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"Fusion Ken" Dilanian: Neither Republicans Nor Democrats on Senate Intelligence Committee Have Found Any Evidence of Collusion Between Trump and Russia
This must be a hard thing for "Fusion Ken" to report.
After two years and 200 interviews, the Senate Intelligence Committee is approaching the end of its investigation into the 2016 election, having uncovered no direct evidence of a conspiracy between the Trump campaign and Russia, according to both Democrats and Republicans on the committee. But investigators disagree along party lines when it comes to the implications of a pattern of contacts they have documented between Trump associates and Russians -- contacts that occurred before, during and after Russian intelligence operatives were seeking to help Donald Trump by leaking hacked Democratic emails and attacking his opponent, Hillary Clinton, on social media. "If we write a report based upon the facts that we have, then we don't have anything that would suggest there was collusion by the Trump campaign and Russia," said Sen. Richard Burr, R-N.C., the chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, in an interview with CBS News last week. Burr was careful to note that more facts may yet be uncovered, but he also made clear that the investigation was nearing an end.Fusion Ken dutifully notes the spin from Democrat investigators, speaking anonymously, who say they never expected to find a contract inked in blood between Putin and Trump. But that's disingenuous -- they've found nothing. What they've "found" is nonsense that was already public record -- Trump had made preliminary inquiries into building a couple of projects in Russia, then abandoned those projects. Someone on Twitter had a great bit of snark about this. Something like: "Trump was exploring different ways of getting a building built in Moscow, and grew frustrated. Suddenly he realized a much simpler way of getting it built -- he would just run for president and win and strike a treasonous deal with Vladimir Putin!" Ah yes -- it's so simple! It's so brilliantly simple! The ultimate real estate development Gordian Knot-Chop. Yeah, all of this bullshit would sound self-evidently stupid and false if the Conspiracy Theorists ever said directly what they're accusing Trump of. It sounds pretty stupid that a man would figure that the easiest way to get a zoning code variance in Moscow is just to run for president and win, doesn't it? And yet that's what these people think -- but they're never pushed to admit the details of the Conspiracy So Vast they believe in. They're allowed to glide on by with vague allusions and insinuations.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 12, 2019 01:57 PM (cxCsn)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (cxCsn)
https://reason.com/blog/2019/02/11/here-is-what-police-found-and-didnt-afte
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: FrodoB at February 12, 2019 01:58 PM (NjZfF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 01:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: One Standard at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (uloIh)
"they'll never find a document completely showing collusion, no smoking gun" heavily implying its there but they can't find absolute proof stating exactly that collusion took place.
Not stated: there's no evidence remotely suggesting anything like collusion was even considered by either party, nor will there ever be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (7ZQe3)
as it is, is ANYONE really surprised they found nothing? honestly? even you libs...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (W+vEI)
Way to bury the lede, Senator.
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (1ISKN)
They think that Vietnamese immigrants who came to America in the 1970s should pay reparations for their ancestors not owning slaves or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (ANN96)
Why would Putin want Trump as president?
He'd already led Cankles around by the nose. Seems to me, if he were really going to meddle, he'd have meddled in a way that brought him a weak president, not a strong one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: mugiwara at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (B623R)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (xyung)
Also not stated, there is no law against collusion.
There are no laws about making business deals with foreigners.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NgKpN)
Why would Putin want Trump as president?
He'd already led Cankles around by the nose. Seems to me, if he were really going to meddle, he'd have meddled in a way that brought him a weak president, not a strong one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (7MRhd)
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Trump was cheap. Putin just had to buy $100,000 worth of Facebook ads and Trump got bought wholesale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (ANN96)
Surely this is a cover up of immense proportions!
We ALL know there was collusion!
Trump asked the Russians in public for the 30,000 emails!!
gaaaaackkkkkkkk!
Posted by: Every Dem Voter at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (so+oy)
Also not stated, there is no law against collusion.
There are no laws about making business deals with foreigners.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NgKpN)
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Can we make some laws about collusion, make them retroactive (against the constitution) and then burn Ted Kennedy's remains as punishment?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (RuIsu)
Why would Putin want Trump as president?
He'd already led Cankles around by the nose. Seems to me, if he were really going to meddle, he'd have meddled in a way that brought him a weak president, not a strong one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (7MRhd)
Yup, I'm sure he has paperwork on HIS end of the Uranium Deal she signed, and the pay offs for it.
Prime blackmail material.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (ZqRa6)
Heck, he already had her direct deposit information.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Tim, West Hartford Social Club (Blacks Admitted Since 2013) at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: Senate, House, and Mueller at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (gC2IV)
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I wonder about this. Do they think Trump does his own taxes (like Turbotax Timmy)? Or do they think he directs the accounting firm to take illegal deductions? Anything illegal in the returns would be the fault of th accounting firm not Trump.
What's the point other than a fishing expedition to embarrass the Prez?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Z/bKp)
Thanks mom.
Posted by: DanMan at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (XTiHL)
Heck, he already had her direct deposit information.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 02:03 PM (1ISKN)
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His consolation prize is that fact that that country has been tearing itself apart over his $100,000 ad buy on Facebook for the last two years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)
get a zoning code variance in Moscow is just to run for president and
win, doesn't it?
Huh. Just this mornin' Murderin' Joe kept saying how stupid PDT is.
I keep trying to come up with what Joe will do when MSNBC goes under. I guess he and Mika could design a line of messenger bags.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
Karma demands that Putin prank-call her late at night every Nov. 8.
"Hello. Is Putin. Broward, it is still counting?"
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
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I wonder about this. Do they think Trump does his own taxes (like Turbotax Timmy)? Or do they think he directs the accounting firm to take illegal deductions? Anything illegal in the returns would be the fault of th accounting firm not Trump.
What's the point other than a fishing expedition to embarrass the Prez?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Z/bKp)
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Fishing expedition.
He uses completely legal means to lower his tax burden and Democrats will rail at him about how he doesn't pay his fair share.
That's all it is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:05 PM (ANN96)
Think they just want details that they can spin as corruption or "OMG, he spends this much on that!!!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 02:05 PM (W+vEI)
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They're the Smarties, dum dums
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:05 PM (guTmX)
leaking hacked Democratic emails and attacking his opponent, Hillary
Clinton, on social media.
***
I noticed they don't mention what was *in* the emails - namely that Hillary Clinton and the DNC conspired to steal the nomination from Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: fb at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (Ey4tF)
Posted by: franksalterego at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (3cq8T)
He'd already led Cankles around by the nose. Seems to me, if he were really going to meddle, he'd have meddled in a way that brought him a weak president, not a strong one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 02:01 PM (7MRhd)
Maybe, if you REALLY wanted to make a GIGANTIC stretch, you could say that Gangsta Pooty-Poot wanted someone whose foreign policy would help destabilize the EU so that the Eurosphere has to come begging to him and bend the knee.
But again, that's rather a stretch.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (pgXNG)
This is still 110% bullshit.
The emails weren't "hacked", to begin with. They were phished, which any 3 year old could have done. ... and which any 5 year old recipient could have avoided.
Secondly, it is far more credible that lots of the actual inside stuff came from someone ... on the inside.
This Russian bullshit with the Dem party security issues is a joke. But they refuse to stop repeating this crap.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (1ISKN)
_______"___"____.
Russia did collude with Satan for a bunch of our uranium stockpile.
Posted by: Cosda at February 12, 2019 02:06 PM (OE+yF)
Write more love songs about Meeeeeeeka!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 02:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (oTMWb)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)
Works every time. We call it the "Comrade Hilton."
Posted by: The KGB at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (AzW6q)
Spring Semester 2019, MWF 8-9:30, College of Science and Technology. "Learn To Code 101."
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Anything?
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)
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"I settled a score with Paul Manafort. That was my mandate, right?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:08 PM (ANN96)
OMG Trump wanted to build a hotel in Russia! Yes. That's what he does.
Yeah, all of this bullshit would sound self-evidently stupid and false if the Conspiracy Theorists ever said directly what they're accusing Trump of.
I have been saying all along that I have no opinion on the Trump Russia allegations because no one will tell me what they are.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (BqByW)
This is called "breaking the bad news gently" lest the emotionally fragile totally lose their shit.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (hLRSq)
They seeded the wind, its time for a whirlwind...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt. Attendant, Starboard Side at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (67aEn)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (mf5HN)
Let me find Jimmy Acosta and he can mansplain it to you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (GJkKh)
And there will be leaks. Criminal leaks that won't be prosecuted.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (talIc)
By the way, if you believe they've given up on kicking the People's Will to the curb, you're not paying attention.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (IKjSy)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (BqByW)
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A solid 40% of America is convinced that Putin worked with Trump to beat Hillary.
It's an article of faith, now. Coloring Trump's presidency in the same way that "W. stole Florida" colored that administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
"I employed a staff of 200 for 2 years. DAMNED good pay, too "
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Dc+hm)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:11 PM (KfVRF)
This entire action was a smear job to cover up for the REAL criminal activity between Hillary, the Democrats, and the Russian/FusionGPS/Steele Fake Dossier campaign. Real felonies, Real traitors.
Facts are irrelevant, smears are the name of the game. After two years of journalistic failure and embarrassment, who cannot see what is happening?
Trump, the Democrats care nothing about sovereignty, citizen safety, or working people getting better jobs and improving themselves.
The Democrats are the new Domestic Enemies of the United States. I say this because of their actions.
Call a National Emergency, and build the Wall with the 9 billion Mulvaney said last week has been found in the existing budget that can be re-directed without Congressional say.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (sy5kK)
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The other choice was to imply the ChiComs helped Trump win but that is where all our betters get their bread buttered - so it had to be Russia. Hillary certainly doesn't want anyone poking around Chinese money.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)
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I wish just once, when they have a DOJ weasel under oath, someone would ask: is it the DOJ/FBI position that the Russians hacked the DNC server:
If so, the follow up: Is hearsay OK for the FBI (fumbling, dumbling, incompotents) since THEY never examined the server.
According to everything I've read, Crowdstrike (paid for by the DNC) are the only ones who have examined it.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (Z/bKp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (GJkKh)
Un-freaking believable. It looked like a raid on a Taliban stronghold.
I guess it's supposed to be a warning to the rest of us. Don't cross Barry's infested DoJ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (BqByW)
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A solid 40% of America is convinced that Putin worked with Trump to beat Hillary.
It's an article of faith, now. Coloring Trump's presidency in the same way that "W. stole Florida" colored that administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
Its the Global Warmering is caused by CO2 play.
Tell a lie enough times, and people will start to believe it.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (NgKpN)
But miss the all too real Hillary/Mueller/Russia uranium/Skolkovo bombshells everywhere.
It's almost like there is a concerted effort to cover up high crimes and sedition in the heart of the DeepState. Thanks a lot, corrupt FBI and JustUs.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Donald Trump at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (c+2jX)
True, plus I believe he gets audited every year so if there was anything illegal in there the IRS would be complicit as well by not pursuing it.
But they gotta keep the narrative going. Orange Man Bad
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (7ZQe3)
Or, in Trump's case, by the tweet replies.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (Lx5HN)
Posted by: One Standard at February 12, 2019 02:00 PM (uloIh)
Things the MFM is remarkably incurious about:
1. Hodgkinson's emails to Little Dick Durbin
2. The Charlottesville organizer used to work for Gaylord Focker
3. McAwful's shady financial deals
4. Corzine's shady financial deals
5. Anything about the Vegas shooter
6. The Cock Curious transcripts
7. The Clinton Crime Family's work in Haiti
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Adam Schiff's Swollen Bobblehead at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (LL1Be)
Write more love songs about Meeeeeeeka!
-
The end of the Captain and Tennille left a hole in pop music.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (BqByW)
****
Yikes I've heard nuclear shit about that one. But opposing nuclear stories - either and maybe both are true.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (guTmX)
Yes, that was stomach-turning. Pure thuggery. Meth labs and terrorist cells don't get raided with that much force and Stone is a seasoned citizen.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (XoAz8)
"Russia? Because we need a sinister adversary who is just familiar enough to mouth-breathing Americans to easily evoke Cold War hysteria but is esoteric and removed enough to escape deep public scrutiny. An adversary conceivable as a sophisticated agent leveraging complicated technology. A kind of closed society that at once presents as a menace, but is not well understood."
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
And 41% think the Easter Bunny was in on the conspiracy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (GJkKh)
1. Hodgkinson's emails to Little Dick Durbin
2. The Charlottesville organizer used to work for Gaylord Focker
3. McAwful's shady financial deals
4. Corzine's shady financial deals
5. Anything about the Vegas shooter
6. The Cock Curious transcripts
7. The Clinton Crime Family's work in Haiti
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 02:13 PM (1pz14)
8. Seth Rich
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (pgXNG)
Its the Global Warmering is caused by CO2 play.
Tell a lie enough times, and people will start to believe it.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:12 PM (NgKpN)
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There's a feedback loop (still unproven) that increased CO2 causes more water vapor in the air and that's what causes global warming.
The fact that no one has proven the correlation of increased CO2 leading to increased water vapor, even in laboratory conditions, apparently doesn't matter, because #Science doesn't need evidence or replicatable tests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (ANN96)
A solid 40% of America is convinced that Putin worked with Trump to beat Hillary.
It's an article of faith, now. Coloring Trump's presidency in the same way that "W. stole Florida" colored that administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
HANDS UP!!!DON'T SHOOT!!!
- said nobody ever, until CNN said it from their studio and the lie began.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Someguy
Because it's what the Dems do. They are the Colluding Motherfuckers Originale wit cheese.
Remember, it's projection for them. Always. Everything. Forever. PROJECTION - IT'S FOR DINNER, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND SPECIAL OCCASIONS.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
The Dems and Hillary were embarrassed and angry about her loss, so they cooked up the Russian collusion thing as their version of the Dolchstosslegende.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (GJkKh)
HANDS UP!!!DON'T SHOOT!!!
- said nobody ever, until CNN said it from their studio and the lie began.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (sy5kK)
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"Fake but accurate, yo."
-Dan Rather
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ANN96)
THEN you'll see.
THEN YOU WILL ALLLL SEEEE
Posted by: Adam Schiff's Swollen Bobblehead at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (LL1Be)
especially when the Fascist can get "deniers" fired, and/or deplatformed/censored on social media, or kicked out of the university.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 02:16 PM (IKjSy)
Hahahahaha.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:16 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
The fact that no one has proven the correlation of increased CO2 leading to increased water vapor, even in laboratory conditions, apparently doesn't matter, because #Science doesn't need evidence or replicatable tests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (ANN96)
Never mind the correlation. What's the proposed mechanism?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:17 PM (GJkKh)
There are no laws about making business deals with foreigners.
even if they are Russian.
Its lunacy, it started out as a huge distraction and turned into a sort of religious dogma, where you believe not based on facts but on faith and zealotry, and worse if someone doesn't believe, they're heretical and outcast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:17 PM (39g3+)
Never mind the correlation. What's the proposed mechanism?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:17 PM (GJkKh)
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*scans most recent research*
Unicorn farts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:17 PM (ANN96)
Which is somehow a horrible existential threat to all of NATO.
Even though NATO all together has 25 times the GDP, and outnumbers their population 900 million to 145 million.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)
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"Would you believe ... a contract inked in urine between Putin and Trump?" -- Jim Comey, AKA Secret Agent 86
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 02:18 PM (EUWV+)
Mueller will close up shop with nary a word of explanation.
Barr can't write a report exonerating Trump, because he's a Trump appointee.
So, the collusion, etc. etc. will just be left there floating for whatever conspiracy theorist wants to do with it.. for all time.
Posted by: Every Dem Voter at February 12, 2019 02:18 PM (so+oy)
I rate this as complete conjecture, and pulled out of someones ass.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:18 PM (GBteo)
The best outcome would be the media and the SJWs can taking each other down. Everybody else is tired of them both.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 02:18 PM (FBm+D)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:18 PM (MAstk)
when the Russian hooker urine sample test results back...
THEN you'll see.
THEN YOU WILL ALLLL SEEEE
Posted by: Adam Schiff's Swollen Bobblehead at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (LL1Be)
Adam, I thought you already told us the urine sample was "bitter."
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (yFncY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (MkcN1)
"Hello. Is President Beto? Is Putin. Congratulations. Soon we will meet and the handshaking and smiles. You will bring skateboard."
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (GJkKh)
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I think that's part of it. It provides cover for their embarrassing failure.
But the Pee-Pee Party Dossier and the Access Hollywood tapes were the final pieces of oppo-research fuckery that were supposed to nail Trump's coffin shut, when: *surprise* he wins.
So they just never wound down those ops. They were supposed to be sewn up in November of '16, but they had to be kept on life support as a way to keep attacking Orangeman.
Now we have Russian Kuhluzhion and #MeToo, as a result. Kuhluzhion is an embarrassing failure, and #MeToo a colossal backfire of a fuckup.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (AzW6q)
Putin wanted a weak Hillary as President. To the extent the Russians promoted Trump, it was part of a general plan to sow discord and weaken President Hillary. Nobody expected Trump to actually win.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (0238f)
AND that there is nothing to even corroborate that the DNC was even hacked at all, much less by someone with a Russian last name.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Ha
>If they pass that deal, what's gonna power the boatloads of cocaine for Mitch?
Seagull farts?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (Lx5HN)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
I note that doing blackface seems to be a rite of passage for Democrats and liberal entertainers. An anthropologist ought to study this phenomenon.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:09 PM (hLRSq)
Nah. Lay it on 'em hard. Cull the herd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:14 PM (ANN96)
Never mind the correlation. What's the proposed mechanism?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:17 PM (GJkKh)
Would not matter anyway, because CO2 and Water vapor absorb the same wavelengths of IR energy, and ALL that energy is already being absorbed.
To add to the Greenhouse effect, the Earth's Blackbody radiation would have to increase, which can only happen if the Earth's SURFACE temp increases.
Whole thing is bullshit if you have any understanding at ALL of how Greenhouse gases actually work.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (NgKpN)
But in real life, no matter how stupid or outrageous the lie, some will cling to it forever. Some because they have too much invested in it being true. Some because its a cynical means of gaining power and manipulating people. Some because they are too stupid to realize. Some because to admit otherwise would cause too great a conflict in their worldview and they aren't strong or honest enough to bear it. Some because they just want it to be true and don't care.
In this world, the bad guys can win
https://youtu.be/TZc1W_--Vps
and usually do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (39g3+)
extent the Russians promoted Trump, it was part of a general plan to sow
discord and weaken President Hillary. Nobody expected Trump to actually
win.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 02:20 PM (0238f)
I'll bet Vlad is jealous as hell of Italy's God Emperor Trump. That has to burn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:18 PM (MAstk)
Romney's Treason Fingers are itching up!
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (talIc)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (bIh+M)
Good.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Boy/L)
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He's the master of failure theater. Nice to see him using it against Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Democrats be the KKK at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (Wa5hI)
***
This utter pile of crap will eventually pass into law.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (1ISKN)
They expected a contract inked in urine.
Posted by: wooga at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (0238f)
"Russia is never as strong as she looks. Russia is never as weak as she looks."
Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (NLLmE)
Meeka could start a "Lounge" act.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (flINI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (EUWV+)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (MkcN1)
They had fake ads on Facebook that mimicked exactly what Deplorables in America were already saying.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
I'm assuming it was a joke. But who knows.
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (NLLmE)
Yoga schedules.
Hey, I didn't say it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (Boy/L)
Well plus, as Crichton tried to point out, the entire system is so unbelievably complex and so little-known that making big declarations and warnings that We Must Heed is completely unwarranted and irrational, even irresponsible.
And that's even if it was done in good faith, rather than for political and economic reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (NLLmE)
The Turtle says he's bringing the Green New Deal for a vote in the Senate to get everybody on record.
Do it Mitch!
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (guTmX)
If it only needs 51 votes, it might pass THIS time.
If 60, well, I don't think enough Senators hate Trump enough to ban cars and cow farts.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Hitler and Trump had huge rallies. Koko O'Rourke has nice small rallies. I assume that's the "logic" operating behind that ponderous forehead.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (MkcN1)
But the FBI-DHS report was so official and sciency and they had that really cool Grizzly Steppe name. You don't name a hacker Grizzly Steppe unless he's really doing some ultra-sophisticated phishing that no individual could ever even hope to accomplish. It would burn someone's fingers off if he even tried to type out such a phishing email - that's how sophisticated and dangerous an attack it was ... it HAD to be a state actor involved! The FBI and DHS have cute powerpoints filled with random lingo and jargon to prove it!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (IfAml)
The Turtle says he's bringing the Green New Deal for a vote in the Senate to get everybody on record.
Do it Mitch!
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G0vdT)
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This ends with the activist left getting pissy at centrist Dems for voting against it.
Maybe even sparking a primary or two in 2020.
Could be nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (37IEG)
Good.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Boy/L)
Considering how many Democrat presidential hopefuls piled onto that crazy train let us get their votes recorded.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)
Most of the ads were unbelievably bad, like Jesus wants Hillary to lose. They were lamer than Jack Chick tracts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (pw+jk)
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This utter pile of crap will eventually pass into law.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (guTmX)
They'll need to retype it if it ever gets to Trump's desk. He'd just stand up on his chair and take a big long piss all over it, as his veto.
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (NgKpN)
I'm not even convinced of that.
I think the impetus of that is that one of the bajillions of political action groups who allegedly purchased facebook ads had six-degrees-of-separation from a russian national.
That'd be like if I donated money to some group in Azerbaijan who donated money to another group who ran some political ads on Azerbaijani Facebook and someone then said "TRUMP TRIED TO INFLUENCE AZERBAIJANI ELECTIONS!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (GBteo)
The Dems and Hillary were embarrassed and angry about her loss, so they
cooked up the Russian collusion thing as their version of the
Dolchstosslegende.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:15 PM (GJkKh)
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There's another theory, which is a bit more aggressive.
Simply: accuse the other guy of your own crime. Hillary is the one who colluded with Russians to try to sway the election. All she can do upon her loss and thus exposure to prosecution is to start hysterically screaming that Trump did it and get everyone rushing on him while she slips discreetly away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:25 PM (13CQC)
I would like to suggest a solution to the false accusations problem:
First - The Retribution Act.
(1) Anyone falsely accusing another of a crime shall be subject to the same penalties as would be set for that offense.
(2) The penalties for false accusations would be additive per the number of false charges, and / or the number of persons falsely charges. E.g. Accusing two people of hate crime(s) would lead to two sets of charges for the accuser(s).
- admittedly this next one will be more difficult to enforce and more liable for abuse but something like this is sorely needed -
Second - The Media Accountability Act.
(1) Retractions must be made in the same manner as the original false report was made. (Same page/ time slot, same font / volume program section, same number of days reporting the error as the original story was reported etc.)
(2) Knowingly publishing a false report shall result in all responsible parties (e.g. lying reporters, negligent editors etc.) and / or conspirators (e.g. editors who required reporters to create false stories )the same penalties as the charge(s) they made.
(3) The organization responsible for publishing the false report shall lose its credentials for a period of time and be fined per the number and severity of false reports published.
Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:25 PM (FnLXY)
Unless, of course, they aren't the least bit interested in providing the truth to their audiences.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 12, 2019 02:25 PM (BJKQV)
He should see if he can buy that float from the Italian parade, and park it on the White House lawn.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 02:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: John Fogarty at February 12, 2019 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:25 PM (13CQC)
Why would ANYONE "collude" with Russia for any reason? What does Russia bring to the table?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)
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Only the white ones.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?
>I remember when Occupy Democrats or something posted on Facebook that Hitler had a Berlin Wall, and Trump wants a wall, so Trump is literally Hitler.
Spot the 5th grade error.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (Lx5HN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (37IEG)
The Clintons proved that back in the Buddhist temple in the 1990s ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (MkcN1)
Bill Ayers wanted 25 Million offed in the 70s.
So probably around 110 Million now.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 02:27 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: Adam Schittz at February 12, 2019 02:27 PM (yFncY)
Posted by: Primal Rage at February 12, 2019 02:27 PM (FTPVM)
They don't care about that, they're just worried what story they'll use for clickbait to get people to watch their lousy faux news stations. Its been great for ratings as the less discerning and more stupid in America tune in each day to get their latest two minutes hate. Without this story, how will they bring em in?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (Lx5HN)
The Left loves pretending they don't know the difference between walls built to keep people out and walls built to keep people in.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:27 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 12, 2019 02:28 PM (aW5/6)
They won't stop. The GND has been in a drawer waiting to be pulled out, like Obama care was.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:28 PM (guTmX)
Maybe Cocaine could schedule a few dozen votes on judicial nominees right after it?
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:28 PM (MAstk)
OT and sorry if this has been covered here at the HQ --
https://www.forbes.com/sites/
michaelposner/2019/02/07/
why-journalism-urgently-needs-a-domestic-marshall-plan-and-democracy-demands-it/
#6f71363567dd
#Learn2Code, mofo!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2019 02:28 PM (pNxlR)
What a desperate loser. With unaccustomed balls the RNC shot back at her "How about this: We will give you your slogan back if you run again!" LOL
Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 02:28 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:29 PM (talIc)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:29 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)
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In Hil-Dawg's case, it was millions of dollars funneled through John and Tony Podesta to secure the U1 deal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:29 PM (AzW6q)
Rush made an interesting point today (although I don't think they have
squat): Mueller's team now has two years of opposition research that
they can use against Trump in 2020, all paid for by the American
taxpayer.
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (EUWV+)
Yes, and it will be leaked as strategically as possible as deemed by the Deep State and their owned tools in the Press.
It is a crooked game, and Trump has little help.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 02:29 PM (sy5kK)
Well that and the Berlin Wall was built a decade and a half after Hitler died....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (Lx5HN)
The Left loves pretending they don't know the difference between walls built to keep people out and walls built to keep people in.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:27 PM (talIc)
Kruschev built the Berlin Wall.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (xcbew)
I LOL'd. He was clearly trolling Felonia.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (8RFw7
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This also can be useful for our opponents. Enemies really.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (xcbew)
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Oh it was just a slogan? Shucks I thought she really believed we were stronger together. What a phony bitch!!!!
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (bIh+M)
NEWS: Mitch McConnell says the Senate will be voting on the Green New Deal
***
This utter pile of crap will eventually pass into law.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (guTmX)
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Right now it's just a resolution. We supposedly have 12 years to save ourselves from armageddon and God knows it would take even a totally Democrat legislature at least two years to write just half the garbage mammoth laws that would be required to implement the resolution.
- Ban fossil fuels within 10 years
- Medicare for all
- Free college education for all
- Ban cars
- High-speed train everywhere
- All buildings retrofitted for "green" energy -- and they don't even know yet what that would be
We'll be burned to a crisp before the First Lesbian Transman Blackspanic President can even brandish xer signing pen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)
Nothing, but here's their thought process.
1. We want to spy on Trump to find ANYTHING
2. We need a FISA warrant
3. We have to show foreign contact to get FISA
4. We can use Christopher Steele and he'll say Trump/Trump campaign is in contact with...
5. Who do conservatives hate? Um, um, um, remember Reagan hated the Soviets?
6. That's it! We'll say Trump was committing treason with
7. Profit
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)
_____.
Hundred of millions of dollars -- see the Clintons and Uranium One for example.
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (EUWV+)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)
You're right!
I'm going to write a song about it! It will be a big hit!
Posted by: Kelsea Ballerini at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (sy5kK)
The Clintons proved that back in the Buddhist temple in the 1990s ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (KfVRF)
I thought the Buddhist temple flim-flammery was exclusively Al Gore's.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 02:22 PM (EUWV+)
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Even if they don't have squat (probable), it still gives them a ton of information about what their spooks don't need to dig through.
So it's still valuable oppo research for the Big Red Machine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)
***
This utter pile of crap will eventually pass into law.
Posted by: Total Control Racist
That'd actually be amusing. Watch as the Democrats try to replace all fossil fuels and nuclear power in ten years. They'll spend the first six years holding hearings about it, then the next three years finger-pointing and hyper-ventilating, and the final years in a desperate failed attempt to replace at least a symbolic 3% of the grid, and fail utterly even at that.
That's ten years of good entertainment from one bill!
Posted by: Donald Trump at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (c+2jX)
Most people (not us, but other people) consider the Fitzpatrick investigation a success even though it only managed to convict the wrong guy, of a non-crime after a long investigation of a non-event.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)
Wow
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
What a supreme waste of money and resources.
Democrat Pork Chop = Calif train to nowhere
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Because JFK was such a retarded pussy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (pNxlR)
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FatAlGore was just Billy Jeffs bag man
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (flINI)
Yeah...no. Try again.
Zero points for effort, dipshit.
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)
We know about how the FBI cooked the hillary investigation
we know about Uranium One
we know about the FISA warrants.
We know about how Mueller and Rosenstein violated conflict of interest rules to be in on the investigation of trump.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 12, 2019 02:33 PM (9AcAx)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
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Eventually, financial reality sets in....even for liberals.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (G0vdT)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
The Bullet Train takes a bullet!
Posted by: irony, akey component of schadenboners at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019
*
*
I know Paul Lynde (Uncle Arthur) was, and Dick Sargent the second Darrin. But Dick York wasn't (I think). Liz Montgomery wasn't; she was married to Bill Asher then, and later had a years-long relationship with Robert Foxworth. Who else? Agnes Moorehead?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (bIh+M)
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You gotta love the new enlistees into the cold war discovering that Russia bad
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (MAstk)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
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Ding Dong, Jerry Brown is Dead.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
The Bullet Train takes a bullet!
Posted by: irony, akey component of schadenboners at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (pNxlR)
How are they going to replace all the airplanes then?
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
And I thought reading Althouse was feminine.
Funniest thing about Frazier? A gay man acting straight.
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (nRWPy)
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wow just wow, it's the current year, every one in everything is gayyyy
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (9AcAx)
Never.
I think the goal though is a carbon tax - not to reduce carbon, but to increase revenue to the state.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (LWu6U)
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Typhoid Jerry is going to put out a contract on Newsom.
Boy, all.those sunk costs for absolutely nothing. Except chuckles.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:21 PM (guTmX)
Not a snowball's chance in really global warmed hell.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (Boy/L)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (nRWPy)
Hillary is the 11 dimensional chess player, not Trump.
Think about it: Hillary insists in using her unsecured server andd Blackberry. She instructs Podesta to set his password to "p@$$word". Then Trump and Putin take the bait, like the scheming buffoons they are. They hack the DNC emails and are exposed as using illegally obtained information in order to hijack the election.
A beautiful, brilliant lady who tripped up her foes bent on world domination.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (zGN7G)
https://www.timeout.com/chicago/theater/john-mahoney-interview
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)
While that's true, the wall was built at the end of Eisenhower's term.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
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Eventually, financial reality sets in....even for liberals.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (G0vdT)
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I don't think it is so much this as it is he has some other favored projects to piss that money away on.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce
>Kruschev built the Berlin Wall.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet
>>Photo in question:
https://tinyurl.com/y54eztfc
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (Lx5HN)
Posted by: irony, akey component of schadenboners at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (pNxlR)
How are they going to replace all the airplanes then?
Posted by: Archer at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
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Ask AOC. I'm sure she'll have an answer why the most friendliest state in the union in regards to green energy and mass transit can't get a train built.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (F3Q/M)
Why would ANYONE "collude" with Russia for any reason? What does Russia bring to the table?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)
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Uranium One, but note I didn't say she colluded with Russia -- she colluded with Russians. I think she upped her game a bit when she brought in Putin as Trump's supposed partner.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Ha
I'd hit her, hard, repeatedly, in the metaphorical sense of "energetic sexual thrusting."
Posted by: the male libido at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Don't say that. Don't you know that all economic prosperity comes from the government spending money. I mean, Obama told us so. He would't lie would he?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:34 PM (G0vdT)
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I don't think it is so much this as it is he has some other favored projects to piss that money away on.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 02:37 PM (ffYR/)
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Oh, I have no doubt.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 02:38 PM (G0vdT)
President Trump needs to tell that queer governor in NY to lower the state's taxes and maybe he won't lose so many taxpayers.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:38 PM (F3Q/M)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 02:38 PM (kG5hP)
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Biggest government scandal in US history. And it is a giant yawn to both the Establishment and the MFM. I guess we can all assume they got away with it, too, considering nothing will ever happen to them.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 12, 2019 02:38 PM (JoUsr)
Ya think Vlad has a good idea who and what Podesta Inc. is/are/am/be?
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (RuIsu)
18m
#NEW: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says he will bring the Democrat proposed Green New Deal resolution to the floor for a vote to "Give everybody an opportunity to go on record and see how they feel."
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (BqBId)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
But the Bakersfield to Modesto line is still a go.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (TAmPV)
Well Putin is very likely the richest man on earth, being the head of a nation and the world's most powerful and brutal organized crime syndicate, so cash is really the only thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (39g3+)
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You'd think so. I bet the first year would see enormous taxes on fossil fuels cars nuclear and coal with equal enormous human suffering "to encourage change "
You need to understand. They view this in the same way a survivalist looks at nuclear war and bunkers. This is a version of what they think is a reasonable plan. Before they get unreasonable.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (flINI)
Merced to Bakersfield? LOL!!! But California is stuck, because due to the obligations Jerry Brown signed them up for, they have to refund $3.5 Billion to the feds if they don't build it, because they already took the money and they already spend it.
So, this is the Green's Great Triumph - you will be able to quickly travel from Merced to Bakersfield by train. I'm sure dozens of regular travelers are overjoyed. (California could have bought each of them their own private plane for what they're spending)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Thankfully it's Trump and he's gonna beat them soundly.
Think about it. What "research" are people gonna hear about Trump and think "oh my stars and garters, I had heard he was a racist rapist who wants to kill Mexican children in front of their parents and bury them under a wall with his name on it in giant letters while gassing all the gays and blacks and sexually assaulting women then paying them off for silence while committing treason with Russia and tweeting grade school level tweets, but THAT piece of information is just a bridge too far!!!"?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (bIh+M)
I LOL'd. He was clearly trolling Felonia.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 12, 2019 02:30 PM (talIc)
"I'm With Him!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (nRWPy)
Anyone want to bet their left nut that at least 2 Republicans would vote for the new green deal?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (F3Q/M)
1 - Hillary was the most qualified person to ever run for president
2 - Hillary had far more support than Trump had from the news media
3 - Hillary and the Dems outspend Trump by about 2 and a half to 1
4 - all the polls showed that Hillary was going to win
but Trump won, so the election must have been stolen
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (ZqRa6)
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Universal typhus shots.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (JoUsr)
https://www.timeout.com/chicago/theater/john-mahoney-interview
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)
IIRC, he never did a huge splashy coming out story but he also never denied it. It was irrelevant to his acting ability and to discussions about the work he was in so it just wasn't a thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (MAstk)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
You KNEW this was coming. Newsom has been signalling this for quite a while.
So much for the Brown Streak, Jerry's Autobahn.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (Boy/L)
And nothing will be done about it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)
18m
#NEW: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says he will bring the Democrat proposed Green New Deal resolution to the floor for a vote to "Give everybody an opportunity to go on record and see how they feel."
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 12, 2019 02:39 PM (BqBId)
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Their bluff. Cocaine Mitch just called it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Ha
Out here in CA, we all secretly KNEW that was going to happen. The only thing keeping the non-existent "high speed rail" fantasy alive was Jerry Brown's stubbornness and senile dementia. Even the rest of the Dems here knew that damn train was dragging the entire state into bankruptcy. But they couldn't go against the governor and his political machine. Now that he's FINALLY retired, and a new corrupt political machine is in place, they can quietly retire his ruinous toy-train fantasies.
Posted by: the male libido at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:42 PM (BXMxN)
You tell the mark something vague that conforms to their already in place fears or prejudices but leave the specific up to their imagination. The mark then does most of your work for you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2019 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
Gah! Finally, FINALLY the GOP is learning how to play politics.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 02:42 PM (W+vEI)
What if McConnell pulled this stunt and it only failed by a 52-48 vote?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:42 PM (F3Q/M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)
No, it wasn't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KfVRF)
but didn't the GOP pay for the dossier?
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No. I've forgotten the whole provenance, but "the dossier" didn't come into existence until that never-Trumper media mogul (?) turned the anti-Trump project over to the Clinton campaign.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (13CQC)
And nothing will be done about it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
That's the real scandal here. The whole phony "russia Collusion" hoax was originally just a 'stray voltage" cover story to distract from the fact the Hillary utterly gave away our intelligence crown jewels to our sworn enemies.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Reality Man at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (xOBRH)
That's how stupid this whole thing has been.
Check that. Birtherism has more evidence and makes more sense.
Posted by: tommylotto at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (dYinJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (F3Q/M)
You just KNOW that Mittens Rombley is itching to vote for this pile of Obama
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (gC2IV)
1 - Hillary was the most qualified person to ever run for president
2 - Hillary had far more support than Trump had from the news media
3 - Hillary and the Dems outspend Trump by about 2 and a half to 1
4 - all the polls showed that Hillary was going to win
but Trump won, so the election must have been stolen
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 02:40 PM (ZqRa6)
I get a gut feeling that Team Trump made a counter move to prevent some areas fraud in a few select states. This had to enrage the Deep State
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (D7FqI)
No way. All the Dem declareds will have schedule conflicts on the day of the vote. The redstate Dems will run from this thing like scalded dogs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (Boy/L)
What if McConnell pulled this stunt and it only failed by a 52-48 vote?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:42 PM (F3Q/M)
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It's just a resolution, not legislation. Every Dem can vote for it and then claim they only want moderate, reasonable, bipartisan, puppy-friendly laws to implement it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (13CQC)
Suddenly I see lots of thee kinds of stories.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, of the Geauga County Follywoods at February 12, 2019 02:44 PM (LISuA)
Yeah, that's one of the repeated lies that keep being passed around and its depressing to see it repeated.
DNC emails were not hacked. The only "evidence" presented was by an in-house private group that claimed they saw "Russian-style" attempts to intrude.
The actual collection of emails that wikileaks got? Someone stuck a USB key into a computer, copied them onto it, and carried the drive to wikileaks.
PODESTA's email was hacked, and they did it by cracking his impossible-to-guess password "Passw0rd". That was the hack
But the two stories get conflated and confused (probably on purpose).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Reality Man
This piece of shit has been talking shit here since before the 2016 election.
Remember how sure you were that Trump was not going to win the R nomination?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (F3Q/M)
Too costly for a Democrat? I don't understand.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)
No, it wasn't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KfVRF)
I was pretty sure it was associated with Camelot and an online search said August 1961.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: the male libido at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (c+2jX)
Yep. An outbreak of common sense had to happen. Of course, Newsom will spend the freed up money on programs to help the gay polar bears stop smoking, or something, but still.
Why did this happen in the first place? Simple. Because California is a one-party state.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (BXMxN)
Too costly for a Democrat? I don't understand.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (x/2Z
Yeah, I don't feel so good either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (GJkKh)
This piece of shit has been talking shit here since before the 2016 election.
Remember how sure you were that Trump was not going to win the R nomination?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (F3Q/M)
Now, now. Go easy on him. He's still butthurt over his disappointing date at a video arcade.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
As long as Buzzfeed Ben doesn't come in and step on your dick by publishing the specifics!!
Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (W+vEI)
Too costly for a Democrat? I don't understand.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (x/2Z
I'm going with even a blind squirrel fucks a pumpkin twice a day as to Newsome being right about this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (mf5HN)
Too costly for a Democrat? I don't understand.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (x/2Z
Must need that money for something else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (ycWCI)
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I thought the guy who played Dr. Bombay was gay, but apparently not. He had a granddaughter named Samantha.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (fqUgw)
People don't go to those places, they leave them."
So now they can leave Merced, and then they can leave Bakersfield, and then they can leave Merced again, back and forth, and they can do it very quickly!!!
(this is the kind of thing that 2 years after it opens, it's going to be shut down because only 5 people ride it on any given day, and it'll be cheaper to give each one of them a million dollars to cover all of their transportation costs for life than it would be to keep that idiotic throwback idea running)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 12, 2019 02:45 PM (ZqRa6)
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The power of pussy...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (flINI)
own taxes (like Turbotax Timmy)? ... What's the point other than a fishing expedition to embarrass the Prez?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Z/bKp)
Legally you're responsible for your tax returns, whether you've had someone else prepare them or not. The stupid part is thinking the IRS doesn't jerk him around every year already. There are only several hundred total billionaires in the US, and I guarantee you the IRS doesn't just accept their returns at face value.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (BXMxN)
He'll just spend the money on something equally stupid, such as free health care for wetbacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (ffYR/)
Yep. It sounds like Mitch is going to have lots of fun hanging the albatrosses* one by one around the necks of the senate Democrats. I guess all of the antics over the past couple of years have worn his patience some.
*I see three albatross sisters - AOC, Tlaib, and Omar.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (hLRSq)
Dr. Quest and Race Bannon were DEFINITELY gay!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (BXMxN)
Too costly for a Democrat? I don't understand.
Was it that he didn't think he could get federal funds to pay for some of it?
Too expensive if it's solely out of his budget, amirite?
Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
breaking News:
Speaking of Queers....
the wife of Gabbie Giffords, and supposed "astronaut," Mark Kelly announces he's running the AZ Senate seat currently occupied by the lazy cuckette McSally.
The obviously homosexual Mark Kelly says he'll be using his pretend wife as a prop during his campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (F3Q/M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (GJkKh)
AP: California Gov. Gavin Newsom abandoning plan for high-speed train from Los Angeles to San Francisco, says too costly.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
But the Bakersfield to Modesto line is still a go.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Nope -- they never got that much done. But you can get from Corcoran to Chowchilla in no time flat!
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (c+2jX)
Merced to Bakersfield?
People don't go to those places, they leave them.
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 02:41 PM (MAstk
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Of course. You get on the train in Merced in order to leave it. Same for Bakersfield. The train is thus exactly what is needed.
Posted by: Common Core Transportation at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (13CQC)
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I thought the guy who played Dr. Bombay was gay, but apparently not. He had a granddaughter named Samantha.
My money would be on Maurice--Endora's ex.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (Boy/L)
You're right, I had the timing wrong. The wall was built in 1961, about half way into Kennedy's term. I mean clearly it was in the works before that but they threw it together really, REALLY fast.
Honestly I suspect the main reason for the wall was because the American black marketeers were giving the Russians and Germans a taste of what they would have under a free market and comparing it to what they had under communism. And the Russians were very keen on preventing anyone from learning that.
Keeping people from defecting was kind of a bonus, since there wasn't literally a wall all the way across Germany.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: irony, a key component of schadenboners at February 12, 2019 02:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: St. Gabby at February 12, 2019 02:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:49 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (F3Q/M)
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I've never seen him speak, so I don't know how obvious that is, but the Cory Booker thing - yowza!
Who does he think he's fooling?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:49 PM (AzW6q)
Boy, the line for those tickets is going to be a doozy!
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (guTmX)
Nope -- they never got that much done. But you can get from Corcoran to Chowchilla in no time flat!
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (c+2j
It isn't even operational yet. Still years to go.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (2LelM)
Oh, my.
Posted by: Joe Manchin at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (1F6Sr)
People don't go to those places, they leave them.
Hey, Bakersfield has great music.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 02:46 PM (xxAFD)
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With someone like PDT, the IRS probably had permanent office space in Trump Tower.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (ffYR/)
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Yeah, I just looked him up. He was a British actor named Maurice Evans, who never married or had kids. Likely gay.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (BXMxN)
The cal-trans line is crap, the light rail is a joke, and there certainly is enough demand.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (LWu6U)
If the new green deal resolution vote was held today in the Senate, all the D's except Manchin would vote Aye.
And all the R's except Collins and Murkles would vote Nay.
That'd be a 52-48 result. I'm not sure how that's a 'political' win for us or Mitch.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (F3Q/M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
The Berlin Wall was built as a reaction to Kennedy, just like the Missiles in Cuba were. JFK was a total disaster who almost brought us to nuclear war because the Soviets considered him a retarded pussy.
The only thing that saved JFK from being remembered as one of the worst Presidents of all time was having his term cut seriously short.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Minefields and barbed wire can be pretty discouraging.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
Who does he think he's fooling?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:49 PM (AzW6q)
You know how normal guys get all emotional about defending faggotry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (GJkKh)
Yup. I remember when Rush Limbaugh was leaving NYC, he said he had been audited 10 of the last 11 years by the state to make sure they got every dang cent they were entitled to.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (W+vEI)
People don't go to those places, they leave them.
Posted by: Ha
Everyone in Bakersfield will pack their bags, jump on the train, and flee that hellhole up to fabulous Merced!
Meanwhile, everyone in Merced will pack their bags, jump on the train, and flee that hellhole down to fabulous Bakersfield!
See? The train is useful in both directions.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (c+2jX)
The obviously homosexual Mark Kelly says he'll be using his pretend wife as a prop during his campaign.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:47 PM (F3Q/M)
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Who else is he bringing, the Elephant Man?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (F3Q/M)
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If that comes out as the result, it'll have almost every Senate Dem coming out in favor of a truly radical proposal. It's good theatre, I guess, and helps show there's nothing mainstream about any of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)
The only thing that saved JFK from being remembered as one of the worst Presidents of all time was having his term cut seriously short.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KfVRF)
This.
He was the Celtic answer to Barack Obama, i.e., an incompetent affirmative action type propelled to the White House by a shadowy cabal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (GJkKh)
If only.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (WG0xd)
68* and raining cats and dogs.
How is yalls afternoon going
Must not be much happening if you are discussing the sexual proclivities of the cast of Bewitched.
Posted by: ALH at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (uLuPn)
Yes - and the biggest problem was *who* was leaving, which was everyone with some skilled technical knowledge, and professionals like doctors who could easily find work in West Germany. The Communists were running into the same problem Venezuela is having now - they were being left with a country that had only the very young, the very old, the sick, and the unskilled. Everyone else was bugging out as quickly as they could.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (xzqr4)
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Lots of drag queens play her
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Her biographer and her closest friends, including Debbie Reynolds, said she was not gay.
Moorehead was married twice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Ha
Everyone in Bakersfield will pack their bags, jump on the train, and flee that hellhole up to fabulous Merced!
Meanwhile, everyone in Merced will pack their bags, jump on the train, and flee that hellhole down to fabulous Bakersfield!
See? The train is useful in both directions.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 02:51 PM (c+2jX)
Shit.... I'm 7 miles from Merced!
I gotta MOVE???
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (2LelM)
Merced isn't bad. It's the gateway to Yosemite.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
kORN
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)
He was the Celtic answer to Barack Obama, i.e., an incompetent affirmative action type propelled to the White House by a shadowy cabal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (GJkKh)
Who also rode to fame and respect on a book he didn't write.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KfVRF)
Am I wrong, here?
I think of 'Astronauts,' and then I think of "men and women who took rides in the Space Shuttles."
Hard to call them Astronauts.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (F3Q/M)
Of course they will.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (hjaPQ)
Merced isn't bad. It's the gateway to Yosemite.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 12, 2019 02:53 PM (TAmPV)
False advertising...
El Portal is the gateway to Yosemite.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
If that comes out as the result, it'll have almost every Senate Dem coming out in favor of a truly radical proposal. It's good theatre, I guess, and helps show there's nothing mainstream about any of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)
Perfect synopsis, YD.
It sets the stage for 2020. Gets the Left on the record.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (sy5kK)
The cal-trans line is crap, the light rail is a joke, and there certainly is enough demand.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (LWu6U)
You know where they could REALLY use HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.? From LA to Las Vegas. I-10 is a parking lot on Friday and Sunday nights.
Imagine the fun of a train going to Las Vegas. You could drink, party, have a good time and make good time as well, instead of crawling along in bumper to bumper traffic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (GJkKh)
HUH!? WHAT ABOUT THAT????!!
...Oh. Wait a minute.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (vA7rK)
Zombie Joe Kennedy
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (BXMxN)
I run for president to enhance my grift. My odds of success are much better.
Posted by: Every Presidential Contestant EXCEPT Trump at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (6eEQ+)
Elsa Lanchester didn't think so. Now he may have swung both ways at times.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:55 PM (F3Q/M)
Yeah if he'd not been shot, he probably would have lost the election and been more or less forgotten. It was his death that turned him into a leftist saint, sadly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KfVRF)
And who avoided a court martial for dereliction of duty on PT-109 by an RCH, thanks to Dad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (GJkKh)
Hard to call them Astronauts.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (F3Q/M)
Straphangers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (KfVRF)
Hard to call them Astronauts.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (F3Q/M)
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Riding on the space shuttle gave me blew eyes.
One blew this way and the other blew all the way over there.
It also gave me the ability to feed the fish
Posted by: Sally Ride at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (flINI)
Imagine the fun of a train going to Las Vegas. You could drink, party, have a good time and make good time as well, instead of crawling along in bumper to bumper traffic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (GJkKh)
At one point a conglomerate was trying to do exactly that.
Couldn't get enough Government backing to be able to use eminent domain to get right of ways.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:56 PM (NgKpN)
Elsa Lanchester didn't think so. Now he may have swung both ways at times.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Clark Gable. Cary Grant.
Not exactly bi. Just sex addicts and they'd do anyone.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (vA7rK)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (bIh+M)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (2LelM)
She was a devout Christian and a conservative. It was supposedly Paul Lynde who started the rumors that she was gay, apparently in retaliation for her overt Christianity (she would read Bible stories to the kids on the Bewitched set) and conservatism.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
Lee Vining
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (BXMxN)
Translation: they couldn't raise enough money to pay the bribes. Or at least, not enough to justify the expense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Good, that just leaves more for the rest of us. Have at it CA.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (guTmX)
Posted by: Guzalot at February 12, 2019 02:57 PM (prSvo)
Dry reef.
We need reefs.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (KfVRF)
No, preventing defections to brightly-lit, vibrant West Berlin.
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (dzJ3R)
363 You know where they could REALLY use HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.? From LA to Las Vegas. I-10 is a parking lot on Friday and Sunday nights.
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Isn't there already a rail line connecting the two cities? Shit, the Vegas Casino owners could sponsor it at a loss and win.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 02:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (qdINy)
San Francisco spend $1 billion (with a "b") building a "high-speed rail terminal" near downtown, in anticipation of the bullet train showing up.
Now it's just a gigantic empty gleaming-new five-story shopping mall. the most expensive mall ever built. The train will never arrive.
Very similar to the Cargo Cults of the south Pacific, where they built "airports" out of bamboo, assuming that if they built an airport, its very existence would induce John Frum to send planes full of Spam to them.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (guTmX)
cancelled plans to build three natural gas power plants because fossil
fuels be icky. He says they'll produce that electricity with some
combination of solar and wind.
Of course they will.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (hjaPQ)
California has to cancel the train fiasco to free up money for the green energy boondoggle. Follow up on someone else's fiasco is too hard and isn't propaganda-tastic enough.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (xxAFD)
So it's still valuable oppo research for the Big Red Machine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)
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Great point -- I hadn't considered that.
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (/a+DZ)
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Lots of drag queens play her
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 12, 2019 02:50 PM (guTmX)
This is the second Agnes to appear on the site today. The first a sacrifice for sin, and this one a homosexual trying to glamorize the occult while desensitizing American audiences to it.
Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 12, 2019 03:00 PM (zGN7G)
(what they might do is maybe fund it at a few thousand each year so they can say to the feds, "See? We're still working on it!!!" and they can put off having to pay back the $3.5 billion for a decade or two)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (Kpl3J)
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Agnes Moorehead was not a homosexual. That was a rumor started by Paul Lynde (who was a homosexual) because he and some other H-wood gays were offended by Moorehead's politics (she was a conservative) and Christian faith (which she spoke openly about).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 02:58 PM (7ZQe3)
I think I just figured out why they want all the wetbacks. They'll feed them burritos, and position them bent over in front of the wind mills. Voila! Wind power!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (GJkKh)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (Evws/)
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I thought the guy who played Dr. Bombay was gay, but apparently not. He had a granddaughter named Samantha.
My money would be on Maurice--Endora's ex.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019
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Hm. No wives listed on IMDb.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (7MRhd)
They should have done something like require trains traveling through California to move a certain maximum speed, which would compel all trains everywhere to be high speed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)
The cal-trans line is crap, the light rail is a joke, and there certainly is enough demand.
Posted by: Gentlemen
The big disaster preventing this happened way back in 1966 (I believe), when all the counties of the Bay Area voted for bonds to fund a new rapid transit system (that became BART) -- except for San Mateo County, who didn't want to join in ith the rest of the area. So all the trains had to stop a the San Mateo County line, and not continue down to the San Jose area.
As a result, we still had to rely on the ancient CalTrain system in San Mateo County, which didn't even connect to BART at all, and the whole thing was a mess for decades.
30 years too late, San Mateo County FINALLY allowed BART onto their soil, but by then the construction costs were too prohibitive to take the line all the way down to Silicon Valley.
That bond vote in a single county in 1966 hobbled the whole region for at least half a century.
Posted by: zombie at February 12, 2019 03:05 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 03:03 PM (fqUgw)
I thought Paul Lynde only specialized in portraying nasty little shits.
Posted by: Gem at February 12, 2019 03:07 PM (XoAz8)
She was a devout Christian and a conservative. It was supposedly Paul Lynde who started the rumors that she was gay, apparently in retaliation for her overt Christianity (she would read Bible stories to the kids on the Bewitched set) and conservatism.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019
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I need to stop reading these behind-the-scenes Hollywood stories, esp. about actors and actresses I loved as a kid or young adult. I found out a couple of years ago that John Wayne didn't like Kim Darby when they were working on True Grit; he had no patience with what he called "Method" actors. Very depressing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 03:08 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019
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I got to see her in a staged reading of Shaw's Man and Superman in the early '70s, with Ricardo Montalban as Don Juan. She didn't steal that show -- but it would have been less of a show without her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 12, 2019 03:09 PM (7MRhd)
High speed is only for passenger trains, not freight. And there are no more serious passenger trains in this country, except for those already run by the government
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 03:10 PM (Kpl3J)
I knew Paul Lynde was gay before I even knew what gay was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 03:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah Amtrak. Its not even a nice ride any longer, they dumped all their big beautiful old cars with the huge comfortable seats for little airliner style seats in little cars. Its just as bad as airline travel, but takes longer and you have to buy the food for 3x normal cost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:14 PM (39g3+)
traveling through California to move a certain maximum speed, which
would compel all trains everywhere to be high speed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)
They know it wouldn't work because the train itself is the cheap part. The expensive part is the track.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 03:15 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 12, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 03:24 PM (qdINy)
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Apparently he wasn't acting, just being himself.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 03:34 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 03:46 PM (qdINy)
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