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Masked "Protesters" Illegally Occupy the El Paso Border Patrol Museum, Then Deface Memorial to Fallen Agent

Wait, you're telling me they illegally trespassed on lands that weren't theirs, made a mess, and refused lawful commands to self-deport?

You're going to have to give me a minute to process this. This sounds all too fantastical to be real.

La Reconquista continues, Deb Heine tells us... Update: Dang, PJMedia recommended this article and it turns out it's a month old. Don't worry, I'll just keep it up for a bit then put up something else.

Dozens of protesters reportedly "occupied and reclaimed" the privately owned U.S. Border Patrol Museum near El Paso, Texas, over the weekend, harassing employees and visitors and defacing the museum's fallen agent memorial.

Museum director David Ham told the Washington Examiner that his staff and guests worried for their safety when "about 50 rowdy protesters entered the facility, defaced property, and refused to leave the grounds."


...

"We have a right to be here and share our own stories," the woman said before handing the bullhorn over to another activist. Later, the woman said, "A lot of these Border Patrol agents are murderers. That's what they are."

As they were leaving the facility, the agitators chanted, "Say it loud, say it clear, Border Patrol kills!" and "f*ck your walls, f*ck your borders, we won't take your f*cking orders!"

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:33 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (YvLPX)

2 (psst - this actually happened a month ago)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Kpl3J)

3 Ha! First!

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (YvLPX)

4 Getting closer

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (VM11n)

5 2
(psst - this actually happened a month ago)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Kpl3J)

Forget it. He's on a roll.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:35 PM (t6MX/)

6

Leftist Terrorists

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:36 PM (9dh/m)

7 She seems nice.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 06:36 PM (786Ro)

8 Hey, he's got the right year, cut him some slack.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:36 PM (qhrgo)

9 Hickory shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (LuPts)

10 Oh. This happened a month ago?

Awesome. Link me to the arrests and prosecutions which resulted from this.

When the Bundy's occupied federal land, the government sent men to kill them. Surely something happened to these people occupying federal land.

If not, this is going to go to guns FAR sooner than I anticipated.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (vcatx)

11 Having trouble loading the front page.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (TdMsT)

12 Willowed

Looks like Salem bought PJ Media, and Glenn is under that umbrella. Really will be disappointed if he cucks out.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (qhrgo)


PJ Media screwed themselves by adding that dimwit NeverTrump Patterico. Fuck those dipshits in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (y7DUB)

13 too bad I wasn't there with my new 1911.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

14 >>>2 (psst - this actually happened a month ago)


dang. I missed it the first time. Well, I'll put something new up in about 20 minutes.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

15 Fuck it. Let's do this.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (LL1Be)

16 But, but... Beet-o told me the border at El Paso was 'mostly peaceful'!

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (mogRH)

17 Early OT - Venezuelan Army Attempts to Scare US Marines with Video
At Military.com.

It looks like one of those MXC vids when all the contestants are running out onto the field.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (t6MX/)

18 When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (Z+IKu)

19 We're going to need more helicopters.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

20 i was under the impression that you could shoot trespassers in Texas...

that would put an end to this sort of shit *real* fast.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (rf8q9)

21 It's okay ace. We'll play nicely amongst ourselves.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

22 The new Red Guard. Same as the old Red Guard.

Posted by: Shanghai at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (K3B2k)

23 >>dang. I missed it the first time. Well, I'll put something new up in about 20 minutes.


What...like some shelves?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (Xgtpu)

24 f*ck your walls, f*ck your borders, we won't take your f*cking orders!"


*******

Worst limerick ever!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (m45I2)

25 Here's that Maduro MXC vid.
http://tinyurl.com/y25nm8vm

Don't get eliminated!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (t6MX/)

26 The last topic reminds me, bets on the year when the first Presidential candidate whose candidacy will be tanked by being a 4chan poster, member of The Donald, or, hell, being a member of the Horde? I'm going 2024.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (qhrgo)

27 Don't sweat it, ace. Between your posts and sideline blasts, I'm surprised you've kept up with everything as much as you have.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (y7DUB)

28 Did the protesters pick up their own trash when they left the place? Because that's what really good demonstrators do, clean up after themselves. It really shows their opponents what's what.

Posted by: Tea Party groups, March For Life, etc at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (786Ro)

29 21 It's okay ace. We'll play nicely amongst ourselves.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

Hi Jewells! *waves*

Posted by: IC at March 18, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

30 But Biden's a real hero!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2019 06:40 PM (Dh1wo)

31 just another bunch of fools

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 18, 2019 06:40 PM (4hfnr)

32 sideline sb sidebar.

I'd like to blame autocucumber but I think that was my fuckup.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 06:41 PM (y7DUB)

33 PJ Media screwed themselves by adding that dimwit NeverTrump Patterico. Fuck those dipshits in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 06:37 PM (y7DUB)

---
i was a plank-holder at his blog, but once it was clear he had a terminal case of TDS, i just closed the tab.

kinda like FGL when Bike Boi went full moonbat.

kinda sad in both cases...

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2019 06:41 PM (rf8q9)

34 It's hard for a man with a time machine to keep track of what news is contemporary.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:41 PM (qhrgo)

35 Hi IC! *waves back*

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

36

"We have a right to be here and share our own stories," the woman said
before handing the bullhorn over to another activist. Later, the woman
said, "A lot of these Border Patrol agents are murderers. That's what
they are."

As they were leaving the facility, the agitators chanted, "Say it loud,
say it clear, Border Patrol kills!" and "f*ck your walls, f*ck your
borders, we won't take your f*cking orders!"




Why weren't they taken under deliberate aimed fire?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 18, 2019 06:41 PM (JUOKG)

37 I've got a mild case of the flu and I must be 100 percent by 11:00 am tomorrow. Dammit.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (TdMsT)

38 This is an old old story

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (S79IH)

39 Looks like Salem bought PJ Media, and Glenn is under that umbrella. Really will be disappointed if he cucks out.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:34 PM (qhrgo)

------

He will, or he'll have to find a new job.

Salem's role in The Conservative Media Ecosystem™ is to buy up right wing digital media and bring it firmly into line with the controlled opposition.

They don't need or want anything but Level 1000 Cuckmasters at Salem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (A0EjZ)

40 I had the worst customer today. If I'm up for the ONT I will tell you about her. Horrible woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (dUJdY)

41 What exactly makes these brain damaged children so passionate about illegal aliens? I doubt they actually see them as human beings they care about.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (JgA4k)

42 40 I had the worst customer today. If I'm up for the ONT I will tell you about her. Horrible woman.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (dUJdY)


I want to know!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (TdMsT)

43 Hope you feel better LadyL. Are you taking anything?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

44 f*ck your walls, f*ck your borders, we won't take your f*cking orders!"

Or as Antifa chants, "No border! No wall! No USA at all!"

I'm told that dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (sdi6R)

45 I want to know!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (TdMsT)

Yep. Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (t6MX/)

46 Salem's role in The Conservative Media Ecosystem is to buy up right wing digital media and bring it firmly into line with the controlled opposition.

+++

Yep. They are a digital version of WFB

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (z2W2E)

47 >>dang. I missed it the first time. Well, I'll put something new up in about 20 minutes.

You could put up a post about Devin Nunes suing twitter for $250 million for shadow banning and allowing him to be knowingly smeared.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

48 Wait -- no, no, no -- stop applauding me. This isn't about me.

Posted by: Tony Stark Biden at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (LuPts)

49 Yep. They are a digital version of WFB

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (z2W2E)

WFB? Is that Ballwork?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (t6MX/)

50 43 Hope you feel better LadyL. Are you taking anything?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)


Ibuprofen and gargling with thieves oil. No fever but intense fatigue.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (TdMsT)

51 I still say if the election in 2020 is about immigration, Trump wins big.

In 2018, Republicans in Congress were afraid to run on it.

Posted by: Blago at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (UfkIY)

52 It's like being governed by FIFA

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

53

I had the worst customer today. If I'm up for the ONT I will tell you about her. Horrible woman.

What if the Turd In The ONT Punchbowl doesn't want to hear it?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (9dh/m)

54
Oh why, Oh whyyyyyy?

Can't my sweet little Beta go back to being his silly old self?

You know riding skateboards and fantasizing about murdering children.

Or hacking! Did you know he was a computer hacker?


Well, not really a hacker...I mean, the real hackers would let him pick out the music they listened and go get burritos when they were hungry...

But, it made sweet, silly, little Beta so happy.

Especially, when he could pretend to be Mexican when ordering burritos....No. No. He can't speak Spanish. But, he can do the funniest Jose Jimenez accent.

Oh, he was soooo cute.

I wish those days would come back again.

Posted by: Beta Wife at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (9X624)

55 >>Ibuprofen and gargling with thieves oil. No fever but intense fatigue.


Two Words : Black Coffee Enema

Posted by: Dr Joe Biden at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (Xgtpu)

56 This did deserve a lot more attention than it ever got, which was none at all. Military Police responded first, since the Museum was close to Ft. Bliss, and if I understand correctly, when the attack began there was only a handful of staff on duty. The Military Police made no arrests, they just told everybody to break it up and go home.

The El Paso police were notified, and I looked for info and noticed that two days ago, 28 days AFTER the original incident, they have finally started trying to identify some suspects. Well they are Certainly On the Ball, aren't they? Maybe in another year they might file a Civil Complaint or two.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)

57 47 >>dang. I missed it the first time. Well, I'll put something new up in about 20 minutes.

You could put up a post about Devin Nunes suing twitter for $250 million for shadow banning and allowing him to be knowingly smeared.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)


Twitter: Platform or Publisher?

Inquiring attorneys want to know.

And it looks like they will.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

58 40
I had the worst customer today. If I'm up for the ONT I will tell you about her. Horrible woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:42 PM (dUJdY)

She couldn't have been any worse than that bi*ch over at Sav Mor.

Posted by: Todd at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (ZTJjv)

59 I'd throw ever one of those mother's sons out of the country

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (BbGew)

60 New Zealand Mosque killing-- A Worldwide Crisis.


Netherland Train Killing - Oh, look, le squirrelle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

61 Someone should ask them if they have a job. And if they don't, where they're getting their money.

Lots of people still don't realize that illegals go right on the welfare when they get here. They don't call it that but it's money from the Gov't so what difference does that make?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (XEtO0)

62 Or as Antifa chants, "No border! No wall! No USA at all!"

I'm told that dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
____________________

It doesn't get more "patriotic" than demanding an end to the U.S.A., right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (fqUgw)

63 As they were leaving the facility, the agitators chanted, "Say it loud, say it clear, Border Patrol kills!" and "f*ck your walls, f*ck your borders, we won't take your f*cking orders!"


I missed the part where they left in handcuffs and on gurneys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

64 Ladyl


hot toddy. whiskey, lemon, honey and a cinnamon stick.
hot water.

glug.

sleep

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (d7Ww2)

65 Two Words : Black Coffee Enema

+++

Pro tip: cold brew

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (z2W2E)

66 okay.since we playing amongst ourselves anyway. She called and wanted to know when her order was shipping. Thinking I was ahead of the game I said it is shipping today. She said she was supposed to be notified. I said you were sent an email. She said I couldn't read it. All I can read is pallet. It just went downhill from there. She was so rude and worst.. condescending. See.. the guy who quit always took care of her and for some reason she thinks I'm an idiot. I was thhiiisss close to telling her to kiss my ass.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

67 Got my new drivers license last week after the move across town, dropped off my permit to purchase on the way home from work. About a week.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (VGJum)

68 sleep
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (d7Ww2)


It will have to be small amount of whiskey!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (TdMsT)

69 I had the worst customer today. If I'm up for the ONT I will tell you about her. Horrible woman.

What if the Turd In The ONT Punchbowl doesn't want to hear it?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (9dh/m)

--------------------------

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (ffYR/)

70 rickl, do you listen to WPHT 1210 am? Chris Stigall left, he's now at Townhall.com

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (mogRH)

71 I love how invaders tell us all about our rights.

We had them once too. And when enough of us get tired of this shit, we're going to ignore your too.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (XEtO0)

72 If I didn't live 3000 miles from Ace, I'd put up his shelves in no time. And he could fast or whatever and write in peace.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:47 PM (S79IH)

73 New Zealand Mosque killing-- A Worldwide Crisis.


Netherland Train Killing - Oh, look, le squirrelle.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

Muslims slaughtering Nigerian Christians by the score: *nudges dead cricket with a stick*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 18, 2019 06:47 PM (xPJvm)

74 Early OT - Venezuelan Army Attempts to Scare US Marines with Video
At Military.com.

It looks like one of those MXC vids when all the contestants are running out onto the field.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:38 PM (t6MX/)


That video is about as scary as a silly one the Taliban put out a few years ago. Jumping jacks! Yelling! Running!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

75 Ibuprofen and gargling with thieves oil. No fever but intense fatigue.


Pro tip: Essential oils will turn you into a commie.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

76 No worries, Ace. You've been a maniac the last few months. Are you going to be able to take a break?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (m45I2)

77 66 okay.since we playing amongst ourselves anyway. She called and wanted to know when her order was shipping. Thinking I was ahead of the game I said it is shipping today. She said she was supposed to be notified. I said you were sent an email. She said I couldn't read it. All I can read is pallet. It just went downhill from there. She was so rude and worst.. condescending. See.. the guy who quit always took care of her and for some reason she thinks I'm an idiot. I was thhiiisss close to telling her to kiss my ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (dUJdY)


Sometime people just SUCK, don't they?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (TdMsT)

78 Nah take your stories and shove 'em up your ass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (4ErVI)

79 i was a plank-holder at his blog, but once it was clear he had a terminal case of TDS, i just closed the tab.

kinda like FGL when Bike Boi went full moonbat.

kinda sad in both cases...
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2019 06:41 PM (rf8q9)


Yeah they've both offended everyone down to some hardcore deadenders. In both cases they don't have nearly as much going on upstairs as they seem to believe. I used to comment at Bike Boi's place up until he really started to lose it; I never got banned because why stick around and rattle the cage of a borderline retard?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (y7DUB)

80 Immigration and baby killing. Let the dems die on that hill.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (vgGyZ)

81 "Update: Dang, PJMedia recommended this article and it turns out it's a month old."

We're not mad at you, bro. Amazing the articles that our esteemed MFM seems to bury, so not surprised you didn't get to cover that which the Tag Team of Dissemination Nullification worked to smother in its crib.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (6eEQ+)

82 Saw this when it happened. If you want to be better informed about the virtual "news" blackout applied to almost everything at the border/concerning mass illegal migration, you have to haunt non-mainstream places online, for certain individuals and organizations. It's sort of a perfect, incredibly depressing example of how there is literally no "information system" any longer in the US - the distortion is complete.


But relax. No matter how many cops or coeds or middle aged women are murdered, no matter the predations and virtual impunity of the foreign drug cartels who make the opioid crisis possible, certainly no matter the economic impact on many citizens of mass illegal migration and the mass lawlessness that sustains it - much of the country is fine with it, much is indifferent, and much will vote for the GOP actually expecting anything to be done.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (QDnY+)

83 What if the Turd In The ONT Punchbowl doesn't want to hear it?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:44 PM (9dh/m)


I haven't been on the ONT in ages. Who's the turd? A hint?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

84 70 rickl, do you listen to WPHT 1210 am? Chris Stigall left, he's now at Townhall.com
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 06:46 PM (mogRH)


Yes, I was wondering what happened to him.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

85
I missed the part where they left in handcuffs and on gurneys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 18, 2019 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

They knew they had a soft target, everyone in the facility (including the handful of employees) ran and hid in the gift shop as soon as it started.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM (Kpl3J)

86

Pro tip: Essential oils will turn you into a commie.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:47 PM (gmo/4)


Not me. Not a chance.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (TdMsT)

87 Skateboarding is harder than it looks. I can ride a bike no-handed, but I could never get the skateboard.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (xeImE)

88 25 Here's that Maduro MXC vid.

http://tinyurl.com/b4tg2gd

Posted by: davo at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (sMLEE)

89 Oh and she said, well when will it be here? I said I didn't know but truckline usually only takes a day, 2 at most. Well.. I need a date and time. Well bitch, unless I ride along with the truckdriver I can't give you a date nor a time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

90 I was wondering where Chris Stigall has been , well crap. Wonder if they will move Rich Zeoli

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:50 PM (BbGew)

91 No Blood for Essential Oils!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

92 Those Maduro troops wouldn't last the first week at the University of Parris Island.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

93 f*ck your walls, f*ck your borders, we won't take your f*cking orders!"
********
This is what infuriattes me more than ever. These people think that they are above the law and that we owe them a job, free healthcare, free education free welfare. Soon they'll be asking for reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (hECVl)

94 81 "Update: Dang, PJMedia recommended this article and it turns out it's a month old."

We're not mad at you, bro. Amazing the articles that our esteemed MFM seems to bury, so not surprised you didn't get to cover that which the Tag Team of Dissemination Nullification worked to smother in its crib.

------------------


The "new" stories about the fake dossier are over two years old now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

95 Skateboarding is harder than it looks. I can ride a bike no-handed, but I could never get the skateboard.
Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (xeImE)

I was a decent skateboarder as a teenager, but last time I tried it I instantly flipped way up in the air and landed flat on my back board zipping away down the street. Being stockier than my svelte youth apparently changed my center of gravity.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (xPJvm)

96

A long time turd.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (9dh/m)

97 She was so rude. It takes no effort at all to be nice to someone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (dUJdY)

98 >>I was wondering where Chris Stigall has been


All sweated up underneath a glass coffee table, no doubt.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (Xgtpu)

99 Mollie is the best.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

100 I'm very suspicious about what happened to Chris Stigall

It smells like he's not allowed to say. They def fired him. I am NOT buying the "contract dispute" nonsense either.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (Rarvo)

101 If I didn't live 3000 miles from Ace, I'd put up his shelves in no time.

*****

Missus Muldoon was just now taking a picture of our new kitchen cabinets being installed to send an update to the kids. I told her to open the cabinet doors and make it a shelfie.

The cabinet guys laughed.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (m45I2)

102 If no one hardly saw it a month old is nothing. Lots of stuff gets swept under the rug so fast and is noteworthy.

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (BbGew)

103 People have been pointing out that Bill Murray's unit in Stripes are more convincing soldiers than those Venezuelan clowns.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (Kpl3J)

104
Essential Oil - West Texas Intermediate

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (bsGzI)

105 A long time turd.


You'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 18, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

106 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

Wouldn't make it off the bus.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (XEtO0)

107 This is what infuriattes me more than ever. These
people think that they are above the law and that we owe them a job,
free healthcare, free education free welfare. Soon they'll be asking for
reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (hECVl)


We were driving through downtown yesterday to meet friends we met in S. Africa for brunch, and as we drove through the newly remodeled, upgraded, and landscaped public housing, I said, "There's their reparations, right there."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

108 I was a decent skateboarder as a teenager,

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (xPJvm)

Same here. But every time I thought about getting on another, I thought better of it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (t6MX/)

109 i read this article already. it's a month old, i think.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (Pg+x7)

110 BETO 2020: Hand Jive for America's Future

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

111 The gun toting Australian might have been more effective going after 50 open borders advocates all in the same place at the same time rather than a bunch of immigrants at their version of church.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (F5+IX)

112 "que?"

"give me fity pushes up"

"que?"

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (XEtO0)

113 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that this story is a month old yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at March 18, 2019 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

114 >> i read this article already. it's a month old, i think.


Tapped into the collective consciousness, Ace is.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Xgtpu)

115 Skateboarding is harder than it looks. I can ride a bike no-handed, but I could never get the skateboard.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (xeImE)



And don't forget about killing kids that's hard too!!!

Heh! Who am I kiddin'? I could run over those little fuckers all day long and they'd never put a scratch on me!

Uhhh, I mean, if I ever did run over kids, which I didn't. I just wrote about it.

Yeah...

Ju-u-u-st wrote about it.


Hey! Let's play some video games!

Posted by: Beta the 46 Year Old Teenager at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (9X624)

116 After Redstate got rid of their worst NeverTrumpers I thought "Oh hey, maybe I can post their again, they've changed!!!" And within just a couple of days I was banned all over again, just for laughing at the Never Trumpers. So nothings changed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)

117 No worries, Ace. You've been a maniac the last few months. Are you going to be able to take a break?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 06:48 PM



He's trying to keep up with RBG's pace. Ace is a trooper.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (786Ro)

118 Moderate Beto supports 3rd term abortion.

Posted by: Ha at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (MAstk)

119 I do say chaps, this pamphlet is at least two fortnight ago.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (qhrgo)

120 Also Rich Zeoli is clearly very upset about Stigall getting the boot

something is up

a while back Chris got into it on Twitter with that douche PA RINO who quit so the Dems could pick up that seat? I forget his name and I honestly don't give a crap what it is. They got into a Twitter fight and the a-hole tried to claim Chris was "threatening" or something. That little potato should try me on for size if he's scared of Stigall. Jesus Wept! what a little poosy - anyway I wonder if the RINO didn't try a bit of lawfare or something.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Rarvo)

121 Great googly moogly. Eric Swallowswell is considering running for preezy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)

122 Pro tip: Essential oils will turn you into a commie.



Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:47 PM (gmo/4)





Not me. Not a chance.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 06:49 PM (TdMsT)

That's exactly what a commie would say.
;-D

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

123 I could ice skate frontwards backwards and sideways, couldn't roller skate in buffalo Heard.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (S79IH)

124 May I suggest using your nightsticks, Officers?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (QLvwG)

125 Jane: they think we owe it to them because when they ask, they get it.

Time for some Citizens Committees.

I hate to say it, I really do but when your gov't won't obey the law, then you have to take steps. On your own if necessary.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (XEtO0)

126 She was so rude. It takes no effort at all to be nice to someone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (dUJdY)

-------------------------

Correct, but some people don't realize this, as they are flexing their little bit of power as the customer. They don't realize they are begging for worse service because of it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (ffYR/)

127 This article is .... giggle ... a month old !!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 18, 2019 06:56 PM (QVGFM)

128 121 Great googly moogly. Eric Swallowswell is considering running for preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)

The combined IQ of the candidates continues to plummet.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:56 PM (JgA4k)

129 108 I was a decent skateboarder as a teenager,

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (xPJvm)

Same here. But every time I thought about getting on another, I thought better of it.

When you're a teen, you can bounce off steel polls and concrete walls like your bones are made of some high strength composite. Sometime after 20, the bones don't cooperate like that anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:56 PM (Kpl3J)

130 130

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold at March 18, 2019 06:57 PM (hbFlw)

131 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)

It's not so bad now. The NeverTrumpers are outnumbered and Ed is rethinking Trump a tiny bit.

Allah will never change tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 06:57 PM (XEtO0)

132 Here's that Maduro MXC vid.
http://tinyurl.com/y25nm8vm

Don't get eliminated!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 06:39 PM (t6MX/)

Momma Bear, This is Papa Bear Lima Five Zero Niner. Clowns in empty field. One round, Willy Peter. Will Adjust......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

133 A long time turd.


Hate those.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (LL1Be)

134 What the people compiling fail videos for YouTube if they didn't have skateboards slamming their nuts into various railings?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (JgA4k)

135 100. Victor Fiorillo says his contract wasn't renewed. I dug a little and found out Chris had a DUI and publicly apologized. He also had to make nice after making crass remarks about a young cancer patient. He had a tendency to say some awkward stuff even to Paige. Management prolly didn't want to have to face a MeTon complaint.

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (mogRH)

136 CM.. I'm gonna be in Dallas in May. That's where her stupid garden center is. Maybe I will pay her a visit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

137 >>A long time turd.


>Hate those.



It's not the worst CSN&Y Tune.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Xgtpu)

138 The gun toting Australian might have been more effective going after 50 open borders advocates all in the same place at the same time rather than a bunch of immigrants at their version of church.

+++

See? He's gotchyer thinkin now. That's big boss tier trolling

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (z2W2E)

139

What does Ace mean by Cuck Shapiro is the Dane Cook of conservatism?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (9dh/m)

140 May I suggest using your nightsticks, Officers?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at March 18, 2019 06:55 PM (QLvwG)


Rest assured, if they were American Citizens ... we would have capped their asses. Done it before - will gladly do it again.

Posted by: FBI Agents Everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (QVGFM)

141 What the people compiling fail videos for YouTube if they didn't have skateboards slamming their nuts into various railings?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (JgA4k)

Snowboarders slamming their nuts into various railings. Silly.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

142 I dug a little and found out Chris had a DUI and publicly apologized.

See, now this makes sense.

I do agree he could get cringy with Paige and especially Katie F.

I think it may have been a combo of things, but mostly the "climate" had changed with the MeToo stuff.

Thanks for the info Kallisto!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (Rarvo)

143 Like the mosque shooting in NZ, IDGAF. Oh gee, they're defacing something meaningful and sacred to someone. I'm so F'ing shocked. In the meantime I'm going to enjoy myself as much as possible or what the left allows for now. I thank Ace and the rest of the cobs for keeping us abreast of our countries decline in an always clever fashion. Wake me up when something is actually going to be done about these types of c**ksuckers, until then IDGAF.

Posted by: JROD at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (qry2e)

144
True or False?

Ben Shapiro is the Chris Angell of Conservatism.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (9dh/m)

145 I'm still pissed about the Biden as hero thread.

I remember seeing my late mother quietly pay for the groceries of a woman ahead of her at the grocery store who was struggling to see if she had enough money. My late dad quietly bought groceries for the family of the black man who helped him with yard work, because the man was an alcoholic and my dad knew the money he paid him would go to booze. And on Thanksgiving Day, before we ate, he and my mother piled us into the car with half our food and drove it to the house of this man to feed his family in their shack.

I've bought meals for people. I've given money to people who seemed to truly need it. Same with my husband.

Biden pisses me the hell off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

146 They were just poor Honduran Tortilla Vendors trying to find a better life.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

147 I don't know what happened with Stigall, but the morning guys now are just boring.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

148 A shame about Chris Stigall; I liked his show. Good sense of humor in addition to the political commentary

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (AllCR)

149 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)

Oh. You meant Hot Air.

Yeah Redstate banned me. I made them take me off their rolls tho. They tried to keep me on as member but wouldn't let me comment so I wrote them all some nasty letters and said I'd find some lib to write a story how they're inflating their numbers.

Boom off the rolls forever more.

Hot Air banned me twice. Back when they were cockier than they are now.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (XEtO0)

150 do say chaps, this pamphlet is at least two fortnight ago

+++

Dispatches from the antipodes of the Empire

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 07:00 PM (z2W2E)

151 141
What the people compiling fail videos for YouTube if they didn't have skateboards slamming their nuts into various railings?



Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 06:58 PM (JgA4k)

Snowboarders slamming their nuts into various railings. Silly.


Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

That's why God invented Parkour. It's like skateboarding for poor people.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 07:01 PM (t6MX/)

152 This is what infuriattes me more than ever. These
people think that they are above the law and that we owe them a job,
free healthcare, free education free welfare. Soon they'll be asking for
reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (hECVl)

They want to repeal the Treaty of Hildago. That way they can reclaim most of the southwest for Mexico

Posted by: Old Blue at March 18, 2019 07:01 PM (gEvQ8)

153 True Fact : Ace is a Brown Belt in Parkour.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Xgtpu)

154 CM.. I'm gonna be in Dallas in May. That's where her stupid garden center is. Maybe I will pay her a visit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

--------------------------

Myself, I wouldn't waste the time. I would just give her passable service only from this point forward, nothing more.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (ffYR/)

155 >>They want to repeal the Treaty of Hildago. That way they can reclaim most of the southwest for Mexico


So they can turn it into a success story, like the rest of Mexico?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (Xgtpu)

156 When you have to publicly talk for 3 hours every day you will say things you will want to take back once in a while.

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (BbGew)

157 ooh Blue on Blue

College Students Blame Chelsea Clinton For New Zealand Massacre

lol

Go Injuries!!!!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (LL1Be)

158 120. I didn't know Zeoli was upset. I just hope they keep Paige because Rosta Kay is a commie mean girl bitch.

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (mogRH)

159 Who is on in the morning now, Dom?

Stigall was SUCH a good host overall. I don't see why a past DUI should be a problem?!?

It could have been a set of complaints against him - that ex-congresscritter PLUS maybe one of the girls at the station

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (Rarvo)

160 Great. Geraldo is on Martha McCallum's show.

Isn't there a body of water somewhere he needs to go sailing on? What a waste of time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

161 repeal the Treaty of Hildago?

Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)

162 I called a bank I deal with to get some changes in how my account is set up. The process was more difficult than I expected and I became irritable.
I honestly felt ashamed of myself.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 18, 2019 07:03 PM (JgA4k)

163 When you have to publicly talk for 3 hours every day you will say things you will want to take back once in a while.

I would last MAYBE one hour before the station shuts down

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Rarvo)

164
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 18, 2019 07:04 PM (9dh/m)

165 NOOD Nunes

Ace stomping himself

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2019 07:04 PM (786Ro)

166 This is what infuriattes me more than ever. These

people think that they are above the law and that we owe them a job,

free healthcare, free education free welfare. Soon they'll be asking for

reparations.



Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 06:51 PM (hECVl)


If the law refuses to touch them ... then they are, for all intents and purposes, above the law.

I don't support any law or lawgiver when the law is only applied to me.

Posted by: NFTG at March 18, 2019 07:04 PM (QVGFM)

167 157
ooh Blue on Blue

College Students Blame Chelsea Clinton For New Zealand Massacre

lol

Go Injuries!!!!


Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 07:02 PM (LL1Be)

What? The lefties' animals turned on one of the favored ones? Who could have foreseen such a tragedy?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 18, 2019 07:04 PM (t6MX/)

168 Hey! Hey!

That old man Biden isn't so great.

Once...uh, once I was riding on my skateboard? and I saw this homeless person? and so I gave him the rest of the burrito that I was eating while I was skateboarding?

And it was a really good burrito!!!

Posted by: Beta the 46 Year Old Teenager at March 18, 2019 07:05 PM (9X624)

169 They want to repeal the Treaty of Hildago. That way they can reclaim most of the southwest for Mexico



On the brightside, we will get Veracruz back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 18, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

170 156. Skip I liked Chris' political takes and his comic riffing sometimes had me lol'ing. But he would get weird like recently he couldn't stop gushing over a shirtless male guest. Who knows what was happenning behind the scenes?

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 07:06 PM (mogRH)

171 I put little snippets of border crisis/mass migration disaster into the comments now and then. There is a lot going on almost every day, almost all of it bad, some it very bad, from public health to violent crime to corruption to judicial lawlessness (a key continuing cause of the problem).


Country has (net/net) decided to lie down and surrender, pretty much. Sure part of the electorate is unhappy about it, but that element is either 1) clueless politically, and thinks supporting the GOP by itself will accomplish much, or 2) aware of the broken links in the system, but trapped - facing a de facto uniparty.


Maybe there's some dark sporting interest in seeing whether Brexit happens, vs. the US restores some sanity and rule of law on borders, migration, and sovereignty?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2019 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

172 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

173 All they have to do is return all the gold and jewels they stole then they can have the land back.

And btw. That's my pet peeve.

The SPANISH stole you all's land PENDEJAS!

They're the ones who killed your priests and tore down you're pyramids and stole your land and your gold then made you convert to Catholicism and speak Spanish.

Why don't THEY ever get protested or sued?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 07:10 PM (XEtO0)

174 159. YES. i bet money that bich Rosta Kay Me Too'd him. Giordano was Kissing. Her. Ass. all morning. We all need to write the station and tell them Rasta-girl is not a good fit.

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 07:11 PM (mogRH)

175 Biden pisses me the hell off.
---
He clearly has no concept of actually helping someone less fortunate.

My parents were models of kindness to poor people. Their example is one I can't possibly live up to, though I do try.

One year just before school started, my dad told my brother and me to get paper and markers and come with him. We went to see a family of eight children who had no shoes. Daddy didn't want to embarrass them by taking them to town, so he had us trace their feet on our paper. Then we went to town and bought shoes for them. It was late when we got back, so we just left them on their front porch and went home.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2019 07:12 PM (hjaPQ)

176 All I know I has a sad

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 07:18 PM (BbGew)

177 Ace is a Brown Belt in Parkour.
I thought it was Llap Goch, as he can reportedly MAIM, CRUSH, DISEMBOWEL, and so on.

Posted by: Master Po at March 18, 2019 07:26 PM (JkmIf)

178 176. Me Too Skip!! The station is unlistenable during a.m. drive time now.

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 07:33 PM (mogRH)

179 Nike set a new all time high today !!!
NFL revenue sets new records each year

Posted by: Kurt at March 18, 2019 08:03 PM (SVSQ9)

180 111 that would be tough to do. Those types of people don't go out for, say, softball practice on an open field like the House Republican leadership did when someone tried to assassinate them all. Maybe a yoga class?

Posted by: vivi at March 18, 2019 08:20 PM (11H2y)

181 Now do it to the Texas Rangers Museum.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 18, 2019 08:37 PM (B3kya)

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