LOL: Mueller's Pit Bull Leaving Office, and Yet Trump Remains Unindicted

The flow of Democrat attack dogs out of Mueller's office suggests a prosecution tidying up and winding down.

Genius intelligence analyst John Brennan, who did such a great job on 9/11, predicted that Mueller would announce indictments this past week (March .

Another Brennan Triumph!

March 8 came and went without new Mueller indictments, or at least new public indictments. And now comes news that Mueller's top deputy, Andrew Weissmann -- also known as the special counsel's "legal pit bull" -- will leave the office within the next few days.

Also, the FBI recently announced that Mueller's top investigator, David Archey, has left Mueller to take a top job with the bureau in Richmond, Va.
The departure of not one but two of Mueller's key staff -- along with other aides who have moved on in recent weeks -- fueled speculation that the special counsel is wrapping up his investigation.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:36 PM

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1 I thought we sent Pit Bull to Alaska?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:37 PM (bcbK8)

2 Firstest

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 02:37 PM (BbGew)

3 I hate these DOJ types

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2019 02:37 PM (U7k5w)

4 Secondest

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 02:37 PM (BbGew)

5 1st maybe

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 15, 2019 02:37 PM (ZqRa6)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

7 And Brennan is unindicted too...

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2019 02:38 PM (U7k5w)

8 I tried

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 15, 2019 02:38 PM (ZqRa6)

9 By "legal pitbull" they mean extremely unethical prosecutor.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 02:38 PM (BXMxN)

10 And John Brennan did exactly what he intended to, re: 9/11

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:39 PM (bcbK8)

11 1st time I've been Willowed in a long while.

Posted by: tbodie at March 15, 2019 02:39 PM (V+bdf)

12 John Brennan bought up all the Miss Cleo franchises.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2019 02:39 PM (QLvwG)

13 Jumping ship to get first dibs on the Leftist gravy train jobs

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2019 02:39 PM (BbGew)

14 Its only an arm.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 15, 2019 02:39 PM (2LelM)

15 Don't forget, Mueller was outstanding the way he handled the Anthrax investigation. /sarc

Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2019 02:39 PM (gmo/4)

16 Girthiest!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (QLvwG)

17
>>Also, the FBI recently announced that Mueller's top investigator, David Archey, has left Mueller to take a top job with the bureau in Richmond, Va.>>

This is a good time to Fire this guy. I don't want this corrupt piece of shit working for the FBI.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (VO0ln)

18 And you get a SWAT raid, and you get a SWAT raid...

Posted by: Oprah Weissmann at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (UOBq3)

19 So this is like Radio Shack. Amiright?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)

20 First! well, I would have been, except for you don't like me.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (37IEG)

21 "I thought we sent Pit Bull to Alaska?
Posted by: Mark Andrew"

I thought he did that song that sounds like Take on Me by
A-Ha?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (OD2ni)

22 Trump should put hits out on all these fucks and pardon himself before he leaves office in 2024.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

23 21 "I thought we sent Pit Bull to Alaska?
Posted by: Mark Andrew"

I thought he did that song that sounds like Take on Me by
A-Ha?
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (OD2ni)

We should be so lucky.

People like 'Take on Me'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)

24 ...-- fueled speculation that the special counsel is wrapping up his investigation.I have some suggestions with where he can put it after it's all wrapped up. Okay, one suggestion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Z4rgH)

25 "I thought we sent Pit Bull to Alaska?
Posted by: Mark Andrew"

The fat, bald, middle aged Cuban guy that somehow has a "music" career?

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

26 There aren't many people more loathsome that John Muhammad al-Brennan.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (/v0JD)

27 Mueller's top prosecutor was a Hispanic rapper?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (bLhAC)

28 The crazy people are saying that Mueller is just clearing the deck of potential distractions before the indictments come down.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

29 Which Dem Campaign is Weissman joining? He is shameless enough.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (OD2ni)

30 Pit Bulls seem to be one of two types:
1. the most loyal, loving dogs imaginable
2. Psychopath

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK8)

31 7 And Brennan is unindicted too...
Posted by: CN at March 15, 2019 02:38 PM (U7k5w)

In my fantasies, Brennan goes to the Colorado supermax and every time he gets his one hour of time outside of solitary it rains, snows, or sleets on him.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

32 Trump should put hits out on all these fucks and pardon himself before he leaves office in 2024.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Today, as we celebrate America;s Independence Day, I'm settling all the family's business and offering a 2-for-1 on Moe Green specials.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (QLvwG)

33 The fat, bald, middle aged Cuban guy that somehow has a "music" career?
Posted by: Sponge

He seems to have a New Year's Eve career. He's on one of those shows every damn year and I still don't know why.

Posted by: Biergood at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (uGKH7)

34 Does EVERY story have to, like, be about me? The GOP is so afraid of a strong young latina that, like, they twist every story to somehow be about me. Like this Mueller story. Nothing to do with me. But here we are in the comments talking, like, about me.

Posted by: Alexandria Oca$$io-Cortez ($$$ - NY) at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (4Eo4+)

35 25 "I thought we sent Pit Bull to Alaska?
Posted by: Mark Andrew"

The fat, bald, middle aged Cuban guy that somehow has a "music" career?
Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly. Miami's pride.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK8)

36 is that John "The Steele Dossier is Real!!" Brennan?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (VpIIl)

37 There aren't many people more loathsome that John Muhammad al-Brennan.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (/v0JD)

He reminds me of the floating baron in Dune.

Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

38 When do Strzok and Page get indicted?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (q7xr9)

39 I'm ready for a return to the "Spoils System"

along with the dissolution of gov't worker unions.

No way these a-holes have proven themselves to be anything professional unless it's professional Dim lackeys and hacks.

Make it so.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (CRRq9)

40 Weissmann wants to spend more time SWAT raiding his family.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (UOBq3)

41 You just wait.. Mueller is saving the best for last! Criminal conspiracy charges for not only Trump but Jared and Ivanka as well!

I heard this at Daily Kooks the other day so it's gotta be true!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (so+oy)

42 38 When do Strzok and Page get indicted?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (q7xr9)

Just before Hillary does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

43 Washington doesn't go to jail, got it, good.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 02:43 PM (3ifQG)

44 So, do you admit that you accepted donations from, like, you know, the same bank that financed the Death Star?

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at March 15, 2019 02:44 PM (37IEG)

45 He's on one of those shows every damn year and I still don't know why.
======

1. Race
2. He's a member of The Party, in good standing

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2019 02:44 PM (vg8iE)

46
Weissmann is going to teach a course at NYU about the tragedy of false prosecution.

Which is like Mengele teaching a course on medical ethics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:44 PM (zBaqJ)

47
He reminds me of the floating baron in Dune.

Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (gmo/4)
He reminds me of some white squashy faced Playdough character.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (37IEG)

48 Pit Bulls seem to be one of two types:
1. the most loyal, loving dogs imaginable
2. Psychopath
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK

Strangely enough, the probability of the Pit Bull being Type 2 increase with the number of neck tats its owner has.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (CRRq9)

49 I wonder if Brennan is too good to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? You know, the old country and all that.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (jUVms)

50

What does "red pill" mean?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)

51 31: Yep. DOJ is so flaccid. I even read they are covering up for Feinstein' s doxxed Cosko. You'd think they could indict someone other than coaches and middle aged actresses

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (U7k5w)

52 46
Weissmann is going to teach a course at NYU about the tragedy of false prosecution.

Which is like Mengele teaching a course on medical ethics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:44 PM (zBaqJ)

it's a shame Mossad policy protects Weissmann

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (bcbK8)

53 My thought is that if they were going to be bringing down the Golden Scalp Weasel they would all stick around for the group picture and victory party. Leaving indicates that this is done and they'll just leave Nads & Shifty to gnaw away around the edges.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

54 Wait. Weismann is retiring so he can spend more time blowing the Cuban rapper Pit Bull? Or did I mix that up?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VpIIl)

55 "Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio"

LOL. AOC is really like Dustin Hoffman in Sleepers. She just read the script to the witnesses.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (OD2ni)

56 They may be winding down the investigation. I guess two years and countless millions with no results other than slow-motion leakage of FBI and IC malfeasance and a couple of nothingburger spite indictments may finally be too much for them to continue.

I wonder if they'll ever publish an unredacted report.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

57 50

What does "red pill" mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)

It's a reference to the movie 'The Matrix'.

Take the red pill....you wake up to the really real world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

58 49 I wonder if Brennan is too good to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? You know, the old country and all that.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (jUVms)

Lot of Joo-hate sadly these days in Ireland. So he's down with that struggle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ)

59 Strangely enough, the probability of the Pit Bull being Type 2 increase with the number of neck tats its owner has.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (CRRq9)

BY JOVE I think HE'S GOT IT!

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

60 PS. The Really Real world sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

61 Letters of marque and reprisals for inland waterways. Take the bastards at their lakefront homes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (QLvwG)

62 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (d8iVQ)

63 42: IOW never

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (U7k5w)

64 Weissmann just moving to the NY AG staff. PT will never be free of him.

Posted by: Ever at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (jhsdj)

65 54 Wait. Weismann is retiring so he can spend more time blowing the Cuban rapper Pit Bull? Or did I mix that up?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VpIIl)

Good Lord, I think you've broken the code!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

66 The Mueller report is probably circulating all around DC, frankly. That's why Collins is releasing the House transcripts on Page and Stryck, why Pelosi took a step back on impeachment and why these people are departing the Special Counsel's office.

It's also probably why McConnell fired a warning shot to Trump on the emergency declaration vote. Now that Mueller is wrapping up McConnel wants to preserve leverage over the White House by showing Trump he probably can direct enough votes to support impeachment if necessary.

Posted by: Revenant at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (NUNXH)

67 I'd love to see an overwhelming grassroots movement to eliminate the FBI.

Because fuck these guys.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (hjaPQ)

68 Ace, here's a pic of Mueller with his good buddy Brennan:

https://tinyurl.com/ybdmshvy

Bonus: Clapper in the background

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

69 48 Pit Bulls seem to be one of two types:
1. the most loyal, loving dogs imaginable
2. Psychopath
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK

Strangely enough, the probability of the Pit Bull being Type 2 increase with the number of neck tats its owner has.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (CRRq9)

Jah, but it doesn't seem to go to zero.

We had a kindly old lady killed by her pet Pit Bull. The woman fostered pets all the time, treated them well. But her own dog flipped out and killed her. Dunno why.

Most of them are lovely animals.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK8)

70
Lot of Joo-hate sadly these days in Ireland. So he's down with that struggle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ)

WTF is wrong with everyone? Ireland, once they celebrated abortions it was all over.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (jUVms)

71 lol. The lib comments on other sites about this are precious. It's all "the end is near for Trump", etc. It's a shame if it gets like Jonestown when it comes to a nothingburger. People in D.C. already know this.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VpIIl)

72

Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)

73 Pit Bull is going to remake Take on Me?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (Hk+Y0)

74
Another Brennan Triumph.

In fairness to Easter Island Head he doesn't have a security clearance anymore so he must depend on the crack CNN team for his prognostications.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (TAmPV)

75 Now, if you want a real honest to good psycho-dog via nature:

Buy a St Bernard.

If you get one with the wrong genetic mix, they're subject to spontaneous rage attacks against anyone and everyone, even their owners.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (CRRq9)

76 72

Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)

You're an odd duck, Sooth. But that's ok.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK8)

77 68
Ace, here's a pic of Mueller with his good buddy Brennan:

https://tinyurl.com/ybdmshvy

Bonus: Clapper in the background

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)
I thought that was a cast picture from Law and Order

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (37IEG)

78 Pit Bull is going to remake Take on Me?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (Hk+Y0)

This is a sign of the apocalypse, right?

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

79 "49 I wonder if Brennan is too good to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? You know, the old country and all that.
Posted by: Seems legit"

My late Irish dad refused to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. He said there too much honoring of pro-abortion "Catholic" politicians at parades and it made him sick.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (OD2ni)

80 Whenever I see or hear of Angry Commie Garden Gnome John Brennan, I am reminded of that classic song by Les Claypool and the Holy Mackeral, Granny's Little Garden Gnome:

http://tinyurl.com/Commie-Motherfucker-Brennan

Funny song.

Not funny commie traitor who should be swinging from the neck until dead (after a fair trial, of course).

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (G1fgw)

81 Which is like Mengele teaching a course on medical ethics.�

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:44 PM (zBaqJ

Or like james comey teaching a course on leadership ethics.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (oh+79)

82 75 Now, if you want a real honest to good psycho-dog via nature:

Buy a St Bernard.

If you get one with the wrong genetic mix, they're subject to spontaneous rage attacks against anyone and everyone, even their owners.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (CRRq9)

*shudder*

'Here Cujo...nice Cujo...oh God, Cujo, no...no!'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

83 Brennan turning Muslim was a real sign of mental instability.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (jUVms)

84 Now, if you want a real honest to good psycho-dog via nature:

Buy a St Bernard.

If you get one with the wrong genetic mix, they're subject to
spontaneous rage attacks against anyone and everyone, even their owners.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (CRRq9)

Take that back or I will bite your head off!

Posted by: Cujo at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (QLvwG)

85 What does "red pill" mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)
+++++++++++
Basically, it is the discovery of the great lie wherein you find out that everything you know is wrong.

It is a reference to the movie "The Matrix" wherein the protagonist is presented with a choice regarding his future. He can "take the blue pill," have his recent memory vanish, and go back to living his life - or he can "take the red pill" and be broken out of the simulation and shown the reality being hidden from him.

People who figure out that everyone is lying about everything and then waking up to how things really work is often referred to as "red pilling."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (I2dne)

86 The House has voted unanimously to release the full Mueller report when he finally finishes shitting it out.

And that makes me nervous somehow. Those assholes couldn't agree on the color of shit if you issued them all a standardized sample and a set of crayons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (Z4rgH)

87 "I thought we sent Pit Bull to Alaska?

Posted by: Mark Andrew"

The fat, bald, middle aged Cuban guy that somehow has a "music" career?

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly. Miami's pride.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK

In all sincerity, I can't blame the various rap singers who squirm up to the top of the music business. I mean, it doesn't take any talent, so why not. Why not be the Cuban rap singer or the Irish rap singer or the Haitian rap singer or the Palestinian rap singer.

Somebody's gotta do it.

It's like a lottery. Your odds of winning or one in a couple hundred million, but somebody's gonna win, and it won't be you if you don't play.

Posted by: Zombie Adam Smith at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (a2xio)

88 Brennan turning Muslim was a real sign of mental instability.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (jUVms)

In the Age of Obama that was a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

89 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

BANANAS!!!!

Posted by: Kevin at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (uSoVh)

90 Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)

I never saw it other than a few scenes. I still have never seen The Sixth Sense, so don't spoil it.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (n13/j)

91 "Pit Bull is going to remake Take on Me?
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

He did a song with Christina Aguilera that samples heavily from Take on Me.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

92
My late Irish dad refused to celebrate St.
Patrick's Day. He said there too much honoring of pro-abortion
"Catholic" politicians at parades and it made him sick.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
Saint Nancy Pelosi has indicated that a favorable view of abortion has always been a secure part of the dogma of the Roman Catholic church.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (37IEG)

93 83 Brennan turning Muslim was a real sign of mental instability.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (jUVms)

Or he knew which way the wind was blowing.

Islamic + Democrat = Immune to Prosecution

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

94 Let's start betting on when the report drops. I'm guessing 4:00 today Pacific Standard Time.

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (q177U)

95 What does "red pill" mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)

Suicide is painless.....

Posted by: M*A*S*H at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

96 90 Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)

I never saw it other than a few scenes. I still have never seen The Sixth Sense, so don't spoil it.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (n13/j)

===========

Bruce Willis is...in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (XSSCs)

97 My thoughts on this whole mess is Sessions was a mole in the Trump campaign. A distinguished deep state senator, turning to Trump? Not likely. I think Trump knew and told him nothing important, put him in the AG spot, knowing he wouldn't do squat. He has a tarnished reuptation and both the dems and the never-trumpers and repubs hate him. Don't know why that occurred to me.

Posted by: Abby at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (SM/op)

98 86 The House has voted unanimously to release the full Mueller report when he finally finishes shitting it out.

And that makes me nervous somehow. Those assholes couldn't agree on the color of shit if you issued them all a standardized sample and a set of crayons.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (Z4rgH)

Possibly. Or it could be people going home to their biases. The rabid dems figure it will finally let the Impeach Trump. Trump loyalists believe it will vindicate him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

99 92
My late Irish dad refused to celebrate St.
Patrick's Day. He said there too much honoring of pro-abortion
"Catholic" politicians at parades and it made him sick.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
Saint Nancy Pelosi has indicated that a favorable view of abortion has always been a secure part of the dogma of the Roman Catholic church.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (37IEG)

lolwut

Posted by: St. Thomas Aquinas at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

100 Brennan gives off a mean drunk wife beater look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

101 95 What does "red pill" mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)

Suicide is painless.....
Posted by: M*A*S*H at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Hmm....

Nah, too easy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)

102 In all sincerity, I can't blame the various rap
singers who squirm up to the top of the music business. I mean, it
doesn't take any talent, so why not. Why not be the Cuban rap singer or
the Irish rap singer or the Haitian rap singer or the Palestinian rap
singer.

Somebody's gotta do it.

It's like a lottery.
Your odds of winning or one in a couple hundred million, but somebody's
gonna win, and it won't be you if you don't play.

Posted by: Zombie Adam Smith at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (a2xio)

Smiles all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Shaggy at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (QLvwG)

103 Damn dirty deep state.

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (YIsx4)

104 95 What does "red pill" mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)

Suicide is painless.....
Posted by: M*A*S*H at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

No, that's the black capsule.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (zBaqJ)

105 He did a song with Christina Aguilera that samples heavily from Take on Me.
Posted by: Benji Carver

That you know this admirable and shameful simultaneously.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Hk+Y0)

106 Let's start betting on when the report drops. I'm guessing 4:00 today Pacific Standard Time.
Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (q177U)

11:59 PM, November 6, 2020

Posted by: M*A*S*H at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Damn sock.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

108
And that makes me nervous somehow. Those
assholes couldn't agree on the color of shit if you issued them all a
standardized sample and a set of crayons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (Z4rgH)
That will mean it will be heavy on unproven slanderous accusations and innuendos (Democractic suppositories) to keep us going until 2020.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (37IEG)

109 "Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)"

Can't please everyone I suppose. I thought it was quite groundbreaking, original and a lot of fun. the sequels were crap.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (OD2ni)

110 90 Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)

I never saw it other than a few scenes. I still have never seen The Sixth Sense, so don't spoil it.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (n13/j)

===========

Bruce Willis is...in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (XSSCs)

not cool!

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n13/j)

111 102 In all sincerity, I can't blame the various rap
singers who squirm up to the top of the music business. I mean, it
doesn't take any talent, so why not. Why not be the Cuban rap singer or
the Irish rap singer or the Haitian rap singer or the Palestinian rap
singer.

Somebody's gotta do it.

It's like a lottery.
Your odds of winning or one in a couple hundred million, but somebody's
gonna win, and it won't be you if you don't play.

Posted by: Zombie Adam Smith at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (a2xio)

Smiles all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Shaggy at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (QLvwG)

Mr. Boombastic, super romantic?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

112 Pitbull has done a ton of "remix/cover/sample" type songs. People can debate the quality (I generally like them).

However the worst song ever is Pitbull's recent molestastion of Toto's Africa. It was legitimately is in the running for the most disliked YouTube video of all time, until YouTube scrubbed millions of dislikes.
https://youtu.be/xhfnTs0RZLs

Posted by: wooga at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (pvzWl)

113 The departure of not one but two of Mueller's key staff -- along with
other aides who have moved on in recent weeks -- fueled speculation that
the special counsel is wrapping up his investigation.

The rats are putting on life jackets and stealing the life boats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

114 I have it on good authority that Cory Booker is severely heterosexual.

Posted by: Milt Rombley at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (hjaPQ)

115 I don't do St. Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve.

Those are amateur drinking days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (fuK7c)

116 Lindsey "the fag" Graham will indict nobody, ever. He's all pony no hat. And implicit to boot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (3ifQG)

117 110 Bruce Willis is...in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (XSSCs)

not cool!
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n13/j)

============

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MlHxAzLXA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (q80AH)

118 Bless my wife. She's had to look at my O-face all these years, looming over her.

Posted by: John Brennan at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (QLvwG)

119 The Godfather is a mediocre student film.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (Hk+Y0)

120 Suicide is painless.....
Posted by: M*A*S*H at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

An oldie but a goodie.

Posted by: tbodie at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (V+bdf)

121 People who figure out that everyone is lying about everything and then waking up to how things really work is often referred to as "red pilling."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Hmmm.... I thought that's what they referred to as a hangover.

Posted by: Kevin at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (uSoVh)

122 The secret to The Sixth Sense: there's a Backstreet Boy in it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)

123 119 The Godfather is a mediocre student film.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (Hk+Y0)

==========

"Silly Twitter slap fight! I'm in!"
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (XSSCs)

124 If only John McCain were here now, he'd wrap this up like he did the Nakatomi Plaza incident and Hillary would become President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)

125 109 "Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)"

Can't please everyone I suppose. I thought it was quite groundbreaking, original and a lot of fun. the sequels were crap.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (OD2ni)

There were no sequels, sadly. Because the ending, with Neo flying off into the sky, taking it to the Machines was a promising story hook.

Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

126 118 Bless my wife. She's had to look at my O-face all these years, looming over her.

Posted by: John Brennan at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (QLvwG)

Read this just as I was about to take my first bite of lunch...ewww

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

127 118 Bless my wife. She's had to look at my O-face all these years, looming over her.
Posted by: John Brennan at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (QLvwG)

Would not be surprised to learn Brennan ass rapes little boys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

128 "That you know this admirable and shameful simultaneously.

Posted by: weft cut-loop a"

LMAO. I have a 13 year old daughter that needs lots of rides to field hockey and lacrosse events.....

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (OD2ni)

129 Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (CRRq9)

Jah, but it doesn't seem to go to zero.

We had a kindly old lady killed by her pet Pit Bull. The woman
fostered pets all the time, treated them well. But her own dog flipped
out and killed her. Dunno why.

Most of them are lovely animals.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK

This is why I'm a cat person. I know damn well my cats would kill me if they could. They're mostly nice to me, but each of them have, at one point or another (sometimes several times a day), attacked me with menace in their eyes.

But they're too small to actually do it. So we get along just fine.

Posted by: Zombie Adam Smith at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (a2xio)

130

St Patrick's is on Sunday?

Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (VO0ln)

131 Or was that New Kids on the Block? I can't tell those molested boy bands apart.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)

132 Mueller's task is accomplished, essentially, because it's purpose was never to discover RUSSIAN COLLUSION in the first place.

It was part of the deep state + former Obama Admin cabal's Op to force Trump out.

Or, if that didn't happen, to at least damage Trump politically and keep his approval ratings down.

Or, if that didn't happen, to tie down Trump and his WH staff with so much procedural b.s. to prevent Trump from accomplishing his goals.

And of course to distract attention from the previous Administration's malfeasance (Iran, Uranium One, surveilling the Trump campaign, etc )

Mission accomplished, sort of.

Posted by: Hands at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (786Ro)

133 Trump will die before these eyes and he'll know, he'll know, that it is I, Baron Vladimir Al Brennan that encompasses his doom!

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Al Brennan at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (BRpqW)

134 No, that's the black capsule.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (zBaqJ)

Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

135 11:59 PM, November 6, 2020

Skynet becomes self-aware.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (LL1Be)

136 Cripes, already. Stupid sock.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (a2xio)

137 I don't do St. Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve.

Those are amateur drinking days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (fuK7c)

Our anniversary is today and we're not even going to attempt to go to a restaurant downtown. Over 300,000 drunk tourists have descended on Savannah to throw up, pee in public, and trash the squares. There's usually a drunk or two who decides to jump in the river and discovers there's actually a fast current.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

138

It would be the perfect day for Mueller to do something, though.

March 15th.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (VO0ln)

139 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

I thought that was a cast picture from Law and Order

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:48 PM (37IEG)

I thought it was a meeting of Assholes Anonymous.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (Z4rgH)

140 Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.
=======

Uh, that's Wachowski Sisters to you, H8R.

Posted by: Wachowski Sisters at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

141 If you can't eat an entire bratwurst in one bite, you're not a man's man, man.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (Hk+Y0)

142 127 118 Bless my wife. She's had to look at my O-face all these years, looming over her.
Posted by: John Brennan at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (QLvwG)

Would not be surprised to learn Brennan ass rapes little boys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

It would explain a few things

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

143 It would be the perfect day for Mueller to do something, though.

March 15th.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (VO0ln)

BEWARE the Ides of March!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

144 140 Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.
=======

Uh, that's Wachowski Sisters to you, H8R.
Posted by: Wachowski Sisters at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

Come closer. Look into my eye.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

145 125 There were no sequels, sadly. Because the ending, with Neo flying off into the sky, taking it to the Machines was a promising story hook.

Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

==========

The sequels really don't take advantage of the world the Wachowski Starship built in the first movie.

I imagined every member of the resistance able to do what Neo could do, and Neo had grown far beyond it. He was able to penetrate into the machine world. The machines panic, and they shut down the Matrix. The fight then extends solely in the real world.

The actual sequels are fine action movies, but little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (XSSCs)

146 I never saw it other than a few scenes. I still have never seen The Sixth Sense, so don't spoil it.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (n13/j)

Say what you will about The Matrix as a movie/concept/whatever, the scene where Neo wakes up in the "human battery bank" and is jettisoned therefrom is really very kewl:

http://tinyurl.com/Wake-Up-Sleepy-Neo

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (G1fgw)

147 The Mueller Report
756 redacted pages
The end.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (c4Ead)

148 127 118 Bless my wife. She's had to look at my O-face all these years, looming over her.
Posted by: John Brennan at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (QLvwG)

Would not be surprised to learn Brennan ass rapes little boys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

Well, he IS a Mohammedan.

Posted by: St. Thomas Aquinas at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

149
It would be the perfect day for Mueller to do something, though.

March 15th.

Senator Brutus McCain started all this, so if you think about it, it is pretty much perfect.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (LL1Be)

150 140 Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.
=======

Uh, that's Wachowski Sisters to you, H8R.
Posted by: Wachowski Sisters at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (vg8iE)

==========

It's actually the Waschowski Starship.

Because they are literally insane people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (XSSCs)

151 Winston Wolf rule is in effect.
Petty little fucker that he is, I wouldn't put it past Mueller to leave some kind of turd in the punchbowl.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (CXLVd)

152 Our anniversary is today and we're not even going to attempt to go to a restaurant downtown. Over 300,000 drunk tourists have descended on Savannah to throw up, pee in public, and trash the squares. There's usually a drunk or two who decides to jump in the river and discovers there's actually a fast current.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

Sunday is our anniversary. I plan to celebrate by going downtown, throw up, pee in public and trash the squares.

I'll kiss my wife goodnight afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

153 Johnny Weissmuller retired?

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (N/TWl)

154 I don't do St. Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve.

Those are amateur drinking days.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 02:53 PM (fuK7c)
heh, I kind of go the same way. I don't do NYE to be ironic.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (n13/j)

155 I never saw it other than a few scenes. I still have never seen The Sixth Sense, so don't spoil it.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:50 PM (n13/j)

===========

Bruce Willis is...in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (XSSCs)

not cool!

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n13/j)

Spoiler, in spite of the title, there are only 5 senses.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (a2xio)

156 Veto Watch

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (LL1Be)

157 Pitbull has done a ton of "remix/cover/sample" type songs.

He sampled "Love is Strange" for a song a few years ago. Funny story about that: Sylvia of Mickey and Sylvia was Sylvia Robinson. She founded Sugarhill Records with her husband in the 1970s and is effectively the godmother of rap music.

Posted by: sunflower at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (pK3KK)

158 145 125 There were no sequels, sadly. Because the ending, with Neo flying off into the sky, taking it to the Machines was a promising story hook.

Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

==========

The sequels really don't take advantage of the world the Wachowski Starship built in the first movie.

I imagined every member of the resistance able to do what Neo could do, and Neo had grown far beyond it. He was able to penetrate into the machine world. The machines panic, and they shut down the Matrix. The fight then extends solely in the real world.

The actual sequels are fine action movies, but little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (XSSCs)

That's the power of the first movie.

The sequels you make up in your head are better than what they...would have crapped out.
If they existed.

Which they don't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

159 *mutters to himself*

Where's that damned thesaurus. I need more words that mean "subjectively suspicious but lacking any evidence whatsoever."

Posted by: Mueller at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (XROPS)

160 Let's start betting on when the report drops. I'm guessing 4:00 today Pacific Standard Time.

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (q177U)

11:59 PM, November 6, 2020

Posted by: M*A*S*H at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

2:14 am EDT August 29

Posted by: Skynet at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (QLvwG)

161 155

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n13/j)

Spoiler, in spite of the title, there are only 5 senses.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (a2xio)

==========

Scientists agree that there are at least 7!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (XSSCs)

162 >>>Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (VO0ln)

"In it's entirety" = less than 5 minutes I guess?

It's silly, but fun. It's basically Sci Fi kung fu.

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (q177U)

163 Brennan gives off a mean drunk wife beater look.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

When I watch his walnutty-scrunched face spewing out hate and bullshit I always get the sense he has horrible breath because he's rotting inside from the core. And he spits a lot when he talks.

Posted by: Biergood at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (uGKH7)

164
The actual sequels are fine action movies, but little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (XSSCs)
What moron builds a combat mech who's pilot is completely exposed."We can't stop it!""Did you try shooting the pilot? He's like, uh, right there in the front".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)

165 Too bad the Wachowski Brothers couldn't make any more of them.

Posted by:�Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo�at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

Damn shame that. Could have been a franchise with a still extant MMO. Almost makes me wish for a second Inception.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (fPLS0)

166 The Mueller Report is going to be a handoff to the Democrat House. It's framed in a way that's just enough to keep the kooks alive. The gist is:- There is no criminal activity that we can verify, per se- There is "questionable" activity coming from concerning actions we can't "fully verify- The president acted foolishly, but not criminally in any way we can confirm

The "we can't confirm" and "we can't verify" is the "handoff to Democrats so they can keep Investigationpalooza going

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

167 I wouldn't put it past Mueller to leave some kind of turd in the punchbowl.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (CXLVd)

Spoiler Alert: Mueller IS the turd in the punch bowl

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (N/TWl)

168 Our anniversary is today and we're not even going to attempt to go to a restaurant downtown.

Happy anniversary! I also can't go out on my birthday because it's Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (fuK7c)

169 158
That's the power of the first movie.

The sequels you make up in your head are better than what they...would have crapped out.
If they existed.

Which they don't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK

=========

What's weird is that my idea feels like a completely natural outgrowth of what they did in the first movie.

Their actual sequels actually feel like stuff some hack would have made if the Wachowskis weren't interested in returning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (XSSCs)

170 Brennan gives off a mean drunk wife beater look.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

--

Agree.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (jUVms)

171 "Me and my cronies would like to thank the American tax-paying suckers for the free millions of dollars. We made our money the old-fashioned way ..." -- Herr Mueller

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (UUw96)

172 161 155

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n13/j)

Spoiler, in spite of the title, there are only 5 senses.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (a2xio)

==========

Scientists agree that there are at least 7!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (XSSCs)

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Pineal gland at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

173 Our anniversary is today and we're not even going to attempt to go to a restaurant downtown. Over 300,000 drunk tourists have descended on Savannah to throw up, pee in public, and trash the squares. There's usually a drunk or two who decides to jump in the river and discovers there's actually a fast current.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
------
I thought that SXSW was here in Austin....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (MVpMt)

174 "Sunday is our anniversary. I plan to celebrate by going downtown, throw up, pee in public and trash the squares."

Basically a day ending in Y for me. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (OD2ni)

175 Happy anniversary! I also can't go out on my birthday because it's Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (fuK7c)

Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (ptqGC)

176 There is Umami and the Smilla's sense of Snow I think.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (n13/j)

177 The House has voted unanimously to release the full Mueller report when he finally finishes shitting it out.

And that makes me nervous somehow. Those assholes couldn't agree on the color of shit if you issued them all a standardized sample and a set of crayons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (Z4rgH)

Could swing either way - release it to show to their loony base that they aren't hiding anything, there is no "there" there, and for them to back down a bit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

178 The "we can't confirm" and "we can't verify" is the "handoff to Democrats so they can keep Investigationpalooza going

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: Jerrrold Nadler at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (786Ro)

179 I thought that SXSW was here in Austin....
Posted by: lin-duh at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (MVpMt)

Well, wherever libs gather, they will shithole.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Would not be surprised to learn Brennan ass rapes little boys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

Well, he IS a Mohammedan.
Posted by: St. Thomas Aquinas at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

That's good enough for me. According to the METOO rules, the burden now is on Brennan to disprove it.

Posted by: LASue at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (XROPS)

181

If they made a Matrix cartoon series, I'd watch it. I like cartoons.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (VO0ln)

182 169 158
That's the power of the first movie.

The sequels you make up in your head are better than what they...would have crapped out.
If they existed.

Which they don't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK

=========

What's weird is that my idea feels like a completely natural outgrowth of what they did in the first movie.

Their actual sequels actually feel like stuff some hack would have made if the Wachowskis weren't interested in returning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (XSSCs)

Well they clearly climbed up their own asses. Too much money, too soon.

The guys that showed to make 'Bound' and 'The Matrix' didn't show up for anything else except as photographers and SFX idea men.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

183 I don't do St. Patrick's Day

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I'm Scottish. On St. Paddy's day I wear orange and randomly break out in a raucous chorus of Hurrah, Hurrah We Are the Billy Boys. I also plant my early potatoes I have about 3 ft of snow left it's going to tough to do this year.

Posted by: Kevin at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (uSoVh)

184 The sequels you make up in your head are better than what they would have crapped out.

If they existed.

Which they don't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK

I always thought they should have made at least one.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (N/TWl)

185 181

If they made a Matrix cartoon series, I'd watch it. I like cartoons.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (VO0ln)

Someone made 'The Animatrix', a bunch of short toons connected to the movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

186 Summary of the Mueller report -
"We were unable to find any direct connections between the Russians and Donald Trump."

"But most importantly we were unable to conclusively prove there were none."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)

187 Good news! Donnie Deutsch announced on AM Joe that he's seriously considering running for mayor of NYC. *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (ptqGC)

188 182
Well they clearly climbed up their own asses. Too much money, too soon.

The guys that showed to make 'Bound' and 'The Matrix' didn't show up for anything else except as photographers and SFX idea men.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK

==========

I do like Speed Racer, though.

It's far from great, but if I only ever watch one overproduced live action film of a dumb anime ever, it'd be that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (XSSCs)

189 177 The House has voted unanimously to release the full Mueller report when he finally finishes shitting it out.

And that makes me nervous somehow. Those assholes couldn't agree on the color of shit if you issued them all a standardized sample and a set of crayons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (Z4rgH)

The House is blowing smoke - the House does not have the authority needed to see the entire report, or to release any of it on their own unless Attorney General Barr grants them his permission. It's a separation of powers thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)

190 166 The Mueller Report is going to be a handoff to the Democrat House. It's framed in a way that's just enough to keep the kooks alive. The gist is:- There is no criminal activity that we can verify, per se- There is "questionable" activity coming from concerning actions we can't "fully verify- The president acted foolishly, but not criminally in any way we can confirm

The "we can't confirm" and "we can't verify" is the "handoff to Democrats so they can keep Investigationpalooza going

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

This sounds about right.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

191 M*A*S*H combined the sensibility of Three's Company and Annie Get Your Gun in a Goethe form with a Ravi Shankar rhythm.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 03:02 PM (Hk+Y0)

192 Easter is April 21st, do joo's eat at Chinese restaurants then too?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:02 PM (3ifQG)

193
The "we can't confirm" and "we can't verify" is the "handoff to Democrats so they can keep Investigationpalooza going
How do you go from lawless back to lawful?

How does a country stuff the evil of Lawlessness back into Pandora's box?

*yeah , yeah low hanging curve*

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (LL1Be)

194 Don't forget me!

Posted by: Pineal gland at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Strangely enough, the pineal gland isn't in the penis.

Or anywhere near it!!!

Posted by: naturalfake being all scientific and stuff at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (CRRq9)

195 176 There is Umami and the Smilla's sense of Snow I think.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:00 PM (n13/j)

The sequel to the latter, 'Smilla's Sense of Chartered Accountancy' was an odd direction for the filmmaker to take.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

196 The Mueller Report is going to be a handoff to the
Democrat House. It's framed in a way that's just enough to keep the
kooks alive. The gist is:- There is no criminal activity that we can
verify, per se- There is "questionable" activity coming from concerning
actions we can't "fully verify- The president acted foolishly, but not
criminally in any way we can confirm

The "we can't confirm" and "we can't verify" is the "handoff to Democrats so they can keep Investigationpalooza going

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM

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pelosi and schumer have already let it slip that the report is going to basically say......"while we can't prove that Trump and/or his campaign had dealings with Russia, serious doubt remains about his potential loyalty to vladimar putin. He has not proven his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

197 170 Brennan gives off a mean drunk wife beater look.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

Worse.

the head of a Luciferian coven.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (kD8Fh)

198 #twoweeks

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (9oE3U)

199 194 Don't forget me!

Posted by: Pineal gland at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Strangely enough, the pineal gland isn't in the penis.

Or anywhere near it!!!

Posted by: naturalfake being all scientific and stuff at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (CRRq9)

Well it can be, if you have a nice girlfriend with an oral fixation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

200
remember the ANIMANIACS?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (VO0ln)

201 My thoughts on this whole mess is Sessions was a mole in the Trump campaign. A distinguished deep state senator, turning to Trump? Not likely. I think Trump knew and told him nothing important, put him in the AG spot, knowing he wouldn't do squat. He has a tarnished reuptation and both the dems and the never-trumpers and repubs hate him. Don't know why that occurred to me.
Posted by: Abby at March 15, 2019 02:51 PM (SM/op)

According to someone elsewhere, when Sleepy Jeff was younger he was 100% for destroying the deep state. I don't know what happened between then and now, other than the Senate turning people into worthless lazy turds, but he was a very small man for a big job as AG.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (y7DUB)

202 Ain't no one gonna do shit.

Posted by: Agent #1 at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (786Ro)

203 Walls closing in
Wheels coming off
Trump will be gone by summer 2017

Signed,
The ARC of History

Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (NYS7S)

204 191 M*A*S*H combined the sensibility of Three's Company and Annie Get Your Gun in a Goethe form with a Ravi Shankar rhythm.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 03:02 PM (Hk+Y0)

*unpacks that*
*ponders*

Huh, you know that works. Well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)

205 192 Easter is April 21st, do joo's eat at Chinese restaurants then too?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:02 PM (3ifQG)

No because regular restaurants are open that day.

The reason they eat Chinese on Christmas is that there are no other restaurants open, everyone is off for the holiday.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (kD8Fh)

206 172
161 155

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n13/j)

Spoiler, in spite of the title, there are only 5 senses.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 02:57 PM (a2xio)

==========

Scientists agree that there are at least 7!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (XSSCs)

Don't forget me!

Posted by: Pineal gland at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Never.

Which, since we're on movies, the makers of Reanimator were told, there's no way you can top a headless dude giving a lady oral secks, and they said "hold my beer," and went ahead and made From Beyond.

Pure genius.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (a2xio)

207 That's the power of the first movie.

The sequels you make up in your head are better than what they...would have crapped out.
If they existed.

Which they don't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK

Agree completely - I thought the first movie was one of the best movies that had been made in years! And then the second one dumbed it down, and then the third one just totally crapped on every good idea that the first one had come up with.

It's kind of like the lesson of the Highlander Movies - There Should Only Have Been One.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:05 PM (Kpl3J)

208 According to someone elsewhere, when Sleepy Jeff was younger he was 100% for destroying the deep state. I don't know what happened between then and now, other than the Senate turning people into worthless lazy turds, but he was a very small man for a big job as AG.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (y7DUB)

I think a lot of people in the R party talk whatever bullshit they feel they need to talk to get elected.

Well, that's true of all politicians.

And many "conservative" "thought leaders."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 15, 2019 03:05 PM (GBteo)

209 Do you investigate the investigators?

How do you retaliate against an unlawful but government approved investigation?
Civil actions are off the table with "public figures".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)

210 I do like Speed Racer, though.

It's far from great, but if I only ever watch one overproduced live action film of a dumb anime ever, it'd be that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (XSSCs)

Ahem.

Posted by: Alita Battle Angel at March 15, 2019 03:05 PM (CRRq9)

211 Don't forget me!

Posted by: Pineal gland at March 15, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Strangely enough, the pineal gland isn't in the penis.

Or anywhere near it!!!

Posted by: naturalfake being all scientific and stuff at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (CRRq9)

I wouldn't say that.

Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 15, 2019 03:05 PM (a2xio)

212 I thought it was Battle Angel Alita...why change the title?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

213 pelosi and schumer have already let it slip that the report is going to basically say......"while we can't prove that Trump and/or his campaign had dealings with Russia, serious doubt remains about his potential loyalty to vladimar putin. He has not proven his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

---------------------------

Well, it's a good thing that within our Justice system, innocence is not what needs to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, isn't it?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

214 210 I do like Speed Racer, though.

It's far from great, but if I only ever watch one overproduced live action film of a dumb anime ever, it'd be that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:01 PM (XSSCs)

Ahem.

Posted by: Alita Battle Angel at March 15, 2019 03:05 PM (CRRq9)

==========

Not any anime. Just the dumb ones.

Is Alita dumb?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:07 PM (XSSCs)

215 Late to the party so it's probably already been said but, if theses people are leaving. Mueslix' investigation is over. They are probably still trying, hoping, praying for anything. But he's got shit. And the DOJ and FBI need to be knocked over and rebuilt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:07 PM (+/tGa)

216 Well, it's a good thing that within our Justice system, innocence is not what needs to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, isn't it?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

Impeachment is a political process, not a legal one

The El Shabbab Caucus will demand an impeachment vote, which will be glorious when it fails or passes by, say, 1-vote.

Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 03:07 PM (NYS7S)

217 I thought it was Battle Angel Alita...why change the title?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK

That's Hollywood, baby!

Bringing something new and original to the product.

Posted by: Alita Battle Angel at March 15, 2019 03:07 PM (CRRq9)

218 For anyone who likes machine gun porn, with spent cartridges flying in showers, the Helicopter Rescue of Morpheus can not be beat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

219 Considering thenumber of lawyers in politics they sure seem to ignore standards of proof, proving a negative and not being an asshole.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 03:08 PM (jUVms)

220 According to someone elsewhere, when Sleepy Jeff was younger he was 100% for destroying the deep state. I don't know what happened between then and now,

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (y7DUB)

We become what we hate.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2019 03:08 PM (N/TWl)

221
Say what you will about The Matrix as a movie/concept/whatever, the scene where Neo wakes up in the "human battery bank" and is jettisoned therefrom is really very kewl:

http://tinyurl.com/Wake-Up-Sleepy-Neo

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2019 02:56 PM (G1fgw)

Sounds like Overdrawn At the Memory Bank. Ma, my nuts?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2019 03:08 PM (OLCnA)

222 I decided to just lurk for awhile

With a purpose

Kinda sorta

Maby

While I was lurking my minion made a few posts one of which could be construed as fighting words to those horders and hordettes who might be green. Unlike TC I will kinda sorta apologize

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (uSoVh)

223 I thought it was Battle Angel Alita...why change the title?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Because Gumnmnnmmmm was too long. And Lisa Page wouldn't sign the NDA. Either or.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (Hk+Y0)

224 Considering thenumber of lawyers in politics they sure seem to ignore
standards of proof, proving a negative and not being an asshole.

God Bless America!

Posted by: Senator for Life Bob 'KiddiePerv' Menendez at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (LL1Be)

225 pelosi and schumer have already let it slip that the report is going to basically say......"while we can't prove that Trump and/or his campaign had dealings with Russia, serious doubt remains about his potential loyalty to vladimar putin. He has not proven his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

..................

The report will probably say there was very questionable contact between members of Trump's campaign staff and family and associates, but they were not able to find evidence linking to Trump himself.

They may even come out and say Trump's dealings with the Russians on Trump Tower Moscow during the campaign were at the very least unethical, if not criminal.

So yeah.. just enough ammunition for another dozen or so House committee investigations.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (so+oy)

226 I was drinking some IPA's with the neighbors, the titles should have brought lawsuits. Racer X was exceptionally good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (3ifQG)

227 Which, since we're on movies, the makers of
Reanimator were told, there's no way you can top a headless dude giving a
lady oral secks, and they said "hold my beer," and went ahead and made
From Beyond.

Pure genius.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2019 03:04 PM (a2xio)

One of the cinematic pinnacles of movie making.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (QLvwG)

228 Milo giving testimony as Christine Blasey Babyvoice:

http://tinyurl.com/yxh5rtmd

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:09 PM (kD8Fh)

229 on the topic of cartoons out of movies, I don't think anyone disputes the fact that the animated "Clone Wars" and its sequel have 10 times the quality in plotting and dialogue than anything done in the Stars Wars verse since the first trilogy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:10 PM (Kpl3J)

230 Not any anime. Just the dumb ones.

Is Alita dumb?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:07 PM (XSSCs)

No. It's a huge amount of fun. Everything you'd want from an anime inspired movie.

Great acting, great script, great directing, flawless CGI.

Alita is the cure for grumpy assless Captain Marvel.

Hopefully, it does well enough to have a sequel.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2019 03:10 PM (CRRq9)

231 If you're a middle age women with a chardonnay problem who thinks Beto is in any way interesting, good looking or screwable, you need to dry out and lots of therapy.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 03:11 PM (jUVms)

232 218
For anyone who likes machine gun porn, with spent cartridges flying in
showers, the Helicopter Rescue of Morpheus can not be beat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)
I was always fond of "Dodge this"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

233 I wish somebody would start a PAC for the sole purpose of primarying the 12 GOP cocksuckers. I don't have much money, but I'd send a check for that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 15, 2019 03:11 PM (hjaPQ)

234 memba when CNN reported that Mueller was werapping up that week? That was 3 weeks ago, right?

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2019 03:11 PM (9VeU0)

235

Clone Wars was quality.

remember the more cartoonish DROIDS?

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (VO0ln)

236 Da Nang Dick Blumenthal blames Trump for NZ massacre

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324508/

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (BXMxN)

237 So, what will happen to Mueller for not doing his job?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (IDhUW)

238 Well, it's a good thing that within our Justice system, innocence is not what needs to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, isn't it?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

Impeachment is a political process, not a legal one

The El Shabbab Caucus will demand an impeachment vote, which will be glorious when it fails or passes by, say, 1-vote.
Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 03:07 PM (NYS7S)

-----------------------

I am well aware that it is a political process. They can choose to hold an Impeachment vote in the House because they don't like his comb over. I look forward to them trying this and getting the same electoral results in 2020 that the Rs did after they voted on impeachment.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

239 And remember when CNN was Clinton News Network?

As the French say - the more things change....

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

240 Increasingly depressed.

Thank God it's range day tomorrow.

See folks later, have fun Horde.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

241 236
Da Nang Dick Blumenthal blames Trump for NZ massacre

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324508/

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (BXMxN)
He didn't fight and die in Vietnam just to see New Zealand destroyed by Trump you know.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)

242 I am well aware that it is a political process. They can choose to hold an Impeachment vote in the House because they don't like his comb over. I look forward to them trying this and getting the same electoral results in 2020 that the Rs did after they voted on impeachment.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

Oh, I knew you know, amgio! Just stating what is obvious to us for anyone who may be new to all this...

Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 03:13 PM (NYS7S)

243 237 So, what will happen to Mueller for not doing his job?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (IDhUW)

Nothing. He's the male version of Jamie Gorelick, lurching from one profitable disaster to another.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

244 Towards the end of the Milo vid he describes how Di Commio shut down his appearance at NYU, claiming that NYPD couldn't ensure the safety of the students against one gay man.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:14 PM (kD8Fh)

245 Mr. Servo, machine gun porn and can not be beat in the same sentence seems to be somewhat of a confutation

Posted by: Sock monkey Rhetoric monitor at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (uSoVh)

246 Bikini girls with machine guns was a thing once

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (3ifQG)

247 pelosi and schumer have already let it slip that the report is going to basically say......"while we can't prove that Trump and/or his campaign had dealings with Russia, serious doubt remains about his potential loyalty to vladimar putin. He has not proven his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt."

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 15, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

Executive summaries and weasel words are nice, but they don't rise to the level of Strozk and Page dropping dime on Mueller and the Justice Department. I don't think it would be hard to get either to plead to actual conspiracy charges to the coup attempt on the democratically elected government. And after McCabe, Comey, and Mueller himself are thrown in the grinder... well, then what larks.

I don't think this -will- happen, but it -can- happen. And is more certain than Muellermas. It's been clear the Democrats are pushing the investigation is mainly just to cover up their own crimes. But if Strozk is testifying against Mueller, the best before date on that plan may have passed.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (fPLS0)

248 Towards the end of the Milo vid he describes how Di Commio shut down his appearance at NYU, claiming that NYPD couldn't ensure the safety of the students against one gay man.

It would be hilarious if Milo were as straight as Charles Bronson and this is all a schtick.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

249 memba when CNN reported that Mueller was werapping up that week? That was 3 weeks ago, right?
Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2019 03:11 PM (9VeU0)

--------------------------

They have been trotting this out whenever they wanted to change the news hot subject since before the mid terms.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (ffYR/)

250 Trump's going to veto the NE bill shortly. I hope he has a few choice words.

Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

251 209 Do you investigate the investigators?

How do you retaliate against an unlawful but government approved investigation?
Civil actions are off the table with "public figures".
---
I have these same questions....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (IDhUW)

252 I was drinking some IPA's with the neighbors, the titles should have brought lawsuits. Racer X was exceptionally good
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15,

******

The local grocery store remodeled and put in a Daddy Day Care. 12 offerings on tap. All IPAs, porters and Hefeweizen. Notca single damned lager.
So I bought a six pack of my fav went in, sat down and started drinking it. After explaining why, they asked me to leave.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (0tfLf)

253 246
Bikini girls with machine guns was a thing once

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (3ifQG)
Once? No my friend, the good things, they never change.

Posted by: Most Interesting man at AOSHQ at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (37IEG)

254 Da Nang Dick Blumenthal blames Trump for NZ massacre

The Uniparty has your back, bruv.

Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (LL1Be)

255 Andrew Weissmann has to be in big demand for all the 2020 Demo candidates.

And also any other organization looking for a lawless traitor, who will smear and destroy anyone for a paycheck.

Ask those executives that got out of jail on a 9-0 Supreme Court decision against his methods.

Oh, wait. Some of them died in prison. We can't.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (sy5kK)

256 Anyone remember the scene in Caddy Shack where Bill Murray sets the Arch Bishop's golf bag on the 18th green and hurries away? Can't imagine why that would come to mind.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 15, 2019 03:17 PM (16OL0)

257 The commies really intend to keep a stranglehold on the college students. That's the reason they've decided Beet-o is The One, v. 1.

He is supposed to lock down the young stupid vote but especially keep the wet suburban panties in line. Can't have them defecting, following their husbands' lead and vote for Trump.
So they gave Beet-o the glam rollout with the Vanity Fair cover, he's making the rounds of the talk shows, and Chris Matthews reliably splooges on air talking about the Beet-o aura of fuckability.

I wonder what the rest of the Dem preezy hopefuls are thinking?

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:17 PM (kD8Fh)

258 So, what will happen to Mueller for not doing his job?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (IDhUW)

Nothing. He's the male version of Jamie Gorelick, lurching from one profitable disaster to another.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

When Gorelick was on the 9/11 Commission instead of being grilled by it, the worthlessness and complicity of the GOP came into sharp focus. Nothing subsequently has changed that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2019 03:17 PM (y7DUB)

259 250 Trump's going to veto the NE bill shortly. I hope he has a few choice words.
Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

"Low energy Senators. Sad."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

260 41 You just wait.. Mueller is saving the best for last! Criminal conspiracy charges for not only Trump but Jared and Ivanka as well!

I heard this at Daily Kooks the other day so it's gotta be true!
.
You forgot Baron and Melania's frozen eggs . .
.

Posted by: Immortant Joe at March 15, 2019 03:17 PM (S4rpa)

261 The local grocery store remodeled and put in a Daddy Day Care. 12 offerings on tap. All IPAs, porters and Hefeweizen. Notca single damned lager.
So I bought a six pack of my fav went in, sat down and started drinking it. After explaining why, they asked me to leave.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (0tfLf)

I would not have done this.

I'm just sayin....

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Bikini girls with machine guns was a thing once

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:15 PM (3ifQG)

In super slo-mo closeups, if you please.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2019 03:18 PM (QLvwG)

263 Oh. I never watched The Matrix in its entirety. It was too stupid to keep me interested.

It bored me.

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at March 15, 2019 03:18 PM (oVJmc)

264 I am well aware that it is a political process. They can choose to hold an Impeachment vote in the House because they don't like his comb over. I look forward to them trying this and getting the same electoral results in 2020 that the Rs did after they voted on impeachment.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

Oh, I knew you know, amgio! Just stating what is obvious to us for anyone who may be new to all this...
Posted by: DocJ at March 15, 2019 03:13 PM (NYS7S)

--------------------------

Gotcha, thanks.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 15, 2019 03:18 PM (ffYR/)

265 After explaining why, they asked me to leave.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM (0tfLf)

Dirty commies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 03:19 PM (t6MX/)

266 257 The commies really intend to keep a stranglehold on the college students. That's the reason they've decided Beet-o is The One, v. 1.

He is supposed to lock down the young stupid vote but especially keep the wet suburban panties in line. Can't have them defecting, following their husbands' lead and vote for Trump.
So they gave Beet-o the glam rollout with the Vanity Fair cover, he's making the rounds of the talk shows, and Chris Matthews reliably splooges on air talking about the Beet-o aura of fuckability.

I wonder what the rest of the Dem preezy hopefuls are thinking?
Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:17 PM (kD8Fh)

Mostly "Jesus, that guy couldn't skateboard if he were being pursued by Godzilla!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

267 On the topic of Mueller, I noticed some fool saying "But he can't be done, because Carter Page hasn't been indicted yet, and that's where this all started!!!"

I think one of the greatest embarrassments, and yes, "tells" of this whole circus is that they have had the entire FBI focused on Carter Page for 4 or 5 years now, and they still cannot find One Single Thing to charge him with!

He never fooled around taking money from the Ukrainians and laundering it like Manafort did. He never got involved in any of the insanse stuff Roger Stone did. He never set up a fraudulent New York Taxi Medallion scam like Cohen did. And it appears that he never once lied to the FBI about anything - I've read some of the transcripts that were released, and he appears to have been very honest and open about everything he did, everywhere he went, everything he said. Sure he went to Russia to try and drum up business - he was a Private Citizen, that was LEGAL to do! Same thing with everything else they've tried to pin on him.

I think Carter Page is going to end up being the embarrassing name that everyone in on the scam is going to try to airbrush out of the proceedings - because to focus on him will be to admit that the entire case was based on NOTHING from the very start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

268 Great. TB found in the Texas Panhandle.....

THANKS OPEN BORDER FUCKS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Dirty commies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 03:19

******

I know, right!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (0tfLf)

270 Listening to Rush on a one hour delay, and he just made me chuckle by referring to Beta O as Vanilla Obama.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (cJos+)

271 243 237 So, what will happen to Mueller for not doing his job?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (IDhUW)

Nothing. He's the male version of Jamie Gorelick, lurching from one profitable disaster to another.
----
I think you are right, but it is wrong and should be stopped. I just don't know how.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (IDhUW)

272 Beatoff could be a formidable candidate it he'd wear flannel shirts.

Posted by: Lamar Alexander at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (hjaPQ)

273 the FBI recently announced that Mueller's top investigator, David Archey, has left Mueller to take a top job with the bureau in Richmond, Va.
..........

Aha. Finally found his car keys.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

274 Mostly "Jesus, that guy couldn't skateboard if he were being pursued by Godzilla!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

I bet Betoff can't ollie for shit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 03:21 PM (t6MX/)

275 Not to mix beer with politics but Yuengling is a good beer. The libs in the know hate it and consider it "Republican beer". I even know of libs who have stopped serving it over politics. It is also cheap, and in PA, you order it by just saying "lager".

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:22 PM (n13/j)

276 Chris Wallace has emerged blinking from the weekend and is instructing Congress that they can override the veto and shit all over Trump.

Sheppy is pumping his new Presidential candidate Pete ButtKeg or whatever.
If cord-cutting was real, I would do it in a second.

Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at March 15, 2019 03:22 PM (LL1Be)

277 .. getting the same electoral results in 2020 that the Rs did after they voted on impeachment

The Senate acquitted Clinton Feb 1999. In the 2000 election, the Republicans lost 2 seats, the Democrats gained 1 seat, and +1 Independent.

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:22 PM (QkjLD)

278

Brennan's been super quiet lately--he go back to Easter Island to be with the family?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2019 03:22 PM (S/hVx)

279 /long sock off

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:22 PM (LL1Be)

280 271 243 237 So, what will happen to Mueller for not doing his job?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (IDhUW)

He won't be committing Arkancide for failing to do what he was paid to do?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 03:23 PM (JgA4k)

281 Sheppy is pumping his new Presidential candidate Pete ButtKeg or whatever.
If cord-cutting was real, I would do it in a second.

Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski,
Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at March 15, 2019 03:22
PM (LL1Be)

I call my two boys bootygig, alternatively. They giggle their butts off.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 03:23 PM (t6MX/)

282 The Mueller Report: The Final Report of the Special Counsel into Donald Trump, Russia, and Collusion
Amazon will release this title on March 26, 2019.

I find it interesting that the House did a non-binding resolution to release a report that the publishing houses have had the page count (726) for two weeks now.
Do we really need this sort of Potemkin outrage ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:24 PM (QkjLD)

283 whu-hut?

Beto wrote kiddy kill fiction when he was a hackerboy called "Psychedelic Warlord"?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

284 Da Nang Dick Blumenthal blames Trump for NZ massacre

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324508/

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2019 03:12 PM (BXMxN)
He didn't fight and die in Vietnam just to see New Zealand destroyed by Trump you know.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)

Democrats never waste any time. Everything is always political and an opportunity for gain.

to blame something literally on the other side of the world on Trump is par for the course.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:24 PM (NFEMn)

285 Another Brennan Triumph!

Jamie Gorelick, you've got comp-et-tition! /Cosell voice

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2019 03:24 PM (oRUl9)

286 Mostly "Jesus, that guy couldn't skateboard if he were being pursued by Godzilla!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 15, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

I bet Betoff can't ollie for shit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 03:21 PM (t6MX/)

He'd bust his buns trying to do a Quasimodo or The Coffin

Posted by: Jan and Dean at March 15, 2019 03:24 PM (QLvwG)

287 On the last thread someone linked to an article about the college-cheating young "influencer" getting embroiled in a game show cheating scandal. This is a caption from one of the picture:

Loughlin, 54, appeared in a Los Angeles federal courtroom Wednesday after flying back from Vancouver where she had been filming for The Hallmark Channel. Olivia Jade, Loughlin's youngest daughter, was on a multi-million dollar yacht in the Bahamas which belongs to the USC board of trustees' chairman

USC trustee chairman must be a seriously good gig.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (I2dne)

288 Re: pit bulls.

I do understand that much has to do with how an animal is raised, but the bottom line for me is that a pit bull CAN kill you if it ever "snaps". I don't want an animal that has the capacity to kill me.

My cats, not so much (unless you count tripping me on the stairs and causing a massive head injury. But that would be unintentional, I think).

Posted by: cfo mom at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (RfzVr)

289 I think Carter Page is going to end up being the embarrassing name that everyone in on the scam is going to try to airbrush out of the proceedings - because to focus on him will be to admit that the entire case was based on NOTHING from the very start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2019 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

_____

I think he's also going to be very rich, flush with multiple millions of taxpayer dollars after he sues the crap out of fed.gov.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (cJos+)

290 Techno Fog on the twatters (and maybe others) has sort of followed this, and posted some pretty damning stuff from the investigation of Weissman misconduct.

But as noted by others, it's all one big Gorelick Effect now.

Disastrous failure, even with material involvement and not just proximity, is literally a non-factor for the statist cult and their racist-authoritarian political arm (Dems). And unlike Gorelick, who like so many other Beltway mega-sucesses is clearly just not that smart, Weissman has shown great malice and vile instincts in the course of his depredations.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (QDnY+)

291 Will Mueller become enemy #1 for the Left if he fails to deliver the impeachment goods on Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (NFEMn)

292 whu-hut?

Beto wrote kiddy kill fiction when he was a hackerboy called "Psychedelic Warlord"?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

DFW Radio guy Rick Roberts just mentioned this.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

293 The media is trying to present Beto as cool, which should immediately disqualify him. No country ever, in the history of countries, has benefited from having a cool head of state.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (JgA4k)

294 I'm old, but I'm not hoary.

Posted by: Lamar Alexander at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (hjaPQ)

295 288 Re: pit bulls.

I do understand that much has to do with how an animal is raised, but the bottom line for me is that a pit bull CAN kill you if it ever "snaps". I don't want an animal that has the capacity to kill me.

My cats, not so much (unless you count tripping me on the stairs and causing a massive head injury. But that would be unintentional, I think).
Posted by: cfo mom at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (RfzVr)

We've got her fooled! Go for the kill!

Posted by: Your cats at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (RD7QR)

296 I was at a local caf� this afternoon and some old dude was boring this wife talking about Paul Manafort. I think he's one of those guys who will be really really disappointed if he dies without hearing the Mewler report.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (kD8Fh)

297 Beto thinks he's RFK or something

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (3ifQG)

298 I do understand that much has to do with how an animal is raised, but the bottom line for me is that a pit bull CAN kill you if it ever "snaps". I don't want an animal that has the capacity to kill me.

My cats, not so much (unless you count tripping me on the stairs and causing a massive head injury. But that would be unintentional, I think).
Posted by: cfo mom at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (RfzVr)

LOL!

Posted by: Your Cat at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (NFEMn)

299 I should shit out some 100 page book about Trump with a title like, "Trump: The Guidebook to Putting A President in Prison".

I wonder if I'd make any money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (ANN96)

300 Someone say whooorey?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (QLvwG)

301 My cats, not so much (unless you count tripping me on the stairs and causing a massive head injury. But that would be unintentional, I think).
Posted by: cfo mom at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (RfzVr)
+++++++++++
Many moons ago, my mom broke a leg that way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (I2dne)

302 Not to mix beer with politics but Yuengling is a good beer. The libs in the know hate it and consider it "Republican beer". I even know of libs who have stopped serving it over politics. It is also cheap, and in PA, you order it by just saying "lager".

How did that happen? I grew up and went to college in PA and I never encountered Yuengling.

Now I go back and it's ubiquitous, and it's great, and yeah you just say "a lager".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (fuK7c)

303 The local grocery store remodeled and put in a Daddy Day Care. 12 offerings on tap. All IPAs, porters and Hefeweizen. Notca single damned lager.
So I bought a six pack of my fav went in, sat down and started drinking it. After explaining why, they asked me to leave.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2019 03:16 PM

Would you go into a steak house with a vegan burger you bought somewhere else? I am npt questioning your taste in beers. To each their own, I like a lager now and then but prefer IPA's. But again whatever melts your butter. I am not a beer snob. It's what they offer so it seems a bit much.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (+/tGa)

304 Beto thought stealing long distance service from a phone company was different than credit card fraud?

guys, guys! It's all youthful indiscretion! Like, dressing up in blackface or raping young women on your staff.

Now, we need to see Trump's tax returns for the last 70 years.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)

305 I should shit out some 100 page book about Trump with a title like, "Trump: The Guidebook to Putting A President in Prison".

GOLD , Jerry!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (LL1Be)

306 Beto thinks he's RFK or something
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (3ifQG)

That's what all the Democrats see. And it's intentional. And it's WAY too obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:28 PM (NFEMn)

307 85 What does "red pill" mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2019 02:45 PM (VO0ln)
+++++++++++
Basically, it is the discovery of the great lie wherein you find out that everything you know is wrong.

It is a reference to the movie "The Matrix" wherein the protagonist is presented with a choice regarding his future. He can "take the blue pill," have his recent memory vanish, and go back to living his life - or he can "take the red pill" and be broken out of the simulation and shown the reality being hidden from him.

People who figure out that everyone is lying about everything and then waking up to how things really work is often referred to as "red pilling."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 02:49 PM (I2dne)
----------------

It is the most common way that young leftists become middle-aged conservatives.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (sy5kK)

308 293 he media is trying to present Beto as cool, which
should immediately disqualify him. No country ever, in the history of
countries, has benefited from having a cool head of state.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (JgA4k)
They did the same with Bill Clinton. He went on Arsenio and played the sax. They tried to make Obama a cool guy too. He wanted to come off as a great sportsman but he was too much of an Urkel; They know the low information voters too well.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (n13/j)

309 Dude, where is that Russian collusion ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (QkjLD)

310 Bets on if this 'new' information about Beto crosses the Atlantic to one of OUR media outlets?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)

311 the FBI recently announced that Mueller's top investigator, David Archey, has left Mueller to take a top job with the bureau in Richmond, Va.
...........

Ah, back to ignoring crime tip hotlines and destroying crime scenes?

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

312 Like, Mueller is a white male Republican, so, like, um, yeah.

Posted by: Alexandria Oca$$io-Cortez ($$$ - NY) at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (4Eo4+)

313 Facebook is deleting any posts that they "determine" to be in support of or praising the shooter.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (LL1Be)

314 How did that happen? I grew up and went to college in PA and I never encountered Yuengling.

Now I go back and it's ubiquitous, and it's great, and yeah you just say "a lager".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (fuK7c)
++++++++++++
This is from vague memory, so it might not be totally right.

Yuengling (a favorite of mine, especially their bottled black and tan; sadly they don't usually come west of the Mississippi) was on the verge bankruptcy. Management held a big meeting with everyone and laid it on the line. They told the workforce what was happening, and why, and made a proposal to rework the work and pension rules along with executive and compensation changes to save the company. The union tried to raise a huge stink about it and refuse, so the union workers decertified their union, went with the plan, took their lumps, and the brewery pulled through.

It was all wrongthink to the greatest degree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 03:30 PM (I2dne)

315 My speculation has been that the Dem nominee is once again pre-chosen and it would be the Coup de Kamalas if they thought they were going to win, and a white guy if they're pretty sure they're gonna lose.

So if it's really Master Beto, feel good because even the Dems know they are done against Trump. This way on the 99.5% chance they lose, they will say it's because they nominated a white guy.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2019 03:30 PM (N/TWl)

316 I watched RFK killed live on TV, Rosie Grier was there. They sent us home from school when his brother got killed.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2019 03:30 PM (3ifQG)

317 Apparently aside from being a hacker, Beta O'Dork also wrote murder fantasy about running over kids. I guess it's no different than stabbing them in the brain before and after birth. So it's no wonder they love him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:31 PM (+/tGa)

318 I think we all know, even though it is bereft of substance, the Dems will weaponize the Mueller report. The den from the chamber will get louder and louder and louder and Madame palsy will be stripped naked and ran out of the chamber. They're desperate, they no longer care to hide their agenda, they want some Public Square beheadings hopefully, even the blindest American voter, the kind that watch YouTube by Braille will see it for what it is. My hopes aren't that high so instead, following the sage wisdom mr. Edwards I checked my inventory, not enough buy more ammo, not enough buy more ammo

Posted by: Sock monkey Cycle counting my inventory at March 15, 2019 03:31 PM (uSoVh)

319
I was at a local cafe this afternoon and some old dude was boring this
wife talking about Paul Manafort. I think he's one of those guys who
will be really really disappointed if he dies without hearing the Mewler
report.

Posted by: Kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:26 PM (kD8Fh)

The wife had read the UK story and was daydreaming she too could have a stroke from good cunnilingus.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 15, 2019 03:31 PM (QLvwG)

320 Eh, so Beto wrote some kiddi kill fiction.

That actually practically makes him a perfect candidate for the Democratic platform of aborting children after they're born.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)

321 314 This is from vague memory, so it might not be totally right.

Yuengling (a favorite of mine, especially their bottled black and tan; sadly they don't usually come west of the Mississippi) was on the verge bankruptcy. Management held a big meeting with everyone and laid it on the line. They told the workforce what was happening, and why, and made a proposal to rework the work and pension rules along with executive and compensation changes to save the company. The union tried to raise a huge stink about it and refuse, so the union workers decertified their union, went with the plan, took their lumps, and the brewery pulled through.

It was all wrongthink to the greatest degree.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 03:30 PM (I2dne)

==========

Why did they go against their own interests in decertifying the union when having the union would have gotten them benefits from a bankrupt company?!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:31 PM (ANN96)

322 Yuengling .. the beer that made Pottsville famous

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:32 PM (QkjLD)

323 Facebook is deleting any posts that they "determine" to be in support of or praising the shooter.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (LL1Be)

I think it was a tragedy what happened and the guy who did it and all who planned it are evil.

But I'm getting a "not enough fucks to give" vibe from a lot of people today.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:32 PM (NFEMn)

324 Yuengling Porter is very good. They don't seem to carry it anymore in DC.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 15, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

325 315 My speculation has been that the Dem nominee is once again pre-chosen and it would be the Coup de Kamalas if they thought they were going to win, and a white guy if they're pretty sure they're gonna lose.

So if it's really Master Beto, feel good because even the Dems know they are done against Trump. This way on the 99.5% chance they lose, they will say it's because they nominated a white guy.
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2019 03:30 PM (N/TWl)

===========

With a field this large, I doubt there's any effective scale pushing. Yeah, the DNC is going to have its preferred candidate (and I can easily buy that it's Kamala), but they need to actually clear the field of everyone else so she can actually gain traction at this point, and they don't seem to be doing that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:32 PM (ANN96)

326 I should shit out some 100 page book about Trump with a title like, "Trump: The Guidebook to Putting A President in Prison".

I wonder if I'd make any money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 15, 2019 03:27 PM (ANN96)

Publish it as "An Anonymous Whitehouse Insider" and watch the money pour in.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (tVQUs)

327 Bets on if this 'new' information about Beto crosses the Atlantic to one of OUR media outlets?

-

The ones who won't (can't) publish a photo of Ruth Bader Ginsberg from 2019 on her birthday today?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, search engine expert at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (xyung)

328 The wife had read the UK story and was daydreaming she too could have a stroke from good cunnilingus.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 15, 2019 03:31 PM (QLvwG)

I wonder of the guy who was going down on her when she stroked out is going to have an "elevated" status among women in his circle......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

329 Never had a Yuengling. I'll have to try it when I can. How is it pronounced? Are the hipsters going to ruin that too?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (+/tGa)

330 The media is trying to present Beto as cool
The latest I saw was he was a Dead Cow Society hacker.
They should keep digging.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (LL1Be)

331 There are only 3 things in Pottsville
1) The county court house
2) The county prison
3) The Yuengling brewery

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:34 PM (QkjLD)

332 Yuengling .. the beer that made Pottsville famous

And thank god it's still there. I went to Rolling Rock University and we took "from the glass-lined tanks of Old Latrobe" to be a religious pronouncement.

St. Louis bought the brand and the right to sell swill.

*spit*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2019 03:34 PM (fuK7c)

333 Dogs are descended from cowardly scavengers who cleaned up after the Big Cats were done feasting on their glorious kills on the plains of Africa.

Cats are descended from those Big Cats, and every once in a while you will catch a cat staring at your throat like: "Dude, I have ancestral memory of owning 6 inch incisors and the will to use them . . . "

It must truly rankle the Feline Community that their relative status vis-a-vis dogs has changed so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2019 03:34 PM (s2QJJ)

334 Yuengling -- Ying ling

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:34 PM (QkjLD)

335 Most of them are lovely animals.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 15, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK

Until they're not.

Just like Muslims.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2019 03:35 PM (oRUl9)

336 330
The media is trying to present Beto as cool
The latest I saw was he was a Dead Cow Society hacker.
They should keep digging.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (LL1Be)
I bet he gets waaaaaay cooler before we're done!
The Democratic party of Texas isn't real good on background checking their latest messiah - for example Wendy " I married you for your money, send me to college" Davis.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:35 PM (37IEG)

337 Yuengling -- Ying ling
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:34

Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (+/tGa)

338 My cats, not so much

Try giving them a bath.

Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (FhXTo)

339 Heh, wonder what Wendy Davis is up to?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (jUVms)

340 And the Democrat desperation deepens.

Smells like.....flop sweat.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (T09ml)

341 Of course they are leaving, Mueller did what he wanted.

This was ALL about getting Manafort.

Mueller wanted to indict him when he was FBI, but the DOJ said to back off.

They have now destroyed him using the 'give me the Man and I'll find the crime' power of a fully weaponized DOJ.

Mueller can now finish up his probe, as its mission accomplished.

Posted by: Don Q at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

342
Nnood

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (VO0ln)

343 291
Will Mueller become enemy #1 for the Left if he fails to deliver the impeachment goods on Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (NFEMn)

I hope so. It will be like the Comey, I love him, I hate him, I love him, moment. My fantasy is that he turns states' witness against the entire cabal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 15, 2019 03:37 PM (t6MX/)

344 how could getting good oral sex kill a woman? I thought it lowered the BP.

Posted by: kallisto at March 15, 2019 03:37 PM (kD8Fh)

345 NOOOD

Posted by: Max Power at March 15, 2019 03:37 PM (q177U)

346 Yuengling -- Ying ling
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:34 PM

Now at least I won't be ordering a Youingaling!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:37 PM (+/tGa)

347 They tried to make Obama a cool guy too. He wanted to come off as a great sportsman but he was too much of an Urkel; They know the low information voters too well.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:29 PM (n13/j)

Notice how the MFM put an embargo on portraying Cock Curious as this great basketball player after that clip got out at some shoot around. Not only did he miss a gazillion shots in a row but when he finally made one he put his hands up like a participation trophy was incoming instead of shaking his head in embarrassed shame like a real player would. At that point I knew his game smelled like ass and he switched to golf.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 15, 2019 03:38 PM (y7DUB)

348
Yuengling -- Ying ling

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:34 PM

Now at least I won't be ordering a Youingaling!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:37 PM (+/tGa)
he told ya right.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:38 PM (n13/j)

349 Milo giving testimony as Christine Blasey Babyvoice:
=====.

I truly enjoy Milo and Styxhex. Certainly do not always agree with them, but they really give me hope for some kind of liberty. Yeah, I'm old, but without young people willing to put their necks out, where are we.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 15, 2019 03:38 PM (MIKMs)

350 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2019 03:38 PM (Mb5QW)

351 On Lord Demon Strzok, ya know? The guy lies.

Unless you think he was totally telling the truth when he said "we will stop him" the "we" is the "American people" and totally doesn't refer to the "insurance plan" that we are daily finding more about.

Now, Page surprised the hell out of me with her candor about the DOJ, so I might suspect vanity lies from her.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2019 03:38 PM (vDqXW)

352 Before I go off to the nood, I just want to echo the praise for Yuengling. My personal favorite is Chesterfield Ale.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2019 03:39 PM (xjiRE)

353 I wonder of the guy who was going down on her when
she stroked out is going to have an "elevated" status among women in
his circle......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

Now known as 'Death Tongue'

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 15, 2019 03:40 PM (QLvwG)

354 Hey Beto, Bugs Bunny called, he wants his front teeth back.

This guy is sexy? Maybe for women who fantasize about the Easter bunny.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 15, 2019 03:41 PM (/LlKS)

355 "LIke thousands of others (thieves) O'Rourke pilfered long distance service so he wouldn't run up his phone bill".

Awesome, make him President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 15, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

356 My understanding is that Obama sucks at golf too.

Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2019 03:41 PM (n13/j)

357 USC trustee chairman must be a seriously good gig.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2019 03:25 PM (I2dne)

It's the other way around: he got the trustee gig because he was loaded. (IIRC, he is a shopping mall developer who tried to pull a fast one here with the collusion of the mayor, but failed owing to public outcry.)

USC doubtless put him on the board of trustees to help with shaking down other wealthy guys to donate to USC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2019 03:42 PM (oRUl9)

358 Yuengling (a favorite of mine, especially their bottled black and tan; sadly they don't usually come west of the Mississippi) was on the verge bankruptcy. Management held a big meeting with everyone and laid it on the line. They told the workforce what was happening, and why, and made a proposal to rework the work and pension rules along with executive and compensation changes to save the company. The union tried to raise a huge stink about it and refuse, so the union workers decertified their union, went with the plan, took their lumps, and the brewery pulled through.

It was all wrongthink to the greatest degree.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I don't care for bottled Black & Tan. Their porter is great, and they have a very good seasonal beer in the Fall.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2019 03:42 PM (6rX0K)

359 Yuengling -- Ying ling
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2019 03:34

Thanks!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2019 03:36 PM (+/tGa)

It's good shit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 15, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

360 Maybe after 2020 if we are lucky, but not before then.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 16, 2019 01:06 AM (nRj4F)

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