Ace of Spades Pet Thread

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Welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Kick back and relax. And while relaxing enjoy the world of animals.

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K9 Humor

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A Little of This. A Little of That.


Meet a puppy that has at least 2 lives. Vegas woman rescues her pup.

"We just let them out and then the bird swoops in drags her and is like choking her, it stood on her," Celis told KVVU-TV of the security camera footage of the incident.

Celis rushed to rescue Lulu, grabbing a patio furniture pillow and swatting at the bird of prey four times to drive it away.

If you care to watch there is a video of this incident.


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Of course, dogs and cats will be best of friends.


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Do you lock yourself out of the house on occasion? Perhaps you need to train your cat to help you out.

Meet The PetMorons

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My daughters cat Libby (for Liberty not the obscene "L" word) was found "mostly dead" but not completely dead by her husband in a trash can when she was only a few weeks old. After more than a year of TLC she is trying to figure out if these things outside the window are edible.

Ray (Zeus)

L is one lucky cat. Don't be afraid to submit a photo of her from the front. Looks like she has some friends outside. Thanks for sharing Grandpa.


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Long time lurker here. This is Dallas. She’s half American Staffordshire Terrier and half Pug according to her DNA test. She was found abandoned in an apartment complex near a dumpster at about 1 year old. Ten years later and now her favorite things are removing squeakers from toys, chewing rawhide bones, snuggling under blankets with her humans, and snoring in front of the fireplace. But mostly snoring. - Shawn

That is a great story Shawn. Dallas looks like a totally cool dog who has life made. It sounds like she has quite the home.


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The black and white dog is Kis (I call her my Star Trek dog). I adopted her when she was a year old. She's a border collie/
heeler mix,the sweetest dog and not hyper. She's also Alpha Dog since I lost Ike. She never challenged his position, but she campaigned for it like Elizabeth Warren at a casino. She would sit for pets and belly rubs all day if someone would accommodate her. She's around 5 yrs. old now.

And then there's Maizy, the German shepherd. She's now about 17 months and still a little ringy. She's Amazing Maizy when she's good
and Crazy Maizy when she's...not. Is it just me, or does she have the Trudeau eyebrow thing going on? She's got a strong
prey drive and the cats loathe her. She's been a bigger handful than all my male shepherds put together. But she's getting better as she grows up and I think she'll be a great dog. She ain't stupid. I'll get around to cat pictures next if that's OK. I only have two cats.

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First of all, beautiful looking dogs. The GSD pup? Well, she's a girl that explains a lot. My history with dogs is that dogs are easier to train than the bitches. Good luck with her, she definitely has some mischief in her eyes. Thanks for sending us their stories and photos.


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A fine group of pets today who have very proud humans. Thanks for submitting their photos and stories.

Would you like to see your pet as a PetMoron? Do you have an interesting story, video or tidbit you would like to share? Well you can reach us at petmorons at gmail dot com.

Have a great week!!!

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1 Happy Caturday!

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 02:56 PM (3C9q2)

2 Love that toon. My kittehs have scratching post hotels I have put in front of the windows. They love them.

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 02:56 PM (mpXpK)

3 I think the kitty in the cartoon is doing a yoga pose called Downward Dog.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:00 PM (3C9q2)

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Nice looking pets, everyone.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 23, 2019 03:00 PM (I94sX)

5
Has Jewells checked in yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 23, 2019 03:01 PM (I94sX)

6 Caturday!
Wonderful moron pets!

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:02 PM (w7KSn)

7 I am dog sitting at the moment, the step dog, who lives 3 doors down.
He is an old fellow, now 14.
Basic black dog, about 45 lbs.
He just got diagnosed with congestive heart valves.
So, no more b a l l for him.
Very sad, but he is a good boy.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:05 PM (w7KSn)

8 Happy Caturday everyone.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2019 03:08 PM (/rm4P)

9 Every time I am snacking Cinnamon acts like she wants some, but give her a piece ( raisins today) she smells it and walks away.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2019 03:11 PM (/rm4P)

10 Skip, try snacking on sardines.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:12 PM (0EM+d)

11 2 Love that toon. My kittehs have scratching post hotels I have put in front of the windows. They love them.

Multiple hotels? Are they gold? A veritable Trump, aren't you? Do Democrat Cogressmen walk past them to buy coffee?

Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)

12 Heidi is at a fundraiser for service dogs (real ones) and they are having a costume contest now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 23, 2019 03:13 PM (9oE3U)

13 My dogs were watching me intently as I ate some yogurt so I gave them a taste. Now they love the stuff and I bought them their own yogurt which I dole out on occasion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 23, 2019 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)

14 Every time I am snacking Cinnamon acts like she wants some, but give her a piece ( raisins today) she smells it and walks away.
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2019 03:11 PM (/rm4P)

That's Cheyenne. Bread? Nah. Carrots? Nope.

PIZZA??? Why, yes, don't mind if I do!

Posted by: Antisocialist at February 23, 2019 03:14 PM (usKVj)

15 Heidi once made a costume for a dachshund of a bus with people in the windows and everything and bus driver hat for the pooch. Hilarious and first place!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 23, 2019 03:15 PM (9oE3U)

16 Love all of the moronimals---- but that pic of Libby and the deer is a treasure!
How often do you get a shot like that?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 23, 2019 03:16 PM (Rxduq)

17 My cats love bacon and my homemade beef jerky.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 23, 2019 03:16 PM (9oE3U)

18 OK later. Great pets!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 23, 2019 03:17 PM (9oE3U)

19 Nice looking pets this week, non of them appeared to be to spoiled.

The Vegas Yorkie got pretty lucky.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 23, 2019 03:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

20 My dogs rule my life, unfortunately.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 03:19 PM (PUmDY)

21 A group is working on training Pit Bull and Pit Mixes to be Police dogs. They have a large supply to chose from as they are taking them from shelters.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:19 PM (0EM+d)

22 Heidi once made a costume for a dachshund of a bus with people in the windows and everything and bus driver hat for the pooch. Hilarious and first place!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 23, 2019 03:15 PM (9oE3U)


Tell Heidi pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:20 PM (f3oO4)

23 Dogs are very good at snoring.

Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2019 03:20 PM (8erNz)

24 11 Multiple hotels? Are they gold? A veritable Trump, aren't you? Do Democrat Cogressmen walk past them to buy coffee?

Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)

I have three of them ranging in height from 2 feet to about 5 feet. They are covered in carpet and have lots of places to crawl around in. They either park on the top level and look out the windows or just curl up and sleep.

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:20 PM (mpXpK)

25 Maizy is... Not. Amused.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2019 03:20 PM (EZebt)

26 Wait, there are DNA tests for pets now?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:21 PM (w7KSn)

27 20 My dogs rule my life, unfortunately.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 03:19 PM (PUmDY)

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Our dog thinks my kids are really his kids.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2019 03:24 PM (EZebt)

28 Love that toon. My kittehs have scratching post hotels I have put in front of the windows. They love them.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 02:56 PM (mpXpK)


With all the cats I've ever had, I've found that if you get them something you want them to use, like a scratching post, they will always prefer the box. Or the furniture. If you get them a multistory play palace, they'll explore it, then go back to sitting on your head again, and never use the palace you bought for them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 23, 2019 03:24 PM (3sjI6)

29 Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:19 PM (0EM+d)

Saw somewhere that TSA was getting complaints about dogs with perky ears as being scary (ear sonar maybe), so they were looking into training more floppy eared dogs.

Funny if TSA showed up with fierce and floppy eared pitbulls as their dog of choice!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:25 PM (f3oO4)

30 So, no more b a l l for him.
Very sad, but he is a good boy.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:05 PM (w7KSn)

That is sad, and it sucks that you can't explain it to him, he's just left to think no one will play with me anymore.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 23, 2019 03:25 PM (Rz2Nc)

31 Busted...

https://tinyurl.com/yxsc8a6y

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 03:27 PM (PUmDY)

32 Apropos of giving snacks designed for humans to pets (including birds as well as dogs and cats), here's a list from the ASPCA about people foods NOT to give (and why):

https://tinyurl.com/qh5yctn

About the no-alcohol warning: it's no joke. I had an uncle who used to think it was hilarious to put whiskey in his dachshund's water bowl at family get-togethers, so that she would stagger around like the proverbial drunken sailor. My dad would get angry about it, saying the booze would shorten Trudy's life. Sadly, it did.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:28 PM (3C9q2)

33 Hrothgar, I heard that same thing. I can't see the gov't doing something as cost cutting as using the pit bulls.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:29 PM (0EM+d)

34 I would play b a l l with him, but his owners (my neighbors) said he could collapse and die if I did it, so I am kind of torn, but I don't want him dying on my watch.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:29 PM (w7KSn)

35 28 With all the cats I've ever had, I've found that if
you get them something you want them to use, like a scratching post,
they will always prefer the box. Or the furniture. If you get them a
multistory play palace, they'll explore it, then go back to sitting on
your head again, and never use the palace you bought for them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 23, 2019 03:24 PM (3sjI6)

Mine love those cat towers. And they definitely use the tall one for "sharpening" their claws. I am constantly having to vacum up shredded carpet from the tall tower.

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:29 PM (mpXpK)

36 My elderly mother-in-law is in rehab for a busted hip, and we're trying to do some good with her neglected house while she's in there. This includes capturing and socializing her two near-feral cats.

I managed to capture one last week, and we've secured her in an empty bedroom. I visit her regularly, feed her, and she's a lot less skittish already though definitely not wild about me yet.

The other is still off in hidey holes in the basement. I've been cutting off avenues of escape and am working toward a plan of trapping him for the same treatment. I don't want to go overboard and risk harming either me or myself (esp. myself).


Not a lot of worries here, just recounting the pet-related story as it's part of our current drama.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2019 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

37 Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:29 PM (mpXpK)

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I saw earlier a post about a setback for Mrs. Vic and will offer a prayer for her healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2019 03:34 PM (EZebt)

38 Wait, there are DNA tests for pets now?

You bet. In some cases, pet DNA (at least from dogs and cats) has been used to solve murders. The earliest case I know of is from 1994, and involved a Canadian kitteh named Snowball: https://tinyurl.com/y2wasju8

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:34 PM (3C9q2)

39 I can't see the gov't doing something as cost cutting as using the pit bulls.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:29 PM (0EM+d)


You're probably right, Heaven forbid they did something to save tax dollars!

I did hear that one breed that they were seriously looking at was the Viszla, which would not be a cheap substitution, but those are fantastic dogs and extremely smart.
Next MoMee I'll tell you my Viszla story!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:35 PM (f3oO4)

40 Hrothgar, I'll look forward to it. Also, a belly rub for Connor from me today.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:39 PM (0EM+d)

41 Ah, yes. The Snowball Murders. The cat was killing random strangers and framing local dogs.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2019 03:39 PM (Dh1wo)

42 I would play b a l l with him, but his owners (my neighbors) said he could collapse and die if I did it, so I am kind of torn, but I don't want him dying on my watch.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:29 PM (w7KSn)

Probably best to listen to his owners, you would feel horrible if he died on your watch.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 23, 2019 03:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

43 My First Viszla would hide under a low pine branch to lure the birds when they would dive bomb he would pop out and try to catch them it was like a game to him

Posted by: vizzy at February 23, 2019 03:39 PM (s5Khz)

44 Welp, we have pre-adopted a classic grey tabby kitten called Poppy for now. He is about 8 weeks old and is pretty tiny but feisty. I'll bring him home in 2-3 weeks. He and his litter mates have some type of feline cold virus, it's pretty common. I just don't want to bring it home to my other kitteh so we're waiting until it's all cleared up.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 23, 2019 03:39 PM (kufk0)

45 If you get them a multistory play palace, they'll explore it, then go back to sitting on your head again, and never use the palace you bought for them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 23, 2019 03:24 PM (3sjI6)

This is also one of the primary differences between dogs and cats.

Get a dog a bed/pillow: Oh my God, thanks boss, I will never sit anywhere else.

Get them a squeak ball: this little bastard must die! I will carry it everywhere I go.

Get them a literal tire: You treat me right, boss. Thanks.*

*I bought one of these from a local pet shop. It was like a small wagon or something similar tire- advertised for heavy chewers. Ajax was maybe 6 mos to a year old. Inside of 30 minutes, he had a pile of rubber pieces.

When he was that age, he looked at every chew toy as an opportunity to find out how quickly he could disassemble it. However, he never picked up the habit of chewing anything except what I gave him. I know a lot of owners complain of heavy chewers going after shoes and other leather like items, but he never tried, even as a puppy. He just sniffs shoes if I take them off, but the only time he tries to chew them is when they are on my feet (a play habit he had, especially when he was younger- he'd never bites down, but he would mouth my feet.) He is a strange dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2019 03:40 PM (ycWCI)

46 You bet. In some cases, pet DNA (at least from dogs and cats) has been used to solve murders. The earliest case I know of is from 1994, and involved a Canadian kitteh named Snowball: https://tinyurl.com/y2wasju8
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:34 PM (3C9q2)

Wow, that's pretty interesting.!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 23, 2019 03:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

47 37 I saw earlier a post about a setback for Mrs. Vic and will offer a prayer for her healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2019 03:34 PM (EZebt)

Thanks

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:41 PM (mpXpK)

48 Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:28 PM (3C9q2)

Good list and it includes xylitol which is in a lot of processed human foods, so read the labels.
One vet I know has a huge sign in his waiting room about xylitol poisoning, he's treated too many pups that ingested it.

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:41 PM (f3oO4)

49 You bet. In some cases, pet DNA (at least from dogs and cats) has been used to solve murders.

Yeah forensic files has had a couple of episodes about that. Usually dogs, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2019 03:41 PM (39g3+)

50 Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:41 PM (mpXpK)

Vis I only saw a vague reference to Mrs Vic earlier, but prayers are up from here for you both!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:43 PM (f3oO4)

51 Tell Heidi pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:20 PM (f3oO4)

I gotta find that pic. Its classic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 23, 2019 03:43 PM (9oE3U)

52 lin-dun, Congratulations on the new kitten. Daisy is going to feel outnumbered though.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:43 PM (0EM+d)

53 I'm here Sooth.. the little shit is fine. Daughter said no runs or vomiting or anything. Like I said.. garbage gut.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 03:48 PM (dUJdY)

54 SF, haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 03:48 PM (PUmDY)

55 The cat was killing random strangers

You just know the Ewok needs feline assistance when hunting hobos in the Great White North.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:48 PM (3C9q2)

56 36---Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2019 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
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Big project you've taken on there.
Keep us posted on how it's progressing.

There's an elderly lady down the road from us that has some very serious medical problems. She extracted a promise from me that I would care for her cat if anything happened to her. *sigh*
That cat, a former stray, is NOT sociable in the least.

TBH, I dread having to make good on my hastily given promise --- but of course I will do my best if/when the time comes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 23, 2019 03:48 PM (Rxduq)

57 Hrothgar, I'll look forward to it. Also, a belly rub for Connor from me today.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:39 PM (0EM+d)


I will tell a Ben Had & Conor related story. I gave him a nice big marrow bone today and after trimming it to make sure he didn't get a long string of gristle in his throat I put it down on the floor. Conor came over and stared at that bone like he was sure I had made a mistake and was going to snatch the bone back as soon as he touched it. He finally decided it was really for him so he gave a celebratory bark or two and proceeded to work on that bone for the next three hours.

He's now sleeping the sleep of the just, with a big grin still on his face!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:50 PM (f3oO4)

58 Congrats on the new kitteh Lin-duh!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 03:53 PM (dUJdY)

59 Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 03:05 PM (w7KSn)

My boy Sam ("Scarface" Sam some of you may remember from the pet thread a while back) has congestive heart failure. We're not supposed to take him for walks anymore, but sometimes we cheat a little and walk him slow to the end of the long driveway and back to get the mail. He's a beagle so he doesn't mind walking slow, it gives him time to sniff all the interesting things along the way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 03:53 PM (Wb0yh)

60 Attaboy, Connor.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:56 PM (0EM+d)

61 Usually dogs, though.

I remember a Joe Kenda episode, I think it was from the second year of Homicide Hunter, in which cat fur on a bedspread stolen by the killer from his neighbors' storage space was the needed clue. Kenda and his partner had to go to the neighbor and ask to take a sample of Fluffy's fur to make their case. The kitteh was not particularly happy to be brushed by a pair of strange humans, but the fur sample was enough to convince the jury.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:56 PM (3C9q2)

62

Train yo beatch in1937 easy lessons...

Posted by: Beto Kelly at February 23, 2019 03:56 PM (1rQN5)

63 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 03:48 PM (dUJdY)

Good to hear the pup is ok! I have become paranoid about dog food and treats, even though I think Conor also has a garbage gut, I don't want to take a chance!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 03:56 PM (f3oO4)

64 Kenda and his partner had to go to the neighbor and ask to take a sample of Fluffy's fur to make their case. The kitteh was not particularly happy to be brushed by a pair of strange humans, but the fur sample was enough to convince the jury.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 03:56 PM (3C9q2)
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Cattaca.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 23, 2019 03:58 PM (kQs4Y)

65 50 Vis I only saw a vague reference to Mrs Vic earlier, but prayers are up from here for you both!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at
February 23, 2019 03:43 PM (f3oO4)


Thanks, to clear up the vagueness

She is going back into the hospital some time in March for complete new operation to try and fix the problems with the inability to secure the last operation because the skin will not accept the threads form surgery due to the massive I-131 dose they gave her several years ago.

The operation is supposed to be 10 hours long and she is expected to have to stay a week in recovery. Our daughter is going down there with her. Neither me nor her mother can take those long trips down there any more and she refuses to go to a hospital over in Florence or the one here. I don't blame her on the one here but the one in Florence is a good one. Her mother is just getting too old and and I ain't no spring chicken and have my own health problems constantly bothering me for these long drives to Charleston..

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:59 PM (mpXpK)

66 I have become paranoid about dog food and treats, even though I think Conor also has a garbage gut, I don't want to take a chance!

She makes his food and is very picky about his treats.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 03:59 PM (dUJdY)

67 Nice story Ray.
Maizy looks intense, and reminds me of a female Shep I had 30 years ago. Beautiful dog.

Posted by: Quilp at February 23, 2019 04:00 PM (Bf3hj)

68 We had a nice long walk this morning and he kept looking at me like "throw the ball" and I of course didn't have one.
I can't imagine this dog having a heart condition, all his life we have played ball until my arm damn near fell off.
So, he is asleep beside me now.
Damn, his farts are enough to peel the paint off the walls...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 04:01 PM (w7KSn)

69 Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 03:59 PM (mpXpK)

Prayers up for you and everyone in your family, Vic.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 04:01 PM (3C9q2)

70 With all the cats I've ever had, I've found that if you get them something you want them to use, like a scratching post, they will always prefer the box. Or the furniture. If you get them a multistory play palace, they'll explore it, then go back to sitting on your head again, and never use the palace you bought for them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 23, 2019 03:24 PM (3sjI6)

Most scratchers sold are too short for an adult cat - think of a chin up bar that is three foot off the ground. And most cats don't really dig vertical carpet as a surface.

There's one sold that is about 4.5 foot tall and lets even a long cat stretch really high to show all the other cats how big and mean he is.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2019 04:02 PM (wETsY)

71 Vic, prayers for the both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 04:03 PM (0EM+d)

72 69 Prayers up for you and everyone in your family, Vic.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 04:01 PM (3C9q2)

Thanks

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 04:03 PM (mpXpK)

73 I have a pet complaint. Cats are evil. I only know one cat. He's sort of mine. He's evil. I am willing to extrapolate.

So when I'm out of the house I like to keep him out of my room because he might just shit on the rug. Cats aren't like dogs where you put their nose in it and they feel shame. There is no word for shame in the cat language.

The other day I took pity and let the little bastard stay in the room and of course he shat on the rug. I didn't bother with the shaming kabuki, I just looked at him with evil intent and cleaned up the mess.

Came back in the room, settled in, and the cat walked over to the pile of clothes on the floor. He made sure I was watching, he looked me dead in the eye, and he pushed the sock away from where he'd covered up another poop.

Go ahead, defend the sacred honor of cats.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:03 PM (fuK7c)

74 Attaboy, Connor.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 03:56 PM (0EM+d)


I made sure to tell him I was acting under orders from you!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:04 PM (f3oO4)

75 A girl across the street is playing with a different neighbour's golden retriever, Freddy, who loves chasing snowballs (not Snowballs!) especially up the 10' or so high snow piles leftover from the snowplows clearing the street.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2019 04:04 PM (Dh1wo)

76 Yes, definitely saying prayers for your wife and you Vic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:05 PM (dUJdY)

77 76
Yes, definitely saying prayers for your wife and you Vic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:05 PM (dUJdY)''

Thanks

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 04:06 PM (mpXpK)

78 In line at Trump Intl to see Diamond and Silk!

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2019 04:06 PM (wXMeL)

79 It's not the cat's fault if you don't have a proper litterbox...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 04:07 PM (w7KSn)

80 Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:03 PM (fuK7c)

I would try to defend them but I'm too busy laughing my ass off!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:09 PM (dUJdY)

81 I make cat trees as an extra hobby. They are around 5 to 6 foot tall and are made from real trees. Lots of climbing space, hollowed out log area for hiding and large spaces for sleeping on.

The mesquite ones are great because the wood has so much color.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 04:09 PM (0EM+d)

82 Bander, I think it's confrontational performance art.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 23, 2019 04:10 PM (kQs4Y)

83 He made sure I was watching, he looked me dead in the eye, and he pushed the sock away from where he'd covered up another poop.

He must be a Demo-Cat from San Francisco who learned from the humans there to poop everywhere he wants to.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 04:10 PM (3C9q2)

84 One other thing about the trips to Charleston, on the first trip several months ago we stayed at the Holiday Inn near the major road leading into Charleston because they were the only one that had two bedrooms suits nearby that could accommodate all the relatives coming in. For those familiar with Charleston it was the tall white two story building near the river just over the bridge crossing.


Our hotel bill for that was over $6,000.

Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2019 04:10 PM (mpXpK)

85 Bander, wait until you find out where he peed

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 04:14 PM (0EM+d)

86 Bander, wait until you find out where he peed

Posted by: Ben Had



That's the kind of human warmth and support I come here for. ;-)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:16 PM (fuK7c)

87 59--- .....sometimes we cheat a little and walk him slow to the end of the long driveway and back to get the mail. He's a beagle so he doesn't mind walking slow, it gives him time to sniff all the interesting things along the way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 03:53 PM (Wb0yh)
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Aaawww.

IMO, you HAVE to "cheat a little" that way.
You can't completely deprive a puppeh of these joys of living. You just can't.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 23, 2019 04:17 PM (Rxduq)

88 Sending Bander a crate for said kitty.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 04:18 PM (0EM+d)

89 Bandersnatch

Your cat may not be evil, just sick or has dementia:

http://tinyurl.com/y4hf7gfn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)

90 I can't imagine this dog having a heart condition, all his life we have played ball until my arm damn near fell off.
So, he is asleep beside me
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 23, 2019 04:01 PM (w7KSn)

We had no idea anything was wrong with Sam until about a year ago. He started coughing like crazy one night, and he had just been to the groomers, so I figured he had picked up a case of kennel cough. It's happened before despite him being vaccinated against it. After a while though, he came and sat by me and his breathing was labored, so off we went to the emergency vet where they diagnosed him with CHF. He's on 3 different meds now and you wouldn't know anything was wrong with him (except now he drinks tons of water and pees a lot due to one of the meds).

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:18 PM (Wb0yh)

91 Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 04:09 PM (0EM+d)

You have me beat there, using real trees, but when Mrs H had her cats, I made several cat "trees" using a non- pressure treated 4"x4" with a 12" square "foot" and "cap" which ran from floor to ceiling and used a few shims to ensure that the tree was stable. Before I put it up, I would wrap the tree in carpet remnants and add a carpeted shelf or two at least six feet off the floor. The cats loved being able to look down on the mere mortals passing below!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:19 PM (f3oO4)

92 We had a rescued beagle years ago. Going for a walk with Squeaky was more like going parking.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 23, 2019 04:19 PM (t0Z53)

93 IMO, you HAVE to "cheat a little" that way.
You can't completely deprive a puppeh of these joys of living. You just can't.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 23, 2019 04:17 PM (Rxduq)

That's exactly how we feel about it!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:20 PM (Wb0yh)

94 Bander, wait until you find out where he peed

Posted by: Ben Had


Let's hope the cat is not an intact tom-- if he is, Bander will have no trouble at all finding where he peed.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 04:20 PM (3C9q2)

95 Made some cute collar charms for doggies. Been wanting to do this for awhile. One up in the shop now. Would love opinions!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:22 PM (dUJdY)

96 Let's hope the cat is not an intact tom-- if he is, Bander will have no trouble at all finding where he peed.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 04:20 PM (3C9q2)


And if it is, I suggest Bander apply for one of my catalogs!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:22 PM (f3oO4)

97 Heh. No. The cat is an ex-boy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:22 PM (fuK7c)

98 Nice pets Ya'll!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2019 04:23 PM (Z+IKu)

99 Hrothgar, friends have a tree service and I get the large slabs of oak for the base. I am working on one now made from eucalyptus. I like them looking like art.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2019 04:23 PM (0EM+d)

100 Jewells, those are super cute!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:24 PM (Wb0yh)

101 Could you take the beagle for walks using an old-fashioned kids' red wagon to haul him around? He'd at least be able to get some sun and wind-sniffing fun that way if you're in a reasonably-level area. (Ignore suggestion if you're in San Francisco!)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2019 04:25 PM (Dh1wo)

102 My pup was a stray, and I was very curious about his breed. He looks like a rough coated Jack Russell terrier, but he doesn't shed. The DNA test I got from Amazon said he's half poodle, a quarter schnauzer, and the rest includes dachshund and chihuahua. I believe the dachshund. His nose finds anything edible within a hundred yards, and he likes to burrow under the bedclothes.

He is currently laying on top of my legs, because he's pouting about the rainy weather. For a dog who lived on his own, he's very particular about precipitation.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 23, 2019 04:27 PM (b6kHD)

103 Andy, I don't know if he would sit in a wagon, he would probably jump out. HE doesn't know there's anything wrong with him. Might give it a try though, when the snow melts. Too much snow around to pull a wagon at the moment (I'm in Spokane).

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:28 PM (Wb0yh)

104 >>Heh. No. The cat is an ex-boy.

Maybe that's why he is so angry. I know it would tick me off.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2019 04:28 PM (/tuJf)

105 Bander, our vet told us that when a cat misbehaved and made sure you were watching, it could be a sign of illness. Alas, for our elder cat she was right. She (cat, not vet) had kidney disease, already too late to treat. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at February 23, 2019 04:30 PM (nXtH3)

106 And here's a website with all kinds of advice and suggestions about cat box problems:

http://tinyurl.com/y27rpjyg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2019 04:30 PM (AllCR)

107 Could you take the beagle for walks using an old-fashioned kids' red wagon to haul him around? He'd at least be able to get some sun and wind-sniffing fun that way if you're in a reasonably-level area. (Ignore suggestion if you're in San Francisco!)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2019 04:25 PM (Dh1wo)


I bought a pet carriage (somewhat like an unsafe baby carriage) for my oldest dog when she was failing so the whole pack could stay together and have a walk. She couldn't really walk very far, but this way she knew she was with the pack and she could sniff the breeze and feel alive!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:30 PM (f3oO4)

108 I forgot about snow too, Jordan.
Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 23, 2019 04:31 PM (Dh1wo)

109 My wife told me that zoo joke.

I responded, that, or all the zoos in Venezuela.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 23, 2019 04:33 PM (jo0+f)

110 I bought a pet carriage (somewhat like an unsafe baby carriage) for my oldest dog when she was failing

I have friends who bought one of those carriages for their elderly dog, and they said it made the dog very happy to be able to go outside on walks for his last two years.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 04:34 PM (3C9q2)

111 Dion Wanderer is very great....

https://tinyurl.com/yybwgmjs

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:35 PM (PUmDY)

112 Such cute pet morons!

Posted by: VMs phone at February 23, 2019 04:35 PM (EGSGm)

113 Posted by: andycanuck

Here's a link to a pet stroller via Ace (no clue if he gets any credit). It might not work specifically for you but it was worth every penny for Miss SofieDog.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0033JXJ0I/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:37 PM (f3oO4)

114 Pet carraige? Lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:38 PM (PUmDY)

115 is that a Herman's Hermits song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:41 PM (PUmDY)

116 Pet carraige? Lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:38 PM (PUmDY)

Same thing my pup said, then she got her first ride...

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:41 PM (f3oO4)

117 Beagles are the best. That is all.

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at February 23, 2019 04:41 PM (aqpW6)

118 Beagles are the best. That is all.

Posted by: Royalist Pikachu at February 23, 2019 04:41 PM (aqpW6)

French Bulldogs > Viszlas > Chesapeake Bay Retrievers > Beagles > "others"

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:43 PM (f3oO4)

119 Beagles are the best. That is all.

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Pffft.

Posted by: Basset Hounds at February 23, 2019 04:43 PM (PINbt)

120 sure. Is pop the name of your cat"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:44 PM (PUmDY)

121 Jordan61,

When previous poodles (siblings) got too weak to walk comfortably, we got a baby stroller with a net canopy. Schnitzel and his sister rode in that happily, open to sights and scents and acting like king and queen shit. Plus there was the fun of people peeking in expecting a baby and seeing two toy poodles trying to lick their nose.

Posted by: JTB at February 23, 2019 04:45 PM (bmdz3)

122 We went to Yuma, Arizona, last weekend to se Oldest Daughter and her family - got to see my grand-dogs and grand-guinea pig, too. Collie is used to sleeping on the bed, so I woke up to him curling up between me and the mister. That's a lot of dog to curl into a ball...

Posted by: Antisocialist at February 23, 2019 04:45 PM (2shuf)

123 Thank you Jordan! I got pulled away for a bit but appreciate your feedback.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:46 PM (dUJdY)

124 Pffft.

Posted by: Basset Hounds



Isn't a Basset Hound like a stretched and lowered Beagle? So Bassets are ghetto Beagles.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

125 French Bulldogs > Viszlas > Chesapeake Bay Retrievers > Beagles > "others"
Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:43 PM (f3oO4)

Meh.

Posted by: Yellow Labrador Retriever at February 23, 2019 04:46 PM (2shuf)

126 124
Pffft.



Posted by: Basset Hounds





Isn't a Basset Hound like a stretched and lowered Beagle? So Bassets are ghetto Beagles.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)


and if they bounce...

Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2019 04:48 PM (MI74Q)

127 Isn't a Basset Hound like a stretched and lowered Beagle? So Bassets are ghetto Beagles.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

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Das right... don't play wit dis... we keeps it real, aw'ite?

Posted by: Basset Hounds at February 23, 2019 04:49 PM (PINbt)

128
Isn't a Basset Hound like a stretched and lowered Beagle? So Bassets are ghetto Beagles.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 23, 2019 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

Chopped and channeled.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 23, 2019 04:49 PM (MwFQu)

129 Bassett Hounds are not close to Beagles.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:51 PM (PUmDY)

130 Today is National Dog Biscuit Day.

Here's a simple recipe, using only oats, salt, beef bouillon or beef broth, and an egg-

https://addapinch.com/
homemade-dog-treats-recipe/

Posted by: dogtreats! at February 23, 2019 04:52 PM (s0pjO)

131 Same coloring, I guess.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 04:53 PM (PUmDY)

132 Thanks hrothgar & JTB. I'm going to look into getting one of those!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:53 PM (Wb0yh)

133 Jewells, I like the dog charms and Mrs. JTB has officially declared them to be adorable.

Posted by: JTB at February 23, 2019 04:54 PM (bmdz3)

134 Thanks JTB

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

135 Thanks hrothgar & JTB. I'm going to look into getting one of those!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:53 PM (Wb0yh)


Glad to help, I hope it works for you and your dog.

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 04:55 PM (f3oO4)

136 I owned 2 beagles wayyy back in the day. Sisters. They were great dogs but they are loud!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:56 PM (dUJdY)

137 Isn't a Basset Hound like a stretched and lowered Beagle? So Bassets are ghetto Beagles.

I attended a dog show a few months ago and there was someone walking an elderly basset around...and this dude was packing one hell of a ventral weapon. It'd swing laterally far enough to thump on his hind legs as he walked, and it was just about dragging on the ground the rest of the time.

Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2019 04:57 PM (8erNz)

138 136 I owned 2 beagles wayyy back in the day. Sisters. They were great dogs but they are loud!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 04:56 PM (dUJdY)

Mine can be loud sometimes, but they are pretty good about quieting down when I tell them, "no barking!" But if there's a deer or something in the yard, forget it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2019 04:58 PM (Wb0yh)

139 My ex bought them to take hunting with him. They were quick learners and he was very proud of them. Good girls. Named them Samantha and Josephine. Sam and Joe for short of course.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:03 PM (dUJdY)

140 This is even questionable?

Posted by: Snoopy at February 23, 2019 05:03 PM (+28h2)

141 https://www.thecookierookie.com/
3-ingredient-salmon-cat-treats/

Posted by: Cat treats! at February 23, 2019 05:04 PM (s0pjO)

142 Ohhh, I need those charms for Buster the choc lab and one for Roscoe the grey kitteh.

Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2019 05:05 PM (9L2du)

143 I hug em and squeeze em and they don't know my name,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 05:05 PM (PUmDY)

144 Hit me up Infidel. Still a work in progress on some. Worked on my stamping skills to make custom name charms. let's just say I need wayyy more practice!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

145 I love beagles. I used to live next door to one, and he was tied out front a lot. He took so much joy from belly rubs, and games of tug with a stick.

Really, all dogs make me happy.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 23, 2019 05:08 PM (b6kHD)

146 Worked on my stamping skills to make custom name charms.

Could you make a baseball-themed kitteh charm?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 05:08 PM (3C9q2)

147 WTH i Is/are pet charms?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 05:11 PM (PUmDY)

148 Hit me up Infidel. Still a work in progress on some. Worked on my stamping skills to make custom name charms. let's just say I need wayyy more practice!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)


Fix it the Navy way. Get a bigger hammer!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 05:11 PM (f3oO4)

149 A guy down the street was shovelling his sidewalk. His dog made a point of running under the shovel full of snow everytime. You could tell it was pure joy for the doggy.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 23, 2019 05:12 PM (JgA4k)

150 Could you make a baseball-themed kitteh charm?

Kitteh charm with a baseball charm perhaps?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

151 Get a bigger hammer!

Funny, my Navy dad and gpa used to say that. "Need a BIGGER hammer."

Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2019 05:12 PM (9L2du)

152 Fix it the Navy way. Get a bigger hammer!

Dude, I'm already skittish hammering on something and my left hand is holding on to the stamp. You have to pound hard and if I miss you will hear me yelp all the way from here to you!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:14 PM (dUJdY)

153 My dogs go nuts for vacuum hoses and leaf blowers. Insane.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 05:14 PM (PUmDY)

154 Kitteh charm with a baseball charm perhaps?

Might work. But I can't get to your site from your nic to see what your charms look like; I keep getting a prompt that says your page isn't working.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 05:14 PM (3C9q2)

155 Hit me up Infidel. Still a work in progress on some. Worked on my stamping skills to make custom name charms. let's just say I need wayyy more practice!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:06 PM (dUJdY)

I made tags for my dogs, stamped on a brass rectangle.
Mine are awful. It was harder than it looked.
Soooo...Jewels, you do doggie charms, right?

Posted by: Yellow Labrador Retriever at February 23, 2019 05:15 PM (2shuf)

156 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 05:11 PM (PUmDY)

For your pets collar.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

157 Sock off...

Posted by: Antisocialist at February 23, 2019 05:16 PM (2shuf)

158 BC, try just going to Etsy and type in the search bar Prettys4youbyJulie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

159 Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 23, 2019 05:12 PM (JgA4k)

We didn't have that much snow, but Conor was running around like a snowplow using his nose to push the snow with one ear to the ground, then he'd turn his head the other way and make another run. He was obviously having a blast!
One of the best things about dogs is that they are not afraid to show that they're enjoying life to the fullest!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Flamethrower Sales and Service VLLC at February 23, 2019 05:16 PM (f3oO4)

160 Tags?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 05:17 PM (PUmDY)

161 Might work. But I can't get to your site from your nic to see what your charms look like; I keep getting a prompt that says your page isn't working.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 05:14 PM (3C9q2)

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Try right clicking on it and open it in a new window. I just clicked on the nic and it took me right there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 23, 2019 05:17 PM (ffYR/)

162 Soooo...Jewels, you do doggie charms, right?

Yep. Been wanting to do it for a long time and my creative juices for other stuff dried up today I decided to try the pet collar charms.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:18 PM (dUJdY)

163 158

Thanks-- I found your site that way. I like the look of your pet charms.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 05:19 PM (3C9q2)

164 Yep. Been wanting to do it for a long time and my creative juices for other stuff dried up today I decided to try the pet collar charms.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:18 PM (dUJdY)

Awesomes!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at February 23, 2019 05:20 PM (2shuf)

165 Shamrocks, etc?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2019 05:20 PM (PUmDY)

166 Thanks BC.. I will work on something for you. No worries if you don't like it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:23 PM (dUJdY)

167 We have a Golden who was born with deformed front feet and recently blew out an ACL along with arthritis in her bad feet. Not young, mind you, but loves her walks. She gets a slow short walk in the morning. She'd love to go longer but, the vet has advised against it. Fortunately, the pooches get fed after being walked so Nikki heads in for food while I take our other one on a much longer and faster walk.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 23, 2019 05:24 PM (WEBkv)

168 Shamrocks, etc?

Yep!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:24 PM (dUJdY)

169 Thanks BC.. I will work on something for you. No worries if you don't like it.

FWIW, the cat's name is Casey, if you add pet names to your charms.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 05:24 PM (3C9q2)

170 BC.. been working on stamping.. not good enough at it yet to sell but I am practicing. Will let you know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

171 170 BC.. been working on stamping.. not good enough at it yet to sell but I am practicing. Will let you know.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:26 PM (dUJdY)
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Dremel, free hand, close enough, right?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 23, 2019 05:28 PM (WEBkv)

172 At this rate, the horde will be supporting pretties for you.

Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2019 05:29 PM (9L2du)

173 Another fine and outstanding Pet Thread, Mis Hum! Love all the doggehs and kittehs featured here today.

Prayers up, Vic, for you and your family.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 23, 2019 05:29 PM (RkS3d)

174 LMAO.. my little dude is sitting here staring at me like, where are the rest of those chocolate covered almonds I got into last night? Little shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:29 PM (dUJdY)

175 Currently owned by one formerly feral kitteh, but in my heart Labs Rule!!!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 23, 2019 05:30 PM (RkS3d)

176 Any horde related sales, Ace gets 15%.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

177 Sun came out and it'a hailing. Only in Missouri.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)

178 Aww, you are so sweet, Jewells.

Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2019 05:32 PM (9L2du)

179 In Hawaii, when it is sunny and raining, they call that "pineapple juice." Wonder what sunny hail would be called?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 23, 2019 05:32 PM (RkS3d)

180 175 Currently owned by one formerly feral kitteh, but in my heart Labs Rule!!!!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 23, 2019 05:30 PM (RkS3d)
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Yeah, had a cat that was born feral. Sweetest little thing, if you put your hand down, she'd trot across the floor to get her head scratched.

But, once in a great while, if she got startled and the feral side came out, whoo boy!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 23, 2019 05:33 PM (WEBkv)

181 177 Sun came out and it'a hailing. Only in Missouri.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)


Heh, we get that shit in Western CO too. Crazy.

Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2019 05:33 PM (9L2du)

182 That's awesome and very generous, Jewells!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 23, 2019 05:33 PM (RkS3d)

183 Old saying here, wait 20 mins the weather will change.

Posted by: Infidel at February 23, 2019 05:33 PM (9L2du)

184 It's the least I can do for him and all the cobs too really for putting up with me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY)

185 NOOD chess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY)

186 Old saying here, wait 20 mins the weather will change.

You in New England too?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 23, 2019 05:42 PM (3C9q2)

187 " If you get them a multistory play palace, they'll explore it, then go back to sitting on your head again, and never use the palace you bought for them.''

No kidding. Not more than a month ago I took our multi level cat condo to Goodwill. They never used it and I got tired of cleaning the cobwebs out of it.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 23, 2019 05:45 PM (tkNkP)

188 Vic

Prayer wheels 1A and 2B set to All Ahead Flank II for your wife. If you need more power on your wheels, let me know, and I'll run them flat out. They top out at Flank III.


Need 1B and 2A for other prayers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2019 06:07 PM (u82oZ)

189 That Kitbull video is sweet, but it pisses me off that the "owner" is white. Dogfighting is so not a white thing. I wonder statistically how many white people are arrested for this crime. Go ahead and do an image search on Google "arrested for dogfighting." But of course Bad Man White.

The pet morons are cute as ever.

Maizy is beautiful, crazy or not. GSD are such regal animals.

Posted by: Gem at February 23, 2019 07:40 PM (XoAz8)

190 Adorable photos of the kittehs and doggehs!
I think that cat staring at the deer outside is saying "Dis my house!" Lol.

Posted by: PJ at February 23, 2019 10:39 PM (qlTN9)

191 Hope I don't get in trouble for commenting late, but WOW that picture of Libby just really amazingly looks like it's a Gary Larson cartoon.... What is the punchline?? That just screams CAPTION CONTEST!

Posted by: Terry at February 23, 2019 11:32 PM (64PZ4)

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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