Wut?

No, but seriously: Wut?

I must demand an answer, Sir: Wut?




A friend tells me that this is some kind of play on the idea of guys having vasectomies together -- "brosectomies" -- and then watching March Madness together.

Does that sound made up? Well it probably is. But apparently this has been written about by a clinic that says it performs these group brosectomies.

I really believe that this concept fueled a group of old college friends, now Dads, to schedule an en masse vasectomy visit with me during March Madness. We call it the Brosectomy and we do them all year round. In this case, it began with their calls from around the country and bookings for vasectomies on the same day, a particular Friday afternoon in March. In response to this group think behavior, I closed the practice to other traffic for that afternoon, and allowed them to take over the whole space on their big day, the day they got their wings clipped. Basketball was piped into the flat screen TV, and we had bags of frozen peas at the ready.

That's from a clinic, from March 2016. The Atlantic -- a totally quality magazine that doesn't seize on doubtful "trends" for clicks -- wrote it up in November, 2018.

Is Buffalo Wild Wings really referencing some 2018 non-trend?

Some people online wonder if Buffalo Wild Wings is propagandizing for vasectomies.


Update: BOB MENERY!

Commenter Alex correctly identified the voice as that of the great Bob Menery, a guy who does his own profane playcalls over sports footage.

Apparently he's done four ads for Buffalo Wild Wings. As Menery is just a hysterical comedian, I'm back to thinking this is just a comedy commercial, not #Woke Marketing.

...

Well for one thing, it might be microtargeted at writers at The Bulwark, which we'd all applaud, even though it's completely unnecessary, because, let's face it, snipped or unsnipped, their genetic lines die with them.

Like Longhanks in Braveheart, except not nearly as manly.

Still, I'd like them to go through the pain, even if pointlessly.

But I don't think this is really any kind of message at all.

Certainly society in general bombards people with anti-child-rearing messages, and I guess anything suggesting vasectomies could add to that propaganda load, but:

I'm pretty sure this is just one of those efforts to get attention by making a What the F*** Did I Just Watch nonsense video, to get people talking.

None if it makes sense -- having a vasectomy does not permit you to watch more uninterrupted hours of basketball; it doesn't stop urination (at least, not if it's performed properly, and if it does stop urination, seek medical intention because that means you're filling up your body with poisonous urine and are therefore dead).

Plus, the suggestively graphic imagery of getting snipped seems... less than a perfect advertisement for the procedure.

If it's propaganda, it seems to be calculated to be very ineffective propaganda.

While there's little doubt that that the natural method of joining an intact set of male genitals to a healthy snizz is better psychologically, spiritually, and demographically, I really think they're just trolling the internet with something designed to look like it was made by maniacs on cocaine.

I think the joke here is not just that this is a really stupid idea for a commercial that doesn't sell Buffalo wings at all, and not just that this is wholly inappropriate for a corporate advertiser to air, but that someone had this very stupid idea and yet they still spent a fair amount of money to bring this deeply stupid idea to market.

It's that last part that makes an impact. Just talking about this idea would get a shrug: So you had a dumb idea and you're telling me about it. So what?

But if you spend $250,000 storyboarding it, casting actors for it, filming it, and editing it: Well then, you've put genuinely stupid effort into your really stupid idea.

And then people say, Wow. That was really a big stupid waste of money. You really committed.

This seems to me to be a variation of the Sloths! gambit.

On the Other Hand: I wonder if this is more #Woke marketing -- to appeal to feminists.

Feminists complain that they are the ones expected to practice birth control. Maybe this is intended to be legitimate, though light, #Woke feminist propaganda. Hey boys, get snipped so you lady can toss her diaphragm.

Maybe?

If I see this get talked up by the feminist blogs, especially if I see quotes from the advertising agency that did the ad (implying they sent out press notices to feminist friendlies), then I'll think this was a calculated bit of #Woke Marketing.

brak says (and I have no idea if this is true):

BWW hq is in deep blue Minneapolis, and their ceo is a woman who looks like the type to tell people not to have kids because mother earth or something, so I'm gonna go with this was a serious ad

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:41 PM




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1 Foist?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ffYR/)

2 OK, the main page says it is 2:41, but the comments say earlier. I think the server clocks are out of sync.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (LWu6U)

3 Eeewwww...

My mind hurts Balls. And dipping. With wings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (dT2km)

4 Incidentally, they're also having a two-for-one special on Buffalo Mountain Oysters!

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (2Mnv1)

5 DEY GOT A PEPPA BAH!

Posted by: Quizno's adorable former mascots at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (iuT10)

6 Bring back the unicorn armpit hair already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (dT2km)

7 I have nothing to add to this...

Posted by: Inogame at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ySZHT)

8 This could explain why Moochelle said both daughters were conceived via turkey baster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

9 The GOP, to put it charitably, is a joke and disgrace.

So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!

I mean.....

I can't even..

Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)

10 Damn. That is certainly... Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

11 Still, I'd like them to go through the pain, even if pointlessly.


See!?!? We love you and this is whay!!

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (6rX0K)

12
A few months ago I expressed my (usual) Strong Opinion on the subject of Vasectomies.

Turns out there's a few men here who did it and did not appreciate my Strong Opinion on the matter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (RqBBh)

13 Still laughing at 'Disaster Pants'.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (BKUjK)

14 Deez nuts!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (vtcmf)

15 Sounds a bit like a bromance to me or a ghey couple weekend.

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (BbGew)

16 >OK, the main page says it is 2:41, but the comments say earlier. I think the server clocks are out of sync. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (LWu6U)


Shhh. Time machine. Hamsters. Keep it to yourself.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (al6UK)

17
In this case, it began with their calls from around the country and bookings for vasectomies on the same day, a particular Friday afternoon in March.

Friday is the best day to visit Dr. V. By Monday the limp is barely noticeable.

Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (jYje5)

18 A friend tells me that this is some kind of play on the idea of guys having vasectomies together -- "brosectomies" -- and then watching March Madness together.
=======

Do they also start going to the bathroom together?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

19 'Blunderoos'

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (BKUjK)

20 NO vasectomy needed here. My testicles never dropped. They just gained 40 pounds each up in my FUPA.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (pw+jk)

21 Buffalo Wild Wings also has a brisket special for group adult circumcisions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)

22 Nothing like a good penis sword fight!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (vtcmf)

23 Eeewwww...

My mind hurts Balls. And dipping. With wings.
Posted by: Anna Puma



I like their mango habanero sauce for dipping my balls in.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (LHT0w)

24 Is there going to be a Vasectomy Van out in the parking lot? Do you get a discount on your wings? A lot of things left unsaid.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (4e+hS)

25 Two snizzes in one day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (Sp1Lf)

26 Ah, the circle jerk theory of male bonding.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)

27 21 Buffalo Wild Wings also has a brisket special for group adult circumcisions.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)

Are Buffalo wings kosher?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

28 Ow My Balls!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

29 I heard about this "trend" nearly 15 years ago. I thought it weird, its just easier to get your boss into the basketball office pool and go watch the games with him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (r+sAi)

30

You have to wacky to get neutered.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (RqBBh)

31 Ummm.....what do they do with the balls?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

32 It's that last part that makes an impact. Just talking about this idea would get a shrug: So you had a dumb idea and you're telling me about it. So what?

But if you spend $250,000 storyboarding it, casting actors for it, filming it, and editing it: Well then, you've put genuinely stupid effort into your really stupid idea.


Cause my pitch for cancer survivors and current events (Keep a Breast Day!) did not fly.

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (6rX0K)

33 Clocks around here are how would I put it,
Meaningless.

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (BbGew)

34 Um, wut indeed. Also, why exactly did anybody at BWW responsible for greelighting this campaign have their jobs the day after it started?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

35
I'm pretty sure gay guys don't need vasectomies. But the way society is headed, who the hell knows?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (jYje5)

36 This could explain why Moochelle said both daughters were conceived via turkey baster.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

====
That and her penis but mostly it was her penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

37 Eh, my appointment is in April and I don't mind the ad. It's more important that things go viral than actually sell products nowadays because of the the SEO and marketing implications. It's a dumb new world.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (miXS6)

38 A friend tells me that this is some kind of play on the idea of guys having vasectomies together -- "brosectomies" -- and then watching March Madness together.
=======

Do they also start going to the bathroom together?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (vg8iE)

---------------------------

They got their manstruation cycles all synched up this way.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ffYR/)

39 I think the joke here is not just that this is a really stupid idea for a commercial that doesn't sell Buffalo wings at all, and not just that this is wholly inappropriate for a corporate advertiser to air, but that someone had this very stupid idea and yet they still spent a fair amount of money to bring this deeply stupid idea to market.

This is my take on it. I don't think it's propaganda but I do think it is extremely foolish and stupid. Unless BWW just bought a network of vasectomy providers and they're trying for a bizarre corporate tie-in, that is, in which case it's stupid *and* bizarre.

I think their ad agency promised everyone that they're down with the hip kids and this is what came out of it. I'm glad I'm not a shareholder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

40 BTW has Gaylord put out his brackets yet for March Madness?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (dT2km)

41 I did, at one point, consider getting a vasectomy.

My marriage made that unnecessary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

42 Lemme guess: they hired the same marketing team as Gillette?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (W+vEI)

43 We of the younger generations think nothing of engaging in homo-like behavior. It's avant-garde!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (vtcmf)

44 Only suckers pay for a Vasectomy.

It's an easier procedure than a field Tracheotomy.

All you need is a utility knife, a lighter and a stapler.

Posted by: Father Mulcahey at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (BKUjK)

45 They get a free minivan with purchase of vasectomy?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (t6MX/)

46 >>>20 NO vasectomy needed here. My testicles never dropped. They just gained 40 pounds each up in my FUPA.
Posted by: Brian Stetler

...

lol

i forget what FUPA stands for.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (PbpT7)

47 It's a stupid variation on the Gillette theme. More virtue signals from SJW assholes in advertising.

I recall a co-worker, having had his share of descendants, tried to talk us (coworker males) into going along on his outing to have ourselves tailored.
He went alone to his fate.

You can ask someone to watch your back for you, but asking a guy to get his balls clipped with you, that's not the ball-less band of brothers a normal guy wants to be part of.




Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (37IEG)

48 Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.
Posted by: Newest Nic


Pro protip: Have your V done post marriage by a couple of years and you'll be able to avoid coitus.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (LHT0w)

49 9 The GOP, to put it charitably, is a joke and disgrace.

So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!

I mean.....

I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
--------

GOPe: "Don't declare another national emergency...or else."

Trump: "Or...else....what."

GOPe: "Or else we will be very very angry and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are."

Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (G0vdT)

50 They have little baskets Jane. They shoot them like free throws.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (r+sAi)

51 And at least the commercial doesn't angrily convict its audience, so it's better than Gillette.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

52 Paolo is very happy about this idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (dT2km)

53 FUCK!!!
Who did NOT come up with this idea for Gillette?

Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

54 Eeewwww...

My mind hurts Balls. And dipping. With wings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (dT2km)
++++++++
Don't forget dunking!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

55 Buffalo Wild Wings also has a brisket special for group adult circumcisions.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)

Are Buffalo wings kosher?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

No, but there is a bleu balls dip.

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (6rX0K)

56 No. Fucking. Way. Ever.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (aZNua)

57 Hey, welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings! It's half off our potato wedges if you've had a vasectomy and free jalapeno poppers for each abortion! Enjoy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (4e+hS)

58

Can't they just make drug that deactivates the sperms? Turn them off, so to speak. Make them duds, so to speak.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (RqBBh)

59 i forget what FUPA stands for.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (PbpT7)

-----

FATTY UPPER PELVIC AREA ! ! ! !

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

60 I wish that all liberal companies and broadcasters would encourage their customers and viewers to be spayed and neutered. The most left-wing ones'll go for it, if you phrase things right.

Like Bob Barker, but for idiots.

"Remember folks - don't forget to spay and neuter... yourselves."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (AzW6q)

61 I don't hate BWW food. But the crowd at both of the locations near me leave a lot to be desired.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (bLhAC)

62 Cute and fuzzy. Bold and bouncy.

Posted by: Lace Neutical Wigs at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)

63 Tater Stelter's parents took him in at 12 months for his vasectomy. It's the only explanation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (LISuA)

64 It's a trap!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (hECVl)

65 The more liberal men who do this, the fewer liberal women will have abortions, so I can't complain. Between that and neutering their offspring via tranny-ideology, there could be a shortage of progs in 20 years or so.

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (e9omi)

66 Snip-snap, snip-snap, snip-snap! Do you have any idea the toll three vasectomies takes on a person?

Posted by: Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (7HtZB)

67 So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!

I mean.....

I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
++++++++++++++
Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses, let alone this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

68 ...there could be a shortage of progs in 20 years or so.


8 years too late, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (BKUjK)

69 27 21 Buffalo Wild Wings also has a brisket special for group adult circumcisions.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)

Are Buffalo wings kosher?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

That depends on how you kill the buffalo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

70 55
Buffalo Wild Wings also has a brisket special for group adult circumcisions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)



Are Buffalo wings kosher?



Posted by: Aetius451AD



No, but there is a bleu balls dip.

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (6rX0K)
A BRISket joke?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (37IEG)

71 Ah NO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (bim/x)

72 They have little baskets Jane. They shoot them like free throws.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk


I see you've done calf fixing time.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (LHT0w)

73 Reminds me of the time (NYC-based) national morning shows like Good Morning America were trying to tell us botox parties were the new craze.

Yeah, sure, Diane Sawyer, a lot of women outside of Manhattan think it would be totes fun to get together with the gals, sip martinis and gossip while getting botox pumped into their foreheads!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)

74 BWW hq is in deep blue Minneapolis, and their ceo is a woman who looks like the type to tell people not to have kids because mother earth or something, so I'm gonna go with this was a serious ad




But Poes Law and all that so who knows


Posted by: brak at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (m/cB2)

75 Clocks around here are how would I put it,
Meaningless.
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (BbGew)


Ace posts from beyond space-time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (aS1PU)

76 i added second thoughts:

On the Other Hand: I wonder if this is more #Woke marketing -- to appeal to feminists.

Feminists complain that they are the ones expected to practice birth control. Maybe this is intended to be legitimate, though light, #Woke feminist propaganda. Hey boys, get snipped so you lady can toss her diaphragm.

Maybe?

If I see this get talked up by the feminist blogs, especially if I see quotes from the advertising agency that did the ad (implying they sent out press notices to feminist friendlies), then I'll think this was a calculated bit of #Woke Marketing.


not sure!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

77 Brie Larson would happily endorse this one on national TV, if they tailored the pitch specifically to white guys. They should ask her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (LISuA)

78 So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote
with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he
would not declare future national emergencies!



I mean.....



I can't even..

Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)

++++++++++++++

Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do
whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses,
let alone this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

===
Beat me too it!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (pw+jk)

79 Free vagina cupcake!

And don't forget about our 'half-off' special!!

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (6rX0K)

80 Rush wasn't kidding around when he called these people the "New Castrati."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

81 So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!

I mean.....

I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
++++++++++++++
Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses, let alone this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

---------------------------

Yep. Use their own playbook. Agree to it and then do whatever you need to in the future.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (ffYR/)

82 Who's up to watch Zardoz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (dT2km)

83 Okay I knew I'd read about this a bit ago and, ha, ace did the hard work (did you see what I did there, did you, huh huh huh) for me and found it.

I think this is just look at how stupid we are but you're all talking about us aren't you.

Also the ad agency got paid so that's nice.

*seethes quietly about all the brisket jokes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

84 This is quite the step down from the "We need overtime" commercials they had a few years ago. The sideline photographer with the Tim Taylor blinding flash still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Catherine at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (bTsJO)

85 Heh. Never be a steer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (r+sAi)

86 People are nuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (VpIIl)

87 Did you see this article (link from Maggie's Farm) about the genocide during the French Revolution?

https://bit.ly/2JcGv7i

This is what AOC and her buddies would like to do to us all.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (JKNZq)

88 I can't even

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (hVoJQ)

89 Huh. Birch Bayh is mort. His legacy: Title IX. Bah.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

90 Pelosi suggests lowering voting age to 16

Perhaps, -3 months

Yes, abortion is merely voter suppression

Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (+8Yuj)

91 I see you've done calf fixing time.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (LHT0w)

-----

If you've ever had a bag of rubber cheerios in your pocket, you know what he means.


Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

92 Yeah, sure, Diane Sawyer, a lot of women outside of Manhattan think it would be totes fun to get together with the gals, sip martinis and gossip while getting botox pumped into their foreheads!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++++
Sure they do. Not just in Manhattan, but probably also in Boston, Santa Monica, ...

Remember, the "elite" is bicoastal now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

93 At some point( I'm guessing Trump has already reached it) Trump is not going to believe a frickin word the Republicans say. He might as well assume that everything they tell him is simply BS.

These stand up Senators better bring up a new bill to repeal the emergency powers act. Because the assholes who are there today voting against Trump DID NOTHING when Obama, Bush , et all did the exact same thing. They don't like this than prove it by repealing the act itself.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (nInlj)

94 Anyone here who got a vasectomy tell them 'to take just a little off the sides' when they were shaving you?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (bLhAC)

95 Is this somehow attached to MGTOW?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)

96 BWW is anti-gun, their wings are not that great, and there are no hooters flouncing about. Pass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

97 I pretty much hate Buffalo Wild Wings.

Their motto should be: We have 40 different flavors of wings sauce, and none of them are particularly good!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

98
I had an Uncle Joe ( now deceased) he was in the Marines in WWII and a truck driver in civilian life. He loved the outdoors and camping. How in hell did we go from a nation of Uncle Joes to these soy boy sissies?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (OLCnA)

99 This looks like the same kind of idiotic made up stat as "wife beatings go up during the superbowl"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (39g3+)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (Rxduq)

101 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: blaster at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (9VeU0)

102 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (d8iVQ)

103 Hitler, he only had one ball.
Stalin, had two but very small.
Himmler
was very similar
But poor old Goebbles had no balls at all.

Posted by: Rugby songs at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (Sp1Lf)

104 98


I had an Uncle Joe ( now deceased) he was in the Marines in WWII and
a truck driver in civilian life. He loved the outdoors and camping. How
in hell did we go from a nation of Uncle Joes to these soy boy sissies?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (OLCnA)
Ask Joe McCarthy, the guy was right.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)

105 why?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (LL1Be)

106 Did you get the Photo I sent you of 'your' turntable, Ace?

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (BKUjK)

107
OT:

Tom Tillis now is reversing course and Not going to vote to disapprove of Trump's emergency.

Good.

BURN THE PHONE LINES DOWN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)

108 Buffalo Wild Wings: Try our teryaki wings! It's just like authentic teryaki sauce except not authentic and not very good!!!!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)

109 I liked it better when advertising didn't have bleeped words and had topics and terms they would avoid. Call me old fashioned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)

110 We call this being gimplified.

Nobody's putting anything sharp in that area on me.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

111 Okay I knew I'd read about this a bit ago and, ha, ace did the hard work (did you see what I did there, did you, huh huh huh) for me and found it.

I think this is just look at how stupid we are but you're all talking about us aren't you.

Also the ad agency got paid so that's nice.

*seethes quietly about all the brisket jokes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


Sorry, only one 'half-off' special per customer.

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (6rX0K)

112
One other thing about vasectomies. If your marriage is shaky, don't do it. In a majority of the men I have known who had it done, most of their marriages failed, the guy found a new younger squeeze who batted her eyelashes and wanted his babies, and back to the Doc he went.

Never yet heard of a reversal that 'took'. Waste of time and money.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (jYje5)

113 >>>106 Did you get the Photo I sent you of 'your' turntable, Ace?


No I haven't checked in few days. I'll look for it. Should I look for "garrett"?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)

114 98
I had an Uncle Joe ( now deceased) he was in the Marines in WWII and a truck driver in civilian life. He loved the outdoors and camping. How in hell did we go from a nation of Uncle Joes to these soy boy sissies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (OLCnA)

hard times produce strong men
strong men produce prosperity
prosperity produces soft men
soft men produce hard times <---you are here-ish

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)

115 103 Hitler, he only had one ball.
Stalin, had two but very small.
Himmler
was very similar
But poor old Goebbles had no balls at all.
Posted by: Rugby songs at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (Sp1Lf)


"I approve!"

- - Tranny psychos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

116 So wait. What's in the blue cheese?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (VpIIl)

117 These are the same people that go off in a tizzy when seeing those fake bull balls on truck trailer hitches.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

118 31
Ummm.....what do they do with the balls?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

Stay away from the salsa.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (t6MX/)

119 AOC approves of this plan.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (hECVl)

120 That should do.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (BKUjK)

121 These stand up Senators better bring up a new bill to repeal the emergency powers act. Because the assholes who are there today voting against Trump DID NOTHING when Obama, Bush , et all did the exact same thing. They don't like this than prove it by repealing the act itself.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (nInlj)



As the Horde well knows, I'm all for Make Congress Stop Delegating Again! (Or for the first time technically but pawwave)

I am absolutely for a discussion on repealing the National Emergencies Act. But do that, not this Orange Man Bad nonsense.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

122 Whats not to like? Soyboys not reproducing. Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (m/IZ9)

123 My vas deferens just ordered a kevlar vest from Ebay.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (Z4rgH)

124 I read the earlier storiea and want to disagree with Ace on something -- the left will NOT bury the horrors of transgenderism. They will blame it all on "conservatives".

Remember, eugenics was a Progressive idea. The experimentation on unknowing patients at Tuskegee was a Progressive idea. They're open about the Progressives being their "intellectual" heirs, but you can damned well bet they'll swear eugenics was "right wing".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (H0VWd)

125 Hooters food is better, and the waitresses.

I just wish there were more of them.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)

126 Ummm.....what do they do with the balls?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

-------

OYSTER FRY!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)

127 There's also a greater statistical risk of heart disease in men who have had vasectomies.

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (e9omi)

128 95 Is this somehow attached to MGTOW?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)

No.

This is men going off a cliff

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

129 These stand up Senators better bring up a new bill to repeal the emergency powers act. Because the assholes who are there today voting against Trump DID NOTHING when Obama, Bush , et all did the exact same thing. They don't like this than prove it by repealing the act itself.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (nInlj)


Which of the perfidious backstabbing fucks voted against him?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (y7DUB)

130 Buffalo Wild Wings! You can mix and match different sauces! Try our lemon and parmesan flavor, try our teryaki flavor! And try some Cajun Spicy flavor!

They all kind of taste alike and none of them are especially good!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (PbpT7)

131 Those aren't Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

132 *seethes quietly about all the brisket jokes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


Sorry, only one 'half-off' special per customer.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity


A little off the top BRISket special?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LHT0w)

133 BWW sauces, 40% sugar, 60% artificial flavors

And don't forget the terrible service

Posted by: brak at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (m/cB2)

134 You'd think a business would like it's customers to procreate so as to produce, potentially, future customers.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (4e+hS)

135 BWW's marketing department:

https://tinyurl.com/y6krwlbs

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

136 Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.

Prostatitis.


Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LL1Be)

137 I read an interesting and entertaining memoir written by Martin Short, the comedic actor. One of the stories was how he and his two best friends in southern California, Steve Martin and Kurt Russell, get together and have a rotating sleepover at one of their homes annually the night before they go in for their group colonoscopies.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (19UMA)

138
So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!


Take the deal and then do what democrats do with republican deals,ignore it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (TAmPV)

139 Pelosi: "Capture Kids When They're High in School"

Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (+8Yuj)

140 Their wings suck anyway. God only knows where that chicken comes from.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

141 Buffalo Wild Wings -- like Hooters but without all the tits!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

142 116 So wait. What's in the blue cheese?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (VpIIl)

Fungus. Maybe not even the one that's supposed to be there.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

143 Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.

Prostatitis.


Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LL1Be)

-----

Jeebus. Im glad Im still sporting live ammunition.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)

144 If you're a jobless, homeless bull who gets fixed, are you a bum steer?

Posted by: Philosomoron at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (Sp1Lf)

145

McConnell is a fraud. The only reason that stupid resolution will be allowed a vote in the Senate is because McConnell will allow it.

He could shitcan that thing if he wanted to. Reid would've.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (RqBBh)

146 BWW: Stop that Hammering

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

147 Hooters food is better, and the waitresses.

I just wish there were more of them.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)

I feel about Hooters wings like ace feels about BWW wings. Their burgers are okay.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bLhAC)

148 There are guys in my family who have had the procedure, nd their wives were happy about it, so I'm not going to criticize what was a personal decision.

However, it does not bode well for us as a civilization that we seem to celebrate everything that is anti-natal, whether it is abortion, chopping off genitalia and declaring yourself the opposite sex, or vasectomies.

I don't mind birth control. I sort of do mind "Yay! Hooray for us! Isn't it great that we're not reproducing and here's another way to not reproduce!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (d6Ksn)

149 Wut.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

150 BWW: We won't tell if you won't

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

151 "
Buffalo Wild Wings -- like Hooters but without all the tits!"

Worse. We have no balls.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (VpIIl)

152 ...there could be a shortage of progs in 20 years or so.
-------------------------------
Um, no.
We're importing 100's of 1000's a year.
And they reproduce.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (Rxduq)

153 BWW: its not gay if you close your eyes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

154 Hooters food is better, and the waitresses.

I just wish there were more of them.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)

------------------------

They are getting harder to find because they are closing them. Their food and hiring practices QC had slipped pretty badly the last time I was in one, at least around here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (ffYR/)

155 Whats not to like? Soyboys not reproducing. Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM



Pretty sure soy-boys don't produce any swimmers with enough energy to slip one past the goalie.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (jYje5)

156 BWW: Basketball totes not gay

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

157 I had 'em cut twice. Asked the doc if he'd give me a two-for-one discount. Which he did. Ha!

Posted by: Dude at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (hpbeA)

158 BWW: You weren't using that, were you?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

159 136 Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.

Prostatitis.


Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LL1Be)

There are men out there who pay good money for that. (And I'm only exaggerating a little.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

160 148
There are guys in my family who have had the procedure, nd their wives
were happy about it, so I'm not going to criticize what was a personal
decision.



However, it does not bode well for us as a civilization that we seem
to celebrate everything that is anti-natal, whether it is abortion,
chopping off genitalia and declaring yourself the opposite sex, or
vasectomies.



I don't mind birth control. I sort of do mind "Yay! Hooray for us!
Isn't it great that we're not reproducing and here's another way to
not reproduce!"





Posted by: DonnaV. at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (d6Ksn)
That's the point - it's a personal decision, not something you treat like a tailgater before the Super Bowl.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (37IEG)

161 Come for the wings. Stay for the vasectomy!

Inconvenient phrasing, i know.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

162 BWW: Taste the rainbow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

163 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (pw+jk)

164 The BWW by my house banned guns, so by extension banned me as a customer.

This just solidifies my resolve to stay far away.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (PFy0L)

165 BWW: Make your semen taste different tonight!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

166 BWW: Where every night is incel night.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (t6MX/)

167 I read an interesting and entertaining memoir written by Martin Short, the comedic actor. One of the stories was how he and his two best friends in southern California, Steve Martin and Kurt Russell, get together and have a rotating sleepover at one of their homes annually the night before they go in for their group colonoscopies.
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (19UMA)

That's pretty gross. The night before is the real shitty night. Maybe it was 2 nights before?

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (XROPS)

168 >> I had 'em cut twice.


Gotta tie a good double surgeon's knot and hit those tag ends with a lighter!

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (BKUjK)

169 This add is a big turn off when it comes to my impressions of the company. Said a guy who has never been to a BWW and now never will.


If someone gave me $1000 gift card to BWW, I would find the smelliest bunch of homeless people and give it to them. Why shouldn't they enjoy the fine dining.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

170
Yes.... Ive been fixed.


Vasectomy???? Wait wut???

Hows that diffrent from castration??

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (8XRCm)

171 BWW: Just put a finger inside yourself for fun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

172 >>>165 BWW: Make your semen taste different tonight!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

I'm listening.

Posted by: Brian "Snowball" Stelter at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (PbpT7)

173 BWW: does this chair make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

174
Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.

Prostatitis.

Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM


It wasn't my intent to have an orgasm but I got sucked into it.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (jYje5)

175 BWW: Work, bitch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

176 BWW: Barack Obama Approved!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

177 >>Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.


Try the Puffy Taco.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (BKUjK)

178 141 Buffalo Wild Wings -- like Hooters but without all the tits!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (PbpT7)

I can attest to this. 'Buffalo Wild wings busty' returns only pictures of big chicken wings covered in sauce.*

My search history is kind of different.

*To be fair, there are some hooter waitress pics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

179 87 Did you see this article (link from Maggie's Farm) about the genocide during the French Revolution?

https://bit.ly/2JcGv7i

This is what AOC and her buddies would like to do to us all.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (JKNZq)

Link is password protected, but I imagine this is about the Vendee? That's one of the reasons I don't find Bastille Day to be anything to celebrate.

Posted by: josephistan at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

180 If I worked at BWW, it would be difficult to not get my .25 an hour raise while seeing them spend $250K on this.

It would probably prompt me to put a whole ribeye loin in a trash bag, take it out to the dumpster just before closing time as if it were trash, and then pull my car around and pick it up after closing to take home and eat free, stolen ribeyes all week.

Or something like that, not that I have thought about such things that specifically.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (gCzjH)

181 65 The more liberal men who do this, the fewer liberal women will have abortions, so I can't complain. Between that and neutering their offspring via tranny-ideology, there could be a shortage of progs in 20 years or so.
Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (e9omi)


We really need to encourage this. Sometimes Darwin needs a little boost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9OkQ7)

182 Gotta tie a good double surgeon's knot and hit those tag ends with a lighter!
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (BKUjK)

----

Dude.

Damn. I already sitting here all scrunched up with my legs crossed.

Sheesh.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

183 Hooters food is better, and the waitresses.

I just wish there were more of them.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)

------------------------

They are getting harder to find because they are closing them. Their food and hiring practices QC had slipped pretty badly the last time I was in one, at least around here.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

The food industry is tough, and chains that seemed profitable keep disappearing (Bennigans). And there are multiple places to get similar food at decent quality and price.


I don't understand why the Friendly's chain seems to be in trouble, at least in this area.

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (6rX0K)

184 they should donate their balls to transwomyn

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (dm05u)

185 Suddenly we aren't looking too bad, huh?

Posted by: Golden Corral's new ad campaign at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

186

EM MOUNTAIN OYSTERS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (GEhPL)

187 Try the Puffy Taco.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (BKUjK)

For dessert, don't miss the little man in the banana boat. Just joking. We made that up, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (t6MX/)

188
We are quickly Un-civilizing ourselves.

By 2100, humans will be living in the Ruins like rats.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (RqBBh)

189 139
Pelosi: "Capture Kids When They're High in School"

Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (+8Yuj)


Like in border patrol cages?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

190 Get woke, go bloke?

Posted by: m at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (5AuVV)

191 A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

192 Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do
whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses,
let alone this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)


It is just virtue signaling by the GOPe - "See? Orange Man Bad so we told him we would support him but only if he promised in the future to be Orange Man...Not-so-Bad."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (hLRSq)

193 Their loud complaints notwithstanding, feminists do not want men to have authority over their own birth control. A man with a vasectomy is better equipped to avoid financial responsibility for an unfaithful woman's bastards. Feminists want women to have authority, and men to have responsibility.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (ss6yq)

194 >>Dude.


And you thought I was just a fishing guide.

Seriously, ask Muldoon. He'll tell you. Cauterization is key.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (BKUjK)

195
163 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.

mostly cupcakes.

Posted by: debra messing at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (sGtp+)

196 This thing is so, so much in ace's wheelhouse that one almost suspects collusion here - was this done *just* to provide fodder for ace?


OT/PT: I think whole lotsa people had ace's reaction to the college admissions thing. I did. Have talked with two parents with kids waiting for their college decisions this week/next - they agree it comes off as a publicity stunt (a pathetic one) to rehabilitate the FBI/DOJ - whatever the real story.


After 2 minutes of Director Wray's little jaw-dropping performance following release of the (pathetic) IG report on the Clinton/State cover-up, er, "investigation", it was obvious that "out of touch" doesn't begin to describe the situation with these people.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (QDnY+)

197 BWW: no breeders allowed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

198 What we lack in food quality we make up for with obnoxious political dogma.


Buy our product!

Posted by: BWW at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (ymnmz)

199 Decline.

Decline also to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. The local one has a "no evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.

Not to mention that the place is too goddamned loud.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (hgpSN)

200 Tranny psychos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)


Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run away oh oh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (OLCnA)

201 We really need to encourage this. Sometimes Darwin needs a little boost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9OkQ7)

------

I plan to start telling liberals that I'm so woke, and so ashamed of my toxic masculinity and my oppressive dick, that I took the step of having my penis fully removed and run through a food processor.

And that if they don't do the same, they're basically rapists.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

202 BWW: Taste the rainbow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Why didn't I think of this!?!

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (6rX0K)

203 Did we read this one boss?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (37IEG)

204 mostly cupcakes.

And tacos

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)

205 191 A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.

life ... finds a way.

Posted by: dr. wossname from jurassic park at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (sGtp+)

206 BWW: The Penis is Evil

h/t Anna and Zardoz

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

207 >>>If it's propaganda, it seems to be calculated to be very ineffective propaganda.

Maybe Hillary! designed it.

Posted by: m at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (5AuVV)

208 mostly cupcakes.

And tacos
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)

----

.... and roast beef sammiches.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

209 Bet you can't wait for our calendar. We are gonna wipe out the Hooters calendar this year with our Boys won't be Boys calendar.

Posted by: BWW at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (ymnmz)

210 BWW: Shooting is for blanks only

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

211 Was better when they were BW3, even though nobody outside Buffalo understood the third W.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (oZ6kz)

212 "buffalo" wings are a marketing stroke of genius. Taking the worst part of a chicken, the cheapest piece you can get with almost no meat on it, then dipping it in chemical flavored lousy sauce and calling it a specialty. Its like "chocolate" diamonds where they took the worst possible clarity and color diamonds, gave them a name women like and sell them as special kinds of gems.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)

213 >>life ... finds a way.


The Paolo. He too, finds a way.

Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (BKUjK)

214 BWW - we're changing our name!

Now we're Mild Mannered Steers!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)

215

Meanwhile, in Venezuela...

Weird how Venezuela is not a huge news story these days.

But that's our Future.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (RqBBh)

216 BWW: Children = bad, manchildren = good!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

217 >>mostly cupcakes.

>And tacos



Shaved Ham in a Pita.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (BKUjK)

218 BWW - At least we're not Golden Corral

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

219 My personality has been all the birth control I've ever needed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (1ISKN)

220 >>having my penis fully removed and run through a food processor. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

Run through food processor = juicing.

Juicing = De-cocks detox.

Two birds, one bone.

You win the patchouli bar soap, woke sir.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (hgpSN)

221 "A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"

So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

222 But my mom already whacked off my pee pee!!!!

Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

223 That's pretty gross. The night before is the real shitty night. Maybe it was 2 nights before?

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (XROPS)

_______


No, it was the night before, and why it was so funny. I guess they we're able to share in each other's pain and be equally miserable, but it is gross. Of course, their wives were spending the night together somewhere else ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (19UMA)

224 even though nobody outside Buffalo understood the third W.


....

Kimmelweck!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (gCzjH)

225 About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.
=======

I wonder how much of the fun day the husband spent thinking to himself, "Who has my wife been banging?"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

226
Buffalo Wild Wings is changing their name to "Bye, Son Wild Wings"


THIS is CNN

Posted by: CNN at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (8XRCm)

227 There was a story the other day about the Chinese doing a data base on their young women.
Factors were
Age
Education
Breedability.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (fcf/y)

228 password protected? It's on Quillette. Try this link:

https://bit.ly/2TI6Uhc

And yes, it's the article about the Vendee

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (JKNZq)

229 I can resend it if you can't find the photo, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (BKUjK)

230 9 The GOP, to put it charitably, is a joke and disgrace.

So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!

I mean.....

I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)

Give them that promise, then do as you would have anyway. It'd be funny to see their faces when someone lies to them for a change.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (J+mig)

231 Then they can all give each other handjobs, cause it's not gay if your shooting blanks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (1ISKN)

232
Weird how Venezuela is not a huge news story these days.

But that's our Future.
======
It'll pop back up again in about 10 days, cholera epidemic.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (PNdnQ)

233 >>mostly cupcakes.



>And tacos


The women have to make their own ham sammiches though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (r+sAi)

234 Venezuela - whatchutalkin about!
They discovered "oil" in the water system yesterday when it came back on line!

Their economy is saved!
Now every home is an oil well!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (37IEG)

235 Decline also to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. The local one has a "no evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.

Not to mention that the place is too goddamned loud.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (hgpSN)
...

It's a whole lot of money to pay for some chicken nuggets and overhyped sauces.

And three small carrots.

I have been exactly once.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (yL25O)

236 BWW: Fill out your WNBA bracket today!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)

237 This brosectomy trend is right under the "Straight" Dudes Masturbating Together trend under Things That Didn't Happen, isn't happening, and, God willing, won't ever happen.

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (Fy4Kl)

238 A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"

So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon


One hopes that no other "issues" arose? As in pointed questions?

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (6rX0K)

239 " "buffalo" wings are a marketing stroke of genius. Taking the worst part of a chicken, the cheapest piece you can get with almost no meat on it, then dipping it in chemical flavored lousy sauce and calling it a specialty. Its like "chocolate" diamonds where they took the worst possible clarity and color diamonds, gave them a name women like and sell them as special kinds of gems.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)"

Sorry Chris, this is your worst take ever. Hot Wings are an American institution.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

240 Keep your cold hands off my old man balls.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

241 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.


Hair pie with a side order of thighs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)

242
Their loud complaints notwithstanding, feminists do not want men to have authority over their own birth control. A man with a vasectomy is better equipped to avoid financial responsibility for an unfaithful woman's bastards. Feminists want women to have authority, and men to have responsibility.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM


Good point. I never felt having the procedure was anything but empowering as a man. I had my children with the woman I loved and wished to deprive all other women of my essence.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (jYje5)

243 That is almost certainly Bob Menery narrating the commercial. Ace linked a couple of his "sports announcer" Instagram videos a while back.

Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (vshng)

244 222 But my mom already whacked off my pee pee!!!!

Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM

.....

She whacked off my pee pee too, son.

Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (gCzjH)

245 Readin the post Boss. Reading the post here boss.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

246 >>This brosectomy trend is right under the "Straight" Dudes Masturbating Together trend


'...with a little help from my friends'

Posted by: The Fab Four at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (BKUjK)

247 BWW: Work the shaft with us

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

248 I wonder how much of the fun day the husband spent thinking to himself, "Who has my wife been banging?"

Which then morphs into "who has my wife not been banging?"

Hot Wings are an American institution.

Hence, the marketing genius. Look at what they managed to accomplish with crap materials.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)

249 Hot Wings are an American institution
========
So is marketing to suckers.

Posted by: PT Barnum at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (pVBQu)

250 outbreed you, we will

Posted by: the mooslums at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (TQkR4)

251 BWW: Buffalo Woke Wings

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

252 This brosectomy trend is right under the "Straight" Dudes Masturbating Together trend under Things That Didn't Happen, isn't happening, and, God willing, won't ever happen.

-------

Yes it is so happening.

Me and Steve are going to be publishing Ace's work in the opinion section of Bateworld. It's our new venture.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

253 212 "buffalo" wings are a marketing stroke of genius. Taking the worst part of a chicken, the cheapest piece you can get with almost no meat on it, then dipping it in chemical flavored lousy sauce and calling it a specialty. Its like "chocolate" diamonds where they took the worst possible clarity and color diamonds, gave them a name women like and sell them as special kinds of gems.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)


Of a piece with charging $5 for a cup of burnt coffee, or the classic "Rinse. Lather. Repeat." advice on shampoo, or the "put a whole box of baking soda in your refrigerator to absorb smells" campaign.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (9OkQ7)

254 About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.
=======

I wonder how much of the fun day the husband spent thinking to himself, "Who has my wife been banging?"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

----------------------

Time for a trip to the Doc's for a sperm motility check, with a possible side stop at the divorce attorney's after results are in.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

255 BWW - we give circle jerk a whole new meaning!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (37IEG)

256
======
It'll pop back up again in about 10 days, cholera epidemic.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (PNdnQ)

Golden Corral's new ad campaign needs work, too.

Posted by: josephistan at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (7HtZB)

257 >>>hat is almost certainly Bob Menery narrating the commercial

oh man I forgot about him. Those were sick-funny!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (PbpT7)

258 232
Weird how Venezuela is not a huge news story these days.

But that's our Future.
======
It'll pop back up again in about 10 days, cholera epidemic.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (PNdnQ)

==========

Page A16 of the New York Times.

No follow up stories.

"We covered it!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (XSSCs)

259 So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM


It had the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (Sp1Lf)

260 This debacle with the nat'l emergency declaration vote perfectly illustrates the dysfunction of the WH on strategic matters, and the desperate need for effective strategery to gut/replace almost all of the incumbent GOP.


Two Scoops has faced a basic choice since he was sworn in, and he won't decide.


It's also a devastating reflection on the electorate's indolence, ignorance, or irresponsibility. That the GOP can even consider this outrageous approach - and calculate that it's OK/good politics for them - instead of, finally, supporting incredibly basic things like security and the rule of law - is sickening.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (QDnY+)

261 But my mom already whacked off my pee pee!!!!

Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)


Phrasing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (OLCnA)

262 Already shut down the factory 24 years ago. For global warming.

Posted by: Stitches at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (yfmD0)

263 Muldoon:
Thanks for the link on the transgender thread and I am sorry to learn that pediatrics is as fucked up as psychiatry and mental health when it comes to accepting politicization of medicine. Back in the 70s we did not have transgenderism (crossdressing, yes, lop it off...no) and we did not have self mutilation either (and all the absurdity that goes with it). I think of transgenderism as a form of severe self injury brought about by a psychotic depression, and that it should be treated as such, just as I believe anorexia is psychotic in nature (if you look in the mirror at 70lbs and see a hippo, you are psychotic, not influenced by social pressure). Most eating disorders spawned by "social pressure" resolve and I suspect socially created transgender issues will do the same if left to nature. Adolescence is hard work on the fringes, but when high school is over, so is most of the shit. For this reason the regional schools do us no favors.

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (U7k5w)

264 "A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"

So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon


My dad had it done. Ten years later along comes my sister.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (LHT0w)

265 BWW: Beto Appoved!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

266 I do think that dudes time their vasectomies for watching events. It was probably more of a thing before streaming. I think BWW is just too late on the curve for this.

Also, no way do you want to travel to a restaurant to do that during recovery.

You want to sit in your own quiet comfortable chair and Not Move.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (yL25O)

267 We are quickly Un-civilizing ourselves.

By 2100, humans will be living in the Ruins like rats.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (RqBBh

We're just doing the whole decadence phase. When it weakens the civilization enough, barbarians will come.

There are always barbarians in every age.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (J+mig)

268 DUDE YOU WERE RIGHT! IT *IS* BOB MENERY!!

https://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscreen/
bob-menerys-2019-buffalo-wild-wings-commercials-watch-all-of-them/

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)

269 Update: it *is* Bob Menery narrating. BWW hired him to do six March-Madness themed commercials this year. Monsters & Critics posted all six of them here: http://tinyurl.com/yykoocwx

Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (vshng)

270 Venezuela - whatchutalkin about!
They discovered "oil" in the water system yesterday when it came back on line!

Their economy is saved!
Now every home is an oil well!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (37IEG)
.........

Think of the savings on heating and cooking, just light the faucet.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

271 261 But my mom already whacked off my pee pee!!!!

Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)


Phrasing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (OLCnA)

No, no....that's coming next

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

272
I sued to think vasectomies keep her from getting pregnant.

All it does is change the babies color.

Posted by: Captain Billy Kristol at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

273 222: It's a joke, until it isn't.

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (U7k5w)

274
"A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went
to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is
freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for
them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"



So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
=====
Well the doctor that did the V had a bunch of his patient's wives get preggars. He went to another guy and said cut off more than deeded.
We all still tease him that his youngest daughter looks an awful lot like the postman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (pw+jk)

275 I mean, it's chicken, not beef. There's no filet mignon of chicken. There's no wagyu chicken. Chicken is entirely about how you spice it, cook it, and flavor it.

Besides, wings are pretty cheap. It's much better marketing to sell pasta for 25-30 bucks a plate when the raw materials are, what, 8 bucks?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

276 "buffalo" wings are a marketing stroke of genius.
=======

Yes, they managed to get a piece of chicken, which used to be given away in the grocery store because they couldn't sell them, priced upwards of $5.99/lb.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (vg8iE)

277

Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (RqBBh)

278 216 BWW: Children = bad, manchildren = good!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK


-----

I wanted to laugh at the commercial instead of being a scold----but ^^^ that's how I felt. "Don't have kids, it interferes with watching college basketball!!"

Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (jUVms)

279 >>241 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)

Concept: Bull on giant rotisserie, you pay the fee, you enter, you get a mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating, fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.

No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)

280 No one, I repeat no one, at The Bulwark, aka cuckshed.com, has any balls. Except for the ones in their mouths of their wives boyfriends.

Posted by: Worc1 at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (+3Y8+)

281 So is marketing to suckers.
Posted by: PT Barnum at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (pVBQu)


HUH?

Posted by: CRAFT BEER at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)

282 I would eat at my concept restaurant.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)

283 It's funny because when you get hot sauce on your wee-wee, it hurts like hell.

(That is an actual possibility at a traditional crawfish boil.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (1ISKN)

284 That the GOP can even consider this outrageous approach - and calculate that it's OK/good politics for them - instead of, finally, supporting incredibly basic things like security and the rule of law - is sickening.
======
There's only one party.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (pVBQu)

285 "there's little doubt that that the natural method of joining an intact set of male genitals to a healthy snizz is better psychologically, spiritually, and demographically"

Keep talking like that, Ace, and you'll end up Catholic. {At least, once we get a real Pope.)

Read this to my wife and she just went off.
"Beyond soy."
"Maybe the pussy hats should get together for mass-ectomies."
Those were my favorite 2 lines, but it went for quite a while.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (VaN/j)

286 268-269: Jinx!

Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (vshng)

287 279 >>241 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)

Concept: Bull on giant rotisserie, you pay the fee, you enter, you get a mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating, fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.

No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)

Call it: Sparta

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

288 227 There was a story the other day about the Chinese doing a data base on their young women.
Factors were
Age
Education
Breedability.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (fcf/y)

Jesus, that could be a gold mine if they included pictures.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

289

The muslims are, then, the Barbarians at the gate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (RqBBh)

290 Concept: Bull on giant rotisserie, you pay the fee, you enter, you get a mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating, fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.

No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)

-----

Denis Leary had a funny bit about that very exact same idea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)

291 No one who would have a brosectomy is in any danger of impregnating anyone in the first place. *



*(I assume that joke has been taken by now but I'm submitting it for regulatory compliance)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

292 Hence, the marketing genius. Look at what they managed to accomplish with crap materials.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)

...

It depends on whether you think perfectly crisped chicken skin is the best part of the chicken.

Because wings have a higher skin/meat ratio and I'm really not sure where this sentence is going to go on this blog but I have several guesses.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (yL25O)

293 241 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
.......

What happens when shellfish is out of season?

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

294 Scratch one more company. First Proctor and Gamble, now BWW.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (ujg0T)

295 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (9gDA7)

296 The Hillary Special

A fat, yellow thigh, small breast & a left wing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (LHT0w)

297 I think the turn in the chain restaurant business has a lot to do with Yelp.

Back in the day you'd go to Applebees or TGI Fridays or whatever because you knew that the experience wasn't likely to suck too badly, while Joe-Bob's Diner was a total crapshoot.

Further, chains and franchises bring with them a certain amount of overhead and often pricey real estate, while Joe-Bob hires his relatives for cash.

Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (8erNz)

298 I wonder how much of the fun day the husband spent thinking to himself, "Who has my wife been banging?"


I previously mentioned the genius who burgled houses, then offered to sell the victim's stuff back to him.

Anyway, while he was in prison (as a returning letterman) he got conjugal visits with his wife every three months. Then she got pregnant, and Einstein was so pleased. He had been worried that he was sterile.

Now the happy couple had lived together for five years before he went up the river, and never used birth control. But now, taking a shot on goal four times a year, he scores. Sure.

Eventually the little lady told his mother that he wasn't the father, but asked her not to tell her son.

Which she didn't. For about 30 seconds.

These were truly the dumbest people I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (9OkQ7)

299 Stop screwing with my Dow Jones!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

300 "Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for two."
"This is Sparta."
"Uhh...yes. I know. You do take reservations, don't you?"
"Kill yourself, helot." Click.

What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)

301 281 So is marketing to suckers.
Posted by: PT Barnum at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (pVBQu)


HUH?
Posted by: CRAFT BEER at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)

Hold our beer watered down fermented beverage made from corn syrup & rice.

Posted by: Big Breweries at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (7HtZB)

302 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)


Gee Wally, I don't understand why they named this place after me.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (OLCnA)

303 And why do they need it anyway? I thought the younger generation was afraid to do it without rubbers, under any circs.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (VaN/j)

304 BWW: Blades of Glory viewing party tonight!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

305 293 241 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
.......

What happens when shellfish is out of season?
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)



Don't forget the tuna.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (ujg0T)

306 277

Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (RqBBh)

[Scratches beard] Well, I guess it depends on the location, doesn't it?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

307 It's not Don Draper material, but I'm glad Bob Menery got the gig...

Posted by: the Butcher at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (DIosY)

308 296 The Hillary Special

A fat, yellow thigh, small breast & a left wing.


Thrown into a van-shaped black box by two muscular dudes.

Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (8erNz)

309 Trump's very presence in the WH proves the electorate (at least, some times) has enough sophistication and attention span to understand things beyond "D" and "R".


Don, STOP talking about "Republicans". Frame everything accurately and honestly. Talk about those (in this example) opposing doing the most basic things to make sure our country has a border, has basic security, has rule of law. Name names. NOT parties.


If the GOP thwarts your agenda (and they're doing that, for the most part), then there is no incremental down-side to accepting that you're at war with them - you have little to lose.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (QDnY+)

310 I've flipped on this and am now inclined this is yet another attempt at #Woke feminist marketing.

I will one up this and say that it's BWW's response to the global warmening STOP HAVING KIDS FOR THE PLANET bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (9gDA7)

311 Now we know who is going to BWW and ordering Parmesan & Garlic, Lemon Pepper, and Salt & Vinegar.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (fRgt5)

312 Concept: Bull on giant rotisserie, you pay the fee, you enter, you get a
mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating,
fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.



No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM


I approve of this concept.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (p+Wdc)

313
A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant.

Yeah. The feminists might not be too pleased that the guy with the vasectomy can prove in court that the woman is lying.

In my case a three month later 'rub one out in this little bottle' and a quick check under a microscope proved the urologists handiwork.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (jYje5)

314 300 "Yes, I'd like to make a reservation for two."
"This is Sparta."
"Uhh...yes. I know. You do take reservations, don't you?"
"Kill yourself, helot." Click.

What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)

God....and just imagine how the hot, fit women would dress there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

315 >>Denis Leary had a funny bit about that very exact same idea. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)

Dammit.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (hgpSN)

316 266 I do think that dudes time their vasectomies for watching events. It was probably more of a thing before streaming. I think BWW is just too late on the curve for this.

Don't know about vasectomies, but I do know a guy that timed wisdom teeth extraction for them. Well he did twice, then he was out of teeth he could sacrifice.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (kUmUV)

317 Their loud complaints notwithstanding, feminists do not want men to have authority over their own birth control. A man with a vasectomy is better equipped to avoid financial responsibility for an unfaithful woman's bastards. Feminists want women to have authority, and men to have responsibility.

Posted by: Anotheranon

Guy in N. Mexico. Divorced wife. had vasectomy. Did not go near ex. She makes claim that she has kid, and that he is father. he calls BS. Court tells him: fuck of, you're on the hook. Never sees his kid. No one else does either.

She manages to stall on testing, gets more money. Is finally ordered to produce a kid, and gets arrested trying to kidnap a kid in the park OUTSIDE OF THE COURTHOUSE.

There was never any kid. He paid out over $20,000 dollars. The state said: fuck off.

Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (6rX0K)

318 Their loud complaints notwithstanding, feminists do not want men to
have authority over their own birth control. A man with a vasectomy is
better equipped to avoid financial responsibility for an unfaithful
woman's bastards. Feminists want women to have authority, and men to
have responsibility.



Posted by: Anotheranon at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM
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I remember some stories about how affluent new York men were getting vasectomies to stop the gold diggers from paternity suits.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (pw+jk)

319

In the olden days, didnt the hospital send you home with your meds?
Or at least some meds?

They send you home with a piece of paper and make you go to CVS.
I hate going to CVS. It's filled with old people and young girls.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (RqBBh)

320 Sorry but if you take the skin off before you eat friend chicken that's just plain old fashioned communism.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

321 12 GOP Senators who voted against Trump
Wicker
Rubio
Portman
Collins
Murkowski
Blount
Alexander
Toomey
Romney
Paul
Moran
Lee

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (nInlj)

322 BWW - Because nothing says "eat at our restaurant" like a vasectomy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)

323 The Voting Age should be the same as the age at which you can buy a M2 machine gun, because voting is deadly serious

Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (QkjLD)

324 eat friend chicken

-------

If that's you, Cannibal Bob, you should know better than to sock the regulars

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)

325 "What happens when shellfish is out of season?"

Blutwurst?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (H0VWd)

326 Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (RqBBh)

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I don't have a goatee,yet but have some chest hair.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:14 PM (pw+jk)

327 I don't have a goatee,yet but have some chest hair.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:14 PM (pw+jk)


One more face lift and you WILL have a goatee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (9OkQ7)

328 Ace - the Menery video you linked has apparently been taken down due to NFL copyright claims. The best place to watch Menery's videos is at Instagram, user handle @BobMenery.

Odds 99-to-1 it's joke, not woke.

Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (vshng)

329 >>320 Sorry but if you take the skin off before you eat friend chicken that's just plain old fashioned communism. Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

It is written.

Some heretics do not eat apple pie with cheddar on top. This is not as bad, but it is haram nonetheless.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (hgpSN)

330

I thought President Trump reversed his Syria decision to get something out of R cucks??

I guess not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (RqBBh)

331 Someone here will know, but I think BWW had an earlier (fatal) infraction - didn't they join the mob to pile on the NRA after Parkland? Something gunzz-related.


Speaking of which, I am getting a like-new Eye-talian reproduction of a Winchester Yellow Boy (45 Colt), gonna do the paperwork Sunday. It's fun, first lever gun and first new caliber in a geologic age.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (QDnY+)

332 "If that's you, Cannibal Bob, you should know better than to sock the regulars
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)"

If you really love someone, you should set them free by coating them in vinegar, salt, and hot pepper extract.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)

333 Trump tweet

VETO!

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)

334 *checks for nood, then goes OT*

Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?

Did Nanzi's cat die or something?

The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)

335 The Conway marriage is a puzzle. No one on the outside can guess what transpires between a couple, but it is odd. Kelly-Anne looks like she is a nervously thin person and George is over full with poundage. How he gets by with publicly blasting his hatred of Trump is truly remarkable. You have to wonder.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (aWjrD)

336 12 GOP Senators who voted against Trump

Wicker

Rubio

Portman

Collins

Murkowski

Blount

Alexander

Toomey

Romney

Paul

Moran

Lee



Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (nInlj)

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We all knew the GOPe would be against Trump more than the demofascists but I did not think they would be that against America.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (pw+jk)

337 or the "put a whole box of baking soda in your refrigerator to absorb smells" campaign.

That actually works, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)

338 Trump's tweet has been up 5 min and has over 6,000 comments.

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (MAstk)

339 Top 500 and I read the content.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (vI+F1)

340 Think I'll pass on the oysters, bring me the clams.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

341 334 *checks for nood, then goes OT*

Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?

Did Nanzi's cat die or something?

The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)

Same problem here. Every few days, flags are down. I no longer care.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

342 I have NO DOUBT this happens.

There are SOOOO many fucks out there who's lives revolve around fantasy sports and gambling that I wouldn't put it past ANY of them to do whatever they could to avoid life for a period of time to focus on the dumbest shit possible.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (9gDA7)

343 Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM

=====

[Scratches beard] Well, I guess it depends on the location, doesn't it?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM


Fascinating.

Posted by: Mirror Spock at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (Sp1Lf)

344 >>That actually works, though.


It does.

But you should use the old box, not an entire new one.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (BKUjK)

345 Smothered Cajun pork loin in onion gravy, then salted caramel ice cream with crushed 'Dots Homestyle Pretzels' to go on top during the movie-watching time. Then to bed.

It is written.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (hgpSN)

346
What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)



God....and just imagine how the hot, fit women would dress there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK


Doesn't matter what you order, you get a bowl of cows blood mixed with barley. Then they make you do 100 burpees or they kill you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

347 327
I don't have a goatee,yet but have some chest hair.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:14 PM (pw+jk)



One more face lift and you WILL have a goatee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (9OkQ7)

Got news for you. Nanzi's chest hair isn't actually chest hair. Those were pubes about 5 facelifts ago.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (jxbfJ)

348
12 GOP Senators who voted against Trump

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM


I'd bet about 90% of those back-stabbers aren't up for reelection in 2020 either. I'd guess 100% off top of head and a quick look.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (jYje5)

349 BWW - We do our best to serve guilty, white, privileged, males.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)

350 We all knew the GOPe would be against Trump more than the demofascists but I did not think they would be that against America.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (pw+jk)

-------

They have been my entire life. They hate us. They're just no longer trying to hide it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)

351 I saw a picture of Lena Dunham hugging Amy Schumer, that should keep the flags at half mast or lower for years.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)

352 Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.

"By His name! Women Goats are cute!"
--Muhammad Muhammed al'Mohammed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (39g3+)

353 The Conway marriage is a puzzle
==========
Nope. I don't know anything but I'll bet you all I don't have that he's got money, real money, and she doesn't.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (pVBQu)

354 333 Trump tweet

VETO!
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)

Could only be better if emphasized with an axe.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

355 331 Someone here will know, but I think BWW had an earlier (fatal) infraction - didn't they join the mob to pile on the NRA after Parkland? Something gunzz-related.


Speaking of which, I am getting a like-new Eye-talian reproduction of a Winchester Yellow Boy (45 Colt), gonna do the paperwork Sunday. It's fun, first lever gun and first new caliber in a geologic age.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (QDnY+)

Uberti? Or Beretta?

I have a Rossi in 44 Mag. Kicks hard, hits hard.

I'm sure you'll love yours.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

356 181
65 The more liberal men who do this, the fewer liberal women will
have abortions, so I can't complain. Between that and neutering their
offspring via tranny-ideology, there could be a shortage of progs in 20
years or so.

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (e9omi)



We really need to encourage this. Sometimes Darwin needs a little boost.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9OkQ7)

That's why they want open borders. And why they hate home schooling. They're not reproducing so they need to import more kids and indoctrinate the kids of conservative parents.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (d6Ksn)

357 The other Republicans who voted to oppose the declaration were Sens. Mike Lee, R-Utah, Rob Portman, R-Ohio; Susan Collins, R-Maine; Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, Marco Rubio, R-Fla., Rand Paul, R-Ky., Lamar Alexander, R-Tenn., Roger Wicker, R-Miss., Roy Blunt, D-Mo., Jerry Moran, R-Kansas, and Pat Toomey, R-Pa. and romney that prick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (bim/x)

358
I think I remember an episode of Laverne & Shirley when they dressed as boys. Shirley looked cute in her little beard.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (RqBBh)

359 343
Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM



=====



[Scratches beard] Well, I guess it depends on the location, doesn't it?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM



Fascinating.

Posted by: Mirror Spock at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (Sp1Lf)
Been a while since the topic of fur, landing strip, or hardwood floors has come up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (jxbfJ)

360 This debacle with the nat'l emergency declaration vote perfectly illustrates the dysfunction of the WH on strategic matters, and the desperate need for effective strategery to gut/replace almost all of the incumbent GOP.


Two Scoops has faced a basic choice since he was sworn in, and he won't decide.


It's also a devastating reflection on the electorate's indolence, ignorance, or irresponsibility. That the GOP can even consider this outrageous approach - and calculate that it's OK/good politics for them - instead of, finally, supporting incredibly basic things like security and the rule of law - is sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (QDnY+)

What was the WH supposed to do? Seriously Rhomboid, this is who he has to work with. Romney just got elected to the Senate , he's there for six years. What does he have to worry about? Money? No. Reelection? He'll be 78 years old, he won't run again, he'll go off into the Mormon sunset.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (nInlj)

361 Got into a comments-contest with a femmie the other day, in which she pulled the 'mansplaining' card. I responded to her other points and remarked that, despite her using 'mansplaining' I elected to take her seriously, anyway. I also urged her to not do that again.

She told me to not spend my time any further in trying to change her mind.

So far I haven't (spent my time) but man-oh-man it is surely tempting!

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (o7l6R)

362 How soon could he do the actual veto?

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)

363 Backstabbing cocksuckers one and all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (bim/x)

364 "Some heretics do not eat apple pie with cheddar on top."

You're fired!

Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (eAZVt)

365 346
What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)



God....and just imagine how the hot, fit women would dress there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK


Doesn't matter what you order, you get a bowl of cows blood mixed with barley. Then they make you do 100 burpees or they kill you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

That's why you don't order. You just go up to the cow, carve off meat, eat and drink.

At Sparta, if you ask someone to order for you, you deserved the burpess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

366 *burpees

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

367 341
334 *checks for nood, then goes OT*



Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?



Did Nanzi's cat die or something?



The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)



Same problem here. Every few days, flags are down. I no longer care.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK
It's lost all validity. It's almost a damned dishonor to honor someone who earned that considering we lower it now if someone has a bad hair day anywhere in the country.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (37IEG)

368 >>351 I saw a picture of Lena Dunham hugging Amy Schumer, that should keep the flags at half mast or lower for years. Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)

Read this and the equipment raisined.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (hgpSN)

369 I saw a picture of Lena Dunham hugging Amy Schumer, that should keep the flags at half mast or lower for years.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz

------

Call BWW. You've discovered an instant, non-invasive digital vasectomy procedure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)

370 They have been my entire life. They hate us. They're just no longer trying to hide it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)

The Left has gone full on socialist, and the Republican Establishment has decided it is a ruling aristocracy with no duty to represent the will of the governed.

We have no representation in government.
This country was founded on a cry of "no taxation without representation!".

This will not end well.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (J+mig)

371 354 333 Trump tweet

VETO!
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)

Could only be better if emphasized with an axe.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
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Yep. I was thinking Braveheart.

Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

372 291 No one who would have a brosectomy is in any danger of impregnating anyone in the first place. *



*(I assume that joke has been taken by now but I'm submitting it for regulatory compliance)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

So you say it's a case of gelding the lily?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (VaN/j)

373 every sperm is sacred ...


don't snip me, bro'

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (Cus5s)

374 334 *checks for nood, then goes OT*

Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?

Did Nanzi's cat die or something?

The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)

Senator Birch Bayh has passed. Responsible for the unspeakable abomination known as Title IX.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

375 12? 12?!!!! Jeebus.


So a healthy majority of the Senate is indifferent to massive criminality, chaos, public health problems, int'l drug cartel activities without which the opioid epidemic wouldn't exist, and the very existence of a border for the country.


And there will be zero political consequences.


Things are really looking good.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (QDnY+)

376 337 or the "put a whole box of baking soda in your refrigerator to absorb smells" campaign.

That actually works, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)


If the odors come from acidic foods, yes.

Think, though. How much of the baking soda is exposed to the air? Just the top layer, right? So instead of putting the whole box in there, you could just sprinkle a little on a dish and achieve the same result, except for goosing the sales of baking soda.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (9OkQ7)

377 >>or they kill you. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

Allowing yourself to be killed: The original homosexual tell.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (hgpSN)

378 The GOP are a cluster of shitstains.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (jUVms)

379 These GOP barkers who claim this is a power grab by the President ought to look at the legislation APPROVED by Congress that gives him that power.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (nInlj)

380 319

In the olden days, didnt the hospital send you home with your meds?
Or at least some meds?

They send you home with a piece of paper and make you go to CVS.
I hate going to CVS. It's filled with old people and young girls.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (RqBBh)

Hey Aqualung

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

381 How soon could he do the actual veto?
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)

--------------------

The moment they send it to him. It sounds like he can't wait for them to do this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (ffYR/)

382 Trump tweet

VETO!

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)
..........

I hope he starts making a habit out of this.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

383

That's "Tea Party Favorite" Marco Rubio.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (RqBBh)

384 Lincoln the goat sworn in as Vermont town's new mayor, immediately defecates

Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)

385 So you say it's a case of gelding the lily?


*snort*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (fuK7c)

386 377 >>or they kill you. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

Allowing yourself to be killed: The original homosexual tell.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (hgpSN)

It's called 'The Alcibiades' maneuver.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

387 >> except for goosing the sales of baking soda.


Open Box
Shake Thoroughly

(Fine Print: Not necessarily in that order.)

Posted by: Arm and Hammer at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (BKUjK)

388 Rob Portman was already dead to me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (y7DUB)

389 Yea

MUMR!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

390 196----....Have talked with two parents with kids waiting for their college decisions this week/next - they agree it comes off as a publicity stunt (a pathetic one) to rehabilitate the FBI/DOJ - whatever the real story.....

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (QDnY+)
-------------------------------
I am going to assume that these parents are upper-middle class, that their kids have applied to elite or semi-elite schools, and (above all) that said parents actually follow the news. (?)

The impact on people with no aspirations to a bachelor's degree or only to job-certification degrees at Bumfuck State U. is quite different.

To them, the story is not about the FBI at all. They don't know what particular agency caught these people.
It's all about our snobby ruling class and their elite pretensions.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (Rxduq)

391 392
Yea



MUMR!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK
Yes, BBW vasectomies and MUMR - truly, it is a sign

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)

392 Rob Portman was already dead to me.
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More interested in the sexual deviance of his son.

I wonder if they sit around and watch XXX gay porn together.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

393 >>385 Lincoln the goat sworn in as Vermont town's new mayor, immediately defecates
Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)

The goat's action was unconstipational.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (hgpSN)

394 395 Rob Portman was already dead to me.
=======

More interested in the sexual deviance of his son.

I wonder if they sit around and watch XXX gay porn together.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

Come to BBW, boys!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

395 Senator Birch Bayh has passed. Responsible for the unspeakable abomination known as Title IX.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

Isn't there a clause in the Constitution about how the government cannot award titles?

How is Title IX not one? It gives extraordinary powers to a specific party, outside the normal scope of the law.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (J+mig)

396 12? 12?!!!! Jeebus.

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That makes 59. Mitch just needs 8 more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

397 >>3 WAYS

Beef 3 ways? Lo mein 3 ways? Orda by numbah, shitforbrains.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:26 PM (hgpSN)

398 I am not a Evolution true-believer. But this just proves to me I've figured out more about survival, and libs, however much they believe in Evolution, just don't get it.

You don't reproduce -> you're a loser. You are declaring "I have substandard genes!".

Oh! It's going to be tough for the kids you sire?!!!!

Welcome to the idea of survival, sir. My offspring will at least have a place at the start.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 03:26 PM (vDqXW)

399 397
For those keeping score - you just saw the opening bid on number of GOP Senators willing to vote to remove Trump:





Quite a bit higher than many assumed.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (IdRpH)
If you have a Senator on that list --- remember that when they are up for re-election. Then ask yourself is it better to put them back in office knowing their treachery. Even if it means not casting a vote in that race, possibly giving the seat to the Dems. Because, at this stage -- is there a difference between them?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (jxbfJ)

400
That aint the real MUMR.

The real MUMRs post are there.... then gone.


Thats probably Bannana Shits Guy. Still stalking the ettes.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

401 These GOP barkers who claim this is a power grab by the President ought to look at the legislation APPROVED by Congress that gives him that power.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (nInlj)

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Yep, and used about 60 times since the 70's without a peep from Congress. Their freakout on this one issue just reconfirms who their real constituents are, and it ain't us.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (ffYR/)

402 Jen, the WH was/is supposed to do politics, to focus a lot of fire on these GOP people, NOT just always the Dems, who are hopeless and useless.


Well now he will have the chance to do it. Veto, and go on the offensive.


Surface amity is meaningless if critical national priorities, which also happen to be your agenda and the main reason you're in the WH, are openly snubbed by "your" party.




Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)

403 Jen, I agree with your sentiment. They are in service to themselves not the Country.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (fcf/y)

404 12? 12?!!!! Jeebus.

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That makes 59. Mitch just needs 8 more.
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ha ha a proxy for impeachment

When's that Mueller report coming out *taps watch*

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (JEsyg)

405 Gin-thirty. Huzzah! Out.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (hgpSN)

406 "Certainly society in general bombards people with anti-child-rearing messages..."

White people.

Everyone else is encouraged to keep shitting out more white demographic replacement tools.

Bonus points for miscegenation ads between white women and black men.

Posted by: AJP at March 14, 2019 03:28 PM (qzlMS)

407 Lincoln the goat sworn in as Vermont town's new mayor, immediately defecates

Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)
..........

if more politicians behaved this way they might have better approval ratings

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

408 The impact on people with no aspirations to a bachelor's degree or only to job-certification degrees at Bumfuck State U. is quite different.

To them, the story is not about the FBI at all. They don't know what particular agency caught these people.
It's all about our snobby ruling class and their elite pretensions.


I'm in contact with more than two parents in the "waiting for acceptance letters" boat - it's basically everyone I know.

No one here is talking about the FBI aspect nor would they care a whit. It's all about the schools the testing etc etc

and we're upper middle class to rich, many who went to Ivies and similar

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 14, 2019 03:28 PM (Rarvo)

409 Islamic Jihad in Gaza fires two rockets at Tel Aviv area
Two large explosions heard in Tel Aviv after rocket alert sirens rock the entire Dan Region, Iron Dome activated

Sounds like the arabs are trying to re-elect Netanyahu

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (bim/x)

410 Everyone else is encouraged to keep shitting out more white demographic replacement tools.

-------

PP markets more heavily to blacks than McDonald's does.

The government wants to replace us with imports.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

411 Is this targeted at the guys Ace wrote about last year? You remember, the "straight men" who, when hanging out together, spooned and cuddled.

But this definitely won't satisfy the feminazis. They want nothing less than the full Lorena treatment.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (VaN/j)

412 More interested in the sexual deviance of his son.

I wonder if they sit around and watch XXX gay porn together.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)


I don't care about his mincemeat son so much as his dickweed father was willing to put his opinion over the wishes of the state he represents and vote counter to the DOMA law in place and then go scurrying to MessDNC to jerk off about how he's evolved while they squeeee away while thinking "what a fucking tool".

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (y7DUB)

413 A series of red alert sirens sounded Thursday evening in the Gush Dan region in central Israel.

In addition, an explosion was reported in the city of Or Yehudah near Tel Aviv.

The IDF confirmed that two rockets were fired at Gush Dan. One rocket was intercepted by the Iron Dome system. The remains of a rocket fell in northern Tel Aviv.

No casualties were reported.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (bim/x)

414 Ha.

"THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT FROM NFL WHO HAS BLOCKED IT FROM DISPLAY ON THIS WEBSITE OR APPLICATION."

Way to helpfully remind me why I use hooktube, Google.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (xyung)

415 Obviously, a hate organization ..

"Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated. As a civil rights organization, the SPLC is committed to ensuring that the conduct of our staff reflects the mission of the organization and the values we hope to instill in the world. When one of our own fails to meet those standards, no matter his or her role in the organization, we take it seriously and must take appropriate action.

"Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we're taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace practices, to ensure that our talented staff is working in the environment that they deserve - one in which all voices are heard and all staff members are respected.

"The SPLC is deeply committed to having a workplace that reflects the values it espouses - truth, justice, equity and inclusion, and we believe the steps we have taken today reaffirm that commitment."

Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (QkjLD)

416 College admission thingy

this just in: opportunistic cali lawyer files multi billion dollar lawsuit on behalf of class . . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (pVBQu)

417


PP markets more heavily to blacks than McDonald's does.



The government wants to replace us with imports.


Cheaper, obedient, expendable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

418 Fuck, we just get rid of that self absorbed ass, McCain and now we have Romney. What did we do to deserve these assholes?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)

419 I am not a Evolution true-believer. But this just proves to me I've figured out more about survival, and libs, however much they believe in Evolution, just don't get it.

You don't reproduce -> you're a loser. You are declaring "I have substandard genes!".

Oh! It's going to be tough for the kids you sire?!!!!

Welcome to the idea of survival, sir. My offspring will at least have a place at the start.
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 03:26 PM (vDqXW)

They don't understand evolution they worship it without comprehension, just like all of the other pronouncements of their pretend-scientist priesthood. It makes them feel smart to be on the same side as "the experts", even if they don't have a f-ing clue how anything actually works.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (J+mig)

420 The government wants to replace us with imports.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

--

Ha. The jokes on them. Those foreign models require a lot more upkeep than domestics.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (xyung)

421
KKK Cars

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (xyung)

422 The government wants to replace us with imports.
====

Yes, yes they do - ones who are used to socialism and crushing government control.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (vg8iE)

423 Margarita, well I'm happy for those who get their little dose of class-envy schadenfreude out of it, but that's meaningless and worthless to the country. The transformation of the most powerful US institutions into something resembling Zambia is everybody's problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (QDnY+)

424 424 Fuck, we just get rid of that self absorbed ass, McCain and now we have Romney. What did we do to deserve these assholes?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)

We permitted them to gain power and sustained them once they had it.

And by 'we', I mean AZ and UT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

425 Did they ditch Dees over the various lawsuits they're looking at? Or did he #metoo somebody?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

426 I don't care about his mincemeat son so much as his dickweed father was willing to put his opinion over the wishes of the state he represents and vote counter to the DOMA law in place and then go scurrying to MessDNC to jerk off about how he's evolved while they squeeee away while thinking "what a fucking tool".
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Evolved = being blackmailed

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:32 PM (2Pu29)

427 So instead of putting the whole box in there, you could just sprinkle a little on a dish and achieve the same result, except for goosing the sales of baking soda

For a while, Arm & Hammer was putting out boxes you could strip the cardboard from the sides, revealing these vents. But yeah, no reason to put an entire box in.

I mean, baking soda is cheap but still its a waste.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)

428 Gee. There's usually a million stories citing the SPLC.

Bing shows ONE link to a story about Dees getting the axe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

429 The government wants to replace us with imports.

Cheaper, obedient, expendable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

Not replacements. They are mercenaries. They are predominantly military age men drawn in for promises of free stuff. When the shit hits the fan, they will be told they have to fight to earn their freebs.

They know that soyboys and trigglypuffs don't make an army. This is how that circle gets squared.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (J+mig)

430 "Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.



Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (LHT0w)

431 "Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.

I never liked that smarmy prick.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (9OkQ7)

432 They don't understand evolution they worship it without comprehension, just like all of the other pronouncements of their pretend-scientist priesthood.

Yeah its a religious doctrine, its their creation myth, what it actually states and means is irrelevant to the true believer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

433 12 Republicans are going to vote to surrender the USA to Guatemala? The drug cartels must be paying really well these days.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

434 I never liked that smarmy prick.
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that is an insult to smarmy pricks

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (pVBQu)

435 Damn, I miss those Quizno commercials.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM)

436 Southern Poverty Law Center fires co-founder Morris Dees

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (MAstk)

437 437 "Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.

I never liked that smarmy prick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (9OkQ7)

He's no Morris Day

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

438 In fairness, Disco Duck was a pretty fun song.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (xyung)

439 Republicans are going to vote to surrender the USA to Guatemala? The drug cartels must be paying really well these days.
=====
100 million to prior president of mexico.

Sworn testimony in EL Chapo trial.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (JEsyg)

440 Fuck, we just get rid of that self absorbed ass, McCain and now we have Romney. What did we do to deserve these assholes?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)


I still think the majority of voters were smarter than I was for voting for Cock Curious instead of those turds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (y7DUB)

441 Voting for this resolution knowing it will be vetoed and the veto sustained isn't remotely a proxy for impeachment, as disastrous as it is.


But it is a reminder that Trump is a black swan, and at least on certain issues the country has a death wish, and time is not on Two Scoops' side.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (QDnY+)

442 For those keeping score - you just saw the opening bid on number of GOP Senators willing to vote to remove Trump:

Quite a bit higher than many assumed.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (IdRpH)
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I'm afraid you're correct.

Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (G0vdT)

443 444
In fairness, Disco Duck was a pretty fun song.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (xyung)



ooooh eeeeee oooooooh eeeeee oooooooh

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

444 Backstabbing cocksuckers one and all

--

Might I be considered out of bounds to gently suggest their family members should be the ones to befall the horror that came to be for Bambi Larson, the 59-year old woman who was stalked then stabbed to death by a 24-year old illegal from Mexico, Carlos Carranza?

Until these congressmaggots experience the horrors happening all over the country, they could care less how many decent Americans lose their lives.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (JoUsr)

445 Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.

I thought Morris Dees was a late 80s funk singer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)

446 In fairness, Disco Duck was a pretty fun song.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


F'n ear worm. Thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (LHT0w)

447 "Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.

Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (LHT0w)

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For a long time he was, as the Founder. Then he became a liability, so he had to take his hundreds of millions in salted away shakedown money and leave.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (ffYR/)

448 For those keeping score - you just saw the opening bid on number of GOP Senators willing to vote to remove Trump:

---

Veto proof, b*tches!

- Mitch McConnell

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (xyung)

449 Republicans are going to vote to surrender the USA to Guatemala? The drug cartels CoC must be paying really well these days.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

450

Yahoo - The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency.


They're smart not dumb like people say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (OLCnA)

451 For those keeping score - you just saw the opening bid on number of GOP Senators willing to vote to remove Trump:

Quite a bit higher than many assumed.

Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (IdRpH)
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I'm afraid you're correct.
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This is going to be the nearest run thing since Waterloo. No telling how it will turn out.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (6ShNP)

452 Veto proof, b*tches!

- Mitch McConnell


You wish

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)

453 I think the implication is stay home from work for the day and watch college basketball, not watch more basketball because you can't go to the bathroom.

Posted by: Mike S at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Gyg4r)

454 199
Decline.



Decline also to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. The local one has a "no
evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is
managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.



Not to mention that the place is too goddamned loud.

They are the same chain that threw out policemen in 2013 because they had their sidearms:

Posted by: PHenry at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (ETNOL)

455 Might I be considered out of bounds to gently suggest their family members should be the ones to befall the horror that came to be for Bambi Larson, the 59-year old woman who was stalked then stabbed to death by a 24-year old illegal from Mexico, Carlos Carranza?

Until these congressmaggots experience the horrors happening all over the country, they could care less how many decent Americans lose their lives.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun


Is there any idea why he attacked her?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (6rX0K)

456 One must assume Dees was key to some financial improprieties (of which the SPLC reeks - I mean when you can get past the stench of racism and totalitarianism).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)

457 F'n ear worm. Thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (LHT0w)

--

I can be immediately countered by watching some of those old Quiznos commercials.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=cG042nkReBA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (xyung)

458 If you have a Senator on that list --- remember that when they are up for re-election. Then ask yourself is it better to put them back in office knowing their treachery. Even if it means not casting a vote in that race, possibly giving the seat to the Dems. Because, at this stage -- is there a difference between them?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (jxbfJ)

Unfortuntely, as a poster noted upthread, most are not up for reelection until 2022 or 24.
Rubio 2022
Romney 2024
Lee 2022
Collins 2020
Murkowski 2022
Alexander 2020
Portman 2022
I don't have time right now to look up the rest . But it will be similar.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (nInlj)

459 I'll tell you, future historians will be horrified at the fecklessness of the Republican Party at a time when seriously evil and malevolent people are gaining power.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (xjiRE)

460 429 Margarita, well I'm happy for those who get their little dose of class-envy schadenfreude out of it, but that's meaningless and worthless to the country. The transformation of the most powerful US institutions into something resembling Zambia is everybody's problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (QDnY+)


As previously mentioned, I have a different take. I think this thing strikes a blow against the increasing corruption, cronyism, and elitism that has infected the country. It also constitutes a blow against the two-tier justice system, one for them, one for us. It's a little like prosecuting Smollett for his race crime hoax; it's time for people to pay for their bad behavior, regardless of their station in life.

So, yeah, I'm all for going after these people. Ring 'em up, I say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (9OkQ7)

461 For those keeping score - you just saw the opening bid on number of GOP Senators willing to vote to remove Trump

-------

As I mentioned upthread, Mitch only needs 8 more.

If he can't whip those votes in time, watch for the RNSC to take a knee in 2020.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)

462 "Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.



Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (LHT0w)


I thought they were talking about Morris Day.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

463 "Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.

Why? He retire, or what awful thing on top of 40 plus years awful things did Morris Dees do most recently?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (AllCR)

464 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said he gave credit to Republicans who "put principal above party" by backing the resolution to terminate Trump's action.

Fucking cucks.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

465 Unless the voters make their anger and frustration felt by these congressmen, they'll go on smarming and ignoring us. Why not? 98% reelection rate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+)

466 Alexander 2020
...

He's retiring.

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (MAstk)

467
Yahoo - The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency.


They're smart not dumb like people say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM


Damn that's a lot of Senators. Anyone have a list of the new states? I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (jYje5)

468 Decline also to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. The local one has a "no
evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is
managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.



They are the same chain that threw out policemen in 2013 because they had their sidearms.

Posted by: PHenry at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (ETNOL)

469 The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency.

***

Wait. Aren't there 2 senators per State?

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (pGe/U)

470 429 Margarita, well I'm happy for those who get their little dose of class-envy schadenfreude out of it, but that's meaningless and worthless to the country. The transformation of the most powerful US institutions into something resembling Zambia is everybody's problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (QDnY+)
-------------------------------
But that's the thing.
It's NOT simply old-fashioned "class-envy."

It's the unmasking of pretensions --- of the fiction that our elite educational institutions are what they once (mostly) were.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Rxduq)

471 "Yahoo - The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency."

Are you sure about that?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

472 As a sub-species, hard-core gay believers in evolution will die out.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (RuIsu)

473 Dees, however, will be replaced at the SPLC by his older brother, Bofa.

Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (11H2y)

474 Beware the nads of March.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Hx3Yn)

475 Unfortuntely, as a poster noted upthread, most are not up for reelection until 2022 or 24

That's courage!

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (6d+tz)

476 471 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said he gave credit to Republicans who "put principal above party" by backing the resolution to terminate Trump's action.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
------------

Schumer continued..."god knows I'd never do that".

Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

477 Some heretics do not eat apple pie with cheddar on top. This is not as bad, but it is haram nonetheless.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM


I have heard of this practice. As a New Englander, it disturbs me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (p+Wdc)

478 463 One must assume Dees was key to some financial improprieties (of which the SPLC reeks - I mean when you can get past the stench of racism and totalitarianism).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)


I think the SPLC reeks of financial shenanigans too, but it has done for a long time. Why fire Dees now? Was he embezzling from them? Bopping secretaries? Or, horror of horrors, thinking about voting for Trump?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9OkQ7)

479 I'll tell you, future historians will be horrified
at the fecklessness of the Republican Party at a time when seriously
evil and malevolent people are gaining power.

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (xjiRE)


Hopefully thats the chapter in the book right before the chapter that tells how the legacy Americans lost their shit and started hunting them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9Om/r)

480 We must find someone who could oust Murkowski in 2022.


I'm in for a donation. She must go. At least Collins voted for Kav.

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (MAstk)

481 Resolutions are meaningless. They give politicians an opportunity to sound noble with no particular outcome.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

482 Fried pies with squeeze cheese, only $12 at your local state fair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (xyung)

483 Time for Trump to create detention centers for illegals to wait in until their court date arrives. I'd suggest Malibu and Martha's Vineyard would be the snizzle. Stick these worthy illegals up the Beautiful People's ass good and hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

484 Dees must have been skimming dough, or was caught diddling the help. I'm glad the d-bag is gone but who replaces him?

Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (11H2y)

485 Wait. Aren't there 2 senators per State?

Shh, they're rolling

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

486 Buffalo Wild Wings just got bought out by Arby's recently.

Posted by: Happyj at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (L42xv)

487 Seems to me, that years ago now, we were told to boycott BWW because they don't allow CCW holders to carry in their dives, even in legal CCW States.

Sorry, I can't boycott them twice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (nPGq2)

488 487 We must find someone who could oust Murkowski in 2022.
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What's Sarah Palin up to these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

489 I'm very hate-has-no-home when it comes to pie. Ice cream, cheese, if you're handing me a piece of pie I'm not going to complain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)

490 I refuse to boycott BBWs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)

491 Sorry, I can't boycott them twice.

Well, not with that attitude.

Posted by: Tony Robbins at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (sZRzw)

492 What is the deal with that vote?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (jUVms)

493 486 Hopefully thats the chapter in the book right before the chapter that tells how the legacy Americans lost their shit and started hunting them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9Om/r)


Yeah, no.

If non-Leftist people were going to start killing, they would have already started by now.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

494 BBW: We survive due to brand loyalty alone!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

495 476 The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency.

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Wait. Aren't there 2 senators per State?
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (pGe/U)

Common Core math. 57 states multiplied by molluscs, then divided by rutabagas...

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (J+mig)

496 What's Sarah Palin up to these days?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)


Posting on Facebook, according to my wife.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (9gDA7)

497
House or Senate. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (jYje5)

498 So if 10 guys get together for a group vasectomy but only 5 go through with it, would that be half-vassed?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (m45I2)

499 497 I refuse to boycott BBWs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)

Isn't Fat Tolerance supposed to be Unacceptable?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

500 Dees' Nutz!

Posted by: SNOOP DOG at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (MAstk)

501 apple pie with cheddar on top.

****

*snicker*

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (pGe/U)

502 Heh, the house just voted 420-0 to pass a non binding resolution that Meuller should release his report.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (39g3+)

503 It's the unmasking of pretensions --- of the fiction that our elite educational institutions are what they once (mostly) were.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Rxduq)

Agreed. It's also a look behind the curtain of how things get done in certain circles.

And in the best case, it may result in a move away from non-academic criteria (extra-curricular activities and other crap) to more objectively-based criteria (e.g., the SAT). Then all we have to do is tighten up security on SAT testing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (9OkQ7)

504 One must assume Dees was key to some financial improprieties (of which the SPLC reeks - I mean when you can get past the stench of racism and totalitarianism).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)

I think the SPLC reeks of financial shenanigans too, but it has done for a long time. Why fire Dees now? Was he embezzling from them? Bopping secretaries? Or, horror of horrors, thinking about voting for Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm sure he's still running things in the background

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (6d+tz)

505 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Posted by: Lemongrab at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (2Pu29)

506 490 - that is brilliant. Malibu, Martha's VIneyard, Cambridge, the Hamptons, and the hometowns of all the bluestate governors who do that sanctuary BS. and the Mayors, too...

Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (11H2y)

507 Seems to me, that years ago now, we were told to boycott BWW because they don't allow CCW holders to carry in their dives, even in legal CCW States.

Sorry, I can't boycott them twice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (nPGq2)


In Texas, they had a "no guns allowed" sign that was not legally binding in any way, shape or form, so it wasn't like you COULDN'T CC a weapon.....you just knew that if they saw you, the manager could ask you to leave.

Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (9gDA7)

508 Anatomically speaking there is a vas deferens between a circumcision and a prostatectomy.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (m45I2)

509 12 GOP Senators who voted against Trump

It's not even good failure theater it's #OrangeManBad horseshit.

Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (FhXTo)

510 Heh, in the news: burglar found with 900 pound safe on top of him. Quite dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)

511 So big Ag wants moar cheap labor. Surprised?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)

512 Resolutions like this aren't meaningless, in this context.


It's now 2 years since a true outsider was elected president, largely on his clear and sensible positions about restoring a border, rule of law, and common sense and security with regard to immigration/migration.


Nearly bupkis has been done - outside that president's policy and executive authority - to address these critical interests. Things are much, much worse at the border than when Trump was sworn in. For a number of reasons, all of which are known and all of which Congress refuses to take action on. (some critical issues *were not even raised by the WH* in the talks over the approps package than ended the partial shut-down).


This resolution/vote is a brazen F U to the WH, and to the electorate. Even as things spiral ever downward at the "border".



Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (QDnY+)

513 516 Anatomically speaking there is a vas deferens between a circumcision and a prostatectomy.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (m45I2)

That one hurts both ways

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

514 Rubio.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (LL1Be)

515 I think the SPLC reeks of financial shenanigans too, but it has done for a long time. Why fire Dees now? Was he embezzling from them? Bopping secretaries? Or, horror of horrors, thinking about voting for Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9OkQ7)

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There are quite few pending lawsuits against the SPLC. This seems like their attempt to throw him overboard so the sharks will be satisfied for a little while as they can point to how much they are mending their ways.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (ffYR/)

516 I'm glad the d-bag is gone but who replaces him?

****

They'll never find anyone as insufferable as him! Although I have heard they're checking out some vegan bicycle enthusiasts

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (pGe/U)

517 It's the unmasking of pretensions --- of the fiction that our elite educational institutions are what they once (mostly) were.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Rxduq)

That pretension is a lot of how Lefty academia manages to keep its stranglehold. This is very damaging to their credibility, or would be, if we had a party of fighters that would use this as a pretext to pass laws reforming the academy.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (J+mig)

518 Heh, in the news: burglar found with 900 pound safe on top of him. Quite dead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So, it was unsafe?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (6rX0K)

519 A Brosectomy is when both you and your wife's boyfriend get snipped together.

Posted by: Roy at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (xqdqQ)

520 When I got my circumcision I couldn't walk for a year.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (xPJvm)

521 This resolution/vote is a brazen F U to the WH, and to the electorate. Even as things spiral ever downward at the "border".

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Why yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Your Betters in Congreff at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (9THak)

522 Is there anything more depressing than expired condoms?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (xyung)

523 BTW has Gaylord put out his brackets yet for March Madness?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (dT2km)

Proof, if proof were needed, that roundball is not a sport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (nPGq2)

524 Resolutions are meaningless. They give politicians an opportunity to sound noble with no particular outcome.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR


It's just more virtue signaling. "See? We told Orange man Bad he was bad. So there!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (hLRSq)

525 Jack Posbiec

Sources say that AG Barr pushed out andrew weisman of mueller team, and vetoed any indictment of trump jr or kushner

Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (OIiAB)

526 Between vasectomies, abortions and parents misgendering their 3 year olds there are more and more barriers on a sperm cell's journey to join an ovum and reach adulthood.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (m45I2)

527 Hollywood actress has decided to join the Army.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85611

Can we now have a new version of Stripes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (dT2km)

528 Went to BWW once, on their discount night. Meh. I make better. And loud, and stupid, and a zillion loud TVs with mostly stupid sports on them.


Sort of a metaphor for America!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (QDnY+)

529 514 490 - that is brilliant. Malibu, Martha's VIneyard, Cambridge, the Hamptons, and the hometowns of all the bluestate governors who do that sanctuary BS. and the Mayors, too...
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Make them lead by example and cover the bankruptcy of their hospitals, the militarization of their police force, and the utter gutting of their Public Schools. Show us how to embrace primitive illiterates and maintain any fucking standards.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)

530 12 Gop Senate Traitors. All i can say

Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OIiAB)

531 524
I'm glad the d-bag is gone but who replaces him?



****



They'll never find anyone as insufferable as him! Although I have heard they're checking out some vegan bicycle enthusiasts

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (pGe/U)


I'm in!

Posted by: Ultimate Crossfit Bro at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (ymnmz)

532 I refuse to boycott BBWs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)




The restaurant or chubby chicks?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OLCnA)

533 When both the House and Senate pass the same resolution, it has the force of law.

But, then it can be vetoed, too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (1ISKN)

534 Hmmmmmm. That press release about Dees reads like he did something in the workplace he shouldn't have. Has #MeToo hit Montgomery? Stay tuned...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (AM1GF)

535 529 This resolution/vote is a brazen F U to the WH, and to the electorate. Even as things spiral ever downward at the "border".
....

I will take a victory in SCOTUS over the Senate any day.

We will win this one.

Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

536 Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated.

I never liked that smarmy prick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (9OkQ7)

He's no Morris Day
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He's no Morris the Cat

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

537 Out of my entire writing process, the transcription from handwritten pages to the computer is just the worst part of it all.

So tedious...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (oh/Sd)

538 12 Gop Senate Traitors. All i can say
Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OIiAB)

Oh I am sure you can say more? LOL

Let it rip

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (bim/x)

539 "501Yeah, no.



If non-Leftist people were going to start killing, they would have already started by now.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)"
...
That's what the left is counting on, but we're looking at a pretty unique situation in terms of a population that knows what they intend and is armed in a manner unlike any population in recorded history.
I would agree with what was stated around here a couple of months ago - to the left, violence is a dial. To the right, it's a binary switch. The threshold is very high, but the results will be biblical.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (eAshZ)

540 So, it was unsafe?

No word on whether or not he was a coyote

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+)

541 Now if the SPLC can fall into a sinkhole...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (dT2km)

542 534
Between vasectomies, abortions and parents misgendering their 3 year
olds there are more and more barriers on a sperm cell's journey to join
an ovum and reach adulthood.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (m45I2)
That list used to be lots shorter -- with just marriage listed on it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)

543 Out of my entire writing process, the transcription from handwritten pages to the computer is just the worst part of it all.

Yes, that's why I write on the computer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)

544 518 Heh, in the news: burglar found with 900 pound safe on top of him. Quite dead.


*******

In Soviet Russia safe cracks you.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (m45I2)

545 How about pizza instead of wings?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (sy5kK)

546 The restaurant or chubby chicks?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OLCnA)

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That was the joke. I went to the restaurant once and was unimpressed.

Were there not marital repercussions I'd be willing to try a proportionate and charming BBW if she possessed even a passing interest in sex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (xyung)

547 Wicker of mississippi is a joke. Along with moran of kansas

Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (OIiAB)

548 There are quite few pending lawsuits against the SPLC. This seems like their attempt to throw him overboard so the sharks will be satisfied for a little while as they can point to how much they are mending their ways.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (ffYR/)


I thought about that, but lean against it, for several reasons.

First, canning Dees won't save them from the litigation. It was the organization that was at fault, and it still exists.

Second, the notification is so peremptory. It sounds like a straight-up firing for cause. They could have just announced Dees's departure to "spend time with his family, or some such," but this press release sounds like he just unceremoniously got the boot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9OkQ7)

549 548
So, it was unsafe?



No word on whether or not he was a coyote

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Witnesses have come forward stating they thought they heard a "Beep! Beep!" just prior to the burglar's unsafe safe handling.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (jxbfJ)

550 551 Out of my entire writing process, the transcription from handwritten pages to the computer is just the worst part of it all.

Yes, that's why I write on the computer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)

===========

My rewrites are more in depth if I do drafts by hand.

It's to force myself to work harder on the writing.

So, ultimately worth it, I think, but I just won't stop bitching about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (oh/Sd)

551 Some heretics do not eat apple pie with cheddar on top. This is not as bad, but it is haram nonetheless.

Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM

I have heard of this practice. As a New Englander, it disturbs me.



The gun lobbyist in Thank You for Smoking had cheese on his apple pie and a little American flag.

I assumed it was satire. Who puts cheese on pie?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (fuK7c)

552 If non-Leftist people were going to start killing, they would have already started by now.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

Relax, my minority pal. I thought that way too, once. But the fact is that the American conservative is profoundly a social creature. They (generally) don't go off like a lone cowboy or ronin- ironic, considering their heritage. With a strong cultural figure like Donald Trump at the helm, they're willing to wait for a cue. By contrast, when they lack a leadership figure, events like Oklahoma City happen. The President knows this, and it's why he has been extraordinarily patient.

Judgement is coming, one way or the next.

Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (fPLS0)

553 Rand Paul.
SO consistent.

Give me a break.

Why do we bother voting for (R)s?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)

554 burglar found with 900 pound safe on top of him. Quite dead

***

They going to charge the homeowner for not bolting it down?

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (pGe/U)

555 Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM

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Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

Posted by: Jolo at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (WrMOC)

556
My rewrites are more in depth if I do drafts by hand.

It's to force myself to work harder on the writing.

So, ultimately worth it, I think, but I just won't stop bitching about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (oh/Sd)

---

You should do them all in that elaborate Spencerian (IIRC) style* so that they'll be more memorable when you hit it big.

* I think you need a dedicated writing table just for your arm movements, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (xyung)

557 nutz

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (vtcmf)

558 The gun lobbyist in Thank You for Smoking had cheese on his apple pie and a little American flag.



I assumed it was satire. Who puts cheese on pie?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (fuK7c)

Cheese on apple pie is a thing. Try it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

559 Sen. Sleazy Thom Tillis is out in the next election. O-U-T- out.

idk if the Dems run zombie Lazar Kaganovich against him.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (ismre)

560
That's okay. I won't remember which of the 12 bastards voted against Trump by 2020 so I'll just take revenge on my states token (R) Senator. New game, new rules.

Get it together, or get out.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (jYje5)

561 One of my favorite snacks is cornbread in a glass of buttermilk. I will not criticize anyone for cheese on pie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (xyung)

562 Cute idea for detention centers in Malibu etc. but in fact detention capacity was *reduced* in the "spending compromise". In any case, it's far past overwhelmed at this point.


And it's a boring and complicated thing, but an interesting indicator of dysfunction and almost certainly brewing morale problems, that ICE and the BP are now feuding over who serves legal papers on detained illegals.


O-care confirmed it's not really a country any more, just lots of people living near each other. Millions and millions remain devastated by O-care (exclusively the self-sufficient and productive, BTW), yet ....... not *even* crickets. Much less action by Congress, including a "GOP controlled" Congress.


The border disaster - apart from the drug crisis - doesn't directly materially affect that many people, in the next 48 hours - so it doesn't exist.


Illegals who shouldn't be here murdering cops gets about 48 hours in the news cycle now, a Trump tweet, emotional press conferences by sheriffs, bagpipes, motorcades, blah blah blah ..... uh, what? Oh yeah, a cop killed.


In certain key respects, "it's dead, Jim".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (QDnY+)

563 If we vote for (D)s we get the same results but don't have to kick ourselves for hating "our guys".

Uniparty First, Foremost and Always.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (LL1Be)

564 Cheese on apple pie is a thing. Try it.

***

Yeah no. That's asking for it

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (pGe/U)

565 I'm going to move to Utah, just so I can vote against Romney.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

566 The following quotes the SPLC release re: Dees: (emphasis mine where added) (sourced from WSFA-TV Montgomery AL) (where I live) (stop me)



“Effective yesterday, Morris Dees’ employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated. As a civil rights organization, the SPLC is committed to ensuring that the conduct of our staff reflects the mission of the organization and the values we hope to instill in the world. When one of our own fails to meet those standards, no matter his or her role in the organization, we take it seriously and must take appropriate action.

“Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we’re taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace practices, to ensure that our talented staff is working in the environment that they deserve – one in which all voices are heard and all staff members are respected.

“The SPLC is deeply committed to having a workplace that reflects the values it espouses – truth, justice, equity and inclusion, and we believe the steps we have taken today reaffirm that commitment.”


Sounds like someone colored outside the lines...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (AM1GF)

567 From the SF Chronicle:

Reached by telephone, Dees said the matter involved a personnel issue. He said the Southern Poverty Law Center is a wonderful organization, and he wishes it luck.

Diddling the help, sounds like. Pretty impressive for an 83 year old, if true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (9OkQ7)

568 it's not really a country any more, just lots of people living near each other.

--

Consider that stolen. Or socialized, I guess.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (xyung)

569 Hope to get a little project finished up soon. Just discovered a couple of subtle goofs that need fixing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (dT2km)

570 One of my favorite snacks is cornbread in a glass of buttermilk. I will not criticize anyone for cheese on pie
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WUT?

Do you eat it or drink it? How much buttermilk in the glass how much cornbread -- what's the ratio?

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (6ShNP)

571 Why do we bother voting for (R)s?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)

Because we have jobs and taking over the Senate and evicting them and cutting their throats and setting the world back on it's axis would take to long

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (bim/x)

572 573
Cheese on apple pie is a thing. Try it.



***



Yeah no. That's asking for it

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (pGe/U)

Warm apple pie and a nice room temperature sharp cheddar.......go on you know you want to.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (ymnmz)

573 You should do them all in that elaborate Spencerian (IIRC) style* so that they'll be more memorable when you hit it big.

* I think you need a dedicated writing table just for your arm movements, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (xyung)

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Sure, if I never want to finish a draft ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (oh/Sd)

574 579
One of my favorite snacks is cornbread in a glass of buttermilk. I will not criticize anyone for cheese on pie

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WUT?



Do you eat it or drink it? How much buttermilk in the glass how much cornbread -- what's the ratio?

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (6ShNP)


Send me the newsletter please.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ymnmz)

575
Hopefully Donny's been filling up on the Diet Cokes.

https://youtu.be/ICZ06gYpu6w?t=15

Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (FhXTo)

576 *peeks in*

I guess Ace was serious about taking a break. Good for him.

Still, this thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

577 Diddling the help, sounds like. Pretty impressive for an 83 year old, if true.
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He is one deeply twisted individual. If you read up on his "social" life.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (PNdnQ)

578 Gee, I wonder how my senator Kamalala voted.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

579
Warm apple pie and a nice room temperature sharp cheddar.......go on you know you want to.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

As long as I can have ice cream the way the prophet intended; the Allah mode.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (6rX0K)

580 First, canning Dees won't save them from the litigation. It was the organization that was at fault, and it still exists.

Second, the notification is so peremptory. It sounds like a straight-up firing for cause. They could have just announced Dees's departure to "spend time with his family, or some such," but this press release sounds like he just unceremoniously got the boot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9OkQ7)

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Good point. He may have finally done something so over the top and egregious that it was too much even for the SPLC. It's not like the media would report on it if he did.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ffYR/)

581 536 and a zillion loud TVs with mostly stupid sports on them.[/]

so ... no swamp buggy racing, then?

Posted by: dr. wossname from jurassic park at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (sGtp+)

582 Do you eat it or drink it? How much buttermilk in the glass how much cornbread -- what's the ratio?

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (6ShNP)

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Yes, although I like a spoon to start.

Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people would eat cereal.

Plain milk works, too, but buttermilk is the best.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (xyung)

583 OT: Regarding the sidebar-

In which I disagree with Ace!!!!

And agree with Kevin Williamson!!??!!?!?!?!?!

After reading KW's article about Lawrence Wright's book "explaining" Texas-

I have to agree with KW.

Lawrence Wright's book is exactly what you'd expect from a talentless soiboy with a Rich Daddy, who writes for a New York audience.

He's basically Ann Richards without the bouffant but with saggier tits. The kind of "I just live in Texas but I'm not really Texan Not really Texan who can't wait to shit all over his state to confirm the extreme parochialism of his New York masters and mistresses.

Lawrence Wright, the Yellow Cuck of Texas.


If you read one Kevin Williamson article this year, read this one. He gets it right.




Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (CRRq9)

584
Sounds like someone colored African-Americaned outside the lines...


SPLC will put you on the Hate List for that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (oVJmc)

585 He is one deeply twisted individual. If you read up on his "social" life.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (PNdnQ)


I don't know anything about it. Got a link?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9OkQ7)

586 it's not really a country any more, just lots of people living near each other.

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Consider that stolen. Or socialized, I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (xyung)

It's not plagiarism, it's literary redistribution.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (J+mig)

587 So does this mean the Gas Chamber only donates to 12 Repuke Senators?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (y7DUB)

588 Huh, I do the same thing with cornbread except I use bacon grease.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (1ISKN)

589 The guy tiling my kitchen floor has a sore toe. I think it might be grout.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (m45I2)

590 Yes, although I like a spoon to start.



Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the
glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people
would eat cereal.



Plain milk works, too, but buttermilk is the best.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (xyung)


I was eating rice pudding the other day and was thinking , what if Corn Bread Pudding?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

591 "Consider that literariarily resdistributited" it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (xyung)

592 The SPLC is deeply committed to having a workplace that reflects the values it espouses - truth, justice, equity and inclusion

Communism is the only thing those miscreants are deeply committed to.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf)

593 Because we have jobs and taking over the Senate and evicting them and
cutting their throats and setting the world back on it's axis would take
to long


Yes. There is that.


Good points.

I gotta get rid of this stupid job.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)

594 That pun won't float...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (dT2km)

595 If you read one Kevin Williamson article this year, read this one. He gets it right.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (CRRq9)

A stopped clock is still right twice a day.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)

596 find thirty-four GOP Senators willing to stick with him come Hell or high water.

He's got 60+ million working voters - that used to count for something.

Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (FhXTo)

597 585 *peeks in*

I guess Ace was serious about taking a break. Good for him.

Still, this thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

The whole cheese apple pie thing is creepy, I agree.

Posted by: Someguy at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (hJHKc)

598 587 Gee, I wonder how my senator Kamalala voted.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)


You KNOW how Kamala Sutra Harris voted. Which way would hurt America more? That's the way she always votes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (9OkQ7)

599 I was eating rice pudding the other day and was thinking , what if Corn Bread Pudding?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

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I rarely do it with fresh out of the oven cornbread because butter exists, but - if you're not making dressing for a big meal - it's one of the best uses for day-old cornbread that I'm aware of.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (xyung)

600 A stopped clock is still right twice a day.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)

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But unlike Williamson, the clock is just stuck. It's not being a disingenuous, raging hypocrite when it gets something right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

601 >>
A stopped clock is still right twice a day.

____
That's why I use a 24 hour clock. So it's only right once a day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (1ISKN)

602 591 Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people would eat cereal.

you mean you don't actually know how people eat cereal?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (sGtp+)

603 Yes, although I like a spoon to start.

Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people would eat cereal.

Plain milk works, too, but buttermilk is the best.
============
Behold my works ye mighty . . . and despair

For the simple pleasures in life outstrip my works by far.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (2Pu29)

604 So does this mean the Gas Chamber only donates to 12 Repuke Senators?

It means that's all they needed.

Trump can veto this. He probably will. And Congress will vote to override the veto. They've shown they probably have enough in the Senate. Does the House? Unlikely, but is it impossible? No.

I think this is a warning shot that they, including the GOP, will impeach him. They'll call it one thing or another, but they'll impeach him because they are 100% determined to get their New American underclass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)

605 SCOTUS is irrelevant here. We're "losing this one", which means re-establishing a border WRT security, migration, etc. Resolution will be vetoed, some work on inferior barriers will occur, this will help at the margins on smuggling/security, bupkis will be done about the massive and increasing de facto amnesty-if-you-can-get-here disaster.


Oh, and since you mentioned courts. The judicial coup continues, and expands. Specifically in all areas related to immigration and sovereignty.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)

606 Communism is the only thing those miscreants are deeply committed to.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf)

Ultimately, it's about self-flattery and power fantasies. Communism just sells that in ways that, if you turn off your brain and ignore some obvious consequences of various actions, can be made to sound somewhat moral.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (J+mig)

607 Have you ever cooked bacon in a cast iron pan, and then poured the cornbread batter on top and put it in the oven to bake?

It's what dreams are made of.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (1ISKN)

608 Also, clocks don't sit on a couch stuffing their faces until they sweat butter, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)

609 it's not really a country any more, just lots of people living near each other....

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (QDnY+)
------------------------------
Yep.
The Seattle City Council banned the word "citizen," remember?
We are now simply "residents" in the eyes of the ruling class, sharing the same status as babies, slaves, and....cockroaches.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 04:03 PM (Rxduq)

610 I like leftover cornbread empanadas.

Posted by: Little Lupe at March 14, 2019 04:03 PM (vtcmf)

611 I feel like the biggest way to put a stop to this would be to find a way to fucking De-Unionize Federal Workers and All Law Enforcement.

Of course, that's never going to happen...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:04 PM (UnA8+)

612 Communism is never much more than the fig leaf that covers megalomania.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (J+mig)

613 All threads eventually turn into cornbread in buttermilk threads.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (m45I2)

614 He is one deeply twisted individual. If you read up on his "social" life.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (PNdnQ)

I don't know anything about it. Got a link?
=======
*scratches head* its been a couple months

I'll have to dig around a while.

Ugly divorce.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (2Pu29)

615 Things are sporty in Israel right now. Palis gettin' frisky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

616 Missiles launched at Tel Aviv.


Anybody got eyes on Ilhan Omar?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)

617
I like Trumps poll numbers a lot more then the Senates. Only something like 300% higher for Trump. Those old fools.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (jYje5)

618 I assumed it was satire. Who puts cheese on pie?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM


Sharp cheddar and apple pie is a serious thing. Vermont, back when it was Republican, passed a non-enforceable law recommending that it always be served that way.


I know. Vermont. In thrall to Big Cheese. I blame the Cabots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (p+Wdc)

619 https://www.zianet.com/web/dees1.htm

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (JEsyg)

620 I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm freeee,

Somalis raped my daughter, but they came here legallyyyy

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (ismre)

621 I feel like the biggest way to put a stop to this would be to find a way to fucking De-Unionize Federal Workers and All Law Enforcement.

Of course, that's never going to happen...
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:04 PM (UnA8+)

Ban Federal Employees Unions on the grounds that the financially interested party - the taxpayer - is unrepresented in contrast negotiations.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (J+mig)

622 Or, form a taxpayer union and demand to be included in negotiations.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:07 PM (1ISKN)

623 Ban Federal Employees Unions on the grounds that the financially interested party - the taxpayer - is unrepresented in contrast negotiations.

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I thought "contrast negotiations" were called urban re-districting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 04:07 PM (AzW6q)

624
https://www.zianet.com/web/dees1.htm

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM


Jungle fever? First guess.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (jYje5)

625 Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (J+mig)

626 My grandmother used to ea cornbread in buttermilk. I think she removed her dentures and sort of gummed it and then swished before swallowing but I'm not sure. Might be why I don't care for it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (m45I2)

627 Dang, cornbread done in an iron skillet in bacon fat - I'm hungry something, and I just ate something. Well I have some bacon, but no iron skillet at the moment, and the oven's broke. And no cornbread batter.


But noted for future reference.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (QDnY+)

628 Hence, the marketing genius. Look at what they managed to accomplish with crap materials.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)

Except it's not crap materials. Nothing wrong with chicken wings. They have skin, meat and bones, just like any other cut of the chicken, and they are an ideal snack food, because you can hold the end in one hand and convey all that delicious sauce to your mouth.

Wrong would be chicken pancreases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (nPGq2)

629 I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm freeee,

Just don't question AIPAC, cause that would be Hate Speeeeech

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (ismre)

630 Buttermilk is the milk that ran down the cows leg.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (1ISKN)

631 Or, form a taxpayer union and demand to be included in negotiations.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:07 PM (1ISKN)

The taxpayer union used to be called the Republican Party. We need a new one.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:09 PM (J+mig)

632 Whatever became of the fallout from the big court ruling on public sector unions?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:09 PM (QDnY+)

633 Buttermilk is the milk that ran down the cows leg.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


homecookin' flame war...hmmmm.

Posted by: AosHQ programming dept. at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (6rX0K)

634 You KNOW how Kamala Sutra Harris voted. Which way would hurt America more? That's the way she always votes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (9OkQ7)
......

I'd send her a nasty email but she would probably respond with a dinner invitation and request for donations.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

635 644 Whatever became of the fallout from the big court ruling on public sector unions?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:09 PM (QDnY+)

Some states abided, some are trying to find ways to ignore/circumvent it.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

636 A fat, yellow thigh, small breast & a left wing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (LHT0w)

In Canada, we order "NDP chicken". It's all left wings and assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 04:12 PM (nPGq2)

637
After a lengthy conversation, during which Morris had taken his socks off, he announced, "Alright, I'll tell you girls my answer when I get my socks on." After taking an inordinate amount of time putting his socks on, he got up, walked around behind them, put an arm on each girl, and ceremoniously stated, "I tell you this day, July 3, 1978, I, Morris Dees, can't live without either one of you."

When it comes to socks, I defer to Kenny Rogers... ''you got to know when to hold 'em know when to fold 'em know when to walk away and know when to run.''

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 04:13 PM (jYje5)

638 Some states abided, some are trying to find ways to ignore/circumvent it.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (UnA8+)


Just like affirmative action in admissions here in CA. Prop. 209 banned discrimination on the basis of race, sex, or ethnicity.

But the effing University of California devised cute ways to get around that, by taking into consideration "extracurricular" activities (e.g., gang membership) and the "circumstances the applicant has had to overcome."

Upshot: absolutely nothing changed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:14 PM (9OkQ7)

639 I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm freeee,

Let's all bow down and worship almighty GDPeeee

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 04:14 PM (ismre)

640 One of my favorite snacks is cornbread in a glass of buttermilk.

We used to make cereal out of leftover cornbread, some milk and sugar and you're good to go

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 04:15 PM (39g3+)

641 We used to make cereal out of leftover cornbread, some milk and sugar and you're good to go

Leftover cornbread?

I've never heard of that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

642 https://www.zianet.com/web/dees1.htm

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM

Jungle fever? First guess.
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the excerpts from the appellate brief of the divorce are legit - that aint nothing at all. No sir.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:17 PM (9THak)

643

Interesting reading the pearl clutching.


Fuck all I see concerning RECTIFYING any of it.



Must be too much fun squeaking.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 14, 2019 04:17 PM (S/hVx)

644 if

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:17 PM (9THak)

645 Dees, however, will be replaced at the SPLC by his older brother, Bofa.

Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (11H2y)
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Bofa? Their both just NUTS!

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 04:21 PM (vDqXW)

646 630 https://www.zianet.com/web/dees1.htm
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (JEsyg)


Thanks.

Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:23 PM (9OkQ7)

647 Warm apple pie and a nice room temperature sharp cheddar.......go on you know you want to.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (ymnmz)

The blend of the sweet and the savory is greater than the sum of its parts. A pretty basic principle in cooking.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 04:36 PM (nPGq2)

648 "74 BWW hq is in deep blue Minneapolis, and their ceo is a woman who looks like the type to tell people not to have kids because mother earth or something, so I'm gonna go with this was a serious ad "

Sally Smith got fired at least a year ago after they lost a proxy fight against an activist investor. I think the new CEO is a dude

Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 14, 2019 04:45 PM (LsMOF)

649 Sounded like Bob Uecker to me.

Posted by: timactual at March 14, 2019 04:47 PM (pPXFf)

650 Virtue Signaling Day: two local weather girls in Amarillo are wearing purple because "there aren't enough girls in STEM fields."

First, is there a quota? If so, what is it?

Second, if there is a quota, and it isn't being met, can we just arrest a random number of women (HS/college age) and force them into STEM fields to make the quota (and if they don't want to, that's just too damn bad)?

Third, why this intense obsession with having girls in STEM fields, as opposed to having the best boys and girls out there who WANT to go into STEM? Yeah, I know, individuality is dead in this country, but humor me.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Dhzw9)

651 My wife has been writing down absolutely every calorie she consumes for years and has lost weight down to her perfect body shape. She has a tablet and records every calorie - for years - and it 100% correlates with her excess fat loss. It's not even a "diet", but an absolute proof of how she shrank back down to her perfection collage=hottie form factor. She is hotter-looking now than before I fell in love with her mind. Wish I could do the same for her...

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 14, 2019 11:07 PM (2yhkc)

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