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LOL: Weekly Standard Foe The Claremont Institute Announces Cruise
Maybe a different kind of Cuck Cruise -- as in, Those Who Do the Cucking. Cucklord? Maybe this is a Cucklord Cruise? Meanwhile: Womp, womp. (Thanks to Hogmartin.) Even better, Michael Anton, author of the despised-by-Never-Trumpers The Flight 93 Election, as well as former Trump National Security Council spokesman, will be Cruising With the Uncucked. The Weekly Standard, which is no longer in business because it was terrible, and its Cuck Associated just can't stop attacking Michael Anton for having pointed out that a presidential election is an important thing and one shouldn't just give it away because someone made fun of you The Twitterz no matter how hurt your butt or sore your p***y. I wonder if... you know, if anyone's wives will be special guests aboard the Claremont Cruise.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sherman T Potter at February 12, 2019 04:50 PM (01PeQ)
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 04:51 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 04:51 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 04:51 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Miklos, yet still Miklos at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (cTTpH)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (ZJRPl)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 04:53 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 04:53 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 12, 2019 04:53 PM (VFl7m)
Anderson Cooper's mom is actually in it.
Seriously. Gloria effin' Vanderbilt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: El Kabong at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (ZqktU)
Posted by: The Love Bait at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (ZJRPl)
They will probably be the main event IYKWIM.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (fveI7)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (Z/bKp)
It's a Chad Cruise.
Posted by: El Kabong at February 12, 2019 04:54 PM (ZqktU)
but there was problem with hanging Chads a few years ago in Florida.
So it must be RAAAAACEST.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (cTTpH)
Have you ever been to sea, Billy?
Posted by: Captain Hindgrinder at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (nPGq2)
Because the ignorant will pay for it. Market forces at work. And grift has to come from someone.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (cTTpH)
Aren't you the one providing the tugs these days?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (fveI7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (xyung)
The pathetic and dishonest Weekly Standard, run by failed prognosticator Bill Kristol (who, like many others, never had a clue), is flat broke and out of business. Too bad. May it rest in peace!
8:15 AM - 15 Dec 2018
Sad!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Sherman T Potter at February 12, 2019 04:56 PM (01PeQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 04:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 04:56 PM (t+qrx)
But mark me down for any mockery of the Weakly Standard, BIH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 04:57 PM (xJa6I)
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"I regret that I have but one wife to give for my cucklords." -- Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 04:57 PM (z2/o0)
Posted by: navybrat hates disco music at February 12, 2019 04:57 PM (w7KSn)
Have you ever been to sea, Billy?
Posted by: Captain Hindgrinder at February 12, 2019 04:55 PM (nPGq2)
Been to see what, Cap'n Hindgrinder?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 04:57 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 04:57 PM (cTTpH)
Would you trust the shelves of liquor on that cruise? #LivingDangerously
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 04:58 PM (6eEQ+)
Pete Seria: "These educational cruises always seem to cost triple what a normal cruise can be bought for. What's up with that?"
Because if it's educational you can write the cost off on your taxes
Posted by: Union Teachers Who Don't Get Paid Enough at February 12, 2019 04:58 PM (TAmPV)
The Love Boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 04:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
Featuring Big Jim Slade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYO06TDHoc&has_verified=1
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (BqXKV)
huh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (Z4rgH)
Holy shit!
The Cuck Cruise got VANHALEN?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: S/S Cuck Cruise announcements at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (pNxlR)
Or are cruises just a "thing" that pretentious magazines do to extract $$$ from rich subscribers, and it's not a specific "troll" cruise?
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)
Issac
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Avi at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (0QYMt)
huh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)
And MASH meets the Man from UNCLE.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (9fNWb)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)
_______
Ralph Northam.
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (z2/o0)
huh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)
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Battle of the Fashion Designers . . .
fashion thread!!!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (AzW6q)
BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (U5tDi)
Well.... I do have Boarding Party Experience, and a Cutlass.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (z2/o0)
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LOL!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (U5tDi)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/109178702321449
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1089729404966707201
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2019 05:02 PM (9fNWb)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
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You're hired. Work out the details and ask ace to put it up in the sidebar. Can't wait.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:02 PM (U5tDi)
BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (U5tDi)
I'll do it. How hard can it be?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 05:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: S/S Cuck Cruise at February 12, 2019 05:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (9fNWb)
I hear he's starting a new company called Cuck 'n Code.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2019 05:03 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 05:03 PM (eCO/a)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 05:03 PM (DMUuz)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1089729404966707201
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)
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ace, that first one is already gone.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (jy+Ot)
Posted by: Miklos, just like the good old days at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (zCyNd)
I still think we should have an AoSHQ cruise.
BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM (U5tDi)
Awesome Idea. I like cruises. I go every year. Of course its a metal cruise with lots of drinking, scantily clad chicks, and big on debauchery. I will say its pretty frigging fun.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (eCO/a)
I imagine a cruise would be similar, but more expensive.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dave Cummings at February 12, 2019 05:04 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 05:02 PM (t+qrx)
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Piece of cake. You were in the navy, right? You know about ships and water and such. You also know all sorts of computer stuff so you can fix up a livestream for us.
Don Q, meet your new cruise partner, hogmartin.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Capn Francesco Kristol at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (LL1Be)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1091787023214497792
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
Other angles work too. I have a photographer friend that goes as the official photog for bands, and the band to pay for his trip. A couple of photo shoots and he gets to play the rest of the time. Rough life.
I have also heard that if you arrange with the cruise line to teach a skill their guests want to learn, like photography or art or something, you can get free lodging on the ship to teach a few classes during your cruise.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bruce at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (8ikIW)
Stick to the T-Shirt sales.
Like printing money, that.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (jy+Ot)
Oh come on this cruise is cheap - only $8 grand a head. Let's all go!!! (sarc!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (eCO/a)
Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
And Ralph Northam as our bartender.
Berserker can be our musical entertainment, and garrett can do stand-up.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:07 PM (U5tDi)
So, kinda like producing T-shirts and hoping to sell at tremendous loss.
The only solution is, of course, high volume.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 05:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:07 PM (LL1Be)
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You missed his "Cats of Instagram" link post.
"Morning snuggles with Chip!"
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1092803889852805125
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:07 PM (AzW6q)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1091787023214497792
Posted by: ace
Still makes no sense. Is this a moron test or something?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (whUgy)
Stick to the T-Shirt sales.
Like printing money, that.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (jy+Ot)
#twoweeks
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Miklos, insisteing on maritime etiquette at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (hvf9s)
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Awesome. Quick, LizLem, you and I have to figure out something to teach. All I know about is homeschooling and no one's going to want that.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (wCmLp)
BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:00 PM
Red Sox fans are known for their organizational abilities, élan, and general savoir-faire.
Not to mention your successful helming of TDG V-I and the upcoming TDG V-II, and the recently-concluded, and, by all accounts, wildly-memorable NoVaMoMe.
Which brings us to inevitable conclusion: Who better?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 05:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 05:09 PM (0OmEj)
It's kind of like when a musical act books a gig at WinStar Casino.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Yep. It gets ugly between con organizers and hotel when that promised X number of rooms resrved fails to materialize.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2019 05:10 PM (9fNWb)
Gavin MacLeod's best role was as Moriarity, Odd Ball's foil in Kelly's Heroes
Posted by: prove me wrong at February 12, 2019 05:10 PM (pNxlR)
We are covered up in Sea Men!
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 12, 2019 05:10 PM (2DHSK)
Overall, pretty good! I hadn't realized just how many cruises there are in the Mediterranean -- I thought it was most a Caribbean thing.
I went along on some of the "shore excursions" because I had to, but in some cases I wish I was free to do what I wanted - -I'm not the "group travel" sort.
The best excursion was actually a small group that went to an obscure farmhouse restaurant in the deep French/Provence countryside that was probably the best restaurant meal I'v ever had.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:10 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 05:10 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 05:10 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (iw59Q)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1091787023214497792
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
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Oh, okay. Got it.
Hey, LizLem! We can teach a class on how to bake brownies from scratch. Evidently that's a thing worth hashtagging, so it must be worth a free room on a cruise, right?
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (U5tDi)
An AoSHQ cruise can only end one way : drownings.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
In vomit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (veoSD)
...until someone drowns in the pool made of pudding. Because of course they will.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (hvf9s)
https://tinyurl.com/yxv4rhb7
Posted by: Bert G at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (1JpTT)
There was a fairly funny Jack Lemmon/Walter Matthau movie on that theme, "Out to Sea". Not one of their best, but it had its moments.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Hey, LizLem! We can teach a class on how to bake brownies from scratch. Evidently that's a thing worth hashtagging, so it must be worth a free room on a cruise, right?
Posted by: bluebell
I'll make the special pot butter to go in them!
Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 05:09 PM (DMUuz)
Agreed. NGU could probably lend her a captain's hat. A real one, not the weirdo Hefner/Kristol kind.
So that about covers everything.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (2DHSK)
98 An AoSHQ cruise can only end one way : drownings.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
Nope: fisticuffs over who gets to blow the ship's horn
Posted by: I've ... seen things at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (NVfrr)
Those surgeons cucked their faces. (to stay topic compliant)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (NLLmE)
It's kind of like when a musical act books a gig at WinStar Casino.
Posted by: Tom Servo
coochi coochi
Posted by: Charo at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (gkstg)
Who knew there was a Love Boat/Mannix crossover? With Elke Sommer, too.
Day-um. I'd watch that.
Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2019 05:11 PM (1JpTT)
Anne Baxter and Cristina Ferrare are in it too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (D7FqI)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM
ARE YOU KIDDING??????
Burning donuts, dominating GenPop, beginning and advanced shivving, professional New York Yankee fan trolling, the list is seemingly endless.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (xyung)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1091787023214497792
Posted by: ace
..............
Who the fuck frosts brownies??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (so+oy)
While mostly true, Konrad Seigfried from KAOS was under deep, deep cover.
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (wxZSX)
I have some Mushrooms we can grind up and throw in there, too!
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (2DHSK)
https://tinyurl.com/yxv4rhb7
I saw that. 17,000 feet - damn, that is a long, long, long way down. Even the Titanic was only at 12,000.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)
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My husband would see an actor/actress who were past their prime and say "well, they're Love Boat bait now."
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (U5tDi)
It's unbelievable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (AzW6q)
Watchin' our wives sail away,
Sittin' on the dock of the bay,
Wastin' time, wastin' time.
Posted by: Cucks at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (LL1Be)
That's what the "shore excursions" are for.
Posted by: Miklos, Guest Experience Associate at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (zCyNd)
Imma talkin' dual 50cal turrets, sniper's nests, mortars, 20mm deck guns. And mebbe helo assault sorties for the kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (2DHSK)
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (oiNtH)
I just realized that in the 1970s "The Love Boat" was basically one step up career-wise from "Hollywood Squares."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Otis My Man.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (2DHSK)
++++++++++
This right here is why we can't have nice things...
Also, lol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:15 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: William Kristol, Esq : AHOY! at February 12, 2019 05:15 PM (4e+hS)
Speaking of large ships, this may be a repeat or old news, but the wreckage of the USS Hornet has been located."
That is so awesome.
Those Yorktowns were hard to kill.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 12, 2019 05:15 PM (0QYMt)
1. He spoke the truth about what Hillary's election would mean.
2. He picked a winner.
3. He got a high-ranking job inside the White House rather than bloviating on the cocktail circuit.
Any one of these was enough to shun and hate him, but taken together they make him the Beltway Conservative Antichrist.
It only adds insult to injury that people continue to want to hear his thoughts while the Never Trumpers are increasingly irrelevant outside of Twitter man-flirting.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 05:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cheri
Holy cow, you aren't kidding!
https://docs.wixstatic.com/ ugd/b32f0c_54f2b675e1ab4ad7ae45f7087d8c1975.pdf
Cabin categories available at the following rates per person in double occupancy, not including airfare: C1 Cabin with picture window: $7,250 B1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda, deck 8: $7,950
A1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda, deck 9: $8,250 PH Penthouse with veranda, deck 10: $10,250
Single occupancy rates, not including airfare:
C1 Cabin with picture window: $8,250 B1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda, deck 8: $9,500 A1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda deck 9: $9,750 PH Penthouse with veranda, deck 10: $14,450
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
_____
Hop in my Cutlass, it's as big as a whale -- and it's about to set sail ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (z2/o0)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You'd have to let us fire the 16 inchers at least once.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (v0R5T)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yytu8hvd
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (nPGq2)
I just realized that in the 1970s "The Love Boat" was basically one step up career-wise from "Hollywood Squares."
Posted by: Anonymous 7
The Last Chance Saloon.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (NLLmE)
Always remembered one with Robert "Juan Epstein"Hedgyes hooked up with Maureen McCormick. Talk about beauty and the beast!
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (talIc)
Has Todd RSVP'd yet?
...because, I'm not going if Todd is going.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 04:57 PM (cTTpH)
Sigh.
Fucking Todd....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (8iiMU)
GenPop?
General population in a prison?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (Y+V3r)
If we need extra cash, we can offer night classes on how to do homemade shivs and properly commit a murder on international waters. Surely there is a book on that for dummies we can steal material from!
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cucks at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (z2/o0)
Fred Schneider was a Mopar Man.
Posted by: Miklos, in a Plymouth Satellite at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (c+2jX)
Veranda better have a hot, younger sister for that kind of cash.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (2DHSK)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Those are for the Potomac River segment.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (hvf9s)
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Deal. I can schlep all your supplies. I've had five kids' worth of experience doing that.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 05:08 PM (4e+hS)
Nope: fisticuffs over who gets to blow the ship's horn
Man, what a way to go. A boatload of corgis, food, music, cutlery, rope and 7 days with only "X" amount of valu-rite. A hold full of vodka for 300 morons would seem to be a dream for the first 24 hours or so. Then the disappearances start.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (sLicW)
Imma talkin' dual 50cal turrets, sniper's nests, mortars, 20mm deck guns. And mebbe helo assault sorties for the kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:14 PM (whUgy)
Who'll be responsible for getting the Lettres de Marque?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (MkcN1)
There was no fishy attachment as in most spam.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (TD9KB)
how to do homemade shivs and properly commit a murder on international
waters. Surely there is a book on that for dummies we can steal material
from!
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (hvf9s)
The sea does not give up her dead.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (t0Z53)
http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/12639399.jpg
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (pAl8e)
Say what?!
Say there ain't no cruise party like a cuck cruise party cuz a cuc in cruise party dont stop!"
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (xTfwV)
Imma talkin' dual 50cal turrets, sniper's nests, mortars, 20mm deck guns. And mebbe helo assault sorties for the kids.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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You know that island in the Caribbean that we've always wanted?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: William Kristol, Esq : AHOY! at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (zmIJL)
See? And that is something I hate to do, schlepping the supplies. Perfect plan is perfect.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (hvf9s)
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6210/6096532171_58b5ea839d_b.jpg
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (c+2jX)
You really need to get out of the bay area.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM
General Population, aka "Main Yard", "Mainline", etc. You know, in "The Big House", "The Greybar Motel", etc.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (xTfwV)
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Hi Peetey! How's the leg? Are you and the SMAW enjoying your door prizes?
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (c+2jX)
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Dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Halston at February 12, 2019 05:21 PM (MI74Q)
60 Seany Conks just announced as new Senior Writer for The Bulwark
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
First article: "Living As A Man With Undescended Testicles"
Posted by: Seany Conks, Seany Conks, Seany all the way! at February 12, 2019 05:21 PM (pNxlR)
What?
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:21 PM (nRWPy)
https://docs.wixstatic.com/ ugd/b32f0c_54f2b675e1ab4ad7ae45f7087d8c1975.pdf
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (c+2jX)
Holy crap, I absolutely cannot afford any of those.
Looks like I'm hot-racking again.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 05:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (IpsQV)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (MkcN1)
'I couldn't eat another bite, really.'
Posted by: Bartolo Colon at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (2DHSK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: ghost of kari at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (8IQhD)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:20 PM (zmIJL)
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Oh no. I am laughing way too hard at this.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (MkcN1)
Respected Sir:
I can to be of assistance in this delicate matter.
Posted by: Miklos, with Nigerian contacts at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (zCyNd)
If you do a fishing excursion, make sure to bring everyone you can, you gate one pole per person in Alaska. It's against the law to use 2 poles.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (c+2jX)
You really need to get out of the bay area.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I tried, but they said I had to stay in quarantine for six months before entering any other regions.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Is he the guy from the failed video arcade date thread?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:1
That's as opposed to being in lock down in solitary or PC because you don't play well with others or they don't play well with you.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (TD9KB)
What?
Posted by: dagny
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As in, not a special housing unit - you're in the main part of the prison, with all the other convicts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (AzW6q)
Top hits:
1) The Wikipedia entry
2) Bulwark story "Michael Anton Is Back to Remind Us That There's Such a Thing as a 'Trump Intellectual'"
3) WaPo story "Michael Anton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Racist Argument on Birthright Citizenship"
4) Entry on the Claremont Institute contributor list
5) Entry on the Claremont Institute bio list
So the top link is pointless because Wiki is always near the top, the next two are hit pieces from the Left media, and the two following that are official from his think tank.
So, am I right in my knee-jerk assumption that he's awesome?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (I2dne)
... like with powdered sugar?
Posted by: Hillary at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (2DHSK)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: American at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (a1PUz)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:21 PM (nRWPy)
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Oh, he's talking about me again, dagny. Just ignore it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (U5tDi)
very cool, I was honored to give a eulogy for a veteran of WWII at the Houston Memorial Cemetery about 4 years ago. Researching his career gave me a renewed interest in the development of the B-29 as he existed in the military almost exclusively for that purpose.
In that research I got to dive into the story of the Doolittle raid. Charles Lindbergh played a role. That raid really rattled the Japanese military and population.
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (f8dwL)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:17 PM (c+2jX)
No matter what freaky, fucked up shit I've done sexually, you always seem to be able to top it.
Well done and I'm so sorry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Cucks at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM
Nick the Lounge Singer of course. "Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars!"
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Just one?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Miklos Borgnine at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (zCyNd)
133 Are photo negatives of pandas racist?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (xyung)
If they are negatives of B&W photos of pandas, they are
Posted by: at least one of you will check this out ... for Coonman! at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (QSdIk)
Whew, thought you were talking about a music genre.
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (nRWPy)
Why do you know that?
Posted by: dagny
The range of my knowledge is nearly infinite. Which, unfortunately, has a lot of downsides.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cucks at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Those are for the Potomac River segment.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Little Known Fact: The observation stations for fall of shot are still in place along the Potomac from the days when they developed the big naval guns at Dahlgren, Virginia.
Yep, too much information.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 05:24 PM (FTlwv)
Michael Anton wrote "The Flight 93 Election", which was the best take on what was going on in 2016 by anybody. He is particularly hated by the NeverTrumpers for that being so dead on accurate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Kurt Schlicter at February 12, 2019 05:25 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (I2dne)
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Anton wrote "The Flight 93 Election" and basically destroyed the NeverTrumpers. A lot of conservative intellectuals who didn't like Trump for class reasons climbed on the Trump Train because of that article.
It's thoughtful and well-reasoned and didn't fall back on Simpsons references, so Jonah Goldberg particularly hates it.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (MkcN1)
REO Speedwagon just happens to be available. Date doesn't matter, whatever it is they just happen to be available.
Talk about luck!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (Mouru)
We COULD set up skeet shooting off of the deck, though! That would be a lot of fun.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (hvf9s)
..........
Now all we need are vomitoriums.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++++
Ah. I read that one. It was very good. Didn't connect the name with the piece, though. Thanks!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (I2dne)
135 Conky Dong's Twitter TL is like a fire hose of pure soy just blasting in your face.
It's unbelievable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:13 PM (AzW6q)
#MilkyLoads
Posted by: that ain't soy milk at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (0OmEj)
Off the coast of Somalia has the significant advantage of being off the coast.
Posted by: Miklos Vespucci at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)
______
Phrasing!
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (z2/o0)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++
Wouldn't the plural be "vomitoria?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (hvf9s)
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Weasel's our man.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (U5tDi)
There was no fishy attachment as in most spam.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 05:18 PM (TD9KB)
I scarcely think Homeland Security would tell a subject they were monitoring his phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 05:19 PM (KoKdw)
And the faint glimmer of a first concept for a Moron Republic appears...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Pablo Cruise at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:28 PM (NLLmE)
very cool, I was honored to give a eulogy for a veteran of WWII at the Houston Memorial Cemetery about 4 years ago. Researching his career gave me a renewed interest in the development of the B-29 as he existed in the military almost exclusively for that purpose.
In that research I got to dive into the story of the Doolittle raid. Charles Lindbergh played a role. That raid really rattled the Japanese military and population.
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (XTiHL)
My wife took care of the guy who invented Night Vision goggles when he was in the hospital, talk about an interesting and brilliant man.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 12, 2019 05:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cap'n Henny Kristol at February 12, 2019 05:28 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:29 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Cap'n Henny Kristol at February 12, 2019 05:28 PM (wxZSX)
Yes, PLEEEEASE!
Posted by: Cap'n Henny Kristol's Wife at February 12, 2019 05:29 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:29 PM (zmIJL)
He was writing under the name "Publius Decius Mus" so as not to cause complications with his job at the time. He was eventually outed as the real author by some GOP-e cuck who thought they could get him fired, but it didn't hurt him, actually made him much more well known.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (gC2IV)
Forget about the Donks, it looks like the GOP is trying to rook Trump again.
Trump gets less than nothing out of this deal as the original DSH
funding bill had 1.8 billion for border barriers, in this compromise
bill he gets less than that and they reduce bed space.
I understand the GOP is worse than useless but this must be a new low in reverse negotiating.
The GOP is an illigitimate political party.
If he signs this POS, it would be a sad betrayal of those that brung him.
Posted by: John The Savage at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (Qvp9V)
Posted by: I've ... seen things at February 12, 2019 05:12 PM (pNxlR)
Get the fuck off that gun mount!!
Posted by: SS Peruvia's Chief Mate at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (2dhR7)
Posted by: OrangeBeard at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (I2dne)
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He posted it under a pseudonym because he didn't want to lose his job and get violence directed at him.
The Paycheck Conservatives denounce him as a coward for that because of course they write under their own names.
Of course, they also suck up to the left and are nothing more than shills for billionaires, so writing what they do carries zero risk.
Kind of like how David French reminds EVERYONE he was in the Army in Iraq while omitting that his job was to Article 15 GIs who left their rifles in the latrine.
Audie Murphy he was not.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (cfSRQ)
And Ralph Northam as our bartender.
Berserker can be our musical entertainment, and garrett can do stand-up.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:07 PM (U5tDi)
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LOL. Trump/bluebell 2020!!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (z2/o0)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++
Wouldn't the plural be "vomitoria?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (I2dne)
A vomitorium was just a stage exit at a theater. Nothing to do with puking.
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:29 PM (zmIJL)
Turn down the turndown service.
Posted by: Miklos, all at sea at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
*clicks "Book Cruise"*
Posted by: Cory Booker at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: eleven
It just means 'exit', you know.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (whUgy)
You missed his "Cats of Instagram" link post.
"Morning snuggles with Chip!"
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1092803889852805125
...
I saw it. And the one about how Batman's dad was guilty of Male Aggression or whatever.
It's pretty sad.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 05:22 PM (0OmEj)
So shelling it would be OK, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Miklos Vespucci at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (zCyNd)
Aye! It sure does have that advantage.
Posted by: Somali Pirates at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (QSdIk)
I see from that video clip that Mike Connors is on "The Love Boat" too. Just doin' some "private investigatin'" eh, Mike?
Sad.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 12, 2019 05:31 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (gC2IV)
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I was just about to type the same thing. Some things cannot be unread.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
Having an Oldsmobile is a qualification?
Posted by: American at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (a1PUz)
Yep, wish he could come back. John Bolton is in charge there now, and there are a lot of great things about him, but part of his dark side is that he won't allow anyone to work for him unless it's guaranteed that they will parrot every word he says without even the tiniest hint of complaint.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cap'n Henny Kristol at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (oZ6kz)
Where is Jonah Goldberg to tell me the latest cute antics of whatever dog he has today?
Or Hugh Bluwitt to talk about some college sports team I could give a crap about?
Or Rear Admiral Bill Krisco to observe with envy as he sloughs around the pool in a speedo with an appletini in hand?
Hardly worth it. Harrumph.
Posted by: Keith at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)
That and the Mandatory Monday Moustache Trim
Posted by: Miklos, neatly groomed at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (gC2IV)
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I was just about to type the same thing. Some things cannot be unread.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 05:32 PM (ffYR/
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*Resists urge to scroll up*
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (adsVM)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cap'n Henny Kristol
hah
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:33 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)
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I miss TWS cuck cruise. Those that brought their wives always wanted to see me with them. What I don't miss is when the cucks would cry after I did their wives. So unmanly.
Posted by: Isaac Washington at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (+3Y8+)
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (hvf9s)
Whether it's Krisco in the speedo or the pool in the speedo, I just lost my lunch.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (MkcN1)
I get Michael Anton mixed up with Antron Brown, the Top Fuel drag racing champion. I'd much rather meet the latter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (HaL55)
Ray ends up bored stiff, constantly sitting in the dining room eating his weight in shucked clams.
"Raymond, join us for the dance at 7!"
"I can't make it Ma. I'm killing myself at 6."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++++
Wouldn't the plural be "vomitoria?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The plural is indeed vomitoria.
Amazingly, vomitoria are currently "in the news" in classical studies: While ancietn writers did indeed mention "vomitoria" as architectural features, they never actually said what they were for. Based solely on a literal reading of the word, scholars had always assumed that vomitoria were rooms with running water where roman would go to vomit during orgies/banquets, to make room for more food.
But recent research has suggested that this was entirely wrong, and that Romans never actually did have rooms for vomiting. Archaeologists and researchers spent years developing a new theory that may likely be the real story: "vomitoria," is turns out, are only ever mentioned as features of large stadiums and coliseums, not of private residences. And yet no one has ever fond a "barf room" at any existing Roman stadium. The new theory posits that the word "vomitorium" was actually metaphorical, and didn't refer to actual vomit, but merely to large exit tunnels that "vomited" out the crowds after permformanes.
Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (gC2IV)
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Same here.
Posted by: SMH at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (RU4sa)
Holy shit, just come the rest of the way out of the closet. Hiding your head in it like an ostrich while your ass is hanging out just waiting for a top to come along isn't fooling anyone.
Posted by: Bert G at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (OMsf+)
Now I'm just completely confused:
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1049455915164942336
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 05:01 PM
You have a Chance-Vought F7U Cutlass?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: John The Savage at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (Qvp9V)
Depends on what he does afterward. I could see him signing it to get the toke handout then going ahead with the non legislative solutions.
Posted by: Keith at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (jdGlx)
If writing about the merits and demerits of double-breasted jackets had not raised Anton's star, his apocalyptic forecast, ornamented with nativist and racially tinged rhetoric, did the job. Before long, and with Trump's surprising victory in November, Anton (whose pseudonymous identity was pierced by the reporting of the Weekly Standard) found himself invited to join the administration of the man he regarded as America's savior, with no less a figure than Steve Bannon lauding him as "one of the most significant intellects in [the] nationalist movement."
Today, however, having been cast down from the heights of Trump's National Security Council to a perch as a lecturer at Hillsdale College, Anton is back with a slender volume, titled After the Flight 93 Election. It is comprised of three sections: two of which are his previously published essays, including the notorious original, and the third, on the "foundations of American greatness," is also a defense of himself from various slings and arrows that have been directed his way.
Let that sink in. Keeping in mind that TWS and The Bulwark are one and the same:
- The hate him
- They call him a racist, nativist, generally bigoted bastard
- They make fun of him and question his intellect for his works on fashion
- They relish in his leaving the White House and becoming a lecturer
- They lambaste his new work as a repetitive defense against "slings and arrows"
Umm, Bulwark crew, maybe you wanna check your pots and kettles? You people with hotdog fights on Twitter dare call out someone for writing on fashion? You people whose magazines failed and had to be bailed out by new left-wingers to make a new one as kept women are delighting in his being a lecturer at a good college now?
Oy vey. These people are freaking clueless. Like I said, I don't know much about Anton and don't know if I should be defending him or not, but the level of hypocrisy in this article is just unreal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:27 PM (nPGq2)
Same here but I'm trying to think of reason to send it. Is it a set up for a follow up text? I just haven't been able to google up this particular scam which you usually can .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (TD9KB)
Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (c+2jX)
That was what they taught me in school.
Posted by: Miklos, perparing aperitif at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Troll the comments from the bathtub with your phone.
No cameras - this is a family friendly blog after all.
Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2019 05:37 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 12, 2019 05:37 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 05:37 PM (ySZHT)
Sometimes it's enough to know that someone has made all the right enemies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Seems to be a growing thing. I've been a Claremont Review subscriber for a few years now and this morning is the first time I have heard of one from them. Way out of my price range despite going to a lot of places I'd like to go.
The Mark Steyn Club started doing one last year that was a lot of fun. They are also doing one this year to Alaska.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (2lndx)
https://www.claremont.org/crb/basicpage/the-flight-93-election/
he was also an NSC spokesman under Trump.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (whUgy)
His sister Susan was a dish, back in the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (nPGq2)
http://tinyurl.com/yyt5k6me
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (miE9U)
He who frost brownies wakes up with stinky fudgesicle
Posted by: Confucius at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (TAmPV)
Cabin categories available at the following rates
per person in double occupancy, not including airfare: C1 Cabin with
picture window: $7,250 B1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda, deck 8: $7,950
A1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda, deck 9: $8,250 PH Penthouse with veranda, deck 10: $10,250
Single occupancy rates, not including airfare:
C1 Cabin with picture window: $8,250 B1 Deluxe stateroom with
veranda, deck 8: $9,500 A1 Deluxe stateroom with veranda deck 9: $9,750
PH Penthouse with veranda, deck 10: $14,450
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:16 PM (c+2jX)
Somebody is getting their palm greased big time. You can do cruises for waaay less than that. You can get a nice room with a balcony for less than $2500 a person on one of the big ass ships. Even the metal cruise I go in is on a huge ass royal carribean ship with a junior suite is $2500.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (9Om/r)
And yes, "Seany Conks" is Sean Conklin, the guy (?) who wrote that embarrassing tale of mansplaining feminist theory to a girl.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 12, 2019 05:34 PM (MI74Q)
No, what you're thinking of is called "curding the lemon".
Posted by: That Guy... at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (QSdIk)
Posted by: zombie
wow, even i'm like, "TMI."
Posted by: ace
That's one of the secret strategies for hiding hideous facts from the public, and thereby protecting certain groups: The things they do are so repulsive that they're deemed "TMI," and so are never mentioned, and the propagandists step into the void and paint a false rosy picture of innocence.
This applies to all sorts of things like Muslim ideology, gay sexual practices, abortion, etc.
Sometimes, one needs to expose the brutal truth to dispel the lies.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (c+2jX)
Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (c+2jX)
++++++++++
Yeah, I think there was probably disagreement about this. My dad (who knows a fair amount of Latin and was a big Rome buff) always told me that despite people talking about vomiting in the vomitoria, but that their presence exclusively at large venues meant they probably were bug exists for people to use - to be vomited out of the venue. Like the big exit gates at ballparks today.
I have heard both explanations for as long as I can remember.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (NLLmE)
http://tinyurl.com/yyt5k6me
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:38 PM (miE9U)
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Oh my! I wouldn't go there even to see a dancing sandwich.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (QLvwG)
https://tinyurl.com/y39peb6t
Goes to Twitter
Posted by: Old Blue
Bravo, whoever did this.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)"
Yeah, now I don't believe his story at all. This mincing fairy isn't going on any dates with women unless he's going with his mom to pick out a dress for his transitioning party.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (oZ6kz)
Do people really do this?
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (miE9U)
I remember a time when I was wild about Susan Anton.
Yeah, if Antron Brown isn't available, I'd like to meet her 30 year-old self. Rowr.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (MkcN1)
i get the question, but has he really been doing a Long Con just to spring this on us yesterday?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1049455915164942336
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)
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Not as confused as Seany Conks is. Not by a country mile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:40 PM (MkcN1)
+++++++++++++
Does this day end in "Y?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (I2dne)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/1049455915164942336
Posted by: ace
Join the club.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)
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They have something called "The wall in their hearts" on their page, which I only know because I tried the cuckshed link...
Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (v0R5T)
Port-a-pukies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (2DHSK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:39 PM (c+2jX)
Today, on Dirty Jobs...
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (ABjxW)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmmXf3GAl0h/?
utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=16exilhn4398c
remove spaces for working link
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
DC is the sausage factory of all time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)
No idea. I didn't look at his whole TL to see how far back it goes, and I just glanced at the previous story on my phone because I was at work.
*shrug* There's no such thing as parody any more anyway.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++
If he was, then bravo to him.
But I kinda doubt it. There is so little snark in what he has posted. I know I wouldn't be able to resist some snark if I were trolling like that...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2019 05:44 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (v0R5T)
Port-a-pukies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (nPGq2)
I thought the advantage of ships was you just need to lean over the rail.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:44 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 05:43 PM (/rm4P)
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Our guy gets around.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Count de Monet
*mournful Choo Choo*
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (2DHSK)
=======
Someone's got to pay for all those illegal aliens.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (zmIJL)
It was short, though. Left Friday afternoon, returned Monday morning. I assume these are longer cruises.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (eCO/a)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (MkcN1)
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When we put in at Guam, the whole thing's going to tip over...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)
Ace, if you done this, I am in awe. You magnificent Ewok!
Posted by: Old Blue at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (gEvQ8)
I give you "The Love Boat: The Next Generation":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MGPB49RoXk
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 12, 2019 05:47 PM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: Dr. T, asking the questions no one else will ask at February 12, 2019 05:47 PM (2PXwn)
A week goes by before any of the attendees on the Ace cruise realize the boat hasn't left the dock.
"Hey man, either we're going really fast or really, really slow. This is the second time we've pulled in here in...anybody know what day this is, man?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 05:47 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (nRWPy)
being...I think about $600 a pop for 3 of us, who shared a stateroom
with a balcony. And it was Royal Caribbean, which is one of the best
cruise lines. So yeah, this seems pretty steep.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:42 PM (oZ6kz)
Exactly.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (9Om/r)
no, it's not. you'll still be able to ride from bakersfield to merced.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (eCO/a)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (D7FqI)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (gEvQ
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Well, the guy was talking about doing a parody of the Bulwark called the Cuckshed, so if you have to park something there while you develop the site, you might as well just point it at the Bulwark FTTB.
Jus' sayin...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (AzW6q)
Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:35 PM (c+2jX)
That was what they taught me in school.
Posted by: Miklos, perparing aperitif at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (zCyNd)
302 Zombie, I didn't think that was new. Pretty sure I read years ago in one of those books for smartasses that vomitorium just referred to an exit at a large building like a stadium.
Posted by: Broseidon
Yes -- that had always been a possible interpretation of the word. I think the new research basically proved it was true, as they may have found exit tunnel that were actually signed as "vomitoria," confirming the exit-theory.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (MkcN1)
Port outbound, starboard home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:49 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2019 05:49 PM (kufk0)
Todd Ruger
@ToddRuger
·
14m
Senate moves closer to confirming William Barr as attorney general, in 55-44 vote on procedural motion on the floor. Sets up final confirmation vote, likely Thursday. Dems voting yes:
@Sen_JoeManchin
@DougJones
and
@kyrstensinema
. GOP voting no:
@RandPaul
.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 05:49 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 05:49 PM (nnI2U)
It was short, though. Left Friday afternoon, returned Monday morning. I assume these are longer cruises.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)
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10 years ago, myself, wife and daughter (one cabin) went on a pretty high end cruise for a week for $5k.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (6qErC)
Anachronda: the funniest thing is, I believe the area from Bakersfield to Merced is pretty red.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)
>>I thought the advantage of ships was you just need to lean over the rail.
Pro Tip: always make sure it's the leeward rail
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (TAmPV)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996394197153386497
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996209298408706050
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
We COULD set up skeet shooting off of the deck, though! That would be a lot of fun.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 05:26 PM
**************
Ace could do a class on Shelving Made Easy
And Molly Bolts...For Fun and Profit!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (0tfLf)
The word "vomitoria" sounds like the Romans had a pretty good sense of humor. Especially so if it looked like a mouth on the outside.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:52 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 12, 2019 05:46 PM (gEvQ
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Well, the guy was talking about doing a parody of the Bulwark called the Cuckshed, so if you have to park something there while you develop the site, you might as well just point it at the Bulwark FTTB.
..
i did not do it.
Was I *aware* of it being done?
No comment. What are you, a cop?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996394197153386497
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996209298408706050
Posted by: ace
The intersectional feminism of Cheers = peak soy?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (gkstg)
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996394197153386497
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996209298408706050
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++++
I think he's probably pursuing a PhD in Feminist Sitcom Analysis. He wanted to work with that broad who had one in RomComs so they could talk about feminist critiques all day, but alas she's been fired and he'll never land next to her.
Sad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (6qErC)
no, it's not. you'll still be able to ride from bakersfield to merced.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 05:48 PM (sGtp+)
........
Then how do you get the fuck out of Merced?
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
(a)RandPaul
DAMMIT , Rand.
Will you KNOCK this shit OFF?
Didn't like his answers on pot? Insufficient loyalty to the gold standard? What?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mikey G at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (aqEgy)
I'll do beer concessions out of the bed of my truck.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
You can check out but you can never leave
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
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LOL. If I were a cop, the others would kill me. I'd be like Serpico, except dead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (786Ro)
(a)RandPaulDAMMIT , Rand.Will you KNOCK this shit OFF?Didn't like his answers on pot? Insufficient loyalty to the gold standard? What?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:53 PM (LL1Be)
Actually it was his defense of warrantless searches.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:55 PM (LL1Be)
anything else, not so much.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (nnI2U)
It's right there in the word.
Posted by: eleven
Latin is a very metaphorical language -- they used concrete images to refer to non-physcial attributes, very frequently. And this metaphorical-ness had heavily influenced English to this day. There are a zillion examples such as: a "captain" is the "head" of a military unit, from the Latin word for head, "caput." Of course he's not literally the "head" of the squadron (or "corpus") -- me's the metaphorical "head." We've gotten so used to thinking this way that we are unconscious of it by this point. Etc. etc. etc. in almost all Latin words. But the same is very likely true of vomitorium - - metaphorical vomit, not literal vomit.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (c+2jX)
deposit too. But it was definitely under $1,000, for a decent room on a
very nice ship with some extra amenities to boot.
It was short, though. Left Friday afternoon, returned Monday morning. I assume these are longer cruises.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)
When I was doing regular royal carribean cruises I think the most I paid was $1500 for a 9 day cruise, and that was room with a balcony on what was the biggest ship. I did around 7 or 8 of those and it was al;ways 12-1500 a person. The metal cruise that I do these days is $2500, for 5 days with a junior suite, BUT, there are 60 bands on the ship that play 2 shows each, so they have to get paid somehow. These are aren't rinky dink bands either, some big names. That cruise you can do as cheap as $1200 if you get an inside cabin, and many of those have atrium view windows that look onto the promenade , which itself looks like a street in paris, or italy, or some shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2019 05:50 PM (miE9U)
........
My daughter lives in Fresno, everybody hates the high speed rail. And yes, they're pretty conservative.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
383 Glad to hear the CA bullet train is (almost/practicaly) dead.
Anachronda: the funniest thing is, I believe the area from Bakersfield to Merced is pretty red.
i know bakersfield is kevin mccarthy country (i'm in the same district), but i don't know about merced.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: John The Savage at February 12, 2019 05:30 PM (Qvp9V)
He should sign it, and use the occasion as he lays down the pen to announce a national emergency and that he has directed the Army Corps of Engineers to the border.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (xxAFD)
Sometimes commenting without reading all the previous can be quiet jarring.
Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2019 05:56 PM (FhXTo)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh990XGgfud/
he's a mental health counselor? Inspired by the Pulse gay nightclub shooting?
wut?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
Little-known fact: "conklin'" is an old Cajun method of fishing for catfish. You rub rancid chicken guts into your chest hair, and lie in shallow water breathing through a reed. When the catfish, attracted by the scent, come to feed, they get tangled in the hair. The conkler then stands up, and flings the fish onto the shore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (nPGq2)
yep vomitoriums are those gaping maws in stadiums, think Cleveland Browns running out onto the field
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (XTiHL)
He should sign it, and use the occasion as he lays down the pen to announce a national emergency and that he has directed the Army Corps of Engineers to the border.
Not so fast
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (O2RFr)
Silence of the Lambs type stuff right here
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
I'm still getting accustomed to party-line opposition to pathetic vanilla/highly qualified/in this case even WAS the f**king AG once before nominees.
Nothing against Barr, per se. But these are not normal times. The integrity of America's most powerful institutions is ablaze. Actual aggressive firefighters are needed. Not weird, sad little Beltway lawyer cult nobodies like the new FBI Director.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 05:58 PM (QDnY+)
wut?
Posted by: ace
Blind leading the blind.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 05:58 PM (gkstg)
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Eh... most mental health professionals are lunatics. You go with what you know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 05:59 PM (AzW6q)
And I'm sure his girl-tat has made a real difference in the world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
That episode of Cheers, where Cher comes in drag and sodomizes Norm with a strap-on while Charles Kuralt lectures Sam about treating women with respect... taht's my favorite!
Way to smash the Patriarchy!
Posted by: Sean Cock at February 12, 2019 05:59 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 05:59 PM (wxZSX)
wut?
*gay* nightclub shooting
gay Cheers episode
Sensing a theme here. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 05:59 PM (W+vEI)
I guess Soyny Conklin doesn't do phrasing.
But he probably does the Buffalo Bill tuck and mirror pose.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 05:59 PM (LL1Be)
- The hate him
- They call him a racist, nativist, generally bigoted bastard
- They make fun of him and question his intellect for his works on fashion
- They relish in his leaving the White House and becoming a lecturer
- They lambaste his new work as a repetitive defense against "slings and arrows"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)|
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You left out the part that they not only admitted, but were PROUD that they doxxed him.
Tools of the left, always eager to find conservatives they don't like and feed them to their true masters.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:00 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm sure it will be ignored by US media. Featured as top story on France 24.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 06:00 PM (eCO/a)
And we all know that, when traveling to Bakersfield or Merced, time is of the essence!
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 06:00 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 06:00 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (al28W)
Posted by: The Wig at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
That would be a little too toxically masculine for him.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (gkstg)
Why could he just keep Whitaker in charge?
That guy has some fight in him!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
Looks like Bradley Manning's
https://tinyurl.com/y2n7gjo6
Posted by: Bert G at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (al28W)
They're running the train on Loopy?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt Cooper at February 12, 2019 05:54 PM
Mom was kind of a bitch, bro.
Posted by: Carter Vanderbilt Cooper at February 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zmIJL)
the cruise ships pass by, going down the Hudson, and all I can think is,
Samonella Boat. All it takes is one diversity hire in the food prep
area who doesn't wash his hands after wiping his ass and every single
person on the ship gets sick.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 05:52 PM (zmIJL)
Stay away from the budget cruise lines and you'll be ok. I never had a problem. The newer ships have modern recessed sinks in the dining room entry area. You can't even enter unless you wash your hands.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 06:02 PM (9Om/r)
Burn all the airplanes, and outlaw automobiles, the planet is saved!
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)
It is sad when the you had the original typo as $35 and I was like yep, sounds right. $3.5 almost sounds like pocket change for that money pit.
How conveeeeeenient that it dies on his watch and all those funds just drift away in the wind, never to be accounted for...
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 06:03 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Broseidon
That would've been a fan-damn-tastic Jeopardy answer. Just read it in an Alex Trebek voice.
The question: Who is Seany Conks?
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (al28W)
Yup, the cities of jersey are filled with future sandbags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (9Om/r)
FFS, Trump Admin., go to f***ing war with this idiotic s**thole state. On all fronts.
I chafe when I hear about intellectual property protecting actions being taken with China or others - if it's from companies in CA. F**k them. They support lawlessness and mayhem and violence and drug addiction and national insecurity and race-based social vandalism. They are not suitable or worthy beneficiaries of federal action, on any level.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (AzW6q)
Lin-duh, El Chapo got convicted on 10 counts today. Just take his confiscated billions and put it to the wall like the bill currently in congress says to. Womp womp!!
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (hvf9s)
OH SHIT
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996394197153386497
https://twitter.com/SeanyConks/status/996209298408706050
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2019 05:51 PM (PbpT7)
I believe we've reached Peak Soy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (O2RFr)
True. But I'd like to see Trump keep raising the stakes until some clue enters the heads of the perpetually clueless. At some point, it has to, even if it's too late.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (xxAFD)
I think I'd like Jimmy Buffet to be the lounge singer.
Went to see him once. The warmup band couldn't make the gig, so he got up with a guitar and sang for about an hour an a half by himself. Good show. The venue was dry, so we got a bunch of empty IV bags, filled them with vodka and taped them to the inside of our arms with tubing running down to fill our soft drinks with and we all wore jackets to hide them. Good times, what we could remember of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)
Surely no one has missed the gay couple vibe from Norm and Cliff...seriously?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)
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Speaking of "Cheers," the absolute best episode ever was when Frasier and Lilleth debated their clinical approaches on that public access channel.
She's all about stroking the psyche slowly, teasingly until the patient cries out with relief.
He prefers a direct approach, thrusting into the psyche until the patient's trauma is ripped from them.
Hilarious.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
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Right? If you get any more soy than this guy, you just wake up one morning as a block of tofu. The soft kind. Like a super faggy version of Kafka's Metamorphosis.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (QDnY+)
At what point can President Trump declare California to be in a state of insurrection, and send in Federal troops to arrest all the legislators and run the State as a trusteeship?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (nPGq2)
I often find myself of an evening sashaying into a public house to try to deconstruct masculine bar culture.
The little umbrellas are to die for!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (AzW6q)
insurrection, and send in Federal troops to arrest all the legislators
and run the State as a trusteeship?
Totally agree. Far more Americans are suffering under our domestic socialist enemies than any foreign adversary.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (LL1Be)
She's all about stroking the psyche slowly, teasingly until the patient cries out with relief.
He prefers a direct approach, thrusting into the psyche until the patient's trauma is ripped from them.
Hilarious.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM
************
Was that the episode where Lilith gets called a wanton libidinous trollop?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (0tfLf)
Celebrate! Several years ago my right nut retracted inside, then my left. Now, finally, my wenis has crawled completely up inside and I have no male genitalia at all, the perfect man!
Posted by: Sean Cock at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (n2qRY)
He'll be a lot happier once he realizes it himself, whenever that happens. Which will be around the middle of never.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (Evws/)
t-bird, oh yes - the idiotic high-speed rail was approved by the cretinous voters of CA (just as was the idiotic stem-cell research institute). Oh - and the package is complete, as you'd expect - the state violated the terms of the bond measure (don't know what remedy, if any, was imposed by a court).
Lawless ignorance and stupidity - and racism - about all you'll find inside the heads of a solid majority of CA voters.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 06:27 PM (qdINy)
Yep, wish he could come back. John Bolton is in charge there now, and there are a lot of great things about him, but part of his dark side is that he won't allow anyone to work for him unless it's guaranteed that they will parrot every word he says without even the tiniest hint of complaint. "
Bolton's infamous ego also causes him to overreach and freelance with policy. While far from Trump's worse hire, and as you point out, in some ways a good choice, he has serious disagreements with POTUS. He's probably loyal, though, which is refreshing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (iw59Q)
467 We punished California by stepping back and letting them govern themselves into a black hole."
It's definitely a laboratory of moderate totalitarianism. California is little more than a subsidiary corporation of Google, and when the inevitable tech meltdown happens a lot of the unpersoning of the agriculture industry will be regretted but, hey, the zoo animals are meaty.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 06:43 PM (iw59Q)
very cool, I was honored to give a eulogy for a veteran of WWII at the Houston Memorial Cemetery about 4 years ago. Researching his career gave me a renewed interest in the development of the B-29 as he existed in the military almost exclusively for that purpose.
In that research I got to dive into the story of the Doolittle raid. Charles Lindbergh played a role. That raid really rattled the Japanese military and population.
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 05:23 PM (XTiHL)
Very true. Yamamoto was so chagrined at the effectively virtue signalling raid that he rammed through the extremely poorly planned Midway excursion that left him dangling 4 carriers out for the plucking, and with a bit of luck we sank all of them.
There are tons of flaws, but the biggest is that there is really no reason the US carriers needed to show up at all in their plan. Assuming they took the island, not a safe assumption as it was stuffed with Marines, eventually the Japanese fleet would be forced to return to Japan and the US could have taken the island back at their leisure. It was far too close to Pearl and far from Japan. And the Aleutians was even dumber. They could have better just sent a boatload of troops under a white flag and asked us to put them in a POW camp for all the use that was.
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Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (asM0l)
The real scam was the decades of blue ribbon panels and feasibility studies to the tune of 10 or 20 billion. I'd just as soon not evict thousands on this boondoggle, since it can't get within hours of any major city.
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