Hate Organization SPLC Fires Its Founder Morris Dees -- Possibly For Discriminating Against His Black Colleagues?
Update: Report That It's About Inappropriate Sexual Touching and Harassment

Update: The Montgomery Advertiser's suggestion that maybe this was about racial discrimination might be wrong.



But Dees says it's about... creative differences:



What were the odds?

Pretty high, actually.

Liberals don't like blacks that much. Witness Samantha Bee and her husband fighting so hard to keep disadvantaged kids from coming to their Little Darlings' school.

They only love the sense of superiority, of being The White Hero, they get from white-knighting for their favored perpetual racial damsels.

The Southern Poverty Law Center has fired Morris Dees, the nonprofit civil rights organization's co-founder and former chief litigator.

...

"As a civil rights organization, the SPLC is committed to ensuring that the conduct of our staff reflects the mission of the organization and the values we hope to instill in the world," Cohen said in the emailed statement. "When one of our own fails to meet those standards, no matter his or her role in the organization, we take it seriously and must take appropriate action."

"Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we're taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace practices, to ensure that our talented staff is working in the environment that they deserve – one in which all voices are heard and all staff members are respected."

...

Dees' biography appeared scrubbed from the SPLC's website as news broke of his termination on Thursday afternoon.

What's all this Stalinesque whitewashing mean? What do those references to "living up to our own values" and "treating our own members with respect" mean?

Well, the article explains that a 1994 Mongomery Advertiser series of articles about the Hate Organization found that Dees, despite posing as a crusader for blacks, actually... kinda hated blacks and didn't mind who knew it.

The [1994 Montgomery Advertiser] series also alleged discriminatory treatment of black employees within the advocacy group, despite its outward efforts to improve the treatment of minorities in the country. Staffers at the time "accused Morris Dees, the center’s driving force, of being a racist and black employees have 'felt threatened and banded together.'" The organization denied the accusations raised in the series.

Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM




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1 Red Alert

Posted by: A at March 14, 2019 04:55 PM (ZP1V9)

2 OMG who woulda thunk?

Posted by: Harevy at March 14, 2019 04:56 PM (0/dD4)

3 Shall i call the corgis...

Posted by: Lone Ranger at March 14, 2019 04:57 PM (9nxEV)

4 Don't get blisters, Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

5 Morris Dees is a direct-marketing genius.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 14, 2019 04:58 PM (m/Gc2)

6 spanking and a doctor ... is there a monkey involved?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 04:58 PM (Cus5s)

7 We're starting to fight back.

Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 04:58 PM (jdGlx)

8 News sites are going to have to start putting putting up viagra warnings.

Posted by: fb at March 14, 2019 04:58 PM (JVEmw)

9 He probably did nothing wrong but fuck him,he helps create this shit.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 04:59 PM (BXMxN)

10 The pathetic thing is that, as the article itself mentions, his hatred of blacks has been public info since at least 1994. All that's changed is that Dees is now 82 years old and obviously too decrepit to fight off a palace coup. And the coup has clearly come because that huge pot of money Dees has accumulated was way too tempting to be allowed to stay in the hands of a target as weak as that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

11 It's Not like Racism, Racism

Posted by: AOCD at March 14, 2019 04:59 PM (BqBId)

12 You'd need a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 14, 2019 05:00 PM (m/Gc2)

13 I'm so disappointed in Ben Sasse not coming to Morris Dees' defense.

Posted by: A NeverTrumper at March 14, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

14 I don't know, I guess some of these donors are getting what they paid for from these slimy leftists, but what a scam these orgs have become. Pick a political topic, start a tax exempt foundation, collect funds, send some tweets, send funds offshore. Party.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 05:00 PM (r+sAi)

15 We're starting to fight back.
Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 04:58 PM (jdGlx)

We ain't doing shit.

They're eating they're own.

Let's just stand by and watch.

Too many fucking intersections.

Posted by: golfman at March 14, 2019 05:00 PM (OE84+)

16 White liberal savior is actually racist?

Color me shocked.

And no I don't care if there's evidence or not. Marginalized people say it's true, then it's true.

Live by the intersectional sword, die by the intersectional sword.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 14, 2019 05:01 PM (9hauA)

17 Hmm maybe I should have read the article.Still,the left is known for this.Womanizers like Ted Kenedy and Bill Clinton given free passes mformer KKK grand wizards etcet.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

18 Trump should declare a national emergency and shut the SPLC down. For the children.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 05:01 PM (4e+hS)

19 Wow, how many Democrats are insane racists?? They police our actions to avoid any scrutiny of their own.

Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2019 05:01 PM (fPLS0)

20 "the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours."

No Ace. You need to see me after 4 hours! Priapism is no joke!

Posted by: Dr. V at March 14, 2019 05:01 PM (V/f/L)

21 commie front group fires perverted commie lead agitator. whatever. i'm sure the next in line will be a pillar of the community. every member of that group should be in fucking prison.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 05:02 PM (KP5rU)

22 I am somewhat suspicious of them claiming he was a racist as long as 25 years ago and yet suddenly they have to get rid of him right this red-hot minute.
Either he did something really egregious this time and it's CYA time for the SPLC , or else someone darker them him wanted his job.




Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:02 PM (gQhCV)

23 >>Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours.

Groan.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 14, 2019 05:02 PM (GBteo)

24 I've been disgusted by Dees for at least 30 years now, and nothing chaps me more than virtue signaling conservatives who say "Well, he did some good in the beginning but then he lost his way." NO! He was ALWAYS a grifter, one of the worst, and right at the start he figured out that there was a huge amount of money to be made by suckering in rich northern liberals and giving them a chance to "invest" in putting down those Evil Southern Redneck Racists. He was ALWAYS about the money, that's all he ever did!

And now he managed to accumulate so much of it that someone on the inside has decided it's time to give the crazy old man the heave-ho. He deserves it, certainly, but whoever takes over is going to be worse than he ever was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)

25
So the SPLC took out Morris Dees, one of their long time leaders.

I also remember that Stalin and Mao also took out some of their long time party leaders, when they started taking over as well.



The Leftists are nothing if not consistent.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:02 PM (sy5kK)

26 I know what a Dirty Sanchez is but what if there's a midget involved?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 05:03 PM (4e+hS)

27 SPLC.

$518 M in assets.

Grassroots and all.

Posted by: golfman at March 14, 2019 05:03 PM (OE84+)

28 Yeah, well, whaddya gonna do?

Posted by: Robspierre at March 14, 2019 05:04 PM (Hk+Y0)

29 19 Wow, how many Democrats are insane racists?? They police our actions to avoid any scrutiny of their own.
Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2019 05:01 PM (fPLS0)

It's because they're intellectual heirs to progressivism and eugenics, and are incredibly racist; so they assume everyone else is too.

Same phenomena at play with all the liberal dudes being caught up in the #metoo stuff.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 14, 2019 05:04 PM (GBteo)

30 Some voices shouldn't be heard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 14, 2019 05:04 PM (4ErVI)

31 >>>23 >>Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours.

Groan.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

They can't all be worth ripping off by Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

32 Bwa ha ha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

33 15 We're starting to fight back.
Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 04:58 PM (jdGlx)

We ain't doing shit.

They're eating they're own.

Let's just stand by and watch.

Too many fucking intersections.
Posted by: golfman at March 14, 2019 05:00 PM (OE84+)

They wouldn't have eaten their own in this way. Too damaging, IMO. All this is public info, but nobody was pushing it. The attack on Tucker got the ball rolling on the Media Matters goof (again, nothing hidden there but not pushed). I would bet this old news is being dredged up and fed to the SJW hate mob by someone outside the org.

Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 05:05 PM (jdGlx)

34

I kinda wish Ace wasn't so overt about his masturbatory habits.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (VO0ln)

35 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Dees also didn't like poor people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

36 Either he did something really egregious this time and it's CYA time for the SPLC , or else someone darker them him wanted his job.

I will guarantee you It's The Money. He was sitting on way too much money, and he was way too easy a target for someone in his own organization.

In the Left, just like all totalitarian states, the one sure guaranteed path to advancement is through Assassination. (in this case, that of Dees' memory and character) There is no doubt that it was Dees' "best friends" who decided to throw him down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

37 Dees' biography appeared scrubbed from the SPLC's website as news broke of his termination on Thursday afternoon.

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And just like that, *poof!* he is gone.

This is standard Party protocol.


Who is Morris Dees? What? Huh?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

38 Only 9 hours? Your edging game needs work, bro.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (oZ6kz)

39 Ain't there a lawsuit or two working their way through the courts agains the SPLC?
Mebbe they think they can thwart liability by ditching some "characters", not that it matters to Dees as he's become rather rich on the backs of the dearly beloved underclass he serves (by which I mean uses to advance his politics).

Now to get Mark Potok in some way. These guys are scum.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (z79tQ)

40 Who gets to fire the boss?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (bLhAC)

41 31 >>>23 >>Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours.

Groan.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

They can't all be worth ripping off by Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

He goes low, you go high ass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

42 i always liked morris day better anyway. fuck this poser.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 05:07 PM (KP5rU)

43 Oh Lord,

I know I have already failed my Lenten obligation by stealing a quarter out of a passed out hobo's hat, but if you can see your way to look past that, please, oh please compel Morris Dees to sue the SPLC, them sue him back -- with plenty of disclosure in between -- until each is penniless.

Thank you,
The guy who stole a quarter from a hobo.

Posted by: Judge Holden at March 14, 2019 05:07 PM (vup5T)

44 Not a good week for people in charge of slimy cocksucking liberal tax exempt sanctioned hate groups.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

45 -
--
I know what a Dirty Sanchez is but what if there's a midget involved?


Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 05:03 PM

-------------------

Billy Barty Party

Posted by: irright at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (RVcmP)

46 Ace,I don't usually suck up to the host, but thanks for pointing out--and putting into words-- what most people with a brain intuitively grasp--Liberals hate blacks and only want to wave their virtue flag and sense of moral superiority over other, lesser WHITE people. They will whiteknight all day long--so long as the Democrats--per LBJ--keep on voting for them.......

Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

47 >>>I kinda wish Ace wasn't so overt about his masturbatory habits.

More of a vocation than a habit, really.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

48 Let the scheudenbonering commence!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (438dO)

49 Hate Organization SPLC Fires Its Founder Morris Dees -- Apparently For Discriminating Against His Black Colleagues

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Were they darker skinned than him?

Serious question.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (xyung)

50 Ace,I don't usually suck up to the host, but thanks for pointing out--and putting into words-- what most people with a brain intuitively grasp--Liberals hate blacks and only want to wave their virtue flag and sense of moral superiority over other, lesser WHITE people. They will whiteknight all day long--so long as the Democrats--per LBJ--keep on voting for them.......
Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

I meant as long as the BLACKS keep voting Democrat.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

51 This story just gave me a massive and long lasting erection!


Wait. No it didn't. I don't even remember the last time I saw my dick.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (fuK7c)

52 So glad to see the world reminded of Samantha Bee's racism. Can't happen often enough for me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (LISuA)

53 They wouldn't have eaten their own in this way. Too damaging."

Not "too damaging" when you realize that control of over $500 MILLION worth of endowment money was at stake. That's a nice bit of change to put in your pocket when the only price is throwing one old man over the railing. Also, they're counting on the friend in the MSM to kill this story in a couple of days - and they're not wrong. $500 million buys a lot of help in that department, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

54 oh we oh we oh

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (/tuJf)

55 Either he did something really egregious this time and it's CYA time for the SPLC , or else someone darker them him wanted his job.

I'm right here, man.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (ZGrMX)

56
Who is Morris Dees? What? Huh?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

He was in The Time. Almost stole "Purple Rain."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (NFEMn)

57 So wait.. they are just now reacting to a 25 year old article?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (438dO)

58 10
The pathetic thing is that, as the article itself mentions, his hatred
of blacks has been public info since at least 1994. All that's changed
is that Dees is now 82 years old and obviously too decrepit to fight off
a palace coup.


And the coup has clearly come because that huge pot of
money Dees has accumulated was way too tempting to be allowed to stay
in the hands of a target as weak as that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

Oh, yeah, the money. The SPLC has received hundreds of millions from Democrat hate machines and #Nevers. They now reportedly have $121 million in fresh cash parked in offshore accounts, like drug dealers.


Someone else wanted to control that pile of money.

Bye-bye, old man!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (sy5kK)

59 search the internet for morris dees divorce scandal and what you will find will make this look like nothing much

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (2Pu29)

60 Know a pretty good guy, started his law firm with my friend - big liberal - always donating to some cause to put basketball hoops up in depressed neighborhoods - the running joke among his friends was that he'd die if those hoops were put up in his neighborhood.

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (32YRo)

61 Genius Update:

Shepliegh Smif while listing worthless RHINOs against OrangeManBad, on Farce Clips, stated Senator Murkowski - Arkansas


Then he played an explanatory clip of Slick Romney.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (ePWRo)

62 Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours.

Posted by: Ace

NINE hours?

Dude, lay off the Viagra.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (uATIG)

63 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

No doubt. His usefulness was up, one way or the other!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (gQhCV)

64
But he luvs him sum WhiBis, if ya know what I mean...

Posted by: M K Ultra at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (n2qRY)

65 Were they darker skinned than him?

Serious question."

Ha! Dees is as white as they come.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)

66 Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (NFEMn)
******

I Thought he was a DJ who did Disco Duck ?

Posted by: AOCD at March 14, 2019 05:11 PM (BqBId)

67 Wait a minute, does cul de sac mean ass of sack?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)

68

Wasn't there a TV movie made praising Dees?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 05:11 PM (aKsyK)

69 >>More of a vocation than a habit, really.


Use Your Nut Hut -

It's why we bought it for you!

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:11 PM (BKUjK)

70 Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the
thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I
get done doing it in nine hours.


For a prosthetic? After you've worn it down to a nub?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

71 29>>>

They don't just assume.

They actively encourage non-whites to act poorly in order to engineer that backlash.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 05:12 PM (1sUXk)

72 Ace,I don't usually suck up to the host, but thanks for pointing out--and putting into words-- what most people with a brain intuitively grasp--Liberals hate blacks and only want to wave their virtue flag and sense of moral superiority over other, lesser WHITE people. They will whiteknight all day long--so long as the Democrats--per LBJ--keep on voting for them.......
Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

I meant as long as the BLACKS keep voting Democrat.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

I work with some of these field slaves. They will.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 05:12 PM (uATIG)

73 Shepliegh was the least popular Smurf


Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:12 PM (BKUjK)

74 Thanks to Dr. Spank. Which is ironic, because the second word is the thing I'm doing now, and the first word is the guy I gotta go see when I get done doing it in nine hours.

Posted by: Ace

NINE hours?

Dude, lay off the Viagra.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (uATIG)

If he alternates hands is that like a threesome?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:12 PM (JgA4k)

75 Hate Organization SPLC Fires Its Founder Morris Dees -- Apparently For Discriminating Against His Black Colleagues

I thought Morris Dees was the guy with the squirrely mustache that Prince started with The Time (or The Tyme or The Thyme or whatever it was) in Purple Rain?

If he were Spanish his name would be Morris Dees Nuts - Mo Deez Nutz!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:12 PM (EQkWU)

76 >>For a prosthetic? After you've worn it down to a nub?


I think you mean 'Yub'.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:13 PM (BKUjK)

77 Someone else wanted to control that pile of money.

Bye-bye, old man!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (sy5kK)

--------------------------

Guaranteed that grifter Dees has $3-$400+ million he has skimmed over the years waiting for him in a Caribbean bank somewhere.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 05:13 PM (ffYR/)

78 Odds that the grifters shitcanning Dees will grift less than him: Zero.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 14, 2019 05:13 PM (hjaPQ)

79 I'm surprised they fired him over it.

Posted by: Someguy at March 14, 2019 05:13 PM (hJHKc)

80 Shepliegh Smif while listing worthless RHINOs against OrangeManBad, on Farce Clips, stated Senator Murkowski - Arkansas



Da Fuk's that verbal vomit even mean?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 14, 2019 05:13 PM (z79tQ)

81 >>More of a vocation than a habit, really.


I think I understand the Dehydration Issues.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (BKUjK)

82 Not "too damaging" when you realize that control of over $500 MILLION worth of endowment money was at stake. That's a nice bit of change to put in your pocket when the only price is throwing one old man over the railing. Also, they're counting on the friend in the MSM to kill this story in a couple of days - and they're not wrong. $500 million buys a lot of help in that department, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

You would think they could have leveraged him out, especially at his age, short of opening the SJW can of worms. Huge payoff.. or else nada.

Once the SJW beast is released it can't be controlled. SPLC is a house of cards. The MSM will cover for it but they are cowards in the face of the pink hairs and it doesn't take much of a breeze for it to collapse. That money could en up having all sorts of unwanted attention paid to it now.

Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (jdGlx)

83 Mo Deez Nutz!!
===
would be his name if he were a defensive lineman for the crimson tide.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (2Pu29)

84 Does his name now get added to SPLC's hate lists?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (JcXHH)

85 Buddy of mine worked security at their joint here in the MTG about 25 years ago. Dude said the place was built like a fortress because of the security issues they had.

Makes me wonder sometimes what was really up with that joint.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (AM1GF)

86 I'm really looking forward to the demise of boomer lefty white women.

Taking the metro back into Virginia today and these two FILTHY 20-somethings get on. Creepy drug addict guy starts peering under the seats. Barber cut 70+ typical lefty woman asks Filthy guy if she can help him. He's apparently looking for a power outlet, which he says are on the old trains. Old hippie lefty bitch, gets up to give him her seat so he can plug up. Goes to the other end of the train to get his girlfriend who is carrying shit in a hefty bag.. Old lady chats and praise these derelicts like they're the forefront of the revolution. The whole thing was disgusting, but mostly the libtard aged boomer crone kissing up to the filthy hippies.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (nRWPy)

87 "Rights"?

I really don't like it when people use words they don't understand.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (vDqXW)

88 Leftover: into the WH can continue to be snubbed, or actively undermined, by the GOP. With impunity.

It's nice of them to resign so early in the cycle. Leaves plenty of recruitment time.

Hey if they're going to spew horseshit we might as well look for a pony.

Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 05:14 PM (FhXTo)

89 >>>76 >>For a prosthetic? After you've worn it down to a nub?


i'll bring my shoes and my nub

Posted by: Saul Rosenberg, Fireworks Survivor at March 14, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

90 I'm surprised they fired him over it.

Posted by: Someguy


Only took, what, 25 years to get around to it?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 05:15 PM (AM1GF)

91 Wasn't there a TV movie made praising Dees? "

I wouldn't doubt it; and if there was, I'd lay good odds that Dees used "contributions" to his center to finance it himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)

92 The [1994 Montgomery Advertiser] series also alleged discriminatory treatment of black employees within the advocacy group, despite its outward efforts to improve the treatment of minorities in the country.

It took them 25 years to figure out whatever it was they figured out ... finally?

Well, considering the people staffing the racketeering org that's probably par for the course. They aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:15 PM (EQkWU)

93 Ace, you're a beast!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

94 Reminds me of an old joke:
At what age did you stop masturbating?
What time is it?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 05:15 PM (r+sAi)

95 The whole thing was disgusting, but mostly the libtard aged boomer crone kissing up to the filthy hippies.

Posted by: dagny
=======
50+ years ago, she was them.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (6ShNP)

96 Damn Jew bastard !!!

Posted by: Hillary at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (bLhAC)

97 Is Ace trying to make the Guinness book of world records?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (JgA4k)

98 Wasn't the SPLC getting viciously sued by all manner of people they maligned?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

99 47
>>>I kinda wish Ace wasn't so overt about his masturbatory habits.



More of a vocation than a habit, really.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)


You get PAID for that?
OK, I'm officially impressed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)

100 if a few hundred million is a lot of leftist terror money, just think what Media Matters and the others can do with the Soros $18B, and a few other billionaires tossing money to the PAC arsonists.


And that doesn't count the foreign money pouring in to buy off our government "elite" (evidenced by Clinton Foundation, but so much more).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (Cus5s)

101

Line of Fire: The Morris Dees Story (1991)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102311/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (aKsyK)

102 The whole thing was disgusting, but mostly the libtard aged boomer crone kissing up to the filthy hippies.
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What were they talking about?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (JcXHH)

103
Anyone here ever donate sperms?
You know, for $$.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (VO0ln)

104 You get PAID for that?
OK, I'm officially impressed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)


ace is a cam girl to make ends meet.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (EQkWU)

105 The last three paragraphs of that Montgomery Advertiser article are typical of media coverage of the SPLC. No mention that they are despised on the Right for leading the charge to make political disagreement = hate, or the fact that their Hate Watch list directly instigated a shooting at the Family Research Council.

Posted by: motionview at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (pYQR/)

106 98 Wasn't the SPLC getting viciously sued by all manner of people they maligned?
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I think there are several lawsuits active against them right now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (hjaPQ)

107 So an article from 25 years ago did him in?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc)

108 More of a vocation than a habit, really.
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If you are being honest, its more like you are training for the Olympics.

Posted by: I'm not judging I'm just saying you've worn off your own fingerprints at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (6r2Z/)

109 Tough break for ace. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

Bastard was jerkin' off 10 times a day.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (oZ6kz)

110
You gotta respect a man who takes his socks off in front of his wife and lover and asks them to make a decision.

In my case they both would have fled from the room, fingers over nose.

After a lengthy conversation, during which Morris had taken his socks off, he announced, "Alright, I'll tell you girls my answer when I get my socks on." After taking an inordinate amount of time putting his socks on, he got up, walked around behind them, put an arm on each girl, and ceremoniously stated, "I tell you this day, July 3, 1978, I, Morris Dees, can't live without either one of you."

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (jYje5)

111 You get PAID for that?
OK, I'm officially impressed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)


Pffffft! We not only get paid for it, but after doing it long enough, get a hell of a pension.

Posted by: Government workers at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (z79tQ)

112 It's neither a civil rights organization or a hate organization.

It's a black-listing organization. It creates the black list that people like my idiot Attorney General can ban and prosecute off of.

It's like saying that if there had been a extra-governmental watchdog of "Unamerican Activities" that HUAC would have been just A-OK blacklisting movie writers.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (vDqXW)

113 Something tells me Richard Cohen will be worse than Mo Dees (Nutz), if possible.

Posted by: Fearless Prognosticator at March 14, 2019 05:19 PM (Zx6uT)

114 Aspirational Masturbationists.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 05:19 PM (1sUXk)

115 This just sounds like a coup from within. Someone wanted the old fraud out and a new fraud brought in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

116 I'm just glad nothing happened to the head of the Northern Prosperity Chaos Center.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

117 Ripped off by Jonah Goldberg.

I enjoyed that one.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 05:20 PM (jUVms)

118

So wait.. they are just now reacting to a 25 year old article?

Progs are just a bit...slow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 14, 2019 05:20 PM (HaL55)

119 "insure all voices are heard".

Oh my. That's a good one. Any org that spouts that phrase has no intention of listening to oh, I don't know, maybe 60% of the populace.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2019 05:20 PM (Y4EXg)

120 They hate anyone who can't further their career/status. It's not just minorities or any one protected group. They use their virtue-signaling to fool themselves into believing what they do it relevant. Irrelevancy if a death sentence.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 14, 2019 05:20 PM (NjJUT)

121 Free Range Sperm Enthusiasts

Posted by: irright at March 14, 2019 05:20 PM (RVcmP)

122 Maybe Ace is aspiring to a role in the next Avengers movie. He'll be Thor.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:20 PM (JgA4k)

123 I think there are several lawsuits active against them right now.

I hope they get sued into oblivion.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (dUJdY)

124 Anyone here ever donate sperms?
You know, for $$.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 05:17 PM (VO0ln)

Yeah, costs me 2500 a pop, but at least she goes away afterward

Posted by: Winning! at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (z79tQ)

125 >>>93 Ace, you're a beast!
Posted by: Jewells45

it's just a bonerpower kind of day in the news.

can't wait to hear what george papadopolous has to say.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

126 It's neither a civil rights organization or a hate organization.

It's a black-listing organization. It creates the black list that people like my idiot Attorney General can ban and prosecute off of.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 05:18 PM (vDqXW)


You have to give them credit. People love lists. They don't even care what the lists are for or if they make sense or anything. People just love lists ranking things. It's an odd human thing ... like susceptibility to hypnosis.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (EQkWU)

127 Once the SJW beast is released it can't be controlled. SPLC is a house of cards. The MSM will cover for it but they are cowards in the face of the pink hairs and it doesn't take much of a breeze for it to collapse. That money could en up having all sorts of unwanted attention paid to it now."

It could - but I'll make you a bet. I'll bet you that after a couple of brief mentions, within 24 hours *every* MSM outlet, *every* lefty site online, and twitter and facebook (but I repeat myself) go into a complete boycott of this story, and within a week no one will even be allowed to remember that some guy named Morris Dees ever existed.

You should look up, if you haven't, how the left treats the Greenpeace Co-founder who's still a big lefty, but who says that the Global Warming movement is a huge fraud and a complete perversion of everything he and the other founders ever wanted to do. Spoilers - the Left now hates him even more than they hate us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)

128 Liberals don't like blacks that much.

Pets can be a lot of work, and that's even when they behave.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (Zo1XC)

129 I bow to your superior self-satisfaction skills. And you ain't even married.


You got game.

Posted by: Power at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (nAjD1)

130 I hope they get sued into multiple blivions. They deserve it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

131 If you are being honest, its more like you are training for the Olympics.

Posted

"You can't perform at the Olympics if you're blind!" - Aces Mom

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)

132 Dees' Michael Jackson impersonations in the workplace were all fun and games until donned the blackface.

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2019 05:22 PM (LuPts)

133
♫ You gotta spank the monkey ♫

Posted by: Misheard Song Lyrics at March 14, 2019 05:22 PM (jYje5)

134 >>If you are being honest, its more like you are training for the Olympics.


Ace holds the Enoran Record in the 1000M Hairy palms

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:22 PM (BKUjK)

135 Harvey is still waiting to get paid for his many donations to the Ficus Clinic.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

136 meds can cause that problem tho at low doses Zoloft causes the outcum to be terrific

Posted by: learntocode at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (JkygK)

137 Please don't tell this ass-hat to #LearnToCode.

Seriously.

Because I'm a coder and I already have to deal with some major league idiocy in the industry from people who shouldn't be coding.

And you know who shouldn't be coding?

Former journalists, lawyers, and out of work actors.

No.

No coding for you.

Posted by: Naqamel at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (ZOogM)

138
"You can't perform at the Olympics if you're blind!" - Aces Mom
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This is a very special Olympics, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: I'm not judging I'm just saying you've worn off your own fingerprints at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (6r2Z/)

139 I was dating a girl, briefly, who was talking longingly about her piece of shit boyfriend. He'd 'borrow' money from her, cheated on her, smoked her dope...

And he apparently could fuck her five times before breakfast.

I knew I was out of my league.

Props to Ace on his masturbation prowess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

140 Were they darker skinned than him?

Serious question.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


The Irish are darker than Morris Dees.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (LHT0w)

141 I remember watching a British called, IIRC, Can I Do It Until I Need Glasses?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (JgA4k)

142 So wait.. they are just now reacting to a 25 year old article?

Progs are just a bit...slow.


FBI must have just found it for them.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (Zo1XC)

143 Bofa Dees

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (5aX2M)

144 Top U.S. General visits San Francisco and lets Google have it right between the eyes: Google won't work with us, but they eagerly work to enefit the Chinese military.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4yp2agn

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (LISuA)

145 >>can't wait to hear what george papadopolous has to say.

And Steele and Kramer.

You may need a nap.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2019 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

146 it's just a bonerpower kind of day in the news.

Okay.. but you know.. pace yourself a little okay?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

147 >>And he apparently could fuck her five times before breakfast.


A real man fucks them 7 times and then takes them to Brunch.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:24 PM (BKUjK)

148 Dees is 82. He's laughing all the way to his offshore banking account.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 05:24 PM (bLhAC)

149 If you are being honest, its more like you are training for the Olympics.

Posted

"You can't perform at the Olympics if you're blind!" - Aces Mom
Posted by: Boswell


Special Olympics, Mom! Special Olympics!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (LHT0w)

150 see update -- the firing may be about sexual assault and harassment

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

151 "You can't perform at the Olympics if you're blind!" - Aces Mom

He'll be the only guy who can hold onto the horizontal bar with one arm.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (Zo1XC)

152 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NINE HOURS IS, YOU KNOW. A LONG TIME

Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (9HuGt)

153 New Avengers: Endgame trailer is Marvel's best trailer ever made:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcMBFSGVi1c

Just released today.

Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (q177U)

154 Dees was accused in a divorce proceeding of attempting "to molest his 18-year-old step-daughter with a sex toy."
Apparently what triggered Dees' dismissal today were sexual harassment accusations.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)

155 Wait a minute, does cul de sac mean ass of sack?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:11

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Sort of. It means "bottom of the bag" but the connotation is ass-end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (5aX2M)

156 Liberals don't like blacks that much.

Leftists just get cranky when blacks don't bow to them and thank the white leftists for saving them from themselves and giving their lives some sort of meaning in the utterly meaningless world of the godless left. Leftists want to be acknowledged by blacks for being their saviors and the people blacks depend on for pretty much everything. A little groveling and profuse thanking. That's all the left is looking for from blacks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (EQkWU)

157 BetoBetoBeto Ha Ha Buck

Posted by: Twiki at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (UdKB7)

158 Socialist Phony Listing Center.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (vDqXW)

159
Here's the new "Avengers: Endgame" trailer:

Very well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=TcMBFSGVi1c

Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (CRRq9)

160 Ace has forearms like Popeye.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (JgA4k)

161 @KurtSchlichter 6m

The whole Ahoy Division is in full effect, as we rock out to "Trump Will Tear Us Apart."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (Hk+Y0)

162 And here all this time ... when Morris Dees would do that song break and comb his hair while the other dude held the mirror - I liked that shit.

Posted by: Power at March 14, 2019 05:27 PM (nAjD1)

163 Dees was accused in a divorce proceeding of attempting "to molest his 18-year-old step-daughter with a sex toy."
Apparently what triggered Dees' dismissal today were sexual harassment accusations.
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told you. If you google up Morris Dees Divorce scandal, a lot more I'm just saying - yuck.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 05:27 PM (6r2Z/)

164
I'm not sure I want to live in a country were an 82 year old man is accused of sexual harassment and anyone believes he has the ability to carry that off.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 05:27 PM (jYje5)

165 Why would somebody who hates black people start an organization to fight for black civil rights? It's not like there's any money in it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 14, 2019 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

166 Dees is 82.

With a bunch of money somewhere.

So....he doesn't care.

His scam worked.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2019 05:27 PM (CRRq9)

167 Sex toy abuse link : https://bigleaguepolitics.com/?p=16983

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 05:27 PM (4e+hS)

168 Wait isn't Dees one of those evil you know whats?

Posted by: freaked at March 14, 2019 05:28 PM (UdKB7)

169 160
Ace has forearms like Popeye.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:26 PM (JgA4k)

And is hung like a thumbtack due to erosion and evaporation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:28 PM (t6MX/)

170 No female wants to be fucked 5 times before breakfast. Do it right the first time, for gawds sake.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:28 PM (gQhCV)

171 Special Olympics, Mom! Special Olympics!

Posted by: rickb223

"Find a good girl, not five finger Hannah, Dear!" - Ace's Mom

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 05:28 PM (32YRo)

172 see update -- the firing may be about sexual assault and harassment
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

Octogenarians get very handsy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 05:28 PM (bLhAC)

173 You should look up, if you haven't, how the left treats the Greenpeace Co-founder who's still a big lefty, but who says that the Global Warming movement is a huge fraud and a complete perversion of everything he and the other founders ever wanted to do. Spoilers - the Left now hates him even more than they hate us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:21 PM (Kpl3J)

We'll see. The Greenpeace guy isn't racist or sexist. Me Too nuked just about anything in its path. SPLC gets a lot of cash from Hollywood, and if it becomes an "other" so to speak, it's over. It's not private money, at least technically, so they still have to operate with salaries and benefit packages.

Unless Dees was just too much of a stubborn blockhead they would have found any other way to make him go with a big enough severance pacakage and the threat of nothing if he said no. Hell, it's not like he's going to be around forever. IMO

Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 05:29 PM (jdGlx)

174 And the coup has clearly come because that huge pot of money Dees has accumulated was way too tempting to be allowed to stay in the hands of a target as weak as that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

Absolutely.

Posted by: MiklosPM at March 14, 2019 05:29 PM (zCyNd)

175 rage repoasting from the last dead thread (sorry, we know hate-filled liberals have to much hate to just focus it on evil white christian americans):

So, to summarize, Trump got rolled with the MS-13 enabling act he signed without reading, without meeting with his angel-family supporters because he lazily assumed he'd just be going national emergency route, so why bother vetoing the thing...continuing his sucessful shutdown against pelosi's amnesty push.

Instead...he signs it, declares a national emergency and the same fuckers in Congress decide to try to override his nat security powers. Recall, these assholes did NOTHING to stop Obama.

Ryan let obama keep spending stupid money (his stash). Nothing to stop nuclearizing Iran.


NOTHING to stop Obama's executive Amensty.

FUCKERS!

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 05:29 PM (9AcAx)

176 Now that I think, we're about to have a mayoral election here in Montgomery (where the SPLC is headquartered), and we have several strong candidates to be the first AA mayor of the town. (Our current mayor, Todd Strange, brother to Luther, isn't running again.) I'm wondering if there's not a push overall to turn over leadership in key organizations to that demographic.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 05:29 PM (AM1GF)

177 Bob Dole says ... if you have an erection lasting nine hours, I want that pill !!!

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 14, 2019 05:29 PM (nAjD1)

178 Wait isn't Dees one of those evil you know whats?
Posted by: freaked


Crackers?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:30 PM (LHT0w)

179 Honey I've fucked 5 time FOR breakfast.

Posted by: Laidy Madonna at March 14, 2019 05:30 PM (UdKB7)

180 No female wants to be fucked 5 times before breakfast. Do it right the first time, for gawds sake.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

181 172 see update -- the firing may be about sexual assault and harassment
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

---

nothing creepier than a white knight, girl-power liberal "male"

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 05:30 PM (9AcAx)

182 Based on the number of typos in my last comment, it's obvious that the steroid rebound is affecting my thinking. Have a good night.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 14, 2019 05:30 PM (NjJUT)

183 Oh now I can believe sexual harassment, because he's a perv from way back, and at 82, probably eats Viagra like Skittles.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:31 PM (gQhCV)

184 In fairness, I imagine that given the heightened sensitivity engendered by outfits such as SPLC that if you look at someone cross-eyed there they'll squawk about racism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 05:31 PM (9OkQ7)

185 >>>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NINE HOURS IS, YOU KNOW. A LONG TIME
Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (9HuGt)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AN AUTIST LIKE BEN WOULD NEVER SAY YOU KNOW

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 14, 2019 05:31 PM (q177U)

186 No female wants to be fucked 5 times before breakfast. Do it right the first time, for gawds sake.

Once each?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

187 So Dees hates African Americans and likes to molest step kids and women. I hope the SPLC has deep pockets.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 05:32 PM (4e+hS)

188 Re: the update, Josh Moon's about the best investigative reporter type we have left in these parts. I'm willing to bet he's right.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 05:32 PM (AM1GF)

189 Seriously.



Because I'm a coder and I already have to deal with some major
league idiocy in the industry from people who shouldn't be coding.



And you know who shouldn't be coding?



Former journalists, lawyers, and out of work actors.



No.



No coding for you.

Posted by: Naqamel
------
Word. I'm having to deal with sculpture grads and other losers that our firm has reached out to and hired in the name of "inclusion". They can't even get to work on time and, when they do show up, spend the day on the phone setting up the next "Girls who code" and "Alternate pipeline" sessions instead of doing their damn job.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2019 05:32 PM (Y4EXg)

190

MFM coverage of this will be zero

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (OLCnA)

191 "Crackers?"

You said it not me.

Posted by: freaked at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (UdKB7)

192 Ace's refractory period is used as a substitute for cesium when calibrating the atomic clock.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (oZ6kz)

193 Couldn't have happened to a more deserving organization...

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (32YRo)

194 >>No female wants to be fucked 5 times before breakfast. Do it right the first time, for gawds sake.


Fact Check : FALSE

Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (BKUjK)

195 I've been hoping since early '18 that Trump would get the fuckin' memo, and just declare electoral war against the Republicans. His voters will follow him. Maybe he's finally going to figure this out after having to use his veto power against his "own" party in the Senate.

A guy can dream.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (5aX2M)

196 -
--
New Avengers: Endgame trailer

-------------------

If only it were the endgame, as in no more.

Posted by: irright at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (RVcmP)

197 172 see update -- the firing may be about sexual assault and harassment
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)


Well, then that's it.

Posted by: Keith at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (jdGlx)

198 115
"This just sounds like a coup from within. Someone wanted the old fraud out and a new fraud brought in."

Morris Dees: Out.

Morris Dos: In.

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (Pp8LH)

199 does Dees look like the old man on Laugh-In? old men have nothing to lose, harassment becomes a past time for some ... sexual or in the Soros case, harassing/overthrowing governments.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 05:34 PM (Cus5s)

200 SGAmmo
1000 rounds of 115 gr 9mm
$159 +16 shipping.

Scorching deal, buy some

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

201 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FIVE TIMES IS A LOT OF TIMES TO BE FUCKED

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 14, 2019 05:34 PM (q177U)

202 I never understood black loyalty to the Democrat Party. They were the party of slavery, Jim Crow and were against the Civil Rights Act. Then when some of them finally come around, all of a sudden people like that ponce, Bobby Kennedy are their hero's and the enlightened ones. Meanwhile Republicans didn't support any of those polices, were the party of Lincoln and championed the Civil Rights Act. Why would anyone believe democrats were genuine in their actions?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 05:34 PM (QYmDA)

203 This is good for a snort.
https://tinyurl.com/y3ad7ng9

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 05:34 PM (r+sAi)

204 >>Ace's refractory period is used as a substitute for cesium when calibrating the atomic clock.


That's funny. Because, much like Mogwai you want to keep Cesium away from moisture.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:35 PM (BKUjK)

205 It could be both harassment and racism if he only grooed white employees...

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 05:35 PM (BXMxN)

206
Oh now I can believe sexual harassment, because he's a perv from way back, and at 82, probably eats Viagra like Skittles.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:31 PM


I'm a sciencey science kinda guy and I can tell ya, while the blue pill does improve blood flow it comes at a huge cost... heart rate. His heart woulda sounded like 'Wall of Voodoo' playing 'Mexican Radio' at 78 rpm if he got anywhere near a sexy... person.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 05:35 PM (jYje5)

207 'the firing may be about sexual assault and harassment '

Probably asked some intern if she wanted to see Dee's nuts.

Posted by: freaked at March 14, 2019 05:35 PM (UdKB7)

208 14 I don't know, I guess some of these donors are getting what they paid for from these slimy leftists, but what a scam these orgs have become. Pick a political topic, start a tax exempt foundation, collect funds, send some tweets, send funds offshore. Party.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 05:00 PM (r+sAi)


The problem is that these outfits continue to exist long after their reason for existence has passed.

See, e.g., MADD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 05:36 PM (9OkQ7)

209 Game over, man. Game over...

Posted by: Jussie`s brother at March 14, 2019 05:36 PM (yhf6w)

210 Re: the update, Josh Moon's about the best investigative reporter type we have left in these parts. I'm willing to bet he's right.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 05:32 PM (AM1GF)


Ft. Mercy Park - 2/1
Suicide by Revolver - 3/1
Stuck Gas Pedal - 7/1

Posted by: Vegas Line on Josh Moon's Sudden Death at March 14, 2019 05:36 PM (nAjD1)

211 Fact Check : FALSE

Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.

Posted by: garrett


This, this I may attest to.

Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 05:36 PM (AM1GF)

212 Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.

Posted by: garrett

Shep - "Hey, I when did I get left out of this conversation?"

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 05:36 PM (32YRo)

213 Honey I've fucked 5 time FOR breakfast.
Posted by: Laidy Madonna at March 14, 2019 05:30 PM


Dang. I knew there was another verse before the Coda!

Posted by: Paul's Bass Guitar Strings at March 14, 2019 05:37 PM (LPnfS)

214 Props to Ace on his masturbation prowess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK

That's Some Wanker!

Posted by: Charlotte's Web at March 14, 2019 05:37 PM (XJktg)

215 No female wants to be fucked 5 times before breakfast. Do it right the first time, for gawds sake.


Fact Check : FALSE

Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.
Posted by: garrett


Exactly. Once you leave for work, they'll ride it some more.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:37 PM (LHT0w)

216 I wonder what Morris Dees' golden parachute looks like, and how many kilos of gold are involved.

Posted by: MiklosPM, more drowsiness at March 14, 2019 05:37 PM (zCyNd)

217 It's the quality, not the quantity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:38 PM (dUJdY)

218 Well I've got to write a speech for a Toastmasters competition on Saturday. I best get to work.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 14, 2019 05:38 PM (JgA4k)

219 It could be both harassment and racism if he only grooed white employees...
Posted by: steevy



I am Groot, baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:38 PM (LHT0w)

220 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 14, 2019 05:38 PM (C1NyB)

221 No female wants to be fucked 5 times before breakfast. Do it right the first time, for gawds sake.





Fact Check : FALSE



Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (BKUjK)


The aggressive ones will even suck start you in the morning to get your undivided attention.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2019 05:38 PM (9Om/r)

222 >>It's the quality, not the quantity.


It's the Girth.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (BKUjK)

223 I'm killin' it with the typos lately.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (BXMxN)

224 I never understood black loyalty to the Democrat Party.


Battered wife syndrome ?

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (LPnfS)

225 It's the quality, not the quantity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 <<<<<
We don't like trolls here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

226
A real man fucks them 7 times and then takes them to THEY make Brunch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

227 >>It's the quality, not the quantity.


It's the Girth.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM


Thank you.

Posted by: Girth at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (jYje5)

228 "Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we're taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace practices..."

Kinda seems like overkill. A number of steps? Bring in "outside organization" for "comprehensive" auditing? I mean it was one guy, right? Fire him, then smear him, then move on. Wouldn't that be the SOP for ONE rogue?

Or is this an admission that the SPLC isn't really on the up-n-up and is roiling in institutional love and hate?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (6eEQ+)

229 "It's the quality, not the quantity. "

I make it up in volume.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 14, 2019 05:40 PM (UdKB7)

230 We don't like trolls here.

LOL!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

231 I guess they didn't cotton to the way he "creatively" used his 18' sex toy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

232 225
It's the quality, not the quantity.



Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 <<<<<
We don't like trolls here.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

+++LOL. You guys have got some wild dreams and I think a few of these girls are pulling your chains.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (aWjrD)

233 Avengers: Endgame trailers is meh.

And it looks like someone CGI'ed a smile onto flatass's face.

I think I'll skip it.

Infinity War was a fine ending.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (bcbK8)

234 I'm killin' it with the typos lately.
Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (BXMxN)
---
You're typo-positive.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (vDqXW)

235 Why would anyone believe democrats were genuine in their actions?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 05:34 PM

-----

I make those points and more to my black friends when I get the chance. They are more open to questioning that loyalty to Dems than white people are. Much more (unless they're welfare CHUDs, but that's true of CHUDs of all races).

Through ghettoization and shitty urban schools, Dems have been effective at siloing blacks apart from other races/opinions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (5aX2M)

236 Bring in "outside organization" for "comprehensive" auditing?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (6eEQ+)

Who is more outside than SPLC?

Posted by: golfman at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (OE84+)

237
Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (BKUjK)

I am a big fan of Morning Wood, but 5 times before breakfast would make my ladybits feel like shredded wheat. Twice before breakfast is bad enough.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (gQhCV)

238 That Kevin Williamson article mentioned in the sidebar?

Dang fine article.

You may or may not like Kevin (I don't know him personally) but that article was right on the nose.

Posted by: Sweet Lou at March 14, 2019 05:42 PM (G5TA7)

239 My wife gets fucked five times while *I* make breakfast!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 14, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

240 228
"Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we're
taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a
comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace
practices..."



Kinda seems like overkill. A number of steps? Bring in "outside organization" for "comprehensive" auditing? I mean it was one guy, right? Fire him, then smear him, then move on. Wouldn't that be the SOP for ONE rogue?



Or is this an admission that the SPLC isn't really on the up-n-up and is roiling in institutional love and hate?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 14, 2019 05:39 PM (6eEQ+)


$500 million in the bank, and it is time to dump the leadership and start re-organizing.

The new SPLC will be an organization AOC and Omar will be proud of.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:42 PM (sy5kK)

241 >>>I never understood black loyalty to the Democrat Party.

Pure and simple, the welfare check.

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2019 05:43 PM (Pp8LH)

242 I'll bet they expect Dees' history to come up in the lawsuits. They think firing him will let them minimize damage from that.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 14, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

243 Why is the name Morris Dees driving me crazy? I keep thinking of some black 80s guy who performed with Prince?


Gah. My broken butt bone is affecting my brain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

244 Ack.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

245 217
It's the quality, not the quantity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:38 PM (dUJdY)

For some, quantity has a quality of its own.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (t6MX/)

246 The New Red Guard are purging the old bourgeois leftists.

Dees was judged by Struggle Meeting standards.

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (K3B2k)

247 Why is the name Morris Dees driving me crazy? I keep thinking of some black 80s guy who performed with Prince?

Morris Day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)

248 60 Know a pretty good guy, started his law firm with my friend - big liberal - always donating to some cause to put basketball hoops up in depressed neighborhoods - the running joke among his friends was that he'd die if those hoops were put up in his neighborhood.

Posted by: Boswell at March 14, 2019 05:10 PM (32YRo


Carnegie made his money from steel and coking coal. Built libraries. Built libraries everywhere except the SE where the coking coal was mined.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (xqOcV)

249 Yeah, I think there is some glorious embellishment in this thread. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (QYmDA)

250 When he was starting out, he was partnered with Millard Fuller, who founded Habitat. However, iirc he was just too crooked and slimy.

A family friend actually used to be held as a boogeyman by Dees for years, subject to every calumny under the sun. Pretty sure he's buying stock in Redenbacher.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (lBjZi)

251 The left's advocacy for blacks has only ever been about herding and stampeding them onto the right. They're a minority themselves so can only flourish if others bathrobe down the barriers first

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (pGe/U)

252 Why is the name Morris Dees driving me crazy? I keep thinking of some black 80s guy who performed with Prince?

Gah. My broken butt bone is affecting my brain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

----------------------

That is Morris Day. Morris Dees is a pasty white guy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (ffYR/)

253 Morris Day.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)


Thank you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

254 237
Some chicks just can't get enough of the dick in the morning.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:33 PM (BKUjK)

I am a big fan of Morning Wood, but 5 times before breakfast would make my ladybits feel like shredded wheat. Twice before breakfast is bad enough.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:41 PM (gQhCV)

Well, the lady in question was an exotic dancer and...spectacularly experienced. Libido way high.

Not a bad girl, actually but I knew I was never going to be more than a friendzone candidate after those stories.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

255 Bathrobe? Batter you stupid autocorrect

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (pGe/U)

256

So I come here for some quiet amusement and edification. What do I find? Sex!!!

My seven year old grandson is on the couch sick, and I'm afraid he might hear you!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (P96Ys)

257 Morris the Cat?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

258 Why is the name Morris Dees driving me crazy? I keep thinking of some black 80s guy who performed with Prince?


Morris Day and the Nights. The jokes have already been made.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

259 Otis Day>>>Morris Day

Posted by: Miklos, mind if I dance wif yo dates? at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (zCyNd)

260 There's a saying, "On the Internet, everybody is Long Dong Silver".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (QYmDA)

261 Time. Not the Nights. I was thinking of Otis Day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

262 Why is the name Morris Dees driving me crazy? I keep thinking of some black 80s guy who performed with Prince?

Morris Day.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Otis Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:47 PM (LHT0w)

263 >>Morris the Cat?


I don't know. That's a lot of Peanut Butter before breakfast.

Posted by: Zombie Morris the Cat at March 14, 2019 05:47 PM (BKUjK)

264 Today's vote was certainly with Mitch McConnell's approval but the pussy couldn't straight out vote for it.

Posted by: MAGA at March 14, 2019 05:47 PM (I5LRE)

265 Morris Day and the Nights. The jokes have already been made.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)


Mkay. I've been busy making Brunswick stew with leftover smoked Boston butt. Missed the jokes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

266 I remember when this guy did Disco Duck, and the Weekly Top 40 on the radio.
He has fallen far.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 14, 2019 05:48 PM (ufFY8)

267 smoked Boston butt.

We are now calling that "cul fume' Bostonnaise".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)

268 Today's vote was not for or against the wall, or for or against open borders.

It was for or against Trump.

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (Pp8LH)

269 Today's vote was certainly with Mitch McConnell's approval but the pussy couldn't straight out vote for it.

--

he didn't bother amending or working on the MS-13 childabduction and amnesty act that trump signed without reading because, presumably, he wanted to go golfing.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)

270 Otis Day>>>Morris Day

Posted by: Miklos, mind if I dance wif yo dates? at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (zCyNd)


Otis!! My Man!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (EQkWU)

271 At this point, it is easier to list those in Congress who aren't traitors.


Most of them certainly don't care about who was born here.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

272 265 Morris Day and the Nights. The jokes have already been made.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

Mkay. I've been busy making Brunswick stew with leftover smoked Boston butt. Missed the jokes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

smoked Boston butt, eh?

Fire up the innuendo machine boys, looks like meat's back on the menu!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

273 Today's vote was not for or against the wall, or for or against open borders.

It was for or against Trump.

---

The swamp still thinks it has a pulse. sad.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (9AcAx)

274 >>Today's vote was not for or against the wall, or for or against open borders.


It was a ProSwamp vote.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (BKUjK)

275 We are now calling that "cul fume' Bostonnaise".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)

Best enjoyed with a fine culvee.

Posted by: Miklos, BBQ sommelier at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (zCyNd)

276 it's just sad that trump didn't veto the goddmaned bill that got us here in the first place.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (9AcAx)

277 smoked Boston butt, eh?



Fire up the innuendo machine boys, looks like meat's back on the menu!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK

See Jane do stuff with butt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (t6MX/)

278 Feeling like crap, but did get a lot of chainsaw work done outside after work, it's pretty nice out and thought air would do me good.

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

279 Aaaaand another 1,000 rounds of ammo is on it's way to a new home.

Warms my cold, dead heart it does.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (MQvSd)

280 Gah. My broken butt bone is affecting my brain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)


Oh dear, what happened Jane?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

281 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK

Probably bipolar, and apparently her cooch was made of cast iron! Nothing wrong with my libido, but my bidness is way more delicate, I guess.
If we're talking being actually boinked, I think three times is the most I've managed, and let me tell ya, it was most assuredly not all before breakfast.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (gQhCV)

282 Gonna put innuendo!

Posted by: Anthony Kiedis at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (xPJvm)

283 See Jane do stuff with butt.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (t6MX/)


I broke my tailbone this morning, so no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

284 it

Posted by: Anthony Kiedis at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (xPJvm)

285 Today's vote was certainly with Mitch McConnell's approval but the pussy couldn't straight out vote for it.

------

Mitch isn't a pussy. He's a schemer. Perhaps the only clever Republican now that Ryan is gone. He's always quietly setting a trap.

His quarry is Trump. But hopefully he ends up outmatched.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 05:52 PM (5aX2M)

286 144 Top U.S. General visits San Francisco and lets Google have it right between the eyes: Google won't work with us, but they eagerly work to enefit the Chinese military.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4yp2agn

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 05:23 PM (LISuA)
>----------------------------------------------<


The FANGS are past their *sell by* date.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 05:52 PM (ePWRo)

287 I was thinking of Otis Day.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 05:46 PM (fuK7c)

Doris Day?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (wYseH)

288 See Jane do stuff with butt.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:50 PM (t6MX/)

I broke my tailbone this morning, so no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

Live and learn.

Posted by: Miklos, non-judgemental at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (zCyNd)

289 Beating the Bishop.

What is it they say about a language? You can tell what it's preoccupied with by the number of words for it?

Well English is all about dirty sex, masturbation and farts.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (hVoJQ)

290 I broke my tailbone this morning, so no.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

Ouch! Sorry. Mrs. Flounder bit it yesterday on the ice. I offered to smack it up, flip it, rub it down, but she did not think it would help.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (t6MX/)

291 The Bulwark has updated their logo


http://tinyurl.com/y2b29ahu


Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (hECVl)

292 Don't quote the trolls [CBD]

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (MQvSd)

293 Gah. My broken butt bone is affecting my brain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

If you broke your tailbone you have my deepest sympathy. I broke mine 25 years ago.

It is astounding that something so small and seemingly inconsequential could cause so much pain.

Posted by: girldog at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (SJiiM)

294 Gee, Ace. I thought the elites got treated different than the huddled masses.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (RuIsu)

295 Hey everybody.

I wonder if Morris Dees and Rick Dees are related? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (miE9U)

296
Be careful on ice!

Slips and falls at our age can be devastating.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (VO0ln)

297 282 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK

Probably bipolar, and apparently her cooch was made of cast iron! Nothing wrong with my libido, but my bidness is way more delicate, I guess.
If we're talking being actually boinked, I think three times is the most I've managed, and let me tell ya, it was most assuredly not all before breakfast.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (gQhCV)

It was more like slippery velvet to me. She seemed pretty well-adjusted mentally considering her profession. Smart as a whip. Seriously high libido, like I said.

She also slept late, I'm sure, working night.

Dunno, wasn't there But I was pretty sure I wasn't the man for her, despite my job, honesty and witty personality.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

298 Live and learn.

Posted by: Miklos, non-judgemental at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (zCyNd)


You'd think I would. Second time in four years. I was hopping into a pair of jeans in the wee hours getting ready to go in for lab work. I'm a klutz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

299 @270
"Otis!! My Man!!"

And the look Otis gives back.
The Golden Age of comedy.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (jlX7q)

300
Posted by: AJP at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM

Getting a little closer to the edge? Shit, why not dive all the way in? You know you want to.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 05:55 PM (jYje5)

301 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK

She didn't deserve you!

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 05:55 PM (gQhCV)

302 Went nuts at McDonalds earlier today and have one too many McChicken sandwiches.

Anyone want me to mail it to you? By the time it arrives, it'll make a mighty fine hockey puck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 05:55 PM (miE9U)

303 Morris Dees paid a knitting coach at Duke to claim that his kid was being recruited for the knitting team.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (EQkWU)

304 Isn't Mark Potok white?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (AllCR)

305 >>>I broke my tailbone this morning, so no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)
-----------


I trust you have pain medication. There certain unavoidable bodily functions that will send you to new levels of consciousness.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (ePWRo)

306 I wonder if Morris Dees and Rick Dees are related? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (miE9U)

Deez Nutz?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (hVoJQ)

307 jakee308, yup that guy

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (miE9U)

308 Hey everybody.

I wonder if Morris Dees and Rick Dees are related? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 14, 2019 05:54 PM (miE9U)


I was wondering the same thing about Morris Dees and Morris the Cat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (4knXT)

309 Morris Dees paid a knitting coach at Duke to claim that his kid was being recruited for the knitting team.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (EQkWU)

What a tangled web we weave.

Posted by: Miklos, perling two at March 14, 2019 05:57 PM (zCyNd)

310 The Bulwark has updated their logo

http://tinyurl.com/y2b29ahu

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 05:53 PM (hECVl)

------

That makes no sense. How dumb. Mine's better:

https://tinyurl.com/y967xehc

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 05:57 PM (5aX2M)

311

I have a scipt for Percocets.

But I have to go get them.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 05:58 PM (VO0ln)

312 What did he touch?

Dees.

Dees what?

Dees nuts.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2019 05:58 PM (oFRFY)

313 Oh damn Jane.. I just saw you fell this morning. I'm so sorry. I've done that 5 times in my life. Three times in high school and twice later in my life. Last time I was going down my parents steps (all iced over) and was carrying my newborn daughter. All I could think was holding on to her. Damn near broke my hip in that one. It is a terrible pain. Prayers for you dear.

and yes.. I was a klutz in HS.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

314 I broke my tailbone this morning, so no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)


OW.

Did that twice. Once in childbirth and once falling on ice. Awful.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2019 05:58 PM (nRWPy)

315 I trust you have pain medication. There certain unavoidable bodily functions that will send you to new levels of consciousness.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (ePWRo)


Nah. Took two Tylenol after my labs this morning. Will sip some vodka tonight.

My late mother broke her tailbone twice. Once, in Alaska when getting off a plane on the ice at Elmendorf while carrying 7 m.o. me, and another time leading my horse out of the pasture to let him eat the weeds around her flower bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

316 Isn't Mark Potok white?

+++

No.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 14, 2019 05:59 PM (KcEYl)

317 Because being 82 prevents you from being a pervert.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2019 05:59 PM (oFRFY)

318 Aaaaand another 1,000 rounds of ammo is on it's way to a new home.

Warms my cold, dead heart it does.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 05:51 PM (MQvSd)

Only 100 rounds for me. But they are .338 Lapua Federal Gold Match 250 gr SMKs. So... a bit pricey.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 14, 2019 05:59 PM (XJktg)

319 Morris Dees paid a knitting coach at Duke to claim that his kid was being recruited for the knitting team.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (EQkWU)

What a tangled web we weave.
Posted by: Miklos


String him up!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 05:59 PM (LHT0w)

320
Do horses eat meat?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 06:00 PM (VO0ln)

321 Hey Sooth.. got my new crown today. He tried to remove the temporary one without novacaine. I nearly jumped off the chair. He really aggravated that nerve. Hoping it settles down. So far so good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 06:00 PM (dUJdY)

322 This will give somebody Wood.

Judicial Watch has started deposing former State Dept /Clinton employees.

Justin Cooper , worked for Bill and had a role in setting up the email server, is first batter.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 06:00 PM (SHEJ2)

323 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at March 14, 2019 06:01 PM (9vQJW)

324 This thread is proof that all AoSHQ comment threads do not devolve into a discussion of tits.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 14, 2019 06:01 PM (hjaPQ)

325 So, in florida, if I take a picture of my kid hunting with a rifle and post it to my Facebook, and he likes the post, so it appears in his feed, does he still go to jail? If it is a picture of them playing with water guns at the pool, jail? What about the carnival waterguns? If he posts a picture of himself eating a pop tart, and it happens to have a shape resembling a gun at the time, jail time? The purpose of this law is to make even the thought of a gun so abhorrent to kids that guns go extinct from our culture. Kids won't hunt, won't join the military, won't participate in shooting sports because they are being trained to reflexively reel at the mere thought of a gun.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 06:01 PM (PiSL4)

326
Glad it's done, Jewells.
Are you still numb from Novacaine?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 06:01 PM (VO0ln)

327 This will give somebody Wood.

Judicial Watch has started deposing former State Dept /Clinton employees.

Justin Cooper , worked for Bill and had a role in setting up the email server, is first batter.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 06:00 PM (SHEJ2)


Hope Ace doesn't see this. He's still fapping to this thread.

I do hope something comes of all this. We've been let down too many damn times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

328 I don't think horses have the right kind of teeth for eating meat.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 06:02 PM (gQhCV)

329 Dees claims he had a difference of opinion?

Like what? Should I fondle you now? Or wait for the roofies to kick in?

I say now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2019 06:03 PM (oFRFY)

330 Are you still numb from Novacaine?

Yep. It's starting to wear off. My lip is starting to itch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2019 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

331 Who know Dees was on Sponge Bob, too?

Posted by: Kemp at March 14, 2019 06:05 PM (3llFN)

332 Dee's is Jewish, perhaps he snapped at some of the Black Woke people?

Posted by: Kemp at March 14, 2019 06:07 PM (3llFN)

333 Sooth - they can, some are quite fond of meat

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 06:08 PM (BbGew)

334 Isn't Mark Potok white?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 05:56 PM (AllCR)

Very much so.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 14, 2019 06:09 PM (MQvSd)

335 Harrasemanations and penumbras.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 14, 2019 06:09 PM (RuIsu)

336 Some horses do and want raw meat

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 06:09 PM (BbGew)

337 'they are being trained to reflexively reel at the mere thought of a gun.'

It's up to you to teach your kids. Don't let the government get ahold of them.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 14, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

338 Ow off skanky sandy sock

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at March 14, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

339 Ew it's stuck!

*** shake tablet vigorously ***

Posted by: freaked at March 14, 2019 06:20 PM (UdKB7)

340 florida, if I take a picture of my kid hunting with a rifle and post it to my Facebook, and he likes the post, so it appears in his feed, does he still go to jail? If it is a picture of them playing with water guns at the pool, jail? What about the carnival waterguns? If he posts a picture of himself eating a pop tart, and it happens to have a shape resembling a gun at the time, jail time? The purpose of this law is to make even the thought of a gun so abhorrent to kids that guns go extinct from our culture. Kids won't hunt, won't join the military, won't participate in shooting sports because they are being trained to reflexively reel at the mere thought of a gun.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 06:01 PM (PiSL4)


What????

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 14, 2019 06:27 PM (dKiJG)

341 SPLC is a dangerous hate group.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 14, 2019 08:17 PM (RLiOt)

342 Ultra liberal Southern Poverty Law Center founder hates black people.
Ultra liberal Planned Parenthood Founder hates black people.
Beginning to notice a pattern here....

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 14, 2019 08:18 PM (RLiOt)

343 Dang Ace you served up an awesome-sauce of truth.
Wow. Very wow and well done.
Thank you sir!

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 14, 2019 10:26 PM (2yhkc)

344 How much was Mr. Dees getting paid for his two days a week?

Posted by: timactual at March 15, 2019 01:49 AM (pPXFf)

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