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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/20/19)Quote I Quote II Quote IV Quote VI Quote VII Quote VIII This made me chuckle............ PORT HURON, Mich. - A man who was allegedly attempting to transport meth from Montreal to Calgary was busted when his iPhone navigation took him to a border checkpoint - Port Huron's Blue Water Bridge. U.S. Customs and Border Protection inspected a Canadian vehicle at the bridge on Wednesday, driven by a Canadian citizen, Constantine Xethalis. Two others were in the vehicle. After they were unable to provide proof of citizenship, the vehicle was searched. Officers found approximately 10 pounds of meth in tablet form. Life is a beautiful thing. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Conjoined Twin Sisters Successfully Separated And Can't Stop Snuggling Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
yes
Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (8wKjk) 2
ONT!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 10:03 PM (ffYR/) 3
Thirſt!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (CLcKT) 4
Didnt read it.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (pN5Sw) 5
Today Spring has sprung!
Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (8wKjk) 6
Oooh, MisHum, so pagan! Me likey!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:04 PM (kQs4Y) 7
That'll freeze again overnight, and flamethrower dude is gonna fall on his ass when he goes to get the mail tomorrow.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2019 10:05 PM (P1f+c) 8
It was 79 in Seattle yesterday, 77 today.
The moss on the north side of my head is finally receding. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK) 9
It was 69 today.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 10:06 PM (t6MX/) 10
3 weeks ago snow, now 79 F. Nature is a cruel jester.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 10:06 PM (LOq4H) Posted by: Spun & Murky at March 20, 2019 10:06 PM (4DCSq) 12
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at March 20, 2019 10:06 PM (JFzNN) 13
7 That'll freeze again overnight, and flamethrower dude is gonna fall on his ass when he goes to get the mail tomorrow.
Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2019 10:05 PM (P1f+c) Rock Salt FTW! Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (8wKjk) 14
Almost top ten baby!!
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (mNBCe) 15
Is a flamethrower snow removal machine legal, because I'm working up a business plan tonight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (07YWD) 16
I like the first picture, Mis Hum. Today is the perfect day for it, what with THE SNOW.
Okay, okay. It wasn't shovel worthy. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW) 17
Still snowing in the Lake Superior region
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (QgPIL) 18
I know some are still feeling winter but it's finally Spring here in MO. Nebraska is getting hit hard with flooding.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY) 19
Love the ONT, MisHum.
I don't believe I'll let a CNN article about eggs dictate my dietary choices, however. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT) 20
GOT MY BOOM STICK!!!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (vcatx) Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk) 22
No fvcking way!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (wYseH) 23
I like the first picture, Mis Hum. Today is the perfect day for it, what with THE SNOW.
Okay, okay. It wasn't shovel worthy. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW) No snow left in mid-MI. All the rain got it. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx) 24
Today Spring has sprung!
Posted by: ALH Already mowed the lawn twice. AC has been on for the last week. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (h6BP/) Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (0tfLf) 26
Deep, dude.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (2PXwn) 27
That Johnny Horton has a serious case of dandruff.
Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (zCyNd) 28
20 GOT MY BOOM STICK!!!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 20, 2019 10:08 PM (vcatx) --- *sigh* We know, dear. It's lovely. Now button up. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (kQs4Y) 29
15 Is a flamethrower snow removal machine legal, because I'm working up a business plan tonight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (07YWD) I will buy one maybe two Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (QgPIL) 30
Hey everybody.
MisHum, great posters, especially the first one. But, what does 'devolp' mean? ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U) Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT) 32
Can AOC or Francis come mow my law so I don't burn fossil fuel?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (07YWD) 33
Already mowed the lawn twice. AC has been on for the last week. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (h6BP/) We grilled Johnsonville Brats for dinner tonight. Nice to be outdoors again. Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (8wKjk) 34
Crap, Conor required attention so I missed the intro, BUT I regret nothing!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY) I have upped my intake of turmeric to 1500 mg/day, but no noticeable side effects. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (f3oO4) 35
Here is how we started spring. Breakfast at Crackerbarrel, burned 500-600 rds of 9mm at the range, had ribs at Couyntry Tavern at Kilgore, cut the grass and burned a big pile of brush. Then had lemon blueberry pie. Spring in ETEX is the bestest.
Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (qBNEP) 36
>>>meth in tablet form
That's for use as a suppository. Pressed deep with a big white flesh stick. Or so I hear... Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (1g7ch) 37
g'evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (mMec3) 38
That Johnny Horton has a serious case of dandruff.
Posted by: Miklos "When it's spring time in Alaska, it's 40 below" Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (h6BP/) 39
I got nothing.
Posted by: John McCain's Turmeric at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (82W4N) Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (aXucN) 41
Hi there, AltonJackson.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx) 42
29 15 Is a flamethrower snow removal machine legal, because I'm working up a business plan tonight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:07 PM (07YWD) I will buy one maybe two Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (QgPIL Stationary or oscillating nozzle? Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (07YWD) 43
How about that ice age we are entering?
Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (tRLIC) 44
How are you feeling, Ladyl? Stuffy and congested is no way to go through life, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ZqRa6) 46
Did anyone try balancing an egg today? I totally forgot about it until just now.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (2PXwn) 47
Can AOC or Francis come mow my law so I don't burn fossil fuel?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (07YWD) Hint: Sheep Hint #2: Sheep like being sheared. Really. Posted by: Miklos, just pointin' out at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (vcatx) 49
We grilled Johnsonville Brats for dinner tonight. Nice to be outdoors again.
Posted by: ALH Definitely. Grilled chicken breasts the last two nights. Nice being outside. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (h6BP/) 50
44 How are you feeling, Ladyl? Stuffy and congested is no way to go through life, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (Ckg4U) I had a tewwible code in da nose. Howwible. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT) 51
Still got snow, eh? It was 80 in So Cal over the weekend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (4knXT) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (QgPIL) 53
MisHum, great posters, especially the first one.
But, what does 'devolp' mean? ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2019 10:09 PM (miE9U) Think of it as the poor man's "develop." Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn) 54
hey, hogmartin Posted by: AltonJackson at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (mMec3) 55
Can AOC or Francis come mow my law so I don't burn fossil fuel?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (07YWD) Hint: Sheep Hint #2: Sheep like being sheared. Really. Posted by: Miklos Pro tip: End of season = mutton chops. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (h6BP/) 56
Another addendum to my Nic, per my Personal Troll, who doesn't think I know who he is.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (Ckg4U) 57
Oh quityerbitching
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (QgPIL) ---------- Well, it was a serious question, but I'll take that as a "no." Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (aXucN) Posted by: Your Humble Miklos at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (zCyNd) 59
Bring out the blowtorches!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (438dO) 60
Darling Slap.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT) 61
"I had a tewwible code in da nose. Howwible."
-Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT) "Had" alludes to Past Tense, which is good... -? Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (Ckg4U) 62
Still got snow, eh? It was 80 in So Cal over the weekend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (4knXT) Yeah, but people shit on the street down there. Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (tRLIC) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (QgPIL) 64
Here is how we started spring. Breakfast at Crackerbarrel, burned 500-600 rds of 9mm at the range, had ribs at Couyntry Tavern at Kilgore, cut the grass and burned a big pile of brush. Then had lemon blueberry pie. Spring in ETEX is the bestest.
Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 10:11 PM (qBNEP) Dang, awesome day. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (mNBCe) 65
Pro tip: End of season = mutton chops.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (h6BP/) Tip for pros: midseason sexy time. Posted by: Alahu Ackbar at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (t6MX/) 66
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (QgPIL)
Dude, tread easy when you diss "the" Bluebell! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (f3oO4) 67
Pro tip: End of season = mutton chops.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (h6BP/) Not bad. Posted by: Gen. Ambrose "Miklos" Burnside at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (zCyNd) 68
10:13 PM (TdMsT)
"Had" alludes to Past Tense, which is good... -? Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (Ckg4U) Hab. I HAB a tewwible code. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT) 69
Maybe his 'e' key is brokn.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (07YWD) 70
Here it started with rain, then turned to snow just when my dog decided she wanted to go outside. I took a nap and haven't looked outside to see if the snow is still there because I don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (kQs4Y) 72
Severely Heterosexual music interlude Band Maid - Thrill (If nothing else, watch the bass solo at 2:22. Holy Shiite.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uds7g3M-4lQ Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (eXA4G) 73
Maybe his 'e' key is brokn.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (07YWD) Might have to re-string his computer. Posted by: Miklos, tunifier at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (zCyNd) 74
Definitely. Grilled chicken breasts the last two nights. Nice being outside.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:13 PM (h6BP/) Why yes, it certainly was nice being outside this evening moving loads of firewood into the garage to get ready for the 12" of snow forecast for this weekend. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (odjO3) 75
Hi Slap!!! *blows a kiss*
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY) 76
And is "devolp" really a word?
let's ask Alexandria Casio-Cortex... she'll probably hesitate then say it means to reduce our industrial footprint. Giggle giggle. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (ZqRa6) 77
O?T and I know I'm early but I want to ask the Horde to pray for two men. One a Kittitas County sheriff deputy, Ryan Johnson. 42 killed last night by a criminal who opened fire on him during an attempted traffic stop. He leaves behind a wife and three children. Wounded in the same event was Kittitas City police officer Benito Chavez, 22. He was airlifted to a Level One trauma center in Seattle with a shattered femur. He will be, eventually, okay. He and his wife are expecting their first child.
The criminal, who you can do with what you will, Juan Manuel Flores Del Toro, 29 died at the local hospital. Deputy Johnson was a 15 year veteran. Officer Chavez was only hired in December. I'll ask prayers for them and their families. Thank you all, friends in grey boxes. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (bziUS) 78
We are gearing up for pollen season here in Georgia. Soon everything will be covered in yellow "snow".
I stocked up on generic Zyrtec, and take one every morning. I refuse to get a sinus infection. Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (8wKjk) 79
Hab. I HAB a tewwible code.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT) My dear Ladyl, #LearntoCode, even if you are tewwible at it! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (f3oO4) 80
Can AOC or Francis come mow my law so I don't burn fossil fuel?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (07YWD) Hint: Sheep Hint #2: Sheep like being sheared. Really. Posted by: Miklos, just pointin' out at March 20, 2019 10:12 PM (zCyNd) Here's what baby male sheep really DON'T like.....being flipped over onto a crate, having their ball sacks cut open, then having their testicles sucked out and spit into a bucket. Ask me how I know this. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (mNBCe) 81
Another addendum to my Nic, per my Personal Troll, who doesn't think I know who he is.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:14 PM (Ckg4U) ---------------------- Evening Slap. When did you acquire your very own troll? Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (ffYR/) 82
Dude, tread easy when you diss "the" Bluebell!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:16 PM (f3oO4) ---------- That's right. My tactical spork shiv is within reach as I type. Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (aXucN) 83
"One notices the presence of a Slapweasel, after some absence.
*locks up henhouse* Evening, Sir." -Posted by: Your Humble Miklos at March 20, 2019 10:15 PM (zCyNd) *HAH!* A "Slapweasel" is the Mortal Enemy of The Weasel, minus our own Moron Brand, withal. A "Slapweasel" will rid your homestead of Weasels, but you should never allow it entry into your House, Proper. It will raid your pantry, rout your silverware drawer and hump your oven-mitts. Throw it some cheese and tip your cap. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (Ckg4U) 84
Who the hell is Conor?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY) 85
78 We are gearing up for pollen season here in Georgia. Soon everything will be covered in yellow "snow".
I stocked up on generic Zyrtec, and take one every morning. I refuse to get a sinus infection. Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (8wKjk Uh, how are you not covered already? I'm in Alabama and my car is green from last week. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (07YWD) 86
"It is my hope, as a Founder, for someday all votes in all fifty states to be equitable." - James Madison Posted by: Fake News cnn at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (WE5/U) 87
Somehow, I knew it was gonna be a weed burner, or something similar.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (9L2du) 88
Why yes, it certainly was nice being outside this evening moving loads of firewood into the garage to get ready for the 12" of snow forecast for this weekend.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2019 10:17 PM (odjO3) Have you considered *not* living in Vermont? We've got 60-degree weather all this week in Missouri....just saying. Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn) 89
Chavez was only hired in December. I'll ask prayers for them and their families.
Thank you all, friends in grey boxes. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (bziUS) Oh my God. Prayers up, of course. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT) 90
The coffee article made me laugh
Posted by: VMs phone at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (dm05u) 91
St. Dominic is master of his domain.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (Ckg4U) 93
Movie thread!
Just finished the remake of "Suspiria" and I think I like it even more than the original. Instead of the lurid colors and jump scares of the 70's version, its all dreary muted neutrals slashed by blood red. And it has one of the most gruesome black magic scenes ever. Here are the RLM guys discussing the film (spoilers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLsXiIkWs8 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (kQs4Y) Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (8wKjk) 95
Dude, tread easy when you diss "the" Bluebell!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March I was bad and after my sporking I hope she forgives me Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (QgPIL) 96
Posted by: Winston a dreg
It was on the news all day...now we wait to see if he was illegal.Prayers up. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H) 97
Winston I heard about that this morning. So sad and I would add more but would probably get banned. Prayers for the family.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY) 98
Good game on NBCSN. Caps/Lightning. Possible ECF game. With 50 seconds left in the game, the Caps tie it up.
My Pens are limping into the playoffs. I don't expect much from them again this year. They had there run, I guess. Posted by: Puddleglum is a Pirates fan at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (XKgH2) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (07YWD) Posted by: Colorado at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2) 101
The snow has receded off the patio and the outdoor furniture is going out this weekend...it could snow for another month (measureable snow last April 19th) but my rights of spring in SE Wisconsin start this weekend!
Posted by: H Badger at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (RvXGY) 102
500-600 rounds on 9mm? yikes. Are you that shitty of a shot that 20-30 isn't enough? Maybe you should get your wife to teach you. A light trigger finger. On that, I bid you good night.
Posted by: JAS at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (KOCKb) 103
My dear Ladyl, #LearntoCode, even if you are tewwible at it! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (f3oO4) You're no help at all. Sniff. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT) 104
Slap!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU) 105
Can you buy a Troll at PetSmart?
Or is it better to adopt one from the Animal Shelter? Posted by: ALH I thought you got trolls at BridgeMart or Troll-R-Us? Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (h6BP/) 106
They say we go up to 52 tomorrow, and get snow next Tuesday
Posted by: VMs phone at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (dm05u) 107
"Evening Slap. When did you acquire your very own troll?"
-Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (ffYR/) Two years ago, but he's persistent at the end of the ONT's. It is funnier than it is annoying, so there's that. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (+lVUW) 109
Chavez!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (Ckg4U) 110
"It is my hope, as a Founder, for someday all votes in all fifty states to be equitable."
- James Madison Posted by: Fake News cnn ------- "There is no such thing as the Preamble to the Constitution". Posted by: Actually stated live on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (CDGwz) 111
Evening Slap. When did you acquire your very own troll? Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (ffYR/) Awwww, how cute! Does the troll do tricks? Roll over? Beg? Play dead? I'm assuming that Speak is a trick he has down pat. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (eXA4G) 112
Throw it some cheese and tip your cap.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (Ckg4U) I have just placed some fine Stilton and Carr's wafers out on the front porch, next to the spittoon. Posted by: Miklos, appeasing without appearing to appease at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd) 113
let's ask Alexandria Casio-Cortex... she'll probably hesitate then say it means to reduce our industrial footprint. Giggle giggle.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (ZqRa6) Careful. You don't want to sound like a racist and/or sexist, do you? Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (2PXwn) 114
Ok, Colorado, what the hell is it?
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (9L2du) 115
You know, the problem with going on a trip and having a really great time is that when you come home the suckitude you return to seems even worse now by comparison.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs) 116
"In private, before only God, I admit to myself I truly hate the Constitution, especially the parts about bearing arms and the electoral college." --George Washington Posted by: Fake News cnn at March 20, 2019 10:23 PM (WE5/U) 117
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)
Yep! Broke out the flip flops this morning. It was a bit chilly but I don't care. Wonderful to wear capris and flip flops again! Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY) 118
I thought you got trolls at BridgeMart or Troll-R-Us? Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (h6BP/) I have a 20% off coupon for Bed, Bath & Beyond. Maybe they carry them. Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (8wKjk) 119
"I am losing precious days."
" I am degenerating into a machine for making money" Although in my case, it's "degenerating into a machine for making and dispensing money" . Wow, this Muir guy was seriously on to something. So many days, I almost walk out and never look back... Posted by: mikeyG at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (LL1Be) 120
"Can you buy a Troll at PetSmart?
Or is it better to adopt one from the Animal Shelter?" -Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (8wKjk) You have to earn a Troll by being a drunken lout at Three-in-the-morning, I guess. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (Ckg4U) 121
Chavez was only hired in December. I'll ask prayers for them and their families.
Thank you all, friends in grey boxes. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (bziUS) Will do. Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (2PXwn) 122
117 Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)
Yep! Broke out the flip flops this morning. It was a bit chilly but I don't care. Wonderful to wear capris and flip flops again! Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY) Stop bragging! {tightens bathrobe} Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT) 123
What's a capris? Is that like a thong?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (07YWD) 124
I'm still fuming about a nightmare I had with MS tech support this morning. My problem was that my copy of Windows 10 Pro on my new system deactivated itself. This was a $200 full copy I bought back in Dec. I just bit the bullet and did it, since I had no upgradable version(well, that would work) of Windows for what became the new system. Now, this ASR mobo is based on the new Intel z390 chipset, so new and cutting edge and some bugs and rapidly updated BIOS as those kinks are worked out. I have flashed 3 new BIOSes (BIOi?) since I put it together in Dec. During one of those flashes, one of the MAC addresses on one of the (3!) onboard Ethernet controllers was wiped out. No problem -- ASR tech support emailed a link to download a tool to reflash those addresses. I did that last night -- you had to open up the case to read the original factory MACs off some stickers on the mo/bo. Well, that flash operation changed something, some damn checksum or something in the (secret) algorithm Windows uses to computer a unique hardware ID. It would not reactivate, doing about a dozen different things to do it. So, time to call tech support. I was not going to throw away a $200 license. ...... Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (f1Vqw) 125
Hi Infidel!
I'd actually not heard of a 'weed burner' before. Time was in Houston we'd use Roundup. But apparently the jurors have decided it's poison to humans too. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (ykYG2) 126
You know, the problem with going on a trip and having a really great time is that when you come home the suckitude you return to seems even worse now by comparison.
Posted by: Insomniac Don't? Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (h6BP/) 127
Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/y5h49rul https://tinyurl.com/y3cuoy38 https://tinyurl.com/y3tecpwu https://tinyurl.com/yy3vpgmf https://tinyurl.com/yxdjp4jy Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (0Ntuf) Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (ptqGC) 129
Have you considered *not* living in Vermont? We've got 60-degree weather all this week in Missouri....just saying.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn) I consider it all the time, the problem is wifey. I could move my business most anywhere, but hers is kind of anchored to this part of New England. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (odjO3) 130
Can AOC or Francis come mow my law so I don't burn fossil fuel?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:10 PM (07YWD) Considering the donkey chompers on both of them, put 'em out to pasture on your lawn and they'll have it close-cropped in half-a-day. Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (Y8PSl) 131
I'll be asking Loopy Cortex to add Pollen Reduction Regulations to her New Green Deal.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (ZqRa6) 132
You have to earn a Troll by being a drunken lout at Three-in-the-morning, I guess.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (Ckg4U) *raised eyebrow* Posted by: Miklos, up both early and late at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (zCyNd) 133
"I have just placed some fine Stilton and Carr's wafers out on the front porch, next to the spittoon."
-Posted by: Miklos, appeasing without appearing to appease at March 20, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd) If the Slapweasel doesn't rid your property of Weasels within a week? --You'll have to set "Pizza Traps". Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Ckg4U) 134
"The arrogance to force any woman to birth an unwanted fetus is exactly why we broke away from the Monarchy across the Atlantic." --Alexander Hamilton Posted by: Fake News cnn at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (WE5/U) 135
Who the hell is Conor?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY) =Dear Jewells, let me introduce you: Scroll down to find Conor http://ace.mu.nu/archives/379969.php#379969 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (f3oO4) 136
Good Night, Jane. I'm not long behind you.
Posted by: ALH at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (8wKjk) 137
aww Insomniac.
Ratched, next time try the metallic handcuffs and don't leave the key where he can reach them. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2) 138
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (h6BP/)
Yeah, yeah, phrasing. But you know what I meant. Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs) 139
My wife and kids have never had to cope with winter snow or ice.
Like if you've never been in an earthquake it's hard to evoke the feeling of the earth moving. They cannot even conceive what a harsh winter is like. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2019 10:26 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY) 141
Yep! Broke out the flip flops this morning. It was a bit chilly but I don't care. Wonderful to wear capris and flip flops again!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:23 PM (dUJdY) Hi Jewells! I haven't quite gone to the flip-flop stage yet; I'm just happy I can go outside again without needing a jacket and can get a shake from Chik-Fil-A without feeling ridiculous. There's nothing like it. Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn) 142
More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/y6xgadnd https://tinyurl.com/y4x6rkae https://tinyurl.com/y5yr6qtj https://tinyurl.com/yxa4fscc https://tinyurl.com/yymel4vk Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2019 10:27 PM (0Ntuf) 143
140 What's a capris? Is that like a thong?
No. What used to be referred to as pedal pushers. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY) First pedal's free. Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs) 144
140 What's a capris? Is that like a thong?
No. What used to be referred to as pedal pushers. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY) Still not following. So it's a shoe? Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (07YWD) 145
Peds? Posted by: Fake News cnn at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (WE5/U) 146
123 What's a capris? Is that like a thong?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:24 PM (07YWD) Lol! Capris are what used to be called "peddle pushers" back in the day. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT) 147
"*raised eyebrow*"
-Posted by: Miklos, up both early and late at March 20, 2019 10:25 PM (zCyNd) Yes... my Personal Troll is a Smart Individual and wants to denigrate me for long posts while wasted at 4 Eastern. He's right, but if he thinks that's going to stop me from being inspirational, he's mistaken. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (Ckg4U) 148
remember CLOGS? Posted by: Fake News cnn at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (WE5/U) Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (h6BP/) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY) 151
Great. My county just made Ingram. Our Sheriff has nixed ICE cooperation.
Annnnnd, I just got a letter from him urging support for the Sheriff's Association. I've been composing a response. Posted by: Actually stated live on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (CDGwz) 152
Oops. I meant pedal pushers.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT) 153
Oops. /Maddow sock
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:30 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:30 PM (WE5/U) 155
149 Still not following. So it's a shoe?
Posted by: AlaBAMA Women's slacks that stop at mid calf. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (h6BP Thank the lord. Something I can understand. So they are pants. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:30 PM (07YWD) 156
Push the little pedals and make 'em come up.
Posted by: Miklos, a Ween-ie at March 20, 2019 10:30 PM (zCyNd) 157
Still not following. So it's a shoe?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (07YWD) -------- It's an island. Near the Balkans, I think. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (4knXT) Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (vcatx) 159
re 124: I stayed with Win 2000 Professional at work for as long as I could, until the stupid pc crashed. in my opinion, the best windows operating system if you wanted to do, you know, work.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (ZqRa6) 160
Or the Baltic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (4knXT) 161
Annnnnd, I just got a letter from him urging support for the Sheriff's Association. I've been composing a response.
Posted by: Actually stated live on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (CDGwz) Please, for the love of God, tell the rest of us what you end up writing. Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (2PXwn) 162
Thank the lord. Something I can understand. So they are pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Yes. Lightweight cotton slacks. Typical springtime wear. My mom loved them. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (h6BP/) 163
I was bad and after my sporking I hope she forgives me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:20 PM (QgPIL) If you take the knee quickly enough, she is very gracious and forgiving! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (f3oO4) 164
Annnnnd, I just got a letter from him urging support for the Sheriff's Association. I've been composing a response.
Posted by: Actually stated live on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (CDGwz) Please, for the love of God, tell the rest of us what you end up writing. Posted by: Dr. T Post a copy here. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (h6BP/) 165
So let me guess. Capris are 3/4 of what you'd call actual pants. As in there is less material than in a full length pair of men's pants.
And I'll bet they cost twice as much as men's pants. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (07YWD) 166
"I am learning nothing in this trivial world of men."
Great stuff. The urge to bolt grows more insistent. Maybe "the people that depend on you" just really need to grow the hell up. Without you. Posted by: mikeyG at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (LL1Be) 167
Didn't Tiberius retire to Capri? Or did he have to retire because he wore capris?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (4knXT) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY) 169
Thank the lord. Something I can understand. So they are pants. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:30 PM (07YWD) Can't be. I have it on reliable authority that Teh Horde doesn't wear pants. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (eXA4G) 170
Hiya, bth. Weed burner. Hose with little torch attached which is then attached to a portable propane tank. You burn the weeds out of the irrigation ditches. Now is the time. But for the fact we are looking at four days of rain/snow.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2019 10:33 PM (9L2du) 171
..... My call to tech support, after going through a long winded automated thing, connected me to some Indian woman. I could not understand a damn word she was saying. Her accent, cadence, inflection etc, was so off it sounded like gibberish. Unintelligible. I got frustrated and just said sorry, can't understand, and hung up. Fooled around with the same shit for another 30 minutes with no success, and, determined not to blow that $200, called again. Got another Indian woman. Still couldn't understand a damned word. It took over 30 minutes, but I finally got her to understand and she connected me to someone up the chain. Not native American, but much better accent. No problem. Well, that took another near hour. We finally got my $200 purchase verified, and me verified. She then sent me up the chain to some Windows guy. He was American, and knew a bit what he was about. The trouble was some glitch didn't generate a proper key for the full retail purchase. It thought it was an upgrade, the free kind for previous Windows that aren't transferable or something. He had to generate a new key. First he had to get authorization from his superiors to do that. Then it took 15 minutes for the system to generate said new key. He then gave me the key, and voila, she activated. Over 3 hours total time on the phone this morning. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:33 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:33 PM (WE5/U) 173
Still not following. So it's a shoe?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (07YWD) -------- It's an island. Near the Balkans, I think. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:31 PM (4knXT) The Croatian island version of those plastic sandals are called Krks. Posted by: Miklos, feeling quite Adriatic at March 20, 2019 10:33 PM (zCyNd) 174
Awww!!! A cutie!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY) I am so NOT going to tell him that you said that! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (f3oO4) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (EZebt) 176
The pedal pusher maam don't care if you live or you die.
Posted by: Steppenwolf at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (82W4N) Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (WE5/U) 178
Still not following. So it's a shoe? Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:28 PM (07YWD) No. But what are now called flip flops used to be called "thongs." As every 'Ron here knows, "thongs" are now very skimpy under panties. When my daughter was in college I attended a tea at her sorority. The girls were all wearing flip flops although the weather was cold. I said--why on earth are all these gals wearing thongs? The silence in the room was deafening, and I gave my daughter yet another thing to tell her therapist! Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT) 179
I said God Damn, the pedal pusher maam!
Posted by: Steppenwolf at March 20, 2019 10:35 PM (82W4N) Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:35 PM (WE5/U) 181
Can't be. I have it on reliable authority that Teh Horde doesn't wear pants. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (eXA4G Probably a chess thread situation. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:35 PM (07YWD) 182
So let me guess. Capris are 3/4 of what you'd call actual pants. As in there is less material than in a full length pair of men's pants.
And I'll bet they cost twice as much as men's pants. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (07YWD) What's in 'em costs more. A lot more. Posted by: Miklos, older but no wiser at March 20, 2019 10:35 PM (zCyNd) 183
Hiya, bth. Weed burner. Hose with little torch attached which is then attached to a portable propane tank. You burn the weeds out of the irrigation ditches. Now is the time. But for the fact we are looking at four days of rain/snow.
Posted by: Infidel The one above that looks like a flamethrower that he uses to clear his driveway? Is. Saw a video on Facebook. It was shooting an actual stream of liquid fire. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:36 PM (h6BP/) 184
I spent the day laying in bed! Just like yesterday and yesterday and...
I'm going mad. Can you limp to the bench and hit some military presses? The endorphins might be good for your knee. Posted by: mikeyG at March 20, 2019 10:36 PM (LL1Be) 185
Trivia:
What did Laura Petrie wear every day? a) Capris b) Rocket pants c) Neither Posted by: Soothsayer A. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:36 PM (h6BP/) 186
Over 3 hours total time on the phone this morning.
Try spending an hour with a dutch programmer. Although your situation does sound more aggravating. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY) 187
I said--why on earth are all these gals wearing thongs? The silence in the room was deafening, and I gave my daughter yet another thing to tell her therapist!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT ROFL! I would totally do that on purpose. I'd make a horrible dad. And yes, I'm old enough to know that thongs were flip flops and gay was happy. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (07YWD) 188
Hey, Colorado, that's Ms. Infidel to you.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (9L2du) 189
lol LadyL!! Yep, I learned to transition from saying thongs to flip flops.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (dUJdY) 190
Can you limp to the bench and hit some military presses? Actually, yes. Bench pressing is doable. That's it, though. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (WE5/U) 191
I'm in bed.
Ask me what I did all day. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:30 PM (WE5/U) Is your sock drawer empty? Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (mNBCe) Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (ZqRa6) 193
Try spending an hour with a dutch programmer. Although your situation does sound more aggravating.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY) Fact: putting "Dutch" in front of any noun automatically makes it sound like a euphemism for something dirty, and scientists don't know why. Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (t+qrx) 194
Ah, MTM's Capri pants. A young teenaged Meathead, Carl Reiner's son, was allowed to run around the set. Well, Meathead couldn't resist that ass and went up and grabbed it one day. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:39 PM (f1Vqw) 195
Can't be. I have it on reliable authority that Teh Horde doesn't wear pants.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2019 10:32 PM (eXA4G Yesterday was Pants Day at Hacienda Miklos. Very strict rule- TUESDAY MEANS PANTS Posted by: Miklos, used to his routine at March 20, 2019 10:39 PM (zCyNd) 196
I said--why on earth are all these gals wearing thongs? The silence in the room was deafening, and I gave my daughter yet another thing to tell her therapist!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT) LOL. LOL. Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU) 197
Happy Purim, morons.
May the odds ever be in your favor! Posted by: San Franpsycho As I told JJ this morning, Ah freylichen Purim, horde. Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 10:39 PM (h6BP/) 198
What's in 'em costs more. A lot more.
Posted by: Miklos, older but no wiser And we all happily pay the freight for those goodies! Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 10:39 PM (LOq4H) Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY) 200
Easily, one of the Top Ten Best ONTs I've yet enjoyed.
Thanks and congrats, Ms Hum. I saved several of the whiskey images to a folder containing many of their brothers in There's more talent writing the AoS ONTs than other sites will host in a lifetime. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2019 10:40 PM (QzJWU) 201
"I must break away and get out into the mountains to learn the news."
'Mountains' are boobs. I understand now. Posted by: mikeyG at March 20, 2019 10:40 PM (LL1Be) 202
Ah, MTM's Capri pants. A young teenaged Meathead, Carl Reiner's son, was allowed to run around the set. Well, Meathead couldn't resist that ass and went up and grabbed it one day. -------- I have a newfound respect for that idiot. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 10:40 PM (4knXT) 203
How dare they assume those twins wanted to be seperated! Obviously they did not!
Posted by: Flerndorf at March 20, 2019 10:40 PM (olpu0) 204
No. But what are now called flip flops used to be called "thongs." As every 'Ron here knows, "thongs" are now very skimpy under panties.
When my daughter was in college I attended a tea at her sorority. The girls were all wearing flip flops although the weather was cold. I said--why on earth are all these gals wearing thongs? The silence in the room was deafening, and I gave my daughter yet another thing to tell her therapist! Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT) Remember the Girls that went to the White House and wore flip flops and thought nothing of it when meeting the President. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2019 10:40 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 10:41 PM (Ckg4U) 206
Hogmartin, that poor guy. I gave him a hard time today. We parted friends though. He thought I was hilarious for some reason.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2019 10:41 PM (NLLmE) 208
Spring is in the air, which around here means we'll soon be seeing the electric bill go up 10x.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (0bu2O) 209
#metoo
Posted by: Mary Tyler Moore at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (4knXT) 210
Ah, the skateboard - had one for about a year when at Berkeley (I was 22). I was coming along somewhat well when I attempted to ride it over a grate-covered opening in which the gaps were more than wide enough to engage the wheels and stop my forward progress pronto. I ceased using it within a day or two and sold it within a month. Foolhardiness need not be engaged with at each and every possible venue. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (pNxlR) 211
Mmmm....under panties.
Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (NLLmE) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (QgPIL) 214
84 here today, Mowed the lawn and caught some rays at the pool with some Balvenie 17yr Double wood Single Malt. Nice to have Spring here. And buy ammo.
Posted by: DBCooper at March 20, 2019 10:43 PM (bttOm) 215
JAS @ 102- Mrs. E burned through 300 rds of that 9mm. We shot 3 Glocks, 1 HK, 1 CZ, and 1 Beretta. Very refreshing! Now off to bed.
Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2019 10:43 PM (qBNEP) 216
Remember the Girls that went to the White House and wore flip flops and thought nothing of it when meeting the President.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2019 10:40 PM (dKiJG) Interesting look with the Hijabs. Posted by: Miklos, fashion maven at March 20, 2019 10:43 PM (zCyNd) 217
OK I followed the "leftards make the case that single payer healthcare is ridiculous" but I don't get the connection between GIZMODO ripping on the FCC for not knowing if every comment was vaild or not -- Giz, naturally thinks that means we really wanted Net Neutrality, but ISPs flooded comments with bots. and healthcare.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2019 10:43 PM (eASYU) 218
Later on in the '70s, they were having some Dick Van Dyke cast reunion party. MTM was at the height of the MTM show and Meathead was at the height of well, Meathead fame on All in the Family. Meathead was at the party. MTM, in front of everybody, recalled that incident, and then said come over here and grab it again, in front of everybody. Meathead finally did, and MTM did her "Oh, Rob!" thing. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw) 219
Flame throwing snow is how you know you're ready to move South.
I was nearly killed by 2 different vehicles BOTH with Illinois plates today. Fuckers are EVERYWHERE lately. Stay in Shitcago, assholes. Posted by: mikeyG at March 20, 2019 10:43 PM (LL1Be) 220
Well hell now I'm working a double tonight, so I gotta figure out how to keep myself awake until 7am.
Nah, I'll just nod off here and there. On the bright side, it'll switch my last paycheck of the month from red to black. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (mNBCe) 221
You know, the problem with going on a trip and having a really great time is that when you come home the suckitude you return to seems even worse now by comparison.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs) === No afterglow? Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (EZebt) 222
Slate, on who we should and should not blame for crime...
https://i0.wp.com/maga___.net/___/7j1d.jpg?zoom=2 Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (cRkMZ) Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (fuK7c) 224
I think I'm gonna take the afternoon off tomorrow. I think I have a doctor appointment I forgot about. Time to pamper myself a little.
Night everyone. Stay safe. Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (dUJdY) 225
Flame throwing snow is how you know you're ready to move South.
I was nearly killed by 2 different vehicles BOTH with Illinois plates today. Fuckers are EVERYWHERE lately. Stay in Shitcago, assholes. Posted by: mikeyG I never said it was all smooth going. Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (NLLmE) 226
Good heavens! Turn my attention away for a few moments (okay, an hour), and there's an ONT with 200 comments.
MUTHALODE! Die winter die? I've stopped wearing long juans and wooly socks. I saw the first suicide frog on the road. The turkey vultures have returned. Spiders and mosquitoes in the house oh boy. The furnace is being used much less, soon to be silent for the summer, I pray. Y'all still dealing with arctic blasts and deep global warmenings, take heart. It's all longer days from here. Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at March 20, 2019 10:44 PM (w46Mb) Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:45 PM (cRkMZ) 228
Donna Brazille called Hannity boo the other night. That was strange.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 10:45 PM (PUmDY) 229
Spring is in the air, which around here means we'll soon be seeing the electric bill go up 10x.
Posted by: Blanco Basura --- I've been languishing in the monthly reports from the power company that I'm using less electricity than the most efficient homes in my area. Next month, that will begin to invert. By June, I will be one of the larger users. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:46 PM (xSo9G) 230
Ah, the skateboard - had one for about a year when at Berkeley (I was 22). I was coming along somewhat well when I attempted to ride it over a grate-covered opening in which the gaps were more than wide enough to engage the wheels and stop my forward progress pronto.
I ceased using it within a day or two and sold it within a month. Foolhardiness need not be engaged with at each and every possible venue. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2019 10:42 PM (pNxlR) We had some new kids move into the neighborhood who were skateboarders, We live out in the boondocks, with nowhere really to skateboard. I didn't see a point, dirt bikes on the other hand, loved making ramps and other crazy crap without helmets. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2019 10:46 PM (dKiJG) 231
189 lol LadyL!! Yep, I learned to transition from saying thongs to flip flops.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2019 10:38 PM (dUJdY) It took me quite awhile... Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:47 PM (07YWD) 233
Donna Brazile has always given me the douche chills.
Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2019 10:47 PM (NLLmE) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:47 PM (xSo9G) 235
Well, I'm out. 7am dentist appt. And it should be raining.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9L2du) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2) 237
As for weed burners, it is time to trot out ours here in DE and begin giving the early birds their just desserts. Friday, though - rain all day tomorrow. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2019 10:48 PM (pNxlR) 238
161 Annnnnd, I just got a letter from him urging support for the Sheriff's Association. I've been composing a response.
Posted by: Actually stated live on MSNBC by Rachel Maddow at March 20, 2019 10:29 PM (CDGwz) Insult him just enough to not get arrested for sending dirty, nasty filth through the US Mail. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW) 239
Re: creepy story on sidebar, the missing persons shrine in the woods was in Long Island. This is worrying, because of the many crimes of the Long Island Serial Killer (LISK). The NY Post reported about it on Oct. 5, 2016.
The landowner claimed that it was decorations from a Halloween party the previous year, despite the newness of the posters. Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at March 20, 2019 10:48 PM (sF8WE) 240
Gah, stupid urls...
https://tinyurl.com/y6lsd634 Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:45 PM (cRkMZ) In my less sober moments, I conclude that Western Civilization was a nice idea... whose time is past! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:48 PM (f3oO4) 241
Well, I'm out. 7am dentist appt. And it should be raining.
Posted by: Infidel at March 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9L2du) Early Bird Special? Posted by: Miklos, proud of both teeth at March 20, 2019 10:48 PM (zCyNd) 242
Donna Brazile has always given me the douche chills.
Posted by: eleven --------- Oily, weaselly, all Dem, all of the time. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:49 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:49 PM (cRkMZ) 244
The Croatian island version of those plastic sandals are called Krks.
Posted by: Miklos, feeling quite Adriatic at March 20, 2019 10:33 PM (zCyNd) If they were Austro-Hungarian, would one of them be called KuK? Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2019 10:50 PM (mUa7G) 245
In my less sober moments, I conclude that Western Civilization was a nice idea...
*** Western civ killed itself in 1914. What we have now is merely a rapidly decaying shade of what it once was. Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:50 PM (cRkMZ) 246
If they were Austro-Hungarian, would one of them be called KuK?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2019 10:50 PM (mUa7G) The Habsburgs were what they were, but even they had limits. Posted by: Miklos, Imperial and Royal at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (zCyNd) 247
I've been languishing in the monthly reports from the power company that I'm using less electricity than the most efficient homes in my area.
Next month, that will begin to invert. By June, I will be one of the larger users. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:46 PM (xSo9G) I get that I use double the electricity to a homes similar in size. F U and my house is the biggest in the Neighborhood Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (dKiJG) 248
That's German for "The snow ... the"!
Posted by: Sideshow Bob at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (nzr6y) 249
Ugh. A friend's wife's funeral tomorrow. She was very well liked by everyone, just a nice, nice lady.
My words and condolences always sound like platitudes, inadequate. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (CDGwz) 250
This Indian accent thing blew my mind. Those two women were unintelligible. Now, back in college I had a Mechanics professor who was Indian. It took a little getting used to, but his accent was actually enjoyable. SOrt of sing-song cadence, and rather fun to listen to. For example, "Moment of intertia" would sound like "momentum inertia". He pronounced moment, "moMENT". And "fuel" like "foo-el" (rocket equation stuff). And during collision problem lectures (standard 200 undergrad mechanics) he'd get all animated with diagrams of the billard balls. "Dis fellow go dis way, and dat fellow go dat way!" And he'd take his chalk and write on the walls when he ran out of room on the blackboard. He also drew on the door to the classroom, using it as a radius, "R -- dis is 'r', drawing a radius vector", then swinging the door back and forth to illustrate torque and such. He was a trip. And fun. Quirky accent, but lovable. These tech support MS outsourcees were not anything of the kind. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: Sideshow Bob at March 20, 2019 10:52 PM (nzr6y) 252
I think she literally said Why do yoi want to be that wat, boo?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (PUmDY) 253
Random hat person makes a good point...
https://tinyurl.com/y5dflsxv Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:49 PM (cRkMZ) Comrade, if "we" thought you really needed to know we would tell you! Posted by: Journalist Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (f3oO4) 254
For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) 255
Wasn't Rocket Pants a song by Elton John?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (miE9U) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:54 PM (kQs4Y) 257
249 Ugh. A friend's wife's funeral tomorrow. She was very well liked by everyone, just a nice, nice lady.
My words and condolences always sound like platitudes, inadequate. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (CDGwz Everyone feels like that. Like your words in such an event are hollow and trite. Best bet is to make it personal. This person changed my life by... this person made me feel special because she.... I always appreciated the humor.... Make it so they can also remember the same quality in the person lost. Just my 2cents Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:54 PM (07YWD) 258
If Trump is going to release all the info in the Meuller report, can we get him to release all the information on the Paddock "investigation" as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (cRkMZ) 259
Prayers sent, Phil
Posted by: In Exile at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (SDmIR) 260
So sorry Phil. Prayer sent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (kQs4Y) 261
Insult him just enough to not get arrested for sending dirty, nasty filth through the US Mail. Posted by: nerdygirl ------- I mentioned this to a couple of friends. To my surprised, they urged me not to. They are afraid of the Sheriff. Our own freaking Sheriff, they do not trust him. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz) 262
My words and condolences always sound like platitudes, inadequate.
I have limited but some funeral experience. People mostly won't get up and say something. If you can get up and say something that you mean it will be good. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (fuK7c) 263
254 For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) Oh my gosh. Prayers up for your mom and you. My dad went missing a couple of times. It was scary. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (TdMsT) 264
255 Wasn't Rocket Pants a song by Elton John?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (miE9U) --------- That's his husband, isn't it? Posted by: Mary Tyler Moore at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (4knXT) 265
Truck Monkey, praying for a good outcome. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 10:56 PM (WE5/U) 266
254 For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) Oh Lord. Bless you. That's horrible. Prayers all the way brother. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:56 PM (07YWD) 267
My words and condolences always sound like platitudes, inadequate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (CDGwz) I am always somewhat embarrassed that my words seem so inadequate, when others seem able to create deep beautiful prose. Posted by: Journalist Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:56 PM (f3oO4) 268
These tech support MS outsourcees were not anything of the kind.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:51 PM (f1Vqw) All outsourced tech support should be done from Hungary or Slovakia. Their accent in English is much better, ans you can look at KBdabear pics and fantasize about the ones behind the girl voices. Posted by: Miklos, UX Associate at March 20, 2019 10:56 PM (zCyNd) 269
For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) ------------------------ Prayers up Phil. Would that she only have run into and old friend and just lost track of time. Good luck and God's blessings to you and your family. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 10:57 PM (ffYR/) 270
256 0-six hundred will come too, too soon.
Keep it tight and bright my pretties. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2019 10:54 PM (kQs4Y Night! Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:57 PM (07YWD) Posted by: Journalist Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 10:57 PM (f3oO4) 272
Just imagine if in the 90s the US had passed laws keeping all the tech jobs in the US instead of letting India and China steal all of our tech?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:57 PM (cRkMZ) 273
Phil - Prayers. Prayers. Going out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:57 PM (CDGwz) 274
Turns out from what I was reading that difference between my Mechanics prof and those tech support gals was, to put it bluntly, one of class. The former was a well educated, higher class Indian. He was a Ph.D in physics, educated in English. He though and spoke in English, using it conversationally from an early age and with native speakers. He then came over here to get the Ph.D and further honed his English. His native cadence was still there, but it was with real English, spoken by real speakers. Not so much the tech support gals. They are taught English, well "English" spoken by other Indians and completely removed from any native speakers of it. It's an odd affected artificial language really. It's not real English at all. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:58 PM (f1Vqw) 275
We don't have Springtime in Alaska. We have breakup. Three weeks of filthy slop and precarious walking surfaces, wet feet and crabbiness, and usually a nice Chinook wind from the south at, say, 90 mph, intermittently.
We are hip deep in breakup just now. The foot thick layer of compressed ice that made up my driveway is now several foot deep potholes full of filthy water and the rest is resisting chipping with everything the frozen ground can muster. Crossing the parking lot at work involved hip boots or maybe water skis. Haven't walked the dog for a week now and I'm not fixing to start any time soon. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 20, 2019 10:59 PM (vVOK2) 276
For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) I just said one. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2019 10:59 PM (dKiJG) 277
Oh Phil...I am sorry, prayers for you, your family and especially your Mom.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 20, 2019 11:00 PM (f8dwL) 278
It's an odd affected artificial language really. It's not real English at all. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 10:58 PM Darlin--When I read your tech posts I feel like a complete dunce! Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT) 279
Prayers ascending for you and your mother, Truck Monkey.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 20, 2019 11:00 PM (tVQUs) 280
They are afraid of the Sheriff. Our own freaking Sheriff, they do not trust him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz) The local Sheriff went to prison after nearly 40 years as Sheriff. Took a bribe to let some illegals go quietly after their second drunk driving/no insurance/no license arrests. Turned out a local restauranteur employed about 80 such. The tolerance of illegals is highly corrupting in uncounted ways. Posted by: Miklos, legally legal at March 20, 2019 11:01 PM (zCyNd) 281
I really like this place.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:01 PM (VGJum) 282
If Trump is going to release all the info in the Meuller report, can we get him to release all the information on the Paddock "investigation" as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2019 10:55 PM (cRkMZ) Comrade, we've told you all we think you need to know! Posted by: Journalist Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:02 PM (f3oO4) 283
Jeez Phil that's a bad event
Prayers up for your Mom Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:02 PM (QgPIL) 284
281 I really like this place.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:01 PM (VGJum) This place has kept me sane for the last decade+ (I've been a lurker since 200 Special crew. Posted by: In Exile at March 20, 2019 11:03 PM (SDmIR) 285
Illegal immigrants are like cheating on taxes without being caught.
Getting a business to pay it's fair share without real punishment is impossible. Businesses will not self-regulate. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:03 PM (07YWD) 286
For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) Prayers sent. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Rz2Nc) 287
Phil.....there's been some prayers just said down here in Texas.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2019 11:03 PM (QzJWU) 288
Special crew.
Posted by: In Exile at March 20, 2019 11:03 PM (SDmIR) Tip your COBs and try the Hobo jerky-we'll be here all week. Posted by: Miklos "Shecky" Molnar at March 20, 2019 11:04 PM (zCyNd) 289
"Haven't walked the dog for a week now"
Houston parents (and dog) had that experience during Harvey. Doggie basically went into hibernation until the flood receded. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2019 11:04 PM (ykYG2) 290
Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey,
praying and hoping for the best. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 11:05 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:06 PM (07YWD) 292
After the Fire Der Kommissar is seer gut.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:06 PM (PUmDY) 293
Phil, does she have an iPhone, by chance? Find my iPhone can be a godsend
Posted by: In Exile at March 20, 2019 11:06 PM (SDmIR) 294
So I wonder if Johnny Horton ever heard the Who?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 11:06 PM (V2Yro) 295
This place has kept me sane for the last decade+ (I've been a lurker since 200
Special crew. Posted by: In Exile at March 20, 2019 11:03 PM (SDmIR) Due to a personal tragedy in 2017, I left for a while. In retrospect, it was one of the many mistakes in my life. I felt like I was coming home when I rejoined this blog as an active participant! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:07 PM (f3oO4) 296
I saw Anti Pants Stance open for the Trouser Snakes at Ace's Mid-City in '92.
Posted by: Miklos, because AoS protocol at March 20, 2019 11:08 PM (zCyNd) 297
Love those first and last photos. Hilarious and so appropriate.
Also, those quotes really strike a chord' Thanks for another great ONT, MH. Posted by: JTB at March 20, 2019 11:08 PM (bmdz3) 298
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:07 PM (f3oO4) Darling Hrothgar--you were missed and I so glad you are back. Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:09 PM (TdMsT) 299
First pic is my feelings exactly. ^..^{_____}~~~
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 20, 2019 11:09 PM (z4tb0) 300
>> Their accent in English is much better, ans you can look at KBdabear pics and fantasize about the ones behind the girl voices.
That's a capital idea. Put up a little avatar video of them twerking. To help pass the wait time. I'd be making up shit to call them about. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (f1Vqw) 301
I love the story of the Kickstarter staff wanting to unionize.
This is the first time I have ever heard of employees demanding to be paid less in the guise of "wealth inequality". But far more interesting are the demands of Amazon and Salesforce employees showing their utter hatred and contempt for this country by demanding that the executives stop selling tech to the largest consumer - the US government. I assume giving it away to China is still fine with these Bolsheviks. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (lD3vL) 302
Phil, does she have an iPhone, by chance? Find my iPhone can be a godsend
Posted by: In Exile at March 20, 2019 11:06 PM (SDmIR) They don't publicize this, but I think they can triangulate on the phone even if the phone does not do not have this option turned on. Do not ask me how I know. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (f3oO4) 303
Your presence was missed a lot, Hrothgar. I worry now that grammie winger is fading away from us. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (WE5/U) 304
Thanks all. I will post when i know more. It's going to be a long night.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (flINI) 305
I mentioned this to a couple of friends. To my surprised, they urged me not to. They are afraid of the Sheriff. Our own freaking Sheriff, they do not trust him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Wow. That's bad. So send it dirty and nasty enough to be arrested for sending porn through the US Mail, but do it anonymously, and make sure there are no fingerprints on the paper, stamp, or envelope. And no DNA on the envelop flap. Latex gloves are pretty cheap at the drugstore. For when you handle the paper etc. Get really personal and mean. If people are afraid of that bastard, he needs to be put in his place. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2019 11:11 PM (+lVUW) 306
Ist.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:12 PM (PUmDY) 307
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks Ladyl, I am still marginally sane only because of this refuge! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:12 PM (f3oO4) 308
I propose a law taxing outsource tech support so much that any savings are wiped out many fold. I've come a long way, baby. I'm so pissed off at big tech, I'm read to use govt as a hammer agin' 'em like any old time Democrat. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 11:13 PM (f1Vqw) 309
Ist.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:12 PM (PUmDY) I like the creative use of a Roman numeral. Posted by: Miklosius at March 20, 2019 11:13 PM (zCyNd) 310
Sun Devils kicking the snot out of St Johns. Looks like they get in.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (07YWD) 311
I assume giving it away to China is still fine with these Bolsheviks. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy I'll bet they're getting good money from Beijing. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (aKsyK) 312
Thanks Ladyl, I am still marginally sane only because of this refuge! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:12 PM (f3oO4) I get good information and a lot of laughs here. I live in a leftist community and it's so nice to be able to converse with like-minded people! Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT) 313
306 Ist.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:12 PM (PUmDY) You are perverting what has become a sacred tradition! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (f3oO4) 314
Jewels.......I did finally send you an email a couple of days ago to yahoo
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 20, 2019 11:15 PM (c1nDO) 315
Wow. That's bad. So send it dirty and nasty enough to be arrested for sending porn through the US Mail, but do it anonymously, and make sure there are no fingerprints on the paper, stamp, or envelope. And no DNA on the envelop flap.
Latex gloves are pretty cheap at the drugstore. For when you handle the paper etc. Get really personal and mean. ----------- See? That's why Hordesourcing is so valuable. Practical tips. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 11:15 PM (xSo9G) 316
Ooooo, a little rumble in the Jets-Ducks game.
Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:16 PM (XAYDB) 317
I get good information and a lot of laughs here. I live in a leftist community and it's so nice to be able to converse with like-minded people!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT) Yes, JJ saves me much time with the Morning report and the day gets better as the Morons and Ace weigh in, not to belittle the contributions of the CoB's who also do great work! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:17 PM (f3oO4) 318
Bist
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:18 PM (PUmDY) 319
The horde is great. Except that whole anti-pants stance.
------ There are a few here who are really touchy about their lawns. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 11:18 PM (CDGwz) 320
I'll bet they're getting good money from Beijing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (aKsyK) I fail to see the problem here! Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at March 20, 2019 11:20 PM (f3oO4) 321
The nice thing about living in America's Dairyland is I don't have to eat this weird shit.
--Wisconsin: Smell the Dairy Air Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:20 PM (XAYDB) Posted by: Miklos von und zu Molnar at March 20, 2019 11:20 PM (zCyNd) 323
I get good information and a lot of laughs here. I live in a leftist community and it's so nice to be able to converse with like-minded people!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT) -------- I've been behind enemy lines in MN since '90 - both our kids live here with their spouses so leaving anytime soon isn't an option. But we all keep our noses clean and do what we can. I have a trip to Maui in two weeks with the spouse of 29 years, a permit to purchase under review after a move to a twin home and a work move today to a corner cube with no one looking over my shoulder so life is pretty damn good. Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:21 PM (VGJum) 324
The horde is great. Except that whole anti-pants stance.
------ There are a few here who are really touchy about their lawns. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 11:18 PM (CDGwz) And the Horde seems to be a clumsy lot with all the guns lost in boating accidents. Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2019 11:21 PM (Y8PSl) 325
Uh, how are you not covered already? I'm in Alabama and my car is green from last week.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM (07YWD Hoping for some rain to lighten the green on my car. Posted by: Bowser at March 20, 2019 11:21 PM (MwFQu) 326
There are a few here who are really touchy about their lawns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2019 11:18 PM (CDGwz) Touch my lawn. Feel it's soft luxurious fescue. Posted by: Dieter, retired to a life of gardening at March 20, 2019 11:22 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: CoCsuckers at March 20, 2019 11:22 PM (25Dt7) 328
The more you live the faster you will die is not a bad line.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:23 PM (PUmDY) 329
I'm saddened by the memories of all the guns I've lost in boating accidents.
I should really stop boating but I do love buying guns so I will keep boating. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:23 PM (07YWD) 330
It's over lads. The list has begun. Good luck in all future endeavors like finding work and buying food. The social credit system is here.
https://thebullylist.org Posted by: literally serious at March 20, 2019 11:23 PM (tRLIC) 331
Prayers for your mom. I've been a SAR guy and the anguish from the family is heartbreaking.
Posted by: CoCsuckers at March 20, 2019 11:24 PM (25Dt7) 332
And the Horde seems to be a clumsy lot with all the guns lost in boating accidents.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2019 11:21 PM (Y8PSl) Tragedy has touched many lives here at AOS, and Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:24 PM (f3oO4) 333
305 I mentioned this to a couple of friends. To my surprised, they urged me not to. They are afraid of the Sheriff. Our own freaking Sheriff, they do not trust him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. " I've known enough Sheriff's dep't employees and other LEO's to say, your friends are right to be worried. Respond, but do it anonymously and in an untraceable manner. We do not live in a country, or a society, anymore where you can simply "trust" any Government official to be honest, or to "follow the rules". ESPECIALLY Law Enforcement - it's sad, but it's true. Remember the Houston case where a "Drug Raid" ended up getting a whole bunch of cops shot and both of the middle aged homeowners killed? The cop who got that warrant has now admitted that he faked all of the info that he gave to the Judge to get that warrant. But don't worry, he'll get a Sternly Worded Reprimand in his personnel file. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 11:24 PM (V2Yro) 334
Touch my lawn. Feel it's soft luxurious fescue.
Posted by: Dieter, retired to a life of gardening at March 20, 2019 11:22 PM (zCyNd No. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:24 PM (07YWD) 335
The ten-day forecast says that the high will be 70° in nine days. It has said this for three days straight.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, climate crisis! at March 20, 2019 11:24 PM (w46Mb) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:25 PM (QgPIL) 337
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI)
Wow; That is a scary situation. I will pray for your mom. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:25 PM (AllCR) 338
Smell the Dairy Air
Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:20 PM (XAYDB) That's only bad on the spread manure days, when they lot feed, and it's hot out. A few times a year, sucks for the Amish women that have to redo their wash. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc) 339
What do Amish women wear when they do the wash?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (07YWD) 340
Prayers up Phil
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (c1nDO) 341
The more you live the faster you will die is not a bad line.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:23 PM (PUmDY) Clan Hrothgar motto: "Life sucks... and then you die!" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (f3oO4) 342
Uh, how are you not covered already? I'm in Alabama and my car is green from last week. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM Must be the work of the Klan. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK) 343
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:24 PM (f3oO
I even had a row boat accident I was lucky to swim away Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:28 PM (QgPIL) 344
342
Uh, how are you not covered already? I'm in Alabama and my car is green from last week. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 10:19 PM Must be the work of the Klan. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK) That's Mississippi, thank you. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:28 PM (07YWD) 345
What do Amish women wear when they do the wash?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (07YWD) LOL, the other morning the wife and I were going someplace, an Amish house had the wash out drying. The wife says, oh someone is preganant. She knew by particular clothing hanging to dry. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:30 PM (Rz2Nc) 346
I was lucky to swim away
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:28 PM (QgPIL) Count your blessings, the loss of all those firearms is a small price to pay! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:30 PM (f3oO4) 347
The more you live the faster you will die is not a bad line.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:23 PM (PUmDY) Worked for Falco. Posted by: Miklos, not riding a motorcycle in the Dominican Republic at March 20, 2019 11:31 PM (zCyNd) 348
I worry now that grammie winger is fading away from us.Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (WE5/U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:31 PM (AllCR) 349
Must be the work of the Klan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK) The mayor of Lamar, SC claimed that the pollen on her car was a hate crime. Really. Posted by: Miklos, from where pine trees hate at March 20, 2019 11:33 PM (zCyNd) 350
I worry now that grammie winger is fading away from us.Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (WE5/U)
Sorry; Jumpy computer again. Her medical condition makes it hard for her to read. Keep praying for her; She is indeed missed here. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:33 PM (AllCR) 351
Remember the Houston case where a "Drug Raid" ended up getting a whole bunch of cops shot and both of the middle aged homeowners killed? The cop who got that warrant has now admitted that he faked all of the info that he gave to the Judge to get that warrant. But don't worry, he'll get a Sternly Worded Reprimand in his personnel file.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March Guys name was Tuttle. Posted by: CoCsuckers at March 20, 2019 11:33 PM (25Dt7) 352
Cory Perry is being even more a pain in the ass than usual tonight.
Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:34 PM (XAYDB) 353
Left the CoC sock on, sorry
Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2019 11:35 PM (25Dt7) 354
You'd think Weird Dave would hook everybody around here up with affordable boating insurance given all the unfortunate accidents.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 20, 2019 11:35 PM (tUOCc) 355
I even had a row boat accident
I was lucky to swim away Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:28 PM (QgPIL) My pontoon boat broke down in six feet of water with only nine beers left. It was nearly the end of us. Sure, we laugh about it now. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc) 356
This Indian accent thing blew my mind. Those two women were unintelligible
In high school I had an Indian chemistry teacher. Listening to her explain the concepts of molarity, molality, and normality should have been put in a "Who's on First" comedy skit. Posted by: Chuck C at March 20, 2019 11:36 PM (zCabI) 357
I worry now that grammie winger is fading away from us.Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 11:10 PM (WE5/U)
Sorry; Jumpy computer again. Her medical condition makes it hard for her to read. Keep praying for her; She is indeed missed here. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:33 PM (AllCR) ------------------------ It is concerning. Prayers that she is well and just absent for whatever good reason. Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 11:36 PM (ffYR/) 358
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (bziUS)
Unbelievable, I grew up in Ellensburg. Prayers for that thin blue and brown line. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 20, 2019 11:37 PM (lZOAI) 359
Sorry; Jumpy computer again. Her medical condition makes it hard for her to read. Keep praying for her; She is indeed missed here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Oh, I missed that. What's up? I know she got pirated in one eye, what's the latest? Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c) 360
That's only bad on the spread manure days, when they lot feed, and it's hot out. A few times a year, sucks for the Amish women that have to redo their wash.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc) --Heh, I'm not sure if you got the pun. Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (XAYDB) 361
But don't worry, he'll get a Sternly Worded Reprimand in his personnel file.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March Guys name was Tuttle. Posted by: CoCsuckers at March 20, 2019 11:33 PM (25Dt7) Well, if the wording is severely harsh, but doesn't affect his pension, I guess that's justice! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (f3oO4) 362
Cory Perry is being even more a pain in the ass than usual tonight.
Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:34 PM (XAYDB ------- Weird season for the Ducks. My daughter in law is a big Winterpeg fan, but I'm watching OTT/VAN for fantasy hockey purposes. Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (VGJum) 363
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2N
You were almost the Edmund Fitzgerald II Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (QgPIL) 364
I even had a row boat accident
I was lucky to swim away Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:28 PM (QgPIL) Note-they charge extra if you have an "accident" while "motorboating". Posted by: Miklos, in case you didn't know at March 20, 2019 11:40 PM (zCyNd) 365
354 You'd think Weird Dave would hook everybody around here up with affordable boating insurance given all the unfortunate accidents.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 20, 2019 11:35 PM (tUOCc) ------- Nobody's going to appraise my guns. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 11:41 PM (4knXT) Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB) 367
"For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more..."
-Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) Jiminy Hopscotching Christmas, that's scary. You can bet your ass that prayers are sent from this locale, Brother. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 11:42 PM (Ckg4U) 368
They're making a Conan sequel. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 20, 2019 11:42 PM (WE5/U) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:43 PM (QgPIL) 370
Weird season for the Ducks. My daughter in law is a big Winterpeg fan, but I'm watching OTT/VAN for fantasy hockey purposes.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (VGJum) --Heh, I hope you have Vancouver players! WPG-ANA is a battle of goaltending and penalty killing after 2 periods. Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:43 PM (XAYDB) 371
Cheese from black mold on your wall?
1) I do not have moldy walls because I work, save my money, buy a nice house, pay it off and live like a human being and not a starving, stinking, socialist, hippie artist who thinks the world owes him shit. 2) No. Fucking. Way. Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 20, 2019 11:43 PM (QMwOT) 372
Argh! I've been devolped! I want my volp back!
Posted by: MW at March 20, 2019 11:44 PM (hNTtn) 373
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:44 PM (AllCR) 374
What guns?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:43 PM (QgPIL) "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for shooting..." Posted by: Miklos, heard from USMC at March 20, 2019 11:44 PM (zCyNd) 375
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 11:37 PM (fuK7c)
sorry; Something to do with nerves not working properly as a result of medical condition she has. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 11:45 PM (AllCR) 376
367 "For you praying type Morons. My Mom has been missing all day and is still not home. She is 80 years old and lives in MN. A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more..."
-Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) Jiminy Hopscotching Christmas, that's scary. You can bet your ass that prayers are sent from this locale, Brother. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 11:42 PM (Ckg4U) YES! YES! YES! Keep us updated! Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 20, 2019 11:45 PM (QMwOT) 377
Grammie Winger is one of the 'Baseball 'Ettes' that I love so much.
I have not been around during the daytime, on a regular basis, in a long time. I would be poorer for her absence and I wish her only the best. ...she will be added to my Nightly Prayers, as well. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Ckg4U) 378
You were almost the Edmund Fitzgerald II
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (QgPIL) If he'd only made Whitefish Bay... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:46 PM (f3oO4) 379
Heh, I'm not sure if you got the pun.
Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (XAYDB) Obviously not, heh, I'm slow. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Rz2Nc) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:47 PM (PUmDY) 381
This is the sickest bunch of 29 year-olds I've ever seen. Has someone checked to see what's in the water?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2019 11:49 PM (4knXT) 382
96 Posted by: Winston a dreg
It was on the news all day...now we wait to see if he was illegal.Prayers up. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H) 29, evading from a road rage stop, armed, and practically non-existent on the internet. Yeah, probably one of Bronco's DACAns. RIP, my condolences to the family, a speedy recovery to the officer with the shattered femur, whose wife is expecting, and rot in hell to the piece of shit and likely the dems who more than likely gave aid and comfort to an illegal. Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 20, 2019 11:49 PM (t6MX/) 383
Hrothgar. https://youtu.be/UKJNBxDCMIs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:49 PM (QgPIL) 384
You were almost the Edmund Fitzgerald II
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:38 PM (QgPIL) Yes, if we could have made it a few feet more, into the shade, we could have avoided slight sunburn. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc) 385
Does anyone else love this song?
https://tinyurl.com/y69j86zf Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:47 PM (PUmDY) ¡No! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 11:50 PM (f3oO4) 386
>>@realDonaldTrump
>>"John Solomon: As Russia Collusion fades, Ukrainian plot to help Clinton emerges." **** "Thank you again, you are a real hero of America, and you are a real hero of Ukraine, thank you," said the President of Ukraine. https://bit.ly/2TkHCRZ oh Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 11:50 PM (/tuJf) 387
I just read an interesting piece at the Daily Mail on the Titanic. There's more about the coal fire. That was something that came out a few years ago. There was a smoldering coal fire in some of the bunkers. This was a common problem with the coal burners. Anyway, it was known, and documented from testimony. But the claim is that it contributed much more to the sinking than thought. They claim that the fire had heated some of the bunker walls red hot and they have warped and weakened. When it hit the iceberg, it allowed it to break the water tight seals on the bulkheads. And second they were going pretty fast, stoking the furnaces pretty fast to try to get rid of the smoldering coal as fast as they could. Thus they hit the iceberg at a much greater speed than otherwise. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 11:51 PM (f1Vqw) 388
Thanks for the ONT.
Something interesting: I have been playing The Division 2 and it has been mostly quite good. There have been some cultural quibbles: The paramilitary enemy faction immediately starts acting like a mafia and executing it's own for desertion (although I have less issue with that last than they probably intended.) The part that made me go 'Huh?' was a mini boss that pops up if you do a side quest chain. The mini boss is supposed to be a 'direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson' who starts kidnapping people and forcing them to work for him as 'slaves' (remember this is after an epidemic has wiped out something like 95% of the world population.) The Division guy tells you 'Go make sure he cannot continue his ancestor's legacy of slavery.' Now, I am not a big Thomas Jefferson fan, but really? THAT is all you are going to take away from the author of the Declaration of Independence? Come on now, children. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 20, 2019 11:52 PM (brgv3) 389
377 Grammie Winger is one of the 'Baseball 'Ettes' that I love so much.
I have not been around during the daytime, on a regular basis, in a long time. I would be poorer for her absence and I wish her only the best. ...she will be added to my Nightly Prayers, as well. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Ckg4U) --I hope she's making the most of it and less reading = more watching Spring Training. Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB) 390
Obviously not, heh, I'm slow.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 20, 2019 11:46 PM (Rz2Nc) --Say it aloud and you should get it. Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:55 PM (XAYDB) 391
Heh, I hope you have Vancouver players!
WPG-ANA is a battle of goaltending and penalty killing after 2 periods. Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:43 PM (XAYDB) ------- Horvat and Edler, it's going well I was in Tampa for the Bolts/Jets game while visiting my dad a couple weeks back - I don't know who has anything to top them. Tampa puts on a great show, lot of respect for the military. Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:55 PM (VGJum) 392
Saying prayers,Phil.
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 11:57 PM (QCc6B) 393
bebe!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 20, 2019 11:57 PM (c1nDO) 394
"--I hope she's making the most of it and less reading = more watching Spring Training."
-Posted by: logprof at March 20, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB) *Amen*, Brother. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 11:58 PM (Ckg4U) 395
The Countdown's On
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:58 PM (PUmDY) 396
Dogshow!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 20, 2019 11:59 PM (Ckg4U) 397
250- Little late
Publius- I learned all sorts of shit when I was a kid from a crazy indian mechanical engineer that worked for the county. He was overseeing a big road and bridge project by our house and he used to draw things in the dirt with a stick while squatting and teaching me My mom was like 'WTF are you doing out there?' Learning man... I was about 10 years old. Posted by: DBCooper at March 20, 2019 11:59 PM (bttOm) 398
Goodnight grey box friend. Lights flashing on neighbors silo, and sounds like a tractor running, our power is on, I should go see if I can help there. Weird.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 21, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc) 399
380 Does anyone else love this song?
https://tinyurl.com/y69j86zf Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:47 PM (PUmDY) --It's an earworm, to be sure. Plus, when I was a littl'un at the time that song came out I was already obsessed with space, especially the amazing things Voyager 2 was showing us about the outer planets. Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:01 AM (XAYDB) 400
Spring my ass!
Three feet of piled snow in the front yard, I'll have snow in July. I'm not happy. At least the ice is melted off the driveway. Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 12:02 AM (0OmEj) 401
Slap! How goes it my friend? Got tickets for Rockies opening day today Just hope it's warmer than the 25 degrees last year.......brrrrr. I should send you the pic of myself and Mr. WDS from 2018
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 12:04 AM (c1nDO) 402
Fun history fact....Muhammed owned a slave himself.
Supposedly he offered his slave freedom if he wanted it but the slave refused. Probably 100% honest right? Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2019 12:04 AM (cRkMZ) 403
Slap......are you feeling better tonight?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 21, 2019 12:05 AM (c1nDO) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 21, 2019 12:05 AM (UFLLM) 405
404
Jeepers, what an ONT! Well Done, Sir! Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 21, 2019 12:05 AM (UFLLM) ------- Suck up Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 12:05 AM (4knXT) 406
I was in Tampa for the Bolts/Jets game while visiting my dad a couple weeks back - I don't know who has anything to top them. Tampa puts on a great show, lot of respect for the military.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2019 11:55 PM (VGJum) --Lightning are scary good. I can't believe the Jets were able to steal a win from them. Oh, and Jets GOOOOOAAAAAALLL! Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:06 AM (XAYDB) 407
Prayers sent.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 12:08 AM (0OmEj) 408
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 20, 2019 11:49 PM (QgPIL)
I love this song http://tinyurl.com/y9rxcduc but this one makes me weep http://tinyurl.com/y9rxcduc Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:08 AM (f3oO4) 409
>>>380 Does anyone else love this song?
https://tinyurl.com/y69j86zf Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 20, 2019 11:47 PM (PUmDY) Google that and you will go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Posted by: Max Power at March 21, 2019 12:08 AM (QCc6B) 410
1. I never heard of Dick Dale. At least not that I know of. 2. Someone here mentioned Dick Dale in the 'ments yesterday or the day before. Or maybe it was today. Senile. 3. Now I'm getting Dick Dale vids in my Youtube recommends. Google is reading every single word we type and read here. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 12:09 AM (WE5/U) 411
Google is reading every single word we type and read here. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 12:09 AM (WE5/U) ------- I recommend you immediately purchase an Alexa. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 12:10 AM (4knXT) 412
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 11:51 PM (f1Vqw)
link? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:10 AM (f3oO4) Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:10 AM (XAYDB) 414
"Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" has both haunting and corny, groan inducing lyrics. You've got stuff like "Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gummee" and "'Twas the witch of November come stealin'". But then, "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya'" Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 12:11 AM (f1Vqw) 415
When John McCain ran for president of the United States in 2008 his campaign manager was Rick Davis.
Davis was also a DC lobbyist at the time. The name of the firm he worked for was Davis Manafort, named for the two principles who founded the lobbying firm. Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 12:12 AM (/tuJf) 416
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 12:11 AM (f1Vqw)
Yes, but see 408 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:12 AM (f3oO4) 417
I am quite a bit better tonight, Dogshow. I'm not spewing things from things and cleaning things...
...without getting into too much disgusting detail. ...you get it. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 12:12 AM (Ckg4U) 418
Titanic article:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6831259 The new claim is they turned hard right, per naval rules to avoid collision, but the ice berg's mass was to the right. They then turned back to port, but it was too late. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 12:13 AM (f1Vqw) 419
Is Mikey NTH still about?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:13 AM (vTit6) 420
Google is reading every single word we type and read here.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 12:09 AM (WE5/U) --------- True, but it isn't tracking me. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:13 AM (xSo9G) 421
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 12:13 AM (PUmDY) 422
Did Ace or we talk about this Sara Carter scoop about a Deep Stater in collusion with Christopher Steele who was found out by President Trump? Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 12:14 AM (WE5/U) 423
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 12:13 AM (f1Vqw)
Thanks Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:15 AM (f3oO4) 424
A new Bar Rescue is on. And all is right with the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT) 425
Put "Titanic coal fire" in bingle and you'll find several articles. There's a picture they found of the thing in Belfast with what appears to be a burned mark on the hull, burned paint from the heat of the fire. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 12:19 AM (f1Vqw) 426
Hmm, Jets are currently fifth highest bet to win the Stanley Cup, with 1/11 odds.
I'm not a betting man, but hmmmm. Nah, that would guarantee jinxing them. Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:19 AM (XAYDB) 427
"A new Bar Rescue is on. And all is right with the world."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT) I hate the "cuts" on that show, where they "show the Concerned" out of sequence, so as to tell me that I'm an asshole that doesn't understand the "mood". ...and yet I still watch it. ...shame on Me. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 12:19 AM (Ckg4U) 428
I came here VERY late - 9:00 PDT - but started reading the comments. Got to all the comments about pedal pushers. You are ALL confused. How do I know?I was a young woman when they were popular. They were calf length pants made for bike riding. Capris were form-fitting to the ankle pants for special "date" wear.
Posted by: Grannymimi at March 21, 2019 12:20 AM (u5LFV) 429
424 A new Bar Rescue is on. And all is right with the world.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 12:17 AM (4knXT) --Is it the one where Taffer makes the (male) owner cry? That was awesome. I still haven't seen the season finale of Ramsey's show yet. *That's* what I'll watch this weekend. Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:22 AM (XAYDB) 430
every night here, daily mail gossip shit. limey talkin fucks. talk retarded and their shit is fucked up. note to self, never go on a shakedown cruise on anything built in the british isles. could fuck up trying to float a bar of soap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU) 431
During the years building up to the 2008 election, the biggest client of Davis Manafort was a Russian oligarch with extremely close ties to Vladimir Putin, Oleg Deripaska.
Manafort hoped to use his connection with Davis to be put in charge of the Republican National Convention. McCain refused to chose Manafort because he hated Russia and supported Ukraine. Oleg Deripaska was Christopher Steele's employer. @realDonaldTrump "John Solomon: As Russia Collusion fades, Ukrainian plot to help Clinton emerges." Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 12:23 AM (/tuJf) 432
Things that are no longer prosecuted as crimes in SF (CA, actually):Buying/selling/smoking pot.Possession of any other drugs, unless a large quantity.Breaking into cars.Shoplifting.Shitting on the sidewalk.Vandalism.Things that WILL get you into hot water with the authorities:Vaping.Handing out plastic straws.Any questions?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 12:27 AM (Z4rgH) 433
Geeze. Just went and re-watched the iceberg scene in 'Titanic'. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.
I've been in the N. Atlantic with rough seas/winds. I've said here several times that singing 'Eternal Father Strong To Save' is a different experience when you are at sea. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G) 434
430 every night here, daily mail gossip shit. limey talkin fucks. talk retarded and their shit is fucked up. note to self, never go on a shakedown cruise on anything built in the british isles. could fuck up trying to float a bar of soap.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU) Also watch out for Halifax during WWI. Some loose shit going on there. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:28 AM (brgv3) 435
Halifax during the Great War had a very shattering experience.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:30 AM (vTit6) 436
4knXT)
--Is it the one where Taffer makes the (male) owner cry? That was awesome. ------ He's sensitive, h8er. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 21, 2019 12:32 AM (4knXT) 437
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)
If you remove all of the romance/class horseshit in Titanic (but leave the boobs) there is actually a good movie in there. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:33 AM (brgv3) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:33 AM (vTit6) 439
Prayers sent, Phil. Had to buy a GPS tracker for my mom. Hated to do it.
Posted by: DBCooper at March 21, 2019 12:33 AM (bttOm) 440
Halifax during the Great War had a very shattering experience.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:30 AM (vTit6) As did Joisey City during The War To End All Wars (Black Tom). Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 12:34 AM (Y8PSl) 441
I heard that the sub sandwiches on the Lusitania were to die for.
Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:34 AM (XAYDB) 442
Halifax during the Great War had a very shattering experience.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:30 AM (vTit6) As did Joisey City during The War To End All Wars (Black Tom). Posted by: RickZ --------- Port Chicago, California. But yeah, Halifax was beyond imagination. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz) 443
A 1 hour errand run has turned into a 12 hour disappearance. The police are now involved. Please pray for her safety and my families piece of mind. I will update when I know more...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 10:53 PM (flINI) I will keep her in my thoughts. Are they doing a Silver Alert for her? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 12:36 AM (nPGq2) 444
Fun history fact....Muhammed owned a slave himself.
Supposedly he offered his slave freedom if he wanted it but the slave refused. Probably 100% honest right? Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2019 12:04 AM (cRkMZ) A slave? He owned bunches. Bunches of sex slaves. One of them was a muslim that they tell a story about that makes mohammed sound all noble. But in reality they took women in all the wars they fought and he raped them. Because muslim. Posted by: I like cookies at March 21, 2019 12:37 AM (xxAFD) 445
Hmm, Jets are currently fifth highest bet to win the Stanley Cup, with 1/11 odds.
I'm not a betting man, but hmmmm. Nah, that would guarantee jinxing them. Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:19 AM (XAYDB) ------------------------------- If they only had Joe Namath it would be a lock. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 12:37 AM (n13/j) 446
This is for Mikey NTH and his horrible experience with decals shattering.
Techmod Decals has a 1/48 scale sheet for six different TBD-1 Devastators - #48810. One is of Bu No 0300 assigned to USS Lexington in 1938 as 2-T-1 with red bands on cowl and fuselage with lemon yellow tail. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:39 AM (vTit6) 447
Nothing's going to touch you for a thousand years.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 12:39 AM (PUmDY) 448
If they only had Joe Namath it would be a lock.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 12:37 AM (n13/j) --Heh, not many know this, but the New York Jets were the original namesake of the Winnipeg Jets. Owner was a fan. Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:39 AM (XAYDB) 449
My wife's Father got lost driving and ended up in Colorado Springs, He claimed too the local police to have kids (grandkids) under a tarp in the back of his truck. Thankfully the police realized he did not in fact have bodies under a tarp saw he had Alzheimer s and found were he belonged.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 12:40 AM (0OmEj) 450
So I wonder if Johnny Horton ever heard the Who?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 11:06 PM (V2Yro) No, he died before the Who was All That. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 12:40 AM (nPGq2) 451
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:33 AM (brgv3)
Not enough engine room scenes or detail! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:41 AM (f3oO4) 452
Port Chicago, California. But yeah, Halifax was beyond imagination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz) Port Chicago was WWII. Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 12:41 AM (Y8PSl) 453
Don't forget the West Loch explosion at Pearl Harbor. Ammo being loaded and being lax. Deadly combination.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:42 AM (vTit6) 454
Port Chicago, California. But yeah, Halifax was beyond imagination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz) 2.9 kt blast according to wiki. Hell of a thing for 9:00am. And you thought your morning was bad?* *Too soon? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:42 AM (brgv3) 455
If the earthquake couldn't get you out of bed, the explosion might.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:43 AM (vTit6) 456
451 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:33 AM (brgv3)
Not enough engine room scenes or detail! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:41 AM (f3oO4) This. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:43 AM (brgv3) 457
Now THAT'S a real flamethrower. Not an Elon Musk glorified bic lighter.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 21, 2019 12:43 AM (LMcFk) 458
Need engine room details, watch the black+white A Night to Remember. And also remember some of those interior shots were lifted from the Nazi WWII propaganda film about the sinking of RMS Titanic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:45 AM (vTit6) Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:45 AM (XAYDB) 460
Port Chicago, California. But yeah, Halifax was beyond imagination.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz) Port Chicago was WWII. Posted by: RickZ ------- I'm an Equal Opportunity Explosion kind of guy. What are you, some kind of h8ter temporalist? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:46 AM (CDGwz) 461
Night logprof.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:46 AM (brgv3) 462
Deputy Johnson was a 15 year veteran. Officer Chavez was only hired in December. I'll ask prayers for them and their families. Thank you all, friends in grey boxes.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (bziUS) Prayers up for these 2 men and their families. Posted by: sinalco at March 21, 2019 12:48 AM (yODqO) 463
If they only had Joe Namath it would be a lock. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 12:37 AM (n13/j) --Heh, not many know this, but the New York Jets were the original namesake of the Winnipeg Jets. Owner was a fan. Posted by: logprof at March 21, 2019 12:39 AM (XAYDB) They have a cool logo. I think I stopped learning the names of pro sports teams around the time of the Panthers and Jaguars. When I saw the Golden Knights vs the Jets I thought it was a military air show or something. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 12:48 AM (n13/j) 464
The death tolls for West Loch and Port Chicago pale in comparison to Halifax- probably because they happened in slightly more favorable areas than right next to neighborhoods.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 12:49 AM (brgv3) 465
How did you never hear of Dick Dale?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 12:49 AM (PUmDY) 466
A bit wound up tonight. Prayers for Phil's mother and everyone else with crises, trials and difficulties.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 12:51 AM (NWiLs) 467
466. Same, prayers sent.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 12:52 AM (n13/j) 468
Night all. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 12:53 AM (ffYR/) 469
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G)
My Uncle Bill was in the Merchants on the Murmansk run and my Dad was USNR in the PAC during WW II. They both appreciated "Eternal Father". Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:53 AM (f3oO4) 470
The new claim is they turned hard right, per naval rules to avoid collision, but the ice berg's mass was to the right. They then turned back to port, but it was too late.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 12:13 AM (f1Vqw) Turning hard right (to starboard) to avoid collision, only makes sense if the impending collision is with another vessel under way, with the helmsman also trained to turn hard to starboard in such circumstances. Icebergs are under way; they drift with the current, and cannot take evasive action if they even wanted to. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 12:55 AM (nPGq2) 471
Oyasumi
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2019 12:56 AM (vTit6) 472
G'Night, Calm Mentor.
I need to get to bed, myself. -Fell asleep in the chair, so it is time to nod-off. G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static* Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 12:57 AM (Ckg4U) 473
Yes, Hrothgar out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 21, 2019 12:58 AM (f3oO4) 474
ever heard of the Venturas?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 12:59 AM (PUmDY) 475
Icebergs are under way; they drift with the current, and cannot take evasive action if they even wanted to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 12:55 AM (nPGq2) Never forget the all-powerful Jooz. Ice....berg? Posted by: Miklos, asking the Rebbi for nice weather at March 21, 2019 01:00 AM (zCyNd) 476
My Uncle Bill was in the Merchants on the Murmansk run and my Dad was USNR in the PAC during WW II. They both appreciated "Eternal Father". Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ---- I'll bet they did. Stalin whined that we weren't doing enough. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 01:02 AM (xSo9G) 477
I'm an Equal Opportunity Explosion kind of guy. What are you, some kind of h8ter temporalist?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 12:46 AM (CDGwz) Sorry, temporally misplaced my Tardis. Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 01:05 AM (Y8PSl) 478
Never forget the all-powerful Jooz. Ice....berg?
Posted by: Miklos, asking the Rebbi for nice weather at March 21, 2019 01:00 AM (zCyNd) *groan* Weak tea. The Jews would never be so obvious. j/k, obviously. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:05 AM (brgv3) 479
Stalin whined that we weren't doing enough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 01:02 AM (xSo9G) So ships with cargoes for the Russians, by way of Iran, did they go through the Med and the Suez Canal, or round the Cape of Good Hope? Or either, as the U-boat situation changed? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:06 AM (nPGq2) 480
478 Never forget the all-powerful Jooz. Ice....berg?
Posted by: Miklos, asking the Rebbi for nice weather at March 21, 2019 01:00 AM (zCyNd) *groan* Weak tea. The Jews would never be so obvious. j/k, obviously. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:05 AM (brgv3) They'd have used the weather machine to create a Joonami. Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 01:06 AM (NWiLs) 481
AOP - Last night there was some mention of hot-rodded Larks. No one mentioned the Studillac. Have you ever seen one? I have no idea how many were made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 01:07 AM (CDGwz) 482
Night Calm Mentor and Slapweasel, I'm headed to bed myself. Phil, I hope you get some good news tonight, I will say another prayer. Also praying for the two officers that Winston mentioned earlier. Insom, I know how you feel about returning home to bleakness, get working on changing that situation ASAP!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 21, 2019 01:07 AM (f8dwL) 483
There was a... made for Showtime movie from the early 90's about time travelers from the future who visit the site of disasters as tourists. They show up in a small town and the main character (some dude from the present day) falls for one of the woman tourists.
It was poorly made, iirc, but an interesting concept as kind of an implied future dystopia go. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:08 AM (brgv3) 484
One of the disasters mentioned was Halifax, Mt St Helens was another.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:09 AM (brgv3) 485
They'd have used the weather machine to create a Joonami.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 01:06 AM (NWiLs) Wow. Are you competing with Miklos? He will probably outlast you. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:11 AM (brgv3) 486
Pipeline is a really great Ventures song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 01:11 AM (PUmDY) 487
Wow. Are you competing with Miklos? He will probably outlast you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:11 AM (brgv3) I was at the likker store today. Got coffee too. Posted by: Miklos, carbo-laoding for the ONT half marathon at March 21, 2019 01:13 AM (zCyNd) 488
AOP - Last night there was some mention of hot-rodded Larks. No one mentioned the Studillac. Have you ever seen one? I have no idea how many were made.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 01:07 AM (CDGwz) I think there were a few hundred Bill Frick Studillacs made. I don't know if good records were kept. I might have seen one, but don't know if it was a Frick car. Pretty easy to make a clone, and a pretty easy engine swap to do, given that the Caddy engine of the day was dimensionally almost identical to Studebaker's V8. I think there is an SDC member in Georgia or the Carolinas with an actual Frick Studillac. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:14 AM (nPGq2) 489
Wow. Are you competing with Miklos? He will probably outlast you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:11 AM (brgv3) I don't doubt it. Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 01:15 AM (NWiLs) 490
Pipeline is a really great Ventures song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 01:11 AM (PUmDY) The first time I saw/heard the Ventures, I was shocked. THEY'RE CANADIAN! I mean with the whole take off, hoser kinda deal. Posted by: Miklos, who was highly surprised at March 21, 2019 01:15 AM (zCyNd) 491
Pipeline is a really great Ventures song
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie ------ I have the 45 rpm record. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2019 01:17 AM (xSo9G) 492
I have a Ventures song stuck in my head now, have no idea what the name is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:18 AM (brgv3) 493
There was a... made for Showtime movie from the early 90's about time travelers from the future who visit the site of disasters as tourists. They show up in a small town and the main character (some dude from the present day) falls for one of the woman tourists.
It was poorly made, iirc, but an interesting concept as kind of an implied future dystopia go. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:08 AM (brgv3) Earlier that that, Irwin Allen's 'The Time Tunnel'. An interesting tidbit from the always accurate Wiki: "The show ran for one season of 30 episodes." 30 episodes in one season? Our modern small screen actors and actresses are slackers in comparison. Posted by: Zombie Irwin Allen at March 21, 2019 01:18 AM (Y8PSl) 494
OOPS!
Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 01:19 AM (Y8PSl) 495
30 episodes in one season? Our modern small screen actors and actresses are slackers in comparison.
Posted by: Zombie Irwin Allen at March 21, 2019 01:18 AM (Y8PSl) I started working my way through the Twilight Zone a few weeks ago (stalled out.) There are a ton of episodes per season there. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:20 AM (brgv3) 496
I was at the likker store today. Got coffee too.
Posted by: Miklos, carbo-laoding for the ONT half marathon at March 21, 2019 01:13 AM (zCyNd) Every day's Irish Coffee Day! Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 01:21 AM (Y8PSl) 497
Wow. Are you competing with Miklos? He will probably outlast you.
This is not competition, comrade. We who comment in the Ace mine at night labor as one, aspiring only to Meet the Quota and receive our Valu-Rite ration books. Posted by: Miklos, almost like Lee Dorsey, but Devo's OK too at March 21, 2019 01:21 AM (zCyNd) 498
Found it. 'Timescape' from 1992. Jeff Daniels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:24 AM (brgv3) 499
The Studebaker club had a member who was keeping a registry of every known Studillac. This is a popular and honored pursuit among the odder products, like, for instance, the Packard Hawk. AFAIK his records are gone: he was a college prof, and on the day he retired he walked out of the ivied walls and keeled over dead.
Usually that club's magazine is a real gold standard of historical accuracy. They did have one slip-up, though. They ran a detailed and admiring article on the work of the late Bill Frick. The next month, there was a good-natured letter to the editor, fromBill Frick. Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2019 01:25 AM (8ZmvG) 500
The first time I saw/heard the Ventures, I was shocked. THEY'RE CANADIAN!
I mean with the whole take off, hoser kinda deal. Posted by: Miklos, who was highly surprised at March 21, 2019 01:15 AM (zCyNd) I think they were a Seattle band. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:26 AM (nPGq2) 501
I started working my way through the Twilight Zone a few weeks ago (stalled out.) There are a ton of episodes per season there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:20 AM (brgv3) I'm not sure which station/channel does it, but starting sometime New Year's Eve through New Year's night, it shows a Twilight Zone Marathon. They've been doing it for years, too. No matter how many times I watch, I always catch a new show to me. Yep, there are a ton of episodes of The Twilight Zone. Posted by: RickZ at March 21, 2019 01:26 AM (Y8PSl) 502
Watching The Secretary. That 50 Shades bitch shamelessly Jonah Goldberged that shit.
Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 01:27 AM (tRLIC) 503
I think they were a Seattle band.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:26 AM (nPGq2) In person, they talk like Bob and Doug McKenzie. As an instrumental band, I had never heard their voices until the first live show. Big surprise. Posted by: Miklos, who would take off, but not pants day anyhoo, eh? at March 21, 2019 01:28 AM (zCyNd) 504
I did not know the Ventures were big in Japan. Like Hasselhoff in Germany big.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:30 AM (brgv3) 505
OK-Cool newly discovered Ventures Fun Fact-
Needing a permanent drummer for the group after George T. Babbitt, Jr. dropped out because he was not old enough to play night clubs and bars, they hired Howie Johnson and, in the midst of a fast-paced touring schedule, recorded an album to capitalize on the success of the single. (Babbitt went on to become a 4-star general in the USAF and on March 1, 1998, he played live in uniform on drums with the band.)[ Posted by: Miklos, OK Seattle, but that's not American at March 21, 2019 01:32 AM (zCyNd) 506
...Needing a permanent drummer for the group after George T. Babbitt, Jr. dropped out because he was not old enough to play night clubs and bars, they hired Howie Johnson and, in the midst of a fast-paced touring schedule, recorded an album to capitalize on the success of the single. (Babbitt went on to become a 4-star general in the USAF and on March 1, 1998, he played live in uniform on drums with the band.)[
Posted by: Miklos, OK Seattle, but that's not American at March 21, 2019 01:32 AM (zCyNd) General Babbit. Long version. http://tinyurl.com/y4v7tdo5 *salutes Miklos* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 01:37 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 01:42 AM (Dh1wo) Posted by: Miklos, almost Sleepwalking at March 21, 2019 01:44 AM (zCyNd) 509
General Babbit. Long version.
http://tinyurl.com/y4v7tdo5 *salutes Miklos* Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 01:37 AM (QzJWU) Now that was pretty cool. And General Babbitt still has his chops. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:48 AM (nPGq2) 510
long night at another public meeting...
then i made the rookie mistake of reading up thread to see what i missed. Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2019 01:51 AM (rf8q9) Posted by: Miklos, a man of fixed preferences at March 21, 2019 01:52 AM (zCyNd) 512
How did you never hear of Dick Dale?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 12:49 AM (PUmDY) -_- raised by barbarians? Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2019 01:53 AM (rf8q9) 513
Cow rabies outbreak fear in Texas...
https://twitter.com/HidHealth/status/ 1108548790259073024 Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 01:42 AM (Dh1wo) Stacy Abrams hardest hit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:54 AM (nPGq2) 514
How did you never hear of Dick Dale?
My dad's first job was in the Returns Department of the Acme Guitar Pick Company. They had a special Dick Dale pick replacement guy. Posted by: Miklos, honest question gets honest answer at March 21, 2019 01:56 AM (zCyNd) 515
Stacy Abrams hardest hit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 01:54 AM (nPGq2) Bovine Enstaceyitis? Posted by: Miklos, who seems to have survived British Beef at March 21, 2019 01:58 AM (zCyNd) 516
as harbor explosions go, Texas City was pretty deadly too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2019 01:59 AM (rf8q9) 517
I did not know the Ventures were big in Japan. Like Hasselhoff in Germany big.
Yeah, verily. They tour there every other year or so. Sons replacing fathers as the band aged... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 21, 2019 02:00 AM (LPnfS) 518
I thought harbor explosions were generally reserved for the chess thread.
I might be wrong. Yep-I am wrong. Things that blowed up real good are for the movie thread. Posted by: Miklos, faking it all the way at March 21, 2019 02:02 AM (zCyNd) 519
Is that Beta losing his board into the San Antoine River.
Posted by: Bowser at March 21, 2019 02:03 AM (MwFQu) 520
The Wailers were fabulous
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:03 AM (PUmDY) 521
They tour there every other year or so. Sons replacing fathers as the band aged...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 21, 2019 02:00 AM (LPnfS) For such is the way of their people. Posted by: Miklos, Golden Bough would be a good name for something at March 21, 2019 02:04 AM (zCyNd) 522
...as harbor explosions go, Texas City was pretty deadly too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster Posted by: redc1c4 at March 21, 2019 01:59 AM (rf8q9) The Texas City Museum has an epic display, replete with hundreds of photographs, and artifacts. It was far worse than the mere statistics can portray. I've met survivors of the event. That kind of history, told by those that lived it, carry a kind of force that no mere textbook or photograph can convey. Every time I drive across the Galveston Causeway, I look out over the water at Texas City, and the ships moored at the exact same docks. And realize in a glimpse, that if one of those ships goes up, from that same Causeway I go off. Kinda brings it home a bit, that. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 02:06 AM (QzJWU) 523
The Wailers were fabulous
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:03 AM (PUmDY) Easter at Bunny Wailer's house must be interesting. Posted by: MiklosEDT-AM at March 21, 2019 02:07 AM (zCyNd) 524
I did not know the Ventures were big in Japan. Like Hasselhoff in Germany big.
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=Yb_PKUIzV8E Black Sand Beach by Yuzo Kayama is the backwards chord progression of the Ventures' Walk Don't Run. Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 21, 2019 02:11 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:13 AM (PUmDY) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:24 AM (PUmDY) Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2019 02:26 AM (QzJWU) 528
Get your yo yo cracks me up.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:33 AM (PUmDY) 529
Dammit. Too much stuff on my mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:36 AM (NWiLs) 530
I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:41 AM (PUmDY) Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 02:48 AM (xIBU4) 532
I did not know the Ventures were big in Japan.
Big In Japan was Alphaville. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKQFTH5w5I Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 21, 2019 02:50 AM (YJn4J) 533
Is it any wonder I'm null and void is funny.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 02:55 AM (PUmDY) 534
>>Any update from Phil about his mom?
Posted by: four seasons That is a scary situation. I pray she's been found safe Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 02:56 AM (lgwX/) Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 02:59 AM (xIBU4) Posted by: otho at March 21, 2019 03:01 AM (LkFnL) 537
Same here.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 03:02 AM (lgwX/) 538
Say what you will about the frogs... but they make killer liquor. Posted by: otho at March 21, 2019 03:04 AM (LkFnL) Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 03:06 AM (GrCeo) 540
Liquor can kill you, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 03:06 AM I'm counting on it. Better than diying of piles. (Great Santini reference.) Posted by: otho at March 21, 2019 03:08 AM (LkFnL) 541
And bulldogs.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 03:09 AM (PUmDY) 542
Gorgeous sunrise followed by an amazing full moon.
Posted by: Summer of Love at March 21, 2019 03:09 AM (FJrl0) 543
True, lol.
Hubby and I are leaving in a few hours , driving from Wyoming to South Carolina. He is a grad of The Citadel. Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 03:12 AM (GrCeo) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 03:13 AM (PUmDY) 545
Otho, huge SG fan...
https://tinyurl.com/yxoqqlvh Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 03:13 AM Fantastic! Posted by: otho at March 21, 2019 03:18 AM (LkFnL) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 03:20 AM (PUmDY) 547
Well google can first blow me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2019 03:20 AM (QgPIL) 548
Thanks for the ONT, MisHum
1st pick is so appropriate! Rain yesterday took care of most of the snow here. Thank the Lord! Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 03:23 AM (lgwX/) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 03:28 AM (PUmDY) Posted by: otho at March 21, 2019 03:31 AM (LkFnL) 551
four seasons - God speed to you.
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 03:57 AM (BbGew) 552
I wish there were a conservative alternative to Youtube. Yeah I know, there should be conservative alternatives to all the big net platforms. But there are alternative search engines, browsers, and even web mail. There should be a Youtube alternative that draws content. I know there is some French option but it is not the same thing.
Youtube pushes leftist videos relentlessly. I don't think there would even be an SNL if Youtube did not put them at the top of trending videos every freaking Sunday. And they will not stop putting this John Oliver video at the top of trending. I finally watched it after what seems like a week and I did learn something. John Oliver is hot garbage. If this is what people find interesting and worthy, God help us. One more thing I noticed from Youtube. If you search "Medal of Honor" and late night shows, the interviews seem to end around 3 years ago. I can't believe the late night hosts are so petty and so partisan that they wont interview MOH recipients from the present administration. That is some really weird stuff.* * Fallon, who seems to be the most normal of the group, did honor four recipients last year and at least one received the medal during the Trump admin. But I have not seen a single recipient interviewed like they were during the Obama admin. It is not a big deal in some ways, but it is a big deal in others. I mean, what the crap! I could have missed the interviews but sure can't find them. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:58 AM (n13/j) Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 04:00 AM (N29xV) 554
Fell asleep for a few hours, but I'm up for awhile, I guess, now.
Brother came over to cook yesterday and he's freaking brilliant in the kitchen. Pork loin, homemade applesauce, smashed new potatoes, -compared to the elderly potatoes- and snap peas. He also made an apple crisp-type-thing that involved vanilla ice cream and a hot Cup-O-Joe. Man... I love when he is here! We've never been closer as siblings and that's Quite the Blessing. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:02 AM (Ckg4U) 555
Back. Messing with my Chinese Mystery Pistol. It looks as though I made the firing pin too short. It dimples the primer, but did not set it off. I was using a cartridge from which I removed the bullet, and dumped out the powder, so no danger of a nasty accident.
But I did get the extractor to work, so there's that. The firing pin I made is a short length of drill rod, silver-brazed into the end of the striker. I was aiming for about .050" of protrusion past the face of the breechblock, and I came up a little short. No biggie. I can heat the striker, remove the short piece, and braze in a longer one easily enough. But not tonight. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:03 AM (nPGq2) Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 04:04 AM (N29xV) Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:08 AM (lgwX/) 558
Fallon, who seems to be the most normal of the group, did honor four recipients last year and at least one received the medal during the Trump admin. But I have not seen a single recipient interviewed like they were during the Obama admin. It is not a big deal in some ways, but it is a big deal in others. I mean, what the crap!
I could have missed the interviews but sure can't find them. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:58 AM (n13/j) There is Hooktube. Bills itself as "a lightweight youtube". You don't get the comments, and you don't get the ads. https://hooktube.com You can take any youtube link, paste it into the address bar of a new browser window, backspace out the "y-o-u" and type "h-o-o-k" in its place, and get there via hooktube. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:09 AM (nPGq2) 559
Man... I love when he is here! We've never been closer as siblings and that's Quite the Blessing.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:02 AM (Ckg4U) Quite excellent. Seems like am improvement on situations I vaguely remember your accounts of from some months ago. Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at March 21, 2019 04:09 AM (zCyNd) 560
All the major players on the internet are run buy Leftists.
Supposed to be rain all day here, at least it's well above freezing. Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 04:14 AM (BbGew) Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 04:16 AM (PUmDY) 562
"Quite excellent. Seems like am improvement on situations I vaguely remember your accounts of from some months ago."
-Posted by: Miklos, from East of the Rockies at March 21, 2019 04:09 AM (zCyNd) It has only gotten better. I know he has a Full Schedule, being a Manager of a Hotel. --They run his ass ragged. When he can't show-up, I've already planned ahead and have meals, snacks, dinners, etc. done for three days in advance. "That sounds so delicious!" -Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 04:04 AM (N29xV) My Brother is a Freaking Wizard in the kitchen. I know I'm "good", but he puts me to shame! Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:17 AM (Ckg4U) 563
If anyone has a way to get a dementia patient to follow doctor's orders and eat more salad, let me know.
I've made marinated, spiced chicken breasts and he just eats all of my rolls with those. I've made hard-boiled eggs, and he just eats them with salt and farts like there's No Tomorrow. I've lectured, cajoled, written signs, you name it... He will Not Eat Green Salad With Ham. He will Not Eat Then, Sam I Am. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:24 AM (Ckg4U) 564
I was going to suggest hard primers but if you are at the level of building your own firing pin, I guess that would have been checked.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:25 AM (n13/j) 565
"Look, salad for lunch today" ! Only choice?
Cut some grilled chicken or slice hard boiled eggs on it? Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:29 AM (lgwX/) Posted by: four seasons at March 21, 2019 04:30 AM (N29xV) 567
Spinach salad with hot bacon dressing?
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:31 AM (lgwX/) 568
If anyone has a way to get a dementia patient to follow doctor's orders and eat more salad, let me know.
Quite seriously, have you tried making a big salad and informing the individual NOT to eat any? It's counter-stubborn inverse retro-version. From someone whose family has stubborn like the Einsteins had IQ. Posted by: Miklos, knowing of which you speak at March 21, 2019 04:31 AM (zCyNd) 569
Heck... Dad can only remember One Thing At-A-Time.
He either leaves the light on in the bathroom, making me think it is occupied, closes the door, or turns off the light and fan, letting his *waft* circulate. It is a Silly place, in which I live. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:32 AM (Ckg4U) 570
I've lectured, cajoled, written signs, you name it...
lecturing rarely works. It depends of course on the stage of the disease but there is pretty much nothing sadder than watching people argue or even try to reason with a dementia patient at a certain point. And this is what you see all the time. It is human nature, it is how we are taught to interact. I am not going to give any medical advice but from my experience people are going to eat what they want to eat and when they are hungry. I recall hearing that dementia patients take a lot more time to eat so you have to account for that as well. I know one patient that would chew his pills like candy. It did not matter that some of those were designed to dissolve over time. My point is there are just some things you can't control. There have to be other ways to give them vitamins, roughage, or whatever the doctor thinks is necessary. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:34 AM (n13/j) 571
>>have you tried making a big salad and informing the individual NOT to eat any?
It's counter-stubborn inverse retro-version. From someone whose family has stubborn like the Einsteins had IQ. That might-could just work! Haha! My mom is unbelievably stubborn. Or just really deaf. Or both. And she gets MAD and pouts when she doesn't get 'her' way. Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:37 AM (lgwX/) 572
"Quite seriously, have you tried making a big salad and informing the individual NOT to eat any?
It's counter-stubborn inverse retro-version. From someone whose family has stubborn like the Einsteins had IQ." -Posted by: Miklos, knowing of which you speak at March 21, 2019 04:31 AM (zCyNd) That is freaking hilarious! I'm not sure how productive the results would be, but he eats things labeled with my name... ...hmmm. I even put radishes in the salad because he loves them. I'm okay with them but it isn't my preference. I have the sliced chicken breasts and halved hard-boiled eggs as protein because Dad needs that. He'd rather eat the chicken breasts on MY rolls, labeled accordingly, but he Blows Through Stop-Signs in the 'fridge all the time. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:38 AM (Ckg4U) 573
one other idea is turn off the tv and keep distractions to a minimum. If they are hungry, they are going to eat what you give them. I am not saying only give them salads but you can be creative I think.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:39 AM (n13/j) 574
-Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:34 AM (n13/j)
I'm starting to Get That, Quint. Dad is just a WoodChipper and I can't stop him. I can only hope to contain him... heh. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:40 AM (Ckg4U) 575
Ive learned from trial and error that using the phrase (kindly) 'this is what we are going to do now/today' works much better than asking her choice. Similar to how you handle a young child before they can reason things out. It really does depend, though on her level of craziness for that moment.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:43 AM (lgwX/) 576
"one other idea is turn off the tv and keep distractions to a minimum. If they are hungry, they are going to eat what you give them. I am not saying only give them salads but you can be creative I think."
-Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:39 AM (n13/j) I agree, whole-heartedly. He sleeps most of the day, monopolizes my Big-Screen HDTV and snacks continuously. Since he can no longer drive, I've been able to keep the Ho-Ho's, Little Debbies and Potato Chips to a minimum. ...so he has taken to eating my Clearly-Labeled, Low-Sodium food. I'm actually laughing right now because if I didn't, I'd be insane. I no longer chide him for that because he feels bad, but he doesn't remember what I had told him. He's "Five". It took me awhile to catch-on, but now I Get It. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:45 AM (Ckg4U) 577
When I am at Mama Miklos, I ask what she wants to eat. Usually she says nothing, or maybe two french fries or whatever. So I get my own dinner underway.
She usually leaves me about half, sometimes less. Posted by: Miklos, living and learning at March 21, 2019 04:48 AM (zCyNd) 578
Every situation is different, some are worse than others, and it is nobody's fault. You play the hand you are dealt. What worked for me was giving them the calmest, happiest, and most active situation possible. What I mean by active is physical exercise and mental stimulation when appropriate. Sitting around does little good for anyone.
If the patient got fixated on something that was not reality, it is best not to argue, but to find a way to get their mind off that. In other words, to change the subject. Just some pieces of advice from personal experience. I can't say they are universal. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:48 AM (n13/j) 579
I was going to suggest hard primers but if you are at the level of building your own firing pin, I guess that would have been checked.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:25 AM (n13/j) Well, I was not aware of the hard primer issue. These cartridges are reloads, in .30 Mauser, made by a reputable local guy. But I do have a box of vintage factory-made ammo, so I could sacrifice one of them, I suppose. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:50 AM (nPGq2) 580
Oh... and by-the-way?
I've been quoted by Vox Day three times in two months on The Darkstream. Please disregard any arrogance, as I bask in the shallows. That Dude is brilliant. I'm Just a Guy With a Keyboard. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:50 AM (Ckg4U) 581
I'm Just a Guy With a Keyboard.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:50 AM (Ckg4U) Cool. Posted by: Miklos, just a guy with a key-tar at March 21, 2019 04:51 AM (zCyNd) 582
Great advice, Quint. Much appreciated.
-I- am the one who has to be re-trained daily to remember that even though she looks and occasionally acts like the same 88 year old mom, she is mentally far from it. And that struggle is on me, not her. Thankfully, most days it's a success. Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:53 AM (lgwX/) 583
I was going to suggest hard primers but if you are
at the level of building your own firing pin, I guess that would have been checked. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:25 AM (n13/j) Well, I was not aware of the hard primer issue. These cartridges are reloads, in .30 Mauser, made by a reputable local guy. But I do have a box of vintage factory-made ammo, so I could sacrifice one of them, I suppose. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:50 AM (nPGq2) Yeah, that is above my pay grade. If the guy is a serious reloader he probably gave you good stuff. I have heard that Russian and other '3rd world" stuff can have hard primers. Personally, I would want a weapon to strike hard enough for that not to be an issue. Certainly try the factory ammo but I was only offering that as a possibility for a light strike. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:56 AM (n13/j) 584
Adam Ant is touring the Friend or Foe album this year. Very good album.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 04:58 AM (PUmDY) 585
..."If the patient got fixated on something that was not reality, it is best not to argue, but to find a way to get their mind off that. In other words, to change the subject.
Just some pieces of advice from personal experience. I can't say they are universal." -Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:48 AM (n13/j) Roger That. I've been doing the same thing because "Pushing Reality" is fruitless. It took me nearly six months to learn how deep that Rabbit-Hole went. I'm amazed that he's still skilled at bookkeeping, as far as finances. ...not a freaking dime has gone astray under Dad's watch. It is just weird. The guy was ebullient at dinner, last night. Two nights before, he was shitting on the toilet seat and blaming me for it. He knows my "trick" of hiding food in the Garage 'Fridge, so he forages for things with My Name on them. *sigh* I guess I'm going to have to accept the fact that he won't eat salad, even though he loved it in the past. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 04:59 AM (Ckg4U) 586
A keyboard with an amazing guy on the other end!
Gotta run. Have a great day, all. Try to spread some sunshine! Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:59 AM (lgwX/) 587
"Cool."
-Posted by: Miklos, just a guy with a key-tar at March 21, 2019 04:51 AM (zCyNd) ^This Guy Gets It.^ Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:00 AM (Ckg4U) 588
Adam Ant is touring the Friend or Foe album this year. Very good album.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 04:58 AM (PUmDY) If the video for Goody Two Shoes had come out when I was 12, I probably would have ended up in juvenile detention. Posted by: Miklos, who had this one teacher at March 21, 2019 05:00 AM (zCyNd) 589
Later, My life is insanity!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:00 AM (Ckg4U) 590
He knows my "trick" of hiding food in the Garage 'Fridge, so he forages for things with My Name on them. *sigh*
I had college roommates like that. Posted by: Miklos, ramen on me, everybody! at March 21, 2019 05:02 AM (zCyNd) 591
Desperate, but not serious
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 05:03 AM (PUmDY) 592
"I had college roommates like that."
-Posted by: Miklos, ramen on me, everybody! at March 21, 2019 05:02 AM (zCyNd) At least I can say that Dad doesn't know better. --Those guys were just assholes. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:04 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Miklos, with that French word for logic at March 21, 2019 05:06 AM (zCyNd) 594
Yeah, that is above my pay grade. If the guy is a serious reloader he probably gave you good stuff. I have heard that Russian and other '3rd world" stuff can have hard primers. Personally, I would want a weapon to strike hard enough for that not to be an issue. Certainly try the factory ammo but I was only offering that as a possibility for a light strike.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 04:56 AM (n13/j) Thanks for the insight. This is a puzzle, and I like puzzles. I shall persist. I think my next step is to use the depth gauge on my caliper to measure the actual firing pin protrusion, and if it is much less than .050", I will redo it. If it is .045 or better, I will try the factory ammo first (removing bullet and powder, of course). Time for me to call it a night. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 05:08 AM (nPGq2) 595
American greatness - how do you solve a problem like AOC
https://tinyurl.com/y2agke3g Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 05:09 AM (BbGew) 596
Adam Ant's drums were very cool.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 05:13 AM (PUmDY) 597
..so he has taken to eating my Clearly-Labeled, Low-Sodium food. I'm
actually laughing right now because if I didn't, I'd be insane. ----- you have to laugh, gallows humor and all So much of this stuff requires creativity and love. You mentioned he doesn't drive anymore. That can be a real obstacle, a real challenge to get past. One thing that can help is letting them keep their keys but just not a car key. If you take away all their keys it takes away a sense of freedom and control they have had most of their lives. There is nothing good about this God awful disease, you just do your best. And you are voicing your concerns and trials, that can't be a bad thing. If you didn't you would not hear other's ideas. You might want to check into a care taker's support group if you have not already. I didn't do that, but that is no badge of honor. The care takers in some ways suffer more, but then again, I don't think many would trade places. Good luck to you Slap and all dealing with this disease. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 05:18 AM (n13/j) 598
If anyone has a way to get a dementia patient to follow doctor's orders and eat more salad, let me know.
--- I don't know if this is helpful at all, but there are meatloaf recipes that mask a lot of spinach. Random grab: https://bit.ly/2ujsbzB Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 21, 2019 05:21 AM (xyung) 599
Listening to Vox Day's definition of Gamma Males right now. I have no idea where I fall in the socio-sexual hierarchy because it hasn't been Fully Explained, but I've got The List...
-Alphas: They'll "conquer" anything, including chicks. -Bravos: They can easily take-charge, but they'd rather follow an Alpha. -Deltas: Competent, loyal, Hard-Working Individuals who never want to lead, but complete tasks at every challenge. -Gammas: Unless you are asking them about their Field of expertise, they will undermine and derail everyone to whine about how They Should Be In Charge, until they are. -Sigmas: Friendly, romantic individuals who don't take well to Alphas, but will complete tasks and are better Left-Alone, even though they need cajoling every now-and-again. -Omegas: Menial laborers with No ambition to Rise in Rank. I find this Breakdown fascinating. I refuse to Self-Diagnose because that seems silly. After all the definitions have been 'sussed', I'll rely on my Buddies to tell me where I fall. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:21 AM (Ckg4U) 600
hiya
Posted by: JT at March 21, 2019 05:22 AM (8x8wb) 601
After hearing an author interview on the AM radio, I have just requested my local library to get me the book about "Handsome Johnny" Roselli, who was a big time Mafioso, film producer, CIA operative, and apparently that's just some of it.
Maybe I'm off to a late start, but a boy needs role models. Posted by: "Handsome Mikloselli", ready to make up for lost time at March 21, 2019 05:23 AM (zCyNd) 602
..."Ze problem, she is sol-ved."
-Posted by: Miklos, with that French word for logic at March 21, 2019 05:06 AM (zCyNd) *HAH!* I wish it were that easy, Clouseau. -I used to be The King of the Parallel Bars. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:24 AM (Ckg4U) 603
Thank you and God bless you, Quint.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:25 AM (Ckg4U) 604
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 21, 2019 04:53 AM (lgwX/)
I think you will do right by her. It is no easy chore but there are ways to make it better. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 05:25 AM (n13/j) 605
483 There was a... made for Showtime movie from the early 90's about time travelers from the future who visit the site of disasters as tourists. They show up in a small town and the main character (some dude from the present day) falls for one of the woman tourists.
It was poorly made, iirc, but an interesting concept as kind of an implied future dystopia go. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:08 AM (brgv3) ______ That's a short story. I don't recall author or title, but I read it in one of those paperback collections Hitchcock used to put out in the 50s and 60s. Of course the catch at the end is that the main character's town is about to be hit. Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2019 05:27 AM (VaN/j) 606
I find this Breakdown fascinating.
Research grant proposal #7391: "A Cross-longitudinal Analysis of Alpha-Gamma Populations with Regard to use of Italics" Posted by: Miklos, from the Institute of Miklos at March 21, 2019 05:28 AM (zCyNd) 607
Outta here
Have a greast day horde Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew) 608
Star Trek IV?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 05:30 AM (PUmDY) 609
-I used to be The King of the Parallel Bars.
There is a major boulevard in Barcelona called Parallel with several bars. Therefore the proper Catalan would be "Rei des bars Parallel" Posted by: Miklos, linguistic Herr Stickler at March 21, 2019 05:32 AM (zCyNd) 610
"Send your shelving & fasting suggestions to Ace"
Does Ace really appreciate suggestions, especially about topic like this? I'm confused. Posted by: Normie Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:34 AM (xSS18) 611
"A Cross-longitudinal Analysis of Alpha-Gamma Populations with Regard to use of Italics"
-Posted by: Miklos, from the Institute of Miklos at March 21, 2019 05:28 AM (zCyNd) You migt be able to get funding for that at some .gov website. ...I don't know. The use of elipsis might be a Solid Foundation as an addendum to the Italics Research. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:36 AM (Ckg4U) 612
Normie Lurker
We do not know. He has a tough hide. We even have a lot of fun planning his wedding, with all sorts of suggestions. Bluebell was particularly creative. That one time on the blog. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:37 AM (u82oZ) 613
605 483 There was a... made for Showtime movie from the early 90's about time travelers from the future who visit the site of disasters as tourists. They show up in a small town and the main character (some dude from the present day) falls for one of the woman tourists.
It was poorly made, iirc, but an interesting concept as kind of an implied future dystopia go. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2019 01:08 AM (brgv3) ______ That's a short story. I don't recall author or title, but I read it in one of those paperback collections Hitchcock used to put out in the 50s and 60s. Of course the catch at the end is that the main character's town is about to be hit. Posted by: Eeyore It's an excellent short story. My sister has a book of Sci Fi short stories and this was one of them. I had no idea it was made into a movie but not surprised they f'd it up. It seemed to be that the future people would visit disasters right before they hit. One of them would make symphony's made up of human suffering. They present day guy fell for the future girl but it was a one way street. She viewed him as a pet. Posted by: Puddleglum is a Pirates fan at March 21, 2019 05:37 AM (XKgH2) 614
"Therefore the proper Catalan would be "Rei des bars Parallel""
-Posted by: Miklos, linguistic Herr Stickler at March 21, 2019 05:32 AM (zCyNd) You and your Iberian Peninsular Elitism. I'm just waxing Mexican. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:37 AM (Ckg4U) 615
Does Ace really appreciate suggestions,
Ace treasures suggestions. Just the other day, he was asking if Hermes makes messenger bags, to replace the worn out/bloodstained J. Crew one. Posted by: Miklos, suggesting to a suggestive response, suggestively (no homo) at March 21, 2019 05:37 AM (zCyNd) 616
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:38 AM (u82oZ) 617
Sounds fun.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 21, 2019 05:38 AM (PUmDY) 618
I'm just waxing Mexican.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:37 AM (Ckg4U) One or more? Mexican Weathergirl, one hopes. Posted by: Miklos, former and future Yucatecan at March 21, 2019 05:39 AM (zCyNd) 619
610 Normie Lurker
I have seen people banned for telling Ace how to run his own blog. He works hard at making this a sorta French Salon, without, presumably, hair armpits on the 'ettes. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:42 AM (u82oZ) 620
re: Time travelers:
Quite possibly a diffierent story, but it brings to mind one about an entire tourist industry built around time travel. Posted by: dDan at March 21, 2019 05:43 AM (hwYmz) 621
"One or more? Mexican Weathergirl, one hopes."
-Posted by: Miklos, former and future Yucatecan at March 21, 2019 05:39 AM (zCyNd) I'll let your imagination decide. -Owned Tanning Salon -Strippers tanned Free in the "Regular" tanning beds. -Hablo Espanol. -I've seen High and Low-Pressure systems and the isobars they carry. -I'm okay, I Guess. -I'm really not that smart. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:45 AM (Ckg4U) 622
You migt be able to get funding for that at some .gov website.
Heh. It's actually called (actually) grants.gov. Your tax dollars at work. Posted by: Miklos, living from his "endowment" at March 21, 2019 05:45 AM (zCyNd) 623
"Send your shelving & fasting suggestions to Ace"
Does Ace really appreciate suggestions, especially about topic like this? I'm confused. Posted by: Normie Lurker at March 21, 2019 05:34 AM (xSS1 It's snark. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 21, 2019 05:45 AM (JqDEJ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:46 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 05:46 AM (n13/j) 626
G'Night, Quint.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U) 627
-Owned Tanning Salon
-Strippers tanned Free in the "Regular" tanning beds. -Hablo Espanol. -I've seen High and Low-Pressure systems and the isobars they carry. -I'm okay, I Guess. -I'm really not that smart. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:45 AM (Ckg4U) Item two indicates, at the least, a certain level of low cunning. Posted by: Miklos, with substantial admiration at March 21, 2019 05:47 AM (zCyNd) 628
Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk
Did you have to close due to some government policy? ISTR tanning salons in the gunsights of the sanctimonious left. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:47 AM (u82oZ) 629
Does Ace really appreciate suggestions,
Ace treasures suggestions. Just the other day, he was asking if Hermes makes messenger bags, to replace the worn out/bloodstained J. Crew one. Posted by: Miklos, suggesting to a suggestive response, suggestively (no homo) at March 21, 2019 05:37 AM (zCyNd) Again, snark fyi. That sentence you referenced Normie was just a couple digs at ace's prior efforts at putting up shelves and fasting. A couple of ongoing gags I guess you could say. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 21, 2019 05:48 AM (JqDEJ) 630
"Heh. It's actually called (actually) grants.gov.
Your tax dollars at work." -Posted by: Miklos, living from his "endowment" at March 21, 2019 05:45 AM (zCyNd) All you need to do is Toe the Line of "Regressivism"; so as to Make Sure that you do not fall outside of The Narrative. "Uncle Sam" is a Bitch, otherwise. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:50 AM (Ckg4U) 631
The criminal, who you can do with what you will, Juan Manuel Flores Del Toro, 29 died at the local hospital. Deputy Johnson was a 15 year veteran. Officer Chavez was only hired in December. I'll ask prayers for them and their families.
Thank you all, friends in grey boxes. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 20, 2019 10:18 PM (bziUS) So, I guess the criminal is not from one of Seattle's old line Scandinavian families. Shocker Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 05:51 AM (XROPS) 632
Again, snark fyi.
That sentence you referenced Normie was just a couple digs at ace's prior efforts at putting up shelves and fasting. A couple of ongoing gags I guess you could say. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 21, 2019 05:48 AM (JqDEJ) Your information is much appreciated. I am now going to look up the word "snark", which the kids seem to use a lot these days. Posted by: Miklos, with Buster Keaton-like deadpan at March 21, 2019 05:52 AM (zCyNd) 633
"Did you have to close due to some government policy? ISTR tanning salons in the gunsights of the sanctimonious left."
-Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:47 AM (u82oZ) No. I was Out of Business two years before Obama introduced the 10% tax on tanning salons. It was all on me. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:52 AM (Ckg4U) 634
Robert Silverberg Up the Line?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:46 AM (u82oZ) Don't remember the name and just a trace of a memory of reading it. Another trace: Seems like they tried to deconflict the tours, for both the tourists and the observed, but a conflict developed anyway. It will be on my mind now, but can't recall anything else. Posted by: dDan at March 21, 2019 05:53 AM (hwYmz) 635
"Item two indicates, at the least, a certain level of low cunning."
-Posted by: Miklos, with substantial admiration at March 21, 2019 05:47 AM (zCyNd) Of course. Strippers waste money and when they had seen the "Sun Capsule", they would drop ten-bucks-a-pop to get a better tan. I ain't that Bright, but I ain't Stupid. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:54 AM (Ckg4U) 636
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 05:54 AM (cqNba) 637
Howdy, Village Idiot's Apprentice!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:56 AM (Ckg4U) 638
The Global Government banned tanning salons because they don't produce plutonium! But those "contrails" over EVERY tanning salon? WHAT ABOUT THAT?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE Posted by: Miklos "Alex" Jones-Artbell at March 21, 2019 05:57 AM (zCyNd) 639
G'morning, Slap, Salty and the rest of you crazed t'aint posters.
T'aint night, t'aint really morning yet. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 05:58 AM (cqNba) 640
My Personal Troll usually shows-up around this time. Perhaps it is Sleeping-In today. *shrugs*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 05:58 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:00 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:02 AM (u82oZ) 643
T'aint night, t'aint really morning yet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 05:58 AM (cqNba) The Scottish pronunciation of "t'aint" would sound like "taunt". *scrounges up the last Glen Morangie* Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, of the Highland McMagyars at March 21, 2019 06:02 AM (zCyNd) 644
I'ma go make Mom some breakfast. Hopefully, after that, I'll be tired enough to Fade Into the Distance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:03 AM (Ckg4U) 645
My Personal Troll usually shows-up around this time. Perhaps it is Sleeping-In today. *shrugs*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk He's called in sick. I'm his substitute. It's my first day on the job. Are you ready? Here goes... Your a doody head. Posted by: Substitute Minimum wage troll at March 21, 2019 06:04 AM (8ikIW) 646
Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
I remember how virtuous you were about cameras around the salon. You showed moral integrity. But I alway wanted to ask, were the strippers you met in general cunning, or mostly sad? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:04 AM (u82oZ) 647
FUN FACT
The original members of the Ventures met while exploring "Mel's Hole" near Ellenburg, Washington. Posted by: Miklos, more ancient than alien at March 21, 2019 06:05 AM (zCyNd) 648
one last thing since I only post sporadically. A commenter in an earlier thread mentioned the "Conway-Twitter" issue.
IMHO, Conway Twitty > Conway Twitter Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 06:05 AM (n13/j) 649
Substitute Minimum wage troll
This is sad. Hey Soros, you need better trolls. And he paid minimum wage, in India, for this one. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:07 AM (u82oZ) 650
"I remember how virtuous you were about cameras around the salon. You showed moral integrity.
But I always wanted to ask, were the strippers you met in general cunning, or mostly sad?" -Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:04 AM (u82oZ) It was a mixture, NaCly. Some were actually working their way through college and others were Stupid, Lost individuals. There was a mixture in-between, as well. They didn't know what they wanted, beside the money. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:08 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:09 AM (Ckg4U) 652
And he paid minimum wage, in India, for this one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog My name is Bob. It's is most delightful to be talking to you about your issue today and I am sorry that you are having these issues. First, let's turn off and then back on whatever it is you are calling about. Posted by: Substitute Minimum wage troll at March 21, 2019 06:09 AM (8ikIW) 653
My Personal Troll usually shows-up around this time. Perhaps it is Sleeping-In today.
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Posted by: Miklos, we have a witness at March 21, 2019 06:10 AM (zCyNd) 654
"It's is most delightful to be talking to you about your issue today and I am sorry that you are having these issues.
First, let's turn off and then back on whatever it is you are calling about." Is this the point where Ace turns his IKEA drill screwdriver off, and back on? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba) 655
Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
Thank you. I should always remember that there are individuals involved, with a panoply of motives and life experiences. Unlike the Left, who loves them some collectives and tribes. My brother, thank for for setting my feet on the straight path. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ) 656
I actually called ATT about a problem yesterday. I talked to a technical guy named Bob, who sounded 'Murican.
Fixed my problem and I was able to understand every word Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:13 AM (8ikIW) 657
Substitute Minimum wage troll
Ok. Got to be a sock, because I laughed. Well done. Tis a great way to start the morning, with amusement. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:14 AM (8ikIW) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:16 AM (u82oZ) 660
Item two indicates, at the least, a certain level of low cunning.
Posted by: Miklos, with substantial admiration at March 21, 2019 05:47 AM (zCyNd) I can't remember the movie at this point but I love this line.American guy "Hablo Ingles?" Mexican guy, "Yes, you speak English" Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 06:16 AM (n13/j) 661
Research grant proposal #9831:
"Our Shelves, Ourselves-An Intersectional Analysis of Gender/non-gendered/ Sexual Identity Approaches to Power Tools and the Vertical-Horizontal Conflict of Wall-oriented Gravitational Patriarchy" Posted by: Miklos, might have a winner here at March 21, 2019 06:18 AM (zCyNd) 662
"Our Shelves, Ourselves-An Intersectional Analysis of Gender/non-gendered/ Sexual Identity Approaches to Power Tools and the Vertical-Horizontal Conflict of Wall-oriented Gravitational Patriarchy"
Posted by: Miklos Is there any way these " shelves" are causing global warming? Because, if they are, I think you got yourself a grant. Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:21 AM (8ikIW) 663
..."My brother, thank for for setting my feet on the straight path."
-Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ) It is easy to put people in a stereotypical box because traits and tendencies are Most-Often predictable. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Sincerely, The Town Drunk. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:21 AM (Ckg4U) 664
Village Idiot's Apprentice
That Ikea drill story never gets old. He has a strong will to be able to post about that. He did mention, one time, that he is up to shelving project 4, and that they are bomb proof. IDK if this is Maggie McCain snogging bomb proof (which was always Allahpundit's dream), but he seemed pretty satisfied. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ) 665
Is there any way these " shelves" are causing global warming? Because, if they are, I think you got yourself a grant.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:21 AM (8ikIW) Well...it's non-GMO. Oughta get points for that. Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. Miklos, University of Miklos, Ph.D. at March 21, 2019 06:23 AM (zCyNd) 666
Robert Silverberg Up the Line?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 05:46 AM (u82oZ) Just looked it up on Wikipedia. It most certainly could be. Posted by: dDan at March 21, 2019 06:25 AM (hwYmz) 667
"He did mention, one time, that he is up to shelving project 4, and that they are bomb proof."
I'm sort of waiting fora 'FOX: Breaking news alert'. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 06:25 AM (cqNba) 668
morning folks
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:26 AM (JFO2v) 669
Miklos, might have a winner here
Submit it! Well, you first have to make up a respectable sounding Institute, find the NSF granting office, or even better, DARPA!, send hookers and blow to that office with your application, and then, only then, rack in the dough. NEH does not have the money. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ) 670
G'Mornin', rhennigantx.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:26 AM (Ckg4U) 671
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:27 AM (h6BP/) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ) 673
I'm sort of waiting fora 'FOX: Breaking news alert'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 06:25 AM (cqNba) Or maybe a report from the seismologists. I' guessing a solid 6.1 Posted by: Miklos, not shaking, my Tecovas boots neither at March 21, 2019 06:27 AM (zCyNd) 674
I hear that Non-GMO shelving units are All-the-Rage, nowadays.
You can't find them at IKEA, however. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:28 AM (Ckg4U) 675
rickb223
Welcome to the party as well. *Breaks out the confetti throwing gun and connects it to LP Air. * *Puts away flare gun* *Launches confetti around the burden of debt.* Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ) 676
"You can't find them at IKEA, however."
They keep them next to the meatballs. (Which are actually damn fine eating) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba) 677
Heh. Sean Spicier tweeted,
" I guess we've reached the part where we all pretend that John McCain didn't run for two years on repealing Obamacare" The chuckle heads that respond are in full howl. Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:32 AM (8ikIW) 678
NEH does not have the money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ) If you mean NiH, they have huge money. About $47 Billion year for research. But most is...spoken for. Posted by: Miklos, a practical man at March 21, 2019 06:33 AM (zCyNd) 679
Found out yesterday I have a massive infection in the tooth I had a root canal done over a year ago. I have never experienced this much pain with any tooth issue, not even my impacted wisdom teeth hurt this bad.
My jaw/face is so swollen I can hardly swallow. Hopefully these antibiotics kick in soon. I just took the third pill out of 21. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 06:34 AM (JUOKG) 680
Time to break out the big wet/dry vac and clean this place up. Look, honey, can you see any confetti?
You all have a festive day, with a smile for everyone. Make them think you had headboard-smashing, mattress-shredding, yodel sex. Again. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ) 681
"They keep them next to the meatballs.
(Which are actually damn fine eating)" -Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba) Meatballs and Shelving go Hand-in-Hand in Sweden. Most of their shelving is Water-Cooled through the refrigerator. They love messing with water in Sweden. ...perhaps I was thinking of Norway. I don't know. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:34 AM (Ckg4U) 682
"Make them think you had headboard-smashing, mattress-shredding, yodel sex. Again."
The old ways are best. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 06:35 AM (cqNba) 683
NaCly is as inspiring as irongrampa.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:37 AM (Ckg4U) 684
Miklos, a practical man
National Endowment for the Humanities is not the National Institutes for Health. I have a story about that, but story times has to be later. What the scientists do not realize is the more immigrants and the more on income transfer payments, the smaller their chances to get a grant. Anywhere., from anyone. Festive days, Hordlings. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 21, 2019 06:37 AM (u82oZ) 685
Well, you first have to make up a respectable sounding Institute
"Institute of Miklos" ain't classy enough? Well I never. *spits* *dammit, cat got in front of the spittoon again* Posted by: Miklos, in a huff at March 21, 2019 06:37 AM (zCyNd) 686
My jaw/face is so swollen I can hardly swallow. Hopefully these antibiotics kick in soon. I just took the third pill out of 21.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman I hope you can get it controlled. Damn toothaches seemed to affect? effect? the whole body. Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW) 687
Infections are like that, Bruce.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:39 AM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 06:39 AM (Ckg4U) 689
National Endowment for the Humanities is not the National Institutes for Health.
Oh, that NEH. Well they can die in debt. To me even. I would be fine with that. Posted by: Miklos, a patient man at March 21, 2019 06:40 AM (zCyNd) 690
Gillibrand says every illegal is good and makes America better.
Illegals send about $120 billion out of the country every year. Interesting that is same amount that illegals steal out of education, healthcare, and welfare. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v) 691
The captain of the doomed Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302 never received updated training on a Boeing 737 Max 8 simulator
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v) 692
My jaw/face is so swollen I can hardly swallow. Hopefully these antibiotics kick in soon. I just took the third pill out of 21.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman I hope you can get it controlled. Damn toothaches seemed to affect? effect? the whole body. Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:38 AM --- And they sneak up on you quick. Took less than 24 hours for me to be in agony from when I felt the first twinge. The Dentist thinks they can save the tooth but I have to get another root canal done where they may or may not be able to save the crown. This tooth is going to wind up costing me $6,000 by the time it's over. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 06:41 AM (JUOKG) 693
The IKEA cartoon guy in their instructions is clearly sexist. If they made him a little chunkier and shorter, you could infer that he's actually a lesbian.
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 06:42 AM (25Dt7) 694
Send your shelving & fasting suggestions to Ace, loose change, drink tokens, foot apparel and burner phones to petmorons at gmail dot com.
Burner phones? No way man. You get burned once with that shit that's enough. Now I got some corner boys to re-up, so later. Posted by: Stringer Bell at March 21, 2019 06:42 AM (jYje5) 695
The captain of the doomed Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302 never received updated training on a Boeing 737 Max 8 simulator
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v) FUN FACT The airline captain was the original starving Ethiopian kid from 1977 Posted by: Miklos, is it late or early at March 21, 2019 06:43 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:43 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW) 698
The captain of the doomed Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302 never received updated training on a Boeing 737 Max 8 simulator
Posted by: rhennigantx Then why was he flying it? Let me guess. Government run airline Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 06:45 AM (25Dt7) 699
say it bitch ricccoooollllaaa
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:43 AM (JFO2v) I'm not supposed to laugh too loudly at this hour. Guess I'm in trouble. Posted by: Miklos, rather Friar Tuck-like at March 21, 2019 06:46 AM (zCyNd) 700
I had no idea it was made into a movie but not surprised they f'd it up. It seemed to be that the future people would visit disasters right before they hit. One of them would make symphony's made up of human suffering. They present day guy fell for the future girl but it was a one way street. She viewed him as a pet.
Posted by: Puddleglum is a Pirates fan Grand Tour: Disaster in Time (1992) Starring Jeff Daniels. Written by Henry Kuttner and C.L.Moore, great sci-fi pulp era partners in writing and marriage, and worth finding. Posted by: Beto O'Roarke at March 21, 2019 06:46 AM (NLr+C) Posted by: Redenzo at March 21, 2019 06:46 AM (14qvS) 702
Johnny should seaway too Sarah!
Johnny, like I and 17 of my kin, is clearly NOT an American. As we all "did work Americans won't do" a quote from the liberal who 10/01 referring to the folk attacking America a month earlier coined the phrase, "Religion of Peace."! BTW, I and all my kin have at least 1 set of letters after our name - back when we looked for work_ most have several sets of letters. But none of us is an American. Ask the progressive President ! GWB Posted by: Rodney Stanton at March 21, 2019 06:46 AM (00m3r) 703
Gillibrand says every illegal is good and makes America better.
I am convinced that much of what the Left says nowadays is purely to troll Normals, and they aren't even putting much effort in to it. This isn't even acceptable as gas-lighting. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 06:47 AM (lD3vL) 704
Captain Marvel can time travel. This is how she beats Thanos because it's before he gets the fucking stones. Also explains the 90's pager at the end of Infinity Wars because Fury was paging her in the past
You are welcome. Still fuck Marvel and Captain Fungus. Posted by: literally serious at March 21, 2019 06:47 AM (tRLIC) 705
Just heard that when Joe Bite me announces he will name "Tank" and his running mate.
Ppocorn Posted by: Redenzo at March 21, 2019 06:46 AM (14qvS) POCorn Posted by: Miklos, rectifying the names at March 21, 2019 06:47 AM (zCyNd) 706
Cheaper to.just pull it. Probably has a complicated root system and they will never get it all.roto routed out. You'll be back with the same problem in 18 months.
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 06:48 AM (25Dt7) 707
For the last 10 years or so, it's gotten harder each year to (a) adjust to the leap forward to DST, and (b) get into working on the ****ing yard. The pain from the latter starts earlier during each task.
Anybody out there who went to Hogwarts and can just wave a wand saying "Defoliate"? Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2019 06:48 AM (VaN/j) 708
Then why was he flying it? Let me guess. Government run airline
And you would be correct. The airline is wholly owned by the country's government. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 06:49 AM (lD3vL) Posted by: Robert Kraft, NOT at a Florida "massage parlor" at March 21, 2019 06:49 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW) 711
Make America Normal Again!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2019 06:51 AM (QLvwG) 712
Dentist will always recommend trying to save the tooth, it's up to the patient to do the cost analysis. Between the cost and the pain there's nothing wrong with pulling a tooth.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 06:51 AM (4thlk) 713
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:50 AM (8ikIW) Thank you Sir. Try the veal. Miklos will now exit on a HA note. Buona notte a tutti! Posted by: Miklos il Molnare at March 21, 2019 06:52 AM (zCyNd) 714
Just heard that when Joe Bite me announces he will name "Tank" and his running mate.
Ppocorn Posted by: Redenzo at March 21, 2019 06:46 AM (14qvS) POCorn Posted by: Miklos Will he grab her ass on stage? Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 06:53 AM (25Dt7) 715
yodel sex
Is that sex with one of them chocolate roll up cakes? How does that work? Posted by: Bruce Yodel sex = surprise anal Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:54 AM (h6BP/) 716
I am convinced that much of what the Left says nowadays is purely to troll Normals, and they aren't even putting much effort in to it.
This isn't even acceptable as gas-lighting. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 06:47 AM (lD3vL) It is to prop up their base. Dead people beside the road killed by illegals drunk with no license is on the news daily. Rapes, murders, and cops killing at least 1 a week. They are trying to make it sound like acceptable trade off for all of the good things they do! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:54 AM (JFO2v) 717
Most of the pain associated with tooth issues is because of inflammation or swelling causing compression of nerve endings. In my experience, a small tab of aspirin in the area does away with 90% of the pain. Aspirin tastes like shit though. Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 06:54 AM (jYje5) 718
I mentioned this before and it is only for educational purposes. I had a couple of root canals over a period of two years. Then i got another fistula near my last root canal.
I went to a new dentist with crazy high yelp ratings. He told me I was in for some serious oral surgery, and it would be way worse than a root canal and cost a lot more. He sent me to an endodontist and the guy could not determine where the infection was coming from. He put me on antibiotics and said let's see what happens. The infection went away and I didn't have to get a a procedure of any kind. That was a couple of years ago. I am not saying that is likely or even possible, just telling about a specific experience. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 06:55 AM (n13/j) 719
Anybody out there who went to Hogwarts and can just wave a wand saying "Defoliate"?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2019 06:48 AM (VaN/j) Can you call in an agent orange hit? Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:56 AM (JFO2v) 720
If I have a point, and I am not sure I do, it is maybe get a second opinion. But I am only telling you what happened to me. I was really pissed about the idea of getting another canal on the same tooth. I got lucky I guess.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 06:57 AM (n13/j) 721
Will he grab her ass on stage?
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 06:53 AM (25Dt7) that will take both hands and teo trips Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v) 722
For the last 10 years or so, it's gotten harder each
year to (a) adjust to the leap forward to DST, and (b) get into working on the ****ing yard. The pain from the latter starts earlier during each task. Anybody out there who went to Hogwarts and can just wave a wand saying "Defoliate"? Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2019 06:48 AM (VaN/j) I'm with you on this. So far in the last 5 weeks, the mature oak in front yard, along with his pine tree buddies, have dropped 14 large bag fulls of leaves and pine needles. These are 39-gal lawn and leaf bags. And there is at least another 1-1/2 bags worth that has fallen just this week. My oak tree likes to drop its leaves in the spring. And that's not counting what the wind blew into neighbors' yards or down the street. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2019 06:57 AM (QLvwG) 723
Dentist will always recommend trying to save the tooth, it's up to the patient to do the cost analysis. Between the cost and the pain there's nothing wrong with pulling a tooth.
Posted by: lowandslow Exactly what I did. Last molar. Told dentist to pull it. "Look doc, I'm 57 and happily married. She didn't marry me for my molars. It's not going to affect my smile, and I don't have a grand at the moment to drop on a tooth." Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:59 AM (h6BP/) 724
I mentioned this before and it is only for
educational purposes. I had a couple of root canals over a period of two years. Then i got another fistula near my last root canal. I went to a new dentist with crazy high yelp ratings. He told me I was in for some serious oral surgery, and it would be way worse than a root canal and cost a lot more. He sent me to an endodontist and the guy could not determine where the infection was coming from. He put me on antibiotics and said let's see what happens. The infection went away and I didn't have to get a a procedure of any kind. That was a couple of years ago. I am not saying that is likely or even possible, just telling about a specific experience. Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 06:55 AM --- I have an appointment with the endodontist next week. It's just an initial visit but I hope this infection is gone by then and that I don't have to get another root canal done. I may just have him pull the tooth if it is still messed up and get an implant. That might be the best plan in the long run. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 06:59 AM (JUOKG) Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 06:59 AM (8ikIW) 726
James Buchanan. Barack Obama. And in 2020, me.
Yes, we've been your Presidents before. Get used to it. What's Obama got that i ain't got? He pulled it off, so can I. Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 06:59 AM (/qEW2) 727
"I am not saying that is likely or even possible, just telling about a specific experience"
Same thing with me, had an infected tooth, went in, had it numbed, took xrays, Dentist explained what we needed to do (spend a ton of money), gave me a prescription for antibiotics, I didn't do anything with it, never had an issue since. That was probably 15 years ago. Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 06:59 AM (4thlk) 728
These are 39-gal lawn and leaf bags. And there is at least another 1-1/2 bags worth that has fallen just this week. My oak tree likes to drop its leaves in the spring.
And that's not counting what the wind blew into neighbors' yards or down the street. Posted by: Count de Monet I run the riding mower over them until I have a fine mulch. Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 07:00 AM (h6BP/) 729
I actually called ATT about a problem yesterday. I talked to a technical guy named Bob, who sounded 'Murican.
Fixed my problem and I was able to understand every word It puzzles me as to why US customer serving companies don't hire American workers, but would rather infuriate and frustrate their customers who don't want to explain their problem to someone on the opposite side of the planet. It would seem to be a natural fit for wheelchair bound people, or with today's telephony and scheduling equipment/software, those who can only work for short spans of time. Maybe its our culture. You call up already frustrated about a problem with the company's product, and two minutes into your conversation, the American "customer service representative" on the other end has hijacked your time so that they can talk about themselves. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 07:00 AM (lD3vL) 730
Yodel sex = surprise anal
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:54 AM (h6BP/) surprise surprise surprise! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 21, 2019 07:02 AM (JFO2v) 731
Yodel sex = surprise anal
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 06:54 AM (h6BP/) surprise surprise surprise! Posted by: rhennigantx Yo-da-lay-he-hooooo-shit! Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 07:03 AM (h6BP/) 732
It puzzles me as to why US customer serving companies don't hire American workers, but would rather infuriate and frustrate their customers who don't want to explain their problem to someone on the opposite side of the planet.
I've spoken with some very good reps on the other side of the world. But, it seems most often the phone connection is crappy, I can barely hear them (yeah, I'm over 29), and many seem to mumble. Irritating as hell. Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 07:03 AM (8ikIW) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:04 AM (cqNba) 734
"I am not saying that is likely or even possible, just telling about a specific experience"
Same thing with me, had an infected tooth, went in, had it numbed, took xrays, Dentist explained what we needed to do (spend a ton of money), gave me a prescription for antibiotics, I didn't do anything with it, never had an issue since. That was probably 15 years ago. Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 06:59 AM --- A similar thing happened with our older dog. She scratched her eye playing in the rose bushes and it was pretty bad. Took her to the local vet for treatment for two weeks with no results. They sent us to a doggy eye specialist, cost $160 just to walk in the door. He was trying to get us to do some big expensive eye treatment where they scrap her cornea flat pack antibiotics in her eye and then sew it shut for two weeks. We said we would have to think about it. Two weeks after that her eye had fully healed by itself. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 07:04 AM (JUOKG) 735
Dentist will always recommend trying to save the tooth, it's up to the patient to do the cost analysis.
Do I need a haircut? *to barber* Do I need a shoeshine? *to shineologist* Do I need a fitness coach? *to personal trainer* For some unknown reason, the answer is always 'Yes!' Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2019 07:05 AM (QLvwG) 736
It puzzles me as to why US customer serving companies don't hire American workers, but would rather infuriate and frustrate their customers who don't want to explain their problem to someone on the opposite side of the planet.
It would seem to be a natural fit for wheelchair bound people, or with today's telephony and scheduling equipment/software, those who can only work for short spans of time. Maybe its our culture. You call up already frustrated about a problem with the company's product, and two minutes into your conversation, the American "customer service representative" on the other end has hijacked your time so that they can talk about themselves. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy Cost. "Charlie" in Mumbai works for $5 hour. Dave in Peoria wants $15 to $20/hr AND benefits. Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 07:05 AM (h6BP/) 737
"Cost.
"Charlie" in Mumbai works for $5 hour. Dave in Peoria wants $15 to $20/hr AND benefits. " And Becky wants $15.00 an hour, to start, to say "Would you like fries with that?" Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:08 AM (cqNba) 738
"Charlie" in Mumbai works for $5 hour.
Dave in Peoria wants $15 to $20/hr AND benefits. " And Becky wants $15.00 an hour, to start, to say "Would you like fries with that?" Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:08 AM --- It's OK, I got this.......... Posted by: Automated Ordering Kiosk at McDonalds at March 21, 2019 07:09 AM (JUOKG) 739
I see AG Barr is keeping rosenstein at the DOJ for a bit longer. Wonder what's going on with that?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 07:10 AM (JUOKG) 740
Two weeks after that her eye had fully healed by itself. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 07:04 AM The human body (and apparently dogs too) has an amazing ability to heal itself given time. I remember a bunch of years back when Ebola was a big, big thing. I read up on how some people died while others survived. I came up with a theory that the end-stage blood coagulation was the cause of death. That a widely available prescription drug would keep the blood from coagulating and give the patients body time to fight off the Ebola. Somehow my internet theory got to some health care peeps. It is now considered a 'controversial' treatment. Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 07:11 AM (jYje5) 741
They are trying to make it sound like acceptable trade off for all of the good things they do!
Like that one student that flummoxed Bobby Occasio Cortez by asking for specifics rather than platitudes, it seems that our betters are particularly skilled in avoiding details and stating problems or solutions in the most ambiguous and amorphous ways. Some of the oddest metaphors and abuse of the language come out of them trying to explain how to stand a puddle on its edge. Sort of like listening to streaming radio where the only advertisers are "male enhancement" products, and because everyone know that what they are selling isn't even good enough to earn the title "snake oil", the FTC and legal department has created a unique niche of marketing that has someone talking up a product without ever making any actionable claims. "Our customers rave about..." You are supposed to trigger on the word "rave" and eisegete "are happily excited and can't stop publicly praising" when "rave" can also mean "talk wildly or incoherently as if one were delirious or insane". That is how advertisements are to me now. I listen to all of the marketing techniques and the ways they skirt being sued for false advertising, or for words and phrases that are deliberately deceptive but not out lying. Sadly, this skill is also one of the top talents to have to be a Leftist today. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 07:12 AM (lD3vL) 742
Donald Trump has all the money he will ever need for five lifetimes, didn't have time to fuck around around with his teeth. At some point he said, screw it, pull them all. He didn't let the Dentist lead him around by his nose.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 21, 2019 07:12 AM (4thlk) 743
It's OK, I got this..........
Posted by: Automated Ordering Kiosk at McDonalds at March 21, 2019 07:09 AM (JUOKG) *demonstrates impressive spatula and burger flipping skills* YOU LIKE BABY? LETS GO TO THE MAINTENANCE CLOSET TOGETHER TONIGHT. Posted by: Automated Burger Flipper at March 21, 2019 07:12 AM (QLvwG) 744
I see AG Barr is keeping rosenstein at the DOJ for a bit longer. Wonder what's going on with that?
Professional Courtesy. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 07:15 AM (lD3vL) 745
It's OK, I got this.......... Posted by: Automated Ordering Kiosk at McDonalds at March 21, 2019 07:09 AM (JUOKG) *demonstrates impressive spatula and burger flipping skills* YOU LIKE BABY? LETS GO TO THE MAINTENANCE CLOSET TOGETHER TONIGHT. Posted by: Automated Burger Flipper at March 21, 2019 07:12 AM --- They put those ordering kiosk's in our McDonalds here after they renovated the place over the winter. Two people no longer have jobs because of them. They still have two regular registers at the front but no one is ever there. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 07:16 AM (JUOKG) 746
"Charlie" in Mumbai works for $5 hour.
Dave in Peoria wants $15 to $20/hr AND benefits. Perhaps. The $15-20 would likely have to factor in total desk costs, management overhead, etc. I would think that some of that could be mitigated by work-at-home and that the native English speaker could get the job done in a third of the time due to not having to repeat themselves or completely missing the cultural elements within the conversation. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 07:18 AM (lD3vL) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba) 748
Perhaps. The $15-20 would likely have to factor in
total desk costs, management overhead, etc. I would think that some of that could be mitigated by work-at-home and that the native English speaker could get the job done in a third of the time due to not having to repeat themselves or completely missing the cultural elements within the conversation. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 07:18 AM --- There is some merit in the work at home thing as it does bring down costs to the employer. We are seeing an ever increasing number of Federal Government "virtual" jobs advertised on USA Jobs. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 07:20 AM (JUOKG) 749
"They put those ordering kiosk's in our McDonalds here after they renovated the place over the winter. Two people no longer have jobs because of them. "
What is often referred to as 'Pricing yourself out of a job' I almost look forward to the time when a fast food brand becomes so selective that they refuse to wait on anyone who will/can not use the kiosk. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:22 AM (cqNba) 750
Did someone say "surprise anal?"
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 21, 2019 07:23 AM (vg8iE) 751
Morning Horde!
I'm just seeing this news that Joe Biden is seriously considering Stacy 'Tank' Adams for his VP. Must like her writing. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2019 07:25 AM (07YWD) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:26 AM (cqNba) 753
"I'm just seeing this news that Joe Biden is seriously considering Stacy 'Tank' Adams for his VP. "
I will say it again.. Trump is truly blessed, when it comes to enemies. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba) 754
I'm just seeing this news that Joe Biden is seriously considering Stacy 'Tank' Adams for his VP.
Must like her writing. ====== He must think she's clean and articulate, too. Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2019 07:28 AM (vg8iE) 755
It's from the Federalist, but pretty good.
https://bit.ly/2OiGM7B Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Good one. Thanks for posting Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 07:28 AM (8ikIW) 756
Found this posted at Conservative Treehouse. Hadn't heard of him-Chad Prather. He's funny and makes good points. Why 16 year olds shouldn't vote. 3 minute video:
https://tinyurl.com/y3hz7fmv Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 21, 2019 07:28 AM (AllCR) 757
To think that Adams could serisouly go from a foul mouthed sore loser in Georgia to being a heartbeat away from the Presidency is insane.
And Biden is old as shit. She could seriously be that close to being president. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2019 07:29 AM (07YWD) 758
"He must think she's clean and articulate, too."
Joe always gets 'articulate' and 'articulated' mixed up. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:30 AM (cqNba) 759
Found this posted at Conservative Treehouse. Hadn't heard of him-Chad Prather. He's funny and makes good points. Why 16 year olds shouldn't vote. 3 minute video:
https://tinyurl.com/y3hz7fmv Posted by: FenelonSpoke HA! Some great points Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 07:31 AM (8ikIW) 760
I don't remember who was looking for riding mowers the other day but Lowes has $100 off every husquavarna in stock starting today.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 07:33 AM (JUOKG) 761
There is some merit in the work at home thing as it does bring down costs to the employer.
The office is literally 3200 steps away from my door, yet I work nearly 100% remote. I don't use traffic as an excuse because of the short distance, but traffic in CTX is awful and getting worse by the day because of the Seattle levels of mismanagement, NIMBY and incompetence at play. I turn down new opportunities several times a week because it would require me to go out in that mess, then go to an office full of disruptions, exposure to every kid's disease (brought to work through their parents), and pointless meetings that I have to feign interest in. I like the ability to work outside "standard" hours. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 21, 2019 07:34 AM (lD3vL) 762
"I'm just seeing this news that Joe Biden is seriously considering 'Tank' Adams for his VP. "
******** I'm looking forward to the campaign ad where she carries him around with just his head sticking up out of her cleavage., wearing an oversized helmet. Oh, no, wait. My mistake. That was Dukakis. Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 07:34 AM (m45I2) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 21, 2019 07:35 AM (cqNba) 764
"I'm just seeing this news that Joe Biden is seriously considering 'Tank' Adams for his VP. "
She adds gravitas! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 21, 2019 07:36 AM (oVJmc) 765
I'm looking forward to the campaign ad where she carries him around with just his head sticking up out of her cleavage., wearing an oversized helmet.
====== Kuato Joe Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 21, 2019 07:37 AM (vg8iE) 766
So we're in the third month of 2019 and Biden (who may or may not be running) has already dropped hintsabout a 2020 running mate? Seems unlikely to be true.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2019 07:38 AM (m45I2) 767
JJ is NOOD
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