Media Pivots from "Walls Are Closing In" on Trump to New Exciting Coordinated Message, "Wheels Are Coming Off the Trump Train"

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By the way, in case you've missed it -- which is hard if you're a daily reader, because I keep linking this -- this video of Mark Dice overdubbing Tater is hilarious.

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1 Hey! First!

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

2 Yikes!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:55 PM (ffYR/)

3 Must be my lucky day. Maybe I should hit the Mrs up for some.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

4
The walls are closing in on the wheels as they coming off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 07:56 PM (ljwAy)

5 Early night

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 13, 2019 07:56 PM (OOH1c)

6 I called the others...

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (q177U)

7 Gonna blow their top if they're not careful

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (z2W2E)

8 they're wrong again. all aboard the trump train.

choo choo!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM (xc+81)

9 The Wheels are closing in, the walls are falling off!

Posted by: The MFM at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (tVQUs)

10
All in all it's just another brick in the walls closing in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (ljwAy)

11 Sponge!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (LHT0w)

12 I thought the proverbial wheels were described as coming off the bus. While technically a train has wheels, one describes a train as becoming "derailed."

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (q177U)

13 Free beer tomorrow!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (+/tGa)

14

You got walls closing in, in my wheels coming off

You got wheels coming off in my walls closing in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:00 PM (ljwAy)

15 Well I don't know if you've tried to pull a wagon through walls closing in, but the wheels can come off *because* the walls are closing in.

Posted by: Lib Stalling at March 13, 2019 08:00 PM (vDqXW)

16 Trump, his walls closing, his wheels falling

Posted by: Tamarians at March 13, 2019 08:00 PM (z2W2E)

17 I've been getting 'willowed' a lot today. I blame Trump.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 08:00 PM (SmRAI)

18 Beto O'Rourke has climbed in the Dem clown car.

Vanity Fair used his "glamour pic" on their cover to announce his run for preezy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

19 Sponge


Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (C1NyB)

20 It was like the Star Wars scene in the trash compactor. Then the good guys got away from the eveil empire.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (+/tGa)

21 The Walls Come Tumbling Down...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

22 Limbaugh thinks the Mueller report will drop some time in the next 48 hours.

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (q177U)

23 I thought the proverbial wheels were described as coming off the bus. While technically a train has wheels, one describes a train as becoming "derailed."
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 07:59 PM (q177U)


A train can be derailed by the wheels coming off, and if that happens, you're never getting the genie back in the horse after the toothpaste tube has bolted.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

24 And now, Train, Train by Blackfoot earworm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (QdvR4)

25 I've been getting 'willowed' a lot today. I blame Trump.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 08:00 PM (SmRAI)
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Yup, Trump started a lot of this Post-hoc fallacy stuff that we're seeing today!

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (vDqXW)

26 These walls better move faster or they won't be moving at all

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (BbGew)

27 The walls are closing in, the wheels are coming off the bus, and the train is going off the tracks.

My favorite is the Cuck Cruise is sinking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

28 Beto O'Rourke has climbed in the Dem clown car.

Vanity Fair used his "glamour pic" on their cover to announce his run for preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


The left won't let Pancho Vanilla run.

Too male. Too white.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (LHT0w)

29 Sock fail




SPONGE.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (C1NyB)

30 And now, Train, Train by Blackfoot earworm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (QdvR4)
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I've had Highway Song for the last couple of days.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (vDqXW)

31 "Doing freaked's job. Nood.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM"

Aw contrary my friend look again.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

32 Those wheels are falling off because he hit those walls that are closing in??

The msm are made up of retard drama queens.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (SmRAI)

33 Wheels in the sky keep coming off
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow

Posted by: Huber at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (786Ro)

34 Pfft!

Who needs wheels.

https://youtu.be/_5PfrikvQ7M?t=5

Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (FhXTo)

35 The wheels are closing in on Trump!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

36 Beto O'Rourke has climbed in the Dem clown car.

Vanity Fair used his "glamour pic" on their cover to announce his run for preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM

I have zero idea what they see in him? He's accomplished? Then again, Baracka. Lord help us if Beta O'Dork get in.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (+/tGa)

37 Limbaugh thinks the Mueller report will drop some time in the next 48 hours.

***

SO, Friday

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (z2W2E)

38 The wheels are coming off the walls.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

39 You can't pull a train on a president with no wheels.

Wut?

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (hjaPQ)

40 What if......just what if....the wheels are coming off the walls?

Think about it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (eZuvF)

41 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (QdvR4)

Train in Vain, by The Clash.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (C1NyB)

42 "Doing freaked's job. Nood.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 07:58 PM"

Aw contrary my friend look again.
Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

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You are correct. I was typing while you were hitting "post".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (ffYR/)

43 And now, Train, Train by Blackfoot earworm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (QdvR4)
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I've had Highway Song for the last couple of days.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM

I am just really glad I can take the train when I go to Hawaii next month.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (+/tGa)

44 38 The wheels are coming off the walls.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (vDqXW)

____

40 What if......just what if....the wheels are coming off the walls?

Think about it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (eZuvF)

____

Damn you to hell man!!!!

(I keed, I keed)

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (eZuvF)

45 Look at all those Thought Leaders leading thought by following other Thought Leaders!

Lead, follow, or lead by following.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (dYe5S)

46 I have zero idea what they see in him? He's accomplished? Then again, Baracka. Lord help us if Beta O'Dork get in.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (+/tGa)


Tank Abrams will take him out. Female, black, angry, entitled. She'll kill him in a drive-by.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

47 Yes these big wheels are ready to roll
We've been flyin' high I'm so low

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

48 40 What if......just what if....the wheels are coming off the walls?

Think about it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



Dude....

pass the bong already.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (SmRAI)

49 Dear Horde,

I am a Palestinian and I am dating a nice Jewish girl. Our families don't get along, but we really like each other.

We went to dinner the other night and she wanted to split a prime rib dinner with me. The problem is she likes it well-done because her religion prohibits her from eating meat with blood on it, but I really like my prime rib medium rare.

It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?

Posted by: Going Gaga in Gaza at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (gCzjH)

50 High-Speed Railroading. About as successful as that other project in the Central Valley.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (Zo1XC)

51 journey earworm!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (xc+81)

52

The wheels on the wall go round and round

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (qpj58)

53 Of course the wheels can come off a train, or particularly a train car, sometimes the wheels just come apart as with the Eschede situation in Germany 20 years ago.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (YxbMn)

54 Limbaugh thinks the Mueller report will drop some time in the next 48 hours.

***

SO, Friday
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM (z2W2E)

-----------------------------

About 7:00 p.m.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (ffYR/)

55 The only walls closing in on Trump are Melania's sugar walls.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (9m9TT)

56 The wheels are coming off. Looks like Orange Man is done for.

Posted by: NPC_897724 at March 13, 2019 08:06 PM (tVQUs)

57 Limbaugh thinks the Mueller report will drop some time in the next 48 hours.

***

SO, Friday
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 08:03 PM

If it is Friday that will be further proof that it was all bullshit. Gummy McPage said they had nothing and the FingBI still pressed on. Insurance and all I guess.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 08:06 PM (+/tGa)

58 'Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?'

I suggest you give her all the meat she can handle.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:06 PM (UdKB7)

59 The wheels on the bus go closing in....

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:06 PM (vDqXW)

60 You can't close he door when the wall's caved in.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (PUmDY)

61 Did somebody say something about, you know, pulling a train?

Posted by: AOC at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (NbRJx)

62 Trump has become the MacGuffin.
The reasons have ceased to matter. They just need to keep after him to keep The Story moving (and selling).

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (jlX7q)

63 Speaking of wheels falling off....society that is.

Top trending story is that millions of CuckerBook users couldn't get on today. My God!! Can you imagine the horror? It was the lead story on the local news. I guess the silver lining is the MSM took 5 minutes off the other lead story that OMG it's snowing somewhere in the country right now!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (eZuvF)

64 What, is the Trump presidency a wagon in a trash compactor? The walls have been closing in since before it started.

What interests me is that modern politics is a Rorscharch test between Democrats and NeverTrumpers, BIRM, and ourselves. They see prosecutors correctly guaranteeing Paul Manafort spends the rest of his life in prison, the rest of us see an out of control conspiracy between federal and state law enforcement. All while Weinstein and Clinton literally buy off the cops.

That doesn't make you untouchable. It just announces, smugly, that you are foreigners leading a colonial government over us natives. Even actual colonialists were less brazen.

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (fPLS0)

65 You can't run a train without wheels.

Posted by: AOC at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (+DSOT)

66 It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?
Posted by: Going Gaga in Gaza


Order the goat next time. It'll ease your tension.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (asM0l)

67 The walls are closing in, the wheels are coming off the bus, and the train is going off the tracks.

His goose is cooked
He's going over the cliff
The dumpster is on fire
The noose is tightening
He's running out of options
The end is near

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (Mouru)

68 What about a dumpster fire?
I haven't heard that one in awhile.
But personally I like Ace's flaming clown car.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 08:08 PM (jlX7q)

69 The wheels are coming off the walls.
Wheels have walls.

WHITE WALLS.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:08 PM (LL1Be)

70 The only walls closing in on Trump are Melania's sugar walls.
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (9m9TT)
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Melania? Or her body double, when Trump beats her and hospitalizes her?

Posted by: Conspiracy Nuts at March 13, 2019 08:08 PM (vDqXW)

71 @67
Eerie. I posted at the same time.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 08:08 PM (jlX7q)

72 No path to victory when the wheels fall off. What was that, a gnome? You know like one of those little garden gnomes? It was either that or some kinda squirrel.

Posted by: Sam Donaldson at March 13, 2019 08:09 PM (hjaPQ)

73 This is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at March 13, 2019 08:09 PM (t6MX/)

74 I'm going to love to see their coordinated messages of grief after he wins again.

Posted by: Revenant at March 13, 2019 08:09 PM (bD2Jh)

75 Last week I saw a wheel come off a truck and slowly roll across an intersection.
I thought of Trump.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2019 08:09 PM (v0R5T)

76 Did somebody say something about, you know, pulling a train?
Posted by: AOC at March 13, 2019 08:07 PM (NbRJx)
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Oh. That's my warm-up.

Posted by: RBG at March 13, 2019 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

77 The ropes are tightening on Orange man. With [name of latest MSM-generated "scandal"] blowing up, it looks like Drumpf will be impeached by the end of the week.

Posted by: NPC_7644311 at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (tVQUs)

78 Los Lobos

https://youtu.be/fnaXvCUMNx4

https://www.youtube.com/jBqrqRDW1Ug


Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (FhXTo)

79 Just another spoke in..the Wheel.

Nah, that's stupid.

Posted by: Pink Floyd at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (n/eZB)

80 When the meme fits

Repeat it!

Again, and again, and again......

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (S6Pax)

81 huh. it looks like the media are shooting their own wheels off from here.

Posted by: x at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (nFwvY)

82 It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?

Posted by: Going Gaga in Gaza at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM (gCzjH)

FGM.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

83 It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?
Posted by: Going Gaga in Gaza at March 13, 2019 08:05 PM


Hire chemjeff as your personal chef.

Posted by: Dear Moronise at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (+DSOT)

84 man, Bob Woodson laying down some truth on Tucker's show.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

85 Did the wheels ever come off the bus Obama threw people under?

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:11 PM (vDqXW)

86 These walls that are closing in, are they the kind with big spikes in them?

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2019 08:11 PM (v0R5T)

87 How dare Trump make the wheels fall of Choo-chops! Trains with no wheels make me sad!

Posted by: Joe Biden 🚂 at March 13, 2019 08:11 PM (tVQUs)

88 I bet the Trump Train has a better on time record than Amtrak.

Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (4RLKt)

89 I haven't heard "goat rodeo" in a while.

(go for it guys - I know you want to)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (0QYMt)

90 Chris Matthews is an old drunken Irish boob.

Gawd, how I wish he would just croak off on the air.


Just grasp his chest, fall over and die.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (S6Pax)

91 I hope Trump has a couple spare tires.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (v0R5T)

92 The curtains are closing on the Trump administration.

Posted by: Democrats and the MFM (BIRM) at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (6eEQ+)

93 Man Jailed for Dipping Testicles into Customer's Salsa Laughs in Court

Posted by: In Other News -- Willowed Last Thread at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (vDqXW)

94 Oh shoot I got this one webm where a couple is walking and a wheel comes at high speed knocks the guy right out maybe dead

Anyway. Democrats should watch out.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (z2W2E)

95 Small Wheel turn by the fire and rod
Big Wheel turn by the Grace of God.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (PUmDY)

96 Blaine is a pain and that is the truth.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (LL1Be)

97 The Fat Lady is about to sing

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (Mouru)

98 Man Jailed for Dipping Testicles into Customer's Salsa Laughs in Court
Posted by: In Other News -- Willowed Last Thread at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (vDqXW



To be fair, it was pretty funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:13 PM (Mouru)

99 Oh shoot I got this one webm where a couple is walking and a wheel comes at high speed knocks the guy right out maybe dead

Anyway. Democrats should watch out.
Posted by: Total Control Racist


Saw that. Always: head on a swivel.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 08:13 PM (LHT0w)

100 The Fat Lady is about to sing
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (Mouru)
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No, that was just a fart.

Posted by: The Fat Lady at March 13, 2019 08:13 PM (vDqXW)

101
man, Bob Woodson laying down some truth on Tucker's show.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)


Yeah, we just watched that. My husband said, "He's going to be called an Uncle Tom by the usual suspects."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

102 Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose at March 13, 2019 08:13 PM (S6Pax)

103 The last whistle has blown for Team Trump.

Posted by: Democrats and the MFM (BIRM) at March 13, 2019 08:13 PM (6eEQ+)

104 The RBG story sounds legit to us. No need for further investigation.


...Did you know people have been sucking up to get into better fraternities? I KNOW! We are so going to look into this.

Posted by: The FBI Fraud Unit at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (asM0l)

105 Oh hey after the report comes out Trump will be

On The Ropes

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (z2W2E)

106 The Fat Lady is about to sing

Ben Shapiro's sister?

NOOOO ooooOOo ooooo ooo

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (LL1Be)

107 His goose is cooked
He's going over the cliff
The dumpster is on fire
The noose is tightening
He's running out2 of options
The end is near


Cake lyrics?

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (YxbMn)

108 The last Hurrah.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (v0R5T)

109 The Fat Lady is about to sing

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (Mouru)


Stacey Abrams thinks she can sing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

110 Trump is falling apart, you just can't dispute this. It's only a matter of days until his RUSSIAN Puppet Regine comes to an end.

Posted by: NPC_1247873 at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (tVQUs)

111 You know who else had the wheels come off?

Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (ZfRYq)

112 Did the wheels ever come off the bus Obama threw people under?
Posted by: Axeman



No. It high centered.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (LHT0w)

113


"Day By Day We Are Dealing Bloody Defeats to the Soviets"

- - Nazi headline the day after the Battle of Kursk

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (zBaqJ)

114 Hey, ubersmartspookwhatknowsstuff John Brennan told MSBC that Mueller would not drop the report on the the Ides of March because ;alkjfdwoefnovnaoawef.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (QdvR4)

115 Pining for the Fjords.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

116 Stacey Abrams thinks she can sing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh


I saw her on The Voice. Or was that just a big paper mache' prop?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (S6Pax)

117 "Day By Day We Are Dealing Bloody Defeats to the Soviets"

- - Nazi headline the day after the Battle of Kursk



That one never got old.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (Mouru)

118 The roof is caving in on Trump House.

Posted by: Democrats and the MFM (BIRM) at March 13, 2019 08:16 PM (6eEQ+)

119 The tide has turned

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)

120 I am a wheel. I am a wall.

Posted by: Alissa Milano at March 13, 2019 08:16 PM (786Ro)

121 It's another early night for Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

122 On Jan 19, 2025 there will be an article saying Trump is finished. And they will finally be correct.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:16 PM (eZuvF)

123 " There are NO Americans at the airport"


- Baghdad Bob (dead)

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (LL1Be)

124 Remember at Christmas they had Trump in the bunker?

It was subtle.

Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (ZfRYq)

125 106 The Fat Lady is about to sing

Ben Shapiro's sister?

NOOOO ooooOOo ooooo ooo
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:14 PM (LL1Be)


I'd schtup Abbey. I have a thing for meesekeits..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (zBaqJ)

126 >>Day By Day We Are Dealing Bloody Defeats to the Soviets

There Are No Americans In Baghdad.


BOOM

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

127 The left needs some better headline writers.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (ung8t)

128 Time's up for bad orange man. I expect a resignation to be tendered within the next couple weeks if we keep going at the current rate that the walls are closing in.

Posted by: NPC_569003 at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (tVQUs)

129 What if Melania hospitalized Trump and HE was the body double?

WHOA!!
Mind Blown

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (eZuvF)

130 "Day By Day We Are Dealing Bloody Defeats to the Soviets"

- - Nazi headline the day after the Battle of Kursk

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


"The Tigers Are Burning" is an interesting historical book about that battle.

The Democrats should have hired Bagdad Bob as a spokesman. He had more credibility. (mic drop)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (S6Pax)

131 117 "Day By Day We Are Dealing Bloody Defeats to the Soviets"

- - Nazi headline the day after the Battle of Kursk


That one never got old.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:15 PM (Mouru)


I remember it from "The Great Escape." It's the newspaper David McCallum is reading on the train.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (zBaqJ)

132 The roof is caving in on Trump House

***

It's doggie-dog I'm serial

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (z2W2E)

133 Yeah, the wheels are coming off TRUMP's train.

** shifty eyes **

Posted by: CA High Speed Rail at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (786Ro)

134
I haven't heard "goat rodeo" in a while.

(go for it guys - I know you want to)


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 08:12 PM (0QYMt)

Tell me more of this rodeo of goats...

Posted by: Ahmed al-Snackbar at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (0QYMt)

135 I saw a wheel come off a city bus once. Sailed thru an intersection and bounced off a building way across the road. It would have probably killed a pedestrian had there been one in the way.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

136 The bell is tolling

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (Mouru)

137 Trump's clock is winding down.

Posted by: Democrats and the MFM (BIRM) at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (6eEQ+)

138 I am the wall Rus

Posted by: John, hanging out in Berlin at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (uLvfA)

139 On the day of Manafort's sentencing today, VA announces a 15 count state indictment against him. They are making sure no pardon is possible.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (ffYR/)

140 WHOA!!
Mind Blown
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:17 PM (eZuvF)
---
Mind?

Posted by: Lady Cop Blowing Her Boss at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (vDqXW)

141 Trump's ship has sailed.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 08:19 PM (786Ro)

142 Wheels of Steel was a good Grandmaster Flash song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (PUmDY)

143 Trump is down to his last card.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (Mouru)

144 Yeah, the wheels are coming off TRUMP's train.

I like totally like trains === Because there is like no impact to mother earth and um, I like trains, did I mention that?

Posted by: Sandy Occasional Kotex at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (+/tGa)

145 Soon?

Posted by: BETO at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (MAstk)

146 And Killary is still knocking on that glass ceiling.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (ung8t)

147 Have you seen the polls lately? If they're anything to go by, orange man will resign within the hour.

Posted by: NPC_3358100 at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (tVQUs)

148 His ship has sailed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (Mouru)

149 I guess after a while it gets hard to come up with more absurd bullshit so they have to recycle.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

150 Trump is at the end of his roll.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (vDqXW)

151 His quiver is empty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (Mouru)

152 Stick a fork in him, Trump's done !!!1!!1

Posted by: NPC meme bot x0F7A2F09 at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (786Ro)

153 Trains have wheels?

I think the Media has confused their stupid metaphors.

And the best part of all this buffoonery is that Trump just gets stronger and better. Like a fine wine.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (haWye)

154 The hilarious part is, a significant number of rightbloggers insist that this means a Deal between Trump and the Left in exchange for amnesty. Which begs the response:

1) Would you take that deal? If the Dems had anything, despite two years of full on Stasi, wouldn't they use it? And if they didn't, does Donald Trump strike you as a magnanimous guy?

2) If there's an amnesty, why is every illegal in the same legal limbo they were in during 2016?

3) Even if there is a deal, do you actually think Trump trusts the Dems more than say, the Norks?

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (46Cs5)

155 The end of the line.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (t6MX/)

156 The train is fine!

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (z2W2E)

157 Trump is down to his last card.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 08:20 PM (Mouru)

His Trump Card, so to speak.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 08:21 PM (tVQUs)

158 Never have so many been so wrong about so much.

Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (yDxHh)

159 Steel Wheels was the last good album the Stone made

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (Izzlo)

160 Parents Blame School's Cell TowerTrump After 4th Student Diagnosed With Cancer...

Posted by: Your Mass Media at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (vDqXW)

161 IM GOOBLEGOBBLE FOADY FI!

Posted by: Democrats and the MFM (BIRM) and Maxscene Waters (BIRMagain) at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (6eEQ+)

162 The wheels on the train are coming off
Coming off
Coming off

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)

163 And Killary is still knocking on that glass ceiling.
=====

Like a facehugger in a specimen container.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 08:23 PM (JcXHH)

164 I guess after a while it gets hard to come up with more absurd bullshit so they have to recycle.
Posted by: freaked


There is no meme but this meme. It is my meme, and I will repeat it until the Sun grows cold, and the Earth is no more.
The wheels are coming off the Trump train. Bus. Bicycle. Limousine.

Something with wheels.

Lather, rinse, repeat. Endlessly.

- This is CNN

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 13, 2019 08:23 PM (S6Pax)

165
Manafort is a warning to any outsider who dares try and run for prexy and more importantly anyone who helps that cause.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)

166
Big wheel keeping on coming off
Proud Mary keep the walls closing in
Rollin' rollin'

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (BYdn2)

167 Trumps anus is poised to prolapse

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (flINI)

168 Soon?
Posted by: BETO


#twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (S6Pax)

169 159 Steel Wheels was the last good album the Stone made
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (Izzlo)


Sticky Fingers or Let It Bleed. Good singles here and there afterwards but after Tatoo You, for me the rest is meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (zBaqJ)

170 You may as well put a bow on the Orange Man Presidency, because it's just about all wrapped up.

Posted by: NPC_994572 at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (tVQUs)

171 The Wheels on the Bus come off, off, off.

Posted by: Your Mass Media at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (vDqXW)

172
It's the newspaper David McCallum is reading on the train.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (zBaqJ)


And then he took out his pen and said into it, Open Channel D

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:25 PM (BYdn2)

173 172
It's the newspaper David McCallum is reading on the train.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (zBaqJ)


And then he took out his pen and said into it, Open Channel D
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:25 PM (BYdn2)


Ummmmmmm.... no.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:25 PM (zBaqJ)

174 We got em right where we want em now!

Posted by: Germans at Stalingrad at March 13, 2019 08:25 PM (+/tGa)

175 Somebody here or elsewhere said it, and it's perfect (though actually not as true as it was at the time):


This is the part of the movie where the soldiers and scientists realize the monster only gets stronger the more you attack it.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

176 Be interesting if the congressional testimony released tomorrow exposes the connection between the Skankles/McStain/Brennan triumvirate and the MSM as their willing accomplices.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (Jr9Sj)

177 Trump may have written "The Art of the Deal" but he lives "The Art of War"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (ung8t)

178 It's the newspaper David McCallum is reading on the train.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:18 PM (zBaqJ)


And then he took out his pen and said into it, Open Channel D
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Mr. Waverly was asleep at the time, unfortunately.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (S6Pax)

179 Look at the bright side: they aren't singing "Turn out the Lights...."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (8cXhs)

180 Smilin Jack: "Never have so many been so wrong about so much."

It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so are GD retarded.

Posted by: Reagan at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (6eEQ+)

181 Wheel! Of! MAGA!

Posted by: studio audience at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)

182 The wheels are coming off of Trump's roller skates and we all know what that means.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 08:26 PM (0QYMt)

183 Where we're going we don't need roads!

Posted by: Doc Donald on the Trump Train at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

184 Beto O'Rourke has climbed in the Dem clown car.

Vanity Fair used his "glamour pic" on their cover to announce his run for preezy.

-
Didja see this account of Beta Beto picking his kids up from school?

https://bit.ly/2HxIsJa

That's the guy I want driving my train!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

185 Manafort is a warning to any outsider who dares try and run for prexy and more importantly anyone who helps that cause. 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)

Again, Rorschach. The Dems think that strategy is working. What it guarantees:

1) Future Republican staff will be less establishment, have less to lose, will not think their Democratic rivals are humans who deserve legal immunity, and will be far more ruthless.

2) Promising to go after Trump after he leaves office will give him incentive to be in the dynasty business, assuming he isn't already.

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (46Cs5)

186

The wheels are coming off the walls.

No, no, no, the walls are caving in on the wheels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (HaL55)

187 Turn off the Gorilla Channel. The party's over.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (t6MX/)

188 169 159 Steel Wheels was the last good album the Stone made
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:22 PM (Izzlo)


Sticky Fingers or Let It Bleed. Good singles here and there afterwards but after Tatoo You, for me the rest is meh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:24 PM (zBaqJ)

To be fair, I've heard that their most recent work, "Blue & Lonesome" is very good. Just old blues songs, back to basics

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (Izzlo)

189 With Mueller Time just around the corner, the Trump Train looks set to be derailed.

Posted by: NPC_864431 at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (tVQUs)

190 Turn off the Gorilla Channel. The party's over.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM

Damn right!

Posted by: Germans at Stalingrad at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (+/tGa)

191 Didja see this account of Beta Beto picking his kids up from school?

https://bit.ly/2HxIsJa

That's the guy I want driving my train!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Drivin' that train
High on cocaine
Beto, you better watch your speed

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 13, 2019 08:28 PM (S6Pax)

192 You know who else has a prolapsed anus...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 13, 2019 08:28 PM (flINI)

193 Didja see this account of Beta Beto picking his kids up from school?

https://bit.ly/2HxIsJa

That's the guy I want driving my train!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)



Was he drunk?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:28 PM (BYdn2)

194 Conservatives POUNCE on journalistic phrasing.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 08:28 PM (786Ro)

195 Soon, Trump! will only be given one scoop!

Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2019 08:29 PM (8ikIW)

196 So after the walls close in
And the wheels fall off
I suppose it's time for the clock to start ticking?

How many times did the media declare the death of Trump's campaign?
And how many times have they declared the death of his presidency?

Let's see: at least once a day, for over three years-- over a thousand times.
But sure, believe them this time

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 13, 2019 08:29 PM (VGgwU)

197 The sun is setting on Trump

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

198 Didja see this account of Beta Beto picking his kids up from school?

https://bit.ly/2HxIsJa

That's the guy I want driving my train!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

Did he pick them up on his skateboard?

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:29 PM (Izzlo)

199 How many times did the media declare the death of Trump's campaign?
And how many times have they declared the death of his presidency?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 13, 2019 08:29 PM (VGgwU)
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He's not going to make it to the 2020 primaries.

Posted by: The National Media at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (vDqXW)

200 I'm sorry but Elizabeth Pipko, Trump supporter, needs to be an AOSHQ cowbell girl.

I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

201 Chicken train
Runnin' all day
The TV say
Wheels come off
Chicken train
Take your chickens away

Posted by: BOA at March 13, 2019 08:31 PM (UdKB7)

202 @GeorgePapa19

The intel community absolutely knew I had ZERO Russia contacts, yet Lynch says I was being monitored? The real reason I was being illicitly monitored will be revealed soon. It has to do with an important US ally. Malfeasance of the highest order. Disinformation.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

203 trev006, your optimism is moving, and impressive. Not able to share it at this point. Not sayin' nothin' good is happening or will result. But the inertia of Stoopid and Self-Dealing and Alien Values is now so immense in America, it's a daunting challenge.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:31 PM (QDnY+)

204 Hey Donny Dumbo, if you don't resign I'm going to lick my toilet bowl clean and then start banging my head against the wall. That must really get you steamed up, huh?

Posted by: Ron Perlman, slowly losing it at March 13, 2019 08:31 PM (tVQUs)

205 These bastards will say the same thing on election night if he is elected again.
I would caution him to make some progress on the wall if he wants that to happen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (r+sAi)

206
I'm sorry but Elizabeth Pipko, Trump supporter, needs to be an AOSHQ cowbell girl.

I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)


Blimey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (BYdn2)

207 Tattoo You was a bunch of stuff recorded earlier. Some Girls was the last great Stones full album, imo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (PUmDY)

208
Oh hell, I just saw that today is William Macy's birthday.... Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (mNlmu)

209 Maybe these fat asses should change their saying to "The meatball has almost slipped off the fork."

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (AJj50)

210 200 I'm sorry but Elizabeth Pipko, Trump supporter, needs to be an AOSHQ cowbell girl.

I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

Homina, homina, homina!

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (Izzlo)

211 The real reason I was being illicitly monitored will be revealed soon. It has to do with an important US ally.

UK? Or Australia?

Posted by: Doc Donald on the Trump Train at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

212 206
I'm sorry but Elizabeth Pipko, Trump supporter, needs to be an AOSHQ cowbell girl.

I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)


Blimey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 201


Got her lined up for the Morning Report

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (zBaqJ)

213 Say what you will about Trump, but he got into Penn the old fashioned way. His dad donated money. None of this bullshit fake crew team nonsense.

Kids today I tell ya!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (eZuvF)

214 I'm going to rip off the clothes of the ladies just like I'm going to rip down Drumpf's un-American wall...

Posted by: "Beto" O'Rourke at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (Ta69/)

215 Beto O'Rourke has climbed in the Dem clown car.

Vanity Fair used his "glamour pic" on their cover to announce his run for preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


The left won't let Pancho Vanilla run.

Too male. Too white.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 08:02 PM (LHT0w)


Glam photo is begging for some photoshop.

I'm thinking orange paint tan and black afro clown wig.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

216 Dear Horde,

I am a Palestinian and I am dating a nice Jewish girl. Our families don't get along, but we really like each other.

We went to dinner the other night and she wanted to split a prime rib dinner with me. The problem is she likes it well-done because her religion prohibits her from eating meat with blood on it, but I really like my prime rib medium rare.

It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?


Dude. I can see through your tomfoolery. You can't be a real Palestinian or you would have already killed her.

Posted by: BigZesty at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (8xqXx)

217 The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (+y/Ru)

218
Elizabeth Pipko.

HO. LEE. FOOK!

https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (zBaqJ)

219 Lil' Donnie, if you don't resign on the count of three, I'm going the eat an entire platter of my own feces while being sodomized by a mule! How do you like them apples?

Posted by: Ron Perlman, slowly losing it at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (tVQUs)

220 >>UK? Or Australia?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 08:34 PM (/tuJf)

221 The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (+y/Ru)
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The clock on the walls that are closing in?

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:34 PM (vDqXW)

222 He's not going to make it to the 2020 primaries.
Posted by: The National Media at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (vDqXW)

____

YYYYYESSSS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at March 13, 2019 08:34 PM (eZuvF)

223 Oh, and fucking trains don't ever lose their fucking wheels, dumb asses. That's a bus. A short bus. Like the one they rode to school.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2019 08:34 PM (AJj50)

224 https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:33 PM (zBaqJ)
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A link so hot I scorched my finger clicking on it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:35 PM (vDqXW)

225 There is no tomorrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

226 VA or NY?

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2019 08:35 PM (25Dt7)

227 Dear Horde,

I am a Palestinian and I am dating a nice Jewish girl. Our families don't get along, but we really like each other.

We went to dinner the other night and she wanted to split a prime rib dinner with me. The problem is she likes it well-done because her religion prohibits her from eating meat with blood on it, but I really like my prime rib medium rare.

It's terribly frustrating and I don't want to blow up on her. Do you have any suggestions on how to solve this problem?


Why is your piece of meat making decisions for herself? This is haram and an insult to Allah.

Posted by: Achmed Mohammed-Mohammed at March 13, 2019 08:35 PM (4AeKb)

228

Got her lined up for the Morning Report

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM (zBaqJ)


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

229 Oh hell, I just saw that today is William Macy's birthday.... Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM

Maybe he's playing warden and prisoner with Felicity? Which speaking of, I am sorry but she's fugly. Not that he's not. But I am just saying.

Posted by: Germans at Stalingrad at March 13, 2019 08:35 PM (+/tGa)

230 Even in what was once solid Trump country, places full of cousin-humping trailer park dwellers that work at meaningless jobs, voters are turning off their NASCAR races and filing out of theirs evangelical churches to leave the President in droves.

Early polling shows Trump may not win a single state as his base of white supremacists and wife-beaters continues to dwindle.

Posted by: Every CNN Talk Show at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (gCzjH)

231

The wings are falling off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

232 Elizabeth Pipko.



HO. LEE. FOOK!


Indeed.

Gorgeous. Jewish.

Trump Volunteer.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (LL1Be)

233 The fuse is lit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (+y/Ru)

234 Huffman had some work done. She looks a lot better today than a few years ago.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (eZuvF)

235 Off Wehrmacht in Russian winter sock!

Posted by: Minnfdel at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (+/tGa)

236 'HO. LEE. FOOK!'

She should be Captain Marvel. I know I'm marveling.

Posted by: BOA at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (UdKB7)

237 I keep waiting for someone in the Trump administration, or Trump himself to be accused of something a) I give a shit about and b) is an actual crime of some sort.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (AJj50)

238 Oh hell, I just saw that today is William Macy's birthday.... Heh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2019 08:32 PM

Happy birthday! Conjugal visit?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (t6MX/)

239 Sources Say Trump is finished!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (eZuvF)

240 The Statue of Liberty's wheels are kaput.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (t+qrx)

241 JackStraw, "important US ally" will be either Iz'rl or the UK, in this case, I assume. Paparadapalopolos had dealings with both, well, at least dealings with the buffoonish US intel "asset" Halper, or am I misremembering. And there was the clumsy effort to get George in trouble with cash on his return to the US.


I rarely see it mentioned, but leave aside the Third World authoritarian corrupt regime "values" and "ethics" of the likes of Strzok, Brennan, Lynch, Comey, et al - just their low intellectual and street smarts level is breath-taking. Strzok - top CI agent? WTFF? Forget his B movie script misbehavior (carrying on an affair with *another* married FBI person - jeebus), he just comes off as someone about 15 levels below that which is required for even the most junior CI job in the Bureau.


I mean anyone with two neurons to rub together knew the US and the west were in peril with idiots like Brennan anywhere near important jobs (like every single one of Bambi's Beltway lightweight retreads or new airheads like Rhodes), but to see just how stupid they were in a practical sense is a bit surprising.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

242 Huffman had some work done. She looks a lot better today than a few years ago.
Posted by: Jeff Flake at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM

Well that's a long bridge to cross. She's still fugly.

Posted by: Minnfdel at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (+/tGa)

243 I just saw that today is William Macy's birthday.... Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

--

Too bad his wife gave in the cell block already today.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (8cXhs)

244 The intel community absolutely knew I had ZERO Russia contacts, yet Lynch says I was being monitored? The real reason I was being illicitly monitored will be revealed soon. It has to do with an important US ally. Malfeasance of the highest order. Disinformation.
Posted by: JackStraw

Brennan vs Adm Rodgers

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM (25Dt7)

245
Happy birthday! Conjugal visit?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:37 PM

Only if it's Lori Laughlin

Posted by: Minnfdel at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (+/tGa)

246 TheQuietMan: "Was he drunk?"

Only with charm and alcohol but mostly alcohol.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (6eEQ+)

247 would caution him to make some progress on the wall if he wants that to happen

***

Not likely to happen.

Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (z2W2E)

248 Aunt Becky has a hot daughter and an even hotter daughter.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (eZuvF)

249 Down to the final reel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (+y/Ru)

250 Jingle BellsTrumpman smellsSessions laid an eggTrumpmobile lost a wheelAnd Hillster got away

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (OOH1c)

251 If it is Friday that will be further proof that it was all bullshit. Gummy McPage said they had nothing and the FingBI still pressed on. Insurance and all I guess.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 08:06 PM (+/tGa)


My money is still on the "insurance plan" was throwing it into JEF's lap and getting his buy in.

Thus rat fink's last e-mail claiming BrokeBack Barrack wanted it "by the book" and a plethora of thought leaders saying the government would collapse if the real truth ever came out (so take a third way out... just let everyone walk).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 08:39 PM (1g7ch)

252 There are no walls.
There are no wheels.
Only samsara.

Posted by: Wallace "Wheelie" Tyrone at March 13, 2019 08:39 PM (SEdJI)

253 Ugggh. The Tater montage. What a self righteous little shit. Dice's voiceover is funny, yes. But Tater has made a career on attacking Trump.


Tater's little baby mouth with his oversized baby teeth gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 13, 2019 08:39 PM (rXie1)

254 Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:31 PM (QDnY+)

Oh don't get me wrong. The situation is dire. But the Dems are burning everything, from Taylor Swift to the entire FBI, to try and hold back Trump. And they are failing. Time for a Rorschach: the Dems think Trump losing cabinet members means his time is numbered. In reality, almost all who were pushed out are the cuckiest part of his cabinet. I don't even think he needs Mike Pence, if he wants a hard charger (or heir) to run in 2020.

Even if Donald Trump fails, God forbid, you now know there are tens of millions of actual Americans- more than on Election Day, no matter what anyone says- who will set things on fire at a word from President Trump. That is cause for optimism, no matter how the media tries to spin the end.

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2019 08:39 PM (46Cs5)

255 So 2020 is going to be Biden and Beto. There I saved you 16 months of your life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (dNzKv)

256 Hey lil' Donny dum-dum, every time I think of you I wipe by butt with fried chicken which I save up to smear on the TV screen whenever you're on it!

Posted by: Ron Perlman, slowly losing it at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (tVQUs)

257 I just saw that today is William Macy's birthday.... Heh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

--

Too bad his wife gave in the cell block already today.

-
What we got heah, is failure to communicate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (+y/Ru)

258 248
Aunt Becky has a hot daughter and an even hotter daughter.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:38 PM (eZuvF)

How much for the women?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (t6MX/)

259 Trump has become the MacGuffin.

The reasons have ceased to matter. They just need to keep after him to keep The Story moving (and selling).
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Stop ripping me off, dude!

Posted by: junah goldberg at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (Dh1wo)

260 204 Hey Donny Dumbo, if you don't resign I'm going to lick my toilet bowl clean and then start banging my head against the wall. That must really get you steamed up, huh?
Posted by: Ron Perlman, slowly losing



WATCH FOR THE TRUMPENFUHERER MIND RAYS!!!! HE'S IN MY HEAD!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Gregg Popovich, Yelling at Clouds at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (SmRAI)

261 trump never had a train. he flew everywhere on a gold plated(jew gold) plane. what are these imbecile transphobe, suckers of cock talking about?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 08:41 PM (KP5rU)

262 Louisville seems to get almost every rebound.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:41 PM (PUmDY)

263 232 Elizabeth Pipko.



HO. LEE. FOOK!


Indeed.

Gorgeous. Jewish.

Trump Volunteer.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:36 PM (LL1Be)

What's really remarkable is that she has no stupid tattoos to mar that beautiful body. That's rare in this day & age.

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:41 PM (Izzlo)

264

The telephone is ringing you got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now anticipating fun
I'm driving right up to you babe I guess that you couldn't see yeah yeah
But you were under my wheels why don't you let me be

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 08:41 PM (aKsyK)

265 Stupid dims and msm are sitting in their VW microbus toking up. Too out of it to realize that they are stalled on the tracks and a 10,000 ton freight train is barrelling down on them at 50 mph. It ain't going to be pretty

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 08:42 PM (uSoVh)

266
Beto Falso

Beto Blanco

Beto Caucasico

Posted by: Sphynx at March 13, 2019 08:42 PM (rXie1)

267 264

The telephone is ringing you got me on the run
I'm driving in my car now anticipating fun
I'm driving right up to you babe I guess that you couldn't see yeah yeah
But you were under my wheels why don't you let me be
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 08:41 PM (aKsyK)


Alice Cooper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 08:42 PM (zBaqJ)

268 255 So 2020 is going to be Biden and Beto. There I saved you 16 months of your life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (dNzKv)

Bullshit squared. Biden has never come within range of the presidency against equally vapid opponents, and that was before his MeToo pics started popping up. And Beto has no chance, not even with a Kennedy style hagiography, when Kamala and Hillary will literally emasculate him first.

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2019 08:42 PM (46Cs5)

269 Beto Canteatjustone

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:42 PM (vDqXW)

270 So that's the Jexodus babe? Wow. More than wow.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (QDnY+)

271 Beto Bigollywow

Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

272 Brennan had the dossier before anyone. He shopped it through willing dupes, and McCain jumped right on it. The media was conscripted a little later.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (ung8t)

273 They will think they can take PA with Biden and Tx with Beto.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (dNzKv)

274 So 2020 is going to be Biden and Beto. There I saved you 16 months of your life.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (dNzKv)


Yep. And I'm copywriting The Groper and the Doper. Also: Grope/Dope.

No one steal it!

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2019 08:44 PM (XROPS)

275 Stupid dims and msm are sitting in their VW microbus toking up. Too out of it to realize that they are stalled on the tracks and a 10,000 ton freight train is barrelling down on them at 50 mph. It ain't going to be pretty
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder

Trump with 2 more SCOTOS picks is a 10,000 ton train.

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2019 08:44 PM (25Dt7)

276 His boat has sprung a leak.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

277 Love the (only slightly altered) Tater tantrum vid. One of somebody yanking him out of the studio in a straight jacket with his little legs kicking would be good too.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (tkNkP)

278 Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

Wow. Sometimes it pays to go searching for unicorns.

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (46Cs5)

279 What's really remarkable is that she has no stupid tattoos to mar that beautiful body. That's rare in this day age.
Totally agree.


Poet, model, figure skater and inspiration for young people, Elizabeth Pipko

https://tinyurl.com/y4s8c9wk

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (LL1Be)

280 265 Stupid dims and msm are sitting in their VW microbus toking up. Too out of it to realize that they are stalled on the tracks and a 10,000 ton freight train is barrelling down on them at 50 mph. It ain't going to be pretty
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 08:42 PM (uSoVh)


That depends on how you define pretty.

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

281 They will think they can take PA with Biden and Tx with Beto.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (dNzKv)

Beto couldn't even win Texas for Senate. He has his cultists, but they are not a majority of presidential election voters.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (XROPS)

282 2020 is going to be Biden and Beto. There I saved you 16 months of your life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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I have a feeling that the only two straight white guys in the race are not going to be on top by the convention. Not with that party.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (8cXhs)

283 280: pink mist is pretty.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

284

I'm a groper
I'm a doper
My forehead is a sloper
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

285 They will think they can take PA with Biden and Tx with Beto.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (dNzKv)

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They may run two white guys, one old one young, if they see they have no shot for 2020. Otherwise, no way.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 08:46 PM (ffYR/)

286 He's up shit creek without a paddle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

287 He's circling the drain.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

288 Trump has a TRAIN? I wish I'd known that. I LIKE trains.

Posted by: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez at March 13, 2019 08:47 PM (QE8X6)

289 It's the End of the World as Trump knows it.

And he feels fine.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:47 PM (LL1Be)

290 Poet, model, figure skater and inspiration for young people, Elizabeth Pipko

https://tinyurl.com/y4s8c9wk



Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:45 PM (LL1Be)

With huge tracts of land.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

291 later, i have other shit to worry about.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

292 The intel community absolutely knew I had ZERO Russia contacts, yet Lynch says I was being monitored? The real reason I was being illicitly monitored will be revealed soon. It has to do with an important US ally. Malfeasance of the highest order. Disinformation.

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Moldavia?

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2019 08:48 PM (I5LRE)

293 I'm sorry but Elizabeth Pipko, Trump supporter, needs to be an AOSHQ cowbell girl.

I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)


Nothing to be sorry about there.
Just Bing "Elizabeth Pipko" pics.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

294 Aunt Becky has a hot daughter and an even hotter daughter.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


But we know that Aunt Becky knows what she's doing.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 08:48 PM (LHT0w)

295 Yo lil Donny! I peed everywhere and then used my own poo-poo to soak it up. If you don't resign, I'll repeat this in a restroom at Trump Tower. Be scared, Donnie Dumbo, be really scared.

Posted by: Ron Perlman, slowly losing it at March 13, 2019 08:49 PM (tVQUs)

296 It feels like his Presidency is teetering on the edge of thin ice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 08:49 PM (gCzjH)

297 HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Shia Lefruitloops at March 13, 2019 08:50 PM (FTPVM)

298 Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (ung8t)

Skankles bought and paid for it, shopped it to McStain through Brennan and Clapper, and used the MSM to demonstrate its veracity to aid their sale.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 08:50 PM (Jr9Sj)

299 Trump has a TRAIN? I wish I'd known that. I LIKE trains.
Posted by: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez at March 13, 2019 08:47 PM (QE8X6)


But is it high speed rail?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 08:50 PM (f3oO4)

300 Alice Cooper Band were awesome. Saw him here before 2016 election and he had Trump/Hillary dancers battle during Elected. Wildly entertaining.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (PUmDY)

301 It feels like his Presidency is teetering on the edge of thin ice.

I heard this in Don Lemon's voice.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

302 Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. Trump burns them all away. But he's not punishing you, he said. He's freeing your soul. So the way he sees it, if you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really President Trump, freeing you from the earth.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

303 I really do hate the media. I make the effort.


And Tucker's show sucks.

Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (RXwUQ)

304 'inspiration for young people'

She inspires some older people too iykwimaikyd

Posted by: BOA at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (UdKB7)

305 255 So 2020 is going to be Biden and Beto. There I saved you 16 months of your life.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2019 08:40 PM (dNzKv)

___

It will be Biden OR Beto. But there is not a chance in hell the Dems allow two straight white males on the ticket. I think there would literally be riots in the streets if that happened.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (eZuvF)

306 I wonder, do the Leftists get impatient over the walls not closing on Trump, or do they get their memories wiped every month or so?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 08:52 PM (tVQUs)

307 It's going to be an early night
No way that Trump can win
The walls are coming off
The wheels are closing in

Posted by: mindful webworker - this time for sure at March 13, 2019 08:52 PM (Tl7a9)

308 Trump's Presidency has reached the event horizon

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:52 PM (Izzlo)

309 >>18 Beto O'Rourke has climbed in the Dem clown car. Vanity Fair used his "glamour pic" on their cover to announce his run for preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)


Cause the field needed a far-left egomaniac.

Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2019 08:52 PM (QE8X6)

310 I really do hate the media. I make the effort.



And Tucker's show sucks.

Posted by: nip



Well hello, little fella.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:53 PM (LL1Be)

311 Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:43 PM (ung8t)

I thought the style book called for the use of the honorific "St." to be used before invoking the name McCain!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 08:53 PM (f3oO4)

312 It has to do with an important US ally.

¡Siempre con El Donald!

Posted by: ¡Viva Peruvia! at March 13, 2019 08:53 PM (elfAG)

313 And Tucker's show sucks.
Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 08:51 PM (RXwUQ)

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I strongly disagree with this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 08:54 PM (ffYR/)

314 Pearlman is evidence that Cro-Magnons could act.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

315 And a figure skater? Hmmm.


This would mean (even apart from the visual data) that her lower body muscle tone would be ......


OK, enough of that. Life is suffering, but enough is enough.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

316 306 I wonder, do the Leftists get impatient over the walls not closing on Trump, or do they get their memories wiped every month or so?
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 08:52 PM (tVQUs)

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I thought walks were immoral?

Just like liberals, they want to put walls around Americans but not foreigners.

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2019 08:55 PM (I5LRE)

317 COJ, amended. Victoria Nuland and Brennan created it for Killary and then played her good friend McCain into running it to Comey. The media was always one step behind.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 08:55 PM (ung8t)

318 I make the best trains. The best. Big beautiful trains. You're gonna love my trains. Trains with tremendous wheels, huge wheels, the best wheels. So many wheels. You're gonna be saying "Please, please, it's too much train"

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 08:55 PM (786Ro)

319 bah, Tucker has courage, i'm proud of that guy in particular.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 08:55 PM (gLMhO)

320 'It's going to be an early night
No way that Trump can win
The walls are coming off
The wheels are closing in'

Can't place it. Three Dog Night?

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 08:55 PM (UdKB7)

321 Brennan had the dossier before anyone. He shopped it through willing dupes, and McCain jumped right on it. The media was conscripted a little later.
Posted by: Ben Had

Brennan tried to wash the komporat thru staff in Berlin, they flushed it. It would not surprise me if he had some russkie write that attempt. Then someone wrote the dossier with tidbits from the komporat material - so it would inherit a classified stamp. Then they sheep-dipped it using Steele for legitimacy and shopped to all the willing idiots. Information Op. Textbook

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2019 08:56 PM (25Dt7)

322 About to bite the dust.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 08:56 PM (n6bs1)

323 Left my comment, then checked:

In this post & comments
"wheels" 65 times
"walls" 39 times

So far.

Posted by: mindful webworker - this time for sure at March 13, 2019 08:56 PM (Tl7a9)

324 Is it Beto O'Rourke like Mickey? I have never heard Beto as a Spanish/Mexican name. Tex Mex?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

325 I was having a pretty good day until this post, drats ace why oh why!?

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (gLMhO)

326 His Presidency is perched precariously over a minefield.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (gCzjH)

327 Inspect my tater tots!

Posted by: Brian Seltzer at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

328 Turn out the lights, the party's over.

Posted by: Dandy Don at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (Pp8LH)

329 I wonder if the press will ever admit that Clinton's team wrote the dossier?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 08:58 PM (8cXhs)

330 The Mueller Report hangs over Trump like an albatross before the storm.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 08:58 PM (gCzjH)

331 323 Left my comment, then checked:

In this post & comments
"wheels" 65 times
"walls" 39 times

So far.
Posted by: mindful webworker - this time for sure at March 13, 2019 08:56 PM (Tl7a9)

As of this comment it should be:

"Wheels" 72 times

"Walls" 44 times

Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 08:58 PM (tVQUs)

332 Is it Beto O'Rourke like Mickey? I have never heard Beto as a Spanish/Mexican name. Tex Mex?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (PUmDY)


It's short for "albedo".

Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 08:58 PM (t+qrx)

333 Trump, when the walls fell

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 08:58 PM (Izzlo)

334 stop the math, I want to get off!

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 08:59 PM (gLMhO)

335 I have never heard Beto as a Spanish/Mexican name. Tex Mex?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

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No, white Irish dude who uses it and a tanning booth to get bigots to vote for him based on race.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 08:59 PM (8cXhs)

336 I'm just sitting here watching the wheels fall off Trump's Presidency.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 13, 2019 08:59 PM (Pp8LH)

337 ==The left needs some better headline writers.
==

At the very least they should offer their paid journo stooges a short daily multiple choice list of headlines to select from in order to demonstrate a little subtlety. What they do now just looks stupid and obvious-- like Jussie writing a check to the fake attackers.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 08:59 PM (tkNkP)

338 Jean, that would be where Victoria Nuland stepped in.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (ung8t)

339 Tucker is fine. His show sucks. 2.35 minutes per topic. Super shallow. He must know this.

Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (RXwUQ)

340 In this post & comments
"wheels" 65 times
"walls" 39 times
So far.
Posted by: mindful webworker -
As of this comment it should be:
"Wheels" 72 times
"Walls" 44 times


Stop it you guys you'll start a loop and it might blow a hamster.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (UdKB7)

341 so we're channeling Bill winn tonight?

er.. was that his name?

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (gLMhO)

342 Remember when Tom Arnold was going to end the Trump Presidency?

TOM! ARNOLD!


Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2019 09:01 PM (ZfRYq)

343 Posted by: mindful webworker - this time for sure at March 13, 2019 08:56 PM (Tl7a9)

The wheels on the bus go round and round
As we drive along the wall

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:01 PM (f3oO4)

344 Tucker is fine. His show sucks. 2.35 minutes per topic. Super shallow. He must know this.

Posted by: nip


Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:01 PM (LL1Be)

345

Al Bido? I think I went to high school with him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:01 PM (HaL55)

346 Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (gLMhO)

Posted by: Will Bynn at March 13, 2019 09:01 PM (f3oO4)

347 Stop it you guys you'll start a loop and it might blow a hamster.
Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (UdKB7)


I'm getting jealous!

Posted by: The Margins at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

348 From Albert? Haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

349 Inspect my tater tots!
Posted by: Brian Seltzer at March 13, 2019 08:57 PM (Tyii7)


I had some stelter tots for dinner last night. Deep fried and just the right amount of crunch.

Tasty

Posted by: Chef Boy R-D at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (vqIkG)

350 2.35 minutes per topic. Super shallow.

....

A bit like your sexual prowess, eh?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (gCzjH)

351 nip spelled backwards is pin. As in pinhead.

Posted by: freaked at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (UdKB7)

352 Tucker is fine. His show sucks. 2.35 minutes per topic. Super shallow. He must know this.
Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (RXwUQ)


You are in luck.

Hannity is on. Now with 47 minutes about... Hannity.


Too bad he never got Obama on. It would have been epic cross talk.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (1g7ch)

353 well I was close, sorta.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 09:02 PM (gLMhO)

354 Tucker is fine. His show sucks. 2.35 minutes per topic. Super shallow. He must know this.
Posted by: nip
Do you like gladiator movies?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:01 PM (LL1Be)


He's obviously been in a Turkish prison!

Posted by: Will Bynn at March 13, 2019 09:03 PM (f3oO4)

355 Jean, that would be where Victoria Nuland stepped in.
Posted by: Ben Had

Slithered would be the appropriate term

Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2019 09:03 PM (25Dt7)

356 nooo, leave our journalists alooone, they have enough frenemies.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 09:03 PM (gLMhO)

357 Shoulda clicked on the Mark Dice link earlier. That's gold, gold I say.

Posted by: Trump's Wall Guy at March 13, 2019 09:04 PM (UBGyJ)

358


A bit like your sexual prowess, eh?


No, that's 2.35 nanoseconds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:04 PM (HaL55)

359 i hear that train a comin,
it's rollin round the bend,
and i aint seen that orangeman,
since i don't know when.

i love johnny cash, man

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

360 It's too bad Loretta Lynch didn't play nose tackle. With that lower body, if she got low and played behind her pads, there is no way you are moving her.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

361 The Damoclean Sword hangs over the Trump Presidency, held up by a single failing thread.

Posted by: Will Bynn at March 13, 2019 09:05 PM (f3oO4)

362 330 The Mueller Report hangs over Trump like an albatross before the storm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 08:58 PM (gCzjH)


The Albatros used to have a problem with the wings coming off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albatros_D.III

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2019 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

363 going to be an early resignation.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 09:06 PM (gLMhO)

364 Hannity just pointed to Obama.


He's a retard, but he's our retard.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (LL1Be)

365 weren't we talking about nips and chinks this arfternoon?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

366 JS, you see weir played the Blue Note on Monday? Pretty cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (PUmDY)

367 Your mom thought my prowess was just fine.


Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (RXwUQ)

368 Keep fucking that chicken!

youtu.be/TSkN9m7kh9A?t=31

Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (LuPts)

369 There's a chink in Trump's armor

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (Izzlo)

370 i hear that train a comin,
it's rollin round the bend,
and i aint seen that bad orangeman,
since i don't know when.

i love johnny cash, man

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

Posted by: Will Bynn at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (f3oO4)

371 Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (wUn1D)

372 No, white Irish dude who uses it and a tanning booth to get bigots to vote for him based on race.

Yes, but for whom is "Beto" an obvious Spanish name? Never heard of it in CA. Is it a Texas name?

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (CMq2e)

373 It's too bad Loretta Lynch didn't play nose tackle. With that lower
body, if she got low and played behind her pads, there is no way you are
moving her.


Was just about to say...
I don't think we saw below the neck footage of her in 8 years.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:08 PM (LL1Be)

374 It was the best of times,
It was the worst of times for Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:08 PM (wUn1D)

375 I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)


Nothing to be sorry about there.
Just Bing "Elizabeth Pipko" pics.

And don't forget to turn 'safesearch' off.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 09:08 PM (1g7ch)

376 Wait, wait, wait.

We need to get the count for wheels and walls up over 100 before we pivot to Albatross and wings.

Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2019 09:08 PM (4RLKt)

377 315 And a figure skater? Hmmm.

This would mean (even apart from the visual data) that her lower body muscle tone would be ......

Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 08:54 PM (QDnY+)


... off the charts.

I once saw a little 5'2" 110 lb. girl squat 300 lbs. I was damned impressed. Turns out she was a dancer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:08 PM (A/mD5)

378 think i'll cry myself to sleep tonight.

thanks a lot mikey for that girl pick

weeps .

nite all be good to eachother and our peoples.

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 09:09 PM (gLMhO)

379 Night willow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:09 PM (wUn1D)

380 Any Crazy Train yet?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

381 safe search is always off

Posted by: Kurt the Tentacle at March 13, 2019 09:10 PM (25Dt7)

382 It was a dark and Stormy night for President Trump!

Posted by: Will Bynn at March 13, 2019 09:10 PM (f3oO4)

383

'Night willow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:10 PM (HaL55)

384 Yes, but for whom is "Beto" an obvious Spanish name? Never heard of it in CA. Is it a Texas name?
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (CMq2e)


Popular name in the Hobbit Mafia.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 09:10 PM (1g7ch)

385 317>> My theory is that Skankles was running a spying op on PDTS using the FISA apparatus an Barky was on board with it; full knowledge. She paid for some dumbass, wannabe secret skwirl to write a completely unbelievable dossier, used the MSM to float some clickbait in front of McStain who'd run it to the IC as if the IC didn't know what was going on. Skankles, Brennan and Rosenstein have been in on this from the beginning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:11 PM (Jr9Sj)

386 sad, nip is a fucking tunnel runner. even the good people of vietnam won't claim that sorry ass soros butt pirate.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

387 At the very least they should offer their paid journo stooges a short daily multiple choice list of headlines to select from in order to demonstrate a little subtlety. What they do now just looks stupid and obvious-- like Jussie writing a check to the fake attackers.
Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 08:59 PM (tkNkP)

Give them a choice? Their little NPC heads would explode! Which would be fun to watch. Messy. But, fun to watch.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 13, 2019 09:11 PM (3sjI6)

388
thanks a lot mikey for that girl pick
You're welcome!

She is leading young Jewish kids to exit the Dem party and extreme leftism.


With her mind.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:11 PM (LL1Be)

389 walls x 30

now we're even, wheels

Posted by: The Wheels at March 13, 2019 09:11 PM (786Ro)

390 Good night, willow.

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2019 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

391 You may run home for a long time
Run on for a long time
You may run home for a long time
But lemme tell you God Almighty's gonna cut Trump down

Go tell that long-tongued liar
Go tell that midnight rider
Go tell him that God is gonna cut Trump down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:12 PM (wUn1D)

392 The Mega Scandal Complex surrounding Trump, Clinton's State Dept. time, and the 2016 election is complex enough (witness the references in this comment thread, which will leave many/most in the vapor), but it becomes comical when Hannity tries to summarize it in one of his rambling disjointed monologues. Heard one the other day on the car radio (only time I hear snippets of such shows, pretty much), and I was LOLing as I drove, it was epic.


I assume most of his listeners just shake their heads and ignore most of it. But it's funny, he mangles almost every single aspect of it. Kind of a shame, normal people with other things to do and non-specialist backgrounds really need to understand what historic scandals we are talking about.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)

393 sky pilot,
you'll never reach the sky.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

394 Huh. Lindsey Graham talking about Horowitz and Huber.

He's only the head of the Senate Judiciary Committee, what does he know?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:13 PM (/tuJf)

395 It's a shame but the SJW mob will run Elizabeth Pipko down. Anyone who sticks their necks out for badorangeman must be destroyed.

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

396 I mean really. I, me, find the show to be shitty. Enjoy it if you wish.

Soros. Fuck.

Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 09:14 PM (RXwUQ)

397 Your mom thought my prowess was just fine.

....

I'm sure she did.

fine: adj.

(of a thread, filament, or person's hair) thin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 09:14 PM (gCzjH)

398 There's a chink in Trump's armor
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (Izzlo)

That's what you get when the gay mulatto and Cankles sell all are military technology to the Chinese.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 13, 2019 09:14 PM (3sjI6)

399 Meet Beto O'Rourke, his wife Selena, & his kids Paco, Nacho & Lupita.


http://bit.ly/2xawor1

Goes to my Photobucket.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 09:14 PM (LHT0w)

400 200 I'm sorry but Elizabeth Pipko, Trump supporter, needs to be an AOSHQ cowbell girl.

I mean look at this.
https://tinyurl.com/y6k4z37n
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

You Sir, are a great american.

Kind of has a Emily Ratajokowski look without the slightly odd face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (wUn1D)

401 Yes, but for whom is "Beto" an obvious Spanish name? Never heard of it in CA. Is it a Texas name?
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:07 PM (CM

It's the name of UT's mascot.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

402 Ground control to Major Trump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (wUn1D)

403 The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (wmzaK)

404 Keep talking! We just have a lot of evidence to scrub...

Posted by: Facebook.comm at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (n6bs1)

405 Speaking of storms, the next seven might just be awesome.

Mueller drop Friday maybe?
FISA declass follows?

Lisa Page's testimony before the house judiciary is out there now and more to follow?

Tune in Friday
Same Bat time
Same Bat channel

Posted by: teej at March 13, 2019 09:16 PM (NUb9I)

406 My theory is that Skankles was running a spying op on PDTS using the FISA apparatus an Barky was on board with it; full knowledge. She paid for some dumbass, wannabe secret skwirl to write a completely unbelievable dossier, used the MSM to float some clickbait in front of McStain who'd run it to the IC as if the IC didn't know what was going on. Skankles, Brennan and Rosenstein have been in on this from the beginning.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:1


You've summed it up very well. I would bet $50 you are on the money.

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2019 09:16 PM (XROPS)

407 It's the name of UT's mascot.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


That's Bevo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 09:16 PM (LHT0w)

408 It's the name of UT's mascot.

Oh, the Longhorn. Yeah, I've heard of that context. Thanks.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:17 PM (n6bs1)

409 If Ms. Pipko is ostracized by the mob and seeking shelter of some sort - and if my personal circumstances change, completely - I stand ready to help. Really.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 09:17 PM (QDnY+)

410 https://tinyurl.com/y23jteyd (goes to LAT)

Former women’s soccer coach Ali Khosroshahin and his former assistant Laura Janke were also named in the indictment.

At least for now, the other universities who had coaches snared in the probe can each blame a single rogue coach — like say, men’s soccer coach Jorge Salcedo at UCLA or the women’s soccer coach “Cooperating Witness 3” at Yale.


I think we can all agree that the proper course of action is to ban soccer.

All in favor?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:17 PM (A/mD5)

411 >>My theory is that Skankles was running a spying op on PDTS using the FISA apparatus an Barky was on board with it; full knowledge. She paid for some dumbass, wannabe secret skwirl to write a completely unbelievable dossier, used the MSM to float some clickbait in front of McStain who'd run it to the IC as if the IC didn't know what was going on. Skankles, Brennan and Rosenstein have been in on this from the beginning.

Close. But not exactly I don't think.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:17 PM (/tuJf)

412 "I keep hearing the walls are closing in. What do you say to that?"

"Oh, I've been hearing the same thing. They are definitely closing in."

Self referential much? Yeah, I wonder where in the hell you might have heard that one. lol

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (Z4rgH)

413 "306 I wonder, do the Leftists get impatient over the walls not closing
on Trump, or do they get their memories wiped every month or so?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 08:52 PM (tVQUs)"
...
You don't need a memory wipe when you don't have any firmly held positions in the first place.

Orwell knew what he was doing when he said we've always been at war with Oceania. Rand made the same point with her caricatuized pop-sci charlatans denying objective reality.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (67XdO)

414 It's the name of UT's mascot.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)


So yesterday I heard an radio ad to "come meet Bevo." Im thinking, I love Bevo and haven't seen him since the last home football game, so I plan to go. Then I look it up: its Beto.

*sad trombone*

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (XROPS)

415

I think we can all agree that the proper course of action is to ban soccer.



All in favor?


Aye!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

416 The Obama girls paid their coach to get into Harvard as athletes.

Will an FBI team raid Barky's home and put him in cuffs at 6:00 am.?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (LL1Be)

417 399 Meet Beto O'Rourke, his wife Selena, & his kids Paco, Nacho & Lupita.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 09:14 PM (LHT0w)


Kinda overdoing it, isn't he?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:19 PM (A/mD5)

418 It is said at WeaselZippers that Dapandico passed away this past Monday. A soldier's soldier.

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2019 09:19 PM (zLDYs)

419 All in favor?

.....

Aye!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 09:20 PM (gCzjH)

420 So yesterday I heard an radio ad to "come meet Bevo." Im thinking, I love Bevo and haven't seen him since the last home football game, so I plan to go. Then I look it up: its Beto.

*sad trombone*

Posted by: LASue



I don't know where y'all are looking, but UT's mascot IS Bevo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 09:20 PM (LHT0w)

421 414 It's the name of UT's mascot.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)


So yesterday I heard an radio ad to "come meet Bevo." Im thinking, I love Bevo and haven't seen him since the last home football game, so I plan to go. Then I look it up: its Beto.

*sad trombone*

Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (XROPS)


So the "ff's" are silent?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:20 PM (A/mD5)

422 Aetius, I love Cash and Elvis versions.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:20 PM (PUmDY)

423 "Berto" I could understand, but not "Beto"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:20 PM (f3oO4)

424 406 My theory is that Skankles was running a spying op on PDTS using the FISA apparatus an Barky was on board with it; full knowledge. She paid for some dumbass, wannabe secret skwirl to write a completely unbelievable dossier, used the MSM to float some clickbait in front of McStain who'd run it to the IC as if the IC didn't know what was going on. Skankles, Brennan and Rosenstein have been in on this from the beginning.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:1

-------

Wrong. It was a straight up set up of Trump. The plan was to arrest him and associates for treason after Hillary had won. They were basically planting evidence for the eventual raid on Trump Tower and seizure of Trump Organization assets.

I do agree everyone you mentioned was in on it and probably a few Republicans.

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2019 09:21 PM (I5LRE)

425 Not following, and ain't gonna, this college admissions thing, but did notice what are some pretty big-name coaches involved. Water polo at USC and soccer at UCLA are not revenue sports like football/roundball, but they are very high up and prestigious in the actual athletic sense. Esp. polo at USC, they've been a top program for decades.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 13, 2019 09:21 PM (QDnY+)

426 It's too bad Loretta Lynch didn't play nose tackle. With that lower body, if she got low and played behind her pads, there is no way you are moving her.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Thanks, JS. Now I cannot get this image of a dumpy/stumpy little Loretta all padded up, kicking up the dirt and snorting like a cartoon bull out of my head.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 13, 2019 09:21 PM (NtglE)

427 Self referential much? Yeah, I wonder where in the hell you might have heard that one. lol
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (Z4rgH)


Obviously you do not patronize their bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:21 PM (A/mD5)

428 A quick primer.

Clinton was going to run
Who thought she was a useless twit- Putin
Rhodes and Nuland developed the Benghazi talking points fed to Rice.
Nuland had to get out of town so they send her to the Eurasian desk where she is in direct contact with Halper and Mifsud.
Who needs to be the Bogeyman- Putin.
Who can help Killary the most- Brennan and a host of willings.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 09:22 PM (ung8t)

429 Meet Beto O'Rourke, his wife Selena, & his kids Paco, Nacho & Lupita.



And I hear Number 4 is on the way!

No, seriously, they're naming her No. 4.

Comes with an enchilada, a chile rellono and a soft taco.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 09:23 PM (gCzjH)

430 I don't think the Obama girls paid anyone to get into Harvard. (Is the youngest there now or is she still at Sidwell?) Ivy League schools are also big legacy schools.
The tennis coach may have taken bribes, but none would be needed for the children of Chocolate Jesus.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (gQhCV)

431 422 Aetius, I love Cash and Elvis versions.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:20 PM (PUmDY)

Someone mentioning Johnny Cash above is what made me think of it. Great song. I have not heard the elvis version, have to remember to youtube that when I get home and have bandwidth and better speakers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (wUn1D)

432 I didn't realize that Loughlin was such a dangerous flight risk.

One million dollar bond? Do they set bonds on ability to pay?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

433 The Obama girls paid their coach to get into Harvard as athletes.
Will an FBI team raid Barky's home and put him in cuffs at 6:00 am.?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:18 PM (LL1Be)



To be fair, they HAD to do something to defeat the unrelenting racism and veritable stench of #White Privilege that permeates the hallowed halls of American academia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (f3oO4)

434 The bit about Trump paying Russian hookers for golden showers is so over the top retarded it had to be Hillary's idea to put it in the dossier.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (Pp8LH)

435 The Steely Dan Band will be playing three shows this fall - Aja will be the first show, Gaucho the second night & the hits the final night. I wonder if I can see all three shows?

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (Izzlo)

436
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (oB18K)

437

My theory is that Skankles was running a spying op on PDTS using the
FISA apparatus an Barky was on board with it; full knowledge. She paid
for some dumbass, wannabe secret skwirl to write a completely
unbelievable dossier, used the MSM to float some clickbait in front of
McStain who'd run it to the IC as if the IC didn't know what was going
on. Skankles, Brennan and Rosenstein have been in on this from the
beginning.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:1


That doesn't sound to far-fetched, but I'd be it was TFG who was running the spying since he had the authority and Her Heinous didn't. He was doing her a favor since she was his endorsed candidate.
Just swap those two around and I think that's about what happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)

438 fantastic

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 13, 2019 09:25 PM (Pg+x7)

439 The tennis coach may have taken bribes, but none would be needed for the children of Chocolate Jesus.

To play a sport?! (other than linebacker) Yeah, I'd need to be bribed.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:25 PM (oTMWb)

440 I didn't realize that Loughlin was such a dangerous flight risk.

One million dollar bond? Do they set bonds on ability to pay?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Hubby is worth $80 million. She's worth $8 mil on her own.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 09:25 PM (LHT0w)

441 Not following, and ain't gonna, this college admissions thing,

Frankly, I think it's a mistake to downplay the cultural significance of this. It's like saying, "OK, so the plebs didn't applaud Nicolae this time. BFD."

It's huge, because it's a crack in the socialist and elitest fraud machine. With (extreme) luck, it will end affirmative action admissions, and make universities only admit applicants who have objectively demonstrable qualifications, and not get into this touchy-feely subjective and oh-so-prone to gaming "extracurricular" bullshit as a criterion for admission.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:26 PM (A/mD5)

442 Skankles, Brennan and Rosenstein have been in on this from the beginning.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:1


I think St. James Comey was in that despicable crew as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:26 PM (f3oO4)

443 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:26 PM (A/mD5)

It will have the opposite effect in my opinion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (2DOZq)

444 The bit about Trump paying Russian hookers for golden showers is so over the top retarded it had to be Hillary's idea to put it in the dossier.
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (Pp8LH)


It was prog projection/transference as always -

Hillary actually had russian hookers pee on the bed Obama once slept in.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (1g7ch)

445 Hubby is worth $80 million. She's worth $8 mil on her own.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 09:25 PM (LHT0w)

....

Yeah, but she flew back into the country to turn herself in.

It's a bit ridiculous.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (gCzjH)

446 Just swap those two around and I think that's about what happened.

I can't see him having that much initiative.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (n6bs1)

447 ... there are millions of people whose entire experience of the trump presidency will be four years of "the walls are closing in on trump".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 13, 2019 09:28 PM (Pg+x7)

448 To those deprecating the significance of the college admission scandal, I'd reply, "You're OK with one law for them, and another for us?"

It's time to make soi disant malefactors pay the way we plebs would.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:28 PM (A/mD5)

449 EXCLUSIVE | Nellie Ohr Testimony Confirms Her Work for the CIA

Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2019 09:28 PM (MAstk)

450 The Blackhawks are working hard to help the Maple Leafs tie this game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 09:28 PM (SmRAI)

451 Close. But not exactly I don't think.

Fair enough. Tell me what your theory is.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:28 PM (Jr9Sj)

452 Yeah, but she flew back into the country to turn herself in.

It's a bit ridiculous.


We take Very Serious Matters very seriously!

Posted by: Very Serious Judges at March 13, 2019 09:28 PM (n6bs1)

453 It will have the opposite effect in my opinion.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (2DOZq)


Interesting. Why do you say that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (A/mD5)

454 WE ARE BEVO

Posted by: Miklos, example of Bevolution at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

455 It's huge, because it's a crack in the socialist and elitest fraud machine.
...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:26 PM (A/mD5)


Memory holed before the weekend as teh GOP decides how can we pursue this because 'think of the poor children'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (f3oO4)

456


I once saw a little 5'2" 110 lb. girl squat 300 lbs. I was damned impressed. Turns out she was a dancer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:08 PM (A/mD5)


NO REP!

Posted by: Crossfit Bro at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (9dzlp)

457 Exceptional job with the comments this evening, Morons.


carry on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

458 NO REP!
Posted by: Crossfit Bro at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (9dzlp)


Nah. She did three clean reps, albeit on a leg press machine.

Still, it was impressive. Almost three times body weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:31 PM (A/mD5)

459 Interesting. Why do you say that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (A/mD5)

Because its proof for the useful idiots that there has to be more leveling of the field.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

460 444
The bit about Trump paying Russian hookers for golden showers is so over
the top retarded it had to be Hillary's idea to put it in the dossier.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (Pp8LH)





It was prog projection/transference as always -



Hillary actually had russian hookers pee on the bed Obama once slept in.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (1g7ch)

Does one suppose the whole russian pee hooker was ANOTHER case of Hillary projection....if you know what I mean?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 09:31 PM (9dzlp)

461 Yeah, but she flew back into the country to turn herself in.
It's a bit ridiculous.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 09:27 PM (gCzjH)


And yet Hillary walks free...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:31 PM (f3oO4)

462

The bit about Trump paying Russian hookers for golden showers is so over
the top retarded it had to be Hillary's idea to put it in the dossier.


Yep, the first time I heard that I said to myself, "You gotta fucking be kidding me. They couldn't come up with something a little more realistic than that? Yeah, that's about what a brain-dead Prog would come up with."

PDT has been in the public eye for decades and has never been known to do anything like that or we'd have heard all about it years ago. What complete and utter bullshit...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:32 PM (HaL55)

463 I once saw a little 5'2" 110 lb. girl squat 300 lbs. I was damned impressed. Turns out she was a dancer.

Which club?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 13, 2019 09:32 PM (naEeR)

464
You Sir, are a great american.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Welcome!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:32 PM (LL1Be)

465 Tucker is fine. His show sucks. 2.35 minutes per topic. Super shallow. He must know this.

Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 09:00 PM (RXwUQ)

The old rule down South was that a gentleman should be able to compliment a lady for three minutes, or cuss for five, without repeating himself.

Tucker is still a younger lad.

Posted by: Miklos Domino, 60 Minute Man at March 13, 2019 09:32 PM (zCyNd)

466 458
NO REP!

Posted by: Crossfit Bro at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (9dzlp)



Nah. She did three clean reps, albeit on a leg press machine.



Still, it was impressive. Almost three times body weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:31 PM (A/mD5)

For time?

Posted by: Crossfit Bro at March 13, 2019 09:32 PM (9dzlp)

467 great. Now I have 'the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round' stuck in my head.

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (LJUs+)

468 Josephistan, going to see them in Vegas this May. I love Steely Dan.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

469 Because its proof for the useful idiots that there has to be more leveling of the field.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)


OK. Yeah, that's possible.

I was thinking that it may lead to a push for objective admission standards to avoid allegations of bias/ corruption, but you may be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (A/mD5)

470 It's not so much that I don't care about cheaters being caught; I am fine with whatever punishment is meted out. It's just the idea of the full power of the FBI being used to go after something like this, as opposed to something like child sex trafficking or whatever.
I had no idea who either of these chicks were, so it's funny to me that it seems like such a big deal, like they caught .... hell, I am so out of the pop culture loop now I don't even know who the big stars are any more. But someone everyone is familiar with, anyway.

Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (gQhCV)

471 And yet Hillary walks free...

I've seen her go down stairs. She should walk "free" more often.

Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 09:34 PM (x/2Z8)

472 Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)

Skankles and the Clinton Crime Syndicate have owned the FBI since Janet Reno. Mueller and Skankles go way back. Barky is too lazy and his minions are far too stupid to run an op like that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 09:34 PM (Jr9Sj)

473 For the record, no one paid for me to get into college.

With money at least, right you studly college Admission officer?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2019 09:34 PM (cRkMZ)

474 455
It's huge, because it's a crack in the socialist and elitest fraud machine.

...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:26 PM (A/mD5)



Memory holed before the weekend as teh GOP decides how can we pursue this because 'think of the poor children'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:29 PM (f3oO4)


I think the AoS Style Guide prefers anal cleft to crack.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 09:34 PM (9dzlp)

475 great. Now I have 'the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round' stuck in my head.

Posted by: IC at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (LJUs+)


Just bang your head on the wall in time to the music!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2019 09:35 PM (f3oO4)

476 467 great. Now I have 'the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round' stuck in my head.
Posted by: IC at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (LJUs+)

What earworm would you prefer?

Abba? Blue Traveler? Henry Mancini?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:35 PM (wUn1D)

477 Driving that train, high on cocaine. Robbie Meuller better watch your speed.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 13, 2019 09:35 PM (rOXDf)

478 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:35 PM (wUn1D)

Blues Traveler

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

479 >>Fair enough. Tell me what your theory is.

Mine is a bit more complicated and would take a white board and puppets but you have to account for all the international elements, specifically the UK and Australia but also quite like others including other EU allies.

And then then there's Rosenstein. He just isn't the actor in this that has been assumed by many. The facts just don't support it. He might just turn out to be a very good guy in at least this matter.

And then there is Oleg Deripaska. He actually is a Russian oligarch tied to Putin. And he was also Christopher Steele's employer. Oh and a former asset for Andrew McCabe.

And I think there is a very good chance we are going to find out tomorrow that Christopher Steele is not the primary author of the various dossiers, maybe not at all.

It was always bigger than a just an election in my opinion.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

480 I was thinking that it may lead to a push for objective admission standards to avoid allegations of bias/ corruption, but you may be right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:33 PM (A/mD5)

All qualified candidates selected by random number joonorator.

Posted by: Miklos, trying the veal at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (zCyNd)

481 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (wUn1D)

482

I can't see him having that much initiative.

That's why I think it would've been her idea, he just went along with it. He had useful idiots in place, all he had to do was drop a couple of hints about what he wanted done and they'd pick up the ball and run with it.


They all thought her election was a slam dunk and it'd never come back around to them and we the people would never know about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (HaL55)

483 Cute female hockey player calling the play by play for the next game, Edmonton /New Jersey.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2019 09:37 PM (SmRAI)

484 Exceptional job with the comments this evening, Morons.

I had absolutely nothing to do with it. really.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 09:37 PM (dUJdY)

485 Train to Cry is brilliant.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 13, 2019 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

486 441
With (extreme) luck, it will end affirmative action admissions, and make universities only admit applicants who have objectively demonstrable qualifications
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 09:26 PM (A/mD5)


That would be incredibly good, but a lot of people would go ballistic if that ever happened.

Posted by: rickl at March 13, 2019 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

487 Obama should get a 2 million dollar bond.
He has a lot of connections outside the country and is an extreme flight risk.


Leg irons would be a good idea.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 09:38 PM (LL1Be)

488 Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

I thought it was always known that Steele wrote his part of the dossier using the internet . He never actually did any investigation in Russia.

And unless Rosenstein is playing the double Agent, some of his actions do not in anyway support he's the good guy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

489 It's just the idea of the full power of the FBI being used to go after
something like this, as opposed to something like child sex trafficking
or whatever.
***

I do kind of wonder what prompted this. I mean the people the FBI just arrested are the kind of people the FBI likes.


Nothing in Andrew Lelling's biography screams reformer...though maybe an honest man slipped through into the system?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2019 09:40 PM (cRkMZ)

490 >>I thought it was always known that Steele wrote his part of the dossier using the internet . He never actually did any investigation in Russia.

Some of the information came from FISA warrants. They were way more than internet documents.

>>And unless Rosenstein is playing the double Agent, some of his actions do not in anyway support he's the good guy.

Yes, they do. Which is why he is retiring on his own schedule, still there by the way, and not being forced out by Trump. You have to look at the whole story not just what you read on the internet.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

491 Blues Traveler
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

Appropriate:

https://tinyurl.com/yxukatrt

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 13, 2019 09:45 PM (wUn1D)

492 And I think there is a very good chance we are going to find out tomorrow that Christopher Steele is not the primary author of the various dossiers, maybe not at all.

It was always bigger than a just an election in my opinion.
Posted by: JackStraw

Absolutely, he was way too senior. He just put his name on it for a big check.

Posted by: Kurt the Tentacle at March 13, 2019 09:52 PM (25Dt7)

493 The furious and ultimately futile attempts to memoryhole the failure to kill the king after shooting at him only will amplify the utter corruption at play (this is why Trump's Twitter use nauseates and alarms our lackluster elite--he won't be silent once Mueller admits the fraud). This truly was an empire-ending whiff, fully in lockstep with the utter mediocrity our Deep State became so time back. The Rubicon has been crossed, yadda, yadda. It's over, done, mark Nov. 7, 2016 as the Day the Clown Cried got widely distributed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2019 09:57 PM (iw59Q)

494 Agit-Prop Media's Greatest Hits

"The walls are closing in."
"The wheels are coming off."
"We've got to get to the bottom of this."
"The president is increasingly isolated."
"This was the worst week of his presidency."

And of course

"During these first 2 years, what has surprised you the most about this office? Enchanted you the most from serving in this office? Humbled you the most? And troubled you the most?"

Oh, wait--that was some other guy.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 13, 2019 09:59 PM (Ndje9)

495 Yes, they do. Which is why he is retiring on his own schedule, still there by the way, and not being forced out by Trump. You have to look at the whole story not just what you read on the internet.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

-----

Good guy Rosenstein wouldn't be retiring at all.

Trump didn't fire Rosenstein because Rosenstein was the overseer of the Mueller investigation and didn't want to be accused of interfering with the investigation.


Nor would good guy Session get canned by Trump.

Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2019 10:11 PM (I5LRE)

496 >>I do kind of wonder what prompted this. I mean the people the FBI just arrested are the kind of people the FBI likes.


Nothing in Andrew Lelling's biography screams reformer...though maybe an honest man slipped through into the system?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2019 09:40 PM (cRkMZ)

I think it has to do with diverting attention from Lisa Page's testimony to the fact that the Obama Justice department decided to ignore Hillary Clinton's criminal negligence and the FBI went along with it.

Posted by: Sodak Saxonographer at March 13, 2019 11:32 PM (xmKbk)

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