Nick Sandman's Attorney Releases Video Attacking CNN, The Washington Post, and HBO for Putting the Reputation and Life of Their Client in Jeopardy

My first thought was I don't know if they should be trying their case in public, but it's not as if their legal strategy would be hard to guess, and maybe it's a good idea to put these "media giants" on notice that the jury they ultimately face will be exposed to a lot of this sort of outside-the-courtroom persuasion over the next year.

So maybe it's time for a very painful settlement.

Emphasizing that all these people had to do was watch 20 minutes of video before smearing young innocent schoolboys for outrage clicks, money, and partisan political advantage for the Democrat Party is important, and they beat that drum again here.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




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1 first! not...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2019 07:56 PM (UUBmN)

2 or yes!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2019 07:56 PM (UUBmN)

3 third?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2019 07:56 PM (UUBmN)

4 Release me.

Posted by: The Schadenboner at March 14, 2019 07:56 PM (beH4q)

5 fine, I'll let everyone know...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2019 07:57 PM (UUBmN)

6 Middle

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 07:57 PM (uSoVh)

7 Heh....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 14, 2019 07:58 PM (uDcBt)

8 I hope I live long enough to see some proggie pay for something.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 14, 2019 07:58 PM (Jj+59)

9 I would have an unrelated third party mail everyone one the voter rolls in that area and analysis of how much tax revenue they will realize from the payment of these judgements. They might be able to go tax free for decades.

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 07:58 PM (25Dt7)

10
Any video of their sisters, heh heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Ken Shabby at March 14, 2019 07:59 PM (n2qRY)

11 Yeah, but those kids were asking for it, you know, because of the way they dressed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:00 PM (dNzKv)

12 What did sandman expect to happen by holding such extremist views like being Catholic, supporting life, and being conservative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:01 PM (dNzKv)

13 Yeah, but those kids were asking for it, you know, because of the way they dressed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Their hats were too red...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2019 08:01 PM (UUBmN)

14 I hope I live long enough to see some proggie pay for something.

Doesn't seem like we're gonna see much of that anytime soon.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 14, 2019 08:02 PM (Tyii7)

15 I'm sending my kids to demonstration in DC now, maybe we can cash out on some insane lefty.

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 08:02 PM (25Dt7)

16 It used to be you could not publicly fight people who 'buy ink by the barrel'.

But the MSM has squandered the trust of the people to such an extent that a modern technology alternative Media attack is possible

Trump proved that last election.

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 14, 2019 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

17 Oh Lord, I hope Beta O'Rourke is dumb or brave enough to appear on TuCa someday. This is just amazing.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 08:02 PM (2PXwn)

18 When this is over, he will own a stable full of journalists that he can harness to a little cart and make them pull him around. They won't be very good at it, but that's not the point.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

19
eah, but those kids were asking for it, you know, because of the way they dressed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Their hats were too red...
Posted by: lin-duh


And that smirk!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 08:03 PM (aKsyK)

20 So maybe it's time for a very painful settlement.


I hope not. Let's see it go to trial, Sandmann win, and THEN a painful decision against the malicious parasites who atttacked these kids.

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 08:03 PM (786Ro)

21 13 Yeah, but those kids were asking for it, you know, because of the way they dressed.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Their hats were too red...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2019 08:01 PM (UUBmN)

Saw a bright red ballcap that said,

Made ya look

I want one.

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 14, 2019 08:03 PM (NgKpN)

22 "...and maybe it's a good idea to put these 'media giants' on notice that the jury they ultimately face will be exposed to a lot of this sort of outside-the-courtroom persuasion over the next year."

This is a media war. Or should I say anti-media war. As a philosophical battle, in public space might be the best battlefield for this particular litigation. As public as possible might provide the most tangible payoff if it isn't just about the money. And I really don't think this is just about the money even though I hope Sandman and his legal representation take gobs and gobs of it in the process.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)

23 Can we still get a recap from nurse ratched?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (9vk1f)

24 When Nick becomes a gazillionaire because of these lawsuits he's going to have the young ladies all over him. I hope they prepare him for that, too.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (tkNkP)

25 A very savy move. Lawfare is not enough. Beat these asshole at every front.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (SHEJ2)

26 So maybe it's time for a very painful settlement.


I hope not. Let's see it go to trial, Sandmann win, and THEN a painful decision against the malicious parasites who atttacked these kids.
Posted by: Hands

I'd take the cash from one settlement and use it to crush the others

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 08:05 PM (25Dt7)

27 Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2019 08:05 PM (LuPts)

28 I don't want to be left out, so I am also running for the Democrat nomination to be president of the United States. It isn't fair that there are many cats with great asses who go unrecognized. I want to make this country one big Cat Ass Trophy!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)

29 Yeah, but those kids were asking for it, you know, because of the way they dressed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


A commonly recognized corollary to The Uncovered Meat Theory of Interpersonal Relations.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (yTo22)

30 I know nothing about law and lawsuits, but I am somewhat put off by the video. Very slightly, nothing major. Not sure why. It's a great video, but it seems like a publicity stunt or something.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (gQhCV)

31 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TAFURI IS WEARING A WIG ON BASIC CABLE TUCKER FOX !!!!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (9HuGt)

32 Can we still get a recap from nurse ratched?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (9vk1f)


She's probably busy hanging a lactated Ringer's for Insom right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

33 I knew from conservo-libertarian twitter that it was all b.s. by 9:00 Saturday night including that the Indian was a professional activist. They've got no reason not to have known either let alone weeks later.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 08:13 PM (Dh1wo)

34 I wish Levin would stop callng him Nick Sand Man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2019 08:14 PM (SYdaJ)

35 Biden/Beto

Grope/Dope


Or
Drunk/Drunk Driver

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 08:15 PM (XROPS)

36 Do not blow the margins! [CBD]

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

37 They all have red hat disease.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

38 Many billionaires were made off Native Americans.
He'll will be the first from just standing there.
Another example of internet productivity gains.

Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 08:15 PM (FhXTo)

39 Soooooo Trumps NASA conspired with the Russians to launch a space probe. Check. And. Mate. Impeach!!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:16 PM (dNzKv)

40 When this is over, he will own a stable full of journalists that he can harness to a little cart and make them pull him around. They won't be very good at it, but that's not the point.
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I've met liberal journalists. The only thing they're good at is being an echo chamber.


So really... I'm thinking "food for the pigs."

If you know what I mean.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 14, 2019 08:16 PM (6vFO7)

41 Ask not for whom the drum pounds.
It pounds for THEE !

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (YQA13)

42 When Nick becomes a gazillionaire because of these lawsuits he's going to have the young ladies all over him. I hope they prepare him for that, too.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (tkNkP)



If he's not prepared for it, I'll be his stand in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (0SnUF)

43 NASA TV's coverage of Soyuz MS-12 docking with the ISS is about to start. It launched this afternoon from Baikonur Cosmodrome.

Two of the crew were aboard Soyuz MS-10 which suffered a booster malfunction and in-flight abort back in October.


Brass balls.

Big brass balls.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

44 I like it. It's a bit slick, but well done.

Yay.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (XROPS)

45 I don't think they really expect to win any of these cases. It is almost impossible to do given our libel laws. The process, and the publicity is the punishment, and likely the point of the whole exercise.

Posted by: Thatch at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (v5Cc/)

46 I would rather he have binders full of journalists. Turnabout, and such.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (dNzKv)

47 She's probably busy hanging a lactated Ringer's for Insom right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

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She is certainly occupying his time it seems from his dearth of commenting.

You go, girl!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (SYdaJ)

48 When Nick becomes a gazillionaire because of these lawsuits he's going to have the young ladies all over him. I hope they prepare him for that, too.
Posted by: corn and beans

Lots of exercise and fluids

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (25Dt7)

49 I think it is a good pressure video. Media figures pay attention to videos that go viral, so at the very least it may spread the word to the current crop of clickbaiters and opinion ranters to shut up.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (/+bwe)

50 i say, go for it!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (xc+81)

51 did Charlie Kirk tweet out Beet-o's mug shot?

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 08:19 PM (bWXm6)

52 I don't think they really expect to win any of these cases. It is almost impossible to do given our libel laws. The process, and the publicity is the punishment, and likely the point of the whole exercise.
Posted by: Thatch at March

Idk he's a hot shit attorney, leading this field. Losing would hurt his reputation. I don't think he would have taken the case without a plan.

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 08:19 PM (25Dt7)

53 I don't think they really expect to win any of these cases. It is almost impossible to do given our libel laws.

Good luck arguing that an unknown teenager is a "public figure" under the libel laws.

The media will doubtless argue that he is a public figure, because the media made him a public figure. Good luck selling that to a jury in Kentucky.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 08:20 PM (I2/tG)

54 Who is Kristin Fisher and more importantly why isn't she sitting on my lap while talking to TuCa?

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 08:20 PM (786Ro)

55 The Cuppster and the hideous monster Bill Maher figuring prominently. Nice touch.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 08:20 PM (XROPS)

56 So really... I'm thinking "food for the pigs."

If you know what I mean.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 14, 2019 08:16 PM (6vFO7)


*looks at nick*

*looks back at shibumi*

Well I hope you don't think I'm eating leftist journalists.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)

57 I don't think they really expect to win any of these cases. It is almost impossible to do given our libel laws.


not true.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 08:21 PM (XROPS)

58 Nick was standing out in public. Therefore he was a public figure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:21 PM (dNzKv)

59 Thinking of Insom, I'm reminded of an episode of Black Sheep Squadron. When Boyle was returned, his friends asked why it took so long to rescue him. I came down on an island full of beautiful women, he says. It took the Navy two days to find me and three days to catch me!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:21 PM (gC2IV)

60 the time for cat ass trophy is now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

61 She's probably busy hanging a lactated Ringer's for Insom right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

===

She is certainly occupying his time it seems from his dearth of commenting.

You go, girl!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (SYdaJ)

Someone's gonna have to apply for the Relationship Debbie Downer job now that Insom has been brought back on the plantation. I'm eminently qualified.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 08:22 PM (9vk1f)

62 Finish them!

Posted by: Ghost of Richard Jewell at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

63 Nick was a social media juggernaut with a twitter following that numbered between 10 and a million at the time of the incident. Therefore public figure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (dNzKv)

64 Cat Ass Trophy was born to run

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (786Ro)

65 My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with all requirements of the Geneva Convention. Of my own free will, I renounce capitalism, condemn the violence inherent in Trump's America, and call for an immediate end to all use of fossil fuels. Go Huskies.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)

66 Kind of also depends on what part of Kentucky. They're pretty damned Liberal in Louisville and Lexington.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (gQhCV)

67 IS IT BENEATH YOU PEOPLE TO HOLLAR NOOD??

Posted by: freaked at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (UdKB7)

68 Beet-o. Beat-y. Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy.

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (bWXm6)

69 It would be great if a jury came back in favor of the kid, but say, "Your honor, it's not enough. Can we double it?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (xzqr4)

70 So very happy for Insom and Nurse!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (f8dwL)

71 When Nick becomes a gazillionaire because of these lawsuits he's going to have the young ladies all over him. I hope they prepare him for that, too.
Posted by: corn and beans

Lots of exercise and fluids
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (25Dt7)



But deny them his essence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (0SnUF)

72 I wish Levin would stop callng him Nick Sand Man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Are saying you don't want to rock to nevah, nevahland?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (Hk+Y0)

73
My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's
Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with
all requirements of the Geneva Convention. Of my own free will, I
renounce capitalism, condemn the violence inherent in Trump's America,
and call for an immediate end to all use of fossil fuels. Go Huskies.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)


So you're chained in her basement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

74 My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with all requirements of the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)


Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm convinced. Lookin' good, Insom.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)

75 Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)


Did you see his eyelids blinking? That was Morse code for "I am so chafed, save me!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)

76 Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)

She done boinked the boy's brains out.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (gQhCV)

77 Insomniac

Well he's got the local patois down...

Posted by: MarkY at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (Iw9bs)

78 43
Brass balls.

Big brass balls.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)


Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone else who has launched twice in a five month period.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

79 Case dismissed!

Posted by: Random Obama Judge at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (D/hUK)

80
I understand you've been runnin' from the man who goes by the name Nick Sandmann...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (zBaqJ)

81 I want the WaPo, CNN and Savannah/Macon Guthrie to suffer. Bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

82

U.S. military intervention in Venezuela may begin very soon, according to retired Brigadier General Anthony Tata.

"I think in the next two weeks we are going to see this thing bubble up and foment," he told FOX Business' Trish Regan on Tuesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

83 My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with all requirements of the Geneva Convention. Of my own free will, I renounce capitalism, condemn the violence inherent in Trump's America, and call for an immediate end to all use of fossil fuels. Go Huskies.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)

That must have been one helluva BJ.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 08:26 PM (9vk1f)

84 Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM


Coerced statement! The last sentence is the tell.

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)

85 cat ass trophy is a tramp?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 08:26 PM (KP5rU)

86 That video is everything. Too bad Richard Jewell didn't live long enough to exact revenge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

87 65 My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with all requirements of the Geneva Convention. Of my own free will, I renounce capitalism, condemn the violence inherent in Trump's America, and call for an immediate end to all use of fossil fuels. Go Huskies.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)


Huskies, huh? Sheesh, some guys will say anything to get a little action.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (h1Jye)

88

Huskies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

89 I have no doubts that young mr. Sandman and his family will be rewarded with millions of dollars yet I can't help thinking but that young man's life is changed forever and not for the good his opportunity to have a normal life to do the things that a young man at his age possibly could do are gone forever and that's wrong the most egregious part of this crap if it were up to me, and I'm glad it's not, I would have hundreds including and especially the faceless people behind the Talking Heads pilloried in the Square so then we the angry public could beat them with sticks piss on them throw rotten food at them and laugh at their misery until they were at such a point of abject despair that They begged for forgiveness

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (uSoVh)

90 Where are you, Mr. Insomniac? We will bust you out of there!

Posted by: The FBI at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (jOEDM)

91 Gatorade, Insom, Gatorade! If that doesn't work, slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (gC2IV)

92 Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone else who has launched twice in a five month period.

Certainly no one who had do an emergency separation from a malfunctioning booster rocket, and pulled a 7g load on the way down.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (I2/tG)

93 And here is episode 1 of" The Vicarious Lives of Others"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 08:28 PM (SHEJ2)

94 When Nick becomes a gazillionaire because of these lawsuits he's going to have the young ladies all over him. I hope they prepare him for that, too.
Posted by: corn and beans
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Lots of exercise and fluids
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (25Dt7)
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But deny them his essence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:24 PM (0SnUF)


Signed, notarized consent agreements before each round (he can hire a secretary for filing said consent forms). It'll get a little crowded in the bedroom, but a guy's gotta protect his assets.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 08:28 PM (Y8PSl)

95 Ah, good news! Amber Alerts have been going off all day. I just heard that the sex offender kidnappers were captured by police on snowmobiles. They were trying to escape across Lake Superior with a five year old.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:28 PM (/+bwe)

96 Does Beet-o wear a beater while he's skating on his skeeter?

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 08:28 PM (bWXm6)

97 'Huskies?'

Code for pancake breakfast

Posted by: Nanookie at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

98 Hi Insom!! Glad you are alive and well!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (dUJdY)

99 Big brass balls.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

Off the top of my head...


Would hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (jOEDM)

100 82

U.S. military intervention in Venezuela may begin very soon, according to retired Brigadier General Anthony Tata.

"I think in the next two weeks we are going to see this thing bubble up and foment," he told FOX Business' Trish Regan on Tuesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (aKsyK


I'm sure Russia will have something to say about that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (pUDQf)

101 OT, but this is my first break all day

Dear Willard Mitt Rmoney

I voted for you for MA governor in 2002
I voted for you in the GOP Presidential primary in 2008
I voted for you for President in 2012 though it was painfully obvious you were taking a dive in a very winnable race

Your vote today takes my past support for you and literally pisses on it.

So long as you take up space in the Senate with an (R) after your name neither the NRC or NRSC will get a red fucking cent of my money. I will instead contribute liberally to anyone, from any party, who challenges you for re-election.

Do is all a favor and join your fellow travelers among the open borders fanatics on the left, you duplicitous, traiterous pile of rancid pig shit.

DocJ

Posted by: DocJ at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (TYQDS)

102 Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

Arianespace usually launches more than that, but it may be on different types of rockets each time?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (gQhCV)

103 It's like herding cats here.

HORDE. Watch the damned video. It's amazing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

104 I a life-long anti husky understand mr. Insomniacs reference I'm not a coug by the way just don't like the Huskies now if your Huskies possibly were in the Iditarod they might stand a chance put in the dance they ain't going to have no rhythm

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (uSoVh)

105
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (KCxzN)

106
I got this email from Catholic Vote:

Yesterday, a federal appeals court based in Cincinnati voted 11-6 to uphold Ohio's new law prohibiting state funding for organizations that perform abortions -- including Planned Parenthood.

And you guessed it: four Trump-appointed judges voted in favor of respecting the will of the people, and keeping the law in place.

Just this week, the Senate confirmed Paul Matey to the 3rd Circuit Court based in Philadelphia. He is the 35th appeals court judge nominated by Trump to receive a lifetime appointment to the federal bench. And just today, the 36th appeals court judge was confirmed. Now, over 20% of sitting appeals court judges across the country are Trump appointees.

But Matey's confirmation marked another important milestone. The 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals has now flipped from majority Democratic appointees to majority Republican appointees. Soon, the 11th Circuit Court is going to flip as well.



Just keep packing those courts with Trump judges.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ZRTAw)

107 alton.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 08:30 PM (KP5rU)

108 I hope Sandmann is instrumental in driving the WaPo, CNN, and NBC out of business. I know it's a pipe dream, but still.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

109 Putting lives in danger.

With real victims?


Nah, brah this is AMERICA, yo!

We only prosecute rich people cheating colleges for their dumb kids.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 08:31 PM (LL1Be)

110 Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone else who has launched twice in a five month period.
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We still talking about Insomniac?

Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2019 08:31 PM (MVjcR)

111 Now, over 20% of sitting appeals court judges across the country are Trump appointees.

_____


I declare that shit unconstitutional!!!

Posted by: Random Obama Judge at March 14, 2019 08:31 PM (D/hUK)

112 95. where did they grab the poor kid? Beam me up Scotty, this planet is a legit shithole populated by monsters.

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 08:31 PM (bWXm6)

113 Just keep packing those courts with Trump judges.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ZRTAw)


A real legacy, not O'Bammy's fake legacy.

Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (Y8PSl)

114 Posted by: DocJ at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (TYQDS)

Well said sir!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (dUJdY)

115 After they saw the entire video they still continued to double down and smear this MAGA hate wearing kid and would have continued the smear if there hadn't been the outpouring of outrage.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (hECVl)

116 CNN will continue as long as people keep paying for cable. ESPN too.

They get a hefty chunk of everyone's cable bill.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (pUDQf)

117 Go Huskies.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)

Huskies, huh? Sheesh, some guys will say anything to get a little action.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (h1Jye)

Works for me!

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (XROPS)

118 Posted by: Weasel at March 14, 2019 08:31 PM (MVjcR)

LMAO!!!!!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (gQhCV)

119 Ah, good news! Amber Alerts have been going off all day. I just heard that the sex offender kidnappers were captured by police on snowmobiles. They were trying to escape across Lake Superior with a five year old.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:28 PM (/+bwe)


Oh wow, thanks for the reminder. The alerts woke me up last night, but I didn't hear anything on the news this morning and forgot to see if it was in this area.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

120
chavez

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (KCxzN)

121 116 CNN will continue as long as people keep paying for cable. ESPN too.

They get a hefty chunk of everyone's cable bill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (pUDQf)

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Dollars paid by me to to ESPN and CNN since I cut the chord 2 years ago: zero point zero

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (D/hUK)

122 Just keep packing those courts with Trump judges.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ZRTAw)


I take it that group is actually Catholic. I keep getting crap from some abortion loving Christian group.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (/+bwe)

123 65 My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with all requirements of the Geneva Convention. Of my own free will, I renounce capitalism, condemn the violence inherent in Trump's America, and call for an immediate end to all use of fossil fuels. Go Huskies.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)


Damn, Insom! You sound like you learn quick how to fit in with the locals here!


And if you find yourself saying Wershington instead of Washington, just say your family is from Ohio or Indiana. Works every time.


But your slip up, which is correctable, is to say "Go Dawgs", not "Go Huskies". The only people that say Go Huskies are either Oregon Ducks alums in drag, or Chinese or dot Indian students, living in new, $5 million downtown condos.


Other than that, you are good to go.

Say hi to nurse for us!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (sy5kK)

124 102
Arianespace usually launches more than that, but it may be on different types of rockets each time?
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (gQhCV)


Arianespace hasn't launched any crewed missions. I was referring to the astronaut and cosmonaut who launched in October, had an in-flight abort, then launched again today in a new spacecraft.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

125 We still talking about Insomniac?

I think so?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (dUJdY)

126 Posted by: DocJ at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (TYQDS)
Awesome.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (gQhCV)

127 It's like herding cats here.

HORDE. Watch the damned video. It's amazing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)


Whoa, there's a cat video?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

128 90 Where are you, Mr. Insomniac? We will bust you out of there!
Posted by: The FBI at March 14, 2019 08:27 PM (jOEDM)

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Mind your own damn business. Don't you have some dogs to shoot or something?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:34 PM (gC2IV)

129
was it the "camo F-250" onearound midnight?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2019 08:34 PM (KCxzN)

130 It's like herding cats here.

Speaking of herding cats the basketball program my wife and I run forK through 6th grade at our local elementary school starts next week. If you think the horde resembles a herd of cats you should try teaching basketball to 6 7 and 8 year olds.

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 08:34 PM (uSoVh)

131 It'll be so interesting to watch the media dance around the spawn of the mighty in this admissions scandal. I just saw that Northwestern admitted one of them (which they are now reviewing) and Chicago media is withholding the student's name. Because she has not been charged, they say.

Huh. I don't recall Nick being "charged" with anything--ever. Yet nobody saw any reason to withhold his name.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 14, 2019 08:34 PM (tkNkP)

132 Lawfare is the only thing the left respects.

Not morals, not the Constitution, not God, not 5.56mm, not 9mm, not a flaming hot poker up the ass, not hand grenades, not threats, not fair play, not money, not sex, not 20mm, not voting, not Willard naked riding a unicorn and not even stare decisis.

Lawfare. Live it, love it, Be it. Be aggressive, attack, attack. attack. Let the Debil take the hindmost.

Sue dat ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2019 08:35 PM (Z+IKu)

133 Insom.
Clearly you are under some...ahhhh...influence.
It's Go Cougs.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2019 08:35 PM (0tfLf)

134 Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

Gotcha!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:35 PM (gQhCV)

135 110 Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone else who has launched twice in a five month period.

Hell, some of us can still launch twice a day even at our advanced age IYKWIM.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 08:36 PM (9vk1f)

136 Now the station can see Soyuz.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

137 I am so grateful when someone fights back.

It won't stop until we stop them.

Posted by: Emmie at March 14, 2019 08:36 PM (4HMW8)

138 Quick, light the Grail beacon!

Only the Knights of Camelot can save Sir Galahad Insomniac, the chaste.

He is locked in Castle Anthrax with Zoot's naughty sister. We must save him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

139


Shoulda really have sued CNN for a billion.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (z8c2c)

140 I was referring to the astronaut and cosmonaut who launched in October, had an in-flight abort, then launched again today in a new spacecraft.


When I was a kid I thought the Soyuz was stupid because Russkies bad and Saturn V is awesome and we knew the commies wouldn't tell the truth about their space program because of the people it killed and we killed ours on TV.

Then ten or so years ago there was a 3-D IMAX documentary about some astronauts getting a ride to the space station on a Soyuz.

Holy crap that's a cool vehicle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (fuK7c)

141 But your slip up, which is correctable, is to say "Go Dawgs", not "Go Huskies".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM



The only correct thing to say, as always, is "Go Cougs".

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

142 I take it that group is actually Catholic. I keep getting crap from some abortion loving Christian group.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM (/+bwe)



They say they're not Republican or Democrat but want pro-life people in office or people who don't support the insanity of the cultural Marxists. They seem to be big Trump supporters.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:38 PM (ZRTAw)

143 Ah, good news! Amber Alerts have been going off all day. I just heard that the sex offender kidnappers were captured by police on snowmobiles. They were trying to escape across Lake Superior with a five year old.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:28 PM (/+bwe)

Oh wow, thanks for the reminder. The alerts woke me up last night, but I didn't hear anything on the news this morning and forgot to see if it was in this area.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM

He was the son of the sex offender, poor kid. I hope none of the other people were hurt, because all I heard was that they tied up 2 adults and several children before they kidnapped the son.

And they were about two miles out from Whitefish Point, heading for Canada!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:38 PM (/+bwe)

144 138 Quick, light the Grail beacon!

Only the Knights of Camelot can save Sir Galahad Insomniac, the chaste.

He is locked in Castle Anthrax with Zoot's naughty sister. We must save him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

--------

No, he wants to face the peril.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:39 PM (gC2IV)

145 He is locked in Castle Anthrax with Zoot's naughty sister. We must save him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM

Insom can handle the peril.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 08:39 PM (EurWg)

146 so I just saw on my left wing news feed that the new york city hite crimes squad is gearing up to figure out who defaced a RBG poster with anti-semetic slurs.

oh no. Fuck this gay America 2.0. Who cares?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:39 PM (9AcAx)

147 espn hasn't got a dime from me in eight years. same with cnn. if it wasn't for bars and airports, i wouldn't know they still existed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 08:39 PM (KP5rU)

148 Hands!!!

Right on.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2019 08:40 PM (0tfLf)

149 Also, my gay lefty newsfeed is super stoked that for the first time in his presidency, with the walls closing in, both house and senate voted to stop his reign of terror.

Slow clap, Senate, slow clap.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:40 PM (9AcAx)

150 was it the "camo F-250" onearound midnight?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2019 08:34 PM (KCxzN)


Yes, that and another one about the same event (?). Except I figured out how to review dismissed alerts while I was still asleep and now I can't remember how to find it again to see the second one.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)

151 One major point here:

There was no societal or national interest about a rowdy bunch of schoolkids.
No one was violent, no one got hurt. No one was attacked. No crimes were committed.
The media orgs simply saw some details that made them decide these kids were The Other, and they lashed out to destroy them.
No crisis, no crime, no reason to splash it across the nation.
And they showed a selectively-edited video (really, this time) to make the narrative they wanted about a group of schoolkids who were NOT PUBLIC FIGURES IN ANY WAY.
A kid accused of MURDER would have his identity protected, but not these kids. And they were lambasted by professional adults across the media for several days based on a deliberately distorted account.
This was a long series of deliberate choices to continue with an unethical, unfair, and evil process for nothing other than the desire to foment hate and anger in the way they wanted it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

152 so I just saw on my left wing news feed that the new york city hite crimes squad is gearing up to figure out who defaced a RBG poster with anti-semetic slurs.

oh no. Fuck this gay America 2.0. Who cares?
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:39 PM (9AcAx)



White guys from Nigeria wearing MAGA hats

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 08:40 PM (3tXAu)

153 I keep getting crap from some abortion loving Christian group.
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The United Church of Canada??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 08:41 PM (Dh1wo)

154 All important cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Power bends Rules.

Posted by: Really Obvious Shit at March 14, 2019 08:41 PM (8SG/h)

155 Also, my gay lefty newsfeed is super stoked that for the first time in
his presidency, with the walls closing in, both house and senate voted
to stop his reign of terror.


And then send it to him to sign into law.

D'oh!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

156 140
When I was a kid I thought the Soyuz was stupid because Russkies bad and Saturn V is awesome and we knew the commies wouldn't tell the truth about their space program because of the people it killed and we killed ours on TV.

Then ten or so years ago there was a 3-D IMAX documentary about some astronauts getting a ride to the space station on a Soyuz.

Holy crap that's a cool vehicle.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (fuK7c)


It is! Soyuz has been flying for over 50 years now. Of course, it's been upgraded and improved over the years.

I enjoy watching these missions now, because I can remember when the Soviet space program was secretive and they only announced missions afterwards. It's cool to be able to watch them live nowadays.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

157 152 so I just saw on my left wing news feed that the new york city hite crimes squad is gearing up to figure out who defaced a RBG poster with anti-semetic slurs.

oh no. Fuck this gay America 2.0. Who cares?
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:39 PM (9AcAx)



White guys from Nigeria wearing MAGA hats

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also, NYC is going Londinistan on the lookout for hate crimes. I.e., political dissidency against our gayfag overlords and their Weekend at Bernies SCOTUS handpuppet.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:42 PM (9AcAx)

158 141 But your slip up, which is correctable, is to say "Go Dawgs", not "Go Huskies".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM


The only correct thing to say, as always, is "Go Cougs".
Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

Hahaha.

Riiight.

you realize nurse is a Dawg, correct?


You have a better chance of him saying "Wershington".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:42 PM (sy5kK)

159 And then send it to him to sign into law.

D'oh!

---

well, you never know, trump may sign it without reading it

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:42 PM (9AcAx)

160 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

How many votes do they need to override his veto?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:43 PM (gQhCV)

161 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 14, 2019 08:43 PM (C1NyB)

162 so I just saw on my left wing news feed that the new york city hite
crimes squad is gearing up to figure out who defaced a RBG poster with
anti-semetic slurs.


The way things usually go, it would be RGB.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

163 I knew the american astronaut who flew the Apollo/Soyuz mission. He said that the Russian technology was primitive compared to the US, but that it was serviceable.

We went to see Firefox at the theater when it was released and he translated all the Russian during the movie and I learned that either the subtitles were wron or he was. He kept saying bullshit out loud every time Clint hit the afterburners saying hed have run out of fuel halfway to his destination.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Drc at March 14, 2019 08:44 PM (llGBY)

164 Jane I can't see the vid, my technology is lacking. HAVE MERCY

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 08:44 PM (bWXm6)

165 When I was a kid I thought the Soyuz was stupid because Russkies bad and Saturn V is awesome and we knew the commies wouldn't tell the truth about their space program because of the people it killed and we killed ours on TV.

Then ten or so years ago there was a 3-D IMAX documentary about some astronauts getting a ride to the space station on a Soyuz.

Holy crap that's a cool vehicle.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (fuK7c)

It is! Soyuz has been flying for over 50 years now. Of course, it's been upgraded and improved over the years.

I enjoy watching these missions now, because I can remember when the Soviet space program was secretive and they only announced missions afterwards. It's cool to be able to watch them live nowadays.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

Typical Trump voters praising Russia.

Posted by: Russian Collusion 24/7/365 at March 14, 2019 08:44 PM (bLhAC)

166 When I was born less than 60% of the households in the US have TVs there's still a significant number of people who listen to the radio for information and entertainment including my parents and they were singing I like Ike on the radio. What the heck does all that mean well...... .

Ha launching twice in 5 months so what I launched twice last night

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 08:45 PM (uSoVh)

167 ohh..is this the Insomniac meets nurse weekend...oh la la

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 08:45 PM (LJUs+)

168 This is how surprise babies are made.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 14, 2019 08:46 PM (awqYm)

169 Shoulda really have sued CNN for a billion.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 14, 2019 08:37 PM (z8c2c)



I would've gone for a brazillian.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 14, 2019 08:46 PM (4knXT)

170 IC

Last weekend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

171 167 ohh..is this the Insomniac meets nurse weekend...oh la la
Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 08:45 PM (LJUs+)


IIRC, it is the continuation of last weekend.


The trend is your friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

172 Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone else who has launched twice in a five month period.


sure, if you're Superman.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM (LL1Be)

173 ohh..is this the Insomniac meets nurse weekend...oh la la
Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 08:45 PM (LJUs+)



I heard the Hallmark Channel is already working up a treatment. Lori Loughlin will star as Insom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM (4knXT)

174 Trump should veto the POS and then declare another national emergency.

I declare it a national emergency that the US hasn't won the Miss Univers contest in a while. Therefore we will build out a US bikini team.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM (gC2IV)

175 How many votes do they need to override his veto?

2/3 of both houses

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

176 and they beat that drum again here.

...


Slick.

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM (MAstk)

177 And they were about two miles out from Whitefish Point, heading for Canada!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:38 PM


They would have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put fifteen more miles behind her

Posted by: G Lightfoot at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM (zCabI)

178 nurse ratched, thank you for helping yourself and really helping Insomniac. He is a much sunnier guy with your caring.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

179 Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

How long have you been commenting here? And were you always so Space-y in the comments? Because I worked for a launch service provider in the early aughts, and I would have set you up with some swag at least had I known. Although I was still lurking, and had just gotten my clearance, so I might not have wanted to take any chances with doing something silly.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (gQhCV)

180 I declare it a national emergency that the US hasn't won the Miss Univers contest in a while. Therefore we will build out a US bikini team.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM (gC2IV)



We can rebuild them. We have the technology. We can make them better, hotter than they were. Better, stronger, with bigger cans.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (4knXT)

181 How many votes do they need to override his veto?

2/3 of both houses
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the GOP is so weak, the base should be yelling at their traitorous idiot congressmen this week

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (9AcAx)

182 They say they're not Republican or Democrat...

Didn't there used to be a "Democrat-Republican" party? Well, we have it again. Yeah, I'm not one, either.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (8ruUE)

183 I'm still waiting for slobbering NRO lunatic Nicholas Frankovich to get his ass kicked.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (JgA4k)

184 he translated all the Russian during the movie and I learned that either the subtitles were wron or he was. He kept saying bullshit out loud every time Clint hit the afterburners saying hed have run out of fuel halfway to his destination.

That's all I got.
Posted by: Drc at March 14, 2019 08:44 PM (llGBY)


That sounds like an amazing experience.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 08:51 PM (XROPS)

185 Insom met Nurse last weekend??? how did it go? *curses my workload that has cut into my time hanging out here

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 08:52 PM (LJUs+)

186 But your slip up, which is correctable, is to say "Go Dawgs", not "Go Huskies".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 08:33 PM

___

I always assumed Dawg in your name referred to Georgia, as in Georgia Bulldogs, as in the Dawgs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 14, 2019 08:52 PM (D/hUK)

187 If by some miracle Trump wins the popular election...

BOOM!

Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2019 08:53 PM (q177U)

188 178 nurse ratched, thank you for helping yourself and really helping Insomniac. He is a much sunnier guy with your caring.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM (u82oZ)


"I love it when a plan comes together."

-

Posted by: Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, A-Team at March 14, 2019 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

189 Zucker Wins A First Amendment Award

Of course.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 08:53 PM (LL1Be)

190 I think there's one more step to make everything smaller for me. I can almost read it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 14, 2019 08:53 PM (fBqeb)

191 179
How long have you been commenting here? And were you always so Space-y in the comments? Because I worked for a launch service provider in the early aughts, and I would have set you up with some swag at least had I known. Although I was still lurking, and had just gotten my clearance, so I might not have wanted to take any chances with doing something silly.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (gQhCV)


I don't know. It's been several years now but I don't remember when I first started. I've been a space buff since I was a little kid.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

192
They would have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
Posted by: G Lightfoot at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM

Sing SUNDOWN, Gord!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:54 PM (/+bwe)

193 FROST!

Posted by: Guy Who Posts "FROST!" at March 14, 2019 08:54 PM (BvNzB)

194 IC

The assumption is it went very well, as Insomniac has not returned to Florida. The zip ties were too strong for his arms to become free.

I should look at oyster consumption in the Pac NW. There may be a sudden shortage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

195 I declare it a national emergency that the US hasn't won the Miss Univers contest in a while. Therefore we will build out a US bikini team.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM (gC2IV)

Before long you won't even be able to find anyone to qualify.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 08:55 PM (9vk1f)

196 194 IC

The assumption is it went very well, as Insomniac has not returned to Florida. The zip ties were too strong for his arms to become free.

I should look at oyster consumption in the Pac NW. There may be a sudden shortage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

tee hee hee..well, here's hoping they are up to all sorts of naughty activities.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 08:56 PM (LJUs+)

197 I just put in an Abbott and Costello DVD Africa screams for my father. Somebody alert the outrage mob there is enough in there to give even the mildest sjw an epileptic seizure...... and he's laughing at it!!!

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 08:56 PM (uSoVh)

198 We can rebuild them. We have the technology. We can make them better, hotter than they were. Better, stronger, with bigger cans.
Posted by: Oscar Goldman at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM

And now I imagine the bionic sound as floppy boobed trans women run along a beach. Thanks a lot for the nightmares!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 08:56 PM (/+bwe)

199 I should look at oyster consumption in the Pac NW. There may be a sudden shortage.
Well it's the damn Progs and there Green New Bullshit and ...

wait a minute.

You're talking about "sex" aren't you.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 08:57 PM (LL1Be)

200 Aww I miss Gordon Scoggfoot.

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 08:58 PM (bWXm6)

201 Christian KKKers made me touchify some thots. Behold the power of the racism.

Posted by: Morris Dees at March 14, 2019 08:58 PM (H5knJ)

202 Also remembering my childhood during the Cold War, it's cool that today Russian rockets that launch American astronauts have an American flag on the payload fairing.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

203 How long have you been commenting here? And were you always so Space-y in the comments? (...)
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:50 PM (gQhCV)

I don't know. It's been several years now but I don't remember when I first started. I've been a space buff since I was a little kid.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 08:53 PM (sdi6R)


rickl has been a go-to space Moron here for a while. He'll jump into threads sometimes with a video link ten minutes or so before a scheduled launch, which is always appreciated. A lot of them are evening or overnight launches (it's cheaper to launch at night, and space is closer than it is during the day).

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

204 The indians lose again.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 14, 2019 09:00 PM (6/uwW)

205
I always assumed Dawg in your name referred to Georgia, as in Georgia Bulldogs, as in the Dawgs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 14, 2019 08:52 PM (D/hUK)


I didn't realize until I was about 12 that there was another University that referred to themselves as "Dawgs", and there were two other teams of Huskies, UConn and Northern Illinois.

I led a sheltered, but good life as a kid. Thanks Mom and Dad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:01 PM (sy5kK)

206 Yeah, but those kids were asking for it, you know, because of the way they dressed.

--

Thank goodness someone understands the justice system. The gall of that young man, peacefully wearing that and expecting to be left alone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:01 PM (xyung)

207 OMG.. this chick on Tucker. Does he not check these people out before he has them on?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:01 PM (dUJdY)

208 I always look forward to rickl's space inputs.

Thanks rickl! Keep it up.

For the benefit of all......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2019 09:02 PM (Z+IKu)

209 The indians lose again.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 14, 2019 09:00 PM

To cowboys or the calvary?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 14, 2019 09:02 PM (/+bwe)

210 That's a great view.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

211 Contact made, about five minutes ahead of schedule.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

212 FWIW: Reporter at Alabama political reporter:

@Josh_Moon

I have been sent a number of internal SPLC emails that address the ongoing situation and specifically discuss Dees. Looks like a combination of complaints regarding sexual harassment and racial biases in promotion and hierarchy led to this.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:03 PM (Hk+Y0)

213 Dawgs for Georgia makes sense though since it's dogs but with a southern tawng. How the hell do Huskies become Dawgs in Seattle?

That's wack yo!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 14, 2019 09:03 PM (D/hUK)

214 I just put in an Abbott and Costello DVD Africa screams for my father.
Somebody alert the outrage mob there is enough in there to give even the
mildest sjw an epileptic seizure...... and he's laughing at it!!!


Abbott and Costello, and TWO stooges (Shemp and Joe Besser).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

215 See that Tater
Do he bite?
Kill the journalist, kill the journalist
C-I-L-L THE JOURNALIST!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 09:03 PM (pw+jk)

216 mikeyG

We really should respect their privacy. but I know that nurse ratched said before they met, and I quote" "Insomniac is a silver-tounged devil. And a sweet man." or words to that effect.

I was worried, as Insomniac was going down some sorta dark path, but nurse ratched has shown him sunlight and birds chirping.

We need more happiness in the Horde. I volunteer Emperor Country Boy as Tribute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

217 In that big ol' sci-fi book I've been working through I just read a Niven story where a man looks up at the sky and admires how bright and beautiful the moon is. He can't look away. Gorgeous. So bright and wonderful. A little while later he realizes it's because the sun has gone nova and it's the last night of his life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:05 PM (xyung)

218 Certainly no one who had do an emergency separation from a malfunctioning booster rocket, and pulled a 7g load on the way down.

Posted by: The ARC of History


Okay, there is no fucking way you are not talking about sex.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 09:05 PM (2eKoI)

219 Beto wants to pack the Supreme Court.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 09:05 PM (hECVl)

220 Tucker should have his own security to protect his home and family. Didn't the House just pass a bill making harming a journalist a Fed crime?

Posted by: kallisto at March 14, 2019 09:06 PM (bWXm6)

221 213 Dawgs for Georgia makes sense though since it's dogs but with a southern tawng. How the hell do Huskies become Dawgs in Seattle?

That's wack yo!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 14, 2019 09:03 PM (D/hUK)

the males hump the females.

same as Georgia.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

222 A lot of them are evening or overnight launches (it's cheaper to launch at night, and space is closer than it is during the day).

AoS, my go to for high tech nowledge.

Posted by: tbodie at March 14, 2019 09:06 PM (4RLKt)

223 Okay, there is no fucking way you are not talking about sex.


The live feed of the Soyuz thingie is talking about confirmation of hard mating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:06 PM (fuK7c)

224 Beto wants to pack the Supreme Court.

Then I guess it'd be okay if Trump did it first?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:06 PM (oVJmc)

225 Sean is getting some bad advice in calling Beta Orourke ,"Bozo"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)

226 major flooding around here. one house in town had water running out of their electric outlets in their basement. they are evacuating some parts of cities too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

227 We need more happiness in the Horde. I volunteer Emperor Country Boy as Tribute.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

So i'm getting thrown into the volcano now?

Lunch nap time.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (9vk1f)

228 Lyn Wood is going to the USSC with this one to overturn Times v. Sullivan. Let's hope Ginsberg is wormbait by then and replaced because Roberts' inner Souter is dying to escape and protect the Imperial City of the Banana Empire. And make no mistake, Sullivan was the benefit of our mandarins.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (H5WWY)

229 Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair.

Inconstant Moon, by Larry Niven. Won a well-deserved Hugo, back when they meant something.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

230 165 When I was a kid I thought the Soyuz was stupid because Russkies bad and Saturn V is awesome and we knew the commies wouldn't tell the truth about their space program because of the people it killed and we killed ours on TV.


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The Russians released reports of the Soviet moon effort of the 60's. A clusterf*** of epic proportions. Just do an internet search, it's a great read if you are interested in space stuff.

Posted by: MAGA at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (I5LRE)

231

Posted by: NaCly Dog
We really should respect their privacy.

I fully support nurse ratched's right to discuss sunning the girls al fresco on the rooftop in the privacy of any AOSHQ thread I am in.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (LL1Be)

232 one house in town had water running out of their electric outlets in their basement.

---

Code requires GFCI in those locations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (xyung)

233 The hard mating is complete.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (fuK7c)

234 Emperor Country Boy

You are the god in the volcano. The sad part in the young maidens, and no MILFS or GILFS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

235 219: the only thing beto can pack is his gay lovers shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

236 Inconstant Moon, by Larry Niven. Won a well-deserved Hugo, back when they meant something.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

--

That's it. Fun story in it's own way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:09 PM (xyung)

237 Beto wants to pack the Supreme Court.

Sure thing, Bob. Or should I call you Bob?

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:09 PM (x/2Z8)

238 Does he not check these people out before he has them on?
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No jugs??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 09:10 PM (Dh1wo)

239 233 The hard mating is complete.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (fuK7c)

----

That's what she said.

Posted by: MAGA at March 14, 2019 09:10 PM (I5LRE)

240 232; true. but, probably doesn't matter when water is running out of them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

241
The hard mating is complete.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM


they should, you know, try a little tenderness

Posted by: Zombie Otis Redding at March 14, 2019 09:11 PM (KCxzN)

242 one house in town had water running out of their electric outlets in their basement.
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Code requires GFCI in those locations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (xyung)


That was damn funny, that there.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

243 Weasel, you here still?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

244 The hard mating is complete.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Do we need every detail? Just let them enjoy their visit.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:11 PM (x/2Z8)

245 225 Sean is getting some bad advice in calling Beta Orourke ,"Bozo"
Posted by: REDACTED at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (RZ6R1)


Sean was a good source of info in the 2016 election, still is, but I can't get past him cutting off his guests during interviews.

I feel sorry for a Hannity watcher trying to teach manners to their 14 year old kid.

He has some good information, but I DVR it and than fast forward through a lot of it, especially his "Opening Monologue".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)

246 No jugs??
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 09:10 PM (Dh1wo)


I am like dagny. I don't look at womens boobies.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

247 You know, the way these clowns jump on anything that supports their f'ed up ideology, it would be really easy to manipulate them into doing something really stupid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 09:12 PM (jXrK7)

248 I am like dagny. I don't look at womens boobies.


Dagny was so full of ... um ... implausibility.

I never look at another woman's boobs, but hey sister get better bras. Lift and separate. You look sloppy.

Yeah, she never looks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:13 PM (fuK7c)

249 Huh. I just looked it up and there was a collection published. Inconstant Moon and the Sphere paperback, with other related pieces.

(goes off to search ebay and spend some money on a book I don't have room for on the shelf)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (xyung)

250 You know, the way these clowns jump on anything that supports their f'ed
up ideology, it would be really easy to manipulate them into doing
something really stupid.


You'd think!

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (oVJmc)

251 Truthfully the one I'm waiting for is Bill Maher that a****** ego will prevent him keeping his mouth shut which will hopefully just add to his misery I wonder if he's waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat yet hope so

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (uSoVh)

252 230
The Russians released reports of the Soviet moon effort of the 60's. A clusterf*** of epic proportions. Just do an internet search, it's a great read if you are interested in space stuff.

Posted by: MAGA at March 14, 2019 09:07 PM (I5LRE)


The main reason why their N-1 moon rocket (about the same size of the Saturn V) failed is that they didn't do any ground tests with the full stages. They just assembled and launched it, hoping for the best.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

253 219 Beto wants to pack the Supreme Court.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 09:05 PM (hECVl)

Oh! My!

Posted by: George Takei at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

254 The hard mating is complete.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:08 PM (fuK7c)

So we're NOT talking about Insom now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (9vk1f)

255 Solomon and Jordan on Hannity

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (hECVl)

256 If it goes to trial, and if the kid wins a big stack of loot, I hope he exits the courthouse accompanied by some very large speakers playing Metallica's "Enter Sandman".

Because that would rock.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:15 PM (0OWcv)

257 Beto, the first Irish gigilo

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 09:16 PM (25Dt7)

258 Sandmann might win enough money from these fuckers to get into USC!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

259 The males hump the females.

same as Georgia.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March

*******

Well. Not necessarily. It is seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2019 09:16 PM (0tfLf)

260 Therefore we will build out a US bikini team.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:47 PM


Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 14, 2019 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

261

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

Amen amen amen.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 09:17 PM (gQhCV)

262 The main reason why their N-1 moon rocket (about the same size of the Saturn V) failed is that they didn't do any ground tests with the full stages. They just assembled and launched it, hoping for the best.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)


Losing Korolev didn't help any either.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)

263 Didn't the Russians put a tank on the moon?

Wonder if they gave it a "T" designation.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2019 09:17 PM (Z+IKu)

264 it goes to trial, and if the kid wins a big stack of loot, I hope he exits the courthouse accompanied by some very large speakers playing Metallica's "Enter Sandman".

Because that would rock.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

He should already be in discussions with Lars

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 09:17 PM (25Dt7)

265 259 The males hump the females.

same as Georgia.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March

*******

Well. Not necessarily. It is seattle.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2019 09:16 PM (0tfLf)


I was driving through Capitol Hill earlier today.


Touche.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (sy5kK)

266 > The hard mating is complete.

So the ISS is going to have a big "#MeToo" decal now?

I'm not surprised that the Russians still use a term like this, but am surprised that NASA hasn't "translated" it as something suitably cuckified.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (0OWcv)

267 I am like dagny. I don't look at womens boobies.
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Then I guess you've never had dinner with Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield!
http://tinyurl.com/yy6pe89z

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (Dh1wo)

268 We were watching the mating with our daughter and sort of with our exhausted and cranky son, and it was neat to see how they were sort of indifferent to it while we parents were fascinated. It's no big deal because it's their world, but if you could go back to the late 70s and show people that we'd be not-quite-friends but working together in a space station, sending rockets up from all over the world, and that regular people could watch the launch from cheap pocket-sized computers that they could carry around in their pockets when they didn't need to search for the sum of all human knowledge...

We live in an amazing time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (xyung)

269 Sandman's lawyer appears to be as smart as their best. Burn'em baby burn'em.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (ePWRo)

270 I doubt this will go to trial, those cowards will settle and pretended it never happened.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (jXrK7)

271 nurse ratched - Insomniac is a silver-tounged devil.

Gotta be careful with that. Don't want to stroke out

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

272 The main reason why their N-1 moon rocket (about the same size of the
Saturn V) failed is that they didn't do any ground tests with the full
stages. They just assembled and launched it, hoping for the best.


That's because they were rushin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

273 Okay fine.. I do look at other womens boobies. But only to judge if they are wearing the proper bra.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

274 > Sandman's lawyer appears to be as smart as their best.

From what I understand, he's got a good track record of winning big settlements from media companies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:20 PM (0OWcv)

275 The capsule from the Greek space program always tries to dock backwards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

276 We were watching the mating with our daughter and sort of with our exhausted and cranky son, and it was neat to see how they were sort of indifferent to it while we parents were fascinated

Insom and nurse are live streaming?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 09:21 PM (9vk1f)

277 And forgive my writing. I had a whiskey after our meal and I can tell it has made me more handsome but capable.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:21 PM (xyung)

278 271 nurse ratched - Insomniac is a silver-tounged devil.

Gotta be careful with that. Don't want to stroke out
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

heh..

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:21 PM (LJUs+)

279 268 We were watching the mating with our daughter and sort of with our exhausted and cranky son, and it was neat to see how they were sort of indifferent to it while we parents were fascinated. It's no big deal because it's their world, but if you could go back to the late 70s and show people that we'd be not-quite-friends but working together in a space station, sending rockets up from all over the world, and that regular people could watch the launch from cheap pocket-sized computers that they could carry around in their pockets when they didn't need to search for the sum of all human knowledge...

We live in an amazing time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:18 PM (xyung)


Yes indeed. And today's live internet space coverage is vastly superior to the network TV coverage of launches back in the 1960s. Even as a kid, I wished the network anchors would shut up and let me listen to the capsule-to-ground communications.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

280 Okay fine.. I do look at other womens boobies. But only to judge if they are wearing the proper bra.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)


Oh yeah. Me too. Definitely. The bra thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:22 PM (t+qrx)

281 Okay fine.. I do look at other womens boobies. But only to judge if they are wearing the proper bra.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

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ha-HA!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:22 PM (xyung)

282 boulder t'hobo

Without the British tabloids the world would be a dull place.

Hope you are doing well. It snowed today. Again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

283
It won't go to trial. Haven't checked but the market on these companies are probably steady or down. If Sandman's lawyer wins the first one or even their dirty laundry becomes meme their stocks will be worth caca.

Trump will have to rip his shirt open stick out his chest and bust those trusts.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:23 PM (ePWRo)

284 @219 Beto wants to pack the Supreme Court.
---------------------

Some of the Dems and their academic allies have been quietly pushing this. They know that Trump has a good chance to completely remake the court (especially if Ginsberg has to leave the court, one way or another). And if that happens, then the only options open to them are to either successfully impeach one or more of the justices, or keep adding more justices until they have a majority again.

Leaving things "as is" until they finally get a Democratic president in office who can make some strategic court picks is, of course, something that they refuse to consider.

Posted by: junior at March 14, 2019 09:24 PM (Fp6vo)

285 Yes indeed. And today's live internet space coverage is vastly superior to the network TV coverage of launches back in the 1960s. Even as a kid, I wished the network anchors would shut up and let me listen to the capsule-to-ground communications.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

--

I've mentioned it before, but every time we go past the Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama we carry two bananas to leave on top of Ms. Baker's headstone.

I want my kids to understand why it means something and remember us doing it when I'm gone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:25 PM (xyung)

286 I occasionally try to explain to young people what it was like to follow the space program in the sixties.

Now I get my radio and my driving directions from outer space. It's just a given.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:25 PM (fuK7c)

287 I never look at another woman's boobs, but hey sister get better bras. Lift and separate. You look sloppy.

"...remove all logic, reason and accountability."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:25 PM (LL1Be)

288 Bringing forward two from the last thread:
1) Pixie linked to an article last week topic being VPNs are tracking and selling your data, even the one's you pay for.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:25 PM (ePWRo)

289 > Even as a kid, I wished the network anchors would shut up and let me listen to the capsule-to-ground communications.

Oh, yeah. Same with political speeches. No more 20 minutes of listening to a collection of blow-dried idiots posturing about what (according to them) the President is going to say, followed by 20 more minutes of them posturing about what (according to them) he actually said.

I just listened to the President's speech, doofus, and English is my native language. I don't need you to interpret it for me, especially since you have the IQ of a Vienna sausage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:26 PM (0OWcv)

290 But if you do want to watch those classic network TV broadcasts from the 60s, check out the "lunarmodule5" YouTube channel. He's got some great stuff.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

291 2) Google Android, just spent the last several too longs discovering that one cannot install Linux on an Android device.

Desperately trying to cut the cord with all things FANG.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:26 PM (ePWRo)

292 Weeee!!

Posted by: On the road, checking my hash at March 14, 2019 09:26 PM (tQ3PP)

293 I'd like to read the VPN article. I have one I like a lot that starts with an M.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:26 PM (xyung)

294 Leaving things "as is" until they finally get a Democratic president in office who can make some strategic court picks is, of course, something that they refuse to consider.

Posted by: junior at March 14, 2019 09:24 PM (Fp6vo)


Comrade, never give the kulaks a chance to actually gain ground, even temporarily!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 14, 2019 09:27 PM (f3oO4)

295 Google Android, just spent the last several too longs discovering that one cannot install Linux on an Android device.

I had such high hopes for Ubuntu.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

296 Okay fine.. I do look at other womens boobies. But only to judge if they are wearing the proper bra.

The proper bra?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 14, 2019 09:27 PM (Jr9Sj)

297 > Beto wants to pack the Supreme Court.

The only thing he's going to pack is his rectum.

I'm still at least pretending to believe that the United States hasn't declined so far that we will elect a man who routinely appeared on stage wearing a dress.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:28 PM (0OWcv)

298

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.

"I myself, personally, I'm not speaking for my caucus, I myself have always been for lowering the voting age to 16," Pelosi said when asked by The Daily Caller about her thoughts on the issue. "I think it's really important to capture kids when they're in high school when they're interested in all of this when they're learning about government to be able to vote."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

299 what time is the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at March 14, 2019 09:28 PM (8wKjk)

300 273 Jewells45

Me too! Now, if I can just convince my wife I am a fashion / bra fitting expert. Has not worked so far.

Nota bene USPTO; I have a copy of a patent to size bras properly. Very technical. But there was discussion in the specifications on hand-sizing. Not in the claims, however. That would be rejected as anticipated by prior art. And the references would have been epic!

To ensure clarity, I did not invent that method. Just a patent I saw when I was there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (u82oZ)

301 She's probably busy hanging a lactated Ringer's for Insom right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)


Insomniacs still alive?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (9oE3U)

302 The proper bra?

Lift and separate.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

303 283
It won't go to trial. Haven't checked but the market on these companies are probably steady or down. If Sandman's lawyer wins the first one or even their dirty laundry becomes meme their stocks will be worth caca.

Trump will have to rip his shirt open stick out his chest and bust those trusts.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:23 PM (ePWRo)

Why would the Sandman settle, vice going to trial?

Yes, its an auto payout, BUT, it does not send close to the same message.

So, I'd tell them I will sue for 250 Million, or settle for 500 million plus an admission of guilt.

Because its a winner of a case, and discovery may even lead to greater monetary gains.

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (NgKpN)

304 Bertram,, of course she would, The Union teachers could register them and could even drive them to the voting booths.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (gLMhO)

305 Bringing forward two from the last thread:
1) Pixie linked to an article last week topic being VPNs are tracking and selling your data, even the one's you pay for.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:25 PM (ePWRo)

Link por favor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (f3oO4)

306 >>> what time is the ONT?

When it is ready, Grasshopper.

Posted by: On the road, checking my hash at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (tQ3PP)

307 I was worried, as Insomniac was going down some sorta dark path, but nurse ratched has shown him sunlight and birds chirping.


Sounds like he may break into:

There were birds in the sky
But I never saw them winging
No, I never saw them at all
Till there was you.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (JMJQ3)

308

1) Pixie linked to an article last week topic being VPNs are tracking and selling your data, even the one's you pay for.



Eh. It depends. Better to roll your own anyway.

https://github.com/StreisandEffect/streisand

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (LL1Be)

309 290 But if you do want to watch those classic network TV broadcasts from the 60s, check out the "lunarmodule5" YouTube channel. He's got some great stuff.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:26 PM (sdi6R)
>----------------------------------------------------------------<


Youtoob is becoming like the *library of Alexandria I wish Google would clean up it's act.



*However, they don't have "Laughing in they Rain" by they 5th Dimension.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (ePWRo)

310 Insomniacs still alive?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (9oE3U)


See comment #65.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

311 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

Its known science that the Human mind is not fully developed until you are 25.

THAT should be the voting age.

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (NgKpN)

312 The proper bra?

Lift and separate.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY)



Where does "aim" fit in?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (4knXT)

313 Android is the first thing I would force Google to spin off.

Those maniacs having a tracking device in the pockets of 80% of the populace is not smart.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

314 OK, digging, bbl

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:31 PM (ePWRo)

315 Youtoob is becoming like the *library of Alexandria I wish Google would clean up it's act.

Sure, I'm smart, but I never had my own liberry.

Posted by: Alexandra Occasional-Cortex at March 14, 2019 09:31 PM (4knXT)

316 Me too! Now, if I can just convince my wife I am a fashion / bra fitting expert. Has not worked so far.

well, I'm just shocked. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

317 I think I know why they're releasing things like this - you're right, trying this in public isn't the best courtroom strategy. But the best strategy for you client is to create a big enough stink that one of the targets blinks and settles - and then you can use that as leverage to get a whole string of settlements in turn.

it's the lawfare strategy that Leftist groups have been perfecting for the last 30 or 40 years, it's nice to see it turned round on them.

As to those who really want this to go to court - any defendant can tie this up in motions and whatever for years and years. Just look at what's happened with Mark Stein's case against Michael Mann; I've lost count of how many years that thing has been stuck in limbo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 09:32 PM (V2Yro)

318 what time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at March 14, 2019 09:28 PM (8wKjk)

---------------------------

Same as every night. 10:30 ET.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 09:32 PM (ffYR/)

319 CNN will continue as long as people keep paying for cable. ESPN too.

They get a hefty chunk of everyone's cable bill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 08:32 PM (pUDQf)


If cable had any brains they'd let people pick the channels they want. Example a 50, 100, 150 channel pack and you pick which ones you want. But cable wants to go the way of Blockbuster Video

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:32 PM (JMJQ3)

320 Insomniac, you silly guy.

Posted by: Infidel at March 14, 2019 09:32 PM (9L2du)

321

The Dilbert guy disabled comments in his YT vids.
Views are way down, and lots Disliking thumbs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 09:33 PM (VO0ln)

322 Lift and separate.

Wait...what...where do the dollar bills go?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 14, 2019 09:33 PM (Jr9Sj)

323 See comment #65.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

Hilarious! Thanks hog!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 14, 2019 09:33 PM (9oE3U)

324 Nancy Pelosi: "I think it's really important to capture kids when they're in high school, supported by their parents and not paying taxes, and are therefore still dumb/naive enough to think that free shit from the government is actually free."

Fixed the quote.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:33 PM (0OWcv)

325 65 My name is Insomniac. I am safe and well in the Glorious People's Republic of Washington. I am being treated fairly and in accordance with all requirements of the Geneva Convention. Of my own free will, I renounce capitalism, condemn the violence inherent in Trump's America, and call for an immediate end to all use of fossil fuels. Go Huskies.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2019 08:23 PM (NMwvZ)

*watches closely*

He is blinking 'Painting Her Toenails!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 14, 2019 09:34 PM (wUn1D)

326 Wait...what...where do the dollar bills go?

In the strap silly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)

327
Why would the Sandman settle, vice going to trial?

Yes, its an auto payout, BUT, it does not send close to the same message. "

Because if Sandman insists on going to Court, he could be 35 years old before he sees a penny of any of this, even if he wins.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 09:34 PM (V2Yro)

328 Shit. A big centipede on the wall right next to me.

Winter can't come soon enough.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

329 Blockbuster Video?
Blockbuster Video?



Is that still around?

Posted by: dantesed at March 14, 2019 09:34 PM (88xKn)

330 Lift and separate.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY


I quit buying Victoria's Secret when they went for the uni-boob-with-a-crease-down-the-middle look.

Posted by: Emmie at March 14, 2019 09:35 PM (4HMW8)

331 Pelosi is almost right. It is so important to capture kids early, but way before high school.

Posted by: zombie John Wayne Gacy at March 14, 2019 09:35 PM (H5knJ)

332 > The Dilbert guy disabled comments in his YT vids.

He was just about the only person in the media (however peripherally) who had a strong belief that Trump was gonna win.

Ever since the commies have been trying to destroy him.

Fortunately he's sold enough Dilbert crap over the years that he's probably, as Larry Correia would put it, living in a house built of solid gold bars by now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:35 PM (0OWcv)

333 What they did to this kid makes me so F-ing mad I could spit nails. It is one thing to attack those of us who willing step into the ring, but to pick on a young kid ( that could have been mine ) it is war. If they had done this to my kid things would not have ended well for them. I have had enough of this shit.

Posted by: Madhatter at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (HBuMf)

334
The Union teachers could register them and could even drive them to the voting booths.
Posted by: willow


Not necessary. They would vote by smart phone in class.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (aKsyK)

335 >Blockbuster Video?



> Is that still around?

There is one, count 'em, one, Blockbuster store still in operation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (0OWcv)

336 I quit buying Victoria's Secret when they went for the uni-boob-with-a-crease-down-the-middle look.
Posted by: Emmie at March 14, 2019 09:35 PM (4HMW



That crease is where you slide the credit card.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (4knXT)

337 330 Lift and separate.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dUJdY

I quit buying Victoria's Secret when they went for the uni-boob-with-a-crease-down-the-middle look.
Posted by: Emmie at March 14, 2019 09:35 PM (4HMW

I really like Marks & Spencer..british brand but really nice lift for bigger boobs.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (LJUs+)

338
Some ladies need lift and squeeze together because their floppy boobs are under their armpits.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (VO0ln)

339 I quit buying Victoria's Secret when they went for the uni-boob-with-a-crease-down-the-middle look.

Never could wear their bras. Horribly uncomfortable or showed more than I am willing to share unless I'm advertising a boob buffet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:37 PM (dUJdY)

340 Pelosi is almost right. It is so important to capture kids early, but way before high school.
Posted by: zombie John Wayne Gacy at March 14, 2019 09:35 PM (H5knJ)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 14, 2019 09:37 PM (4knXT)

341
Not necessary. They would vote by smart phone in class.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (aKsyK)

Very green idea. nice

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:37 PM (gLMhO)

342 Scott Adams - it's a shame, I like a lot of his ideas, used to comment some on his blog. Then he went to all video presentations, which I just do not like, especially since his speaking style is less than polished... and now he's disabled all comments, and it's probably because he didn't want to put all the time and effort in that would have been needed to moderate the threads (and we know how that goes)

so now I've just written him off. Smart guy, but he doesn't present his ideas in any manner that I'm willing to follow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

343 > Not necessary. They would vote by smart phone in class.

And the teachers could "help" them chose a candidate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (0OWcv)

344 There is one, count 'em, one, Blockbuster store still in operation.


It bought permission to use the name. It's not a legacy Blockbuster.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (fuK7c)

345

Like Pelosi. When she takes off her bra, they plummet and fly to the outsides of her rib cage like they're trying to escape her torso.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (VO0ln)

346 333 but to pick on a young kid ( that could have been mine ) it is war. If they had done this to my kid things would not have ended well for them. I have had enough of this shit.

Posted by: Madhatter at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (HBuMf)

Yes! But they protect their drones in college with safe spaces. War.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (9oE3U)

347 DocJ if you are still here, I loved your post, I too am a prisoner of Mass. and once supported Willard the rat.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (f8dwL)

348 We were watching the mating with our daughter

Lift and separate.

Rockets. Not rockets. It's getting confusing in here.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (CMq2e)

349 Cups in front, hooks in back. Here, let me check the material...

Posted by: George Costanza(Former Bra Salesman) at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (Pp8LH)

350 Commissar Hrothgar, from Pixie's link:

http://tinyurl.com/y4cwnm5f

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (ePWRo)

351 There is one, count 'em, one, Blockbuster store still in operation.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (0OWcv)

--

I had a laugh this morning when I saw the logo on the front of our satellite receiver box.

I haven't seen a store in ten years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (xyung)

352 That crease is where you slide the credit card.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:36 PM (4knXT


Eeek!

Posted by: Emmie at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (4HMW8)

353 pfft, you girls and your big boobs.

single tear falls down my check.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (gLMhO)

354 > When she takes off her bra, they plummet and fly to the outsides of her rib cage like they're trying to escape her torso.

Ever see a basset hound riding on a motor cycle?

That's what Nancy looks like when she tries to run without a bra.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (0OWcv)

355 I was driving through Capitol Hill earlier today

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Talk about hard meeting jeez

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 14, 2019 09:40 PM (uSoVh)

356 pfft, you girls and your big boobs.

single tear falls down my check.
Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (gLMhO)


Sing it, sistah!

Posted by: Bruce "Bruce" Jenner at March 14, 2019 09:40 PM (4knXT)

357 Like Pelosi. When she takes off her bra, they plummet and fly to the outsides of her rib cage like they're trying to escape her torso.

She looks like she had quite a rack back in the day but yeah.. they need all the help they can get these days.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

358 DocJ if you are still here, I loved your post, I too am a prisoner of Mass. and once supported Willard the rat.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (f8dwL)

I did worse, I actually walked a mile in the snow to vote for that guy for Prez.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:40 PM (gLMhO)

359 both Ways!

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (gLMhO)

360 speaking of bras, the only really funny part of this season of the awful commie show Broad City was when the moms took the two girls bra shopping.

From my experience, my girl friends have no idea what their bra sizes are or how to use the snuggy thing that adjusts the goddamned thing.

anway...the mom's say your best investment is a proper bra, and it's lol funny, one girl who's flat was like "oh, I'm a 34C" while the other thought she was maybe a B cup but they ended up getting her a 30HH bra which, if you like boobs, is hilarious. and awesome.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (9AcAx)

361 Ever see a basset hound riding on a motor cycle?

That's what Nancy looks like when she tries to run without a bra.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (0OWcv)


Perhaps she would be interested in giving sky-diving a whirl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (4knXT)

362 If cable had any brains they'd let people pick the channels they want. Example a 50, 100, 150 channel pack and you pick which ones you want. But cable wants to go the way of Blockbuster Video
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:32 PM (JMJQ3)

In order to let everyone pick and choose, 2/3rds of the channels would be dead overnight. Both the networks and the cable providers won't stand for that so they're set on extracting maximum value while slowly bleeding customers.

Posted by: Sjg at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (gDSJf)

363 359 both Ways!

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (gLMhO)

Salute. That is dedication. He is a rat bastard though.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (LJUs+)

364 i'm not crazy about Bruce right now.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (gLMhO)

365 Oh willow you know what they say.. more than a mouthful is just a waste.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

366 We were watching the mating with our daughter and sort of with our exhausted and cranky son,

you know, phrasing, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

367 IC, he sure is.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (gLMhO)

368 It's really good to see decent people fighting back against the liberals and the media.

I hope Lin Wood sticks his foot so far up WaPo's ass that their breath smells like shoe polish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 09:42 PM (zmxYi)

369 jewells, i'm starting to believe they lie to us.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:42 PM (gLMhO)

370 BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (MAstk)

371 jewells, i'm starting to believe they lie to us.
Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:42 PM (gLMhO)



mouthful + smothering > mouthful

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (4knXT)

372 John McCain. What a cock pump. He could have rode out his legacy and POW status to a lifetime of mediocrity and respect. He could have just been an ex pow and lackluster senator from AZ. It took raw talent to parlay POW into biggest douche in the universe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (dNzKv)

373 370 BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (MAstk)

Good. Fuck the senate and house.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (LJUs+)

374 Oh willow you know what they say.. more than a mouthful is just a waste.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)


*pauses, spoon halfway to mouth*

Are we still talking about lead paint chips?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (t+qrx)

375 It's been noted before, but small is good. All the nerve endings in 1/3 the surface area s a recipe for success.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (xyung)

376 see.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (gLMhO)

377 25 A very savvy move. Lawfare is not enough. Beat these asshole at every front.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 08:04 PM (SHEJ2)


I agree. You want the malefactors to know that they're gonna get their asses kicked in the court of public opinion long before they get them kicked in court.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 09:44 PM (zmxYi)

378 see.
Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (gLMhO)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:44 PM (4knXT)

379 covers hog eyes.

we've been silly all day.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:44 PM (gLMhO)

380 BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 09:43


Heh, master troll.

Posted by: Infidel at March 14, 2019 09:44 PM (9L2du)

381 365 Oh willow you know what they say.. more than a mouthful is just a waste.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

I thought it was handful?

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (LJUs+)

382 The VPN article's main point seems to be that it is better for Big Tech to collect your data than an independent person in "a basement".
Interesting.
It's fairly simple. "Does your VPN log traffic and maintain those logs?"
If the answer is yes, move along.
Why would the "guy in the basement" want to maintain an archive of hundreds of thousands of VPN connection logs on his server which is limited on space?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (LL1Be)

383 > It bought permission to use the name. It's not a legacy Blockbuster.

No, it's been a Blockbuster franchise for decades. It wasn't corporate-owned, and paid (and still pays) franchise fees, but so did many of the others.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (0OWcv)

384 you know, phrasing, that kind of thing.

--

C'mon, it's not like we were letting them pick out their new prosthetic genitalia.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (xyung)

385 BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill

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0h, fuck that guy sometimes, why didn't he speak to the angel families before he signed the amensty child abduction bill?

This is why it sucks to be a conservative who is against the replacement of the population through open borders insanity:

We got slim pickings. The GOP lies to us while selling off massive H1B's to corporations and our potus is ... surely playing 19th D chess.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (9AcAx)

386 Larry Niven also wrote a great story called "Wait It Out", about an astronaut marooned on Pluto who takes off his helmet and freezes, but during the day the distant sun warms him enough that his brain is juuuuuuussst aware that he is still alive, though frozen solid.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (2eKoI)

387 dear penthouse, I was in this political blog and you won't guess what I saw!

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (gLMhO)

388
BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM (MAstk)



He ought to have the 12 turncoats in there with them as well

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:46 PM (3tXAu)

389 I thought it was handful?

handful, mouthful.. tomato, tomahto.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

390
He ought to have the 12 turncoats in there with them as well

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:46 PM (3tXAu)

I'd rather the angel parents tar and feather those 12 asses.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:46 PM (LJUs+)

391 BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill


Suck it, Senator Murderer (x12)

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:47 PM (LL1Be)

392 381 365 Oh willow you know what they say.. more than a mouthful is just a waste.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

I thought it was handful?
Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:45 PM (LJUs+)

I take the native American approach--nothing is wasted.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 14, 2019 09:47 PM (JgA4k)

393 376 see.

willow

Dee Dee.

And can you imagine the advertising kbdabear gets on his computer?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

394 NaCly, I imagine he's a single guy?

lol

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:47 PM (gLMhO)

395 Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all!

Trump didn't do what YOU wanted him to do.


How very unfortunate.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (LL1Be)

396 Incoming:

@BNONews 4m

About 300 people were inside the mosque when gunman opened fire with automatic weapon, witness tells Radio New Zealand

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (Hk+Y0)

397 > Ever see a basset hound riding on a motor cycle?

Visual aid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37aADXyiY84

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (0OWcv)

398 glares out into room, stomps out.

**slam**

peace guys be nice and fun to eachother.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (gLMhO)

399 Like Pelosi. When she takes off her bra, they plummet and fly to the outsides of her rib cage like they're trying to escape her torso.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 09:38 PM (VO0ln)

Nancy has some nice hooters for her age.

Her rosebud, not so much.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)

400 I'd rather the angel parents tar and feather those 12 asses.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:46 PM (LJUs+)



That's what I meant. Have the turncoats in there with the angel parents.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:49 PM (3tXAu)

401 Bye, willow.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:49 PM (t+qrx)

402 He ought to have the 12 turncoats in there with them as well

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:46 PM (3tXAu)

I'd rather the angel parents tar and feather those 12 asses.

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yeah, that'd be awesome. Or send them fish in newspaper, who knows...roast them.

Put the GOP on notice. Like really skewer each one by name.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:49 PM (9AcAx)

403 30 I know nothing about law and lawsuits, but I am somewhat put off by the video. Very slightly, nothing major. Not sure why. It's a great video, but it seems like a publicity stunt or something.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (gQhCV)

The Left is good at publicity stunts. The Right needs to learn how to be good at PR too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (d6Ksn)

404
@BNONews 4m



About 300 people were inside the mosque when gunman opened fire with automatic weapon, witness tells Radio New Zealand


Training accident?

(Seriously, an automatic weapon?)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (oVJmc)

405 Have a great night willow.

Prepare for the ONT, Horde.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

406 If willow *leaves* a thread, what happens then?

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (f6lTY)

407 Goodnight willow

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (4knXT)

408 >>>Eh. It depends. Better to roll your own anyway.

https://github.com/StreisandEffect/streisand

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:30 PM (LL1Be)
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Interesting, bookmarked, but for a guy that finds plug and play confusing this may be a bit too technical.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (ePWRo)

409 @BNONews 4m

About 300 people were inside the mosque when gunman opened fire with automatic weapon, witness tells Radio New Zealand

Posted by: weft cut-loop at


Sweeet, is there video?

Posted by: Infidel at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (9L2du)

410 BREAKING: Angel Parents Will Join President Trump in the Oval Office on Friday When He Vetoes the Bill

Posted by: Ha at March 14, 2019 09:43 PM



Meh. It would've been more productive for the Angel Moms to visit those 12 Senator's offices in person, before the vote.

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (786Ro)

411 glares out into room, stomps out.

**slam**

peace guys be nice and fun to eachother.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (gLMhO)


Nice to each other? After all this time you want us to break tradition?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (IINHo)

412 ONT should be coming up soon and i need to get to my shower...later gators.

Posted by: IC at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (LJUs+)

413 That's odd.

I am given to understand that there are no guns in New Zealand.

Prayers for the dead and injured.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (2eKoI)

414 If willow *leaves* a thread, what happens then?
Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (f6lTY)


Bass solo.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

415 If willow *leaves* a thread, what happens then?

Oh shit...

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (dUJdY)

416 I know nothing about law and lawsuits, but I am somewhat put off by the video. Very slightly, nothing major. Not sure why. It's a great video, but it seems like a publicity stunt or something.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 08:06 PM (gQhCV)

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It's my understanding that Chief Ford Ranger's daughter is a community organizer literally on Soros' payroll.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (xyung)

417 Bye, IC.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

418 There are reports of a possible mass shooting at a mosque in Christchurch, New Zealand, on March 14, 2019. The mosque is located near Christchurch's Hagley Park.

According to RNZ, a New Zealand radio outlet, an eyewitness reported seeing four people "lying on the ground," and commented: "there was blood everywhere."


What a shame.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:52 PM (LL1Be)

419 Trump didn't do what YOU wanted him to do.


How very unfortunate.
Posted by: mikeyG

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yup, he signed amnesty, I'm pissed.

Mr. Build the Wall signed two last minute, panic bills, filled with poison pills, like no concrete in walls along the border, MS-13 can us children to escape deportation, and local mayors can override his wall choices. And he promised to NEVER sign a last minute, bullshit spending bill again.

And he just spent a month fighting pelosi on the shutdown, and he basically won it (when even the left wing signalling choir of SNL blamed her for being a pompous bitch).

But, I'm a sad wittle teapot because trump didn't do what I wanted him to do.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:52 PM (9AcAx)

420 @BNONews 4m

About 300 people were inside the mosque when gunman opened fire with automatic weapon, witness tells Radio New Zealand
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (Hk+Y0)

It's horrible that my first thought was "If the shooter is white and Christian, the MSM will be sure to blame Trump and the NRA for a shooting in New Zealand."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 09:52 PM (d6Ksn)

421 The universe knows what counts. Willow has left, but she's not gone. She'll be back. She has to come back.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:52 PM (xyung)

422 Sweeet, is there video?
Posted by: Infidel


Eesh. AND your nic is 'infidel'.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:52 PM (f6lTY)

423 I've been willowed!

Posted by: The Thread at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (786Ro)

424 396 Incoming:

@BNONews 4m

About 300 people were inside the mosque when gunman opened fire with automatic weapon, witness tells Radio New Zealand
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:48 PM (Hk+Y0)

I thought New Zealand got rid of all of their evil guns?

No?

Only most of them?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (sy5kK)

425 But, I'm a sad wittle teapot because trump didn't do what I wanted him to do.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all!


Exactly.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (LL1Be)

426 Meh. It would've been more productive for the Angel Moms to visit those 12 Senator's offices in person, before the vote.
Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2019 09:


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right? That one Senator melted like butter because some "i'm a professional victim" leftwinger cornered him in an elevator re: Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (9AcAx)

427 The universe knows what counts. Willow has left, but she's not gone. She'll be back. She has to come back.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 09:52 PM (xyung)


https://stoatnet.org/illberighthere.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)

428 If willow *leaves* a thread, what happens then?

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (f6lTY)


The space-time continuum folds in upon itself in such a way that we all gain additional time to comment on one, and only one, old thread, without being banned.

Which thread that might be, nobody knows.

Similar to placing bacon bits on a strip of bacon, and thus being able to travel back in time to a moment you were eating bacon.

(Jim Gaffigan joke).

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (2eKoI)

429 I thought New Zealand got rid of all of their evil guns?

No?

Only most of them?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (sy5kK)



Some bad people didn't obey the law. I just don't understand it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 09:54 PM (4knXT)

430 I've been willowed!
Posted by: The Thread at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (786Ro)


LOL! Winner!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)

431 woof,
There's video on twitter that's um evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:54 PM (Hk+Y0)

432 Okay, what am I missing? This was inside a Mosque. I always thought that was where the terrorists hung out?

Posted by: Infidel at March 14, 2019 09:54 PM (9L2du)

433 Posted by: DonnaV. at March 14, 2019 09:50 PM (d6Ksn)

Yea, I just.. I don't know. I feel like as a juror, if it's even a jury trial, might feel like they were trying to taint the pool or something.
Did you see all the rule changes MLB dropped today?!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 09:54 PM (gQhCV)

434 Kind of odd that all these places with stiff gun control have this gun violence. It does not compute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 14, 2019 09:55 PM (wUn1D)

435 Anybody got eyes on Green Helmet Guy?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:55 PM (LL1Be)

436 not that it matters it looks like an AKM semi. But yeah, straight out slaughter if the video is authentic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:55 PM (Hk+Y0)

437 Exactly.
Posted by: mikeyG

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got it. we got the always trumpers who prefer personality over policy.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:56 PM (9AcAx)

438 right? That one Senator melted like butter because some "i'm a professional victim" leftwinger cornered him in an elevator re: Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:53 PM (9AcAx)


that was Jeff Flake, and yes, he is a professional victim.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 09:56 PM (sy5kK)

439 Is NZFrank about?

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 09:56 PM (gQhCV)

440 I didn't even know there was a latrine in New Zealand.

The things one learns here.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2019 09:57 PM (Z+IKu)

441 I'm a bit of a harder sell, I was a trump early adopter because:

1. he promised to be worst than hitler on immigration (as reported by the mainstream media).

2. he was Mr. Deal Person who makes great deals, the best really.

3. he would surround himself with the best people (who would lock out the angel families at the last moment).

But I guess alwaystrumpers love the spending bill because trump fights. unless he wants to go golfing.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:57 PM (9AcAx)

442 that was Jeff Flake, and yes, he is a professional victim.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

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oh right, he's gone, fuck that guy.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 09:57 PM (9AcAx)

443 59 Thinking of Insom, I'm reminded of an episode of Black Sheep Squadron. When Boyle was returned, his friends asked why it took so long to rescue him. I came down on an island full of beautiful women, he says. It took the Navy two days to find me and three days to catch me!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2019 08:21 PM (gC2IV)

I used to watch this show!! I don't remember this episode though...

Posted by: Iris at March 14, 2019 09:57 PM (6lKe4)

444
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all!

Run along, little fella.

That's a good boy.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 09:58 PM (LL1Be)

445 I like the three-batter minimum. Broke your arm? Use the other one!

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 09:58 PM (asM0l)

446 @rnz_news

BREAKING: A man wearing a military-style jacket opened fire inside the mosque, where 300 people were inside - eyewitness

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 09:59 PM (Hk+Y0)

447 Did you see all the rule changes MLB dropped today?!
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 09:54 PM (gQhCV)

Just in passing, so I don't have an opinion yet. Been busy with other stuff today...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 09:59 PM (d6Ksn)

448 But I guess alwaystrumpers love the spending bill because trump fights. unless he wants to go golfing.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all!


You really should lay off drinking your own piss.

Recycling Heroin that way just doesn't work. It's science.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 09:59 PM (2eKoI)

449 BREAKING: A man wearing a military-style jacket opened fire inside the mosque

Maybe he was confused?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

450 Jordan Peterson was in NZ recently and was not treated well by their loopy leftist media. Watch - they'll blame him too.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 10:00 PM (d6Ksn)

451 The universe knows what counts. Willow has left, but she's not gone. She'll be back. She has to come back.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

I will shed a tear until she returns to us - please return to us, o' willow.

Okay, enough already...we'll see you tomorrow, for heavens sake.
.

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 10:00 PM (32YRo)

452 BREAKING: A man wearing a military-style jacket opened fire inside the mosque

Maybe he was confused?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)


He hates those cans.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at March 14, 2019 10:01 PM (4knXT)

453 Looks like another Ander Brevik thing. Expect many bad takes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:01 PM (Hk+Y0)

454 https://stoatnet.org/illberighthere.jpg


Ha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my tweks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 10:01 PM (xyung)

455 Github recommends Google Chrome for a browser?
So, everything you do goes through their cloud, see, I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (ePWRo)

456 mentioning trump's biggest unearned failure always seems like I'm sticking salt in the wounds of the always trumpers.

I mean it sucks, tho, trump is all we have. `+

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (9AcAx)

457 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

458 > Nancy has some nice hooters for her age.

> Her rosebud, not so much.

> Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Hairyback Guy = Bernie Sanders in disguise, maybe?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (0OWcv)

459 ONT, she's up

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 10:02 PM (4knXT)

460 just read a rundown of a twitter fight between Popehat and Michael Avenatti recently. Damn, I knew Avenatti was a scumbag, but didn't realize he was totally deranged!

The story's at HA, hate to give them the thumbs up but it's freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 10:03 PM (V2Yro)

461 BREAKING: A man wearing a military-style jacket opened fire inside the mosque, where 300 people were inside - eyewitness

Posted by: weft cut-loop


The jacket was green and had a lot of pockets, I guess.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2019 10:04 PM (2eKoI)

462 and they beat that drum again here.

______________

ISWYDT

Posted by: TheHoser at March 14, 2019 10:06 PM (v3UCk)

463 The jacket was green and had a lot of pockets, I guess.
Posted by: Sharkman


Doesn't really matter at this point. It looks to be a real event and horrific.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 10:06 PM (Hk+Y0)

464 Looks like another Ander Brevik thing. Expect many bad take
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well, the only solution is more muslim immigrants on welfare. maybe we can give them local thought crime, hate crime police jobs...

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 10:07 PM (9AcAx)

465 350 Commissar Hrothgar, from Pixie's link:

http://tinyurl.com/y4cwnm5f

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 09:39 PM (ePWRo)


Thanks, still not a lot of clues as to a really easy to use but honest VPN.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 14, 2019 10:10 PM (f3oO4)

466 I hope that FB and Twitter suits are coming. They lost their neutral platform exemption status when they banned full video and anyone pro-Covington kids. They are fully responsible for the content they edit, and their preferred leftists are responsible for 99.9% of racial and political violence.

Posted by: Spidly at March 14, 2019 10:32 PM (buP4J)

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