Leftwing Bulwark Funder Proposes Suing Right-Wing Websites to Put Them Out of Business

It looks like Charlie Sykes actually had this idea first, though I guess he'd say he was just defending the Washington Post in suggesting it.



Don't expect Charlie Sykes to disagree with his funder.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:00 PM




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1 Pierre needs to get Got

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 25, 2019 11:56 AM (9HuGt)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2019 11:57 AM (uGmaH)

3 Curious how the laws only work for them.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 25, 2019 11:57 AM (LGXGf)

4 Yasss king, slay! Also, fuck my wife. No really, please fuck my wife.

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at February 25, 2019 11:57 AM (SkuXa)

5 apres moi, le deluge...

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 25, 2019 11:57 AM (9HuGt)

6 Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face.

Posted by: Neo at February 25, 2019 11:58 AM (cploN)

7 >>Conspiracy theories? Like Russia collusion.

Once again the left proves they are guilty of everything they accuse others of doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

8 WaPo has a big exposure because it defamed a kid who was not a public figure

Otherwise, Sullivan applies to Breitbart as much as it does to the NY Times

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2019 11:59 AM (uGmaH)

9 3 Y'all have a problem with not prosecutin' political rivals, son? It's unAmerican!!

Posted by: Sleepy Reasonable Prosecutor at February 25, 2019 11:59 AM (U7k5w)

10 Picture AtC saying "Where's your Sullivan now"? in a squeaky Edgar G. Robinson voice.

Posted by: DaveA at February 25, 2019 12:00 PM (FhXTo)

11 A boy named litigation.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 25, 2019 12:00 PM (+mfcd)

12 Dirty Pierre

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2019 12:01 PM (aKsyK)

13 Wonder how these tubby thumbs will enjoy squaring the circle of "Donald Trump is a fascist for wanting to loosen up libel laws, so here is why we think we should loosen up libel laws."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:02 PM (AzW6q)

14 I do not believe for one minute the rumors that Charlie Sykes likes it up the ass.. not one minute!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2019 12:02 PM (so+oy)

15 A straw dog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:02 PM (Pr4ah)

16 Conspiracy peddlers like CNN, Washpo, NYT, NBC, ABC, CBS?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 12:02 PM (nRWPy)

17 Charlie "Three Wives" Sykes.

The Style Guide demands it.

Posted by: LURCH at February 25, 2019 12:02 PM (talIc)

18 If Drudge, Breitbart or the DC defamed a sixteen year-old high school student, three wives Charlie and Mullah Omidyar would be correct.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (wyUZs)

19 ace, is the HQ in the crosshairs?

Because this sounds like a damned threat.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (LL1Be)

20 The drudge report? I though he was after right wing sites.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (JUOKG)

21 I wouldn't be so quick to think that the NYT would be so financially stable as to absorb some huge hits.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (eg609)

22 Wait just a moment here. Omidyar says "First on the list would be conspiracy-peddling sites."

Nevermind that "conspiracy-peddling" is awfully subjective - that isn't the point. Are conspiracy-peddlers libelous? I sort of doubt it.

Why bother with the paper-thin premise? Just say what you mean - I am a dictator and want to control speech that I find disagreeable, and have no checks whatever on speech I find agreeable. Also, I want this same standard to apply to actions."

That these people became "masters of the universe" says all that is needed regarding the moral decay of the West.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2019 12:04 PM (I2dne)

23 Listens for the distant thwap of helicopter rotors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:04 PM (nPGq2)

24 Yeah, Drudge...silly NeverTrumptards think it's right wing LOL.

Retarded, delusional and cucked is no way to go through life.

Posted by: LURCH at February 25, 2019 12:04 PM (talIc)

25 I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Nick Sandman at February 25, 2019 12:04 PM (gC2IV)

26 Fire does not melt steel !!!!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 25, 2019 12:05 PM (ODaO0)

27 the left took a hard look at Alex Jones and decided to prove that they can be him x1000

Posted by: bored383 at February 25, 2019 12:05 PM (zJ4nO)

28 They still confuse "I don't like what they say." with not being factually correct.

Classic lefty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2019 12:05 PM (1ISKN)

29 Retarded, delusional and cucked is no way to go through life.
Posted by: LURCH


But they do.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:05 PM (eg609)

30 But private business, build your own!!
Oh, wait, wrong argument. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

31 Just having a name like "Pierre Omidyar" pretty much demands a bitchslap and a Stooges Eye-Poke.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

32 The CIA distributed crack to the ghettos!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (ODaO0)

33 I wouldn't be so quick to think that the NYT would be so financially stable as to absorb some huge hits.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (eg609)

--------

Omidyar's being quite clear here: "Billionaires like me, Slim, and Bezos will subsidize court losses for Party organs. No worries there, people. We got your back.

Our enemies, on the other hand, have to make their own cash. Go get 'em."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)

34 How will it be represented in crime procedural TV series? You know: those plot lines on "NCIS" or "Hawaii 5-0" that are "ripped from the headlines!"
Those are always leftist fantasy versions of things.

Will it be an ACTUAL lynching? Will it be a white guy?


The perp, or the guy pulling the perps strings will always turn out to be:

(a) white
(b) Christian
(c) male
(d) businessman

The old Law and Order trope is still strong.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (JyCrk)

35 I speak here not to the powers that be who want to shut down "conspiracy" channels.

I speak to the common folk who get swayed by the powers that be, and say, "Yeah, I suppose we have to do something about that."

If you think "conspiracy" sites should be shut down, can you tell me what your method is for finding out when powerful people actually ARE pulling the big swifty on you?

Maybe you don't agree that, for instance, Sandy Hook was a staged event for propaganda purposes.

But if people aren't allowed to discuss that because "it's in bad taste," then how are we supposed to catch propagandists at all?

I recall an episode of "Kojak" where he's questioning a woman whose husband has been murdered. She balks at it and snaps, "Are you suggesting that I killed my husband?"

Kojak grins and says, "It's ugly, I know. They pay me to be ugly."

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (X/ZRY)

36 Omidyar's being quite clear here: "Billionaires like me, Slim, and Bezos will subsidize court losses for Party organs. No worries there, people. We got your back.

Our enemies, on the other hand, have to make their own cash. Go get 'em."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++++
I didn't consider that angle, but you're probably right. Smells a lot like organized lawfare.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)

37 I'm waiting for the argument that because the kid wore "political speech" ie a "Make America Great Again" cap he had just purchased that he was "engaging in political speech" and therefore was 1. An adult and 2. A political actor in the public square and therefore a public figure.

Of course you could ask then if a baby in an Obama onesie was also an adult and a political actor.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)

38 And Charlie is obviously a bit of a flucking idiot (wow, what a surprise for a fascist) since "Drudgereport" doesn't write any articles and only aggregates things written by others.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (37IEG)

39 The CIA distributed crack to the ghettos!
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (ODaO0)

And spilled some on Kim Kardashian's butt, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nPGq2)

40 I didn't consider that angle, but you're probably right. Smells a lot like organized lawfare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix



RICO?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (eg609)

41 Omidyar involved in the Russian bot/LinkedIn guy's shenanigans (it's a mess of connections):

https://tinyurl.com/y47en2a5

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

42 RICO?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (eg609)
+++++++++++
That would be a good answer if any possibility of RICO didn't depend on actors within the deep state biting the hands that feed them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2019 12:08 PM (I2dne)

43 The Noble Yachtsman opines on Trump's 4th of July plans...
https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/
1099881337492668416

Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Dh1wo)

44 The NYT is their wubbie.


"Everyone can burn, as long as we have the NYT we control the narrative."







More seriously, why are they o bent out of shape about the loosening of the libel laws? Do they know something about the lefty orgs that make them particularly susceptible to successful prosecution?


I know I know.



The one thing you can bank on with the left is that they make laws that apply to others, never themselves.


"No reasonable prosecutor" would agree.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:08 PM (ymnmz)

45 39
The CIA distributed crack to the ghettos!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (ODaO0)



And spilled some on Kim Kardashian's butt, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nPGq2)


Some?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM (ymnmz)

46 >>Omidyar's being quite clear here: "Billionaires like me, Slim, and Bezos will subsidize court losses for Party organs. No worries there, people. We got your back.

>>Our enemies, on the other hand, have to make their own cash. Go get 'em."

Someone needs to remind these leftwing totalitarians about human nature. If you continue to push people toward a position where they have nothing left to fight with other than violence then that is what they will get.

See Venezuela.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM (/tuJf)

47 Sounds a lot like "Will no one rid me of these turbulent news outlets" to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

48 Lawsuits?
Naw, let's just have our MSM betters doxing random people, such as the pastry chef at Mar-a-Lago, for believing stuff like Q.

Meanwhile, one of the Denver PBS stations had "Loose Change" Truther documentary on loop (intermixed with La Raza documentaries).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

49 Hoooorde!

So. I have a question for you Morons. And you better not disappoint with the answers.

My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

50 Chumming the conspiracy-theory-peddling folks; trying to draw their wrath to AoSHQ:

The moon landing was faked.
Beaver Cleaver was killed in Vietnam.
Swallowed gum? Eight years in your stomach.
Michael Rockefeller: *Self*-cannibalized on Island.
Pop-Rocks: Yes, you'll explode.
D.B. Cooper: Owns small Seattle trailer-park.
Elvis: Dishwasher in Nashville.
Hitler: Dishwasher in Buenos Aires.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)

51 the left took a hard look at Alex Jones and decided to prove that they can be him x1000


Posted by: bored383 at February 25, 2019 12:05 PM (zJ4nO)


They decided to confirm everything he's been saying.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enhance Your Mood with Brown-Colored Glasses 40% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (hLRSq)

52 Crack makes your butt grow into a huge bubble? Who knew.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (nRWPy)

53 This is what happens when the left cannot compete on the field of ideas. Instead of offering solutions, they manufacture problems and destroy the opportunity for conversation and debate by taking out their competition.

We will win. We just need to play their game, by their rules, and force them to do the same.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)

54 >>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

RUN!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (/tuJf)

55 https://tinyurl.com/y4z4g5a8

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Pr4ah)

56 Joan Jett is a fag and a freaking leftest, but she was hot in the 1980's and could rock.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:11 PM (gmo/4)

57 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

"Son of bitch! You're hitched!"

Then sing "Back in the Saddle Again".

mic drop

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:12 PM (nPGq2)

58 >>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say. Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

"Woman. Your man is your master. Obey him. Man. Your woman is your field. Keep her fecund with your heirs."

"You are hitched. Mate."

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)

59 We really need "loser pays" legislation to act as a disincentive for frivolous lawsuits -- which of course means we'll never get it, especially with lawyers and the bar dominating and controlling much of Congress ... and much of the judiciary ... and much of the executive branches in the state and the feral governments.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 25, 2019 12:12 PM (FdqJj)

60 Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC. The address she used to register in her district is her dead father's flat, but no one in that building who a reporter talked to knew who she is. They said mail would pile up for a month before someone would come by and get it. I'm wondering if bloodhounds aren't on her trail for election fraud, i.e., not actually living in the district that elected her.

Posted by: Neo at February 25, 2019 12:12 PM (cploN)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:13 PM (IXZGh)

62 49 Hoooorde!

So. I have a question for you Morons. And you better not disappoint with the answers.

My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

Well, the second time around you're pretty much obliged to quote Boswell. After that, just go with Yogi Berra.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

63 My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

----

Quiet on the set! Marriage scene: take two! This time with feeling! Annnnnnnd... ACTION!

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:13 PM (X/ZRY)

64 >>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.



"Love is patient, love is kind. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

65 "conspiracy-peddling sites"

>Oh, like the Washington Post?
New York Times?
CNN?!
WEEKLY STANDARD?!

Talking about Trump's "powers of darnkness"?

There needs to be a bank of reality checks dedicated for people like Pierre, who are blinded by their self-viturousness that they think their news is truth and neverevernever wrong.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 25, 2019 12:14 PM (uVDiA)

66 64 >>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.


"Don't fuck it up this time, Morons."

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:14 PM (d7Ww2)

67 Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC.

----

And I'll bet she has the exact same Social Security number as Obama.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:14 PM (X/ZRY)

68 64
>>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.







"Love is patient, love is kind. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:13 PM (W+vEI)
With J. Guiles "Love Stinks" playing. Or "Another bites the dust".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (jxbfJ)

69 The moon landing was faked.
Beaver Cleaver was killed in Vietnam.
Swallowed gum? Eight years in your stomach.
Michael Rockefeller: *Self*-cannibalized on Island.
Pop-Rocks: Yes, you'll explode.
D.B. Cooper: Owns small Seattle trailer-park.
Elvis: Dishwasher in Nashville.
Hitler: Dishwasher in Buenos Aires."

That's silly, everyone knows that Elvis ended up living in a nursing home in Nacogdoches. Along with JFK.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)

70 The comments in Charlie's feed are, well, disappointing.

People REALLY are fucking dumb.

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (IXZGh)

71 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

You want this man? You want this woman? You're married. The bar is open!

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

72 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981


My favorite quick and easy:
"Do you? Do you? You are!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (eg609)

73 Ought to do an essay on the difference between Founding Documents vs. Funding Documents....

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (o7l6R)

74 67 Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC.

----

And I'll bet she has the exact same Social Security number as Obama.
Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:14 PM (X/ZRY)

Secret hideout. Just in case the fascists swoop down on her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

75 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.


"Why not just go buy a house for someone you hate? "

Posted by: mikeyG at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (LL1Be)

76 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

All sales are final, No Refunds!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

77 You want this man? You want this woman? You're married. The bar is open!
Posted by: Archer


See #72. Fistbump!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:16 PM (eg609)

78 BCOCHRAN

You can download marriage ceremonies from the inter tubes.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:16 PM (kjKrC)

79 64 >>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

"Love is patient, love is kind. . ."


love sneaks up on your behind
burma shave

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2019 12:16 PM (sGtp+)

80 Secret hideout. Just in case the fascists swoop down on her.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

She could bunk with Jussie in his Fortress of Smolletude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:17 PM (nPGq2)

81
Hey ..... Dumbass. Drudge is on YOUR side now.

And they dont write content.

So .... how is THAT going to work.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

82 haha so we're going to let the French guy be the boss of us?

Posted by: willow at February 25, 2019 12:17 PM (gLMhO)

83 Sidebar:

Heh, SCOTUS says dead judges can't vote.

9th Circuit liberals hardest hit.

Posted by: WisRich at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

84 "Don't fuck it up this time, Morons."
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:14 PM (d7Ww2)

That's very close to St. Alan Shepard's Prayer.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (IqOTP)

85 56
Joan Jett is a fag and a freaking leftest, but she was hot in the 1980's and could rock.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:11 PM (gmo/4


OK I saw that documentary as well. I think the parts of that documentary handled her sexuality nicely and so did she in the interviews where she was speaking for herself on camera. She was very mature and matter of fact in her representation of herself as foremost a serious musicain

But then they switched over to Mylie Cyrus and a host of new young Wokies to speak, basically shoving words into her mouth and painting her into completely different person once she was off screen. I was particularly aghast at Mylie's induction lead up o the RR hall of fame, where Mylie turned JJ's career pinnacle into Mylies vagina recollections. Same with that actor from the vampire romance movies.


The do that alot on Netflix and HULU. Create a nice documentary for about an hour, then completely graft on lefty woke politics, like surprise! Propaganda!






Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ymnmz)

86 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

87 Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC.

----

And I'll bet she has the exact same Social Security number as Obama.
Posted by: RKae


I'll bet 50,000 quatloos that she didn't think to keep residency in the district she represents.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (eg609)

88 "Are you willing to give this woman, half your shit?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (1ISKN)

89 LOLOLOL. I knew y'all wouldn't disappoint. I'm coming back later to copy all these. Rest assured that some will definitely make it in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (9CkBG)

90
Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

-------

Start off by NOT mentioning carrots in chili.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

91 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981


When, in the course of human events, two (or more) entities seek to repeat the exact same scenario in the fond hopes of producing a different results, they embark upon a course of action whch will hopelessly snarl their finances (emotional as well as physical), it becomes necessary to emboss the Heck outta piece of fancy paper.

I now pronounce you processed and filed.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (6rX0K)

92 BCochran

Here's an example of wedding ceremony. You can add in whatever religious readings they feel comfortable with-if indeed they do-Otherwise you can just go with the pedestrian feel good stuff:

https://tinyurl.com/yxnc29b8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:19 PM (AllCR)

93 49 Hoooorde!

So. I have a question for you Morons. And you better not disappoint with the answers.

My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

"Well, you fucked up the first time around. Try not to fuck this one up too."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

94 >>86 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)

95 Start off by NOT mentioning carrots in chili.

***

Um...

Wot?

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (GEpFD)

96
In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

----

Wait...WUT???

Where do you "stamp" them??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

97 This one really hit me between the eyes today. It DOES sound like a threat, and I have little doubt "they" are compiling lists. I have little doubt also the the HQ is on that list.

I don't want to sound ludicrous, but this guy sounds serious. What's next? He cuts a check for a chickenfeed (to him) $100 million and he sends his technogoons and teams of lawyers out with the instructions to "Just get it done. Sue and harass the guys on this blacklist into bankruptcy."?

"Whatever it takes, cost no object. Let me know if you need more cash."

Less concerning, but even more infuriating, is that the NeverTrumpers will no doubt angle this as simply #muhprivatebusiness.

Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (U3LtS)

98 Omidyar and his toadie Kristol are all up in the "fact checking" business.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y47en2a5

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

99 "Well, you fucked up the first time around. Try not to fuck this one up too."

***

Wait, let me write that down.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (GEpFD)

100 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

...........

Wedding Ideas Magazine.. has a whole page of links to ideas for readings, etc.

Asking a bunch of morons is only gonna get ya in trouble, if you ask me!


http://tinyurl.com/y2fazm4q

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (so+oy)

101 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps. Posted by: Jane D'oh


YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Posted by: Zod


I was going to comment, then realized I couldn't top Jane's.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (eg609)

102 "Well, you fucked up the first time around. Try not to fuck this one up too."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

LMAO.

Posted by: IC at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (a0IVu)

103 I used to listen to Sykes almost every day on MKE radio. I can't believe what a phony pile of BS he turned out to be. He had a lot of people fooled.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (7ZQe3)

104 My sis is getting married in about two months.
(Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the
ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.



Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)


Okay you crazy kids, don't blow it this time. Amen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

105 In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

----

Wait...WUT???

Where do you "stamp" them??
Posted by: fixerupper


Betting is now open!

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (6rX0K)

106 "Do you? Do you? Great. One last thing - have to stamp and sign your respective junk."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

107 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

...........

Wedding Ideas Magazine.. has a whole page of links to ideas for readings, etc.

Asking a bunch of morons is only gonna get ya in trouble, if you ask me!



Cry out and slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (eg609)

108 >>Otherwise you can just go with the pedestrian feel good stuff. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:19 PM (AllCR)

Like this? "You were hatched. You are matched. You will be dispatched. Mate while you can. That is all."

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)

109 Who is Charlie Sykes?

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (25Dt7)

110 BCochran, they didn't ask you to cater, too, did they? *shudders over thoughts of carrots in chili*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

111 I've got a business plan here folks! We sue our competition out of business then everyone will be forced to read our site!

Gold, Jerry! Gold, I tell ya!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (pUDQf)

112 I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)

113 So far all the news today has been absolutely infuriating. I can already picture the Vietnam summit coverage.

Posted by: IC at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (a0IVu)

114 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (QGdDN)

115 Who is Charlie Sykes?
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (25Dt7)
++++++++
He writes for the cuckshed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (I2dne)

116 >>This one really hit me between the eyes today. It DOES sound like a threat, and I have little doubt "they" are compiling lists. I have little doubt also the the HQ is on that list.



Did you see that Hillary tweeted out a link to a list of 200 of the most influential Q-related twitter accounts over the weekend and -- get this! - twitter started suspending them.


Yes, they are serious. And understand that Clinton friendly orgs like Teneo are involved. This is more Clinton/Obama/Tech company censorship.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

117 86 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

Patience. The Young Lord Barron awaits his day of triumph and vengeance.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

118 So far all the news today has been absolutely infuriating.

***

Yes, and water continues to be wet.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (GEpFD)

119 Who is Charlie Sykes?
The bad guy in Oliver Twist?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (Dh1wo)

120 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

----------

We too are nonplussed at the lack of forthcoming appropriations for the Grand North American Dignity Canal.

The Ministry of Social Correction and Conquest of Nature has also seen no movement on intriguing proposals regarding the feasibility of Border Adhesives.

*taps watch*

Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (AzW6q)

121
Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981
...........

And here's some ideas from someone who officiates at weddings..

http://tinyurl.com/y4ffrssc

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (so+oy)

122 I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev.
He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two
hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He
even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)


"I now pronounce the Rev and Whatshername man and wife."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

123 103 I used to listen to Sykes almost every day on MKE radio. I can't believe what a phony pile of BS he turned out to be. He had a lot of people fooled.



Truth. For years.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (kjKrC)

124 I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.
Posted by: grammie winger


Geez. How hard it it?

"Grammie, do you take Rev to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (eg609)

125 " In accordance with the prophesy, as was foretold in days of yore, we are gathered here to make this match, unite our families, and end centuries of bloodshed."

Then check for the armed retinue and the bride price in cattle.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (6rX0K)

126 >>I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.


That's a shame, grammie!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (W+vEI)

127 "Do you? Do you? Fantastic. Now piss off."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

128 Who is Charlie Sykes?
The bad guy in Oliver Twist?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (Dh1wo)

------

Wanda the post op tranny??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

129 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981


Make sure to emphasize the "forsaking all others" part. At least mebbe get 'em thinking....

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (o7l6R)

130 Screw the camps. Waste of resources. A. 9mm fmj to the back of their empty treasonous anti American melons. One only, lowest bid supplier.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Pr4ah)

131 115 Who is Charlie Sykes?

Former "conservative" talk radio host in Milwaukee. Got his radio start subbing for Mark Belling (former Rush fill in). His own show was alway, seemingly, very conservative till he came out as a "Never Trumper" and basically ambushed DJT on his radio show one morning when Trump was good enough to call in. Since then he's showed his true colors.

Total douchebag.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (7ZQe3)

132 Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (QGdDN)


I believe you have a winner here, BCochran.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

133 Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)

Sorry to hear that. We have a couple of options from our Book Worship and you can mix and match things. I always go through the service with them and ask them about it and which readings they would like to have. The personalization usually comes in the wedding homily.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (AllCR)

134 I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev.
He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two
hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He
even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)

"I now pronounce the Rev and Whatshername man and wife."


If you know her name, then you were meant to be together.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (6rX0K)

135 "Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. You will now whirl, twirl, and jango. That is all."

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Bdeb0)

136 2 top tier Dems in CO decline to run against Gardner.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (MAstk)

137 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

-
Love Trumps Hate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)

138 >>So far all the news today has been absolutely infuriating. I can already picture the Vietnam summit coverage.

Not all the news. AOC's advisor calling Feinstein an "old timer" presages doom coming for the Democrat Party.

For years all the media told us was that the Republican Party was becoming "extreme" and it would break the Party. Meanwhile, it is the Democrats who are about to have a civil war.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

139 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

>The Scouts are equally disappointed as well

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 25, 2019 12:26 PM (uVDiA)

140 2 top tier Dems in CO decline to run against Gardner.

***

I wouldn't want to run against Chauncey either. Such a great thinker.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:26 PM (GEpFD)

141 Was Three Wives Sykes on the Coast Guard Lt.'s hit list?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

142 132 Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (QGdDN)

I believe you have a winner here, BCochran.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

Hmm. Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

143 BC, you need to do the wedding dressed as Marryin' Sam from L'il Abner.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y42j3j99

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (nPGq2)

144 SCOTUS: "Federal judges are appointed for life, not for eternity."

9th Circuit: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (xfb67)

145 I'll bet 50,000 quatloos that she didn't think to keep residency in the district she represents.

She only has to live in the state, not the district.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (NH+2c)

146 Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC. The address she used to register in her district is her dead father's flat, but no one in that building who a reporter talked to knew who she is. They said mail would pile up for a month before someone would come by and get it. I'm wondering if bloodhounds aren't on her trail for election fraud, i.e., not actually living in the district that elected her.
Posted by: Neo

A lot of Dim powers in NYC were gonna make bank on Amazon - so it wouldn't surprise me

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (25Dt7)

147 " In accordance with the prophesy, as was foretold in days of yore, we are gathered here to make this match, unite our families, and end centuries of bloodshed."

Then check for the armed retinue and the bride price in cattle.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful


It's in Florida. Bride price is in manatees.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (eg609)

148 >>9mm fmj to the back of their empty treasonous anti American melons. One only, lowest bid supplier. Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Pr4ah)

So impatient. So...unfulfilling.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

149 "To have to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, forsaking all tranny hookers?"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

150 Hmm. Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.
Posted by: Insomniac


wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (d7Ww2)

151 The conservative punditry sure does love their funding fathers, eh?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (z79tQ)

152 Bullseye was actually a cat!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (Dh1wo)

153 >>It's in Florida. Bride price is in manatees.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (eg609)

Bath-salt party favors.

"Let's get weird!!!"

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

154 The new Neal Morse album "The Great Adventure" must be pretty good.

I've had it for a month, and my iTunes says it's at 60 plays.

...Oh, and it's a 2-disc set.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (X/ZRY)

155
That's a shame, grammie!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (W+vEI)



We dumped him off the boat first chance. No way was he eating my food. I'm revengeful like that especially on my wedding day

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (kjKrC)

156 2 top tier Dems in CO decline to run against Gardner.

--------

Any Dem who wants that Senate seat can have it with minimal effort. My guess is that they have already selected their nominee, and want to wait as long as possible to announce this, in order to save campaign funds on a race that's already a foregone conclusion.

Gardner has as much chance of being re-elected as Jussie Smollett has of winning Best Director.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (AzW6q)

157 9mm fmj to the back of their empty treasonous anti American melons. One only, lowest bid supplier. Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Pr4ah)

----

C'mon.

Prvi Partisn would be an ironic ammo choice.... no??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

158 wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......

***

Of course.

There's also humidity and cocaine.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (GEpFD)

159 My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

Go with the Spaceballs - short short version:

Do you?
Do you?
Good you're married.

Now kiss...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (8D42x)

160

Do you want to get married?
Put your hand on the book and say "I do"
You're married
Let's eat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (aKsyK)

161 We dumped him off the boat first chance. No way was he eating my food. I'm revengeful like that especially on my wedding day

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (kjKrC)


By "dumped" I hope you mean in the water. With an anchor tied to his ankles.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

162 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

-----

That's only because he's got NASA working on a launch system to shoot them into the Sun.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (lbbdT)

163 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and... receive.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (OJXf7)

164 "Yes, they are serious. And understand that Clinton friendly orgs like Teneo are involved. This is more Clinton/Obama/Tech company censorship."

Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.

Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (U3LtS)

165 I'll bet 50,000 quatloos that she didn't think to keep residency in the district she represents.

She only has to live in the state, not the district.
Posted by: Chuck C


Ok. Make it 51,000 quatloos that she didn't think to keep residency in NYS, since she was bitching about not being able to afford an apartment in DC right away.

Sounds like she was homeless for awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (eg609)

166 We dumped him off the boat first chance.

I'm sure that the sharks enjoyed the snack.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (AllCR)

167 150 Hmm. Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.
Posted by: Insomniac


wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh there is. But it wasn't the best-crafted pejorative I've seen, that's all. Though we did save the country from an Al Gore presidency. Y'all are welcome.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (NWiLs)

168 AOC screwed the pooch on the Amazon deal. There were billions tied to that. Think of the graft potential in infrastructure alone. Don't think that'll be easily forgiven.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (gC2IV)

169 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981


My thoughts.

Hit the "for better or worse" and "till DEATH DO YOU PART" thing a few times. Make sure they understand that this should be a true PERMANENT union and to take it seriously.....God ain't messin' round......

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

170 wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......

***

Of course.

There's also humidity and cocaine.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER


Don't forget to release the cloud of Florida mosquitos.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (6rX0K)

171
Gardner has as much chance of being re-elected as Jussie Smollett has of winning Best Director.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (AzW6q)

----

Was SHOCKED nobody made the funny with a BEST ACTOR in a work of fiction nomination for Smollett.

Cuz THAT woulda been funny.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

172
Someone needs to remind these leftwing totalitarians about human nature. If you continue to push people toward a position where they have nothing left to fight with other than violence then that is what they will get.

See Venezuela.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM


I was watching some streaming RT footage from Venezuela on Saturday. They're not there yet. Maybe 20 cops blocking a bridge. An angry mob coulda taken them out in a minute. They're apparently not angry or hungry enough yet.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (jYje5)

173 Gardner is vulnerable but not absolutely finished.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (MAstk)

174 9mm fmj to the back of their empty treasonous anti American melons. One only, lowest bid supplier. Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Pr4ah)

----

C'mon.

Prvi Partisn would be an ironic ammo choice.... no??
Posted by: fixerupper


Wolf. Golden Bear.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:31 PM (eg609)

175 AOC screwed the pooch on the Amazon deal. There were billions tied to that. Think of the graft potential in infrastructure alone. Don't think that'll be easily forgiven.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (gC2IV)


She did exactly what she was elected to do.

They want Venezuela, they are getting Venezuela.

They'll vote for Bernie too.

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:31 PM (IXZGh)

176 Pierre Omidyar? The moslem terrorist?

Posted by: Chris M at February 25, 2019 12:31 PM (eAZVt)

177 For a 2nd marriage?

Hand out red hats that say "Make [groom's name] and [bride's name] Married Again."

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:31 PM (X/ZRY)

178 "In richness or in poorness ..."

Posted by: josephistan at February 25, 2019 12:32 PM (7HtZB)

179
It's in Florida. Bride price is in manatees.

That reminds me.












"Do Manatees Fart?"
Article on manatee farts by "Captain Mike"

http://tinyurl.com/y5ejncox

Posted by: mikeyG at February 25, 2019 12:32 PM (LL1Be)

180 *furiously taking notes*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:32 PM (9CkBG)

181 >>Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.



I put a link in an earlier comment about the various connections. It's a lot and, as usual, a bunch of mild-sounding organizations, headed by the same group of Lefty swampies that are up to no good.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:32 PM (W+vEI)

182 Gardner is vulnerable but not absolutely finished.
Posted by: Ha

Hickenlooper?

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:32 PM (25Dt7)

183 "Mawwidge! Mawwidge is wot bwings us togevah today!"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

184 This thread got kinda hijacked

***

Yes, and water continues to be wet.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (GEpFD)

185
I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded
fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know
us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)
**We had the worse photographer in the Wooooorld!!Every picture looked like we were 200 yards away and the dude spent all night hitting on chicsk at the bar.8 years later we still don't have proper wedding pictured displayed, Mrs dananjcon still gets fired up over it.
Good news the company is out of business now.**spit**





Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (xqfqx)

186 Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.
Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM



I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

And then we complain about how organized the Left is and we aren't.

Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (786Ro)

187 Hickenlooper?
..


Ruled out Senate run. Thinking about pres run.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)

188 I'm hitting the tip jar again. I'm going to remind myself to do it monthly, at least.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

189 86 My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)



Patience. The Young Lord Barron awaits his day of triumph and vengeance.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

The Young Lord Barron, peace be upon him, awaits his day of triumph and vengeance.
FIFY

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (gmo/4)

190 49
Hoooorde!



So. I have a question for you Morons. And you better not disappoint with the answers.



My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for
her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony.
Soooooo.....they want me to do it.



Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)


https://tinyurl.com/y5hessdo

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (MI74Q)

191 I'm trying to figure out how I'll tell the difference if a Dem replaces Gardner.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (u6RmO)

192 Gardner is vulnerable but not absolutely finished.
Posted by: Ha

----------

I voted for Gardner, and I hate him more than the Democrats do, which is pretty common among his voters. He's got a tough hill to climb... I don't see it happening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (AzW6q)

193 And then we complain about how organized the Left is and we aren't.

***

Fair enough, but remember, the Left is organized because they all share the same hive-mind.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (GEpFD)

194 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)


"Bless the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, who gets there first gets the most. GOOOOO BUNDY!

You may kiss the bride."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (wCmLp)

195 >>I'm trying to figure out how I'll tell the difference if a Dem replaces Gardner.



Probably with not be a white dude?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

196 >>I was watching some streaming RT footage from Venezuela on Saturday. They're not there yet. Maybe 20 cops blocking a bridge. An angry mob coulda taken them out in a minute. They're apparently not angry or hungry enough yet.

Chavez banned all civilian gun ownership in 2012. Makes pushing back a bit harder.

We don't have that problem here.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

197 49
A mash-up of the wedding scenes from The Princess Bride and Spaceballs may be in order.

Mawwaige, that bwessed awwangement. That dweam wiffen a dweam.


Then segue into the "short short version".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (+RJPw)

198 186 Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.
Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM


I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

And then we complain about how organized the Left is and we aren't.
Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (786Ro)

Well once you've ID'd the threat, what more can WE do?

Get angry? Already there.

Screaming at the sky doesn't do anything. Just ask the guy crying at Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (bcbK8)

199 AOC screwed the pooch on the Amazon deal. There were billions tied to that. Think of the graft potential in infrastructure alone. Don't think that'll be easily forgiven.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


What's amazing is she isn't shark shit by now. It's not like there are dozens of projects that big waiting in the wings.

Closest project was 1k jobs.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (eg609)

200 All I'm wanting is Thom Tillis to go down in flames in NC

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (lbbdT)

201 In the primary election that is.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (lbbdT)

202 Chavez banned all civilian gun ownership in 2012.

***

As dictators invariably do.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (GEpFD)

203 >>The Young Lord Barron, peace be upon him, awaits his day of triumph and vengeance.
FIFY Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:34 PM (gmo/4)

Know this: He waits, but he chafes at the waiting. His fury will not long be mastered. Only cunning stays his wrath!

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

204 Fair enough, but remember, the Left is organized because they all share the same hive-mind.
=====

Also, a lot of them don't work or if they do, their jobs ARE activism.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (IRHPp)

205 Ace, remember, you can never be too prepared, especially when they're openly announcing their plans of Twitter.

Posted by: Breaded Surfperch at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (speO7)

206 Hickenlooper?
..


Ruled out Senate run. Thinking about pres run.
Posted by: Ha


Egad, I hope so. he campaigned on supporting the death penalty. Once in office, he screwed over multiple families.

Trump will have those families tell their stories. That fucker will be toast.


Combine that with the Magpul company story. he sucked the dick of gun control nuts, then tried to stop the jobs from leaving by saying that they could continue to make the large magazines in CO, but just don't sell them there.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (6rX0K)

207 *furiously taking notes*
Posted by: BCochran1981
-------

*!*

Ah! A rare sighting of the elusive B.C.!

I feel like Audubon, making an entry in his bird-spotters notebook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (YvUf/)

208 We've all known this but Dr. John Lott confirms it.

97.8% of Mass Shootings Happen in So-Called 'Gun-Free' Zones

https://bit.ly/2SqPAZB

When the shit gets real, which would you rather have, an AR-15 or a Gun Free Zone sign?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

209 Nothing more conservative than silencing free speech,right NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: steevy at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (BXMxN)

210 Screaming at the sky doesn't do anything.

***

Shhhhhh! We want them to continue to believe it does.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (GEpFD)

211 >>200 All I'm wanting is Thom Tillis to go down in flames in NC Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (lbbdT)

All I'm wanting is Kyrsten Sinema to unveil her personal bodyguard of master-race female Cylons.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)

212 anybody can do the ceremony, but an "official" has to do the (official) paperwork. I did one wedding back in the day, but I wasn't "ordained". Another couple asked me to do theirs, but I didn't really want to start that trend.


A pastor/reverend/whatever generally gets more involved in pre-counseling and such ... but doing it for someone not expecting that, and just wanting it to be more personal, is fine and dandy imo. Just ask the sister what she wants, what she would like. (with the caveat of the person performing the ceremony being true to their own beliefs, probably)


Then again, if they want everyone to dress up as "furries", maybe that would be fun, idk. Make the bride happy first, and the groom as well would be nice.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (Cus5s)

213 And then we complain about how organized[/strike] brainwashed the Left is and we aren't.
Posted by: Hands

>fixed it

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (uVDiA)

214 97.8% of Mass Shootings Happen in So-Called 'Gun-Free' Zones

***

Women and children hardest hit.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (GEpFD)

215
198 I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

-----

Well once you've ID'd the threat, what more can WE you do?


tweaked to improve wedding applicability. not sure whehter this is appropriate for both, or whether the other participant would need a different question.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (sGtp+)

216 >>I feel like Audubon, making an entry in his bird-spotters notebook.

Now you have to kill him and stuff him.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (/tuJf)

217 "First on the list..."

would be Pierre Omidyar himself.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (FTPVM)

218 Ah! A rare sighting of the elusive B.C.!

I feel like Audubon, making an entry in his bird-spotters notebook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (YvUf/)



*ruffles plumage*

*hijacks thread*

*ends rightwing blogs as we know it*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (9CkBG)

219 Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.
Posted by: RM

I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

And then we complain about how organized the Left is and we aren't.
Posted by: Hands


The legal means of ending lawfare are likely off the table for now. That leaves...means best not discussed here.

It's ugly, but we're getting backed into a corner here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (AM1GF)

220 *ruffles plumage*

*hijacks thread*

*ends rightwing blogs as we know it*

The plumage don't enter into it!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (GEpFD)

221 Omidyar was not born in the U.S. and is therefore a naturalized citizen. Let's see if we can make it easier to remove his citizenship under Citizenship and Naturalization Part L, Chapter 2.

Was he really eligible for citizenship? Did he conceal some material fact or make a willful misrepresentation? Is he now or has he ever been a member of a terrorist group?

I mean, he wants to act like a subversive and undermine our country. So these questions beg for answers, you know, if this is the game we're playing, turnabout and all that...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (VpIIl)

222 182 Gardner is vulnerable but not absolutely finished.
Posted by: Ha


Gardener will probably have an ad smoking a pole and a joint , simultaneously.

Hi, I'm Corey

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (RZ6R1)

223 Conspiracy sites?

Goodbye, MSNBC!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (4ErVI)

224 Shit, I blew that one.

See ya later, I'm off to the barrel.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (uVDiA)

225 What would you expect from some choker named Jickenloopy? Dumb as a box of slug shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (Pr4ah)

226 Sorry I'm late, I was still making sure there was no nipple in the last thread. I don't think there was, but I'll check again.

Posted by: FDR's TV at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (nS9If)

227 Morons, they do realize their comments can be used during a lawsuit to prove they targeted groups they deem conspiracy sites. I rest my case your honour, these scum buckets targeted my company because they do not like our political views.

Posted by: Rose at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Ot5t8)

228 >>204 Fair enough, but remember, the Left is organized because they all share the same hive-mind.

A hive-mind indeed. Hard to get inside an OODA loop that looks like a plate of spaghetti.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

229 All I'm wanting is Thom Tillis to go down in flames in NC
Posted by: MAGA
--------

No love lost between me and and Thom. OTOH, be careful what you wish for. The ground has been plowed, and is ready for the influx of Blue State voters and radical Dems to take over. They will make a huge effort.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Ou6XS)

230 Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.
Posted by: Insomniac

wasn't that directly implied by "Florida man"?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (8D42x)

231 "I mean, he wants to act like a subversive and undermine our country. "

I don't blame Pierre so much for that, Charlie, on the other hand, who should know better, should be hung by his balls, if he has any.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (w7KSn)

232 Interesting...

Over on Instapundit is a post the SPLC was ordered to pay someone $3.4 million for putting him on a hate list.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (lbbdT)

233 224 Shit, I blew that one.

See ya later, I'm off to the barrel.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (uVDiA)

Fabulous attitude, welcome

Posted by: SHEP the barrel troll at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (RZ6R1)

234 Lawfare .... oldest play in the book. The last refuge for people one step from an institution funded by the public. Which reminds me of the Tom Steyer "Impeach Trump!" ad I saw about an hour ago.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (Pqytn)

235 Ah! A rare sighting of the elusive B.C.!

I feel like Audubon, making an entry in his bird-spotters notebook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (YvUf/)

-------


Im going stay on this side of the river, but my erstwhile sidekcik, Mike Hammer, will navigate the whitewater portion of the river to sample the dangerous, but ubiquitos, "Bchochran with Carrots Chili".





and..... if you dont know who Marlin Perkins is or why this reference is humorous..... off muh lawn, punks.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

236 Gardener will probably have an ad smoking a pole and a joint, simultaneously.

Hi, I'm Corey
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (RZ6R1)

I volunteer to play the part of Sen. Gardener!

Posted by: Senator Corey Booker, the Straightest Man Alive at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (speO7)

237 163 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and... receive.


needs more stuff about sammiches.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (sGtp+)

238 Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.
Posted by: Insomniac

wasn't that directly implied by "Florida man"?
Posted by: SturmToddler

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Also "naked."

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (X/ZRY)

239
No love lost between me and and Thom. OTOH, be careful what you wish for. The ground has been plowed, and is ready for the influx of Blue State voters and radical Dems to take over. They will make a huge effort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Ou6XS)

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No doubt, but I suspect Tillis will lose in the general election if he made it that far.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (lbbdT)

240 186 Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.
Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM


I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

And then we complain about how organized the Left is and we aren't.

Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2019 12:33

Ace could save himself a lot of time and grief by simply putting up open threads all day.
No matter how in-depth, important and timely his threads are they become a chatroom within 50 or less comments now.

Posted by: slowdown at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (fWdPl)

241 82 haha so we're going to let the French guy be the boss of us?
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2019 12:17 PM (gLMhO)

Who is "we"?

Posted by: clutch at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (15/3K)

242 229 All I'm wanting is Thom Tillis to go down
Posted by: MAGA


FIFY
--------

Posted by: SHEP the barrel troll at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (RZ6R1)

243 A hive-mind indeed. Hard to get inside an OODA loop that looks like a plate of spaghetti.
Posted by: Zod



But if you do, they can never shake you.
See "Orange Man Bad".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (eg609)

244 Orange Man Bad.

Orange Julius Good.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:43 PM (GEpFD)

245 This is REALLY not going to turn out like they think.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2019 12:44 PM (Boy/L)

246 No matter how in-depth, important and timely his threads are they become a chatroom within 50 or less comments now."

hey what about that spike lee, amiright?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)

247 Orange Man Bad.

Orange Julius Good.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

Orange whip? Orange whip?

Three orange whips?

Posted by: John Candy at February 25, 2019 12:44 PM (X/ZRY)

248
*tosses hiking socks into the hamper

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:44 PM (8XRCm)

249 207 *furiously taking notes*
Posted by: BCochran1981
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*!*

Ah! A rare sighting of the elusive B.C.!

I feel like Audubon, making an entry in his bird-spotters notebook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (YvUf/)

Check his wing. Make sure he doesn't fly off too quickly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 25, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

250 Orange whip? Orange whip?

Three orange whips?
Posted by: John Candy

----------------------
yes please!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:45 PM (d7Ww2)

251 96


In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.



----



Wait...WUT???



Where do you "stamp" them??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Florida is not my ideal example state - they let a 'slavery' sex ring continue to run so they could get videos of people going to a slaver sex seller.
We can assume that they weren't really all that upset by the whole slavery condition of the sex workers since they used the place to trap assholes.
WTF didn't they close it down as soon as they figured out what was happening there.
Accessories after the fact, every single one of them, law enforcement or not.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 25, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)

252 Orange Man Bad.

Orange Julius Good.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:43 PM (GEpFD)

-----

Orange Julius Caesar best.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

253 Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.
Posted by: Insomniac

wasn't that directly implied by "Florida man"?
Posted by: SturmToddler

----

Also "naked."
Posted by: RKae

1. drop ceilings (falling through a drop ceiling is part of this diet rich in irony).
2. running down the middle of the road at 0300.
3. Parked vehicle (bonus for being on or near a beach where alcohol was "a factor".

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2019 12:45 PM (6rX0K)

254 Now you have to kill him and stuff him.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------

At the risk of being termed a conspiracy nut, I'll pose the question, did Audubon paint a Passenger Pigeon? If so, then we know who to blame.

I'm not saying he did, mind you...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:45 PM (Ou6XS)

255 "97.8% of Mass Shootings Happen in So-Called 'Gun-Free' Zones"

and most mass shootings happen in other countries ... and most of those are (probably) not even on record.


The left has been saying most mass shooting are in the USA ... and as with the aGW crap, it is based on their own fake "research". The fake research skipped at least 90% of the "mass shootings" from other countries ... because they are liars and commies that want to disarm patriots.

this is Stossel at DailySignal on those numbers

https://tinyurl.com/y5l8378d

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

256 Ah! A rare sighting of the elusive B.C.!

I feel like Audubon, making an entry in his bird-spotters notebook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (YvUf/)

--------------------

Check his wing. Make sure he doesn't fly off too quickly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 25, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK



THAT'S NOT MY WING!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:46 PM (9CkBG)

257 Sykes has shit for brains. Advocating coordinated attacks like he has is actionable in of itself.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

258 Orange Julius Caesar best.
Posted by: fixerupper

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your straws. I come to drink Caesar not to praise him.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (X/ZRY)

259 >>254 Now you have to kill him and stuff him.
Posted by: JackStraw

Chuck Testa!

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)

260 Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your straws. I come to drink Caesar not to praise him.
Posted by: RKae



straws are illegal in seattle

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (d7Ww2)

261


So these guys consider them the wall that protects conservatism, yet they agitated for Hillary Clinton to be elected President.

That's a bit backwards.

How about we rename that site something other than that? You would tihnk now, with all that's going on with progressives, the bulwark would be against that...BUT NOoooooo

How about www.quisling.com?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (gIYPV)

262 The democrats arent against slavery. Never was. They just use different methods now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (Pr4ah)

263 257
Sykes has shit for brains. Advocating coordinated attacks like he has is actionable in of itself.


Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:46 PM (gmo/4)
He plans on using the "I'm a rich left wing asshole, so therefore immune" defense.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG)

264 Zags back to #1.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (MAstk)

265 Hickenlooper?
..

Ruled out Senate run. Thinking about pres run.
Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)
+++++++++++
After having Dickenpooper for governor, I would never want to see him as president. Thankfully, I don't need to worry about it.

What Hickenlooper doesn't understand is that he is in the aristocratic power party. The party elite will never let someone from the outer provinces get even a shot at getting a shot for the big chair. He's from the middle. He doesn't matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (I2dne)

266 I honestly wouldn't recognize Three Wives Sykes in a lineup. Is he "important" somehow?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

267 >>straws are illegal in seattle

My papers are in order.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:48 PM (/tuJf)

268
Bloomberg "news" is now running the Andy McCabe propaganda hour. Just Andy spewing his bullshit.
No agenda at all on Bloomberg "news" comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2019 12:48 PM (OLCnA)

269 >>Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your straws. I come to drink Caesar not to praise him.
Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:47 PM (X/ZRY)

We come to curry Caesar, not to braise him.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:48 PM (Bdeb0)

270 straws are illegal in seattle

Posted by: nurse ratched

-----

Just dodged that bullet!

I live in Tacoma!

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:48 PM (X/ZRY)

271 Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.
Posted by: Insomniac
--------

Another conspiracy myth, C+. It never existed, in spite of rumors circulated in the paranoid programmers community.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (fZcn6)

272

Wow, The Guardian is supporting Trump. Pigs are flying.

Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working
US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan


The Guardian.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)

273 What Hickenlooper doesn't understand is that he is in the aristocratic power party. The party elite will never let someone from the outer provinces get even a shot at getting a shot for the big chair. He's from the middle. He doesn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


White male? Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (eg609)

274 straws are illegal in seattle

Posted by: nurse ratched

------

Everythings is illegal is Seattle.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

275 Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your straws. I come to drink Caesar not to praise him.
Posted by: RKae



straws are illegal in seattle
Posted by: nurse ratched

But banging farm animals is not.

The things we learn here.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (6rX0K)

276 No agenda at all on Bloomberg "news" comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2019 12:48 PM (OLCnA)

No kidding. Every time one of their stupid "alerts" pops up on my phone, I have to restrain myself to keep from flinging the phone across the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

277 I know virtually nothing about Charlie Sykes is he a fauxCon, a neverTrumper, hypocritical trash, or what?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (JgA4k)

278 Just dodged that bullet!

I live in Tacoma!
Posted by: RKae


PLEASE see the PNWMoMe mention in the left sidebar and contact Mark. Would love to meet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (d7Ww2)

279 Orange Julius Caesar best.

Posted by: fixerupper

Orange Julius Rosenberg rode the lightening.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (gmo/4)

280 They really believe their own BS, don't they. Did Charlie ever watch CNN or MSNBC? They've spent the last two years "libeling" the president using a fallacious opposition research document the DNC paid for, and a phony political investigation the last administration led with the FBI and DoJ, to name two.
So yeah, go right ahead and loosen up those libel laws, especially the part about public figures. Clown.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

281 257
Sykes has shit for brains. Advocating coordinated attacks like he has is actionable in of itself.


Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:46 PM (gmo/4)


So this guy is a deep pocket billionaire, threatening press organs with lawsuits if a law is passed that he doesn't like?
I thought threatening legal action as a punishment was some sort of crime.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (ymnmz)

282 At least Jessie is fighting back, he now blames drugs and the Chicago Police for his problems. Something about a strange substance the Nigerian's gave him or something like that. I wonder what he gave in return, his butt?

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (chJIN)

283 Wow, The Guardian is supporting Trump. Pigs are flying.

Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan

The Guardian.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)
++++++++++++++
Start your block for a Brexit-related assistance request. My guess is within 30 days, during which time the British press will try to soften him up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (I2dne)

284 Everythings is illegal is Seattle.

Posted by: fixerupper

----

Except living in a tent and shitting on the sidewalk.

...Oh! And anal sex in Freeway Park.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (X/ZRY)

285 bulwark

/'bool, werk/

1. a defensive wall

2. an extension of a ship's sides above the level of the deck

So, is it Trump's border wall, or a mechanism to keep drunk homos from falling overboard on the sea cruise?

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

286 Orange Julius Caesar best.

Posted by: fixerupper

Orange Julius Rosenberg rode the lightening.
Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (gmo/4)

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Orange Julius Simpson rode the Bronco.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)

287 AoSHQ post diagram:

Topic: Conspiracy lawfare

1. Premise.
2. Hillary server
3. Hubbell/Hillary
4. Interspecies intercourse
5. Green chicks
6 Star Trek.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)

288 Lawsuits are unlikely to put the New York Times or CNN out of business

Now this is funny. The NYT is already on life support, kept alive by injections of cash by Carlos Slim. A lawsuit just might cause Slim to pull the plug.

And CNN isn't exactly robust financially either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (gHApq)

289 Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working

US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan




The Guardian.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)
---------------------------

Wow. My husband was saying over the weekend the progs are truly insane. They'd rather have us go to war with the Norks than have peace in our time. All because TRUMP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

290 266 I honestly wouldn't recognize Three Wives Sykes in a lineup. Is he "important" somehow?"

No. Everyone associated with the Cuckshead is now little more than a piece of a Mean Girls Club, powerless but constantly spitting venom at The People We Hate! Hate! Hate!!!

it's funny to watch people like Sykes and the execrable Max Boot slowly figure out that no matter how much hatred they pour on their old allies on the right, the Left will still ALWAYS hate them. It's just now that our side hates them too. They sit their alone on their own little island, and a bit more of it washes away every day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

291 Chavez banned all civilian gun ownership in 2012. Makes pushing back a bit harder.

We don't have that problem here.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

I wonder how many guns were actually turned in in Venezuela?

Still, it wouldn't hurt to air-drop crates of guns into neighborhoods in VZ known to be mostly anti-Chavista.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:52 PM (nPGq2)

292 280
They really believe their own BS, don't they. Did Charlie ever watch CNN
or MSNBC? They've spent the last two years "libeling" the president
using a fallacious opposition research document the DNC paid for, and a
phony political investigation the last administration led with the FBI
and DoJ, to name two.
So yeah, go right ahead and loosen up those libel laws, especially the part about public figures. Clown.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (VpIIl)



I think hey thinks that a few big lefties can push "all in " and survive the bloodbath.




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:52 PM (ymnmz)

293
straws are illegal in seattle

Posted by: nurse ratched -----

Just dodged that bullet!

I live in Tacoma!



I swear officer I don't know how these cases of straws got in my trunk.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 25, 2019 12:52 PM (TAmPV)

294 Bill Maher is more disgusting human being than I even thought he was

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2019 12:53 PM (bim/x)

295 ----US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card......

Of course they had to add their own editorial fake news.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 25, 2019 12:53 PM (2DOZq)

296 289
Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working


US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan





The Guardian.






Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)
---------------------------

Wow.
My husband was saying over the weekend the progs are truly insane.
They'd rather have us go to war with the Norks than have peace in our
time. All because TRUMP.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)




I better watch my step.

Posted by: Crazy Ivan at February 25, 2019 12:53 PM (ymnmz)

297 Mad Maxine says anyone who supports Trumps wall is racist, unpatriotic, and doesnt love their country. Scratch the low bid 9mm. .22 short.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Pr4ah)

298 PLEASE see the PNWMoMe mention in the left sidebar and contact Mark. Would love to meet you!
Posted by: nurse ratched

----

I'd love to, but I don't see any such animal in the left sidebar.

Am I being non-tech-savvy or something? I mean, I don't even know where my "any" key is.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:54 PM (X/ZRY)

299 Make sure to emphasize the "forsaking all others" part.


Is that in the script?

No wonder I'm divorced.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2019 12:54 PM (fuK7c)

300 Remember when then-candidate Trump suggested (and Clarence Thomas agreed) that the libel laws should be changed to allow lawsuits against the media?

And the howls from the left sounded like a truckload of wet cats?

Yeah. Fast forward to 2019 and guess what the left wants to do?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 25, 2019 12:54 PM (vbJig)

301
Bill Maher is more disgusting human being than I even thought he was
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2019 12:53 PM (bim/x)

------

I thought he hit rock bottom when he slept with that Ann Coulter fellow.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

302 "3
Curious how the laws only work for them.


Posted by: Old Dude at February 25, 2019 11:57 AM (LGXGf)"
...
There are some really obvious solutions to that. Just sayin'

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at February 25, 2019 12:54 PM (eAshZ)

303 OT
Hey!!!
Washington State has made the targeting list for Russian nuclear attack!
At least according to a report on that pseudo-news site that begins with a D.
Apparently the Rooskies are feeling ignored and they published a list of targets on some news channel.
Sadly its a military target (closed now I think) and I can offer up some batter places to target, but hey, it's a start.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (0tfLf)

304 US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan





The Guardian.






Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)



what the fuck kind of article is that?

This President is fucking CRAZY!!!!!!! But he's doing good with NORK.

What a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (IXZGh)

305 Now this is funny. The NYT is already on life support, kept alive by
injections of cash by Carlos Slim. A lawsuit just might cause Slim to
pull the plug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (gHApq)


I get daily emails to subscribe to the NYT as I'm sure many here do also. The price is low, very low. Also the LA Times sends nearly the same promotions.Never got one from the WP though.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (chJIN)

306 288 Lawsuits are unlikely to put the New York Times or CNN out of business

Now this is funny. The NYT is already on life support, kept alive by injections of cash by Carlos Slim. A lawsuit just might cause Slim to pull the plug.

And CNN isn't exactly robust financially either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (gHApq)

The NYT will NEVER be allowed to die. If Slim walks away then they'll piece together an investment group. It's just too important to them. Same with WaPo.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

307 Mad Maxine says anyone who supports Trumps wall is racist, unpatriotic, and doesnt love their country. Scratch the low bid 9mm. .22 short.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned

----

Can you draw a picture of my country, Maxine? What's it shaped like? ...OK, now why is it shaped that way?

What do we call those edges? Why are they there?

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (X/ZRY)

308 The democrats arent against slavery. Never was. They just use different methods now.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
---------

You know, The Democrats used the same arguments against Lincoln that they are using against Trump.

I enjoy pointing this out when one of them says, 'He's not my President'. 'Yup', says I, 'verbatim what the Democrats said about Lincoln'.

They [angrily now]: 'But Trump only received a minority of the popular vote!'

Me: 'Yup, just like Lincoln.'


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:56 PM (2kj6M)

309 Related - I was just watching a Louder with Crowder anti-oscar thing where they tried to take down his stream for copyright. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2019 12:56 PM (r+sAi)

310

Okay, let's start with The Bulwark's Russian Collusion conspiracy and then we'll add Rick Cocksucker Wilson.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 25, 2019 12:56 PM (dL71y)

311 Chavez also distributed guns to his loyal followers in the barrios, creating militias. So, it was more than take - it was redistribute.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:56 PM (25Dt7)

312 I know virtually nothing about Charlie Sykes is he a fauxCon, a neverTrumper, hypocritical trash, or what?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (JgA4k)


My guess, either a future iron cage dweller, lamp post wind chime, Lord Humungus hood ornament, or apocalypse chariot archer target. History seems pretty adamant about that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2019 12:56 PM (9Om/r)

313 "Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working
"

Perhaps, but beloved Obama (pbuh) did more for world peace by being the first half black man elected to the US Presidency.

Posted by: Nobel prize voting Committee at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (37IEG)

314 Hey!!!
Washington State has made the targeting list for Russian nuclear attack!

---

It's going to be the only thing that clears those tents out of Pioneer Square.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (X/ZRY)

315 "And the howls from the left sounded like a truckload of wet cats? "


Stealing that.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (nRWPy)

316
Sykes turned out to be a phony conservative and I'd put former congressman Joe Walsh in the same category. He has gone completely off the rails. The few minutes of his show I caught last week were on excoriating conservative media and Fox News for ignoring the Coast Guard guy story and he can't figure out why Trump doesn't want to get to the bottom of the Russian interference in the 2016 election. He actually gave some cover to McCabe. Maybe the FBI saw something to do that to Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (OLCnA)

317
What do we call those edges? Why are they there?
Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (X/ZRY)

------

They are called BEACHES!!! They are TOTALLY AWESOME!!! You can surf and paddleboard and whale watch and swim the dolphims and watch sunsets and jog on the beach and ... and....

~average lefty

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

318 The Oscars was last night. Huh.
Was Jussie Smollet the host?

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

319 It's going to be the only thing that clears those tents out of Pioneer Square.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM

**********

Perhaps. Depends on the kilo tonnage.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (0tfLf)

320 282 At least Jessie is fighting back, he now blames drugs and the Chicago Police for his problems. Something about a strange substance the Nigerian's gave him or something like that. I wonder what he gave in return, his butt?"

Heh, since they're the only direct witnesses against him, his lawyers have told Jussie to come up with some way to degrade their credibility in the eyes of a jury. (Even though Jussie has to confess to a crime, talking illegal drugs in order to make the charge) And now we are going to have the absolutely delicious spectacle, if this goes to court, of 3 participants in a conspiracy who are all going to go into that courtroom and attack each other viciously, each in an attempt to save his own skin.

These kinds of trials are the most fun!

Fun question if Jussie is on the stand: "You say you didn't know what drug they gave you, it made you unaware. But how did they know how to find you in the middle of the night 40 miles away from your house, on a night when your flight was unexpectedly delayed, unless you personally called them and told them exactly where you were going to be?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)

321 If I were Jussie I wouldn't blame the Chicago police. I don't think they're terribly fond of Jussie right now-and it IS Chicago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (AllCR)

322 308 The democrats arent against slavery. Never was. They just use different methods now.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
---------

You know, The Democrats used the same arguments against Lincoln that they are using against Trump.

I enjoy pointing this out when one of them says, 'He's not my President'. 'Yup', says I, 'verbatim what the Democrats said about Lincoln'.

They [angrily now]: 'But Trump only received a minority of the popular vote!'

Me: 'Yup, just like Lincoln.'


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:56 PM (2kj6M)

Democrat controlled States like New Jersey are trying to keep him off the ballot, just like Lincoln.

Posted by: josephistan at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

323 313
"Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working

"

Perhaps, but beloved Obama (pbuh) did more for world peace by being the first half black man elected to the US Presidency.


Posted by: Nobel prize voting Committee at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (37IEG)


He did keep his secret drone kill list a secret, cause he was smaht that way.

Preserve the moment.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

324
Now this is funny. The NYT is already on life support, kept alive by injections of cash by Carlos Slim. A lawsuit just might cause Slim to pull the plug.

And CNN isn't exactly robust financially either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (gHApq)

The NYT will NEVER be allowed to die. If Slim walks away then they'll piece together an investment group. It's just too important to them. Same with WaPo.
Posted by: joncelli
-------------

Case in point: Al Sharpton has an ongoing TV show. There is no rational or reasonable explanation for this, and certainly no market demand explanation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:59 PM (2kj6M)

325 Yeah, about those Obamacare projections: You fucked up. You trusted us.

HAHAHAHAHAq!!

Posted by: The Congressional Budget Office at February 25, 2019 12:59 PM (hjaPQ)

326 317


What do we call those edges? Why are they there?

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (X/ZRY)



------



They are called BEACHES!!! They are TOTALLY AWESOME!!! You can
surf and paddleboard and whale watch and swim the dolphims and watch
sunsets and jog on the beach and ... and....



~average lefty

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
I can tell you why the ocean's near the shore!

Posted by: Scarecrow of Oz at February 25, 2019 12:59 PM (37IEG)

327
The Oscars was last night. Huh.
Was Jussie Smollet the host?
Posted by: wth at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

----

No.

...nominated for Best Actor in a Fictional Fabrication tho....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:59 PM (8XRCm)

328 "Hi there, Random twitter user. You owe Pierre another Billion dollars!"

Posted by: Hikaru at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (UnA8+)

329 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (ffYR/)

330 Perhaps, but beloved Obama (pbuh) did more for world peace by being the first half black man elected to the US Presidency.


Posted by: Nobel prize voting Committee

---

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Qaddafi's Ghost at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (X/ZRY)

331 he campaigned on supporting the death penalty. Once in office, he screwed over multiple families.

-
Including the Chucky Cheese killer's victims.

BTW, there was an infuriating 48 Hours on last Saturday night. There was a horrible double murder mutilation in California. Turns out it was fifteen year old mad at the world because his mom decided she was a lesbian and abandon him to marry her girlfriend. He dressed in all black with a mask, gloves and a knife looking to kill someone. The lucky couple won the lottery because they left their patio door open. He was convicted and sentenced to 50 or 60 years.

Enter Moonbeam Jerry. He signed a bill just before leaving office that says a juvenile can be charged as a adult (and be held past his 25th birthday, if a juvenile court judge says so. So they had to hold another hearing at which the yute took the stand and explained that he used to be bad but now he's good. Psychiatrists and what not testified that he's seen the light! The judge ruled that it's OK that he was tried as an adult so it's all over at last, right?

Wrong! A new law yutes can never be tried as adults and must be released at age 25. So now his lawyers are arguing that the law should be applied retroactively . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

332 RKae


Pacific NW MoMe: 05/11/2019
Yakima, WA
Contact Mark Andrew Edwards

click on his nic

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (d7Ww2)

333 Fun question if Jussie is on the stand: "You say
you didn't know what drug they gave you, it made you unaware. But how
did they know how to find you in the middle of the night 40 miles away
from your house, on a night when your flight was unexpectedly delayed,
unless you personally called them and told them exactly where you were
going to be?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)


Your logic is opressing me.

Posted by: Jussee at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (ymnmz)

334 Was Jussie Smollet the host?
____________________________________

No. He was a little tied up.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (vbJig)

335 OT:

High winds today and there's an empty cardboard box blowing down the street and threatening our safety. She's getting more and more pissed off at the sheer daring of this inanimate moving object.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (nRWPy)

336 The few minutes of his show I caught last week were on excoriating conservative media and Fox News for ignoring the Coast Guard guy story"

an insane drug addict who said a lot of stupid stuff on the internet but never actually did anything. Oh yeah that's a big story.

Wait a minute, that sounds like Joe Walsh, too...

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)

337 The dog =she

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 01:01 PM (nRWPy)

338 So is this this guy "untouchable"? It'd be a real shame if something happened to his pudd'n cups.

Posted by: Michael Moore's Pudd'n Trough at February 25, 2019 01:01 PM (cYOZr)

339 NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at February 25, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)

340 I thought I was the strikeout king??

Posted by: aaron judge at February 25, 2019 01:02 PM (Dh1wo)

341

He did keep his secret drone kill list a secret, cause he was smaht that way.

Preserve the moment.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)
Like Wernher Von Braun, subsequent deaths are not our department.
Once the prizes are awarded we move on.

Posted by: Nobel prize voting Committee at February 25, 2019 01:02 PM (37IEG)

342 They are called BEACHES!!! They are TOTALLY AWESOME!!! You can
surf and paddleboard and whale watch and swim the dolphims and watch
sunsets and jog on the beach and ... and....
-----------

make friends!

Posted by: Dr. Blowsey Ford at February 25, 2019 01:02 PM (ZMWtN)

343 Bill Maher is more disgusting human being than I even thought he was



Naw, we can't cook in flyover country.

He's an ignorant idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2019 01:03 PM (Boy/L)

344 Trump had mentioned wanting to be able to sue a newspaper that is deliberately slandering/trashing one candidate, (as MFM clearly did to Trump). And it is obvious us that media has become a giant slander weapon.

Even when they correct a fake story (their narrative), it is small print, back page, with caveats and twists, which ends up still supporting their narrative (fake but still true). It is racketeering writ large, as FBI coordinates framing Trump with the DNC and the MSM (while covering up, wiping evidence for ClintoCrimeFamily). ... the commies took Hollywood, media, schools ... they marched through our institutions.


So now that the internet has allowed an alternative, they are intent on silencing those voices as well. They use Alex Jones or other fringe players to make their case, but Google/FB/Twats will censor/defund any voice that opposes their narrative, right down to "learn to code" quotes of Hillary. More racketeering.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2019 01:04 PM (Cus5s)

345 255 "97.8% of Mass Shootings Happen in So-Called 'Gun-Free' Zones"

and most mass shootings happen in other countries ... and most of those are (probably) not even on record.

Mass shootings happen every weekend in Chicago. Mass shooting = an incident where 3 or more people are shot at the same location.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2019 01:05 PM (g0qqf)

346 ... because corporations are how the left achieves policy objectives it cannot achieve through electoral political victories.


______


"What are we, chopped communists?" -- Leftist judges nationwide

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 25, 2019 01:07 PM (YjzW1)

347 Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (QGdDN)


I didn't know Florida Man or Florida Woman could be embarrassed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gHApq)

348 "What are we, chopped communists?" -- Leftist judges nationwide
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 25, 2019 01:07 PM (YjzW1)



Not yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gHApq)

349

Late reading The Spectator's Jonah Goldberg's Answer to Sean Trende

...which relates to this post, and I know most people have already read this or covered the tweet on what's the nevertrumper's endgame, but...

Jonah Goldberg of NRO responds to Real Clear Politics election editor Sean Trende's Twitter thread on The Atlantic piece by McCay Coppins titled "Naming and Shaming the Pro-Trump Elite" which dives into Bill Kristol's new anti-Trump venture The Bulwark. This is inside, inside-baseball. Sean asks this:

This strain of anti-Trumpism is so fascinating to me, mostly because I have no idea what they think the endgame is? Like, do they think they have the ability to reach a position of power within the Republican Party again? Or at least a Republican Party that can win nationally?



Ace is linked in the piece, so I thought I would link it.

Ace has a good encapsulation of the arguments here.

https://tinyurl.com/y38crz6n

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 01:09 PM (OKeCc)

350 It's beginning to dawn on Chicago pols that this incident was headed towards Ferguson territory and they are none too pleased with that notion in their pointed heads.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2019 01:10 PM (g0qqf)

351 My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)



Jump the broom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2019 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

352
Still, it wouldn't hurt to air-drop crates of guns into neighborhoods in VZ known to be mostly anti-Chavista.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:52 PM


The Maduro regime is accusing the USA of smuggling guns in with the food shipments. Which gives them the cause to prevent people from crossing the border for food.

But not a bad idea. It wouldn't take much to take out 20 cops on the border with an AR-15 with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 25, 2019 01:13 PM (jYje5)

353 And THIS action by Chase (and Paypal, Patreon, Mastercard, etc.) is why we can never go cashless.

If these institutions control efinance then they can block you from any/every (non-barter)transaction they want.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

354
They really believe that they can go there and there will be neither consequences nor themselves winding up anywhere but on top.

Heh.

Posted by: Just Desserts at February 25, 2019 01:35 PM (pNxlR)

355 349 https://tinyurl.com/y38crz6n

They also have:

https://spectator.org/polishing-jonah-goldberg/

LMAO (read it to the end).

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 25, 2019 01:54 PM (vWMNq)

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