Mitt Romney Jets Down to Miami to Attend the Wedding of His Good Friend Ana Navarro

He's 71, she's 47.

Numerous famous faces attended the ceremony and reception, including CNN's Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon; actress Eva Longoria; singer Gloria Estefan; senators Mitt Romney and Bob Menendez; and cohosts from The View.

Feminists should be proud that Ms. Navaro did not resort to any of those patriarchal fad diets to lose weight for the wedding. Down with the Male Gaze!!!

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Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:07 PM




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1 She's healthy isn't she..........

Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:02 PM (KQBJf)

2 I will continue to spare her my Male Gaze.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2019 02:02 PM (fuK7c)

3 Not Spongeworthy!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 05, 2019 02:02 PM (Dh1wo)

4 This is just all sorts of - oh, who gives a shit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (37IEG)

5 not first!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)

6 Not a lot of eyes will be engaged in undressing her.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (JgA4k)

7 Is he rich?

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (a0IVu)

8 Some baby oil and an inflatable pool and now we're talking.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (xyung)

9 Nation's Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-republicans-weep- bitterly-upon-learning-hillary-clinton-not-running-in-2020

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This story is about me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)

10

Her 50yr old child-bearing hips look great in that wedding dress!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (OocfQ)

11 Wonder who's on top? Uhhh, nevermind, ugh

Posted by: Bobby Lee at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (G8lfi)

12 Lemme guess, the geezer has lots of money?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)

13 I would have assumed that she walking down the aisle with her dad. Must be loaded.

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

14 7 Is he rich?

.................

She's 47, He's 71. Ya think?!

Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (KQBJf)

15 He'll die, she'll become rich(er) and Mitt Romney will still be a whiney halfassed pseudo-conservative.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (37IEG)

16 Well, I guess a shrill, fat poser has to take what she can get.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

17 12 Lemme guess, the geezer has lots of money?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)

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She loves him for his body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)

18 Was Ana's good friend Jussie Smollett in attendance? With his noose?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (Boy/L)

19 Is that the groom or the father of the bride? If the former, he must have money.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (zmIJL)

20 Hope she didn't pay for that dress by the yard.

Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (NYS7S)

21 Look at that calm, knowing smile on her face.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (xyung)

22 Congratulations, pal, just take my advice and don't try to carry her across the threshold without a hand truck.

Posted by: PabloD at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (F1m5e)

23 She's walking down the aisle, newly married, and she's looking at the floor? What's that posture say about a person?

This is a person who's job is to be on camera all day, and on what should be the happiest day of her life, she looks embarrassed to be there.

I'll give this marriage 2 years, tops.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)

24 12 Lemme guess, the geezer has lots of money?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)

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She loves him for his body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)

I had no idea Bebe Rebozo was still alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (Boy/L)

25 Iz dat Jimmy the Greek she married?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (IxRYM)

26 Aw, that's a cute picture. And he looks like the cat that ate the canary.

I understand she's not as cute as her picture though... I haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (BD/yx)

27 Nation's Republicans Weep Bitterly Upon Learning Hillary Clinton Not Running In 2020

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-republicans-weep- bitterly-upon-learning-hillary-clinton-not-running-in-2020


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I feel personally attacked

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)

28 She's 47?

Size 47?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

29 If only I'd known, I would've sent a large set of nail files as a gift.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (zmIJL)

30 Oh wow...her Twitter pic must be 60 pounds ago...

http://tinyurl.com/y43u3r95

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (cF8AT)

31 She must do butt sex since Menendez was invited.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (2LelM)

32 She loves him for his body.
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His looks better than hers, so that makes sense.

If he's rich, he could have done better. But maybe he's a chubby chaser?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (fqUgw)

33 Waist 47?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (zmIJL)

34 At least when they go go Weight-Watchers there won't be a big difference in their numbers.

It looks to me like he won't have any problem getting into her pants.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (37IEG)

35 She's healthy isn't she..........
Posted by: Molly k



Like prime breeding stock.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (IxRYM)

36 28 She's 47?

Size 47?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

Dress size

Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

37 What'd they serve at the reception? Everything?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (t6MX/)

38 That's a big boned girl.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

39 Uniparty forevah.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (WcDiG)

40 Where did Anna Navaro get a Vince McMahon look-alike?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

41 Did she...EAT some of the bridesmaids???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

42 32 She loves him for his body.
________________

His looks better than hers, so that makes sense.

If he's rich, he could have done better. But maybe he's a chubby chaser?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (fqUgw)

They are easier to catch

Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

43 If the guy had money, why the heck would he be marrying *that*?

Posted by: Weddings4theblind.com at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (uloIh)

44 Is this a photo of a wedding or of the NFL draft?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (O4I3S)

45 That Ana Navarro, she's all about the bass, no treble.

Posted by: troyriser at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (1JpTT)

46 And she's so well-manicured!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

47 My eyes have already put a sweater and a heavy coat on her.

And a face-obscuring hat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

48 He's 71, she's 47.
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Girlfriend! You know where it's at!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

49 If only I'd known, I would've sent a large set of nail files as a gift.
Posted by: JuJuBee


From the farrier outlet.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (IxRYM)

50 38 That's a big boned girl.
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

Roomy in the hips

Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lecter at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (7HtZB)

51 Da Beatis!

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

52 She married Vince McMahon?

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (flINI)

53 Looks like a severely conservative guest list.

Posted by: steeldoc at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (bEXeQ)

54 *Googles pictures of Gal Godot and Jen Selter*

It's going to be a good day, damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK8)

55 Her right hand looks like a stump with 2 swollen fingers. ( I'm gonna feel like a jerk if I find out she lost it and has a prosthesis)

Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (KQBJf)

56 The dress is not very pretty. Also, she looks like she'd rather be anywhere else.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (lwiT4)

57 Must of been one hell of a pre-nup she signed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)

58 I've got the sadz after reading about what luminaries attended, knowing I'll never get invited to that cocktail party.

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (ifaji)

59 CNN must put a helluva spread in the Green Room.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)

60 Isn't 47 a bit old to have the "fairy tale" wedding? Peeps I know who got married later in life had a small wedding, a few guests not a lavish ceremony. That's for 20something brides.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (UYWv7)

61

What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?

I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.


For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (OocfQ)

62 You want to know how he sealed the deal. He lied about his age. Told her he was 86.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (u82oZ)

63 Congratulations, pal, just take my advice and don't try to carry her across the threshold without a hand truck.
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He can afford to hire illegal immigrants to carry her.

Doing the jobs Americans won't do!

Posted by: WWI Tommy with a sawed-off shotgun. at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (Hx3Yn)

64 Would I be wrong in assuming we really don't much like Ana Banana?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (37IEG)

65 So white is not a slimming color for a dress?

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

66 Where's her bouquet?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)

67 40
Where did Anna Navaro get a Vince McMahon look-alike?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (KUaJL)

The mirror.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (t6MX/)

68 Apparently they have been friends for 25 years...well, I don't like her but hope they are happy together. After all Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are still together..

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (a0IVu)

69 He's 71, she's 47.
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Yeah, but she looks like she has 20-25 lbs. on him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (KoKdw)

70 61

What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?

I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.


For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (OocfQ)

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Just the latest way to attack someone for their sexual impotency.

If you don't have sex, then you're not worthwhile as a human being.

You know, what healthy people think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (ANN96)

71 Off Tommy sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (Hx3Yn)

72 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY FAT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

73 That's a pretty big heifer.

Posted by: Hawkpilot Freakin' Airline Pilot at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (/efmD)

74 *Googles pictures of Gal Godot and Jen Selter*



It's going to be a good day, damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK


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Wonder Woman's mom. I just looked an her name is Connie Nielsen

Trust me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)

75 Where's her bouquet?
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She ate it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (vg8iE)

76 Bored by the article, so filed my nails.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (CXLVd)

77 66
Where's her bouquet?


Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)

She had a cud, instead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/)

78 Pro tip: don't get between her and the wedding cake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (O4I3S)

79 What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?

I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.


For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer


Involuntarily celibate. Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of $100's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (IxRYM)

80 61

What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?

I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.


For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (OocfQ)

It's just another way of saying 'you can't get laid'.

Or they're talking to married men like me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)

81 She loves him for his body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)



And he loves her for.....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (OLCnA)

82 There WILL be a premium for all the extra fabric, Ms Navarro

Posted by: Leftard Bridal Gowns at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (so+oy)

83 I'll give this marriage 2 years, tops.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM

If she's on top, she'll break the bed and crush him to death.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (zmIJL)

84 56 The dress is not very pretty. Also, she looks like she'd rather be anywhere else.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (lwiT4)

It's not a very flattering cut for someone who is robust.

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (a0IVu)

85 He apparently likes them matronly.

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (8erNz)

86 Where's her bouquet?


She grazed during the vows.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (oVJmc)

87 Roomy through the hips

Posted by: That guy from that movie. at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (ymnmz)

88 17 12 Lemme guess, the geezer has lots of money?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)

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She loves him for his body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)



Given her porcine appearance, she may indeed love his body.

But what does he get from it? Good cooking of plantains and papusas? (Salvadoran, I know, but close enough).

Chubby Chasing?

Youth, as in he can't get a super hottie younger lady but he can get her?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (ujg0T)

89 You know, what healthy people think.

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It's neat that we can judge people based on their sexuality again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)

90 Forget Brie Larsen. THIS one I could see squatting 400 lbs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (O4I3S)

91 Give her a break, she's been taste testing wedding cakes for the last year.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (Vsh+M)

92 74 *Googles pictures of Gal Godot and Jen Selter*



It's going to be a good day, damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK


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Wonder Woman's mom. I just looked an her name is Connie Nielsen

Trust me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)

Oh I know. I know...Rowr. Just my type too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (bcbK8)

93 Wonder Woman's mom. I just looked an her name is Connie Nielsen

Trust me.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue

Of Gladiator and Devil's Advocate fame.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (CXLVd)

94 Wonder Woman's mom. I just looked an her name is Connie Nielsen

Trust me.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)

yum

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)

95 Well of course Mitt Romney was there.

He's looking to be the new McCain.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)

96 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (IXZGh)

97

Just guessing, but ana navarro is probably 5'3". She's wearing heels here, but low heels.

Which means the elderly man she married is about 5'5", at most, and weighs less than his bride.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (OocfQ)

98 Mitt caught the bouquet

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (RFsxL)

99 83
I'll give this marriage 2 years, tops.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM



If she's on top, she'll break the bed and crush him to death.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (zmIJL)


Perhaps a good smothering?

Posted by: That guy from that movie. at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

100
She's 47, He's 71. Ya think?!

Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM


What's the math for trophy wife? 71 divided by two plus 7?

So 36 plus 7 equals 43.

He got robbed.

Posted by: Newest Nic w Big Red Pimp Hat at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (jYje5)

101 95 Well of course Mitt Romney was there.

He's looking to be the new McCain.
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)

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The press isn't biased! Ana Navarro invited a Republican to her wedding!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)

102
If she's on top, she'll break the bed and crush him to death.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (zmIJL)

Death by snu snu

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (KUaJL)

103 THIS one I could see squatting 400 lbs.
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The reality of it is much, much different.

Posted by: Ana's Toilet Seat at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (vg8iE)

104 She fills out a burlap sack nicely.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (N4pek)

105 98
Mitt caught the bouquet

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (RFsxL)


Every time.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (ymnmz)

106 He's 71, she's 47.
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Yeah, but she looks like she has 20-25 lbs. on him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*reassesses*

Hmm. Maybe 30-35 lbs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (KoKdw)

107 If I googed the right guy, Al Cardenas is a partner at Patton, Boggs. So she either married for money or likes the embodiment of pure evil. Because Patton, Boggs.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

108 65 So white is not a slimming color for a dress?
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)


Scary thought: maybe it IS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (O4I3S)

109 INCEL - but isn't any kind of sex rape - is it women calling men INCEL?


No wonder people are gender confused.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (37IEG)

110 Where's her bouquet?


Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)

"It was a long stressful day. I got hungry. Look, can we move on?"

Posted by: Azathoth at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (x2PE6)

111 Who's the cow?

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (IXZGh)

112 101 95 Well of course Mitt Romney was there.

He's looking to be the new McCain.
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)

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The press isn't biased! Ana Navarro invited a Republican to her wedding!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)

Too bad she didn't invite any Conservatives.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

113
I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.


For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer,


Even the Lefties get bored of calling everyone a "NaZi!", hence le insult du jour.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (Hk+Y0)

114 She's 47?


No way. Gotta be 225 easy.

Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (xqdqQ)

115 all i see is a visual representation of a foghorn

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (RKQ/v)

116 I think her look says "I can't believe I did what I and feminist have derided for decades: I married a 71 year old dude for money."

Either that or:"Yeah that's right, I'm a 71 year old's version of a trophy wife."

Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (G0vdT)

117 The guests were not offered cake, which is unusual I think at a wedding. There was a small cake to start, really just enough for the bride.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2ha7pmu

Posted by: Huck Follywood, in the heart of darkness at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (LISuA)

118 The groom's kind of skeevy looking. He's grinning at someone in the audience. His mistress?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (zmIJL)

119 Just spit-balling here, but do you think he might have a bit of money?

Posted by: motionview at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (pYQR/)

120 What a flock of feces

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (NiQyj)

121 Her husband looks like Milton Berle.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (AB9tT)

122
Yeah, I know what incel means.

But now, thanks to its over-use, it's meaningless. Everyone On The Internet Is An Incel.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OocfQ)

123 112
The press isn't biased! Ana Navarro invited a Republican to her wedding!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)

Too bad she didn't invite any Conservatives.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK

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She invited all kinds of conservatives!

Severe conservatives, conserving conservatives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (ANN96)

124 Yeah, Wonder Woman is pretty and all, but I'm 29 enough that Ms. Nelson is the preferred wonder.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (xyung)

125 At least the husband doesn't have to worry about looking at pictures of his thin, pretty wife in her wedding dress and wondering what the hell happened.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OD2ni)

126 Why get married? It's not like she'll ever be able to give him children.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (wCmLp)

127 "INCEL": Involuntarily Celibate. IE, losers.

Posted by: Hawkpilot Freaking' Airline Pilot at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (/efmD)

128 Does anyone else think it looks like she married Vince McMahon?

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (cGlgB)

129 98
Mitt caught the bouquet

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (RFsxL)

Always the bridesmaid . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (t6MX/)

130 It's not a very flattering cut for someone who is robust.

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (a0IVu)



Robust? When she walks backwards she makes a beeping sound. Robust? That isn't rice. Those are small moons orbiting around her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OLCnA)

131 Give her a break, she's been taste testing wedding cakes for the last year.

For load-bearing characteristics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)

132 Did anyone file their nails during the vows ?

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (RFsxL)

133 Anna "Abuela" Navarro

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)

134 Is she with child? In the condition? Confined?
Actually, its rude to make weight jokes. Now, a 47 year old marrying a 71 year old ... that's fair game (you know, like stuffed turkey, or oven roasted chicken, etc.).

Posted by: Karl in PA at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (dObSx)

135 Thank God she was wearing her Adamantium girdle so that the fat didn't spill out.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (3sjI6)

136 What's the math for trophy wife? 71 divided by two plus 7?

So 36 plus 7 equals 43.

He got robbed.

Posted by: Newest Nic


That's minimum.
You're not supposed to fish below 43.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (IxRYM)

137 Al Cardenas
Conservative. Former Republican something or another. Probably GOPe which is why Mitt was there. Wiki mentions that she is his first wife.
Don't know about his wealth.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (N3JsI)

138 65 So white is not a slimming color for a dress?

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

No it's not but even if it was a black dress, there's only so much a color can do.

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

139 108 65 So white is not a slimming color for a dress?
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)



It is if you're slim.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (x2PE6)

140 Moooooooo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Mouru)

141 She has the body of a pneumatic tire

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Mthal)

142 77
66

Where's her bouquet?


Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)

She had a cud, instead.________________________________________
Some of the bouquet is stored in her second stomach, so she could barf it up and chew it again later in the evening as a snack.

Posted by: Bobby Lee at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (G8lfi)

143 Was she filing her nails while the lucky groom was reciting his vows?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (cP+9T)

144 After glancing at the picture at top, I had always wondered what had happened to Vince McMahon.

Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (xqdqQ)

145 He's 71, she's 47
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Not seeing the problem. This will pay off handsomely for her. Why, Willie was...uh...never mind.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (KoKdw)

146 126 Why get married? It's not like she'll ever be able to give him children.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (wCmLp)

After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)

147 He's got a mistress and then another mistress to the first one. And Ana doesn't care cuz it's all about the benjamins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (VeF1S)

148 Does anyone else think it looks like she married Vince McMahon?

McMahon is at least a foot taller than that guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Boy/L)

149 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (d8iVQ)

150 That wedding cake looks like the Mad Hatter.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (lwiT4)

151 If I was a fake conservative celebrity I certainly would make the rounds to all the Leftist parties

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (BbGew)

152 That is one ugly cake. Looks like someone spackled it with a trowel.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (zmIJL)

153 Dad looks like Demonic Ed MacMahon.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (CRRq9)

154 Who is more loathsome?

Fake Republican Ana Navarro?

Or Fake Republican Jennifer Rubin?

Tough call.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (XOi3t)

155 Milton Berle?

More like a well fed Bob Barker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (NiQyj)

156 Bet there's a donut truck at the end of the aisle.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (JgA4k)

157
She's got those wide child-bearing hips. For the children she'll give the thumbs down to inside of nine months and a week.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (jYje5)

158 Who's the guy playing the tugboat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (Mouru)

159 Navarro waived the right to civility when she went into prop comedy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

160

Bear childing hips.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (aKsyK)

161 Black guys are sad this heifer got away.

Posted by: Dingbat at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (2rUrF)

162 That would be so badass to be rich enough to have a mistress for when your mistress was busy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (xyung)

163 I literally do not know who this is or who her husband is.

Should I?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (GJnhB)

164 After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)


Not getting crushed springs to mind.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (kUmUV)

165 Jeb was not there? I thought she was a Jeb girl. She was acused of peddling affair rumors about little Marco in 2016 to help Jeb. She basically helped elect Trump. Karma you fat cow.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (OD2ni)

166 The wedding was held underwater ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RZ6R1)

167 Those are small moons orbiting around her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OLCnA)
Those aren't moons. Those are space stations!
Turn the buffet cart around!

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobish at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)

168 145
He's 71, she's 47

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Not seeing the problem. This will pay off handsomely for her. Why, Willie was...uh...never mind.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (KoKdw)


She's totally not questioning her gender norms. DO BETTER!

Posted by: Brie Larsen's nonexistent hammies at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

169
"Incel" is the Left's snappy comeback for Learn To Code.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (OocfQ)

170 Is this her first marriage?

Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (G0vdT)

171 Donkey-Chompers is trying to see how she can get Navarro to stop farting.

Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (xqdqQ)

172 She shoulda married the Michelin Man.

Peas in a pod.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (O4I3S)

173 165 Jeb was not there? I thought she was a Jeb girl. She was acused of peddling affair rumors about little Marco in 2016 to help Jeb. She basically helped elect Trump. Karma you fat cow.
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (OD2ni)

==========

She'd kill to have a Marco presidency.

We'd would have already invaded Venezuela by this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (ANN96)

174 After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.

--

Lots of zeros in a bank account for one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (xyung)

175 Mitt was passing a tray at the reception. He was in charge of making sure everyone got a flute of champagne.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (zmIJL)

176 164 After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)

Not getting crushed springs to mind.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (kUmUV)

Lol.. I watch enough 'My 600lb life' to know some guys really like fat women. I don't understand the attraction but to each his own..

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (a0IVu)

177
Incel

Orange Man Bad

Incel

Orange man bad

Posted by: NPC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (OocfQ)

178 Oooh.

Well, glad they both found love. I guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (GBteo)

179 She wore white. #fakenews

Posted by: usa at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (lE2nd)

180 After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.
Posted by: IC
-------

Yeah, but, I am suddenly reminded of this New Yorker Magazine cover:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5yw3kjy

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (fZcn6)

181 Studies show constantly lying on TV about Trump causes weight gain.

Posted by: Oddnot at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RZamh)

182

One might suppose that People mag might see fit to name the groom on that article, but one also might be mistaken.

A simple Google revealed Al Cardenas as the culprit.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (S/hVx)

183 The only happy ending the groom will see is if he shuffles down to #1 Oriental House of Super Massage Boom-Boom Palace.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

184 Miami Beach might tip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (LISuA)

185 She looks thick.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (cqNba)

186 178 Oooh.

Well, glad they both found love. I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (GBteo)

But what are they gonna do with it?

Posted by: Heavy D at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (7HtZB)

187 C'mon Gents. It's half your age plus nine.

Posted by: Little Boomer at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (De+J6)

188 is the honeymoon on Pedo island?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (ZeU5D)

189 Her bridesmaids were Dolly Madison, Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (oVJmc)

190 So Ana Navarro married Earnest Borgnine?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (hjaPQ)

191 S'ows it goin'?

Posted by: Joey at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (883zS)

192
He looks like Earl Scheib. He had to charge her double for painting that dress on her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (OLCnA)

193 Lol.. I watch enough 'My 600lb life' to know some guys really like fat women. I don't understand the attraction but to each his own..
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (a0IVu)



Some guys climb mountains just for the hell of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (Mouru)

194 After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.

+++

And less

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ALXav)

195 The first thing that comes to mind on many levels regarding this post is Moby Dick.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (9Qakm)

196 /Camel toe sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (fZcn6)

197 181 Studies show constantly lying on TV about Trump causes weight gain.
Posted by: Oddnot at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RZamh)

=============

Correlation, not causation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ANN96)

198 And he loves her for.....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM

Her mind.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (zmIJL)

199 186 178 Oooh.

Well, glad they both found love. I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (GBteo)

But what are they gonna do with it?
Posted by: Heavy D at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (7HtZB)

She'll put some tabasco on it and eat it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

200 Feminists should be proud that Ms. Navaro did not resort to any of those patriarchal fad diets to lose weight for the wedding.
.
Spit my drink all over monitor . .
.

Posted by: FireNWater at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (S4rpa)

201 Studies show constantly lying on TV about Trump causes weight gain.
Posted by: Oddnot at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RZamh)

=============

Correlation, not causation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ANN96)

Stress eating will do a number on ya

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (KUaJL)

202 Michelin Man wore it better.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (t6MX/)

203 I would have hit the pre-ceremony Cheesecake and Doritos Bar like a cow in a tornado.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (Mouru)

204 So the story is when she dropped her panties on her honeymoon night her vajayjay was still in them.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (RFsxL)

205 189
Her bridesmaids were Dolly Madison, Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (oVJmc)


Did someone say Little Debbie Cream Pies?

Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (ymnmz)

206
BBW: Big bullshiting wanker...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)

207 Could we have a better class of "our betters"? Because I am really tired of folks like this thinking they are superior to the rest of the country.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (JKNZq)

208 185 She looks thick.
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (cqNba)


You should hear her when she talks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (O4I3S)

209 Imagine deciding to marry a younger woman at 71, and you pick that fat ham.

Just go for the hot 25 yo receptionist at your spa. Easier to get a prenup signed that way at least.

Posted by: Idlepundit at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (tdVTp)

210 Ana needed a dress made of Spanx with Kevlar support...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (NiQyj)

211 Navarro looks like the overstuffed chimichanga I had for lunch.

Strike that, Navarro looks like she more cheese stuffed in her.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (VpIIl)

212 She'll put some tabasco on it and eat it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

Damn you that was close. Just about took a sip of coffee as I read that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (t6MX/)

213 Is Navarro the bitch who condescendingly filed her nails on CNN when they were talking about the border? If so...Fuck Mitt.

Even if not so...Fuck Mitt.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (S4VYa)

214 183
The only happy ending the groom will see is if he shuffles down to #1 Oriental House of Super Massage Boom-Boom Palace.

======================

Not as good as Orchids of Asia. Orchids really treats the 72 year old rub-and-tug customer base with great dignity.


Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (LISuA)

215 I bet that wedding bed was all red with blood

Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (QkjLD)

216 I like.big.butts.
And I can not lie

Posted by: Al Cardenas at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (ALXav)

217 166 The wedding was held underwater ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RZ6R1)


Yep, that is the whale's natural habitat.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (Vsh+M)

218 was Captain Flatbutt in attendance?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (RKQ/v)

219 How many little blue pills did he have to take to do the deed and was it age or weight related?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (GJnhB)

220 Cardenas used to run CPAC.

So you know he's conservative.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (ZfRYq)

221 The veil is back, he must have kissed her.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (k4cjb)

222 204 So the story is when she dropped her panties on her honeymoon night ...
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (RFsxL)


... the impact caused plaster to fall from the ceiling in the room below.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (O4I3S)

223 That age gap is bigger than any between Roy Moore and the woman he dated and was later crucified for.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (wMHPW)

224 217 166 The wedding was held underwater ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RZ6R1)


Yep, that is the whale's natural habitat.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (Vsh+M)


Manatee overboard!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)

225 "The after-wedding festivities turned tragic, however, when the groom, 71, attempted to carry the bride over the threshold of their Miami home. In lieu of flowers, the Cardenas family requests that contributions be made to the Ice Cream for Anna Foundation, the charity he founded shortly before his demise."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (XAE+X)

226 I honestly didn't know they made wedding dresses in that size range.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (YslsA)

227
anyone remember the troll CRISTOPH?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (OocfQ)

228 A little spot or two of black and Navarro would look like she was auditioning for the Free Willy sequel.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (VpIIl)

229 Not reading the comments above , has captain Ahab used the harpoon yet?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (wowKZ)

230 Always knew she sucked but had no idea how well.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (RZ6R1)

231 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark. Like her forearm is wrapped in cellophane and it's cut off circulation to her hand.

Kinda freaking me out.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (IqOTP)

232 Okay - Fire for Effect worked.
I think we obliterated her.

Now bracket Romney.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (37IEG)

233 What did she do to get famous?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (JgA4k)

234 Just go for the hot 25 yo receptionist at your spa. Easier to get a prenup signed that way at least.

Posted by: Idlepundit at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (tdVTp)


---

I'll admit I kind of thought that, too.

One would think there are tens of thousands of good looking 20-30 year olds who are barely making ends meet who would love to be a trophy wife for five or six years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (xyung)

235 Those aren't moons. Those are space train stations!
Turn the buffet cart around!


Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobish at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)

---
FIFY!

that way there's no icky rocket exhaust polluting our precious Gaia.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (ZeU5D)

236 126 Why get married? It's not like she'll ever be able to give him children.
____________________

Widow gets the entire estate when the old guy croaks.

Posted by: Ana's accountant at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (fqUgw)

237 A white dress for that bulbous abuela? How tasteless.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

238
Man, talk about your gay weddings...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zBaqJ)

239 He looks very happy though...

Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)

240 Lol.. I watch enough 'My 600lb life' to know some guys really like fat women. I don't understand the attraction but to each his own..
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM

When the people reach that size they're bed-ridden. The only way they can get food is if someone brings it to them. There's always at least one enabler in the family, and everyone else goes along with it. I saw an episode where the mom kept sabotaging her son's efforts to lose. The dad just kept out of it. Really dysfunctional family.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)

241 Has anyone posted pictures of Ana's shoes? Is she going the Imelda Marcos route?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (NiQyj)

242 No, that's not the father of the bride---he's actually younger than the groom.

Posted by: important, if true, love at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (2YTxj)

243 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark. Like her forearm is wrapped in cellophane and it's cut off circulation to her hand.


Got her hand stuck in a bag of pork rinds.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)

244 Cardenas was a senior adviser and fundraiser for the 2016 Jeb Bush presidential campaign until it was suspended.

Everybody clap...please...come on, clap. Have a heart, look who I had to marry. Clap...please clap...please...ple...

Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (Zb/s1)

245 No it's not but even if it was a black dress, there's only so much a color can do.

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (cF8AT)

She tried a few black dresses, but people kept trying to throw her back in the bay.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (t6MX/)

246 The only happy ending the groom will see is if he shuffles down to #1 Oriental House of Super Massage Boom-Boom Palace.
Posted by: Archer
--------

Sadly, true.

Posted by: J. Howard Marshall at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (U2TY5)

247 What passes for good news today:

Colorado drops transgender cake case against Christian baker Jack Phillips

I suspect his attorney hinted at a counter-suit with expansive discovery of the collusion between the state and the fuckball activist that spurred the prosecution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (Hk+Y0)

248 I think I'm blind.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)

249 Word is they chose Anchors Aweigh as their recessional music.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (Mouru)

250 Always knew she sucked but had no idea how well.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (RZ6R1)


---

She's married now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (xyung)

251 She gives up her career for her man. Two years later, he drops dead, and his wealth was nothing but a Ponzi scheme. Anna spends her days in Walmart yoga pants (size huge). chowing down on Little Debbie while watching the View in a double wide mobile home.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (xzqr4)

252 I'll admit I kind of thought that, too.

One would think there are tens of thousands of good looking 20-30 year olds who are barely making ends meet who would love to be a trophy wife for five or six years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (xyung)

Ehhh... idk.

I think most 20-30 year old women
a) are thinking about having kids
b) are creeped out at the thought of having sex with a guy who is old enough to be their grandfather
and
c) are still in that optimistic phase of life where they think they'll marry a 6'3 former D1 athlete investment banker from a rich family.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (GBteo)

253 My 600-lb. Wedding by Ana "I ate the other n" Navarro.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (zmIJL)

254 241 Has anyone posted pictures of Ana's shoes? Is she going the Imelda Marcos route

Just, please, no pictures of her big ugly Barney Rubble feet. Please.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (DQjsT)

255 I have to be honest. Her face looks like the face of someone who's just now realized what they've done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (GJnhB)

256 There used to be an old joke about smuggling a Canadian pig in a wedding dress over the border ...

Posted by: Al Cardenas at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (ALXav)

257 Omar the Tent Maker scored big time when he got the deal for that dress.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (ffYR/)

258 Cardenas was a senior adviser and fundraiser for the 2016 Jeb Bush presidential campaign until it was suspended.



Boy, can he pick 'em.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

259 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark.

--

She is wearing Michelle Fields fake arm. Something borrowed...

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (YslsA)

260 233 What did she do to get famous?
_____________

dissed Republicans on t.v. while pretending to be one.

She's sort of the El Salvador version of Megs McCain.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (fqUgw)

261 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Sir Mix A-Lot at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (/efmD)

262 /socks

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (ALXav)

263 233 What did she do to get famous?
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (JgA4k)


Correction: WHOM did she do to get famous?

In this context I don't even want to think about Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (O4I3S)

264 You rotters are just upset you didn't get invited.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (m/Gc2)

265 No, that's not the father of the bride---he's actually younger than the groom.
Posted by: important
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That was, of course, my first thought.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (U2TY5)

266 oops, Nicaragua, not el Salvador

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (fqUgw)

267 If only the GOP could marry ole Mitt off, maybe to a nice Mormon volcano.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (Z4rgH)

268 The Great White Whale has been sighted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (aA3+G)

269 So how long has Granpa been poking the heifer?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

270 Rumor has it the fire department insisted on the outdoor venue to avoid a dangerous accumulation of methane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (Mouru)

271 261 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Sir Mix A-Lot at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (/efmD)


"Me too."

- - Soupy Sales and a coconut custard pie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (zBaqJ)

272 She can file her nails while the old dude waits for his Viagra to work.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

273 Will she cook rabbits for me?

Posted by: Captain Borodin at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (cqNba)

274 *blinks*

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (oVJmc)

275 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark. Like her forearm is wrapped in cellophane and it's cut off circulation to her hand.


She had her hand surgically replaced with a chunk of jerky.

In case she got hungry during the ceremony.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (CRRq9)

276 Can she be allowed to wear white?

I'm pretty sure she's not a virgin. The vegetables talk in awe about her.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (TUY4S)

277 When the people reach that size they're bed-ridden. The only way they can get food is if someone brings it to them. There's always at least one enabler in the family, and everyone else goes along with it. I saw an episode where the mom kept sabotaging her son's efforts to lose. The dad just kept out of it. Really dysfunctional family.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)

It's got to be a serious mental illness and serious enabling for someone to get to that point where they're so overweight that they are immobilized.

That's... absurd.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (GBteo)

278 Manatee overboard!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)
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I've had it with the speciesist jokes!

Posted by: Manatee with a chainsaw at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (Hx3Yn)

279 259 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark.

--

She is wearing Michelle Fields fake arm. Something borrowed...
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (YslsA)


And blue*...

*groom's balls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (zBaqJ)

280 She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey that's been rolled in flour.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (VpIIl)

281 MITT! Where the hell did he go? WE NEED MORE CHAMPAGNE OVER HERE AND WHERE ARE THE CANAPES?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (zmIJL)

282 Ehhh... idk.



I think most 20-30 year old women

a) are thinking about having kids

b) are creeped out at the thought of having sex with a guy who is old enough to be their grandfather

and

c) are still in that optimistic phase of life where they think
they'll marry a 6'3 former D1 athlete investment banker from a rich
family.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (GBteo)


---

Drive up to any of them in a Lamborghini or Ferrari (or something else REALLY exotic) and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going to dinner with you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (xyung)

283 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark.

--

She is wearing Michelle Fields fake arm. Something borrowed...
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
---------

Well, this thread is done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (U2TY5)

284 218
was Captain Flatbutt in attendance?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (RKQ/v)

No. There would be like a matter anti-matter reaction with the loss of millions dead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (t6MX/)

285 'Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My eyes was aching

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (ALXav)

286 A little obvious there, aren't you, Toots?

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (hjaPQ)

287 278 Manatee overboard!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)
-----
I've had it with the speciesist jokes!
Posted by: Manatee with a chainsaw at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (Hx3Yn)


"Tell me about it. My career tanked."

- - Paul Mantee

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (zBaqJ)

288 Cardenas was a senior adviser and fundraiser for the 2016 Jeb Bush presidential campaign until it was suspended.

BILLBOARDS!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (Boy/L)

289 "Imagine deciding to marry a younger woman at 71, and you pick that fat ham."

ha, well there are guys that like the beef, but yeah, he shoulda gone for the younger model, that was less "famous". Or maybe with Navarro he gets invited to the parties to rub shoulders with the celebrities.


or maybe it was just true love, Navarro needed the daddy figure.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

290 They showed a picture of the bride's cake but they didn't show what everyone else ate.

Posted by: abbynormal at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (h5Lyp)

291 Well, I had to roll her in flour on our wedding night to find the hole.

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Old Geezer Husband at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (DQjsT)

292

EM WEIGHT WATCHERS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (GEhPL)

293 Ana Navarro, you make the the rocking world go 'round.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)

294
Cardenas was a senior adviser and fundraiser for the 2016 Jeb Bush presidential campaign until it was suspended.

That's LOL worthy. Like being a senior advisor for the Titanic on its maiden cruise.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (jYje5)

295 At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)

296 Has anyone posted pictures of Ana's shoes? Is she going the Imelda Marcos route?


Well, you know they're flats.

Because, after she wears them...

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (oVJmc)

297 Has anyone posted pictures of Ana's shoes? Is she going the Imelda Marcos route?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (NiQyj)

______

She certainly hasn't seen her feet for at least a decade... maybe more

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (flINI)

298 What exactly is going on with her right arm? I'm on the phone screen so it's all small but it looks... shiny and then dark.

It's the handle of a leash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (O4I3S)

299 295 At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)


Her brain is fountain of fertilizer that never runs out...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (zBaqJ)

300 Drive up to any of them in a Lamborghini or Ferrari (or something else REALLY exotic) and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going to dinner with you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (xyung)

Heh, I wouldn't know.

I drive one of those older, high mileage "practical" cars that does not help me in any way get laid.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)

301 Cardenas was a senior adviser and fundraiser for the 2016 Jeb Bush presidential campaign until it was suspended.

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Quick Moron poll: do you think the wedding cost more per attendant than Jeb's campaign spent per vote in NH during the primary season?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (KUaJL)

302 Talk about mudflaps
My girl's got 'em

Posted by: Al Cardenas at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (Mouru)

303 If I didn't know any better, I would have thought that was a Beluga whale.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (VpIIl)

304 No wonder she's against the Wall. Who would have worked the wedding?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (zO1cf)

305 Drive up to any of them in a Lamborghini or Ferrari (or something else
REALLY exotic) and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going
to dinner with you.

ADDENDUM:

Remember, we're talking about young women who are pretty much living hand to mouth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (xyung)

306 She gives up her career for her man. Two years later, he drops dead, and his wealth was nothing but a Ponzi scheme. Anna spends her days in Walmart yoga pants (size huge). chowing down on Little Debbie while watching the View in a double wide mobile home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (xzqr4)

You forgot the part where she yells at the TV while watching the hens. "You sluts are lucky I'm gone! I made you all look like Whoopi Goldberg! And I made Whoopi look like the Predator!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (3sjI6)

307 The bigger the cushion...

Posted by: Aud at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (uBywd)

308 "acres and acres of ass, and it's all mine!"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (LWu6U)

309 At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.
Posted by: Puddin Head

--

This thread just went from funny to dark.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (YslsA)

310 Huh.

Apparently, their wedding suite that night was bugged by Russians!

Here's the tape:

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"


That's hawt!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (CRRq9)

311 What is that hideous female thing with the teeth and wrinkles haunting the ad sections of this august publication? That thing is so ugly it would make a train take a dirt road
That thing is so ugly it could stop a clock
That thing is so ugly it makes Hillary tolerable, but only by comparison
Where is the eye bleach??

Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (JNTt1)

312 You want to know how he sealed the deal. He lied about his age. Told her he was 86.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Early candidate for thread winner

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (6rX0K)

313 I just noticed most of the guests aren't even looking at the bride and groom.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)

314 Ana is thick. Mitt is thick as a brick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (THZvf)

315 Talk about bum cakes my gal's got 'em...

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Old Geezer Husband at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (DQjsT)

316 Like being a senior advisor for the Titanic on its maiden cruise.

If the Titanic had been blown to bits in port by a pirate dreadnought.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (Boy/L)

317 261
I'd hit it.

Posted by: Sir Mix A-Lot at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (/efmD)

Like you could miss.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (t6MX/)

318 The menu at the reception is Samoan food.

Because she keeps saying "I'll have Samoa..."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

319 That banana is way over ripe.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)

320 Hopefully the guests got to the buffet before Ana.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

321 It's got to be a serious mental illness and serious enabling for someone to get to that point where they're so overweight that they are immobilized.
---------

In his retirement, my BIL did volunteer work with the county EMT's .

He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7Mh9)

322 23 She's walking down the aisle, newly married, and she's looking at the floor? What's that posture say about a person?Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)

Quote from the article: I like everything about him.

Especially his bank account!

Posted by: sinalco at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (yODqO)

323 At his age he will discover what an old History Prof told me once, that looking for it is a hell of a lot more fun than when he finally finds it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (0tfLf)

324 If the 10,000 square foot house is a rockin ... never mind, don't think about that.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (Cus5s)

325 Big girls don't cry

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (RFsxL)

326 That's no moon....

Posted by: OyVey Wan Kenobi at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (oVJmc)

327 Drive up to any of them in a Lamborghini or Ferrari (or something else REALLY exotic) and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going to dinner with you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (xyung)

OTOH, there's the women who think that driving a car like that means the man is overcompensating

Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

328 In his retirement, my BIL did volunteer work with the county EMT's .

He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7Mh9)

Yeah that's ridiculous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (GBteo)

329 I just noticed most of the guests aren't even looking at the bride and groom.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)



They're all fascinated by the trail of donut crumbs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (Mouru)

330 I will say that Grandpa Groom looks over the moon with happiness. Not being snarky, he really does look thrilled to be there.



Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (e9omi)

331 Remember, we're talking about young women who are pretty much living hand to mouth.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (xyung)


Hand?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (O4I3S)

332 She identifies as a White Hispanic Whale now.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (9Qakm)

333 Graham Nash then 74 dumped his wife of 38 years to hook up with a 37 y/o Joni Mitchell lookalike. His happiness you know.
Jimmy Page has a daughter in her forties and a girlfriend in her twenties.
Rich and/or famous. but mostly rich wins young puddy everytime.

Posted by: deepred at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (AfBox)

334 At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.


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Huh. I would think she was already years past being an at-risk candidate for a typical child to arrive safely.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (xyung)

335 Did Ana also get put on his living will during the vows?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

336 332 She identifies as a White Hispanic Whale now.
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (9Qakm)


Mojito Dick?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

337 looks like a fuckin parade float. vito weeps.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)

338 That guy is smiling like he won the lottery.

Astounding.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (tVWQB)

339 Weddings show that women and men are fundamentally different. Have you ever heard a man say that their wedding day was the greatest or happiest day of their life? Women live for that shit. It's all about playing dress-up and being the center of attention.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (3sjI6)

340 Remember, we're talking about young women who are pretty much living hand to mouth.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
------------

Annnnd, Robbies tees one up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (U7Mh9)

341 When the people reach that size they're bed-ridden. The only way they can get food is if someone brings it to them. There's always at least one enabler in the family, and everyone else goes along with it. I saw an episode where the mom kept sabotaging her son's efforts to lose. The dad just kept out of it. Really dysfunctional family.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)


You'd think helping them to lose weight would be the easiest thing in the world. Just keep putting the chow a little farther out of their reach ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (O4I3S)

342 Who gives a f*ck
I surely don't
All of these creatures
can jump in a moat.

Posted by: (sung to the tune of the bridal chorus from Lohengrin) at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (AURKQ)

343

zombie Steve McQueen was seen heading to wedding to try to stop her from devouring every thing in sight

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (OLCnA)

344 Puerca Piggy got married? Woah!

Posted by: JustN at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (sWo/q)

345 " When the people reach that size they're bed-ridden. The only way they can get food is if someone brings it to them. There's always at least one enabler in the family, and everyone else goes along with it."

Like several years ago when the one zoo announced that their gorilla had finally quit smoking?

I was like.....Da Fuqua, don't they card him at the convenience store?

Then I realized, he probably had a fake ID.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (cqNba)

346 All I can picture is her honeymoon night with her filing her nails while he's on top of her trying to hump away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)

347 He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.

The Great Ron White: At some point you reach the weight where you should just stay at home and go for the record.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (Boy/L)

348 On their honeymoon Ana best stay away from any beaches frequented by Japanese whalers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (THZvf)

349 Is it have your age +9 or +7??


I think it's +7

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (GJnhB)

350 Half

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (GJnhB)

351 321 It's got to be a serious mental illness and serious enabling for someone to get to that point where they're so overweight that they are immobilized.
---------

In his retirement, my BIL did volunteer work with the county EMT's .

He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7Mh9)

A friend of mine was an EMT, and he told me that once he had to apply the defib paddles to a woman so fat that he had to lift up her breast to get it out of the way - and a sandwich fell out from under it.

Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (7HtZB)

352 333 Graham Nash then 74 dumped his wife of 38 years to hook up with a 37 y/o Joni Mitchell lookalike. His happiness you know.
Jimmy Page has a daughter in her forties and a girlfriend in her twenties.
Rich and/or famous. but mostly rich wins young puddy everytime.
Posted by: deepred at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (AfBox)


And yet, Ringo is still married to Barbara Bach and I believe John Paul Jones of Zeppelin is still married to his first wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)

353
At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.
Posted by: Puddin Head


You know that a female is born with every egg she'll ever have at that moment.

So we're talking about nearly half century old eggs.

Not in my omelette. Thank you very much. I have a BIL who was from that time frame. His rap sheet is worthy of lethal injection.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (jYje5)

354 There are large tracts of land and then there is Ana Navarro.

Are her bewbs called The Guns of Navarro?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (NiQyj)

355 OTOH, there's the women who think that driving a car like that means the man is overcompensating

Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (7HtZB)


-

Sure, and men, too (see also: enormous watches) but they're still $250K+ cars to a young lady with no prospects who is making 1/10th of that every year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (xyung)

356 If you squint at the picture, it looks like someone dropped a blob of yogurt on the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (VpIIl)

357 What do you think is in the pre-nup ?

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (RFsxL)

358 and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going to dinner with you.

+++

#NeverTrump only breeds amongst it's own. Pretty soon they'll have consanguinity issues

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (ALXav)

359 Eh, fat chicks need love too.

And insulin.

Mostly insulin.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

360 one zoo announced that their gorilla had finally quit smoking?

I was like.....Da Fuqua, don't they card him at the convenience store?

--

His card is in gorilla years.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (YslsA)

361 346 All I can picture is her honeymoon night with her filing her nails while he's on top of her trying to hump away.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)


Ever see the movie "Seven Beauties?" Your image reminds of the scene between Giannini and Shirley Stoler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (zBaqJ)

362
Anna spends her days in Walmart yoga pants (size huge). chowing down on Little Debbie while watching the View in a double wide mobile home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


It won't blow away in a tornado.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (aKsyK)

363 337 looks like a fuckin parade float. vito weeps.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)

I want something like that to ride down the street in the World Series parade

Posted by: Bryce Harper at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

364 Guys, find a girl who looks at you like Anna Navarro looks at a donut.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (KUaJL)

365 At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.

---
Huh. I would think she was already years past being an at-risk candidate for a typical child to arrive safely.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (xyung)

If it was possible, she would have an abortion to speak truth to power. And have it documented to show on the View.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (3sjI6)

366 He's 71, she's 47.

So he's rich? But if he's rich enough to get a gal 24 years his junior, why didn't he hold out for someone who isn't "big boned" ?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (+lVUW)

367 Hold it...

Anna Nicole Smith
Ana Navarro

Coincidence? You decide.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (U7Mh9)

368 Bob Menendez was there? Did they assign someone to keep an eye on the flower girl?

Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)

369 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)

Some people get pathological about being caregivers. It makes them feel so important that they don't want their patient to get better. They like having people depend on them for their sustenance.

In politics, we call such people Democrats.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (J+mig)

370 All I can picture is her honeymoon night with her filing her nails while he's on top of her trying to hump away.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)

---------------------------

He'll know he scored when she drops it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (ffYR/)

371 Anna spends her days in Walmart yoga pants (size huge). chowing down on Little Debbie while watching the View in a double wide mobile home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

It won't blow away in a tornado.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (aKsyK)


It's Florida. She makes fine hurricane ballast.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (Boy/L)

372 I can only imagine that picture from the back- and there goes lunch.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (VpIIl)

373 We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Brody at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (uloIh)

374 She definitely "settled" for the money in this deal. Her face says it all.


She keeps saying "Just one night" calmly to herself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ymnmz)

375 368 Bob Menendez was there? Did they assign someone to keep an eye on the flower girl?
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)


He was with the deflowered girl.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (zBaqJ)

376 SHE'S THIN SHAMING!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (IXZGh)

377 I think she looks pretty, though I'm not sure the design for top of the dress was wise. Also, she's trying to do the shy- bride- looking- down- pic from pinterest and I don't think she can carry it off at her age.
It's really too bad that she's such a hag on the inside.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (al6UK)

378 Al Cardenas's bio is interesting: https://bit.ly/2EENlN9. In addition to Jeb!'s campaign CPAC, he worked closely with Reagan and HW Bush, and was a president of American Conservative Union. Although he seems to be a Mitt kind of Republican, he is probably way too conservative for CNN.

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ZD+J8)

379 There she blows! There she blows! A hump-like a snow hill!
It is Moby-Dick!

I keel you!

Posted by: Ahab Ahab Achmed Mohammed at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (37IEG)

380 Tami, luckily the flower girl identified xirself as a porpoise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (NiQyj)

381 So he's rich? But if he's rich enough to get a gal 24 years his junior, why didn't he hold out for someone who isn't "big boned" ?
Posted by: nerdygirl
-----------

All I really had was political influence. Would only work with a political climber.

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (fZcn6)

382 Did Rick Wilson attend?

Posted by: Paul L. at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (zwYBJ)

383 354 There are large tracts of land and then there is Ana Navarro.

Are her bewbs called The Guns of Navarro?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (NiQyj)

The pron version, "Force 10 into Navarro", was... ill-advised.

Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (7HtZB)

384 talk about white, errr, wide priveledge. have you no shame?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (KP5rU)

385 Pro-Tip: Invite rich people to your wedding

Posted by: AnnNavarro's Sick Mind at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (25Dt7)

386 And yet, Ringo is still married to Barbara Bach and I believe John Paul Jones of Zeppelin is still married to his first wife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)



Party animal Charlie Watts has been married to the same woman for over 50 years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (OLCnA)

387 357
What do you think is in the pre-nup ?

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (RFsxL)

A snack.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (t6MX/)

388 "Ever see the movie "Seven Beauties?" Your image reminds of the scene between Giannini and Shirley Stoler." jjs

Funny. Every time I leave the hot yoga studio in my stinking clothes I think of "Swept Away."

Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (m/Gc2)

389 Their wedding song was La Cucaracha played by a mariachi band composed of illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)

390 She didn't marry him for his money, it just turned out the man she loved was fabulously wealthy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

391 Bob Fosse was a fucking stud.

Sorry, watching 'All That Jazz' over lunch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (bcbK8)

392 345 " When the people reach that size they're bed-ridden. The only way they can get food is if someone brings it to them. There's always at least one enabler in the family, and everyone else goes along with it."

And being unable to move they have very little muscle, which means they have the metabolism of a loaf of Wonder Bread.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (JgA4k)

393 Eh, fat chicks need love too.

And insulin.

Mostly insulin.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

Lest we forget donuts....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (3sjI6)

394 Are they cruising with Captain Cuck?

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (THZvf)

395 My Love Boat awaits for these two kids.....

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (XIIou)

396 368 Bob Menendez was there? Did they assign someone to keep an eye on the flower girl?
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)

That Bob Menendez continues to breathe the air of free men is evidence of precisely how far we've fallen.

Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (NYS7S)

397 391 Bob Fosse was a fucking stud.

Sorry, watching 'All That Jazz' over lunch
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (bcbK


Well, Roy Scheider. But yeah, Bob Fosse and Gwen Virdon in their day were incredible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (zBaqJ)

398 141 She has the body of a pneumatic tire
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Mthal)

Bibendum

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (JFO2v)

399 So he's rich? But if he's rich enough to get a gal 24 years his junior, why didn't he hold out for someone who isn't "big boned" ?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (+lVUW)


My mother thought she was cute when I would say something in public and she would blurt out "I'm sorry, I didn't raise him to be rude." My response was "I'm not rude, I'm big boned."

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (IXZGh)

400 You want to know how he sealed the deal. He lied about his age. Told her he was 86.

Posted by: NaCly Dog



Early candidate for thread winnerPosted by: Blue Hen at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (6rX0K)

Holy crap. I've been doing it all wrong. I'm lying about my age in the wrong direction!

I gotta try that soon.

"Hi Honey. You're cute. *hack* *hack* *spit* I'm looking for someone like you to spend the rest of my life with".

"How old you ask?" "why, not a day over 88" "You should see my indoor pool". "But first let's go to your place". "More private".

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (TUY4S)

401 Party animal Charlie Watts has been married to the same woman for over 50 years.

Also to the same drum riff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (Boy/L)

402 All I can picture is her honeymoon night with her filing her nails while he's on top of her trying to hump away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)



I picture the monty pythons animation where the little dude is bouncing off her like a big trampoline.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (9Om/r)

403
He was with the deflowered girl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM


For that you get de-platformed. De-monetized.

Posted by: Big Tech at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (jYje5)

404 390 She didn't marry him for his money, it just turned out the man she loved was fabulously wealthy.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

Whenever someone says "it's not about the money"?

Yeah, it's pretty much always about the money.

Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (NYS7S)

405 Shes wider than I am and I'm 3 weeks into a bulk phase.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (SkuXa)

406 Ana's a cross between the Michelin Man and Frosty the Snowman

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

407 Bet the Queen song "Fat Bottomed Girls" was not on the wedding playlist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (NiQyj)

408 406 Ana's a cross between the Michelin Man and Frosty the Snowman
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

Only evil and sadistic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK8)

409 Although he seems to be a Mitt kind of Republican, he is probably way too conservative for CNN.

++++

Hahaha it should probably tip you off about the true nature of conservatism

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (ALXav)

410 Does Ana beep when she backs up?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

411 The thing with marrying an old guy, he's probably divorced at least once and going to leave all his money to his kids. So what's the point?
You put up with his shit for a few years, he finally croaks, then all his money goes to his adult brats who hate you.
I'm a realist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)

412 So Anna Navarro married George Hamilton?

Posted by: Gopher Yerguns and his wooly chaps at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (hu22E)

413 Is it have your age +9 or +7??


I think it's +7

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (GJnhB)

350 Half
Posted by: AlaBAMA


It's half plus 7 unless you're rich. Then the rules don't apply.

See Anna Nicole Smith. .

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (IxRYM)

414 All I can picture is her honeymoon night with her filing her nails while he's on top of her trying to hump away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)


Some dudes get off on being degraded like that.

Not me, though. Other dudes.

Posted by: Bill Krystol at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

415 Who has the panczki?

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (fnWQo)

416 Ana's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

417 408 406 Ana's a cross between the Michelin Man and Frosty the Snowman
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK

It's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man

Posted by: Dr. Ray Stantz at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (7HtZB)

418 Why Ana looks as happy as a pig in a silk dress.

Posted by: JDubb at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (waM0p)

419 she must be on the candy cruller diet. goodyear know one of their hangers is empty?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (KP5rU)

420 You want to know how he sealed the deal. He lied about his age. Told her he was 86.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

With a heart condition.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (zmIJL)

421 Where's the cake?

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (vtcmf)

422 408 406 Ana's a cross between the Michelin Man and Frosty the Snowman
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK

Treadworn and frigid?

Posted by: (sung to the tune of the bridal chorus from Lohengrin) at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)

423 Death by fork.

Burial by fork lift.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (Z4rgH)

424 Why does that dumbfuck have such a big cheese on his face? HE'S being taken. He's got enough money to get himself an ARM candy gold digger......not that heifer.

I can't imagine she being worth her weight in gold in the sack.......

Wait......that's a lotta weight.......Nope. No way.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (IXZGh)

425 352333 Graham Nash then 74 dumped his wife of 38 years to hook up with a 37 y/o Joni Mitchell lookalike. His happiness you know.
---------------------------
I think the real Joni is in some Nursing Home with a tubes and a drool cup. Graham chose wisely with Joni 2.0.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)

426 313 I just noticed most of the guests aren't even looking at the bride and groom.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)

Ana warped the space around her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

427 Ana's a cross between the Michelin Man and Frosty the Snowman


Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM
I was going in another direction: The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.

Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (XIIou)

428 Don't like her? What's wrong with her?
She's beau...uh...she's rich!
She's got huge.....contracts!

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (37IEG)

429 (socken offen)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (AURKQ)

430 Wait. This articles title references Mitt Romney. He's under that enormous dress- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)

431 "56
The dress is not very pretty. Also, she looks like she'd rather be anywhere else.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (lwiT4)"
I assembled that dress using the finest Egyptian Cotton and Silks from the Orient.

Posted by: Omar, the Tentmaker at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (R2gO3)

432 Meh, I'm not going to mock her for her weight. I'm not exactly a poster child for fitness. Even the age gap doesn't bother me. So what? Good for them.

That doesn't detract that she is a propagandist for the Left. The token 'conservative' for CNN (i.e. not a conservative). She's a liar. Another lefty talking head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (lBRPF)

433 Dude looks happy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

434 Roger Daltry of the Who has been married to the same woman now for over 30 years, he mentions this at concerts and I think he's a little amazed she has stayed with him.

Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (e9omi)

435
He kind of looks like Phil Harris. Maybe he's a boozer too which might explain his incredibly poor choice in women

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OLCnA)

436 A subscription to lard watchers would make her a thoughtful wedding gift.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (THZvf)

437 425 352333 Graham Nash then 74 dumped his wife of 38 years to hook up with a 37 y/o Joni Mitchell lookalike. His happiness you know.
---------------------------
I think the real Joni is in some Nursing Home with a tubes and a drool cup. Graham chose wisely with Joni 2.0.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)


He woke up and saw Chelsea in the morning...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)

438 313 I just noticed most of the guests aren't even looking at the bride and groom.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)

Too busy re-tweeting Cuck KristolMeth's re-tweets.

Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (NYS7S)

439 the profile photo is even less flattering..

http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp

Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)

440 What do you think is in the pre-nup ?

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (RFsxL)

A snack.
Posted by: flounder


That right there is funny. I don't care who you are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (IxRYM)

441 Maybe he just likes telling people his wife is on TV. I mean, the whole damn screen, even.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (RFsxL)

442 Meh, I'm not going to mock her for her weight
---------

I wouldn't have two years ago. Civility is over at their behest.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (SkuXa)

443 Apparently gold-digging doesn't get you into shape.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

444 Maybe Ace can teach Ana about Ketosis?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)

445 Oh honey......You looked absolutely obliterating in that dress......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

446 It's a well kept secret that Ana's dress is so large, it later doubles as a wedding tent for the guests.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (VpIIl)

447 QUITE A BUFFET ..

Posted by: wife uses rem oil at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (WQxgw)

448 She's so fat that at the start of the ceremony, she had 6 " heels and by the end, they were flip flops.

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (gmo/4)

449 That guy is smiling like he won the lottery."

First wife payments and child support over?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (MSiSP)

450 Maybe he just likes telling people his wife is on TV. I mean, the whole damn screen, even.

Yeah a real BIG TV star

Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (tWnED)

451 Were all the neverTrumpers there?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (JgA4k)

452 435
He kind of looks like Phil Harris. Maybe he's a boozer too which might explain his incredibly poor choice in women
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OLCnA)

Baloo the Bear and Dumbo. I wonder where she is keeping her magic feather?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

453 Apparently gold-digging doesn't get you into shape.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)


When you're getting the money as the Cow for free......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

454 Their wedding song was La Cucaracha played by a mariachi band composed of illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Marcus T
----------

But, will they do the Chicken Dance?

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (U2TY5)

455 Look at the picture closely. Dude is smiling like it's butt stuff tonight.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (IxRYM)

456 If Ana took a DNA test, it would come back 87% Duroc.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (iys0/)

457 439 the profile photo is even less flattering..

http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)


In fairness, she needed to turn sideways to fit through the door.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (O4I3S)

458 I would pay to see him heft her over the threshold.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (LWu6U)

459 441; you need a 70" screen at minimum to fit that on the tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (KP5rU)

460 411 The thing with marrying an old guy, he's probably divorced at least once and going to leave all his money to his kids. So what's the point?
You put up with his shit for a few years, he finally croaks, then all his money goes to his adult brats who hate you.
I'm a realist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)

In all seriousness: maybe they genuinely get along and enjoy each others company.

I think she probably has a decent amount of money on her own, which is probably why he'd rather marry her then some gold digger who is just using him for his money.

That would be my guess at least.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (GBteo)

461 Did Hillary and Michelle's coterie of dressmakers produce Ana's wedding attire?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (NiQyj)

462 378 Al Cardenas's bio is interesting: https://bit.ly/2EENlN9. In addition to Jeb!'s campaign CPAC, he worked closely with Reagan and HW Bush, and was a president of American Conservative Union. Although he seems to be a Mitt kind of Republican, he is probably way too conservative for CNN.
Posted by: jayhawkone at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ZD+J

___________________

The item I found most interesting is that while serving Jeb's campaign, he was still a lobbyist. How brazen is that?

Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (Zb/s1)

463 422 408 406 Ana's a cross between the Michelin Man and Frosty the Snowman
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK

Treadworn and frigid?
Posted by: (sung to the tune of the bridal chorus from Lohengrin) at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)

I would like to present this award for best riff on a bad joke.

Well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)

464 Plenty of warm rolls, around that landing strip..

Posted by: wife uses rem oil at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (WQxgw)

465 Maybe he just likes telling people his wife is on TV. I mean, the whole damn screen, even.
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (RFsxL)


Can't fit in your eyes.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

466 435
He kind of looks like Phil Harris. Maybe he's a boozer too which might explain his incredibly poor choice in women
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OLCnA)


It was nice of them to airbrush out the seeing-eye dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (O4I3S)

467 I knew a Chief in the Navy who was married to the same woman for 25 years.

She cheated on him every time he went to sea. Guys followed his duty stations to continue relationships with her. He didn't know.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (ALXav)

468 Bear childing hips.

And bile-cheering lips.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

469 the profile photo is even less flattering..



http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp

Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)



Oh my.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (lwiT4)

470 Bring on the mini empanadas, tout suite!

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (vtcmf)

471 Well she's no Nanzi Pelosi. Chicks with dentures are hot!

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)

472 That guy is smiling like he won the lottery."



Well....a massive stroke strikes everyone differently.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (CRRq9)

473 http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)

In fairness, she needed to turn sideways to fit through the door.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (O4I3S)

Is that guy to the left of the bride Johnny Sack from the Sopranos?

Now that i think about it... the chick does kind of look like Johnny Sack's daughter on the show.

Hmmmm...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (GBteo)

474 She's walking down the aisle, newly married, and she's looking at the floor? What's that posture say about a person?Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM

Arrows down on the floor with signs that say, Reception food this way.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (zmIJL)

475 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)

Two words: Pre Nup.

They can go both ways.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (TUY4S)

476 432 Meh, I'm not going to mock her for her weight. I'm not exactly a poster child for fitness. Even the age gap doesn't bother me. So what? Good for them.

That doesn't detract that she is a propagandist for the Left. The token 'conservative' for CNN (i.e. not a conservative). She's a liar. Another lefty talking head.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (lBRPF)

I kind of don't like the whole "Fat people haven't earned the privilege of being loved" thing, but in Navarro's case, her attitude shouldn't have earned her that privilege.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

477 430 Wait. This articles title references Mitt Romney. He's under that enormous dress- right?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)

Trying to tie the dog's crate to the limo.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

478 probably feels like the captain of a cruise ship when he takes her from behind.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (KP5rU)

479 461 Did Hillary and Michelle's coterie of dressmakers produce Ana's wedding attire?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (NiQyj)


No. It's a little number from the Dick Butkus collection.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (O4I3S)

480 I don't care about people's weight. It's that she's an evil, angry asshole that makes it an issue.

If she was a kind, honest person you wouldn't hear a peep from me about her weight. But she's ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)

481 Maybe he just likes telling people his wife is on TV. I mean, the whole damn screen, even

+++

The camera adds 10 pounds

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)

482
She fell and crashed into the guests. Oh the huge manatee

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (OLCnA)

483 338
That guy is smiling like he won the lottery.



Astounding.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (tVWQB)

++++
She, on the other hand, looks like she could flatten any male exuberance with just a glance.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (aWjrD)

484 467 I knew a Chief in the Navy who was married to the same woman for 25 years.

She cheated on him every time he went to sea. Guys followed his duty stations to continue relationships with her. He didn't know.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (ALXav)

Sounds like a real keeper.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (GBteo)

485 Maduro brought the empanadas.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

486 The right to hip bears?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (37IEG)

487 467 I knew a Chief in the Navy who was married to the same woman for 25 years.

She cheated on him every time he went to sea. Guys followed his duty stations to continue relationships with her. He didn't know.
--------------------------
The O-Club at Pearl was a veritable stock yard of sailor wives when the fleet was out. There is a lot of things you sailors don't know about. Just Ask a Marine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (2LelM)

488 Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (ALXav)

He knew.

He was GAY!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (TUY4S)

489 National Suicide:Swedish PM says ISIS fighters can return,refuses to strip citizenship

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323518/

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (BXMxN)

490 "She's 47."

47 percenter?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (h020I)

491 He woke up and saw Chelsea in the morning"

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (MSiSP)

492 I don't care about people's weight. It's that she's an evil, angry asshole that makes it an issue.

If she was a kind, honest person you wouldn't hear a peep from me about her weight. But she's ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)


Look. I'm a reasonably big "do unto others" guy. She hates me, spews lies and filth about me.

She's EARNED the fat jokes, the swine.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

493 490 "She's 47."

47 percenter?
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (h020I)

Stone.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

494 But look! She's all demure in the photo!

Just wait till he wants to talk about something serious and she starting filing her nails.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (37IEG)

495 She's walking down the aisle, newly married, and she's looking at the
floor? What's that posture say about a person?Posted by: joe, living
dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM


It's a show of reverence for one's sumo opponent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (t6MX/)

496 Yeah, I'm not really feeling the fat shaming aspect here.

I don't generally like to make fun of people's bodies. I've even been known to be overweight at times in my life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (GBteo)

497 That guy is smiling like he won the lottery.



Not at his bride, though. Some other guest has his full attention. Bride and groom aren't looking at each other. But then again, their guests don't seem to care enough to look at them either.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (zmIJL)

498 You do everything - everything - to look your absolute best self on your wedding day. Women, I mean. It's kind of sad that with all the money that she probably has at her disposal, this is what her absolute best self is. I kind of feel bad for her.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

499 I knew a bubblehead that sadly killed himself when he found out what and who his wife was doing...

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)

500 If she went on a fad diet then she'd have to have plastic surgery to remove the extra skin. And her new husband doesn't care regardless, he makes her look young and pretty.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (xxAFD)

501
The camera adds 10 pounds

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)



She must have a couple hundred cameras on her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (OLCnA)

502 The camera adds 10 pounds
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)

How many freaking cameras are on her, then?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (AURKQ)

503 Ace, I think you got the numbers reversed. She's definitely 71 stone.

Posted by: redsweater at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (4LOJk)

504 The camera adds 10 pounds
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)


Just how many cameras were there there?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (O4I3S)

505 So, old GOPe lobbyist marries fat TV journalista.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (iBAtG)

506
She's ... a vision ... of horror

Posted by: woof! at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (pNxlR)

507 She's EARNED the fat jokes, the swine.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

She filed her nails as a show of utter contempt for the parents of victim's of illegal aliens, IIRC. She deserves much worse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

508 498 You do everything - everything - to look your absolute best self on your wedding day. Women, I mean. It's kind of sad that with all the money that she probably has at her disposal, this is what her absolute best self is. I kind of feel bad for her.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

I agree, she will not be pleased when looking back at her wedding pictures.

It is sad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (GBteo)

509 499 I knew a bubblehead that sadly killed himself when he found out what and who his wife was doing...
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)

That really really sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)

510 Eh, she's not a size 0 but she doesn't look bad.

Nasty piece of work though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (9hauA)

511 Apparently gold-digging doesn't get you into shape.
Posted by: Insomniac
----------

You ain't seen nothing. Now that the deal is sealed...


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4eqfxk2

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (2kj6M)

512 Why a 71 year old man would want to marry anyone, let alone Ana Navarro is beyond me.

Pay for chicks and nurses. It'll be cheaper and more fulfilling.

Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (LQtHg)

513
Dude looks happy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM


I showed him the pre-nup right before the ceremony. When he said, "I want to screw her, so bad" I took him at his word.

Posted by: The Grooms Lawyer at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (jYje5)

514 47 percenter?
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (h020I)


Member of the 47 plate stacker club at her local Pancho's restaurant.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (IXZGh)

515 Free Willy! He's in the dress!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)

516 In all seriousness: maybe they genuinely get along and enjoy each others company.

I think she probably has a decent amount of money on her own, which is probably why he'd rather marry her then some gold digger who is just using him for his money.

That would be my guess at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (GBteo)



As much as I loathe the Porcine one, gold digger she is not. She has her own stash of money.

Does she cook well? maybe that is it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (ujg0T)

517 How many freaking cameras are on her, then?!?!

LOL

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (KCxuz)

518 I'll bet she makes him wear an orange wig when they do the nasty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

519 She's 47% cottage cheese.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (VpIIl)

520 498 You do everything - everything - to look your absolute best self on your wedding day. Women, I mean. It's kind of sad that with all the money that she probably has at her disposal, this is what her absolute best self is. I kind of feel bad for her.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

Dang, grammie! Looks like bluebell let you borrow her best shiv, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (AURKQ)

521 The most exciting part of the wedding was when the caterer had to call McDonald's for backup.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (LL1Be)

522 Maybe he just likes telling people his wife is on TV. I mean, the whole damn screen, even.
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (RFsxL)

If she was on the TV it would collapse.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (3sjI6)

523 Another song not on the wedding playlist

https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (NiQyj)

524 460
411 The thing with marrying an old guy, he's probably divorced at least
once and going to leave all his money to his kids. So what's the point?

You put up with his shit for a few years, he finally croaks, then all his money goes to his adult brats who hate you.

I'm a realist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)



In all seriousness: maybe they genuinely get along and enjoy each others company.



I think she probably has a decent amount of money on her own, which
is probably why he'd rather marry her then some gold digger who is just
using him for his money.



That would be my guess at least.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (GBteo)



Buzzkill!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (ymnmz)

525 Ace, as a wedding gift, you can send her links to the Gainzz Threads.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (VpIIl)

526

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (GEhPL)

527 no, I think this is one of those "power marriages"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (iBAtG)

528 71? Guy is most likely loaded.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (9hauA)

529
She filed her nails as a show of utter contempt for the parents of victim's of illegal aliens, IIRC. She deserves much worse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)


She'd a received the Stephen King's "Carrie" treatment, where I not afraid she could actually invoke demons to kill me.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

530 National Suicide:Swedish PM says ISIS fighters can return,refuses to strip citizenship

I don't even....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (Boy/L)

531 Do they have a special pet carrier for the jet that Willard uses?

You know how dogs just love to hang their head out the window. Feel that breeze.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (TUY4S)

532 (Proud of himself for refraining from fat jokes)Aw,who am I kidding,she is a porker.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (BXMxN)

533 the profile photo is even less flattering..



http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp



Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)

You have a knack for the understatement.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

534 oh that poor wedding dress. how in hell does it stand the stress.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

535 Mitt Romney?


You mean, Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney?


That guy?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (sy5kK)

536 no matter where she is, she's always in two zip codes at the same time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (KP5rU)

537 So did she get her nails done for the ceremony while watching an illegal rob the salon?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (Dh1wo)

538 Eh, she's not a size 0 but she doesn't look bad.

Nasty piece of work though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (9hauA)


All women usually look beautiful on their wedding day.

This one just happens to look happy in her StayPuft Marshmallow Man costume.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (IXZGh)

539 Eh, she's not a size 0 but she doesn't look bad.

Nasty piece of work though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
-----------

No, she doesn't. But when someone assertively makes a spectacle of themselves (See:Filing nails and, gold digging), they should brace up for cheap-shot derision.

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (2kj6M)

540
As much as I loathe the Porcine one, gold digger she is not. She has her own stash of money.



Does she cook well? maybe that is it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (ujg0T)


Maybe she spent it all on island gigilo vacations and the hubby is in for a little surprise. when little Paolo shows up at their door.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (ymnmz)

541 Shocka! The reviews for Captain Marvel and they're not good. "Entirely average" is one of the kinder ones.

Shocka! Despite luke warm reviews, Rotten Tomatoes scrapes the bottom of the barrel to find anything positive in them so they can manufacture a 91% positive critics' Tomatoreader.

https://bit.ly/2TmO4gx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

542 Steamed hams.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (AB9tT)

543 The post below this just got linked at Insty! Congrats Ace!

Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (Lr3FA)

544 I wish part of her pre nup was she had to read the comments here. Well done, Horde.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (y7DUB)

545 oh that poor wedding dress. how in hell does it stand the stress.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)


The attendees were advised that the back buttons were set to stun, so follow with caution.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (IXZGh)

546 AC-DC wrote a song about her, Whole Lot of Anna... 36, 44, 58 she is whole lot of woman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (pw+jk)

547 That guy is smiling like he won the lottery."







Well....a massive stroke strikes everyone differently.





Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (CRRq9)

Dementia

Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

548 Is the guy Hispanic? some cultures like their women bigger. Frankly, I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a little too skinny for my taste.

You may now proceed with the bashing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)

549 Look at that grin. Dude's already got a contractor picked hired for the heavy liftin'..

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (zLDYs)

550 Is there nothing carbs can't do?

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (nRWPy)

551 As much as I loathe the Porcine one, gold digger she is not. She has her own stash of money.

Posted by: Curmudgeon
----------

So did I.

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (YvUf/)

552 She's an icky, ugly person, and that's what I see. N matter what a person like that wears, the ugly oozes through.


There are plenty of people I am close to who are overweight. People I would protect, help and fight for. But they're not ugly inside like this fatass fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

553 romney makes me want to puke

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (bim/x)

554 I'll bet she makes him wear an orange wig when they do the nasty.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

The position where she's got a strap-on and he's chained to the bed?

Face down?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (TUY4S)

555 The attendees were advised that the back buttons were set to stun, so follow with caution.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (IXZGh)

The flower girl had little strobe beacons on and a big black and yellow sign in front and in back...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (AURKQ)

556 There WILL be a premium for all the extra fabric, Ms Navarro

Every inch of fabric I saw was necessary. No extra at all.

Posted by: Agitator at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (7YG4p)

557 Paolo not is 'little'.

Posted by: paolo at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (Dh1wo)

558 542 Steamed hams.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (AB9tT)

What Ana's hoo-hah is after a steam cleaning, Alex.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

559 I agree, she will not be pleased when looking back at her wedding pictures.



It is sad.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (GBteo)

+++People are very good at lying to themselves. I don't know what to call it, self-preservation. I've overheard females in dressing rooms, talking about how this dress or bikini is just perfect for them. When I see them it said outfit, I am thinking OMFG, are you even kidding me?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (aWjrD)

560 AC-DC wrote a song about her, Whole Lot of Anna... 36, 44, 58 she is whole lot of woman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (pw+jk)


I thought it was 42-39-56.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

561 i'm sure the rusty trailer hitch balls laying around her house sealed the deal for the old coot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (KP5rU)

562 She's a great size, for Jame Gumb.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (iys0/)

563 548 Is the guy Hispanic? some cultures like their women bigger. Frankly, I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a little too skinny for my taste.

You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)

Said the beautifully shaped girl.

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

564 Ana, two words. Low-carb.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

565 547
That guy is smiling like he won the lottery."











Well....a massive stroke strikes everyone differently.









Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (CRRq9)

Dementia


Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)


The look on their faces....they are both thinking about their "wedding night".


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)

566 71? Guy is most likely loaded.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (9hauA)

Yes, he'd have to very drunk be to marry her.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (xxAFD)

567 So does the Paolo wait?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (NiQyj)

568 Shocka! Despite luke warm reviews, Rotten Tomatoes scrapes the bottom of the barrel to find anything positive in them so they can manufacture a 91% positive critics' Tomatoreader.

https://bit.ly/2TmO4gx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

Does anyone pay attention to critics ' scores? I know I don't.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (9hauA)

569 Shocka! Michael Cohen lied about not seeking or accepting pardon from Orange Man Bad!

https://bit.ly/2NIAHRp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (+y/Ru)

570 Her dress size is 2B continued.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)

571 National Suicide:Swedish PM says ISIS fighters can return,refuses to strip citizenship

I don't even....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (Boy/L)


Gee I hope they can sit on the dole until they're ready to slaughter more infidels

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (OLCnA)

572 549
Look at that grin. Dude's already got a contractor picked hired for the heavy liftin'..


Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (zLDYs)

I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)

573 Looks like she had her hair done by a mariachi singer.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (Pqytn)

574 245 She tried a few black dresses, but people kept trying to throw her back in the bay.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (t6MX/)

flounder!

Posted by: m at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (5AuVV)

575 564 Ana, two words. Low-carb.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)

Kale-only diet, or the doctors will kick her off the patient list.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

576 Her dress size is 2B continued.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)


More like B2 Bomber.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (IXZGh)

577 . I've overheard females in dressing rooms, talking about how this dress or bikini is just perfect for them. When I see them it said outfit, I am thinking OMFG, are you even kidding me?
Posted by: washrivergal
----------

These thigh-high, fish scale boots look fabulous on me!

Posted by: Michelle at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (YvUf/)

578 Which is the worst way to go:
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

579 If she wasn't such a bitch I wouldn't comment about her weight.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (BXMxN)

580 I thought it was 42-39-56.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

Couldn't remember, went with what i thought were her measurements.

BTW, when they tell Ana Novaro to "Haul ASS!" It takes a minimum of two trips.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (pw+jk)

581
I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)


Shallow Hal?

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)

582
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)

Now I'm blushing (although no one can tell, lol).


Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (9hauA)

583 Sigh Sanchez is getting squeezed inside

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (bim/x)

584 You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)

I think one of the horde's memes is ' she could use a sammich '. The majority are not into skinny though there is a line.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (zO1cf)

585 578 Which is the worst way to go:
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

What's the difference?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)

586 Which is the worst way to go:
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8


D: Mating with Ana

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)

587 Guy is most likely loaded.

Posted by: chique d'afrique
-------------

I never doubted it for a moment...or...she has some serious daddy issues.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (YvUf/)

588 She's a sturdy girl, that's for sure. But even sturdy girls can find dresses to minimize their flaws and make themselves look beautiful. She did not choose such a dress. Or hairstyle. She just looks wrong.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (lwiT4)

589 The lions might be quicker on finishing off their meal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (NiQyj)

590 585 578 Which is the worst way to go:
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

What's the difference?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)

The story you get to tell in Heaven's waiting room?

Personally I'd go with the lion. It's at least cuddly and attractive

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

591
I think one of the horde's memes is ' she could use a sammich '. The majority are not into skinny though there is a line.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (zO1cf)

Curvy. Not Lumpy.

Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (RFsxL)

592 Ana Navarro or Brie Larson?

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)

593 I give it 9 weeks......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)

594 Not that I want to keep with the fat bashing, but I've actually been wondering for a few weeks now...

...if a vampire drank a fat person's blood, could they contract Type 2 Diabetes?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

595
romney makes me want to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (bim/x)

He looks as the US like a prospective take over company.

First he'll fire all the good people, sell all the assets, streamline production by reducing quality control and hiring a whole bunch of temps to do the work.

When customers finally get tired of the lousy product he'll sell us to China.

He's working for the Chamber of Commerce. He has to lie low for a couple years as his out of the box diss wasn't met well and he was genuinely surprised as he believed the Media on how bad Trump was hated. But the media lies.

He's like those guys in Office Space or the head honcho with the suspenders. THAT kind of asshole.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (TUY4S)

596 578 Which is the worst way to go:
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK

What's the difference?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)

D. Crushed while mating.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

597 "548 Is the guy Hispanic? some cultures like their women bigger. Frankly,
I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a
little too skinny for my taste.



You may now proceed with the bashing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
"

I dated girls of different sizes and races, but they had one thing in common. They had good hearts (most of them anyway). That was my primary requirement. Someone I could see as the mother of children. Not a mother in the pejorative sense like this fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

598 Put a couple of bells on that dress and you have an ice cream truck.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (LL1Be)

599 Ana Navarro or Brie Larson?

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)


My hand and a porno mag.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)

600 Couldn't remember, went with what i thought were her measurements.

What, not your high school locker combination?

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (8erNz)

601 I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation....

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)


I agree, somebody needed to explain the concept of "event horizon" to him. Too late now.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (kUmUV)

602 Am reminded of a line from the Vorkosigan novels.

"She could survive a small famine." Or two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (NiQyj)

603 Barf.

Posted by: lyn at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (DEwaB)

604 I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.

Posted by: flounder

--

When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)

605 They wanted to run into the ocean after walking down the isle, but were warned that Shamu might mistake someone for something.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

606 Curvy. Not Lumpy.
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (RFsxL)

If your curves look like they were drawn in crayon by a spastic kindergartner, you don't get to call yourself "curvy" anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (AURKQ)

607 She looks good in that dress, but then again I think Amy Schumer is kinda hot too.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (uGHnY)

608 Ana Navarro or Brie Larson?

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)

Well, on average, those two have the perfect ass.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

609 548 Is the guy Hispanic? some cultures like their women bigger. Frankly, I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a little too skinny for my taste.

You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)

So you're saying you like your white women on the zaftig side?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (NWiLs)

610 Yeah, curvy is great. Women can look good in a whole range of sizes. But Ana is outside that range at this point, and while cruelty is intended in this thread, it's not really cruel to say she could use a better diet and some exercise. Sloth and gluttony are vices.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (iys0/)

611 599 Ana Navarro or Brie Larson?

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)

My hand and a porno mag.....


We have this thing called the Internet now...paper is SO passe and besides, it's easier to wipe off a monitor.

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (8erNz)

612 604
I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say
love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.



Posted by: flounder



--



When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)


I'll have the lot of it!

Posted by: Things Ana Navarro said after reading a menu at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)

613
How'd she get him?

Is she --- willing to do things?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (mrSTd)

614 Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

If they're already fat, maybe.

Most vampires aren't fat. All that protein in their diet. Plus it's hard to get up to launch speed when your overweight.

Then there's the fasting-overeating cycle that they're on. Like all predators.

They would probably taste like a ice cream sundae.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (TUY4S)

615
When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)


Yes, but she DOES do a neat party trick when she gets 6 double cheeseburgers to orbit around her torso.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (IXZGh)

616 or...she has some serious daddy issues."

And.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (MSiSP)

617 combine Ana Navarro and Brie Larson and you'd have 3.5 women.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

618 I give it 9 weeks......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)

9 1/2 weeks. Pun or whatever intended.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (zO1cf)

619 Open bars at the reception. All the Snickers, Kit Kats, Milky Way bars you can eat.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (zmIJL)

620 Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)

Well, on average, those two have the perfect ass.


Back when I was biking twenty miles a day a girlfriend (who I'd picked up on one of those rides...) said it was funny that I didn't have an ass.

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)

621 "Ana Navarro or Brie Larson?



Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)



My hand and a porno mag.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)"
Death by fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (VpIIl)

622 My hand and a porno mag.....

Your memory has been sold?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (NiQyj)

623 613
How'd she get him?

Is she --- willing to do things?
---------------------
At 47 all women are willing to do things. This is the way of life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)

624 I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

625 flounder!

Posted by: m at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (5AuVV)

M!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (t6MX/)

626 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (NiQyj)

Or caused one.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (TUY4S)

627 Well, on average, those two have the perfect ass.
Posted by: joe



My wife frequently says she has the perfect ass.

But she loves me anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IxRYM)

628 The hussy had the nerve to wear white.

Posted by: wrg500 at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (BzUoq)

629 At 47 all women are willing to do things. This is the way of life.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)


Not true. My wife isn't even there yet and SOOOO many things are out the window......

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

630 You say gravity



I say Gravy-ty

Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (ymnmz)

631 I just noticed: These two were the models for SNL's "lowered expectations" skit back when it was funny.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (xxAFD)

632 9 1/2 weeks. Pun or whatever intended."

Please. She can keep her hat on. And more.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (MSiSP)

633 When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)

=====
Some wavelengths of light can escape. That is why experts call Ana "a brown hole."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)

634 Ana Navarro or Brie Larson?

Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)

I hear there are some nice mountain tops just waiting for a hermitage to be built.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (ycWCI)

635 Woman good for 70 things.

Cooking and 69.

Posted by: Confucious at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (IXZGh)

636 Speaking of blushing, in college one frat made it a mission to see if they could get me to blush. They'd randomly whisper things in my ear or say stuff to see if whatever it was would do it. I made a great show of yawning and being bored by their efforts. Finally, toward the end of sr year, one guy managed to say something that did make me blush. They carried him around the frat on their shoulders and gave him some legacy item as an award.

He's a successful DC media attorney now. Ah, the people I could bring down....

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (nRWPy)

637 Sens. Rand Paul (R-KY) and Tom Udall (D-NM) proposed legislation Tuesday to end the longest war in American history and withdraw troops from Afghanistan.
Paul and Udall, both members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, introduced the 2019 American Forces Going Home After Noble (AFGHAN) Service Act to end the longest war in American history. The legislation would declare victory in Afghanistan and would provide every combat service member a $2,500 peacetime dividend using the savings from the war in Afghanistan.

Yeah? Hey boys, whatever you think of our continued efforts in Afghanistan, you to NOT legislate Victory. Idiots. You want to leave, fine say so. Call it what it is. Declare victory?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (bim/x)

638 Her blood type is Rocky Road.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

639 Anna is 47 and I dare say she's doesn't seem to be in the minority for weight these days.

Who has no excuses is McCain. She's blown up like a balloon. A big oversized circus balloon. .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (zO1cf)

640 I dated girls of different sizes and races, but they
had one thing in common. They had good hearts (most of them anyway).
That was my primary requirement. Someone I could see as the mother of
children. Not a mother in the pejorative sense like this fraud.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (VpIIl)

++You have a good attitude. I do want to say that many times the song "Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife" which is posted here often, actually can be opposite in a lot of cases. Unattractive girls can come with all kinds of hang-ups too.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (aWjrD)

641 624
I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

Have you seen 70% of the millennials?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

642 BTW, when they tell Ana Novaro to "Haul ASS!" It takes a minimum of two trips.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (pw+jk)

Brie Larson texted to say, what is 'ass"?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (9hauA)

643 Is this was the first time on record that the chair dance was performed using a forklift?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Mouru)

644 Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

I think chubby chasing is a case of needs must.

If you can't get the skinny ones for whatever reason, there's always a low self esteem chubbo willing to put out. It can be problematic tho if you don't have the REACH.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (TUY4S)

645 I'm happy for all three of them.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)

646 When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)

Only a slightly better chance than gravy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (t6MX/)

647 Mitt, I hardly knew ye when I had to vote for ye.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (FTlwv)

648 She looks good in that dress, but then again I think Amy Schumer is kinda hot too.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (uGHnY)

Well, fat women tend to run hot. Burning calories. A lot of calories. But, not enough calories.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (3sjI6)

649 Mittens can kiss my ass!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (nQHw/)

650 Who has no excuses is McCain. She's blown up like a balloon. A big oversized circus balloon. .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (zO1cf)


Watch it!

Posted by: Brian Steler at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

651 645 I'm happy for all three of them.
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

652 Her blood type is Rocky Road"

I love rocky road...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (MSiSP)

653 Ana's dress would have been more attractive without the cake crumbs.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (2Mnv1)

654 Who has no excuses is McCain. She's blown up like a balloon. A big oversized circus balloon. .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (zO1cf)



To be fair, the prominent slots in the Macy's Day Parade aren't just handed out to anyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (Mouru)

655 Well gold digger Ana can stop pretending to be a repub now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (r+sAi)

656 622 My hand and a porno mag.....

Your memory has been sold?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (NiQyj)

Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)

657 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (IxRYM)

658 These comments are...

Well, let's just say if this is what you meet at a Moron Meetup, it is aptly named, and count me out.

Pretty lame.

Posted by: bobby ahr at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (zmZ2x)

659
Well, fat women tend to run hot. Burning calories. A lot of calories. But, not enough calories.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (3sjI6)


Flop sweat is usually a deal breaker, tho.

Posted by: Confucious at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (IXZGh)

660 If you can't get the skinny ones for whatever reason, there's always a low self esteem chubbo willing to put out. It can be problematic tho if you don't have the REACH.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (TUY4S)

You'd never know the difference. Plenty of nooks and grannies on a chubbo. And all the gravy they secrete is a good lube.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (3sjI6)

661 613


How'd she get him?



Is she --- willing to do things?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (mrSTd)

He veered too close to her gaping maw.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (t6MX/)

662 655 Well gold digger Ana can stop pretending to be a repub now.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (r+sAi)

I ain't sayin' she a gold digger...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

663 You know, I'm a man with a considerable gravitational field. Rather adipose-enhanced, if you know what I mean. What's more, I'm partial to a woman with more curves than not. That said, I have no particular qualms about cracking-wise on Ana. She's chosen to be a harpy about serious things and generally be a treasonous twat, so that removes the taint of hypocrisy if you ask me. Plus I like making black hole jokes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

664 I hope that she and her husband are very happy and that they find the blessings of love, joy and a faith in God in their marriage..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (AllCR)

665
Posted by: bobby ahr at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (zmZ2x)


You know where the door is.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (TUY4S)

666 548 Is the guy Hispanic? some cultures like their women bigger. Frankly, I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a little too skinny for my taste.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
-----------------------
He's Cuban. It's hard to generalize about "Hispanic culture" since what is chic in Spain might not be what is desirable among indios of Guatemala.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (Rxduq)

667 641 624
I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

Have you seen 70% of the millennials?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

Go to a college campus. They're literally starbucking themselves into size 22. It's actually incredible. I'm "curvy" and feel like Calista Flockhart anywhere near a college campus. Seriously.

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)

668 Speaking of blushing, in college one frat made it a mission to see if they could get me to blush. They'd randomly whisper things in my ear or say stuff to see if whatever it was would do it. I made a great show of yawning and being bored by their efforts. Finally, toward the end of sr year, one guy managed to say something that did make me blush. They carried him around the frat on their shoulders and gave him some legacy item as an award.

He's a successful DC media attorney now. Ah, the people I could bring down....
Posted by: dagny


And he said.......?

Posted by: The Horde at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (6rX0K)

669 The body language in that picture is not giving me the "happy ever after" vibe. More like, this will probably last two years...

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

670 Posted by: bobby ahr

Sorry the comments didn't meet your expectations.


I would like to apologize to you and your boyfriend.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:07 PM (LL1Be)

671 Navarro worked for McCain, Huntsman and Jeb. DO you really need to know more?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 03:07 PM (VpIIl)

672 bobby ahr
===
Well BYE

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 03:08 PM (pw+jk)

673 Posted by: bobby ahr


DEMAND a refund!!!!!

Posted by: The Horde at March 05, 2019 03:08 PM (6rX0K)

674 667 641 624
I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.

Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

Have you seen 70% of the millennials?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

Oh, and the HIGH SCHOOL! There's a 9 year gap between my middle and youngest son. The female population had DOUBLED in size and I don't mean there are more of them. Most of them outweigh every guy "on the line."

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:08 PM (nRWPy)

675
So you're saying you like your white women on the zaftig side?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (NWiLs)

LOL.

To be fair, I think black and a lot of Hispanic women carry extra weight better than white women, probably because of differences in muscle mass and body shape. I'm not talking about morbidly obese people.

But zaftig was in for y'all back in the day.

I remember listening to a short story by Dickens, and in describing how lovely the heroine was, he said she was plump. (I know that doesn't mean she was very fat.)

When food abounds, skinny becomes fashionable.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:09 PM (9hauA)

676 I see we had a lurker from Hot Air here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

677 Boner pills!

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

678 And he said.......?
Posted by: The Horde at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (6rX0K)


Had something to do with cunnilingus, but I don't remember, I was drunk, most likely. I only took 2 classes that semester so I could concentrate on my drinking and sex life.

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:10 PM (nRWPy)

679 666 548 Is the guy Hispanic? some cultures like their women bigger. Frankly, I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a little too skinny for my taste.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)

Us people 6' and taller have long lived with the saying "She ain't a lady unless she's one-eighty"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (Kpl3J)

680 He's Cuban. It's hard to generalize about "Hispanic culture" since what is chic in Spain might not be what is desirable among indios of Guatemala.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (Rxduq)

Thanks. I get that. (People assuming Africa is all the same place is a minor source of irritation.)

But the point is thst some Hispanic cultures don't mind larger women. Maybe not as big as Navarro, but not skinny.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (9hauA)

681 bobby ahr

Raw story and joemygod are the out there and to your left.

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (nRWPy)

682 Us people 6' and taller have long lived with the saying "She ain't a lady unless she's one-eighty"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (Kpl3J)

I hope a minimum height requirement goes with that statement, lol.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:13 PM (9hauA)

683 Come on, people! Maybe he has a thing for...big girls. (I have a friend of mine who likes his women...um...rotund.)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 05, 2019 03:16 PM (89JF3)

684 I hope that she and her husband are very happy and
that they find the blessings of love, joy and a faith in God in their
marriage..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (AllCR)

Judging by her on air personality, I hope that both of them have a come to Jesus moment. But I foresee a lot of passive-aggressive interactions and not much happiness. But who knows, nobody can predict the future.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:16 PM (xxAFD)

685 Ana loves her some Old Man Balls.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

686 Have you seen 70% of the millennials?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)



Go to a college campus. They're literally starbucking themselves
into size 22. It's actually incredible. I'm "curvy" and feel like
Calista Flockhart anywhere near a college campus. Seriously.

Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)

====
Old and Busted: Freshman 15
New Hotness; Freshman 50

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 03:17 PM (pw+jk)

687 Posted by: bobby ahr at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (zmZ2x)

Say hi to the other five deadenders at Patterico.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2019 03:18 PM (y7DUB)

688 I hope a minimum height requirement goes with that statement, lol. "

lol yes - think of a volleyball player that can get her fist 2' over the net on a good jump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

689

Say hi to the other five deadenders at Patterico.
Five?
Wow. Successful advertising push?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:20 PM (LL1Be)

690
If she wasn't such a bitch I wouldn't comment about her weight.

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM


Yeah. That's the thing. You wanna be a bitch, file your nails like some Nazi storm-trooper indifferent to a million people on trains headed to Poland, and think there's not gonna be some blow-back? Think again.

I hope she reads every comment on this thread and turns her life around.

Posted by: The Grooms Lawyer at March 05, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)

691 Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:16 PM (xxAFD

She doesn't seem like a very happy person on air, but maybe she's different in real life. And yes, this was quite a redundant thread-and yes, I'm not with bobby ahr. and I know where the door is.


And at the moron meet up I arranged nobody talked about Ana Navarro or anybodys weight unless they talked about mine after I left. It was a amusing time. It was great to meet people IRL and share our political POV.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:22 PM (AllCR)

692 [Numerous famous faces attended the ceremony and reception, including CNN's Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon; actress Eva Longoria; singer Gloria Estefan; senators Mitt Romney and Bob Menendez; and cohosts from The View.]

A veritable "Who's Who" of rock-ribbed Conservatism!

Posted by: jbspry at March 05, 2019 03:25 PM (d/n9j)

693 560 AC-DC wrote a song about her, Whole Lot of Anna... 36, 44, 58 she is whole lot of woman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (pw+jk)

I thought it was 42-39-56.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

And then there's the Showmen: 39-21-40 shape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYzRcSo2LtI

Posted by: m at March 05, 2019 03:26 PM (5AuVV)

694 71/47 it's clearly love... https://whosouttherecomics.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/sokol103a.jpg?w=768

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 05, 2019 03:27 PM (IKtL/)

695 Five?
Wow. Successful advertising push?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:20 PM (LL1Be)


Probably added some trolls from PJM when they witlessly added the head retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2019 03:28 PM (y7DUB)

696 71, good luck to him. He'll need it.

Posted by: Cory at March 05, 2019 03:29 PM (zlyYO)

697
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:22 PM (AllCR)

I haven't been to an meetups, I only started commenting here recently (have been reading for years). But, as you say, I wouldn't expect people to get together and talk about Navarro, or even talk about politics very much. Plenty of time to discuss politics on the internet.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:33 PM (xxAFD)

698 Late to the party, and probably willowed, but, here goes: What is Romney doing in the same place as Menendez? I can understand Romney having to deal with Menendez in the Senate but a social event?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at March 05, 2019 03:33 PM (WEBkv)

699 Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:33 PM (xxAFD)

Well, they talked about others things too-music, their families, their work, food but I would be surprised if Moron meets up in the same area never mention politics. Ana Navarro wasn't an issue because she hadn't done her insensitive routine of filing her nails when talking about the wall and illegal immigration

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:37 PM (AllCR)

700 She married Liberace?

Posted by: BuddyPC at March 05, 2019 03:38 PM (c6u5G)

701 I remember listening to a short story by Dickens, and in describing how lovely the heroine was, he said she was plump. (I know that doesn't mean she was very fat.)

When food abounds, skinny becomes fashionable.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:09 PM (9hauA)

Yep. In the play "Long Day's Journey into Night" the character James Tyrone tells his wife she is "fat and sassy." His character, who was based on Eugene O'Neill's father, is the son of potato Famine survivors. When he calls his wife fat, it's meant as a compliment.

The play is set in 1912. Thin women with boyish figures first came into fashion in the 1920's - a time of prosperity.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 05, 2019 03:47 PM (d6Ksn)

702 121 If she married Milton Berle, she would have been one happy woman in the sack.

I think their wedding song was "Shape Of You" by Ed Sheeran.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 05, 2019 03:48 PM (3yWsK)

703 Did she intend to look like the iceberg than sank the Titanic?

Posted by: Steve T at March 05, 2019 03:50 PM (2FgWn)

704 I knew Al Cardenas sounded familiar. He was the head of the Florida Republican Party while Jeb! was Governor, and was head of the American Conservative Union before Matt Schlapp.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 05, 2019 03:52 PM (3yWsK)

705 ,,,Files Nails,,,,,,,

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 05, 2019 03:54 PM (cCxiu)

706 I chose the Stuffed Pork.

Posted by: The Groom at March 05, 2019 03:55 PM (Ndje9)

707 I aint saying she a gold digger - oh wait YES I AM!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 05, 2019 03:56 PM (rs3zF)

708 When she was saying her vows, the minister should have feigned filing his nails in boredom, as she did when her show's counterpart was discussing the murder of US citizens by illegal immigrants.

Posted by: red speck at March 05, 2019 04:25 PM (6Krd7)

709 DOUG FORD committed bigamy with a BIG_AMY. such a spread....

Posted by: saf at March 05, 2019 05:17 PM (5IHGB)

710 PIAWG.
Pig in a Wedding Gown. I bet that Puta Feo's nails were perfect. The groom must have been hanging around the hotel bar at closing time when she caught his eye....or maybe it was the cattle yard....

Posted by: vivi at March 05, 2019 06:06 PM (11H2y)

711 She plumped up like a Ball Park Frank.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at March 05, 2019 06:38 PM (5fSr7)

712 Does that cow fart?

Posted by: steve walsh at March 05, 2019 06:52 PM (vf96M)

713 White? She's wearing white?!

Posted by: Dan at March 05, 2019 07:44 PM (+NG5U)

714 i thought you said there was wedding...Where's the beautiful bride?

Posted by: PATMAC at March 05, 2019 07:50 PM (LwyvW)

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