Bob Menendez: Illegal Aliens Who Are Merely Arrested for Driving Under the Influence Should Not Be Considered "Criminals," And Trump Is Destroying America By Treating Them as Criminals

Repeat offender DUI drivers. Without insurance. Who are also here illegally.

What's the worst that could happen? I mean, apart from all those dead Americans whose lives don't matter.

Americans are no longer a Democrat constituency.

Democrat Senator Bob Menendez suggests that illegal aliens who have been convicted on DUI charges should not be thought of as criminals and should not face jail time pic.twitter.com/Y9LEzkJJSI
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) 11 февруари 2019 г.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:57 PM

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Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (9uM86)

2 1

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (MAstk)

3 Ha!Ha! Gavin newsome abandons high-speed fail in Cali!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (ty7RM)

4 sideswiped

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (13CQC)

5 I lost a few brain cells watching this guy.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (Lx5HN)

6 N
he?

Posted by: rockysan at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (/QpMs)

7 Two sets of laws.

One for normal US Citizens.

One for illegals and other 'protected' classes like them.

Posted by: Blanco at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (QGdDN)

8 I am surprised he did not mention rampant corruption and solicitation of underage prostitutes as also being 'non crimes.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

9 Obviously tgen, Democrats should issue sanctions on fascist Canada. You can't even get a one day tourist visa to Canada if you have a DUI in the last ten years.

Posted by: Karen at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (ZI6qD)

10 What, not only do they get all the benies of being American, while not being American, they get a pass on DWIs too?
Hep me unnerstan...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (ty7RM)

11 @6. I don't know what happened here,but Mendez is a buffoon and a criminal. These halfwits are the reason my wife left New Jersey and never looked back.

Posted by: rockysan at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (/QpMs)

12 Americans are no longer a Democrat constituency

There is iron in your words.

Posted by: Ten Bears at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (EaEMG)

13 Also we*re a little too critical of the whole underage hooker thing, aren*t we Bob?

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (m+Omy)

14
In other words: "It's not illegal to be illegal."

Who can remember who said that?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (F3Q/M)

15 Clearly, to the Party and their supporters, if you cross the border illegally, you are nothing less than a SWEETHEART.

Never mind that if I attempt to walk into Canada or Mexico I can expect lengthy prison terms. Or any other country in the world for that matter.

If it's just not that a big a deal to walk into the country illegally, why not just get rid of CBP and be done with it?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (u0f7+)

16 Keep it up and 2020 will make 1984 look close.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (gC2IV)

17 FBN: Trump: "Not happy with tentative border deal".

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (cF8AT)

18 Senator Bob likes 'em drunk...especially the under-aged females.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (yFncY)

19 Why stop at DUI?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (Jjgzy)

20 If you live in a sanctuary City or state, you should never vote to convict if on a jury.

If you do, you are admitting you are a second class citizen--and illegal aliens are the first class to whom the law does not apply.

Either all laws apply to everyone, or they apply to no one.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (TN1P5)

21 Hey Senator Bob, what do you want us to do with this dead Nun and her two injured companions? (Prince William County, Virginia)

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (1F6Sr)

22 DUI not a crime?

I'll drink to that.

Tequila!

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (8RFw7)

23 It's been the norm in LA for years. Two sets of laws; one for middle class, and one for the poor, benighted immigrantes.

Our TruCon betters are hankerin' for a national version.

It was a good run.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (whUgy)

24 Democrats think that dark-skinned people should not be held to the same ethical, moral or intellectual standards as light-skinned people.

Nothing new here.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (BJKQV)

25 Weird question but... is part of the imbedded tweet showing partially in Russian for anyone else? Like the bottom link about retweets?

Posted by: Gaff at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (jPS2y)

26

Alternate post title:

Driving Drunk In The USA Is Not Illegal If You're An Illegal

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (F3Q/M)

27 How many illegals that were driving drunk have killed innocent Americans? What a POS this fucker is. All of them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (kG5hP)

28 FBN: Trump: "Not happy with tentative border deal".
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Yeah, he wasn't happy with the Succubus spending deal. He signed that too...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (ty7RM)

29
How is giving someone a free bed at an ICE facility "turning them away as a criminal"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (13CQC)

30 So I should renounce my American citizenship before I drink that last beer and hit the road, eh? Complete immunity to the laws then, right Senator?

Posted by: Vance at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (zzW7w)

31 That is such a stupid position to hold on to.

I can understand the use of drugs being victimless crimes.

But to support an idea that DUI crimes are not crimes against people and property, he might as well fucked the Constitution literally.

And I bet he wouldn't even be able to put a hole in that document.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (Lx5HN)

32 This was inevitable once they let that guy get away with murdering Kate Steinle.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (gC2IV)

33 26 Alternate post title:
Driving Drunk In The USA Is Not Illegal If You're An Illegal
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (F3Q/M)

Alternate Alternate post title: Bob Menendez is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (8RFw7)

34 In other words: "It's not illegal to be illegal."

Who can remember who said that?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (F3Q/M)

If I recall correctly: Martha Healey, AG of Massachusetts

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (kUmUV)

35 17 FBN: Trump: "Not happy with tentative border deal".
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (cF8AT)
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I think he'll sign it and then redirect funds from other areas.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (G0vdT)

36 25 Weird question but... is part of the imbedded tweet showing partially in Russian for anyone else? Like the bottom link about retweets?
Posted by: Gaff at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (jPS2y)

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Collusion!!!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (BJKQV)

37
"Not happy with tentative border deal".

======================

Yeah, he wasn't happy with the Succubus spending deal. He signed that too...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (ty7RM)

===

"Not happy with" is nowhere near the intensity I'm looking for.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (13CQC)

38 Donald Trump singlehandedly blew up both political parties. Think about that.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (bIh+M)

39 Then there are no laws.

Time for lunch!

Posted by: Anarchy in the Box at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (2dhR7)

40 What are his thoughts on American citizens who are "merely" caught driving under the influence?

Criminal offense or not?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (uDcBt)

41 So Bob, how is that onset syphilitic dementia?

Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (AjNMO)

42 38 Donald Trump singlehandedly blew up both political parties. Think about that.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (bIh+M)

That's why we hired him.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (8RFw7)

43
I think he'll sign it and then redirect funds from other areas.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (G0vdT

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I wish he'd do that in reverse order.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (13CQC)

44 FUCK YOU MEMENDEZA and your underage whores also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (Y+V3r)

45 Well, FWIW I try to be very even handed and fair.

I think of ALL illegal aliens as criminals, not just the ones convicted of DUI.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (tVWQB)

46 'Democrat Senator and Child Rapist Bob Menendez'

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

47 Nyet

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (m+Omy)

48 Try it as a plain old born in America American...

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (BXMxN)

49 40 What are his thoughts on American citizens who are "merely" caught driving under the influence?

Criminal offense or not?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (uDcBt)

Yeah, that is what I was wondering. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 12, 2019 03:01 PM (lGLBx)

50 Illegal aliens are now supercitizens while citizens will remain criminals. Great job, Bob. It'll be a real shame when one runs over your family.

If only the GOPe were a serious party available to represent American citizens, this nation might return to the successful model it once was.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (6eEQ+)

51 As of today i have officially lost all patience with left wingers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (Y+V3r)

52 Repeat offender DUI drivers. Without insurance. Who are also here illegally.

Barky's Uncle Omar is in the news,again?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (KfVRF)

53 Menendez is a criminal.

Fuch anything that spews from his mouth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (sy5kK)

54 fuck these people. borders or war, pick one.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (v2CkJ)

55 Donald Trump singlehandedly blew up both political parties. Think about that.

Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

56 Several years ago, a young Black college student here was killed in a head-on collision by two illegal brothers who had been deported twice.

They were drunk and playing chicken behind the wheel when they killed her.

That okay with you, Bob?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

57 Guys,this is the de facto law in sanctuary states and cities for many years,

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (BXMxN)

58 How can you justify treating one group of people differently than others? Especially when that particular group has up front declared their contempt for the U.S. and its laws.

Me, I think illegals who get caught spitting their chewing gum out on the sidewalk could be deported.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (MkcN1)

59 28 FBN: Trump: "Not happy with tentative border deal".
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Hey! Shit sandwiches on me!

Posted by: Sen Richard Shelby at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (hjaPQ)

60 And all those senators on the bipartisian compromise committee can and should drop dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (Y+V3r)

61 Is Bob Menendez lecturing us about crime?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (x/2Z8)

62 Ha!Ha! Gavin Newsome abandons high-speed fail in Cali!!
Edit to add: Occasional Cortex hardest hit. If they can't build high speed rail from LA to San Fran, how the f**k are they going to build high speed rail from NY to London?!?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (ty7RM)

63 Don't worry Bob. The GND will fix all this and you'll get a chance to vote on it real, real soon.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (7ZQe3)

64

Fake News turd on cnn ryan lizza says no wall exists, at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (F3Q/M)

65 Menendez didn't pull this out of thin air - I think he got the idea from us here in the G-dless Sodom called Denver (I think we're the only one with this policy).

So get this - if I haul off and whip my old lady's ass, then get in the car and drive away drunk and get pulled over, I will (as you'd expect) be charged with felony DUI and felony DV.

But not if my name is Joaquin Torres Serriano Gutierrez y Hidalgo Santa Maria Ruelas and I say "lo siento, I have no papeles, senor."

Then, the DPD is under orders from City Hall to undercharge these crimes, so my spark of the divine doesn't float over the felony threshold and trigger an automatic deportation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (AzW6q)

66 Donald Trump singlehandedly blew up both political parties. Think about that.

>Mission Accomplished.
Posted by: mikeyG

>>It was like shooting fish in a barrel for him.

Or in this case, in a swamp.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (Lx5HN)

67 Driving Drunk In The USA Is Not Illegal If You're An Illegal

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We're second class residents in our own country.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (+y/Ru)

68 Democrat Senator Bob Menendez suggests that illegal aliens who have been convicted on DUI charges should not be thought of as criminals and should not face jail time

That's not really true. He was only talking about 14 year old illegal Latinas who steal cars to go for a little joyride. He said that he would personally handle all the punishment they warranted and the courts could occupy themselves with more pressing issues.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (KfVRF)

69 On St Paddys Day all Irish Americans are allowed to drink and drive under my proposed All Lights Are Green law

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (guTmX)

70 We should continue to encourage these people to keep talking at every opportunity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (Boy/L)

71 23 It's been the norm in LA for years. Two sets of laws; one for middle class, and one for the poor, benighted immigrantes.

Our TruCon betters are hankerin' for a national version.

It was a good run.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (whUgy)

I see dead people.

Posted by: Kid in the movie that sees dead people at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (sy5kK)

72 Is Bob Menendez lecturing us about crime?

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (x/2Z

I'm waiting for the lecture about sex with underage girls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

73 Gay black actors can make fake hate crime accusations with impunity.

Feminists college professors can make fake sexual assualt accusations with impunity.

Politicians can cheat on their taxes and profit from their office with impunity.

Hillary Clinton can sell our uranium to Russia, Bill Clinton our computer secrets to China, and Barack Obama can give billions to Iran for kickbacks with impunity.

And now we will let illegals drink and drive, rape, work on the table, and assault people at will

And yet we normals have never been held to a higher standard. The wrong words at work will destroy your career, presuming it doesn't lead to your arrest. The tax courts are designed to prove your guilt with murky laws to make sure everyone is guilty of something. And apparently every man is now a rapist even if his partner is screaming yes at the top of her lungs.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (cRkMZ)

74 Let this POS try and get a law passed through Congress that allows illegals to drive drunk then. I'm sure Congress critters would scurry away like roaches from this issue.

Equal Protection, how does it work?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (ffYR/)

75 Tami: FBN: Trump: "Not happy with tentative border deal".

Shouldn't that read "non-border deal"? 'Cause that's what it is.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (6eEQ+)

76 67 Driving Drunk In The USA Is Not Illegal If You're An Illegal

Can we get an opinion from MADD on this?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (7ZQe3)

77 These people sure stick together, don't they? I wonder why that is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 03:05 PM (4ErVI)

78 I know of a case where an American guy molested a kid, but on arrest he pretended to be an illegal Mexican. He was deported, with far less time in jail than if he had been convicted as an American. Then he came back to the US under his real, American name, with no convictions on his record.

Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (0238f)

79 Menendez is a criminal.

***

That, and he's loyal to his ethnic group. Most immigrants are, through about 5 generations

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (guTmX)

80 Chuckie Schumer is lecturing PDT about the border deal. "No one got everything they want."

*types* *deletes*

Dick "dick" Durbin sez scanners and xray machines will keep drugs out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

81

Charles Nelson Reilly was the best Hollywood Celery queer there was. I wish they were all like CNR.

And Tony Randall.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (F3Q/M)

82 They were drunk and playing chicken behind the wheel when they killed her.
That okay with you, Bob?
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It depends: were any of the individuals trans? I'll have to get my Protected Groups Decoder key out...
-Bob

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (ty7RM)

83 In California you are literally a second class citizen if you are a white taxpayer. Cops don't even bother writing tickets for illegals, because they know nothing will come of it. But Anglo taxpayers are another story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (GJkKh)

84 If I break into a house, I'm to be treated as a welcome guest, with an allowance and should be able to come and go as I please. If, for whatever reason, I get drunk, break a few things and maybe put a family member in the hospital, well, hey, I've still got a home, right?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (IlV2p)

85 If you are working to destroy this country would you do anything different?

Posted by: Bosk at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (9m9TT)

86 FFS, Every illegal that has any contact with the government should be deported. Every single fucking one. Any contact at all!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (0OmEj)

87 25 Weird question but... is part of the imbedded tweet showing partially in Russian for anyone else? Like the bottom link about retweets?

I am starting to think that twitter is trolling us.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (LWu6U)

88 Let's poll those white suburban women on this one.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (+fPHo)

89 I read that title for a moment as "Baby Menendez." He does have a baby-head. And short eyes...

Posted by: What Paul Ryan should have said during the 2012 VP debate at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (467rz)

90 Chuckie Schumer is lecturing PDT about the border deal. "No one got everything they want."

???

What did we get? I must have missed that part?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (Y+V3r)

91
Bob Menendez: Illegal Aliens Who Are Merely Arrested for Driving Under the Influence Should Not Be Considered "Criminals,"

MADD- Mothers Against Drunk Driving

DAMM- Democrats Against Mad Mothers.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)

92 87 25 Weird question but... is part of the imbedded tweet showing partially in Russian for anyone else? Like the bottom link about retweets?

I am starting to think that twitter is trolling us.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (LWu6U)

It might be ace's setting on twitter...

Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 03:08 PM (cF8AT)

93 Fake News turd on cnn ryan lizza says no wall exists, at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (F3Q/M)
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The MSM is in a semantic jihad on what is or isn't considered a "Wall".

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 03:08 PM (G0vdT)

94 Lets see.

Here illegally.
False IDs most probably.
Working here when the shouldn't be.
Either tax fraud or tax evasion (one or the other).

DUI.

And lets see... there are about 11,000 murders by guns annually in the US... and 10,000 Deaths from DUI.

Some estimates are that HALF of the DUIs arrests are from Illegal Aliens. Half of the arrests for MURDER in LA county are illegals.

If these stats are correct, than 7-10% of population is causing half of the major crime.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

95 Der Trumpenfuehrer stirring up trouble.

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Replying to @atrupar
Holy shit -- Trump falsely accuses Ralph Northam of saying he supports "a newborn baby [coming] out into the world, and wrap the baby, make the baby comfortable, and then talk to the mother and talk to the father and then execute the baby. Execute the baby!"

Huge, angry boos.

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Ahhh. "Falsely"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

96 They're not illegal aliens, they're indigenous peoples once removed. Like Injun cousins.

Posted by: Alexandra Donkey Chompers-Kotex at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (hjaPQ)

97 Hey I have a question for Sen Menendez - should senators from New Jersey be allowed to have sex with underage prostitutes? Should we legalize that? Or perhaps only for Dominican underage prostitutes?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2019 03:10 PM (cRkMZ)

98 If these violent creatures are immune to US law, then unfortunately vigilence committe activities are more or less inevitable. Instead of seating them on a horse with a rope around their neck, they will be standing in the trunk of a car...

Posted by: What Paul Ryan should have said during the 2012 VP debate at February 12, 2019 03:10 PM (467rz)

99 >> Like Injun cousins.

is that like an eskimo brother?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 03:10 PM (LWu6U)

100 Are we considered 3/5 of a citizen/person these days or is it somewhere south of 1/2?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 03:10 PM (mL2BD)

101
Dominican underage girls
Dominican underage girls
Dominican underage girls
Dominican underage girls
Dominican underage girls

Posted by: didja hear that Menendez trafficed in Dominican underage girls? at February 12, 2019 03:10 PM (pNxlR)

102 In a just world, Menendez would be doing time in a PMIA prison. Crap weasel.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (oiNtH)

103 I think we all know how Uncle Palp feels about this azzhole.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (t0Z53)

104 "Press 1 for Espanol, Dirty Gringo.
Press 2 for Espanol, Dirty Gringo.

Your Anglo Ass Ain't Welcome here anymore."

--Your Demoncrat betters.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (pgXNG)

105 Words no longer have meaning.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (KUaJL)

106 Saw some idiot on TuCa last night night trying to make this point. ICE should only go after serious criminals. Ok, where do you draw the line? Above aggravated assault but below...what? No, deport them all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (gC2IV)

107 Also, does the age of consent really need to be so high? Especially if the other party is a Senator with needs. You guys with all this Equal Protection and Rule of Law stuff will never really understand Bob Menendez's needs.

Posted by: pincorrect at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (iqZYK)

108 Chuckie Schumer is lecturing PDT about the border deal. "No one got everything they want."

???

What did we get? I must have missed that part?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (Y+V3r)

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$1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

109 Isn't he one of the Menendez brothers? You know, the two kids who killed their parents, then asked for amnesty on the ground they were orphans?

Oh. No. I guess not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (7MRhd)

110 Just suspend the licenses they don't have.

Posted by: teh Wind at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (3nvL6)

111 I'm sure MADD will be right on this ...*crickets*

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (xxAFD)

112 We should put the lunatics in charge of the asylum.

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (+y/Ru)

113
If these stats are correct, than 7-10% of population is causing half of the major crime

***

LMAO not touching this

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (guTmX)

114 21 Hey Senator Bob, what do you want us to do with this dead Nun and her two injured companions? (Prince William County, Virginia)

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (1F6Sr)

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I seem to recall that the nun's order got very upset that the nun's death was being used to make a point about illegal immigration and said something like they hoped he could learn a lesson and turn his life around, etc., etc.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (XXNQ+)

115 USNtakim profoundly deplorable: "FFS, Every illegal that has any contact with the government should be deported. Every single fucking one. Any contact at all!"

Do you have a newsletter? I'd like two subscriptions.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (6eEQ+)

116 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)
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At least it's 55 miles of "new" wall and not just replacement wall.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

117
Saw some idiot on TuCa last night night trying to make this point. ICE should only go after serious criminals.

Because drunk driving is a victimlees crime.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (TAmPV)

118 95 Der Trumpenfuehrer stirring up trouble.

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Replying to @atrupar
Holy shit -- Trump falsely accuses Ralph Northam of saying he supports "a newborn baby [coming] out into the world, and wrap the baby, make the baby comfortable, and then talk to the mother and talk to the father and then execute the baby. Execute the baby!"

Huge, angry boos.
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Ahhh. "Falsely"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

Of course it's false.

Northam didn't say anything about talking to the father. Because in lots of cases, who the father is is a matter of conjecture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (GJkKh)

119 what happens to a non-license suspended?

Posted by: ee cummings at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)

120 Menendez's attitude is by no means unique. Some jurisdictions will avoid prosecution of illegal immigrants because a criminal conviction will make it more likely for them to be deported. Gov. Brown in California was known to pardon illegals just to keep them from being deported.

It is bad enough they are here, they sure as hell shouldn't get preferential treatment.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (c6y4U)

121 How much do minefields cost anyway?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (cRkMZ)

122 Saw some idiot on TuCa last night night trying to make this point. ICE should only go after serious criminals.

Because drunk driving is a victimlees crime.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:12 PM (TAmPV)

Just like murder, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (GJkKh)

123 106 Saw some idiot on TuCa last night night trying to make this point. ICE should only go after serious criminals. Ok, where do you draw the line? Above aggravated assault but below...what? No, deport them all.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (gC2IV)
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"Hey, I only broke one law, getting into the country. I won't break any more, swearsies! What, fake ID? Oh, I need that to get a job and a a Social Security number.

But, after that, no more law breaking, no sir!

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (IlV2p)

124 Gay black actors can make fake hate crime accusations with impunity.

Feminists college professors can make fake sexual assualt accusations with impunity.

Politicians can cheat on their taxes and profit from their office with impunity.

Hillary Clinton can sell our uranium to Russia, Bill Clinton our computer secrets to China, and Barack Obama can give billions to Iran for kickbacks with impunity.

And now we will let illegals drink and drive, rape, work on the table, and assault people at will

And yet we normals have never been held to a higher standard. The wrong words at work will destroy your career, presuming it doesn't lead to your arrest. The tax courts are designed to prove your guilt with murky laws to make sure everyone is guilty of something. And apparently every man is now a rapist even if his partner is screaming yes at the top of her lungs.
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We addressed this glaring inequality in a couple documents. Even told you what to do about it....

Posted by: Founders at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (vg8iE)

125 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

THAT is an insult.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (Y+V3r)

126
Huge, angry boos.

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Ahhh. "Falsely"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

What? Is it incorrectly punctuated?

Posted by: looking for the problem here ... at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (pNxlR)

127 I STG that the Democrats are caught in a Black Hole of Insanity, going deeper and deeper, to finally get sucked through a wormhole to Teh Krazyverse, where EVERYONE in batshit crazy.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (T09ml)

128 Anyone see Richard Shelby last night? Asked if he thought the president would sign this agreement. Well, we've been in contact with the White House. Fucking weasel. Apologies to our weasel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (gC2IV)

129
You know how as a grandparent you want to see your grandchildren? My daughter only lived about 35 minutes away across the bridge in 'jersey. New Jersey is so bad, so corrupt, that I did not shed one tear when she moved 500 miles away.

I wanted her to have an actual life. Not a life devoted to paying union workers exorbitant pensions for the rest of her life and tolerating some of the scummiest politicians on the face of the planet. I don't know how 'jersey attracts them in such quantities.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (jYje5)

130 OT: New Catch 22 trailer.

https://youtu.be/pFwvSj8cdS8

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)

131 110 Just suspend the licenses they don't have.
Posted by: teh Wind at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (3nvL6)

And raise the rate on their insurance.

Which they also don't have.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (GJkKh)

132 If we just ban Latinos from drinking like Canada does with Indians the problem gets solved

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (guTmX)

133 There is iron in your words.
Posted by: Ten Bears at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (EaEMG)
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We do not hear the ~~Klingons~~ Democrats.

{I just called the ~~Klingons~~ Democrats liars.}

Posted by: dr leonard mccoy at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (Evws/)

134 Negotiatin' it here, Boss!

Posted by: Sen Richard Shelby at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (hjaPQ)

135 I think that's Bulgarian.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

136 Behold Emperor Trump, The Great Revealer!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (iMxDC)

137 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

THAT is an insult.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (Y+V3r)

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I'm pretty sure that's the way PDT is going to see and treat it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (ffYR/)

138 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

Original bill had 1.8 billion in it...

Only the GOPe can negotiate to the point where they get less from the deal than when they started.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (NgKpN)

139 125 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

THAT is an insult.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (Y+V3r)
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Rome wasn't built in a day. Keep in mind, no concessions on DACA.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (G0vdT)

140 All sanctuary areas pull this crap. Not only are the illegal aliens (their status is right there in the damn name...) not punished for breaking the first law (illegally entering the US), they often aren't charged for breaking subsequent laws, either. When they are charged, it is often on reduced violations to avoid giving them felonies (because then ICE can muscle in, which they can't for misdemeanors).

What sanctuary policies have given us is a group of actual second-class citizens in the eyes of the law. More grotesque, the second-class citizens are the ACTUAL citizens, and the first-class citizens are the non-citizen illegal aliens.

The one campaign promise I *really* want Trump to keep is to punish the sanctuary cities and states. I want them cut off, burning and starving until they capitulate and end this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

141 Illegals need to be deported upon any contact with law enforcement, preferably they need to be deported upon any contact with any government agency. We owe them nothing.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (0OmEj)

142 Calm Mentor: "$1.37 billion for 55 miles of 'barrier' that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year."

Each negotiation results in a worse deal for American citizens. Odd how that always happens.

I'm not at all impressed with Trump's Art of the Deal here. The trend is going poorly and the criminality keeps on going due to designed delay.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (6eEQ+)

143 Picture of Bob Menendez vacationing in the Dominican Republic:

https://tinyurl.com/y24qs45s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

144 The one campaign promise I *really* want Trump to keep is to punish the sanctuary cities and states. I want them cut off, burning and starving until they capitulate and end this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

Same here. E-Verify. Also, any school district that receives a penny of Federal funds MUST verify legal residency to enroll a kid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (GJkKh)

145

He wants them released into his custody for work on his avocado farm, chop shop and rectum...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (n2qRY)

146

RE: Democrat racism/hypocrisy

Listening to NPR on the way in to work today (don't judge, it's all I can get that's not the babbling morning idiots), there was some report about the dueling rallies at the border. The "Latina" reporter starts talking about Robert Francis (Sin City) O'Rourke as "Behhtyo O'Rrrrourrrke" all Spanish-like, as if to signal that Behtyo O'Rourke is in fact some sort of Latino individual.

Riddle me this: How is this not some form of "brown face" derogatory imitation game a la Dolezal??? He's less "Latino" than Joe Stalin. I think "Beto" deserves a "brownface" hashtag. Maybe he could call himself "Latrino", but claiming even implicitly to be Latino is just a blatant lie, perpetuated by media allies.

Posted by: imp at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (w+Z9D)

147 The Democrat Party - The Party of Slavery and the Illegal Alien "right to party"

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

148 By continuously hammering on this topic Trump is getting the Democrats to repeatedly state that they are more concerned about the well-being of foreigners than they are of American citizens. This is so awesome!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

149
You guys with all this Equal Protection and Rule of Law stuff will never really understand Bob Menendez's needs.

The boner wants what the boner wants.

Posted by: anyone impeding Bob Menendez' boner spends a night in the box at February 12, 2019 03:18 PM (pNxlR)

150 Multiple DUIs will disqualify you from purchasing a firearm. Fuck these people with a rake.

Posted by: Matt at February 12, 2019 03:19 PM (dLXq7)

151 Oh my hot button on the illegals issue. They get to drive w/o training or insurance and then they get a pass when they cause an accident, even if they were high or drunk. My work is federally funded so E-verify actually applies and I don't live in the city where an MS-13 might mug or rape me but I do get to pay redonkulous insurance rates and have to drive defensively.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 12, 2019 03:19 PM (eASYU)

152 Jerry Brown in his infinite wisdom decided they needed DL's so they weren't driving illegally. Except for the auto registration stuff. And that insurance stuff. And drinking, c'mon, it's cultural. You wouldn't understand.

The whole motor-voter registration thing was just an unintended consequence of making the roads safer and so what if a few hundred thousand wind up voting.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 03:19 PM (sLicW)

153 I've got an idea, then. For every American killed by an illegal alien DUI, let's prosecute felony aider and abetter Bob Menendez and in turn every possible member of his family for each respective crime.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 03:19 PM (VF9SE)

154 Yup.
NJ's finest.

You can thanks us after SMOD hits.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2019 03:19 PM (xqfqx)

155 125 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

THAT is an insult.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (Y+V3r)
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Rome wasn't built in a day. Keep in mind, no concessions on DACA.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (G0vdT)

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This is how we keep losing. Negotiating backward.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (ffYR/)

156 Repeat offender DUI drivers. Without insurance. Who are also here illegally.

Barky's Uncle Omar is in the news,again?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (KfVRF)
........

The Chicken Bone Saloon can use the publicity.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

157 So, should young black males get a pass on DUIs, too? How about 50-something white guys?

Let's see where intersectionalism takes us here, shall we?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

158 Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

159 Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

No love for Fairfax? More horrible stuff coming out about him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

160 Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Yes!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 03:21 PM (mL2BD)

161 By continuously hammering on this topic Trump is getting the Democrats to repeatedly state that they are more concerned about the well-being of foreigners than they are of American citizens. This is so awesome!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
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With all respect, I disagree with this assessment. They aren't more concerned about foreigners than they are about legal citizens or residents.

The illegal alien's first act on American soil is an act of criminality. The Democrats are more concerned about foreign *law-breakers* than they are about legal citizens or residents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 03:21 PM (I2dne)

162 $1.37 billion for 55 miles of "barrier" that comes with a list of restrictions. 10 miles less than their offer last year.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:11 PM (ffYR/)

Original bill had 1.8 billion in it...
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I read the offer as being "tentative" as in "possibly, nearly firm, in the ball park" and that the "barrier" was like some sort of bollard system, to keep drunk illegal aliens and Hillary from entering the US.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:21 PM (Pqytn)

163 So I don't have to buy car insurance? And I get to drink and drive. How about property and income taxes. Am I okay to ignore that stuff like a drunk Honduran? Loving me some of this Wetback Liberty.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:22 PM (2LelM)

164 The one campaign promise I *really* want Trump to
keep is to punish the sanctuary cities and states. I want them cut off,
burning and starving until they capitulate and end this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

They're doing it to themselves, we can all see the big cities run by Democrats doing a slow-motion transformation into Venezuela. Import more illegals with a 3rd world mentality who don't know any better, and it's only going to get worse.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:22 PM (xxAFD)

165 Ohhhhhh, MADD is gonna be mad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 03:22 PM (r+sAi)

166 How much do minefields cost anyway?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (cRkMZ)
.........

Less than bear traps, but you get less screaming.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

167
Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

Menendez because if a girl is lucky enough to escape the womb before Northam murders them Menendez is there to sexually assault them before they reach 17.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:23 PM (TAmPV)

168 Less than bear traps, but you get less screaming.
Posted by: wth

Faster mulching too.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 03:23 PM (mL2BD)

169 so, two wrongs do make a (civil) right ... it's the new math.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (Cus5s)

170 My sister in FL. got hit by a no insurance illegal and 2 people I know here in AZ. But they must be racist so it doesn't count.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (xcbew)

171 bullshit

Posted by: trapper's girl, formerly concrete girl at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (VzI4f)

172 That Cyrillic writing is on the Twitter shot again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (DMUuz)

173 Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?

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Tough call.but I'm going Bad Bob. Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

174 If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

175 Bobby just wants to be left alone with his underage hookers and blow, right?

Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 03:25 PM (gmo/4)

176 They're doing it to themselves, we can all see the
big cities run by Democrats doing a slow-motion transformation into
Venezuela. Import more illegals with a 3rd world mentality who don't
know any better, and it's only going to get worse.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:22 PM (xxAFD)

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Yeah, typhus in LA's city hall. That's already 3d world sh*t.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:25 PM (Pqytn)

177 >>Americans are no longer a Democrat constituency.

I wish I had said that. I will plagerize it on twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:25 PM (4e+hS)

178
Rome wasn't built in a day. Keep in mind, no concessions on DACA.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (G0vdT)

And Rome wasn't destroyed overnight - it happened pretty much the same way it's happening here.

The Romans illegal aliens were Visigoths, Huns, Alans, and so on.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 03:25 PM (37IEG)

179 So, the Left is more explicitly advocating for open borders, a position that's not terribly popular amongst the legal immigrant community.

I wonder if this could lead to Latinos becoming a solid R voting block?

Hmmm....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

180 No love for Fairfax? More horrible stuff coming out about him.

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Fairfux doesn't Fuxfair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

181 174 If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

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Yes, and racist too. An illegal killing a US national is totes cool though.

Posted by: San Francisco at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (gC2IV)

182 LOL ,Trump can't cut funds to sanctuary cities
Some Judge

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (BXMxN)

183 If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

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1st Degree Aggravated Hate Murder

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)

184 I love how the precious urban Illegal Aliens are issued a pass on driver's licenses, insurance, tags, tax, registration, inspections and emissions but us dumb cousin-humpin Normal Citizens here in Jesusland are supposed to foot the bill. Not only for ourselves and for the deadbeats but also the premium increases on health,life and auto.

Fuck these lawless,shiftless, illegal worms and their ProgCommie enablers.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (LL1Be)

185 Yeah, typhus in LA's city hall. That's already 3d world sh*t.
Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:25 PM (Pqytn)

They're talking about ripping out the carpeting there to fight the fleas and typhus, but there's opposition to doing that because they haven't figured out how to recycle it.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (GJkKh)

186 I think Honduras could make a killing offering citizenship to American drunks

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (guTmX)

187 If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, did it make a sound?

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (xxAFD)

188 183
If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)

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1st Degree Aggravated Hate Murder

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)
If you were to abort their anchor baby that would probably be a felony felony!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)

189 Well apparently trafficking underaged children for prostitution and taking bribes isn't illegal either in his viewpoint so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (39g3+)

190 Years back I and the British Embassy's Van got hammered by an illegal Egyptian with no insurance. It happened in DC and the DC Cops have no interest in tracking the Egyptian down. The Egyptian's lawyer did send me a letter explaining that Baboo was returning to Egypt and had no assets in the US. This was bullshit but I could never get the phone company to give me the address for the phone number I had on him. Our government doesn't work for citizens. It works against them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (2LelM)

191 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Sen Richard Shelby at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (hjaPQ)

192 Yes, and racist too. An illegal killing a US national is totes cool though.
Posted by: San Francisco at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (gC2IV)

It's not totally cool. You might get a rap for second-degree littering for leaving the body there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (GJkKh)

193 Come to Texas and say that. We have more illegals getting multiple DUI's than legal citizens. Plus when they crash into you they don't have insurance and there isn't a single thing you can do about it but pay your deductible and hope your insurance premiums don't increase because of the wreck.

A week doesn't go by without a story in the local paper about a 4th or 5th DUI from an "undocumented immigrant". They get 2 years in the County lock up and after they do a little more than a year, they are deported and will be back in less than month to resume drinking and driving.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (JUOKG)

194 Wife Scottish Kate's reaction to the screen grab:

"Toss all the illegals and Democrats out of the country."

She is, BTW, a legal immigrant.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2019 03:28 PM (T09ml)

195 Facetious is the only word in the English language that has all 5 vowels in order...

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2019 03:28 PM (dKm4U)

196
Who let the damn Visigoths in?

Posted by: Concerned Roman Citizen at February 12, 2019 03:28 PM (TAmPV)

197 Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

Northam. Menendez is just fucking children, Northam would like to murder them.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:28 PM (nRWPy)

198 173 Which is more despicable, Menendez or Northam?

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Tough call.but I'm going Bad Bob. Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

Hmmm, a racist, lying, infanticide practitioner or a corrupt, lying pedophile?

Let God sort them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2019 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

199 I wonder if this could lead to Latinos becoming a solid R voting block?

Hmmm....
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"Polls say... " that the longer that immigrants (legal or otherwise) live in the US, the larger the number of such supporting stricter border enforcement.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:29 PM (Pqytn)

200 That Cyrillic writing is on the Twitter shot again.

Nyet, everything is as it should be, cousin.

Posted by: Vlas from the SVR at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (sZRzw)

201 188 183
If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)
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1st Degree Aggravated Hate Murder

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)
If you were to abort their anchor baby that would probably be a felony felony!"

Yeah but if you're smart and hire some black guy in Philadelphia to do it for you than that's totes cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)

202 185
Yeah, typhus in LA's city hall. That's already 3d world sh*t.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:25 PM (Pqytn)

They're talking about ripping out the carpeting there to fight the
fleas and typhus, but there's opposition to doing that because they
haven't figured out how to recycle it.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:26 PM (GJkKh)

cant they just lay it on the corner sidewalks and in store doorways so the vagrants can be more comfortable? h8rs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (xcbew)

203 Next up in LA: Cholera, Rickets, and scurvy. All those great old-timey diseases that were wiped out because we're not a 3rd world craphole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+)

204 News to us! David Hogg informs Andrea Mitchell that AR-15 owners are hunting human beings

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I wonder if you just buy a license is there some lottery?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

205 Orange Man Bad, mob edition:

@culttture

Protestors set up a pinata of President Trump outside of @BetoORourke's March For Truth rally in El Paso yesterday that they took turns beating with a bat.

twitter.com/culttture/status/1095386460868493312

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (whUgy)

206 Isn't a baby who made it all the way to the point of delivery with an unwilling mother in the same position as someone crossing the border illegally.

Maybe babies should be regarded as illegal/unwanted immigrants.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (MkcN1)

207 205 Orange Man Bad, mob edition:

@culttture

Protestors set up a pinata of President Trump outside of @BetoORourke's March For Truth rally in El Paso yesterday that they took turns beating with a bat.

twitter.com/culttture/status/1095386460868493312
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (whUgy)

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Hate speech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

208 196

Who let the damn Visigoths in?

Posted by: Concerned Roman Citizen at February 12, 2019 03:28 PM (TAmPV)
I asked for a wall, the Senate approved one made of straw bundles to be erected 10 miles in on the western bank of the Rhine.

Posted by: Emperor Loserus at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)

209 If you kill an illegal is it that prohibited?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (2LelM)
...........

Ancient Illegal Alien Theorists say yes.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

210
"Polls say... " that the longer that immigrants (legal or otherwise) live in the US, the larger the number of such supporting stricter border enforcement.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:29 PM (Pqytn)

Now that I'm in you can shut the door behind me.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (TAmPV)

211 Do we really want to start jailing people because of crimes?

Posted by: Hillary! at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (n/eZB)

212 203 Next up in LA: Cholera, Rickets, and scurvy. All those great old-timey diseases that were wiped out because we're not a 3rd world craphole.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+)

Reminds me of an old SNL bit about the Horsemen of the Apocalypse on the Freeway and now, over to the weather!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)

213 You could hear the (much bigger) Trump rally from Beto's little get together LOL

Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (BXMxN)

214 If you were to abort their anchor baby that would probably be a felony felony!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)

*pulls out victim hierarchy card*

*checks*

We're gonna need a special ruling on that one.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 03:32 PM (8RFw7)

215 Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.

Lower than killing live born infants?

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:32 PM (nRWPy)

216 BREAKING NEWS : Gavin Newsome pulls out of train plan in Cali.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (4e+hS)

217 Next up in LA: Cholera, Rickets, and scurvy. All those great old-timey diseases that were wiped out because we're not a 3rd world craphole.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:30 PM (39g3+)

San Diego has already had a lot of trouble with hepatitis A among the bums.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (GJkKh)

218 Oh crap, oh crap, I'm literally crying at my desk I'm laughing so hard:

https://tinyurl.com/y3cv68t8

Posted by: Bert G at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (tOP4K)

219 216 BREAKING NEWS : Gavin Newsome pulls out of train plan in Cali.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (4e+hS)

On whom was he pulling the train?

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (8RFw7)

220 No, they should not face jail time.

They should be executed.

Posted by: rd at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (EK+Pw)

221 Gavin Newsome pulls out of train

Nooooooooo!

Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (sZRzw)

222 195
Facetious is the only word in the English language that has all 5 vowels in order...

Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2019 03:28 PM (dKm4U)

and it starts with FACE...so face...self explanatory and then TIOUS...or "to tious". or 'shush'...like keep quiet.

and now I need to see the ettes boobs.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (xcbew)

223 Kiddy fuckers aren't criminals!

Posted by: Bob Menendezoza at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (D7FqI)

224 211 Do we really want to start jailing people because of crimes?
Posted by: Hillary! at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (n/eZB)

Yeah, that's not who we are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (GJkKh)

225
Protestors set up a pinata of President Trump outside of @BetoORourke's March For Truth rally in El Paso yesterday that they took turns beating with a bat.

It's all fun and games until the God Emperor Trump shows up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (TAmPV)

226 So is Newson planning on building the train to Hawaii?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM)

227 Do we really want to start jailing people because of crimes?

Posted by: Hillary! at February 12, 2019 03:31 PM (n/eZB)

A few months ago Kanye West said prison is slavery. If you do a web search apparently that's an actual issue some people are pushing.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (xxAFD)

228 215
Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.

Lower than killing live born infants?

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:32 PM (nRWPy)
I'll pay to keep them fed and watered until they're ripe.

Posted by: Jeffery Epstone - Lolita Speedy at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (37IEG)

229 Let's weigh some pros and construction:

Bear traps need only be re-set, but mines require full replacement.

Funerals generally cost less than a trial. Especially when the cost of medical treatment for a broken tibia is added.

Bear traps are probably easier to avoid than mines.

Mines can be designed for area coverage, where bear traps are only effective against a single target.

Either method will result in coyotes, human traffickers and drug runners forcing young children to walk ahead to unwittingly clear the path.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (c6y4U)

230 215 Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.

Lower than killing live born infants?

THIS!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (7ZQe3)

231 215 Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.

Lower than killing live born infants?
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:32 PM (nRWPy)

*masterbation intensifies*

Posted by: Bob Menendezoza at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (D7FqI)

232 BREAKING NEWS : Gavin Newsome pulls out of train plan in Cali.

-
I'm in!

Posted by: Donkey Chompers Barbie at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (+y/Ru)

233 A few months ago Kanye West said prison is slavery. If you do a web search apparently that's an actual issue some people are pushing.
=======

If only there was a way to avoid going to prison. If only....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (vg8iE)

234 and it starts with FACE...so face...self explanatory and then TIOUS...or "to tious". or 'shush'...like keep quiet...

Posted by: Billy Blaze at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (xcbew)

Shuta you face!

Posted by: Luigi at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (T71PA)

235
If Helen Keller runs over a wetback, does she make a sound?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (n2qRY)

236 220
No, they should not face jail time.

They should be executed.

Hmm... I was just thinking "deported" ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (vWMNq)

237 It's all fun and games until the God Emperor Trump shows up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (TAmPV)

=======================
I watched the G-E T Italian parade video when I got home last night. It was ... amazing.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (Pqytn)

238
If only there was a way to avoid going to prison. If only....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (vg8iE)

Just cross the border "illegally". Voila!

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (8RFw7)

239 People who accuse me of being a do-nothing Republican need to remember this: I didn't do shit when I was a Democrat, either.

So there.

Posted by: Sen Richard Shelby at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (hjaPQ)

240 But really, it's like this with all of their constituents... a big motivation for people to be on the Left, whether illegals or Antifa or whatever, is the knowledge that if you align your group and your interests with the Left, you won't get in trouble.

Break the border. (Illegals)

Drive drunk. (Illegals)

Assault a Senator in his yard and break his bones. (Leftist)

Burn and destroy a bunch of shit in DC. (Leftists)

Commit espionage against Congress. (Awan Brothers)

Commit treason against the United States. (Bradley Manning)

Illegally surveill Presidential candidates. (the whole IC)

And on and on.

As long as you're with them, the judicial system will give you light or no punishment.

It's a big incentive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (AzW6q)

241 229 Let's weigh some pros and construction:

Bear traps need only be re-set, but mines require full replacement.

Funerals generally cost less than a trial. Especially when the cost of medical treatment for a broken tibia is added.

Bear traps are probably easier to avoid than mines.

Mines can be designed for area coverage, where bear traps are only effective against a single target.

Either method will result in coyotes, human traffickers and drug runners forcing young children to walk ahead to unwittingly clear the path.
------------------
What about Bouncing Bear Trap Mines?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (2LelM)

242 144 The one campaign promise I *really* want Trump to keep is to punish the sanctuary cities and states. I want them cut off, burning and starving until they capitulate and end this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

Same here. E-Verify. Also, any school district that receives a penny of Federal funds MUST verify legal residency to enroll a kid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:17 PM (GJkKh)

As I pointed out to my Liberal Brother.

Right now we are sending a message to the world that you can come here and break our laws. Sanctuary cities and the catch and release crap makes a mockery of any attempt to control the influx of aliens.

If you built a bigly Border Wall, and stomped on Sanctuary cities, you would probably cut in HALF the amount of people who TRY to come here.

Its about perceptions.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

243 @BetoORourke's March For Truth

Very Orwellian.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (GJkKh)

244 215 Pedophilia is about as low as you can get.

Lower than killing live born infants?
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:32 PM (nRWPy)

These people are sick. Any wonder why I was a Republican?

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at February 12, 2019 03:37 PM (7HtZB)

245 Break the border. (Illegals)

Drive drunk. (Illegals)

Assault a Senator in his yard and break his bones. (Leftist)

Burn and destroy a bunch of shit in DC. (Leftists)

Commit espionage against Congress. (Awan Brothers)

Commit treason against the United States. (Bradley Manning)

Illegally surveill Presidential candidates. (the whole IC)

Desert your unit in Afghanistan and get a Rose Garden ceremony for your parents (Bergdahl)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

246 According to ICE's annual report, half of the illegal aliens crossing the border in 2018 got DUI's. 80,000 illegals.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

247 Shep is excited over polar bears in Russia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

248 A few months ago Kanye West said prison is slavery.
If you do a web search apparently that's an actual issue some people are
pushing.

=======

If only there was a way to avoid going to prison. If only....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 12, 2019 03:35 PM (vg8iE)

====================
I think the idea of criminals running free instead of being imprisoned was pretty well covered in the first RoboCop movie.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (Pqytn)

249 These people are sick. Any wonder why I was a Republican?

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at February 12, 2019 03:37 PM (7HtZB)
Serial murder hasn't been a well known Republican party platform. Try again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (37IEG)

250 Maryland drivers should be deported too, while we're at it.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (nRWPy)

251 Well Senator, you should introduce a law in the Senate to do just what you said. Go on Record that as an American I am a second class citizen, and lets take a vote and record who votes and how they vote. You will not mind if I use this info for the next election do you?

Posted by: Picric at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (tTssO)

252 9 Obviously tgen, Democrats should issue sanctions on fascist Canada. You can't even get a one day tourist visa to Canada if you have a DUI in the last ten years.
_________________

Every foreigner has the right to commit crimes in America!

Posted by: Bob "Underage prostitutes" Menendez at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (fqUgw)

253

@BetoORourke's March For Truth

Did he find any?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (aKsyK)

254 218 Oh crap, oh crap, I'm literally crying at my desk I'm laughing so hard:

https://tinyurl.com/y3cv68t8
Posted by: Bert G at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (tOP4K)

The Cow Fu is strong!

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

255 @BetoORourke's March For Truth

Did he find any?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (aKsyK)

His.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

256 Whatever happened to Mendez daughter? Used to be on Hannity a lot. Kinda disappeared when the whole Dr. Melgen and the teenie Dominican girls thing came out.

Posted by: Random ~~Lurker~~ Commenter at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (FnLXY)

257 According to ICE's annual report, half of the illegal aliens crossing the border in 2018 got DUI's. 80,000 illegals.
Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

----------------------

It's just a part of their culture and heritage. /s

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)

258
Desert your unit in Afghanistan and get a Rose Garden ceremony for your parents (Bergdahl)

Attempt to assassinate an entire Republican baseball squad!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (7ZQe3)

259 Some of those illegal aliens charged with DUIs are no doubt teenage girls. Menendez can't get at them if they're in jail.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (1JpTT)

260 Americans are no longer a Democrat constituency.

That cannot be said enough.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 12, 2019 03:41 PM (W+vEI)

261 Is everybody starting to understand that Democrats are the enemy? Do people realize that these are not the Democrats of your Grandfather's or even your Father's Party? And if you vote for them you are voting for the end of America?

What is it going to take to get people to understand that? The world wonders. As do I.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 03:41 PM (vFUiw)

262
Every foreigner has the right to commit crimes in America!

Posted by: Bob "Underage prostitutes" Menendez at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (fqUgw)
It says that, uh, in the uh, in the, uh, uh, uh, in the - Constellation.

Posted by: Nancy_Pelosingit at February 12, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

263 The Cow Fu is strong!

Now do Cow Fu vs Jew Jitsu

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:41 PM (nRWPy)

264 246 According to ICE's annual report, half of the illegal aliens crossing the border in 2018 got DUI's. 80,000 illegals.
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Besides the kidnapping of 13 year old girls by 30 something men the other distinctive Central American cultural achievement is driving drunk. Considering we are talking about the Indios not the Spanish this is no different from our Indians. Why we would want drunk driving Indios Spanish speakers driving full speed on highways with signs in English is racist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

265 248 A few months ago Kanye West said prison is slavery.
If you do a web search apparently that's an actual issue some people are
pushing.
_____________________

Prisons as 20th and 21st century plantations (for keeping 'da black man down!) has been a treasured meme of lefty academics for many years now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 03:42 PM (fqUgw)

266 Attempt to assassinate an entire Republican baseball squad!
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM (7ZQe3)

------

Well, he's dead, TBF.

But had he lived, he'd eventually be released like Hinckley. Shooting people doesn't matter near as much if they're Republicans.

We all know that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

267 Chester Nimitz and "Bull" Fucking Halsey understand that the world is wondering.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 03:42 PM (vFUiw)

268 Fuck that rat bastard kiddee fucker, he needs an express elevator ride straight to hell for saying that.

A number of years ago here and a blind drunk Mexican illegal was driving his truck at high speed and rear ended two high school teens. They were stopped at a light when he plowed into them, they burned to death screaming for help.

THIS needs to be shoved in his face, repeatedly.

Posted by: Gmac at February 12, 2019 03:42 PM (qZdIZ)

269 Probably already mentioned: that statistic that "illegal aliens have a lower crime rate" is total BS because sanctuary cities intentionally do not check immigration status. They're stats are lower because they are not documenting crime correctly.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 12, 2019 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

270 BREAKING NEWS : Gavin Newsome pulls out of train plan in Cali.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:33 PM (4e+hS)
........

He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield.
San Francisco to L.A. will not be connected.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

271 mrp: "Polls say... " that the longer that immigrants (legal or otherwise) live in the US, the larger the number of such supporting stricter border enforcement.

What does it increase from and what's the final number? If it starts at 10% and ends at 30% after 3+ generations, for example, then that's a national and cultural catastrophe. So even after putting the best face on such a poll, it remains national suicide as a policy of effective lawlessness.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 03:43 PM (6eEQ+)

272 250 Maryland drivers should be deported too, while we're at it.
-----------------
Yep.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)

273 Maryland drivers should be deported too, while we're at it.
Posted by: dagny

They are easy to find. Look for the cars doing 10 under the speed limit in the left lane.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (1F6Sr)

274 Americans are no longer a Democrat constituency.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (4e+hS)

275 Well Senator, you should introduce a law in the Senate to do just what you said. Go on Record that as an American I am a second class citizen, and lets take a vote and record who votes and how they vote. You will not mind if I use this info for the next election do you?
Posted by: Picric at February 12, 2019

Bingo!!
If you don't like the firggin' law, work to change the law.
This whole ignoring laws we don't like is not the way to run a country.

Posted by: MarkY at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (i022r)

276
Man, that's about as exciting as a polar bear in a Russian snowstorm! 'Cause, you know, polar bears are white and so is Trump and it's hard to see Trump in a snowstorm and Trump grabbed his ankles and pulled a train for the Russians and did a lot of coke which is white and White Russians give you a buzz and then collude with snowstorms 'cause Trump has his secret base at the weatherjooo compound in the polar regions!!!!!11!!!!!

*sharts, seizues, evacuates*

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (n2qRY)

277 >>He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield.

San Francisco to L.A. will not be connected.

Posted by: wth

I think you missed my point.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (4e+hS)

278 El Chaop gets life - guy should have wised up and snuck across the border instead of getting extradited.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (37IEG)

279 He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield.

San Francisco to L.A. will not be connected.

And at what cost per mile will this wonder of the modern world cost?

And we're supposedly going to bail these fuckers out when their economy collapses.

Over my cold, dead fucking body.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 03:45 PM (vFUiw)

280 279
He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield.

San Francisco to L.A. will not be connected.

Is there an ocean between Merced and Bakersfield?

Posted by: Loopey Ozcrazyo. at February 12, 2019 03:46 PM (37IEG)

281 "Americans are no longer a Democrat constituency."

Americans are cogs. Why does no one understand this? No cog is better than any other cog... unless it's cheaper and doesn't mouth off.

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 03:47 PM (6eEQ+)

282 What does it increase from and what's the final
number? If it starts at 10% and ends at 30% after 3+ generations, for
example, then that's a national and cultural catastrophe. So even after
putting the best face on such a poll, it remains national suicide as a
policy of effective lawlessness.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 12, 2019 03:43 PM (6eEQ+)

=======================
The last comprehensive poll I saw was that of the immigrant population living in El Norte after 5 years, something like 52% were in favor of stronger border enforcement. Anecdotally, I've heard workers complaining about late-comers depressing wages.

Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2019 03:47 PM (Pqytn)

283 Shep is excited over polar bears in Russia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

The North Russia Expeditionary Force was pulled out of Murmansk about a 100 years ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

284 He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield.

There is a precedent. It's like a very, very expensive Disneyland monorail.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2019 03:47 PM (T71PA)

285 @BetoORourke's March For Truth
Did he find any?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The truth was the starting line

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 03:47 PM (whUgy)

286 Oh but the Demoncrats do care about dead Americans. Once they're dead, they vote Democrat.

Posted by: Jay Dee at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (xyBta)

287 "They are easy to find. Look for the cars doing 10 under the speed limit in the left lane."

?

??

???

* Blink *

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (cqNba)

288 isnt this the same doooosh-bag who should be in prison next to hitlery????

Posted by: yumper at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (rNi/8)

289 You know, Disneyland could have built a Mono Rail between LA and SF by now. And there would have be Disney characters waving at you and you would have a funny hat and the ghetto kids couldn't throw bricks at you like when your driving under bridges and stuff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)

290
I see shadow people.

Posted by: Cole Sear at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (jYje5)

291 Why march?

The truth is right over by the median. Just drive into it at high speed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (AzW6q)

292 What about Bouncing Bear Trap Mines?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:36 PM (2LelM)

Trying to imagine a feasible working model. Maybe instead of mines or traps, we just need to release some bears. Ask Timothy Treadwell how effective that could be.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2019 03:48 PM (c6y4U)

293 Shep is excited over polar bears in Russia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

I think Sheppy is confusing polar bears with another kind of "bear" that he likes.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

294 I didn't like those "Finish the Wall!"-signs last night. Because I don't think we've really started.

I understand that only a quarter of all law-makers want us to control our borders. And that Obama still controls the DOJ to this very day. Nor am I a one-issue voter like Coulter. I hope that having a new AG will let the president raise the hell that needs to be raised. But its not happening, folks. Not yet.

Don't finish. Start.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2019 03:49 PM (EYwhF)

295 Shep likes furry creatures that can dominate him.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:49 PM (4e+hS)

296 He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield."

Streets of Bakersfield?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (6qErC)

297 I think Sheppy is confusing polar bears with another kind of "bear" that he likes.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

Lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

298 I think you missed my point.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:44 PM (4e+hS)
..........

It's what I mostly do around here.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

299 WHEW, DOGGEH!

@cspan

.@Senatemajldr: "I've noted with great interest the Green New Deal. And we're going to be voting on that in the Senate. Give everybody an opportunity to go on record and see how they feel about the #GreenNewDeal."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (whUgy)

300 Yeah, and I think we shouldn't make such a big whop-de-do about people who have sex with underage prostitutes as well.

- Senator Menendez

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (p0nVR)

301 isnt this the same doooosh-bag who should be in prison next to hitlery????

Democrats don't go to jail! Didn't you know? Silly rabbit.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (vFUiw)

302 He's just "scaling it back" to go between Merced and Bakersfield.

The VITAL Merced to Bakersfield economic corridor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (Boy/L)

303 >>Americans are cogs. Why does no one understand this?

I don't think that's a mystery around here.
The interesting thing is that in the Trump era, these a$$holes are finally admitting it after decades of playing 'more caring than thou' politics with every minority demographic. Masks are falling off, and their ugliness is coming through, particularly on immigration and abortion.
It's hard to look away it's so freakin obvious.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

304 Bob "Frollo" Menendez wants to personally provide compassion for these poor people... or at least the young, nubile females.

Another reason to loathe New Jersey. Representative government in action...

Posted by: RobM1981 at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (zX9W6)

305 Oh crap, oh crap, I'm literally crying at my desk I'm laughing so hard:

From the goofy movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)

306 If these stats are correct, than 7-10% of population is causing half of the major crime.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (NgKpN)

That doesn't really surprise me. Even back in the police academy 3 decades ago, I was taught the rule-of-thumb that 10% of the population commits 90% of the crime (i.e., watch the "usual suspects" like a hawk because they're up to no good.)

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (5Yee7)

307 Democrat Senator Bob Menendez suggests that illegal aliens who have been convicted on DUI charges should not be thought of as criminals and should not face jail time

Why not just shut the gov't down, Bob? All of it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (oTMWb)

308 Menendez is one rat faced fucker.

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 12, 2019 03:52 PM (yhf6w)

309 >>>What's the worst that could happen? I mean, apart from all those dead Americans whose lives don't matter.<<<

These aliens are issued Valid Drivers Licenses from the DMV and are registered to vote?

Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 03:52 PM (2Mnv1)

310 Was it something I said?

Posted by: Lyle Menendez at February 12, 2019 03:52 PM (Tyii7)

311 Menendez is one rat faced fucker.
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 12, 2019 03:52 PM (yhf6w)

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He's got two rat faces.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

312

This happened a year ago:

Docs: Suspect in drunk driving crash that killed Colts player, Uber driver showed 'no remorse'

https://tinyurl.com/y2z63sau

Relatives of the dead Uber driver complained because people were using the incident as an argument against illegal immigration.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 03:53 PM (aKsyK)

313 According to ICE's annual report, half of the illegal aliens crossing the border in 2018 got DUI's. 80,000 illegals.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

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It's just a part of their culture and heritage. /s

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 03:40 PM

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You think you are making a joke, but the DUI stuff is actually part of their culture. It's so common here in Texas that it doesn't even warrant a mention in the local small town paper unless someone is killed or it is the 4th+ DUI.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 12, 2019 03:53 PM (JUOKG)

314 These people are sick. Any wonder why I was a Republican?
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at February 12, 2019 03:37 PM (7HtZB)

Clearly ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Joker at February 12, 2019 03:53 PM (D7FqI)

315 OT: .First flight of restored F-82.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wEJwLcj6qEU&feature=youtu.be

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

316 We should definitely listen to Menendez about who is a criminal or not.

There's really no substitute for direct experience.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 12, 2019 03:54 PM (yL25O)

317 How come that stupid fucking Yertle the Turtle doesn't do this all the time? Assholes, all of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2019 03:54 PM (nDe2U)

318 Even back in the police academy 3 decades ago, I was taught the rule-of-thumb that 10% of the population commits 90% of the crime (i.e., watch the "usual suspects" like a hawk because they're up to no good.)

Well aside from petty white collar stuff (stealing pencils at work, not signalling to turn in time etc) most people are pretty law abiding if they can be. Its the smaller number that will commit the bulk of crime, and repeat a lot.

I mean if you have a community where 10 crimes are committed among 10 people its probably 1-2 people with 5-10 crimes each.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

319 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 03:55 PM (1XAal)

320 From the goofy movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

There's some classics on YT.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 03:56 PM (sLicW)

321 How come that stupid fucking Yertle the Turtle doesn't do this all the time?

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I'd be happier if he'd have let anything on Trump's agenda come to a vote in the Senate, that's for sure.

But that ship has sailed, as McConnell wanted, and now he doesn't have to spend all of his time killing (R) bills.

He's got time for what he loves - grandstanding about things that don't matter, keeping the Sturm und Drang going for us rubes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)

322 Ace getting love on twitter for his feminist man dates woman post.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:57 PM (4e+hS)

323 Its the smaller number that will commit the bulk of crime, and repeat a lot.
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This very true. This is also true of radicals. They are very small but their reach is magnified by the press. Thus, to solve the problem, you must cancel out the press.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)

324 From the Post Birth News Abortion Category :

Vic posted this link the other day.

Antifa activist facing assault charges was tied to democratic policymakers
https://tinyurl.com/y2gza3hv
What? Lawless lawmakers?

Unpossible.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 03:57 PM (LL1Be)

325 Canada and Mexico bar entry for a DUI. I can't make this @#$@# up.

"Foreigners with drunk driving criminal convictions within the past 10 years are usually refused entry into Mexico"

Posted by: joe dagostino at February 12, 2019 03:57 PM (3w9Fm)

326 What happened to MADD? Are they defunct or something? Shouldn't they be all over Menendez?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 12, 2019 03:58 PM (4e+hS)

327 "Equality under the law"

Long dead, though not buried, and currently stinkin' up the joint.

My hatred of these people increases daily. Just complete and utter douchebags.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 12, 2019 03:58 PM (D+X5I)

328 there's a nood.
I just know it.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)

329 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

330 Yeah, some idiot left my tv on NBC and they're insisting that the sea ice is disappearing so the polar bears are moving south. More likely, they're population exploded.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 03:59 PM (nRWPy)

331 I thought it was a requirement to drink and drive in Mexico.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2019 03:59 PM (nDe2U)

332 Yeah, some idiot left my tv on NBC and they're insisting that the sea ice is disappearing so the polar bears are moving south. More likely, they're population exploded.

Yep, but its like arguing with a flat earther

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)

333 ASSSSSSSSSS my radio airs a public service announcement about an american getting picked up for drunk driving.

What's the problem, Bob?

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 04:01 PM (nRWPy)

334 10 What, not only do they get all the benies of being American, while not being American, they get a pass on DWIs too?
Hep me unnerstan...
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Illegal aliens get a pass on a lot more than just DUI's.

In several jurisdictions (e.g., CA, MD, MA, etc.) prosecutors have announced that they won't charge illegal alien criminals who are caught with certain crimes, or that they will reduce the crimes charged to lesser ones, in order to prevent the illegal alien criminals from being deported.

In MA a few years ago, a "refugee" from Ghana committed two armed bank robberies. He was sentenced to less than a year in prison for both crimes -- specifically so that he would not trigger the felon (prison sentence of one year or more) provision that would have made him eligible for deportation.

The African "refugee" served less than 9 months in prison for two armed bank robberies. How many U.S. citizens who were convicted of such crimes would have received such a light sentence?

Shortly after his release from prison, the "refugee" committed a home invasion/burglary at a condo where he had previously worked as a security guard. The two physicians who owned the condo were tied up and had their throats slashed. Their jewelry and other personal items were found in the "refugee's" backpack, near the scene. He's now back in prison for the two murders, and will spend the rest of his life being supported there by U.S. taxpayers because some lefty douche judge didn't want him to be deported for two "innocent" armed bank robberies.

And there have been multiple other instances in which violent illegal alien criminals have been let off with joke sentences to spare them from deportation, only to go on and rape or murder other people in the U.S. after being released.

But don't say we have a two-tiered justice system, raaaacist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 04:02 PM (fqUgw)

335 OT: .First flight of restored F-82.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)

Friggin' awesome, and awesomely expensive probably.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 04:02 PM (xxAFD)

336 Because it's not cold enough in January at the North Pole so the bears are coming south.

Uh-huh.

Because less sea ice, less food? Is that how that works? Because sea ice=food? Um, ok.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 04:04 PM (nRWPy)

337 Late to this party, but I ahve a good friend who was T-boned by an illegal alien with multiple driving violations (among others, that she doesn't know). The internal damage to her uterus means that it is highly likely she won't be able to have children. The icing, of course, was the lack of insurance so she had a lot to pay for a car and medical bills, aside from what her insurance covered, and nearly flunked out of an expensive doctoral program because she had to miss so much.

But, you know, spark of divinity and all that.

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 12, 2019 04:04 PM (QAOZh)

338 Posted by: sunny-dee

These stories are really pissing me off.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)

339 Obviously, Menendez has no idea what goes on in the state he represents. He should spend some time in Jersey and see what happens to DUIs who are regular US citizens. Maybe we're not criminals but we're sure treated like one.

Posted by: John Oh at February 12, 2019 04:08 PM (v7b8O)

340 Back after the first amnesty in the 80s a rabbit clown car full of illegals hit us speeding through a stop light while changing lanes in the intersection and messed up my new red mustang.

They spun and ended up on top of a snowbank in the median. Cop shows up and my italian looking husband had been the driver. Cop says, "does anyone here speak english?" I told him that not only did I "speak english," I spoke it better than anyone he had ever met.

5 YEARS later I got my $250 deductible back from USAA. That would never happen now and the cop would be in trouble for not being able to speak illegal.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 04:09 PM (nRWPy)

341 Director Bob Clark, the man who brought us A Christmas Story, and his son were killed by an illegal alien drunk driver.

Posted by: tmitsss at February 12, 2019 04:12 PM (3MaAt)

342 Menendez middle name should be STUPID just proves that Liberalisms a spreading virus caused by the Democrats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 12, 2019 04:13 PM (wGqjj)

343 Pastor plants church outside Planned Parenthood Clinic: The Blaze.com going on right in my own backyard down in Spokane news to me. Definitely adding them to the prayer list!

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 04:17 PM (qdINy)

344 I ahve a good friend who was T-boned by an illegal alien with multiple driving violations

It's the price we must pay for "diversity".

Posted by: Lyle Menendez at February 12, 2019 04:20 PM (Tyii7)

345 Democrats don't really regard them as rules(laws), they're more like guidelines

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 04:21 PM (qdINy)

346 Can I get that deal if I'm convicted of a DUI?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Posted by: steve walsh at February 12, 2019 04:21 PM (vf96M)

347 We rate this poll as mostly false.

Posted by: Politico at February 12, 2019 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

348 maybe one can t-bone Bob's vehicle to change his mind. in the back, as Bob gets driven when he is not being flown.

Posted by: Democrats be the KKK at February 12, 2019 04:24 PM (Wa5hI)

349 Trump wants a wall... but he's orange man bad... whereas this jackass talks about the virtues of drunk drivers.

fml.....

Posted by: reality man at February 12, 2019 04:24 PM (7NSrk)

350 195 Facetious is the only word in the English language that has all 5 vowels in order...
Posted by: Timon at February 12, 2019
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"Facetiously" too, because "y" can sometimes be a vowel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 04:25 PM (7MRhd)

351 Seems that nothing in Bobby Buttmunch's world constitutes a crime.Life is just one big hung jury to him.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 04:32 PM (qdINy)

352 They are all criminals.
Just a matter of degree.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 12, 2019 04:37 PM (1g7ch)

353 The dark side has no limits. We must defend.

Posted by: Yep at February 12, 2019 04:42 PM (lMsxO)

354 Next to the definition of "moron" is a photo of Bob Menendez

Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 04:42 PM (e8kgV)

355 This tells us a lot about Democrat and government bureaucracy. American Citizens are still subject to these laws, because there's a big part of government that makes a lot of money off of people convicted of DUI paying a lot of money to stay out of jail. However, illegals actually cost the state money if they go to jail, and they will because there's no incentive for them to pay all the DUI fines and fees. It also shows that Democrats care far more about population displacement and forging a new electorate than they do about the harm caused by drunk drivers, or the rule of law.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 12, 2019 04:45 PM (n+0Aw)

356 " I don't bet on the horses I bet on the jockeys. My jockeys bulimic going to clean up"

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 04:59 PM (qdINy)

357 What is all the outrage about? Law enforcement exists to extract money and goods for the government. Illegal aliens have neither. They can't pay big DUI fines and keeping them in jail is expensive. Let them go.
I saw this years ago. The prosecutors in St. Paul were trying to amend the charges from child molestation to child rape (of a seven year old girl) and the legal timing got screwed up. The judge released the guy and being a sanctuary city, the guy was deported rather than being turned over to the Feds. But it was just a poor Latino seven year old girl so who in the Democrat owned MN government gives a damn? No money or new votes available from the perp or the victum's family, eff'em.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at February 12, 2019 07:17 PM (xpKpV)

358 Put this POS in the passenger seat with falling down drunk Juan and send them out onto the road. I hope Menendez goes through the windshield and skips on the highway three times.

Posted by: Braden Lynch at February 13, 2019 12:56 AM (V37WM)

359 I hope someone who gets a family member killed by an illegal driving under the influence takes their anger and rage out on Menendez. He would deserve anything--ANYTHING--they chose to do to him.

May God damn New Jersey's worthless voters for returning this pedophile rapist to Congress.

Posted by: mac at February 13, 2019 01:18 AM (GsuVz)

360 Some years ago when I lived in Arizona and was very poor I had my car totalled by being hit from behind while I was stopped at an intersection.

The other driver was not insured and driving without a license. And drunk. The car was not registered. Since the accident was entirely the other driver's fault my insurance company wouldn't pay.

I was out a car, at a time in my life when I had no means to get a new one. What I remember most clearly about the incident is the police officer who told me that I really should have had uninsured motorist insurance if I was going to be driving in "these kinds of places" (a few blocks from where I lived at the time.)

He all but admitted that the police had given up trying to enforce traffic regulations because there were no consequences for illegal aliens. And there would be no consequences for the driver who hit me. He couldn't lose his license if he never had one in the first place.

Posted by: Misha Burnett at February 13, 2019 08:18 AM (Pfjza)

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