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77% of Bill Kristol's Current Readers Would Prefer to Swap Barack Obama Back into the Oval Office

True Conservatism never smelled so grifty.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:39 PM




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1 There's a noose on the cruise!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2019 04:35 PM (r+sAi)

2 Quirks of the Constitution, found right next to the penumbrae and emanations.

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 04:35 PM (786Ro)

3 Back when they had relevance as the "loyal opposition".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 04:35 PM (kQs4Y)

4 top 5

and fuck that guy

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 18, 2019 04:35 PM (8D42x)

5 His next cruise can be on the Obama garbage scow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

6 heh. *stops in a the right time* for a first!
neener.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2019 04:36 PM (r+sAi)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (IXZGh)

8 oh, my

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (NgKpN)

9 Smells like Tru-Conservative over there!
Ahoy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (0QYMt)

10 77% of 12 people.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (aS1PU)

11 That pic of Kristol..does he think that pose makes him look smart?

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (LJUs+)

12 yikes

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (GBteo)

13 AHOY!

Posted by: Inogame at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (ySZHT)

14 Good ship lollipop.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (YcYZY)

15 His face is pretty punchable, no?

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (IXZGh)

16 Ahoy!

Posted by: Kaptain Kristol's Kuck Kruises at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (0OWcv)

17 Well, I'm not one of Bill Kristol's current readers.

In a restaurant parking lot the other day I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, "I miss Obama" I said loudly, "Well, I don't!! Spouse added, "Neither do I"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)

18 He has 827 readers?

Posted by: jd at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (AKmrL)

19 Another way of reading the poll is that they support any President willing to fight a war in Afghanistan.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (sX1BW)

20 827 votes? that's all? ace should put up a vote, bet we could surpass that in an hour.

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (LJUs+)

21 Can you imagine the JEF, the SCOAMF back in the WH? I hated every minute of those 8 years.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (r+sAi)

22 Ahoy! Barry's on the poop deck!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (vtcmf)

23 Seriously? "If by some quirk of our Constitution we could hold a referendum to replace the current President.........."

Talk about some serious mental masturbation. These people are deluded and quite possibly insane.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (JUOKG)

24 That pic of Kristol..does he think that pose makes him look smart?

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (LJUs+)


He's sporting that same look his god Obama has: Smug, self-satisfied, needs a fist in the face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

25 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

26 Kristol is an open borders, tikun olam, paycheck conservative. IOW, not conservative at all

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (U7k5w)

27 Unfair for him to be outed like this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (KEA7I)

28 This should no surprise to anyone who's been paying attention.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

29
In a restaurant parking lot the other day I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, "I miss Obama" I said loudly, "Well, I don't!! Spouse added, "Neither do I"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)


I was very proud of my wife when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel during the SOTU declaring "I can't stand to look at that bitch Pelosi anymore....."

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (IXZGh)

30 25: A reason to celebrate?

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (U7k5w)

31 > 77% of 12 people.

Now, let's not exaggerate.

He clearly has 827 responses, of which not over 800 were Chinese bots that he hired to take the poll.

So I'd say more like 27.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (0OWcv)

32 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)


Bulwark Magazine.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (aS1PU)

33 OMG.....and he published that.


Do you think he knows he's got a "170" IQ

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (ymnmz)

34 25 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x


Fortuitous? The beginning of a comedy?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (KEA7I)

35 not that I would, but since the TWS closed, where can you read the cuck?

Posted by: Avi at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (kSq2k)

36 Ok, I'm going there:

Jussie Smollett > Bill Kristol

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (786Ro)

37 President Bulwark J. Obama

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (aKsyK)

38 He has taken ritualized self humiliation to a whole new level. Frankly, we are staggered.

Posted by: the entire nation of Japan at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (FhE0v)

39 Why is Jimmy Carter not on this list?

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

40 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

A slow start...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (1g7ch)

41 Think they may have just been thrown off by the oh-so-proper "for whom would you vote?" ~pinky out~

Posted by: jd at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (AKmrL)

42 Kristol is an open borders, tikun olam, paycheck conservative. IOW, not conservative at all
Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (U7k5w)

There is nothing wrong with tikun olam...it is just some of us prefer to do it with a machine gun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (bim/x)

43 84% would prefer a Dem.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (tz8M2)

44 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

45 He must've limited the voting block to only his followers, or those he followed. One of the two.

Therefore, no one really saw it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (IXZGh)

46 25 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

A good start.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (kQs4Y)

47 > Bulwark Magazine.


Good one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (0OWcv)

48 42: That's the proper way to do it, not with other people's money

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (U7k5w)

49 go away

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (VzI4f)

50 Ahh yes.. those core conservatives...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (so+oy)

51 Just ignore these people, they don't have a following. It's no longer NeverTrump Republicans, it's now just partisan Democrats.

What's scary is Kristol was like William F Buckley in the 2000's for Republicans. Scary how much influence this asshole had, probably the biggest reason Bush went into Iraq at all.

Posted by: Blago at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (UfkIY)

52 24
That pic of Kristol..does he think that pose makes him look smart?



Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (LJUs+)

He's sporting that same look his god Obama has: Smug, self-satisfied, needs a fist in the face.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)


He looks like he just farted and he's thinking, "mmmmm onions."

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (ymnmz)

53 And a sample size of what??? 17 respondents?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (0tfLf)

54 Isn't this proof that his current readership isn't who he claims it is? If so, then why should his benefactors support him? It makes no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (vgwv+)

55 Ah yes, the caped cruisesader becoming less relevant with each smug tweet.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (rzxmD)

56 He should just go all in and list ValJar. She ran the place anyway.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (fYi9j)

57 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)


Happy Days?

Posted by: Potsie at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (IXZGh)

58 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.
---
Well, zombie Teddy Roosevelt of course.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (kQs4Y)

59 25 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)


A damned shame . . . .










. . . that hillary wasn't driving.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (t6MX/)

60 47: Bullwinkle Magazine...they keep fighting teh Russians

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (U7k5w)

61 I sprained my wrist this weekend tuning up a big bull for the Mrs...she is so special.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at the bullshed at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (yhf6w)

62 44 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

Thomas Jefferson, no doubt.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (GBteo)

63 That pic of Kristol..does he think that pose makes him look smart?

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:37 PM (LJUs+)

He's sporting that same look his god Obama has: Smug, self-satisfied, needs a fist in the face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

I wish he would choke on a stale donut.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (JgA4k)

64 Trump Miami rally being covered on Fox.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (ffYR/)

65 In other news, all the rape and racist stuff in VA has dropped out of the news. It's good to be a Prog!

And Melania is speaking in Miami and getting raves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

66 I'm wondering how many votes that was in total... probably all of 25-30

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (so+oy)

67 Black Jesus was also Bill Walton's pick to be the new basketball coach at UCLA.

Black Jesus > White Jesus

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (Lg/Uq)

68 oops.. I just saw.. 827

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (so+oy)

69 From the neocon perspective, no President did more to guaranty another war in the Middle East than Obama.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (sX1BW)

70 I voted for keeping Trump. AHOY!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (4e+hS)

71 Yeah if you read the comments on his posts, once you scroll past the mocking? Its all "he's so wise now! He's so woke! Its great to see him understanding things now! What a great man!"

Pretty lame stuff.

OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?


George Washington, Andrew Jackson or Calvin Coolidge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

72 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


The latest orgy in DC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (0ogxh)

73 You all may think I am crazy, but I have spent decades studying communism. Decades of it, close up and personal, including pretending to be one in order to get access.

Lenin perfectly laid it out. In order to control the opposition you have to become the opposition. You have to infiltrate it and lead it from within.
Lenin taught this 100 years ago and they have been doing exactly that for at least that long.

Kristol is exemplary of this entire concept.

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (w7KSn)

74 I was very proud of my wife when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel during the SOTU declaring "I can't stand to look at that bitch Pelosi anymore....."
Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:39 PM (IXZGh)


I was amused by seeing how long she'd act like a little kid making faces and doing other adolescent clown shiite.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (1g7ch)

75 The average middle school girls soccer team has more testosterone than Bill Kristol.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (ykL1t)

76 Melania speaking out against socialism and communism. And the crowd loves her.

As usual, she looks gorgeous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

77
He looks like he just farted and he's thinking, "mmmmm onions."
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (ymnmz)


"Funny. My shit doesn't smell like asparagus like my pee."

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (IXZGh)

78 "OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)"

Andrew Jackson without a doubt. Many people need to be beat senseless, and some need to be killed. He can do both.

Besides I think he'd actually take the job. Jefferson and Madison would take one look at this mess and walk away slowly.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

79
OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.
Posted by: Don Q


George Jefferson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (aKsyK)

80 Btw, that Stephen Breyer is getting a bit long in the tooth. Why, he must be in his 80's by now. Gosh, I hope he's in good health.

Posted by: Orson at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (1ARkk)

81 I find Kristol's views relevant and might subscribe to his newsletter

Posted by: Noam Chomsky at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (0Ntuf)

82 Given his new "readership" I'm betting that, if he were on the list, Reagan would have lost to Jesus McLightworker of ChiTown, too.

Posted by: Walsingham at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (dCigj)

83 Kristol. Smollett. Hard to tell them apart, really.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (t6MX/)

84 They might as well have been honest and said, "If you could watch one president have sex with your wife, which one would it be?"

Results would have been the same.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (7RqXg)

85 True con.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (9hauA)

86 81: Good one, Chomsky is a Kristol Konservative

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (U7k5w)

87 Crowd going wild in Miami! Little Marco hardest hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

88 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

The waste of a perfectly good car?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (a4/Ug)

89 no bill, the fake noose goes around your neck, not your dick. nice pants, cuckboy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (KP5rU)

90 Melania was great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (bim/x)

91 Al Sharpton: Hold Jussie Smollett Accountable If He Staged Attack

-
Just like Kristol Bill, Al doesn't want his reputation sullied by any dishonesty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

92 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.
Posted by: Don Q


We don't need to resurrect a president.

We need to resurrect William T. Sherman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (0ogxh)

93 I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

Thomas Jefferson, no doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (GBteo)

Any bets on which President that James Madison movie guy would pick?

Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (rzxmD)

94 Yeah we bring someone like Washington back he'd take one look around and then start shopping for rifles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+)

95 91: You go, Al

Posted by: Tawanna Brawley at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (U7k5w)

96 Just like Kristol Bill, Al doesn't want his reputation sullied by any dishonesty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)


Um....I think it's a bit late for that......

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (IXZGh)

97 PDT on FOX now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (bim/x)

98 Well of course,what other readers would be left at this point?

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (BXMxN)

99 84 percent prefer a Democrat president.

Yeah. Sounds conservative to me.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (ZxU8C)

100 Damn it..I missed Melania speaking at the rally...what was she wearing?

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (LJUs+)

101 Ugh. I was listening to Michael Brown show last week. Brown is not actively Never Trump on air but he was talking with a guest and they veered into "what if DJT does as much as he can and then pulls an LBJ for 2020 -- ooh that would be sooo awesome" I am really really tired of people who would have still been comfy if Hillary had won and don't like Trump trimming some of the edges of the bloated bureaucracy that they know how to navigate wishing for the POTUS who is actually fighting for the working class and tiny business owners to quit if not to fail, as though genteel opposition to the radical commies who now run the D party can keep us from becoming a 3rd world shithole.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (jUcoH)

102 I sprained my wrist this weekend tuning up a big bull for the Mrs...she is so special.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at the bullshed at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (yhf6w)


You are doing it wrong.
There is a hole in your head perfectly suited to that task.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (1g7ch)

103 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.
Posted by: Don Q

We don't need to resurrect a president.

We need to resurrect William T. Sherman.

------------

President Patton

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

104 93: Whoever executed the most traitors

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (U7k5w)

105 Re: "Melania speaking out against socialism and communism. And the crowd loves her."

She has more experience with it than all of the PoliSci Departments in the Ivy League combined.

Posted by: Walsingham at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (dCigj)

106 81 I find Kristol's views relevant and might subscribe to his newsletter

Posted by: Noam Chomsky at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (0Ntuf)

If the federal government would just pay people to subscribe to The Bulwark and book passage on Kristol's cruises, we'd enter a new utopia of prosperity.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (0Ntuf)

107 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

William Henry Harrison.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (tz8M2)

108 I guess I'd choose Lincoln since I'd want a President who has previous experience handling a Civil War.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (a4/Ug)

109 Has anyone failed as spectacularly as Bill Kristol? He's been such a gifted grifter for so long, and now he's a joke.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (6eEQ+)

110
The same readers who answered the poll also answered that they want
Cuckshed Monthly to do an article on adding a second floor or loft to your shed, so that your neighborhood Bater's can come over for White Rain Wednesdays

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (n2qRY)

111 I imagine the doors and the hallways of the minds of your typical NeverTrumper are similar to the scene in This Is Spinal Tap where the band is trying to find the stage and they keep hitting dead ends.


These people are beyond salvation.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (f/S79)

112 Any bets on which President that James Madison movie guy would pick?
Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (rzxmD)
---
Bill Pullman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (kQs4Y)

113 103 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.
Posted by: Don Q

We don't need to resurrect a president.

We need to resurrect William T. Sherman.

------------

President Patton
Posted by: SH

Randolph Scott

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (d7Ww2)

114 LIttle Marco at the rally in Miami? what is he there for to stab PDT in the back?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (bim/x)

115 I hope Trump does well with today's rally. His presentation at the last presser really sucked.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (hjaPQ)

116 I sprained my wrist this weekend tuning up a big bull for the Mrs...she is so special.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at the bullshed at February 18, 2019 04:41 PM (yhf6w)


That's not how you fluff, Bill.....

Posted by: Peter North at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (IXZGh)

117 And Melania is speaking in Miami and getting raves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

Whoo! *pops X* *waves glow sticks*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

118 Has anyone failed as spectacularly as Bill Kristol? He's been such a gifted grifter for so long, and now he's a joke.

-------------

He had to work for years. Easier with tits and glasses.

Posted by: SE Cupp at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (sX1BW)

119 Randolph Scott

*angelic chorus* RAAANDOLLPPH SCOTT!!!! *angelic chorus*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (39g3+)

120 84 percent prefer a Democrat president.

Yeah. Sounds conservative to me.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (ZxU8C)

Communist Islamic sympathetic President

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (a4/Ug)

121 Can we get a countdown clock for the anticipated return of RBG?

I think the one from CNN's "Government Shutdown Clock" is available.

We'll just have Achmed the Clockmaker reverse it to count forward.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (ZxU8C)

122 111 I imagine the doors and the hallways of the minds of your typical NeverTrumper are similar to the scene in This Is Spinal Tap where the band is trying to find the stage and they keep hitting dead ends.


These people are beyond salvation.
Posted by: John The Savage at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (f/S79)

Hello Cuck Cruise!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

123 118: I'll try anything for $$$

Posted by: Kap'n Kristol's Konservative Kruises at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (U7k5w)

124 The average middle school girls soccer team has more testosterone than Bill Kristol.

....

That says a lot about Bill Kristol.

And our misguided transgender policies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now with more click-bait at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (6a9Py)

125
If the federal government would just pay people to subscribe to The Bulwark and book passage on Kristol's cruises, we'd enter a new utopia of prosperity.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at February 18, 2019 04:46 PM (0Ntuf)


Only if someone broke all the windows in the boat.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (IXZGh)

126 Look: Mr. Kristol, on his BEST day, was a whiny defeatist. What has become of him should surprise absolutely no one.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 18, 2019 04:48 PM (Oj4EX)

127
OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?








Franklin Pierce.

Yes, he'd actually suck at the job. But he was known to be such a drunkard that he'd be hilarious doing press conferences.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (veoSD)

128 Re: "Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff. What is that called?

The waste of a perfectly good car?"

I'd purchase and donate a new vehicle for this.

Posted by: Walsingham at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (dCigj)

129 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR

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Loyalty is such a rare quality these days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

130 Any bets on which President that James Madison movie guy would pick?
Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM



Merkin Muffley

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (786Ro)

131 100 Damn it..I missed Melania speaking at the rally...what was she wearing?
Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 04:45 PM (LJUs+)
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Kind of a folkloric print dress:

https://tinyurl.com/y5hevkwa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (kQs4Y)

132 77% of the Folgers cans in the cuckshed are filled with shame. And used cat litter.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (HtLSE)

133 Ahoy! Barry's on the poop deck!


Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (vtcmf)


The Bear is loose!

Posted by: SCOAMF at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (QLvwG)

134 President Patton
Posted by: SH


How many cities did he burn?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (0ogxh)

135 Is there a special ceremony for drumming someone out of the conservative movement?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (JgA4k)

136 He had to work for years. Easier with tits and glasses.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (sX1BW)


Because with tits and glasses, it takes a LONG TIME for someone to actually hear what you say....

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (IXZGh)

137 I always enjoyed a good swap myself. That's how we got Chelsea!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (QE8X6)

138 It would be interesting to go back and read his old articles knowing what we know now.

Same with J. Goldberg and the rest.

How many times did they call for the sort of actions Trump is trying to take, only to be thwarted by their allies?

It's fascinating to see.

BTW, I notice Betsy DeVos is bringing dimension lumber to the Title IX fight. Time was, Mrs. Goldberg was decrying its abuse. Is she on board with this effort, or does the NeverTrump thing rule her every action, too?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (cfSRQ)

139 Actual photo of Cap'n Bill's last cruise:

https://tinyurl.com/yxwptbvy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

140 Ha! Our Latinxians chant "USA! USA! USA!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (kQs4Y)

141 Btw, that Stephen Breyer is getting a bit long in the tooth. Why, he must be in his 80's by now. Gosh, I hope he's in good health.
Posted by: Orson at February 18, 2019 04:43 PM (1ARkk)

You would think with all that ice cream he's be dead already!

Posted by: JoeF. at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

142


♬Randolph Scott♬

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (aKsyK)

143 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR

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Loyalty is such a rare quality these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)


Until renewal time, anyway.

Like with divorce, It's cheaper to keep'er....

Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (IXZGh)

144 President Patton
Posted by: SH

How many cities did he burn?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (0ogxh)

-------------

I would have burned more if not for Monty, Ike and Brad.

Posted by: Zombie Patton at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (sX1BW)

145 I want the next non-Democrat President to behave like Idi Amin. I want to see that guy eating Democrats. On TV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

146 My guess is the only people still reading Kristol's stuff is other Journalists who want to be able to quote him as a Conservative.

Thus, the poll results.

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (NgKpN)

147 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.



Who?

Andy Jackson or Teddy Roosevelt.
Walk softly, carry a big stick, and kick some ass!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (QLvwG)

148 Awwww. I wanna learn how to make musical notes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (ZxU8C)

149

This has actually turned to comical. The guy is now the clown's ringleader.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (OKeCc)

150 Whoa! Cap'n Billy has been hitting the rum just a little too hard.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (wxZSX)

151 What I've been wondering is who do we have to come after Trump.

Please let it not be another Reagan followed by Bush Sr. scenario.

Pence doesn't have the charisma to win by himself, I don't think, plus he's way too old-school GOP to carry on the Trump legacy.

I kinda like Dan Crenshaw. He's still quite young, but will be old enough to be President after Trump. He also has a lot of charisma.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:52 PM (0OWcv)

152 25
Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and
megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that
called?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019
**. . . Nirvana?
A consummation devoutly to be wished?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 18, 2019 04:52 PM (7MRhd)

153 All the Media Babes are kinda generic... only a few model styles available.... Media Boyz are becoming increasingly standardized too... wonder where these dolls are made....???

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 04:52 PM (90T4r)

154 129 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR

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Loyalty is such a rare quality these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

Fox gets Woke...

Next step?

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

155 I'm seething with rage at the Orangeman pouncing on my Venezuelan paradise. He is seizing on it.

Posted by: Danny Glover at February 18, 2019 04:52 PM (xzqr4)

156 His next cruise can be on the Obama garbage scow.

"I'm sorry if I meant to suggest that the U. S. S. Kristol should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage."

Posted by: Thing Fro Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Clxcy)

157 Roger Stone posts photo of judge next to crosshairs after gag order

Sigh

Ballsy, but pretty G-D damn stupid.

Bye Roger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (bim/x)

158 BREAKING : The Bulwark is looking for a fair minded and experienced writer to cover politics in the DC area. He must be a college graduate, well spoken and able to satisfy my wife's crazy sexual demands once a week.

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq : AHOY! at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (4e+hS)

159 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR

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Has this become a furry thread?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (AzW6q)

160 Good grief. Bill is yuge:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bxf7ka

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

161 25 Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?
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Morning in America?

Posted by: Ronaldus Magnus at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (hjaPQ)

162 119: When I think Randolph Scott, Cary Grant's alleged bisexual lover comes to mind

Posted by: Kap'n Kristol's Konservative Kruises at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (U7k5w)

163 Sock off.

Posted by: SH at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (sX1BW)

164 Didn't Randolph Scott play for Jussie's team?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

165 Can't say I'm terribly surprised. Who else would be reading his crap?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (/tuJf)

166 He had to work for years. Easier with tits and glasses.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 18, 2019 04:47 PM (sX1BW)

Because with tits and glasses, it takes a LONG TIME for someone to actually hear what you say....
Posted by: Sponge at February 18, 2019 04:50 PM (IXZGh)


If Thanos had that chin he would not have had such self-esteem issues.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (1g7ch)

167 Bill gets the grift, his wife gets the girth

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (TN1P5)

168 > President Patton

Vice President: William Sherman

Secretary of Defense: Curtis LeMay

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (0OWcv)

169 This poll is less believable than Jussie's subway sandwich attack.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (a4/Ug)

170 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR
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But not in a gay way. Like a Viking.

Posted by: FOX at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (hjaPQ)

171 Krystal is the embodiment of conservatism. A giant among midgets.

Posted by: S.E. Cupp at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (4bd7D)

172 146
My guess is the only people still reading Kristol's stuff is other
Journalists who want to be able to quote him as a Conservative.



Thus, the poll results.

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:51 PM (NgKpN)

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The thing is, I think Kristol has deluded himself that he is in fact the center of the GOP and Trump is the fringe.

This is why so many Dems are swarming to run for president - they think their doctored polls are accurate and that Trump is therefore already defeated.

"See, even Kristol's readers prefer Obama! We have this in the bag!"

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (cfSRQ)

173 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR


Shep does reacharounds?

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 04:55 PM (786Ro)

174 127


OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.



Who?




Franklin Pierce.



Yes, he'd actually suck at the job. But he was known to be such a drunkard that he'd be hilarious doing press conferences.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2019
**
. . . Calvin Coolidge. He was a hands-off kind of President and hated by the progressives/radicals like Dorothy Parker. (told he had died, Dottie murmured, "How could they tell?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 18, 2019 04:55 PM (7MRhd)

175 16% of Kristol's readers are old conservative women who think he's cute as a button.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2019 04:55 PM (KEA7I)

176 BREAKING : The Bulwark is looking for a fair minded and experienced writer to cover politics in the DC area. He must be a college graduate, well spoken and able to satisfy my wife's crazy sexual demands once a week.
..............
Say what? Get yo ass in line!

Posted by: Miles Long at February 18, 2019 04:55 PM (yhf6w)

177 This 70% must be pining for Jugears accomplishments.... whatever those were....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 04:55 PM (90T4r)

178 Every Day I give thanks for President Donald Trump.

He has the unique ability to make people reveal their true selves. It is absolutely amazing.

Thank you.

Posted by: rd at February 18, 2019 04:56 PM (EK+Pw)

179 Who is the women speaking?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:56 PM (bim/x)

180 FOX STANDS BEHIND ACTOR

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Loyalty is such a rare quality these days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)


That's a much safer place to be, rather than have Jussie behind you...

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2019 04:56 PM (Z4rgH)

181 Not so fast--

I am an old conservative woman who thinks Bill Kristol is an absolute horse's ass.

Posted by: Molly at February 18, 2019 04:56 PM (YhXpT)

182 President Patton

Vice President: William Sherman

Secretary of Defense: Curtis LeMay

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Sorry, can't get behind Sherman.

Maybe Pershing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 04:56 PM (YvUf/)

183 I got Bill's wife so wet the Army Corps of Engineers had to come build a sandbag wall around her bed.

-- Paolo

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (vcatx)

184 "By some quirk of our constitution"...

It's called a Revolution, twinkle-tits.

So sack up, lock and load, and light the fucking candle, or shut your festering glans sheath and live in a Republic like the rest of us.

Asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (Ct55T)

185 I think it was a Hollywood rumor. I don't believe Cary Grant was gay, Olivier may have swung both ways, but Grant didn't radiate "gay".

Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (U7k5w)

186 Instead of Bill Sherman, I would go with Phil Sheridan.....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (90T4r)

187 Krystal is the embodiment of conservatism. A giant among midgets.

He sees so far only because he stands on the feet of giants.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (HtLSE)

188 Here's the thing with Kristol and his fellow traveling ilk.

Does anyone really believe the stats ever broke down differently?

He and his kind were always neo-marxists posing as humans.

Posted by: Hereogar at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (eQ0LF)

189 I kinda like Dan Crenshaw. He's still quite young,
but will be old enough to be President after Trump. He also has a lot of
charisma.







Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:52 PM (0OWcv)


I like him too and he's my rep. But let's let him season a while and see if he lives up to his potential first.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (QLvwG)

190 President Patton

Vice President: William Sherman

Secretary of Defense: Curtis LeMay

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (0OWcv)


Not bad. I would have to do with President James Polk back, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (vP+yw)

191 162
119: When I think Randolph Scott, Cary Grant's alleged bisexual lover comes to mind

Posted by: Kap'n Kristol's Konservative Kruises at February 18, 2019
**
. . .
They've said that about Cary Grant for decades. He was married 4 times, after all, and had one daughter. If he were going the "beard" route, wouldn't he have picked one reliable one and stayed married to her?
Grant and Scott were roommates in their early film days. Doesn't mean either or both of them swung both ways, does it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (7MRhd)

192 This 70% must be pining for Jugears accomplishments.... whatever those were....
Posted by: kraken
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Cash for Clunkers! An economic triumph!

Posted by: Said no one, ever at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (YvUf/)

193 With my wife's approval (of course!), I've been dreaming of my own cuckshed in the backyard, ever since I came across the concept.

I was thrilled when I heard about a new website dedicated to this emerging lifestyle, www.cuckshed.com

However, it seems I always end up at The Bulwark, when ever I attempt to check it out. The Bulwark, of course, showcases Mr. Kristol, who I assume must be a patron of the lifestyle, but sadly, I can find no practical content on the site.

Is there any way to take the bull by the horn here?

Posted by: Cuckshed Dreamer at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (DMUuz)

194 > My guess is the only people still reading Kristol's stuff is other
Journalists who want to be able to quote him as a Conservative.


He's basically just a fatter and uglier David Brooks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (0OWcv)

195 Does the Bulwark allow comments?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (1ISKN)

196 175 16% of Kristol's readers are old conservative women who think he's cute as a button.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2019 04:55 PM (KEA7I)

And 85% of that 16% have at least one cat named "General Meowington".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (Ct55T)

197 "Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that called?"
-Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:38 PM (bim/x)

A Discount Helicopter Ride.

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 18, 2019 04:59 PM (Ckg4U)

198
I'd like to sodomize my career for $500 Alex...

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at February 18, 2019 04:59 PM (n2qRY)

199 77% of Bill Kristol's Current Readers Would Prefer to Swap Barack Obama Back into the Oval Office

84% of Kristol's current readers are Russian bots.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 04:59 PM (vP+yw)

200 This 70% must be pining for Jugears accomplishments.... whatever those were....

--

Ruination of America, while being an insufferable pr**k?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 18, 2019 04:59 PM (JoUsr)

201 Cash for Clunkers! An economic triumph!
Posted by: Said no one, ever at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (YvUf/)

Oh, Cash for Clunkers. Back in the glorious days when I still thought Obama was just a well-intentioned dimwit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 04:59 PM (Ct55T)

202 "By some quirk of our constitution"...



It's called a Revolution, twinkle-tits.



So sack up, lock and load, and light the fucking candle, or shut
your festering glans sheath and live in a Republic like the rest of us.



Asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (Ct55T)

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Even the formulation is stupid. The amendment with term limits could simply be repealed. He could just say that.

But the thing is, they don't want to amend the Constitution so much as ignore it. And Kristol's fine with that, because Principles.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 18, 2019 05:00 PM (cfSRQ)

203 That guy Matthews substituting for Limbaugh today said the left would be happy to run biden/ubama in 2020.

Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2019 05:00 PM (zLDYs)

204 Fortunately for all, Jugears was a lazy bastard.....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:00 PM (90T4r)

205 Heartbreak!

Movie Boxoffice Revenue Hits 8-Year Low...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 05:00 PM (+y/Ru)

206 "I'm sorry if I meant to suggest that the U. S. S.
Kristol should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be
hauled away as garbage."

Posted by: Thing Fro Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Clxcy)


And that's when the fight broke out, Captain.

Posted by: Cdr Montgomery Scott at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (QLvwG)

207 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nn4355


Its getting insane out there. Kentucky, a guy pulls a GUN on a guy wearing a MAGA hat.

Tells him its a good day for him to die.

Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

208 Heartbreak!

Movie Boxoffice Revenue Hits 8-Year Low...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 05:00 PM (+y/Ru)


And that's with $20 tickets. Theaters must be playing to 37 people.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (vP+yw)

209 >>Olivier may have swung both ways, but Grant didn't radiate "gay".
Posted by: CN at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (U7k5w)

Olivier swung both ways and also upside down. Positively swished through "Rebecca." Fabulously talented actor and director but, in movies, had the same disease as our beloved Meryl Streep.

Posted by: Caliban at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (QE8X6)

210 "I'm sorry if I meant to suggest that the U. S. S.
Kristol should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be
hauled away as garbage."


Posted by: Thing Fro Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Clxcy)


And that's when the fight broke out, Captain.
Posted by: Cdr Montgomery Scott at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM
--

I see what you did there.

Posted by: shibumi, in her last week single at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (tLMaB)

211 This has actually turned to comical. The guy is now the clown's ringleader.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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The Left is thick with people too invested in political perspective to behave or think in a rational manner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (YvUf/)

212 > They've said that about Cary Grant for decades. He was married 4 times, after all, and had one daughter. If he were going the "beard" route, wouldn't he have picked one reliable one and stayed married to her?

Alternatively, maybe the earlier wives divorced him after catching him inflating the chauffeur or something.

Grant also dropped acid over 100 times, and credited it with "allowing him to become a father".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (0OWcv)

213 Not a single 🚢?!? It's like I don't even know you, Ace!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (tVQUs)

214 People need to bombard any response to Kristol with he's an intellectual lightweight and only in his position because of his daddy.

That has to bother that narcissistic doucheknob the most .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (a4/Ug)

215 204 Fortunately for all, Jugears was a lazy bastard.....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:00 PM (90T4r)
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I'm reading a book by Sebastian Gorka and in an interview he's asked if Obama is holed up somewhere manipulating the machinery of the deep state. Oh no, replies Gorka, he's far too lazy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (kQs4Y)

216 And that's when the fight broke out, Captain.
Posted by: Cdr Montgomery Scott at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM


Golf clap!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (DMUuz)

217 Tells him its a good day for him to die.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

Hah, i saw that earlier. And the dude just said, "Either pull the trigger, or put the gun away and fight like a man" (or words to that effect), and the dude just slouched off to the parking lot, apparently...

What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Ct55T)

218 CN, Olivier was married to Joan Plowright. That did not make him not gay.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Fawrc)

219 Cash for Clunkers! An economic triumph!

Posted by: Said no one, ever at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (YvUf/)


Destroying contract law to bail out Chrysler with TARP and give it to the unions >> Cash For Clunkers

The SCOTASS got an assist, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (vP+yw)

220 Trump is blistering Maduro and calling him a puppet of Cuba. Hard to believe that just a couple years ago Obama tried to open relations with Cuba.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (/tuJf)

221 but Grant didn't radiate "gay".
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But, he did radiate the sour alcohol fumes of constant hangover.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (U2TY5)

222 I kinda like Dan Crenshaw. He's still quite young, but will be old enough to be President after Trump. He also has a lot of charisma.

That eyepatch is just going to get more badass the older he gets

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

223 218
CN, Olivier was married to Joan Plowright. That did not make him not gay.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019
**
. . .
And to Vivien Leigh, the Catherine Zeta-Jones of her time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (7MRhd)

224 44 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

Washington. Could have been king, turned it down.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (xQfPr)

225 He'll I think a lot of Republican congressman would have the same opinion.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (/rm4P)

226 Bill's Army of 827 ready for duty. Scary group is imagine.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (YpRda)

227 RE: previous IQ discussion-


"Woman Is First Openly Autistic Person to Become Licensed Attorney in Florida"


Not Florida!!!

Posted by: Miklos, on the Spectrum at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (zCyNd)

228 All I am saying is that if Jugears had had a fifth of the energy and drive that Trump has, we would all be either in the camps, or queuing up for our rice ration.....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)

229 CN, Olivier was married to Joan Plowright. That did not make him not gay.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019


With respect to sex, the Brits are the Japanese of Europe. Just. Fvcking. Weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (vP+yw)

230 Cash for Clunkers! An economic triumph!
Posted by: Said no one, ever at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (YvUf/)

I said that a lot, actually.

Posted by: The SCOAMF at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (tVQUs)

231 "Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco,
and megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that
called?"

-Posted by: Nevergiveup

A good start.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (4e+hS)

232 >>218 CN, Olivier was married to Joan Plowright. That did not make him not gay.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (Fawrc)

I love Joan Plowright, but it might very well have. She had that creepy quality of being able to disappear into roles, like Brando, like a chameleon. Something a little weird about that.

Posted by: Caliban at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (QE8X6)

233 In a life or death competitive obstacle course event in a hostile environment against 250 million other sperm, Bill Kristol won out.


Go figure.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (QLvwG)

234 I think a lot of Republican congressman would have the same opinion.
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (/rm4P)

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Far quicker to count the ones who don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

235 228 All I am saying is that if Jugears had had a fifth of the energy and drive that Trump has, we would all be either in the camps, or queuing up for our rice ration.....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)

Or standing on a smoldering pile of busted up commies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (Ct55T)

236 More heartbreak!

POLL: Record High Name Govt as Most Important Problem...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (+y/Ru)

237 221 but Grant didn't radiate "gay".
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But, he did radiate the sour alcohol fumes of constant hangover.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 05:03 PM (U2TY5)


So he'd fit right in here with the Horde.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (sdi6R)

238 trump is the only person who could tear me away from the sight of Charlton Heston in his prime, shirtless, in the galley scene in Ben Hur.

Posted by: vivi at February 18, 2019 05:06 PM (11H2y)

239 General Grant does not strike me as gay...

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)

240
Cockholsters, each and every one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2019 05:07 PM (pNxlR)

241 Oh no, replies Gorka, he's far too lazy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Obama is intently poring over the fine details of his 'library'. Things like the uni-sex markings for the restrooms, the bold-yet-sterile architectural non-details, the throne room.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 05:07 PM (U2TY5)

242 "Woman Is First Openly Autistic Person to Become Licensed Attorney in Florida"
Posted by: Miklos, on the Spectrum at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (zCyNd)


I don't speak very good Autistic.

Posted by: Barack Obama, World Citizen at February 18, 2019 05:07 PM (t+qrx)

243 222 I kinda like Dan Crenshaw. He's still quite young, but will be old enough to be President after Trump. He also has a lot of charisma.

That eyepatch is just going to get more badass the older he gets
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

He is a worthy succesdor to Trump.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (t6MX/)

244 Caliban, Thanks, that's what I was trying to say and just didn't do it very well.

I am a big Plowright fan also.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Fawrc)

245 I have a question. An absolutely serious one.
How, in the name of our God and redeemer does Bill Kristol have 53 million followers?!? Seriously, that must be an absolutely ginned up stat, or a sick gimme from the Deep State.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

246 >>>BREAKING : The Bulwark is looking for a fair minded and experienced
writer to cover politics in the DC area. He must be a college graduate,
well spoken and able to satisfy my wife's crazy sexual demands once a
week.<<<

FYI: Tattoos and body piercings are not disqualifiers.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (wxZSX)

247 sterile architectural non-details, the throne room.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 05:07 PM (U2TY5)

The dungeon for "private parties"...

Posted by: Miklos, like the Philly house at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (zCyNd)

248 Twitter can generate as many, or as few, followers as it decides.

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (90T4r)

249 Crenshaw will be the Bill Pullman President when the aliens appear and attack.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (QLvwG)

250 It's great to hear Trump attacking socialism explicitly. That's something that needs to be done.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)

251 Just watching PDT sew up Miami-Dade. Looks like it's going to be an early night in Florida.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (xzqr4)

252 So I've been looking and I did find a cruise ship charm, a bottle charm (sadly does not say Valu-rite on it) I can spell out kaboom with letters and I can get skull and crossbones charms... no Ewoks though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

253 I'm sure someone ahead of me has already asked, but what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Marica at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (SDvjO)

254 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

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Armies of bots. Same way a deserted site like HotAir is able to sell ad space... it's called "fraud."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

255 PDT is NAILING this speech on socialism. G-d bless this man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

256 That pic of Crystal was 75Lbs. ago. It also looks like he's holding a gun to hos head. Hmmm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (Dc+hm)

257 Oh no, replies Gorka, he's far too lazy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 05:02 PM (kQs4Y)

lol

Maybe. But the man behind the curtain is not.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

258 252 So I've been looking and I did find a cruise ship charm, a bottle charm (sadly does not say Valu-rite on it) I can spell out kaboom with letters and I can get skull and crossbones charms... no Ewoks though.
Posted by: Jewells45

how about a pair of pants?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

259 250 It's great to hear Trump attacking socialism explicitly. That's something that needs to be done.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)

Very true. An entire span of several generations now believes that "socialsm" just means sharing, and being nice, and not being greedy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (Ct55T)

260 This Trump speech is very powerful.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (aS1PU)

261 New hard drive and linux installation. I needed an extra 'm' in the nick. Things should be sorting themselves out sooner or later.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (Clxcy)

262 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

I call bullshit on that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (dUJdY)

263 >>>BREAKING : The Bulwark is looking for a fair minded and experienced
writer to cover politics in the DC area. He must be a college graduate,
well spoken and able to satisfy my wife's crazy sexual demands once a
week.<<<


We are seeking seven qualified applicants.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (wxZSX)

264 I bet the dummies on the left who want to challenge Trump in 2020 are rethinking their new found love affair with socialism.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

265 Proud to announce Jussie Smollet will be our new Entertainment section's Chief Correspondent!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (SkuXa)

266 I always thought Socialism was about killing " the other".....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (90T4r)

267 I have a question. An absolutely serious one.
How, in the name of our God and redeemer does Bill Kristol have 53 million followers?!? Seriously, that must be an absolutely ginned up stat, or a sick gimme from the Deep State.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

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52.5 million are probably bots. Twitter is sure to be propping him up bigly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (ffYR/)

268
Instead of Bill Sherman, I would go with Phil Sheridan.....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 04:57 PM (90T4r)


Both of them, and Grant for that matter, were logistics guys. and Sheridan was pretty handy at setting up forts in the Oregon territory.

Good choice for a Veep

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (mUa7G)

269 CN, Olivier was married to Joan Plowright. That did not make him not gay.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 **
. . .
And to Vivien Leigh, the Catherine Zeta-Jones of her time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (7MRhd)

She gave him throat cancer?

Posted by: Michael Douglas at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

270 Maybe. But the man behind the curtain is not.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)


Misgendering h8r!

Posted by: ValJar at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (zCyNd)

271 I'm sure someone ahead of me has already asked, but what the fuck is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Marica
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You are seeking a rational explanation. There isn't one. They are pathological.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (Ou6XS)

272 Nurse Ratched...yep there is such a thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (dUJdY)

273 A Bath House! Poll (tm).

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (RuIsu)

274 John Travolta's b-day. Tom Bevan, the founder of RCP, listed his top 5 moveis as : 5) Saturday Night Fever, 4) Michael, 3) Phenomenon, 2) Get Shorty, and 1) Pulp Fiction.

No Blow Out?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (4e+hS)

275 250 It's great to hear Trump attacking socialism explicitly. That's something that needs to be done.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)


It is very telling that no Republican ever utters the word "socialism".

It is very telling and very disturbing.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (sdi6R)

276 Maybe. But the man behind the curtain is not.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)

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Jarret is a busy little bee.

So are people like Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Mueller, McCabe, Rosenstein, and ninety-five percent of the government, who are all working, Republicans included, to restore Status Quo Obama.

Busy, busy, busy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

277 224 44 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

Washington. Could have been king, turned it down.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 18, 2019 05:04 PM (xQfPr


Reminds me of the quip that the only people suited for government are the people who don't want the job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (KEA7I)

278 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nn4355


Its getting insane out there. Kentucky, a guy pulls a GUN on a guy wearing a MAGA hat.

Tells him its a good day for him to die.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

Looks 50 and lives with his mother. The MAGA had some balls.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (a4/Ug)

279 Jewells, could you glue or weld a strike-through on the cruise ship? I'd buy a key chain with that trio of symbols. I don't wear bracelets so only a keychain or mirror hanger would make sense for me.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (jUcoH)

280 264 I bet the dummies on the left who want to challenge Trump in 2020 are rethinking their new found love affair with socialism.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

Absolutely disagree. They're going to try to out -left each other. They really, truly, deeply, explicitly believe that they're right. They'll eventually kill us to prove it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (vcatx)

281 "Woman Is First Openly Autistic Person to Become Licensed Attorney in Florida"
Posted by: Miklos


Her last words were "But YOUR HONOR!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (0ogxh)

282 OT But the iconic photo of the sailor kissing the gal on VJ day in Times Square, George Mendonsa passed at the age of 95. Rest easy sailor.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (Dc+hm)

283 "Woman Is First Openly Autistic Person to Become Licensed Attorney in Florida"
Posted by: Miklos, on the Spectrum at February 18, 2019 05:05 PM (zCyNd)

Openly autistic? Like she has a choice and is defying the longstanding persecution? What a ridiculous headline.

I am openly white and heterosexual.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (t6MX/)

284 Proud to announce Jussie Smollet will be our new Entertainment section's Chief Correspondent!
Posted by: Bill Kristol
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I have him fingered for that position at the library.

Posted by: Barky at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (Ou6XS)

285 John Travolta's b-day. Tom Bevan, the founder of RCP, listed his top 5 moveis as : 5) Saturday Night Fever, 4) Michael, 3) Phenomenon, 2) Get Shorty, and 1) Pulp Fiction.

No Blow Out?
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (4e+hS)

From Paris with Love was his best movie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (a4/Ug)

286 >>Absolutely disagree. They're going to try to out -left each other. They really, truly, deeply, explicitly believe that they're right. They'll eventually kill us to prove it.

I hope they do. They will get crushed.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

287 > I bet the dummies on the left who want to challenge Trump in 2020 are rethinking their new found love affair with socialism.

Yeah, that's only going to increase after OCrazyHo Kotex gets primaried or redistricted by her own party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (0OWcv)

288 True Conservatism never smelled so grifty, or other-guy-dicky.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (/Fmtj)

289 Trump is bringing back the Monroe Doctrine. Amazing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 05:14 PM (kQs4Y)

290 In a restaurant parking lot the other day I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, "I miss Obama"
====================
That's why we need better gun control.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (LtUiv)

291 OK, so with todays political climate, if we could RESURRECT a President and put him in office.

Who?

I'm torn between George Washington, and Jackson.

-
Pinochet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

292 I guess we have to continue talking about Bill Kristol for the sake of pure mockery..... Sigh.

But honestly, if I never hear from or about him again, I wouldn't cry about it.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (Ih4ii)

293 So why does Captain Billy have his finger stuck in his right ear? Is it to keep the remaining air from leaking out of his cranium?? What a complete and utter maroon.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (2sCft)

294 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nn4355


Its getting insane out there. Kentucky, a guy pulls a GUN on a guy wearing a MAGA hat.

Tells him its a good day for him to die.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

Looks 50 and lives with his mother. The MAGA had some balls.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM


Linky no workie?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (Dc+hm)

295 Resurrect Cal Coolidge.

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (90T4r)

296 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (jUcoH)

I don't think glue would hold and I'm not a welder lol! I mean I could try the glue thing I guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

297 > Pinochet.

Pinochet is what they get if Trump fails, or they manage to take him out.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (0OWcv)

298 Nearsider, got your hands on your boomstick yet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (kQs4Y)

299 >>From Paris with Love was his best movie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

I really liked that movie. As good as Faster, I think.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (4e+hS)

300 Trump is ripping it

MAGA

Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (RZ6R1)

301 Bill Kristol have 53 million followers

People love watching a wreck.

Posted by: DaveA at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (FhXTo)

302 @275
That's because Trump is not a Republican.

Republicans are frauds.

Trumps an American Patriot.

Tha'ts in short supply.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (f/S79)

303 I bet the dummies on the left who want to challenge Trump in 2020 are rethinking their new found love affair with socialism.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

Kamala the Ugandan Warrior was running away from AOC today. Asked if she was a dem socialist, "oh no, no, I am not a dem socialist." After embracing new soylent green.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (t6MX/)

304 The last time I left Bill's wife, she was ugly crying because she realized she left the lens cap on the camcorder.

-- Paolo

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (vcatx)

305 I don't know. I lean toward Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (VaN/j)

306 "John Travolta's b-day. Tom Bevan, the founder of RCP, listed his top 5 movies as : 5) Saturday Night Fever, 4) Michael, 3) Phenomenon, 2) Get Shorty, and 1) Pulp Fiction.

No Blow Out?"


2 of those movies outright suck. Broken Arrow and Face/Off are both kinda cheesy, but miles better than Michael or Phenomenon. And Urban Cowboy is a really good movie, even if a bit dated.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (I6Vm1)

307 242 I don't speak very good Autistic.

~~~
I thought it was 'Austician'.

Posted by: socalcon at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (Roy2Z)

308 I mean I could try the glue thing I guess.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)


I, for one, wholeheartedly endorse "trying" glue.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (t+qrx)

309 25
Ok here's a riddle: Kristol. flake, katshit, romney, little marco, and
megan mccain are all in a car and it goes over a cliff.What is that
called?

Posted by: Nevergiveup

A good start.

Capn Bill better invite Reggie along to complete the threesome tryst.

Posted by: Gmac at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (qZdIZ)

310 Posted by: Minnfidel at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (Dc+hm)

Go to Don Q Link at 5:01

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (a4/Ug)

311 I wonder if Buffalo would be able to fly if we stopped eating all their wings.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (SkuXa)

312 > So why does Captain Billy have his finger stuck in his right ear?

He really should name his next publication "Captain Billy's Whiz Bang". I think the name is available.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (0OWcv)

313 Trump is.... dare I say... a Patriot. This is more important than Party.

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (90T4r)

314 I think a lot of people would be happy with a Teddy Roosevelt clone.

Not me, necessarily, but he would fit nicely into the wide open space between Rancid Marxists and Simpering Cuckolds....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (Ct55T)

315 Trump is ripping it



MAGA

Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (RZ6R1)


Galactic warlord level troll master.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (nNPAz)

316 And here's our first contestant.

Kamala Harris says she is not a Democrat Socialist.

https://tinyurl.com/y5lbmq84

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

317 Eris - still getting built. Optics got here today. I should get the Larue by next Tuesday or so.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (vcatx)

318 Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air

-
From the Babylon Bee.

https://bit.ly/2BFjd3S

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (+y/Ru)

319 Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (I6Vm1)

Urban Cowboy holds up really well IMHO.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (a4/Ug)

320 It's great to hear Trump attacking socialism explicitly. That's something that needs to be done.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 05:09 PM (hjaPQ)


Hear, hear!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:18 PM (vP+yw)

321 If Trump continues to pound these themes in the coming weeks, he'll improve his Hispanic vote tremendously.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 05:18 PM (hjaPQ)

322 They're more concerned with selling books about how conservatives can win a majority than they were with taking advantage of a conservative majority.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 18, 2019 05:18 PM (SgjGX)

323 295 Resurrect Cal Coolidge.
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 05:15 PM (90T4r)


Even Reagan said that Coolidge was the best President of the 20th Century.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 05:18 PM (sdi6R)

324 Great Speech by Trump in Miami. Too bad the other cable news and networks didn't carry it. It was important.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at February 18, 2019 05:18 PM (Z0huu)

325 And Urban Cowboy is a really good movie, even if a bit dated.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (I6Vm1)

Debra Winger's backside.

I don't care what flaws that movie has, that's good enough for me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:19 PM (Ct55T)

326 "We see the future of a free Cuba here in Miami."

That's powerful.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 05:19 PM (hjaPQ)

327 There is no such thing as the Republican Party. They are all Democrats wearing a different shirt - to give liberal voters someone to hate for all of our problems, and give conservative voters a false belief that we can fix our country peacefully.

They exist only as a foil to their own Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 05:20 PM (AzW6q)

328 >>2 of those movies outright suck. Broken Arrow and
Face/Off are both kinda cheesy, but miles better than Michael or
Phenomenon. And Urban Cowboy is a really good movie, even if a bit
dated.





Posted by: Ted K.


Hell, I'd put Grease on there before Phenomenon.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:20 PM (4e+hS)

329 306 "John Travolta's b-day. Tom Bevan, the founder of RCP, listed his top 5 movies as : 5) Saturday Night Fever, 4) Michael, 3) Phenomenon, 2) Get Shorty, and 1) Pulp Fiction.

No Blow Out?"


2 of those movies outright suck. Broken Arrow and Face/Off are both kinda cheesy, but miles better than Michael or Phenomenon. And Urban Cowboy is a really good movie, even if a bit dated.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (I6Vm1)

I really enjoyed FROM PARIS WITH LOVE, such an underrated movie. If you haven't seen it, you should.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 18, 2019 05:20 PM (dKiJG)

330 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:10 PM (t6MX/)


Misgendering h8r!
Posted by: ValJar at February 18, 2019 05:11 PM (zCyNd)

Screw you with Kristol's pathetic dick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:20 PM (t6MX/)

331 I'm painting, half commenting and listening to YouTube, got a commercial Sandy is doing some Showtime show. Still think the more she exposes herself the better it is though young people have no different opinion than her.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:20 PM (/rm4P)

332 The Miami speech-

The contrast between Trump's way of public speaking and the fey, disappointed-in-you quasi-professorial style of BO is striking.

I don't think the lefty gong realizes how much Trump enjoys banging it (schlonging?)

Posted by: Miklos, occasionally communicative at February 18, 2019 05:20 PM (zCyNd)

333 If you could only choose one, which one?
1) a media half as impartial as they claim they are
Or
2) a Republican party half as conservative as they claim to be

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (TN1P5)

334 JackStraw, I never could get your link about the FISA court and Collier to open. Do you have another way I can get there?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (Fawrc)

335 Trump rocked it in Miami!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (hECVl)

336 278 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nn4355


Its getting insane out there. Kentucky, a guy pulls a GUN on a guy wearing a MAGA hat.

Tells him its a good day for him to die.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

Looks 50 and lives with his mother. The MAGA had some balls.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:13 PM (a4/Ug)

...

This has to stop.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (yL25O)

337 John Travolta's b-day. Tom Bevan, the founder of RCP, listed his top 5 moveis as : 5) Saturday Night Fever, 4) Michael, 3) Phenomenon, 2) Get Shorty, and 1) Pulp Fiction.

No Blow Out?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:12 PM (4e+hS)


I think Pulp Fiction sucked donkey balls and Michael was not very good. I'd throw in Primary Colors, Urban Cowboy, and From Paris With Love as replacements. Maybe Swordfish, Basic (though Basic and The General's Daughter were like the same movie).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (vP+yw)

338 1) a media half as impartial as they claim they are
Or
2) a Republican party half as conservative as they claim to be
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (TN1P5)

1.

We'll always have "The Media".

The Republican party can disappear tomorrow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:22 PM (Ct55T)

339 The last time we explored a quirk of the Constitution, 600,000 Americans died, Billy.

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 05:22 PM (vzk+c)

340 This has to stop.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 18, 2019 05:21 PM (yL25O)

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That which can't continue, won't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2019 05:22 PM (AzW6q)

341 Crazy glue is pretty good for small items. Well if you buy all the symbols, let me know. I would take a chance on the strike thru cruise ship, especially if it was mounted as a charm and could be removed if the strike thru symbol fell off.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2019 05:22 PM (jUcoH)

342 267 I have a question. An absolutely serious one.
How, in the name of our God and redeemer does Bill Kristol have 53 million followers?!? Seriously, that must be an absolutely ginned up stat, or a sick gimme from the Deep State.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2019 05:08 PM (ty7RM)

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I have the same question. There can't be more than a dozen people who care what he thinks about anything and, at maximum, two who might change their beliefs based on what Cap'n Bill says.

Posted by: NLurker at February 18, 2019 05:22 PM (JgA4k)

343 Trump is.... dare I say... a Patriot. This is more important than Party.
Posted by: kraken
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Far more. The Left don't get, since they feel that everyone should be judged politically.

Posted by: Barky at February 18, 2019 05:22 PM (ZMWtN)

344 I thought Phenomenon was a great movie. A little silly, but great, nonetheless.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:23 PM (vP+yw)

345 I'm sure any number of people who are lawyers or engineers or in other professions might be autistic. Heck, I even know some clergy people who might be autistic-although I'm not one of them. Depending on the work ones does one can be high functioning autistic-just not "open" about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2019 05:23 PM (AllCR)

346 People love watching a wreck.

-
Daytona 500 was something.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 18, 2019 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)

347 The Pinnacle of Travolta's Career was Battlefield Earth - the Film that was Not Ashamed to Rip Off "Yor - The Hunter of the Future"!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)

348 Roger Stone posts photo of judge next to crosshairs after gag order

Sigh

Ballsy, but pretty G-D damn stupid.

Bye Roger
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 04:53 PM (bim/x)


That certainly looks more ominous in the cropped photos. Especially when told they are 'cross hairs' first.

Never seen actual cross hairs like that, but see it very frequently on printed products.
It is a 'print registration mark' placed between the words "Corruption Central". Or a nazi symbol.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 05:23 PM (1g7ch)

349 "Hell, I'd put Grease on there before Phenomenon."

Forgot all about that one. For ON-J's leather outfit alone, this is a great movie.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:24 PM (I6Vm1)

350 Nah, man, that lawyah's totally autistic. Like, wicked good wit' paintin' and shit like dat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:24 PM (Ct55T)

351 I believe Trump should have all copies of Phenomenon rounded and burned.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:24 PM (4e+hS)

352 I haven't read anything yet that answers the question I've got that's bugging me.

Why did Trump sign that CR with all the poison pills?


Does he have a plan to counter them? I've heard the inclusions paint him into a corner over the wall.

Can he just ignore them? Fight them?

It's like he signed it and forgot about it because all the news turned to the NE.

I'm still left wondering what his signing of the CR does to our fight at the border. No real answers I can find.

Any insight would be much appreciated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2019 05:24 PM (KEA7I)

353 Rounded up and burned, excuse me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)

354 So Kristol prefers the Socialist crowd.
This is what TDS looks like.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2019 05:25 PM (hECVl)

355 I believe Trump should have all copies of Phenomenon rounded and burned.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:24 PM (4e+hS)


Pfft.

And I'll tell you what, even Phenomenon II was a good movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:25 PM (vP+yw)

356 > No Blow Out?

Just couldn't buy Johnny T. as a motion picture engineering genius in that one.

Also was totally skeeved by the scene where the hooker gives a guy a hummer, then goes to brush her teeth before immediately (she thinks) giving another guy a hummer.

De Palma is a weird dude.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:25 PM (0OWcv)

357 77% of Kristol's readers?

All 7.7 of them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 05:25 PM (bim/x)

358 was Battlefield Earth

Forrest Whittaker - insane or deliberate?

Posted by: DaveA at February 18, 2019 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

359 I think we just saw Trump announce he will tie the socialism failure to the Dems

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 05:26 PM (TN1P5)

360 Debra Winger's backside.

I don't care what flaws that movie has, that's good enough for me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2019 05:19 PM (Ct55T)
+++++
Ms. Winger's ass and tits in "An Officer and a Gentleman". Yes. Even if her voice is like nails on a chalkboard....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 18, 2019 05:26 PM (2sCft)

361 > And that type of Republican fucking HATES market economics - whenever it results in rising demand and prices for labor.


They also hate it when upstarts from the hoi polloi start using technology and market forces to destroy the businesses that Dear Old Great-Grandfather built, ensuring that Muffy and Stuffy never have to worry about making a living.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:28 PM (0OWcv)

362 >>JackStraw, I never could get your link about the FISA court and Collier to open. Do you have another way I can get there?

I'll see if I can find another link. Bear with me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

363 SteveOReno, I could be misremembering, but as I recall it, both Debra Winger and Jessica Lange went *out of their way* to alienate audiences right after their big hits in the mid-1980s. Made ridiculous anti-Reagan/American statements, downplayed their femininity, the works.

Sort of like what Jennifer Lawrence has been doing. Anyone seen her in anything lately?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (miE9U)

364 > Ms. Winger's ass and tits in "An Officer and a Gentleman". Yes. Even if her voice is like nails on a chalkboard....

Am I the only one who constantly gets her and Margot Kidder confused?

Kidder is the one who went nuts and was found squatting under some homeowner's shrub nude, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (0OWcv)

365 Ben Had- Try this one.

https://tinyurl.com/y8k6cabk

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

366 77%. That's Bill's audience telling us who they are.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (oTMWb)

367 Kidder is the one who went nuts and was found squatting under some homeowner's shrub nude, right?

Go on...

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (n2qRY)

368 Kidder is the one who went nuts and was found squatting under some homeowner's shrub nude, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (0OWcv)

My kinda gal.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (Ct55T)

369 Kidder is the one who went nuts and was found squatting under some homeowner's shrub nude, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (0OWcv)


With teeth missing, IIRC.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (vP+yw)

370 Sherman was an engineer and surveyor he was the the man who made the Army Corps of Engineer's maps of the deep South in his youth.

He did remark in his memoris that his detailed knowledge of Georgia came in handy later in life.

Posted by: Big V at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (sN665)

371 I'll see if I can find another link. Bear with me."

What kind of Bear?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

372 OT, after 100.

The Lying Press that covered the Jussie farce with slander, lies, and smears, and without any facts or caution to wait for the facts, needs to be punished.

The Lying Press actually weaponized the lie and attacked conservatives with it. Over and over again.


Make them apologize for lying about it, and make them use the same amount of broadcasting minutes they used to lie.

So, about two weeks of straight apologies. Alternatively, shoot about a dozen of them. Like crows stealing the freshly planted corn seed.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (sy5kK)

373 JackStraw, the problem is on my end.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (Fawrc)

374 "Sort of like what Jennifer Lawrence has been doing. Anyone seen her in anything lately?"

Who?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (cqNba)

375 Both Margot Kidder and Shelley Duvall basically went insane.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (miE9U)

376 Village Idiot's Apprentice, exactamundo!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (miE9U)

377 Sort of like what Jennifer Lawrence has been doing. Anyone seen her in anything lately?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (miE9U)


I saw Red Sparrow. It was absolutely awful.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (vP+yw)

378 I liked Kidder in her "before meth" pictures.

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (ABjxW)

379 Resurrect Cal Coolidge.

In Accordance With the Prophecy, on Planet Jupiter, I guess?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (Clxcy)

380 "Am I the only one who constantly gets her and Margot Kidder confused?"

Nope. Me too. In fact, one of them came to my college to campaign back in '84 (for Mondale, of course) and went on some looney rant about how all of us guys were going to die in the jungles of Nicaragua, and I still to this day can't remember which one it was.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (I6Vm1)

381 OT from ESPN: The France fencing federation has added competitive lightsaber to the epee, saber, and foil.

I don't know if you're allowed a Darth Maul lightsaber.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (asM0l)

382 Primordial, let me guess: J-Law insisted on everything being changed so that her character was a complete Mary Sue?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (miE9U)

383 I think I'm going to start one of those White House petitions to have all copies of Phenomenon collected, numbered, then burned.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:32 PM (4e+hS)

384 Thou shalt not speak disparagingly about good Sir Juicy.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322156/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 05:32 PM (cqNba)

385 With "conservatives" like this who needs the left?

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at February 18, 2019 05:32 PM (uOhgL)

386 Sherman was an engineer and surveyor he was the the man who made the Army Corps of Engineer's maps of the deep South in his youth.

He did remark in his memoris that his detailed knowledge of Georgia came in handy later in life.
Posted by: Big V at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (sN665)


So was Lee. They had one of his fort plans in a lobby of the Federal Bldg in Savannah.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 05:32 PM (1g7ch)

387 >>I don't know how else to get it to you, Ben. It's a long url and will blow the margins.

Try googling Rosemary Collyer FISA opinion declassified April 2017. Hopefully that will bring up the link for you directly.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

388 Ben Had- Try this one.

https://tinyurl.com/y8k6cabk

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

This is the "85% of NSA database inquiries were basically illegal" thing, right?

Posted by: Miklos, not cleared at February 18, 2019 05:33 PM (zCyNd)

389 371 That great man's coat is hanging in the Villanova university library, was cool to see it.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:33 PM (/rm4P)

390 Hopefully Alita and Avatard 2 2/3 will Titanic Cameron's career.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:33 PM (PkIg+)

391 Sherman was an engineer and surveyor he was the the man who made the Army Corps of Engineer's maps of the deep South in his youth.

He did remark in his memoris that his detailed knowledge of Georgia came in handy later in life.
Posted by: Big V at February 18, 2019 05:30 PM (sN665)

He was the first college President of what became LSU.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:33 PM (a4/Ug)

392 Peak Jennifer Lawrence was the day after the Fappening.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 05:33 PM (TN1P5)

393 Primordial, let me guess: J-Law insisted on everything being changed so that her character was a complete Mary Sue?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (miE9U)


It was just incredibly boring and stupid and the worst casting in the history of cinema.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:33 PM (vP+yw)

394 JackStraw, Thanks that will probably work. My computer hates tiny url thingy.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 05:34 PM (Fawrc)

395 Red Sparrow was terrible, Jennifer's body couldn't save that monstrosity.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:34 PM (4e+hS)

396 385 I think I'm going to start one of those White House petitions to have all copies of Phenomenon collected, numbered, then burned.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:32 PM (4e+hS)
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Oh, come on. That was a decent flick.

Posted by: WisRich at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

397 Sort of like what Jennifer Lawrence has been doing. Anyone seen her in anything lately?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:29 PM (miE9U)


She was great in the fappening.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)

398 384 Primordial, let me guess: J-Law insisted on everything being changed so that her character was a complete Mary Sue?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:31 PM (miE9U)

I'm sorry but someone needs to explain what a Mary Sue is.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (JgA4k)

399 168 > President Patton

Vice President: William Sherman

Secretary of Defense: Curtis LeMay

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2019 04:54 PM (0OWcv)


Those are the candidates of the F*** You party!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (sy5kK)

400
In the report, police say Phillips had a Glock .40 caliber with a round chambered in his back pocket and two additional magazines in another pocket. Police say Phillips has a current concealed carry permit in Tennessee, where he is from.


That's, what, 28 rounds??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (UEf0W)

401 >>This is the "85% of NSA database inquiries were basically illegal" thing, right?

That's part of it. It also says that the FBI gave access to the NSA database of unredacted communications of US citizens to government contractors without a security clearance.

I'm pretty sure one of them is Fusion GPS.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

402 319 Posted by: Ted K. at February 18, 2019 05:16 PM (I6Vm1)

Urban Cowboy holds up really well IMHO.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:17 PM (a4/Ug)

I was born and raised on an east TX farm and spent another 20 yrs in Dallas. Found UC not quite realistic.

# uno, the girls in TX are a helluva lot better looking.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (RZ6R1)

403 The best thing about Phenomenon?

The Eric Clapton song, Change The World. Love that song. I could listen to it forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:36 PM (miE9U)

404 There had to be a better looking chick on that ship for Chris Pratt to wake up .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:36 PM (a4/Ug)

405 I guess some of his audience members are the "better sort" that gave the Democrats control of the purse and who are fighting everything Trump tries to do.

I don't wish it on anybody, but my dark side feels that no Angel Moms or relatives of people that the self righteous left sjw types try to crush could ever support a Democrat.

Posted by: RM at February 18, 2019 05:36 PM (U3LtS)

406 The Crisp-Hole ship is being filled.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (R1c/N)

407 The worst thing about Phenomenon? The movie.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (4e+hS)

408 77%? That equals almost 58 people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (pw+jk)

409 That's, what, 28 rounds??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (UEf0W)

I think it's 46. Two mags with 15, the loaded mag with 15, plus one in the pipe.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (vcatx)

410 Mary Sue - thank you Trek TOS fan-fic - is a character like Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (PkIg+)

411 More fun from Insty

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322156/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 05:38 PM (cqNba)

412 A "Mary Sue" is a female character who's perfect and is always right about everything, and achieves everythign she wants without ever having to even try for it. Barbra Streisand seems to specialize in playing them.

Males can be those too, of course.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:38 PM (miE9U)

413 412 Mary Sue - thank you Trek TOS fan-fic - is a character like Wesley Crusher.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (PkIg+)

Got it.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:38 PM (JgA4k)

414 412 Mary Sue - thank you Trek TOS fan-fic - is a character like Wesley Crusher.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (PkIg+)

...

I thought it was when the author not-so-subtly inserted themselves in the narrative as a character.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 18, 2019 05:38 PM (yL25O)

415 Sherman was the first superintendent of LSU.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 18, 2019 05:39 PM (ZxU8C)

416 I think it's 46. Two mags with 15, the loaded mag with 15, plus one in the pipe.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 05:37 PM (vcatx)

If it is a G22. If it is a compact or subcompact, could be less.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:39 PM (t6MX/)

417 Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (RZ6R1)

Houston and Dallas are as different as night and day. I've been to Gilleys when it was open and lived in Houston for over 25 years and worked the plants in Louisiana. Hit right on the mark for me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:39 PM (a4/Ug)

418 That fuckin idiot juan thinks mccabe is a republican? I guess that is why his wife ran as a democrat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 05:40 PM (bim/x)

419 A "Mary Sue" is a female character who's perfect and is always right about everything, and achieves everythign she wants without ever having to even try for it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:38 PM (miE9U)


I had just assumed it was a nice, clean girl-next-door type.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 05:40 PM (vP+yw)

420 TexasDan, IMHO a lot of authors *do* insert themselves into their works as Mary Sues. It's an ego grab, just like how Streisand always insists on "changing" everything about a character in a film she's in, until she's basically (a) turned the character into a cartoon-level perfect person and (b) driven off everyone else on the set so now she's running the shoot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:40 PM (miE9U)

421 Dear Mrs. Hoyt,

After reading this poll, I would like to borrow your shocked face.

Sincerely,

A. Moron

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 18, 2019 05:41 PM (WEBkv)

422 Mary Sue" is a female character who's perfect and is always right about everything, and achieves everythign she wants without ever having to even try for it.


Sometimes also known as a LASue.

Posted by: LASue at February 18, 2019 05:41 PM (wMHPW)

423 Another classic Mary Sue, is the lead character in Legally Blonde. (Though at least in that pic, it's played for laughs.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:41 PM (miE9U)

424 My first thought when I see Mary Sue is the Betty White character in the old Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:41 PM (JgA4k)

425 Texas Dan, that was the original version. Then came Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:42 PM (PkIg+)

426 Those are the candidates of the F*** You party!
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I think you would find that Sherman would be quite happy to destroy you and yours if you were in disagreement politically.

Posted by: Barky at February 18, 2019 05:42 PM (2kj6M)

427 Steve Borden, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:42 PM (miE9U)

428 There's episodes of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye was a complete Mary Sue. They're my least favorite episodes of that show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:43 PM (miE9U)

429 How many times did Obama vote in the Cuckshed poll?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:43 PM (JgA4k)

430 278 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nn4355


Its getting insane out there. Kentucky, a guy pulls a GUN on a guy wearing a MAGA hat.

Tells him its a good day for him to die.
Posted by: Don Q at February 18, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

Captain Cuck got the world's worst case of blue balls reading that story.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

431 speaking of Juicy and racist democrats, what's going on in Virginia?

Posted by: LASue at February 18, 2019 05:43 PM (wMHPW)

432 The Soviet Justice Wanker version of a Mary Sue can be seen in Star Wars Episodes 7 and 8.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:45 PM (PkIg+)

433 So, Weiner was sprung.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:45 PM (t6MX/)

434 If I had gotten to write an episode of M*A*S*H in the 1970s, I would have let Frank be the hero that one time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:45 PM (miE9U)

435 speaking of Juicy and racist democrats, what's going on in Virginia?
Posted by: LASue at February 18, 2019 05:43 PM (wMHPW)


Post birth abortion is a 'go' and out of the news.
Nothing remarkable in the news.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 05:45 PM (1g7ch)

436 Rey from the latest Star Wars movies is a prime example of a Marey Sue. Never flew in a starship before, but can pilot the Falcon. Never picked up a lightsaber before, but can defeat Darth Emo.

Posted by: josephistan at February 18, 2019 05:45 PM (Izzlo)

437 Is the blog OK?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (4e+hS)

438 josephistan, Rey is who I learned the Mary Sue name/trope from. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (miE9U)

439 The main HQ page has gone blank of any posts on my computer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ffYR/)

440 If I had gotten to write an episode of M*A*S*H in the 1970s, I would have let Frank be the hero that one time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:45 PM (miE9U)

There was that one episode where Frank arranged the condiments according to popularity, color, and bottle size.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (1g7ch)

441 Could say Weiner is exposed to the public again.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (/rm4P)

442 The main HQ page has gone blank of any posts on my computer.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ffYR/)


Same. Just the banner.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

443 Pale Rider, I will experiment with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (dUJdY)

444 Another classic Mary Sue, is the lead character in Legally Blonde.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:41 PM (miE9U)

Come on!! She did NOT get where she wanted without trying -- she totally gave up Greek Week to study for the LSAT

Posted by: LASue at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (wMHPW)

445
Cash for Clunkers! An economic triumph!
Posted by: Said no one, ever at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (YvUf/)


I personally knew at least 7 different local used car businesses that were wiped out by JugEars Cash for Clunkers disaster. These were all multi-year going concerns, profitable, providing jobs to many.

What it did was eliminate a complete price range of used cars that still had some value in them, and that working people with limited means could afford.


Obama wiped them out. It took away their inventory overnight.


So yes, Obama corrupted contract law by stealing GM, and he also hurt many small businesses and workers at the low end, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

446 What's up with the front page?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (iAhR6)

447 445 The main HQ page has gone blank of any posts on my computer.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ffYR/)

Same. Just the banner.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

Same here. Glad it's not just me. Still a bit disconcerting.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

448 >>Same. Just the banner.

Russians.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

449 442 The main HQ page has gone blank of any posts on my computer.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ffYR/)

That's it. It's the Russians. They launched the big one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (t6MX/)

450 442 Calm got that too, here is fine I think.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (/rm4P)

451 The main HQ page has gone blank of any posts on my computer.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM



Same here. Blank home page.

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (786Ro)

452 What's wrong with the main page?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (tVQUs)

453 Burnt Toast, I remember that one. :-)

M*A*S*H also did one where Frank actually did the right thing at the end, by returning the gun he stole (and shoots himself in the foot for his trouble). And the very last line they gave Larry Linville in the series, is the one time they let his character have any dignity at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (miE9U)

454 relax folks,


Ace prolly just hit the wrong button.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (d7Ww2)

455 What if we are stuck on this thread forever?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

456 >>>Am I the only one who constantly gets her and Margot Kidder confused?<<<

The last time I talked to Margot, she slapped a Bernie Sanders sticker on my polo shirt and mumbled something about how handsome I was. Confused, but harmless.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (wxZSX)

457 The main HQ page has gone blank of any posts on my computer.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (ffYR/)

Same. Just the banner.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:47 PM (t+qrx)

Same here. Glad it's not just me. Still a bit disconcerting.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (NWiLs)


If the front page isn't here in fifteen minutes, we're allowed to leave. It's in the student handbook, look it up.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (t+qrx)

458 Oh yay. I just closed a tab and I thought it was the current tab. But you people are here.

Hold me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (fuK7c)

459
Is the blog OK?
Posted by: Dr Spank


So far so good.

So far so good.

So far so good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (aKsyK)

460 448
Cash for Clunkers! An economic triumph!
Posted by: Said no one, ever at February 18, 2019 04:58 PM (YvUf/)


I personally knew at least 7 different local used car businesses that were wiped out by JugEars Cash for Clunkers disaster. These were all multi-year going concerns, profitable, providing jobs to many.

What it did was eliminate a complete price range of used cars that still had some value in them, and that working people with limited means could afford.


Obama wiped them out. It took away their inventory overnight.


So yes, Obama corrupted contract law by stealing GM, and he also hurt many small businesses and workers at the low end, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

and what dealers were shut down & what dealers were allowed to stay open was seemingly random, but I would love to see a breakdown of how they voted in the 2008 election.

Posted by: josephistan at February 18, 2019 05:50 PM (Izzlo)

461 Anyone think Ace tripped over the cord or something?

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:50 PM (/rm4P)

462 IT'S. SO. WHITE.......

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 05:50 PM (d7Ww2)

463 Another classic Mary Sue, is the lead character in Legally Blonde. (Though at least in that pic, it's played for laughs.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:41 PM (miE9U)


She wasn't a Mary Sue because everyone didn't love her immediately, she wasn't naturally gifted at everything she did, and she actually had to work to impress people.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 18, 2019 05:50 PM (SgjGX)

464 *waves phone over head*

Does anyone have signal? Which thread are we in?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)

465 Someone feed the gerbils.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (4e+hS)

466 What if we are stuck on this thread forever?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

----------------------------

This thread could become a very early ONT.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (ffYR/)

467 Colorado, hmmm. Will have to check that out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (miE9U)

468 WHO BLEW UP THE DAMN SITE!!???!

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (C1NyB)

469 If the front page isn't here in fifteen minutes, we're allowed to leave. It's in the student handbook, look it up.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (t+qrx)

It's the cue to spit upon your hands.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)

470 Still nothing but the heading

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (/rm4P)

471 I'm pretty sure one of them is Fusion GPS.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

Pretty sure? You're funny!

Posted by: FusionMiklos at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (zCyNd)

472 Blame the shelves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (PkIg+)

473 We're all thinking the same thing after Ace's comments the other day.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (rzxmD)

474 470 What if we are stuck on this thread forever?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

----------------------------

This thread could become a very early ONT.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:51 PM (ffYR/)

Is this The Twilight Zone?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (JgA4k)

475 What if we are stuck on this thread forever?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)


Sounds like a really low-budget Luis Banuel film. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (miE9U)

476 relax folks,


Ace prolly just hit the wrong button.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (d7Ww2)

I seem to recall him doing this a few months ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's repeated his mistake.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (tVQUs)

477 I saw a movie once where they were trapped in the thread, I think you can lift the ceiling panels.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (t+qrx)

478 Ahoy, there!

I see from the survey that 6% of you are not paying attention to my work. I shall redouble my efforts.

🚢

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (n6bs1)

479 If the front page isn't here in fifteen minutes, we're allowed to leave. It's in the student handbook, look it up.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (t+qrx)

And if your roommate dies, you get automatic As in all your classes.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

480 I'm pretty sure we have to wait at least twenty minutes before resorting to cannibalism.

Except for Cannibal Bob, he's grandfathered in.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (fuK7c)

481 Someone broke the blog. I'm getting outta here before Ace comes home.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 05:53 PM (NtglE)

482 Older threads are functional

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:53 PM (/rm4P)

483 who brought the snacks?

and the liquor?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 05:53 PM (d7Ww2)

484 What if we are stuck on this thread forever?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)


Gringo spell "revolucion" wrong.

Posted by: The Castro Brothers, SA de CV at February 18, 2019 05:53 PM (zCyNd)

485 Someone broke the blog. I'm getting outta here before Ace comes home.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 05:53 PM (NtglE)


WAIT

You don't know what's out there.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:53 PM (t+qrx)

486 Somebody clean up the vomit on the carpet.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:54 PM (JgA4k)

487 Pick up one old Hollywood alky and you'll find another one under him.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 18, 2019 05:54 PM (RuIsu)

488 I wouldn'e be surprised if the movie Phenomenon wasn't responsible for the blog issues.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 05:54 PM (4e+hS)

489 484 I'm pretty sure we have to wait at least twenty minutes before resorting to cannibalism.

Except for Cannibal Bob, he's grandfathered in.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 05:52 PM (fuK7c)

Can we start on ATC as an amuse bouche?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)

490 Is this the part of the horror movie where everybody separates?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:54 PM (JgA4k)

491 There's liquor in the front. I've got a deck of cards back here.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

492 Did Lace Wigs For Sale become self-aware?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (PkIg+)

493 I would say I quit listening to country music around the time of Urban Cowboy.

Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (zLDYs)

494 Are any cobs here?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (tVQUs)

495 You maniacs! You blew it up!

Posted by: Colonel Taylor at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (QLvwG)

496 Alright. Who peed in the aquarium?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (NtglE)

497 so, I gather that its not just me who the main page is down for?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM (GBteo)

498 Is the blog under attack??? To arms!

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 05:56 PM (LJUs+)

499 In unrelated news, Gov. Gavin has noticed that illegal pot grows aren't paying their taxes so

WAR ON DRUGS, PART II, NEW BOSS SAME AS OLD BOSS

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 18, 2019 05:56 PM (w7KSn)

500 And now-

The End Of Threads and Days

The Rapture

Posted by: Taken, or somesuch title at February 18, 2019 05:56 PM (zCyNd)

501 Whatever you do, don't close this tab. You will be out in the twilight zone if you do.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 05:56 PM (ffYR/)

502 Damn I knew I should have gone to Fort Lauderdale for spring break rather than this old, run down cabin by a remote lake.

Is that Ace starting his chain saw?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 05:56 PM (JgA4k)

503 It's the langoliers.

Posted by: Stephen King at February 18, 2019 05:57 PM (QLvwG)

504 goddamn it I told ace not to install towel shelves in the bathroom above his bathroom server.

Did he listen? noooo!

And he insisted on using the extra plush extra large towels... that much weight on a shelve... didn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 05:57 PM (GBteo)

505 *passes cigarette case over to Bander*

Six, make 'em last.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:57 PM (t+qrx)

506 While I have you all here . . . .

Posted by: Lace Merkins at February 18, 2019 05:57 PM (t6MX/)

507 347 The Pinnacle of Travolta's Career was Battlefield Earth - the Film that was Not Ashamed to Rip Off "Yor - The Hunter of the Future"!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)

Best review I've ever seen of that movie. Saw Yor and Krull as a double feature growing up. The height of Italian sci-fi fantasy.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2019 05:57 PM (oFep+)

508 It's the fog.

Posted by: Adrienne Babalu at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (QLvwG)

509 Rapture?

Should've listened to Fab Five Freddy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (PkIg+)

510 nood is here: http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=379857

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (+S1Fy)

511 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 05:39 PM (a4/Ug)

Didn't say I never went to Houston. Had lots a clients there and visited often. They didn't seem much different to me, just a couple of cities set up for the rich, the Park cities and River Oaks and west U. Which is what I loved about the two places. That along with the women and a distant third, the food

There are plenty of Texans that are not goat ropers, even if they rope goats.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (RZ6R1)

512 Leave and you might not get back, besides we will steal your drink .

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (/rm4P)

513 *bounces ball off the wall*
*catches*
*bounces ball off the wall*
*catches*
*bounces ball off the wall*
*catches*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

514 Let's see if the Ace outage shows up in the next FISA Court docs

Posted by: Miklos, suspicious by nature at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (zCyNd)

515 This is the newest thread, I think

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:59 PM (/rm4P)

516 Me: It's quiet out there.

You: Yeah, too quiet.

*all hell breaks loose*

Posted by: Every war movie, ever. Plus Airplane! and Star Wars at February 18, 2019 05:59 PM (QLvwG)

517 I can eat 50 eggs.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:59 PM (/tuJf)

518 There's liquor in the front. I've got a deck of cards back here.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:55 PM


#EightWeeks

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2019 05:59 PM (DMUuz)

519 S-s-sure I'll go downstairs to see what's making that noise.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 06:00 PM (JgA4k)

520 *bounces ball off the wall*

*catches*

*bounces ball off the wall*

*catches*

*bounces ball off the wall*

*catches*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Cooler King!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 06:00 PM (QLvwG)

521 520 This is the newest thread, I think
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 05:59 PM (/rm4P)

I followed the link, and it does seem to go to a newer thread.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:00 PM (GBteo)

522 *passes cigarette case over to Bander*

Six, make 'em last.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:57 PM (t+qrx)



Thank you again, sir.

Horde should know Hogmartin carries a real classy cigarette case. If we're going to die in this thread it will be with style.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:00 PM (fuK7c)

523 Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at February 18, 2019 05:58 PM (+S1Fy)


Nood is not there.

Do you know a guy (?) named ramondo, by any chance?

Posted by: Miklos, head barely above parapet at February 18, 2019 06:00 PM (zCyNd)

524 In Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities, there's an Al Sharpton-like race hustling minister who carefully arranges for the cameras his two dozen professional protestors to make it look like a huge mob on TV.

Cable news doesn't bother when showing the "huge' rallies across the nation protesting Trump's most recent power grab. Aerial shots of fifty people in a park ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:01 PM (1UZdv)

525 *bounces ball off the wall*
*catches*
*bounces ball off the wall*
*catches*
*bounces ball off the wall*
*catches*
Posted by: Insomniac
------

*rattles ball bearings in hand*

Posted by: Barky at February 18, 2019 06:01 PM (w54mS)

526 *Reads 'Handbook For The Newly Dead.'

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 06:01 PM (QLvwG)

527 >>nood is here: http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=379857

He's right. Follow this link but don't tell anyone else.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

528 Who put Insomniac in the Cooler?

Should we be digging tunnels Hiltz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 06:01 PM (PkIg+)

529 I guess you don't fuck with Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (4e+hS)

530 What's going on? It's blank for me too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (dUJdY)

531 Aerial shots of fifty people in a park ...
Posted by: Ignoramus
---------

25 are media people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (w54mS)

532 You guys know there's a NOOD, right?

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=379857

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (tVQUs)

533


Escher Möbius

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (aKsyK)

534 There is a nood at https://bit.ly/2TWwSdE, but who knows if it's a trap?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

535 I blame Tom Servo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

536 Horde should know Hogmartin carries a real classy cigarette case. If we're going to die in this thread it will be with style.

Posted by: Bandersnatch


I recently came into possession of my Grandfather's silver-plated cigarette case. I polished it up, and I look better than Fred Astaire when I open it. Now, if I only smoked.

Posted by: pep at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (T6t7i)

537 Front Page is looking good, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (N/Ix2)

538 Horde should know Hogmartin carries a real classy cigarette case. If we're going to die in this thread it will be with style.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:00 PM (fuK7c)

Note the big dent from where it took a Jap round in '43.

Ask Hogmartin where his Grandad got the katana.

Posted by: Miklos, smokin' 'em 'cause got 'em at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (zCyNd)

539 I know it's the polar vortex. There's a white out and we're being attacked by polar bears.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (JgA4k)

540


First there is a blog, then there is no blog

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (SiINZ)

541 Multiple sources thread starts at 3:34pm
This on 5:39
These are the only two I have been to

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (/rm4P)

542 I'm getting a 404 error when I follow that link.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (dUJdY)

543 You guys know there's a NOOD, right?



http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=379857



Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (tVQUs)


I aint a-goin' out there with them sandworms. No way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (QLvwG)

544 540 There is a nood at https://bit.ly/2TWwSdE, but who knows if it's a trap?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (fuK7c)

Should be fine.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (GBteo)

545 536 Aerial shots of fifty people in a park ...
Posted by: Ignoramus
---------

25 are media people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (w54mS)

And the rest are with the FBI.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (JgA4k)

546 the link at 515 goes to the new post where ace syas something is wrong..

Posted by: IC at February 18, 2019 06:04 PM (LJUs+)

547 My home page is blank, too.


This second window was open at the comments section and seems to still work. I just checked and the window with the home page just shows the AoS header and nothing else.


I'm going to post this as a test and hope I don't disappear, like Seth Rich.


After 8 years of Obama and his Lovers in the press, and then two years of 93% negative coverage against a duly elected President, I have serious trust issues.


Is THIS the time to hoist the black flag and start slitting throats?

Here we go! Posting now...................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:04 PM (sy5kK)

548 Blank front page for me too

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 06:04 PM (TN1P5)

549 Plain vanilla nood at that page.
Where Ace is saying:

There seems to be something wonky with the blog.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:49 PM



Looks like vintage 1996 web.

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 06:04 PM (786Ro)

550 543 Front Page is looking good, Ace.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (N/Ix2)

He's redecorating, okay?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:04 PM (GBteo)

551 Now, if I only smoked.
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (T6t7i)


Candy cigarettes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (SgjGX)

552 Pep - Doubt they still make candy cigarettes but that would be the thing to put in that case.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (/rm4P)

553 I was expecting a redneck soft-shoe, but I didn't hear any banjo music.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (wxZSX)

554 Never mind, found it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

555 Someone go back, we took the wrong Tube.


Fucking Todd.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (N/Ix2)

556 Houston was founded by the Allen brothers, two New Yorkers who ran guns during the Texas War of Independence.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (1UZdv)

557 Where's the London Boys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 06:06 PM (PkIg+)

558 This situation is way funnier than it has any right to be.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 06:06 PM (t+qrx)

559 Post at 515 took me to old thread

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:06 PM (/rm4P)

560 Houston was founded by the Allen brothers, two New Yorkers who ran guns during the Texas War of Independence.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:05 PM (1UZdv)

Didn't they also make a line of men's shoes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 18, 2019 06:06 PM (QLvwG)

561 I get a kick out of it when the blog gets broken, weird shit happens.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:07 PM (/rm4P)

562 Hey Anna Puma, what if the front page is a noppera-bō?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 06:07 PM (t+qrx)

563 First there is a blog, then there is no blog

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2019 06:03 PM (SiINZ)


Begin, Grasshopper: Commento ergo sum

Posted by: Miklos, with Euro-Asian Fusion meme aperitif at February 18, 2019 06:07 PM (zCyNd)

564 How does Cory Booker think he could ever get elected POTUS

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:08 PM (1UZdv)

565 Where's Shep Smith? This is a disater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 06:08 PM (PkIg+)

566 Is the homepage not loading for anyone else other than the page-top HQ banner??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Evws/)

567 I was not taking this too seriously, until I realized that 77% is nearly a dozen people.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 18, 2019 06:09 PM (GA5Lu)

568 So the front page IS borked, it's not just me...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at February 18, 2019 06:09 PM (lLeln)

569 There's a weird guy at the front door wearing overalls with nothing on under neath.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 18, 2019 06:09 PM (JgA4k)

570 Where's Shep Smith? This is a disater.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 06:08 PM (PkIg+)

I saw Shep on the NOOD.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:10 PM (tVQUs)

571 515 will get you to the newest thread, but it isn't a normal page to start.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:10 PM (/rm4P)

572 OK, so this tells me that the Comments is ok once I am in, but if I try to open a new window, it pukes and goes blank. No new access to the page.


This is how one "Learns To Code", by the way.


Figuring out where the program has bugs.


My guess it that it is a Hacker SJW trying to take out AoSHQ.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:10 PM (sy5kK)

573 572 Is the homepage not loading for anyone else other than the page-top HQ banner??
Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Evws/)

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379857

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:10 PM (GBteo)

574 My guess it that it is a Hacker SJW trying to take out AoSHQ.


Conspiracies are nice but Occam's Razor says ace took a lawnmower to his own blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:11 PM (fuK7c)

575 Here a link to the nood that hopefully works:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379857

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:12 PM (tVQUs)

576 *eyedrop*

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:12 PM (sdi6R)

577 Homepage doesn't work but the link above goes to an open thread started 5:49

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:12 PM (1UZdv)

578 OK, I ordered wings and pitchers.

Good thing the gas is still on in the kitchen.

Glow sticks! You girls sit over here.

Posted by: Miklos, like it's early hurricane season at February 18, 2019 06:12 PM (zCyNd)

579 Conspiracies are nice but Occam's Razor says ace took a lawnmower to his own blog.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:11 PM (fuK7c)

yeah, totally agree that this is ace's doing.

The front page isn't down like it's being DDoS'ed, it's just devoid of content.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:13 PM (GBteo)

580 Oh, shit. The other nood died.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM (fuK7c)

581 It's madness. And the Russians!

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM (wxZSX)

582 Secret back door into broken site?

Posted by: Steven Rosenberg at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM (C9owG)

583 he broke the new thread too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM (d7Ww2)

584 Conspiracies are nice but Occam's Razor says ace took a lawnmower to his own blog.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:11 PM



Yep. Ace pulled the pin but forgot to throw the grenade.

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM (786Ro)

585 You guys know there's a NOOD, right?



http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=379857



Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:02 PM (tVQUs)


I'm not hanging out at some loser page without any styling. Fvck that shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM (vP+yw)

586 now the food disappeared!!!! We're all gonna die aren't we????

Posted by: lin-duh at February 18, 2019 06:15 PM (kufk0)

587 534 I guess you don't fuck with Bill Kristol.

Hell no!! Okay, maybe once...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 18, 2019 06:15 PM (GA5Lu)

588 It's gone...










gone...






it's ALL GONE!

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:15 PM (N/Ix2)

589 Just tried to comment on new thread.. comments gone.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:15 PM (dUJdY)

590 I think that thread disappeared, getting a open comment box but commenting doesn't register.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:15 PM (/rm4P)

591 522 I can eat 50 eggs.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 05:59 PM (/tuJf)



Not until we are able to get the front door fixed!

Hell no!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)

592 You all know who is to blame, right?

Tom Servo taunted the barrel this morning

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 18, 2019 06:18 PM (TN1P5)

593 I'm jumping between threads this one and the Multiple Sources .

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:18 PM (/rm4P)

594 It's cool guys. Just restarted my laptop. Everybody still here?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx)

595
Is the old "New" AoS still around?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 18, 2019 06:18 PM (UEf0W)

596 Oh! Now I've made it back to this thread. That's weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 06:18 PM (vP+yw)

597 Game over, man. Game over. What the fuck are we supposed to do now?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 06:19 PM (t6MX/)

598 Save those eggs, who knows if we will ever get out of here.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:19 PM (/rm4P)

599 In unrelated news, Gov. Gavin has noticed that illegal pot grows aren't paying their taxes so



WAR ON DRUGS, PART II, NEW BOSS SAME AS OLD BOSS
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 18, 2019 05:56 PM (w7KSn

I told people that would happen, they would go from the War on Drugs to the War on Tax Avoiders.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 18, 2019 06:19 PM (0QYMt)

600 Groundhog Day the Blog adventures as Ace tries to find the blog keys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 06:20 PM (PkIg+)

601 DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THAT HORDE!

*rocks in corner*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:20 PM (GbPPJ)

602 Things sho goin crazy round here.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

603 Is this really here or am I in an alternate universe?

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

604 I've never seen the blog this broken! Obama would call it unprecedented and take credit for it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (n6bs1)

605 That's weird, everything disappeared. Maybe one of the cobs should put up a new thread at the black out blog.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (tVQUs)

606 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379859

Nood?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (t6MX/)

607 The front page isn't down like it's being DDoS'ed, it's just devoid of content.
----
So Hot Air and the Shitwark are trying to take over!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (Evws/)

608 *another eyedrop*

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (sdi6R)

609 Ace broke the 8 week rule.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (DMUuz)

610 I'm not hanging out at some loser page without any styling. Fvck that shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 06:14 PM



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT DESCRIBES EVERY PAGE AT THE HQ.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM (786Ro)

611 I gave alex the breadcrumbs to get here.

I want praise.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 18, 2019 06:22 PM (fuK7c)

612
I told people that would happen, they would go from the War on Drugs to the War on Tax Avoiders.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Do they allow free riders on public transit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 06:22 PM (aKsyK)

613 Gone... like tears in the rain

Posted by: josephistan at February 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Izzlo)

614 Oh, shit. The other nood died.
-----
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Evws/)

615 *praises Bander*

I may have texted him in a panic with BUT WHY'S THE BLOG GONE.

Also the nood claims to be working but I have my suspicions.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

616 I can eat 50 eggs.
Posted by: JackStraw


If we're forced to eat your caviar, so be it...

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 06:23 PM (n6bs1)

617 *waves to Empress*

Back to work here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2019 06:23 PM (PkIg+)

618 Do they allow free riders on public transit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 06:22 PM (aKsyK

Depends on how dumb the city council is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 18, 2019 06:23 PM (0QYMt)

619 This seems again to be the last thread, can't get to the open thread that was linked, just getting a first comment block.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:23 PM (/rm4P)

620 nood

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379859

Posted by: lin-duh at February 18, 2019 06:24 PM (kufk0)

621 This seems again to be the last thread, can't get to the open thread that was linked, just getting a first comment block.
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:23 PM (/rm4P)


Same.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 06:24 PM (t+qrx)

622 555 Plain vanilla nood at that page.
Where Ace is saying:

There seems to be something wonky with the blog.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:49 PM



Are we sure Ace isn't a Coder? He has the lingo down. That is how programmers talk to me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

623 I told people that would happen, they would go from the War on Drugs to the War on Tax Avoiders.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Running from the revenuers got us NASCAR.

What with running from the pot revenuers get us? Ultimate Frisbee, hacky sack, and eating contests already exist.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:24 PM (GbPPJ)

624 Placeholder as of 18:30 EST-ish:

This is the Bottom of post=379855

Posts 379856 and 379877 just now were not
visible. Will check again. Sheesh!

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ExnWy)

625 #learntocode

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 06:25 PM (n6bs1)

626 Here is the most current nood

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379859

Posted by: lin-duh at February 18, 2019 06:25 PM (kufk0)

627 It's hosed, eh?

Posted by: Peter North, Canadian Commenter at February 18, 2019 06:25 PM (DMUuz)

628 Meeting up here until something new comes along.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:25 PM (/rm4P)

629 #learntocode

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 06:25 PM (n6bs1)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 18, 2019 06:26 PM (vP+yw)

630 lin-duh's link will get you to nood

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:27 PM (/rm4P)

631 I saw some stragglers on the smollet thread, and told them to come here.

Maybe if we get a big enough group, we can send out a search party for booze and ammo.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 18, 2019 06:27 PM (LWu6U)

632 Lets all meet up at the Huff-POS if this site goes down! It will be a riot.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at February 18, 2019 06:28 PM (RZWC0)

633 If the thread gets too cold, we can huddle together and share our body heat. For the sake of the 'ettes.

Posted by: Hands at February 18, 2019 06:29 PM (786Ro)

634 *another eyedrop*
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM
~~~~~

rickl, you had your eye surgery? How'd it go. All's well I hope.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:29 PM (NtglE)

635 1984 vibe

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2019 06:29 PM (hECVl)

636
*yanks door open*
Hey, we need a fourth for euchre in the other thread. Just... just don't let go of the rope and don't look up from your feet. Ignore the voices. You'll get there.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379859

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 06:31 PM (t+qrx)

637 1984 vibe

Kind of feels like Zork, doesn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 06:32 PM (mhs6e)

638 Did someone kill the blog?

I am just getting blank pages from ace.mu.nu ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 18, 2019 06:32 PM (vWMNq)

639 632
Here is the most current nood




Thanks for that ... bugging out ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 18, 2019 06:33 PM (vWMNq)

640 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379859

^^^That one worked (so far.)

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:33 PM (NtglE)

641 Use this link to get to the current thread:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379859

Posted by: lin-duh at February 18, 2019 06:34 PM (kufk0)

642 I'm headed over to the new thread, but gonna keep this one open. I trust no one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:34 PM (NtglE)

643 Just looked at the Black-out blog nothing there!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at February 18, 2019 06:35 PM (RZWC0)

644 Sigh. we back in this thread now?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (GBteo)

645 Like a yoyo here.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (t6MX/)

646 What's going on?

Posted by: SMH at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (RU4sa)

647 OK, I just got caught in some kind of time vortex or something.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

648 And now the new thread is gone. Situation Normal, ...

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (mhs6e)

649 You know, the comments at the new thread just disappeared.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (0QYMt)

650 Oy....I'm getting whiplash.

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (cF8AT)

651 640 *another eyedrop*
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM
~~~~~

rickl, you had your eye surgery? How'd it go. All's well I hope.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:29 PM (NtglE)


Yes, I had cataract surgery on my left eye this morning.

When I heard that I would be sedated but awake during the procedure I imagined that I would see the surgeon pointing a scalpel towards my eye, which would be terrifying even with sedation.

I don't know how they did it, but even though I was awake during the surgery, all I saw were lights, shapes, and colors. Nothing recognizable and nothing frightening at all.

I have to wear a plastic shield over my left eye today, but I will be able to take it off tomorrow and only wear it at night for a week. I expect to go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

652 Are we back before Jussie faked the mugging, or after now?

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (ABjxW)

653 I'm triggered! All that white on the blog!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (WEBkv)

654 WTF?? It was gone.. then I saw he tried to post a new thread, but when I commented, my comment disappeared.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

655 Methinks threads are going mort

Posted by: Vance at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (zzW7w)

656 lolwut.

My guess is that content is being added?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

657 Ha, you guys fell for it...

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (w7KSn)

658 Using my desktop p.c. now and the homepage is okay but with this Kristol Nacht thread as the top thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (Evws/)

659 stop fucking with the space-time continuum, ace.

(in all seriousness, maybe pixy is rebooting the servers or something?)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (GBteo)

660 *phases into reality*

I think this one is the real thre-

*left ear starts bleeding*

fuck.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (t+qrx)

661 good luck rickl !

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

662 I lost it all, my only link left
It was all good, I posted and all disappeared

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (/rm4P)

663 John E have yee gone?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (oFep+)

664 I think that fixed it.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (N/Ix2)

665 AOC in charge of the internet today?

Posted by: dagny at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (nRWPy)

666 What the ever lovin' hell is going on here? I'm having a case of the vapors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

667 What fuckery is going on above this thread. I commented at 101, refreshed and POOF, it was gone.

Posted by: Gmac at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (qZdIZ)

668 Bill Kristol Thread Here we come!
Right back where we started from!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)

669 *scrambles back downstairs*

what the heck is going on?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (xPJvm)

670 wait. what is going on?

the new thread is gone and we're back here again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

671 I just said on a thread that disappeared that is is rather sobering to realize it all could be disappeared one day....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r)

672 New thread killed off and back to this one?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (L7nUi)

673 I need an alternative universe.

I suspect I AM in the one where Spock will wear a goatee, and I'm not liking it.

I do like the one where the Austrio-Hungarian Empire becomes a Confederation, WW1 never happens, and they end up keeping the United States honest.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (1T0t0)

674 The last instructions Ace left was for the 'ettes to go to the center of the mall, take off all your clothes, and wait for further instructions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (t6MX/)

675 I WANT THE EKDAHL THREAD BACK!!!

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (C1NyB)

676 STOP DOING THIS TO ME!

Poor Bander just got yelped at since I was all IT WENT AWAY AGAIN.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (GbPPJ)

677 Lin-duh's link doesn't work for me. Anyone else?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

678 what the heck happened?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, link fixed at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (xJa6I)

679 the whole blog was down when i got home... all i could see was the masthead/logo

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (NQJ+w)

680 The broken posts have been republished to fix them and the test posts have been unpublished. Things should be back to normal.

Just checking to find out where all our disk space ran off to.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2yngH)

681 I'll be back.

Posted by: Newthreadinator at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (hjaPQ)

682 THERE IS A TEAR IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (BfOXk)

683 MSNBC blames Trump for the 25th amendment plot. He was so crazy, he asked for it

Toobin on CNN says it was patriotic, because Trump is a Russian asset

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (1UZdv)

684 >>Just checking to find out where all our disk space ran off to.


Look under the Quokka.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (N/Ix2)

685
I have to wear a plastic shield over my left eye today, but I will be able to take it off tomorrow and only wear it at night for a week. I expect to go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: rickl




Like one of those of DUNCE CONES a dog wears?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (UEf0W)

686 And I need a beer, served to me in a large stein, by large elbowed frauleins...

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (1T0t0)

687 Oh thank God everything's back to normal.

Posted by: uıʇɹɐɯƃoɥ at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (t+qrx)

688 676 wait. what is going on?

the new thread is gone and we're back here again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

I *think* pixy tried to reboot and fix the main site, it worked for a minute, and now it turns out to have only been partially successful.

But we'll never know the real truth.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (GBteo)

689 I'm just staying here. It's safe. I think.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

690 Is it safe?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (Z+IKu)

691 I just saw Bill Murray right over there

He said hello again

Posted by: Miklos, wanting six more weeks of Summer at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (zCyNd)

692
*whines*

I was First! on the disappearing thread...I'm sure of it. At any rate, I can't be proved wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (YvUf/)

693 Jeez, I almost had a cow.

Posted by: Peaches at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (14URa)

694 657 640 *another eyedrop*
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:21 PM
~~~~~

rickl, you had your eye surgery? How'd it go. All's well I hope.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:29 PM (NtglE)

Yes, I had cataract surgery on my left eye this morning.

When I heard that I would be sedated but awake during the procedure I imagined that I would see the surgeon pointing a scalpel towards my eye, which would be terrifying even with sedation.

I don't know how they did it, but even though I was awake during the surgery, all I saw were lights, shapes, and colors. Nothing recognizable and nothing frightening at all.

I have to wear a plastic shield over my left eye today, but I will be able to take it off tomorrow and only wear it at night for a week. I expect to go to work tomorrow.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

Rick be hardcore.

I'm praying for ya, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, link fixed at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (xJa6I)

695 OWWWW MY NECK!!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (Mouru)

696 Mike Tyson offered a zoo attendant $10,000 to open the cage of a bullying gorilla so he could "smash that silverback's snotbox." His offer was declined.

https://tinyurl.com/y3uqq2es

Posted by: SMH at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (RU4sa)

697 It's Groundhog day, keeps going back to this thread

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

698 I just said on a thread that disappeared that is is rather sobering to realize it all could be disappeared one day....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r)


Yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (GbPPJ)

699 MY WALLET'S GONE!



MY WALLET'S GONE!



MY WALLET'S GONE!

Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (N/Ix2)

700 Just checking to find out where all our disk space ran off to.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2yngH)
---------

Uh oh. Did ace offer to put it on his shelves?

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (U5tDi)

701 I just said on a thread that disappeared that is is rather sobering to realize it all could be disappeared one day....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r)

Well we could all migrate to my blog someday if this one dies. Once I actually start doing something with it that is.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (L7nUi)

702 Ben Hur on TCM. Better than NASCAR.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (YvUf/)

703 Lin-duh's link doesn't work for me. Anyone else?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

----------------------------

That one went poof. This thread is currently on top of the main page.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (ffYR/)

704 Learn to code......

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

705 689 MSNBC blames Trump for the 25th amendment plot. He was so crazy, he asked for it

Toobin on CNN says it was patriotic, because Trump is a Russian asset
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (1UZdv)

That's because he was wearing a sexy little jumper over his bathing suit...

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (1T0t0)

706 That's good news, rickl. Godspeed.

And I'm quoting you to my 93-year-old mom who is putting off having her cataract surgery despite bitching about her eyesight every now and then.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (Evws/)

707 I LOVE YOU ALL!

NO, DON'T GO!

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

708 Might be a good time to implement the acedark page.

Posted by: golfman at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (OE84+)

709 Jesus when I left the office we were on Kristol. I get home and we are still on this fuck?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (Y+V3r)

710 If you're still around, Pixy, Thanks!!

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (C1NyB)

711 Just checking to find out where all our disk space ran off to.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2yngH)




Uh oh. Ace forgot to pay the disk space bill again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (Mouru)

712 I tried getting here once from Onion Browser... that does not work.

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (90T4r)

713 Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (1T0t0)

Excellent hash! It's a shame I never get any of the good ones.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

714 703 Ben Hur on TCM. Better than NASCAR.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (YvUf/)


The race crashes are a lot better. This is true.

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (ABjxW)

715 That was scary.

Posted by: franksalterego at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (3cq8T)

716 The First Rule of ace dark page is don't talk about ace dark page.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)

717 681 The broken posts have been republished to fix them and the test posts have been unpublished. Things should be back to normal.

Just checking to find out where all our disk space ran off to.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2yngH)

Well, I for one am completely reassured!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (GBteo)

718 Uh oh. Did ace offer to put it on his shelves?

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (U5tDi)
.........

Right next to the two-headed baby in a jar.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

719
ace, you need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (SiINZ)

720 Well now main page is pack but the John E placeholder post to bring it back went poof, right as I was commenting.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (jUcoH)

721 Got it. The comment engine for the Jawas finally found the droid it was looking for and created a 363GB (and rapidly growing) log file.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (2yngH)

722 I'm just staying here. It's safe. I think.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

My mechanic complimented my keychain, which mechanics don't often do.

Posted by: Miklos, with EXTRA street cred at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (zCyNd)

723 Didn't ace say he was taking half a day off?

Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (MI74Q)

724 *trying not to walk into the light*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

725 I can only assume all that power humping was more then the blog could bare!

Posted by: Miles Long at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (yhf6w)

726 722 Got it. The comment engine for the Jawas finally found the droid it was looking for and created a 363GB (and rapidly growing) log file.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (2yngH)

Thanks Pixy

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (GBteo)

727 379859 disappeared again ... right after a comment ... thought I'd been dumped in the barrel

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (vWMNq)

728 691
Like one of those of DUNCE CONES a dog wears?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (UEf0W)


Yes, kind of like that.

I'm nearsighted as hell, and my glasses don't fit over the eye shield. So I have the computer monitor pretty much pressed up against my nose so my right eye can see it.

Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

729 Who pushed the red button?

You NEVER push the red button.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (Mouru)

730 Just checking to find out where all our disk space ran off to.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2yngH)
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Don't listen to #RedPilledAmericas latest podcast.

This couple is on to something.

YouTube>Vimeo

Sad

Posted by: golfman at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (OE84+)

731 #LearnToChariotRace

The pay is fantastic!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (YvUf/)

732 I posted the technical details how to turn your gas guzzler into a 100 mpg car, using only a specific mixture of carrots, cinnamon and liberal tears as an additive, and now it is GONE!


And I forgot to make a copy of it!


Damn!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

733 694 Jeez, I almost had a cow.
Posted by: Peaches at February 18, 2019 06:41 PM (14URa)

In Soviet Russia, cow have you!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

734 Are you Wicket?
I'm looking for Wicket.

Posted by: a different Newthreadinator at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (Evws/)

735 In reading through the comments, best I can tell, the streams were crossed, thereby causing whiteout conditions.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (WEBkv)

736 Like the early days of porn surfing.....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)

737 Posted by: Miklos, with EXTRA street cred at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (zCyNd)

Nice!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (dUJdY)

738 "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big Silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

-- Mike Tyson quote

Posted by: SMH at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (RU4sa)

739 Uh, oh. Those nasty spinner hubcaps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (YvUf/)

740 There's another, newer thread. I made a post there and the thread was gone.

__Thread Killer

Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (ePWRo)

741 I just said on a thread that disappeared that is is rather sobering to realize it all could be disappeared one day....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r)

Yup.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:42 PM (GbPPJ)


Imagine how incredibly fun those peeps must be dedicated to disappearing it.

That shit takes effort.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (aUl72)

742 W.
T.
H.???

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (kQs4Y)

743 Bless you, Pixy.

You guys should see my inbox. Hahahaha.

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (U5tDi)

744 379859 disappeared again ... right after a comment ... thought I'd been dumped in the barrel

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 18, 2019 06:44 PM (vWMNq)

Barrel's full. See after lunch thread.

Posted by: golfman at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (OE84+)

745 I figured some moron here finally crossed the streams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

746 Why am I getting this ad? >>>

Top Surgeon: How To Properly Wash Out Your Bowels

I'll have you know my bowels are squeaky clean (what's left of them anyway.)

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (NtglE)

747 Crap, forgot Ben Hur was on, had plumbing problems to take care of then the blog broke.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (/rm4P)

748 How about a little fire, Ace?


Bwa ha ha ha!!!!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (Mouru)

749 737 Like the early days of porn surfing.....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)

Ah yes, flipping through the pages.

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (ABjxW)

750 There's another, newer thread. I made a post there and the thread was gone.

__Thread Killer
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (ePWRo)

There is only one willow.

Posted by: golfman at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (OE84+)

751 So did they finally get this place shut down? Has the balloon gone up?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (vcatx)

752 You guys should see my inbox. Hahahaha.



Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (U5tDi)


Been here about 10 years. Would be heartbroken if I lost this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

753 I was hoping this site went into some alternative universe and brought back some big, busty women.

I'm going to keep looking.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (wxZSX)

754 Like the early days of porn surfing.....
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (90T4r)


Yep. Back then you had to be your own IT guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Mouru)

755 It's gone again.
We're going to have to go to Gult's Gulch in 2020 aren't we?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (hECVl)

756 Bar the doors! Pixy's hamsters are armed and in open rebellion!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (0QYMt)

757 >>Who pushed the red button?

You NEVER push the red button.





*looks both ways*
*steps back slowly*

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

758 The Ace.mu.nu server is fine. See it yourself, it's in the bathroom. But Hill is in there, with the door locked. Well, more barred than locked.

Posted by: Miklos from the State Dept. IT Official Experts at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

759 697 His offer was declined.


Too bad. That would have been interesting. I guess it would have blown the zoos liability coverage though.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (vWMNq)

760 Top Surgeon: How To Properly Wash Out Your Bowels

I'll have you know my bowels are squeaky clean (what's left of them anyway.)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (NtglE)

748 Crap, forgot Ben Hur was on, had plumbing problems to take care of then the blog broke.
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (/rm4P)
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Okay, seeing these two posts together is just too funny not to highlight.

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (U5tDi)

761 So did they finally get this place shut down? Has the balloon gone up?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (vcatx)

My chair was about to get put against the wall.

Posted by: golfman at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (OE84+)

762 Shut up, Morty. As if anyone would steal your wallet.

Posted by: jack klompus at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Evws/)

763 Wanna bet ace has no clue all this was happening?

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (cF8AT)

764 680 the whole blog was down when i got home... all i could see was the masthead/logo

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (NQJ+w)

Black masthead... like a doll's masthead... until the blog comes to bite ya...

Posted by: Quint at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (0Ntuf)

765 This was only a test.


And exactly what will happen if Kamala or Bernie are elected in 2020.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

766 LEARN TO CODE

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (hECVl)

767 Now you know where my laptop is.

Posted by: Anthony W. at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (DMUuz)

768 Why am I getting this ad? >>>

Top Surgeon: How To Properly Wash Out Your Bowels

I'll have you know my bowels are squeaky clean (what's left of them anyway.)

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:46 PM (NtglE)


Miss me yet?

Posted by: Sonobi at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

769 I was hoping this site went into some alternative universe and brought back some big, busty women.

I'm going to keep looking.
Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (wxZSX)


I'm right here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (GbPPJ)

770 Been here about 10 years. Would be heartbroken if I lost this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
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I hear you, Jane! It's not just you!

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (U5tDi)

771 >>Like the early days of porn surfing.....


This is nothing at all like a walk in the forest.

Just hoping that the Porn Faeries would have been there before you.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (N/Ix2)

772 The First Rule of ace dark page is don't talk about ace dark page.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (/tuJf)


Let's talk about how PJ Media went full retard today by adding Patterico to their contributors. I guess they're officially dumber than Red State. And *shocker* he reviews a book critical of DJT.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (y7DUB)

773 I have to wear a plastic shield over my left eye today, but I will be able to take it off tomorrow and only wear it at night for a week. I expect to go to work tomorrow.
Posted by: rickl at February 18, 2019 06:38 PM
~~~~~

That's great!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (NtglE)

774 Who pushed the red button?

You NEVER push the red button.
Posted by: Cicero
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This one?
*pokes button*

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (2qPhT)

775 Tom Servo will be by to re-post the new thread in case anyone missed it.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (Vsh+M)

776 Been here about 10 years. Would be heartbroken if I lost this place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

See 762.

Posted by: golfman at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (OE84+)

777 Wait, how did I wind up in this bathtub? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY KIDNEYS?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (hjaPQ)

778 Nood...I think

Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (cF8AT)

779 I figured the Deep State and the Progs (BIRM) got to Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

780 I just want to know if it is safe to go back in the water.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (f8dwL)

781 And GAAAH. Trump and 25th 'plot' is quite likely just the FNMs newest attempt to batter Trump based on nothing but some lying from McCabe. I refuse to cooperate when the FNM is trying to make me doubt Trumps cabinet or Trump himself. They are a bunch of lying clowns.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (jUcoH)

782 Ace is taking a nap.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (ePWRo)

783 Big Busty Women, ATC.

I guess two out of three still ain't bad.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (aUl72)

784 >>You guys should see my inbox.


You could always post pictures?

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (N/Ix2)

785 744
Bless you, Pixy.



You guys should see my inbox. Hahahaha.



Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:45 PM (U5tDi)

___
Pretty funny, I thought of you too. Who else would we be able to contact in this uncertain time? Why, bluebell! That's the ticket.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (Kcf2u)

786 Yes, all bets are off post 2020 if the election goes badly.... nice little internet we had, if so....

Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (90T4r)

787
-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . .-.-.-

Posted by: #LearningToCode at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (DMUuz)

788 There is a NOOD.

Movie-review length, but no movie, at least I don't think so.

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (U5tDi)

789
I'm right here.
Posted by: alexthechick
------

Had BBQ and a Cheerwine for dinner last night.

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes-Norton at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (2qPhT)

790 Me too Jane. It would be like losing family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

791 766
This was only a test.





And exactly what will happen if Kamala or Bernie are elected in 2020.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)


Learn to speak in code.

Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (MI74Q)

792 Bar the doors! Pixy's hamsters are armed and in open rebellion!
I told you naming one of them "Caesar" was a mistake!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (Evws/)

793 Pretty funny, I thought of you too. Who else would we be able to contact in this uncertain time? Why, bluebell! That's the ticket.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 18, 2019 06:49 PM (Kcf2u)
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Between the cookbook and the MoMe, pretty much everyone knows how to reach me!

Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (U5tDi)

794 Oooops. /Holmes-Norton

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 06:51 PM (2qPhT)

795 I noticed that ace.new.mu.nu hasn't been updated since July.

Ace or Pixy may want to get around to fixing that if we want a working back up for our threads.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2019 06:51 PM (tVQUs)

796 There is a nood. Don't go there. I just got AoS white screen again. Super long Salon post. There the disk space problem.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 18, 2019 06:51 PM (t6MX/)

797 Well ,that was like a nuke fire drill,but you be glad to know that the early warning systems are operating fine and the contact list is fully functional.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 06:51 PM (j0Zty)

798 Jesus when I left the office we were on Kristol. I get home and we are still on this fuck?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 06:43 PM (Y+V3r)

There's been......problems.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 18, 2019 06:51 PM (L7nUi)

799 If we lose the HQ we're going to have to escape to some sort of dystopian post-apocalyptic VR version of the AoSHQ with Ace in Bane mask and assless chaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 18, 2019 06:51 PM (kQs4Y)

800 Mistakes were made-

OIG Report on Ace Outage

Posted by: Miklos from the Dept of Shoot and Shovel at February 18, 2019 06:52 PM (zCyNd)

801 681 The broken posts have been republished to fix them and the test posts have been unpublished. Things should be back to normal.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2yngH)

Citizen. There is nothing wrong. Continue as though nothing happened.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at February 18, 2019 06:52 PM (0Ntuf)

802 NOOD

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 18, 2019 06:53 PM (L7nUi)

803 nude nood?

Posted by: socalcon at February 18, 2019 06:53 PM (Roy2Z)

804 Ewoks don't wear pants at all. Would they make an exception for chaps?

Posted by: Big V at February 18, 2019 06:53 PM (sN665)

805 Rosenstein's order appointing Mueller was weaselly and suspect. IRRC he issued a second order that wasn't made public.

The first could have been a simple invocation for a Special Counsel under regulations put in as an alternative to Special Prosecutors who often run amok, but added extra language and an obscure cross-reference.

It looks like it was used to take investigative authority over Hillary's crimes (and FBI/DOJ involvement) and make it exclusive to Mueller, who of course buried it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 18, 2019 06:53 PM (1UZdv)

806 Cut, Jib Newsletter is still operational

Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2019 06:53 PM (j0Zty)

807 Got it. The comment engine for the Jawas finally found the droid it was looking for and created a 363GB (and rapidly growing) log file.

Posted by: Pixy Misa


*gestures hypnotically*

"This is not the log file you are looking for . . . "

Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2019 06:54 PM (BfOXk)

808 >>>I'm right here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around<<<


Oh now you're tormenting us morons! I'm going to hold Ace responsible for this development!

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2019 06:55 PM (wxZSX)

809 Me too Jane. It would be like losing family.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)
************
I know.... there's no place like home
Reminds me of the time ace posted that he was thinking about quitting, it was around the time when it looked like Hillary was going to win and Trump didn't have a chance.
I was like- Nooooooooooo

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2019 07:01 PM (hECVl)

810 Okay, seeing these two posts together is just too funny not to highlight.
Posted by: bluebell at February 18, 2019 06:47 PM
~~~~~

LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 07:07 PM (NtglE)

811 Love the Wilhelm quote. Grifters tried to adjust the grift after the deal was announced, AOC tried to dip her beak in too, and Bezos told em to eff right off- power move. Saw a tweet by the ditz that gave the shakedown game away, blaming Bezos for walking rather than talking. I think Wilhelm's off by 180- the next city will leash its moron grifters, at least until after the blogs are built.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at February 19, 2019 12:34 AM (87EdW)

812 Flattered for the link. Thanks Ace.

Posted by: bskb at February 19, 2019 01:06 AM (JrZ9C)

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