The Morning Rant

"Since Donald Trump was elected in 2016, various Democrats have proposed to abolish the Senate, abolish the Electoral College, assign electors according to the popular vote, expand the Supreme Court, set term limits on the Supreme Court, lower the voting age to 16. So their strategy is, we're losing, so we need to change all of the rules. But it'll be great when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020; their backpedaling will be enough to make Niagara Falls run backwards."

Where Hillary's Voters Live:

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Or, Put Another Way:

Yoots:

Who's that on the left? Is he the kid who smacked the Australian politician in the head with an egg and was wrestled to the ground? And he got $20K for that? Really?

Hooray For Bollywood:

(click for bigger)Who is she? Answer: Bollywood Actress Riya Sen<--
Here's another great pic.

And For the' Ettes, A Little Snake:

Monday's celebs: Bella Thorne and a younger, nerdier Harrison Ford.

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Job Needs:
Kallisto has part-time job. She thanks everybody for prayers. Please continue to pray as she needs a full-time job.
Fenelon asks for prayers for “D” for a job. May be evicted, and can’t pay his bills.
Patrick and his girlfriend Lisa need jobs. Patrick would like a job as a technical writer or editor.
Lisa is looking for a job in business development or business process engineering roles
3/13 Calm Mentor came across a job which meets the job experience which he had done for 15 years. Asked for extra prayers regarding this job.
3/3-Olddogin MO-Wife has pancreatic and liver cancer. Was in hospital for a while because of dehydration and food not getting through. May be a candidate for surgery. Please continue to keep her in prayer for complete healing. And skill and wisdom for doctors as they are consulted about treatment
3/6-Notsothoreau asked for prayers for friends’s grandniece ,Zoe who is 7 years old. Zoe had ruptured appendix and colon, but should be able to come home soon with a pic line for medicine. Thanks for prayers so far. Prayer for complete healing for Zoe well as strength for mom who has not left the hospital, dad who used up his sick time and for grandma who has been caring for other three kids
Mrs. Blutarski’s father died February 17th. Prayers for Mrs. B, her mother and the rest of the family and friends
JT’s cousin who had pancreatic cancer has died. Please keep her family and friends in prayer for strength and comfort
3/4-PugMahon’s brother in law Bill’s son has committed suicide. Please keep the family in prayer for strength and comfort after this great loss.

Continuing requests:
-Prayers for rickl tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing
-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.
-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant.
-BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.
-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has returned and he has a doctors apt this week. Prayers for complete healing.
-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat
-JQ’s father has advanced prostrate cancer and has been having a lot of pain, JQ works full time and so needs to find a place where dad can be cared for.
1/16-Troyrisers mother, Judy has inoperable lung cancer. Please pray for a peaceful passage.
1/16-NorthernLurker needs job or business, sense of direction, and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation.
2/20-Awilda’s son Gabe is in need of a bone marrow transplant

Updates:
1/30-Backwards Gal is back home after scary medical issues Backwards Boy is having financial issues because of gigs being cancelled. Please pray for that situation as well. Thanks.

New requests:
1/17- TonyPete asked for prayers for his granddaughters and daughter caught in bad family situation that has no immediate relief. Prayers for them and that daughter might gain wisdom to do good and not harm.
2/1-LadyL asked for prayers for daughter of a friend. After giving birth several weeks ago she had a stroke. She is conscious and has had breathing tube removed ,but has no sensation on one side of her body. Prayers for complete healing
2/8-Tonypete asks for payers for his friend Michele. Michele's daughter eldest daughter died as the result of injuries suffered from a fall on Feb. 5 during a hiking accident. Daughter had four children aged 9-15, Also his friend's youngest daughter was diagnosed with cancer on the same day that the eldest daughter died. Prayers for healing for daughter and strength for Michele and family
2/12-Votermom asked for prayers of healing and help for her friend myiq (who has the Crawfisher blog) and is not getting good care from VAAlso asked for prayers for friend Mothy's sister who has 4th stage lung cancer.
2/12-Anonymous horde member asked for prayers for his community in NH. They had two boys die within 2 weeks. One 12 year old drowned after crossing frozen river on his way home from school. Another boy. age 14, committed suicide within two weeks of death of first boy. Families and friends and community are in shock and hurting. Horde member asked for prayer that the Lord God would send down Holy Spirit and bring comfort and healing
2/12-SMH reports that his daughter is "travelling down a dark path and taking children with her." SMH asks that her daughter's heart of stone be turned to flesh and that she receive conversion to accept Jesus as Lord
2/17 Prayers for-Jewell’s grandson’s wife-Carmen, who is in rehab for alcoholism and has a 1 year old child. She may be suffering from post-partum depression. Prayers for healing and recovery and for Jewell’s grandson and great-grandchild.
2/24-Navymom asked for prayers for grandson who looks skinny and not as well cared for as he might be.
2/24 prayers of Complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least
2/26 Josephistan asked for prayers for his mom who has anxiety and of behavioral issues
3/4-Prayers for people in AL affected by tornado
3/7-Shibumi and Bozo Conservative newly married. Need rough places made smooth so that they can live together.
3/8-Theresa inFortWorth has a cyst on kidney. Was being referred to a nephrologist as a priority patient.
3/10-CaptainJosephaSabin had emergency pacemaker installed. Is now having dialysis Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It is very difficult. Might be able to discontinue dialysis. Prayers for end to panic attacks and complete healing.
3/10-KTY healing from stomach virus and tenacious fever.
3/12-TonyPete’s wife is having rheumatology and neurology issues. Praying for a lessening of painful, difficult symptoms and a way forward with doctors.
3/12-NorthernLurker needs money and job. Also asks for prayer in area of new relationships. Niece’s son, Josh, needs healing. Very troubled boy with numerous behavioral issues . Pray also that authorities do what is right for the family.
3/13-MPPPP, prayers that someone’s heart be softened and that reconciliation will take place.
3/13-Bicentennial Guy, mom and dad’s pug dog is very ill, has returning cancer. Has to be put down next week. Prayers for comfort and strength for his mom and dad and blaster who gave them the pug.
3/13-Josephistan, prayers for mom’s recovery and peace of mind and for strength for Josephistan so he can take care of her.
3/32-Blaster asks for prayers for his 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are depressed, anxious, and not doing well in school Blaster’s son won’t talk to him. For healing and help for Blaster and children.
3/13 Vic mentioned that he might have to go back in hospital for “same issues he had last year.” Prayers for Vic and family
3/13-Lurker (Christian’s) father-in-law died Monday, March 11 after a battle with prostrate cancer which metasticized. Asked for repose of his soul and comfort for Christian’s wife Karrie and sister Jennie.
3/15-Bete in reflection had pain in neck. Has cancer and one treatment but has some hope. Prayers for complete healing.
3/16-ibguy asks for prayers for Debbie K., wife of college roommate. She has early onset alsheimer’s. She is not yet 60. Needs prayers for healing.
3/19-Young Friend has GI issues. Was having a consultation with doctor on 3/20, probably getting a scope. Needs healing.
3/20-Hrothgar, aging sister-in-law, Elizabeth, failing physically and mentally. He doesn’t have resources to help her. Going day by day. Needs prayer for wisdom and direction for help for sister-in-law.
3/20-Fenelon asks for healing for son K., who has major mental issues.
3/20 Prayers for people in NE and other parts of the US dealing with terrible flooding

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members

I have not heard from cjjr who had brain cancer and asked for prayers. It worries me when I don’t hear from people.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cinnamon Rolls:

(h/t, as usual, to Food Porn on Twitter)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:19 AM

Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 20, 2019 11:19 AM (ANN96)

2 Too much scrolling to be first. Not Fair!

Posted by: engineer at March 20, 2019 11:20 AM (R5QBF)

3 Yo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:20 AM (so+oy)

4 Ho!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:20 AM (Ot6OZ)

5 2 Too much scrolling to be first. Not Fair!
Posted by: engineer at March 20, 2019 11:20 AM (R5QBF)

==========

Embrace the power of "end".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 20, 2019 11:20 AM (ANN96)

6

Jungle Boy from Gilligan's Island

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:20 AM (aKsyK)

7 The county election map is why need the electoral college and why the Left desperately hates the electoral college.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)

8 You certainly are becoming international in outlook. I approve.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z)

9 Wow....she's cute!

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (ykq7q)

10 "Fair" is where you buy funnel cakes.

Posted by: mostly cajun at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (g5+Dm)

11 Willowed:

God may choose you to build an Ark

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You couldn't build a big enough Ark these days. You couldn't get by with just two of every animal. You'd need a full LGBTQWTFBBQ of every animal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Fight! Fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp of the ark and it's starting to rain!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (Z7b/F)

12

Bill Maher says we all want to live in the archipelago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

13 Nice buns.

Posted by: Someguy at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (dy5uS)

14 The guy is Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (Z7b/F)

15 Damn, those cinnamon rolls look good!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (so+oy)

16 "Fair" is where you buy funnel cakes.
Posted by: mostly cajun at March 20, 2019 11:21 AM (g5+Dm)
+++++++
Funnel cakes are the fare of the fair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)

17 Bollywood girl seems nice. I would like to share tea and crumpets with her and discuss the Quintessence of Ibsenism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)

18 Oh and regarding prayer list, Calm Mentor is also facing some very dire financial trouble. I think his nic has a link to his GFM or his email for pay pal.

I don't want to see any morons get evicted so I'm helping.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (Ot6OZ)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

20 Coulda been 2nd. Got stopped by the cutie from Bollywood.

Posted by: tbodie at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (V+bdf)

21 Oh yeah.. and so does the Bollywood chick!

But, let's face it.. I have a better chance with a cinnamon roll than I do with a hot Indian chick!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (so+oy)

22 I love sniffing balls.

Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (yn8Ew)

23 Hooray For Bollywood:

She's Indian?! What the hell are we getting for our H1B money?

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (g7ulT)

24 I question how one can rant while staring at a plate of cinnamon rolls.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (r/xAU)

25 This my gorilla right here!

Posted by: Joe "I'm 53% Neanderthal" Rogan at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (BDZWU)

26 Cinnamon rolls are the crack cocaine of fast food. Try them once, and you're hooked for life. Sad.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z)

27 I'm just here for the cinnamon rolls and boobs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (t6MX/)

28 Holy crow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (WEb0y)

29 Those appear to be some nice yabbos.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

30 17 Bollywood girl seems nice. I would like to share tea and crumpets with her and discuss the Quintessence of Ibsenism.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)

So that's what the kids are calling it these days....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2019 11:24 AM (Ct55T)

31 27 I'm just here for the cinnamon rolls and boobs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (t6MX/)

*gets in line behind Flounder*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:24 AM (Ot6OZ)

32 Reading content and having a quick fap over the map won't get you in the top 10.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2019 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

33 Those are zero-carb cinnamon rolls, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker and the land of dietary delights at March 20, 2019 11:24 AM (w46Mb)

34 Snake Plissken?

I thought he was dead.

Posted by: engineer at March 20, 2019 11:24 AM (R5QBF)

35 Oh, look, the fucking retard has arrived to put some knowledge to us.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 20, 2019 11:24 AM (vg8iE)

36 there must still be payphones all over the place. just last weekend i saw the documentary "captive state", set in 2025 chicago; there are several places in which the plot relies on the ready availability of payphones.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (sGtp+)

37 The girl is nearly the spitting image of the Sri Lankan girlfriend of our Sri Lankan student.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

38 Riya Sen looks just like one of my employees. No, really.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

39 Love that map of where the Hillary vote-counters live. NOW you may summon the cleansing tsunami!

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (LBYpQ)

40 There's one Blockbuster left in Oregon...no plans to close.

http://tinyurl.com/y5enezkj

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

41 So, the necklace. Malachite? Jade? Bedazzled?

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (wW03z)

42 23 Hooray For Bollywood:

She's Indian?! What the hell are we getting for our H1B money?
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (g7ulT)

There are exceptions, but girls who look like that aren't going into IT.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (Ot6OZ)

43 Properly dressed cinnamon buns.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:26 AM (lCWBk)

44 The margin of popular vote for Dems increased from 2026 to 2018 9 million more people voted for Dem House seats than did Republican voters
Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (yn8Ew)

Illegal aliens and voter fraud, dipshit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:26 AM (IXZGh)

45 Prayers for everyone on the list. May God hold you all close to His Heart during these difficult times.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at March 20, 2019 11:26 AM (APMW0)

46 I'm getting old.
Spent more time looking at the cinnamon rolls than the hawtie.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 11:26 AM (Ih4ii)

47 40 There's one Blockbuster left in Oregon...no plans to close.

http://tinyurl.com/y5enezkj
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

Well they finally got Corporate off their back...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:26 AM (Ot6OZ)

48 The rural areas are not easy enough to cheat for the donks. I bet the real vote of 2016 had trump win the popular US CITIZEN vote. I know there were at least 1.5 million illegals in the PRoC alone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2019 11:26 AM (pw+jk)

49 Riya Sen looks just like one of my employees. No, really.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

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Wow. I would have difficulty focusing on work, TBH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (WEb0y)

50 I liked "Kurt" better when they were annoying, but not boring.

Not he/she/it is annoying and boring. An unforgivable combination, really. Lazy. Sad!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (Ct55T)

51 39
Love that map of where the Hillary vote-counters live. NOW you may summon the cleansing tsunami!

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (LBYpQ)

*looks at map*
*looks at face colander*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (t6MX/)

52 As a male of my age, I have an equal appreciation of the chick and the pastries. Finally - equality for all!

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

53 Jade. I'm going with jade.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (wW03z)

54 Abolish the Electoral College? Well, I guess most divorces begin with the belligerents separating first.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (LGXGf)

55 Riya Sen looks just like one of my employees. No, really.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

well she doesn't have breasts falling out of her top , and I read that's all that matters.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (r/xAU)

56 I just tossed a few quatloos into Ace's Paypal. This place is my happy place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)

57 38 Riya Sen looks just like one of my employees. No, really.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM (sjdRT)

Also, 'Riya Sen' sounds like a name from a Star Wars movie.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (e/SK7)

58 I really LOVE that malachite necklace on the beautiful young lady. WOW!

Also, I am hungry for cinnamon rolls. Those LOOK delicious. YUM.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (APMW0)

59 There is an absolutely gorgeous young woman living somewhere in Asheville that looks like she hails from the Indian subcontinent. Long dark hair and perfect hourglass figure. Rather browner than Ms. Sen, with less European-type features, but with the same big brown eyes.

Has a small son, so likely someone's wife, the lucky S.O.B.

I see her in Wal-Mart from time to time.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (bZ7mE)

60 The margin of popular vote for Dems increased from 2026 to 2018

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (lCWBk)

61
well she doesn't have breasts falling out of her top , and I read that's all that matters.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (r/xAU)

That would be correct, yes.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (IXZGh)

62 Is there an smell that's more evocative, better and sweeter than the smell of cinnamon rolls in the oven?

I mean, apart from the sweet smell of Hillary's hopes and dreams going up in smoke.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (JgA4k)

63 The 2016 Election by county map is exactly why the commies want to abolish the electoral college.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (gmo/4)

64 Imagine if Bollywood Girl were serving you those sticky buns...

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (n6bs1)

65 354
Forbes: Society Desperately Needs an Alternative Web

https://tinyurl.com/y4nmekty

Shamelessly reposted from previous thread. Must read.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (vWMNq)

66 Prayers up for everyone on the list, and those unspoken requests. Thank you Fenelon and OregonMuse. I appreciate this ministry every Wednesday.

Love all you Hordelings to bits!!

Posted by: moki at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (mFoNl)

67
52
As a male of my age, I have an equal appreciation of the chick and the pastries. Finally - equality for all!

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

Agreed. But can I just take just the frosting and the chick? Could be fun.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)

68 She's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (HgfgT)

69 >Wow. I would have difficulty focusing on work, TBH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (WEb0y)

I feel more like her Dad than anything.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)

70 Abolish the Electoral College?

In fairness, they don't play anyone worth a damn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (lCWBk)

71 Maybe it's jade. But it looks like it could be malachite.

***I so hate to be wrong...but I could be this ONE time***

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (APMW0)

72 I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how ,but what is extraordinarily important is this ,who will count the votes, and how.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (r/xAU)

73 71 Maybe it's jade. But it looks like it could be malachite.

It looks too translucent for malachite.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

74 There's one Blockbuster left in Oregon...no plans to close.

http://tinyurl.com/y5enezkj

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM

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We have a family video store in our small town and they are thriving. I have no idea how though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (JUOKG)

75 I really LOVE that malachite necklace on the beautiful young lady. WOW!

You know that I- and every other guy- had to scroll back up to see what the hell you were talking about.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (BFizn)

76 62
Is there an smell that's more evocative, better and sweeter than the smell of cinnamon rolls in the oven?

I mean, apart from the sweet smell of Hillary's hopes and dreams going up in smoke.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (JgA4k)
Bacon. <drops mic>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)

77 ICYMI. Totalitarians on the move. Dems and the "Equality Act."

Heritage Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/y2ujtvek

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (t6MX/)

78 If I ever get a terminal diagnosis of something I am going to eat nothing but cinnamon rolls until the curtain falls.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (w7KSn)

79 Prayers for everyone on the list.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

80
71 Maybe it's jade. But it looks like it could be malachite.

_________________________________

I thought it was little Irish Spring bars.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

81
I wanna refund. I clicked on the picture but her boobs didn't get any bigger.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (jYje5)

82 "But it'll be great when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020; their backpedaling will be enough to make Niagara Falls run backwards."

Nah. The left never admits they made a mistake. If they did, they wouldn't have time for anything else, especially since they never get anything right.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)

83 sponge alas, I had thought You of all commenters would disagree.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (r/xAU)

84 You know that I- and every other guy- had to scroll back up

Wrong! Placement, dear boy, placement.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (wW03z)

85 Sadly, population migration between the states will ensure that conservatives are permanently marginalized - even with the electoral college - within 20 years. Look at Colorado for what will happen, and amplify it bigly for Texas. From an electoral math standpoint, this is a huge deal.

Assume that the Leftist Reserve (California and Pac NW urban areas) continues its outflow into the interior west. This will result in fewer districts (and thus fewer electoral votes) for California, but the gains will be enormous.

Take Arizona, which will probably be the next to flip now that Colorado and New Mexico have gone. Assume that the outflow from CA into AZ flips Phoenix with a comfortable margin and this AZ with a narrow margin. Further assume that migration will cost CA an electoral vote *and* that AZ will not pick it up - a worst-case scenario. In such a case, the Dems lose 1 electoral vote from CA, down to a total of 54, but pick up 11 electoral votes from AZ, up to a total of 11.

This takes their 55 CA electoral votes and turns them into 65 electoral votes between them. In smaller states like Idaho or Wyoming the effects are smaller, but you're still looking at a minimum 3:1 pickup. If this trend continues, it will make the Left electorally unassailable within a generation and can be done just by tapping the California Reserve.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (I2dne)

86 57 Also, 'Riya Sen' sounds like a name from a Star Wars movie.

Sounds like japanese pr0n to me. Youtube has been feeding me tons of portfolios of cute japanese women. Some pr0n stars but some merely geishas or similar.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (vWMNq)

87 75 I really LOVE that malachite necklace on the beautiful young lady. WOW!

You know that I- and every other guy- had to scroll back up to see what the hell you were talking about.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (BFizn)

HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (APMW0)

88 Imagine if Bollywood Girl were serving you those sticky buns...
Posted by: t-bird

I could imagine me serving HER sticky buns.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (Z7b/F)

89 Those Red Box video/DVD things seem fairly popular. I see people using them outside one of the local Krogers all the time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

90 We have a family video store in our small town and they are thriving. I have no idea how though.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (JUOKG)

It's still a way to view movies and such without succumbing to the evil streaming providers. I hate that I fund the Owebama cretins with Netflix accounts by the wife and kid......

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

91 Jennifer Lopez-Cortazio and Curt Rustle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (7Ml7x)

92 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (uopCm)

93 I feel more like her Dad than anything.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:29 AM (sjdRT)

--------

OK. Ya lookin' to marry her off, by chance? I mean, ya don't her hangin' around when she's an old maid, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (WEb0y)

94 78 If I ever get a terminal diagnosis of something I am going to eat nothing but cinnamon rolls until the curtain falls.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (w7KSn)

And subsequently discover that megadoses of cinnamon rolls cure terminal diseases.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (Ct55T)

95 91 Jennifer Lopez-Cortazio and Curt Rustle.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (7Ml7x)

So close

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (Ot6OZ)

96 Snake!

Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (yODqO)

97 54
Abolish the Electoral College? Well, I guess most divorces begin with the belligerents separating first.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 20, 2019 11:27 AM (LGXGf)

I had a waking thought that I haven't thoroughly recovered. But I think it was that this push to abolish the electoral college will be what future historians point to as the formal beginning of CW2.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (t6MX/)

98 Sadly, population migration between the states will ensure that conservatives are permanently marginalized - even with the electoral college - within 20 years.

Unfortunately, I agree with you. Our only hope is that some fraction of them come to their senses.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:33 AM (wW03z)

99
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (JgA4k)
Bacon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)

Bacon is also wonderful, as is the smell of popcorn. But those Cinnabon places make an entire mall aromatic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 20, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)

100 Of course they want to abolish the Electoral College. It's one of the few colleges in America that still does it's job. Has to go, we can't have that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 20, 2019 11:33 AM (VaN/j)

101
A quick guesstimate would be 400 plus calories per each one of those rolls. A perfect gift for a certain Supreme court justice.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 11:33 AM (jYje5)

102 sponge alas, I had thought You of all commenters would disagree.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (r/xAU)

There is no option, only boobs.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:33 AM (IXZGh)

103 I think the necklace looks like Bakelite.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (TdMsT)

104 >OK. Ya lookin' to marry her off, by chance? I mean, ya don't her hangin' around when she's an old maid, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM (WEb0y)

I'm trying to set her up with Son #2.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (sjdRT)

105 I really LOVE that malachite necklace on the beautiful young lady. WOW!

You know that I- and every other guy- had to scroll back up to see what the hell you were talking about.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (BFizn)

Yep. looks like little bars of soap.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (gmo/4)

106 In 2012 Trump tweeted " the Electorsl College is a disaster for the United States "
That I can agree with

Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (yn8Ew)

107 newest I am going to assume you mean for Ginsburg, she has been on a severe weight loss program for the last few mths.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (r/xAU)

108
Abolish the Electoral College?

In fairness, they don't play anyone worth a damn.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Party school!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (aKsyK)

109 If I ever get a terminal diagnosis

That would be awful, having to watch only CNN all the time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)

110 This morning on Fox there was a woman saying there are several blue states (she mentioned IL as one) that are voting to allow their electoral college voters to vote for however they want to vote, i. e., whatever Dem).

I wasn't paying close attention, but it sure sounds scary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

111 These Bollywood chicks you post . . . they make an awful lot of our current actresses look pretty dumpy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (QvdcM)

112 and here I thought you noticed how lovely her eyes wer.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (r/xAU)

113 Wrong! Placement, dear boy, placement.

You saw the necklace the first time? You must be a detective (a real one, not FBI)

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (Zo1XC)

114 Yo 'rons! Lena Dunham is single!

https://tinyurl.com/y46dcoly

Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (yODqO)

115 65
354

Forbes: Society Desperately Needs an Alternative Web

https://tinyurl.com/y4nmekty

Shamelessly reposted from previous thread. Must read.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (vWMNq)

I clicked and became the 666th view. I'm not sure what to make of that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (t6MX/)

116 I wanna refund. I clicked on the picture but her boobs didn't get any bigger.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (jYje5)

Curse you, Pixy! The pop-up version doesn't display the whole pic. Right click on the link and select 'Open In New Window' to see the whole thing bigger.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (e/SK7)

117 107 newest I am going to assume you mean for Ginsburg, she has been on a severe weight loss program for the last few mths.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (r/xAU)

No, I think he means fatty Sotamyer....the wise latina....***cough***

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (APMW0)

118 Love that map of where the Hillary vote-counters live. NOW you may summon the cleansing tsunami!
Posted by: t-bird
.............

Kinda misleading.. only shows where she got more than 50%..

2020 is gonna be a bitch.. no mistaking that. The current crop of Dem clowns is somewhat encouraging though.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (so+oy)

119 Someone on the bog today is very very sad that Hillary! will NEVER be President..

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (TdMsT)

120 and here I thought you noticed how lovely her eyes wer.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (r/xAU)
+++++++++
I can notice multiple lovely things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (I2dne)

121 Clearly it's Bollywood actress Joan Collins.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

122 I really LOVE that malachite necklace on the beautiful young lady. WOW!

You know that I- and every other guy- had to scroll back up to see what the hell you were talking about.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (BFizn)

Were talking about that image of the Looney Tunes buzzard on the far right here, right?

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (IXZGh)

123 I thought it was little Irish Spring bars.
=====

sbt - I don't often understand your comments, but that had me chuckling.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (MIKMs)

124 Nice necklace.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (kG5hP)

125 Blog

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (TdMsT)

126 I propose whomever wins the most square miles within the US wins the presidency.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (JoUsr)

127 112
and here I thought you noticed how lovely her eyes wer.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (r/xAU)

She has EYES?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (t6MX/)

128 It's interesting that pretty much all of the Indian actresses one sees are of the lighter-skinned, more Aryan type. There are almost no Dravidians. It's almost as if the Indians discriminate against them based on skin color / caste. Almost.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (wW03z)

129 The "necklace" is part of the dress. I doubt it's made of gemstones.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

130 We have a family video store in our small town and they are thriving. I have no idea how though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (JUOKG)

We do too and I always wonder how it stays in business. Must be doing ok though. It's on some prime real estate.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (cF8AT)

131 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:31 AM (I2dne)

You have it wrong, ese, California will continue to gain electoral votes and CDs despite the enormous outflow of Californians into other states.

Posted by: You Know Who at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (0vY1N)

132 I clicked and became the 666th view. I'm not sure what to make of that.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (t6MX/)

Keep an eye out for locusts.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (IXZGh)

133 you guys,

anyway is that a necklace or a part of her gown.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (r/xAU)

134 85>>>

Locusts.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (c8EA0)

135 Answer: Bollywood Actress Riya Sen

So she's some toxic crap extracted from castor beans? About what I figured. Not my type.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (7Ml7x)

136 I really LOVE that malachite necklace on the beautiful young lady. WOW!

You know that I- and every other guy- had to scroll back up to see what the hell you were talking about.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (BFizn)

Yep. looks like little bars of soap.

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (gmo/4)

Kryptonite!

Posted by: Archer at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

137 Clearly it's Bollywood actress Joan Collins.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

Welcome back.

How was the trip?

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (IXZGh)

138 126 I propose whomever wins the most square miles within the US wins the presidency.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (JoUsr)

Worked for Lincoln....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (Ct55T)

139 Reading content and having a quick fap over the map won't get you in the top 10.

If you're fapping to the map and not Bollywood girl (unless you're an 'ette) then you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (81OU+)

140 130 We have a family video store in our small town and they are thriving. I have no idea how though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (JUOKG)

We do too and I always wonder how it stays in business. Must be doing ok though. It's on some prime real estate.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (cF8AT)
my family go when we can't figure out how something is making money "it's a front".......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (0O7c5)

141 Yo 'rons! Lena Dunham is single!

https://tinyurl.com/y46dcoly
Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (yODqO)
+++++++++++
You heard the man. All single men line up so the bitter old spinster can have her pick. You should all feel honored to be selected by such a body-positive progressive flower of anti-femininity.

Posted by: Bureau of Sexual Fairness and Reproductive Enforcement at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (I2dne)

142 I imagine it is little bars of irish spring shellacked onto the neckline of her dress.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (r/xAU)

143 Strongly recommend seeing the malachite room (forget actual formal name) at the Winter Palace/Hermitage in St Petersburg for those visiting Vlad's Russia.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (QDnY+)

144 anyway is that a necklace or a part of her gown.

It's part of the gown.

It's the part which, annoyingly, keeps the top from falling off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)

145 I'm trying to set her up with Son #2.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (sjdRT)

------

And the Father of the Year Award goes to...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (WEb0y)

146 Forbes: Society Desperately Needs an Alternative Web

https://tinyurl.com/y4nmekty

Shamelessly reposted from previous thread. Must read.

Posted by: Off the reservation
.........

What a load of shit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (so+oy)

147 I propose whomever wins the most square miles within the US wins the presidency.

ME WANT JUSTICE! ME WANT THUNDERDOME!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (lCWBk)

148 I doubt it's made of gemstones.

IIRC, malachite and jade aren't typically thought of as gemstones.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)

149 She has EYES?

Dammit, now I gotta scroll up again to see if that's true.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (f6lTY)

150

Thanks to FenelonSpoke and the rest of you deplorable Morons and Moronettes for keeping us on the prayer list.

Love, hugs and smoochies from us both. The Horde is teh bestest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)

151 Nice necklace

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 11:39 AM (ZfMN7)

152 bander I would imagine you would then be disappointed.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (r/xAU)

153 Lol. Our African student recently got a temporary US drivers license (my husband is loaning him an old company vehicle), and yesterday he received mail from the Selective Service.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

154 I had thought Oklahoma was the only state where every county went GOP, but that map makes it look like Alaska did, too.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (w46Mb)

155 I didn't notice but yes it is part of the dress.. very pretty.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (kG5hP)

156 115 I clicked and became the 666th view. I'm not sure what to make of that.

Damn. I'm jealous.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (vWMNq)

157 You have it wrong, ese, California will continue to gain electoral votes and CDs despite the enormous outflow of Californians into other states.
Posted by: You Know Who at March 20, 2019 11:37 AM (0vY1N)
+++++++++
That would accelerate it, but this is one they can win without cheating. Like the New England Patriots, though, the ability to win without cheating doesn't mean that they won't cheat anyway just to be sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)

158 We have a family video store in our small town and they are thriving. I have no idea how though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (JUOKG)

We do too and I always wonder how it stays in business. Must be doing ok though. It's on some prime real estate.
Posted by: Tami
........

They make most of their money on game rentals..

New release movies too.. but game rentals are a big part of their income.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)

159 Like the New England Patriots, though, the ability to win without cheating doesn't mean that they won't cheat anyway just to be sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)

Literally, no one knows this to be the case.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:41 AM (IXZGh)

160 I've watched a couple of videos about people mysteriously disappearing in national parks. Maybe that's what happened to RBG.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 20, 2019 11:41 AM (JgA4k)

161 I'd say Trump winning the popular vote is iffy, 1. population centers in lib land, 2. Dems cheat (could you imagine if the prez election was popular vote?)
Love those info graphs though.

Finally, I think the kid on the right will be far better than 20K better off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2019 11:41 AM (r+sAi)

162 Riya Sen has nice clear skin and breastesses. Beyond the power of youth, nothing really striking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:42 AM (lCWBk)

163 It's part of the gown.

Didn't Wilma Flintstone have the same thing? *does research...* Hm, not so far off.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:42 AM (dzJ3R)

164 Of course, I can't see her ass in that picture.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:42 AM (lCWBk)

165 153
Lol. Our African student recently got a temporary US drivers license (my
husband is loaning him an old company vehicle), and yesterday he
received mail from the Selective Service.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

Government at its very best.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:42 AM (t6MX/)

166 More reasons to love Kurt Russell...

"Hawaiian doo-dads"

https://tinyurl.com/y5e7kq36 (instagram video)

Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (yODqO)

167 t bird, heck I had forgotten wilma, thought it looked familiar, also the dresses neckline.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)

168 bander I would imagine you would then be disappointed.

I most certainly would not. I can see that she's not particularly large but what I like about tits is that they're tit-shaped and have tit texture.

Size really doesn't matter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (fuK7c)

169 Abolish the EC? Lower the voting age? Abolish the right to bear arms? Lucky for them the framers built in a mechanism for changing the constitution. Best get crackin though. It's gonna take some time to get 2/3 of both houses of congress and 3/4 of the states to ratify.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (gC2IV)

170 141 Yo 'rons! Lena Dunham is single!
https://tinyurl.com/y46dcoly
Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (yODqO)

You heard the man. All single men line up so the bitter old spinster can have her pick. You should all feel honored to be selected by such a body-positive progressive flower of anti-femininity.

Posted by: Bureau of Sexual Fairness and Reproductive Enforcement at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (I2dne)

Uh, no thanks, man.

Posted by: Odell Beckham at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (e/SK7)

171
Lena, you've spent a lot of time loudly, proudly advertising to the world that you're the kind of woman no man wants to be with.

Enjoy dem cats. When you die, make sure to do it face up. They like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (WEb0y)

172 162
Riya Sen has nice clear skin and breastesses. Beyond the power of youth, nothing really striking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 11:42 AM (lCWBk)

She has eyes, I am told.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (t6MX/)

173 t bird, heck I had forgotten wilma, thought it looked familiar, also the dresses neckline.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)

Sick, but a 3some with me, Betty and Wilma would've been life altering......

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

174 wait, wilmas was off one shoulder, so not very similar

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (r/xAU)

175 There's one Blockbuster left in Oregon...no plans to close.

http://tinyurl.com/y5enezkj

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:25 AM

They got behind on their TPS Report cover sheets. Still filling them out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (QLvwG)

176 This morning on Fox there was a woman saying there are several blue states (she mentioned IL as one) that are voting to allow their electoral college voters to vote for however they want to vote, i. e., whatever Dem).

I wasn't paying close attention, but it sure sounds scary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

The electoral college is described and is part of the Constitution. States can determine, and direct their electors to do all kinds of things, but it will come down to disenfranchised voters suing and winning court cases against the state. The entire point of the electoral college was a brilliant way to make sure that those voting in less populated states had a say in how the president was elected. If a majority of voters in a state vote for a certain candidate, and then the state government or a political party then dictates that those voters didn't vote the way the party wanted, then they get to replace their votes with ones of their own choosing? No, and none of this garbage is going to stand at the SC.

The only way the electoral college gets abolished is through an amendment. Now of course, the Dems are long term planners, and so are starting this drumbeat now. That's why they are all chanting to their sycophants about abolishing the electoral college. Why they constantly call us a "democracy" instead of what we actually are , a representative republic. Hammer the public long enough with something and as generations overturn, the next one will be brainwashed into believing it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (/y/VQ)

177 aha betty rubble, but higher neckline

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (r/xAU)

178 Enjoy dem cats. When you die, make sure to do it face up. They like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (WEb0y)

How would they know?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (t6MX/)

179 My husband was talking to a realtor in TN. Told the guy about our struggles with the bureaucrats out here. The realtor told him "We hate Democrats out here. Come on out!" I think they need some balance with all the folks moving to Nashville.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (JKNZq)

180 I've watched a couple of videos about people mysteriously disappearing in national parks. Maybe that's what happened to RBG.
Posted by: N.L.

Smokey? Boo Boo? You have anything you'd like to share?

Posted by: Yogi at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Z7b/F)

181 The chick is Raul Julia

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (YslsA)

182 173 t bird, heck I had forgotten wilma, thought it looked familiar, also the dresses neckline.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)

Sick, but a 3some with me, Betty and Wilma would've been life altering......
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

Especially considering they're animated.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Ot6OZ)

183

Riya Sen is one of the most breathtakingly beautiful young women I've ever seen.

Wow. Just, wow.

When I say I need an emotional support supermodel, she is the prototype.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (HaL55)

184 Beyond the power of youth, nothing really striking.

What's striking to me is the health. She's healthy, not model-thin or model-shapeless, and not out-of-control ultra-sized. Just a nice healthy normal. Well, what used to be normal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (f6lTY)

185 people mysteriously disappearing in national parks. Maybe that's what happened to RBG.

+++

Swallered by the erf?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (BucPW)

186 Twitchy as a post about an Electoral College scholar twitting about calls to ban it are batshit crazy and it's the greatest thing in the history of ever.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (IXZGh)

187 181 The chick is Raul Julia
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (YslsA)

Of Course!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Ot6OZ)

188 141 Yo 'rons! Lena Dunham is single!
https://tinyurl.com/y46dcoly
Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (yODqO)

.............

She's all yours, man! Go fer it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (so+oy)

189 Especially considering they're animated.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Ot6OZ)

Thus the "sick" part of my comment.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:46 AM (IXZGh)

190 Abolish the EC? Lower the voting age? Abolish the right to bear arms? Lucky for them the framers built in a mechanism for changing the constitution. Best get crackin though. It's gonna take some time to get 2/3 of both houses of congress and 3/4 of the states to ratify.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (gC2IV)

If congress can't do it, then I'll have to.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at March 20, 2019 11:46 AM (0vY1N)

191 Why
they constantly call us a "democracy" instead of what we actually are , a
representative republic. Hammer the public long enough with something
and as generations overturn, the next one will be brainwashed into
believing it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (/y/VQ)

Yep. Dems are nothing if not persistent. And people wonder why 2A advocates take an unflinching opposition to any encroachments.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:46 AM (t6MX/)

192 What's striking to me is the health. She's healthy, not model-thin or model-shapeless, and not out-of-control ultra-sized. Just a nice healthy normal. Well, what used to be normal.
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (f6lTY)
++++++++
This. She's pretty and looks like a woman. She also isn't scowling and has a normal kind of expression. I am tired of rail-thin, sharply angular "supermodels" glaring down at me from billboards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:47 AM (I2dne)

193 My cat loves me. I'm confident even if I die face down he will roll me over and eat my face. To gain my power.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 20, 2019 11:47 AM (TE0dY)

194 188 141 Yo 'rons! Lena Dunham is single!
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complete with unicorn armpit hair!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 11:47 AM (d7Ww2)

195 These Democrats who are advocating for the end or the nullification of the Electoral College have violated their oath of office, have they not?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 20, 2019 11:48 AM (w7KSn)

196 177 aha betty rubble, but higher neckline
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (r/xAU)

Bam bam, bam bam!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:48 AM (Ot6OZ)

197 I dunno if I could be animated I would think Jessica rabbit would be much funner to play.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:48 AM (r/xAU)

198 >>The chick is Raul Julia

A chick named Raul?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 11:48 AM (FbLXk)

199 I most
certainly would not. I can see that she's not particularly large but
what I like about tits is that they're tit-shaped and have tit texture.

Size really doesn't matter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (fuK7c)

Yeah, falsies can be nice to look at, but I don't want to be punching a speed bag when the festivities start.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:48 AM (t6MX/)

200 RE: Where Hillary's Voters "Live"...
That's the question... are all of these (mostly) cities full of so many live idiots or are many /most of the these "voters" actually dead sock puppets for live crooked Democrap vote manufacturers? How many precincts had more HRC "voters" than people last time around, hmmm?

Posted by: Beto the Dork at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (Jb6Yh)

201 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Ot6OZ)

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Thank you very, very much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (ffYR/)

202 I keep asking Liberals, well, if you like the rest of the Worlds policies so much, why don't you go LIVE there?

You can move to a place they have those Policies.

The Policies I Like? the US is the ONLY place with Freedom of Speech, and Religion, and guns, and a Political system like ours.

I have no place to go EXCEPT here for the policies I like.

SO QUIT TRYING TO MAKE US LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

Posted by: Don Q at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (NgKpN)

203 I'm doing my planks.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (vtcmf)

204 I had a waking thought that I haven't thoroughly recovered. But I think it was that this push to abolish the electoral college will be what future historians point to as the formal beginning of CW2.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:32 AM

************

It will be a real turning point. What follows is dictatorship of the majority.
On the p side, overlay the population distribution map and the Objectives to surround, cut off and isolate become very clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (0tfLf)

205 they constantly call us a "democracy" instead of what we actually are , a
representative republic. Hammer the public long enough with something
and as generations overturn, the next one will be brainwashed into
believing it.

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Those racist (D)s switched to (R)s in the 60s, you know.

And they honestly got black people to believe it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (xyung)

206 anyway slaps guys awake, she's way too young for any of you.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (r/xAU)

207 Thought for the day.

Robert Mueller is an empty suit who has written a blank report.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

208 mouth breathers

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (r/xAU)

209 188 141 Yo 'rons! Lena Dunham is single!
.............

She's all yours, man! Go fer it!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (so+oy)

Well, I'm an 'ette. So that's not really my thing. I was just trying to help you guys out!

Posted by: sinalco at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (yODqO)

210 A chick named Raul?

Posted by: garrett

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Joke, but if you cropped that picture to view only the face, no hair, no dress, it would look like him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (YslsA)

211 me, Betty and Wilma would've been life altering.

Hmm. I presume you have read "A Sound of Thunder"?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (8ZmvG)

212 The founders were a lot smarter than some give them credit for. They also figured they got it mostly right. However, they did know it wasn't perfect so they devised the way to amend it. But they made it difficult so that only a concept with very broad support could change the constitution. Have at it, progs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (gC2IV)

213 195 These Democrats who are advocating for the end or the nullification of the Electoral College have violated their oath of office, have they not?
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 20, 2019 11:48 AM (w7KSn)

Oaths and Honor? What a quaint notion.

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (NgKpN)

214 Yep. Dems are nothing if not persistent. And people wonder why 2A advocates take an unflinching opposition to any encroachments.
Posted by: flounder

The party that just voted for post birth abortions thinks I'm gonna give up my guns? Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (Z7b/F)

215 Thought for the day.

Robert Mueller is an empty suit who has written a blank report.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
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Disagree. Robert Mueller is a suit stuffed with rancid garbage and will write a report stuffed with rancid garbage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (I2dne)

216 This. She's pretty and looks like a woman. She also isn't scowling and has a normal kind of expression. I am tired of rail-thin, sharply angular "supermodels" glaring down at me from billboards.

Hear, hear.

I really wonder how much of the current fashion for such women is really driven by heterosexual males. Of course, a lot of the tarts posted in places like the Chive are cut from the same cloth, so....

Posted by: Zeus at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (bZ7mE)

217 >>anyway slaps guys awake, she's way too young for any of you.

True Fact : Her panties are made from Naan and smell like Aloo Brinjal.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (FbLXk)

218 212 The founders were a lot smarter than some give them credit for. They also figured they got it mostly right. However, they did know it wasn't perfect so they devised the way to amend it. But they made it difficult so that only a concept with very broad support could change the constitution. Have at it, progs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (gC2IV)

Here, hold our Beer.

Posted by: Supreme Court at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

219 anyway slaps guys awake, she's way too young for any of you.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM (r/xAU)

SO?

I point to Morgan Freeman as a shining example that it's perfectly acceptable in the required circles.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

220 Lena, you've spent a lot of time loudly, proudly advertising to the world that you're the kind of woman no man wants to be with.

Enjoy dem cats. When you die, make sure to do it face up. They like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 11:43 AM (WEb0y)

can't ....stop...laughing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (9Om/r)

221 The founders were a lot smarter than some give them credit for. They also figured they got it mostly right. However, they did know it wasn't perfect so they devised the way to amend it. But they made it difficult so that only a concept with very broad support could change the constitution. Have at it, progs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (gC2IV)
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Meh. It's much easier to ignore the damn thing.

Posted by: Progs at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (I2dne)

222 Malachite sometimes known as the Breastplate of Aaron.*
Aaron, lucky guy.

*fyi - Book of Exodus

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (r+sAi)

223 Sick, but a 3some with me, Betty and Wilma would've been life altering......
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

Sigh. I really ought to not to do these things.

I just *had* to google "Wilma Flintstone naked images"

I just *had* to.

Holy crap.

Posted by: OregonMuse AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (e/SK7)

224 The founders were a lot smarter than some give them credit for. They also figured they got it mostly right. However, they did know it wasn't perfect so they devised the way to amend it. But they made it difficult so that only a concept with very broad support could change the constitution. Have at it, progs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (gC2IV)

--

They also knew what could easily happen.

"A republic, if you can keep it."

And we didn't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (xyung)

225

And please to be with the clicking on the link to more pictures of Miss Sen.

OregonMuse, you, sir, are a fine American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (HaL55)

226 garett, no idea what that is ,
--
sponge well ,yick.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (r/xAU)

227 217 >>anyway slaps guys awake, she's way too young for any of you.

True Fact : Her panties are made from Naan and smell like Aloo Brinjal.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (FbLXk)

Now I'm attracted to her and her panties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (Ot6OZ)

228 Hmm. I presume you have read "A Sound of Thunder"?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (8ZmvG)

Print is dead.

- Igon Spengler

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (IXZGh)

229 Sock off. Why was it on?

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (bZ7mE)

230 Trump will host Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu at White House March 25-26

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

231 (not binging)

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (r/xAU)

232 These Democrats who are advocating for the end or the nullification of the Electoral College have violated their oath of office, have they not?
Posted by: navybrat

...........

lol..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (so+oy)

233 Abolish the Electoral College?

In fairness, they don't play anyone worth a damn.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Party school!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:34 AM (aKsyK)
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The Electoral College football team, the "Fighting Chads", has a really terrible record. They can't even beat Harvard.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (IFKOp)

234 223 Sick, but a 3some with me, Betty and Wilma would've been life altering......
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

Sigh. I really ought to not to do these things.

I just *had* to google "Wilma Flintstone naked images"

I just *had* to.

Holy crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (e/SK7)

Dude. DUDE! There is SO much porn for every female cartoon character.

Protect yourself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Ot6OZ)

235 Tami is he allowed to come through the front doors? (still remembers Obama)

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (r/xAU)

236 Trump will host Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu at White House March 25-26
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
One corrupt despot hosting another against our interests.

Posted by: Senator BroFo at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (I2dne)

237 SCOTUS decided that districts could be drawn by considering the illegals, so that a district with mostly illegals can have their own rep. Supposedly that is also done in Hawaii, for example, but with consideration of the military bases ... so the military is less dominant or some such.

But I'm not sure there is SCOTUS precedent that says illegals must be counted toward total reps in a state. So for example, should just having 10 million illegals in CA get them an extra 14 reps? (or whatever the number would be). It has worked that way, but the original decision, illegals that were not on the (legal) path to citizenship were supposed to be deducted from the count. It was (surely) not anticipated that that number would be 10% of America.

Most normals would say "of course not, illegals should not count at all". But it seems somewhat decided that they have to be cared for ... school, health, and more. And I'm fairly sure they have, since at least 2000, been counted without even knowing they are illegals, so they get their own reps in the house. (even if they don't vote)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Cus5s)

238
people mysteriously disappearing in national parks. Maybe that's what happened to RBG. +++

Swallered by the erf?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 20, 2019 11:45 AM (BucPW)

She jumped the fence to get a selfie with Old Faithful.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (TAmPV)

239 "Abolish the 17th Amendment" is the most appropriate response to the ninnies who want to abolish the EC

Posted by: batterup at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (U2JQS)

240 Dude. DUDE! There is SO much porn for every female cartoon character.
Protect yourself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Ot6OZ)

Yeah, I know that now.

(I saw Betty, too...)

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (e/SK7)

241 >>She jumped the fence to get a selfie with Old Faithful.

Or, as she calls it...That Young, Upstart Spring.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (FbLXk)

242 I just *had* to google "Wilma Flintstone naked images"

I just *had* to.

Holy crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse

Do I need to come to your home and help your wife make plans for you?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (r/xAU)

243 Sigh. I really ought to not to do these things.

I just *had* to google "Wilma Flintstone naked images"

I just *had* to.

Holy crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse

You should see Lois, (Stewie's mom), from Family Guy on Pornhub.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (Z7b/F)

244 212
The founders were a lot smarter than some give them credit for. They
also figured they got it mostly right. However, they did know it wasn't
perfect so they devised the way to amend it. But they made it difficult
so that only a concept with very broad support could change the
constitution. Have at it, progs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (gC2IV)

Yeah, they had the fortune to see in real time the mistakes they made with the Articles of Confederation AND having the experiences of British tyranny and revolution in much of their same lifetimes.

It really is a miracle and a blessing that they bestowed on us such wisdom. Our constitutional republic is a hill to die on, or rather make some other poor bastard die on for attempting to end it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (t6MX/)

245 SCOTUS decided that districts could be drawn by considering the illegals, so that a district with mostly illegals can have their own rep. Supposedly that is also done in Hawaii, for example, but with consideration of the military bases ... so the military is less dominant or some such.
.....
Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Cus5s)
++++++++++
This thesis is appalling and anything that branches from it is fruit of a poisoned tree. Non-citizens are not entitled to representation in the United States, and they should not be counted for any representational or district purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)

246 216 This. She's pretty and looks like a woman. She also isn't scowling and has a normal kind of expression. I am tired of rail-thin, sharply angular "supermodels" glaring down at me from billboards.

Hear, hear.

I really wonder how much of the current fashion for such women is really driven by heterosexual males. Of course, a lot of the tarts posted in places like the Chive are cut from the same cloth, so....
Posted by: Zeus at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (bZ7mE)

Chivettes are Quality.

But then I like busty fitness models.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Ot6OZ)

247 The dems don't have to follow the process if nobody stops them.

You can get away with everything you get away with.

Hey, if nobody's going to shoot you, go bold.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (c8EA0)

248 Sigh. I really ought to not to do these things.

I just *had* to google "Wilma Flintstone naked images"

I just *had* to.

Holy crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at March 20, 2019 11:51 AM (e/SK7)

Surprisingly, I've never done this.

I've stumbled across some Family Guy and Futurama, completely on accident.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (IXZGh)

249 137 Clearly it's Bollywood actress Joan Collins.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

Welcome back.

How was the trip?
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:38 AM (IXZGh)

Thanks! The trip was most excellent! Only problem is that by comparison being home is now a huge bummer, but I'll readjust. I think.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

250 When I first looked at the Clinton map I thought is was because it resembles a pelvis. Don't know why.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (ZgQSJ)

251 crosses flinstones and scooby doo off childrens lists of what to watch when at my house.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (r/xAU)

252 Okay, on to inverted sit-ups. Whew.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (vtcmf)

253 223 Sigh. I really ought to not to do these things.

Hmm... not really surprising ... but the sheer volume of artwork makes one wonder.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (vWMNq)

254 Do I need to come to your home and help your wife make plans for you?
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (r/xAU)

Maybe you should come over and help her slap me around.

First she can slap me around, then you next.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (e/SK7)

255 I seriously want at least one journalist to look into why there are no images of RBG since November of last year. Why? What is going on here? All this does is feed into conspiracy theories, why doesn't at least ONE do a major report on her??

I just *had* to google "Wilma Flintstone naked images"

Rule 34. Avoid it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (39g3+)

256 You should see Lois, (Stewie's mom), from Family Guy on Pornhub.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (Z7b/F)

She's a freak all right. But the Overwatch girls are really killer. Just watch out for futa porn of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:57 AM (Ot6OZ)

257 Thanks! The trip was most excellent! Only problem is that by comparison being home is now a huge bummer, but I'll readjust. I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

Hopefully, no one notices the limp.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 11:57 AM (IXZGh)

258 Trump again with the Conway thing. Jeebus, it's weird, but funny. Imagine the lunch time spouse phone call - "ah, not much new honey, did you see the president called you a loser and husband from hell again? Yeah, weird, huh? Hey can you take that chuck roast out of the freezer when you drop the kids off from school during your break? And remember the cat needs to be put out".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2019 11:57 AM (QDnY+)

259 76 62
Is there an smell that's more evocative, better and sweeter than the smell of cinnamon rolls in the oven?

I mean, apart from the sweet smell of Hillary's hopes and dreams going up in smoke.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 20, 2019 11:28 AM (JgA4k)
Bacon.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)

Bacon Cinnamon Rolls.

Posted by: Flyover at March 20, 2019 11:57 AM (B5K06)

260 Oregon, Tell her I will appear anytime, as I would for any of the morons wives at you guyzes comeuppance.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)

261 You know, Judy Jetson doesn't get enough love around these parts.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (FbLXk)

262 Chivettes are Quality.

But then I like busty fitness models.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Ot6OZ)

I like their awareness campaign for the plight of girls facing Future Lower Back Pain. Won't you please help??

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (QLvwG)

263 I don't know what they did, but the cinnamon rolls in a can that used to be great now suddenly taste like crap.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (EIfdp)

264 Chivettes are Quality.

But then I like busty fitness models.

They all seem to have that same angular type of face, though. Look like praying mantises with marbles taped to their chests.

(Not all, admittedly.)

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (bZ7mE)

265 Which one is Pedo Island?

Posted by: Fritz at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (2Mnv1)

266 Do I need to come to your home and help your wife make plans for you?
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:54 AM (r/xAU)

Maybe you should come over and help her slap me around.

First she can slap me around, then you next.
Posted by: OregonMuse

I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (Z7b/F)

267 Later, morons and 'ettes. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of the "women."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (t6MX/)

268 Did someone say Lena Dunham is single? She's a bigger loser than I am! I may have to git some of that, just to stick it to Britney.

Posted by: Kevin Federline at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (V+Bqa)

269 I really wonder how much of the current fashion for such women is really driven by heterosexual males.
Posted by: Zeus at March 20, 2019 11:50 AM (bZ7mE)

It's not. Fashion is driven by homosexual males. It's why many of the models have the bodies of 12-year-old boys that someone has glued a giant set of ta-tas to.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (e/SK7)

270 Judy Jetson doesn't get enough love around these parts.

Posted by: garrett

--

Also, how come Barney Rubble never got a supporting actor award? I thought he did a great job.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (YslsA)

271 Test ye not Rule 34.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

272
Thanks! The trip was most excellent! Only problem is that by comparison being home is now a huge bummer, but I'll readjust. I think.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

I spent four years without my guy, I wills state it wasnt great for our marriage, but it becomes a choice you make until you change it.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (r/xAU)

273 And remember the cat needs to be put out".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2019 11:57 AM (QDnY+)

I am thinking in this marriage, the cat is already out.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (9VeU0)

274 On the political track, we gotta hit all of the first three boxes hard...while being aware and planning for the fourth box.

But make your voices heard, donate to local candidates and hold their toes to the fire.

If you can, donate to lawfare funds.

Oh and buy ammo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM (Ot6OZ)

275 248 Surprisingly, I've never done this.

It used to be that searching on a female first name with safesearch on bing would bring up either tons of pr0n or none, depending on the name. Sort of interesting. Using actresses names you could see how slutty they are.

Then I tried "Jennifer Lawrence" ... O.M.G. ... they may have cleaned this up since then though.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM (vWMNq)

276 With no safe search you don't even have to type "naked" after Wilma Flintstone to get the Rule 34 stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM (fuK7c)

277
What follows is dictatorship of the majority.
On the p side, overlay the population distribution map and the Objectives to surround, cut off and isolate become very clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 11:49 AM

The Paris Yellow Jacket protests get most of the press. But there are about eight other cities that have been effected. Mainly by blockades set up right outside of the city limits. A warning, in effect.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM (jYje5)

278 When I first looked at the Clinton map I thought is was because it resembles a pelvis. Don't know why.

-
That's the Bill Clinton map.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

279 But then I like busty fitness models.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Ot6OZ)

I like their awareness campaign for the plight of girls facing Future Lower Back Pain. Won't you please help??

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM

---

Knew a Sailor in the Navy who had a boob reduction done. She wasn't even 30 yet she was having serious back issues. Those things were huge.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM (JUOKG)

280 I don't know what they did, but the cinnamon rolls in a can that used to be great now suddenly taste like crap.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

I'm sure they've changed the recipe and went to cheaper ingredients.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM (Z7b/F)

281 http://tinyurl.com/y7cjjo46

alternative electoral college allocation methods that are fully legal right now.

A state can decide how to allocate their electoral college votes, but most do it winner take all. If they were assigned by winner of Congressional districts, Romney would have won in 2012.

Trump would have won no matter how they allocated the EC votes..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 12:01 PM (so+oy)

282 "Yeah, them J-Cups are smokin', but you know what'd be really hot? If she had a goddamn Louisville Slugger-sized dong swingin' around!"

Thanks a lot, Japan.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2019 12:01 PM (c8EA0)

283 The whole Conway drama is exactly the sort of shit I wish Trump would knock off.

Just fire Kellyanne and move on. Her husband is a fucking idiot and deserves to be blasted, but not by a sitting President.

The Conways can't be trusted. I would bet dollars to donuts most of the leaks come from her and her husband.

Posted by: Blago at March 20, 2019 12:01 PM (UfkIY)

284 why there are no images of RBG since November of last year. Why?

If "Wilma Flintstone naked images" scores so many hits, how do we know "RBG naked images since November" won't?

I volunteer Oregon Muse to find out...

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 12:01 PM (TQyCa)

285
You know, Judy Jetson doesn't get enough love around these parts.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (FbLXk)

Because she has Brie Larson's ass for boobs.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 12:02 PM (TAmPV)

286
Also, how come Barney Rubble never got a supporting actor award? I thought he did a great job.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2019 11:59 AM

True Fact: all the women on the set of The Flintstones called Barney Rubble "The Hedgehog"

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2019 12:02 PM (hx3Q8)

287 264 Chivettes are Quality.

But then I like busty fitness models.

They all seem to have that same angular type of face, though. Look like praying mantises with marbles taped to their chests.

(Not all, admittedly.)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 20, 2019 11:58 AM (bZ7mE)

Low body fat affects faces. I love angular faces, so that works for me.

But they have fat bottom girls regularly if you prefer the Colombian model types.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 12:02 PM (Ot6OZ)

288 Its kind of a political and constitutional IQ test, the way people view the Electoral College. If they think its awful, they're a political and constitutional idiot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:02 PM (39g3+)

289 275 safesearch on

OFF

obviously

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:02 PM (vWMNq)

290 barney rubble looks like an old working buddy of mine, short, bull necked , I would Never have thought to tell him so though.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (r/xAU)

291 Its kind of a political and constitutional IQ test, the way people view the Electoral College. If they think its awful, they're a political and constitutional idiot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:02 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++++
Eh, they could also be politically and constitutionally malicious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (I2dne)

292 Print is dead.
- Igon Spengler

Posted by: Sponge___________________
It sure as hell is for you. It's E-G-O-N. Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.

You really didn't get the joke, about going back in time and inadvertently modifying the future by doing something innocuous? Really dude?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (8ZmvG)

293 Hi Insom!

you get that vitamin E?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (d7Ww2)

294 Thanks a lot, Japan.

Japanese trivia: they have a completely different bra size system over there, since most women are much smaller bust size. A size D over there is like a B cup here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM (39g3+)

295 You know who else uses cartoon characters to make her point?

https://bit.ly/2JnF9qi

Didn't work out so well for her, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

296 instead of what we actually are , a
representative republic.

Constitutional Republic.

The "representative" part is inside "republic" - res publica.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM (YJn4J)

297 nurse his skin needs some healing?

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)

298 The Committee for Itty Bitty Titties would like a word with you, FML.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM (FbLXk)

299 293 Hi Insom!

you get that vitamin E?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (d7Ww2)

Helloooooo nurse! As much as I could get my hands on...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)

300 284 I volunteer Oregon Muse to find out...

Seconded.

And I feel no need to verify his report.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:05 PM (vWMNq)

301 reads a comment, turns and looks behind me.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:05 PM (r/xAU)

302 Japanese trivia: they have a completely different bra size system over there, since most women are much smaller bust size.

Perhaps you might bingle "Reon Kadena".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 12:05 PM (fuK7c)

303 Hi Insom!

you get that vitamin E?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (d7Ww2)

Helloooooo nurse! As much as I could get my hands on...
Posted by: Insomniac

I'm sensing a great story and/or a HIPPA violation.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 20, 2019 12:06 PM (6rX0K)

304 o sure make Oregon Muse take all the blame.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:06 PM (r/xAU)

305 Harris, Booker, Warren? You're senators. If you want to abolish the EC, introduce an amendment. Same for Nancy and lowering the voting age. Put up or shut up. If we had an effective RNC, they'd be making this point.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 12:06 PM (gC2IV)

306 The Conways can't be trusted. I would bet dollars to donuts most of the leaks come from her and her husband.

Agree - they're shtick is getting way old.

I feel like the Left is laughing at us with the Missing RBG thing.

something is really freaking weird there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 20, 2019 12:06 PM (Rarvo)

307 Sometimes I just sit back and lurk with a sense of awe as I watch the thread morph

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 12:06 PM (ZfMN7)

308 It sure as hell is for you. It's E-G-O-N. Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty.

You really didn't get the joke, about going back in time and inadvertently modifying the future by doing something innocuous? Really dude?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 20, 2019 12:03 PM (8ZmvG)

Try decaf.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (IXZGh)

309 Every tit is beautiful, in its own way.

Like a starry summer night, or a snow covered winter's day.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (QLvwG)

310 Thanks a lot, Japan.

Japanese trivia: they have a completely different bra size system
over there, since most women are much smaller bust size. A size D over
there is like a B cup here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM

---

And little schoolgirls used to get paid to give their panties to some pervert who would vacuum seal them and sell them in vending machines for 500 yen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (JUOKG)

311 302 Japanese trivia: they have a completely different bra size system over there, since most women are much smaller bust size.

Perhaps you might bingle "Reon Kadena".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 12:05 PM (fuK7c)

Or just the word 'gravure'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (Ot6OZ)

312 Knew a Sailor in the Navy who had a boob reduction done. She wasn't even 30 yet she was having serious back issues. Those things were huge.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 12:00 PM

When I was a Company Commander I had a young lady in the unit who had that surgery. Incredibly painful for her. She was a good troop too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (0tfLf)

313 nurse his skin needs some healing?
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)

I'm betting something is a little raw in areas.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 12:08 PM (IXZGh)

314 Every tit is beautiful, in its own way.

Yes. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at March 20, 2019 12:08 PM (vtcmf)

315 Every tit is beautiful, in its own way.

Like a starry summer night, or a snow covered winter's day.
Posted by: Ray Stevens at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (QLvwG)

With this, I largely agree.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 12:08 PM (IXZGh)

316 307>>>

Just giving the theread a boob job.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2019 12:08 PM (c8EA0)

317 "Barney Rubble. what an actor. "

Name that movie

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 12:08 PM (7PXtO)

318 Perhaps you might bingle "Reon Kadena".

There seem to be two kinds of Japanese women: gamine and small-breasted, and gigantic zeppelin-breasted women. Not really any in-between

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)

319 316 307>>>

Just giving the theread a boob job.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2019 12:08 PM

************

But seriously, isn't this the story of every Ace thread...eventually?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

320 And little schoolgirls used to get paid to give their panties to some pervert who would vacuum seal them and sell them in vending machines for 500 yen.

From what I understand, they still do, its just not in public vending machines any longer. Japan: nuked too much, or not enough?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)

321 318 two kinds of Japanese women

Implants or not.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:10 PM (vWMNq)

322 I'm not a breast size man. I'm a nipple connoisseur.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 12:10 PM (7PXtO)

323 If "Wilma Flintstone naked images" scores so many hits, how do we know "RBG naked images since November" won't?

I volunteer Oregon Muse to find out...
Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2019 12:01 PM (TQyCa)

OK, fine, smart guy, I actually went ahead and did that search. Just for grins.

I was expecting a bunch of nauseating photoshops.

But, no. The results were surprisingly tame.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (e/SK7)

324 There
seem to be two kinds of Japanese women: gamine and small-breasted, and
gigantic zeppelin-breasted women. Not really any in-between

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)

The effects of radiation were unevenly distributed in the female population.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (QLvwG)

325 321 318 two kinds of Japanese women

Implants or not.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:10 PM (vWMNq)

The gravure models are mostly all-naturals.

There's a strong prejudice against boob jobs in Japan.

Making them inferior to Columbia and Brazil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (Ot6OZ)

326 . A size D over
there is like a B cup here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM

I like the Japanese.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (r/xAU)

327 I'm not a breast size man. I'm a nipple connoisseur.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 12:10 PM (7PXtO)

==
A buddy of mine in college would say "Anything more than a nipple is overkill."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (pw+jk)

328 Out approximately 2.79 million federal government positions, not including DOD, only 537 people are elected.

So, our federal govt is 0.02 % democracy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (xfb67)

329 315 Every tit is beautiful, in its own way.

Like a starry summer night, or a snow covered winter's day.
Posted by: Ray Stevens at March 20, 2019 12:07 PM (QLvwG)

Or a cinnamon bun!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (e/SK7)

330 A size D over
there is like a B cup here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM

I like the Japanese.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (r/xAU)

It's not the size of the cup, but the motion of the river......or something.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (IXZGh)

331
♫ Like a poem poorly written
We are verses out of rhythm,
Couplets out of rhyme,
In syncopated time ♫

Syncopation
In music, syncopation involves a variety of rhythms which are in some way unexpected which make part or all of a tune or piece of music off-beat. More simply, syncopation is a general term for "a disturbance or interruption of the regular flow of rhythm": a "placement of rhythmic stresses or accents where they wouldn't normally occur."

I was recently trying to explain an Annie Lennox tune to my wife. I didn't know this term. This will be on the final.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (jYje5)

332 Boobehs are proof of the existence of god, and that he was a dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (9Om/r)

333 one day i'm going to go all penis on you guys and explain how guys should quit measuring with a centimeter tape and calling it inches.

just to Make you all feel great.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:13 PM (r/xAU)

334 It's not the size of the cup, but the motion of the river......or something.
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (IXZGh)
+++++++++
, but the strength of the coffee?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 12:13 PM (I2dne)

335 325 The gravure models are mostly all-naturals.

That's what I thought at first. But then I wondered if they just have really good surgeons. Naomi Wu is not natural for sure.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:13 PM (vWMNq)

336 hiya willow!

can I have a heads up when you do that? I'll bring the popcorn!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 12:13 PM (d7Ww2)

337 I would ask the ettes , but I know they are way too classy to go there with me.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:14 PM (r/xAU)

338 A buddy of mine in college would say "Anything more than a nipple is overkill."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 20, 2019 12:11 PM (pw+jk)

Anything more than a handful, you might sprain a thumb or something.

Posted by: Gary Wallace at March 20, 2019 12:14 PM (IXZGh)

339 Syncopation
In music, syncopation involves a variety of rhythms which are in some way unexpected which make part or all of a tune or piece of music off-beat. More simply, syncopation is a general term for "a disturbance or interruption of the regular flow of rhythm": a "placement of rhythmic stresses or accents where they wouldn't normally occur."
------
Joplin rags run on syncopation. In fact, he titled one of them "Elite Syncopations".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 20, 2019 12:14 PM (IFKOp)

340 I dunno why people disparage itty bitties, they're just as great

Small, big, I like em all, unless they're the ones on National Geographic that look like empty baggies pointing at the floor. Not so fond of those.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)

341 333 one day i'm going to go all penis on you guys and explain how guys should quit measuring with a centimeter tape and calling it inches.

just to Make you all feel great.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:13 PM (r/xAU)

Willow, us drooling over busty girls does not make you one inch less wonderful.

Not to mention that you can drive a truck. Let's see a supermodel pull that feat off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (Ot6OZ)

342 I was recently trying to explain an Annie Lennox tune to my wife.

a dangling conversation?

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (LPnfS)

343 excpt for nurse of course LOL.

nursed hugs, tgod I one day will have a pal to help me rip these guys a new one. for their betternessness

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (r/xAU)

344 one day i'm going to go all penis on you guys and explain how guys should quit measuring with a centimeter tape and calling it inches.

just to Make you all feel great.
Posted by: willow
..........

There's inches.. and then there's internet inches! Completely different scale!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (so+oy)

345 I love sniffing balls.

Posted by: Kurt at March 20, 2019 11:23 AM (yn8Ew)

Me too. I especially like it when they hit me in the chin repeatedly...

Posted by: Shep! at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (dKm4U)

346
Most normals would say
"of course not, illegals should not count at all". But it seems somewhat
decided that they have to be cared for ... school, health, and more.
And I'm fairly sure they have, since at least 2000, been counted without
even knowing they are illegals, so they get their own reps in the
house. (even if they don't vote)
=====

California is a slave state. Their slaves must count in the total somehow.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (MIKMs)

347 Penises change length depending on the situation, temperature, and the square of the distance to the nearest image of Lena Dunham.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (xfb67)

348 All Boobs Great and Small

Posted by: James Herriot at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (QLvwG)

349 Penises change length depending on the situation, temperature, and the square of the distance to the nearest image of Lena Dunham.

https://youtu.be/8DoARSlv-HU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:16 PM (39g3+)

350 Red blooded American males might exaggerate but we would never EVER use the metric system.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

351 mark I could have been a supermodel if I had another few inches on me in a few places!@

and maybe some other work

shoves bebes boobs destroy placard in front of me.

anyway I've never had a complaint , but now I realize how much guys Lie by hanging out here.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:16 PM (r/xAU)

352 >>one day i'm going to go all penis on you guys and explain how guys should quit measuring with a centimeter tape and calling it inches.

Women don't understand that in order to get an accurate measue you need to start from the taint!

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 12:17 PM (FbLXk)

353 Women don't understand that in order to get an accurate measue you need to start from the taint!
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 12:17 PM (FbLXk)

It's actually an organ that starts somewhere mid intestinal tract.

Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (IXZGh)

354 Someone should propose that illegals can be counted, but only as 3/5 of a person.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (gC2IV)

355 Joplin rags run on syncopation. In fact, he titled one of them "Elite Syncopations".
=====

Lotsa baroque composers use syncopation quite often. Corelli seems to use it more than most.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (MIKMs)

356 Women don't understand that in order to get an accurate measue you need to start from the taint!
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 12:17 PM (FbLXk)
++++++++
Sucker. You start from the belly button.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (I2dne)

357 I desperately want Trump to win the popular vote. Might have to actually put it in my prayers. The only way to fix the Dems is to first break them.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (q177U)

358
A size D over there is like a B cup here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 12:04 PM

A DD in Japan is a Bofa D's here.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (TAmPV)

359 I know garret , and I wouldn't have brou8ght it to your attention if you guys weren't so brutal. every.damned.day.

even I (live and let live) feels the smarts once in a while.

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (r/xAU)

360 Syncopation
In music, syncopation involves a variety of rhythms which are in some way unexpected which make part or all of a tune or piece of music .
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 20, 2019 12

I love Stewart Copeland and the Police

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (ZfMN7)

361 Penises
change length depending on the situation, temperature, and the square of
the distance to the nearest image of Lena Dunham.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM (xfb67)

Kinda like a divining rod, the more divine the chick is....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (9Om/r)

362 357 I desperately want Trump to win the popular vote. Might have to actually put it in my prayers. The only way to fix the Dems is to first break them.
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (q177U)

Please pray for this.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (TdMsT)

363 Nood

Posted by: dIb at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (VJOLZ)

364 There was an episode in this series that would be perfect for this thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_in_the_House_%28TV_series%29

I did not know that John Cleese was one of the writers but it all fits now.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (vWMNq)

365 Dicknipples?

We still talking bizarro-porn?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (c8EA0)

366 Ace is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 12:19 PM (gC2IV)

367 354 Someone should propose that illegals can be counted, but only as 3/5 of a person.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (gC2IV)

We still talking about dick measuring?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

368 I desperately want Trump to win the popular vote. Might have to actually put it in my prayers. The only way to fix the Dems is to first break them.
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (q177U)
+++++++++++
I don't think it will happen, but it would be amazing to watch all those Dem states who decide to align with the popular vote have to shift their electoral votes to Trump, delivering him an unbelievable landslide victory.

Never going to happen, but it is fun to dream.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)

369 I would ask the ettes , but I know they are way too classy to go there with me.

Posted by: willow

atc would be running the betting book AND the color commentary.

Posted by: The Horde at March 20, 2019 12:20 PM (6rX0K)

370 332 Boobehs are proof of the existence of god, and that he was a dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2019 12:12 PM (9Om/r)

And that he wants us to be happy.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 12:20 PM (nMHuO)

371 It's shrinkage, Jerry!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 12:20 PM (so+oy)

372
I desperately want Trump to win the popular vote. Might have to actually
put it in my prayers. The only way to fix the Dems is to first break
them.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (q177U)

At this point I'm hoping he goes junta.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2019 12:21 PM (9Om/r)

373 I desperately want Trump to win the popular vote. Might have to actually
put it in my prayers. The only way to fix the Dems is to first break
them.

Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 12:18 PM (q177U)

At this point I'm hoping he goes junta.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2019 12:21 PM (9Om/r)

And then the free helicopter rides.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2019 12:23 PM (ooNQI)

374 >> Boobehs are proof of the existence of god, and that he was a dude.

Nah - A Guy would have put them on Trees.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 12:23 PM (FbLXk)

375
I was recently trying to explain an Annie Lennox tune to my wife.

a dangling conversation?

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at March 20, 2019 12:15 PM

Annie Lennox, 'Into the West':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvF31-2bVNE

I'm not sure if this is an an example of syncopation, but it's a quite complex tune with no clear rhyming pattern. Yet it works wonderfully.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 12:24 PM (jYje5)

376 But it'll be great when Trump wins the popular vote in 2020; their
backpedaling will be enough to make Niagara Falls run backwards.

Actually, not. They will continue to push for the popular vote to prevail. That is the key: Ours is a Republican form of government, and will stay a bit on the conservative side as long as that form prevails. Democracy (prevalence) of the popular vote, will end in socialism every time - because it is so easy, in an NEA-educated society, to convince a majority of the people that they are below average, but can gain "equality" ("level-playing-field", "parity", "fair share" or whatever euphemism) with a socialistic form of government.

Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at March 20, 2019 12:25 PM (/sTHK)

377
there must still be payphones all over the place. just last weekend i
saw the documentary "captive state", set in 2025 Chicago; there are
several places in which the plot relies on the ready availability of
payphones.
I don't think so. there was a pay phone outside the Circle K near my folks home (Glendale, AZ). They not only took out the phone, but dig up the asphalt to tear out the support structure. All you see is a square patch of newer asphalt.

Posted by: Paladin at March 20, 2019 12:25 PM (quX0S)

378 Prayer list

I forgot to mention that Moki's daughter has some health concerns that might be quite difficult so prayers would be appreciated. This request was not sent to me, but was mentioned on one of the threads. I may not know of a request unless it is sent to me or my kindly assistant Red passes it on to me.

If I left anyone off the prayer list, I apologize. My mind is rather distracted with son's concerns.

Also, for concerns of length I'm removing prayer requests after about five weeks if I don't get an update, NOT because we don't care, but because we have limited space. Please send your prayer requests, requests for continuation or, praise reports to me (as noted above) at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com for next weeks's list. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 12:25 PM (AllCR)

379 https://goo.gl/ZiwqMn
*********
Americans Are No Fools, Trust Is Eroding In Dems 'Witch Hunt'

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 20, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)

380 110 This morning on Fox there was a woman saying there are several blue states (she mentioned IL as one) that are voting to allow their electoral college voters to vote for however they want to vote, i. e., whatever Dem).

I wasn't paying close attention, but it sure sounds scary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
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We don't actually vote for a POTUS. We vote for a slate of electors, who are chosen by the candidate/party.

AFAIK, in nearly all states these electors are technically free to vote as they please in Dec., when the EC convenes --- and on rare occasions one or two will get silly. (I remember that one of the electors on VA's Reagan-slate voted Libertarian in 1980.)

I'm not sure that a state can actually FORCE electors to vote a certain way.

But yeah, it's scary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2019 12:29 PM (Rxduq)

381 You know, Judy Jetson doesn't get enough love around these parts.

Perv.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 12:29 PM (lCWBk)

382 Plz pray for my wife just diagnosed with MS. Thank you

Posted by: Uncle jj at March 20, 2019 12:36 PM (5tecV)

383 If I ever get a terminal diagnosis of something I am going to eat nothing but cinnamon rolls until the curtain falls.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 20, 2019 11:30 AM (w7KSn)

And subsequently discover that megadoses of cinnamon rolls cure terminal diseases.
Naw, I would go with the Keith Richards approach.

Posted by: Paladin at March 20, 2019 12:40 PM (quX0S)

384 I appreciate you with all my heart Fenelon!

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 12:41 PM (ZfMN7)

385 Whoops-Prayer request for 3/19 is supposed to be "Red's" young friend (whom he works with) with has GI issues, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 12:41 PM (AllCR)

386 Posted by: Uncle jj at March 20, 2019 12:36 PM (5tecV)

Sorry for your wife's troubles.I will pray for her and put her on the prayer list for next week, Uncle jj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 12:43 PM (AllCR)

387 Night Shift.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 20, 2019 12:51 PM (RuIsu)

388 If we had an effective RNC, they'd be making this point.
I recognize those word as English, but I have no idea what they mean...

Posted by: Paladin at March 20, 2019 12:58 PM (quX0S)

389 I'm praying for all on this list. May God bless all those seeking respite and healing and a double blessing for all the prayer warriors!

Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2019 01:28 PM (DJFLF)

390 Notice how effective the open border democrats have been with gaining votes on the southern borders. The GOP are rolling over in a fetal position on this. If they allow it, our country is doomed. Cowards and traitors

Posted by: Dude1394 at March 20, 2019 03:26 PM (1V/O9)

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