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Fun With CNN Chyrons

Sargon's going through old CNN clips and changing their chyrons to accurately reflect the propgandistic message CNN is pushing.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:13 PM




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1 Fuck CNN

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 08:14 PM (+dsLj)

2 Fuck CNN
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

So judgemental!

I am more in favor of napalm and cluster munitions, but results may vary.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 18, 2019 08:17 PM (S6Pax)

3 1 Fuck CNN
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Is this one of those dinner and a play first deals?

Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 08:23 PM (LOq4H)

4 Did Michael Strayhan get his teeth fixed?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 08:23 PM (Xgtpu)

5 4 Did Michael Strayhan get his teeth fixed?
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 08:23 PM (Xgtpu)

He's got braces to add gaps between all the other teeth.

Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2019 08:25 PM (ABjxW)

6 CNN should jump into a volcano too.

Posted by: The Bad Council at March 18, 2019 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

7 These soft, plump humanoids are delusional.

Also, a vegan diet would keep them clean for the hard times.

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2019 08:25 PM (LuPts)

8 CNN = Clown News Network

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2019 08:25 PM (88xKn)

9 "Fuck CNN
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen"

Not even with Maddow's dick!

Posted by: The Bad Council at March 18, 2019 08:26 PM (UdKB7)

10 "I can only think in narratives" - Chris Cuomo

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 08:26 PM (Xgtpu)

11 Did Michael Strayhan get his teeth fixed?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 08:23 PM (Xgtpu)

No. He put on a dress and ran for governor of Georgia.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2019 08:26 PM (xPl2J)

12 6 CNN should jump into a volcano too.

Posted by: The Bad Council at March 18, 2019 08:25 PM (UdKB7)



Why do you hate magma?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 18, 2019 08:26 PM (bsGzI)

13 Sargon - wasn't he targeted for unpersoning?

Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2019 08:27 PM (0Ng0w)

14 That blonde in the first clip has an extremely annoying voice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2019 08:27 PM (nPGq2)

15 And we are losing our Nation to these scumbag maggot infested bags of shit!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 18, 2019 08:27 PM (yhf6w)

16 "Symone Sanders: author, My Struggle"

...ouch.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 08:27 PM (t+qrx)

17
Make
America
Great
Motherfucker!
Again!

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2019 08:28 PM (LuPts)

18 Tater is a stalwart soldier at CNN. The Potato Squadron, or People of Potatoes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

19 "White Supremacists Are Everywhere"

That's around 70% of CNN commentary.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:29 PM (LL1Be)

20 Will RaceBait for Food

Posted by: Morris Dees at March 18, 2019 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

21 Kindergarten Cop is on.

No matter what, I always imagine the principle with a knife coming out of her shoe.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 18, 2019 08:29 PM (DjIXP)

22 It's a trip to me that a bunch of center lefties like Tim Pool, Sargon, Peterson, Rubin, and Rogan are now significantly to the right of 90% of conservative media, and unquestionably more honest, too.

Strange times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:30 PM (A0EjZ)

23 We at this blog don't make nearly enough fun of Chris Cuomo, brother of Governor "I Love Infanticide" Andrew, and son of a mother with Mafia ties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

24 Unfortunately, their viewers believe CNN is providing the "news", no matter how inaccurate it actually is. And, those viewers refuse to bl that CNN would be dishonest.

Posted by: Ever at March 18, 2019 08:31 PM (Brfdf)

25 The CNN memes are pretty funny.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 08:31 PM (TdMsT)

26 "Will RaceBait for Food"

*** licks chops ***

Posted by: Morris Dees Cat at March 18, 2019 08:32 PM (UdKB7)

27 Tater is a stalwart soldier at CNN. The Potato Squadron, or People of Potatoes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

A song about potatoes:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=TNEg65rlnu4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2019 08:32 PM (nPGq2)

28 Agree , fk CNN, and Donna Brazile

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2019 08:32 PM (BbGew)

29 Tater is a stalwart soldier at CNN. The Potato Squadron, or People of Potatoes.

Tuber-Americans

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:33 PM (LL1Be)

30 To give you some idea of the lowlifes CNN hires, let me share a little story.

A week or so after the 2000 Bush/Gore election, I was flying from Ohio to Boston. This was immediately after the Ohio national results were finalized and the various judges, attorneys, and campaign officials all decided to pack it in and give up the partisan suits and counter-suits. The plane was a charter full of election lawyers and CNN employees getting back to Logan to make connections to wherever they needed to go to next. I got a seat because I was a contractor involved with a NE State's Secretary of State - Election Div.

The entire flight the CNN scum were trying to hook up with the attorneys and other CNN staff that they hadn't hit on before. It was so blatant and over the top that the lawyers, the most cut-throat group that ever passed the Bar and would have sold their mothers into a brothel, were absolutely disgusted by them.

They told them so, loudly.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2019 08:34 PM (Y4EXg)

31 I thought he said fun with CNN crayons and got very excited.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 18, 2019 08:34 PM (Tyii7)

32 bump

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

33 I like that Tucker has been calling Tater a eunuch.

That's what he reminds me of. A eunuch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:35 PM (A0EjZ)

34 "Up, up with Potatoes!"

You're welcome for the Up With People ear worm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

35 Tater is a stalwart soldier at CNN.

**************

Mark Dice's imitation of Tater in a squeaky high "I just had a sparkled dildo shoved up my ass" voice is classic.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 08:35 PM (+dsLj)

36 Totally OT but Kung Fu Hustle is back on Netflix streaming. Fun fun movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 18, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

37 Don't watch any 'news', not even FNC. If I want to know news, I come here to the hq and look at the whiteboard in JJ's office.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2019 08:36 PM (qBNEP)

38

Wow, that Cuomo guy is nuts. He keeps flittering all over the place trying to attack Trump with what's-her-name in that first video.

And the chyrons, they are teh funneh. True, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 08:37 PM (HaL55)

39 37 Don't watch any 'news', not even FNC. If I want to know news, I come here to the hq and look at the whiteboard in JJ's office.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2019 08:36 PM (qBNEP)


I have not watched broadcast news since the day after the election. Why watch? It's nothing more than Leftist propaganda.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 08:37 PM (TdMsT)

40 How is it that CNN continues to exist? Is it because they do good honest reporting? No. Do the people who watch CNN want good honest reporting? No. Do the people who support and appear on CNN want good honest reporting? No. They exist to spread propaganda for the left, mostly the Democrat party and all the kooks in it.

Posted by: freaked at March 18, 2019 08:37 PM (UdKB7)

41 Can you imagine working with Stelter, the eunuch?

I bet even for the other progs at CNN, the urge to give him an atomic wedgie and a swirlie is damn near irresistible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:38 PM (A0EjZ)

42 Eye of the Tater

Posted by: Spud Stetler at March 18, 2019 08:39 PM (f8dwL)

43 TV news is killing society.

It's a dealer selling anxiety like a drug to a bunch of agitated junkies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

44 Cut the cable......I am an expert.

Posted by: Karl Hungus at March 18, 2019 08:40 PM (Z+IKu)

45 These a-holes would hate me when I become president in 2024. I would employ Ace, the cobs and every commenter(especially garrett) here at AoS to do my Tweeting for me un censored and encouraged to kick them in the balls any chance you got.

Posted by: JROD at March 18, 2019 08:40 PM (qry2e)

46 I have not watched broadcast news since the day after the election. Why watch? It's nothing more than Leftist propaganda.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 08:37 PM (TdMsT)


Same here. I openly ridicule my wife watching those lying pieces of shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 08:41 PM (y7DUB)

47 When Ted Turner first founded CNN, I was friends with a guy named Bob Gillies, who wrote "I Was Cable When Cable Wasn't Cool" an homage to CNN.


There was a group of us that included the late Jan Hooks, who hung out together. My former boyfriend belonged to the cast of the "Bill Tush Show" on Turner.


Anyhow, those were the days before Ted went totally cray-cray.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

48 What, 750,000 viewers?

CNN has slid down the irrelevance scale...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 18, 2019 08:42 PM (Bc1aB)

49 It's getting WORSE!

Posted by: Fritz at March 18, 2019 08:42 PM (LuPts)

50 Don't forget me!

https://twitter.com/bcbluecon/status/
1107675503949840387

Is that chocolate cake??

Posted by: david frump at March 18, 2019 08:42 PM (Dh1wo)

51 Careful what you say, comrades. We have eyes everywhere.

Posted by: Codename "YUKON GOLD," Potato Liberation Front at March 18, 2019 08:42 PM (A0EjZ)

52 Even I find Tater annoying as hell.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 18, 2019 08:43 PM (Tyii7)

53 Cut the cable......I am an expert.

I wish it were possible. But it isn't.

Not unless you give up all connectivity.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:43 PM (LL1Be)

54 I bet even for the other progs at CNN, the urge to give him an atomic wedgie and a swirlie is damn near irresistible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:38 PM (A0EjZ)


He's the kind of guy who invites himself to parties. He shows up uninvited to after-work meetups and people bail ten minutes after he gets there and stick him with the tab.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

55 There was a group of us that included the late Jan Hooks, who hung out
together. My former boyfriend belonged to the cast of the "Bill Tush
Show" on Turner.


Loved Jan Hooks and that show!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:44 PM (LL1Be)

56 Brian is very insecure about his tiny thin penis. Please stop demeaning his manhood. It is hurtful enough for him to go through life with his less then pleasant appearance and fat lumpy head. His mother tried so hard to love him but...

Posted by: Taters Wife at March 18, 2019 08:45 PM (yhf6w)

57 Jane D'Oh, I worked with a cable contractor who was one Ted Turner's first partners. This was when people asked 'will I have more that 3 channels?'. Yeah, those days. Nobody knew back then that TT would go all socialist.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2019 08:45 PM (qBNEP)

58

...They exist to spread propaganda for the left, mostly the
Democrat party and all the kooks in it.


I still think PDT has some very good reasons to pull CNN's WH press passes. He could say, "Given all the times they've had to retract and correct themselves on important national matters, they've proven that they have no interest in accurate reporting. A free people need to know what's going on with their own government in a way that allows them to make decisions. Hearing nothing but reporter's opinions does not provide that. It is for those reasons and many others, my responsibility to the country requires that I cancel CNN's WH press passes until such time as they can prove that they can report honestly and without bias."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

59 My first time watching Tucker Carlson. I like it. He's talking about the college loan scam/timebomb

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 08:46 PM (uLWyW)

60 I wish it were possible. But it isn't."

Que?

No cable, no landline, no problem.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 18, 2019 08:46 PM (Bc1aB)

61 43 TV news is killing society.
______

But Social Media, more so. Honestly, I think the root cause of the strife is social media. In the early days, it was was it purported to be. A platform open to all.

They could have easily created functionality that allows users to "mute" key words or people they don't like or say things they don't want to hear.

But instead, the now giant and powerful social media companies, drunk with the power they have, have decided that their job is to improve society by manipulating public discourse. Their platforms have been taken over by well financed political outfits who can organize online mobs to influence behavior, and of course, they silence the speech that transmits anything other than the Progressive meta narrative, which these days remains heavily influenced by Obama and those in his orbit and who they funded for 8 years while in office to the toons of billions (see fed government settlement payments made directly to interest groups).

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 18, 2019 08:46 PM (db5dt)

62 Brian is very insecure about his tiny thin penis. Please stop demeaning his manhood. It is hurtful enough for him to go through life with his less then pleasant appearance and fat lumpy head. His mother tried so hard to love him but...
Posted by: Taters Wife at March 18, 2019 08:45 PM (yhf6w

--------

It's a fingerling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:46 PM (A0EjZ)

63 And we are losing our Nation to these scumbag maggot infested bags of shit!
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 18, 2019 08:27 PM (yhf6w)

Because not enough people care to do anything about it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 18, 2019 08:47 PM (K8FDc)

64 My first time watching Tucker Carlson. I like it. He's talking about the college loan scam/timebomb
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 08:46 PM (uLWyW)
************
Tucker is awesome and always brings it.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 08:47 PM (hECVl)

65 ORANGE MAN BAD

Posted by: All CNN Chyrons since June 2015 at March 18, 2019 08:47 PM (tVQUs)

66 Posted by: Taters Wife at March 18, 2019 08:45 PM (yhf6w)

****************

So when did you transition to becoming a woman with a female penus?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 08:48 PM (+dsLj)

67
There was a group of us that included the late Jan Hooks, who hung out

together. My former boyfriend belonged to the cast of the "Bill Tush

Show" on Turner.

Loved Jan Hooks and that show!


Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:44 PM (LL1Be)


She was a sweet, sweet person. Went on later to do Saturday Night Live, after Designing Women and Pee Wee Herman Adventure stuff. She asked me one night to go to church with her the next morning. It was in the wee hours of a Saturday night party in Atlanta and I was helping to cast a play the next morning and bowed out. I hate myself for that. I picked her up at the ATL airport a couple of times when she had shot industrial films. She was such a nice, down-to-earth person. I will always hate myself for not finding a way to take her to a church.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

68 So Tater used to work for Carlos Slim's Slimes. Was he let go in one of their periodic blood lettings or did Fuckface Zucker dangle MOAR $ for the pudgy little retard?

You guys (generic; includes 'ettes) may have discussed this before...

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 08:50 PM (y7DUB)

69 I have not watched broadcast news since the day after the election. Why watch? It's nothing more than Leftist propaganda.

*************************

I take to watching Youtubers these days, lots of MAGA types with pithy commentaries not just on the news but for movies as well.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

70 Cut the cable......I am an expert.

I wish it were possible. But it isn't.

Not unless you give up all connectivity.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:43 PM (LL1Be)

It's not hard at all. You just gotta want to.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 18, 2019 08:50 PM (K8FDc)

71 I think the whole tranny thing is because the 50% percent of America that is psychotic ran out of shit to tattoo and pierce.

So now they want add/remove body pieces.

Like Mr. Potatohead.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

72 But instead, the now giant and powerful social media
companies, drunk with the power they have, have decided that their job
is to improve society by manipulating public discourse. Their
platforms have been taken over by well financed political outfits who
can organize online mobs to influence behavior, and of course, they
silence the speech that transmits anything other than the Progressive
meta narrative,

Posted by: RichardWindsor

-----
Oh my friend, it isn't just the social media corps. Chase Bank has formed a partnership with Amazon and Berkshire Hathaway to develop and market a health care offering for everyone in the county.

Let's see. . . financial, buying and shipping information for a large segment of the pop. Let's add in insurance and medical info.

They wouldn't misuse that information, would they?

*In Theodoric of York voice*

Naaaahhhh!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (Y4EXg)

73 Clown Nose News - Honk! Honk!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (0QYMt)

74 OMG on Tucker he just reported that The Houston Public Library they had drag queen story time and the reader was a sex offender in drag.
Thanks Houston!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (hECVl)

75
No cable, no landline, no problem.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


What is your internet provider?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2019 08:52 PM (aKsyK)

76 Like Mr. Potatohead.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

-------

That's more like it. MR. Potatohead. I demand respect!!

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 18, 2019 08:52 PM (A0EjZ)

77 The video in the sidebar from Maduro's soldiers is a hoot.

Those dudes look kinda hungry. Like, for food.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2019 08:53 PM (EZebt)

78 Honestly, I think the root cause of the strife is social media.

To be connected, you've got to disconnect yourself from reality. That's what it seems like to me. People lose perspective

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 08:53 PM (uLWyW)

79 Tater has tiny little teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

80 If Sargon could make Honest CNN Chyrons a regular feature I'd become a subscriber.

Posted by: vivi at March 18, 2019 08:54 PM (11H2y)

81 Tater has tiny little teeth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

-------

Jen Rubin has weird little teeth too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:54 PM (A0EjZ)

82 OMG on Tucker he just reported that The Houston Public Library they had drag queen story time and the reader was a sex offender in drag.
Thanks Houston!
Posted by: redridinghood

That was on J.J. Sefton's morning thread.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 18, 2019 08:55 PM (S6Pax)

83 This is a neat advertisement:

In "Garden and Gun" magazine, there is a Makers Mark ad featuring several different types of "juleps" you can make with their bourbon.

As part of the ad, they have included a thick paper insert, which has mint seeds implanted in the paper's matrix.

So, they give you instructions how to get the seeds to sprout so that you have your own fresh mint leaves!!!! to make various yummy juleps.

Interesting idea.

I wonder which company will be the first to mail out pot seeds.

Or a page of blotter acid.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (CRRq9)

84 It's not hard at all. You just gotta want to.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

Most "cable cutters" are simply disabling the tv service and keeping the Internet.

The cable ain't cut.

Some change from 'cable' to fiber, DSL or cellular and call it cable cutting.
If you have broadband internet, your money is going to Big Tech.
My work depends on dependable fast internet , so the idea of literally cutting the cable isn't possible.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

85

To be connected, you've got to disconnect yourself from reality. That's what it seems like to me. People lose perspective

It's the beast from Revelation that uttered many blasphemies and was made to control people who saw or heard it. It couldn't be killed, either.

I'm amazed at all the people who can't live without it. I just don't get it and I'm starting to be sorta glad that that's the case.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

86 I thought Chyrons were the bad guys in Battlestar Galactica?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (Dh1wo)

87 Th4e sidebar article on the meteor has a link to the MIT article. They had a quote from the Planetary Defense Officer at NASA.

What a cool title. Alas, no control of space weaponry.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

88 Tater has tiny little brain as well.

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (88xKn)

89 So now some ass in Newark, NJ is demanding universal income.


My husband and I drove through the brand-spanking new and improved Savannah public housing yesterday. Lovely landscaping, etc.


When my late dad was a USAF officer, we lived in housing that none of these leeches on society would step foot in.

There's your Reparations, bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

90 OMG on Tucker he just reported that The Houston Public Library they had drag queen story time and the reader was a sex offender in drag.
Thanks Houston!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (hECVl)

I'm pretty sure a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 18, 2019 08:57 PM (tVQUs)

91 That was on J.J. Sefton's morning thread.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 18, 2019 08:55 PM (S6Pax)
**********
Thanks, I'll go back and look for it. I read a lot of it this morning, but must have overlooked it.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 08:57 PM (hECVl)

92 I thought Chyrons were the bad guys in Battlestar Galactica?

Only in the Chinese version.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2019 08:57 PM (xPl2J)

93 We at this blog don't make nearly enough fun of Chris Cuomo, brother of Governor "I Love Infanticide" Andrew, and son of a mother with Mafia ties.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

===

How different would the world be if Mario Cuomo had beaten Ed Koch for mayor in 1977?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2019 08:58 PM (EZebt)

94 My husband and I drove through the brand-spanking new and improved Savannah public housing yesterday. Lovely landscaping, etc.

When my late dad was a USAF officer, we lived in housing that none of these leeches on society would step foot in.

There's your Reparations, bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

--------------------------------

Give the residents a year, tops. It will look like Cabrini Green right before it was torn down.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (ffYR/)

95 I am one step above two cans and a piece of string with dial-up but I really kinda like it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (l4G13)

96 Jen Rubin has weird little teeth too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:54 PM (A0EjZ)


A combination of a substandard diet and lack of personal hygiene. Clarice Feldman has been in the same event with her and thinks she isn't all there upstairs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (y7DUB)

97 OMG on Tucker he just reported that The Houston Public Library they had drag queen story time and the reader was a sex offender in drag.
Thanks Houston!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 08:51 PM (hECVl)



Diversity is our strength comrade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (tXoGc)

98 What is your internet provider?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2019 08:52 PM (aKsyK)


Mine's a local ISP that runs gigabit fiber. Small operation; the call center is down the road. Recently acquired by another ISP in Indiana:
http://tinyurl.com/y69qu8fj
But I am well aware that it's a unique situation. My parents basically have to go through Comcast or nothing. So not everyone has the option.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

99 I remember my mother having to haul our laundry down the street to to a building when we lived in IL. This was officers' housing.


We had our first housing with TWO bathrooms in AZ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

100 Give the residents a year, tops. It will look like Cabrini Green right before it was torn down.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 08:59 PM (ffYR/)

----

My bro wants to make a Halloween fright house based on it called "Cabrini Scream."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 09:00 PM (A0EjZ)

101 I am not trying to be outrageous or inflammatory but the left is so crazy and anarchistic that I see only violence in our future

But hey that is just me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 09:00 PM (Y+V3r)

102 Welp, throw in the towel. The left has declared Beto like "Jesus Christ Superstar."

Liberalism = mental illness

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

103 NGU, you are not alone, Good Sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:04 PM (l4G13)

104 Fascinating old vid about smart people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg

So basically, if you don't have a lot of friends, it pretty much means you're a genius surrounded by brain damaged shit for brains.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 09:04 PM (+dsLj)

105 There's your Reparations, bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Share pics of what it looks like a year from now.

Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 09:04 PM (LOq4H)

106 This thread needs a song about little teeth.

Here's one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9QY7JpJQQ0


"Little Teeth" by The Sugarplastic

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2019 09:05 PM (CRRq9)

107 CM, the horde mind at work!

Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 09:05 PM (LOq4H)

108 Not just you, NGU.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2019 09:06 PM (qBNEP)

109

I am not trying to be outrageous or inflammatory but the left is so crazy and anarchistic that I see only violence in our future



But hey that is just me


They're going to poke the bear one time too many. They're pushing against us and when we finally push back, they'll naturally claim we started it.

It's pretty clear they haven't thought about what would happen next.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)

110 105
There's your Reparations, bitches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



Share pics of what it looks like a year from now.

Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 09:04 PM (LOq4H)


It was decent housing before they trashed it. Now it's very, very nice. It won't be a year before the residents are bitching that the appliances are working.


I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

111 1 Fuck CNN
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen



Nah. Who knows what STD's you can get from them.

I am open to the "Pinochet option".

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 18, 2019 09:06 PM (VLXv9)

112 are = aren't

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

113 CM, the horde mind at work!
Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 09:05 PM (LOq4H)

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Yup!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 18, 2019 09:07 PM (ffYR/)

114 the left is so crazy and anarchistic that I see only violence in our future

But hey that is just me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 09:00

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These people are clearly not well. They're unhinged. And far from talking them down or restraining them the media and police are egging them on and giving them a pass.

That can only end one way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 09:07 PM (A0EjZ)

115

I got my ComEd bill. Half of it is in Spanish. Maybe I should pay it in pesos.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 09:07 PM (tXoGc)

116 Anybody want a beto piņata for the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:08 PM (l4G13)

117 Lucky for me after I go to my office and work to support my family and pay forn2 weddings...I am off for 5 days of navy fun to clear my mind. Keeps me from going crazy...well mostly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 09:09 PM (Y+V3r)

118 Heh. Hannity showing vid of Beto 'splainin' his murder fantasy writing about killing small children with his car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

119 These people are clearly not well. They're unhinged. And far from talking them down or restraining them the media and police are egging them on and giving them a pass.
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They believe their own propaganda- that they are the good guys. They really don't understand how many people are completely fed up. The end game won't be that we all give in and let them run the country. The end game means that one group loses the hard way. It seems clear that they don't understand that. This is not just a war of words.

Posted by: Drc at March 18, 2019 09:11 PM (llGBY)

120 Former ESPN host Jemele Hill proved her ignorance of history Monday, by tweeting that the Electoral College was created to preserve slavery. The Atlantic writer also claimed that elections should be controlled by Americas big cities.


Go dribble a ball somewhere idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 09:11 PM (Y+V3r)

121 Anybody want a beto piñata for the MoMe?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:08 PM (l4G13)


Will there be some tannerite at the range?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:12 PM (t+qrx)

122 Heh. Hannity showing vid of Beto 'splainin' his murder fantasy writing about killing small children with his car.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, he was 16 and didn't know better. If he's going to go down that road then he better not be pushing for 16 year olds to be able to vote.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 09:12 PM (hECVl)

123 hogmartin, I think we'll draw a line at those kinds of explosives.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:14 PM (l4G13)

124 I get internet via dish and over the air transmitters that are in the tall buildings like the Natty Boh tower. I stream everything and use my sister's friend and family plan to get to what I want to watch. I believe satellite internet is available just about anywhere through Hughes

Posted by: mog smash at March 18, 2019 09:15 PM (qMjSx)

125
Heh. Hannity showing vid of Beto 'splainin' his murder fantasy writing about killing small children with his car.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

***********

Well, he was 16 and didn't know better. If he's going to go down
that road then he better not be pushing for 16 year olds to be able to
vote.



Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 09:12 PM (hECVl)


The Left went nuts over Kavanaugh saying "boof" in his yearbook.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

126 Well, he was 16 and didn't know better. If he's going to go down that road then he better not be pushing for 16 year olds to be able to vote.

**************************

Sure Pancho Vanilla, expressing a desire to kill kids is just a healthy expression of teenage exuberance that you eventually outgrow.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 09:17 PM (+dsLj)

127 Anybody want a beto pinata for the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had
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Will it be the kind you can shoot at? Then yes!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 18, 2019 09:17 PM (UUBmN)

128 Anybody want a beto pinata for the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:08 PM (l4G13)
************
Make sure you get the one of him dressed up in the sheep onesie.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 09:18 PM (hECVl)

129
Jen Rubin has weird little teeth too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 08:54 PM (A0EjZ)


Chiclet chompers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 09:19 PM (pNxlR)

130 I'll bring my bat Ben. I don't want to shoot it. I want to beat it to death.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

131 It seems clear that they don't understand that. This is not just a war of words.
Posted by: Drc at March 18, 2019 09:11 PM (llGBY)

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They're used to throwing tantrums and getting what they want. It's ALWAYS worked in the past. But I think people are finally sick of it. If it doesn't work this time, the tantrum will get more and more intense, until...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 09:19 PM (A0EjZ)

132

Noblesville, Indiana police were busy Saturday chasing a "wild bovine" Saturday evening around the city's eastside.

At one point, the cow was spotted on video near Chick-Fil-A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2019 09:21 PM (aKsyK)

133 I think this is the year when the normal folks finally get that the Democrats are crazy and not to be trusted AND that the GOP are greedy selfish and not to be trusted.

Neither one is representing any normal person. Rarely are they ever thought about except to ignore, scam for donations and lie to once elected.

Time for the Normals to elect a group of people not as crazy or as greedy to actually represent the normals.

How that comes about after 2024 I have not F**king clue.

Until then I will vote for Trump, hope the Gope chokes and the Democrats fail.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2019 09:21 PM (XEtO0)

134 Ben Had, can we have an Obama pinata for shits and giggles?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

135
We at this blog don't make nearly enough fun of Chris Cuomo, brother of Governor "I Love Infanticide" Andrew, and son of a mother with Mafia ties.


Rich Zeoli calls the younger son of Mario the Pious, "Cuomo the Lesser".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 09:22 PM (pNxlR)

136 At one point, the cow was spotted on video near Chick-Fil-A.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2019 09:21 PM (aKsyK)

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Well you know it's not Trigglypuff. She doesn't drink Christian Hate Shakes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 09:22 PM (A0EjZ)

137 I laughed my ass off at that story this am, Bertram. Funny pic. Eat More Chicken!

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2019 09:22 PM (9L2du)

138 Well, Hannity is about to give Glenn Beck a voice to apologize or whatever.

Too late, Glenn, ya idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

139 Jewells, I'll have a bat on hand for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:23 PM (l4G13)

140 Devin Nunes will be on Hannity explaining his lawsuit.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 09:23 PM (hECVl)

141 ***********
Well, he was 16 and didn't know better.
***********

The entire Left fantasizes about killing kids. Why don't they "know better"?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2019 09:24 PM (uEbPt)

142 Thank you Ben

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 09:24 PM (dUJdY)

143 Noblesville, Indiana police were busy Saturday chasing a "wild bovine" Saturday evening around the city's eastside.
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I do not think that there are any feral cattle in Indy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:24 PM (xSo9G)

144 Noblesville, Indiana police were busy Saturday chasing a "wild bovine" Saturday evening around the city's eastside.

At one point, the cow was spotted on video near Chick-Fil-A.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2019 09:21 PM (aKsyK)


Wow! That's about two exits away from the IKEA in Fishers.

I don't know if that's relevant, but maybe someone will find that knowledge useful.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:25 PM (t+qrx)

145 Jane, so it shall be done.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:25 PM (l4G13)

146 Wow! That's about two exits away from the IKEA in Fishers.

I don't know if that's relevant, but maybe someone will find that knowledge useful.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:25 PM (t+qrx)
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Surely there is someone within a 50-mile radius who is looking to buy a Swedish dresser and rope a wild bovine all within the same hour.

Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2019 09:27 PM (aXucN)

147 They're used to throwing tantrums and getting what they want. It's ALWAYS worked in the past. But I think people are finally sick of it. If it doesn't work this time, the tantrum will get more and more intense, until...
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Then they will get what they want I fear. I feel certain of it. Not many will back down this time. With each stupid act on the left(like shadow banning on Twitter) the more resolved their opponents become. If they are wise they should hope Nunez prevails and meaningful change comes along, because when people lose all hope of doing things the easy way, they move on to the hard way.

Posted by: Drc at March 18, 2019 09:27 PM (llGBY)

148 I believe satellite internet is available just about anywhere through Hughes

Expensive plans.
Expensive equipment.


Soft data limits.
Subject to weather and other interruptions.
Very slow speeds compared to DSL, cable etc.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 09:28 PM (LL1Be)

149 Hello Horde. Hope you had a happy Monday.

Posted by: ALH at March 18, 2019 09:29 PM (8wKjk)

150 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 18, 2019 09:30 PM (C1NyB)

151 Surely there is someone within a 50-mile radius who is looking to buy a Swedish dresser and rope a wild bovine all within the same hour.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2019 09:27 PM (aXucN)


Or do it the other way around; rope the cow and then ride it around IKEA.

I bet it would like IKEA pancakes. Who doesn't?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:31 PM (t+qrx)

152 Excellent point, hogmartin.

Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2019 09:32 PM (aXucN)

153 looking to buy a Swedish dresser

Which is, of course, the opposite of a Swedish stripper.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 09:33 PM (LL1Be)

154 OT but I just wanted to share- It is an absolutely gorgeous evening with a full moon and the faint aroma of spring flowers in the air.

Back to your regular programming.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:33 PM (l4G13)

155 Good evening, peasants.

What up?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2019 09:33 PM (ZR1GH)

156 Full Moon, must go look.

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2019 09:34 PM (9L2du)

157 155 Good evening, peasants.

What up?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2019 09:33 PM (ZR1GH)

I prefer the term Plebian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:34 PM (pLB5t)

158 People don't vote on the things you think they vote on. They vote the same way they choose a pair of sneakers. It doesn't matter to the vast majority that Nikes are made in sweatshops, just like 99% of the stories we talk about - Obama palling around with terrorists and Rev Wright, Trump wanting to hypothetically punish hypothetical women who break a hypothetical abortion law - don't matter to the average person's vote.

It's a giant persuasion game, much of it decided within the unconscious mind - and a lot of it comes down to what I call "comfort". I have figured out the single factor that decides the modern presidency more than any other - it among other things easily predicted Trump - and I will probably never say it in a public forum because I don't think even the Commies have figured it out. Eventually their plan is to rule that factor and all others out by force with fake votes. That might start in 2020. Who knows.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2019 09:35 PM (uEbPt)

159 155 Good evening, peasants.

What up?
Posted by: Circa

The King is an ok dude, the aristocracy sucks.

Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 09:35 PM (LOq4H)

160 That is not a full moon, people. Lunar loose shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2019 09:36 PM (ZR1GH)

161 Reading your content here, Boss!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2019 09:36 PM (xSS18)

162 I bet it would like IKEA pancakes. Who doesn't?
Posted by: hogmartin
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OTOH, it's an opportunity for Ikea to upgrade their foods:

HORSE meat has been detected in Ikea meatballs labelled as beef and pork and imported to the Czech Republic by the furniture retailing giant. The horse meat was found in 1kg packs of frozen meatballs made in Sweden and shipped to the Czech Republic for sale in Ikea stores there, the Czech State Veterinary Administration said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:37 PM (CDGwz)

163 Ikea sells food?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:38 PM (pLB5t)

164 Well, Hannity is about to give Glenn Beck a voice to apologize or whatever.

Too late, Glenn, ya idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
*********
I was so angry at him for being a Never-Trumper, but at least he has woken up and sees that the Left has gone too far and if we have no other choice but to vote for Trump. I pray more people wake up, we will need them.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 09:39 PM (hECVl)

165 I am not sure you can trust anything Beck says.

Five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:40 PM (pLB5t)

166 Full moon, in two nights. Also, take a puff, it's Springtime! Equinox.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:40 PM (CDGwz)

167 Heh. Nice videos.

The other day I happened to be in a place with CNN on. The chyron read, "Trump says white supremacy isn't a problem after a white supremacist murders 49 in New Zealand."

Good thing we have a scrupulously honest and unbiased media.

Posted by: rickl at March 18, 2019 09:41 PM (sdi6R)

168 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
*********
I was so angry at him for being a Never-Trumper, but at least he has woken up and sees that the Left has gone too far and if we have no other choice but to vote for Trump. I pray more people wake up, we will need them.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2019 09:39 PM (hECVl)


It seems to me that Glen finally realized which side of his bread is buttered.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 18, 2019 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

169
Five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----------

Which is too bad. Nice, normal guy in person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:41 PM (CDGwz)

170 Ikea sells food?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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They need the glue, the 'food' is just the leftovers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:42 PM (CDGwz)

171 Which is too bad. Nice, normal guy in person.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:41 PM (CDGwz)

We never thought he would have all those human skins in his basement.

Posted by: Neighbors of Glenn Beck at March 18, 2019 09:42 PM (pLB5t)

172 #115 if you try to pay in pesos, some utility worker who only speaks Austrian will come by to cut the juice off.

Posted by: torabora at March 18, 2019 09:43 PM (VRpeE)

173 Ikea sells food?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:38 PM (pLB5t)


IKEA sells all kinds of stuff.

https://stoatnet.org/ikeabrrrt.png

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:44 PM (t+qrx)

174

The other day I happened to be in a place with CNN on. The chyron read,
"Trump says white supremacy isn't a problem after a white supremacist
murders 49 in New Zealand."



Good thing we have a scrupulously honest and unbiased media.


OK, CNN, now do islam after they raid a church and kill everyone in it one Sunday. You know you can do it...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)

175 IKEA sells all kinds of stuff
--------

Even tools, like drills, and stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:45 PM (CDGwz)

176 watched Overlord on dvd - better than I expected
Nazis making zombies

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 09:46 PM (dm05u)

177 ...Anybody want a beto pinata for the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:08 PM (l4G13)



Why would I want to hit a piņata where if it's burst open with a good hit, nothing but bullshit n' platitudes fall out?

Save that effect for when Trump makes a mighty swing at him in the debates.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 09:46 PM (QzJWU)

178 Even tools, like drills, and stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:45 PM (CDGwz)

Left-handed Allen wrenches?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2019 09:46 PM (nPGq2)

179

Nazis making zombies

That's like robots making robots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 09:47 PM (HaL55)

180 Ben Had, I can make a Crazy Eyes Cortez effigy for the event. Hogmartin can fill it with tannerite.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 18, 2019 09:47 PM (kQs4Y)

181 174
OK, CNN, now do islam after they raid a church and kill everyone in it one Sunday. You know you can do it...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)


"Their motive remains unknown."

Posted by: This is CNN at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

182 Nazis making zombies
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 09:46 PM (dm05u)

Why should the Commies have all the fun?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

183 Full moon, in two nights. Also, take a puff, it's Springtime! Equinox.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 09:40 PM (CDGwz)


Whoa, duh. I guess that's why sunrise and sunset are both around 7:45am and pm this week. Sometimes I don't cognition too good.

Equinox, of course, from equine (horse) and ox (ox), means horse-ox.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (t+qrx)

184 That's like robots making robots.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 18, 2019 09:47 PM (HaL55)

like androids making robots

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (dm05u)

185 Jim, scroll up and read Jewells comment about this. It warms one's heart and she would have so much fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (l4G13)

186 Horse socks is what horses wear under their horseshoes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2019 09:49 PM (nPGq2)

187
HORSE meat has been detected in Ikea meatballs labelled as beef and pork and imported to the Czech Republic by the furniture retailing giant.


Where's the grounds for complaint - they were labeled "Mister Ed's Balls".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2019 09:49 PM (pNxlR)

188 Eris, I will make an exception in that case.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:50 PM (l4G13)

189 like androids making robots
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (dm05u)


...are the luckiest robots in the world?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

190
Last prosecutor on Michael Flynn case departs Mueller's office



Turn out the lights the party is over. No wait...Lurch refuses to leave

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 09:51 PM (sziwh)

191 186 Horse socks is what horses wear under their horseshoes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2019 09:49 PM (nPGq2)

Right. And horses never wear socks with sandals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:52 PM (pLB5t)

192 ...Jim, scroll up and read Jewells comment about this. It warms one's heart and she would have so much fun.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (l4G13)



*hands Jewells a form-fitted Hazmat suit*

*points downwind*


Have fun, but do it a hunnert yards down yonder, wouldja?

Much 'bliged!


*grinz*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2019 09:53 PM (QzJWU)

193 so anyway, Overlord was a fun alternate history movie, very gory
but I'm also the viewer who enjoyed Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, so ymmv

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 09:53 PM (dm05u)

194 Horses don't only have socks they also have stockings.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2019 09:53 PM (l4G13)

195 Overlord looked like a great date movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:54 PM (pLB5t)

196 HORSE meat has been detected in Ikea meatballs labelled as beef and pork and imported to the Czech Republic by the furniture retailing giant.

"No, a human rides a horse until it dies then he goes on afoot A Comanche comes along gets that horse up rides him 20 more miles and then he eats him."

Posted by: Some rat in the Swamp at March 18, 2019 09:54 PM (LOq4H)

197 ...are the luckiest robots in the world?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

no, hogmartin, you ate still NOT getting a sexbot for Christmas

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 18, 2019 09:54 PM (dm05u)

198 Hogmartin can fill it with tannerite.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 18, 2019 09:47 PM (kQs4Y)


They'd probably let me right through the checkpoint, after making sure to confiscate my razor blades again.

But no. I think that would not be a good idea.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

199 lol.. will do Jim.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

200 I better bring my good bra with me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 18, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)

201 You cannot even travel with a safety razor these days? Makes sense- if anything does when it comes to the TSA.

Straight razor makes sense obviously.

Lot of hipsters getting a good start on their beards then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:56 PM (pLB5t)

202 Gee, guys, I thought NeverTrump was the smart move, but I guess that kind of blew up in my face, huh?


Seriously, I wanna be friends now. Before the bankruptcy court takes it all.

Posted by: Gelnn Beck's Bleeding Hemorrhoid at March 18, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

203 You cannot even travel with a safety razor these days? Makes sense- if anything does when it comes to the TSA.

Straight razor makes sense obviously.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 09:56 PM (pLB5t)


Feather blades for a Merkur. I forgot about them until I was already on the way, but I'm not surprised they tossed them. They did say that cartridge blades would be fine. Anyway, the good thing about double-edged blades is I was out about $0.80 for the whole pack. Oh well.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

204 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

205 Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!

also

Sir Thomas More: And when we die, and you are sent to heaven for doing your conscience, and I am sent to hell for not doing mine, will you come with me, for fellowship?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 18, 2019 10:01 PM (pLB5t)

206 Equinox, of course, from equine (horse) and ox (ox), means horse-ox.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 18, 2019 09:48 PM (t+qrx)


Thanks for 'splaining that, this is the first explanation that made sense to me!



Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 18, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

207 196. That's from the Searchers!

Posted by: Nobody at March 18, 2019 10:04 PM (8zK8n)

208 11 God, he really let himself go...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 18, 2019 11:35 PM (zGN7G)

209 11 God, he really let himself go...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 18, 2019 11:35 PM (zGN7G)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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