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Chess Thread 02-16-2019
As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.
Easier Problem - Black To Play (909) Goal: Black can win a rook
Hint: Deflect the king into a fork
4b1rk/6rp/4p3/1p1pPp2/3NnP2/P1P2B1R/1P5P/3R1K2 b - - 0 1
This Is Just Weird:
More Challenging Problem - White To Play (906) Goal: White can force mate in 4
Hint: Black's white squares are fatally weak
r2q1rk1/1pp1n1p1/1b1p1p2/1B1N2BQ/p2pP3/PnP3P1/1P3P2/1R4K1 w - - 0 1
Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:
Startling peacock blue plays off against bronze satin, such a vivid cloth from which to make this late #1860s dress. Additional trimmings in blue frame the rest of the garment, you can almost hear the rustle of that silk...@metmuseum #fashionhistory pic.twitter.com/BnwMchABtI
— Dr Kate Strasdin (@kateStrasdin) February 15, 2019
Greetings From Slovakia
4b1rk/6rp/4p3/1p1pPp2/3NnP2/P1P2B1R/1P5P/3R1K2 b - - 0 1
2.Ke2 Rxd1
3.Kxd1 (or 3.Ke3, which gives up the rook outright)
3... Nf2+
4.Kd2 Nxh3 0-1
More Challenging Problem - White To Play
r2q1rk1/1pp1n1p1/1b1p1p2/1B1N2BQ/p2pP3/PnP3P1/1P3P2/1R4K1 w - - 0 1
Ng8 4.Qxg8+ Ke7 5.Qxg7+ Ke8 6.Qh8+ Ke7 7.Qxf6+ Kd7 8.Qf5+ Kc6 9.Qb5#), but Black can spoil the party with 2...e5 3.exd5 Rf5 and now White is two pieces down and nowhere to go. The better move is 1.Bc4!, which really ties Black up. Now there are basically 4 lines, all of which lead to mate in, at the most, 4 moves: #1:
1...Rf7
2.Nxf6+ gxf6
3.Qxf7+ Kh8
4. Bxf6# #2:
1... fxg5
2.Nxe7# #3:
1...g6
2.Nxe7+ Kg7
3.Qh6# #4:
1...Nxd5
2.Bxd5+ Rf7
3.Qxf7+ Kh8 (3...Kh7 4.Qh5#)
4.Qh5# Hope to see you all next week!
___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 16, 2019 05:16 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2019 05:17 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 16, 2019 05:18 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Nobody at February 16, 2019 05:18 PM (8zK8n)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 05:20 PM (DqSCh)
Posted by: Yo! at February 16, 2019 05:21 PM (NJ8x4)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:21 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Yo! at February 16, 2019 05:22 PM (NJ8x4)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:22 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 16, 2019 05:22 PM (N3JsI)
It's in Yakima, because we wanted to make it a central location to maximize the opportunity for everyone. And in May, a better chance of not getting rained on, compared to if it was on the wet side.
Mark Andrew Edwards is coordinating the names, just email him. Hope to see you there!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2019 05:23 PM (Z+IKu)
Fetch me my whalebone corset and strap me into the lacing machine!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)
Mrs. Muse and I plan on attending.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (N3JsI)
-- Rian Johnson at Soy wars chess pitch meeting
Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (FxJnm)
1. Nxe7+ Qxe7 (forced)
2. Bc4+ Rf7
3. Bxf7+ Qxf7
4. Qxf7+ Kxf7
wins exchange for white. Checks goal ... wrong.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 16, 2019 05:25 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 05:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:21 PM (e7oj4)
I thought that was a young Sofia Vergara.
Either way, I'll take it.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 05:25 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: Yo! at February 16, 2019 05:25 PM (NJ8x4)
Oh great!! I sure hope they likey! And thanks so much again.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:26 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)
Mrs. Muse and I plan on attending.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (ebz3G)
Excellent! I look forward to meeting Mrs. Muse and yourself.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:21 PM (e7oj4)
That's Bollywood actress Chitrangda Singh.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:26 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (FxJnm)
--Don't even get me started on [the lack of] modesty with wedding gowns. OM and I commiserated on it a year or two ago. Wifey had to wear a shawl for the wedding.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:27 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 16, 2019 05:28 PM (FxJnm)
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 16, 2019 05:24 PM (FxJnm)
I remember the Duck Dynasty episode where Willie is trying to help his daughter pick out a prom dress:
Clerk: Why are you returning this one?
Willie: It doesn't have enough material on it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:28 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:26 PM (ebz3G)
--So she's a Sikh?
At any rate, that's Aryan supremacy right there.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:29 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 05:29 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 16, 2019 05:29 PM (FxJnm)
We need a Manhattan Project to perfect Human Catapult Technology!
There is a list on wikipedia and most seem trivial compared to the emergency at the border.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:26 PM (sy5kK)
We're looking forward to it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)
He was in a bad car accident. He was here a few weeks ago to fill us in. I imagine it's a long recovery for him.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
Drat. I see that the easy problem has already been solved.
Sorry.
I have to go out now so you have the MCP all to yourself. I just realised that my second attempt is not working ... I have some other ideas but no time left.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 16, 2019 05:33 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM (UGqF
--As eastern European countries go, Slovakia is pretty religious (Catholic). Don't try to be fast.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:34 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:34 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 16, 2019 05:35 PM (cdo+X)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2019 05:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 05:35 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 05:36 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Filed under "things you don't have to ask me twice".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IC at February 16, 2019 05:37 PM (LJUs+)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:37 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 16, 2019 05:35 PM (cdo+X)
Indigo, maybe?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 05:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: IC at February 16, 2019 05:38 PM (LJUs+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 05:38 PM (wHMIo)
Posted by: IC at February 16, 2019 05:37 PM (LJUs+)
--Not for an age without processed foods.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:38 PM (e7oj4)
I give up on Problem 2.
Look at 1. Bc4 which threatens a double-check (mate). But it looks hellishly complicated. I don't think Nxf6+ works quite.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 16, 2019 05:39 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2019 05:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Interesting.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Can't trust anyone these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2019 05:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 05:43 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 16, 2019 05:43 PM (dyniv)
Interesting.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:41 PM (ZfRYq)
--Those Nigerians did a job Americans won't do.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:44 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 05:44 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 05:44 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 16, 2019 05:44 PM (KeAJH)
That may have been the best TV series evah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 05:45 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 16, 2019 05:45 PM (KeAJH)
Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 16, 2019 05:46 PM (dyniv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 16, 2019 05:46 PM (dyniv)
Do you know what a "pineapple knot" is?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (KeAJH)
That may have been the best TV series evah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
--Feh.
Mad Men may have been the most overrated TV series ever.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 05:48 PM (wHMIo)
https://bit.ly/2NbFgU0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:21 PM (e7oj4)
That's Bollywood actress Chitrangda Singh.
Posted by: OregonMuse.
Do her close friends call her Chit ?
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 05:48 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 05:49 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 05:45 PM (fuK7c)
--Feh.
Mad Men may have been the most overrated TV series ever.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (e7oj4)
Logprof and I will be meeting after school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (BJlbN)
Good question. It looks like we're looking at it from Black's side of the board. Because on the far end, we see Princess Leia (excuse, me General Admiral Lord Goddess Almighty Leia) on what would be the white queen's square.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (ebz3G)
Do her close friends call her Chit ?
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 05:48 PM (90ehy)
Sadly I don't know Chit.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (TAmPV)
https://bit.ly/2NbFgU0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)
--LMAO she looks like Elton John in it.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (ebz3G)
Which would make Vader the queen.
Awkward!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ha at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: The Force at February 16, 2019 05:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 16, 2019 05:35 PM (cdo+X)
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Aniline dyes were first invented at the end of the 1850s and became quite popular. The inventor, a patrotic Frenchman, named two of the colors after the recent victories at Magenta and Solferino.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 16, 2019 05:51 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)
First of all, the thing is butt ugly and her schtick is already wearing thin.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)
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Typically, the Left have no taste whatsoever. If it sparkles, they figure it is classy.
I strongly suspect that the Obama's house looks as though it was decorated from an airport gift shop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2019 05:52 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Ben Had
Somehow, I don't think she likes much.
Ben Had, I made a comment regarding your bull ( along with a tale from my youth) on the Pet thread, but it got willowed.
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (90ehy)
I'm off to the liquor store to stock up for the retirement party!
WooHoo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (fuK7c)
--I've ranted about this on the HQ before.
Overrated =/= bad. It was not a bad show.
Mad Men is almost parallel to the marketing concept itself: It was visually appealing (especially the tasty women), but the characters . . . I just just couldn't get interested in them, either to love or despise.
Lots of sizzle, little steak.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Mike Mitch at February 16, 2019 05:46 PM (dyniv)
A hilarious and raunchy NSFW theory as to what happened to Jussie:
https://twitter.com/hodgetwins/status/1096554384597471232
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (ebz3G)
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They bought their "noose" from Ace Hardware. Ace is the place with helpful hoax prop man!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (xyung)
It's not necessary to follow the link in order to know who she is.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 05:53 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)
I didn't think we allowed ugly-shaming here?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (f3oO4)
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They have taste. It's just that it resides solely in their mouths.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Ha at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (MAstk)
Nah. He'll be like Al Sharpton. Caught dead to rights, makes no difference.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 16, 2019 05:47 PM (BJlbN)
Obviously, Darth Vader's side is black.
But I really dislike non-functional chess sets where you can't tell what piece is what. This is the first one I've seen where you can't even tell which color is which, either. If you don't know Star Wars then you don't know who the good guys (white) and the bad guys (black) are in this set.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (wHMIo)
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She looks really hot in that!
Posted by: 'Wet' Willie Brown at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: The Force at February 16, 2019 05:51
**********
And just what is R2 doing anyway???
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)
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I find your lack of respect disturbing.
*tele-choke*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 05:55 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (VDl91)
I strongly suspect that the Obama's house looks as though it was decorated from an airport gift shop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2019 05:52 PM (KoKdw)
--Let's not pretend that The Donald does not have a tacky side himself. His crib at Trump Tower is made for MTV. It's Melania and Ivanka who provide to touches of class.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (e7oj4)
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Or a Vegas casino.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)
But I really dislike non-functional chess sets where you can't tell what piece is what. This is the first one I've seen where you can't even tell which color is which, either. If you don't know Star Wars then you don't know who the good guys (white) and the bad guys (black) are in this set.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (wHMIo)
I agree, but then I noticed the gold and silver colored bases.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (sdi6R)
One is the national wagyu beef shortage for Michelle.
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2019 05:57 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Hx3Yn)
https://bit.ly/2NbFgU0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)
They didn't just go gaga...one of them picked the jacket out for her to try on.
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 05:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 05:54 PM (wHMIo)
Right. That's why you can't bring your Civil War themed chess set to a sanctioned tournament and expect to be able to use it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:57 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at February 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Tyii7)
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Or a Vegas casino.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Greek restaurant
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2019 05:58 PM (4bd7D)
Interesting.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Can't trust anyone these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2019 05:43 PM (ycWCI)
Not true!
I just got an email from a prince in Nigeria, and he is going to make me rich if I help him!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 16, 2019 05:58 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (VDl91)
--OM posted above that she's from Bollywood.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 05:59 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 05:57 PM (ebz3G)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 05:59 PM (wHMIo)
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2019 06:00 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (VDl91)
--OM posted above that she's from Bollywood.
Posted by: logprof
And her close friends call her Chit.
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:00 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: MAGA at February 16, 2019 06:00 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)
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Nice. Of course the Trek side would win.
How about a Mirror Universe/Regular Universe set?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 06:01 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (VDl91)
--OM posted above that she's from Bollywood.
Posted by: logprof
And her close friends call her Chit.
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:00 PM (90ehy)
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She looks like the actress that played Deanna Troi
Posted by: MAGA at February 16, 2019 06:01 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (sdi6R)
I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Damn, am I observant, or what?!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 06:01 PM (wHMIo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 06:01 PM (kQs4Y)
Three dimensional. Because of course.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (t+qrx)
https://bit.ly/2NaTFjw
My favorite: Job - Hebrew country music song.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Or Hawaiian Court-themed. Those black-robed pieces all think they have the powers of the queen!
Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (CMq2e)
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Marina Sirtis. I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (Hx3Yn)
Awkward!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 05:50 PM (t+qrx)
He is the queen. The emperor is the king.
Par for the course for Star Wars.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (wHMIo)
Long before my deportation to the San Francisco Bay area, I was the beneficiary of six years of grammar school classical piano lessons which shaped my musical preference for longer-form instrumental music.
Luckily, there's a classical music radio station, KDFC, in the area that I listen to a good bit of. It is a station of its time and place. Around midday, the woman announcer takes requests from her audience members. After hearing their sly progressive innuendos and insertions for many years, I concluded that I had earned myself a bit of fun.
So, off to their website I go wherein I located the "make a request" form wherein I type my request, to wit: "My masculinity is in need of a giddy-up. So please cut the theme from "The Magnificent Seven" out of your musical corral and let it go for a good long gallop."
( N.B. This took a substantial bit of effort because I don't keystroke well and it's even worse when I'm a-giggling.)
So, a couple of days later I get back home from a bit of exercise just in time to hear my request being announced. But as we probably all know, Progressives are all the time progressiving, so the "My masculinity is in need of a giddy-up" part of my request ended up on the microphone room floor probably due to time constraints or maybe ideological ones or maybe both.
Who really knows ???
Posted by: 11B40 at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (evgyj)
Oh yeah, there's a hella disturbance in me right now, yo.
Posted by: The Force at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (sdi6R)
Of course the bad guys are all on the enlisted side. Figures.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: jwpaine at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (odzEc)
1. Bc4 Nxd5
2. Bxd5+ Rf2
3. Qxf2+ Kh8
4. Qh5#
I missed the idea of Qh5# ...
If 1. ... Rf2 then the win is one move faster. Any other move (e.g. fxg5) for black loses to Nxf6# (or Nxe7#) because of the double check.
Posted by: Off the reservation at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: MAGA at February 16, 2019 06:01 PM (I5LRE)
That had not occurred to me but I think you're right.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 06:04 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fine young handsome black cannibal' at February 16, 2019 06:04 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 06:05 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Song of Solomon - Go ask your parents.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 06:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 16, 2019 06:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: 11B40 at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (evgyj)
I don't know but it made me laugh!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 06:07 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: rickl
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The knights are really poor shots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2019 06:07 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2019 06:08 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 06:08 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2019 06:09 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 16, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
Yeah, I think my upper thigh is that big. Sheeshh...
Posted by: Jewells45
That's the way they used to grow 'em. My mom said she had an 18" waist when she got married at 18.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:10 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 16, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
and *POOF!*, a new hash!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:10 PM (sy5kK)
Well, here are a few:
Clinton declared a National Emergency to protect the Burmese.
Bush declared a National Emergency to protect the Belarusians.
Obama declared a National Emergency to protect the Burundians.
President Trump has declared a National Emergency to protect...Americans.
I think I can see why the Left is upset.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2019 06:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:11 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at February 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:11 PM (dUJdY)
Oh yeah, there's a hella disturbance in me right now, yo.
Posted by: The Force at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
He's next door to C3PO and R2, on Luke's back, in the knight position.
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 06:11 PM (9/vGE)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:10 PM (sy5kK)
Yes, I'm not sure I like it. I want my money back.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (t+qrx)
Well, here are a few:
Clinton declared a National Emergency to protect the Burmese.
Bush declared a National Emergency to protect the Belarusians.
Obama declared a National Emergency to protect the Burundians.
President Trump has declared a National Emergency to protect...Americans.
I think I can see why the Left is upset.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2019 06:11 PM (0tfLf)
I don't know whether to laugh ... or cry.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: monkey at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (FTPVM)
Just about the span of my finger tips.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (sdi6R)
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Ahhhh. The Camelot of the Obama days reborn!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (Hx3Yn)
--*SIGH* Troi pitched many a tent for me.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:14 PM (e7oj4)
Interesting.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 05:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Can't trust anyone these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2019 05:43 PM (ycWCI)
Not true!
I just got an email from a prince in Nigeria, and he is going to make me rich if I help him!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Duuuuude. You got an email from those two Nigerian brothers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:14 PM (LDbTO)
He was in a bad car accident. He was here a few weeks ago to fill us in. I imagine it's a long recovery for him.
Posted by: Jewells45
An illegal crashed into him whilst trying to steal the onion from his belt.
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:15 PM (90ehy)
Well, here are a few:
Clinton declared a National Emergency to protect the Burmese.
Bush declared a National Emergency to protect the Belarusians.
Obama declared a National Emergency to protect the Burundians.
President Trump has declared a National Emergency to protect...Americans.
I think I can see why the Left is upset.
Posted by: Diogenes
I don't know whether to laugh ... or cry.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Load magazines.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:16 PM (LDbTO)
Yeah, I think my upper thigh is that big. Sheeshh...
Posted by: Jewells45
Go on........
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:16 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (xzqr4)
Remind her that her memaw had to elope to marry a white man that her granddad sold off for 44 40 rifle and allon of whiskey!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2019 06:16 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:10 PM (sy5kK)
Yes, I'm not sure I like it. I want my money back.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (aS1PU)
I know, right? When I got my new hash with the new modem, it is just one "k" short of a white hood.
It's like your nickname that your friends give you. One cannot select their own nickname. Nor one's hash.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)
167 I know that chess was played for over 1000 years before they were invented in the 19th century, but for my money you can't beat the Staunton pieces. There have been slight tweaks and variations since then, but it's design perfection.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah well no offense, but chess can't hold a candle to bocce ball.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fine young handsome black cannibal' at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: monkey at February 16, 2019 06:12 PM (FTPVM)
Sting? Is that you?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)
He is with us this weekend but is holed up in his room and will not speak to me.
Looking at the positives, I won't have to send a zillion dollars to some college to screw him up.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip
In a Star Trek set, the pawns would be red shirts.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM
You have an issue with that?
Posted by: J. Random Midshipman 2/C, USNA at February 16, 2019 06:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 06:19 PM (/rm4P)
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Ahhhh. The Camelot of the Obama days reborn!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Man Progs love to bow and scrape to the elites of Europe! I am waiting for the Revolution Victory Apology Tour!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2019 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:20 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (sdi6R)
Concur. There's a reason why the Staunton design has been *the* standard for chess pieces for over 150 years.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 06:21 PM (ebz3G)
Man Progs love to bow and scrape to the elites of Europe!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2019 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
Except for their abortion laws, curiously enough.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:20 PM (e7oj4)
JAPS IN SPACE
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v)
He has a point. Having an elderly retarded pervert in the position of vice president was embarrassing.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 16, 2019 06:23 PM (PuNSu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)
I get a new hash from my ISP every few days. Plus, I regularly use a VPN, so you may call me:
"The Man of 1,000 Hashes"
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 06:24 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2019 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
Except for their abortion laws, curiously enough.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:22 PM (sdi6R)
And their wage laws.
Posted by: Surfperch implores you to donate to Ace and keep the blog alive at February 16, 2019 06:24 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2019 06:20 PM (JFO2v)
--I would love to see Matteo Salvini slap ol' Pluggo around and call him a bitch.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:25 PM (e7oj4)
In a Star Trek set, the pawns would be red shirts.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (LDbTO)
Got me rickb223. I laughed out loud.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)
Right?! People were saying you couldn't see 2 ft. in front of you. Here's a thought....THEN DON'T GO SO DAMN FAST!
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM
"Hey, baby, hey baby" and "Hubba, hubba" are traditional.
For something more modern, perhaps "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2019 06:26 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2019 06:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 16, 2019 06:26 PM (PuNSu)
Posted by: Ever at February 16, 2019 06:27 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:18 PM (LDbTO)
Got me rickb223. I laughed out loud.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
My job here is complete.
I brought a smile to a Moron.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:28 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 06:28 PM (RVcmP)
-
Ahhhh. The Camelot of the Obama days reborn!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Do those Nigerian brothers have any of that clothesline left over?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 06:28 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM
"Hey, baby, hey baby" and "Hubba, hubba" are traditional.
For something more modern, perhaps "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Heaven is missing an angel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: Ever
Maybe they're trying to trick us into walking around naked.
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (90ehy)
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Yeah, the horror of building a wall to protect Americans justifies anything!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 06:28 PM (ZfRYq)
--At least no ads in Spanish with gitch.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 05:35 PM (iIvhJ)
If you're still here, yes, absolutely!!
I enjoyed the one you had a couple years ago. Was wondering how Dangergirl and hubby were doing.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:30 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 16, 2019 06:26 PM (PuNSu)
--Is it o-pun season yet?
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:30 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ever at February 16, 2019 06:27 PM (1Zh0U)
I've never seen a t-shirt ad here at all. I usually get clickbait or ads for hotels or new developments in my area.
Posted by: Surfperch implores you to donate to Ace and keep the blog alive at February 16, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 06:28 PM (RVcmP)
It wasn't the 'oil bath' that was going to feel so good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2019 06:30 PM (ycWCI)
when I was a kid in the great white north mom and dad only had rear wheel drive vehicles and never missed something because of snow. learn to drive, pump the breaks, think ahead.
this is literally the snowflaking of modern America
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM
"Hey, baby, hey baby" and "Hubba, hubba" are traditional.
For something more modern, perhaps "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Heaven is missing an angel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (LDbTO)
--Are you a beaver?
Because DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:31 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:31 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: logprof
Spanish eyeglasses ad:
Que Miras Pendejo?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:32 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:32 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ever at February 16, 2019 06:33 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:29 PM (LDbTO)
--Are you a beaver?
Because DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:31 PM (e7oj4)
Hey, baby, you're like five sig figs of pi...
3.1415-fine
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (xyung)
gitch ?
Is she related to Chit ?
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:31 PM (90ehy)
--A couple of years ago the HQ had some ads on the left hand side in Spanish with women's underwear on it. It think it was for some "female health" products IIRC.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: 11B40 at February 16, 2019 06:03 PM (evgyj)
..........................................................................................
The Shadow, that's who.....
Posted by: Lump at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (x8ooW)
--Is it o-pun season yet?
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:30 PM (e7oj4)
I'll pun-t that one off.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (PuNSu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)
Someone has gone to war with him starting with his advertisers. I'm trying to get some more transparency so we can maybe help.
It's bad. He said he might be offline in a couple of months.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (5ZOJ/)
--
I hear Slovakian girls are fast. What should I say?
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM
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Do you like my bulges?
Posted by: Yortuk Festrunk at February 16, 2019 06:36 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2019 05:56 PM (VDl91)
I thought she looked like a young Sofia Vergara.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:36 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (MTjB1)
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FWIW, Aldis sells most if not all of them year round for about $2 a package.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 16, 2019 06:36 PM (5ZOJ/)
Posted by: Lump at February 16, 2019 06:34 PM (x8ooW)
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Lamont Cranston? No, there's no Lamont Cranston here.
Posted by: The Shadow, on the telephone at February 16, 2019 06:37 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Ever at February 16, 2019 06:33 PM (1Zh0U)
Really? I almost always get ads telling me how this one neat trick will save me money on car insurance.
Posted by: Surfperch implores you to donate to Ace and keep the blog alive at February 16, 2019 06:37 PM (tVQUs)
Lots of ideas floated yesterday. I'm absolutely ready to do my part to help.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at F
you know that is worth something, however, that is one more thing I am not allowed to purchase since I find their politics revolting.
fuckers
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM
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That you're a wild and crazy guy?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 16, 2019 06:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Surfperch
Impersonate an illegal ?
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:38 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: sonobi at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (MwiFE)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 06:06 PM (t+qrx)
That's one part of the Bible they didn't really want to talk about.
Posted by: clutch at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: sonobi at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (MwiFE)
Help us, overdone Sonobi.
You're our only hope.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (/rm4P)
It's bad. He said he might be offline in a couple of months.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (fuK7c)
Oh shit! I missed this. What happened?
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Surfperch
Impersonate an illegal ?
Posted by: JT at F
lol. get a good tan. get fake birth certificate. go to california, get drivers license. get rid of insurance. learn hit and run is your friend.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:40 PM (MTjB1)
The other night coming home from work, I had no problem until I got to my driveway which had only an inch of wet slush on it. I got halfway up and could go no further. I had to get out the shovel and clear it off.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 06:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at F
was referring to girl scouts. guessing that if they are selling gs cookies at aldis then the girl scouts are getting a share.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:41 PM (MTjB1)
I had a 23 inch waist, which for modern times is fairly small, until I had kids. I remember because when my mom made me watch Gone With the Wind Scarlett was upset because her waist was 23 inches *after* the baby was born. Lets just say that modern clothes are *not* made for a nearly hourglass figure.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 16, 2019 06:41 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 16, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/y56gd6jx
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 06:41 PM (9/vGE)
It does look like I am getting only clickbait ads now. Used to get all sorts of things.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ZfRYq)
The other day when it was snowing, I sorta did a little "Tokyo Drift" J-turn parallel park job.
Pulled it off flawlessly, and there wasn't any other cars near enough to worry about... but it was still kinda stupid.
Awesome.
But stupid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:42 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Surfperch
Impersonate an illegal ?
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:38 PM (90ehy)
There's only one way to find out, ese.
Posted by: Surfperch Undocumented Illegal Migrant Worker who isn't Surfperch at February 16, 2019 06:42 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:41 PM (MTjB1)
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No, no, sorry. Aldis has store brand generics of girl scout cookies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:42 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (FhXTo)
Someone has gone to war with him starting with his advertisers. I'm trying to get some more transparency so we can maybe help.
It's bad. He said he might be offline in a couple of months.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (fuK7c)
Wait, what???? When did all this happen?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (eHr7C)
doing so would send everyone a good message.
then boycott everyone that boycotted him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (Pg+x7)
All I have to do now is figure out how to sell stuff on ebay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (xyung)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (ebz3G)
Posted by: Flounder at February 16, 2019 05:30 PM
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That you're a wild and crazy guy?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
"I am here to pump...you up!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at F
very nice. get the cookies, screw the girl scouts. you the man.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The Shadow
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Do you think Margo Lane put out?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:45 PM (xyung)
I'm thinking of something along those lines. Got some great suggestions last night for Horde related stuff. Looking into what I need to get it done.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 16, 2019 06:46 PM (dUJdY)
--
someone
needs to simply let everyone know how much the boss needs. surely
there are enough morons to float this here blog through subscriptions.
doing so would send everyone a good message.
then boycott everyone that boycotted him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM
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Exactly.
Tell me where to point my monthly installment (nohomo), and I'm there.
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 06:46 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:46 PM (xyung)
I had frequent hour long , very tense trips in the snow after work. When I finally got home I would let loose in the empty parking lot and do donuts and drifts to release the built up tension.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 16, 2019 06:46 PM (2DOZq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOVSvnaxe4k
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth
I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating a brownie.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:47 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2019 06:47 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (MTjB1)
^^^ this right here.
forget just us miscreants who comment here... the site's got a lot more loyal visitors and lurkers. Add social media and word of mouth, and I bet we could hurt some of the smaller companies more than they think the Weaponized Delicacy Brigades can hurt them.
Or... conversely... the advertisers could simply not be a bunch of dickslit pantywaist sissytits, continue advertising here, and see a Chic-Fil-A effect the likes of which few have ever witnessed.... (outside of Chic-Fil-A, at least)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:48 PM (Ct55T)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379676
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at F
your word is good enough for me. give me a number.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM
Ace brought it up yesterday. See his comments in the threads from 3:12 PM and 5:54 PM posts.
What's worrisome is that Ace seemed pretty discouraged about it.
Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2019 06:48 PM (786Ro)
doing so would send everyone a good message.
then boycott everyone that boycotted him.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Exactly.
Tell me where to point my monthly installment (nohomo), and I'm there.
Posted by: irright
I'm in for what I can.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:49 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: rickb223 at F
lol. good that you said cub scouts and not boy scouts.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:49 PM (MTjB1)
There were some great suggestions on the threads. I'm very partial to a completely separate Woke site that says all the right things and gets all kinds of The Right Thoughts advertisers to bring in cash to keep the HQ running.
I think ace would have a blast, too. We'd have to play it straight as commenters and not give the slightest hint that we were doing it for any reasons other than our true beliefs in The Cause, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:49 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 16, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (Pg+x7)
It's bad. He said he might be offline in a couple of months.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2019 06:35 PM (fuK7c)
Oh shit! I missed this. What happened?
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (cF8AT)
What happened? Ace was expressing his right to free speech on a private blog, his many readers commented using their free speech rights. and some Commie/Prog/Lefties have now made it their mission to get AoS closed down. They pushed Google (?) and they took away advertising revenue.
I know Ace is taking a well-deserved weekend off, but I hope he is able to get involved with the Amazon referral program. It would be a steady source of revenue, assuming us Morons go to AoS first before clicking through to Amazon and buying stuff.
Alternatively, someone could win PowerBall and donate a couple of million to Ace. Honestly, you wouldn't miss it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
doing so would send everyone a good message.
then boycott everyone that boycotted him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (MTjB1)
I agree, Ace should post a plan of action to keep this thing going. For all the time I spend here and the enjoyment I receive, I sure ante up for a subscription. Alternatively, Ace could start selling cruise line tickets, I understand there's a real viable market there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (f3oO4)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379814
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:46 PM (xyung)
What am I supposed to be looking at here? I just see a thread.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: sonobi at February 16, 2019 06:51 PM (MwiFE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:49 PM (xyung)
I nominate the site name, "The Clog and Stein". Like an old timey English pub. Lefties love that Euroweenie shit.
Have a little logo of a Dutch shoe and a German drinking vessel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:51 PM (Ct55T)
doing so would send everyone a good message.
then boycott everyone that boycotted him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:43 PM (MTjB1)
I agree, Ace should post a plan of action to keep this thing going. For all the time I spend here and the enjoyment I receive, I sure ante up for a subscription. Alternatively, Ace could start selling cruise line tickets, I understand there's a real viable market there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (f3oO4)
I know someone here has already talked about selling HQ swag, but it's been on my mind for a while as well and would love to provide the Boss with another income stream.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:52 PM (eHr7C)
doing so would send everyone a good message.
then boycott everyone that boycotted him.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Exactly.
Tell me where to point my monthly installment (nohomo), and I'm there.
Posted by: irright
I'm in for what I can.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 06:49 PM (LDbTO)
I've pledged $0.25 per article. It looks like I'll be in for $50 at the end of the month if Ace keeps up his current pace.
Posted by: Surfperch, Donate to Ace and Save the Blog at February 16, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (f3oO4)
IANAL, but there may be some minor legal ramifications centered around sailing about international waters with an actual skull and crossbones on your jack....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:53 PM (Ct55T)
no one fucks with the hq.
first we get the money then we get revenge.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 06:48 PM (MTjB1)
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I don't think anyone really knows, but I'm going to send at least $5-$10 his way every month. If the regulars all did that I'm sure* it would cover any lost advertisers.
* I have no idea if this is true or not, nor did I sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night. I just think $500 or so bucks every months would be a good start and incentive for him to not take away the only place I talk to people online.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:53 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:50 P
Look in the threads that begin:
"Twitter User Asks Alexandria ..."
posted at 3:12 PM
and
"Jason Chafetz: Breakfast Club Evita's Story About Why Her Boyfriend ... "
posted at 5:54 PM
Posted by: Hands at February 16, 2019 06:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (eHr7C)
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ctl+f "ace" and it should get you to one of the posts where he talks about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:54 PM (xyung)
happened? Ace was expressing his right to free speech on a private
blog, his many readers commented using their free speech rights. and
some Commie/Prog/Lefties have now made it their mission to get AoS
closed down. They pushed Google (?) and they took away advertising
revenue.
I know Ace is taking a well-deserved weekend off, but I hope he is
able to get involved with the Amazon referral program. It would be a
steady source of revenue, assuming us Morons go to AoS first before
clicking through to Amazon and buying stuff.
Alternatively, someone could win PowerBall and donate a couple of million to Ace. Honestly, you wouldn't miss it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
There's an Amazon link at the top right of the home page.
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 06:55 PM (9/vGE)
Because God wants us to learn from our mistakes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)
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That's right, Jussie. Dig the hole deeper. And vote Biden!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 16, 2019 06:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: clutch at February 16, 2019 06:39 PM (kiSdp)
--That, and the Rape of Dinah.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:56 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
At one time the Amazon Store link was working, but IIRC, it usually had an aos tag in the header (url) which doesn't seem to be there now, so Bezos might be a dick in more ways then one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 06:57 PM (f3oO4)
You can pay more and get more so if Ace threw in a handy now and then who knows how much he can make a month.
After all, we are not communists.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2019 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)
How do you say yowza in Hindi?
Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2019 06:47 PM (FhXTo)
--Singh = Sikh
Say it in Punjabi for bonus points
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 06:58 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: pep at February 16, 2019 06:59 PM (T6t7i)
Most prominent is African Americans of all income levels and educational backgrounds.
Second group is pasty white liberals who are Harry Potter fans.
Posted by: blaster, Abolish FBI at February 16, 2019 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Leviticus - STOP DOING GROSS STUFF.
Numbers - Israel makes a wrong turn near Mt. Sinai, refuses to ask for directions.
Deuteronomy - I SAID STOP DOING GROSS STUFF GOSH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
https://bit.ly/2NaTFjw
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 06:59 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:53 PM (Ct55T)
1. Sell cruise line tickets in the Caribbean
2. Hoist the AoS flag in international waters
3. Profit
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)
After all, we are not communists.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at F
not sure getting handies from a guy whose hands are all scarred, cut, and bandaged from hanging a shelf would make much money.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 06:55 PM (9/vGE)
He said it hasn't worked in a while.
Which raises the question: why is it still up? Because people said they've been using it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (t+qrx)
I nominate the site name, "The Clog and Stein". Like an old timey English pub. Lefties love that Euroweenie shit.
Have a little logo of a Dutch shoe and a German drinking vessel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2019 06:51 PM (Ct55T)
--You owe me a sip of beer for that.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (e7oj4)
That's Bollywood actress Chitrangda Singh.
How do you say yowza in Hindi?
Posted by: DaveA
Meh. Kind of a horseface if you ask me.
Posted by: pep at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 16, 2019 07:01 PM (PUmDY)
Babylon Bee has thoughtfully provided a book by book summary of the
Bible for people who haven't the time to read the whole thing.
https://bit.ly/2NaTFjw
My favorite: Job - Hebrew country music song.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 16, 2019 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)
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Whoopsies.
Sorry. True Morons don't read the thread. Moose out front etc. etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:01 PM (xyung)
Which raises the question: why is it still up? Because people said they've been using it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (t+qrx)
My bad. Thought it still worked.
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 07:01 PM (9/vGE)
How do you say yowza in Hindi?
Posted by: DaveA
Meh. Kind of a horseface if you ask me.
Posted by: pep
Her close friends call her Chitalong lil' dogie .
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 07:02 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 07:01 PM (9/vGE)
So did a few people on the threads from yesterday evening; it's still there and there's no indication that it hasn't been working.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:02 PM (t+qrx)
Thanks for creating the Quote Unf*cker. It's my home page and the tab stays open constantly.
You'll be amused that my youngest came in one day and asked how you pronounce it. I told him it wasn't English. I don't think he believed me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:03 PM (xyung)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:03 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: pep at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (T6t7i)
--Your Man Card is hereby forfeit
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 07:04 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:03 PM (xyung)
No problem, happy it's useful for someone. I put it together because I was sick of squinting at the phone trying to figure out which quote mark was breaking a post.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:04 PM (t+qrx)
There's an Amazon link at the top right of the home page.
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 06:55 PM (9/vGE)
By gosh, there it is!
Going to buy something anyway, now Ace gets a shekel or two.
Somehow I missed it. Too much good content here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
I guess it depends on the browser, I clicked on the Amazon Store like and got
https://www.amazon.com/?tag=aoshq-20
where I believe that the "aoshq-20" is the payment link to Ace, so any Amazon purchase should be made through "The AoSHQ Amazon Store" top right hand corner of the ace.mu.nu start page!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:05 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 07:06 PM (ePWRo)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?
blog=86&post=379832#c30307853
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?
blog=86&post=379832#c30307889
The commies and the globalists are winning on every front. Trump and Ace are just speed bumps. The progs have total control of the culture, including government and corporate culture.
Once enough of us old white people die off, it's over. And that's exactly what the Left is counting on. I think a large reason for Obamacare was to hasten the process.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:06 PM (sdi6R)
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I know nothing about how this works. How much would a site get from being the gateway to an amazon purchase?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:07 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Ha at February 16, 2019 07:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Vendette at February 16, 2019 07:01 PM (9/vGE)
So did a few people on the threads from yesterday evening; it's still there and there's no indication that it hasn't been working.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:02 PM (t+qrx)
Dang it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 07:00 PM (MTjB1)
I'm sure someone would pay good money for it.
Posted by: Surfperch, Donate to Ace and Save the Blog at February 16, 2019 07:09 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 07:09 PM (ePWRo)
But Media went with it. Because they hate Deplorables nearly as much as Orange Man.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2019 07:09 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 07:09 PM (/rm4P)
How do you say yowza in Hindi?
Posted by: DaveA
Meh. Kind of a horseface if you ask me.
Posted by: pep
Neigh!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM (LDbTO)
I look for the "aoshq-20" in the Amazon order url string, which I could see using Firefox. That seems to guarantee Ace gets some coin. I could not find that tag using PaleMoon (but cannot guarantee that operator error did not influenced this), so I don't know if he'd get the credit via a locked down browser.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:03 PM (RVcmP)
Wouldn't a patreon account cover this?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM (eHr7C)
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I for one have zero interest in watching ace try on Sailor Moon outfits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:11 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:11 PM (iIvhJ)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379832
and my understanding was that it hasn't worked in a while. But I guess I can't find any evidence either way now.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2019 07:12 PM (AllCR)
But Media went with it. Because they hate Deplorables nearly as much as Orange Man.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2019 07:09 PM (1UZdv)
You mean Chicago isn't MAGA country??
*the more you know*
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:12 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 16, 2019 07:13 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:11 PM (xyung)
I mean, I'd watch, but I can tell you right now my heart wouldn't be in it, and it would be pretty obvious.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:13 PM (t+qrx)
maybe the amazon link is broken on the other end (the part where amazon pays Ace)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 16, 2019 07:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2019 07:14 PM (FhXTo)
Direct action.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:14 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:11 PM (xyung)
I mean, I'd watch, but I can tell you right now my heart wouldn't be in it, and it would be pretty obvious.
Posted by: hogmartin at F
would open it in another window and start the vid but would mute it and leave the room.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:15 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: sonobi at February 16, 2019 07:15 PM (MwiFE)
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Wouldn't a patreon account cover this?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM
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If I need one to auto send money, I will get it. If Ace needs one, that's up to him. (and I'm in) (however, I've heard they are lefties who will deplatform their hated enemies)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:16 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:15 PM (eHr7C)
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I think it's probably one of the safer Japanese (maybe, never actually seen it) cartoons. Some superhero girl that does stuff and then things happen. Or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:16 PM (xyung)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 16, 2019 07:14 PM (KCxzN)
Guessing that's the case. Also n.b.
https://www.amazon.com/?tag=i-made-this-up
works just fine too and gives no indication that nobody gets an affiliate buck for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM
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If I need one to auto send money, I will get it. If Ace needs one, that's up to him. (and I'm in) (however, I've heard they are lefties who will deplatform their hated enemies)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:16 PM (RVcmP)
Sorry, it just popped in my head.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:17 PM (eHr7C)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3468209
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)
I have noscript active in PaleMoon which does NOT appear to have the "aoshq-20" in an order via Ace, BUT same operation in a wide open Firefox, the "aoshq-20" tag does seem to appear. You would think that this tag would be part of the Amazon payment ecosystem. YMMV
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:18 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 16, 2019 07:16 PM (xyung)
--cosplay fodder
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 07:18 PM (e7oj4)
Direct action.
I had to think about that for a minute.,
Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2019 07:18 PM (ePWRo)
If you would stop interrupting I would love to tell you about Sailor Moon.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 16, 2019 07:18 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:03 PM (RVcmP)
I think if you go through the 'Paypal donate' button on the top left and use a debit/cc...somewhere along the checkout process it asks if you want to make it 'one time' or 'monthly'.
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
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Sorry, it just popped in my head.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:17 PM
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No problem. I'm just looking for a way me to auto-pay AOSHQ monthly. Will me getting a patreon account allow this?
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:20 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:20 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 07:20 PM (kQs4Y)
So too the initial reporting on the kids in DC with the MAGA hats.
Sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2019 07:20 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:18 PM (f3oO4)
Yes, but change the tag to something else and see what happens. It doesn't say anywhere on the page that anyone's getting an affiliate fee whether you include a tag, don't include one, or just make one up. By itself, the tag doesn't show that there's payment on the other side like AltonJackson said.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:21 PM (t+qrx)
Write often Dennis Prager' s saying Fear of the Left is the biggest motivation factor today.
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2019 07:21 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 16, 2019 07:21 PM (PUmDY)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3468209
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
--All true.
Gotta approach libtards with the feelz, not the realz.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 07:21 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F
by "blow" do you mean coke or irrumatio?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 16, 2019 07:20 PM (kQs4Y)
We're at the part where the stripper shows up only it's a jittery livestream of Ace in a Sailor Moon costume.
I think. Image is pretty choppy.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:23 PM (t+qrx)
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I
think if you go through the 'Paypal donate' button on the top left and
use a debit/cc...somewhere along the checkout process it asks if you
want to make it 'one time' or 'monthly'.
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
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I have tried that more than once and not seen any opportunity to do so. The thing is, I already do this with another site and it works. I cannot figure out how to do it here.
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:23 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 16, 2019 07:24 PM (ebz3G)
would explain why he is having such a hard time.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 16, 2019 07:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F
I thought that was the ONT
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 07:24 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: fluffy at February 16, 2019 07:24 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Very safe course of action.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2019 07:24 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2019 07:25 PM (90ehy)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:10 PM
Latest report is that Patreon CEO has said the business plan is unsustainable and they are getting behind on paying. They have also gotten on the deplatforming bandwagon, which is unlikely to improve their outlook.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 16, 2019 07:25 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: irright at February 16, 2019 07:23 PM (RVcmP)
As far as I know it has to be offered as a recurring option from the vendor's side (i.e. whoever sets up the checkout).
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:25 PM (t+qrx)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3468209
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
--All true.
Gotta approach libtards with the feelz, not the realz.
Posted by: logprof at February 16, 2019 07:21 PM (e7oj4)
This is why I have come to despise Christianity as it is taught today. All "love your neighbor" and no "fight evil."
And anybody who says they're Christian yet support the Democrats is a fake.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:25 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 07:25 PM (DqSCh)
Posted by: fluffy at February 16, 2019 07:24 PM (dCRRg)
Oh yeah.
Welp. Gonna give it the ol' college try here.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 07:25 PM (DqSCh)
You could take a nap or go do something else. I often skip the movie threads, as I have no idea what they're talking about.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 16, 2019 07:30 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2019 07:31 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 07:32 PM (DqSCh)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:34 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2019 07:35 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2019 07:35 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2019 07:31 PM (kufk0)
Thanks for the clarification. I wasn't sure if anyone knew where that was going. Ace notionally is in charge of the website. How long has it been since the link has been paying someone else? Why hasn't he removed it or changed it in that time? I can kick in to the Paypal tip jar, but I can't donate Give A Fuck. You kind of have to front that yourself.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:39 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:39 PM (iIvhJ)
Standing by, thank you.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 07:32 PM (DqSCh)
Thanks. I'm doing OK. I had another CAT scan on Wednesday, and will find out the results at my next treatment next Wednesday. I'm also going in for cataract surgery on my left eye on Monday.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Look at upper left hand corner;
click on Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! link;
Voila, an appeal from Ace appears;
Read it, vow to drink cheaper booze, then contribute!
Ace apparently believes that Paypal still works!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:43 PM (f3oO4)
I just got thrown into Twitter jail for telling a celebrity Jussie supporter that she's racist. Yay!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2019 07:43 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2019 07:47 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2019 07:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:49 PM (iIvhJ)
I haz the sadz
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:51 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2019 07:47 PM (kufk0)
Well it worked anyhow, I am much poorer after reading that.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:52 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 07:52 PM (DqSCh)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 16, 2019 07:54 PM (eHr7C)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:56 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:52 PM (f3oO4)
Anybody else suddenly feeling an insatiable desire to fill your closet with row upon row of Banana Republic brand Urban Culottes™?
...anybody?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ronster at February 16, 2019 08:01 PM (DqSCh)
...anybody?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 07:58 PM (t+qrx)
To be fair, the creases in mine are no longer well defined, so I guess I'll have to make a bulk purchase just to be safe.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 08:01 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 08:03 PM (iIvhJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2019 07:56 PM (iIvhJ)
Thanks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 08:11 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 16, 2019 07:47 PM (kufk0)
Well it worked anyhow, I am much poorer after reading that.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 16, 2019 07:52 PM (f3oO4)
Worked for me, too! I'm long over-due so i paid up my $1 4x a year for....a lot of years. Thanks Ace, hope this helps some.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2019 08:14 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 08:18 PM (t+qrx)
Things are same old. Work and then to mom's to help with her care. Husband is better and back to work. (Not sure if I mentioned about that to you in email- but one of the reasons 'my life is insanity').
I'm here a lot, but usually just lurking. (Can't comment from work). Lately I've been here when i get up for work at abt 1/4 to dark. Skip and I exchange breakfast ideas.
On weekends when I'm here at mom's, I am often up all nite if she is restless, i try to keep up with the ONT. You all comment so fast! My fingers on my phone are too slow.
I saw that you got to the NoVaMoMe. So cool!
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2019 08:37 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 16, 2019 08:45 PM (BqBId)
I hope you'll be able to come to one of the MoMes. We've done a few out here in southeast Michigan, but that would be a bit of a drive for you. I'll be sure to keep you on the list though - we'd love it if you could come out or even organize one over where you are. There are quite a few commenters in the area. The NoVAMoMe was absolutely fun on a bun and I'm really glad I was lucky enough to get out there for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 08:49 PM (t+qrx)
cheese-head-y fun!
Husband was in a car accident last summer, caused by a seizure, caused by a -get this- baseball sized brain tumor (that was previously unknown!). Non-cancerous. Surgery, lots of therapy appts, mandatory no driving for 3 months (he's a truck driver) so no working either. That was.....insane.
He's fully recovered and driving again. Yay!
I'm still hoping to make a trip to grand rapids to visit friends, if i do i will shoot you an email. And if a mome happens here, you should come! Are there prizes for morons and 'ettes that go to more than one in a year? Hah.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2019 09:04 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 16, 2019 09:04 PM (Z/jzm)
Attending even one in a year is its own prize.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2019 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: steve at February 16, 2019 09:22 PM (TTy55)
413 He's the guy with Yoda on his back. Knight.
Posted by: Funkotron at February 16, 2019 09:36 PM (58Y0p)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2019 09:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: test[\s] at February 17, 2019 02:01 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: test at February 17, 2019 02:01 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 17, 2019 04:39 PM (FLiOE)
And agree that the dark side's knights and rooks are too hard to tell apart. Perhaps the rooks should have been capital ships (the Millennium Falcon v. a Star Destroyer or Death Star.)
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