saint of Chile. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2019 01:36 AM (nPGq2) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:36 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2019 01:37 AM (aKsyK) 628
I gave up bourbon for Lent.
It has gone surprisingly well. I may extend this bourbon abstinence. My liver is less swoll. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 01:37 AM (UOVq+) 629
614
We've been in A'stan longer than we were in Vietnam. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 01:32 AM (WNAuL) I was going to mention that. At this point we should call it The Sisyphus War. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 01:37 AM (sdi6R) 630
>>That "I Am the Lord Your God, you shall have no other gods before me" part is hard for many.
Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 01:34 AM (axhd4) AF jealous god. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:37 AM (hgpSN) 631
Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto Traffic always made me think of Tull or Cat Stevens - a great sound, but something oddly not quite fulfilling. Not that I can't thoroughly enjoy a listening to LSoHHB! Posted by: mindful webworker at March 24, 2019 01:38 AM (GvEen) 632
goodnight, Slap
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:38 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:38 AM (hgpSN) 634
...And Igor Sikorsky should be made patron saint of Chile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2019 01:36 AM (nPGq2) His creation performed more than two witnessed miracles. Meets criteria. Alas, not being Catholic, I have no mackerel to snap in applause. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:39 AM (QzJWU) 635
Less than 1900 have been KIA in Afghanistan. Not quite Vietnam.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 24, 2019 01:40 AM (2DOZq) 636
Bandersnatch:
the percentage you're paying is too high a price when you're living beyond all your means Heh! Read that just as the lyrics went by. Synchronicitizationalismistics! Posted by: mindful webworker - banned for life from life at March 24, 2019 01:40 AM (GvEen) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:40 AM (xIKXj) 638
Slapweasel #624:
I just tune-in and I'm seeing Kang and Kodos hitting on booknlass, as well as Jim becoming a member of the Sopranos. I'ma go back to Gutfeld's show and YouTube. ...wish me sleep, gentle souls. *fade* No. Get right back here and keep us entertained, Slapperson. It's only Saturday Night and I'm up late celebrating so be herenow. Posted by: mindful webworker - just kidding about everything absolutely seriously at March 24, 2019 01:42 AM (GvEen) 639
>>635 Less than 1900 have been KIA in Afghanistan. Not quite Vietnam.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 24, 2019 01:40 AM (2DOZq) I think "fuck you" is in order. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:42 AM (hgpSN) 640
Less than 1900 have been KIA in Afghanistan. Not quite Vietnam.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 24, 2019 01:40 AM (2DOZq) Thankfully (?) a lower body-count. Does not change my mind that we need to get the fuck out. Now. Leave behind a shit ton of ordnance set on a timer. Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (UOVq+) 641
630 "You shall unconditionally love from personal integrity those you encounter" is pretty difficult too.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (xIKXj) 642
635: Not in KIA's, of course but it has lasted longer than Vietnam. There is no reason to be there. Bin Laden is dead and he was in Pakistan anyway. You're not going to make a country out of Afghanistan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (WNAuL) 643
@ Slap.
Gutfield on the teevee here, too. I want to see the Secret Service hire Tyrus to stand duty behind Trump in various Rose Garden ceremonies, etc. Not for "real" security. But to OMG the reactions of people across the globe. Watching the MSM reactions would be howls of laughter, indeed. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX p.s. bonus would be watching Tyrus snap some antifa in half like a twig, if the occasion presents. Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (QzJWU) 644
635 Less than 1900 have been KIA in Afghanistan. Not quite Vietnam.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 24, 2019 01:40 AM (2DOZq) We should have nuked them in October 2001. Or nuked Mecca on 9/12/01. Either/Or/And. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 01:44 AM (sdi6R) 645
What are YOU giving up for Lent?
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:26 AM (hgpSN) --------- Jarts Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2019 01:47 AM (HM0Ep) 646
>>641 630 "You shall unconditionally love from personal integrity those you encounter" is pretty difficult too.
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (xIKXj) Integrity created by a punitive 'father' who creates a demand and an inability to meet that demand. I get tricked into this stuff too easily... Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:47 AM (hgpSN) 647
jealous god
It's one way of describing it. You understand, of course. Climbing above self-exaltation is the art of not letting go of the so-important ego, while bowing humbly before the absolute transcendent personality, who is not oneself, ultimately, but whom we understand as "made in the image of." But you already get this. "Spirit is something that no one destroys." Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 01:47 AM (axhd4) 648
OK, I'm kind of welching on my promise to go away.
1,900 is about 1965 levels of VietNam deaths, but that doesn't make them tolerable. I have masculine children in their 20s, they are anything but military material, but if they were and fell among the 1,900 I don't know what you would tell me made it worth it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:48 AM (fuK7c) 649
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (UOVq+)
You're not wrong. My point is Illogical comparisons should remain a Leftists trait. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 24, 2019 01:48 AM (2DOZq) 650
today at work I was cutting quilting cotton and packing it to ship
a 25 year old memory drifted up from the past, when a man spray painted I love you _________ (my name then) on a billboard 6 or 7 miles from where i stood I smiled, thinking my name was ------ then. Checked the last name on the order I was packing. same name. good one God. Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:49 AM (xIKXj) 651
Slowdive -- "Primal"
Just because. P.S. FU Youtube https://youtu.be/Pn-42uNhsy0?list=OLAK5uy_n5Sptq1RQvJ3GDRwmFIJUTpeXhmyEDWZA Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 01:50 AM (XAYDB) 652
...We should have nuked them in October 2001. Or nuked
Either/Or/And. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 01:44 AM (sdi6R) Medina first, as a warning. Save Mecca to reside under the Sword of Damocles, as the ongoing threat. Never take an action that leaves no further threat to proffer, as then your opponent has nothing left to lose. Unless utter and immediate annihilation is your goal, at which point get giggity with taking out most all of the muzzies on the planet. Point is, know your enemy. Want to break most all of Islam? Take out about 50% of their "holy sites". And then challenge their Imams to provide an answer to how Allah bears this happen, to their flocks. Take out another 10% the following year, with the same challenge. Simply demonstrate the powerlessness of Islam, on a more than one time basis. Kick the legs out from under their wobbly stool. No need to slaughter millions. Just destroy the foundations of their so-called "faith". Frankly? Most of 'em want a reason to escape the restrictions, and become 1st world wannabees, anyway. Let's help 'em in that direction, shall we? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 01:53 AM (QzJWU) 653
I've been in the Hancock Tower bar when the wind was swaying it. Bedrocked and cantilevered for teh win. Whee! Bartender, another round!
-------- Me too. I'm told that the water in toilet bowls actually sloshes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 01:53 AM (CDGwz) 654
I>> have masculine children in their 20s, they are anything but military material, but if they were and fell among the 1,900 I don't know what you would tell me made it worth it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:48 AM (fuK7c) Get over yourself. What do they say? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 01:53 AM (hgpSN) 655
Bander, it's pointless and invidious of course, but what sort of cartoonish, 12-yr old's conception of the real world and intelligence estimates underlies even the phrase "this generation's WMD story"?
Every part of that framework will be false. But especially idiotic is that "journalism" would somehow discover the reality behind the closed society/police state, deception activities, when Republic Guard divisional commanders themselves didn't know the real situation, as demonstrated by their calls for special weapons fires. Duelfer/Kay report. History. Reality. Common sense. Logic. Pre-emption. Things beyond the ability of most Americans (not just "lefties), apparently. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 01:54 AM (QDnY+) 656
Get over yourself. What do they say?
Zod is odd. They say nothing. They never contemplated service and never had to face it. Afghanistan is not happening in their world. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:57 AM (fuK7c) 657
helplessly hoping her harliquin hovers nearby awaiting a word
gasping at glimpses of gentle true spirit Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:57 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 01:58 AM (xIKXj) 659
rhomboid, my point was just that some lefties are seeing that they've been had, completely, and the aftermath may be fun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:59 AM (fuK7c) Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 02:00 AM (sdi6R) 661
...
Me too. I'm told that the water in toilet bowls actually sloshes. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2019 01:53 AM (CDGwz) Sure as hell did after I was done, there. *gigs fly, buckle and shirt line, strides out of Observation Deck men's room* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 02:00 AM (QzJWU) 662
Hi there!
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 24, 2019 02:01 AM (XAYDB) 663
There isn't a single US war that could not be easily portrayed to have not been "worth it" - from many angles. None. And one death - one stubbed toe - is rendered "not worth it" by an America that is so unserious it squanders successes, casually. Today's America. But it's getting even worse. You can now be the definition of chump in uniform without leaving the country. Just ask the Border Patrol.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 02:01 AM (QDnY+) 664
*waves*
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 24, 2019 02:02 AM (XAYDB) 665
666?
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 24, 2019 02:03 AM (XAYDB) 666
now
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 24, 2019 02:03 AM (XAYDB) 667
I wonder if it would be possible to neatly steal that meteorite they worship and hold it for ransom...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 02:03 AM (CLcKT) 668
Fuck me dead!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 02:04 AM (CLcKT) 669
663
You can now be the definition of chump in uniform without leaving the country. Just ask the Border Patrol. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 02:01 AM (QDnY+) A government that refuses to defend its borders is no longer a legitimate government. We are there. Posted by: rickl at March 24, 2019 02:04 AM (sdi6R) 670
667 I wonder if it would be possible to neatly steal that meteorite they worship and hold it for ransom...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 02:03 AM (CLcKT) --I would not lose a second of sleep if it were just nuked. Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:05 AM (XAYDB) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 02:06 AM (WNAuL) 672
Tales of Mystery and Imagination is the debut studio album by English rock band The Alan Parsons Project, originally released on May 1, 1976. . .
what a gas. love this music Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:06 AM (xIKXj) 673
a punitive 'father' who creates a demand and an inability to meet that demand.
Punitive? Your daddy, not mine. Dad says Deu18:213, be you perfect as I am perfect. I don't command this without giving you an avenue to make it so. I will hold your hand every step of the way there. Reach out. Don't believe in that Big Old Bearded White Guy on the Big Throne of Bones who had the Big Book of Santa's Watching YOU, and if you ever sin, you will writhe in agony for all eternity. Well, actually, believe in this if you're at the stage where this is helpful to your personal spiritual development, but if you can get a bit smarter, you can understand... God loves. God forgives. God corrects, sternly, but mercifully. And all those questions you've got? They CAN be answered. Just don't be in a hurry, thinking you're ready to receive those answers yet. Faith is a journey. It goes far beyond this life. Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 02:07 AM (axhd4) 674
A populace that doesn't care whether it's borders are defended isn't worth defending, and sure isn't worth risking health or life for.
We are there. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 02:08 AM (QDnY+) 675
>Zod is odd.
They say nothing. They never contemplated service and never had to face it. Afghanistan is not happening in their world.osted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2019 01:57 AM (fuK7c) Of course they don't. Lucky you. Been there? Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:09 AM (hgpSN) 676
oh, but rhomboid, not all our American people are uncaring about the defense of our borders.
you and I care. the silent majority cares. we're not alone. America's making its brave fight for its life. and we've got to do our bit. Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:11 AM (xIKXj) 677
Not in KIA's, of course but it has lasted longer than Vietnam. There is no reason to be there. Bin Laden is dead and he was in Pakistan anyway. You're not going to make a country out of Afghanistan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2019 01:43 AM (WNAuL) Just run all the people out of it, and turn it into a resource provider colony of the USA. Because it has been essentially ungovernable for several millennia, we really don't have a clue as to what mineral resources there may be there. Could be some petroleum. Probably some coal, and quite possibly base and precious metals, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2019 02:11 AM (nPGq2) 678
Me too. I'm told that the water in toilet bowls actually sloshes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. We could see the liquid in our glasses moving. Fun! Tonight's gab has become kind of heavy. I may have to retire. To dreams of holding my new grandbaby in my arms. Doesn't anybody stay in one place any more? It would be so fine to see your face at my door It doesn't help to know you're just time away Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker feeling the decades at March 24, 2019 02:12 AM (GvEen) 679
so far away.
me too, soon, mindful. i want to be first in line at the only brake shop in the area that's open on Sundays tomorrow. first come first served. sleep well Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:14 AM (xIKXj) 680
"655
Bander, it's pointless and invidious of course, but what sort of cartoonish, 12-yr old's conception of the real world and intelligence estimates underlies even the phrase "this generation's WMD story"? Every part of that framework will be false. But especially idiotic is that "journalism" would somehow discover the reality behind the closed society/police state, deception activities, when Republic Guard divisional commanders themselves didn't know the real situation, as demonstrated by their calls for special weapons fires. Duelfer/Kay report. History. Reality. Common sense. Logic. Pre-emption. Things beyond the ability of most Americans (not just "lefties), apparently. Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2019 01:54 AM (QDnY+)" ... I made reference to some of this the other day. The mutability of the past in the face of heaps of documentation is just one more reason, in the bigger picture, not to waste time arguing too much among ourselves over details that nobody else will remember or care about.-- The use of facts is best left to helping understand the consequences of policies and others' subsequent reactions to them. -- If the the bushies weren't going to drag that info out and rub the worlds' noses in it PDT style, then what mattered wasn't what was true; what mattered was what the moonbats were willing to push for their own gain. Posted by: lurker (the other one) at March 24, 2019 02:14 AM (67XdO) Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker demands entertainment at March 24, 2019 02:14 AM (GvEen) 682
I'm to the snoozer, y'all.
0700 alarm, and a long day ahead. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 24, 2019 02:15 AM (QzJWU) 683
681 Jamie Gorelick #666:
now I stayed up late for this!?! FU Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker demands entertainment at March 24, 2019 02:14 AM (GvEen) I own you, bitch. Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 24, 2019 02:17 AM (XAYDB) 684
I can't remember the last 48 hours. Senility? Or vodka? Posted by: otho at March 24, 2019 02:19 AM (LkFnL) 685
Ben Boychuk, writing at American Greatness, sez if you want a great wrap-up of Mueller stuff and reactions from Friday, read Ace. He says and links here twice:
https://tinyurl.com/y5alyoz2 Ace >>>> Twitter Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 02:20 AM (Z4rgH) 686
Dr Tar and Professor Feather.
pssst, Zod. can you zap people you don't like? clean up on aisle 666 Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:20 AM (xIKXj) 687
684
I can't remember the last 48 hours. Senility? Or vodka? Posted by: otho at March 24, 2019 02:19 AM (LkFnL) --You and me both. Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at March 24, 2019 02:22 AM (XAYDB) 688
/Damn Empress of FAIL sock
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:23 AM (XAYDB) 689
Did the "dirt" Robert Francis O'Rourke "ate" come from Chimayo? Or someplace more secular?
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 24, 2019 02:24 AM (MwFQu) 690
!>>pssst, Zod. can you zap people you don't like? clean up on aisle 666
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:20 AM (xIKXj) 1. I cannot, not on this site. 2. I wouldn't if I could. I think there's too much petty creampuffery as there is. 3. I think I'm in like with you. 4. Resume your toil. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:25 AM (hgpSN) 691
Ben Boychuk, writing at American Greatness, sez if
you want a great wrap-up of Mueller stuff and reactions from Friday, read Ace. He says and links here twice: https://tinyurl.com/y5alyoz2 Ace >>>> Twitter Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 02:20 AM It is well worth our time to read and comment here because it's certain (Q.E.D.) that influential minds and voices do likewise... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 02:26 AM (CLcKT) 692
677 Could be some petroleum. Probably some coal, and quite possibly base and precious metals, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2019 02:11 AM (nPGq2) Afshitistan has significant rare earth deposits; the Chins are trying to snap them up. The problem with trying to build any industry in that shithole is defending it from attacks. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 02:27 AM (Z4rgH) 693
Afshitistan has significant rare earth deposits; the Chins are trying to snap them up. The problem with trying to build any industry in that shithole is defending it from attacks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2019 02:27 AM (Z4rgH) That's why I said, "run the people out of there". I don't mean "genocide them"; just force them to migrate to neighboring countries with which they have tribal or language affinity. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2019 02:30 AM (nPGq2) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:30 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker hardly cares at this point at March 24, 2019 02:30 AM (GvEen) 696
Fuck.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:33 AM (hgpSN) 697
"And now, give it up ... for Lent!"
Posted by: If there were a rock band named Lent, how it would to introduced There has to be. /checks wikipedia "Lent (disambiguation)" ...there's not! Now I need to form a band. Well, before that, I need to acquire musical ability. "Lent". Contemporary Christian? Black Metal? That's a tough decision. Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2019 02:34 AM (P1f+c) Posted by: Jesus, because you knocked at March 24, 2019 02:34 AM (GvEen) 699
To atone for my Jamie Gorelick sins:
Little Dieter Needs ti Fly doc by Werner Herzog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcB1s7bF3TY Gorgeous "Arlington" by the lovely Wailin' Jennys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Sbfa8N7q0 [keeps writing] Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:36 AM (XAYDB) Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:37 AM (xIKXj) 701
Well, I am getting very sleepy. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2019 02:38 AM (nPGq2) 702
694 good night
just a song before I go https://youtu.be/AYRjvH1NGVo Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:30 AM (xIKXj) --Since Graham Nash, Emmylou Harris: "Wayfaring Stranger" https://youtu.be/Zt7viU91DTg Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:40 AM (XAYDB) 703
>>i had fun tonight
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:37 AM (xIKXj) Also. You are gorgeous. It is so. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:41 AM (hgpSN) 704
"The Pretender" by Jackson Browne?
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:42 AM (hgpSN) 705
so... review all posts with my nic so you'll be absolutely
Pax. Sayonara, Sedona. Vaya con Doritos.™ Posted by: mindful webworker - always gets fooled again at March 24, 2019 02:43 AM (GvEen) Posted by: otho at March 24, 2019 02:46 AM (LkFnL) 707
sweet dreams
Posted by: booknlass at March 24, 2019 02:47 AM (xIKXj) 708
706
"Listen The Snow Is Falling"... by the great Yoko Ono.. https://youtu.be/VQG46cHgZ4E Posted by: otho at March 24, 2019 02:46 AM (LkFnL) --Galaxie 500 version beats it. Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:47 AM (XAYDB) 709
Key lime pie late-night
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:48 AM (hgpSN) 710
Please Twitter, you gotta let me back on! I promise I'll behave myself and I can quit anytime I want to! Please, there has to be a way! C'mon, you know I can't go on like this.
Posted by: John Podhoretz, Overtweeter at March 24, 2019 02:50 AM (tVQUs) 711
Had a blast today. Found a restaurant would never seen due to its location. Ate here with a cousin i havent talked to in...17, 18 years? As he just happened to be playing in a band in town tonight.
Then I talked with a college friend for the first time in over 25 years (being now of course, aren't we all). Best-worst thing ever tour is off to an amazing start. Thanks to all here who've supported me doing. Posted by: Bete reflecting at March 24, 2019 02:52 AM (Ojki1) 712
Damn, even that dirty hippie Joan Baez covered "Wayfaring Stranger" --and did a good job of it, almost as good as Emmylou's.
Really pretty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV4XrbiS9R0 Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:53 AM (XAYDB) 713
Tried the Chinese restaurant in our neighborhood tonight. We moved here a couple of months ago but hadn't got around to it. Oh, man. REAL Chinese, like, photos of the owners with Deng Xioping and all that jazz, and banners of appreciation from Air China for their local support, etc. The food was....exquisite. They have a Chinese menu and an Americanized menu. We ordered off both. The hot and sour soup was the best I've ever had. Walked out of there sweating like a pig.
Who knew? Right here on Government Hill. Yum. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 24, 2019 02:55 AM (vVOK2) 714
>>Really pretty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV4XrbiS9R0
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:53 AM (XAYDB) You bet, thanks. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 02:56 AM (hgpSN) Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 03:00 AM (hgpSN) 716
*SIGH*
Johnny Cash also covered "Wayfaring Stranger" Okay, acknowledged as one of the best hymns ever. https://youtu.be/Ti-FtTz8t5U Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:13 AM (XAYDB) 717
>>https://youtu.be/Ti-FtTz8t5U
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:13 AM (XAYDB) That's good. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 03:16 AM (hgpSN) 718
Finally, the aforementioned Emmylou version:
https://youtu.be/BoTrGWL9_o4?list=PLFjUcscpTqseYJkS9g1pRAGgU1kvjfz1Z My mom played this *every* *morning* before school when I was 11. Well, beats the crap out of what teeny-boppers have to endure today. [Thanks Mom for great music] Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:26 AM (XAYDB) 719
Well, hell It's 3:30 a.m. That's time for winehead music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7sB8ycdbJo Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 03:30 AM (hgpSN) 720
719 Well, hell It's 3:30 a.m. That's time for winehead music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7sB8ycdbJo Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 03:30 AM (hgpSN) --Wine is fine, but . . . Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:35 AM (XAYDB) 721
I'm only hoping over hope. . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:39 AM (XAYDB) Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:49 AM (XAYDB) 723
--Wine is fine, but . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 03:35 AM (XAYDB) ...quick. Quicker. Too quick. Used to love bourbon, but it's too hard now. Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 03:51 AM (hgpSN) 724
--Galaxie 500 version beats it.
Posted by: logprof at March 24, 2019 02:47 AM You shut your whore mouth, Logprof!! Posted by: otho at March 24, 2019 03:54 AM (LkFnL) 725
I wonder if it would be possible to neatly steal that meteorite they worship and disappear it... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 24, 2019 02:03 AM (CLcKT)--- FTFY! Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2019 03:55 AM (rf8q9) Posted by: redc1c4 at March 24, 2019 03:57 AM (rf8q9) 727
Brown makes Zod walk funny.
Posted by: Zod at March 24, 2019 04:06 AM (hgpSN) 728
Quiet in here everyone passed out?
Posted by: NativeNH at March 24, 2019 04:50 AM (buowr) 729
hiya
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2019 05:10 AM (gW+6p) 730
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2019 05:12 AM (KCxzN) 731
728
https://tinyurl.com/ycttzeje Posted by: Quint at March 24, 2019 05:15 AM (n13/j) 732
Mornin' all
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2019 05:23 AM (Z/jzm) 733
Morning, all. Suck up that cofveve and leftover carrot cake and hit the bricks. And be careful out there.
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2019 05:50 AM (qBNEP) 734
Wife grabbed tablet first, but haven't been up too long
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2019 05:58 AM (BbGew) 735
This is why she gets her own!
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 24, 2019 06:00 AM (Z/jzm) 736
162 146 What If mueller's report says he didn't indict the president because DOJ doesn't indict sitting presidents?
What If mueller's report says further investigation is warranted and needed? Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 10:16 PM What if Monkey's fly out of my butt??? Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:27 PM (V2Yro) This . . . is ONT. Posted by: m at March 24, 2019 06:01 AM (Ts3fP) 737
I'm Marlin Patel and THIS is "Mutual of Ahmedabad's Wild Kingdom!"
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 24, 2019 06:02 AM (6GoHQ) 738
A YouTube video of Beto at a college taking questions. A girl asks him for more details on his talking points...that's all he has is talking points. He talks and says nothing at the same time. Makes a good politician for sure.
Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2019 06:10 AM (4QazF) 739
waking up in panic aint what it used to be. hence here we is.
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at March 24, 2019 06:10 AM (laIhy) 740
EMT is NOOOD
Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2019 06:11 AM (8ikIW) 741
By the way - Love the Corgi Vid - we can cut out the ONT portion at the beginning and just use the "call the Corgi's" part on all threads from now on - just post the vid link and everyone will know the NOOD lamp is lit.
Oh and, in honor of the Herr Meuller Report coming up a big fat dud with no indictments i have pured my self a nice vodka martini made with Stolichnaya. Btw, Chris Matthews' meltdown is the best: "How could they let the President off the hook!!!??!!! OMG!" Um . . . Chris? That's because there is no, zero , nada zilch, niente evidence that Trump "colluded" with Russia. And, what's more, there NEVER WAS . . . you f*cktard. 2d place for the BLTotD award (Best Liberal Tears of the Day) goes to . . . .. drum roll please . . . . Rachel Maddow for actually crying when the announcement was made. Denial . . . it aint just a river in Egypt. Well its 6:30pm here in Hong Kong - so - going of the the porch to sip my Russian vodka martini! Posted by: Publius Redux at March 24, 2019 06:26 AM (6GoHQ) 742
Wot's wrong with a paper route..Warren Buffet had a paper route and now he is fucked with Ketchup Kerry Kraft dinners........
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