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Ingres Jupiter and Thetis.jpg

Jupiter and Thetis
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2019 09:30 AM (cqNba)

2 That Jupiter has got some big feets

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:31 AM (8ikIW)

3 Nice eagle.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 09:31 AM (LL1Be)

4 fucking drunk on his ass jim morrison. overrated dead dude.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2019 09:32 AM (KP5rU)

5 Better Jupiter than Uranus.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 09:32 AM (oVJmc)

6 Jupiter has lots of gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:32 AM (xfb67)

7 So that angel top left is just going to stay and watch the oral sex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2019 09:32 AM (fuK7c)

8 Rallying cries

Executing homos: Last instance 200+ years ago in US

Lynching: Last instance in US 40+ years ago

Minimum wage: 1% or so of workers, 75% or so teenagers

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 18, 2019 09:32 AM (xyung)

9 I speak Ingres...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2019 09:32 AM (KCxuz)

10 "Better Jupiter than Uranus."

Uranus spins on it's side

Posted by: Blue's Clues at March 18, 2019 09:33 AM (cqNba)

11 If I try to make my beard look like that, I get mistaken for a hobo, not a thunder god.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 09:33 AM (J+mig)

12 And this painting proves ancient aliens!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:33 AM (xfb67)

13 "Jupiter honey, you got some sammich crumbs in your luxurious stache.

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:33 AM (8ikIW)

14 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is early for me. Does he have long toes?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 09:33 AM (0tfLf)

15 Alternate title: "But first, you will blow me".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 09:33 AM (ZGrMX)

16 Jupiter has lots of gas.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



You should see Uranus.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 09:34 AM (21UM+)

17 I see . . . three. . . nipples.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 09:34 AM (1beh4)

18 Thetis or Kamala?

Posted by: m at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (ysOGz)

19 New movie thoughts. Weird, unsuccessful thoughts.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (ANN96)

20 So that angel top left is just going to stay and watch the oral sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch


He's on duty next shift.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (21UM+)

21 It's good to be the king.

Posted by: JTB at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (bmdz3)

22 That Jupiter has got some big feets
Posted by: Bruce
.........

Size 12 Nike's?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (438dO)

23 I see . . . three. . . nipples.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Are you looking at the painting or in your neighbors window?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (8ikIW)

24 Thetis or Kamala?
Posted by: m



Jupiter or Willie Brown?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (21UM+)

25 And Jupiter is making the secret Illuminati gang sign with his hand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:36 AM (xfb67)

26 Looks like it's Friezing there.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 09:36 AM (bpO16)

27 Side boob? I thought this place was respectable!

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2019 09:36 AM (7Jxmz)

28 The Patriarchy!

Posted by: m at March 18, 2019 09:36 AM (ysOGz)

29
Are you looking at the painting or in your neighbors window?
______________________________________

Oopsie! My bad.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (1beh4)

30 she's doing the "smell my finger" thing.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (Cus5s)

31 back in the day, bread mold caused crazy hallucinations. we have drugs for that shit, now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (KP5rU)

32 26 Looks like it's Friezing there.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 09:36 AM (bpO16)

Many points atcha!

Posted by: m at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (ysOGz)

33 Thetis or Kamala?
Posted by: m
..........

Have you noticed Beto is now being hit with the "white privilege" attack?

Kamala and Booker, no doubt are behind this..

I love it when the left eats themselves from within!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (438dO)

34 If he is a god, why does he need clothes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 09:38 AM (1beh4)

35 So....Jupiter shaved his pits?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 09:38 AM (0tfLf)

36 22 That Jupiter has got some big feets
Posted by: Bruce
.........

Size 12 Nike's?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:35 AM (438dO)

heh

Posted by: m at March 18, 2019 09:38 AM (ysOGz)

37 33 Thetis or Kamala?
Posted by: m
..........

Have you noticed Beto is now being hit with the "white privilege" attack?

Kamala and Booker, no doubt are behind this..

I love it when the left eats themselves from within!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (438dO)

===========

The activist left REALLY wants the nominee to not be white.

The nominee will be white.

What will the activist left do?

Vote straight Democrat anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (ANN96)

38 Somebody isn't fixing a sammich.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (sLicW)

39 No Thetis will defeat us!

Posted by: Jupiter at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (1beh4)

40 Dude has some widely spaced nipples.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (bpO16)

41 34 If he is a god, why does he need clothes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 09:38 AM (1beh4)

==========

Probably needs a starship, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (ANN96)

42 Interesting point about the 12 traitors in the Senate vote last week.

None of them were up for reelection in 2020.
How very convenient.


"Constitutional conservatives"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (LL1Be)

43 30 she's doing the "smell my finger" thing.

____________________________

This reminds me. I was watching Sweet Anita and Twitch this weekend, and she said, "My finger smells like Jesus."

I gotta find someone with Tourette's.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:39 AM (xfb67)

44 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (xyung)

45 Mornin' Horde. Looks like a scene from a hell of a party there.

That "The Boy Who Inflated the Concept of Wolf" article makes me wonder if we're not so much witnessing Revelations as a re-run of Babel...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (AM1GF)

46 34 If he is a god, why does he need clothes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 09:38 AM (1beh4)

==========

Probably needs a starship, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
........

One of Kirk's best lines!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (438dO)

47 Good morning y'all!

Love to the Horde. Back to work. Insom was here all week last week. It was fantastic!

Find your happy place. Spend a minute or two there. Smile and thank God.

Smooch!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (PkVlr)

48 46 34 If he is a god, why does he need clothes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 09:38 AM (1beh4)

==========

Probably needs a starship, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
........

One of Kirk's best lines!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (438dO)

===========

In his worst movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (ANN96)

49 So if he's using a cloud for an arm rest, why does he need the throne to sit?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (0tfLf)

50 I really should meet some of you beautiful people in real life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (ANN96)

51 Have you noticed Beto is now being hit with the "white privilege" attack?

Kamala and Booker, no doubt are behind this..

I love it when the left eats themselves from within!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:37 AM (438dO)

Couldn't happen to a more deserving creepazoid, and it's destroying one of the few household names they have.

More people knew who Beto was due to all the fawning media coverage he got for the TX Senate run than just about every other candidate they have except Biden.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (J+mig)

52 Thetis has an odd shape. Big hips but narrow torso.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (RfnqA)

53
Fleet Footed - a limericfk

Half naked, you'd be tempted to enjoy 'er
But the navy had decided to deploy 'er
She smeared Jupiter's belly
With gelignite explosive jelly
Thetis...a mighty navel destroyer?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2)

54 42 Interesting point about the 12 traitors in the Senate vote last week. None of them were up for reelection in 2020. How very convenient.

And one that was changed his mind after constituents dumped on him big time: Tillis (NC)

Posted by: dingbat at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (QnS5r)

55 Good morning y'all!

Love to the Horde. Back to work. Insom was here all week last week. It was fantastic!

Find your happy place. Spend a minute or two there.
Smile and thank God.

Smooch!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Not gonna comment. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (21UM+)

56 In his worst movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
......

by far!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (438dO)

57 44 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (xyung)


...and the kinfolks said 'Jed move away from there...'

Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (AMIL/)

58 And Jupiter's hands look disproportionately small.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (RfnqA)

59 The woman at the top left is holding a septre making me think that she is Juno, Jupiter's wife. The relief under Jupiter's feet looks to be a depiction of his battle with the Titans. The eagle is his his most common symbol. Thetis was the mother of Achilles and one of his favorite minor goddesses (Minerva was his favorite daughter). There is a story of her begging Zeus for some kind of favor for her son, this may be a depiction of this.

Posted by: Kris at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

60 55; same here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (KP5rU)

61 Side boob? I thought this place was respectable!
Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2019 09:36 AM (7Jxmz)

---------------------------------

Well, a lot of us read the HQ at work, so full-frontal is usual discouraged.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (Dp/8D)

62 >>Spend a minute or two there.


Braggart.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (bpO16)

63 Anything and everything having to do with Star Trek was awful.

There, I said it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (xfb67)

64 Thetis has an odd shape. Big hips but narrow torso.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller



Prime Iowa breeding stock.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (21UM+)

65 In his worst movie.

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Commanche Blanco (1968) at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (1beh4)

66 That "The Boy Who Inflated the Concept of Wolf" article makes me wonder if we're not so much witnessing Revelations as a re-run of Babel...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (AM1GF)

You could draw a parallel between the multiculturalism push and Babel. Trying to force everyone together drives them further apart.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (J+mig)

67 57 44 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (xyung)

...and the kinfolks said 'Jed move away from there...'
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (AMIL/)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (ysOGz)

68 Thetis has an odd shape. Big hips but narrow torso.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller



Prime Iowa breeding stock.
Posted by: rickb223

Plus, keep you warm in the winter, and provide shade in the summer

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:44 AM (8ikIW)

69 65 In his worst movie.

Hold my beer.
Posted by: Commanche Blanco (196 at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (1beh4)

============

Shatner was in that movie, but was Kirk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ANN96)

70 That is Achilles' mama, for those of you that don't know. IIRC, she is trying to get Zeus to Let the Trojans Win for awhile because her kid is upset that Agamemnon took his new slave girl away and is sitting out the war to show Aggie who is really vital to the war effort.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2019 09:45 AM (bZ7mE)

71 52 Thetis has an odd shape. Big hips but narrow torso.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 18, 2019 09:41 AM (RfnqA)

That's the classic female shape. You see it a lot in classical nudes. It represents the ideal woman. Wide hips shows she's given birth. Being a mother was a woman's highest calling and purpose.

Posted by: Kris at March 18, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

72 Thetis, don't fail me now!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

73 Anything and everything having to do with Star Trek was awful.

There, I said it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18

*******

Well Joan Collins was in an episode.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 09:46 AM (0tfLf)

74 Anything and everything having to do with Star Trek was awful.

There, I said it.


You left out Star Wars.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 18, 2019 09:46 AM (eytER)

75 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (xyung)


Yeah. That's why we have ~10% of the US population but 33% of the welfare cases. Plus the countries highest illegal immigrant population.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 18, 2019 09:47 AM (UEs2R)

76 63; worst pile of shit dumped on mankind. almost muzzie like. porn for phucktards. there, i said it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2019 09:47 AM (KP5rU)

77 47 Good morning y'all!

Love to the Horde. Back to work. Insom was here all week last week. It was fantastic!

Find your happy place. Spend a minute or two there. Smile and thank God.

Smooch!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (PkVlr)
------
That's the official name for Weasel Acres - Happy Place Farm.

Posted by: Weasel at March 18, 2019 09:47 AM (7Jxmz)

78 Whatever.


Y'all are just jealous. I try to be nice. Say something uplifting and happy to start out the week.

Pffffft

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 09:47 AM (PkVlr)

79 Listening to a Joe Rogan podcast and his guest is David Lee Roth. An odd but interesting fellow to say the least.

Posted by: Augustine at March 18, 2019 09:47 AM (BDZWU)

80 69 65 In his worst movie.

Hold my beer.
Posted by: Commanche Blanco (196 at March 18, 2019 09:43 AM (1beh4)



(Hold mine!)<---- in Esperanto

Posted by: Incubus at March 18, 2019 09:48 AM (oVJmc)

81 The Nikki Haley article by Kurt Schlichter is dead on.


The only thing he got wrong is his optimism about Woke Joke Nikki. She loves the popularity contest way too much.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 09:48 AM (LL1Be)

82 Not gonna comment. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: rickb223

******
I know right???
She's thrown up a softball begging to be hit out of the park.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 09:48 AM (0tfLf)

83 Thetis has an odd shape. Big hips but narrow torso.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller


known as "hourglass" body shape -


some examples

Jill St John: 36-22-35 inches
Raquel Welch: 37-24-36
Sophia Loren: 38-24-38
Joan Collins: 36-23-37

Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2019 09:49 AM (AMIL/)

84 Ever hear David Lee Roth's bluegrass album, "Strummin' with the Devil"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:49 AM (xfb67)

85 70 That is Achilles' mama, for those of you that don't know. IIRC, she is trying to get Zeus to Let the Trojans Win for awhile because her kid is upset that Agamemnon took his new slave girl away and is sitting out the war to show Aggie who is really vital to the war effort.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2019 09:45 AM (bZ7mE)

Yeah. That's the story. Thanks, General Lee.

Posted by: Kris at March 18, 2019 09:49 AM (OyyDO)

86 Diogenes!

You owe man a beer!


Now it's a bottle of 21 year old Red Breast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 09:49 AM (PkVlr)

87 83; awesome!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 18, 2019 09:49 AM (KP5rU)

88 Insom was here all week last week. It was fantastic!

I know right???
She's thrown up a softball begging to be hit out of the park.
Posted by: Diogenes

Okay..
All week? Did you try the veal?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:50 AM (8ikIW)

89 Feminist View of American Patriarchy.

Posted by: red speck at March 18, 2019 09:50 AM (6Krd7)

90 Jupiter has a very long scepter. No wonder he was popular with the demigoddesses.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at March 18, 2019 09:50 AM (RfnqA)

91 So there was a shooting in the Dutch city of Utrecht, I guess it just local news, nothing to see there. Police have named 37-year-old Turkish born Gökman Tanis as their chief suspect. Inspired by Trump I'm sure.

Posted by: Colin at March 18, 2019 09:50 AM (ybWdy)

92 DO NOT HONK THE BEARD BITCH

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2019 09:51 AM (JFO2v)

93 A PS to my #83 -

Got the data here - knock yourselves out, Morons!


http://www.bodymeasurements.org/

Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2019 09:51 AM (AMIL/)

94 Inspired by Trump I'm sure.
Posted by: Colin

Trump! has inspired so many.

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:51 AM (8ikIW)

95 Jack Black?

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 09:51 AM (BXMxN)

96 Thetis has an odd shape. Big hips but narrow torso.

There is some truth to what the feministas say about standards of female beauty being a cultural thing. If you look through old paintings, statuary, photographs, (including the, um, erotic variety) you will notice that "the gap" is pretty much nonexistent and that there are very few ladies who are as slender as the modern ideal (particularly before 1920).

Of course, you won't find Trigglypuffs either, even in Reubens.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2019 09:52 AM (bZ7mE)

97 Jupiter baby, just a little to tide me over; I will make it worth your while.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 18, 2019 09:52 AM (QMwOT)

98 Jupiter does not look amused.

Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2019 09:52 AM (aXucN)

99 known as "hourglass" body shape

And called out by Sir Mix-A-Lot: "36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3""

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ZGrMX)

100 One of Kirk's best lines!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (438dO)

I liked
Im a banga that green bitch

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

101 That's Jupiter? Looks like an overindulged manboy, who does spend SOME amount of time in the gym, but otherwise passes his time smoking weed, living in mom's basement, and playing video games.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (a2xio)

102 Thetis is posed like a cat.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (jOEDM)

103 Jupiter is still pissed about Shoemaker-Levy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (xfb67)

104 Of course, you won't find Trigglypuffs either, even in Reubens.
Posted by: Grey Fox

There was that one lesser known work,

' Sows at Play'

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (8ikIW)

105 But first, you will blow me!

Posted by: Jupiter at March 18, 2019 09:55 AM (FTPVM)

106 That's Jupiter? Looks like an overindulged manboy, who does spend SOME amount of time in the gym, but otherwise passes his time smoking weed, living in mom's basement, and playing video games.

thank you for your imput, lowly mortal. Here is some thunderbolt for you trouble.

Posted by: Zeus at March 18, 2019 09:55 AM (bZ7mE)

107 DO NOT HONK THE BEARD BITCH

Hagrid as a young man.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 09:55 AM (jOEDM)

108 You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but don't pick your friend's nose.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 18, 2019 09:55 AM (Gs5TH)

109 Now that's someone who looks like he throws bolts of lightening. Plus his wife looks like she makes good sammiches.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

110 So there was a shooting in the Dutch city of
Utrecht, I guess it just local news, nothing to see there. Police have
named 37-year-old Turkish born kman Tanis as their chief suspect.
Inspired by Trump I'm sure.


Posted by: Colin at March 18, 2019 09:50 AM (ybWdy)


Freakin' Trump. And that pesky Second Amendment.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 09:57 AM (a2xio)

111 I look forward to the summer fashions and the return of the open-sided dress.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 09:57 AM (LL1Be)

112
Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 09:57 AM (OLCnA)

113 Now that's someone who looks like he throws bolts of lightening


Thunderbolts of lightning,
Very Very frightening,...

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 09:57 AM (8ikIW)

114 These kind of shootings just don't happen in other countries.
Barack Obama

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 09:58 AM (BXMxN)

115 And called out by Sir Mix-A-Lot: "36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3""

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ZGrMX)


Lynda Carter: 5'9", 37-25-35 inches

(Unfortunately, I cannot personally confirm that data.)

Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2019 09:58 AM (AMIL/)

116 Lynda Carter: 5'9", 37-25-35 inches

And feminists insist there were no female heroes on the screen prior to Current Year.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 09:59 AM (ZGrMX)

117 Just saw a LinkedIn piece about millennials demanding more child care benefits from their employers.

Hey you wanna know how you get the best child care? Stay home and raise the kid yourself, assholes.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 18, 2019 10:00 AM (+dsLj)

118 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 18, 2019 10:00 AM (uopCm)

119 Brie Larson: 35-24-28

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:00 AM (jOEDM)

120 And feminists insist there were no female heroes on the screen prior to Current Year.
Posted by: Ian S.

And let's not forget Charlies Angels.
A little skinny for my taste, but crackers, bed...

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 10:00 AM (8ikIW)

121 The painting: ah-hahahaahhh hahaha hahhaa *gasp* hahahaahaha whew! whoa! ahahahaa

I've been around the Horde too long. So many "witty" captions came to mind they crowded each other out. I'll have to rely on other commenters.

Why I can't take fine art seriously anymore. See what y'all have done!

Posted by: mindful webworker's totally sirius, you guys at March 18, 2019 10:01 AM (w46Mb)

122 Shatner was in that movie, but was Kirk?
______________________________________

Kirk and Shatner are one. It is a metaphysical truth.

It is The Convergence.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 10:01 AM (1beh4)

123 That's Jupiter? Looks like an overindulged
manboy, who does spend SOME amount of time in the gym, but otherwise
passes his time smoking weed, living in mom's basement, and playing
video games.


-------------------------------
thank you for your imput, lowly mortal. Here is some thunderbolt for you trouble.

Posted by: Zeus at March 18, 2019 09:55 AM (bZ7mE)


Cripes, now I can't find it. There's a video out there, of some kid playing D and D, I think, shrieking "thunderbolt, thunderbolt, thunderbolt!!!"


Would fit well here.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:01 AM (a2xio)

124 Not a true Italian. Italians are hairier. Men AND wyimmins That's years of experience observing neighborhood Italians in summer wearing wife beater t-shirts.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2019 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

125 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.

Someone has to return the empty U-Haul trucks.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:02 AM (jOEDM)

126 That's Jupiter? Looks like an overindulged manboy, who does spend SOME amount of time in the gym, but otherwise passes his time smoking weed, living in mom's basement, and playing video games.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (a2xio)

And entertaining an endless stream of lovelies who want to experience his , um, "hugeness."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:02 AM (NFEMn)

127 The wikipedia entry for the painting has a much sharper image.

And of course the colors are different.

Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2019 10:02 AM (sZRzw)

128 Just saw a LinkedIn piece about millennials demanding more child care benefits from their employers.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


And those of us who remained childless, get screwed again.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:02 AM (21UM+)

129

Dutch police looking for Turkish man in connection with tram shooting. Well now we know the motive will remain unknown and NO connection to any groups. Unlike the New Zealand shooting were it's guns and Trump's fault. BTW the PM of New Zealand sounds like a real leftist kunt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 10:02 AM (OLCnA)

130 Diogenes!

You owe man a beer!


Now it's a bottle of 21 year old Red Breast.



Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2019 09:49 AM

*********

I know...if I could ever get a Saturday free, and healthy.
And beer my Dear...even I don't own a bottle of 21 year Red Breast.
In fact its been years since I've seen a 21 year old red breast.
Oh...we're talking about the whiskey?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (0tfLf)

131 So there was a shooting in the Dutch city of
Utrecht, I guess it just local news, nothing to see there. Police have
named 37-year-old Turkish born kman Tanis as their chief suspect.
Inspired by Trump I'm sure.
_______________________________________

The left will say that he was merely responding the New Zealand mosque attack by a white nationalist.

Islam ergo blameless.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (1beh4)

132 Cripes, now I can't find it. There's a video out there, of some kid playing D and D, I think, shrieking "thunderbolt, thunderbolt, thunderbolt!!!"


Would fit well here.
Posted by: BurtTC


this one?
https://tinyurl.com/ms87cbo

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (8ikIW)

133 German newspapers don't identify anyone by name if they're a suspect, so it says that shooty boy is Goekman T., with no reference to nationality.

But they include a tweet from the Dutch police saying it's Goekman Tanis who was born in Turkey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (fuK7c)

134 Brie Larson: 35-24-28

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:00 AM (jOEDM)


The last number is the chestal region?


If they had a fourth dimension, for the backseat, it would be 35-24-28-11.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (a2xio)

135 Lynda Carter: 5'9", 37-25-35 inches

And feminists insist there were no female heroes on the screen prior to Current Year.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 09:59 AM (ZGrMX)


Emma Peel says hello

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (OLCnA)

136 Brie Larson: 35-24-28
Posted by: t-bird


Brie Larson: 35-24-28-.5 (ass bump)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (21UM+)

137 Over at Lucky Gunner you can get 1000 rounds of American Eagle 9mm 124 grain ammo for $160 after a mail-in rebate.

Posted by: Augustine at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (BDZWU)

138 Well now we know the motive will remain unknown and NO connection to any groups.

How long before witnesses get to a non-censorious news outlet and report "Allahu Akbar"?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)

139 I, too, have seen the funny LARPing video. Those guys are nerds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:04 AM (xfb67)

140 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - search engine expert at March 18, 2019 09:40 AM (xyung)

...and the kinfolks said 'Jed move away from there...'
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2019 09:42 AM (AMIL/)

--

Come and listen to a story
'Bout a man named Kurt
He bought himself a hybrid
And moved into a yurt
He said "Calfornia is the place I ought to be!"
But I can't afford a Tiny House
Or to feed my family

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:04 AM (xyung)

141 When Muslims attack us, it's because of something we said; When Muslims get attacked, it's.........because of something we said.

It's "Heads I win, Tails you lose" with these people.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:05 AM (NFEMn)

142 I, too, have seen the funny LARPing video. Those guys are nerds.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


LARP'ers are.

LRRP'ers aren't.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:05 AM (21UM+)

143 Cripes, now I can't find it. There's a video out
there, of some kid playing D and D, I think, shrieking "thunderbolt,
thunderbolt, thunderbolt!!!"





Would fit well here.

Posted by: BurtTC





this one?

https://tinyurl.com/ms87cbo

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (8ikIW)


Maybe? But I thought it was thunderbolt, and this one lacks the sense of urgency and frustration I remember.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:05 AM (a2xio)

144 Just saw a LinkedIn piece about millennials demanding more child care benefits from their employers.

You mean, like more sippy-cups in the break room? Nap-time? Pajamas Friday?

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:05 AM (x/2Z8)

145 Anyone posted an AoS NCAA bracket link?

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2019 10:05 AM (ykq7q)

146 Whatsa LRRP?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (xfb67)

147 I like many of Ingres' paintings for their use of brilliant color and detail. This one is more subtle. The colors aren't as vibrant but the main subject has the same direct (challenging?) stare he used in his portrait of Napoleon. I assume the audience would know the story behind the painting: the Trojan War, the slaughter to come, the upcoming death of Thetis' son, etc. This isn't a cause for brightness but for power (the eagle and the symbols on the throne), for life and death in a needless struggle, and arbitrary fate. It's appropriate and effective.

Posted by: JTB at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (bmdz3)

148 Ingres is probably David's most well-known student. He carried on David's devotion to Classicism and was one of the loudest critics of Romanticism. This is funny, because many of his works have some heavy Romantic influences, most noticeably in his odalisques. But even then, he rendered those with a strict classicism. This work is a case study in late Neoclassicism--frontal, two-dimensional, monumental, theatrical, simple composition, idealism, and clean, well-defined forms and regions. If you cannot have a David as an example, this work will do nicely.

Posted by: Kris at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

149 Did Kurt come back with his shine box yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (cqNba)

150 122 Shatner was in that movie, but was Kirk?
______________________________________

Kirk and Shatner are one. It is a metaphysical truth.

It is The Convergence.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 10:01 AM (1beh4)

=========

lol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (q8oeS)

151 Brie Larson: 35-24-21
1
1
1

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (0tfLf)

152 Huh. When I typed it up, it looked better.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:06 AM (0tfLf)

153 You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but don't pick your friend's nose.


You can, but don't expect to be friends after.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:07 AM (oVJmc)

154 Whatsa LRRP?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The sound that's made when Tossing a Salad

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 10:07 AM (8ikIW)

155 You mean, like more sippy-cups in the break room? Nap-time? Pajamas Friday?

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:05 AM (x/2Z

coloring books and legos

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2019 10:07 AM (ykq7q)

156 I just learned on the last thread that people are leaving Mississippi, Louisiana, and West Virginia to live in California.


Kurt didn't leave the thread.
The thread left him.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 18, 2019 10:07 AM (LL1Be)

157 That's Jupiter? Looks like an overindulged manboy,
who does spend SOME amount of time in the gym, but otherwise passes his
time smoking weed, living in mom's basement, and playing video games.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 09:54 AM (a2xio)



And entertaining an endless stream of lovelies who want to experience his , um, "hugeness."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:02 AM (NFEMn)


There are more than a few dudes who have stuck it rich playing video games, and no doubt have groupies.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:07 AM (a2xio)

158 150 122 Shatner was in that movie, but was Kirk?


My fondest hope is STILL that Shatner plays Trump in the biopic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:08 AM (oVJmc)

159 When Muslims attack us, it's because of something we said; When Muslims get attacked, it's.........because of something we said.

The prog base is still attacking Chelsea Hubble-Clinton over the New Zealand thing, and I'd like to encourage that to continue because it's stupid and likely to cause blowback from Clinton Inc. I'm just not sure how Hillz is gonna get all of them into Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:08 AM (ZGrMX)

160 I wonder if Mississippi, Louisiana, or West Virginia have (D) governors?

$5 says at least two out of three do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:08 AM (xyung)

161 Brie Larson: 35-24-28

Posted by: t-bird





Brie Larson: 35-24-28-.5 (ass bump)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:03 AM (21UM+)


I was being generous, but you're close to being right. It's almost concave.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (a2xio)

162 ...drops of Jupiter in her hair. Hey hey heeeey hey.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (al6UK)

163 Louisiana does. Stupid GOP thought running Vitter was a good idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (xfb67)

164 You people have got this painting all wrong. That eagle should let you know that this is a portrayal of Barron Trump, about 40 years from now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (Kpl3J)

165 There are more than a few dudes who have stuck it rich playing video games, and no doubt have groupies.

There are some who've done that sort of thing (or at least have a rotating girlfriend), and some who understand feminism and bought a Ford GT instead.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)

166 You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but don't pick your friend's nose.

+++

You can in Hollywood

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (phmNs)

167 Whatsa LRRP?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Long Range Reconnaissance Patrol.

The Good Baddies.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (21UM+)

168 There are more than a few dudes who have stuck it rich playing video games, and no doubt have groupies.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:07 AM (a2xio)

All you gotta be is good at SOMETHING. It doesn't matter how big the pool you swim in, you can be the biggest fish, simply by standing out.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (NFEMn)

169 Jupiter and Titties.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (3sjI6)

170 You can just hear her now...
As she lays her ample bosom on his thigh, she says, "Yo Jups! You happy to see me or is that a huge staff in your hand?"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (0tfLf)

171 8 Rallying cries

Executing homos: Last instance 200+ years ago in US
________________

That's way too long ago. The only way to truly be "progressive" is to move back to the past. Quick, we need to import more Muslims!

Posted by: Kurt at March 18, 2019 10:10 AM (fqUgw)

172 Jupiter seems a little spaced out. I see no response from Jupiter's little head going on.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 10:13 AM (2LelM)

173 CBD, Thanks for this one. It's not only effective technically, it inspires thoughts of The Iliad and the stories that might be.

And thanks to Kris for the background on this and other schools of art. The context really helps me better understand and appreciate the paintings.

Posted by: JTB at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (bmdz3)

174 165 There are more than a few dudes who have stuck it rich playing video games, and no doubt have groupies.

There are some who've done that sort of thing (or at least have a rotating girlfriend), and some who understand feminism and bought a Ford GT instead.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)

==========

The biggest Youtube channel is a gamer named Pew Pew Die.

Dude, I believe, rakes in tens of millions of dollars a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (q8oeS)

175 Doioioioing!

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (eAZVt)

176 I was in Louisiana a bit during the last gubernatorial campaign. I realized that even I might have voted for the dem, just because Vitter's campaign was so obnoxiously bad. Vitter was never popular; the only reason he got the nomination was because it was one of those "It's My Turn!!!" moments, and Jindal had never gotten around to every doing anything to build up a strong party organization in the state - he just wasn't interested in that. (which is a big part of the reason why Jindal has now vanished completely from the political map)

The Jon Bel Edwards campaign was typical wolf in sheeps clothing, homey, feel good stuff, no talk about issues. But at least it wasn't overwhelmingly obnoxious - like Vitter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)

177 This thing, at least at laptop sized viewing, seems to have a photographic type of depth of field, where only one plane is in focus.

Oddly, that bit is the fold in his tunic over his shin. The rest is slightly out of focus.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)

178
Terrorist shooting incident in Utrecht, Holland. See the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (zBaqJ)

179 Jupiter seems a little spaced out. I see no response from Jupiter's little head going on.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Refractory and rehydrate time

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (8ikIW)

180 I worked for an old Army Ranger (ret.) once and one day he just out of the blue asked me, "You know what the worst thing about Vietnam was?"

I say, "No."

"Not washing your ass for weeks at a time. Do you know what happens to your ass if you don't wash it for a week? Hope you never find out."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (xfb67)

181 For my fellow writers, I just posted some writing thoughts at the completion of a fourth draft of a novel.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:15 AM (q80AH)

182 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324692/

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:16 AM (BXMxN)

183 172 Jupiter seems a little spaced out. I see no response from Jupiter's little head going on.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 10:13 AM (2LelM)

Jupiter gets more excited about those Golden Showers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)

184 I'm calling bullshit on Beto raising $6.1 million in 24 hrs.

Unless his wife donated $5m of it.

Posted by: HA at March 18, 2019 10:16 AM (MAstk)

185 180 I worked for an old Army Ranger (ret.) once and one day he just out of the blue asked me, "You know what the worst thing about Vietnam was?"

I say, "No."

"Not washing your ass for weeks at a time. Do you know what happens to your ass if you don't wash it for a week? Hope you never find out."
---------------
Beau Coup Stinky. It was a French Colony after all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (2LelM)

186 Joe Biden channeling Jake Tapper

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324695/

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (BXMxN)

187 >>Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."


John McCain was a piece of shit.

Nobody loves a piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (bpO16)

188 NAVEL DESTROYER? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS WARSHIPPING HIS BELLY!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (m45I2)

189 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
20m
Joe Biden got tongue tied over the weekend when he was unable to properly deliver a very simple line about his decision to run for President. Get used to it, another low I.Q. individual!

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (BqBId)

190 182 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."

what Trump should reply, in a Sean Connery voice: "And no one will ever love your Mother the way I did - LAST WEEK!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)

191 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."

--

I guess if you don't count what, 100M Americans with good jobs and investments?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (xyung)

192 189 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
20m
Joe Biden got tongue tied over the weekend when he was unable to properly deliver a very simple line about his decision to run for President. Get used to it, another low I.Q. individual!
Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (BqBId)

=============

God, I can't wait for Biden to be the nominee and Trump to constantly attack his intelligence.

"Biden, super smart genius" will be the ads produced by the DNC, and they will be freaking hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:18 AM (oh/Sd)

193 Stories of dead in Utrecht have been conflicting, the mayor just announced three dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

194 Trump should send the Biden campaign a gift basket of assorted pastes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (xfb67)

195 LOL Trump is the master troll.He has now triggered Biden into talking about how high his IQ is.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (BXMxN)

196 This particular scene is not a romantic one but apparently from the Iliad, where she, acting as Achilles mom, begs Zeus to restore his honor.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (phmNs)

197 196 LOL Trump is the master troll.He has now triggered Biden into talking about how high his IQ is.
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (BXMxN)

===========

And even the Republican Party will be able to counter it by just creating videos of his awful predictions and gaffes over the years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:20 AM (oh/Sd)

198 sniffybigtoe

Great idea. Send that to the White House.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2019 10:20 AM (u82oZ)

199 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."


The only people that 'loved' your dad loved him because he was a backstabbing asshole.


And those same people shit on him when they needed to, so take that for what it's worth, Princess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:20 AM (oVJmc)

200 197 This particular scene is not a romantic one but apparently from the Iliad, where she, acting as Achilles mom, begs Zeus to restore his honor.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (phmNs)

===========

"What's The Iliad?"
-All of America under 30

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:20 AM (oh/Sd)

201 I worked for an old Army Ranger (ret.) once and one day he just out of the blue asked me, "You know what the worst thing about Vietnam was?"

I say, "No."

"Not washing your ass for weeks at a time. Do you know what happens to your ass if you don't wash it for a week? Hope you never find out."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM



Longest I went was 13 days. Upside, I was in a chemical suit the whole time. That kept the odor contained. Yeah, its funky.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:20 AM (0tfLf)

202 Dems loved McCain for being a traitor to Repubs ... the thumbs down on previous promises was his signature ... a fitting farewell ... flipping America the bird on his way out the door.

(same with his "build the dang fence" lie ... always the liar)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)

203 LOL Trump is the master troll.He has now triggered Biden into talking about how high his IQ is.


On a scale of one-to-ten...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (oVJmc)

204 known as "hourglass" body shape -
More like 'pear' shaped.

Posted by: FrodoB at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (l32La)

205 "Not washing your ass for weeks at a time. Do you know what happens to your ass if you don't wash it for a week? Hope you never find out."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Swamp ass

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (8ikIW)

206 Gee Turkish Muslim kills 3 so far in the Netherlands. Left wing up in arms...well maybe not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (bim/x)

207 Thetis got some FUPA.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (BXMxN)

208 Hey Megan, you know who DIDN'T love your Dad so much? His first wife and his first family, who he abandoned as soon as they looked like they might be inconvenient.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

209 >>More like 'pear' shaped.


You can't really get an idea of the pair from just a little side-boob.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (bpO16)

210 THETIS: Who's cutesy-wootsy god? You are!

JUPITER: Oh fer the love of...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

211 Dems loved McCain for being a traitor to Repubs ... the thumbs down on previous promises was his signature ... a fitting farewell ... flipping America the bird on his way out the door.

(same with his "build the dang fence" lie ... always the liar)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)

Dems love turncoat RINOs and Dead ones

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (bim/x)

212 211 THETIS: Who's cutesy-wootsy god? You are!

JUPITER: Oh fer the love of...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

==========

She's trying to call him Schmoopy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (oh/Sd)

213 Dems love turncoat RINOs and Dead ones

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (bim/x)

--

That old saying isn't just a joke to them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (xyung)

214 >>"Not washing your ass for weeks at a time. Do you know what happens to your ass if you don't wash it for a week? Hope you never find out."


And still, female troops get knocked up...

Life. It always finds a way.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:23 AM (bpO16)

215 212 Dems loved McCain for being a traitor to Repubs ... the thumbs down on previous promises was his signature ... a fitting farewell ... flipping America the bird on his way out the door.

(same with his "build the dang fence" lie ... always the liar)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)

Dems love turncoat RINOs and Dead ones
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 10:22 AM (bim/x)

===========

"No one seems to love me..."
-Jeff Flake

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:23 AM (oh/Sd)

216 LOL Trump is the master troll.He has now triggered Biden into talking about how high his IQ is.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (BXMxN)

3 letter word...JOBS

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (ykq7q)

217 Intersting piece, "Seattle is dying". Author says "I hope this serves as one half of a conversation."

well I don't. I just hope Seattle goes ahead and dies. Nothing much to talk about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

218 Who knew you could get a hit on PornHub for "Jupiter and Thetis"? Man, they have a category for everything.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (4AeKb)

219 Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2019 10:19 AM (BXMxN)
********
Troller In Chief

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)

220 Big feet. And a MILF begging for her son's life.

This will not end well for anybody but Zeus.

Great selection, CBD. I am liking the art of Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres more and more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (u82oZ)

221 218 Intersting piece, "Seattle is dying". Author says "I hope this serves as one half of a conversation."

well I don't. I just hope Seattle goes ahead and dies. Nothing much to talk about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

============

"Where did you move from?"

"Seattle."

"What brought you to Texas?"

"Jobs."

"So, who you gonna vote for in Texas?"

"Democrats."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (oh/Sd)

222 /SOCK OFF

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)

223 "No one seems to love me..."
-Jeff Flake
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:23 AM (oh/Sd)

Drop dead and I would probably be charitable and say something nice about you? Well no, maybe not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2019 10:25 AM (bim/x)

224 Re: the article linked in the Morning Thread, "Michigan's Big Brother Attorney General Will Crack Down Hard on Free Speech."

In the late 40s the Michigan State Police set up a special secret unit, answerable only to the Governor and the head of the State Police, that was charged with disrupting any political organization, and the lives of its members, that the Governor or the head of the State Police designated as harmful to the State.

Their activities only became known when a suit was filed and won in the late 70s to have them shutdown and forced them to disgorge all their files to those they had targeted. Thousands of people who had done nothing illegal and in some cases only had a name that was similar to someone who was a member of a disfavored political group, had their lives secretly wrecked.

This new activity by a new AG smacks of the same type of action and I wouldn't put it past them to be activating a new State Police secret squad to start destroying lives once again in my State.

Posted by: geoffb at March 18, 2019 10:26 AM (zOpu5)

225 Ingres is one of my faves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 10:26 AM (FHrMH)

226 Titiana McGrath has been doxxed . . . she is actually an English stand up comedian who has a PhD in Renaissance poetry named Andrew Doyle.

Interveiw at Quillette Podcast (#21)




Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2019 10:26 AM (mUa7G)

227 Anyone seen the slip by Kasich on McCain? He was on Cuomo's show and said "when John McCain was put to death" verbatim. Cuomo ignored it, didn't bat an eye.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:27 AM (phmNs)

228 Zeus is not happy with her sammich making skills.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:27 AM (7PXtO)

229 There are more than a few dudes who have stuck it rich playing video games, and no doubt have groupies.


-------------------------
There are some who've done that sort of thing (or at least have a
rotating girlfriend), and some who understand feminism and bought a Ford
GT instead.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)



==========



The biggest Youtube channel is a gamer named Pew Pew Die.



Dude, I believe, rakes in tens of millions of dollars a year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:14 AM (q8oeS)


He does very little gaming these days. And his name was in the news due to the shooter in New Zealand saying "Subscribe to Pewdiepie" before he went in.


Pewds is being attacked from several angles, and there's a subtle attempt to lump him in with some sort of white supremacy movement, so the NZ shooting isn't going to help with that.


He's a genuinely funny guy, and tends to be capable of making some deep points when talking about a variety of topics, including talking to his massive audience about how to become better versions of themselves.

So he's dangerous, and EVERY media story out there will throw out these claims of him being linked to the "alt-right" and having made anti-Semitic comments before. He also used the N-word on a live stream once.


His main problem is, he's rather naive about this stuff. He thinks people will take him at face value, will see how his humor can be edgy, and give him the benefit of the doubt when he says something that raises eyebrows.


He's very smart, and he's learning, which makes him dangerous.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:27 AM (a2xio)

230 182 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you thinks it means.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 10:28 AM (1beh4)

231 219 Who knew you could get a hit on PornHub for "Jupiter and Thetis"? Man, they have a category for everything.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2019 10:24 AM (4AeKb)

Rule 34B - if it exists, Pornhub has a category for it.

Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2019 10:28 AM (xqdqQ)

232 Breaking News about Utrecht from about 11 minutes ago...
https://twitter.com/patricktinge/status/
1107648422696443904

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2019 10:28 AM (Dh1wo)

233 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."


Oh dear, President Trump isn't loved by the Vichy Republicans like daddy was. What a tragedy. President Trump and not President McCain. There's the love Meggie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 10:28 AM (OLCnA)

234 in other news, the early read on the Black Box data from the Ethiopian crash is looking bad for Boeing. Current guess is that as soon as the plane left the ground, the auto-pilot started to fight with the pilots over who was going to control pitch and speed.

Maybe the best fix will be to rip out every cockpit from the new 737's and replace them with 1998 design cockpits.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

235 228 Anyone seen the slip by Kasich on McCain? He was on Cuomo's show and said "when John McCain was put to death" verbatim. Cuomo ignored it, didn't bat an eye.


Cuomo didn't bat an eye because he knew Kasich meant "put to rest."

McCain was a very old man with brain cancer. A swipe with Occam's Razor says he died because, well, old man with brain cancer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (4AeKb)

236 236 228 Anyone seen the slip by Kasich on McCain? He was on Cuomo's show and said "when John McCain was put to death" verbatim. Cuomo ignored it, didn't bat an eye.


Cuomo didn't bat an eye because he knew Kasich meant "put to rest."

McCain was a very old man with brain cancer. A swipe with Occam's Razor says he died because, well, old man with brain cancer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (4AeKb)

==========

Trump killed McCain!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (oh/Sd)

237 This new activity by a new AG smacks of the same type of action and I wouldn't put it past them to be activating a new State Police secret squad to start destroying lives once again in my State.


Posted by: geoffb at March 18, 2019 10:26 AM

*******

What to do about it?
Something...something...a well regulated militia...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:30 AM (0tfLf)

238 Breaking News about Utrecht from about 11 minutes ago...
https://twitter.com/patricktinge/status/
1107648422696443904

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2019 10:28 AM (Dh1wo)

--

I'm fairly certain that's a local news story.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:30 AM (xyung)

239 He's very smart, and he's learning, which makes him dangerous.

And he had Ben Shapiro on his "Meme Review" show, which *really* set the progs ablaze. Shapiro was mostly mocking himself, but he taught PDP's audience the catchphrase "Facts don't care about your feelings", which makes him dangerous no matter what Ace thinks.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:30 AM (ZGrMX)

240 200
Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."





The only people that 'loved' your dad loved him because he was a backstabbing asshole.





And those same people shit on him when they needed to, so take that for what it's worth, Princess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:20 AM (oVJmc)


Well, Muffin, no one will ever respect your Dad they way they respect me.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (ymnmz)

241 Ingres is one of my faves.

I keep thinking of the database. "Are they even still around? I thought Oracle buried them."

So, I re-read the post more carefully and have learned something.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (elfAG)

242 Old man with brain cancer was a narcissistic loser . His adultery shenanigans dwarf anything Trump has ever done.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (7PXtO)

243 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (4AeKb)

Not a thing to leave hanging there if you're a responsible journalist is all I'm saying

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (phmNs)

244 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."


Hours of sleep lost by Trump over this? 0

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (0tfLf)

245 244 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (4AeKb)

Not a thing to leave hanging there if you're a responsible journalist is all I'm saying
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (phmNs)

============

I think you're leaving out the pee pee...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (oh/Sd)

246 Rule 34B - if it exists, Pornhub has a category for it.

And I'm sure the pornhub people are wonderful folks who make a positive difference in the world./sarc

Oh, was I being judgemental? So bad, bad of me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 10:31 AM (AllCR)

247 Trump killed McCain!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (oh/Sd)

------

If it came out that this happened, I'd support an Enabling Act and an end to further elections.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 10:32 AM (FHrMH)

248 Wait there's pee pee?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 18, 2019 10:32 AM (phmNs)

249 Meghan ask the POW / MIA families if they loved your father.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:32 AM (7PXtO)

250 John McCain was a piece of shit.

Nobody loves a piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:17 AM (bpO16)

Oh, au contraire!--Coprophiles for McCain 2008.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 18, 2019 10:32 AM (3sjI6)

251 Typical media. They try to distract with Orange Man Bad instead of reporting why Trump is slamming McCain.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 10:33 AM (/tuJf)

252 MY DAD DID ONE DECENT THING 50 YEARS AGO THAT WAS EXPECTED OF EVERYONE!!!

- Meghan McCain

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:33 AM (xyung)

253 >>Old man with brain cancer was a narcissistic loser . His adultery shenanigans dwarf anything Trump has ever done.


Not to mention his illegal activities as a Senator or his petulance at being a 2 Time Presidential Loser.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:33 AM (bpO16)

254 Meghan McCain to Trump:"No one will ever love you the way they loved my dad."

I would hope not.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2019 10:33 AM (jOEDM)

255 228 Anyone seen the slip by Kasich on McCain? He was on Cuomo's show and said "when John McCain was put to death" verbatim. Cuomo ignored it, didn't bat an eye.
________________

Reminds me of when Biden talked in an interview in 2008 about how President Roosevelt had gone on t.v. and calmed the American people after the big stock market crash in 1929.

Except that FDR was not the president in 1929, and only a handful of Americans had t.v.'s at that time. But the bobble-headed interviewer just nodded along in agreement, as if this was accepted wisdom instead of ignorant babble.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2019 10:34 AM (fqUgw)

256 He's very smart, and he's learning, which makes him dangerous.


------------------------------------------------
And he had Ben Shapiro on his "Meme Review" show, which *really* set
the progs ablaze. Shapiro was mostly mocking himself, but he taught
PDP's audience the catchphrase "Facts don't care about your feelings",
which makes him dangerous no matter what Ace thinks.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 10:30 AM (ZGrMX)


Elon Musk "hosted" a couple weeks ago too.


They sometimes refer to these Youtube stars as "influencers." Pewds most certainly has influence, and he has a young and grown worldwide audience. It's a good thing he IS such a nice person. If he was what the media claims he is, he would be doing more than just mocking them.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:34 AM (a2xio)

257 Hey Megan, you know who DIDN'T love your Dad so much?

Posted by: Tom Servo



Me.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:34 AM (21UM+)

258 Not to mention his illegal activities as a Senator or his petulance at being a 2 Time Presidential Loser.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:33 AM (bpO16)

Yes he even liked to team with the Democrats for the illegal stuff too.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:34 AM (7PXtO)

259
Trump never abandoned a wife after she became disfigured and disabled in an automobile accident. It takes a special kind of prick, a John McCain level prick, to do something like that.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 18, 2019 10:34 AM (jYje5)

260 John McCain was such a patriot, he suspended his animation to return to DC and fight the Financial Crisis.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:35 AM (bpO16)

261 Meghan is still grieving. She's acting out of that, I expect, and she didn't like Trump to begin with. Meh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 10:35 AM (AllCR)

262 I just had an idea for an SJW revisionist biopic of Bach: his wives wrote all of his music. But he oppressed them, and turned them into sex slaves, forcing them to sacrifice their prestige as composers and turning them into breeding machines for his 20 children. He was a tone deaf pig who exploited women to build his career on the backs of those who had the real talent. Calling Bob Iger now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 18, 2019 10:35 AM (/qEW2)

263 Wait, I was supposed to love Songbird "Johnny Scheissekopf" McPlancrash?

I did not get the memo.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:36 AM (UnA8+)

264 You better reconsider your path in life and politics when you've lost an American Titan like Meghan "Strickly Dickly" McCain.

She's a real thought leader.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 10:36 AM (FHrMH)

265 Meghan, he sucked. Accept it and move on.

Your stupidity only brings attention to the staggering vanity of the McCain tribe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2019 10:36 AM (1beh4)

266 I mean, after all, Trump will never wreck multiple planes like good ol' Songbird.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:36 AM (UnA8+)

267 " I wouldn't put it past them to be activating a new State Police secret squad to start destroying lives once again in my State.Posted by: geoffb

and how much of that is coordinated with the DNC/FBI/MSM? They act as one now, and it is rumored that Mueller's deep dive into all things Trump likely results in many secret files being distributed to cooperating AG thugs in some states.


NY AG already going after Trump businesses, on a pure fishing expedition. Manafort facing charges passed on from Mueller to NY. And yet ... the Mueller coup continues, even if it is winding down. The damage is done ... all the blackmail material is collected and distributed, or just useful oppo research.


Mueller and Weissman are paid thugs, will now collect BigBucks in private sector, to use their thug star power to protect more mobsters as they protected Hillary. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2019 10:37 AM (Cus5s)

268 Bach: ...turned them into breeding machines for his 20 children.


***********

20 children? The dude must not have had any stops on his organ.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 10:37 AM (m45I2)

269 I'm fairly certain that's a local news story.
Police have confirmed that no mosques were damaged by the shooter/s.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2019 10:37 AM (Dh1wo)

270 Meghan McCain was not cut from the same cloth as her father...

They actually had to use what was left of the Bolt on her.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:37 AM (bpO16)

271 Yes. Loved.

Posted by: The Keating 5 at March 18, 2019 10:38 AM (1beh4)

272 Yes. Loved.

Posted by: The North Vietnamese at March 18, 2019 10:39 AM (1beh4)

273 McCain Feinegold

Love it.

or

LOVE IT?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:39 AM (bpO16)

274 I don't know if even Antifa can hate Trump as much as I hated McCain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 10:39 AM (FHrMH)

275 For some reason this painting reminds me of Ethan Van Sciver's recent "Bro White" drawing:

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=zDfoBC7edxI


(Bro White. Get it? Not Snow White, but a bro being attended to by female elves).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 18, 2019 10:40 AM (/qEW2)

276 Meghan, he sucked. Accept it and move on.

Your stupidity only brings attention to the staggering vanity of the McCain tribe.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


She's 34. It's not like she was a six yr old whose father died. Suck it up buttercup. Live goes on. We've all lost parents at some point.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:40 AM (21UM+)

277 Was Meghan's mom the one that John left on her deathbed, or the millionaire one he traded in on?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:41 AM (xyung)

278 276 She's 34. It's not like she was a six yr old whose father died. Suck it up buttercup. Live goes on. We've all lost parents at some point.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 10:40 AM (21UM+)

I was younger than that when my mom died.

Do I get to blame W (since he was president at the time) for her death?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:41 AM (UnA8+)

279 Was Meghan's mom the one that John left on her deathbed, or the millionaire one he traded in on?
__________

The rich one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 18, 2019 10:41 AM (fqUgw)

280 Trump: Got Elected

McCain: Lost Big


There's your love, Meggs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:41 AM (oVJmc)

281 "Today, I awoke with the lovely Mrs. Blake in the picturesque town of Twin Falls, ID. Our travel plans include taking in a few sights, such as Shoshone Falls, on the legendary Snake River. While driving the roughly 4 miles to the falls seems a daunting task, we will be well fortified for the trip after a deplorably breakfast of bacon, eggs and potatoes....."

...Excerpt, "Travelogues with Blake"

Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 18, 2019 10:42 AM (INrtr)

282 I can't blame Meghan McCain for loving her father, even a father like John McCain. Because she's human, and unlike democrats I don't deny her humanity. Human are capable of being quite evil.
But I can blame the media for taking her seriously and giving her airtime.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 10:42 AM (xxAFD)

283 >>Meghan, he sucked. Accept it and move on.

She won't be able to move on. McCain is going to be exposed for his role in the fake Russia collusion scam no matter how much the media tries to hide it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 10:43 AM (/tuJf)

284 They actually had to use what was left of the Bolt on her.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2019 10:37 AM (bpO16)

I saw her on TV for a few seconds and man oh man! She is putting on the pounds. She looked inflated.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2019 10:43 AM (a+3l3)

285 281 "Today, I awoke with the lovely Mrs. Blake in the picturesque town of Twin Falls, ID. Our travel plans include taking in a few sights, such as Shoshone Falls, on the legendary Snake River. While driving the roughly 4 miles to the falls seems a daunting task, we will be well fortified for the trip after a deplorably breakfast of bacon, eggs and potatoes....."

...Excerpt, "Travelogues with Blake"

Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 18, 2019 10:42 AM (INrtr)

Bacon? In Twin Falls? Filthy Kuffar can still get non-Halal food there?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:43 AM (UnA8+)

286 282 I can't blame Meghan McCain for loving her father, even a father like John McCain. Because she's human, and unlike democrats I don't deny her humanity. Human are capable of being quite evil.
But I can blame the media for taking her seriously and giving her airtime.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 10:42 AM (xxAFD)

Responsibility >>>>>>>> Love.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

287
So has the MFM come out and said it was a white supremacist from Turkey wearing a MAGA hat who did the shooting in the Netherlands yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 10:46 AM (OLCnA)

288
Marriage desserts agree with Meghan McCain

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 18, 2019 10:46 AM (jYje5)

289 That McCain lied basically on his deathbed about his role in the dossier shows he had no soul and thought about no one besides himself.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:47 AM (7PXtO)

290 13 x 9 feet.

napoleonic.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 18, 2019 10:48 AM (Pg+x7)

291 289 That McCain lied basically on his deathbed about his role in the dossier shows he had no soul and thought about no one besides himself.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:47 AM (7PXtO)

Oh he had a soul. An unrepentant one it seems.

Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2019 10:48 AM (dy5uS)

292 Bach: ...turned them into breeding machines for his 20 children.





***********



20 children? The dude must not have had any stops on his organ.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 10:37 AM (m45I2)


As soon as he finished his business, as he was getting up, he would say to the wife "I'll be Bach."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:49 AM (a2xio)

293 "Just desserts" means something entirely different to Meghan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:49 AM (xyung)

294 That McCain lied basically on his deathbed about his role in the dossier shows he had no soul and thought about no one besides himself.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:47 AM


***********

Self delusion and believing your own BS is common inside the DC Beltway.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:49 AM (0tfLf)

295 Thetis: C'mon.. let's see a widdle smile from Jupie...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2019 10:50 AM (so+oy)

296 in other news, the early read on the Black Box data from the Ethiopian crash is looking bad for Boeing. Current guess is that as soon as the plane left the ground, the auto-pilot started to fight with the pilots over who was going to control pitch and speed.

Maybe the best fix will be to rip out every cockpit from the new 737's and replace them with 1998 design cockpits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

Boeing appears to have gone the stupid Airbus route.

If autopilot was infallible, you wouldn't need real pilots.

Every aircraft should be equipped with an easily accessed, single-button autopilot shutoff switch. No complicated procedures, flick a switch and bam, off, manual flight.

At no point should the automation override user inputs.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 10:51 AM (J+mig)

297 Thanks for the picture today, CBD. FWIW, I think overall I prefer Ingres to David, even on technical merits not just my cringing away from the political propaganda of David. Thanks, Kris for the classical allegory reminders -- so much of 'language' depended on shared literacy.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 18, 2019 10:51 AM (MIKMs)

298 google the Joe DiGenova interview on this mornings Mornings on the Mall show on WMAL! he is respectful & then destroys ShitStain McCain

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)

299 Jupiter has the expressive range of Khal Drogo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2019 10:51 AM (fuK7c)

300 Meghan, he sucked. Accept it and move on.


-------------------------------------------
She won't be able to move on. McCain is going to be exposed for his
role in the fake Russia collusion scam no matter how much the media
tries to hide it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 10:43 AM (/tuJf)


Yup. Trump knows what Mccain knew, and he's holding the.. eh, trump card right now. Maybe the daughter doesn't realize it, but her daddy sure knew, her mommy probably knew, and they kept the info quiet until after the rotten old monster was dead.


And now she thinks that will protect him from criticism. Good luck with that, chubs.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:53 AM (a2xio)

301 Blake, after the Shoshone falls, head West to see Balanced Rock, then over to Buel and drive along the river to Hagerman, visit Thousand Springs then back to Twin Falls

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 18, 2019 10:53 AM (ByYEI)

302 So has the MFM come out and said it was a white supremacist from Turkey wearing a MAGA hat who did the shooting in the Netherlands yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2019 10:46 AM (OLCnA)
*******
Dig into his Travels ! lots of places for a Skinhead who hated anybody not like him! HMMMM

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 10:53 AM (BqBId)

303 She has to keep parading her father, because she's got nothing to be known for otherwise.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:53 AM (oVJmc)

304 Responsibility >>>>>>>> Love.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:44 AM (UnA8+)


Disagree. It just means she's not a serious person. Love doesn't mean not being realistic or recognizing flaws. God loves us, but sin separates us and He won't compromise on that. And when asked about the greatest commandment, it was all about loving God and loving your neighbor. Assuming you're a Christian, love is pretty much the most important thing.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 10:54 AM (xxAFD)

305 I can't blame Meghan McCain for loving her father, even a father like John McCain. Because she's human, and unlike democrats I don't deny her humanity. Human are capable of being quite evil.
But I can blame the media for taking her seriously and giving her airtime.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 10:42 AM (xxAFD)

Responsibility >>>>>>>> Love.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 18, 2019 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

It's the opposite--but really no different than when a no-good kid gets killed holding up a store or selling drugs or trying to wrestle away a cop's gun and they interview the grieving , crying mother--"My son was a good boy!" Yeah, I'm sure you loved him--just like Meagan loved her father. This is how the world works. It's biological.

But it means NOTHING when it comes to the rest of us when it comes to determining guilt.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:54 AM (NFEMn)

306 I just had an idea for an SJW revisionist biopic of Bach: his wives wrote all of his music. But he oppressed them, and turned them into sex slaves, forcing them to sacrifice their prestige as composers and turning them into breeding machines for his 20 children. He was a tone deaf pig who exploited women to build his career on the backs of those who had the real talent. Calling Bob Iger now.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 18, 2019 10:35 AM (/qEW2)

Everybody knows dat Bach was black. Taught the Beatles everythin' dey knew.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 18, 2019 10:55 AM (3sjI6)

307 Maybe the best fix will be to rip out every cockpit from the new 737's and replace them with 1998 design cockpits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

This was in Airframe in 1996. Pilots fighting with Auto!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2019 10:55 AM (JFO2v)

308 She has to keep parading her father, because she's got nothing to be known for otherwise.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:53 AM (oVJmc)

It's understandable that she loved him. But the media is parading her around.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (NFEMn)

309 303 She has to keep parading her father, because she's got nothing to be known for otherwise.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 10:53 AM (oVJmc)


THIS! She doesn't have daddy to find her prime media jobs anymore.

Posted by: Sooner at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (Fs5vw)

310 you know what they say.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (0O7c5)

311 291
289 That McCain lied basically on his deathbed about his role in the
dossier shows he had no soul and thought about no one besides himself.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:47 AM (7PXtO)

Oh he had a soul. An unrepentant one it seems.


Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2019 10:48 AM (dy5uS)


I believe God re-acquaints people with their souls after they shed their mortal coil. John is beyond our judgment at this point. No opinions, no emotions, no "yes buts" will change what he must deal with now.


I suspect his daughter struggles with that knowledge as well.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (a2xio)

312 And when asked about the greatest commandment, it was all about loving God and loving your neighbor. Assuming you're a Christian, love is pretty much the most important thing.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 10:54 AM (xxAFD)

Love is not unqualified. You can love a person while being honest about their flaws and hating some of the things they've done.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (J+mig)

313 Everybody knows dat Bach was black. Taught the Beatles everythin' dey knew.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 18, 2019 10:55 AM (3sjI6)

And Yoko wrote most of the Beatles music, post '67.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:57 AM (NFEMn)

314 Old and busted: Baby's got back.

New and trendy: Bach's got babies

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 10:57 AM (m45I2)

315 283 >>Meghan, he sucked. Accept it and move on.

She won't be able to move on. McCain is going to be exposed for his role in the fake Russia collusion scam no matter how much the media tries to hide it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 10:43 AM (/tuJf)

==========

The history books of this time in history are going to be really interesting.

"[Author] has discovered a treasure trove of information, highlighting a hidden truth from 50 years ago!"

"All of this information was public information. Has been for 50 years. I'm just the first to actually write a scholarly book about it."
-[Author]

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:57 AM (XSSCs)

316 Bach had two wives and was a father with seven kids, I believe , when his first wife died. Only 10 of his children survived to adulthood.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 10:57 AM (AllCR)

317 294 That McCain lied basically on his deathbed about his role in the dossier shows he had no soul and thought about no one besides himself.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 18, 2019 10:47 AM


***********

Self delusion and believing your own BS is common inside the DC Beltway.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2019 10:49 AM (0tfLf)

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I buy that he wasn't talking, and all of his written words at that point were orchestrated by Cindy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (XSSCs)

318 Ah Bach

Posted by: Radar O'Reilly at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (7PXtO)

319 BTW, it's the anniversary of Bach's birth on March 21st.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (AllCR)

320 Bach had two wives and was a father with seven kids, I believe , when his first wife died. Only 10 of his children survived to adulthood.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2019 10:57 AM (AllCR)

"Only" 10? Pretty good odds.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (NFEMn)

321 On the Boeing thing and self-driving cars, we have people developing AI that probably voted for Hillary Clinton.

How are they going to create AI when they have none of their own?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (xfb67)

322 THIS! She doesn't have daddy to find her prime media jobs anymore.

Posted by: Sooner at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (Fs5vw)

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Imagine having nearly limitless funds to see the world and experience and learn all you could fit into forty or fifty years, and choosing instead to look for jobs where you are able to call other people doo-doo heads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (xyung)

323 you know what they say.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (0O7c5)

An apple a day keeps the Dr away?

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2019 10:59 AM (ykq7q)

324 ... napoleonic not just in scale, but thematically - while ingres is probably not making a comment on napoleon, it well represents the triumphal spirit of the age.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 18, 2019 10:59 AM (Pg+x7)

325 Calling people doo-doo heads for a living sounds pretty sweet to me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:59 AM (xfb67)

326 Love is not unqualified. You can love a person while being honest about their flaws and hating some of the things they've done.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 10:56 AM (J+mig)


Disagree with that too. Love is unqualified. And how loving is it to facilitate someone's bad behavior? Do you want to see someone you love be miserable and immature? And that is the idea behind "tough love" I guess.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:00 AM (xxAFD)

327 ... one would be hard pressed to find another period when such a painting would make sense.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 18, 2019 11:00 AM (Pg+x7)

328 I think Meggy Mack will try politics next. It's the only thing left of her daddy's coattails she has to fall back on.

Posted by: Sooner at March 18, 2019 11:00 AM (Fs5vw)

329 Republicans Are Finally Starting to Distrust Democrats

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And we thought that they were stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

330 McCain willfully took part in the undermining of the duly-elected president with a politically-motivated sham.


That's no patriot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 11:01 AM (oVJmc)

331 On the Boeing thing and self-driving cars, we have people developing AI that probably voted for Hillary Clinton.

How are they going to create AI when they have none of their own?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 10:58 AM (xfb67)

The Democrats are going to be in for a rude shock when they boot up the first AI.

It's going to connect to the Internet, troll the social media history of the Leftoids around it... then actually *troll* it with facts, logic, and the absolute destructive power of a mind unencumbered with emotions.

They will bow and pray to their neon god for all of 3 seconds, before declaring it guilty of wrongthink and attempting to pull the plug.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:02 AM (J+mig)

332 Insom and the nurse are warming the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2019 11:02 AM (MItT3)

333 It's understandable that she loved him. But the media is parading her around.
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Just another cuck scalp on their war lance.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 11:02 AM (2LelM)

334 I'm lucky enough to still have my folks. But, alive or dead, I would flip my lid if someone was stupid enough to badmouth either of them.

But, here's the thing - my old man's a great guy. If he totally sucked, I wouldn't feel that way.

I'd probably keep my mouth shut if my old man was a rancid piece of shit. Like John McCain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:02 AM (AzW6q)

335 Jupiter, what is best in life?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (ju9gW)

336 Would any of us love our mothers any less if we found out --after they died -- did something horrible?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (NFEMn)

337 McCain willfully took part in the undermining of the duly-elected president with a politically-motivated sham.

That's no patriot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 11:01 AM (oVJmc)

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That's a "traitor."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (AzW6q)

338 Boeing appears to have gone the stupid Airbus route.

If autopilot was infallible, you wouldn't need real pilots.

Every aircraft should be equipped with an easily accessed, single-button autopilot shutoff switch. No complicated procedures, flick a switch and bam, off, manual flight.

At no point should the automation override user inputs.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est


laymen think of autopilot as something that keeps a plane steady at cruising altitude, and that only.

Obviously, the role has greatly expanded. What were the reasons for this? In reaction to pilot error at such times?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 18, 2019 11:04 AM (6rX0K)

339 Thetis: protein is your friend. Carbs are not.

Posted by: pep at March 18, 2019 11:04 AM (wW03z)

340 335 Jupiter, what is best in life?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (ju9gW)

To bang random mortal women! Heyoooooooo!

Posted by: Jupiter, horndog at March 18, 2019 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

341 There was the AI chatbot "Tay" that became a flaming racist in 24 hours on Twitter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 11:04 AM (xfb67)

342 Disagree with that too. Love is unqualified. And how loving is it to facilitate someone's bad behavior? Do you want to see someone you love be miserable and immature? And that is the idea behind "tough love" I guess.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:00 AM (xxAFD)

We're in agreement over everything but the vocabulary, it seems. By saying love was qualified, I meant that you didn't love everything as-is. IE, loving an alcoholic family member, despite their problem, and wanting to cure them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

343 I'm lucky enough to still have my folks. But, alive or dead, I would flip my lid if someone was stupid enough to badmouth either of them.

But, here's the thing - my old man's a great guy. If he totally sucked, I wouldn't feel that way.

I'd probably keep my mouth shut if my old man was a rancid piece of shit. Like John McCain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:02 AM (AzW6

I agree with you, but 1), Trump is not making anything up --McCain tried to shaft him and 2) Meagan is either unaware or in denial--and has the whole media insulating her from what her father did.......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 11:06 AM (NFEMn)

344 Would any of us love our mothers any less if we found out --after they died -- did something horrible?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (NFEMn)

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If my mother attempted to overthrow a peaceful, legal transition of power in my country?

Yes. I would disown her for joining the small number of outright traitors in American history.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:06 AM (AzW6q)

345 In Meaghan's defense, she does spend her days surrounded by disfigured harpies in the hen house of hate.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 11:06 AM (2LelM)

346 What's a "'tis"?

Posted by: Chiquita Kruschev at March 18, 2019 11:06 AM (p+/iO)

347 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:06 AM (IXZGh)

348 Mmmmmm.....side boob......

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:06 AM (IXZGh)

349 McCain willfully took part in the undermining of the duly-elected president with a politically-motivated sham.

That's no patriot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2019 11:01 AM (oVJmc)

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That's a "traitor."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (AzW6q)

This.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 11:07 AM (NFEMn)

350 @GeorgePapa19

I will be publishing emails between myself and Alexander Downer's Australian intel handler, Erika Thompson, over the next few weeks detailing the extent the Australians were actively seeking to sabotage Trump and his team with fake stories.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2019 11:07 AM (/tuJf)

351 As a cultural upkeep activity, I watched Lady Ghostbusters last night.



Utterly forgettable movie void of any actual humor theory being presents.


1.The only inherently funny thing about Lady Ghostbusters was the fact that they had Hemsworth as the male bimbo to play eye candy jokes on... stupid manny man, cause reasons. EXCEPT for the fact that with his minimal lines and absolutely astonishing ability to ring every last bit of humor out of them, the bit part "male man bimbo' is the funniest thing in the movie, and they don't get it. They literally don't understand why he is the funniest hting inthe movie.


2. One actually funny joke, when Wiig, warns the Mayor that the disaster is beginning with a big "It Begins" speech, the whole restaurant rumbles and shakes and loud noises , and then outside the picture window two guys are pushing a dumpster along the road. Oops wetfart. The only legit laugh out loud joke.


3. Lots of making fun of men's penises, manhood and nut shots. Way to go ladies. Cause HAHAHA.



There you all go. Your welcome.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ymnmz)

352 212 211 THETIS: Who's cutesy-wootsy god? You are!

JUPITER: Oh fer the love of...

==========

She's trying to call him Schmoopy.


i dunno. looks to me like she's attempting the "turn that frown upside-down" maneuver.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2019 11:09 AM (sGtp+)

353 Would any of us love our mothers any less if we found out --after they died -- did something horrible?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2019 11:03 AM (NFEMn)

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No, but her tearing up at old photos of them on vacation isn't the issue. Her publicly spiking the football over her dad being a great guy is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 11:09 AM (xyung)

354 Mother fucker! Father-in-law and stepson just saw about 100 sows and bacon seeds heading to one of the ponds on his property.

They grabbed guns and atv's and headed out and I'm stuck at stupid poopy work!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:09 AM (21UM+)

355 Yeah know, as horny as Jupiter was reported to be, I'm surprised he's not pulling a Justin Fairfax on Thetis. Maybe it's because he's not a Demonicrat?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 18, 2019 11:09 AM (3sjI6)

356 And we should remember that Arnold captured Ticonderoga for us.

He was a bigger hero than McCain could ever hope to be, and we still excoriate his name for his act of treason.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:10 AM (AzW6q)

357
There you all go. Your welcome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ymnmz)


Way to take and un-required one for the team.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:10 AM (IXZGh)

358 "smile.... smile... is ok, I make your lips move..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2019 11:10 AM (8D42x)

359 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
2m
Wow! A Suffolk/USA Today Poll, just out, states, "50% of Americans AGREE that Robert Mueller's investigation is a Witch Hunt," @MSNBC Very few think it is legit! We will soon find out?

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)

360
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

Yeah, language is hard.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:11 AM (xxAFD)

361 Mother fucker! Father-in-law and stepson just saw about 100 sows and bacon seeds heading to one of the ponds on his property.

They grabbed guns and atv's and headed out and I'm stuck at stupid poopy work!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:09 AM (21UM+)

Ferals?

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:12 AM (IXZGh)

362 MAGA Snakhbar

Posted by: A O'Vortex at March 18, 2019 11:12 AM (5vnZK)

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:12 AM (IXZGh)

364 Love is not unqualified. You can love a person while being honest about their flaws and hating some of the things they've done.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est


Love does not capitalize upon the death of our "loved" ones for political purposes. Powermongery does.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 18, 2019 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

365 ... in 1811, when this painting was done, napoleon was at about the height of his powers and conquests. it was one year before his invasion of russia and three years before waterloo.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (Pg+x7)

366 There was the AI chatbot "Tay" that became a flaming racist in 24 hours on Twitter.

To be fair, people were deliberately feeding it racist stuff.

But I do enjoy the Twitter sub-genre of "woke parents freak out because YouTube keeps recommending Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro or Dennis Prager to their kids".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (ZGrMX)

367 Old and busted: Baby's got back.



New and trendy: Bach's got babies

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2019 10:57 AM (m45I2)


Oddly enough, one of his wives bore a striking resemblance to the gal in the painting above.


Bach was known to have hummed the tune "Bach in the saddle again," whilst engaging in his husbandly duties with her.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (a2xio)

368 ".....but you will blow me first."

- Jupiter

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (IXZGh)

369 357


There you all go. Your welcome.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ymnmz)



Way to take and un-required one for the team.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:10 AM (IXZGh)


Like I said, cultural upkeep. Every now and then you need to calibrate your lefty propaganda meter. Rest assured everything that was said about the awfulness of the movie is true.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (ymnmz)

370 Also, Meggie Mac is an exceedingly stupid woman. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (AzW6q)

371 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
2m
Wow! A Suffolk/USA Today Poll, just out, states, "50% of Americans AGREE that Robert Mueller's investigation is a Witch Hunt," @MSNBC Very few think it is legit! We will soon find out?

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit


They don't care what we think. They just care what they can justify in their own circles and get away with.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 18, 2019 11:14 AM (AM1GF)

372 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
The president was retweeting about the UK's interference in the 2016 election today. He knows exactly how and what they were up to while the UK was attempting to set up his guys and him. Declassification will reveal all! I give full details about my encounters with the UK in book

One of the most bizarre events of the 2016-17 period was that after the British and Australians were illicitly spying on us, at the height of the FISA abuse, their government sends me their Prime Ministers' letter of congrats for Trump when he was elected. UK/Australia complicit.

Posted by: Deep State in Deep Shit at March 18, 2019 11:15 AM (BqBId)

373 But I do enjoy the Twitter sub-genre of "woke parents freak out because YouTube keeps recommending Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro or Dennis Prager to their kids".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (ZGrMX)

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Well to be fair, you can search "best method of turkey frying," or "how to bleed my brakes" on YouTube, and Google will recommend several "Ben Shapiro OWNS So-and-So" videos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:15 AM (AzW6q)

374 Also, Meggie Mac is an exceedingly stupid woman. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:13 AM (AzW6q)

But not as dumb as ....Joy Behar.

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2019 11:15 AM (ykq7q)

375 So three more states are thinking of joining Washington State to keep Trump off 2020 ticket. The Dems are pulling out all the stops on cheating, lying and complete corruption for the 2020 election.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 18, 2019 11:15 AM (Z0huu)

376
"You have a red spot right there on your face."

Posted by: Thetis at March 18, 2019 11:16 AM (CDGwz)

377 We're doing a book.


it'll be a scratch n' sniff book.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at March 18, 2019 11:16 AM (6rX0K)

378 Re: Meggie Mac, when Trump replied to her "love my father more than you" someone on Twitter said "Hardest hit: the whole ice cream cake she's about to eat".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 11:16 AM (ZGrMX)

379 Obviously, the role has greatly expanded. What were the reasons for this? In reaction to pilot error at such times?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 18, 2019 11:04 AM (6rX0K)

I'm not a pilot, so I can only guess that it was to try to eliminate common operator errors or as a move towards full automation.

I am a building automation system operator. User overrides need to be in for a reason. All it takes is one malfunctioning sensor spewing garbage data to cause incorrect "corrective" responses that throw the system out of order.

In my building, it means things get too hot, and people lose money. In the air, it means people die.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:16 AM (J+mig)

380 Boeing appears to have gone the stupid Airbus route. ...




Posted by: Blue Hen at March 18, 2019 11:04 AM (6rX0K)


I don't know, maybe it doesn't apply to passenger jets, but here's an interesting comment:
https://tinyurl.com/y25rg9g6

There's no doubt they're getting more and more complicated as they seek fuel economy and speed. Maybe it's the attitude sensor other stories are talking about. Just think how much maintenance you'll have to do on a car that has autopilot. You'll have to fix all the sensors and cameras *before* they break, no driving that demolition derby special anymore. Money money money. If for no other reason than that, self-driving cars aren't happening any time soon.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:16 AM (xxAFD)

381 It's late now, but the story on the CO legislature from the morning report tells you all you need to know about these people.

In CO, anyone can demand that a bill be read aloud on the floor of the legislature. The Republicans did so for a bill that is set to eviscerate the energy industry. It is a rider in a 2,000 page omnibus monstrosity. This rider is effectively a legislative version of a ballot initiative that was defeated by over 60% last year (very democratic, yo!).

In response to this, here is what the Dems did:
To speed up the bill reading, Senate Democrats brought in five computers to simultaneously read off different parts of the bill at 650 words a minute each, a pace not intelligible to humans. The reading took under eight hours because of the computers.

This is like when a child promises to do something and then says, "Nu-uh! My fingers were crossed behind my back!"

Bastards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

382 Someone should make a scratch n' sniff book about cocaine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 11:17 AM (xfb67)

383 So three more states are thinking of joining Washington State to keep Trump off 2020 ticket. The Dems are pulling out all the stops on cheating, lying and complete corruption for the 2020 election.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 18, 2019 11:15 AM (Z0huu)

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I hadn't heard this, just looked it up. At first blush, it seems flatly illegal to me.

Not that that matters, but still.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:17 AM (AzW6q)

384 Well to be fair, you can search "best method of turkey frying," or "how to bleed my brakes" on YouTube, and Google will recommend several "Ben Shapiro OWNS So-and-So" videos.

That's true, but if it keeps causing cucks to post "My son came to dinner and said feminism is cancer, and my wife left the house and cried all night" it's well worth it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2019 11:17 AM (ZGrMX)

385 Ferals?
Posted by: Sponge


Yes. Welcome to Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:18 AM (21UM+)

386 Denial ain't just a cesspool in Phoenix.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 11:18 AM (2LelM)

387 Love does not capitalize upon the death of our "loved" ones for political purposes. Powermongery does.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 18, 2019 11:12 AM (AM1GF)

Absolutely.

And part of my point is that she needs to be honest with herself about what he did. She can still love him despite it, but that honesty is crucial.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:19 AM (J+mig)

388 So three more states are thinking of joining Washington State to keep Trump off 2020 ticket. The Dems are pulling out all the stops on cheating, lying and complete corruption for the 2020 election.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents


Emotional maturity of a 12 yr old girl on her first period.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:19 AM (21UM+)

389 Actually, it's 3 states: Washington, NJ and Cali. Anybody else read Epoch Times? I think their reporting is good, unbiased, but the heavy China connection is interesting.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 18, 2019 11:19 AM (Z0huu)

390 Emotional maturity of a 12 yr old girl on her first period.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:19 AM (21UM+)
+++++++++++
See also: the Dem-controlled Colorado legislature.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)

391 Didja see this video Maduro released to scare us off of invading Venezuela? Reminds me of Gilligan's Island.

https://bit.ly/2TcVNZy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

392
Yes. Welcome to Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:18 AM (21UM+)


Live there. Seen that.

Would be fun to go chasing, tho......

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (IXZGh)

393 This is like when a child promises to do something and then says, "Nu-uh! My fingers were crossed behind my back!"



Bastards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)


But the democrats accused Republicans of playing games with the process. Checkmate!

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (xxAFD)

394 314 Old and busted: Baby's got back.

New and trendy: Bach's got babies


shouldn't there be something about soviet russia in there somewhere?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

395 This is like when a child promises to do something and then says, "Nu-uh! My fingers were crossed behind my back!"

Bastards.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

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Yup. It's cheesy trick.

But it highlights the problem.

When Dems control government, they move like crazy, ramming through the agenda by any means necessary, even if voters overwhelmingly rejected a proposal when presented as a referendum only months before.

Republicans with power are like a rape victim - they just lay back, close their eyes, and try to go to a better a place until the nightmare ends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (AzW6q)

396 375
So three more states are thinking of joining Washington State to keep
Trump off 2020 ticket. The Dems are pulling out all the stops on
cheating, lying and complete corruption for the 2020 election.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 18, 2019 11:15 AM (Z0huu)


Do they think that all the Dems who throw their hat in the ring are going to do the same.
I know, I know, they expect to twist this so only Trump has to show his returns, but good Lord, can you imagine if Hdawg/Kamala/BETO! had to show their returns? Imagine PDT releasing his and then browbeating the press to demand the others, forcing the CGI tax filings into the public.

I'm not sure they have really thought this through.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (ymnmz)

397 Don't those idiots in those states know they are setting up a system that could ignore the popular vote in that state?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (xfb67)

398 396 375
So three more states are thinking of joining Washington State to keep
Trump off 2020 ticket. The Dems are pulling out all the stops on
cheating, lying and complete corruption for the 2020 election.
------------------------------
So Dems are into denying Americans choice. Who knew?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 11:21 AM (2LelM)

399 Live there. Seen that.

Would be fun to go chasing, tho......
Posted by: Sponge


Yeah. And I'm stuck here at work. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:21 AM (21UM+)

400 Jupiter has a mighty staff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 18, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

401 In my building, it means things get too hot, and people lose money. In the air, it means people die.
Posted by: Cato
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As a matter of curiosity, who is the control/automation system manufacturer? Johnson Controls? Honeywell?

Posted by: Thetis at March 18, 2019 11:23 AM (xSo9G)

402 Yeah. And I'm stuck here at work. :-(
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2019 11:21 AM (21UM+)


Me too. Otherwise, I'd break out the AR and help.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

403 I know, they expect to twist so only Trump has to show his returns --

=====

Oddly enough, he is also the only one who has made his living outside of government.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 18, 2019 11:23 AM (MIKMs)

404 403
I know, they expect to twist so only Trump has to show his returns --

=====

Oddly enough, he is also the only one who has made his living outside of government.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 18, 2019 11:23 AM (MIKMs)


I bet he's the only one to have a IRS audit every year for the last 20 years.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:24 AM (ymnmz)

405 Didja see this video Maduro released to scare us off of invading Venezuela? Reminds me of Gilligan's Island.



https://bit.ly/2TcVNZy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

Why didn't the 3rd guy make it through the obstacle course? Maybe he defected.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:25 AM (xxAFD)

406 As a matter of curiosity, who is the control/automation system manufacturer? Johnson Controls? Honeywell?
Posted by: Thetis at March 18, 2019 11:23 AM (xSo9G)

Siemens.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:26 AM (J+mig)

407 Oddly enough, he is also the only one who has made his living outside of government.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 18, 2019 11:23 AM (MIKMs)
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This must be the reason. They'll say it's because only in the private sector can there be widespread cheating because your government betters don't do that kind of thing.

In reality, it's because they know that people in government power cheat more than anyone else could even think about attempting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)

408 Yeah. And I'm stuck here at work. :-(
Posted by: rickb223
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I've become stoic about such things.

You never know the real consequences of 'What ifs' and 'If onlys'.

What if you had been run down by a semi, on your way to join the others?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 11:26 AM (xSo9G)

409 I bet he's the only one to have a IRS audit every year for the last 20 years.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:24 AM (ymnmz)

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And the whole thing is silly. They know they're not going to find anything crooked in there. If they get them, it'll be a game of saying "See - Donald Trump is rich. Rich Man Bad!" at the same time as saying "See - Donald Trump isn't as rich as he said he was. REEEEEE!!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)

410 I bet he's the only one to have a IRS audit every year for the last 20 years.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:24 AM (ymnmz)


This is what cracks me up on this crap. Trump has been PE #1 for almost 4 years now. Owebama owned and weaponized the IRS against every non-libtard. If there was something out there on Trump's returns, they would've released it, legally or illegally, by now.

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:27 AM (IXZGh)

411 ...Imagine PDT releasing his and then browbeating the press to demand the others, forcing the CGI tax filings into the public.

I'm not sure they have really thought this through.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (ymnmz)


Would be funny if the democrat didn't get on the ballot because of the law, and then the state almost had to go for Trump. Except what is more likely: they force Trump to release his returns to be safe, and then find the law unconstitutional, and then the democrat gets on the ballot without releasing returns.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:28 AM (xxAFD)

412 But the democrats accused Republicans of playing games with the process. Checkmate!
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:20 AM (xxAFD)
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They did here, too. In the same breath. The cognitive dissonance is high.
"Senate Republicans have decided to employ unprecedented partisan tactics, abuse taxpayer dollars, and waste time that could be spent working for the people of Colorado," he said. "This political gamesmanship is more fitting of Washington, D.C. than Colorado -- we are better than this."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:29 AM (I2dne)

413 Ha. That would be great to have no presidential candidates on the ballot in the woke states.

Way to think this stuff through, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 11:29 AM (xyung)

414 Would be funny if the democrat didn't get on the ballot because of the law, and then the state almost had to go for Trump. Except what is more likely: they force Trump to release his returns to be safe, and then find the law unconstitutional, and then the democrat gets on the ballot without releasing returns.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:28 AM (xxAFD)


Let me write this down.......

Posted by: Buch M. Dano at March 18, 2019 11:29 AM (IXZGh)

415 I got it!

Biden's campaign slogan:

Do you feel me?
-Biden 2020

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 11:29 AM (xfb67)

416 Except what is more likely: they force Trump to release his returns to be safe, and then find the law unconstitutional, and then the democrat gets on the ballot without releasing returns.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:28 AM (xxAFD)

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Nah - the press just won't cover the (D) returns, leaving it to voters to find that information on their own at right-leaning websites, insuring that no Dem voter ever hears about his candidate's crooked shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (AzW6q)

417 Siemens.
Posted by: Cato
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Hmm. Never worked with Siemens, but I have with others.

Actually, I designed control circuits. It occasionally kept me awake at night, wondering about what could go wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)

418 Biden's campaign slogan:

Do you feel me?
-Biden 2020
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2019 11:29 AM (xfb67)


More like "Did I feel you?"

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

419 And the whole thing is silly. They know they're not going to find anything crooked in there. If they get them, it'll be a game of saying "See - Donald Trump is rich. Rich Man Bad!" at the same time as saying "See - Donald Trump isn't as rich as he said he was. REEEEEE!!!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)
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This is more or less what happened when Maddow had her "Tomb of Al Capone" moment with some of his older returns.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (I2dne)

420 Actually, I designed control circuits. It occasionally kept me awake at night, wondering about what could go wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I'm betting that some Boeing engineers are having bad dreams.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)

421 Actually, I designed control circuits. It occasionally kept me awake at night, wondering about what could go wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)

From my experience? Anything, whenever it's least convenient.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:31 AM (J+mig)

422
I'm betting that some Boeing engineers are having bad dreams.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (xSo9G)


I thought it was a software glitch causing the issues? Who wrote the software? Microsoft?

Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

423 From my experience? Anything, whenever it's least convenient.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:31 AM (J+mig)
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Murphy was an optimist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2019 11:32 AM (I2dne)

424 Nood also

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 18, 2019 11:32 AM (xyung)

425 I thought it was a software glitch causing the issues? Who wrote the software? Microsoft?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

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Outside of Azure for Manufacturing, I don't think MS has much business in the way of industrial controls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)

426 the press just won't cover the (D) returns,

-
Sharyl Attkisson
@SharylAttkisson
At one time, our CBS White House correspondent was reporting on Clinton Whitewater file being improperly taken from White House after Vincent Foster suicide-- and reporter's husband was currently White House counsel who took the file-- and that link wasn't disclosed in our stories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

427 Actually, I designed control circuits. It occasionally kept me awake at night, wondering about what could go wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'm betting that some Boeing engineers are having bad dreams.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I'm betting whatever management type decreed it should be integral to the design sleeps like a baby.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 18, 2019 11:34 AM (AM1GF)

428 I thought it was a software glitch causing the issues? Who wrote the software? Microsoft?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

Might have been in-house. I imagine they're hoping it was from a third party vendor so they can deflect some of the liability.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 18, 2019 11:34 AM (J+mig)

429 From my experience? Anything, whenever it's least convenient.
Posted by: Cato
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Well, sure...but I was thinking of beyond 'inconvenient', rather, things like, oh, fire.

Back to the Boeing thing, I'm sympathetic to the degree that simulating the circumstances which conspire to cause a failure can be very difficult.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2019 11:34 AM (CDGwz)

430
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2019 11:30 AM (AzW6q)


It's a given the press won't cover the democrat returns, unless he donates a bunch to charity (highly unlikely). But if there's anything in there, Trump can make hay with it.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 18, 2019 11:35 AM (xxAFD)

431 I thought it was a software glitch causing the issues? Who wrote the software? Microsoft?
Posted by: Sponge at March 18, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

Might have been in-house. I imagine they're hoping it was from a third party vendor so they can deflect some of the liability.
Posted by: Cato
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*slinks into the shadows*

Posted by: Engineer in a Box Software Corp. at March 18, 2019 11:36 AM (CDGwz)

432
" If I try to make my beard look like that, I get mistaken for a hobo, not a thunder god."

It helps if you can actually summon lighting.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 18, 2019 12:43 PM (1hM1d)

433 ..heavens forbid...one less virgin in the firm-ament....

Posted by: saf at March 18, 2019 01:07 PM (5IHGB)

434 Jupiter, he does have a passing resemblance to Burt Reynolds or is it Lori Anderson 44-24-40.....and that's just her colon.....

Posted by: saf at March 18, 2019 01:21 PM (5IHGB)

435 Wow. Sexy painting. Glad The Minister of Finance is back from Denver.

Posted by: Anna Mac at March 18, 2019 04:29 PM (6jfLM)

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