MMFA Attack Dog Who Wrote Dispargingly of "Jewry" with "Bags of Jewish Gold" and "Japs:" It Was Like a Parody or Whatever?

Yes, this is what I thought you'd say.

You know, some people call Mein Kampf "the slyest parody of the twentieth century."


Also, Media Matters Eunuch Brian "Tater" Stelter refused to cover this story but does leap to cucksplain this guy's claims that this was all just a parody.


Chris Hayes also declined to cover the Bags of Jewish Gold angle. But he did advertise Media Matters' website!

You may ask, when will Ace stop linking that video of this morbidly obese waddling snizz?

And the answer, of course, is "Never."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:42 PM




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1 aw dang this isn't the one I meant to post!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:37 PM (PbpT7)

2 Posted something, knew there'd be a new thread.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 14, 2019 01:37 PM (81OU+)

3 In the future!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 14, 2019 01:37 PM (/5WQL)

4 top 7

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM (GBteo)

5 oh well.

I just have to do a couple of more posts and then I can take most of the rest of the day off, which I really need.

I don't mean to whine like a baby but sometimes this is a real grind.

Well, I mean, everyone's job is a grind. So this job, like all jobs, is a grind. And sometimes you just want some time off from the grind.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM (PbpT7)

6 1 aw dang this isn't the one I meant to post!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:37 PM (PbpT7)

Not only do you take 1st, but you do it in a classic aos way. "oops, posted wrong thread!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM (GBteo)

7 This is the weirdest epic rap battle ever

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:39 PM (bcbK8)

8 Stelter to the rescue

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 01:39 PM (LISuA)

9 1
aw dang this isn't the one I meant to post!

Posted by: ace

But we'll take it, and like it too!

Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at March 14, 2019 01:39 PM (qZdIZ)

10 DooDooDoo...just sucked a bag o' dicks DooDooDoo...

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (xqfqx)

11 MMFA says jump. Tater asks, "How high?"

Although, everyone knows he can't leave the ground.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (1ISKN)

12 I didn't even want to comment in the last thread, but the same thought applies: They'll keep voting for democrats. Becasue ...of course they will.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (xxAFD)

13 I really think this whole, "Quotes and non-crimes from decades ago" tactic is dying.

Kavanaugh, Northam, Tucker.

It may be temporarily wounding the targets, but it doesn't seem to be doing much against higher profile people anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (oh/Sd)

14 And yeah, everyone needs a break from work.

Which is why I'm here.

Also because flu season pretty much killed any development work this week.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (bcbK8)

15 Does he know how much lipstick he's wearing?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (37IEG)

16 Meanwhile, Tucker's parody with Bubba the Love Sponge, is clearly a cause to remove him from the air.Incidentally, "Bubba" wrote a good OpEd in today's WSJ

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (VpIIl)

17 15 Does he know how much lipstick he's wearing?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (37IEG)

Of course he does. He's a pretty girl, a real pretty girl...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK8)

18

Just kidding!!

Posted by: Johnny, pulling out the cord at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (aKsyK)

19 Can't you people take a joke? - MMFA person, sweating heavily.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

20 14 And yeah, everyone needs a break from work.

Which is why I'm here.

Also because flu season pretty much killed any development work this week.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (bcbK

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We need to talk about David...

But not here. Let's not derail this thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (oh/Sd)

21 Tucker really stuck it to this puke... Be nice of others would grow a pair... I'm looking at you republicans

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (O2RFr)

22 aw dang this isn't the one I meant to post!

So this post, is like, a parody or whatever?





Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (eytER)

23 Isn*t Ace taking first the comments version of insider trading?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (TtorR)

24 You give Tatter a few Cheetos and a Milky Ways and he'll do whatever you want.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (VpIIl)

25 Just a jew. Not a JEW-jew.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (xyung)

26 Rep Collins is now putting up, or already has, Strock's testimony.
Page's was, shall we say, juuust a bit damning.

Back to work.

Posted by: teej at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (NUb9I)

27 Although 100% Jap-jap.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (xyung)

28 Eunuch-voiced Stelter never gets old. I've been saying for years you should have the ability to toggle between homer announcers for each team in addition to the national commentary crew on NFL games, and I'd pay to be able to automatically hear Stelter like this. Just kidding.

Great work on slipping a Goldberg joke into the sidebar today too, ace.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (VoMt7)

29 zero fucks given about this pile of corn speckled shit. i have a bag of marbles, somewhere around here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (KP5rU)

30 So MMFA dude is allowed to joke but his target aren't, huh?


F#ck that: you will live by your own dang rules, buddy!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (W+vEI)

31 I wonder what Microsoft thinks about being forever associated with a 'news' organization over which they have no control.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (xxAFD)

32 It always pissed me off that John McCain got a complete pass for calling Asians "gooks" as late as his 2000 campaign for President. It was the established thing reporters had said he had used frequently, but Trump is the racist for wanting a wall built.

Funny how the "racist" switch gets to only be flipped the the MSM.

Posted by: Blago at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (UfkIY)

33 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (C1NyB)

34 Quite a segue from the previous thread. From the genital swappers to the non-genitaled.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (v5zlF)

35 Anyone else notice that Tater's face is exactly like the gray "NPC" faces you see in cartoons? He's the interchangeable fat balding guy from central casting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

36 20 14 And yeah, everyone needs a break from work.

Which is why I'm here.

Also because flu season pretty much killed any development work this week.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (bcbK

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We need to talk about David...

But not here. Let's not derail this thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (oh/Sd)

I am formulating my thoughts.

David is a rich vein to mine and I don't want to give him short shrift.

Once I'm past that, I can begin to rant about the plot, the Engineers and the worldbuilding.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (bcbK8)

37
11 MMFA says jump. Tater asks, "How high?"

Although, everyone knows he can't leave the ground.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:40 PM (1ISKN)


But he tries to, you scoffers and haters.

HE TRIES TO!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

38 36 I am formulating my thoughts.

David is a rich vein to mine and I don't want to give him short shrift.

Once I'm past that, I can begin to rant about the plot, the Engineers and the worldbuilding.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (bcbK

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It's fine. There's no rush. I'm taking my time, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (oh/Sd)

39 31 I wonder what Microsoft thinks about being forever associated with a 'news' organization over which they have no control.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 14, 2019 01:42 PM (xxAFD)

They feel fine. Just fine.

The management skews left anyway.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (bcbK8)

40 I just have to do a couple of more posts and then I can take most of the rest of the day off, which I really need.

I don't mean to whine like a baby but sometimes this is a real grind.

Well, I mean, everyone's job is a grind. So this job, like all jobs, is a grind. And sometimes you just want some time off from the grind.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM (PbpT7)

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Thanks for topping that last one, Ace. Hell, just line up a few in the que and go chill please. We'll never know the difference.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 01:43 PM (ffYR/)

41 i do that Stelter impression all the time now.

The president... is LYing, he's MAKing up conSPIRacy theories, it's getting WOOrse...

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (PbpT7)

42 Ah, so Tucker's jokes were an assault on all that is right and proper, but this guy's assault on that is right and proper is a joke.

Totally did not see that coming.

Hi, Gov. Northam and Lt. Governor Fairfax.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (B+qrE)

43 That whole Protocol of the Elders of Zion?

A good joke, yes?

- The Tsar's secret police

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (YslsA)

44 >>>Thanks for topping that last one, Ace. Hell, just line up a few in the que and go chill please. We'll never know the difference.

well that's what I'm doing, just writing them and putting them in draft.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (PbpT7)

45 You may ask, when will Ace stop linking that video of this morbidly obese waddling snizz?


He's transitioning ... into a Hutt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

46 Tranny Kids and the "Bags of Joo Gold" line.

Civilization is dead.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

47 41 i do that Stelter impression all the time now.

The president... is LYing, he's MAKing up conSPIRacy theories, it's getting WOOrse...
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (PbpT7)

Don't forget to wipe your nose at the end the way Tater does.

It's dorbs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (bcbK8)

48 Tater looks like thumb with a face drawn on it with a sharpie. Why does such an untelegenic pertater have a show?

Posted by: Nonapod at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (CLP9I)

49 Link to he Connecticut Supreme Court Opinions on the Sandy Hook-Bushmaster Farce;http://tinyurl.com/y4vwur6f

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (VpIIl)

50 I don't mean to whine like a baby but sometimes this is a real grind.

Piker !

Posted by: Barley, Oats, and Rye Gristmill ... at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (LPnfS)

51 If it doesn't say The Onion, Duffel Blog, or Babylon Bee by it.

I'm going with 'Not Parody'.

Posted by: Blanco at March 14, 2019 01:45 PM (QGdDN)

52 Pretty pathetic on them to think we'd give a crap about this after Blackface Baby Killer Governor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:45 PM (1ISKN)

53 1 aw dang this isn't the one I meant to post!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:37 PM (PbpT7)
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I love this place so much.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 01:45 PM (C1NyB)

54 well that's what I'm doing, just writing them and putting them in draft.



I'm reading them while eating Hersey's Dark Chocolate Kisses.

We each do our part.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:45 PM (yQpMk)

55 It wasn't a joke when I wrote it, but you know, over the years, it's gotten funnier and funnier - that whole Jew stereotype thing - hilarious.

It's like, you know, dressing up in blackface! Or, maybe, I don't know, sexually abusing a women when it was more acceptable to society! Or, maybe like when it was okay to own other humans as farm equipment!

Funny, right?

Posted by: Angelo Carcass at March 14, 2019 01:45 PM (37IEG)

56 Ace,

Take some time, reach out and make a friend. Just don't do it in a Starbuck's restroom.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (B+qrE)

57 >>>48 Tater looks like thumb with a face drawn on it with a sharpie. Why does such an untelegenic pertater have a show?

he had a blog that attacked Fox all day, so...

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

58 seriously, why is he so fat?

He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

59 Well, I mean, everyone's job is a grind. So this job, like all jobs, is a grind. And sometimes you just want some time off from the grind.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM (PbpT7)

Then take a few days. That's why you got cob-loggers, right? Tell them to put their lumberjack boots on and get to the corn fields.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (J+mig)

60 the old clown nose on / clown nose off gambit

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (RKQ/v)

61
I'll take this opportunity to formally post a large Thank You to the thoughtful people who left all those rakes on the ground for the left to step on.


Thanks, everybody. Well done.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (S/hVx)

62 The 4 year old who wants to transition into a girl is more masculine than Tater-girl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (bcbK8)

63 Which reminds me, has Joy Reid tracked down who "hacked" her old blog and wrote to anti-gay posts yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)

64 "Why does such an untelegenic pertater have a show?"

To appeal to the couch potato demographic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

65 How long do you think a racist 'Titiana McGrath' parody account would last on Twitter ?

Posted by: McCool at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (sZaoP)

66 >>>Take some time, reach out and make a friend. Just don't do it in a Starbuck's restroom.

i'm going to try to read. Which is a real problem because I got out of the habit again and now I'm a moron again who gets bored after three sentences.

also I need to pick the place up.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

67 Ace, there's another fat person of thumb who will NOT SHUT THE HELL UP. And that's Mr. Kellyanne Conway:

http://tinyurl.com/y2garkdp

Between the TDS and Jew hate, I just can't even anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

68 61
I'll take this opportunity to formally post a large Thank You to the thoughtful people who left all those rakes on the ground for the left to step on.


Thanks, everybody. Well done.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (S/hVx)

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That was the Left, themselves.

Give 'em a hand.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (oh/Sd)

69 I want to meet the guy that saw Tater's fat, unremarkable face and complete lack of talent and chose him over other applicants.

Because that's a job anyone can do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

70 seriously, why is he so fat?

He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

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The cameras add 10 lbs. He has 6 cameras on him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (ffYR/)

71 56 Ace,

Take some time, reach out and make a friend. Just don't do it in a Starbuck's restroom.

Speaking of restrooms, went to a new restaurant in my neck of the woods.. went to use the bathroom, and a man came out of one of the stalls.. I said Did I use the wrong RR and he said no they just have a Universal RR.. No urinals though... I was a bit taken a back

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (O2RFr)

72 As I watched Betos campaign launch video, I found myself ducking a lot. He is going to hurt someone with those hands.
Also...we have to address slavery and segregation in the US? Fix our democracy?
Don't get me started on Bookers "bigotry written into the constitution" and the "reporter" didn't press him on what that bigotry is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (PiSL4)

73 Ace I know you'd never try to say you work harder than a coal miner, but with a "real job" you can just go home from it. The internet is with you all the time. So even though ill always make fun of you for starting your day at 1pm, I get it.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (VoMt7)

74 66 >>>Take some time, reach out and make a friend. Just don't do it in a Starbuck's restroom.

i'm going to try to read. Which is a real problem because I got out of the habit again and now I'm a moron again who gets bored after three sentences.

also I need to pick the place up.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

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Not enough shelves?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (oh/Sd)

75 Civilization is dead.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

Just give it a little shove and replace it with your own.

Posted by: The ghost of Temujin at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (J+mig)

76 Tater doesn't even come across as intelligent. I tried to watch him a few times, and switched off to something more watchable- Spongebob. How does this guy even have an audience?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (VpIIl)

77 I didn't even want to type at the Tranny Toddler thread so I didn't.

as for this one, the antisemites like JPL will probably show up. about 15 minutes after the nood is the sweet spot for getting in the Last Word since the main commenters won't reply to it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (aJKfQ)

78 Oh, and on the main topic: Jew hatred is never parody.

It's always truth, escaping maybe.

Those weren't jokes. Jew jokes exist and they're funny and yeah, sometimes they cross a line or two.

But those weren't jokes. Fuck a chainsaw Angelo. I'm not fooled.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK8)

79 He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

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Shut your whore mouth. I live for being on TV.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (AzW6q)

80 >>>Then take a few days. That's why you got cob-loggers, right? Tell them to put their lumberjack boots on and get to the corn fields.


they already run the blog most of the day.

They have offered to spell me for a vacation period, and some time I'll ask them to do that, but I don't want to over-use that nice offer.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)

81 Stelter's head is completely shaped like an egg. And I'm not yoking.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (JgA4k)

82 He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.



Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

Seriously, some people just can't stop shoveling it in!!


Posted by: Ana Novarro at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (xqfqx)

83 He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.


Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7


Back in the 1950's and 1960's no; the screens were too small for really fat people. But now the screens are much bigger and thus so can the Taters be as big as Idaho will grow.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (hLRSq)

84 Thanks for topping that last one, Ace. Hell, just line up a few in the que and go chill please. We'll never know the difference.

well that's what I'm doing, just writing them and putting them in draft.

Posted by: ace


Wish you could stay and play with us in the comments, but totally understand the need to decompress once in awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (LHT0w)

85 Every job, no matter how great it looks from the outside, has aspects and whole days where it's just miserable and you want out. The tough part about being freelance or self-employed is how easy it is to just blow off those days, because nobody is gonna fire you or notice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (39g3+)

86 the cobs have offered to take over to give me time off but that's a precious resource I don't want to waste on just an average day, you know?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

87 77 I didn't even want to type at the Tranny Toddler thread so I didn't.

as for this one, the antisemites like JPL will probably show up. about 15 minutes after the nood is the sweet spot for getting in the Last Word since the main commenters won't reply to it.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 01:48 PM (aJKfQ)

The Jet Propulsion Laboratory is anti-jew?

God damn it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK8)

88 What's a cob-logger?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

89 Don't get me started on Bookers "bigotry written into the constitution" and the "reporter" didn't press him on what that bigotry is.
The bigotry in the Constitution is they didn't write a law that excluded all Republicans from office of any kind

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

90 the great thing about links to video's of people IDGAF about is that i don't have to click on them...

at east Ace doesn't give us auto-play stuff.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (wlx0a)

91 the old clown nose on / clown nose off gambit
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power

Jon Stewart did it better.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (VoMt7)

92 >>He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.


"I know, right? He should grow a goatee to hide his chins!"
--- F. Chuck Todd

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

93 Why did the Jew stranded alone on a Desert Island build 2 Temples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (bim/x)

94 >>>Wish you could stay and play with us in the comments, but totally understand the need to decompress once in awhile.

i can comment a little. that doesn't feel like work. BUT, i'd like to give my eyes a rest from the computer, too. They're hurting lately.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (PbpT7)

95 86 the cobs have offered to take over to give me time off but that's a precious resource I don't want to waste on just an average day, you know?
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

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Those days are never as good.

I love the cobs, but they just can't replace Ace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (oh/Sd)

96 That Tater video does actually make me laugh out loud every time I watch it.

I can understand your preoccupation with it. Sometimes something just hits you right in the funny-bone and you can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (gCzjH)

97 Boulder started doing universal terlits last year. pretty much all at the same time. it was similar with cardboard drinking straws in the restaurants. the hive mind is mighty here.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (aJKfQ)

98 He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.

It is baffling to me how many unattractive, out of shape people are on news channels in prominent positions. I just can't work it out, do they have some black mail material on people? How did they get anywhere in the business? Its obviously not on quality and skill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (39g3+)

99 I watch Tater and keep screaming at the TV, "low-carb damn it".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (VpIIl)

100 That was the Left, themselves.

Give 'em a hand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (oh/Sd)

It's always great sport to see the engineers hoisted by their own petard.

Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (J+mig)

101 58 seriously, why is he so fat?

He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

Apparently you can.

Rules don't apply when you're a Human Condom stuffed with 300 lbs. of Haggis.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

102 seriously, why is he so fat?



He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.



Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)


Two words: Mouth like a vagana.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (a2xio)

103 What's a cob-logger?


People with posting privileges. As opposed to the Sub-loggers who don't.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (yQpMk)

104 101 Apparently you can.

Rules don't apply when you're a Human Condom stuffed with 300 lbs. of Haggis.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

"You" meaning Stelter, of course.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

105 91 the old clown nose on / clown nose off gambit
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power

Jon Stewart did it better.
Posted by: phone of kari at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (VoMt7)

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No, he didn't. It was just as bad and hackneyed. He just had clapping seals giving it a better aura.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (oh/Sd)

106 58 seriously, why is he so fat?

He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:46 PM (PbpT7)

Candy Crowley would like a word.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (TtorR)

107
People that live in glass blogs shouldn't throw bricks.

Right Angelo Carusone ????? Fucking twit.



And Tater Tater the Masterbater aint any better.

Every time I see that baldheaded mongoloid all I hear is "I LIKE TATE-ER TAHHHTS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

108
The Jet Propulsion Laboratory is anti-jew?



God damn it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:49 PM (bcbK
I know, I thought the same thing. Shocking really. Must be a hold over from the Von Braun days.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (37IEG)

109 >>>67 Ace, there's another fat person of thumb who will NOT SHUT THE HELL UP. And that's Mr. Kellyanne Conway:

...

at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

110 I loved watching Tucker rip Carusone to shreds on his show. These guys are gonna love the new rules, lets dig up EVERYTHING anybody ever said! How about it???

and as far as this pearl clutching from the cucks, "well, Tucker really shouldn't have said that, back then..." for cripes sake, it was a show hosted by BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE. What Tucker said at the time was probably the LEAST offensive thing anybody said on that show for that month!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (Kpl3J)

111 Jon Stewart did it better.

Well it worked well for him because he was a comedian doing a fake news show. So he could always fall back on that. It was literally his gig. This guy? Not so much.

Was he joking? I dunno, I don't care. Tucker definitely was, and he's not willing to give Tucker a pass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (39g3+)

112 the cobs have offered to take over to give me time off but that's a precious resource I don't want to waste on just an average day, you know?

Those days are what we call The Weekend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

113 ace, save some steam for tomorrow and go have some fun for once. I'm guessing there will be some Mueller fallout tomorrow.

Posted by: Max Power at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (QCc6B)

114 Ace:
Off topic sorry - re: College "'fixing' scandal"

I may have missed it [not super interested] but are all those accused, arrested, or indicted not (Rich) White People ?

If so, isn't it indisputable evidence of (Rich) White Privilege ?

Where is the SJW outrage?... would seem a no-brainer.

Posted by: 20190314 at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (j37Ud)

115 Tucker Carlson is a national goddamn treasure just for pointing out that MMFA broke the law and nobody did anything about it. That's how I feel about Broward and all those CA house elections.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (VoMt7)

116
What's a cob-logger?

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I think it has something to do with picking corn out of poop.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (8XRCm)

117 Cob-logger sounds dirty. I thought it was a new curse word.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (1ISKN)

118 He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.

Pffft. Amateurs.

Posted by: Jack Germond. Rendering in hell. at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (B+qrE)

119 Can someone please photobomb Tater into a General Burkhalter outfit.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (ymnmz)

120 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.





Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)


*takes wild guess* He's gay? Would explain a lot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

121 i'd like to give my eyes a rest from the computer, too. They're hurting lately.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:50 PM (PbpT7)

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You post a lot about Stelter, Navarro, Goldberg, Kristol, Williamson, et. al.

Looking at these characters all day will detach your corneas.

I suggest a welder's mask for when you write posts about these people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (AzW6q)

122 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.



Kellyanne has the penis?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

123 109 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

That he does Three-Ways with Shemp Smith and Human Condom Stelter?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

124 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.

You made the promise never to tell.

Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (aJKfQ)

125 >>>99 I watch Tater and keep screaming at the TV, "low-carb damn it".


he needs to subscribe to the Snake Juice Guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ6XcUBvd9k&t=59s

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (PbpT7)

126 109 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.



Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)


He's transitioning?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (ptqGC)

127 109 >>>67 Ace, there's another fat person of thumb who will NOT SHUT THE HELL UP. And that's Mr. Kellyanne Conway:
...
at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

Just reading between the lines, and of course I don't "Know" anything for real, it sure sounds like she's his Beard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

128 so i was searching for the old humping robot video that Ace used to post.


Some things just can't be googled for.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (LWu6U)

129 122
at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.







Kellyanne has the penis?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (yQpMk)
And Mr has the boobs. I saw it in that last thread about weird parenting for kids.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (37IEG)

130 the cobs have offered to take over to give me time off but that's a precious resource I don't want to waste on just an average day, you know?
Posted by: ace


There's a lotta love here, most of which is illicit and contributes to the downfall of civilization.


But, there's love. It's beautiful.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (6rX0K)

131
I don't mean to whine like a baby but sometimes this is a real grind.

Well, I mean, everyone's job is a grind. So this job, like all jobs, is a grind. And sometimes you just want some time off from the grind.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM


People who worked for me the amount of years you've been at this received between three and four weeks vacation a year. You deserve to take some entire weeks off a couple times a year.

We'll survive. They say you should treat this type of endeavor exactly like a real job. Real jobs pay for weeks of vacation.

Have the cobs put up a bleg post and we'll all kick in.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (jYje5)

132 NASA TV coverage of the Soyuz MS-12 launch is starting.

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

If you think it sounds better in the original Russian, there's always the Roscosmos webcast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWzJhy8DDSY

Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 01:55 PM (xjiRE)

133 You post a lot about Stelter, Navarro, Goldberg, Kristol, Williamson, et. al.

Looking at these characters all day will detach your corneas.

I suggest a welder's mask for when you write posts about these people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 01:53 PM (AzW6q)
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Maybe an entire beekeepers outfit, so that none of that stray voltage those dumplings are so fond of can sneak in and sting you.

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 01:55 PM (e9omi)

134 >>>People who worked for me the amount of years you've been at this received between three and four weeks vacation a year. You deserve to take some entire weeks off a couple times a year.

We'll survive. They say you should treat this type of endeavor exactly like a real job. Real jobs pay for weeks of vacation.



...

thanks. One thing I have to do is plan it otherwise I'll just sit on the couch and watch fucking old episodes of Arrow. You know, LIVING LIFE TO THE FULL.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:55 PM (PbpT7)

135 He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv.

That's why he puts on lipstick, to hide it. And his newsroom assures him, "no, that lipstick doesn't make you look fat".

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 01:55 PM (CMq2e)

136 Hitler was totally putting us on. The Brits forced him into becoming a dictator. He was only defending Germany against Russia.

The Czechs begged for him to help them out.

The jews said they couldn't get a good shower at home and wanted a trip into Poland.

Hitler; Misunderstood or just ahead of his time?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 01:55 PM (hVoJQ)

137 111
Jon Stewart did it better.



Well it worked well for him because he was a comedian doing a fake
news show. So he could always fall back on that. It was literally his
gig. This guy? Not so much.



Was he joking? I dunno, I don't care. Tucker definitely was, and he's not willing to give Tucker a pass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (39g3+)


Do you think John Stewart is happy with the results of his mixing of news and comedy and dumbing down of the electorate into clapping seals who can't tell the difference between news, comedy, propaganda and lies? Colbert too. You want MOAR Trump?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (ymnmz)

138 >>I loved watching Tucker rip Carusone to shreds on his show. These guys are gonna love the new rules, lets dig up EVERYTHING anybody ever said! How about it???


The funny thing is that The Daily Caller dug up all that stuff over a year ago when Curasone was targeting Rush Limbaugh. You'd think it would have occurred to him to at least have a strategy for dealing with it being dragged out again, but he probably just assumed Tucker, likely at Fox's insistence, would just apologize.


I have to imagine that after having his family harassed in their own home, late at night, that Tucker is hell-bent on crushing these people. It got very personal.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

139 Specking of Civilization, the game, is an excellent way to completely waste a day.

It's like a frickin time machine that jumps you to the future.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (1ISKN)

140 109: Kellyanne's husband reminds me of Chaz Bono

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)

141 71 Speaking of restrooms, went to a new restaurant in my neck of the woods.. went to use the bathroom, and a man came out of one of the stalls.. I said Did I use the wrong RR and he said no they just have a Universal RR.. No urinals though... I was a bit taken a back

mrs. chronda dragged me to a newish restaurant around here. used the restroom, to find it had universal restrooms. the one i used had a blocked-up spot on the wall where a urinal used to hang. thanks a bunch, weirdos.

and when the universal restroom thing took off, my favorite rest stop in vegas decided that meant they only had to maintain *one* restroom; they closed off the men's room and dubbed the women's room a universal restroom. thanks a bunch, weirdos.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (sGtp+)

142 We'll survive. They say you should treat this type of endeavor exactly like a real job. Real jobs pay for weeks of vacation.


Honestly, if it didn't hurt your ego too much, you could literally just put up Open Thread I, II, III etc for an entire week and we could still make boob and fart jokes to entertain ourselves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (yQpMk)

143 i can't say what i'm talking about.

you know.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (PbpT7)

144 There's a lotta love here, most of which is illicit and contributes to the downfall of civilization.


But, there's love. It's beautiful.
Posted by: Blue Hen



We really are Deplorable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (LHT0w)

145
There's a lotta love here, most of which is illicit and contributes to the downfall of civilization.





But, there's love. It's beautiful.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 01:54 PM (6rX0K)
Not downfall! We're like the people writing graffiti on the fornices outside the Colosseum in Rome, commenting about the Fornicators.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (37IEG)

146 134
thanks. One thing I have to do is plan it otherwise I'll just sit on the couch and watch fucking old episodes of Arrow. You know, LIVING LIFE TO THE FULL.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:55 PM (PbpT7)

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I much prefer staycations.

To make myself sound like an entitled jerkwad, my mother and wife have planned two weeks for the family in Spain this summer. My first thought was, "I don't want to travel...I just want to sit at home."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (oh/Sd)

147 Kellyanne's husband reminds me of Chaz Bono
Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)

He is s fuckin disgrace and no gentlman.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (bim/x)

148 *looks at previous thread*

Suddenly Eugenics looks like a good idea if applied to those sick parents. Where is CPS? Right, going after Christian families.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (dT2km)

149 Kellyanne's husband reminds me of Chaz Bono

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)


Ooof. He really does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

150 >>>Honestly, if it didn't hurt your ego too much, you could literally just put up Open Thread I, II, III etc for an entire week and we could still make boob and fart jokes to entertain ourselves.

i have wondered if I could do that.

I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

151 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.

I hope it's lots funnier than her being his beard because some of us need an actual laugh out loud, not just another ho hum whatever.

Posted by: slowdown at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (2CtSR)

152 137

Do you think John Stewart is happy with the results of his mixing of news and comedy and dumbing down of the electorate into clapping seals who can't tell the difference between news, comedy, propaganda and lies? Colbert too. You want MOAR Trump?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (ymnmz)

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As long as they vote Democratic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)

153 Just got back on my computer, and....Jesus Christ, that last post.

A government that punishes people for not abusing their children is not a legitimate government.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (5NvKI)

154 What's a cob-logger?



Does no one respect the Old Ways!?!

It hearkens back to pre-pudding cup days, when the call came forth for co-bloggers to me and help out.

And it came out as cob-loggers....which the Horde leapt upon like starving dogs on rotten meat.

And thus are our Ways.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (6rX0K)

155 143
i can't say what i'm talking about.



you know.





Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (PbpT7)
Is that a Donkey Chompers "you know" or a real "you know".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (37IEG)

156 Poor Tater.


The desperation is palpable.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (T09ml)

157 Colbert too.

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Oh.... I hate that Goofy Buddy Holly Lookalike with the heat of a thousand suns. He takes himself waaaay to seriously.

Stewert did Stewarts Sctick, but I think he realized it was just a Schtick. He didnt hate the right.

Colbert would be Kamp Kommandant if they let him.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

158 OK. I'm obsessed with Snake Juice guy. I have to watch the whole thing tonight.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (VpIIl)

159 don't get yourself sued , Ace!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (aJKfQ)

160 143 i can't say what i'm talking about.

you know.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (PbpT7)

It's your job to Not Say. It's our job to try and tempt or trick you into saying it anyway. But that's what makes the world go round.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

161 He's a pretty girl, a real pretty girl...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:41 PM (bcbK


What song is that from? I can't quite place it, but I hear the drawling, faggoty voice saying it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (vkS2Z)

162 Of course he does. He's a pretty girl, a real pretty girl...
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Roomy....

Posted by: Hannibal L. at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (vg8iE)

163

Ahh, the ever-popular "clown-nose on, clown-nose off" routine.

Meh, it's already been done to death, badly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 14, 2019 01:58 PM (HaL55)

164 150 >>>Honestly, if it didn't hurt your ego too much, you could literally just put up Open Thread I, II, III etc for an entire week and we could still make boob and fart jokes to entertain ourselves.

i have wondered if I could do that.

I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

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Open Thread 1: "Stupid Democrats did something stupid. Discuss."

Open Thread 2: "Stupid Republicans did something stupid. Discuss."

Open Thread 3: "The media hates you. Provide your own examples. Discuss."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (oh/Sd)

165 Speaking low carbing it, I made bulletproof coffee this morning and then spent the rest of the morning on the porcelain throne.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (JgA4k)

166 Thread I, II, III etc for an entire week and we could still make boob and fart jokes to entertain ourselves.

i have wondered if I could do that.

I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

Dude. We read your threads. Just....sometimes we start commenting first.

You got some wicked shmart wordplay skills, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (bcbK8)

167 Uh oh, is someone complaining of the content of Ace's posts?

*cracks knuckles*

Go start your own blog then. See how hard it is to get beyond the Tater lever of blogging.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (dT2km)

168 'Snizz' makes it's triumphant return.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (ycWCI)

169 "I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one
reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts.
So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?





Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)"
Oh geez. Am I the only cob that reads the posts?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)

170 i can't say what i'm talking about.



you know.





Ah.

*touches nose*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

171 So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

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Honestly... yes, you could. I read the content, and I love the real posts. But I'd keep coming around anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (AzW6q)

172 I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one
reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So
I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?



Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)


Actually, your posts are great. Some are even legendary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

173 I hear the Eunuch's wife is pregnant.

Chalk another one up for Paolo.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (d6Ksn)

174 The Snake Diet guy just said that if you do a thirty day fast, and you're still fat, you're a pussy.

What?

This guy isn't exactly selling fasting.

His point is that "fasting only gets hard when you get lean," which is not true at all.

fasting only gets DANGEROUS when you're lean. but it's still hard.

Telling people that if they fast for TWO MONTHS they might still be fat and are "still a fat fucking pig" does not seem like good coaching to me.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

175 He's a pretty girl, a real pretty girl...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019

+++++

Shouldn't that be "gurl"?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (T09ml)

176 Kellyanne's husband reminds me of Chaz Bono

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)

Ooof. He really does.
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Hung like her too.

But, what can I say, I pity the man.

Posted by: Kellyanne at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

177 Well, I mean, everyone's job is a grind. So this job, like all jobs, is a grind. And sometimes you just want some time off from the grind.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:38 PM

People who worked for me the amount of years you've been at this received between three and four weeks vacation a year. You deserve to take some entire weeks off a couple times a year.

We'll survive. They say you should treat this type of endeavor exactly like a real job. Real jobs pay for weeks of vacation.

Have the cobs put up a bleg post and we'll all kick in.
--------------------------------


I found AosHQ sometime during the 2004 election cycle (remember those days when reading & writing about politics was fun, when jokes could be told, and nobody was constantly in a state of perpetual outrage over nothings? Good Times)

Most of the people writing about politics back then are no longer writing about politics, or have switched sides.

This is the best place to come to read what's going on in politics AND culture, and if you are burnt out, put out a bleg for a little vacay and get outta NYC. Toes up in the sand somewhere and catch some vitamin D.

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (e9omi)

178 What song is that from

beast of burden - stones

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (LWu6U)

179 Ace, I love your posts! Especially when you get mean.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (d6Ksn)

180 Could I just do a week of open threads?
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You could, but there's a whole shit ton of us old timey morons that read the blog for the content and don't really read the comments anymore.

But most of us would get by. Acceptable casualties and what not.

Posted by: MJ at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (gAMkn)

181 I dunno about y'all, but I'm still fond of calling him butterball powerbottom. That's my fave.

In fact, I'm thinking about that scene in Deliverance. "Squeal like a pig. Squeee."

And when they eventually remake that movie, Brian should be cast first. Mark Dice can do his voiceover.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (Z4rgH)

182 I knew I zhuld haff called it "Der Modest Proposal" but mein publisher did not zink it vass catchy enough.

Posted by: zombie adolf at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (Dh1wo)

183 Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

I think you'd need to start us off after a while.

Just a word or line or two and then post.

We'll take it from there. And probably further than you'd think wise. But then what would be different? Fewer keyboard clicks on your part is about all.

Sad because you do have a lot to say that I like reading but it's totally a bonus.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (hVoJQ)

184 seriously, why is he so fat?
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he has to be.

his job is to be like a puppet version of Jeff Zucker

Kind of one of those voodoo doll puppets that looks sort of like the person it represents

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (2Pu29)

185 "She has a lot of pretty boys she calls friends.
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
She has the Mercedes Benz
You can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave Ace of Spades."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (dT2km)

186 "you can't just be a lazy whore, a lazy f***ing c*** who just gives up"

"I've starved myself to death for you m****f*****s"

goodness gracious.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

187 What's a cob-logger?

Does no one respect the Old Ways!?!

It hearkens back to pre-pudding cup days, when the call came forth for co-bloggers to me and help out.

And it came out as cob-loggers....which the Horde leapt upon like starving dogs on rotten meat.

And thus are our Ways.
Posted by: Blue Hen


Always respect your cow-orkers old ways.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (LHT0w)

188
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)"
Oh geez. Am I the only cob that reads the posts?


Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
I read them, it's just that someone says, uh, a word and then it's all crazy and then I end up writing poetry in Word and realign the margins and end up in the barrel.
Rabbit-trails-are-US

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (37IEG)

189 178 What song is that from

beast of burden - stones
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (LWu6U)

With a side order riff on Jewel's 'Pieces of You'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (bcbK8)

190 Ace, I read the posts so I would miss you... That's why I'm never "first!"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (O2RFr)

191 One thing I have to do is plan it otherwise I'll just sit on the couch

For you, I would think you have to go somewhere for a few days and "forget" your phone. No TV watching. Believe it or not, a five-day political "fast" is in no way harmful.

And leave us the keys to the liquor cabinet so we can ensure its security.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (jOEDM)

192 Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

I'll take a month of Open Threads over the horror you posted previous to this one. (Don't mean that the way it sounded; it's very important we are made aware of this crap)

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (gQhCV)

193 >>>179 Ace, I love your posts! Especially when you get mean.


some mean stuff coming up tho it's not really me, it's just quotes from posts that are mean

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (PbpT7)

194
Actually, your posts are great. Some are even legendary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

The Kaboom one will live forever.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (d6Ksn)

195 It's pretty obvious:
Tucker Carlson *explained* how he was a drugged up trust fund kid wrapping sports cars around trees...
Media Matters *joked* about those sly Jews and their bags of money.

Posted by: Stevo at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (SOV+T)

196 Ace, your posts ripping on Cap'n Bill and Jonah the Whale are epic. Also, you know they read them and are perpetually butt hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

197 "Telling people that if they fast for TWO MONTHS
they might still be fat and are "still a fat fucking pig" does not seem
like good coaching to me.





Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)"
Insults sell. He's like the Don Rickels of fasting. But it was interesting to watch. Like a train wreck.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)

198 Butterball Powerbottom, III, at your service!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (1ISKN)

199 Ace, there's another fat person of thumb who will NOT SHUT THE HELL UP. And that's Mr. Kellyanne Conway:

http://tinyurl.com/y2garkdp

Between the TDS and Jew hate, I just can't even anymore.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 01:47 PM (ptqGC)
******************

I really am beginning to think he's cheating on Kellyanne. A husband that loves his wife would never do this to her.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 02:03 PM (hECVl)

200
Actually we kind of re-populate content here all day long. An Open Thread becomes something interesting at a certain point, someone detours it with boobs, then guns, the occasional MUMR pops in and it's time for another Open Thread.

Something about vacations. Plan just a day or two or three. Get away to someplace new. Planning for a week becomes too much freaking work. A couple days is a picnic.

My last vacation was five days. It was the perfect compromise between too long and too short.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:03 PM (jYje5)

201 128 so i was searching for the old humping robot video that Ace used to post.

Some things just can't be googled for.


indeed. i have a collection of russian pop songs stolen from youtube and converted to mp3 that i listen to while working. one day, i decided that i should grab the videos as well. found most of them, except for a song titled "computer" by a group named "forum".

Posted by: Anachronda at March 14, 2019 02:03 PM (sGtp+)

202
So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

----

Yes.

Or.

Have Seffton just the take the top five or six news articles he gets every morning and make those the posts for the day.



Otherwise.... we might get tired of weeks worth of boobs and guns.

And recipes. For bluebell.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

203
You may ask, when will Ace stop linking that video of this morbidly obese waddling snizz?
And the answer, of course, is "Never."

At least it's not Yoko.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)

204 179 Ace, I love your posts! Especially when you get mean.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (d6Ksn)

Da. Angry Ace is Best Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

205 One thing I have to do is plan it otherwise I'll just sit on the couch and watch fucking old episodes of Arrow. You know, LIVING LIFE TO THE FULL.

Binge watch old episodes of Forged in Fire, its not only manly as hell but educational and fascinating. To me at least.

And yes, ace you could do a week of just open posts but we'd miss your content and the information you bring. I love your analysis and try to read and comment on it every time. I mean, when there is any, this one is just "f those guys and funny stuff" which is fine sometimes too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (39g3+)

206 204 179 Ace, I love your posts! Especially when you get mean.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:01 PM (d6Ksn)

Da. Angry Ace is Best Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK

==========

Anger seems to bring out his wit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (oh/Sd)

207 I love reading Ace's posts. They're erudite and yet bitingly satirical. The one below about the horror of the transgender crowd really struck me as it is correct and so un-PC that it would have got me fired had I not decided to retire and avoid all that.

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (U7k5w)

208 Is "snizz" the word that Ace New Year resolved to use at least once a day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (Sp1Lf)

209
Actually, your posts are great. Some are even legendary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

The Kaboom one will live forever.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:02 PM (d6Ksn)

-----

My fave is STILL Ace nuttin all over Ann Althouse.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

210 Just because every thread descends into a riff on boobs, and man parts don't think the cobs didn't read your post.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:04 PM (VpIIl)

211 >>>Insults sell. He's like the Don Rickels of fasting. But it was interesting to watch. Like a train wreck.

um, they might sell a little, but not this much. also, the idea of a THIRTY DAY FAST seems like an impossibility and a hell and a possibly fatal thing to most people (generally, it's not), and to tell them that after that you might still be a "fat f***" sounds like it's not going to motivate people.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

212 Speaking of guns, I saw a weird one on the youtubes: the Gyrojet.

It shot little rockets!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (1ISKN)

213 I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one
reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So
I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

---------------------

Au contraire Boss, I read almost all of them, ones like the one downstairs being the exceptions. I learn a lot from them too.

In every thread the Horde posts the latest happenings anyway, so a week of open threads would still keep us current on news. Let the commenters carry it for a week with light Cob assists and go enjoy life and recharge please.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (ffYR/)

214 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.

Yeah? I want to raises it to 35

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (bim/x)

215 If you watch Idiocracy very closely, you will see that after the show "Owwww My Dick!" is over the Daily Show theme begins to play. It's very subtle and you can only notice it in one or two scenes.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)

216 Could I just do a week of open threads?
------------------------


Definitely do a Monday & Tuesday to stretch out a long weekend so you can reset.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (LHT0w)

217 >>>Au contraire Boss, I read almost all of them, ones like the one downstairs being the exceptions. I learn a lot from them too.


Sucker

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

218 "Owwww My Dick!" is over the Daily Show theme begins to play. It's very subtle and you can only

Owww my balls

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (O2RFr)

219 Ya`ll are so mean. How would you handle going through life looking like Brian? He cries in front of the mirror every morning. My bull and I feel so sad when we hear him from the bedroom.

Posted by: Taters Wife at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (yhf6w)

220 199: Or she's cheating on him and it's big revenge. But then George looks like a bulbous lesbian, so he's acting all mean gurl

Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (U7k5w)

221 I'm not getting the Betomania, he's got nothing. No policies, no charm and he looks gormless.

Posted by: Decaf at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (r4a+A)

222 Lanny Davis ... gee, if CNN can't trust Lanny (to give pure propaganda), who can they trust?


TheNarrative ... it still goes on, but now they still know Trump is a Russian agent, it is just they have not found enough to convict him ... yet ... they'll keep looking, and will subpoena another 100 Trump supporters ... no rock left un-turned, surely there's an impeachment pony somewhere in the pile of leftist crap.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (Cus5s)

223 214
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday
she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.



Yeah? I want to raises it to 35

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (bim/x)


I'm in for 12! Top that you old doddering fool.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (ymnmz)

224 I read the posts, too ( well, I am not a movie person, so I skip full-on reviews) and I'd miss ace, but he NEEDS to take a break.
A real break, entirely away from the internet. I think he'd be amazed at all the sleep he'd get. I think Too Much Internet helped kill Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (gQhCV)

225 Wow. A lot of Ace ass-kissing in this thread. You should see what goes on when you're not.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

226 This song seems kinda appropriate

https://youtu.be/Y5fBdpreJiU

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (dT2km)

227 Oh Ace, your posts are easy to read!

Now JJ's morning posts, those take some work to get through. (but those links are always so good!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (Kpl3J)

228 165 Speaking low carbing it, I made bulletproof coffee this morning and then spent the rest of the morning on the porcelain throne.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion Urkers everywhere at March 14, 2019 01:59 PM (JgA4k)

That's why I don't drink that stuff. Or that Hydroxycut stuff. I mean, it works but your underwear will never be the same.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

229 221 I'm not getting the Betomania, he's got nothing. No policies, no charm and he looks gormless.
Posted by: Decaf at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (r4a+A)

==========

He's got media love, though.

That counts for a lot.

Still, though. I don't think he'll ever do much better than 3rd in the early primaries, and he'll be gone before Super Tuesday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (oh/Sd)

230 Stelter hasn't gotten fat. Just wider.

He's probably laying down too much.

On his back.

And his front.

How'd his wife get pregnant?

Does he believe her?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (hVoJQ)

231 >>>208 Is "snizz" the word that Ace New Year resolved to use at least once a day?

yup

>>>212 Speaking of guns, I saw a weird one on the youtubes: the Gyrojet.

It shot little rockets!

...

was that on Forgotten Weapons?

The gyrojet was something I knew of since I was a kid because it was mentioned in the Top Secret role playing game (a D and D type game but about spies).

supposedly a total crap round.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (PbpT7)

232 225 Wow. A lot of Ace ass-kissing in this thread. You should see what goes on when you're not.

Yeah a lot of brown nosing going on

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (O2RFr)

233 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.

I'd favor term limits on voting. Like when you die.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (CMq2e)

234 212
Speaking of guns, I saw a weird one on the youtubes: the Gyrojet.



It shot little rockets!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (1ISKN)
Yeah - they used them in Bond - You Only Live Twice.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (37IEG)

235 Oh Ace, you have such lovely abs and shelf skills.
Honestly, who are you people?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (VpIIl)

236 >>>
Now JJ's morning posts, those take some work to get through. (but those links are always so good!)

yeah that is a pretty comprehensive briefing.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (PbpT7)

237 >>And the answer, of course, is "Never."


Funniest shit, ever.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (BKUjK)

238 >>Stewert did Stewarts Sctick, but I think he realized it was just a Schtick. He didnt hate the right.



Eh, I think he did. He knew he was making hits that the regular news people couldn't, and they were cheering him on for it (went to his head).

Stewart was probably not sorry until it didn't work on Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (W+vEI)

239 >>>225 Wow. A lot of Ace ass-kissing in this thread. You should see what goes on when you're not.

oh let me have my moment you meanie

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (PbpT7)

240

JPL = Jew Propulsion Laboratory?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (HaL55)

241
Stelter hasn't gotten fat. Just wider.

-----

Dude.

Stelter looks like a white ribbed condom filled with five pounds of sugar cookie dough.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

242 212 Speaking of guns, I saw a weird one on the youtubes: the Gyrojet.

It shot little rockets!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (1ISKN)

Yup, neat experiment but it didn't go anywhere.

Someday, the tech may get cheap enough to mass produce APEX rounds for the Primarchs and their children.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)

243 233 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.

Good lord... I have two grandsons on the verge of 16... The thought of them voting... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (O2RFr)

244 So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

----

Yes.

Or.

Have Seffton just the take the top five or six news articles he gets every morning and make those the posts for the day.



Otherwise.... we might get tired of weeks worth of boobs and guns.

And recipes. For bluebell.
Posted by: fixerupper

With daily de-lurker posts.

Happy hour flame wars.

new cob-logger audition/gong show.

We will make the blog run higher and jump faster. We have the (incredibly old, but not as old as Vic) technology

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (6rX0K)

245 Could I just do a week of open threads?


Have JJ post his morning list one at a time so that a normal person can get through the list. One list should last about a month.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (LWu6U)

246 238 Eh, I think he did. He knew he was making hits that the regular news people couldn't, and they were cheering him on for it (went to his head).

Stewart was probably not sorry until it didn't work on Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:08 PM (W+vEI)

==========

Dude hated the right.

Remember his counter to the Tea Party?

The return to sanity (or whatever)?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (oh/Sd)

247 At least it's not Yoko.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 14, 2019 02:03 PM


You say that like it's a Good Thing.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (Sp1Lf)

248 "morbidly obese waddling snizz"....yeah. I love this place. Thanks ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (9oE3U)

249 Search one of the old Gun Threads, someone has another rare caseless ammo firearm. In .22LR.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (dT2km)

250 tomorrow, i grill. steaks, as big as tater's head. i got nothin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (KP5rU)

251 Now JJ's morning posts, those take some work to get through. (but those links are always so good!)

Some day, I'm going to work up the courage to read everything and see how long it takes to post "Sponge!" or whatever we do these days.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (CMq2e)

252 Forgotten Weapons linked me to it I think, but it was some other guys. They shot both the pistol and carbine, and there was no telling where that thing was going after it left the barrel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (1ISKN)

253 That Stelter is horrific ! Looks like a killer clown devil.

Fucking creepy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (M+Lyo)

254 So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?



Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)



Producer: Wouldn't it be hard to maintain the site's reputation with a whole week of just open threads?


Scriptwriter: Actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (a2xio)

255 Someone this morning linked two side-by-side pics, one of Beto's Vanity Fair cover, and another during John Edwards run. Both showed the men posing with pickup trucks and dogs.

Appealing to middle America, yo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

256 Wow. A lot of Ace ass-kissing in this thread. You should see what goes on when you're not.

Yeah a lot of brown nosing going on
Posted by: It's me donna


No one's going to say it? Ok.

That's what anal bleaching is for!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (LHT0w)

257 I mean, my God, you could seed the blog with a week from each of MisHum's ONTs.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (gQhCV)

258 In other news, ambulatory tuber Stelter donned clown makeup and tortured a hamster to make noises approximating human vocalizations.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

259 First time I read the phrase, "Bubba The Love Sponge" a while back I didn't know it was a radio show. I thought it was sarcastic name for Bill Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (AllCR)

260

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.


If a five year old is old enough to decide what sex they want to be they're certainly mature enough to vote.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (TAmPV)

261 >>> Speaking low carbing it, I made bulletproof coffee this morning and then spent the rest of the morning on the porcelain throne.

I have a post about this. The post is called "I Just Shat Myself." Seriously.

Bulletproof coffee is fine and does not cause the squirts EXCEPT of you have too much for the first time. You have to add a little MCT oil to your coffee every day for 3-4 days until your body gets used to it.

But yeah, if you are just trying it, or if (like me) you haven't had it ages and then have a big old cup of it, you might have Disaster Pants.

but if you just have a little a day until your colon knows which way is up, you'll be fine.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (PbpT7)

262 252
Forgotten Weapons linked me to it I think, but it was some other guys.
They shot both the pistol and carbine, and there was no telling where
that thing was going after it left the barrel.





Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (1ISKN)
Ah! Rocket propelled smoothbore rounds!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (37IEG)

263 258 In other news, ambulatory tuber Stelter donned clown makeup and tortured a hamster to make noises approximating human vocalizations.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

=========

Is this the plot for the sequel to Tusk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (oh/Sd)

264 >>Ace, I love your posts! Especially when you get mean.


Heh, me, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

265
We will make the blog run higher and jump faster. We have the (incredibly old, but not as old as Vic) technology
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (6rX0K)

----

Thanks Chicken Lady. Now I have this visual of Ace as Lee Majors in my head.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (8XRCm)

266 only tax paying property owners should be allowed to vote. old ways, etc. infinity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (KP5rU)

267 tomorrow, i grill. steaks, as big as tater's head. i got nothin.

Ya gonna need a bigger grill

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (dT2km)

268 So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace



Producer: Wouldn't it be hard to maintain the site's reputation with a whole week of just open threads?


Scriptwriter: Actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: BurtTC


Why did I just read that in Mel Brook's voice?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (LHT0w)

269 Just promise me Kellyanne's girlfriend is hot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

270 109 at some point the Open Secret will come out and you will laugh.

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

He's a Brony?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

271 I'm aware, based on the fact that no one
reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So
I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?



Posted by: ace

--

You probably couldn't even if you tried. Too much funny stuff to comment on. And, at least you know the direction the post is going to go when you start the humor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (YslsA)

272 >> I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?


Well, the Comments wouldn't suffer.

And that is really where your bread is buttered, so...

Bonus : It'll give you time to send out those backordered T-Shirts and Mugs!

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (BKUjK)

273 Bulletproof coffee is fine and does not cause the squirts EXCEPT of you have too much for the first time. You have to add a little MCT oil to your coffee every day for 3-4 days until your body gets used to it.

But yeah, if you are just trying it, or if (like me) you haven't had it ages and then have a big old cup of it, you might have Disaster Pants.

but if you just have a little a day until your colon knows which way is up, you'll be fine.

And stuff like this is why I come here

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (O2RFr)

274 *Open threads dropped from aces helicopter*


'as God is my witness I thought open threads could fly!!'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (9oE3U)

275 268 So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace



Producer: Wouldn't it be hard to maintain the site's reputation with a whole week of just open threads?


Scriptwriter: Actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Posted by: BurtTC


Why did I just read that in Mel Brook's voice?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (LHT0w)

Mel Brooks references are TIGHT.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

276 You could pick a key word like - Boobs, or Crossbows, or 9mm.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (37IEG)

277 267: for sure. the holland is probably lacking in heat space.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (KP5rU)

278 243
233 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference
Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age
to 16.



Good lord... I have two grandsons on the verge of 16... The thought of them voting... {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (O2RFr)


It's prolly more about the harvesting of the ballots than actually getting the little dummies to the polls

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (ymnmz)

279 I can understand wanting to take a week or month off (Dear Lord, but I do.) The problem is, the entire reason for this site is to comment on current events, whatever they may be.

A week is a long time these days. A month is an eternity in the news. Might be a tough vow to keep.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:12 PM (ycWCI)

280 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 02:05 PM (bim/x)

And/or based on property or actual wealth. In the bank and not some airy fairy "worth" this or that amount because digital money can disappear just as fast as it showed up.

Maybe time of service to the country either military or community.

Having a family?

All these used to be or are the forms of qualifications to vote in some country and some time in history.

But the lawyers won't let us.

Lawyers and psychiatrists having destroyed Western Civ

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (hVoJQ)

281
It's prolly more about the harvesting of the ballots than actually getting the little dummies to the polls

I imagine the parents would be voting absentee for them

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (O2RFr)

282 Why they love Beto:

1. He calls himself Beto. Muy exotico!
2. He's tall and thin. Kennedyesque!
3. He was in a band. Cooooooool!
4. He rides a skateboard. Supercool!

That's it. Literally, that's it.

Posted by: Deep Burnt State at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4Eo4+)

283 Bulletproof coffee is fine and does not cause the squirts EXCEPT of you have too much for the first time. You have to add a little MCT oil to your coffee every day for 3-4 days until your body gets used to it.

But yeah, if you are just trying it, or if (like me) you haven't had it ages and then have a big old cup of it, you might have Disaster Pants.

but if you just have a little a day until your colon knows which way is up, you'll be fine.

Posted by: ace


Starbucks cold coffee stuff. Every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (LHT0w)

284 I saw Stelter at the top of the post and remembered I needed to get a pork butt out of the freezer.

Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (6e1eX)

285 Remember how the founders thought that voting should ony be done by property owners? Men who had skin in the game in other words. Limiting voting to property owners, while they are still alive, would go a long way to fixing the broken election system.

Until dems come up with a way for "public housing" to count as being owned by residents and there goes that reform.

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (e9omi)

286 You should take a week off and go on a Cruise, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (BKUjK)

287 Tater as a Briny? Only if Kurt Eichmanwald can dress up as a hentai octopus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (dT2km)

288 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly
press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the
national voting age to 16.


-----------------------------------------------
I'd favor term limits on voting. Like when you die.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (CMq2e)


Hows about we raise it to old enough that you can no longer be covered on your parent's health insurance.


Watch the Dems lower the health insurance cut off age to about 12.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (a2xio)

289 That's it. Literally, that's it.

Posted by: Deep Burnt State at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4Eo4+)
You forgot playing steerwheel drum while waiting in the drive thru at "Whataburger".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (37IEG)

290
Yeah JJ could break his Morning links down into a morning AND afternoon. So that covers about 7am to 9:30, Art Thread till noon, then Gorilla Guy till 2pm, back to the other half of JJ early afternoon, then a late afternoon open.

I tend to get link overload from JJ. There's usually enough there for three threads.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (jYje5)

291 Ace, I love your posts! Especially when you get mean.


Heh, me, too!
Posted by: Lizzy


But seriously folks; true or false, Ace has been referenced or linked by Instapundit at least once a week for, how many months now?

People are reading your content and proudly sharing it (FOAD Jonah Goldberg). That's an accomplishment.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (6rX0K)

292 I hate to break it to Pelosi and Co., but they can't vote on changing the voting age, it requires a constitutional amendment.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (YslsA)

293 You should take a week off and go on a Cruise, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (BKUjK)

----

Yes YES!!!

AHOY THERE ACE!!!

Posted by: Capt Cuck Billy Kristol at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

294 >>Someone this morning linked two side-by-side pics, one of Beto's Vanity Fair cover, and another during John Edwards run. Both showed the men posing with pickup trucks and dogs.

Appealing to middle America, yo.
- - -

"Oh, hey, America, I'm just a humble billionaire (by marriage) who likes to hang out in old jeans, with my dog, and my truck!"

And speaking of that dog:
http://tinyurl.com/y244rh8j

LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (W+vEI)

295 292 I hate to break it to Pelosi and Co., but they can't vote on changing the voting age, it requires a constitutional amendment.

Who says?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (O2RFr)

296 Speaking of guns, I saw a weird one on the youtubes: the Gyrojet.

Neat idea, but I guess it didn't work very well. Plus in most common conditions it draws a very neat line right to your position, never a good thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)

297 He's got media love, though.

That counts for a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:07 PM (oh/Sd)

A friend of mine had a 12 year old daughter who had a huge crush on Ricky Martin back when "La Vida Loca" came out. Had pictures of him hanging in her bedroom.

Then Ricky said he was ghey. The girl was devastated for a few days - but she kept the pictures up. Ricky really wasn't ghey, he just hadn't met the right girl - her!

That's what the media is doing with Beto. Yeah, our Dream Boy lost, but so what? He can still win! We love him too much to break up!

Difference is, my friend's daughter grew up and forgot about Ricky. The media will never stop thinking like 12 year old girls.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (d6Ksn)

298 286 You should take a week off and go on a Cruise, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:14 PM (BKUjK)

Maybe see one of them concerts at one of them venues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

299 So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace
==========
Sure. Knock off and go to the beach. Its not like there's anything going on in the news right now . . .

Actually, you could probably keep posting if you took a laptop. Not that you have to, but if you didn't something ridiculous would happen and you'd miss out on the larfs.

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 02:16 PM (6ShNP)

300 Why they love Beto:

1. He calls himself Beto. Muy exotico!
2. He's tall and thin. Kennedyesque!
3. He was in a band. Cooooooool!
4. He rides a skateboard. Supercool!

That's it. Literally, that's it.
Posted by: Deep Burnt State at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4Eo4+)

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For the debates, they're going to have to mark out a 6' safe zone around him to protect the others from his wild arm swinging while talking.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:16 PM (ffYR/)

301
Why they love Beto:



1. He calls himself Beto. Muy exotico!

2. He's tall and thin. Kennedyesque!

3. He was in a band. Cooooooool!

4. He rides a skateboard. Supercool!



That's it. Literally, that's it.

Posted by: Deep Burnt State at March 14, 2019 02:13 PM (4Eo4+)


Laura Ingraham did a hilarious dramatic reading of the gushing Beto article in Vanity Fair last night.

We also learned he has Book Shelves. With books on them! Many are books about rock music! Also, he "was born for this."


Yep, another Barry Soetoro Barack Hussein Obama. Empty suit, lazy, entitled, nothingburger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

302 if beto and aoc procreated, the offspring would rival the great white. in terms of double rows of teeth and appetite. ya know?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

303 "Oh, hey, America, I'm just a humble billionaire (by marriage) who likes to hang out in old jeans, with my dog, and my truck!"

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Yeah. ALL of us rednecks read Vanity Fair.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:16 PM (8XRCm)

304 Remember how the founders thought that voting should ony be done by property owners? Men who had skin in the game in other words. Limiting voting to property owners, while they are still alive, would go a long way to fixing the broken election system.

Until dems come up with a way for "public housing" to count as being owned by residents and there goes that reform.

Posted by: Boots


Among your voter registration card, you have to produce your current PAID tax bill.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:16 PM (LHT0w)

305
Yes YES!!!



AHOY THERE ACE!!!

Posted by: Capt Cuck Billy Kristol at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (8XRCm)
Only if this cruise is below the surface at about a thousand yards away, hat on backwards peering through a periscope watching 3 torpedo wakes headed amidships.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (37IEG)

306 "but if you just have a little a day until your colon knows which way is up, you'll be fine.





Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:11 PM (PbpT7)"
Ace., Black Rifle Coffee Co. Murdered Out Coffee Roast.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

307 *giggles*

I can imagine Ace up on the Lipo Deck surfing the chocolate water fall as Rear Adm Billy Krystol looks on in aghast and apoplexy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (dT2km)

308 301; extra points for skateboard prowess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (KP5rU)

309 ace I think you could just go to the dictionary open a page, shut your eyes and point to a word. Post it and say discuss. "cornucopia".

Oh, by comment 150 boobs will be mentioned.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (9oE3U)

310 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said at her weekly press conference Thursday she personally would support lowering the national voting age to 16.

Oregon is going to pass a law lowering the voting age here to 16. Supermajority of lunatic extremist lefties and a radical leftist lesbian governor = rubber stamp every crazy idea they can come up with. Its like a competition between Oregon, Washington, and California to win the loony leftist sweepstakes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (39g3+)

311 I'm aware, based on the fact that no one
reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So
I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?



Posted by: ace
*******************
You're posts are great and I read them.
The last thread, I had to take deep breaths every couple of paragraphs as I was about to have a coronary.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (hECVl)

312 Oh, by comment 150 boobs will be mentioned.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (9oE3U)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

313 >>You're posts are great and I read them.


Me, too!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (BKUjK)

314 So have the Republicans had their anti-Trump vote yet?

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (O2RFr)

315 The funniest thing was that the Edwards and Beto pieces are written by the same guy.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (BXMxN)

316 I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)


Queue up one or two "best of" columns for each day, have the COBS line up open threads or write something if they wish for the rest, and get away to somewhere for a week. Leave your phone and computers home, or locked away somewhere. A day here or there will not really help. The news and your readers will be here when you get back.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (kUmUV)

317 *giggles*

I can imagine Ace up on the Lipo Deck surfing the chocolate water fall as Rear Adm Billy Krystol looks on in aghast and apoplexy.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Moron meet-up on one of their cruises. The pudding cup truth or dare alone would get us in troubled.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (6rX0K)

318 Then Ricky said he was ghey. The girl was devastated for a few days - but she kept the pictures up. Ricky really wasn't ghey, he just hadn't met the right girl - her!

Sounds like 12 year old girl logic to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (39g3+)

319 "Oh, hey, America, I'm just a humble billionaire (by marriage) who likes to hang out in old jeans, with my dog, and my truck!"

That's what I like about Trump. He doesn't pretend to be anything else besides a rich, brash NY developer. He doesn't pretend he goes duck hunting, he doesn't make phony church visits, he doesn't go around in jeans. If he started doing those things, his voters wouldn't like him as much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (d6Ksn)

320 "That whole final solution thing, I was just joking around. I kid, I keeed."
Adolph Hitler

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (pw+jk)

321 317 *giggles*

I can imagine Ace up on the Lipo Deck surfing the chocolate water fall as Rear Adm Billy Krystol looks on in aghast and apoplexy.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Moron meet-up on one of their cruises. The pudding cup truth or dare alone would get us in troubled.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (6rX0K)

=========

They would have to have another cruise for that to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (oh/Sd)

322 Have Seffton just the take the top five or six news articles he gets every morning and make those the posts for the day.



Otherwise.... we might get tired of weeks worth of boobs and guns.

And recipes. For bluebell.
Posted by: fixerupper

With daily de-lurker posts.

Happy hour flame wars.

new cob-logger audition/gong show.

We will make the blog run higher and jump faster. We have the (incredibly old, but not as old as Vic) technology

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:09 PM (6rX0K)

......

Take a week off, ace. Hell, take two.

The world will go on. I think the above listed ideas are great.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (gCzjH)

323
Oh, by comment 150 boobs will be mentioned.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM


And personally I am not the least bit offended by those of the silicon variety.

/ thread jack initiation procedure begun

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (jYje5)

324 Kind of windy here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (ycWCI)

325 313
>>You're posts are great and I read them.





Me, too!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 14, 2019 02:18 PM (BKUjK)
"and I steal them"....fixed that for ya there Jonah.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (37IEG)

326 It's prolly more about the harvesting of the ballots than actually getting the little dummies to the polls

Well, we certainly wouldn't want them to miss a day of gov't schooling, would we, so how about a compromise? We'll let them vote in class!. No funny business that way.

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (dzJ3R)

327 Ace, you have so many excellent posts you should re-post them every now and then when applicable. For example, the McGuffin one.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

328 I think it's interesting that, on the off chance that a liberal couple doesn't abort an infant, that by the time the baby is a toddler, they seek to spay or neuter it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (AzW6q)

329 319 "Oh, hey, America, I'm just a humble billionaire (by marriage) who likes to hang out in old jeans, with my dog, and my truck!"

That's what I like about Trump. He doesn't pretend to be anything else besides a rich, brash NY developer. He doesn't pretend he goes duck hunting, he doesn't make phony church visits, he doesn't go around in jeans. If he started doing those things, his voters wouldn't like him as much.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (d6Ksn)

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Authenticity doesn't mean awkwardly picking up a gun for the first time in front of a camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (oh/Sd)

330 We've seen Beto having his teeth cleaned. He needs to up his game with a colonic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

331 Ooh, good point. How will Jonah's readers react to a string of "Open Post" articles?

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (dzJ3R)

332 >>you should re-post them every now and then


The Apprentice Post should be reused once a month.

Fucking kills me everytime I read it.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (BKUjK)

333 Authenticity doesn't mean awkwardly picking up a gun for the first time in front of a camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (oh/Sd)


Or pretending you skeet shoot. All The Time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

334
...
"Oh, hey, America, I'm just a humble billionaire (by marriage) who likes to hang out in old jeans, with my dog, and my truck!"
...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:15 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++++++
None of these people learned from Trump, and I hope they never do. Don't fake it. Be yourself and own it. Remember when Trump's Republican opponents showed up at the IA state fair in flannel and jeans and then Trump landed in his helicopter and gave out rides? Remember when he told a New England rally that he kind of regretted being a front-runner because it means he'll never get to drive his Rolls again?

This stuff counts. People don't like rich assholes or people who fake who they are. Trump manages to be relateable and super rich (I suspect because he's a builder instead of someone like a banker, and he has had to interact with real people his whole life and understands them better than your average super rich guy), and he won on being himself.

I hope the Left never learns that authenticity sells. Then again, a Leftist behaving authentically would make all the plants around them spontaneously die, cause paint to peel, expose the hellfire around them, etc. Maybe authenticity wouldn't work for a Leftist. I hope not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (I2dne)

335 MMFA = Mixed Martial Fucking Arts?

Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (eAZVt)

336 I mean, I'm aware, based on the fact that no one reads my posts, that my main function here is just to post new posts. So I do wonder: Could I just do a week of open threads?
=======
Feel free. I'm currently not on any deadline, so now would be a great time. Enjoy. Please return as soon as I have a paying job that expects production.

Posted by: Jonah G at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (PNdnQ)

337 This is a nice beach to spend some time. Look there is even a table with an umbrella:

http://tinyurl.com/y2yb73k5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ycWCI)

338
Authenticity doesn't mean awkwardly picking up a gun for the first time in front of a camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (oh/Sd)
And definitely not pulling the trigger for the first time so people can admire your expert form in profile.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (37IEG)

339 333 Authenticity doesn't mean awkwardly picking up a gun for the first time in front of a camera.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:20 PM (oh/Sd)

Or pretending you skeet shoot. All The Time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

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Perhaps, though, it means admitting to that bottle of hot sauce you always carry in your purse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (oh/Sd)

340 From the Peter Strzok article on the Examiner:
There was an agreement between the DOJ attorneys and lawyers for Hillary Clinton that kept the FBI from examining the Clinton Foundation Emails...
I'm sure when the DOJ attorneys and Hillary's lawyers were in the same room they experienced one of those weird quantum entanglement states where none of them could tell which group they were from.

Posted by: An Observation at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (YuV9z)

341 Under all of that Ewok fur is a tater struggling to be free!

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (2Mnv1)

342 U.K. lawmakers have voted in favor of seeking a delayed departure from the EU, marking another step in a political crisis that has ripped through the heart of Westminster.

Members of Parliament (MPs) voted for an extension to Article 50 which sets out the EU departure process beyond its current March 29 deadline. The vote was non-binding, however, and the EU will have to agree to a delay. Brussels has already stated that Britain needs to justify requesting such an extension.


And THIS is how democracy dies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (bim/x)

343 *giggles*

I can imagine Ace up on the Lipo
Deck surfing the chocolate water fall as Rear Adm Billy Krystol looks on
in aghast and apoplexy.


Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:17 PM (dT2km)


You said "rear admiral."

Posted by: Beavis at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (a2xio)

344 Is a colonic infused with CBD oil a high colonic?

Posted by: @Philosomoron at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (Sp1Lf)

345 285
Men who had skin in the game in other words. Limiting voting to property owners, while they are still alive, would go a long way to fixing the broken election system.

I would say parents. Back then that was assumed. And over the age of (at least) 25 where SCIENCE tells us some of our higher function parts of the brain are still being developed. (or, like 35 or older where you have some experience and knowledge as well.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (LWu6U)

346 Anyone else remember the fun and learning we had when Carly Fiorina did a podcast?

maybe we get VDH or Tucker? Q&A with Pres. Trumps' campaign?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (6rX0K)

347 GOP should counter legislation re: voting at 16 with a "Universal Age of Adulthood."

If you're old enough to vote at 16, then you should also be old enough to buy alcohol, cigarettes, guns, sign up for selective service/join the military, buy your own healthcare, etc.. I am sick of them moving the age of adulthood to please whatever their agenda is.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (W+vEI)

348 335 MMFA = Mixed Martial Fucking Arts?
Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (eAZVt)

Trying to figure out how this would work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

349
'Best of Ace' sounds like a good idea. Just recycle something that was really popular. Might be a little work pre-vacation but that's also part of a 'regular' job.

The cobs could handle a little cut and paste like that.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (jYje5)

350 Jean Francois Cary trying to play American football on a a tarmac...

Dukakis in a business suit riding around in a tank...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (dT2km)

351
Or pretending you skeet shoot. All The Time.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)
Barack likes to wait until they've almost dropped to the ground, makes it more of a challenge when they're low and out of range.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

352 I heard part of Robert Francis O'Rourke's candidacy announcement on the radio. He sounded like he was reading a script badly. He..paused...a...lot.....between.....words. I would think that if you're running for President you ought to know enough about the reason, as well as what your core message without sounding as if you are reading from a script.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (AllCR)

353 347 GOP should counter legislation re: voting at 16 with a "Universal Age of Adulthood."

If you're old enough to vote at 16, then you should also be old enough to buy alcohol, cigarettes, guns, sign up for selective service/join the military, buy your own healthcare, etc.. I am sick of them moving the age of adulthood to please whatever their agenda is.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (W+vEI)

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Make it illegal for them to be on their parents' health insurance past 16.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (oh/Sd)

354 Welcome to the Hotel EU.You can check out any time you like but you can never leave(especially when you don't really want to)

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (BXMxN)

355 And personally I am not the least bit offended by those of the silicon variety.



/ thread jack initiation procedure begun

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:19 PM (jYje5)

OK, I think if you mention boobs there should be obligatory pics.
*Ok, i said 'boobs' so i thought I'd take my own advice. Gees, DO NOT plug 'boobs' into the Google Machine.*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (9oE3U)

356 Ugh, chocolate water falls gross me out. Just think of all the little hairs, dust and fart aerosols falling into that stuff.

No thank you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (xfb67)

357 351
Or pretending you skeet shoot. All The Time.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)
Barack likes to wait until they've almost dropped to the ground, makes it more of a challenge when they're low and out of range.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

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Those scenes were really funny in The Favourite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (oh/Sd)

358 Bill and Hillary Clinton dancing on a beach!

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (BKUjK)

359 This is a nice beach to spend some time. Look there is even a table with an umbrella:

http://tinyurl.com/y2yb73k5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++++
I don't see any furniture...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne)

360
I heard part of Robert Francis O'Rourke's candidacy announcement on the
radio. He sounded like he was reading a script badly.
He..paused...a...lot.....between.....words.


So another Obama then. Gag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

361 335 MMFA = Mixed Martial Fucking Arts?
Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (eAZVt)

Trying to figure out how this would work.



Whatever happens, don't let him pin you!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (cxZGQ)

362 Hillary dodging Bosnian sniper fire

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (dT2km)

363
Jean Francois Cary trying to play American football on a a tarmac...

Dukakis in a business suit riding around in a tank...
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (dT2km)

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SCOAMF trying to walk through a gate with an umbrella.

Or working out with dumbells at the hotel gym.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

364 Can I get me a huntin license here?

Posted by: John Kerry at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (pw+jk)

365 "seriously, why is he so fat?
He's on tv. For crying out loud. You can't be this fat and be on tv."

They say the camera adds a hundred pounds or so ace.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (9m9TT)

366 I heard part of Robert Francis O'Rourke's candidacy announcement on the radio. He sounded like he was reading a script badly. He..paused...a...lot.....between.....words. I would think that if you're running for President you ought to know enough about the reason, as well as what your core message without sounding as if you are reading from a script.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's because he's almost Irish, isn't it!?!

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 14, 2019 02:25 PM (6rX0K)

367 DaNang Dick Blumenthal, Vietnam Vet...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:25 PM (dT2km)

368 356 Ugh, chocolate water falls gross me out. Just think of all the little hairs, dust and fart aerosols falling into that stuff.

No thank you.


or anthropomorphic bananas

Posted by: Lego Movie 2 spoilers at March 14, 2019 02:25 PM (sGtp+)

369 I have only seen this "beto" guy in photos, but he seems optimistic.

Most of the dems look bitter old hags, so he has that too.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:25 PM (LWu6U)

370 363
Jean Francois Cary trying to play American football on a a tarmac...

Dukakis in a business suit riding around in a tank...
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (dT2km)

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SCOAMF trying to walk through a gate with an umbrella.

Or working out with dumbells at the hotel gym.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

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AOC actually tried to teach Democrats what authentic meant.

"Just do what you normally do," she said. This was right after Elizabeth Warren tried her first beer since college.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:25 PM (oh/Sd)

371 SCOAMF trying to walk through a gate with an umbrella.



Or working out with dumbells at the hotel gym.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

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I'm pretty damn good at taking hurdles too. And let's not forget my basketball skillz.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 14, 2019 02:25 PM (pw+jk)

372 >>Make it illegal for them to be on their parents' health insurance past 16.


Heh. Also, be charged as an adult when you commit a crime.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (W+vEI)

373
Bill and Hillary Clinton dancing on a beach!

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM


Oh gawd, I knew exactly where that picture was taken. It ruined my memories of the Virgin Islands forever. Camera guy was probably standing in the water with a long lens.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (jYje5)

374 Beta Beano is like Hillary, Hispanic or Irish depending upon the audience.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (dT2km)

375 372 >>Make it illegal for them to be on their parents' health insurance past 16.


Heh. Also, be charged as an adult when you commit a crime.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (W+vEI)

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End high school at 16 as well.

We don't need to be paying for the public education of adults like that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (oh/Sd)

376 The Dems are determined to never lose another election. Lowering the voting age to 16 certainly helps a lot to achieve this goal. How many sixteen year olds consider themselves conservative in any way. Not many, I'm guessing.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (aWjrD)

377 SCOAMF trying to walk through a gate with an umbrella.

Or flapping his arms running down the steps of AF1

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (O2RFr)

378 Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:22 PM (W+vEI)



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Make it illegal for them to be on their parents' health insurance past 16.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:23 PM (oh/Sd)


I think I would die of a stroke if my daughter came to me and said "I'm sick of you treating me like a child, here's those extra couple hundred bucks you spend each month paying for my health insurance."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (a2xio)

379 Heh. Also, be charged as an adult when you commit a crime.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (W+vEI)

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Most people are liberals at age 16. Liberals don't get charged as an adult or otherwise when they commit crimes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

380 http://tinyurl.com/y2yb73k5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++++
I don't see any furniture...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne)



I clicked because I trusted your recommendation.
I was not disappointed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (LWu6U)

381 378
I think I would die of a stroke if my daughter came to me and said "I'm sick of you treating me like a child, here's those extra couple hundred bucks you spend each month paying for my health insurance."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (a2xio)

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Junior's only 4, but I'm already prepared to kick him out of the house if he insists on being treated like an adult while I pay for everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (oh/Sd)

382 376 The Dems are determined to never lose another election. Lowering the voting age to 16 certainly helps a lot to achieve this goal. How many sixteen year olds consider themselves conservative in any way. Not many, I'm guessing.

Exactly... I see they are calling for a school walk out for climate change tomorrow

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)

383 221 I'm not getting the Betomania, he's got nothing. No policies, no charm and he looks gormless.
Posted by: Decaf at March 14, 2019 02:06 PM (r4a+A)

They'll sew a gorm onto him. It's an age of miracles!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

384 This was right after Elizabeth Warren tried her first beer since college.
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I think I'll have me a beer!
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Seriously, what is with the affected bad grammar. They do it all the time.

Isn't that just precious?

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (2Pu29)

385 I heard part of Robert Francis O'Rourke's candidacy announcement on the
radio. He sounded like he was reading a script badly.
He..paused...a...lot.....between.....words. I would think that if you're
running for President you ought to know enough about the reason, as
well as what your core message without sounding as if you are reading
from a script.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

=====
If you rubes would read your better in the media it is because I am an incredible giant of a genius. Not that I am an imbecile.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (pw+jk)

386 379 Most people are liberals at age 16. Liberals don't get charged as an adult or otherwise when they commit crimes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

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Unless the FBI needs to make a show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (oh/Sd)

387 372
>>Make it illegal for them to be on their parents' health insurance past 16.





Heh. Also, be charged as an adult when you commit a crime.







Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:26 PM (W+vEI)


Registered for the draft.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

388 >>End high school at 16 as well.


Force ALL sexes, rreal and made up, register for selective service.

Re-Institute the Draft.

Let's see how drafting 16 year old girls and wannabe trannies goes over with mom and dad.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (BKUjK)

389 Kinda funny how Leftists get away with the Anti-semitism, jewish bags of gold, black face, kkk outfits, sexual abuse allegations by just saying Eh, kidding!, but repub must immediately apologize and resign.
Ok, not funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (r+sAi)

390 384 This was right after Elizabeth Warren tried her first beer since college.
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I think I'll have me a beer!
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Seriously, what is with the affected bad grammar. They do it all the time.

Isn't that just precious?
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (2Pu29)

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They're stupid and bigoted. It's really no more complicated than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (oh/Sd)

391 Most people are liberals at age 16. Liberals don't get charged as an adult or otherwise when they commit crimes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

most adult liberals have the emotional maturity of 16.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (9oE3U)

392
Jeez, is Tater wearing lipstick and rouge?

Grease him up with Vaseline and drop him over a prison wall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

393 Beto really is the white Obama, isn't he? I don't see that working.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (xfb67)

394 He doesn't pretend to be anything else besides a rich, brash NY developer. He doesn't pretend he goes duck hunting, he doesn't make phony church visits, he doesn't go around in jeans.

Yeah it is refreshing to have a candidate just be who they are without pandering. You'll never see ol' two scoops out there in a black church doing a fake southern accent talking about hot sauce.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)

395 Seriously, what is with the affected bad grammar. They do it all the time.
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Because they think the electorate is bunch of stupid hicks. They are the Enlightened Ones among us, after all. The rule by Divine Right.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (jkP3M)

396 ace, it's harsh to say no one reads your posts. The En Fuego guy certainly reads your posts in order to comment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (Sp1Lf)

397 Grease him up with Vaseline and drop him over a prison wall.

Sefton, what do you have against the prisoners? Not as if Oh No Yoko is giving a prison concert.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (dT2km)

398 Jeez, is Tater wearing lipstick and rouge?

Grease him up with Vaseline and drop him over a prison wall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

*thinks*

Well, we are going to need a crane...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

399 Beto really is the white Obama, isn't he? I don't see that working.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (xfb67)


He needs to ditch his wife and marry an angry black woman. Winning!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

400 That Tater clip gets me every time.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (4e+hS)

401 Elizabeth Warren on a Harley.

Trying to overcome her feminine moisyure issues while looking badazz!


Would have been so much funnier if it was an Indian, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (BKUjK)

402 390
384 This was right after Elizabeth Warren tried her first beer since college.

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I think I'll have me a beer!

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Seriously, what is with the affected bad grammar. They do it all the time.



Isn't that just precious?

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (2Pu29)



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They're stupid and bigoted. It's really no more complicated than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (oh/Sd)


She always called it firewater down at the saloon in Galveston. Social Climber!

Posted by: Foster Brooks at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (ymnmz)

403 I think I would die of a stroke if my daughter came
to me and said "I'm sick of you treating me like a child, here's those
extra couple hundred bucks you spend each month paying for my health
insurance."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (a2xio)



=============



Junior's only 4, but I'm already prepared to kick him out of the
house if he insists on being treated like an adult while I pay for
everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:27 PM (oh/Sd)


My little darling was old enough 3 years ago to vote for Bernie. And did.

So yeah, no. This is the last item on the long list of childhood experiences of hers that I am ready to end.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (a2xio)

404 Exactly... I see they are calling for a school walk out for climate change tomorrow

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)

+++
Jeez Louise.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (aWjrD)

405

Ace can do controversial post titles all day, such as King Solomon's Mines Is Superior To Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Discuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (RqBBh)

406 Pretty soon they are going to want to lower the age so much that we might be aborting voters.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (bLhAC)

407 401 Elizabeth Warren on a Harley.

Trying to overcome her feminine moisyure issues while looking badazz!


Would have been so much funnier if it was an Indian, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (BKUjK)

I read this as 'Elizabeth Hurley on a Harley' and for a moment I was happy.

And aroused.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK8)

408 401
Elizabeth Warren on a Harley.



Trying to overcome her feminine moisyure issues while looking badazz!





Would have been so much funnier if it was an Indian, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM (BKUjK)


Sign me up!

Posted by: That Indian Guy with two teeth at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ymnmz)

409 405

Ace can do controversial post titles all day, such as King Solomon's Mines Is Superior To Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Discuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (RqBBh)

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As a super serious person on the internet, I must play fight about this topic!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (oh/Sd)

410 Don't Impeach Trump. Vote Against Him
https://bit.ly/2TNKsmS

Moreover, no one should think that removal by the people is somehow an escape from accountability. Indeed, for Trump the consequences of losing in 2020 could be catastrophic. He'd forfeit his pardon power and be exposed to indictment and a potential trial. Submitting the question of removal to the people would also strip from the body politic the power of the Republican claim that Trump is the victim of a "soft coup" at the hands of the "deep state."

Posted by: David French at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (jY1B4)

411
Before I got involved in writing software I enjoyed Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendars. But every year I threw them away and got the new one.

Year later, I'm looking through a software library and discover the calendar repeats itself every 8 years*.

This is my shame. I could have kept recycling those babes the rest of my life.

* Yeah, I know, with some exceptions.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (jYje5)

412 Ace can do controversial post titles all day, such as King Solomon's Mines Is Superior To Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Discuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (RqBBh)

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Jonah wouldn't be able to resist that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

413
Exactly... I see they are calling for a school walk out for climate change tomorrow



Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (O2RFr)


And guess who organized it?

Ilhan Omar's spawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

414 Funny, I would have walked out of school at the drop of a hat and tried to find some low-life to buy me a six pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (xfb67)

415
Grease him up with Vaseline and drop him over a prison wall.

===
I think the proper coating is flour.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (pw+jk)

416 So there are 10 turncoats voting with the Dems today

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (O2RFr)

417 Just think of Emma Peel in a cat-suit on a Triumph

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (dT2km)

418 King Solomon's Mines made me sad.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (4e+hS)

419 This was right after Elizabeth Warren tried her first beer since college.

=======

I think I'll have me a beer!

---------

Seriously, what is with the affected bad grammar. They do it all the time.



Isn't that just precious?

Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 02:28 PM (2Pu29)


Honestly, the best part for me was her thanking her husband for being there. In their kitchen.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (a2xio)

420 I heard about this the other day at work,

First, they call school on the possibility of what turned out to be a light dusting of snow.

The following week, they started calling classes because the school's teams were advancing in their Basketball tournaments.

Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (ycWCI)

421
Beto really is the white Obama




Obama was the black John Edwards

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (TAmPV)

422
And guess who organized it?

Ilhan Omar's spawn.

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (O2RFr)

423 Ace

I think every year about this time you complain about how tired you are. It's a tradition! I think you work very hard (I do read your posts). Just get the cobs to put up "The best of Ace" posts interspersed with The Morning Report and Open Threads and take some time off. I don't think it's healthy to be on the internet writing about rage inducing things all the time. When was the last time you actually went on a vacation?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (AllCR)

424 It will be a nice chuckle when the kids in Denver metro walk out tomorrow after 2 straight snow day cancellations. lol

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (r+sAi)

425

Maybe authenticity wouldn't work for a Leftist. I hope not.

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

- Groucho Marx

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 14, 2019 02:33 PM (HaL55)

426 414
Funny, I would have walked out of school at the drop of a hat and tried to find some low-life to buy me a six pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (xfb67)

+++
Even a fire drill was a thrill for 10-15 minutes for getting out of class.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2019 02:34 PM (aWjrD)

427 Knew 'Beto' would jump into the fray, Leftists are convinced they have the 2020 Presidential election in the bag.

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:34 PM (BbGew)

428 409
405



Ace can do controversial post titles all day, such as King Solomon's Mines Is Superior To Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Discuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (RqBBh)



===========



As a super serious person on the internet, I must play fight about this topic!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (oh/Sd)


Sahara vs Lawrence of Arabia - Compare and contrast.

Posted by: That Indian Guy with two teeth at March 14, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

429
I saw Morbidly Obese Waddling Snizz open for Meatloaf at the Intercollegiate Broadcaster Society Convention in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:34 PM (zBaqJ)

430 MMFA = Mixed Martial Fucking Arts?


Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2019 02:21 PM (eAZVt)


Master in Martial Fine Arts. You have to be able to recite "The Love Song of J. Moses Browning" to get the degree.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

431 I read this as 'Elizabeth Hurley on a Harley' and for a moment I was happy.

And aroused.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK

'elizabeth hurley on a motorcycle' returns no image results. That might be a first.

I sense an untapped market.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (ycWCI)

432 I'm closing in on the Joo weather machine!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (vtcmf)

433

Beto really is the white Obama









Obama was the black John Edwards


And BJ Cliton was America's First Black President.

Are all Progs that confused?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (HaL55)

434 406
Pretty soon they are going to want to lower the age so much that we might be aborting voters.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:31 PM (bLhAC)

Wait, we can here, can't we?

Posted by: Billy De Blasio at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (9oE3U)

435 Ishtar ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (dT2km)

436 I have some purty lips, don't I?

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (vtcmf)

437 Man in the Wilderness > The Revenant

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:35 PM (bLhAC)

438

Is Gene Shallot still not mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:36 PM (RqBBh)

439 Bombogenesis.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2019 02:36 PM (/tuJf)

440

Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:36 PM (RqBBh)

441 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ffYR/)

442 Well, we are going to need a crane...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:30 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Pinoche at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (Sp1Lf)

443 385
I heard part of Robert Francis O'Rourke's candidacy announcement on the

radio. He sounded like he was reading a script badly.

He..paused...a...lot.....between.....words. I would think that if you're

running for President you ought to know enough about the reason, as

well as what your core message without sounding as if you are reading

from a script.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke
He paused so he'd avoid using words such as "like", "You know" and "ummmmm" as clocking so you would understand there were more important words he couldn't find in his head right now that were going to follow.

Those are the standard Ocasio-Cortex methods of keeping you from walking on her signals.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (37IEG)

444 Amazon is having a buy 1 get your second Brian Stetler butt Plug today in the lightening deal.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

445 OT-and today's bumper sticker stupidity on a car was a "Bernie 2016" sticker right next to a picture of a Trump smiling like a big cheshire cat with a "NOPE!" sign over it. If I had a post it note with me I would have put a big YES! and a smiley face over it, but alas, I was post it note deprived.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (AllCR)

446 willowed again

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (vtcmf)

447 The GOP, to put it charitably, is a joke and disgrace.

So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!

I mean.....

I can't even..

Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (ZYXC3)

448 Grease him up with Vaseline and drop him over a prison wall.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

Nice mental picture.

Thanks, I LOL'd and LMFAO too.

You heard us talking about you, huh.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (hVoJQ)

449 The one thing all progs have going for them is the pinch face scold look.

Had to go into a Whole Foods yesterday for a health food item, and realized how unhappy most of my fellow shoppers were. Scowling, with their lips pursed tightly.

Even after Barky won another 4-year term in 2012 I never walked around looking like that. Do it long enough and your face freezes like that!

Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (e9omi)

450 You wouldn't think it possible for the Republican Party to fuck up the fantastic electoral prospects created by the best economy in decades, with record employment in every single demographic.


But the US Senate Republicans are sooper-capable fuckheads. They are the Captain Marvel of Stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (LISuA)

451 And guess who organized it?

Ilhan Omar's spawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

----

The chick that married her Brother had a kid ??????


eeewwwwwwwwwww

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (8XRCm)

452 Master in Martial Fine Arts. You have to be able to recite "The Love Song of J. Moses Browning" to get the degree.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 02:34 PM


Master of Marital Fine Arts

The Paolo, he teaches the graduate course.

Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (p+Wdc)

453 MCT oil kills Candida albicans, which most people have way too much of in their gut. Dead Candida leads to stomacheaches/nausea, headaches, and the runs.

Large doses of anything that kills Candida (MCT/coconut oil/caprylic acid, cinnamon, ginger, olive leaf extract) will glue you to the crapper until that excess Candida is killed off in that area of the gut. That's why increasing your amounts makes the runs start again: you reached a new patch farther on in the gut.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (adsVM)

454 Sahara vs Lawrence of Arabia - Compare and contrast.

Paradise vs Lawrence of Arabia. On the one hand, Lawrence had breathtaking cinematography, brilliant acting, and incredible writing all wrapped up with a genius director.

On the other and, Paradise had buck naked Phoebe Cates

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (39g3+)

455 When I was 16 we had a mock presidential election in my civics class. I voted for Jimmy Carter. So did most of the other kids in the class.

That's how much we knew when we were 16.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (d6Ksn)

456 On the college scandal- bffs daughter is at USC and is in Cabo for spring break (of course). She reports that everyone is freaking out and she knows a few who are implicated so this may be more widespread than reported.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (XROPS)

457 Nood by the way

Not as nude as Phoebe in Paradise, but new

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (39g3+)

458 When I was 16 we had a mock presidential election in my civics class. I voted for Jimmy Carter. So did most of the other kids in the class.

That's how much we knew when we were 16.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (d6Ksn)

Me too. I thought he seemed like a nice ol grampa

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (XROPS)

459 "I want to meet the guy that saw Tater's fat, unremarkable face and complete lack of talent and chose him over other applicants. "

This. Many times this.

Does he have rich ethically challenged parents? Just a thought.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (tkNkP)

460 Ace: "i can comment a little. that doesn't feel like work. BUT, i'd like to give my eyes a rest from the computer, too. They're hurting lately."

Take as much time as you need. Relax. Even get cranky in the meantime if you need to. Just promise you won't ever, ever under any circumstances take a cushy writing job with Jonah Goldberg's start-up.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (tkNkP)

461 100% of the problems we face were petitioned for and supported by Jews, not all Jews but a shitload of Jews. Now they are being eaten by the tiger they once rode. Who gives a fuck.

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