Lunatic Left Now Pushing Insane "There Is a Body Double of Melania Trump Who Switches Places With Her When Melania Can't Stand Being Around Trump" Conspiracy Theory, and the Leftwing Media Is... Open-Minded

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Tim Pool talked about this conspiracy theory, as well as the cherished fiction that the left (and I'd add: NeverTrumpers) do not themselves believe in conspiracy theories, that conspiracy theories are a conservative thing only.

I mean, except for the three years of Pee Pee Party Russiagate lunacy.

By the way: Two members of The View, Joy Behar and Sonny Hostin, are playing footsie with this ridiculous conspiracy theory.

But the left doesn't peddle conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:03 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (L8CQp)

2 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: So what? at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (EFmfL)

3 Melania body double?? Nobody ever talked about a Mooch body double!

Posted by: Jmel at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (ZIfYC)

4

Joy Behar needs a body double.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (aKsyK)

5 The Left is super smart, science based, and not prone to flights of fancy.

Now, can we just get back to the seamless plan for how America is going to become a socialist paradise overnight?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (L8CQp)

6 Of course she has a body double.

How else would she be able to visit me fortnightly for the Ritual Spankings?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (G1fgw)

7 Can you imagine being around Melania AND a body double of Melania?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:00 PM (TQyCa)

8 David French just wanted to pursue the investigation wherever it went.

It doesn't matter that the very basis for the investigation was made up hokum, he just wanted to be a good citizen and see it through.

Unlike birthirism, that was just crazy talk and should be shunned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:01 PM (L8CQp)

9 I've heard they do threesomes, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, search engine expert at March 12, 2019 02:01 PM (xyung)

10 There are two women who look like Melania Trump? And the Golden Scalp Weasel has both of them?

Now *that's* a real man!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:01 PM (hLRSq)

11 Oh fuck I can't type what I would like to

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2019 02:03 PM (aA3+G)

12 4

Joy Behar needs a body double.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (aKsyK)


It usually flies above sporting events, it has Goodyear written on the side of it.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 12, 2019 02:03 PM (Vsh+M)

13 Hmmmm, a Trump / Melania sandwich?

Posted by: FireNWater at March 12, 2019 02:03 PM (S4rpa)

14 The Left believes everything.

Mostly, it is because they are stupid.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:03 PM (faNU0)

15 It's interesting, what you're saying here Ace. My son just had like an hour long argument with his dad where he posited that "conspiracy theory" was aligned with propaganda. He was saying using that term is a form of propaganda. I'd never thought of it that way, but he (and you) might be on to something.

The term and its selective use leads people to NotLook at certain things, and to YesLook at certain other things.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Rarvo)

16 3 Melania body double?? Nobody ever talked about a Mooch body double!"

Honestly, I always suspected Richard Sherman of filling in for her role a few times. Or maybe Danny Treviathan, he was right there in Chicago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

17 14 The Left believes everything.

Mostly, it is because they are stupid.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:03 PM (faNU0)

=========

They don't believe in markets or capitalism or the ability of people to help themselves or the motivating factor of work.

There's lots of stuff they don't believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM (L8CQp)

18 4

Joy Behar needs a body double.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2019 01:59


Any dairy farm has cud chewing females with big tits

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM (aA3+G)

19 15 The term and its selective use leads people to NotLook at certain things, and to YesLook at certain other things.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Rarvo)

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"I don't want to think like those people who believe we never landed on the moon!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:05 PM (L8CQp)

20 You have to admit, it would be pretty hard to alter a photo or image electronically and then send about the internet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:05 PM (gCzjH)

21 Contrary to the propaganda of the yankee running dog capitalists, Caracas is not out of water. Water is a bourgeoisie luxury that the new socialist men and women of my country no longer require. Socialism sated our thirst so entirely that water is now an insult to the Venezuelan people!

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at March 12, 2019 02:05 PM (ppBhU)

22 3 Melania body double?? Nobody ever talked about a Mooch body double!
Posted by: Jmel at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (ZIfYC)


Wrong factor for Mooch, it would have needed to be a triple or quadruple.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 12, 2019 02:05 PM (kUmUV)

23 I remember when the left only believed 9/11 was an inside job, good times.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2019 02:05 PM (4e+hS)

24 Remember the Hillary 9/11 potato sack incident? When she appeared fresh and youthful afterwards?

I think she has a body double.


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (6vFO7)

25 If there are multiple Melani's can I have one?I mean,I'll take the worst copy .

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (BXMxN)

26 Back this outrage up a bit... You can rent a Melania body double?

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (TQyCa)

27 14 The Left believes everything.

Mostly, it is because they are stupid.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:03 PM (faNU0)


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And gullible. And mentally unstable. And childish. Melania should have some fun with this. Point and laugh kinda fun.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (JoUsr)

28 The Left believes everything except Facts.

Mostly, because they are stupid.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (faNU0)

29 These are the people that want to be taken seriously, right?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (dWg/c)

30 After finding dozens of dead deer, Barringer suspected an outbreak of epizootic hemorrhagic disease, known most commonly as EHD - and relatively new to Pennsylvania. There have been periodic outbreaks stretching possibly to 1996, though the first officially confirmed case wasn't until 2002.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (ugwJg)

31 Given that their Presidents are obviously not attracted to their fugly wives, it's obvious that SJWs always project.

Posted by: trev006 at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (fPLS0)

32 21 Contrary to the propaganda of the yankee running dog capitalists, Caracas is not out of water. Water is a bourgeoisie luxury that the new socialist men and women of my country no longer require. Socialism sated our thirst so entirely that water is now an insult to the Venezuelan people!
.
Do Not Become Addicted . . to Water!!!!
.

Posted by: Immortant Joe at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (S4rpa)

33 My best 9/11 conspiracy theory:
Insurance fraud involving TIAA-CREF

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (ugwJg)

34 So on this body double thing, does this mean the real Melania is available? I have some spare time for her is what I am saying. Or is she dead and replaced, like Paul McCartney?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (ppBhU)

35 Melania should have some fun with this. Point and laugh kinda fun.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (JoUsr)

A custom jacket with "I'm not a body double, are you?" on the back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (TQyCa)

36 32 21 Contrary to the propaganda of the yankee running dog capitalists, Caracas is not out of water. Water is a bourgeoisie luxury that the new socialist men and women of my country no longer require. Socialism sated our thirst so entirely that water is now an insult to the Venezuelan people!
.
Do Not Become Addicted . . to Water!!!!
.
Posted by: Immortant Joe at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (S4rpa)

==========

It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (L8CQp)

37

** slaps dollar down on coffee table


"OK!!!! Im OUT!!!!"

Posted by: Kramer at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

38 You know something creepy? I heard a young employee refer to something as 'bougie'. I wanted to ask her where her beret was and if she had any idea what the fuck she was talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (ycWCI)

39 Even if this were true, so what? We all pretended Hillary didn't have a body double and Obama wasn't a lazy shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (xfb67)

40 15 It's interesting, what you're saying here Ace. My son just had like an hour long argument with his dad where he posited that "conspiracy theory" was aligned with propaganda. He was saying using that term is a form of propaganda. I'd never thought of it that way, but he (and you) might be on to something.

The term and its selective use leads people to NotLook at certain things, and to YesLook at certain other things."

Good point - also, we should recognize that in an open and honest society, conspiracies against the public good, and should be rare, which is why such claims should be suspect. BUT in bitter, strife filled societies in which everyone is maneuvering for some advantage over everyone else, "Conspiracies" are simply the everyday form by which anything of consequence ever happens. So, ask yourself which type of society we most resemble at the moment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

41 Is Donald Trump cheating on his wife with her body double? And, if not, is he banging them both at the same time? And what do the Russians know? News at 11.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (4e+hS)

42 Fire won't burn Melania...

Oh... wait...

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (NgKpN)

43 A custom jacket with "I'm not a body double, are you?" on the back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (TQyCa)

'I'm real- and I am amazing.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (ycWCI)

44 I'll tell you what there is apparently NO shortage of in Venuela :

Middle School Backpacks.


Everyone is wearing a 6th Grade Backpack in those photos.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (faNU0)

45 Two things:

1) On the last thread, I was promised a nude Melania Body Double. Promise broken, apparently.
2) This theory is actually very credible, but not for the reasons they say. Early in the administration, if you'll recall, the press told us that Trump had seriously beaten or maybe even murdered Melania and that is why she was in the hospital for so long. Since the press doesn't lie, the body-double story is quite reasonable. It isn't because she doesn't like Trump, it's because she's been beaten into a vegetative state by OrangeManBad and the body double is the only choice now. I don't know why they're obfuscating on the core point when they so loudly assured us that Trump was a wife-beater.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (I2dne)

46

Michael Moore is Michael O'Bama's body double.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (HaL55)

47 "I can confirm that that is Stormy Daniels in disguise." -- Michael Avenatti 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (b3kZJ)

48 Has SNL done a Melania skit yet? I don't watch. If not, it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Zod at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)

49 But they probably aren't at all puzzled that RBG can run a 4 minute mile every day before going to work in the SCOTUS.

And secondly - if she dressed up in Gucchi or whatever - they'd be the first to say she wasn't taking the solemnity of the occasion seriously and should be ashamed for getting all dolled up to look at a disaster site.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (37IEG)

50 Does this mean there are Melania clones available? I'll take one to go please.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (O98j8)

51 "Joy Behar needs a body double."
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No, a body-triple....and a bottle of "Old Overcoat"...AND a double paperbag, to be close o to f*ckable!

As for body doubles, howsabout that HRC double who showed up after the real Hillary died on 9-11-16???

The SS throws the real PIAPS in the emergency van at 11:00 and then, the BD is dancin' in the streets, molesting a young girl just a couple of hours later!!! Too Funny, I tells ya! Jes' TOO FUNNY!!!

Posted by: Old Codger at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (HvZln)

52 Can you imagine having to bribe your way into journalism school? These people can.

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (mhs6e)

53 It's the Skuill !!!! I'm telling ya, IT"S THE SKRULL !!!!

Melanie's Body Double??? Captain Marvel ???

Coincidence, I think not.





Literally.

Posted by: Adriane the Pouncing Critic ... at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (LPnfS)

54 Remember the Hillary 9/11 potato sack incident? When she appeared fresh and youthful afterwards?

I think she has a body double.




Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (6vFO7)


I remember thinking that at the time. But probably her doctor just injected her with go-go juice.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (xxAFD)

55 They started with "Trump's a Russian spy!"
Two years later they're reduced to "Melania has a body double!"
Best enemies ever.

Posted by: ATTACK OF THE BODY DOUBLES at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (4Eo4+)

56
Listen to her talk backwards and she says "I buried Paul."

QED

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (zBaqJ)

57 Good God these people are insane.

Posted by: StefanH at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (v841j)

58 A custom jacket with "I'm not a body double, are you?" on the back!

--

HA!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 12, 2019 02:10 PM (JoUsr)

59 The previous First Lady had a body double that you may have already heard of: Chewbacca.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (xfb67)

60 2019, and we've got more public sightings of Melania's body double than we've had of RBG.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, search engine expert at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (xyung)

61 Hahahaha.

Meanwhile, all those dead southerners in AL. Hilarious. Right, hags?


*types and immediately deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

62 Melania Trump's body-double is a RealDoll. Plastic fantastic lover.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

63 What makes it a conspiracy? 2 people?

Seems like a theory to me.

"Conspiracy theory" is way cooler though, so there is that.

Posted by: nip at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (DfGpI)

64 There are two women who look like Melania Trump? And the Golden Scalp Weasel has both of them?

Now *that's* a real man!
Posted by: Mikey NTH


THAT'S my president!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (LHT0w)

65 35
Melania should have some fun with this. Point and laugh kinda fun.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (JoUsr)



A custom jacket with "I'm not a body double, are you?" on the back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:07 PM (TQyCa)


Maybe a jacket that says Heidi Klum is my body double, not Dave Winfield.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (ymnmz)

66 Does the left really comprehend that the movie "Dave" is fiction and not a documentary?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (+/C3g)

67 On the last thread, I was promised a nude Melania Body Double. Promise broken, apparently.

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Promises Made... Promises BROKEN.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (AzW6q)

68 47 "I can confirm that that is Stormy Daniels in disguise." -- Michael Avenatti 2020!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (b3kZJ)

With all due respect to Melania... or the Melania double- it would be hard to hide the bolt ons that large.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

69 Does this mean there are Melania clones available? I'll take one to go please.
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (O98j


I'll have a double!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (TQyCa)

70 59 The previous First Lady had a body double that you may have already heard of: Chewbacca.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (xfb67)


Michelle and her body double occupy the same clothing... simultaneously.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (zBaqJ)

71 BREAKING QUESTION IN MY MIND : Is The Donald banging his wife's body double in front of Barron while yelling " Let the boy watch!". Answers ahead.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (4e+hS)

72 You know something creepy? I heard a young employee refer to something as 'bougie'. I wanted to ask her where her beret was and if she had any idea what the fuck she was talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


The proper response to her:

"This time us Kulaks have the machine guns, motherfucker."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (G1fgw)

73 This is not a conspiracy theory. It's speaking Truth to Power. (Funny how it's always the powerful who do that. I guess I"m just too dumb to understand how it works.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (VaN/j)

74 24 Remember the Hillary 9/11 potato sack incident? When she appeared fresh and youthful afterwards?

I think she has a body double.

Absolutely. Go back and look at the photos. Body doubles can get everything right except the ears, and the HRC who came out wearing blue glasses had different ears from the real HRC.

Not to get nuts or anything, but....yeah.

Posted by: Dude at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (hpbeA)

75 What does slobbering NRO lunatic Nicholas Frankovich have to say about this?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (JgA4k)

76 Funny the Clintons private lives were nobody s business when he was Pres

Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (+3PQx)

77 @6
Of course she has a body double.



How else would she be able to visit me fortnightly for the Ritual Spankings?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2019 01:59 PM (G1fgw)
I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked my friend! You have been spanking her body double.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (Sk/5h)

78

A custom jacket with "I'm not a body double, are you?" on the back!

Even better: a custom jacket that says, "Body double" on the back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (HaL55)

79 We need to find out who's creating the Melania doubles so we can put in a bid.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

80 Its true, she's my new boo. We spend days together sometimes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (EQzFL)

81 I kinda expect all heads of state and their spouses to have multiple body doubles.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (awqYm)

82 64
There are two women who look like Melania Trump? And the Golden Scalp Weasel has both of them?



Now *that's* a real man!

Posted by: Mikey NTH





THAT'S my president!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (LHT0w)


He should step out with both.
What you shaming his multisexual orientation? I was told shame orientation was bad.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (ymnmz)

83 Michelle Obama's body double? Dennis Rodman, of course.

Posted by: Mallwave at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (y3ZJC)

84 >>Absolutely. Go back and look at the photos. Body doubles can get everything right except the ears, and the HRC who came out wearing blue glasses had different ears from the real HRC.


Dopplegagger.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (faNU0)

85 Stepford Melania?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (37IEG)

86 The party of science.
Also
I know am sure Hillary had a body double after eating cement on 9/11 and that RBG is dead and cold for 2 months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

87 They have a special secret factory where they manufacture Melanias.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

88 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Actually a fair reading of history is rife with Conspiracies.

Read up on how the US Federal Reserve was created.

Read up on how the shooting started at Fort Sumter.

Look up the Zimmerman Letters to Mexico at the start of WW1.

Posted by: Don Quixote, dreaming the impossible dream at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (NgKpN)

89 >>74 24 Remember the Hillary 9/11 potato sack incident? When she appeared fresh and youthful afterwards? I think she has a body double.

She has several. She's a Cylon.

This is a "known known."

Posted by: Zod at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

90 Remember the Hillary 9/11 potato sack incident? When she appeared fresh and youthful afterwards?

I think she has a body double.




Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 12, 2019 02:06 PM (6vFO7)


I remember thinking that at the time. But probably her doctor just injected her with go-go juice.
Posted by: I like cookies


That was real.
#1. That broad didn't look like Hillary.
#2. There were actual physical limitations on why that wasn't her.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (LHT0w)

91 I know they used a Michelle Obama body double.

I saw a picture one time where she didn't even have an Adam's Apple.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (gCzjH)

92 Maybe there is a whole island full of these slavic superwomen and only Trump knows where it is....

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (BXMxN)

93 Same bullshit as when they said Sarah Palin didn't birth her own child.
And btw, for presidential security I would hope they have doubles anyway.
My double happens to be some dude named Clark Kent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (r+sAi)

94 79
We need to find out who's creating the Melania doubles so we can put in a bid.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)


He use my machine.

Posted by: Roc at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (ymnmz)

95 "Dopplegagger"

Smart Ass Supreme!

Posted by: nip at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (DfGpI)

96 Only a merciful Lord would let us have two of them.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (xqdqQ)

97 Perhaps we need to study her nude modeling photos.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (O98j8)

98

Parts: The FLOTUS Horror

The only thing they don't use is the SCREAM!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (AzW6q)

99 So....was the guy who had those hookers pee on the Obama bed a Trump body double acting under his orders?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (37IEG)

100 While Trump and Melina's body double were visiting the graves, I saw the real Melina on a grassy knoll in Dallas trying to get steel beams to burn using only jet fuel she bought from Kenya.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (B3kya)

101 BREAKING QUESTION IN MY MIND : Is The Donald banging his wife's body double in front of Barron while yelling " Let the boy watch!". Answers ahead.


Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (4e+hS)


LOL. Actual tears of joy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (ppBhU)

102 I'm going to parrot what Scott Adams said since I can't be bothered to care about this: yes, it does not look like Melania, HOWEVER, Trump appears to be wearing a bullet-proof vest under his jacket, so maybe there was a security risk and they decided to take minimal risk of Trump appearing and Melania sitting it out.

Hmmm, that doesn't fit the Lefty's narrative, does it?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

103 A custom jacket with "I'm not a body double, are you?" on the back!

Even better: a custom jacket that says, "Body double" on the back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (HaL55)
\

A tip of the Hrothgar chapeau to you good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (TQyCa)

104 I know they used a Michelle Obama body double.

I saw a picture one time where she didn't even have an Adam's Apple.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (gCzjH)
++++++++++++
They also sometimes need to shoot a Star Wars movie, and someone has to cover the other duties.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (I2dne)

105 Damn these people are lunatics.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (kG5hP)

106 Of course I haz the body dooble.

I am married, yes.

The dooble, she does the occasional photo op and ze mouth hugz.

Posted by: Melania at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (faNU0)

107 Melania Trump's body-double is a RealDoll. Plastic fantastic lover.

Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at March 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

And a multi-speed vibrating vagina.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (awqYm)

108 If Melania has a body double, does PDT get to "give it a spin"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (bim/x)

109 I also identify as being 2 different people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (xfb67)

110 Ana Navarro said it's "crazy, absurd, and also funny."

You know what else is crazy, absurd, and also funny, Ana?


Your wedding photos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

111
Hey. Lay off Michelle.


NOBODY makes fun of First Lady Lt Commander Whorf.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

112 102 I'm going to parrot what Scott Adams said since I can't be bothered to care about this: yes, it does not look like Melania, HOWEVER, Trump appears to be wearing a bullet-proof vest under his jacket, so maybe there was a security risk and they decided to take minimal risk of Trump appearing and Melania sitting it out.

Hmmm, that doesn't fit the Lefty's narrative, does it?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

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"Even deep red Alabama is turning on Trump."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (L8CQp)

113 Melania uses the body double when, how you say, she need a good rodgering.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 12, 2019 02:16 PM (nv1bD)

114 geez...

The Left has gone so far around the bend on their way to Bedlam, the Twinkie Mobile no longer suffices.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:16 PM (OxIAR)

115 When imagining Mooch having a body double, Barry was heard to scream, "Please Allah, NOOOOO!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

116 24 years

This college scam has been going on for at least 24 YEARS

sorry to go OT but it does involve body doubles? they were fakifying player profiles with other athletes photos and Photoshopping the kids' faces on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Rarvo)

117 87 They have a special secret factory where they manufacture Melanias.

saw a cartoon once when i was a munchkin that involved martian observers theorizing about how automobiles were built. that's the sort of stuff i would imagine goes on in the melania factory.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2019 02:16 PM (sGtp+)

118 Like I keep telling Michelle, my body double is gay. I can't help it if he's out getting some every night. That's his business. Certainly ain't my wife's.

Posted by: Jay Vee Obama at March 12, 2019 02:17 PM (4Eo4+)

119 92 Maybe there is a whole island full of these slavic superwomen and only Trump knows where it is....
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (BXMxN)


I have a client that came back from eastern Europe with one. Drop dead gorgeous and an accent that would melt your heart. Amazing how much it improved his attitude on life (or at least in business). I've been trying to get one for myself, but for some reason I'm getting a lot of push back from wifey.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 12, 2019 02:17 PM (kUmUV)

120 Remember the Hillary 9/11 potato sack incident? When she appeared fresh and youthful afterwards?

I think she has a body double.

Absolutely. Go back and look at the photos. Body doubles can get everything right except the ears, and the HRC who came out wearing blue glasses had different ears from the real HRC.

Not to get nuts or anything, but....yeah.
Posted by: Dude at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (hpbeA)

I've always believed that Hillary did nothing more than shit herself that day. When she emerged fresh a few hours later, she was wearing the glow a baby does after it's diaper has been changed.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)

121 When imagining Mooch having a body double, Barry was heard to scream, "Please Allah, NOOOOO!!!"

Jane, and Al Bundy thought he had it bad with Peg.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:18 PM (OxIAR)

122 It's totally possible.

All of us are clones.

Posted by: NPCs at March 12, 2019 02:18 PM (AzW6q)

123 So, let's take this one step further.

Can the left prove that it was Trump, not Trump's body double that banged Stormy Daniels? And then paid her off?


spoiler: It was the body double all along!! LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 12, 2019 02:18 PM (6vFO7)

124 108 If Melania has a body double, does PDT get to "give it a spin"

that would presumably be an item in the acceptance test procedure.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2019 02:18 PM (sGtp+)

125 I've always believed that Hillary did nothing more than shit herself that day. When she emerged fresh a few hours later, she was wearing the glow a baby does after it's diaper has been changed.
Posted by: JoeF.


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:18 PM (LHT0w)

126 Hillary Clinton showing up after a collapse with different hair looking fresh as a spring morning to greet a stunt girl? Totally not a body double.

This though, so plausible a major news organization pushes it. Got it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:18 PM (39g3+)

127 We need to find out who's creating the Melania doubles so we can put in a bid.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)


Bidding starts at $10,000,000.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein's Model Emporium & Body Shop at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

128 ) On the last thread, I was promised a nude Melania Body Double. Promise broken, apparently.
2) This theory is actually very credible, but not for the reasons they say. Early in the administration, if you'll recall, the press told us that Trump had seriously beaten or maybe even murdered Melania and that is why she was in the hospital for so long. Since the press doesn't lie, the body-double story is quite reasonable. It isn't because she doesn't like Trump, it's because she's been beaten into a vegetative state by OrangeManBad and the body double is the only choice now. I don't know why they're obfuscating on the core point when they so loudly assured us that Trump was a wife-beater.
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Don't forget that she had to be hospitalized last year, ostensibly to have a procedure done on a kidney. HAH! She was sent to the clone tank!!!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (N0a5A)

129
I have a client that came back from eastern Europe with one. Drop dead gorgeous and an accent that would melt your heart. Amazing how much it improved his attitude on life (or at least in business). I've been trying to get one for myself, but for some reason I'm getting a lot of push back from wifey.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 12, 2019 02:17 PM (kUmUV)

Slavic women are hot. They are not all super model material of course, but there are more hot ones among them than any other group. It's the eyes usually.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)

130 >>. . .but some felt something was amiss.


1. Sneakers instead of heels
2. Minimal make-up

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

131 Damn these people are lunatics.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2019 02:14 PM (kG5hP)

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There is a guy on my FaceDesk feed that is pimping this as an actual thing. If he were not so well connected around town, he would be gone.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (ffYR/)

132 BREAKING QUESTION IN MY MIND : Is The Donald banging his wife's body double in front of Barron while yelling " Let the boy watch!". Answers ahead.


Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (4e+hS)

heh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (M+Lyo)

133 Maybe there is a whole island full of these slavic superwomen and only Trump knows where it is....
Posted by: steevy


Because Trump OWNS the island.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (LHT0w)

134 This will not end well.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (jWe5r)

135 Two different visions.

In Trumps America all sex-bots will look like Melania.

In Doll Eyes Alex's America all sex-bots will look like Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (OxIAR)

136 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Donald Sutherland pointing at you, mouth agape at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (oZ6kz)

137 Slavic women are hot. They are not all super model
material of course, but there are more hot ones among them than any
other group. It's the eyes usually.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)


Aren't they also famous for their tempers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

138 Meggie Mac has a body double.

They are always together. Literally.



Maybe she is Siamese twins, joined at the body.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YslsA)

139 110
Ana Navarro said it's "crazy, absurd, and also funny."

You know what else is crazy, absurd, and also funny, Ana?


Your wedding photos.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)


Her "wedding" night?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (ymnmz)

140 Thousands of users of by a eastern european wife can't be wrong can they?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (EQzFL)

141 They wanted a body double for Mooch but Patrick Ewing wasn't available.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (BXMxN)

142 I've always believed that Hillary did nothing more than shit herself that day.
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Dude that is the LEAST of what she did that day.

Posted by: Secret Service Detail at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (8ts2u)

143 Two different visions.

In Trumps America all sex-bots will look like Melania.

In Doll Eyes Alex's America all sex-bots will look like Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (OxIAR)
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/me shudders

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (I2dne)

144 They wanted a body double for Mooch but Patrick Ewing wasn't available.
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (BXMxN)

_____

Koko

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (flINI)

145 Its a hell of a lot more plausible that RBG showing up in court but carefully not photographed by anyone is a body double than this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (39g3+)

146 #2. There were actual physical limitations on why that wasn't her.





Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:13 PM (LHT0w)


You mean that she was actually walking under her own power? You make a good case.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (xxAFD)

147 They don't fucking believe in supply side economics, for example. They believe more and more bullshit all the time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (KazWI)

148 130
>>. . .but some felt something was amiss.





1. Sneakers instead of heels

2. Minimal make-up





Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)


Looks like she is wearing body Armour under the Pea-Coat

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (ymnmz)

149 Heidi wishes she could clone herself. Then they both wouldn't listen to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (FjUPj)

150 >>Your wedding photos.


I'm givin' her all I got, Cap'n.

Posted by: Ensign Spanxx at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (faNU0)

151 Aren't they also famous for their tempers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, they are vengeful, but usually assassin- cool.
The Latin women are famous for their hot tempers.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (NFEMn)

152 >>1. Sneakers instead of heels

2. Minimal make-up


Because it wasn't an occasion for glamor.

Posted by: Ensign Spanxx at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (faNU0)

153 Nanzi Pelosi has gone kamikaze.

PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

154 Joy Behar is pissed because the schmuck she's married to declined her body double.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

155 Anyone who promoted or still promotes the Felonia-body-double foolishness is just as bad.

We do not need to get down in the fetid swamp like the Dems.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (DQjsT)

156 Aren't they also famous for their tempers?

And smoking like a chimney, drinking everyone in the room under the table, and turning into a potato at 30. But super gorgeous when young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (39g3+)

157 How do we know Conspiracy Theories do not exist?

Because every President refuses to give us the proof of UFO's are aliens visiting our planet.

And 911 was an inside job.

And bin Laden is not deep sixed.

And JOOOOOs control everything (Right Tlaib?)

And Hitler video rants are real.



sheesh

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (Y274z)

158 There is a guy on my FaceDesk feed that is pimping this as an actual thing. If he were not so well connected around town, he would be gone.

Yeah I've seen some pretty bizarre stuff on FB from "friends". They are constantly trying to bait me. I just ignore them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (kG5hP)

159 >>They wanted a body double for Mooch but Patrick Ewing wasn't available.


His front bulge wasn't large enough to be considered a 'double'.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (faNU0)

160 1. Sneakers instead of heels

2. Minimal make-up





Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)


Looks like she is wearing body Armour under the Pea-Coat
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:21 PM (ymnmz)

Exactly. It was a solemn occasion and she didn't get dolled-up.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)

161 PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
Either the Party has decided to rein in and if necessary destroy their public communists, or she's cracking up under the strain of trying to hold it together and is taking the calculated risk of trying to eviscerate her loudest opponents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

162 You mean that she was actually walking under her own power? You make a good case.

Posted by: I like cookies


Yeah. At Hillary's age, "planking" isn't a kid's game.
That's a sign of deep neurological issues.
You don't just "pop outside" two hours later looking like you just woke up from a nap.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (LHT0w)

163 Were the hags on The View even aware that PDT and Melania were in Alabama to comfort the families of 23 dead tornado victims?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

164 16 3 Melania body double?? Nobody ever talked about a Mooch body double!"

Honestly, I always suspected Richard Sherman of filling in for her role a few times. Or maybe Danny Treviathan, he was right there in Chicago.
________________

The problem is finding somebody with Michelle's unique . . . proportions, who also has the jaw with the pronounced underbite and the hostile scowl.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (fqUgw)

165 All women are vengeful.ALL.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (BXMxN)

166 153
Nanzi Pelosi has gone kamikaze.



PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy,
repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion
dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Crap even the addle old fart knows that the "Justus" wing of the Dems are actually tying to destroy the country.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

167 >>156 Aren't they also famous for their tempers?

Buddy back when dated a girl from Turkey. She pretty much used him up.

Posted by: Zod at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)

168 They ended up having to bury RBG's body double, due to the stench.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (xqdqQ)

169 In Doll Eyes Alex's America all sex-bots will look like Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:20 PM (OxIAR)

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Stay in your lane. I'm already developing a Lena Dunham Shrieking Feminazi Harpy-bot in anticipation of future Federal regulatory requirements for sexbots.

It won't put out, it won't shut up, and it contains a port in the back for scent cartridges that smell like bongwater and sebaceous fat-folds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (AzW6q)

170 Nanzi Pelosi has gone kamikaze.

PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru


Sounds to me like she is trying to slap a little bit of sense into her caucus and base before 2020 comes around and someone promises the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

171 Aren't they also famous for their tempers?

And smoking like a chimney, drinking everyone in the room under the table, and turning into a potato at 30. But super gorgeous when young.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (39g3+)

You exaggerate.

But only a little.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn)

172 Aren't they also famous for their tempers?

And smoking like a chimney, drinking everyone in the room under the table, and turning into a potato at 30. But super gorgeous when young.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (39g3+)

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At 48, Melania blows the bell curve on this theory.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (ffYR/)

173

9 I've heard they do threesomes, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, search engine expert


That was my first though. I mean why be a billionaire otherwise?

Posted by: imp at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (w+Z9D)

174 Meanwhile Michelle at solemn occasions; like Ted Kennedy's funeral looked bored and impatient about being there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (OxIAR)

175 161 PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
Either the Party has decided to rein in and if necessary destroy their public communists, or she's cracking up under the strain of trying to hold it together and is taking the calculated risk of trying to eviscerate her loudest opponents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

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She tempering expectations and trying to protect the Democrats from red/purple districts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (L8CQp)

176 Trump drove the left over the sanity even horizon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (JUOKG)

177 The Democrats have gone so far left, Pelosi is now the voice of reason.

Pelosi!

Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal: Toenail Tuesday! at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (4Eo4+)

178 Anyone who promoted or still promotes the Felonia-body-double foolishness is just as bad.

The big difference is that they're saying it just because they don't like Trump and figure she couldn't either. No logic, no evidence, no reasonable basis or anything remotely like support. Whereas the Hillary thing was just so absurdly false and staged it was painful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (39g3+)

179 Stay in your lane. I'm already developing a Lena Dunham Shrieking Feminazi Harpy-bot in anticipation of future Federal regulatory requirements for sexbots.

It won't put out, it won't shut up, and it contains a port in the back for scent cartridges that smell like bongwater and sebaceous fat-folds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
Upside: you don't have to have sex with it.
Downside: You'll need a second bathroom, since it is always sitting on the can taking selfies with cake.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (I2dne)

180 I seem to recall from Office Space that the price for two chicks is around a million dollars, and that is likely for rather plain looking ones, or at least the type who would double up on a guy like me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (YslsA)

181 This is just dumb. I don't know where people are getting "it doesn't look like Melania." It looks just like Melania, because it--you know--is Melania.

I remember on Bollard Day that some commenters were saying it wasn't Hillary who appeared after Dr. Phat worked his magic. They said it was a double, even though she appeared up close and spoke to reporters. I chalked this nonsense up to people who just don't have much experience in the real world as opposed to the world of TV.

Mission Impossible couldn't really happen, you know.

The difference here is that the stupidity is getting media play. I even read the story in my local shitrag. I chalk that up to the aforementioned stupidity plus the desire to find anything possible that's damaging to Trump.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (hjaPQ)

182 We need to find out who's creating the Melania doubles so we can put in a bid.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)


I hear they have a backlog of orders after AtC found out about them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (wCmLp)

183 Read up on how the US Federal Reserve was created.
Read up on how the shooting started at Fort Sumter.
Look up the Zimmerman Letters to Mexico at the start of WW1."

I can only credit the last one as an actual "conspiracy", carried out by a foreign power (The Brits) in order to influence the US.

The Federal Reserve system, for all its many faults, was created by a bill passed in Congress and signed by President Wilson, so if that is a conspiracy, so is every other law ever passed. That doesn't mean I like it, but they did it right out in the open.

Same thing can be said about Ft. Sumter - the Fed. presence there was a deliberate and open provocation intended to bait the South Carolinians into firing the first shot of the war. They didn't have the self control required to resist taking the bait, and no one has ever denied that they fired first. Again, this was no "conspiracy" because everyone at the time, and ever since, knew exactly what the game was. A trap was set for them, and they saw it and walked right in, saying "screw it we're a gonna do it anyways."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)

184 The left are all insane and hateful. If I had Thanos' glove...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (AB9tT)

185 PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
Either the Party has decided to rein in and if necessary destroy their public communists, or she's cracking up under the strain of trying to hold it together and is taking the calculated risk of trying to eviscerate her loudest opponents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


I think she's finally tired of listening to the children's table.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (LHT0w)

186 If Trump can actually provide a Melania body double, I expect a boom market...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (ABuva)

187 Either the Party has decided to rein in and if necessary destroy their public communists, or she's cracking up under the strain of trying to hold it together and is taking the calculated risk of trying to eviscerate her loudest opponents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne


She may have concluded that the internal fight within her party is the decisive battle and that the fight against Trump will have to be a holding action at best.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

188 PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy,
repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion
dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Crap even the addle old fart knows that the "Justus" wing of the Dems are actually tying to destroy the country.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

Nah. She's down with their agenda. Bur addled though she is, she's still astute enough to know it won't sell right now. She wants to stay on power.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (NFEMn)

189 Either the Party has decided to rein in and if necessary destroy their public communists, or she's cracking up under the strain of trying to hold it together and is taking the calculated risk of trying to eviscerate her loudest opponents.
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before the Nazis gained power, they had to eliminate the commies. This is the stage we are at, whether the commies win this time is up for grabs.

Posted by: Secret Service Detail at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (U3Yhz)

190 Disgusting.
The recovered bodies were barely cold and FEMA teams were still working to find the remains of others when POTUS visited.

This is their take away?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (I0GW5)

191 Sounds to me like she is trying to slap a little bit of sense into her caucus and base before 2020 comes around and someone promises the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

At this point, the Dems are walking around and speaking like the cult Unicorns in that video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

192 Yushidra, the Stella model.

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (OxIAR)

193 At 48, Melania blows the bell curve on this theory.

Yeah there are exceptions: Paulina Porizkova, etc But for the most part... yeah. I think its a diet and lifestyle thing, its terrible for your body to smoke and drink like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)

194

The problem is finding somebody with Michelle's unique . . .
proportions, who also has the jaw with the pronounced underbite and the
hostile scowl.


Also finding a baby's arm holding an apple.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)

195 Mitzi Hoag, Actress on 'The Facts of Life' and 'Here Come the Brides,' Dies at 86

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (QkjLD)

196 Crap even the addle old fart knows that the "Justus" wing of the Dems are actually tying to destroy the country.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

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That's cool with Nanzi Palsi. The Just Us wing is trying, successfully to destroy the democrat part. That will not stand.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (pw+jk)

197 153 Nanzi Pelosi has gone kamikaze.

PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Okay, I can see her playing fake-out with the no impeachment talk. But to blast universal healthcare?

Now you know it's war with the Young Turds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

198


Show me a photo of RBG holding today's NYT and we'll talk.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (S/hVx)

199 180 I seem to recall from Office Space that the price for two chicks is around a million dollars, and that is likely for rather plain looking ones, or at least the type who would double up on a guy like me.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (YslsA)

Hey Peter. Watch your cornhole, bud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (ycWCI)

200 If Pelosi is saying no to Medicare for all she's going to be deposed. Half of the announced Dem Presidential field is pitching that.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (O98j8)

201 Joy Behar needs a body double.
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Why, yes. Yes she does.

Posted by: Joy's Husband at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (jkP3M)

202 Anyone who promoted or still promotes the Felonia-body-double foolishness is just as bad.

Meh, not really. I would expect most celebrities or VIPs to have one available as a security measure. So the idea that they sent a body double out to pictured at a distance by the press isn't too far-fetched.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (wCmLp)

203 She tempering expectations and trying to protect the Democrats from red/purple districts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (L8CQp)
+++++++++++
She can try, but only if the party is going to be able to contain their press wing. The press is going full-retard on their communists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (I2dne)

204 BREAKING MADDOW NEWS : Has Trump mistakenly peed on the Melania body double thinking it was his wife? And what does this mean for out trade talks with China? We'll ask Jeff Flake in hour 4.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (4e+hS)

205 Or the JFK assassination or 9/11 Truthers or Vast Right Wing Conspiracies To Get At My Husband or the Moon landings or yadda yadda yadda

Conspiracy theories are tools designed to be used one way or the other by those in power to either destroy enemies or to dismiss anyone who gets too close to whatever malfeasance they are up to.

Posted by: wtp at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (WQfDg)

206 This is all mindgame propaganda. All of it. The "news" is not the news and most opinions you read and hear are similarly not real.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (AXiPC)

207 Disgusting.

The recovered bodies were barely cold and FEMA teams were still working to find the remains of others when POTUS visited.



This is their take away?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (I0GW5)


Well, to be fair, Alabamans are considered less than human to our elites.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

208 All women are vengeful.ALL.
Posted by: steevy



All women are bi.

It's your job to determine if they are polar or sexual.

Choose carefully.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (LHT0w)

209 I remember on Bollard Day that some commenters were saying it wasn't Hillary who appeared after Dr. Phat worked his magic. They said it was a double, even though she appeared up close and spoke to reporters

Except for how she didn't, and only showed up across the street to shake hands with a stunt girl. It was later that she talked to reporters, until then everyone was kept at a distance except the one little girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (39g3+)

210 Mitzi Hoag, Actress on 'The Facts of Life' and 'Here Come the Brides,' Dies at 86
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (QkjLD)

Never heard of her.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)

211 Trump drove the left over the sanity even horizon.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM (JUOKG)

Short drive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (bim/x)

212 197 Okay, I can see her playing fake-out with the no impeachment talk. But to blast universal healthcare?

Now you know it's war with the Young Turds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

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I think she's trying to protect Democrats from more moderate districts.

If it ignites the brewing civil war before the primaries, I'm all for it.

However, the far left will grouse loudly, but do nothing concrete until after a loss in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (L8CQp)

213 that sonny chick is the worst, and that's saying something.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (xc+81)

214 Why am I craving a sandwich

Posted by: Dog at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kCz3P)

215 There must really be a fight in the party right now if Pelosi is coming out against it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (wCmLp)

216 PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it? 30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"
__________________

Does that $30 Trillion figure include the cost of giving "free" Medicare coverage to the hundred million or so new "Americans" from south of the border who are going to be residing with us over the next decade or so, thanks to the Dims' open-border shit?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (fqUgw)

217 All women are vengeful.ALL.

All men are vengeful too. It's just a question of what triggers that revenge instinct, not who has it or doesn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)

218 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And the back yard. And the alley.

Posted by: Brian Stelter's body is already doubled at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (y3ZJC)

219 Wow! That sure looks like Elvis in the white pickup.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (uz/Pv)

220 Plane Turns Around After Mom Realizes She Left Baby At Airport

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Let he who hasn't done that cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)

221 203 She can try, but only if the party is going to be able to contain their press wing. The press is going full-retard on their communists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (I2dne)

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Too many times have I seen "I hate all of Congress...except my guy".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (L8CQp)

222 The problem is finding somebody with Michelle's unique . . . proportions, who also has the jaw with the pronounced underbite and the hostile scowl.
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My planet is full of them.

Posted by: Worf at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (U3Yhz)

223 How could they tell? The media refuses to cover anything Melania does. We aren't allowed to see what she wears. How could they possibly get any idea of what she looks like or how she behaves?

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (JKNZq)

224 9 I've heard they do threesomes, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, search engine expert

That was my first though. I mean why be a billionaire otherwise?
Posted by: imp at March 12, 2019 02:24 PM (w+Z9D)

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During sex, do you think Donald fantasizes about having sex with Melania?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (PPbDD)

225 the art of the conspiracy theory deal

people may not believe there is a double, but the real message that lie carries is "but Melania can't stand Trump".

So the background message gets carried by the conspiracy lie. People will be proud of themselves for rejecting the media conspiracy theory, while the "even Melania hates Trump" lie has been inserted in their brains.


One of their brainwasher PsyOp agents probably concocted this, and it was approved and inserted into TheNarrative.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (Cus5s)

226 Retread of The Stepford Wife?

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (BbGew)

227 CNN pundits all look alike to me. Body doubles or just one very stupid man?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (JgA4k)

228 PELOSI says 'Medicare for All' would be worse than
current policy, repeatedly asks how it'd be financed. "To convert to it?
30 trillion dollars. Now, how do you pay for that?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

+++++++++++

Either the Party has decided to rein in and if necessary destroy
their public communists, or she's cracking up under the strain of trying
to hold it together and is taking the calculated risk of trying to
eviscerate her loudest opponents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix





I think she's finally tired of listening to the children's table.



Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:25 PM

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I personally think she is trying to rein in the crazy side of the party in hopes of getting a somewhat moderate candidate out of the Primary next year that has a chance against Trump in the General.


The way it is going now, Trump is going to wipe the floor with whoever gets picked in the General.


Good luck with that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (JUOKG)

229 Plane Turns Around After Mom Realizes She Left Baby At Airport

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Let he who hasn't done that cast the first stone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Incoming!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (LHT0w)

230 She may have concluded that the internal fight within her party is the decisive battle and that the fight against Trump will have to be a holding action at best.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:26 PM (hLRSq)
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Risky move. You always purge your internal enemies during the power-consolidation phase. If she and the gangster wing feel existentially threatened by the Leninist and Maoist wing, though, I could see them moving early.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)

231
Except for how she didn't, and only showed up across the street to shake hands with a stunt girl. It was later that she talked to reporters, until then everyone was kept at a distance except the one little girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (39g3+)

The little girl--no offense to her personally--was a disgusting prop. And of course, it was the daughter of a staffer or something. The Security Detail wouldn't let even a little girl get that close.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (NFEMn)

232
BREAKING MADDOW NEWS : Has Trump mistakenly peed on the Melania body double thinking it was his wife? And what does this mean for out trade talks with China? We'll ask Jeff Flake in hour 4.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow


Maddow body double reports on Trump body double peeing on Melania body double.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (aKsyK)

233 Somebody on Twitter should definitely put a side by side pic of Behar and her blackface pic tagged with Behar's exact quote from the show about the Melania photo.

Or maybe with a "Does Joy Behar have a body double on The View?" headline.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (gCzjH)

234 Plane Turns Around After Mom Realizes She Left Baby At Airport

The airline at first said it wasn't an emergency, which I can kinda understand, because if you're so clueless you abandon your baby, how much of a crisis do you really figure it is?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)

235 I personally think she is trying to rein in the crazy side of the party in hopes of getting a somewhat moderate candidate out of the Primary next year that has a chance against Trump in the General.


The way it is going now, Trump is going to wipe the floor with whoever gets picked in the General.


Good luck with that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Could be why Tank Abrams tossed her hat into the ring.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (LHT0w)

236

If Trump can actually provide a Melania body double, I expect a boom market...

Two words: Fem. Bots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (HaL55)

237 Sidebar:

Caracas runs out of water.
If you didn't read "Atlas Shrugged" you can go to Venezuela and live the last chapter.
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Yep, told my daughter about the Venezuela and then gave her a quick background on the book and then the ending.
She had two comments:

1. That's crazy!
2. A woman wrote Atlas Shrugged?


Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (G0vdT)

238 I felt kind of cheated when I found out that Melanie Griffith used a body double in the movie Body Double for the nude scenes. I guess I should have seen that coming.

But, I saw a photo of her recently, and I'm not so bummed about it anymore.

Posted by: Orson at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (gVn0/)

239 Ana Navarro said it's "crazy, absurd, and also funny."

You know what else is crazy, absurd, and also funny, Ana?

Your wedding photos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

Her "wedding" night?

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The next morning, the maid was wondering why the bed was full of flour.

Posted by: Jolo at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (WrMOC)

240 >>Looks like she is wearing body Armour under the Pea-Coat


Oh, geez!

One can only imagine the crazies coming out of the woodwork as it's starting to look like no big Mueller report, no impeachment. Orangemanbad must be stopped!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

241 Risky move. You always purge your internal enemies during the power-consolidation phase. If she and the gangster wing feel existentially threatened by the Leninist and Maoist wing, though, I could see them moving early.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)

Hmmm, I'd have to believe that Nancy Pelosi was smarter than Robespierre and Trotsky... hmmm.

*magic 8 ball*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

242 Did you know if you goggle- Hillary handshake little girl. you do not get on picture of Hillary shaking hands a with a little girl.




LOL goggle edit the news much?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:32 PM (ymnmz)

243 So... #believeallwomen is not the same as
#believethewife?

Got it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2019 02:32 PM (0tfLf)

244 Word from the Street is that she's a Russian prostitute with a weak bladder, if you know what I mean, Comrade-ski!

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2019 02:32 PM (LuPts)

245 I felt kind of cheated when I found out that Melanie Griffith used a body double in the movie Body Double for the nude scenes

Kind of surprising given how ready she was to be naked in previous films. Guess she tired of it. SHe was like 16 in Night Moves I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:32 PM (39g3+)

246 Or maybe with a "Does Joy Behar have a body double on The View?" headline.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (gCzjH)


I can neither confirm nor deny any part time gigs I may have taken.

Posted by: Carrot Top at March 12, 2019 02:32 PM (xxAFD)

247 There must really be a fight in the party right now if Pelosi is coming out against it.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (wCmLp


They threatened her power and authority; of course there is a fight.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (hLRSq)

248 WASHINGTON - A key House investigator said Tuesday that Speaker Nancy Pelosi is "absolutely right" to hold back on impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump.

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff sided with Pelosi, who said Democrats shouldn't pursue impeachment unless there's overwhelming and bipartisan support for doing so. Her comments to The Washington Post riled some liberals, including new lawmakers who helped flip the chamber to Democratic control.

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (QkjLD)

249 >>The next morning, the maid was wondering why the bed was full of flour.


She threw them into the drier and took out a batch of sourdough biscuits.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (faNU0)

250 "Stay in your lane. I'm already developing a Lena Dunham Shrieking Feminazi Harpy-bot in anticipation of future Federal regulatory requirements for sexbots.

It won't put out, it won't shut up, and it contains a port in the back for scent cartridges that smell like bongwater and sebaceous fat-folds."

Star Trek, original series, "Mudd's Women".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (KogMz)

251 Is it true Melania was barefoot on the Abbey Road album cover?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (ABuva)

252 Looks like she is wearing body Armour under the Pea-Coat

I wouldn't be surprised if both of them aren't armored up. For crying out loud, Republicans are being literally shot and attacked in the streets, would an attack on the president be that unthinkable?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)

253 Yep, told my daughter about the Venezuela and then gave her a quick background on the book and then the ending.
She had two comments:

1. That's crazy!
2. A woman wrote Atlas Shrugged?


Posted by: WisRich


Duh. Wimmens be smart and shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (LHT0w)

254 Could be why Tank Abrams tossed her hat into the ring.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:31 PM (LHT0w)

At first glance I saw Abrams tossed her fat in the ring.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (JgA4k)

255 >>The little girl--no offense to her personally--was a disgusting prop. And of course, it was the daughter of a staffer or something. The Security Detail wouldn't let even a little girl get that close.


Hilary staff: She's dehydrated, and also, she has pneumonia.

Also Hillary staff: Look at her shaking hands with the lil' munchkin.

Typhoid Hillz!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (W+vEI)

256 247 There must really be a fight in the party right now if Pelosi is coming out against it.


Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2019 02:29 PM (wCmLp


They threatened her power and authority; of course there is a fight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (hLRSq)
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Yep.

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

257 They threatened her power and authority; of course there is a fight.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (hLRSq)

Don't forget, Nancy is Italian and she comes from a mobbed-up political family/machine.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (NFEMn)

258 253

Duh. Wimmens be smart and shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (LHT0w)

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Not sure if they can write a believable love story, if Ayn's the example.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (L8CQp)

259 The Security Detail wouldn't let even a little girl get that close.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:30 PM (NFEMn)

This is something else I have thought about in the age of Trump. Many presidents and spouses have the same protection and we always hear stories about them managing the president (thinking the story about the beginning of the day on 9/11 here.)

Then I think about Trump jumping out of the car and running over to shake the hands of firefighters. He probably gives the SS kittens on a fairly regular basis. And I am ok with that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

260 18 4 Joy Behar needs a body double.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2019 01:59


Any dairy farm has cud chewing females with big tits

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM



And just like that we're back to boobs.
Gawd I love this place!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (0tfLf)

261 I swear to goodness I cannot summon that picture of Hillary shaking hands with that little girl after the bollard plant from anywhere on the web.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:35 PM (ymnmz)

262 Breaking911 @Breaking911
8m
JUST IN: Michael Avenatti says he is no longer representing Stormy Daniels

Posted by: AOCD at March 12, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)

263
Joy Behar is a double-WIDE.

Mostly the mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:35 PM (zBaqJ)

264 So on this body double thing, does this mean the real Melania is available? I have some spare time for her is what I am saying. Or is she dead and replaced, like Paul McCartney?

The version on Twitter was "dead and replaced", specifically that PDT beat her to death (the libs *really* cherish that "detail").

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2019 02:36 PM (ZGrMX)

265 251 Is it true Melania was barefoot on the Abbey Road album cover?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (ABuva)

Melania's a double

Pounce her pounce her

Posted by: Trump speech played backward at March 12, 2019 02:36 PM (RD7QR)

266 JUST IN: Michael Avenatti says he is no longer representing Stormy Daniels
Posted by: AOCD at March 12, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)
++++++++++++++
Is he representing himself instead? Please let it be so!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:36 PM (I2dne)

267 Wilford Brimley does body double work for Joy Behar

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2019 02:36 PM (M+Lyo)

268 She can try, but only if the party is going to be able to contain their press wing. The press is going full-retard on their communists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (I2dne)

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My take: I believe the DNC/donor class are as well.

I think they've decided that Trump is probably a walkover in 2020, and that it's time to seize party power instead of fighting Trump.

They see the Maoists as the future of the Party.

And Nancy and Chuck and Steny, et. al. are fighting it, but the old gangsters are being put out to pasture. It's like Gotti coming for Castellano.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

269 I think female body doubles should have 4 boobs, there, I said it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (4e+hS)

270 " sebaceous fat-folds" Word power!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

271

The CIA invented crack

A lone communist didn't shoot JFK

AIDS was a plot by Reagan

Bush did 9/11



Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (AXiPC)

272 Joy Behar is a body double, just only has 1 head

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (BbGew)

273 I think female body doubles should have 4 boobs, there, I said it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (4e+hS)
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Wrong. Six boobs.

Posted by: The three-titted chick from Total Recall at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (I2dne)

274 They wish they could find someone with Melania's body

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (AXiPC)

275 House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff sided with Pelosi,Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:33 PM (QkjLD)
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Gerald Nadler same-same.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (hjaPQ)

276 Were the hags on The View even aware that PDT and Melania were in Alabama to comfort the families of 23 dead tornado victims?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)
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Deflection, like the time Kelly Anne Conway had her feet on the couch. No one remembers what else was happening at the time do they?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (Xvo1a)

277 UK Daily Mail - Hillary on 9/11 hugging girl

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4pn44lw

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

278 Wow the democrats in the House are at each others throat. Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry and he is daring her to try and stop him.


This is gonna be good!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (JUOKG)

279 268 My take: I believe the DNC/donor class are as well.

I think they've decided that Trump is probably a walkover in 2020, and that it's time to seize party power instead of fighting Trump.

They see the Maoists as the future of the Party.

And Nancy and Chuck and Steny, et. al. are fighting it, but the old gangsters are being put out to pasture. It's like Gotti coming for Castellano.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

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If they were fighting these upstarts, they'd at least strip them of their committee assignments.

I think Pelosi's still trying to play nice and balance the caucus in the House. And yes, crapping on universal healthcare as unrealistic is Pelosi being nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (L8CQp)

280 At first glance I saw Abrams tossed her fat in the ring.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (JgA4k)

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Better be a big ring - she's got enough to plug a reservoir spillway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (AzW6q)

281 Do all the Michelle Obama's have their own strap-on or do they share it?

Posted by: DaveA at March 12, 2019 02:39 PM (FhXTo)

282 I think Hillary is far too egotistic to have a body double. Someone might be getting attention she's supposed to get??? No way.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2019 02:39 PM (AB9tT)

283 267
Wilford Brimley does body double work for Joy Behar

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2019 02:36 PM (M+Lyo)



She's full of quaker oats and diabeetus.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley's Arcane Reference Challenge at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (ymnmz)

284 I think they've decided that Trump is probably a walkover in 2020, and that it's time to seize party power instead of fighting Trump.

They see the Maoists as the future of the Party.

And Nancy and Chuck and Steny, et. al. are fighting it, but the old gangsters are being put out to pasture. It's like Gotti coming for Castellano.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
Could be. I don't have that much faith in a walkover outcome, but watching the press carefully will give some indicators as we pull closer to the main event. If they stop with wall-to-wall OrangeManBad coverage and change it to just periodic OrangeManBad coverage, you're right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

285 Would a shart be worse than a seizure for the election? And would it be worth 7 Trump tweets or 8?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (KazWI)

286 "I seem to recall from Office Space that the price for two chicks is around a million dollars, and that is likely for rather plain looking ones, or at least the type who would double up on a guy like me."

For that much you could probably book the entire Chicken Ranch for a week, with all the girls at your call.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (KogMz)

287 Not sure if they can write a believable love story, if Ayn's the example.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:34 PM (L8CQp)
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She's definitely the exception, not the rule. Man, that book was a slog to read. I remember skipping ahead twenty or thirty pages in one section just to get through some of the monologuing.

She need an editor in the worst way. My daughter looked to getting the audio book. She passed when she found out it was FIFTY TWO HOURS LONG!

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (G0vdT)

288 Okay, I can see her playing fake-out with the no impeachment talk. But to blast universal healthcare?

Now you know it's war with the Young Turds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

She knows the zealots are going to blow up everything she ever worked for, by reaching for too much too fast.

Pelosi is a lot closer to sanity than AOC and the Sandersnistas. She knows that they can't win, but believes that her way might, and throwing away power for ideology goes against every fiber of her being.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (J+mig)

289 278 Wow the democrats in the House are at each others throat. Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry and he is daring her to try and stop him.


This is gonna be good!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (JUOKG)

The Speaker controls what goes to the floor. If she doesn't schedule it, no vote will occur. It's a good way to quietly make embarrassing votes go away.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

290 She's full of quaker oats and diabeetus.
Posted by: Wilford Brimley's Arcane Reference Challenge at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (ymnmz)
+++++++++
That poor horse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

291 Joy Behar is a double-WIDE.

Mostly the mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:35 PM (zBaqJ)

In her first attempt at celebrity Hood she auditioned for a porn flick but she didn't make the couch cut. All the orifices we're too loose

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (uSoVh)

292 OK. I'll play ball.

Let's say it *IS* a body double of Melania....

Could you freakin' blame her?!?! This barbaric leftist scum is trying to make her life a living hell, and Trump can't just pull an Obama and go everywhere without his "wife", because then the story would be, "OMG where is the First Lady has Trump been abusing her in secret whaharaARRGHGHHGRBLLR!!!!".

My verdict:

It's an untruth. And even if true, it's an un-story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (AURKQ)

293 May is going down like a hooker at the super bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (bim/x)

294 Remember "Hillary" coming out to wave on 9/11/16? It's all projection.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (AXiPC)

295 I think they've decided that Trump is probably a walkover in 2020, and that it's time to seize party power instead of fighting Trump.

They see the Maoists as the future of the Party.

And Nancy and Chuck and Steny, et. al. are fighting it, but the old gangsters are being put out to pasture. It's like Gotti coming for Castellano.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

I hope you're right that they think Trump is re-elected in a walk, but AOC is from a progressive and Latin district in NYC. She's not the "future" except in the sense than someone has decided to make her the face of the Democrat Party. But she's still only a congressman, one of 435.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (NFEMn)

296 She need an editor in the worst way. My daughter looked to getting the audio book. She passed when she found out it was FIFTY TWO HOURS LONG!

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (G0vdT)
++++++++++++
I have it. You might want to keep that fast-forward button handy, but the narrator is *excellent.* He's a joy to listen to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

297 A divided federal appeals court on Tuesday upheld the constitutionality of an Ohio law that blocks state funding for Planned Parenthood, reversing its own prior ruling and handing a victory to anti-abortion advocates.

In an 11-6 vote, the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati rejected the argument by Planned Parenthood affiliates that the funding ban, which also covered non-abortion services, violated their due process rights.

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (QkjLD)

298 279: except, donkey chompers is no gotti. nancy is well versed in the ways of the mafiosi. aoc, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

299 286 "I seem to recall from Office Space that the price for two chicks is around a million dollars, and that is likely for rather plain looking ones, or at least the type who would double up on a guy like me."

For that much you could probably book the entire Chicken Ranch for a week, with all the girls at your call.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (KogMz)

F*ckin' A.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

300 If the left wants this conspiracy theory to be taken seriously they need to prove RBG is alive and explain that scar on Obama's head.
It would also be good if they could explain why they media consistently shrieks about the same thing at the same time.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (JgA4k)

301 291 Joy Behar is a double-WIDE.

Mostly the mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:35 PM (zBaqJ)

In her first attempt at celebrity Hood she auditioned for a porn flick but she didn't make the couch cut. All the orifices we're too loose
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM (uSoVh)


Not enough vinegar or laser power for her to ever do "the tighten-up."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (zBaqJ)

302 "House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff sided with Pelosi, who said Democrats shouldn't pursue impeachment unless there's overwhelming and bipartisan support for doing so."


He fell back in line pretty darn fast, didn't he?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

303 297 A divided federal appeals court on Tuesday upheld the constitutionality of an Ohio law that blocks state funding for Planned Parenthood, reversing its own prior ruling and handing a victory to anti-abortion advocates.

In an 11-6 vote, the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati rejected the argument by Planned Parenthood affiliates that the funding ban, which also covered non-abortion services, violated their due process rights.
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (QkjLD)

=========

11-6 is certainly divided, but not particularly close.

This feels like good news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (L8CQp)

304 I think female body doubles should have 4 boobs, there, I said it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (4e+hS)

++++++++++

Wrong. Six boobs.

Posted by: The three-titted chick from Total Recall at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (I2dne)


When you have that many they're normally called udders.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (xxAFD)

305 204
BREAKING MADDOW NEWS : Has Trump mistakenly peed on the Melania body
double thinking it was his wife? And what does this mean for out trade
talks with China? We'll ask Jeff Flake in hour 4.


Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2019 02:28 PM (4e+hS)

+++
OMG. LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (Kcf2u)

306 I hope you're right that they think Trump is re-elected in a walk, but AOC is from a progressive and Latin district in NYC. She's not the "future" except in the sense than someone has decided to make her the face of the Democrat Party. But she's still only a congressman, one of 435.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (NFEMn)
+++++++++++
She herself may not be the future, but her ideology is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (I2dne)

307 Listen to her talk backwards and she says "I buried Paul."

QED
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Play the Congressional Record backward!

Posted by: The phone police at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (6rX0K)

308 I heard an interesting talk by Liberation Trilogy author Rick Atkinson on CSPAN discussing some of the facts and figures on WWII. He said that, adjusted for inflation, WWII cost us about $3 trillion. The Donks want to spend $96 trillion on the green new deal and $30 trillion on free healthcare so roughly 42 WWIIs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)

309 277
UK Daily Mail - Hillary on 9/11 hugging girl



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4pn44lw

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)


She looks like super grand daddy of all hangovers in those pics; and yeah, now I see why she wears the Mao coats. She was quite the dumpling while running for Preezy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

310 Cannot believe someone would be stoic at a memorial site.

Doesnt Melania know you're supposed to sneer and throw a flower at it like you're tossing stinky garbage onto a landfill a la Bambi at a pre-election 9/11 ceremony?

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (AXiPC)

311 Plastic turkey!!!!!


/ old school lefty conspiracy ref

Posted by: brak at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (p96cA)

312 There is TWO of her? Awesome.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (v0R5T)

313 Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry
___________________

If "bigotry" is an impeachable offense now, then why wasn't Barky impeached for his "typical white woman" slur against his granny?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (fqUgw)

314 293 May is going down like a hooker at the super bowl
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (bim/x)

We've seen this movie before. Only a no-confidence vote will do the job and it ain't happening.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

315 16 3 Melania body double?? Nobody ever talked about a Mooch body double!"

Honestly, I always suspected Richard Sherman of filling in for her role a few times. Or maybe Danny Treviathan, he was right there in Chicago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)


I say again: it was Lawrence Taylor, in drag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 02:44 PM (oRUl9)

316 Only a no-confidence vote will do the job and it ain't happening.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

It might after this vote

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2019 02:44 PM (bim/x)

317 306 I hope you're right that they think Trump is re-elected in a walk, but AOC is from a progressive and Latin district in NYC. She's not the "future" except in the sense than someone has decided to make her the face of the Democrat Party. But she's still only a congressman, one of 435.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (NFEMn)
+++++++++++
She herself may not be the future, but her ideology is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (I2dne)

==========

Her ideology is being propped up by a media that largely comes from the same circles (definitely the same kinds of circles) that AOC comes from. Whether that actually plays across a large enough swath of the country to move the entire Democratic Party appreciably in that direction is another question.

If Biden wins the nomination (which he will), then I'm going to argue that no, AOC's ideology isn't necessarily the future of the party. Maybe in a "eventually in a generation or two", but not in any practical middle term sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (L8CQp)

318 handing a victory to anti-abortion advocates.
---------

That would be pro-life and anti-infanticide, AP.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (AXiPC)

319 In an 11-6 vote, the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati rejected the argument by Planned Parenthood affiliates that the funding ban, which also covered non-abortion services, violated their due process rights.
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (QkjLD)
++++++++++
You do not have a *right* to the money other people produce. You may receive it as charity or subsidy or whatever else but you never have it by *right.* Never. PP does not have a *right* to taxpayer money - due process arguments or otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

320 except, donkey chompers is no gotti. nancy is well versed in the ways of the mafiosi. aoc, not so much.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM

******

Yeah, I think "Going to the Mattresses" has a hole different meaning for AOC.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (0tfLf)

321 313; democrats can't be bigots. it's in the constitution or something. article 54, i think.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (KP5rU)

322 Wow the democrats in the House are at each others
throat. Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says
he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry
and he is daring her to try and stop him.





This is gonna be good!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:38 PM (JUOKG)



The Speaker controls what goes to the floor. If she doesn't schedule
it, no vote will occur. It's a good way to quietly make embarrassing
votes go away.


Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2019 02:40 PM

He is going to offer articles of impeachment as a privileged resolution. That will force pelosi to hold a vote on it to table it or send it to a floor vote.


She is going to need almost every democrat in the House to back her to table it from the article I am reading.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (JUOKG)

323
Bush did 9/11

--------

Hah!

If Bush did 9/11, no one would have known about it and 9/11 would only have significance in Chile.

Posted by: Undocumented at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (uz/Pv)

324 253 Yep, told my daughter about the Venezuela and then gave her a quick background on the book and then the ending.
She had two comments:
1. That's crazy!
2. A woman wrote Atlas Shrugged?
Posted by: WisRich

Even Ayn Rand didn't explore the full consequences of such a breakdown. (of course she was interested mainly in the politics of it)

I was trying to think of something analogous, and I thought of an event in Rome after the fall of the Empire, during the 6th century Gothic Wars. The City was still a Big Deal up until then - but one of the campaigning armies (it kept changing sides) cut all of the Aqueducts to drive their enemies out. Rome went from being a city of over a million to a city of only 25,000, and didn't fully recover for over 1,000 years.

That is the level of destruction about to be unleashed on Caracas, over the next few months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (Kpl3J)

325 I think female body doubles should have 4 boobs, there, I said it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (4e+hS)
........

As long as two of them aren't on her back.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (v0R5T)

326 Yeah, that makes sense. Donald Trump who has demonstrated no tendencies toward violence in his entire life, beat his wife to death and replaced her with a double. Sure.

He fell back in line pretty darn fast, didn't he?

People don't always look like what they are, but one look at Schiff and you know he's a cringing pathetic wretch who will say or do anything at all to protect himself and get ahead, as long as there's no personal risk.

https://youtu.be/g3dl32LaOls?t=176

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (39g3+)

327 7 Can you imagine being around Melania AND a body double of Melania?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2019 02:00 PM (TQyCa)

yes. Yes I can imagine that.

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (7HtZB)

328 BREAKING NEWS: The Sun will burn out another 5 billion years. We must stop driving combustion engine vehicles on the Sun and eliminate Cows from the surface of the sun. It for the children of the Sun (Sol)

Thank You,
AOC
Rocket Scientist, Speaker of the US House of Representatives and Part time Nuclear Physicist

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (qM84C)

329 300
If the left wants this conspiracy theory to be taken seriously they need
to prove RBG is alive and explain that scar on Obama's head.

It would also be good if they could explain why they media consistently shrieks about the same thing at the same time.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (JgA4k)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE RBG IS ACTUALLY DEAD OR HANGING ON A POST IN A CORNFIELD SO THEY CAN'T FIND A BODY DOUBLE.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisnbebergler at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (ymnmz)

330 I hope you're right that they think Trump is re-elected in a walk, but AOC is from a progressive and Latin district in NYC. She's not the "future" except in the sense than someone has decided to make her the face of the Democrat Party. But she's still only a congressman, one of 435.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:41 PM (NFEMn)

--------

I think AOC, Tlaib, Omar, Pressley, and Beto were a test-run. I expect now that they've delivered on the proof-of-concept, the donors and the DNC will line up behind DFA, Justice Democrats, etc. and run a metric fuckton of young Maoists over the next couple of cycles. In primaries, too.

I don't think they care if it costs them some districts here and there, either. It's just about getting control of the Democrat Party, breaking the hold of the Uniparty gerontocracy, and biding their time til they can win another cycle.

Which'll be the last time they have to worry about that nonsense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (AzW6q)

331 "House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff sided with Pelosi, who said Democrats shouldn't pursue impeachment unless there's overwhelming and bipartisan support for doing so."


He fell back in line pretty darn fast, didn't he?
Posted by: Mikey NTH


I'd bet good money Pelosi knows where the skeletons are buried, WITH evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (LHT0w)

332 325 I think female body doubles should have 4 boobs, there, I said it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2019 02:37 PM (4e+hS)
........

As long as two of them aren't on her back.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (v0R5T)

Not even for slow dancing?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (7HtZB)

333 And of course, there's the evergreen comeback to the "body double" conspiracy:

"Yeah, well at least she hasn't got a dick."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (AURKQ)

334 313 Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry
___________________

I didn't know Trump was a bigotrist.

I guess that would explain the multiple Melanias.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (gCzjH)

335 She herself may not be the future, but her ideology is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (I2dne)

I fear you're right and that's fucked up. I do think that short-term, this is good for Trump/Republicans.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (NFEMn)

336 Funny, her pant cuffs when she lost her shoe and the reappearance are different.

*tin foil hat off*

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (9L2du)

337 Everyone knows Melania has been cloned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (2LelM)

338 Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry
___________________

What 'bigotry?"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (NFEMn)

339 297 A divided federal appeals court on Tuesday upheld the constitutionality of an Ohio law that blocks state funding for Planned Parenthood, reversing its own prior ruling and handing a victory to anti-abortion advocates.

In an 11-6 vote, the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati rejected the argument by Planned Parenthood affiliates that the funding ban, which also covered non-abortion services, violated their due process rights.
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (QkjLD)


Divided? WTF? How many appelate court decisions are unanimous? Practically none.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (oRUl9)

340 331 I'd bet good money Pelosi knows where the skeletons are buried, WITH evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (LHT0w)


Does she go after, or allow the going after of, Saikat Chakrabarti and Cenk Uygur?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (zBaqJ)

341 The shart heard 'round the world.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KazWI)

342 Her ideology is being propped up by a media that largely comes from the same circles (definitely the same kinds of circles) that AOC comes from. Whether that actually plays across a large enough swath of the country to move the entire Democratic Party appreciably in that direction is another question.

If Biden wins the nomination (which he will), then I'm going to argue that no, AOC's ideology isn't necessarily the future of the party. Maybe in a "eventually in a generation or two", but not in any practical middle term sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (L8CQp)
+++++++++
Here, I disagree with you. I made a similar point on a prior thread. I fear the Biden nom because he will appeal the suburban liberal set who will vote for him because they think he's not a communist. He might not be. But he will be in held in thrall by his party. If he wins, he's an empty suit who does what the party wants. It will be a statement on the party's willingness to pick a milquetoast candidate to front their real motives, not a statement on their motives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

343 Rep green (D-Texas) give a big fvck you to nancy pelosi and says he is going to introduce articles of impeachment for Trump's bigotry


******

Anyone who thinks PDT is a bigot is an idiot. Spent a few days at his golf course in Sterling VA. It is a major facility with golf, swimming, tennis and club facilities. I think the only white guys working there full time were the tennis pro and golf pro.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (0tfLf)

344 Just watched the video of Hillary at the 9/11 memorial again. Not the dwarf tossing, before that. It still looks to me like one of her associates is giving her a "how many fingers am I holding up" exam.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (ju9gW)

345 ITS FUNNY CAUSE EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE RBG IS ACTUALLY DEAD OR HANGING ON A POST IN A CORNFIELD SO THEY CAN'T FIND A BODY DOUBLE.
======
Heh. Now that you pointed it out, it IS funny.

Posted by: Pittsburgh closes at 9:00pm on weekdays at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (N0a5A)

346 I think Hillary is far too egotistic to have a body double. Someone might be getting attention she's supposed to get??? No way.Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2019 02:39 PM (AB9tT)

Counter: All great dictators have body doubles.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (AXiPC)

347 told my daughter about the Venezuela

-
Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse in Venezuela . . .

Desperate Venezuelans Swarm Sewage Drains In Search Of Water

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

348 What 'bigotry?"

And which one is bigotry, a high crime or a misdemeanor?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (39g3+)

349 346
Counter: All great dictators have body doubles.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (AXiPC)


"Casino Royale" the Woody Allen version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (zBaqJ)

350 He fell back in line pretty darn fast, didn't he?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 12, 2019 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

Nan probably threatened to wring his little floppy pencil neck

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)

351 When did bigotry become a high crime or misdemeanor?

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (xqdqQ)

352 Biden will run as Trump Lite and lose. People want the Real McCoy.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (AXiPC)

353 He is going to offer articles of impeachment as a privileged resolution. That will force pelosi to hold a vote on it to table it or send it to a floor vote.

She is going to need almost every democrat in the House to back her to table it from the article I am reading.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2019 02:45 PM (JUOKG)

------------------------

One has to assume she will get some help from Rs here, would she not?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (ffYR/)

354 What 'bigotry?"
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (NFEMn)

Rep Green think it's Bigotry to denounce the "Green New Deal"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (AllCR)

355 Will Maduro be the third for the Luke Perry, Jan Michael Vincent trio?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (2LelM)

356 Hillary had a body double, but the Hippo died some years ago.

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (qM84C)

357 I did the Atlas Shrugged audio book, the one read by Scott Brick. It took about six months. It's worth it to see how it's basically happening now in real life, but I probably couldn't do it again.

What's funny is Scott Brick also does a lot of Sci-Fi so for a while Asimov's Foundation just sounded like Atlas.

Posted by: StefanH at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (v841j)

358 Oh, gosh, I haven't heard mumbly peg in forever. sp?

Posted by: Infidel at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (9L2du)

359 342 Here, I disagree with you. I made a similar point on a prior thread. I fear the Biden nom because he will appeal the suburban liberal set who will vote for him because they think he's not a communist. He might not be. But he will be in held in thrall by his party. If he wins, he's an empty suit who does what the party wants. It will be a statement on the party's willingness to pick a milquetoast candidate to front their real motives, not a statement on their motives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

===========

I make no prediction on what kind of president Biden would be.

I just know that the loud section of the Democratic Party is far from the largest and that there are still very large numbers of white, cultural Democrats across the midwest who want likability and electability over progressive bonafides.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (L8CQp)

360 311
Plastic turkey!!!!!


/ old school lefty conspiracy ref


Posted by: brak at March 12, 2019 02:43 PM (p96cA)


Need to start photo shopping plastic turkeys holding plates of "Mrs Clinton's Chocolate Cookies" in over Melania to drive the point home.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)

361 I think Hillary is far too egotistic to have a body double. Someone might be getting attention she's supposed to get??? No way.

While I agree with your analysis of Hillary, the body double does non-speaking stuff. The Hillary that drives by in a car. The Hillary that waves to a crowd, that kind of thing. Good for showing up and smiling but not making speeches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)

362 What 'bigotry?"
________________

He tried to limit immigration from certain muzzie nations, and he put kids in cages at the border.

Of course, so did I, but we all know that it's not "bigotry" when I do it!

Posted by: Barky Obama at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (fqUgw)

363 Not even for slow dancing?

Posted by: josephistan at March 12, 2019 02:46 PM (7HtZB)
........

I didn't really think that through, did I?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 02:51 PM (v0R5T)

364
Anyone who thinks PDT is a bigot is an idiot. Spent a few days at his golf course in Sterling VA. It is a major facility with golf, swimming, tennis and club facilities. I think the only white guys working there full time were the tennis pro and golf pro.
Posted by: Diogenes at Marc
h 12, 2019 02:48 PM (0tfLf)

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The pros are all white and the peons are of color? Racist and bigoted!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 12, 2019 02:51 PM (uz/Pv)

365 Well, going under the theory that the left accuses others of what it does, pretty sure now that the theory that Hillary has a double (or two) is now probably true.

Posted by: Time for Arrests at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (xGbzc)

366 Counter: All great dictators have body doubles.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (AXiPC)
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Counter counter: HCWNBPOTUS.

She may THINK she's a dictator, but she's not and never will be.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (f/bqp)

367 If Abrams wants a body-double, she's got the wherewithal to do it through mitosis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

368 While I agree with your analysis of Hillary, the body double does non-speaking stuff. The Hillary that drives by in a car. The Hillary that waves to a crowd, that kind of thing. Good for showing up and smiling but not making speeches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)

Maybe she has an accent double.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (JgA4k)

369 and he put kids in cages at the border.

Except he didn't he put them in basically summer camp housing with games and toys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)

370 say wha????

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (Pg+x7)

371
Too many times have I seen "I hate all of Congress...except my guy".


Not me. Out with every last one of 'em. Reboot with term limits, twelve years total in each house of Congress and no pension. No restriction on what they can do afterward, so let others pick up their pension for 'em if that's what floats their individual boats.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

372 I think Hillary is far too egotistic to have a body double. Someone might be getting attention she's supposed to get??? No way.Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2019 02:39 PM (AB9tT)

A more practical problem: how would you recruit a Hillary body double?

"Hey, your body looks just like Hillary's!"

SLAP.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (oRUl9)

373 Of course, so did I, but we all know that it's not "bigotry"
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Bigotry is a crime now is it?

Posted by: Zombie Archie Bunker at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (PHzkX)

374 341
The shart heard 'round the world.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KazWI)


Do you ever really hear a shart?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)

375 One has to assume she will get some help from Rs here, would she not?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (ffYR/)


If it's a vote on whether to bring the articles of impeachment to the floor for a vote, then the Rs should vote yes. You can always vote against the impeachment itself, but bringing the issue to a vote puts the Ds in a bad position.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (wCmLp)

376 When did bigotry become a high crime or misdemeanor?
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (xqdqQ)

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Impeachment is political, not legal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (ffYR/)

377 I just know that the loud section of the Democratic Party is far from the largest and that there are still very large numbers of white, cultural Democrats across the midwest who want likability and electability over progressive bonafides.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (L8CQp)
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Absolutely. This is why I fear a Biden nomination. And they aren't the largest, but the machinators seem to be moving in their favor. Their going through a sea change on the Dem side. The bet becomes, I think, on what Biden is in this case. Is he a stalwart old-line gangster who will keep the communists at bay, or is he a tool who will front their agenda?

I want neither side of that bet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

378
She may THINK she's a dictator, but she's not and never will be.
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You have to have a dick to be dictator. At best she would be a vagitator.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (2LelM)

379 Yeah, Trump's the crazy one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (B+qrE)

380 Everyone knows Melania has been cloned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (2LelM)
........

I hope they are for sale.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)

381 Dang.

I want to be happy that socialism is failing in Venezuela, but there are a bunch of little kids there that really didn't decide what kind of sh*thole they would live in.

I hope it at least rains enough there to make sure people don't die of thirst.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (gCzjH)

382
Do you ever really hear a shart?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)

You haven't had babies, have you?

Posted by: StefanH at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (v841j)

383 371
Too many times have I seen "I hate all of Congress...except my guy".

Not me. Out with every last one of 'em. Reboot with term limits, twelve years total in each house of Congress and no pension. No restriction on what they can do afterward, so let others pick up their pension for 'em if that's what floats their individual boats.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

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We're different from the rest of America. We're part of about 5-10% of the country that spends way too much time arguing politics with strangers.

The rest of the country? The rest of the voters?

"Congress is just the worst, but that name on the ballot is familiar, so I'm gonna mark that one."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (L8CQp)

384 Dictatrix?

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (f/bqp)

385 Well, going under the theory that the left accuses others of what it does, pretty sure now that the theory that Hillary has a double (or two) is now probably true.
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Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

Posted by: the prize committee at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (vcG65)

386 377 Absolutely. This is why I fear a Biden nomination. And they aren't the largest, but the machinators seem to be moving in their favor. Their going through a sea change on the Dem side. The bet becomes, I think, on what Biden is in this case. Is he a stalwart old-line gangster who will keep the communists at bay, or is he a tool who will front their agenda?

I want neither side of that bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

Rush seems to think that that Butt-Gauge guy is the one to worry about.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

387 Impeachment is political, not legal.

Well the implementation is political, but the act its self as laid out in the constitution is legal and does require specific legal requirements. Bigotry does not come remotely close no matter how you spin it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)

388 347 told my daughter about the Venezuela
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Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse in Venezuela . . .

Desperate Venezuelans Swarm Sewage Drains In Search Of Water"

I saw this - in fact, expected it well before I saw the story, because when there is no water that what's all men and beasts will do. Just like they'll drink salt water if they're stuck out on the ocean, even though that will kill them. (From Blackadder - "I'll die before I'd drink my own Urine!!" "Oh, that's only wishful thinking!!!!")

but besides being disgusting, the worst part of this is that it guarantees cholera epidemics will be sweeping through Caracas in coming months. Cholera is a very predictable disease - keep sewage out of your drinking water, and you won't get it. Mix your drinking water and your sewage together and you will.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)

389 Abrams body double is Mr. Creosote from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" ......

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (qM84C)

390 Joe Biden has never actually been popular with the Democrats. His runs for President have been big old womp womps.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (9VeU0)

391 Did I tell you I ran into a dwarf this past weekend?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (2LelM)

392 377 Absolutely. This is why I fear a Biden nomination. And they aren't the largest, but the machinators seem to be moving in their favor. Their going through a sea change on the Dem side. The bet becomes, I think, on what Biden is in this case. Is he a stalwart old-line gangster who will keep the communists at bay, or is he a tool who will front their agenda?

I want neither side of that bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

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I'd rather they nominate the reanimated corpse of Karl Marx.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (L8CQp)

393 "374
341

The shart heard 'round the world.



Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KazWI)


Do you ever really hear a shart?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)"
...
If you have to ask, you've lived a charmed life.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (eAshZ)

394 All great dictators have body doubles.

How'd that work out for Hitler?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (bim/x)

395 Instead of a nice, somber article memorializing the victims of the tornado they dive right into the sewer with this shit? Just when I think these loons can't go any lower...

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

396 382

Do you ever really hear a shart?




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)

You haven't had babies, have you?


Posted by: StefanH at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (v841j)

That's more of a colon blow.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (ymnmz)

397 OK... So the new lefty conspiracy theory is that AG Barr is not going to publish Mueller's report.. probably correct..

But Adam Shiff-for-brains wants to subpoena Mueller so he and his leftard buddies can grill Mueller about charges that DID NOT GO FORWARD!

http://tinyurl.com/y3npklba

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (so+oy)

398 I make no prediction on what kind of president Biden would be.

I just know that the loud section of the Democratic Party is far from the largest and that there are still very large numbers of white, cultural Democrats across the midwest who want likability and electability over progressive bonafides.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (L8CQp)

Michael Goodwin, the usually astute NY Post columnist has predicted that Biden WON'T run. He thinks Biden and his people have realized that AOC and socialism are the future of the Democrat Party and they'll never let him win the nomination.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (NFEMn)

399 Biden will flame out on the national stage, as he always has in the past. He does not have "it." Only way he get the nom, is if there is no one else that can raise money down ticket. He simply does not play nationally.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (wGbBR)

400 Everyone knows Melania has been cloned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:47 PM (2LelM)
........

I hope they are for sale.
Posted by: wth


Let me introduce you to capitalism.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (LHT0w)

401 387 Impeachment is political, not legal.

Well the implementation is political, but the act its self as laid out in the constitution is legal and does require specific legal requirements. Bigotry does not come remotely close no matter how you spin it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)

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What is the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" that Congress must follow when bringing up impeachment?

Where is that definition in the Constitution?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (L8CQp)

402 Who would have figured that about 20% of the comments on this post would have been requests for a Melania double?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (9VeU0)

403 While I agree with your analysis of Hillary, the body double does non-speaking stuff. The Hillary that drives by in a car. The Hillary that waves to a crowd, that kind of thing. Good for showing up and smiling but not making speeches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)


Like this clip from First Family?

https://youtu.be/pesoKgtK5H4

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (oRUl9)

404 Rush seems to think that that Butt-Gauge guy is the one to worry about.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

Butt-Gauge? Like ear-gauges? Eww.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (t6MX/)

405 390 Joe Biden has never actually been popular with the Democrats. His runs for President have been big old womp womps.
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (9VeU0)

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Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)

406 Joe Biden has never actually been popular with the Democrats. His runs for President have been big old womp womps.

Yeah I'd say he has zero shot except there are so many people running now that he could squeak through with his usual single digits and get a win by plurality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (39g3+)

407 Romney vs. Biden vs. Mcmuffin in 2024!

Posted by: Undocumented at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (uz/Pv)

408 Did I tell you I ran into a dwarf this past weekend?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (2LelM)

Did you know right away only notice the damage later?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (ju9gW)

409 All great dictators have body doubles.

How'd that work out for Hitler?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


The one in Germany or the one in Argentina?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (LHT0w)

410 398
Michael Goodwin, the usually astute NY Post columnist has predicted that Biden WON'T run. He thinks Biden and his people have realized that AOC and socialism are the future of the Democrat Party and they'll never let him win the nomination.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (NFEMn)

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Newest anonymous tip is that he's made the decision to run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (L8CQp)

411 Dictatrix?

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Dicklesstater.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

412 405
390 Joe Biden has never actually been popular with the Democrats. His runs for President have been big old womp womps.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:54 PM (9VeU0)



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Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)


Eight years of dementia?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)

413 Instead of a nice, somber article memorializing the victims of the tornado they dive right into the sewer with this shit? Just when I think these loons can't go any lower...
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there is no bottom

it can always get worse

see for example Venezuela

Posted by: life comes at you fast at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (vcG65)

414 Did I tell you I ran into a dwarf this past weekend?

Posted by: Puddin Head



Let me guess, it wasn't Happy was it?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (LHT0w)

415 352 Biden will run as Trump Lite and lose. People want the Real McCoy.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (AXiPC)
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Biden can get pretty swarmy. He doesn't mind getting in the mud and fight dirty.

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (G0vdT)

416 382 Do you ever really hear a shart?
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You don't hear the one that kills you, that's for sure.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (hjaPQ)

417

Does she go after, or allow the going after of, Saikat Chakrabarti and Cenk Uygur?

IMHO, that would depend upon whose camp is really in bed with the anti-Christ George Soros' kids, Pelosi or the Young Turds.

My money is on the YT's. Pelosi's not going to be around forever.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (HaL55)

418 Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)


Yeah, he was VP because Obama picked him.

And he got older.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (9VeU0)

419 412 Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)


Eight years of dementia?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)

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That, and him being VP to a very popular president (in Democratic circles).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (L8CQp)

420 I'd rather they nominate the reanimated corpse of Karl Marx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (L8CQp)

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The Dems seem to be signalling they don't want Bernie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

421 Who would have figured that about 20% of the comments on this post would have been requests for a Melania double?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (9VeU0)
.........

Seems awful low to me.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

422 409
All great dictators have body doubles.



How'd that work out for Hitler?

Posted by: Nevergiveup





The one in Germany or the one in Argentina?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (LHT0w)


LOL

Posted by: South African Adolf at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

423 What is the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" that Congress must follow when bringing up impeachment?

The exact definition isn't given, but at the same time those words do have legal meaning and significance. And that significance is not so broad that "said things I don't like" is included. I mean, sure if you get enough lunatics and zealots in congress, they can technically vote to impeach for having the wrong color of eyes, because there's no controlling legal authority to keep them in line. But it would be obviously ridiculous and go no where.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (39g3+)

424 "The Donks want to spend $96 trillion on the green new deal and $30 trillion on free healthcare so roughly 42 WWIIs."

for the cost of half a WW2, we could build a wall and fully enforce it, AND give free flights "home" for every illegal in America, and build them a nice hut in Guatemala.


The free American education their kids received? You're welcome, use it to Make Guatemala Great.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (Cus5s)

425 418 Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)

Yeah, he was VP because Obama picked him.

And he got older.
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (9VeU0)

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Exactly. He's no longer dummy senator from Delaware.

He's former VP to a popular president. He's got more name recognition than any other nominee save Bernie.

He wasn't a force in 2008. He will be a force in the primary now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (L8CQp)

426 There was a good movie about Uday Hussein's body double. The Devil's Double.

Anyway, I don't believe the conspiracy but that pic doesn't look like Melania. That's all that's needed for the insane left.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (bLhAC)

427 Does no one here remember Biden actually running for POTUS? He has no message, no charisma, nothing.

That is WHY Obama chose him over others (Bayh, Vilsack), because Biden was never a threat to usurp him.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (wGbBR)

428 Absolutely. This is why I fear a Biden nomination. And they aren't the largest, but the machinators seem to be moving in their favor. Their going through a sea change on the Dem side. The bet becomes, I think, on what Biden is in this case. Is he a stalwart old-line gangster who will keep the communists at bay, or is he a tool who will front their agenda?

I want neither side of that bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

Biden's one chance was in 2016 and he made way for Hillary. Yes, a lot of old-style Democrats will vote for him but the Young Turds will scream. Besides Biden can't do a whole campaign without gaffes. I think Trump can take him....

But the absolute NIGHTMARE scenario is --in otder to placate the Left, Biden picks one of the Young Turds as his running mate, WINS, and then.....blows a gasket.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (NFEMn)

429 Chuckling a bit because I went to Walgreens and stood in line and looking at the 'women's magazines' and they still had Michelle O on the cover of some. None of Melania T.

My take is they are pre-loading excuses for not covering Melania T the way every single other modern First Lady has been covered.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (MIKMs)

430 Just when I think these loons can't go any lower...

These are the same people who accused the president of incest for complimenting his daughter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)

431 415
352 Biden will run as Trump Lite and lose. People want the Real McCoy.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 02:49 PM (AXiPC)

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Biden can get pretty swarmy. He doesn't mind getting in the mud and fight dirty.

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (G0vdT)


He will say anything. He is that elixir salesman in Josey Wales.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (ymnmz)

432 the thing that happened is this:

Trump state of the union.

The takeaway was: "We will never be socialist country".

So, of course, the socialists have to take the bait.

It's almost as if, I dunno, there was a plan or something.

Posted by: life comes at you fast at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (U3Yhz)

433 406 Joe Biden has never actually been popular with the Democrats. His runs for President have been big old womp womps.

Yeah I'd say he has zero shot except there are so many people running now that he could squeak through with his usual single digits and get a win by plurality.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (39g3+)


I think that that's how they might end up running Hillarhoid again. After a brutal, bruising food fight of a primary season the Dems might turn to her as a compromise (sacrificial?) candidate who hadn't been roughed up in the primaries.

At least, I suspect that that is Hillarhoid's strategy/ hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (oRUl9)

434 There are probably STILL body doubles of Saddam floating around out there somewhere.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

435 What is the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" that Congress must follow when bringing up impeachment?



Where is that definition in the Constitution?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (L8CQp)


It was a well known term in English common law. My extremely abbreviated, paraphrased and bastardized version is: Abuse of power holding high office.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (xxAFD)

436 Exactly. He's no longer dummy senator from Delaware.

He's former VP to a popular president. He's got more name recognition than any other nominee save Bernie.

He wasn't a force in 2008. He will be a force in the primary now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (L8CQp)


No doubt. He isn't even announced and yet he leads the field in polling.

He will punt this. He won't let us down.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (9VeU0)

437 Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)

Bunch of ten year olds became voters?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 12, 2019 03:01 PM (bLhAC)

438 Ace that is a joke you know sort of like like the conservatives wishing the Nortorius RBG were dead/may have already died and replaced by a body double

Posted by: Kurt at March 12, 2019 03:01 PM (SUTkZ)

439 I'm sure it's been said, but Melania has no double, unless god made himself a spare.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2019 03:01 PM (9Om/r)

440 423 What is the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" that Congress must follow when bringing up impeachment?

The exact definition isn't given, but at the same time those words do have legal meaning and significance. And that significance is not so broad that "said things I don't like" is included. I mean, sure if you get enough lunatics and zealots in congress, they can technically vote to impeach for having the wrong color of eyes, because there's no controlling legal authority to keep them in line. But it would be obviously ridiculous and go no where.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 02:58 PM (39g3+)

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You literally just admitted that the only thing preventing them from using any old excuse is political, not legal in nature. It's about what crazies they have in Congress to vote on.

Just think of the process if Congress impeached and convicted a president for the dumbest of reasons ("His hair is weird", perhaps).

That means that there's enough political will in the electorate for the House to pass the resolution and for 2/3 of the Senate to convict.

What recourse would the president have then?

SCOTUS.

Would SCOTUS dare to undermine that result if the country is that into the idea of getting rid of a president.

Impeachment has the trappings of legalism, but it's purely political.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 03:01 PM (L8CQp)

441 Biden's one chance was in 2016 and he made way for Hillary. Yes, a lot of old-style Democrats will vote for him but the Young Turds will scream.

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The Bernie Bros and the Jill Stein voters are still really ragin' pissed about Hillary. I know a few of them.

They won't vote for Biden.

These Young Turds, as you call them, also don't give a damn about winning in 2020. They, like the Left always does, are playing a longer game, and time is on their side.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

442 If you have to ceaselessly boast about how open-minded you are, you aren't.

Some attributes are best left to speak for themselves.

(The media sure as all hell not figured this out.)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (Dhzw9)

443 This is actually a thing? First I've heard of it, but

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

(take breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Party of science & facts & reason, my perky keister.

Posted by: Adorable Deplorable at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (6FY0P)

444 429
Chuckling a bit because I went to Walgreens and stood in line and
looking at the 'women's magazines' and they still had Michelle O on the
cover of some. None of Melania T.

My take is they are
pre-loading excuses for not covering Melania T the way every single
other modern First Lady has been covered.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (MIKMs)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE MELANIA WAS ACTUALLY A PROFESSIONAL NUDE MODEL AND NOW SHE IS NEVER ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE, BUT STORMY DANIELS AND MICHELE WERE AND ARE.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

445 As sleazy, lying and corrupt a pol I think Biden is, he does provide some entertainment with some of the stuff he blurts out "Stand up Chuck!

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (oiNtH)

446 the best part of biden ran down his mom's ass crack. back in scranton. on a fucking boxcar, filled with hobos. god is the only one who knows who his daddy is. that's why he loves choo choos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (KP5rU)

447 Polling at this point is merely name recognition, it has zero bearing on anything else. All you're finding out is what names people know or are familiar with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (39g3+)

448 You would some news org would stake out the RBG residence.

Hell, there are press in the Supreme Court, take one for America and tell us if she is there "there".

Posted by: MAGA at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (usBh5)

449 But Melania does prove that the USA does need immigrants to do the workbAmericans will not do not matter how much you offer to pay them

Posted by: Kurt at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (7CSmR)

450 Meanwhile, Big Mooch's body double has been released back into the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

451 There are probably STILL body doubles of Saddam floating around out there somewhere.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

Or they got a double and there's an original floating around out there, somewhere.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (J+mig)

452 414 Did I tell you I ran into a dwarf this past weekend?
Posted by: Puddin Head
Let me guess, it wasn't Happy was it?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 02:57 PM (LHT0w)

If it was Robert Reich, I hope you ran into him with a Mack Truck.

The most shameful drunk story I've heard was from a drinking buddy who admitted that he had once woken up one morning to find a dwarf in his bed - and he didn't remember how she got there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (Kpl3J)

453 Posted by: Kurt at March 12, 2019 03:01 PM (SUTkZ)

......

Which conservative television talk show said RBG was dead?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (gCzjH)

454 441 These Young Turds, as you call them, also don't give a damn about winning in 2020. They, like the Left always does, are playing a longer game, and time is on their side.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

All they really need to do is find more low-turnout areas in Deep Blue states and primary the old-ass incumbent, and we've got 8-12 more Young Turd/Justice Democrats in 2020.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (UnA8+)

455 ITS FUNNY SAYING THAT RBG HAS A BODY DOUBLE WHEN NO ONE HAS SEEN HER IN THREE MONTHS.....IS SHE STANDING SIDEWAYS OR SOMETHING?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (ymnmz)

456 Party of science facts reason, my perky keister.

Posted by: Adorable Deplorable at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (6FY0P)

You know the drill.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (t6MX/)

457 Good News: In a socialist Utopia everybody will get a FLOTUS body double.

Bad News: In a Corey Booker administration T-Bone will be FLOTUS.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (m45I2)

458 Hell, there are press in the Supreme Court, take one for America and tell us if she is there "there".

Some fairly reliable reporters have said that she's there, and that no cameras are allowed. The problem is that cameras are allowed everywhere else, and her being back in court is a huge news story that somehow they didn't bother filming?? That's really difficult to believe. This feels a lot more like FDR being never shown below the waist or in his wheelchair, a conspiracy to cover up health.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)

459 Posted by: Kurt at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (7CSmR)

Go back to being angry troll because funny / witty troll ain't working for you. I'm embarrassed for you .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 12, 2019 03:05 PM (bLhAC)

460 Michael Goodwin, the usually astute NY Post columnist has predicted that Biden WON'T run. He thinks Biden and his people have realized that AOC and socialism are the future of the Democrat Party and they'll never let him win the nomination.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 02:55 PM (NFEMn)
-----------

Here's a counter theory.

All this push back from Pelosi, Hoyer, Schiff against the upstart socialists is the first bombardment to clear a path for a Biden run. If he were to do it, he'd be coordinating with the old guard without a doubt.

This truly is a battle for the Democrat party.

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

461 admitted that he had once woken up one morning to find a dwarf in his bed - and he didn't remember how she got there.

Shrug. Dwarfs need love too. Some of them are really cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)

462 That's an easy one!
If the left believes in a conspiracy theory, none dare call it conspiracy theory.

Posted by: PG at March 12, 2019 03:06 PM (iqCkn)

463 Posted by: Kurt at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (7CSmR)

An immigrant took my job.

Posted by: Michelle O at March 12, 2019 03:06 PM (d8iVQ)

464 Chuckling a bit because I went to Walgreens and stood in line and looking at the 'women's magazines' and they still had Michelle O on the cover of some. None of Melania T.

My take is they are pre-loading excuses for not covering Melania T the way every single other modern First Lady has been covered.
Posted by: mustbequantum


What they don't realize, is Melania has had fawning press covering her for years when she was a model. She has legitimately had her own accolades. She doesn't have to live thru Trump.
She's BTDT.

When this is over, she'll gladly go back to being a mother and a billionaire's wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 03:06 PM (LHT0w)

465 All they really need to do is find more low-turnout areas in Deep Blue states and primary the old-ass incumbent, and we've got 8-12 more Young Turd/Justice Democrats in 2020.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 03:04 PM (UnA8+)

-------

Yup. And run them in districts where Dems are retiring, and in purple districts against Republicans. I expect 8-12 is low. I think the Young Turds willd be firmly in control of the Party by 2024. 3 cycles, and these old revenants are through.

If we had a lick of sense, we'd be running the same playbook against the GOP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)

466 This truly is a battle for the Democrat party.

What's pathetic is that "Republican party in disarray" stories run pretty much continually but there's almost never a story about how f'd up and embattled the Democratic Party is nearly always in a state of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:07 PM (39g3+)

467
the best part of biden ran down his mom's ass crack. back in scranton.
on a fucking boxcar, filled with hobos. god is the only one who knows
who his daddy is. that's why he loves choo choos.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM (KP5rU)


In the shuffling madness, of the locomotive breath......

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2019 03:07 PM (9Om/r)

468 What is the definition of "high crimes and misdemeanors" that Congress must follow when bringing up impeachment?

------

In reality???


Its not a legal definition but a political one.

Its whatever the political climate says you can get away with.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

469 All this talk about that dwarf leaves me somewhat offended.

Posted by: a midget at March 12, 2019 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

470 "Stay in your lane. I'm already developing a Lena Dunham Shrieking
Feminazi Harpy-bot in anticipation of future Federal regulatory
requirements for sexbots.
"


I've noticed we're not hearing much of anything from Dunham these days. Proof G_d exists.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 12, 2019 03:08 PM (7s3Gx)

471 The thing is, they do this to try to expose him as a loser

But I think any non-cucks would only envy that fat bastard if it were true, and wonder how far these "body double" duties go. I mean, presumably the wife consents, so imagine being his age/shape and having Melania twins?

The closest I ever came to twins was that time I fell out of bed and was seeing double before I blacked out and woke up in the hospital.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2019 03:08 PM (LWu6U)

472 What recourse would the president have then?

SCOTUS.

Would SCOTUS dare to undermine that result if the country is that into the idea of getting rid of a president.

Impeachment has the trappings of legalism, but it's purely political.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 03:01 PM (L8CQp)

I would say at that point, when the Congress has decided to overthrow a legitimate President for political reasons, that the SCOTUS would not be his best ally, or recourse.

The US Army would.

I hope I won't live to see it, but sooner or later we will. Every society does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

473 Trump state of the union.

The takeaway was: "We will never be socialist country".

So, of course, the socialists have to take the bait.

It's almost as if, I dunno, there was a plan or something.
Posted by: life comes at you fast at March 12, 2019 03:00 P

Good point.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

474
Why doesn't Kurt fly down to Venezuela and help out his fellow socialists in their hours of need?

Oh yeah, that's right, the commie fvck wants to bring that hell-hole here.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

475 Biden should have been shamed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV after the stock market crash to calm down the public. But alas the Left have no shame.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (bLhAC)

476 Maybe AOC will wake up one morning with a donkey's head in her bed.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (JgA4k)

477 Meanwhile, Big Mooch's body double has been released back into the forests of the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)


or burning the shitters on a Vor'cha class starship.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (9Om/r)

478
I've noticed we're not hearing much of anything from Dunham these days.

----

Nervous breakdowns tend to do that.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

479 Counter counter: HCWNBPOTUS.She may THINK she's a dictator, but she's not and never will be.Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2019 02:52 PM (f/bqp)


Posted by: ... at March 12, 2019 03:10 PM (AXiPC)

480 I would say at that point, when the Congress has decided to overthrow a legitimate President for political reasons, that the SCOTUS would not be his best ally, or recourse.

The US Army would.

I hope I won't live to see it, but sooner or later we will. Every society does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

You're absolutely right.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 03:10 PM (NFEMn)

481 Maybe AOC will wake up one morning with a donkey's head in her bed.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (JgA4k)

----

Dude. That'd EVERY morning.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

482 478
I've noticed we're not hearing much of anything from Dunham these days.

----

Nervous breakdowns tend to do that.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

============

The Left turned on her big time.

When they say that white feminists are white supremacists? They seem to have a solid example in Lena Dunham. She's apparently ironically racist, a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 03:11 PM (gC1o7)

483 The comments regarding Justice Ginsburg- We at PP firmly believe that RBG is here and this very day competent and able to function as a viable justice on SCOTUS. Unless of course she should ever change her views on Choice, then the obvious next step woukd be to euthanize her as humanely as possible.

Posted by: Cecile Richards, Planned Parenthood at March 12, 2019 03:11 PM (Wpo9D)

484 Has something, anything, happened between his last run for president and now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 02:56 PM (L8CQp)

...............

The hair sniffing fad has passed? And, so he needs something to do?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 12, 2019 03:11 PM (so+oy)

485 427 Does no one here remember Biden actually running for POTUS? He has no message, no charisma, nothing.

That is WHY Obama chose him over others (Bayh, Vilsack), because Biden was never a threat to usurp him.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 12, 2019 02:59 PM (wGbBR)
-----

Hey, a idiot wall flower and empty suit, Tony Evers, won the Wisconsin Governorship only because because he had name recognition from a do nothing state job for so long.

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

486 Party of science facts farts, my perky keister.
Posted by: Adorable Deplorable at March 12, 2019 03:02 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: AOC at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (sqQnU)

487 Biden can only survive one or two gaffes and NO medical "episodes."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

488 3,200LB COCAINE SEIZURE-#CBP coordinated with U.S. and international partners to seize 3,200lbs of cocaine worth an estimated $77M! It was the second largest cocaine seizure at the Port of New York/Newark, and the largest in nearly 25 years!

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (R5dBL)

489 Did I tell you I ran into a dwarf this past weekend?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Let me guess, it wasn't Happy was it?
Posted by: rickb223


*******

Bash-full Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (m45I2)

490 Did someone say "perky keister"?

Posted by: Brie L. at March 12, 2019 03:13 PM (sqQnU)

491 474
Why doesn't Kurt fly down to Venezuela and help out his fellow socialists in their hours of need?

Oh yeah, that's right, the commie fvck wants to bring that hell-hole here. "

A sign of how bad things are - I think all US airlines have now halted any flights to Venezuela. Spanish Airline pilots in recent days have petitioned the Spanish Govm't, begging them not to allow any flights from Spain to go there anymore. This was after a Spanish flight crew was held at knifepoint for ransom out at the airport, and not allowed to leave until someone had paid up.

And it was most likely Airport "Security" that did the holdup.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2019 03:13 PM (Kpl3J)

492 ,200LB COCAINE SEIZURE-#CBP coordinated with U.S. and international partners to seize 3,200lbs of cocaine worth an estimated $77M! It was the second largest cocaine seizure at the Port of New York/Newark, and the largest in nearly 25 years!

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (R5dBL)
...........

Back to licking the powder off donuts, eh?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

493 488
3,200LB COCAINE SEIZURE-#CBP coordinated with U.S. and international
partners to seize 3,200lbs of cocaine worth an estimated $77M! It was
the second largest cocaine seizure at the Port of New York/Newark, and
the largest in nearly 25 years!

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (R5dBL)


Did someone say cocaine seizure?

Posted by: Luke Perry at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (ymnmz)

494 Biden should have been shamed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV after the stock market crash to calm down the public. But alas the Left have no shame.
========
A Joe Biden Presidency would be like, well, an hysterical catastrophe.

Posted by: life comes at you fast at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (vcG65)

495 482 The Left turned on her big time.

When they say that white feminists are white supremacists? They seem to have a solid example in Lena Dunham. She's apparently ironically racist, a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 03:11 PM (gC1o7)

She seemed to have got basically unpersoned after the whole "Why doesn't the big black football player find me attractive?" whinefest.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

496 476 Maybe AOC will wake up one morning with a donkey's head in her bed.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 12, 2019 03:09 PM (JgA4k)


Her body double?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (oRUl9)

497


Biden should have been shamed out of politics after saying FDR went on
TV after the stock market crash to calm down the public. But alas the
Left have no shame.


Somebody within the GOP would've had to do that. And there was NFW that was going to happen with the Party of Stoopid. They won't stand up for anything except their own power.

Can anyone picture a Pubbie, any Pubbie, saying to Biden, "Hey dumbass, are you really that stupid? TV hadn't been invented back then."
Then turn to the camera and address the American people thusly: "Please don't tell me any of you are seriously considering voting for a guy who doesn't even understand simple history. Is that what you really want, that imbecile?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressives at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (HaL55)

498 Biden should have been shamed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV after the stock market crash to calm down the public.

---

That... and Hoover was President.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

499 Yet to question why no picture of ginsburg has been published by anyone (even TMZ) in the last 3-4 months is considered the height of lunacy.

Posted by: cheeznis at March 12, 2019 03:15 PM (gJAok)

500 Biden should have been shamed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV after the stock market crash to calm down the public. But alas the Left have no shame.

What about plagiarizing Neil Kinnock, who was himself a loser?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2019 03:15 PM (oRUl9)

501 3,200lbs of cocaine worth an estimated $77M!

-------

Maybe if its a $190 an 8-ball.

That's straight-up street level, small-quantity pricing, and not that low either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

502 "I've noticed we're not hearing much of anything from Dunham these days."

She's commented here in the last few days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2019 03:16 PM (sqQnU)

503 498
Biden should have been shamed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV after the stock market crash to calm down the public.



---



That... and Hoover was President.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:15 PM (8XRCm)


lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 12, 2019 03:16 PM (ymnmz)

504 495 482 The Left turned on her big time.

When they say that white feminists are white supremacists? They seem to have a solid example in Lena Dunham. She's apparently ironically racist, a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 03:11 PM (gC1o7)

She seemed to have got basically unpersoned after the whole "Why doesn't the big black football player find me attractive?" whinefest.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2019 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

==========

It was less that and more then, "I'm standing behind my writer than another writer accused of rape for solid reasons."

-------a few weeks later--------

"I made up the reasons. He's a bad guy."

That's when they turned and notice of her using the n-word a lot came out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 12, 2019 03:16 PM (L8CQp)

505 Democrats still think Slow Joe is a foreign policy genius, which is truly baffling. But he's a window licking meme, infamous for being stupid and growing infamous for being a perv with little girls.

And unlike Trump, who mangles language and says weird stuff, Biden isn't Yogi Berra. Yogi Berra said weird stuff and mangled language, but if you listened closely was actually really wise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:17 PM (39g3+)

506 joe biden would make the peanut farming phucktard look like a rhodes scholar. go long on sweaters and terlit paper.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2019 03:17 PM (KP5rU)

507

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 12, 2019 03:17 PM (qBVKX)

508 NOOD

Posted by: Michelle O at March 12, 2019 03:17 PM (d8iVQ)

509 And unlike Trump, who mangles language and says weird stuff, Biden isn't Yogi Berra. Yogi Berra said weird stuff and mangled language, but if you listened closely was actually really wise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And he had baseballs thrown at him for decades

Posted by: The phone police at March 12, 2019 03:17 PM (6rX0K)

510 Its not a legal definition but a political one.



Its whatever the political climate says you can get away with.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 12, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

Thank the founders for the 2A. Without it, we would have likely already seen Trump impeached.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2019 03:18 PM (t6MX/)

511 488 3,200LB COCAINE SEIZURE-#CBP coordinated with U.S. and international partners to seize 3,200lbs of cocaine worth an estimated $77M! It was the second largest cocaine seizure at the Port of New York/Newark, and the largest in nearly 25 years!
Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 12, 2019 03:12 PM (R5dBL)

Short the markets!

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 12, 2019 03:18 PM (awqYm)

512 Formatting error, next thread. Queue up your very bestest grey box jokes. Because every one of them is going to be just the most clever and funny thing anybody on here has ever read.

Posted by: Shrodinger at March 12, 2019 03:19 PM (d8iVQ)

513 3,200lbs of cocaine worth an estimated $77M!

-------

Maybe if its a $190 an 8-ball.

That's straight-up street level, small-quantity pricing, and not that low either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


That's 1,451,495.584 grams.
Cut or un-cut? Because if it's yet to be stepped on, there's another two million grams.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2019 03:19 PM (LHT0w)

514 Can anyone here lend me a few bucks for my rent? I got a little behind.

Posted by: The Dwarf at March 12, 2019 03:19 PM (LWu6U)

515 That's straight-up street level, small-quantity pricing, and not that low either.

Yeah cops always pick the highest possible valuation of drugs they seize to make the bust sound more impressive. Its like people pushing comic book prices or sports cards. This comic sold for $11 gazillion dollars! In mint condition, when someone thought that was the only one on earth, in a super high-end auction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2019 03:19 PM (39g3+)

516 sock off and nood

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2019 03:21 PM (LWu6U)

517 Can anyone picture a Pubbie, any Pubbie, saying to Biden, "Hey dumbass, are you really that stupid? TV hadn't been invented back then."
Then turn to the camera and address the American people thusly: "Please don't tell me any of you are seriously considering voting for a guy who doesn't even understand simple history. Is that what you really want, that imbecile?"

...................

TV was invented in 1927, but was not in use for almost 20 years.. and FDR wasn't president anyway!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 12, 2019 03:23 PM (so+oy)

518 Has SNL done a Melania skit yet? I don't watch. If not, it's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Zod at March 12, 2019 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)


Fuckface Colbert has some obnoxious tranny that he claims is her to the delight of the clapping seals. It's dumb and tastelessly offensive, even for that unfunny dicknose.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 12, 2019 03:26 PM (y7DUB)

519 There is a body double!

But it was totally her posing for the nekkid pictures!!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 12, 2019 03:28 PM (Aoayx)

520 "I've noticed we're not hearing much of anything from Dunham these days."



She's commented here in the last few days.


For realz or a sock?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 12, 2019 04:12 PM (7s3Gx)

521 Who switches places with Joy Behar?

Cthulhu?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at March 13, 2019 07:34 AM (xZjSg)

522 Yes. Michelle never switched places with anyone, except Barack.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at March 13, 2019 07:35 AM (xZjSg)

523 One of my favorite moments in leftist conspiracy stupidity is when one of their brightest minds Marie Harf was on Kennedy and in one breath said we shouldn't believe in conspiracy theories (about Hillary) and in the very next breath, with complete seriousness, went on to say there was a conspiracy to hide Trump's real weight.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 13, 2019 11:58 PM (QGHRp)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat