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Justice4Jussie Update: "Hate Crime Victim" Hires Harvey Weinstein's Public Relations Firm, For Some Reason

Interesting!





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:06 PM




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1 Nah.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 05:03 PM (QDnY+)

2 Hmm.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 05:03 PM (QDnY+)

3 his phone records from within an hour of the attack?

What does that even mean?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:03 PM (/tuJf)

4 "Any redacted information was intended to protect the privacy of personal contacts or high-profile individuals not relevant to the attack."

Sounds important! I bet he's a secret agent.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 05:04 PM (IqOTP)

5 Not much to say about this one.


The idiotic hoaxes of the racists and authoritarians now are so lame and transparent they self-destruct before delivery.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

6 Basically, the cops wanted his call detail records from his phone. He didn't want to unlock his phone, and the cops can't go to the carrier to get them without a warrant. So, he had to sign off on the request.

He probably gave them an hour on either side, and they went back to the carrier and pulled those records, which would prove who he was talking to at the alleged time it occurred, and possibly which tower he was connected to.

Posted by: grognard at February 13, 2019 05:05 PM (L3c+B)

7 Busted

Posted by: Redenzo at February 13, 2019 05:05 PM (14qvS)

8 LOL 'Sunshine Sacks'

That's some quality ball sacks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

9 Does Jussie have a ficus?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:05 PM (pw+jk)

10 Doesn't every victim of a hate crime hire a PR firm? I'm surprised he waited this long.

Posted by: pep at February 13, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)

11 Uh. High profile? Not so many people high profile enough to risk jail for.

Starting to wonder where President Boyfriend was that night.

Posted by: trev006 at February 13, 2019 05:06 PM (Prldh)

12 Next he'll hire Gloria Alred or her oozing daughter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

13 I'm telling you, his Grindr hook-up took a violent turn.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 05:06 PM (VLXcj)

14 But but but he just appeared on Good Morning America to let us know all about how bravely he fought off his attackers. It must have happened exactly the way he made it up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (OLCnA)

15 He's already famous, therefore it's more of a sign of mental illness rather than an attention seeking motive.

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (Hucnr)

16 The idiotic hoaxes of the racists and authoritarians now are so lame and transparent they self-destruct before delivery.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

The risk:reward ratio hasn't changed, so why not give it a shot? He probably got more attention from this than from any other acting gig he's done.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (IqOTP)

17 Sunshine Sachs? Is that when shave your nuts and run around naked?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

18 The idiotic hoaxes of the racists and authoritarians now are so lame and transparent they self-destruct before delivery.


Posted by: rhomboid

----

Moonbattery has an excellent Hate Hoax list that they keep diligently updated!

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (vA7rK)

19 PS: Bastardi? Guys, Ayn Rand was subtler than real life.

Posted by: trev006 at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (Prldh)

20 Jussie is a screaming racist that does butt stuff. He refused to have a fake white homo boyfriend in the all black show.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk)

21 To be clear: Gloria Allred can, ironically, no longer ooze. She's old and dried up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

22 20 Jussie is a screaming racist that does butt stuff. He refused to have a fake white homo boyfriend in the all black show.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk)

And yet now he is all about the Sunshine Sacks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

23 I should also add that his call records will prove bupkis. The locations are too vague and I guaran-damn-tee it will show he was talking to his agent. They'll use that to claim the rest of the story is true, even though he was probably talking to his agent to plot the thing.

Posted by: grognard at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (L3c+B)

24 You hire a PR firm when you want publicity.

Oh! Now I get it...

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (dBiBP)

25 21 To be clear: Gloria Allred can, ironically, no longer ooze. She's old and dried up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK


The Lisa Bloom is off the rose...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

26 "Any redacted information was intended to protect the privacy of personal contacts or high-profile individuals not relevant to the attack."

Sounds important! I bet he's a secret agent.
Posted by: hogmartin


Date with a gay man he met on Tinder went south. So, then there was the fable about being assaulted.
Or, it was a drug deal gone bad.
Something.

Whatever myth you want to believe today.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

27 Gloria Allred is like a beekeepers smoke bottle when she opens her legs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (pw+jk)

28 Big Ficus scores yet another client.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

29 27 Gloria Allred is like a beekeepers smoke bottle when she opens her legs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (pw+jk)

Nice/terrible visual

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:09 PM (bcbK8)

30 Major Puckerage going on around here.
#Hoax

Posted by: Key West Reader at February 13, 2019 05:09 PM (8TrZS)

31 27 Gloria Allred is like a beekeepers smoke bottle when she opens her legs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (pw+jk)


Smoke gets in your thighs. Or comes out. Paging Dr. Bellows...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:09 PM (zBaqJ)

32 HE is the victim, people!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 13, 2019 05:09 PM (LWu6U)

33 Next thing you know Jesse will be claiming the AIDS he has was caused by the KKK guys raping him.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:09 PM (Y274z)

34 Date with a gay man he met on Tinder went south. So, then there was the fable about being assaulted.

Or, it was a drug deal gone bad.

Something.

====
AND, healing power of and.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (pw+jk)

35 And finally, I don't care what did or did not happen to this pain in the ass.

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (90T4r)

36 According to his PR firm everything is fine.


When everything is fine you need a PR firm.

Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (MAstk)

37 25 21 To be clear: Gloria Allred can, ironically, no longer ooze. She's old and dried up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK


The Lisa Bloom is off the rose...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)

By any other name would smell skanky

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

38
It may be too early to go OT, but I just learned something that gobsmacked me.

You know that fat fuck John Podhoretz, son of Norman Podhoretz, one of the neocon founding fathers? Well, ol' Norm is still alive, 89 years old. He doesn't get around much anymore.

There was a recent interview with Norm I just read.

Norman supports Trump....

Can your believe it? The other NeverTrump wastrel son of a neocon founder is of course Cap'n Cuck himself, Bill Kristol. His father was Irving Kristol. Irving died in '09, so we have no idea where he would've been.

But the elders are not cucks, looks like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (f1Vqw)

39 Any redacted information was intended to protect the privacy of personal contacts or high-profile individuals

Dude. DM me about Saturday night.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (dBiBP)

40 Damage Control! Truth torpedoes hit the starboard side, progressive flooding below main deck, water tight bulkheads to teh engine rooms compromised. Send SOS!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (0QYMt)

41 I was assured during that whole Covington Catholic thing that hiring a PR firm is an infallible sign of privilege and guilt...

Posted by: Travesty at February 13, 2019 05:10 PM (etWrf)

42 He's already famous, therefore it's more of a sign of mental illness rather than an attention seeking motive.

Posted by: Max Power

----

You'd be surprised what a delicate thing fame is. It needs more maintenance than a cheap car.

I know someone (you've heard of) in movies and his agent constantly tells him that he needs more Twitter followers. He's been told that his ability to get work and his pay in that regard is related to his web presence. (And remember: everyone already knows who this guy is! He's been top billing in a couple films!)

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (vA7rK)

43 >> Does Jussie have a ficus?

Yes, but Jussie's a bottom. The ficus fucks him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (f1Vqw)

44 I want to know what happened to the "Subway Sandwich"

Posted by: Key West Reader at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (8TrZS)

45 I have on good authority that Jussie doesn't fart.
IT's SCIENCE

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Guy at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ySZHT)

46 (From the sidebar)
Corey Booker hasn't had meat in his mouth for two years. Maybe Jussie should try Corey Booker's strategy? Then perhaps he wouldn't have to make up stories.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (jxbfJ)

47 I'm telling you, his Grindr hook-up took a violent turn.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 05:06 PM (VLXcj)

Occam's Razor says this be true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (nPGq2)

48 Newish thread. Nice.

This guy's a liar.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (7ZQe3)

49 He's already famous, therefore it's more of a sign of mental illness rather than an attention seeking motive.

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM



Remind me again who this famous guy is that I never heard of before this BS incident?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (pqt5D)

50 I would like to point out that Bastardi is an unfortunate name.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (bUjCl)

51 LOL bet you 10 bucks he has a closet fetish for white dudes.

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (Hucnr)

52 phone records from within an hour of the attack"

Businesses hour or regular? Eastern or central?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (n1b3L)

53 I don't like the creepy big brother feeling of security and cell phone cameras everywhere but they do make it harder for these slimy scumbag hoaxers.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (eASYU)

54 44
I want to know what happened to the "Subway Sandwich"



Posted by: Key West Reader at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (8TrZS)
Sandwich was 100% intact from the cameras going into his apartment building.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (jxbfJ)

55 This may backfire - badly - on this guy. If the cops say this never happened, then he will go full #BlackLiveMatter and he will become a potential PR issue for Fox... and while he is on a show that is targeted towards people of color, Empire also has a whole heck of a lot of people of pallor watching. Which would make him a potential liability and he could be "written out" If he was smart, he would cut a deal with the police to make this disappear, I don't think he's smart.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (LDV7V)

56 Club 85 member didn't think this thru very well.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (AXYuA)

57 I have the situation under control. My client is safe inside a Queens church to avoid prosecution.

Posted by: Al (I learned law from watching Disney movies) Sharpton at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (LWu6U)

58 doubling down. let's see how that works.

Posted by: x at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (nFwvY)

59 I do Jussie like screen door in a tornado. It's a revenge buggaring for what Harvey did to me.

Posted by: The Ficus at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (pw+jk)

60 Gee, I wonder if it's the same guys that killed Nicole.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (JjPyo)

61 But the actor cried in his latest interview!!

And we all know actors would NEVER fake cry.

Lol.

But really, all you're seeing now is him setting up plausibility so the police can't charge him with filing a false report.


This will live on forever as true like the myth of Matthew Shepard

No way is the Chicago PD going to risk 100k Twitter Twerps calling them racist and homophobes by telling the truth

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (TN1P5)

62 Occam's Razor says this be true.


Or ...


"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (bUjCl)

63 What's Bastardi mean in Italian?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (+fPHo)

64 I'm telling you, his Grindr hook-up took a violent turn.

And he had to make up something to tell his boyfriend. Or boyfriends, however that works.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (dBiBP)

65 And just who is this asshole?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (9Om/r)

66 >>This guy's a liar.


Guy should be a Defendant right about quick.

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (jzWKi)

67 Why didn't the ficus ever hire a PR firm? It took the biggest reputation hit of anybody in the Weinstein saga.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (oZ6kz)

68 Remind me again who this famous guy is that I never heard of before this BS incident?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (pqt5D)

No shit.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (AXYuA)

69 I do think that Jussie's problem was that he was having public relations with somebody from Grindr.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

70 64 I'm telling you, his Grindr hook-up took a violent turn.

And he had to make up something to tell his boyfriend. Or boyfriends, however that works.
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (dBiBP)


He got Dick Button-ed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (zBaqJ)

71 58 doubling down. let's see how that works.
Posted by: x at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (nFwvY)

"ouch" says Jussie

Posted by: Key West Reader at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (8TrZS)

72 What's Bastardi mean in Italian?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (+fPHo)

Schumer

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (9Om/r)

73 O.J. Simpson would have found the perps by now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (ZMWtN)

74 phone records from within an hour of the attack"

Businesses hour or regular? Eastern or central?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


African or European?
Laden or unladen?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (Kq2SQ)

75 Bold move Cotten... Lets see if it works.


This guy is a fraud. It will come out.




out it will come.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

76 Yoo-hoo! Look at me big boy!

Posted by: The ficus at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (nDe2U)

77 "Any redacted information was intended to protect the privacy of personal contacts or high-profile individuals not relevant to the attack."

Redacting information - that's not a call anyone gets to make, it's essentially evidence tampering.

Next thing they will be saying all the redacted stuff was just about yoga classes and weddings.

Posted by: West at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (7Fa8Y)

78 What, Michael Avenatti was not available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (dHJpq)

79 Jussie don't lose that number...sorry

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (YpRda)

80 >>I want to know what happened to the "Subway Sandwich"


'On top of old smoky
all covered with cheese
I lost poor meatball
'twas covered in bleach'

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (jzWKi)

81 I'd like to release a statement as well.

Regardless of your sexual orientation ... the next time you're out trolling for strange and shit goes so far South that you need to tell a lie at home ... don't make that shit so over the top that you get the cops involved.

That's all this is.

Posted by: Juan Ceva at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (7U5Zw)

82 No, Occam's means the simplest theory is probably the right one.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (dBiBP)

83 In other news RBG is STILL in the taxidermy shop. Taxidermist 'Bones' McCoy is telling us that he really doesn't have enough to work with. "What am I? A miracle worker?!" he exclaimed.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:15 PM (Y274z)

84 Corey Booker hasn't had meat in his mouth for two years.
=====
Booker can't help himself. THAT is lie.

Posted by: Former Obama Aide Jim Sciutto at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (pw+jk)

85 63 What's Bastardi mean in Italian?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (+fPHo)

It's a form of pasta, probably.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (RD7QR)

86 NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG AND REMAIN CALM. This guy needs to be charged with filing a false report. I'm sick and tired of the law only being applied to certain people

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (Vz97c)

87 Sunshine Hacks? What kind of name is that for a law firm? Oh, wait..I got it wrong.

The question here is, what's in it for Sunshine Sacks? Something. Movie deal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (Ou6XS)

88 What kind of sammich was he eating?

A Subway Club?
A Subway Bludgeoned?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (8iiMU)

89 It figures he's using a firm called 'Sachs'.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (Evws/)

90

Hey, you want a Hawaiian punch?

Posted by: Fruit Jussie at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (aKsyK)

91 "I want to know what happened to the "Subway Sandwich"

If the marinara stains again, the hate crime was genuine.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

92 Let's go OT..... Little Queenie is just an attention whore.

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (90T4r)

93 >>Jussie has voluntarily provided his phone records from within an hour of the attack


What does this even mean?

Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (jzWKi)

94 OT, but this new uproar over the Saudi wife-tracking app that Google and Apple still carry is just funny as hell.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (AXYuA)

95 Jussie, have you checked your bathroom for poop-write?

I was just in there and a guy with a white hood and a red had up on the point was writing M.A.G.A. using a turd for a crayon.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (+fPHo)

96 "Any redacted information was intended to protect the privacy of
personal contacts or high-profile individuals not relevant to the
attack."

right, like the drug dealer and/or pimp he called before getting his Subway sandwich ... which sandwich he used as a weapon against his attackers, or it would have been much worse.

NSA has the calls, can't we just ask them? And send over all Hillary's emails, while you have the thumb drive out.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (Cus5s)

97
It's a form of pasta, probably.
Posted by: joncelli
-------

Possibly a sandwich meat, known only to our betters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (Ou6XS)

98 Sure Jan.

Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (XROPS)

99 This Jussie Smollett character whines so much I'm beginning to suspect he's homosexual.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (wxZSX)

100 #78 Michael Avanatti is busy getting his money's worth out of Stormy.

^shudder^

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (Y274z)

101 He's black and gay. Of course he's the victim...even if nothing actually happened!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (l9m7l)

102 Dude, cough up your Grindr login or no one's gonna believe you EVER.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (8erNz)

Posted by: The STEM Mime at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (pw+jk)

104
What does that even mean?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:03 PM


It means he made a phone call little more then an hour before the shit hit the fan that explains everything.

Bad gay hookups dot com.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (jYje5)

105 I believe Juicy was a victim of his own stupidity.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (9ENTO)

106 Sooner or later, someone, somewhere, somehow has to pay some kind of a penalty for a hoax.
Any hoax. Take your pick, there are hundreds.
Just one time.
Then, I might, I just might stop questioning every single thing I hear or read about.
But, probably not...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (w7KSn)

107 The idiotic hoaxes of the racists and authoritarians now are so lame and transparent they self-destruct before delivery.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

______


That's how I thought of newborns when I was a pediatrician." -- Ralph Northam

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (dHJpq)

108 Jussie, have you checked your bathroom for poop-write?

----

Has Sara Silverman spotted any "swastikas" painted on the sidewalk there by the fascist city water department?

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (vA7rK)

109
Clap Juggalo in irons and frog march his lying ass into the pokey.

Posted by: bad career movie, Juggie at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (pNxlR)

110 What kind of sammich was he eating? "

Meatball

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:18 PM (n1b3L)

111 The only thing I believe relative to this black cocksucker, is that he sucks cock.

Posted by: nip at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (DfGpI)

112 You know, the left wouldn't have to fake these hate crimes if the deplorables would just commit the crimes the left knows they want to commit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (dNzKv)

113 What's Bastardi mean in Italian?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (+fPHo)



It's a form of pasta, probably.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (RD7QR)

It means bastard

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (9Om/r)

114 Within an hour of the attack? He hadn't even called the cops by then. And sandwich and phone were amazingly intact! Keep digging Jussie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (Dc+hm)

115 92 Let's go OT..... Little Queenie is just an attention whore.
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (90T4r)

Cool. What do you want to talk about tonight, Brain?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

116 If you didn't beat him up that night, you're a racist. And a homophobe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

117 "Sure Jan.
Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (XROPS)"

So Jussie was assaulted by George Glass? I knew it!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

118 101 He's black and gay. Of course he's the victim...even if nothing actually happened!

So you're saying he's covered with SJW Composite Armor - three layers of Gaydemocratium sandwiched in Blackdemocratium?

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (8erNz)

119 Can I be a VP/Head of Strategy and Crisis? Sounds like big bucks for very little effort.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (zmIJL)

120 95 Jussie, have you checked your bathroom for poop-write?

I was just in there and a guy with a white hood and a red had up on the point was writing M.A.G.A. using a turd for a crayon.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (+fPHo)


Tawana Brawley Turd Scribbler. From Mont Blanc, er, NOIR...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:19 PM (zBaqJ)

121 We really need to start calling this guy Tawana Smollett

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (LWu6U)

122 He might have gotten away with it if he didn't decide to accuse half the country of culpability by extension.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

123 "Any redacted information was intended to protect the privacy of personal contacts or high-profile individuals not relevant to the attack."

Yeah, I like to help the cops out whenever I can by telling them what is and what is not relevant.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (dBiBP)

124 African or European?
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: rickb223
---------

Gross?
Tare?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (Ou6XS)

125 I don't even think all the libs in Chicago believe him.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

126 If tptb have to kill his character off of Empire, it should be by choking to death on a meatball Subway sandwich.

Adding a touch of authenticity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (Z4rgH)

127 We could talk about guns.... or music..... or beautiful women... or movies....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (90T4r)

128 You know, the left wouldn't have to fake these hate crimes if the deplorables would just commit the crimes the left knows they want to commit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
----

Y'know, I'd love to, but I just can't keep up with all the stuff they think I think!

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (vA7rK)

129 The Soy Who Cried Wolf

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (uBH7t)

130
Mullet, the fish, is rather tasty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (zBaqJ)

131 Because I always hire a PR firm when I am a victim of a crime, and thus add unnecessary layers of complexity to (allegedly) traumatic events.

Posted by: JB at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (5ntXg)

132 Boy, this guy sure is determined to keep his name in the news, isn't he?

Whoever he is.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (U5tDi)

133 What kind of sammich was he eating?

A Subway Club?
A Subway Bludgeoned?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


12 inches of hot beefsteak.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (Kq2SQ)

134 Tommy Shaw's "Girls With Guns" is the most important pop song of the 20th century.

Go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

135 SJW Composite Armor "

Needs a layer of muslim...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (n1b3L)

136 The power of the meatball hero compels you!

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (wxZSX)

137 Can't we all get along with hoaxes?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (PvCxa)

138 African or European?
Laden or unladen?
Posted by: rickb223
---------

Gross?
Tare?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---------

Metric?
Imperial?
English measure?

Long ton?
Short ton?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (YvUf/)

139 127 We could talk about guns.... or music..... or beautiful women... or movies....
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (90T4r)


Or just go to Ace of Spades and exchange comments on any given Saturday...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (zBaqJ)

140 And we all know that Hollywood agents are the most honest and true people in the world.

In line for succession to be pope should the Cardinals be unable to choose.

So there is no way that guy would lie about what Jussie said ....

The only more honest people are beach friends ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (TN1P5)

141 Fake hate crimes by black homo soy boys are a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (pw+jk)

142 His show is on Fox. He is an investment.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (bUjCl)

143 Stacey Abrams can fashion her next bodice ripper on his character.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (9ENTO)

144 It's a rough night when you're caught between a Hoagie and a Hoax.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

145 139
Or just go to Ace of Spades and exchange comments on any given Saturday...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (zBaqJ)

AoS is open on weekends???

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (90T4r)

146 Jussie didn't want to let out the numbers of his suppliers or his side piece Barak.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (hSlsi)

147 The simple true story here is that he thought he was going to suck a dick in an alley but that dick turned into a fist.

Zombie George Michael: "You gotta be careful which alley you choose. That's all I'm sayin'."

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (xgyDD)

148 Long ton?
Short ton?

Hogshead.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (n1b3L)

149 Isn't this complete bullshit? It seems to contradict completely the entire timeline.

Or has ace been pulling the wool over my eyes again?

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (vWMNq)

150 143 Stacey Abrams can fashion her next bodice ripper on his character.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:21 PM (9ENTO)


Her face is a failed ice bucket challenge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (zBaqJ)

151 125 I don't even think all the libs in Chicago believe him.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)


Go visit 'second city cop' blog. What they do believe is that this will go under the rug as another 'unsolved' case.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (2dhR7)

152 The bleach faded all the evidence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (xfb67)

153 Jussie is fortunate he didn't end up like Seth Rich...by the way did anybody do a rape kit on him?

People that walk around in the dark of night with a noose are certainly up to no good.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (Y274z)

154 > Bastardi

Plural? So he's like a Siamese twin or something?

Great name for a lawyer, though.

And yes, bastardi is the plural of the Italian word bastardo, which means exactly what you would expect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (0OWcv)

155 He might have gotten away with it if he didn't decide to accuse half the country of culpability by extension.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

So once the hoax is proven we can blame all fags and Negroes for it too, right?

Awesome.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (AXYuA)

156 Jussie will also be promoting his new book titled "I was Assaulted by a Salami: Fictional Tales of a Penis Sheath".

The book tour will be sponsored by Subway.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (IKjSy)

157 Mullet, the fish, is rather tasty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------

Business in front, party in back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (YvUf/)

158
99 This Jussie Smollett character whines so much I'm beginning to suspect he's homosexual.
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (wxZSX)


Contrast Juggie with me, America: ruggedly and aggressively heterosexual!

Posted by: ruggedly and aggressively heterosexual Senator Corey Booker at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (pNxlR)

159 14 But but but he just appeared on Good Morning America to let us know all about how bravely he fought off his attackers. It must have happened exactly the way he made it up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2019 05:07 PM (OLCnA)

_____


Thank goodness he had 2nd Amendment right to carry that assault-sandwich which saved his life.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (1jP/U)

160 Her face is a failed ice bucket challenge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (zBaqJ)

That does not sound very sexy..not sure it would pass muster in a bodice ripper romance book.

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (a0IVu)

161 144 It's a rough night when you're caught between a Hoagie and a Hoax.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)


"Hoagie, like *hic* Carmichael?"

- - *Hic* Hillary

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (zBaqJ)

162 It's a rough night when you're caught between a Hoagie and a Hoax.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

---

Out here, we have hot sandwiches called "grinders."

There's a joke in that for this situation, but I'm on vacation and feeling lazy.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (vA7rK)

163 The only more honest people are beach friends ...."

And carnies.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (n1b3L)

164 88
What kind of sammich was he eating?

A Subway Club?
A Subway Bludgeoned?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (8iiMU)

Hot beef.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (t6MX/)

165 Long ton?
Short ton?

Hogshead.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (n1b3L)

*waves*

Hello there!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (IqOTP)

166 > What kind of sammich was he eating?

> A Subway Club?
> A Subway Bludgeoned?

A Subway Footlong Tubesteak.

Or an El Footlong Tubesteak, I guess, considering this was Chicago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (0OWcv)

167 "AoS is open on weekends???"


Only in the summer.

And shortened hours.


Call ahead for reservations.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (cqNba)

168 Jussie has voluntarily provided his phone records from within an hour of the attack

What does this even mean?
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 05:16 PM (jzWKi)

-----------------------------

He claimed he was on the phone with his agent during the alleged attack. This means that he redacted the attack time frame and gave them records beginning an hour after.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (ffYR/)

169 And yes, bastardi is the plural of the Italian word bastardo, which means exactly what you would expect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
----------

Italian for 'Obama'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (YvUf/)

170 Evidence was redacted to protect his fellow cocksuckers.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (wxZSX)

171 158
99 This Jussie Smollett character whines so much I'm beginning to suspect he's homosexual.
Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (wxZSX)

Contrast Juggie with me, America: ruggedly and aggressively heterosexual!
Posted by: ruggedly and aggressively heterosexual Senator Corey Booker at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (pNxlR)

Severely, even.

No one who loves Spartacus: Blood and Sand could be gay!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (bcbK8)

172 He might have gotten away with it if he didn't decide to accuse half the country of culpability by extension.

My God- are there that many of you?

Posted by: Hollywood at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (dBiBP)

173 AoS is open on weekends???
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM (90T4r)

For those with the proper password.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (AXYuA)

174


THE DRAMA!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (z8c2c)

175 Well, white is one sweet treat!

Posted by: don lemon at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (Evws/)

176 Smollet's a lying fktard who will never pay a penalty for his actions.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:24 PM (talIc)

177 If you can't trust a Carnie.... who Can you trust???

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (90T4r)

178 Long ton?
Short ton?

Hogshead.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Butt.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (Kq2SQ)

179 That whiny little bitch, Jussie Smollett should have just sucked the dick.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (pw+jk)

180 Once you've had white, you'll never be tight!

Posted by: don lemon at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (Evws/)

181 waves*

Hello there!"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (n1b3L)

182 We call sandwiches Po Boy's, which ironically is probably what he was searching for.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (xfb67)

183 If you're going to waste police time and create a hoax for the media to POUNCE on, why would you create a dumb one that doesn't make any sense?


You can always tell it's a hoax because the bad actors always act like the leftist fantasy of a white grit, some movie inspired character instead of a real person. They also think people give more of a shit about them than they do.

Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (nRWPy)

184 I would like to point out that Bastardi is an unfortunate name.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (bUjCl)
..........


He either learned to fight early, or never had lunch money.

Posted by: Sea Cucumber at February 13, 2019 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

185 I stood forward alley watch on a cold Chicago midnight with the gal's gal pal while my shipmate got some behind the dumster.

It was an interesting conversation.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (Y274z)

186 Bastardi? The weather guy?
Best hurricane tracker.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (w7KSn)

187 "There's a joke in that for this situation, but I'm on vacation and feeling lazy.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (vA7rK)"

Hmm...maybe a headline.

Grifter's Grindr Goosing Grounded by Grinder Goofup

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)

188 106 Sooner or later, someone, somewhere, somehow has to pay some kind of a penalty for a hoax.

Navybrat, iirc Tawana Brawley has a judgement against her by the state; she's been dodging it by leaving the state and changing her name. She has some kind of nursing credentials too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (Z4rgH)

189 Jussie, Northam, Poonman, et al need to go on tour.

Rape, Racism and Killin' Babies 2019--Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

190 > No one who loves Spartacus: Blood and Sand could be gay!

Sand? Oh, my! How uncomfortable! I prefer a KY experience myself.

Posted by: Fussy Jussie at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (0OWcv)

191 OT, but this new uproar over the Saudi wife-tracking app that Google and Apple still carry is just funny as hell.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:17 PM (AXYuA)

Code written by Henny Youngman: "Track my wife. Please!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (nPGq2)

192 Y'all do know Joe Bastardi probably has superuser access to the Joo weather control system, right?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (P83tS)

193 Honestly I'd rather talk about the Nevertrumper article by Julie Kelly who I'm gaining a crush on each time I read, its in the sidebar. Pull quote:

When Christian teenagers attending an event to support a cause that represents the heart of the conservative movement needed immediate and unflinching protection from a leftist mob, the self-appointed guardians of conservatism failed. Their mockery of "He Fights!" only exposes how they will not--or when they do fight they often pick the wrong battles, and how they find the whole business of political warfare beneath them--unless, of course, they can punch down at a target on their own side.

http://tinyurl.com/yxcfqf5o

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

194 That they allegedly knew him from his TV show and know he is homosexual, if true, can only mean it was premeditated. If it was premeditated, the attackers would have had to know he would be up and around at that hour after just arriving in Chicago.

It's a conspiracy on the level of The Illuminati.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (TD9KB)

195 184 I would like to point out that Bastardi is an unfortunate name.

Went to school with a girl named Indelicato.

She was cute too. Unfortunate name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (talIc)

196 Bastardi? The weather guy?

Best hurricane tracker.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (w7KSn)


Best meteorologist name evah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

197 I have on good authority that Jussie doesn't fart.

IT's SCIENCE

Posted by: Bill Nye


More like he CAN'T fart because his asshole is so distended a cat could walk into it without touching the sides.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (xgyDD)

198 "I stood forward alley watch on a cold Chicago midnight with the gal's gal pal while my shipmate got some behind the dumster. "

Sounds almost like Recruit Liberty from GLakes.

Or A-School.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (cqNba)

199 So, Rob Hotgas is a professional liar. Hoax proven.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (Aivl/)

200 194 That they allegedly knew him from his TV show and know he is homosexual, if true, can only mean it was premeditated. If it was premeditated, the attackers would have had to know he would be up and around at that hour after just arriving in Chicago.

It's a conspiracy on the level of The Illuminati.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (TD9KB)

"Did Ancient Astronauts visit Jussie Smolett? We'll find out on tonight's episiode of....In Search Of!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)

201 Ask Jusse if he prefers snails or clams.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (Y274z)

202 No one who loves Spartacus: Blood and Sand could be gay!"

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (n1b3L)

203 Unless they be white.

Then we hang their asses like we did Benedict Arnold.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (xZjSg)

204 Poonman, Coonman, & Jussie.... appering all across the South... at minstrel shows and county fairs....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (90T4r)

205 It was an interesting conversation.
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (Y274z)

"so... you come here often?"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 05:28 PM (IqOTP)

206 I stood forward alley watch on a cold Chicago midnight with the gal's gal pal while my shipmate got some behind the dumster.

It was an interesting conversation.
Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (Y274z)

Don't leave us hanging.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:28 PM (AXYuA)

207 Public relations firm doing the job the police department can't do because no crime was committed.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 05:28 PM (/rm4P)

208 When Jussie farts it sounds like steam escaping.

H/T to Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:28 PM (pw+jk)

209 " No one who loves Spartacus: Blood and Sand could be gay! "

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:28 PM (cqNba)

210 #198 the former

The Navy is all about memories.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (Y274z)

211 > bad actors always act like the leftist fantasy of a white grit

Or else they get it hilariously wrong. There was some shitty SJW-written SF story a couple of years ago where the character got beaten up by rednecks in a bar, then turned into a dinosaur to get revenge (or some such horseshit).

The drink of choice in this redneck bar?

Gin, of course.

At least they weren't drinking cosmos or appletinis or something, I guess.

Posted by: Fussy Jussie at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (0OWcv)

212 "There's a joke in that for this situation, but I'm on vacation and feeling lazy.
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:23 PM (vA7rK)"

Hmm...maybe a headline.

Grifter's Grindr Goosing Grounded by Grinder Goofup

Posted by: Broseidon

----

OK, that would've taken me an hour and I'd need a nap afterward.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (vA7rK)

213 If you're going to waste police time and create a hoax for the media to POUNCE on, why would you create a dumb one that doesn't make any sense? ----

That's why it was probably an after thought cover up after something totally unrelated happened to him.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (TD9KB)

214 You can always tell it's a hoax because the bad actors always act like the leftist fantasy of a white grit, some movie inspired character instead of a real person.

Yeah I've thought about that some and I think it comes from the fact that these people almost never actually know any right wingers They are surrounded by yes men and leftist radicals and can only come up with a cartoon of their opponents out of ignorance and confusion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (39g3+)

215 Then we hang their asses like we did Benedict Arnold."

Forget it. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (n1b3L)

216
Navybrat, iirc Tawana Brawley has a judgement against her by the state; she's been dodging it by leaving the state and changing her name. She has some kind of nursing credentials too.
Posted by: GnuBreed
---------

Sharpton had a judgement too. He never paid up...but someone else did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (2kj6M)

217 More like he CAN'T fart because his asshole is so distended a cat could walk into it without touching the sides.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (xgyDD)

THAT's what I come to this site for, visuals like this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

218 We hanged Benedict Arnold ?

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (Aivl/)

219 "I was Assaulted by a Salami"

I'll wait for the song with that title. when they release it on Rough Trade Records

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (92Ez4)

220 I stood forward alley watch on a cold Chicago midnight with the gal's gal pal while my shipmate got some behind the dumster.

It was an interesting conversation.



=

That must have been before surveillance cameras were installed....

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (bUjCl)

221 " #198 the former

The Navy is all about memories."


Hand Salute!!


Class of '77.

Froze my ass off up there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (cqNba)

222
I have on good authority that Jussie doesn't fart.



IT's SCIENCE



Posted by: Bill Nye





More like he CAN'T fart because his asshole is so distended a cat could walk into it without touching the sides.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (xgyDD)


Damn......lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (9Om/r)

223 The Soy Who Cried Wolf

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (pqt5D)

224 I loaned my copy of Blazing Saddles to a neighbor, a 20 year old college student.

He's been raving about it ever since, says it's the funniest shit he ever saw but he can't believe it was allowed to be made.

I wanted him to see it so as many youngsters see it as possible before it's banned. Blazing Saddles must live on in the hearts and minds of Americans. It's my duty to make it happen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (talIc)

225 RKae, I've always wanted there to be an international incident over someone peeping on somebody so that the headline could be "Peek Pique Peaks."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

226 Jussie Fruit

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (/tuJf)

227 "Do not grieve that such men died. Thank God that such men lived."

Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (3HNOQ)

228 Navybrat, iirc Tawana Brawley has a judgement against her by the state; she's been dodging it by leaving the state and changing her name. She has some kind of nursing credentials too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (Z4rgH)
----------

Last I remember hearing, she had indeed changed her name and was working as a nurse in . . . Virginia.

I need to get out of here.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (U5tDi)

229 But he was ATTACKED!!!! By TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!!!!

At 2 am, in the cold, by dudes that happened to have a piece of rope and bleach, in case a gay black dude came by......

What a load of crap. I hope his fag ass gets thrown in jail for the serious amount of taxpayer dollars he's wasted with this shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (IXZGh)

230 217

THAT's what I come to this site for, visuals like this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK

Yeah, nothing says AoS like prolapsed anus visuals......

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)

231 We hanged Benedict Arnold ?

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo

----

Mandela Effect strikes again!

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (vA7rK)

232 And Sharpton was then disgraced and discredited and we never heard of him ever again.
I think not.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (w7KSn)

233 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (nPGq2)

AOP how are ya? You in AZ or the Great White North?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (AXYuA)

234 his phone records from within an hour of the attack?

What does that even mean?



Given that he claims to have been on the phone with his manager at the time of the assault, it means that he will absolutely not subject that claim to proof.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)

235
It's a conspiracy on the level of The Illuminati.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:26 PM (TD9KB)


Homosexuals of Color are known to be susceptible to the siren call of Subway sammiches at 2 AM. It was simply a matter of waiting for one to amble on by.

Posted by: zombie will confirm. repeat. zombie will confirm. at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

236 His attackers were probably in the sub shop when he ordered ketchup on his salami sub.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (9ENTO)

237 Sounds like Fake News to me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (r+sAi)

238 Blazing Saddles must live on in the hearts and minds of Americans. It's my duty to make it happen.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (talIc)

Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)

239 #217 word

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (Y274z)

240 > At 2 am, in the cold, by dudes that happened to have a piece of rope and bleach, in case a gay black dude came by......


Don't forget: the specific gay black dude they knew from watching his gay black dude show on cable channel 719.

Posted by: Fussy Jussie at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (0OWcv)

241 I know someone (you've heard of) in movies and his agent constantly tells him that he needs more Twitter followers. He's been told that his ability to get work and his pay in that regard is related to his web presence. (And remember: everyone already knows who this guy is! He's been top billing in a couple films!)
Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:11 PM (vA7rK)

...

You'd think there would be wider support in nuking the toxic mutation that is Twitter.

People of the sort who can be negatively impacted by Twitter ought to be naturally inclined to want to see that influence go away.

I suspect most of them are too frantic trying to keep up on the Twitter mouse wheel to think about what's being done to them.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (yL25O)

242 More like he CAN'T fart because his asshole is so distended a cat could walk into it without touching the sides.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (xgyDD)


Wouldn't the cat be required to levitate in if that were the case?

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (IXZGh)

243 130 Mullet, the fish, is rather tasty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (zBaqJ)


Down heah on the MS Coast, mullet is referred to as 'Biloxi Bacon'.

That is NOT a compliment. Also, you cannot catch them with a hook, their mouths are too small. You have to use nets.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (Z4rgH)

244 RKae, I've always wanted there to be an international incident over someone peeping on somebody so that the headline could be "Peek Pique Peaks."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

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I'll see what I can do to help that along.

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (vA7rK)

245 Damage control firm controlling damage hilariously.

Juicy is a victim, alright.

Posted by: golfman at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (OE84+)

246 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (IXZGh)

247 High-profile contacts mean guys who haven't come out of the closet. Jussie would be in a heap of trouble if they get caught up in his domestic drama.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (zmIJL)

248 Another pull from the Julie Kelly article in the sidebar:

So, three years after the nation's leading conservative outlet published a lengthy appeal to purge Donald Trump from its ranks, the president has an 80 percent approval rating among American conservatives. Trump has cut taxes; restrained the regulatory behemoth; appointed a legacy bench of conservative federal judges; challenged lazy, ungrateful allies; rewritten outdated trade pacts; confronted a chronic border crisis; and reinvigorated the country's manufacturing base. He's defended the unborn, the working class, the patriotic, and the faithful while rejecting the stultifying chokehold of identity politics.

Meanwhile, his so-called conservative detractors are scrounging for primary challengers that sound more like Barack Obama than William F. Buckley, Jr. The damage they've done to the modern-day conservative movement will long outlast Trump’s presidency.

And three years later, they have largely proven--once again--that they are still very good at failure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)

249 "Homosexuals of Color are known to be susceptible to the siren call of
Subway sammiches at 2 AM. It was simply a matter of waiting for one to
amble on by."
Jersey Mike's is jealous.

Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (3HNOQ)

250 Honestly think this is beyond stupid and don't understand why we are giving it any attention... which was the whole point of this dumb stunt.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (kufk0)

251 The cat was just chasing gerbils.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

252 In the Burning Times, we'll catch the mullets with our bare hands!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (talIc)

253 Alright, I read the Julie Kelly article from the side bar. And I say Ouch! She really laid into NeverTrump, like mom has finally had it and is laying waste left and right with the slipper.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (0QYMt)

254 There are more people on this site talking about this than on twatter,

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (9ENTO)

255 The following is a statement from Chris Bastardi, he is the Vice President/Head of Strategy and Crisis for Sunshine Sachs, the firm representing Jussie Smollett.

LOL at all of those names and the department title. It's like a page out of Dr. Seuss.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (KfVRF)

256 More like he CAN'T fart because his asshole is so distended a cat could walk into it without touching the sides.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (xgyDD)

Dear God.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:34 PM (AXYuA)

257 Maybe the WERE gonna write him out of whatever TV show it is he's on; they sure as hell wouldn't dare do so now.

Chicago PD will never be allowed to say he is lying, just like no one is ever allowed to give an official crowd-size estimate in DC anymore, because it hurt the feelings of those manly-men in the Million Man March to find out it was actually only a Thousands-of-Men March.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 05:34 PM (VLXcj)

258
Lol.

But really, all you're seeing now is him setting up plausibility so the police can't charge him with filing a false report.


This will live on forever as true like the myth of Matthew Shepard


Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2019 05:13 PM (TN1P5)



HANDS UP!! DON'T SHOOT!!!!

Posted by: first spoken by CNN studio trash at February 13, 2019 05:34 PM (sy5kK)

259 78: Michael Avenatti can be found at his home/office, in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2019 05:34 PM (ezmM1)

260 You can always tell it's a hoax because the bad actors always act like the leftist fantasy of a white grit, some movie inspired character instead of a real person.

A lot of leftist worldview is given to them by other leftists in TV and movie scripts.


Most of what they 'know' about guns is from TV and movies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

261 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)

And that is the section I was referencing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (0QYMt)

262 Did Ancient Astronauts visit Jussie Smolett? We'll find out on tonight's episiode of....In Search Of!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK


Meanwhile on an alien ship in orbit-
"sir, we went to earth and got what you wanted for the roach infestation"
"you assholes, I said black FLAG."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (9Om/r)

263 Jussie is well beyond gerbils. Guess where Potawatami Phil lives now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (Aivl/)

264 Juss Smellit already.

Somethings cookin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

265
We call sandwiches Po Boy's, which ironically is probably what he was searching for.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Po Boy and the Willie

Posted by: CCR at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (aKsyK)

266 When he farts, it echoes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (oVJmc)

267 O/T:

I'm very interested in seeing the border security language. I was just doing a few back of the cocktail napkin calculations and determined that $1.375B will build a heck of a lot more than 55 miles of fencing.

Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

268 "a cat could walk into it without touching the sides"

another rejected Morrissey song title

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (92Ez4)

269 Does Rahm like to beat up his rent boys?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (zmIJL)

270 More like he CAN'T fart because his asshole is so distended a cat could walk into it without touching the sides.

Posted by: Sharkman

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Help me find my car keys and we can drive out!

Posted by: Misused Punchlines, Inc. at February 13, 2019 05:36 PM (vA7rK)

271 These people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: The yink who drinks pink ink at February 13, 2019 05:36 PM (nDe2U)

272 262 Did Ancient Astronauts visit Jussie Smolett? We'll find out on tonight's episiode of....In Search Of!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK


Meanwhile on an alien ship in orbit-
"sir, we went to earth and got what you wanted for the roach infestation"
"you assholes, I said black FLAG."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (9Om/r)

When they come back, remind them to take Henry Rollins with them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)

273 I think it's good to publicize this because the other few dozen fake hate crimes in recent years have been covered with pillow and smothered after they were discovered to be fake.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (TD9KB)

274 Juicy is a lyin.

Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (XROPS)

275 Most of what they 'know' about guns is from TV and movies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

Of course. Sgt. Rock and Fighting Marines is just too scary for them to look at.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (0QYMt)

276 Saw a line where the Chicago Police said that they think the two men in the joke picture, who were seen walking in the neighborhood, were two local homeless men.

We can deduce two things of interest from this statement:

1) They've identified them, they KNOW who they are, they've probably already talked to them.

2) They're both black. which is why they are going to be retconned out of the story and nobody will ever mention them again.

And we can conclude from that, that in ALL of the surveillance tapes of that area, there is not one single actual "suspect" that is shown.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (k1TUh)

277 243 130 Mullet, the fish, is rather tasty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:20 PM (zBaqJ)

Down heah on the MS Coast, mullet is referred to as 'Biloxi Bacon'.

That is NOT a compliment. Also, you cannot catch them with a hook, their mouths are too small. You have to use nets.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (Z4rgH)


Well, I've had red mullet and as I said, tasty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (zBaqJ)

278 Jussie is well beyond gerbils.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo


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He still uses gerbils... but they're giant gerbils imported from the abandoned villages around Chernobyl!

Posted by: Misused Punchlines, Inc. at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (vA7rK)

279 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (9Om/r)
You are so bad!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (VLXcj)

280 Juss Smellit"

Jussie Deltit?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (n1b3L)

281 The bleach faded all the evidence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 05:22 PM


Like with a cloth? (bleachbit LOL)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (Dc+hm)

282 Sunshine Sacks would be a good slang term for backpack nukes.

Posted by: Fussy Jussie at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (0OWcv)

283 Speaking of Rahm... I always get the sense he is gay, in an icky way, but apparently he is not....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (90T4r)

284 Jussie- I asked for the anal probe.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (9ENTO)

285 #Justice4Jussie

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (BJlbN)

286 > He still uses gerbils... but they're giant gerbils imported from the abandoned villages around Chernobyl!

Capybaras.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (0OWcv)

287 I think Jussie had a Fight Club moment.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

288 277

Well, I've had red mullet and as I said, tasty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:37 PM (zBaqJ)


How were they cooked??

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (90T4r)

289 These people are fucking idiots"

Do the aforementioned idiots know this?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (n1b3L)

290 These people are fucking blowing idiots.

Possible alternative wording.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (cqNba)

291 Down heah on the MS Coast, mullet is referred to as 'Biloxi Bacon'.

That is NOT a compliment. Also, you cannot catch them with a hook, their mouths are too small. You have to use nets.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:32 PM (Z4rgH)


Mmmmmm.

Posted by: Kanye at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (t6MX/)

292 Over/under on Jussie ever having met his father?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (nPGq2)

293 Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM (90T4r)

The ballet dancer past adds to the impression.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (VLXcj)

294 Mullet's like talapia, it's all down to what you do with it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (talIc)

295 Capybaras"

Chupacabra.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (n1b3L)

296 Clearly, these MAGA attackers stepped in from another dimension, then vanished again.

OF COURSE the government needs to cover that up!

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (vA7rK)

297 New York Post sent 'detectives' over to walk the crime scene where they found a hot-sauce bottle that smelled like bleach. Wow! 13 days after the crime, it took New York reporters to find the evidence!

Feb 12 'sure You Did' on Second City Cop

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2019 05:39 PM (2dhR7)

298 I like sacks.

Posted by: Jussie Smeltit at February 13, 2019 05:40 PM (Tyii7)

299 Alright, I read the Julie Kelly article from the side bar. And I say Ouch! She really laid into NeverTrump, like mom has finally had it and is laying waste left and right with the slipper.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 13, 2019 05:33 PM (0QYMt)
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Good for her.

I was an NRODT subscriber at that time and I remember getting that issue and thinking, you've got to be kidding me. I was a Cruz supporter but I didn't think Trump was worth writing an entire issue about. When they refused to support him after he won the nomination, I said adios.

I kind of wish I had kept that issue, though.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2019 05:40 PM (U5tDi)

300
Jussie is well beyond gerbils.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo


Capybaras

Posted by: Please send us back to South America! We'll even go to Venezuela! at February 13, 2019 05:40 PM (pNxlR)

301 Still doesn't beat Jonah Goldberg's title.

What is it again? The Asshole Chair in Applied Assholery?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 05:40 PM (talIc)

302 Not gerbils.... javelinas.....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (90T4r)

303 219 "I was Assaulted by a Salami"

I'll wait for the song with that title. when they release it on Rough Trade Records
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2019 05:30 PM (92Ez4)


"Soy boy got assaulted by salami,
trying to buy a twink one cold Chicago eve,
you can't tell me Jussie Mullet's faking,
But as for SJWs, they believe...."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)

304 262 Meanwhile on an alien ship in orbit-
"sir, we went to earth and got what you wanted for the roach infestation"
"you assholes, I said black FLAG."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM (9Om/r)


And we have a threadwinner!

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (Z4rgH)

305 "...confident that they will find Jussie's attackers and bring them to justice."
........

It was the Butt Pirates!

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

306 It is heartwarming to know that Chicago has solved all of their homicide cases to date and they are able to devote so much time, money and effort on this horrible, homophobic and racist attack on this t.v. fellow.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (Kcf2u)

307 I like sacks.
Posted by: Jussie Smeltit"

Bloomingdale's?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (n1b3L)

308 Only AOSHQ trolls can survive on twatter.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (Y274z)

309 >> When he farts, it echoes.

It's like a thunderclap. With extra clap.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:42 PM (0OWcv)

310
When Jussie farts it sounds like steam escaping.
H/T to Blazing Saddles


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 13, 2019 05:28 PM (pw+jk)


The French Mistake

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

311 Jussie, call me.

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 13, 2019 05:42 PM (pw+jk)

312 302 Not gerbils.... javelinas.....
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (90T4r)


Holy shit! It is a veritable Noah's ark up there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 13, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

313 Bloomingdales mensroom...stall 2 at noon.

Posted by: Jussie at February 13, 2019 05:42 PM (Y274z)

314 305 "...confident that they will find Jussie's attackers and bring them to justice."
........

It was the Butt Pirates!
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)


Fred Patek or Kent Tekulve?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

315 I'm very interested in seeing the border security language. I was just doing a few back of the cocktail napkin calculations and determined that $1.375B will build a heck of a lot more than 55 miles of fencing.
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2019 05:35 PM

If Trump could do an embassy in Jerusalem for a few hundred grand, he can do a wall on the border for $1.375 billion. He never needed/expected $5 billion, he knew they'd knock down the price and congratulate themselves on screwing him over. He'll have the last laugh.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (zmIJL)

316 Sandwich was 100% intact from the cameras going into his apartment building.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 05:12 PM (jxbfJ)

Okay. I *really* want to see Jackie Chan choreograph a routine where a guy manages to fight off two attackers with throwing liquids, while maintaining his grip on a sandwich and a phone he's talking on, such that he comes out of the "fight" with a cord across his shoulders, his sandwich and phone intact, and his clothes not damaged by the liquid (no one really has said if there was evidence of bleach on any of his clothes or not). Chan *might* have been able to make that work when he was younger As. A. Stunt. No one can make that work in real life, especially adding in the cold/possible ice. It's an anime scene come to life.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (uquGJ)

317 296 Black Lectroids

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

318
Jussie- I asked for the anal probe.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 05:38 PM
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https://youtu.be/3NQ3kXLKfDM

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (U5tDi)

319 It's like a thunderclap"

Newman?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (n1b3L)

320 Jussie's "sunshine sack" is a bag filled with airplane bottles of moscato, poppers and vaseline.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)

321 I think his real reason for the fake was to get his name in the public so he can get more acting jobs. It'll probably work, but I hope it backfires.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (r+sAi)

322 ">> When he farts, it echoes.

It's like a thunderclap. With extra clap. "


I call 'bullshit'

Probably like a gentle warm breeze flowing out of the Holland tunnel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (cqNba)

323 302 Not gerbils.... javelinas.....
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (90T4r)



Ohh My!

Posted by: George Takei at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK)

324 > If Trump could do an embassy in Jerusalem for a few hundred grand, he can do a wall on the border for $1.375 billion.

I mean, what does Trump know about running big construction projects, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:44 PM (0OWcv)

325 The POS may need Harvey's criminal defense attorneys, too. I wonder if they come as a package? Anyway, who does he think he is, Hillary Clinton? They both seem to use the same evasions to justify claiming their emails, which could show criminal intent, are beyond the reach of the law.

Posted by: Born Free at February 13, 2019 05:44 PM (BCWsl)

326 I'm in the mood for a meatball marinara.

Posted by: Jussie Smeltit at February 13, 2019 05:44 PM (Tyii7)

327 AOP how are ya? You in AZ or the Great White North?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 05:31 PM (AXYuA)

I am in AZ right now. Which is a good thing, as Alberta has been colder than the shady side of RBG's withered left tit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 05:44 PM (nPGq2)

328 OT but I've noticed that the NeverTrumpers are really bothered by Anton and attack him for a) being anonymous and b) working in PR. What's strange is that they accuse him of being a grifter because he worked in well-paid corporate PR and because he didn't have the courage to use his own name. But of course PR is honest work and it's Kristol and the trucons who are the true grifters. Strange.

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (e44Qj)

329 Now I've got "I Wish That I Was Jussie's Boy" in my head.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

330 317 296 Black Lectroids
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

Just tell me they aren't working on the new Stealth Bomber.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

331 Are they investigating the supposed cartoonish hate mail he received from a MAGA supporter?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2019 05:46 PM (hECVl)

332 " Now I've got "I Wish That I Was Jussie's Boy" in my head."

This is not a good sign.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:46 PM (cqNba)

333 329 Now I've got "I Wish That I Was Jussie's Boy" in my head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)


Where can I flounce with a fairy like that...

We played along with the charade... etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

334 This is going to go away/be buried...sad

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 05:46 PM (bUjCl)

335
329 Now I've got "I Wish That I Was Jussie's Boy" in my head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)[/i[

Where can I find a soy boy like that?

Posted by: Oh, why not? at February 13, 2019 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

336 Boss

I've got a problem in my Chicago store. Nobodys buying anything and I got guys lined up outside the mens room out the freaking front door.

What to do?

Posted by: Bloomindales Loss Prevention Office at February 13, 2019 05:46 PM (Y274z)

337 296 Black Lectroids "

John?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (n1b3L)

338 New York Post sent 'detectives' over to walk the crime scene where they found a hot-sauce bottle that smelled like bleach. Wow! 13 days after the crime, it took New York reporters to find the evidence!

I want to know what brand. Lots of hot sauce bottles are made of glass and have very narrow necks. If you tried to pour bleach out of one of them, you'd get a tiny stream.

If you wanted to douse a victim, a big mouth soda cup would be much more effective.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (9t0Zz)

339 Sorry, everyone at Bloomingdale's is busy getting rid of Fake news shirts.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (oZ6kz)

340 This is OT but it's over 100 and does have to do with a new fraud.

I will just side-stepped an attempt to attack my Social Security acct. It was't the first time, but it was a little more sophisticated. A recorded voice advised my SS acct. was suspended due to 'irregularities' and I needed to stay on the line to talk to an 'agent'.

The voice was male, professional, stern, and serious. The next voice was a professional sounding female who asked me to standby for the next available 'investigator'. Then came 15-20 seconds of 'elevator music' and a young male voice came on asking what I was calling about. This young man spoke with a very heavy East Indian accent.

I started to explain why I was on the phone when my brain went to full stop. RECORDED SS message?? East Indian accent?? Why was I calling THEM?? Nope.

"I don't know. You tell me why you called."
"I will need your name, ss#, and date of birth ..."
"No, You called me. If you're for real you have that information in front of you - you tell ME who I am and my SS#"
"We are dealing with very many, many, people's ...."
"Not with this one." Click.

I called back the 866 number that started this. and got a message the number is 'not currently activated".

Just tossed this out as a heads up.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (eH/3B)

341 314 305 "...confident that they will find Jussie's attackers and bring them to justice."
........

It was the Butt Pirates!
Posted by: wth at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)


Fred Patek or Kent Tekulve?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (zBaqJ)

Bruce Vilanch was in Ice Pirates.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

342 And just who is this asshole?
Posted by: Berserker-

He's a famous actor that nobody ever heard of.

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (QwMxH)

343 What does this Juicy asshole think the end-game will be? He knows it's all a hoax, and no one will ever be found. The cops probably already have security video of him planting the hot sauce bottle days later.

Posted by: Chris M at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (eAZVt)

344 There was a pogie plant in Cameron, LA.

The smell should be classified as a WMD. I'm gagging thinking about it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (TD9KB)

345 At least Jussie didn't drop his sammich while fighting off his imaginary MAGA thugs.


Soy boy has priorities.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

346 Black Democratium glowing with Gaydiation.
Nothing will happen.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (LL1Be)

347 What if the video evidence shows that it's Nathan Phillips?

Oh, and the Black Hebrew Israelites.

I hear rumors that they hate gays.

Might even be some video of them using homophobic slurs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (cqNba)

348 And just who is this asshole?
Posted by: Berserker-

He's a famous actor that nobody ever heard of.
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (QwMxH)

Except the two alleged attackers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (TD9KB)

349 So it looks like Congress is once again not giving PDT sufficient wall funds.


Yet they are authorizing the building of a wall in certain areas. They are saying "yes".


I fully expect Trump to announce the National Emergency about 3 days after the minimal wall funds.


Here is my question: Can a suit start in Texas instead of California? The appeal would go the 5th Circuit, not the 9th, and with a traditional review of Presidential powers, succeed.

It would save time.

anyone?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

350 A " hot sauce" bottle, smelling of bleach??? Surreal... stupid, yet surreal..

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (90T4r)

351 330 317 296 Black Lectroids
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

Just tell me they aren't working on the new Stealth Bomber.

LAUGH-A WHILE YOU CAN-A, MONKEY BOY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 05:48 PM (k1TUh)

352 337 296 Black Lectroids "

John?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (n1b3L)

John ManyJohns?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK8)

353

If you wanted to douse a victim, a big mouth soda cup would be much more effective.



What would be the point of stalking someone to douse them with bleach, anyway?


Hmm....who uses bleach? Junkies, to sterilize their needles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

354 What, you guys don't use Tide Picante on your tamales?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (oZ6kz)

355 351 330 317 296 Black Lectroids
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (BXMxN)

Just tell me they aren't working on the new Stealth Bomber.

LAUGH-A WHILE YOU CAN-A, MONKEY BOY!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo


hold my overthruster......

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (d7Ww2)

356 306 It is heartwarming to know that Chicago has solved all of their homicide cases to date and they are able to devote so much time, money and effort on this horrible, homophobic and racist attack on this t.v. fellow.


Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 05:41 PM (Kcf2u)


Oh, a lot of cops mentioned that 'more resources were spent on Jussie than a baby that was shot in the face'.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (2dhR7)

357 Hot sauce has many uses.

Posted by: Jussie Smeltit at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (Tyii7)

358 Loss Prevention Office

Get some saleswomen on that line outside the mens room and start selling silk scarfs. Stat

Posted by: Bloomindales HQ at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (Y274z)

359 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.

I blame Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

360 Screw you! I work for Mel Brooks!

Let's get him girls!!

Posted by: dance director at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (Evws/)

361 No, Occam's means the simplest theory is probably the right one.
Posted by: t-bird

Then what does Octomom's razor mean ?

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 05:50 PM (QwMxH)

362 "Hmm....who uses bleach? Junkies, to sterilize their needles.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (oVJmc)"

Also, as has been pointed out countless times, there exists another bleach-smelling substance that was more likely to be found near the person of Jussie...

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 05:50 PM (oZ6kz)

363 Posted by: Lurking Cynic at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (eH/3B)

++++Social Security never calls you, they send a letter. I think this is true of all govt. agencies. Don't get sucked in.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 05:50 PM (Kcf2u)

364 *gun to head*

if anybody moves the n.....

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 05:50 PM (JFO2v)

365 It is heartwarming to know that Chicago has solved all of their homicide cases to date and they are able to devote so much time, money and effort on this horrible, homophobic and racist attack on this t.v. fellow.

According to the Chicago Sun Times, their 2017 murder clearance rate was only 17.5%

https://bit.ly/2KridlI

I'd be willing to bet this fake hate crime has already cost CPD 10x more hours than they usually spend on a murder investigation.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (9t0Zz)

366 Have you guys actually seen this threat letter he got? It is hilariously bad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (r+sAi)

367
Oh, a lot of cops mentioned that 'more resources were spent on Jussie than a baby that was shot in the face'.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (2dhR7)

+++
Good God. What a world.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (Kcf2u)

368 364 *gun to head*

if anybody moves the n.....
Posted by: rhennigantx

"isn't anyone going to help that poor man?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)

369 I read American Greatness often but missed that side bar artical.
Go read it if you haven't.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (/rm4P)

370 *sniff* *sniff*

Huma, smell this....smells like someone put bleach in my hot sauce bottle....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (JcXHH)

371 340
I called back the 866 number that started this. and got a message the number is 'not currently activated".

Just tossed this out as a heads up.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at February 13, 2019 05:47 PM (eH/3B)

I got some poly-wog from Dacca telling me that my brace was approved by Medicare. Which I never applied for and am not collecting bennies from.

Click.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

372 345 At least Jussie didn't drop his sammich while fighting off his imaginary MAGA thugs.

He stowed it where it would 'stay warm'

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (2dhR7)

373 359 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.

I blame Russia."

This is one of those "you mean he was still alive?" moments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (k1TUh)

374 Fifteen is my limit on jalapeno poppers.

Posted by: Sheriff Jussie Smollett at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (wxZSX)

375 366 Have you guys actually seen this threat letter he got? It is hilariously bad.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (r+sAi)



"I know, right?!"

- - Mugu 401 scammer from Lagos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (zBaqJ)

376 366
Have you guys actually seen this threat letter he got? It is hilariously bad.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (r+sAi)

+++
No. Where is it?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (Kcf2u)

377 When my Ghey Mafia starts screeching, those poor bastids bend over backwards.

Posted by: Jussie Smeltit at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (Tyii7)

378 ym, you blame the Queen. LaRouche thought the Royal Family was to blame for all things wrong.

I did get some lulz when his cult got Keisha Rogers on the D byline down in Fort Bend County south of Houston. she was a sight smarter than anyone else in the Dem Black Caucus, which is just sad.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (92Ez4)

379 371

I got some poly-wog from Dacca telling me that my brace was approved by Medicare. Which I never applied for and am not collecting bennies from.

Click.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

Hello?? Mister JJ??? This is Brian from Mumbai....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (90T4r)

380 The Subway sammich had to be a ...wait for it...MEAT BALL...sammich. With Jack cheese on it and mayo.

Posted by: Bloomindales HQ at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (Y274z)

381 Danged sock...

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 05:53 PM (Y274z)

382 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.




EX-cellent.

Posted by: The Queen Of England at February 13, 2019 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

383 "Fifteen is my limit on jalapeno poppers."

Orally or anally?

Posted by: Chris M at February 13, 2019 05:53 PM (eAZVt)

384 379 371

I got some poly-wog from Dacca telling me that my brace was approved by Medicare. Which I never applied for and am not collecting bennies from.

Click.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)

Hello?? Mister JJ??? This is Brian from Mumbai....
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:52 PM (90T4r)


After what happened yesterday, I think I might really need a neck brace.

Did a banana-peel pratt fall on the ice flat on my back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:54 PM (zBaqJ)

385 Drudge has a link about an interview to the daily mail. Scroll down to see the letter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:54 PM (r+sAi)

386 329 Now I've got "I Wish That I Was Jussie's Boy" in my head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)


Where can I find me a colon like that?

Posted by: Bronco Bama at February 13, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)

387 Have you guys heard Booker's comments on how we need to stop eating meat?

Firstly, he's a rambler. A truly "makes no sense" rambler.

Lastly, he's nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 13, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms)

388 After what happened yesterday, I think I might really need a neck brace.

Did a banana-peel pratt fall on the ice flat on my back.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


ouch! hope you didn't hit your noggin.

oh! and Happy Birthday!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 05:55 PM (d7Ww2)

389 386 329 Now I've got "I Wish That I Was Jussie's Boy" in my head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 05:45 PM (ptqGC)


Where can I find me a colon like that?
Posted by: Bronco Bama at February 13, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)


"If you like penis colonics..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:55 PM (zBaqJ)

390 > Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.

Yeah, I'm with you... had no idea he was still alive.

I used to know a guy who was into that whackjob's cult.

Scary part? He was a nuke guy in the Navy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:55 PM (0OWcv)

391 Have you guys actually seen this threat letter he got? It is hilariously bad.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 05:51 PM (r+sAi)
******************
I know. They wouldn't even use it as prop on ID tv.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (hECVl)

392 Hmm....who uses bleach? Junkies, to sterilize their needles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

I don't think junkies give a shit about infection. It's all about getting that shit into their bloodstream ASAP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (nPGq2)

393 Corey Booker does not eat meat??? I am.... sceptical....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (90T4r)

394 http://bit.ly/2TMR2H1
********
Florida governor makes 'major announcement' on investigation into Broward schools - Breaking911

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (BqBId)

395
After what happened yesterday, I think I might really need a neck brace.



Did a banana-peel pratt fall on the ice flat on my back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:54 PM (zBaqJ)

+++
Oh no, so sorry to hear this! Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (Kcf2u)

396 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.




EX-cellent.
Posted by: The Queen Of England at February 13, 2019 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

Speaking of the illuminati.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (TD9KB)

397 I think this whole Jussie Smollett thing is a hoax.

I mean, it must be a hoax that any third-rate celebrity would still try the ol' "fake hate crime" gambit. Someone is pranking us that there is supposedly some two-bit actor using a an ancient sympathy ploy by playing the race card. That's so last decade. I don't think it happened. I don't think anyone did make a hate-crime hoax. I don't think there even is anyone named Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (c+2jX)

398 Hope ace will do the latest Jake Tapper stunt, in which he thinks he's cleverly EXPOSING TRUMPIAN ANTI-SEMITISM!!!! to mitigate the disaster of the stupid, inarticulate joo-hating airhead congresswoman from MN.



Y'all have noticed how anti-semitic Trump is, right?


I mean, it's all over his personal life, history, and policies as president.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (QDnY+)

399 Corey Booker does not eat meat??? I am.... sceptical....
******
Hey can't get any Pudding either (Pink Floyd)

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (BqBId)

400 359 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.

I blame Russia.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)



He was a Leftist who did not get along with Teh Gheyz, so they will call him Right Wing. Count on it.

I must admit I actually LIKED a lot of LaRouche's grandiose public works ideas that made the Hoover Dam and the Interstate Highway System look like Tinkertoys, if only to tweak the eco-fiends. NAWPA concept rocks, unless you live in Prince George British Columbia. But anyone who acted as if the British Empire was still a going concern was batshit crazeeeeee.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (ujg0T)

401 Time to buy a hover chair, JJ.....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM (90T4r)

402 > Orally or anally?

Technically the anal variety is called jalapenis poopers.

Jussie always asks for extra at Subway.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM (0OWcv)

403 388 After what happened yesterday, I think I might really need a neck brace.

Did a banana-peel pratt fall on the ice flat on my back.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


ouch! hope you didn't hit your noggin.

oh! and Happy Birthday!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 05:55 PM (d7Ww2)


Had my arms out. Left forearm was a bit tender, but that's faded. This morning I woke up with a stiff/tender neck. Must've tweaked something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM (zBaqJ)

404 I saw Jussie with a sandwich menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Chi-town in the snow
He was looking for the place called Subway, 2 am
Gonna get meaty balls on sourdough

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM (zmIJL)

405 359 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.

I blame Russia.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

Her Majesty outlives another one!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM (RD7QR)

406 If he just shut up. No one would give two craps not sure they do now.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM (nQHw/)

407
Have you guys actually seen this threat letter he got? It is hilariously bad.
+++
No. Where is it?


https://tinyurl.com/yxj3dr2y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 05:58 PM (aKsyK)

408 397 I don't think there even is anyone named Jussie Smollett.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (c+2jX)


Jerzy Kozinski, "Pinball."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

409 Then what does Octomom's razor mean ?
.......

hedge clippers

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2019 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

410 LaRouche!

LaRouche!

LaRouch is on FIRE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 05:58 PM (d7Ww2)

411 "The judges shall inquire diligently, and if the witness is a false witness and has accused his brother falsely, then you shall do to him as he had meant to do to his brother. So you shall purge the evil from your midst" - Deuteronomy 19:18-19

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (lD3vL)

412 I love a parade.

Posted by: Jussie Smeltit at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (Tyii7)

413 I think when J.J. starts talking about his wife's coconut cake, we'll know it is close to his birthday.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (Kcf2u)

414 Had my arms out. Left forearm was a bit tender, but that's faded. This morning I woke up with a stiff/tender neck. Must've tweaked something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM

Sorry to hear this. See a doctor for your neck, that's no joke.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (zmIJL)

415 "Jussie Smollett was attacked and suffered a cracked rib."


He can have one of mine. My power of regeneration grew me an extra one!

Posted by: RBG at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (2dhR7)

416 OT: If you haven't seen Ilhan Omar's venomous attack on Elliot Abrams, you need to give it a look. Be warned: you might rage-stroke.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 13, 2019 06:01 PM (pPQeR)

417 "Jussie Smollett was attacked and suffered a cracked rib."


I read that as, he suffered a cracked crab. One that escaped from Lizzie's Cherokee chafing dish no doubt.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:01 PM (zmIJL)

418 Posted by: RBG

Hey, why aren't you running in a marathon?

Posted by: Jussie Smeltit at February 13, 2019 06:02 PM (Tyii7)

419 Sinema ripped by NARAL for supporting prolife Trump judicial nominee.


Heh

Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 06:02 PM (MAstk)

420 Just when the Dems thought that maybe the Fairfax rapey-rape story would go away if they just quit talking about it - sounds like the DA in Boston is getting ready to fire up a Rape Investigation before the Statute of Limitations runs out. The DA's name - Rachel Rollins. And she don't like the idea of a rapist getting away with it in her city.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:02 PM (k1TUh)

421 Be interesting to watch the power struggle in the Democrat Party. Can the establishment beat back the assault of the Democratic Socialists??

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:03 PM (90T4r)

422 from last thread:
39 Markey needs to drink more. It's traditional in MA. He looks like he's got about 5 years left anyway. Why does he care?
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 13, 2019 04:20 PM (RuIsu)

Laughed out, I did. Scared the dog!

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 13, 2019 06:03 PM (CL76w)

423 Yes, Mexico's best-selling hot sauce is !Blanqueador Anal!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:03 PM (Evws/)

424 "Help! I can't stop hooking up with Trump supporters!"

https://www.glamour.com/story/
hooking-up-with-trump-voters-essay

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 13, 2019 06:03 PM (w7KSn)

425 LaRouche is gone?

Let the bioduplication and nude conspiracies commence.

Posted by: trev006 at February 13, 2019 06:04 PM (Prldh)

426 #394 is worth looking at the link given.

Sounds like the Governor is out to fix the problem.

And let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:04 PM (cqNba)

427
LaRouche!



LaRouche!



LaRouch is on FIRE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 05:58 PM (d7Ww2)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 06:04 PM (nPGq2)

428
Shhhh! SHHHHHHH!

Listen! LISTEN!

Didja hear that? Didja?

Coonman's listening tour just passed by outside your door.

Posted by: Clap for the Coonman at February 13, 2019 06:04 PM (pNxlR)

429 the Democratic Socialists

Them's ain't socialists. Them's is communists!

Posted by: Zombie Stymie at February 13, 2019 06:04 PM (Tyii7)

430 419 Sinema ripped by NARAL for supporting prolife Trump judicial nominee.

Heh
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 06:02 PM (MAstk)



You know, if Sinema was smart, she could play this "moderate" pretense all the way to the White House. Not a dinosaur, but not an open radical Commiecrat either, although she actually is a closet one.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:05 PM (ujg0T)

431 If you haven't seen Ilhan Omar's venomous attack on Elliot Abrams, you need to give it a look. Be warned: you might rage-stroke.

She's full of herself right now. Someone needs to bring her down several notches. She has no business on the foreign relations committee. She's dangerous. Yet.. she gets encouragement from her peers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

432 Schnitzengruber sammich?

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 13, 2019 06:05 PM (RuIsu)

433 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:01 PM (zmIJL)

Reports are that there is no hospital record of a broken/cracked rib and in fact he was not actually admitted at all. He did some sort of live show that weekend where he was, apparently, yelling to amp up the crowd so we can make the educated guess that he did *not* have a cracked/broken rib.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 06:05 PM (uquGJ)

434 When I was a kid there used to be LaRoucheites out on all the streetcorners, handing out his nutty newspaper and trying to engage passersby in conversations, inviting them to cell meetings.

By the time I was a teenager I realized that they were "crazy people" best to be avoided. I learned to recognize all the local Laroucheites, and cross the street to avoid them.

Then as the years passed they basically faded away and were never seen again, and forgotten.

Years and years rolled by. and I never thought about the Laroucheites anymore.

Then sometime about 8 years ago I was at some random lefty rally, and I see some crazy old geezers, and I think to myself - -don't I recognize those people? Took me a moment, but then I remembered -- they were some of the Larouche loonies from long ago!

But what were they doing now? They were standing at a streetcorner table, but they no longer wee part of the Larouche cult. Instead, they had huge signs about CLIMATE CHANGE and were ranting about evil Monsanto and the oil companies making chemtrails to melt to polar ice caps, and all the usual hoo-ha you see at any climate change rally.

Once a conspiracy thinker, always a conspiracy thinker.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:06 PM (c+2jX)

435 67 Why didn't the ficus ever hire a PR firm? It took the biggest reputation hit of anybody in the Weinstein saga.
_____________

Wait . . . what?!?

My agent told me that any publicity is good publicity!

Posted by: The ficus what Harvey jizzed on at February 13, 2019 06:06 PM (fqUgw)

436 Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 06:02 PM (MAstk)

Sinema is turning out to live up to her name at least. Never quite know what she's going to do next, but it's as likely to tick off leftists as us.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (uquGJ)

437 359 Lyndon LaRouche has gone tits up.

I blame Russia.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)

How could they tell?

Posted by: Bronco Bama at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (t6MX/)

438 OT: If you haven't seen Ilhan Omar's venomous attack
on Elliot Abrams, you need to give it a look. Be warned: you might
rage-stroke.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at February 13, 2019 06:01 PM (pPQeR)


I heard a bit of it on Fox. She seems nice.

Seriously, what an unhinged bitch. Let her be one of the faces of the Dem party. Embrace the suck, progs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

439 LaRouche's wacky fringe crap was, astonishingly, barely worse than what now passes for "mainstream" "thought" among a large segment of the populace and the "elites" (the racist-authoritarian ignoramus section, especially).


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (QDnY+)

440 Sachs O'Schitt.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (FhpCy)

441 Jussie is "urban"... does he not know that Nothing Good Happens After Midnight???

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (90T4r)

442 Be interesting to watch the power struggle in the Democrat Party. Can the establishment beat back the assault of the Democratic Socialists??
Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:03 PM

Steny Hoyer hinted at punishment for Omar if she doesn't shut her pie-hole.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (zmIJL)

443 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:02 PM (k1TUh)



I heard Duke Univ is investigating too.

Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (MAstk)

444 Reports are that there is no hospital record of a
broken/cracked rib and in fact he was not actually admitted at all. He
did some sort of live show that weekend where he was, apparently,
yelling to amp up the crowd so we can make the educated guess that he
did *not* have a cracked/broken rib.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 06:05 PM (uquGJ)

One has to be a vertebrate to even have a rib.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (nPGq2)

445 Hi guys. Peak stupid yet?

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)

446 #41 @Travesty "I was assured during that whole Covington Catholic thing that hiring a PR firm is an infallible sign of privilege and guilt..."

Exactly. I want every club that is used against conservatives to be applied to liberals, liberally.

If it's good when they do it, they must agree it's good when we do it. Or maybe someday they will get tired of this and return civility.

Posted by: mr_jack at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (57l0O)

447 Polliwog the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 05:43 PM (uquGJ)

Facts and Logic are racist tools of the cis-norm Illuminati Patriarchy.

Posted by: Adriane the Blinded By Science Critic ... at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (LPnfS)

448 Now that Lyndon LaRouche is gone, who is going to hold Queen Elizabeth accountable for her drug-dealing?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (zmIJL)

449 Reports are that there is no hospital record of a broken/cracked rib and
in fact he was not actually admitted at all. He did some sort of live
show that weekend where he was, apparently, yelling to amp up the crowd
so we can make the educated guess that he did *not* have a
cracked/broken rib.



Hell, a couple of freaking bruised ribs will give you a case of the I want to sit stills for 48 hours. Coughing/laughing is not something I'd want to be doing. Why do I have the feeling Jussie isn't the "power through it" type?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (sLicW)

450 Hi guys. Peak stupid yet?

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)


We passed peak stupid in 2008.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

451 Sinema is also voting for Barr.

If she maintains this, she will be the female Manchin.

Senator for life.

Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (MAstk)

452 Why do I have the feeling Jussie isn't the "power through it" type?
Posted by: clutch cargo

cause he's a fag?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (d7Ww2)

453 445 Hi guys. Peak stupid yet?
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)
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Ha! Not even close.

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (MVjcR)

454 Like the GND crap, Omar is a national treasure, of sorts.


The idiocy of both might be useful in alienating otherwise dim voters, to make them less harmful to the country and the world.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (QDnY+)

455 445 Hi guys. Peak stupid yet?
Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)


--------

Not sure what is past peak stupid but America has entered it.

Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (lWZlf)

456 He later changed the cracked rib story to bruised ribs that's also b.s. as he was doing some dance routine on a TV show the day or two after IIRC.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (Evws/)

457 414 Had my arms out. Left forearm was a bit tender, but that's faded. This morning I woke up with a stiff/tender neck. Must've tweaked something.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 05:57 PM

Sorry to hear this. See a doctor for your neck, that's no joke.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (zmIJL)


It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)

458 Sinema is also voting for Barr.



If she maintains this, she will be the female Manchin.



Senator for life.

Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 06:09 PM (MAst
Once Zod makes her a slave to the Zod Pod, she will become useful to the Cause.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 06:11 PM (nPGq2)

459 Years and years rolled by. and I never thought about the Laroucheites anymore.

Then sometime about 8 years ago I was at some random lefty rally, and I see some crazy old geezers, and I think to myself - -don't I recognize those people? Took me a moment, but then I remembered -- they were some of the Larouche loonies from long ago!

But what were they doing now? They were standing at a streetcorner table, but they no longer wee part of the Larouche cult. Instead, they had huge signs about CLIMATE CHANGE and were ranting about evil Monsanto and the oil companies making chemtrails to melt to polar ice caps, and all the usual hoo-ha you see at any climate change rally.

Once a conspiracy thinker, always a conspiracy thinker.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:06 PM (c+2jX)



I must admit I admire the LaRouche Nuts for consistency at least.

Their solution to Globull Warming? All out Nuclear Power. Massive hydro dams on Alaska's Yukon River and other Northern Rivers that would be at least 1 Terrawatt of power each. Electric everything. Power so cheap you would no longer meter it.

Unlike the Eco Luddites who just want us to freeze in the dark.

Rising Sea Levels? Their solutions were massive too. Northern River Reversal and replenish the Aral Sea. Flood the Quattara Depression and other below sea level areas. Divert the Congo River to create Mega Lake Chad in the Sahara.

I give the LaRouchie Nuts credit for thinking BIG.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:11 PM (ujg0T)

460 413 I think when J.J. starts talking about his wife's coconut cake, we'll know it is close to his birthday.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2019 06:00 PM (Kcf2u)


Your memory is remarkable. And creepy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

461 It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)


Ace knows a Chinese masseuse.....

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:12 PM (bUjCl)

462 She's full of herself right now. Someone needs to bring her down several notches. She has no business on the foreign relations committee. She's dangerous. Yet.. she gets encouragement from her peers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)


Omar is a hard core Leftist Muzzie. No, make that an anti-American Constitution Leftist Muzzie. Lying for The Cause is the core of her being.


As JJ said so eloquently a while back, "Just another Taqiyya Sunrise."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

463 Oh it's mildly amusing thinking of how furious Nancy and Steny are, and the calls they're getting from big donors of a certain rootless cosmopolite variety.


Though I think if we knew actually how *little* outrage any of this is exciting in Jewish circles - compared to what it should, and would have, not long ago - it would be appalling.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 13, 2019 06:12 PM (QDnY+)

464 461 It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)


Ace knows a Chinese masseuse.....
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:12 PM (bUjCl)


Sherf-Buirdel..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

465 ranting about evil Monsanto and the oil companies making chemtrails to melt to polar ice caps, and all the usual hoo-ha you see at any climate change rally.

Once a conspiracy thinker, always a conspiracy thinker.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:06 PM (c+2jX)



And I always thought the Chemtrail goal was to *cool off* the planet with more clouds, as well as make us all sterile so there would be less of us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:13 PM (ujg0T)

466 Flaming faggots are just serious attention whores. Being bat shit crazy didn't help him to much to cook up a plausible excuse for his date going south and hitting him.

Posted by: Gmac at February 13, 2019 06:13 PM (qZdIZ)

467 "It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ) "

It could be a tumor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:13 PM (cqNba)

468 467 "It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ) "

It could be a tumor.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:13 PM (cqNba)


Thumbs DOWN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

469 Why didn't the ficus ever hire a PR firm?

The ficus wasn't guilty.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 06:14 PM (Ry8mf)

470 Happy Birthday JJ

Posted by: angst hill at February 13, 2019 06:14 PM (KdryZ)

471
It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)
-----
Sorry to hear that, J.J.
Years ago I was having some sort of back problems that had kept me laying immobile for a few days. I finally decided to go to work and hit a patch of ice on the top of front steps and landed flat on the ground. I laid there for a moment taking an inventory of body parts and realized it had completely fixed by back!
The End.

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 06:14 PM (MVjcR)

472 Here's my take.

First, his story is risible. I dismiss it out of hand.

Having said that, I see three (potentially overlapping) scenarios:

1. Homosexual assignation gone bad
2. Drug deal gone bad
3. PR stunt

Now #3 is the interesting one. It further divides into:

3a. Opportunistic PR stunt, in the wake of #1 and/or #2
3b. PR stunt from the get-go.

So two sets of questions arise from these two latter possibilities:

3a. Where did the rope come from? Was it really rope-rope - e.g., a Home Depot job, or was it just twine or something?

If rope-rope, that strongly suggests #3b, since hardware stores are unlikely to be open at 2 am. In which case, is there any evidence Smollett brought the rope-rope with him on his way out of the hotel?

If twine or something, then Smollett might have picked that up at a 24 hour convenience store, consistent with #3a. Canvass all local such stores to check that out.

One further question: how did Smollett know there was a small blind spot on video surveillance? People are probably under video surveillance all the time, and don't know it. Did anyone see him around that area beforehand, checking out the presence or absence of video cameras?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

473 "Thumbs DOWN."


Come on, JJ.

The only acceptable response is 'It's not a tumah'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:16 PM (cqNba)

474 hope you feel better soon JJ

and uh HAPPY BIRTHDAY again

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 06:16 PM (BJlbN)

475 JJ

Went spatchcock walking into Waldorf Astoria in New Orleans. They ran over to help me (friends and staff) and I yelled do not fucking touch me.

Went to bar and had about 5 vodkas. Went and ate steak. Slept in till about 10 and was fine.

One friend said it sounded like they dropped a hog out of a cesna when I hit the ground.

JJ get better!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

476 3a. It was a clothesline "rope".

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:16 PM (Evws/)

477 tl;dr

Posted by: angst hill at February 13, 2019 06:16 PM (KdryZ)

478 "It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.

I'm sure it's already been suggested.. slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

479 Missed the Cocaine Mitch thread dang it.

And this one too.


fuckers

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:17 PM (NLLmE)

480 He thought he had a good lie for his suck-buddy, but then suck-buddy called the cops.

Hell hath no fury like a suck-buddy scorned.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)

481 You don't hire a public relations firm unless you have a public relations problem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:17 PM (JUOKG)

482
It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:10 PM (zBaqJ)


Some time with a heat pad does me wonders for this type of ailment. I find that as I get to the middle of 29, it seems to get used more often than before.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)

483 Rising Sea Levels? Their solutions were massive too. Northern River Reversal and replenish the Aral Sea. Flood the Quattara Depression and other below sea level areas. Divert the Congo River to create Mega Lake Chad in the Sahara.

they may be nuts, but those are actually pretty good ideas. Maybe not the diversion of the Congo, but you could cut a canal through to the Quattara Depression and let the Med fill it up, and that could cause.... some interesting things to happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (k1TUh)

484 JJ - Do you have a heat pad? I sometimes use one for my back pains, but know its muscles that are bothering me.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (/rm4P)

485 472

1. Homosexual assignation gone bad
Bhusseins 3rd book title
2. Drug deal gone bad
Bhusseins 3rd book title
3. PR stunt
Bhusseins 3rd book title

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

486 "It's not painful. Just a little stiff"

Look at a photo of Hillary.

That'll take the stiffness right out of it.

At least, that's what Bill says.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (cqNba)

487 3a. Where did the rope come from? Was it really rope-rope - e.g., a Home Depot job, or was it just twine or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)


From the cops, it was clothesline, right from the package.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)

488 478 "It's not painful. Just a little stiff/sore. If it persists/gets worse, then yeah I'll go.

I'm sure it's already been suggested.. slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)


With this thread, a hot salami..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)

489 'It was a clothesline "rope".'

That's hot!

Posted by: zombie David Carradine at February 13, 2019 06:19 PM (UdKB7)

490 He just want some strange fart box.

And now there's all this!!

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:20 PM (NLLmE)

491 Chicago Cops are handcuffed, due to a Stacy Abrams type SWJ District Attorney. They know the poof is lying, but he is Hollywood and Black. Afraid of getting in trouble over it.
This guy was hassled on a Grindr Sausage Party hookup

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:20 PM (HrSJb)

492 Yikes I looked up Ilhan attacks Abrams and teh headlines to the links Duck found were all about her bravely raking him over the coals. with a few exceptions its FNM all the way down.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2019 06:20 PM (eASYU)

493 they may be nuts, but those are actually pretty good ideas. Maybe not the diversion of the Congo, but you could cut a canal through to the Quattara Depression and let the Med fill it up, and that could cause.... some interesting things to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (k1TUh)



The Quattara Depression is nothing but a vast quicksand area that only served to stop Rommel, since he could no longer outflank the British there (El Alamein). I say flood it. Eventually evaportion would create a Mega Dead Sea there, but it's a wasteland where no one lives.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:20 PM (ujg0T)

494 J. J., when your kittehs start expressing an interest in your fingertips and other tender bits, get to the hospital.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

495 From my perspective, how can the PR firm for Harvey Weinstein still be in business? They failed to protect their client. But then, the client no doubt paid in advance.

Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (3HNOQ)

496 Maybe not the diversion of the Congo, but you could cut a canal through to the Quattara Depression and let the Med fill it up, and that could cause.... some interesting things to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (k1TUh)


Cut the canal with nukes and your really talking.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (T71PA)

497 If she maintains this, she will be the female Manchin.



I don't think Manchin can pull off the Stripper Boots look.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (fuK7c)

498 Re: the Julie Kelly article calling out the "Against Trump" National Review issue from 3 years ago. Spank! I'm glad Ace linked it in the Sidebar.

Ironic hot take from Julie Kelly's piece:
1 ) At the top of the page, an image of the "Against Trump" cover of NR.
2 ) At the bottom, "Photo Credit: The New Republic"
lol

Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (786Ro)

499 JJ

Went spatchcock walking into Waldorf Astoria in New Orleans. They ran over to help me (friends and staff) and I yelled do not fucking touch me.

Went to bar and had about 5 vodkas. Went and ate steak. Slept in till about 10 and was fine.

One friend said it sounded like they dropped a hog out of a cesna when I hit the ground.

JJ get better!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

**********

Ok. Just tuned in after teaching. This was the first thing I read.
Other than it sounds like JJ is tits up somewhere, I think I've missed a good thread.
Damn.
Get better JJ.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (K8gH+)

500 Yes J.J. when the kitties are playing with your dick, go to the hospital!

Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (3HNOQ)

501 A little off topic, but I found a picture of Mary Cloggenstein's little town of Brattleboro! Goes to Shorpy dot com.

http://tinyurl.com/y6penfdy

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (9YBqo)

502 Nood, getcher nood right here..get the new nood before nood be gone strikes again!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (qC1Sy)

503 From the cops, it was clothesline, right from the package.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)


Ah. Didn't know that. That puts 7-11 back into play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

504 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (cqNba)

505 Seriously, what an unhinged bitch. Let her be one of the faces of the Dem party. Embrace the suck, progs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)



Omar is a natural for her own MSNBC show.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

506 When the F$%^k are the Soy Boy GOP Senators going to get Barr and some Judges confirmed?
Damn. Last Judge was confirmed in freaking October. Where is Flake anyways? Looking for Waldo in Africa?

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (HrSJb)

507 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (q177U)

508 The Quattara Depression is nothing but a vast quicksand area that only served to stop Rommel, since he could no longer outflank the British there (El Alamein). I say flood it. Eventually evaportion would create a Mega Dead Sea there, but it's a wasteland where no one lives."

Evaporation from it's surface would put a huge amount of moisture into the air that isn't there now, and it's speculated that this might turn the parts of Egypt directly east of it - and even the Sinai Peninsula - into good, arable farmland instead of useless desert.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (k1TUh)

509 Where did the rope come from? Was it really rope-rope - e.g., a Home Depot job, or was it just twine or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

From the cops, it was clothesline, right from the package.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)
****************
And he managed to be holding his cell phone talking with his manager when they tied it around his neck. He's got some mad skilzs going on.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (hECVl)

510 496 Maybe not the diversion of the Congo, but you could cut a canal through to the Quattara Depression and let the Med fill it up, and that could cause.... some interesting things to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:18 PM (k1TUh)

Cut the canal with nukes and your really talking.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (T71PA)



I think the original suggestion by a Mr. Ball in the then British Colonial Office was to use gravity to create a massive hydroelectric scheme, and eventually mine the salt that accumulated. Israel has pondered the same idea for the rapidly drying up Dead Sea.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (ujg0T)

511 J.J.'s got a tumah?

Where does the line start for dibs on his stuff?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (fuK7c)

512 494 J. J., when your kittehs start expressing an interest in your fingertips and other tender bits, get to the hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

had a nutria eat half my face fixed it with modeling clay

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

513 Where does the line start for dibs on his stuff?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (fuK7c)

I need a new hanglider and crockpot

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

514 "Have you guys actually seen this threat letter he got? It is hilariously bad.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk"

Is that the one that had the white powder? Because everybody knows Trump deplorables always send death powder with their homophobic hate letters.





Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (NbRJx)

515 Spin it to the right sniff sniff smells like bulshit spin it to the left skip Smith smells like bulshit spent it all the way around sorry still smells like bulshit

Posted by: Backwoods Willie 3rd cousin twice removed at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (SLTeJ)

516 The GMA Smollett - Rbin Roberts interview is "at" 7:00AM ET (they always tease things like this forever).

Posted by: Baldy at February 14, 2019 06:31 AM (lHZp3)

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