Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Happy Saturday Horde! Let's take a peek at a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Happy Birthday Dad!

SMH.

I'm forgetful, but gee-whiz.

Damn snowbank! I'll show you!!

Hi-Ho Silver

Just for you tea drinkers.

You're Number #1 is constitutionally protected.

UK Members of Parliament are as retarded as our congress critters.

To service ~~and protect~~

What the hell is wrong with parents?

I wonder what his nic is here at the AoS?

Open thread away or discuss these stories. Just remember, be nice to the 'ettes and their hair. No cooties in there. No running with sharp objects and play nice.

Have a great weekend!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:45 AM

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1 So if they put GPS in all knives would not the "criminal classes" just make shivs?

Perhaps Miss Bluebell could teach a class to raise funds for her next cook book project.

Posted by: Big V at March 16, 2019 08:50 AM (sN665)

2 Good Morning Morons. I got willowed on the last thread......so.......repost....

Any of you all own a Buick Encore? I have my eye on a used one and was wondering if they are a reliable vehicle?

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 16, 2019 08:49 AM (udU2n)

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 16, 2019 08:51 AM (udU2n)

3 Ugh. Work this am.

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2019 08:52 AM (0f7Rx)

4 Give me all the coffee

Posted by: DavesNotHere at March 16, 2019 08:54 AM (n67dj)

5 Didn't make as much this morning, bad mistake

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 08:55 AM (BbGew)

6 4 Give me all the coffee
Posted by: DavesNotHere at March 16, 2019 08:54 AM (n67dj)

can't do that, someone will end up hurt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2019 08:56 AM (aA3+G)

7 I cannot Imagine that alcohol was involved with the Shooting of the snowbank.

When I lived in the upper midwest, I was ready for winter to be over and would have shot it sober.

Posted by: Piric at March 16, 2019 08:57 AM (nonGu)

8 Good Saturday morning, horde!

I could be working this morning, came in to a new job 8 months behind. But we have a contractor coming in an hour to tell us how much of a fortune we need to remodel our kitchen! I'm kinda excited about that.

*House built in 1892, looks like the kitchen was last redone in about 1945.

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 08:58 AM (OX9vb)

9 That blood "Mom" sounds like a real freak-a-leek.

Some people shouldn't have children, pets or property.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2019 08:58 AM (Z+IKu)

10 Mmmmmmm, coffee. My "vegetarian" gd asked for bacon and eggs this morning.

And she got 'em.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2019 08:59 AM (Y4EXg)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2019 08:59 AM (AQ0Rq)

12 I don't know... something about that NYPD body cam story doesn't pass the smell test. No pun intended.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2019 09:00 AM (Jr9Sj)

13 Buick Encore is pretty small. Find a nice Rav 4. Will last forever

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2019 09:01 AM (7ZQe3)

14 Hey MisHum every since you mentioned Uncle Meat a couple of weeks ago I can't get "The Air" out of my head.

We can crash
In my Nash

Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:02 AM (UdKB7)

15
A beer only diet for Lent? Seems like a really bad idea.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 16, 2019 09:02 AM (jYje5)

16 I can't help but wonder why so many politicians are such weasels-a remarkable combination of vile and stupid. And yet many people persist in wanting to give more power to them.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:02 AM (JgA4k)

17 Good news, Ladies!!!

The Fashion Police say-

CARGO PANTS ARE BACK!!!!111!!!!

Can Big Hair be far behind?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:03 AM (CRRq9)

18 14 Hey MisHum every since you mentioned Uncle Meat a couple of weeks ago I can't get "The Air" out of my head.

We can crash
In my Nash
Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:02 AM (UdKB7)

You're welcome
Thats a great ear worm to have

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2019 09:03 AM (aA3+G)

19 A beer only diet for Lent? Seems like a really bad idea.

Posted by: Newest Nic
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Seriously - there needs to be a bit more balance. Perhaps chips and pretzels.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2019 09:03 AM (Y4EXg)

20 A beer only diet for Lent? Seems like a really bad idea.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 16, 2019 09:02 AM (jYje5)

can't eat if you're passed out drunk.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 09:03 AM (ykq7q)

21 Here's some amusing stuff about Beta-

https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2019/03/go-beto.php

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:04 AM (CRRq9)

22 Can Big Hair be far behind?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:03 AM (CRRq9)

Awesome! I'ma cut my bangs and get some hairspray!

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:04 AM (OX9vb)

23 13 Buick Encore is pretty small. Find a nice Rav 4. Will last forever
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2019 09:01 AM (7ZQe3)

Buicks last forever.

I had a company Rav 4
Its an ok vehicle. The 4WD sucked.
Rather have my pickup, but then again I'm a deplorable.

Can I send some snow your way Pete?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2019 09:05 AM (aA3+G)

24 Shoulder pads too April! Have to have the complete outfit.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2019 09:05 AM (Y4EXg)

25 A beer only diet for Lent? Seems like a really bad idea.

Posted by: Newest Nic
________

If he's Catholic, then he can have whiskey on Sundays.

If he's Russian Orthodox, then not only is he drinking just beer, he's doing it for one week longer than if he were Western.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 16, 2019 09:06 AM (furmq)

26 'Thats a great ear worm to have'

I think FZ crammed every Doo Wop element he could into that song perfectly.

Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:07 AM (UdKB7)

27 Any of you all own a Buick Encore?"

Neighbor did. Made it to 2 years...

It's a GM small vehicle platform developed w/FIAT about 20 years ago (IIRC), with all of the GM stuff tossed at it...

So take it from there. There's a reason they are quite inexpensive in the used car market...

Oh, and morning, y'all. Need coffeve.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2019 09:08 AM (6qErC)

28
gotta scoot...Twin the Eldest is dragging me to the boxing gym again this morning (it's a semi-long, mildly amusing story)

at least it's not as weird as the time she went to the "circus acrobatics" class...

oldschoolannarborboxing.com/

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2019 09:08 AM (KCxzN)

29 Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2019 09:05 AM (Y4EXg)

F**kin A--I'm on it.

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:08 AM (OX9vb)

30 I never run with sharp objects.

Mosey? Yes.
Amble? On occasion.
Shamble? Before coffee? Most definitely.

Then, once in a while, I meander with a sharp object. But, that's only to change things up just a bit.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at March 16, 2019 09:08 AM (WEBkv)

31 Buick is trying very hard to be Oldsmobile. Anyway it's GM so no.

Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:09 AM (UdKB7)

32 If he's Catholic, then he can have whiskey on Sundays.

-----
Our local diocese has extended an special dispensation to allow meat on one of the Fridays coming up to honor our retiring bishop.

I think they are calling it Bishops for Bacon!! or somesuch.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2019 09:09 AM (Y4EXg)

33 HA! The guy shooting the snowbank.. Ican totally relate.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2019 09:10 AM (dUJdY)

34 So James Gunn was reinstated for heading up Guardians of the Galaxy 3, after a sufficient cooling off period and serious heart-to-heart talks with Big Mouse execs.

Weirdly, it is reported by a Hollywood reporting website that 'alt-right journalists released a barrage of accusations against him for xxx and yyy', which apparently was the cause of his getting fired last July. Not that he did anything wrong, just that he was accused by alt-right journalists.

'Alt-right journalists'? What the hell are those?

And what happened to the accusations?

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (naIxY)

35 Regarding the Beer Only Fast...

It's got Papal Approval!!!

https://aleteia.org/2019/03/05/no-food-only-beer-fasting-like-a-17th-century-monk/

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (CRRq9)

36 Buick is trying very hard to be Oldsmobile.

Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:09 AM (UdKB7)

Out of business?

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (ykq7q)

37 I really don't watch cable TV much, but that blonde woman on Fox Friends has me mesmerized.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 16, 2019 09:12 AM (xxAFD)

38 'James Gunn was reinstated'

What about the guy who made the illustration of the Covington kids being run thru a chipper. Did he get a promotion?

Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:13 AM (UdKB7)

39 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

40 Out of business?"

They want Old's aurora...

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2019 09:13 AM (6qErC)

41 Slept for 12 hours. What a week. Can't wait to get back to school to relax.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

42 I was going to check out and watch the white patriarchal privileged guy in Tights (Superman) but then I saw Mis Hum had a thread up. Had to check the content out.

I always play nice until I don't if I pop someone in the nose they had it coming

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 16, 2019 09:14 AM (Srwpw)

43 Have fun, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2019 09:15 AM (t+qrx)

44 NaClay I slept in today. First time in years I woke up at 7:30. Hopefully I'm finally getting uses to DST. It felt wonderful!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2019 09:15 AM (dUJdY)

45 I didn't realize monk's beer was for Lenten fasting! A great marketing tool for the church.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2019 09:15 AM (asM0l)

46 NaCly Dog I got about an hour of sleep last night can I borrow a couple of yours?

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 16, 2019 09:15 AM (Srwpw)

47 *House built in 1892, looks like the kitchen was last redone in about 1945.Posted by: April

***********

Kitchen Remodel Be Spendy, Yo - a limerick

Though you try, there's no way to gloss it
A kitchen that old? Just toss it
When calculating, fudge it
'Cause your entire re-do budget
Will be used up just buying a faucet.

(Missus Muldoon and I feel your pain, April. We are at the midway point of our kitchen re-do. Demo, electricdal rough-in, drywall, painting and tile floors are done. Cabinets coming in on Monday. Appliances and countertops to follow. One step at a time)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)

48
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (CRRq9)

"What sounds like a frat house challenge actually increased their focus and clarity."

I swear by this diet!

Posted by: Hillary at March 16, 2019 09:16 AM (xxAFD)

49 'Out of business?'

They are trying to shake the "old people's car" image. Like "not your father's Oldsmobile".

Not paying attention to your primary customers seems to be a trend in big American woke companies.

Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:17 AM (UdKB7)

50 Weirdly, it is reported by a Hollywood reporting website that 'alt-right journalists released a barrage of accusations against him for xxx and yyy', which apparently was the cause of his getting fired last July. Not that he did anything wrong, just that he was accused by alt-right journalists.

'Alt-right journalists'? What the hell are those?

And what happened to the accusations?
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (naIxY)

It's breathtaking - the old PRAVDA had nothing on these guys!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2019 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

51 'Psychedelic Warlord': Teenaged Beto's misogynistic online posts

Archived versions of writings attributed to O'Rourke's alias "Psychedelic Warlord" include one that criticized some women as "sluts," mocked them for having "violent boyfriends," and suggested a way to deal with these women was to call them "completely ugly," or inform "Nazi Skins in your area" that they had "AIDS."uters while part of the group. But his participation did include creating short pieces of writing known as "text files"

Gee, I hope this doesn't hurt the soccer mom vote for Bobby

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2019 09:19 AM (VVtZX)

52 Does anyone else think Admiral Schofield is one of the greatest names ever?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:19 AM (PUmDY)

53 Not that he did anything wrong, just that he was accused by alt-right journalists.

'Alt-right journalists'? What the hell are those?

You know, those right wing journalists were so "alt",

they were left wing.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:19 AM (CRRq9)

54 'Alt-right journalists'? What the hell are those?

And what happened to the accusations?
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (naIxY)

It's breathtaking - the old PRAVDA had nothing on these guys!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2019 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

No, not at all. The North Korean media might be more honest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2019 09:20 AM (VVtZX)

55 Does anyone else think Admiral Schofield is one of the greatest names ever?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:19 AM (PUmDY)

He shoulda' went to Vandy.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 09:21 AM (ykq7q)

56 Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 16, 2019 08:51 AM (udU2n)

===

We had a used Buick LeSabre, about 15 years ago, and it needed alot of expensive repairs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2019 09:21 AM (EZebt)

57 Archived versions of writings attributed to O'Rourke's alias "Psychedelic Warlord" include one that criticized some women as "sluts," mocked them for having "violent boyfriends," and suggested a way to deal with these women was to call them "completely ugly," or inform "Nazi Skins in your area" that they had "AIDS."uters while part of the group. But his participation did include creating short pieces of writing known as "text files"

Gee, I hope this doesn't hurt the soccer mom vote for Bobby
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2019 09:19 AM (VVtZX)

--------------

Cool, an out and proud sociopath is running for office.

Not that that separates him from a lot of politicians, but, at least there's some truth in advertising.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at March 16, 2019 09:21 AM (WEBkv)

58 Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train

Sure. Be glad to give you some of mine. I fall asleep easily, for the most part.

Just have two meetings with a federal agency, design a worksop building for your start-up, two trips to your credit union to pay for that, visit the VA, and survive a wife doing income tax and going for a colonoscopy. You will sleep like a sailor after a week of port and starboard watches.

The colonoscopy, well, everything came out all right. She has no new health issues. But cranky -- yikes. She set a new record this week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:22 AM (u82oZ)

59 He shoulda' went to Vandy.

Posted by: BignJames
________

Do the sports teams at Vanderbilt make their worst players their team captains? I mean, if a Vandy player is a Captain and everyone else on the team is a Commodore, that means he's below everyone else, right?

Posted by: FireHorse at March 16, 2019 09:23 AM (furmq)

60 *House built in 1892, looks like the kitchen was last redone in about 1945.
Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 08:58 AM (OX9vb)

I grew up in that house. Dad remodeled in 1975. We also put a foundation under it, before that it was on pillars as built.

It had orange countertops when we got done

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:23 AM (mUa7G)

61 Saturday Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 16, 2019 09:24 AM (C1NyB)

62 49 They are trying to shake the "old people's car" image. Like "not your father's Oldsmobile".

Weirdly, they are doing it by putting Matthew McConnaughey in it, laughing and talking to himself like a serial killer. Buick--the car for creeps!

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:24 AM (OX9vb)

63 Sometimes there is a perfect congruence, and a news story perfectly encapsulates the trouble in the world.

I remember the Congressional check writing "scandal." Man, that was fun.

College admissions scandal comes along... and rich idiots are defending these people saying "everyone has a right to go to college," and "you can't really blame these people for doing this, they don't really understand how the world works."

Brilliant.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:24 AM (cY3LT)

64 Leftists are definitely going for the cult of personality

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 09:25 AM (BbGew)

65
Comrade Bernie/Bobby O'Rourke 2020 - There's nothing wrong with our twisted fantasies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2019 09:26 AM (VVtZX)

66 'Alt-right journalists'? What the hell are those?

And what happened to the accusations?
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 16, 2019 09:11 AM (naIxY)

It's breathtaking - the old PRAVDA had nothing on these guys!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2019 09:17 AM (V2Yro)

No, not at all. The North Korean media might be more honest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2019 09:20 AM (VVtZX)

My very favorite Fake News use of the word "conservative" is-

anytime there's something horrible in the news about communists/socialists or muslims-

the MFM always reports that it was do to "conservative"* elements within the gov't or mosque.

*For those not paying attention or are Dim hacks-

conservative in American politics means (or at least should mean) trying to preserve our American Constitutional form of gov't and unique culture.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:26 AM (CRRq9)

67 Weirdly, they are doing it by putting Matthew McConnaughey in it, laughing and talking to himself like a serial killer. Buick--the car for creeps!

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:24 AM (OX9vb)

That's Lincoln....a step up from Buick.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (ykq7q)

68 It had orange countertops when we got done
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:23 AM (mUa7G)

Niiiiice

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (OX9vb)

69 Mr Mann's Tweet reads: "Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle.

"It's time we had a national database like we do with guns.

"If you're carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc."

This is what I think needs to be done. At birth, every baby needs to have all four limbs amputated. They would be replaced by robotic limbs that would by default be controlled by the brain, but that would be continually monitored by an AI program to see if the person's intended action for the limb would result in harming another person. If this were the case, the AI would override the person's will and prevent the limb from carrying out the intended action.

This could in time be augmented in order to prevent people from harming themselves through carelessness, or through irresponsible behavior such as smoking, drinking and eating junk food. It could force them to take proper exercise as well.

This would be analogous to taking the motivation for self-driving cars and extending it to include the human body.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (/qEW2)

70 I hate that ad.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:28 AM (PUmDY)

71 Is it Lincoln? My bad. Either way, creep-ola. Looks like he's out scouting for a victim.

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:30 AM (OX9vb)

72 It had orange countertops when we got done
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:23 AM (mUa7G)

Niiiiice
Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (OX9vb)

With Avocado Green and Harvest Gold accents, I hope.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:30 AM (CRRq9)

73 Every day is Lent!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2019 09:30 AM (TQyCa)

74 naturalfake

That is why I use the word pragmatic vice conservative.

The GOPe ruined a good word. So I'm an optimistic pragmatist these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

75 "If you're carrying it around you had better have a bloody good explanation, obvious exemptions for fishing etc."

"I'm Muslim"

"Oh! Very well, off you go then..."

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2019 09:31 AM (TQyCa)

76
This would be analogous to taking the motivation for self-driving cars and extending it to include the human body.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (/qEW2)

See the movie - "Upgrade".

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:31 AM (CRRq9)

77 Leftists are definitely going for the cult of personality
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 09:25 AM (BbGew)

They definitely have an obsession with cool.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:32 AM (JgA4k)

78 Will Great Britain have an exemption on knives for Sikhs?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:32 AM (u82oZ)

79 Conservatism - preserving our spots in the cocktail party circuit.

Posted by: GOPe at March 16, 2019 09:33 AM (TQyCa)

80 I also do not get who it is targeted at

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:33 AM (PUmDY)

81 >>It had orange countertops when we got done
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:23 AM (mUa7G)

Niiiiice
Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (OX9vb)

With Avocado Green and Harvest Gold accents, I hope.

Mine are in rough shape- from the 60s maybe? My mo's OTOH are pristine. From the 50s, white with what i would call line drawings of boomerangs, in light pink and gray!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 16, 2019 09:33 AM (Z/jzm)

82 *mom's

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 16, 2019 09:33 AM (Z/jzm)

83 Buick is trying very hard to be Oldsmobile. Anyway it's GM so no.
Posted by: freaked at March 16, 2019 09:09 AM (UdKB7)

Yeah, sorry, not to overgeneralize too much, but chances are pretty high, if you want a vehicle, and are looking an one of the American nameplate models, chances are astonishingly good there's a Japanese vehicle, that does many of the same things, exponentially better.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:34 AM (cY3LT)

84

I saw a story yesterday (can't find it now) Trump expresses condolences over latest mosque attack. Latest? When was the last one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 16, 2019 09:34 AM (wviNE)

85 OF the government, BY the government, and FOR the government.

Posted by: GOPe at March 16, 2019 09:35 AM (TQyCa)

86 They definitely have an obsession with cool.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable.
Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:32 AM (JgA4k)

And being a teenager at 46 is the coolest, shizznizzle ever!!! Right, guys!!!

Posted by: Beta the 46 Year Old Teenager at March 16, 2019 09:35 AM (CRRq9)

87 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2019 09:27 AM (/qEW2)

Why do you keep taking things to their logical conclusion?

/sjw

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2019 09:35 AM (EZebt)

88 With Avocado Green and Harvest Gold accents, I hope.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:30 AM (CRRq9)

Avocado fridge and metallic, paisley wallpaper for the backsplash.

It also had a square patterned brown carpet with orange and green accents. Yumm.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:35 AM (mUa7G)

89 Any of you all own a Buick Encore? I have my eye on a used one and was wondering if they are a reliable vehicle?
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin

Mrs Blutarski drives the larger Envision. She likes it. Lots of noise-cancelling tech. It is a quiet ride.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 16, 2019 09:36 AM (+Tibp)

90 Any of you all own a Buick Encore? I have my eye on a used one and was wondering if they are a reliable vehicle?

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 16, 2019 08:49 AM (udU2n)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin
...........

My wife has an Encore. Very nice car for the money.

It's Buick's entry level vehicle, and has a lot of the nice Buick features at a pretty nice price.

Just make sure you are comfortable in the driver's seat. I'm overweight and find it just barely big enough - knee space.. and the arm rest is a little strange. But if you are comfortable in it, it is a very reliable car.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2019 09:36 AM (438dO)

91 The GOPe ruined a good word. So I'm an optimistic pragmatist these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:31 AM (u82oZ)

Watch out, they will start calling you an Objectivist.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:37 AM (mUa7G)

92 Jebbie the Bush is in the news saying Trump needs to be primaried.

WAIT !

He should be in the news for taking a boat load of money from the Chinese to pay for his 2016 campaign.

Mendacity brought to you by DeepState.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2019 09:38 AM (ePWRo)

93 Why don't more voters ask if it's wise to give mental and moral midgets like Beto authority over their lives?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:39 AM (JgA4k)

94 Jebbie the Bush is in the news saying Trump needs to be primaried.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2019 09:38 AM (ePWRo)

Jeb's just the putz for the job...imho.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 09:40 AM (ykq7q)

95 So your ignoring the Buick Interred demographic?

Posted by: saf at March 16, 2019 09:40 AM (5IHGB)

96 Avocado fridge and metallic, paisley wallpaper for the backsplash.

It also had a square patterned brown carpet with orange and green accents. Yumm.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 09:35 AM (mUa7G)

Groovy!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 09:42 AM (CRRq9)

97 Car makers love bucket seats because they require much less material that a bench.

Notice, when sitting on a good chair, how the seat supports not only your butt but a good portion of your thighs.

Vehicle buckets barely have room for your butt.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2019 09:42 AM (ePWRo)

98 What did PDT call Jeb? Low T? That one stuck like crazy glue.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:44 AM (PUmDY)

99 Jeb! wants a rematch?! Best news of the week! C'mon Hillz, lets get the old gang back together. Minus the FBI this time, though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 09:45 AM (Z216Q)

100 record number of illegals coming to America, AND Trump said we need more legal immigration than ever. Why is "Act of Love" Jeb! so upset?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2019 09:45 AM (Cus5s)

101 98 What did PDT call Jeb? Low T? That one stuck like crazy glue.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:44 AM (PUmDY)
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Actually, low energy Jeb.

Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2019 09:45 AM (OAlmw)

102 Kindltot

Wow, having a 70s flashback. I was house hunting and one basement had pristine wall to wall shag carpet in psychedelic blue, orange, red and green. Uh -- no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:48 AM (u82oZ)

103 Same difference

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:48 AM (PUmDY)

104 Mr Mann's Tweet reads: "Every knife sold in the UK should have a gps tracker fitted in the handle.

"It's time we had a national database like we do with guns.

An armed society is a polite society. If he wants fewer violent assaults, with or without knives, he should remove laws punishing people who defend themselves. Those laws are an abomination against nature, and so more of them will not help.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 09:49 AM (Z216Q)

105 Kindltot

All you have to do when being labeled in anything is to ask what their sources are for that label. Then demolish their understanding of their Ur-text.

Ayn Rand had a few good ideas inside a glacier of text, with bad sex scenes as a garnish. Just no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (u82oZ)

106 All those "practical" responses to the knife GPS comment by the Brit MP...

Has it been considered that maybe, just maybe, the guy was being satirical?

Seems to me, about 20 times a day, somebody around here makes a joke about banning guns with things that go up, and other such nonsense comments. These are not taken as actual suggestions.

"Common sense knife control."

Maybe he has a point.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (cY3LT)

107 On the mother of the disabled child - that's not exactly Munchausen's by Proxy tbh

She can't take care of her child. She prefers he be in hospital care. What she's doing makes sense in a sick way.

Also, Robbie seems like every nasty secret-misogynist, Feminist bro-coder I deal with. GAH

he'll get sniffed out by the wimmens eventually

no one likes a resentful Beta (O'Rourke)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (Rarvo)

108 When I was in college I actually became quite interested is plumbing systems in the ancient world, particularly Egypt. I even briefly considered becoming a Pharaoh faucet major.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2)

109 Those wacky librarians!

Library Invites Man To Read At 'Drag Queen' Storytime For Kids Despite Fact He Was Once Charged With Child Sex Assault

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2019 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)

110 What was the bed movie?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 09:52 AM (PUmDY)

111 Seeing that Chelsea Clinton was berated at a vigil for Muslim victims, blaming her and Islamophobia for the attack.

This because she denounced Ohmar for anti-semitism.

So I think the message is, hmm on second thought, I don't want think about that.

Posted by: WisRich at March 16, 2019 09:53 AM (OAlmw)

112 100: Because the Bushits are not in the WH?

Posted by: Cn at March 16, 2019 09:53 AM (U7k5w)

113 Muldoon

Glad to see you are in fine groan-worthy form. Sounds like you are enjoying retirement. And with such a fit dog, as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:54 AM (u82oZ)

114 Those wacky librarians!

Library Invites Man To Read At 'Drag Queen' Storytime For Kids Despite Fact He Was Once Charged With Child Sex Assault
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2019 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)

Exactly. Once.

You don't know if he's a predator until he does it a second time.

You h8r, you.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:54 AM (cY3LT)

115 Been far away in a place where I could not get NPR for many weeks. Heard it again this morning until jerkoff said NZ killer claimed American President as his inspiration. Click. Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Rvd at March 16, 2019 09:55 AM (QjYYR)

116 Common sense knife control."

Maybe he has a point.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (cY3LT)

So you think the guy is quite sharp?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:55 AM (JgA4k)

117 "Common sense knife control."

Maybe he has a point.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (cY3LT)

Cutting edge safety measures.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2019 09:56 AM (t6MX/)

118 When I was in college I actually became quite interested is plumbing systems in the ancient world, particularly Egypt. I even briefly considered becoming a Pharaoh faucet major.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2)

Best part, it took me about 2.5 seconds to get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:56 AM (cY3LT)

119 Here's some amusing stuff about Beta-

-
Didja see that Breadline Bernie walked into a glass door and had to get stitches in his bead? No word on whether it knocked any sense into him but that's not the way I'd bet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2019 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

120 Common sense knife control."

Maybe he has a point.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (cY3LT)

So you think the guy is quite sharp?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:55 AM (JgA4k)

From his pic, he seems to have a steely look in his eyes.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:57 AM (cY3LT)

121 109 on his application he put
Has prior experience with children

The Leftists thought that was a good quality

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 09:57 AM (BbGew)

122 I even briefly considered becoming a Pharaoh faucet major.

The Six Million Dollar Muldoon.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 16, 2019 09:57 AM (Tyii7)

123 BurtC,

If it was my child at the reading, I would be there with the library copy of a latter Neil Stephenson book, like Quicksilver or something else that can kill weiner dogs if dropped on them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:57 AM (u82oZ)

124 When I was in college I actually became quite interested is plumbing systems in the ancient world, particularly Egypt. I even briefly considered becoming a Pharaoh faucet major.

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Maybe you could minor in Olivia Newton's John.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)

125 102 Kindltot

Wow, having a 70s flashback. I was house hunting and one basement had pristine wall to wall shag carpet in psychedelic blue, orange, red and green. Uh -- no.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:48 AM (u82oZ)

We found the cooties.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (t6MX/)

126 we had yellow countertops, and a green kitchen table. I kinda prefer richer colors to some of the silver/black/white schemes. Maybe not green appliances though. Mine are white.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (Cus5s)

127 >>When I was in college I actually became quite interested is plumbing systems in the ancient world, particularly Egypt. I even briefly considered becoming a Pharaoh faucet major.

Ha. Incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

128 "Common sense knife control."

Mind like a razor.

Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (88xKn)

129 Ok, need to get outside and continue cleaning up the yard, make it more presentable for KT's Garden Thread.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 09:59 AM (BbGew)

130 Oopsa. Chore time.

Everyone stay blessed. and may your flowers peek through the snow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 10:01 AM (u82oZ)

131 On the mother of the disabled child - that's not exactly Munchausen's by Proxy tbh

*******

Are you talking about the woman in VA who squirted her own blood into her son's nose and mouth so it would look like he was bleeding, in order to get more attention from the nursing staff for her son? The article has multiple inaccuracies and incorrect terminology (e.g. 'injected' blood). But the motivation and the actions (as reported) absolutely spell Munchausen's by proxy.

A lot of stuff that is labeled Munchausen's by proxy in press and blogs is not. But this case has all the hallmarks.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:01 AM (m45I2)

132 Ayn Rand had a few good ideas inside a glacier of text, with bad sex scenes as a garnish. Just no.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (u82oZ)

Her fiction was not great, but her essays are much better. At least, I can get through the essays.

(I am told that Henry Hazlitt had the same issue with fiction)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2019 10:02 AM (mUa7G)

133 Maybe you could minor in Olivia Newton's John.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)

Nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2019 10:02 AM (t+qrx)

134 Next the Brits will insert GPS trackers in every rock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2019 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)

135 Gun sanctuary county next door to me.

https://tinyurl.com/yxu3le67

Posted by: windbag at March 16, 2019 10:03 AM (fTXus)

136 Neil Cavuto is unwatchable. He hates Trump and is a member of the Never Trump Cabal.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 16, 2019 10:03 AM (Z0huu)

137 Good morning all! Youngest left this am at 0600 to catch train to Chicago for St Pat's. Dogs opened an eye, and went right back to sleep -- I think they know it is weekend and no grandkids.

Sadly, I really can't get all that empathetic about the NZ situation. From recollection, Christchurch is a very small city and to have two mosques really makes me wonder. How many Anglican, RCatholic, and various other Protestant Christian churches are there.

When the MSM starts reporting about the Middle Eastern, Near Eastern, and African massacres of other religions not mobros I will care more.

Getting too cynical here for my own comfort.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 10:03 AM (MIKMs)

138 Must have coffee to chase away the weird late morning dreams!

*sips, balance is restored*

Here's a 50-foot snake!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1105629437259853824

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:04 AM (kQs4Y)

139 Should we lower the voting age for illegal immigrants to 16 years old?

Show your work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (jg1QG)

140 Speaking of kitchen remodeling, the guy who did our tile floors was limping the other day, said his big toe had been painful and swollen. I suspect he may have a bad case of grout.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

141 Chris Steele is out with an admission he read anonymous comments on a CNN website and then incorporated those fantasies into his infamous dossier. Some commenters have more impact than others!

Who knew the near-dead CNN was the place to comment, if you wanted your tin-foil hattery to stop a president in action!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (Z216Q)

142 Here's a 50-foot snake!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1105629437259853824
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:04 AM (kQs4Y)

As long as it was properly licensed and registered.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2019 10:07 AM (t+qrx)

143
Henry Miller had a few good ideas inside a glacier of sex.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2019 10:07 AM (ePWRo)

144 Speaking from a glass is half full perspective, if little Bobby O Rourke became president, it would take that dumbass far away from Texas.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 16, 2019 10:09 AM (cCxiu)

145 My mo's OTOH are pristine. From the 50s, white with what i would call line drawings of boomerangs, in light pink and gray!
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 16, 2019 09:33 AM (Z/jzm)
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My dream 50's kitchen would be aqua with little atomic designs in the tile, and a sputnik lamp to illuminate my Betty Crocker cookbook.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:09 AM (kQs4Y)

146 Here's a 50-foot snake!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1105629437259853824

==================

I'm gonna need moar coffee

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:10 AM (Z216Q)

147 Any one else get the survey from the National Republican Congressional Committee this week?

Filling mine out now and trying to not use my driving words.

Posted by: Big V at March 16, 2019 10:10 AM (sN665)

148 Well.. better get to work. Have a great day everyone!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2019 10:11 AM (dUJdY)

149 Illegal Immigrants are my constituents...

https://bit.ly/2TLrzC9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 10:11 AM (jg1QG)

150 Bye, Jewells.

Gonna go get muh hair did &c &c. BBIAB.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2019 10:12 AM (t+qrx)

151 143, lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:12 AM (PUmDY)

152 Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2019 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

I saw your comment about Waiting For Columbus late last night in a dead thread. A local appearance in Cleveland as part of the supporting tour for that album was the first social thing I did in the late 70s after suffering a pretty bad concussion playing basketball. I'd seen them many times previously starting with them opening for Bonnie Raitt as part of a supporting tour for her Give It Up release. The concert was great (my life was saved by rock n roll) but Lowell George was as big as a house. I think he was wearing nothing but bib overalls by then because it was the only thing he could squeeze into. I thought "shit, that ain't good" and unfortunately was right. Just an incredible live band though.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 16, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB)

153 Listening to the DFW station that carries "Red Eye Radio", top of the hour news said that in light of the NZ mosque shootings, Dallas and surrounding area police will be especially vigilant around mosques in the DFW area.
I don't remember hearing this when Christian or Jewish houses of worship have been shot up.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 16, 2019 10:13 AM (wxw+0)

154 Are you talking about the woman in VA who squirted her own blood into her son's nose and mouth so it would look like he was bleeding, in order to get more attention from the nursing staff for her son? The article has multiple inaccuracies and incorrect terminology (e.g. 'injected' blood). But the motivation and the actions (as reported) absolutely spell Munchausen's by proxy.

A lot of stuff that is labeled Munchausen's by proxy in press and blogs is not. But this case has all the hallmarks.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:01 AM (m45I2)

Yep, there was a classic case of a nurse who worked for a pediatrician, I think in a small rural community. Every now and then, a little tyke would go into some sort of medical distress, and somehow, someway, this nurse always seemed to be there in a flash, ready to perform "heroic" measures to save the day.

Except, occasionally, she didn't. So a body count of children was mounting.

I even think the pediatrician was somehow suspected of something or other (I don't remember), and the way they eventually caught this nurse, I believe, was a clerk who discovered they were going through some kind of medication like gangbusters. Just spending tons of money on the stuff, when a typical practice of that size might utilize a very very tiny percentage of what they were using.

Turns out this nurse was the classic MbP type. Lonely, narcissistic, probably psychopathic. Everyone thought she was the angel of mercy. Not sure how many kids she killed, but it was more than she should have.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:14 AM (cY3LT)

155 Uh-oh. The media has got some indication Aunt Becky's husband may have voted for Trump. This is going to get ugly for him, if true. Can you get 25 to life for being married to someone who bribed a test proctor? We could yet find out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:14 AM (Z216Q)

156 Howdy hello howareya good morning.

I saw Nevergiveup in the previous thread, maybe he'll see this. Wanted to thank him for a comment on yesterday's Morning Report (which I got to late):

107 I just do not care that a mosque got shot up. My give a damn is busted.
Posted by: ______________

You should give a damn. No matter what our enemies may say or do, we are still civilized and no matter what your feelings are about islam, this was wrong and should be condemned
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2019 08:19 AM (bim/x)

Posted by: mindful webworker on a sunny, sunny Saturday morning at March 16, 2019 10:14 AM (w46Mb)

157 As long as it was properly licensed and registered.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2019 10:07 AM (t+qrx)
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I like the commenter's (-tor's?) video of Mac from Predator spraying the jungle with weapons fire. Because that it the only sane response short of nuking the Amazon from orbit.

For you gun nuts, here is "The Guns of "Predator":

https://www.range365.com/guns-predator#page-23

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:15 AM (kQs4Y)

158 How did she have have half a million to throw away? Her husband?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:17 AM (PUmDY)

159 Everyone thought she was the angel of mercy. Not sure how many kids she killed, but it was more than she should have.

She was supposed to kill fewer kids? Was there a warning label or something? Maybe it's the doctor's fault, for not putting up signs, like "Do Not Kill The Patients!"

Posted by: The Plaintiffs Bar at March 16, 2019 10:17 AM (Z216Q)

160 I suspect he may have a bad case of grout.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

He should get another estimate.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2019 10:17 AM (t6MX/)

161 How did she have have half a million to throw away? Her husband?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:17 AM (PUmDY)

Yep. He's supposed to be worth somewhere around $80 million.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 16, 2019 10:18 AM (wxw+0)

162 Must have coffee to chase away the weird late morning dreams!

*sips, balance is restored*

Here's a 50-foot snake!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1105629437259853824
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:04 AM (kQs4Y)

Good grief, I do not want to live in this world.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:18 AM (cY3LT)

163 I know college is also about the networking, but if you have that much money to throw around, why not just set your kid up in a business? She was already making scratch as an influencer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:18 AM (kQs4Y)

164 Everyone thought she was the angel of mercy. Not sure how many kids she killed, but it was more than she should have.
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She was supposed to kill fewer kids? Was there a warning label or something? Maybe it's the doctor's fault, for not putting up signs, like "Do Not Kill The Patients!"
Posted by: The Plaintiffs Bar at March 16, 2019 10:17 AM (Z216Q)

That might have helped.

Sign on the way in: "Enter at your own risk." In the parking lot: "Management is not responsible for lost or damaged children."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:20 AM (cY3LT)

165 the only comment the NZ killer made on Trump sounded like it came straight from MSM propaganda ... that Trump is a white nationalist or some such lie.

NZ nut thinks China is the best model, seems to not be white supremacist, more "white nationalist". Seems to think groups should protect their own, basically. But with top down control ... like China, or Fascism. He specifically mentions Mosely.

Liberty Daily links to WND's article. "Mosely, who was photographed with Mussolini on a visit to Italy in 1936,
was the leader of the British Union of Fascists in the 1930s after
serving as a member of Parliament."

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2019 10:20 AM (Cus5s)

166 Just an incredible live band though.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 16, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB)

================
I might have seen that same tour, when Little Feat did a show at my school. He was obviously in bad shape but, wow, what a show. My kids hate it when I put on Spanish Moon or Dixie Chicken, since I play those songs so often, but too bad for them!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:22 AM (Z216Q)

167 163 It doesn't sound like going to college was the kid's idea, either. Maybe Aunt Becky thought lil' Olivia would learn a work ethic there. Seems like cheating to get her in would set a bad precedent, but...

Posted by: antisocialist at March 16, 2019 10:22 AM (wxw+0)

168 149 Illegal Immigrants are my constituents...

https://bit.ly/2TLrzC9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 10:11 AM (jg1QG)

Her coaches are very good oppo writers.
She's much more annoying when on script than off.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2019 10:22 AM (ePWRo)

169 >>The concert was great (my life was saved by rock n roll) but Lowell George was as big as a house. I think he was wearing nothing but bib overalls by then because it was the only thing he could squeeze into. I thought "shit, that ain't good" and unfortunately was right. Just an incredible live band though.

They are indeed. I have a friend who only recently stopped going to the annual Little Feat concert in Jamaica. She and her sister would make the trip every year and usually meet up with the same crew from around the country and beyond. Lowell might be gone but the band is still rocking.

Just a great live show.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2019 10:22 AM (/tuJf)

170 Maybe he has a point.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 09:50 AM (cY3LT)

So you think the guy is quite sharp?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 16, 2019 09:55 AM

Certainly has a well-honed argument.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2019 10:23 AM (EurWg)

171 That snake video is undoubtedly doctored, so don't worry...Mr. Slithers is probably only 6 meters long.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:23 AM (kQs4Y)

172 NZ murderer Trump comments. AR15.com preserved it.

Were/are you a supporter of Donald Trump?

As a symbol of renewed white identity and common purpose? Sure. As a policy maker and leader? Dear god no.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 16, 2019 10:25 AM (t6MX/)

173 Mercenary Territory is my favorite.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:25 AM (PUmDY)

174 I know college is also about the networking, but if you have that much money to throw around, why not just set your kid up in a business? She was already making scratch as an influencer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:18 AM (kQs4Y)

I'm not sure this needs to be explicitly stated, but maybe it does:

The main reason for all of this, is NOT about helping your privileged children to succeed in life by getting them in "prestigious" universities.

It's mainly about being the parents of privileged children, and YOU being able to announce to the world, "my child is matriculating at [fill in the name of 'prestigious' university here]."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:26 AM (cY3LT)

175 I suspect he may have a bad case of grout
.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

Probably not mixing it properly.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 10:27 AM (ykq7q)

176 "we should be stirring in straight lines from the top to the bottom of the top of your mug"

Well, that's clear as mud. Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: mindful webworker - stirring my coffee any dang way I wants to at March 16, 2019 10:28 AM (w46Mb)

177 Joaquin Castro is going to challenge John Cornyn (Squish-Texas) for his Senate seat next election The funny part is that Cornyn speaks fluent Spanish and the Castro brothers have been taking Spanish classes in hopes they can catch up. I wonder how that's going...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:28 AM (Z216Q)

178 That snake video is undoubtedly doctored, so don't worry...Mr. Slithers is probably only 6 meters long.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:23 AM (kQs4Y)

That's a relief. I did check several other sites, and determined it's highly unlikely for an anaconda to grow beyond about 1/100 of a mile long. So now I can rest again. I don't have to go to Mars.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:29 AM (cY3LT)

179 My short list of yes/no questions for any candidate for political office:

1. Do you believe that non-US-citizens should have the right to vote in a federal election?

2. ?????

(feel free to contribute)

..........

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 10:29 AM (jg1QG)

180 Jeb! is nuts if he thinks HE can take on Trump without Trump saying that "he's bought and sold by the Chinese" or something like that.
More likely that he wants Romney or someone else to do it.

And why hasn't Trump tweeted since yesterday?
Odd.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2019 10:29 AM (NFEMn)

181 "... be nice to the 'ettes and their hair.
No cooties in there."

There is more than one kind of First at the AoSHQ, as MisHum reminds us here, being the first time he's admonished us in rhyme.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2019 10:31 AM (dxOuk)

182 I suspect he may have a bad case of grout
.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

Probably not mixing it properly.
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 10:27 AM (ykq7q)

Try mixing with uric acid. That might help.

Which reminds me, did Robert Urich die of gout?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:31 AM (cY3LT)

183 I "give a damn" about the NZ deaths because of its influence on our politics. But included with every article, should be stats on how many Christians are killed in Africa, by Muslims. Those get zero coverage. TheNarrative is only fed by white guy killing Muslims ... and the MSM Narrative blames Trump, even though the guy is a self described Eco-fascist.

Morsi was installed by Obama, and he was supporting the murder of 100s (?) of Christians. Their military intervened and replaced Morsi ... at some level I think we supported that, probably against Obama's will, idk. But Christian killing is still all the rage in Muslim lands (ones where Christians still exist)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (Cus5s)

184 I suspect he may have a bad case of grout
.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

Probably not mixing it properly.
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 10:27 AM (ykq7q)

Try mixing with uric acid. That might help.

Which reminds me, did Robert Urich die of gout?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:31 AM (cY3LT)

Wouldn't quite be as ironic as Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease, but pretty close.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (cY3LT)

185 F**k, F**k f**kitty F**k! My youngest beautiful girl got accepted to the same university her big sister goes to. Considered the Harvard of our state system, it's in a tiny town about 3 hours away. It's a fantastic school, great academics, and a politically (by academic standards) balanced prof/admin. group. She has basically a full ride based on academics, and could be net positive depending on how her cello audition went.
Last night she informed me she got accepted to Pepperdine, in Malibu CA.
3K miles away.
53K in annual tuition.
I have no idea what financial package they will offer her. I guess I need to let her dream for a while?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

186 Can I send some snow your way Pete?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2019

I'd trade the snow for the flooding. Our home is ok but lots of roads closed. A friend's house is in danger though.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (7ZQe3)

187 Which reminds me, did Robert Urich die of gout?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:31 AM (cY3LT)

grout

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 10:33 AM (ykq7q)

188 Any one else get the survey from the National Republican Congressional Committee this week?

Filling mine out now and trying to not use my driving words.

Posted by: Big V

I got mine several weeks ago in North Alabama. filled it out and sent it in. the very next week I saw a republican announcing his run to oust Dougie Jones and he damned near quoted me. "I will support the President's policies and push the rest of the GOPe to do so as well"

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at March 16, 2019 10:33 AM (VcFUs)

189 You should give a damn. No matter what our enemies may say or do, we
are still civilized and no matter what your feelings are about islam,
this was wrong and should be condemned

No.
'Not giving a damn' is very different than not condemning.

Pretending to 'care ' is the very definition of virtue-signaling.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:34 AM (LL1Be)

190 My short list of yes/no questions for any candidate for political office:

1. Do you believe that non-US-citizens should have the right to vote in a federal election?

2. ?????

(feel free to contribute)

..........
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 10:29 AM (jg1QG)

Which parts of the US Constitution would you cut out, and why.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:34 AM (cY3LT)

191 That didn't last long, 2 wheelbarrow of branches picked up, it is chilly and very windy.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 10:34 AM (BbGew)

192 SCOTUS is expanding the case against the Trump administration over the Census question on citizenship. Now they want to determine if Wilbur Ross violated "administrative law" by including the question. Watch out Wilbur, the Deep Staters are coming for you!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:35 AM (Z216Q)

193 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

Congratulations!

Don't say a word just yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:35 AM (kQs4Y)

194 My dream 50's kitchen would be aqua with little atomic designs in the tile, and a sputnik lamp to illuminate my Betty Crocker cookbook.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:09 AM (kQs4Y)

50's vintage > 70's vintage

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 10:35 AM (OX9vb)

195 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM

Consider yourself lucky if she doesn't come back a Leftist lunatic

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 10:36 AM (BbGew)

196 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

==================

Congrats to your daughter!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:36 AM (Z216Q)

197 191 That didn't last long, 2 wheelbarrow of branches picked up, it is chilly and very windy.
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 10:34 AM (BbGew)

Yes, it would have been nice weather to do it yesterday. I'm going to wait until it's warmer to do it. I have enough twigs and branches in my yard to build another tree.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 10:38 AM (sdi6R)

198 So the NZ shooter was a member of an international group that condones violence, lying and deception in the effort to subjugate or murder it's perceived inferiors and achieve it's political goals through terrorism?

Vaguely familiar some how.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:38 AM (LL1Be)

199 Yesterday was 72 degrees. Today, the fire is going.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:39 AM (Z216Q)

200 >>50's vintage > 70's vintage

That's because in the 50's version the woman would be in the kitchen making me a damn sandwich instead of confusing her pretty little head with cockamamie ideas about "equality" and stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2019 10:40 AM (/tuJf)

201
The fascinating thing about Bob O'Rourke's wild arm gestures is they make no sense -- the gestures are totally random.

There are common hand/arm gestures compatible with one's speech. For instance, we can all recognize the gesture for "however," and the spreading of arms when one will say "all." These gestures are for emphasis, like italics with our hands and arms. We do it with our eyes, too.

Bob O'Rourke is just moving his arms around at random.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2019 10:40 AM (MsmYG)

202 50's vintage > 70's vintage
Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 10:35 AM (OX9vb)
--
True! 70's Vintage is good for a laff, but Fiddies Vintage seems more eternal (even though it is trapped in temporal amber as much as any other decade).

https://tinyurl.com/y2c6oq74

https://tinyurl.com/yykxka9l

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:41 AM (kQs4Y)

203 You should give a damn. No matter what our enemies may say or do, we are still civilized and no matter what your feelings are about islam, this was wrong and should be condemned
-----------------------------------
No.
'Not giving a damn' is very different than not condemning.

Pretending to 'care ' is the very definition of virtue-signaling.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:34 AM (LL1Be)

Yeah, no, sorry. I don't think we ARE a civilization anymore.

And one of the things that have been weaponized by our enemies is THEIR dictating to us what we are and are not supposed to be outraged over.

In an abstract sense, I can mourn the death of any "innocent" at the hands of predators.

I simply refuse to be commanded to condemn THIS particular act of brutality, when so many other acts of brutality (murdered babies on the steel tables of abortionists, anyone?) are passed over so blithely by the enemy left.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:42 AM (cY3LT)

204 Bob O'Rourke is just moving his arms around at random.

He looks like something flapping in the breeze on a used car lot.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:42 AM (LL1Be)

205 "Bob O'Rourke is just moving his arms around at random."

He's white.

Could he be trying to dance?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 10:42 AM (jg1QG)

206 I can tell the NZ guy was one of us because he was hoping to cause more gun control in the USA (?!) and the targets he chose were sure to inspire leftist hand-wringing and sympathy. And he was crazy.

Ok, ok, all three factors actually point in the other direction, but still, here I am to take the blame...

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2019 10:42 AM (mhs6e)

207 He looks like something flapping in the breeze on a used car lot.

He's doing the Tube-Man Boogie.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2019 10:43 AM (mhs6e)

208 Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:34 AM (LL1Be)

Gotta say I don't get your very fine distinctions. But no matter. I think insane people killing other people is a tragedy, especially for the dead and their families. If this was also political violence I condemn that, because political violence cannot be tolerated. It tears countries apart, and incidentally, that was the explicit goal of this crazy man in NZ. So I certainly condemn the crazy bastard and I hope he fries. Do they have the death penalty there? Probably not, but he should go away for life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:43 AM (Z216Q)

209 I kind of feel sorry for dumbass Beto.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:44 AM (PUmDY)

210
You know how in old tv shows and movies they have indians speaking to the white man in some kind of indian sign language?
It's just gibberish. I think the actors are just making up shit as they go along.

That's what Bob O'Rourke does. His strangest arm movement is his "double-handed basketball dribbling" gesture.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2019 10:44 AM (MsmYG)

211 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)
=====
Good luck, and congratulations to your daughter. My kidlets had a 3-hour in-state driving rule. For dire emergencies and breaks, for my kids no matter how poor we were and are, transportation was the biggest expense. So they do have hefty loans, but they did graduate on time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 10:45 AM (MIKMs)

212
My dream 50's kitchen would be aqua with little atomic designs in the
tile, and a sputnik lamp to illuminate my Betty Crocker cookbook.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:09 AM (kQs4Y)

--

Fist. Bump.

I love the atomic age 50s decor. I want an entire set of Franciscan Starburst dishes! Of course, I don't have the house for it, but I love the look. I guess because I was born in '63 and the carryover was still very present in my early years.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 16, 2019 10:46 AM (JoUsr)

213 How do you do, fellow kids!

Posted by: Beto at March 16, 2019 10:48 AM (gC2IV)

214 Good luck, and congratulations to your daughter. My kidlets had a 3-hour
in-state driving rule. For dire emergencies and breaks, for my kids no
matter how poor we were and are, transportation was the biggest expense.

That's a great rule. One of my kids went to school in California and every time she had a crisis freshman year it was potentially also a budget crisis, not to mention a "short trip" there and back was basically three days out of your life. I rue the day she signed up to go so far away.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:48 AM (Z216Q)

215 Gotta say I don't get your very fine distinctions. But no matter. I
think insane people killing other people is a tragedy, especially for
the dead and their families.

You don't understand the difference between actually 'caring' and being 'made to care'?
Okay, sorry to hear that.
Pain and Loss, Death and Violence were the stated goals of the lifestyle and religion of the 49 dead.

Not side affects. Goals.
As one commenter stated perfectly "Shit happens when you are a member of a death cult. "

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:49 AM (LL1Be)

216 Brave Sir Robin - Congratulations are in order for your daughter, I'm just getting very depressed on the overall education system including K- 12

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 10:50 AM (BbGew)

217 That's what Bob O'Rourke does. His strangest arm movement is his "double-handed basketball dribbling" gesture.

They're Hispanics, right? Italians love hand-waving!

Posted by: Bob O'Rourke at March 16, 2019 10:50 AM (asM0l)

218 and disregard my hash. I am not an Ass Mole.

Posted by: Bob O'Rourke at March 16, 2019 10:50 AM (asM0l)

219 and disregard my hash. I am not an Ass Mole.

lol

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 10:51 AM (LL1Be)

220 big holi day coming on march 21!

holi day. not holiday. holi is a hindu religious observance celebrating spring, also called the "festival of colors".

holi day holiday.

didn't know that. just learned it. thought i'd share.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 16, 2019 10:51 AM (Pg+x7)

221 Someone with the skill should do a side by side video of Beto and the Mandela fake sign language guy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2019 10:51 AM (gC2IV)

222 My cynicism is out of control right now --

Check out the TownHall photo accompanying Katie Pavlich article. Dear heaven, a shirtless man grieving in a classical pose with overweight ginger policeperson looking doofussy.

Young men should always grieve shirtless holding their new phones.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 10:52 AM (MIKMs)

223 I kind of feel sorry for dumbass Beto.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:44 AM (PUmDY)

There are political consultants buzzing in his ears, and they're telling him "you gotta run in 2020, or else you won't be taken seriously in 2024, when you might have an actual shot of winning."

And the poor wife. The NPC look on her face is priceless. Good lord, it's astonishing how hard it is for some people to actually mimic human behavior.

I couldn't listen to the voice, but I had to see the arm flap thing for myself, and yeah, the thing that disturbed me even more than the arm flapping was the lifeless wife holding onto him, like a dead branch stuck in its own tree, as the wind blows it helplessly to and fro.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:52 AM (cY3LT)

224 On the other hand Gatestone Institute reports projections Denmark will not be Danish in 25 years having allowed almost 1/4 non westerners into the country who breed like rabbits compared to Danish nationals.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 10:53 AM (BbGew)

225 Trump is going to be in Grand Rapids, Michigan on March 28th for a rally. Can we get a rep to live stream?!

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 16, 2019 10:53 AM (fnWQo)

226 212
I love the atomic age 50s decor.

The 50s had way better color schemes, also. Just better design elements entirely. The 70s just kinda sucked, in both design and color.

Posted by: April at March 16, 2019 10:53 AM (OX9vb)

227 illegal aliens are indeed her constituents ... or at least usage 3. is "a person represented by an elected official". Usage 2. is "a voter".

There could be a district with 700,000 illegals, and one legal, and they would have the one be their rep. Only the rep could vote (for federal offices, some cities I think, allow illegals to vote. Currently, probably at least 20 reps are mostly representing illegals, another 60 have a very heavy illegal constituency. They will all be Dem reps, doesn't matter if the illegals can't vote, except in swaying the Senate and Prez' elections.

SCOTUS has said illegals must be represented, that is how the districts are decided. The next census will (probably) ask the "are you here legally?" question, but it won't matter as far as delegates and reps go. (and there will be no way to validate their answers).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2019 10:54 AM (Cus5s)

228 The 50s had way better color schemes, also. Just better design elements entirely. The 70s just kinda sucked, in both design and color.

--

Truth be told, I have an affinity for many different era decors. Nostalgia, maybe. I collect vintage decor and entertaining books and love to look through the pictures.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 16, 2019 10:55 AM (JoUsr)

229 223. I thought Betos wife filed for divorce?

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 16, 2019 10:55 AM (fnWQo)

230 Had to get up early on a Sat. morn for a kid event. Man I hate that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2019 10:56 AM (r+sAi)

231 New Frontier is awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:56 AM (PUmDY)

232 I simply refuse to be commanded to condemn THIS particular act of brutality, when so many other acts of brutality (murdered babies on the steel tables of abortionists, anyone?) are passed over so blithely by the enemy left.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:42 AM (cY3LT)

Hey! Get back in line.

Posted by: DeepState at March 16, 2019 10:56 AM (ePWRo)

233 Pain and Loss, Death and Violence were the stated goals of the lifestyle and religion of the 49 dead.

Not side affects. Goals.
================

I get it: you've mixed up "perpetrator" and "victim" in this story! The crazy guy wrote out his goals just the way you described, but we don't know anything about the dead innocents. Maybe you do, I should say, but I'm not following their stories closely enough to say I do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:57 AM (Z216Q)

234

Eris, you still here?

This wacko just came up on my YT recommended, and I think it's more up your alley:

Magog Of Morskar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TK-dpls35g

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2019 10:57 AM (MsmYG)

235 229 223. I thought Betos wife filed for divorce?
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 16, 2019 10:55 AM (fnWQo)

I have no idea. This is the most I've seen and heard from the guy, ever.

All I know is there's a soulless broad next to him as he makes his announcement.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:57 AM (cY3LT)

236 I don't feel bad about NZ, nor do I condemn it.

Islam is at war with Western Civilization and aims to conquer and subjugate us. Most of Western Civilization is still in denial.

Islam is a cancer on the Earth and must be eradicated.

So far only a couple of nuts like Brevik and this NZ guy seem to get it.

John Brown was a fanatical nut, too, but he correctly predicted the need for war to eradicate the evil of slavery.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 10:58 AM (sdi6R)

237 70's sucked. period. .

worst decade in car design ever. period. .

the 50's was one of best for car design.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 16, 2019 10:58 AM (Pg+x7)

238 Here's a 50-foot snake!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1105629437259853824

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:04 AM (kQs4Y)

If I owned a zoo, I would make it my mission to capture one of those and install it in an exhibit.

Then have a very public feeding each of a live goat to the 50 ft anaconda(?).

Or-

Invite members on the audience to enter the pit and take selfies with "Cuddles the Happy Anaconda".

Either or.

Bonus! Fewer Beta and AOC voters.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 10:59 AM (CRRq9)

239 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 16, 2019 10:51 AM (Pg+x7)

==============

My phone has that on it. I wondered what the hell it is. Not hard enough to actually go find out, but I did wonder. Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:59 AM (Z216Q)

240 My bf has mid-mod furniture and accessories to fulfill your every dream. Try to get him to part with it though...

Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2019 11:00 AM (GLtAj)

241 70's cars did look like crap, mostly due to a fear oil was going out of style.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 11:00 AM (BbGew)

242 "You should give a damn no matter what our enemies say or do".

I never listened to Obama, the deep State or the MSM propagandizing about things I should care about, but if you must, have at it.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 16, 2019 11:01 AM (cCxiu)

243 My 240 was meant for Eris and Lady

Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2019 11:01 AM (GLtAj)

244

Of all the Leftists running for president, Bob O'Rourke bothers me the least. He's a spectacle, for one, and he doesnt say anything specific that can irritate me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2019 11:02 AM (MsmYG)

245 the 50's was one of best for car design.++++++++++++
This is Truth. 1958 Impala.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 16, 2019 11:02 AM (LGXGf)

246 I get it: you've mixed up "perpetrator" and "victim" in this story! The
crazy guy wrote out his goals just the way you described, but we don't
know anything about the dead innocents.

No. I am very clear on what the Religion of Pieces adherents want for people like me.

I condemn any nut job for killing and supporting killers. Including Islamic pre-terrorists.
I feel more sorry for the impact on gun rights.

"Dead innocents"? Seriously?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 11:02 AM (LL1Be)

247 Pain and Loss, Death and Violence were the stated goals of the lifestyle and religion of the 49 dead.

Not side affects. Goals.
================

I get it: you've mixed up "perpetrator" and "victim" in this story! The crazy guy wrote out his goals just the way you described, but we don't know anything about the dead innocents. Maybe you do, I should say, but I'm not following their stories closely enough to say I do.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, still grinding at March 16, 2019 10:57 AM (Z216Q)

If you're interested, look up the stats when they ask supposedly "moderate" muzzies how tolerant they are of Western ways, when it comes to things like being fans of Isis, stoning daughters who were raped, female circumcision, the 9/11 attacks, and so on and so on and so on.

You want us to condemn one lone gunman who shot up a mosque, as if he represents something more than himself.

The supposed religion of peace is adhered to by more than a billion people, and roughly 70% of them are all in for your death. Or your submission. They're not too particular about which.

So yeah, fall in line, condemn this attack, call for more gun control, because eventually those muzzies WILL be ruling the world, the way we're going. And then you won't have a choice as to what you do and do not condemn.

Submit or die.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 11:02 AM (cY3LT)

248 >>Then have a very public feeding each of a live goat to the 50 ft anaconda(?).

Or-

>>Invite members on the audience to enter the pit and take selfies with "Cuddles the Happy Anaconda".

Get Jim to wrassle it while you narrate and do ads for Mutual of Omaha.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2019 11:02 AM (/tuJf)

249 Democrat candidates are terrible, so far.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 11:03 AM (PUmDY)

250 1977 El Dorado.....

https://tinyurl.com/y86fuvnu

Huge. Long. Wide and only 2 doors......with a horn like a tugboat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2019 11:03 AM (Z+IKu)

251 Islam is at war with Western Civilization and aims to conquer and subjugate us. Most of Western Civilization is still in denial.

Our leaders want to pet the pretty kitty, to show it they mean no harm.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2019 11:03 AM (Zo1XC)

252 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

congrats!
let her ponder it for a bit

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:05 AM (dm05u)

253 https://tinyurl.com/p72kfws

An incomplete list of the injured and dead from Islamic attacks since the 1970s.

Study it for a while and get back to me on "dead innocents".

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 11:05 AM (LL1Be)

254 249
Democrat candidates are terrible, so far.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 11:03 AM (PUmDY)

=============

My worry exactly.

Posted by: Jeb! at March 16, 2019 11:05 AM (Z216Q)

255 251
Islam is at war with Western Civilization and aims to conquer and
subjugate us +++++++++++++
Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 16, 2019 11:06 AM (LGXGf)

256 Lieber/stoller Coasters songs were glorious

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 11:06 AM (PUmDY)

257 Our leaders want to pet the pretty kitty, to show it they mean no harm.
=====

Like my crazypants not-yet-2yo granddaughter, courting mutually assured destruction with my dogs and cat.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 11:06 AM (MIKMs)

258 250 1977 El Dorado.....

https://tinyurl.com/y86fuvnu

Huge. Long. Wide and only 2 doors......with a horn like a tugboat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2019 11:03 AM (Z+IKu)

I honestly don't know whether some of those 1970s cars would have fit into my 1950s garage.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 11:07 AM (sdi6R)

259 Democrat candidates are terrible, so far.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

You're expecting a non-degenerate? Would they support a non-degenerate?

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (mhs6e)

260 You want us to condemn one lone gunman who shot up a mosque, as if he represents something more than himself.

Yes. Juan Williams was bloviating about "The Rise of White Nationalists" and how horribly horrible it was.

As a nationalist that happens to be white, I could be described as White Nationalist.

See how much fun words can be?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (LL1Be)

261 KTE applied to a bunch of colleges back in the day but she knew insufficient scholarship would mean it's not possible

KTY only applied to schools in our state this year ...even so she may end up a 5 hour drive away

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (dm05u)

262

This is ONT worthy:

Italian Spiderman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (MsmYG)

263 During this time period [the past 30 days], there were 113 Islamic attacks in 20 countries, in which 813 people were killed and 818 injured.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (Dh1wo)

264 I blame myself for starting his mid century obsession. He came back from Goodwill with a gorgeous streamline coffee table. When he saw my reaction he researched it...then off to the races!

Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2019 11:09 AM (GLtAj)

265 Brave Sir Robin - Congratulations are in order for your daughter, I'm just getting very depressed on the overall education system including K- 12
==========================
Thanks to all for the congrats. I wouldn't get too depressed over the ed. system. Maybe my views are tilted a bit: we live in one of the nicer districts, and my wife is coordinator for the performing arts program.
Both my girls played Carnegie Hall w/the orchestra, that was an amazing sight. There are conservatives in education. Their views are tamped down, to be sure. And the trans. fad needs to die, (and it will). Higher ed is pretty much boned, but I think that's changing too: my 2 daughters generation is THE most pro-life generation in 80 years. Also, I maintain one of the most conservatising forces is getting your first actual paycheck, and looking at gross v. net. And a lot of their friends are well into college and have never seen a pay stub.
It wasn't easy, but somehow through all of this I raised 2 conservative girls who love Jesus, and are moving in a positive direction.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:09 AM (ty7RM)

266 >>My dream 50's kitchen would be aqua with little atomic designs in the tile, and a sputnik lamp to illuminate my Betty Crocker cookbook.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:09 AM (kQs4Y)

That would be fun!

Mom had the coolest oven, separate from her countertop range. It was -pink-! A frigidaire with doors like a side by side fridge/freezer. (Don't know how else to describe that) She has a modern range, now. I was so sad when that pink one had to be replaced

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 16, 2019 11:10 AM (Z/jzm)

267 231 New Frontier is awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:56 AM (PUmDY)
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It is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zrKnkd6ss

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 11:10 AM (kQs4Y)

268
Italian Spiderman

Taking a drag off the cigarette before punching the guy was awesome.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 11:11 AM (LL1Be)

269 Heh. So my Irish wife wanted to do a dna test to get base data for a medical condition and she well turned out to be...... wait for it......
Irish.
Whew.... all those shamrocks in the house can stay up for St. Paddys.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2019 11:11 AM (r+sAi)

270 You want us to condemn one lone gunman who shot up a mosque, as if he represents something more than himself.
-----------------------------------------
Yes. Juan Williams was bloviating about "The Rise of White Nationalists" and how horribly horrible it was.

As a nationalist that happens to be white, I could be described as White Nationalist.

See how much fun words can be?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (LL1Be)

For some reason, I was contemplating the absurdity this morning, of the notion that people of color can't be rayciss.

It's almost breathtaking, the gall of some people.

Imagine a world where I could call you rayciss, and there wasn't anything you could do about it, except try to argue that you are not.

What a world that would be. Imagine the power I would possess.

And here we are.....

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 11:11 AM (cY3LT)

271 ...and 5 months from now, my wife and I are empty nesters. I dislike that term, and it scares the crap out of me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:11 AM (ty7RM)

272 And the poor wife. The NPC look on her face is priceless. Good lord, it's astonishing how hard it is for some people to actually mimic human behavior.

I couldn't listen to the voice, but I had to see the arm flap thing for myself, and yeah, the thing that disturbed me even more than the arm flapping was the lifeless wife holding onto him, like a dead branch stuck in its own tree, as the wind blows it helplessly to and fro.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:52 AM (cY3LT)

Well...think how she feels.

She bought herself a Toy Husband who would Doodle Around Frivolously Throughout His Life-

hence "Beta the 46 Year Old Teenager".

And his silly little political side trip didn't really matter cuz that's Her Beta and he'll get bored and move on to something like painting big pictures of Dog Turds of the Rich and Famous' Dogs.

But, now, now for chrissakes!!!, he's taking himself seriously, and-

going to run all over the country and worse,,drag her along and and and-

why can't he just be Her Silly Little Beta!!!

She's not fabulously rich just to go running around with her Toy Husband and he gives speeches to deplorable and eat rubber chicken.

No.

No no no no no.

No!!!!

*shrieks into pillow*

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 11:12 AM (CRRq9)

273 271 ...and 5 months from now, my wife and I are empty nesters. I dislike that term, and it scares the crap out of me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:11 AM (ty7RM)

same here

my advice, get a puppy

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:12 AM (dm05u)

274 Tears for Fears are playing here in May. Getting really excited.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 11:13 AM (PUmDY)

275 267 231 New Frontier is awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 10:56 AM (PUmDY)
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It is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zrKnkd6ss
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 11:10 AM (kQs4Y)

It's probably my most favorite music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBruAooXPNU

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 11:14 AM (sdi6R)

276 245 old dude:

1958 impala - very nice, although i prefer the '58 bel air.

but in addition to detroit chrome, corvette's, thunderbirds, etc., europeans reached a zenith with the jaguar xk120 (& c & d), ferrari's, mercedes 190 & 300, porsche 356, etc. etc.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 16, 2019 11:14 AM (Pg+x7)

277 my advice, get a puppy

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:12 AM (dm05u)

Everyone knows you get a sports car or a motorcycle.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 11:14 AM (ykq7q)

278 During this time period [the past 30 days], there were 113 Islamic attacks in 20 countries, in which 813 people were killed and 818 injured.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2019 11:08 AM (Dh1wo)

Slow down, slow down! I can't keep track of them all, and how am I supposed to properly mourn all those deaths, whist condemning each and every lone killer for his or her particular act of unkindness.

On second thought, it's easier for me to wait for the next Dutch midget to go on a wild rampage of death by tulip strikes.

I can wrap my head around that, and I'll be taken as a good fellow by all those peeps of colar who seem to be watching me so closely these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 11:15 AM (cY3LT)

279 Caffeine is evil. Heart murmurs, weird vision issues, spiked blood pressure. Finally flushed it from my system after a week of debilitating headaches. No more.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 11:16 AM (H8QX8)

280 1977 El Dorado.....

https://tinyurl.com/y86fuvnu

Huge. Long. Wide and only 2 doors......with a horn like a tugboat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2019 11:03 AM (Z+IKu)

I honestly don't know whether some of those 1970s cars would have fit into my 1950s garage.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 11:07 AM (sdi6R)

-----------------------

My Dad had a '76 Caddy Fleetwood that fit into our 50s one car garage.......barely. We could only store things in the front of the garage because there was no room for error on the sides.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2019 11:16 AM (ffYR/)

281 wow pink oven, didn't know that was available

Posted by: kallisto at March 16, 2019 11:17 AM (GLtAj)

282 That Beto dude is a sicko.
Explains why AOC wants to blow him.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 16, 2019 11:17 AM (QMwOT)

283 Re: NZ

The difference between a battle and a war atrocity is means and choice of target, not war aims.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 16, 2019 11:17 AM (SqopC)

284 my advice, get a puppy
=====

When I was down to 1 kid at home (of 4), they gifted me with a puppy and kitty.

The kids come back when they have kids for grandy day care.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 11:17 AM (MIKMs)

285 ... and in the 70's they killed off just about every one of those marques.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 16, 2019 11:18 AM (Pg+x7)

286 my advice, get a puppy

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:12 AM (dm05u)

Everyone knows you get a sports car or a motorcycle.
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 11:14 AM (ykq7q)

Get a puppy that drives a motorcycle.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 11:18 AM (CRRq9)

287 Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 10:52 AM (cY3LT)

Well...think how she feels.

She bought herself a Toy Husband who would Doodle Around Frivolously Throughout His Life-

hence "Beta the 46 Year Old Teenager".

And his silly little political side trip didn't really matter cuz that's Her Beta and he'll get bored and move on to something like painting big pictures of Dog Turds of the Rich and Famous' Dogs.

But, now, now for chrissakes!!!, he's taking himself seriously, and-

going to run all over the country and worse,,drag her along and and and-

why can't he just be Her Silly Little Beta!!!

She's not fabulously rich just to go running around with her Toy Husband and he gives speeches to deplorable and eat rubber chicken.

No.

No no no no no.

No!!!!

*shrieks into pillow*
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 11:12 AM (CRRq9)

I'm guessing she's got her share of psychotropic pill bottles on her nightstand.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 11:18 AM (cY3LT)

288 279 Caffeine is evil. Heart murmurs, weird vision issues, spiked blood pressure. Finally flushed it from my system after a week of debilitating headaches. No more.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 16, 2019 11:16 AM (H8QX

I've found that alcohol is an effective antidote.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 11:19 AM (sdi6R)

289 On second thought, it's easier for me to wait for the next Dutch midget to go on a wild rampage of death by tulip strikes.

MLK Jr.'s dream is dead.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 16, 2019 11:19 AM (LL1Be)

290 Plant your two lips here!!!

Posted by: a dutch midget showing his ass at March 16, 2019 11:20 AM (Dh1wo)

291 I've found that alcohol is an effective antidote.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2019 11:19 AM (sdi6R)

sometimes taken together

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2019 11:20 AM (ykq7q)

292 281 wow pink oven, didn't know that was available
Posted by: kallisto

It was way cool. I was in my 30s when it got replaced. I begged my dad to fix it but the cost just wasnt worth it

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 16, 2019 11:20 AM (Z/jzm)

293 Brave Sir Robin,
When my youngest left for college, I gave perhaps the best party ever. The invitation read Home Alone: A Celebration. There were prizes for most embarrassing incident by college-bound kid this summer and the like. Helped us all get over the hump. I recommend it.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at March 16, 2019 11:20 AM (nXtH3)

294 "Islam is at war with Western Civilization and aims to conquer and
subjugate us. Most of Western Civilization is still in denial" rickl

Right, but to me, the Bigger Point, is that our globalist bullies are deliberately marching an intolerant non-Western culture into our midst, with intent to crush traditional Western values. This is part of their path to THEIR NWO.

It is only a slight variation of Marxist Critical Theory. They demand "multi-culti" tolerance, but the Muslim camps work toward Sharia (and overthrow), even though, sure, there are some "innocents" that are not the active militant arm of Islam. But they are the "base camp".

When the old world armies were victorious, the defeated populations were removed to other lands, or the males killed, to complete the defeat of the people. The globalists can't remove us, but they can flood the land with the third world, and even antagonistic peoples. And they insist our borders stay open.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2019 11:21 AM (Cus5s)

295 Caffeine is evil. Heart murmurs, weird vision issues, spiked blood
pressure. Finally flushed it from my system after a week of debilitating
headaches. No more.
=====

I think the latest is that is eggs are doing that. But, anyway, good luck with all that.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 11:21 AM (MIKMs)

296 Nudity

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 16, 2019 11:22 AM (yQpMk)

297 Just an observation on the mosque shootings in NZ: atrocity tends to breed atrocity. Retribution by non-Muslims for all the murders and rapes they've caused is really long overdue; I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened before now. I would have expected it in France or India first, though.

The reality is that Muslims, as a group, just don't work and play well with others unless they are under direct threat of serious punishment for being violent. They don't cause trouble in Singapore, for example, because they know that even talking violence will get them deported.

An Indian Imam here made some prayer for "victory over Christians and Jews" at a Friday prayer meeting. He was back in India, deported and permanently barred from Singapore, before a week was out.

The Government in SG is pretty low key about it, but they definitely keep a VERY close watch on Muslims here, and an even closer one on what is being said in mosques here. Anybody mentioning "jihad" here better be condemning it or they had better have their bags packed, because their feet won't touch before they find themselves unceremoniously booted out of the country for good.

That is for just talking. Commit violence causing death here and Singapore will quickly have the offender follow the victim into that same state. They don't fool around. There is no waiting decades on death row in Singapore.

Seems like their system works very well at crime deterrence. This is probably the safest place I've ever lived. The U.S., not to mention Brazil, could learn a great deal from the way these people do things. Of course, that assumes that politicians in the U.S. and Brazil actually want to improve the way their people live, an assumption one cannot take for granted...

Posted by: mac at March 16, 2019 11:22 AM (qxy/P)

298 And the trans. fad needs to die, (and it will).

We got more where that came from.

Posted by: The coming bestiality fad, pedo. fad, necro. fad, sexbot fad at March 16, 2019 11:22 AM (786Ro)

299 279 Caffeine is evil. Heart murmurs, weird vision issues, spiked blood pressure. Finally flushed it from my system after a week of debilitating headaches. No more.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

==

congrats on kicking the habit!

I've read that there is a gene that determines whether you are a fast or slow caffeine metabolizer... slow metabolizers have more issues with it

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:22 AM (dm05u)

300 Caffeine is evil. Heart murmurs, weird vision issues, spiked blood
pressure. Finally flushed it from my system after a week of debilitating
headaches. No more.
=====

I think the latest is that is eggs are doing that. But, anyway, good luck with all that.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 11:21 AM (MIKMs)

Nah.

Coffee and eggs are like sweet sweet candy for your nervous system.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 11:23 AM (CRRq9)

301 Pink oven from 1950s

This was it!
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/6685099422156756/

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 16, 2019 11:23 AM (Z/jzm)

302 The Daily Mail article about the NZ massacre connected White Nationalist and 'Right-wing'.

I hate the press everywhere

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 11:24 AM (BbGew)

303 273 271 ...and 5 months from now, my wife and I are empty nesters. I dislike that term, and it scares the crap out of me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:11 AM (ty7RM)

same here

my advice, get a puppy
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2019 11:12 AM (dm05u)

Good grief, the only thing I would suggest, to anyone thinking of getting a puppy... figure out how old you are now. Figure out the average life expectancy of your particular dog breed. Add that number to your age.

That's how old you will be when the thing dies.

Until then, you won't be able to go anywhere, do anything, without considering who will be watching it, and if you take it with you everywhere you go, everyone you know will secretly think you're a stupid fool for doing so, even though they won't tell you.

Well, your crazy aunt might. She's not afraid to say what's on her mind. At her age, why should she. And she knows when she finally dies, her cats will be fine for weeks and weeks, feeding on her corpse before anyone discovers the smell coming from her home.

Quietly, she's ok with that.

At least she won't have a stupid dog that needs to be coddled every minute of every day, lest it think it's being abandoned.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 11:24 AM (cY3LT)

304 The manifesto can be found here for those wanting to read how he most admired Red China and the like...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5sn7mry

Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2019 11:25 AM (Dh1wo)

305 When my youngest left for college, I gave perhaps the best party ever.
=====

Heh. My parents disappeared for a weekend when youngest sister turned 21 to celebrate their freedom. My sisters called the police.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2019 11:25 AM (MIKMs)

306 When my youngest left for college, I gave perhaps the best party ever. The invitation read Home Alone: A Celebration.
=======================
I'm trying to see the upside. And struggling. Someone once said having children is like taking your heart and letting it walk around outside of your body.
Feels like my heart is walking out the door and not looking back.
It'll get better, I know. For now I'm just going to be sad.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:26 AM (ty7RM)

307 That Beto dude is a sicko.

Explains why AOC wants to blow him.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 16, 2019 11:17 AM (QMwOT)

Probably not, AOC and Beto are getting their instructions from the same masters. Sort of like Spectra in James Bond, the master sits behind a shield and all you see is the white cat and his legs.

Posted by: Colin at March 16, 2019 11:28 AM (TAMNU)

308 Of course, that assumes that politicians in the U.S. and Brazil actually want to improve the way their people live, an assumption one cannot take for granted...

Posted by: mac at March 16, 2019 11:22 AM (qxy/P)

Truth.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2019 11:30 AM (cY3LT)

309 When my youngest left for college, I gave perhaps the best party ever. The invitation read Home Alone: A Celebration.
=======================
I'm trying to see the upside. And struggling. Someone once said having children is like taking your heart and letting it walk around outside of your body.
Feels like my heart is walking out the door and not looking back.
It'll get better, I know. For now I'm just going to be sad.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:26 AM (ty7RM)

Eh. Don't be sad.

Her leaving the nest with a great opportunity before her means you did your job properly as a parent.

Congratulations!!!!

The sad thing would be if she didn't leave and establish her own life.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2019 11:31 AM (CRRq9)

310 Don't know about parents but found out long after, the day I left to go into the USAF at like 5am my sister had my room taken over by late morning.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2019 11:37 AM (BbGew)

311 I think Beto is dumber than AOC

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 11:37 AM (PUmDY)

312 Magog Of Morskar
---
He's like a politically aware Brain Guy. I like it. That dog's breakfast of a manifesto truly was written to enrage all sides.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 11:38 AM (kQs4Y)

313 If that is possible

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2019 11:38 AM (PUmDY)

314 Feels like my heart is walking out the door and not looking back.
It'll get better, I know. For now I'm just going to be sad.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 11:26 AM (ty7RM)
---
It's tethered to yours, Sir Robin.

I was excited to be out in the world and had no idea my mom was so sad to see me leave the nest. It's just in the nature of young people to forget that in their questing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 11:44 AM (kQs4Y)

315 I know college is also about the networking, but if you have that much money to throw around, why not just set your kid up in a business? She was already making scratch as an influencer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2019 10:18 AM (kQs4Y)

(sings)

There's no business like 'ho business!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2019 11:48 AM (nPGq2)

316 Last night she informed me she got accepted to Pepperdine, in Malibu CA.
3K miles away.
53K in annual tuition.
I have no idea what financial package they will offer her. I guess I need to let her dream for a while?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 16, 2019 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

Do you really want your kid to go to Crazyfornia? Simply tell her it's no longer a safe environment to go to school.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2019 11:56 AM (nPGq2)

317 Pepperdine?

No. Just no. Period. End of story. AOP is right and then some. You DO NOT want your daughter going there. Very lib, lots of drugs. No. No. No.

Posted by: mac at March 16, 2019 12:01 PM (qxy/P)

318 201

The fascinating thing about Bob O'Rourke's wild arm gestures is they make no sense -- the gestures are totally random.

There are common hand/arm gestures compatible with one's speech. For
instance, we can all recognize the gesture for "however," and the
spreading of arms when one will say "all." These gestures are for
emphasis, like italics with our hands and arms. We do it with our eyes,
too.

Bob O'Rourke is just moving his arms around at random.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2019 10:40 AM (MsmYG)

Couldn't help but think of this sketch.

https://tinyurl.com/yyhqcexb

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 16, 2019 12:06 PM (+N0R/)

319 Re: NZ

The difference between a battle and a war atrocity is means and choice of target, not war aims.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 16, 2019 11:17 AM (SqopC)

Exactly. If this turd had gone to Syria as a volunteer, and shot up a bunch of ISIS terrorists, he would be hailed as a hero. But by shooting up nominally "innocent" muslims in NZ, he is perversely on the same side as radical islam, insofar as he is acting to destroy Western society.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2019 12:18 PM (nPGq2)

320 NaCly Dog thanks partner got acouple of hours ofvpillow time amazing how much that helped. Woke up stepped outside with a cup of coffee and watched a pilated woodpecker banging his beak on a tree about 50 feet down the hill for about 10 minutes definitive sign of spring showing up here the old attitude is about 50 feet higher than it was this morning. How much do I owe you?

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