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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Giovanni Domenico Tiepolo
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 13, 2019 09:26 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: jd at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM (p0xgS)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM
The ones who start at Calais.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:28 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: S'no Flake at February 13, 2019 09:28 AM (ZJRPl)
Thank you for your kindness. Be kind to each other. Brothers and sisters are we.
Carry on. Say a prayer. Send a kiss.
Smooches
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 09:28 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: dantesed at February 13, 2019 09:29 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:29 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:28 AM (XtaSA)
Yup!
The version I heard was: "Wogs start at the Channel."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 09:29 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Caliban at February 13, 2019 09:29 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 09:30 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 09:30 AM (LJUs+)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2019 09:30 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:30 AM (QwMxH)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 13, 2019 09:30 AM (ZJRPl)
The horde will get its revenge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (zmIJL)
She's doing God's work exposing those people.
Posted by: josephistan
Yes she is. And the parallels between
the psycho feminist plan described in 'My Sister Kate' and the way that
Scientology actually operates is spooky.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (6qErC)
Over half the country is functionally illiterate, meaning they can't
adequately read the instructions on a medicine bottle. IIRC something
like 20% are totally illiterate and can't read a single thing.
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Too bad nobody uses these stats to end the education monopoly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 09:25 AM (VUJYp)
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That's the brilliant part. I think it's a dot gov related to the educational monopoly releasing the numbers as a good thing. Because only 20% of the country is completely illiterate, you understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (xyung)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Ed Markey at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (gAgEy)
CBD how dare you? A portrait of the patriarchy! Shame on you.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (TD9KB)
The horde will get its revenge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:31 AM (ptqGC)
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Heh.
Let me know what we'll do, okay?
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (RU4sa)
That broach or belt buckle he's holding up seems like it should have some significance but I haven't a clue.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (zmIJL)
jerked around
Man who sneeze without tissue takes matter in own hand.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:29 AM (bUjCl)
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It was an occident of fate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (gAgEy)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (82g1I)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (KukXG)
Posted by: josephistan at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (8RFw7)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (TD9KB)
CBD how dare you? A portrait of the patriarchy! Shame on you.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (N3JsI)
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Yeah, I was half asleep when I clicked on it.
Woke me right up, it did.
Will take your advice though.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (LJUs+)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (RU4sa)
Making wry, pithy observations on the species from a safe distance.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (n13/j)
He actually looks like Charlton Heston in the movie Mountain Men.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (TD9KB)
Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 09:34 AM (LJUs+)
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Yeah, by claiming it was an ace pic.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:36 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:36 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: SMH
At least she didn't grow the beard.
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (QwMxH)
Making wry, pithy observations on the species from a safe distance.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (m45I2)
And the same way AOC is an economics expert.
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (cxHbL)
Does not look Roooshian.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: WisRich at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM
The ones who start at Calais.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:28 AM (XtaSA)
According to the French, the border is the Rhine. They also think Africa starts at the Pyrennees.
And I used to know an old Scotsman who said the East starts at Milan.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 09:38 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 09:38 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 09:38 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Happy wife, happy life.
Angry wife, stabby knife.
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2019 09:38 AM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:37 AM (QwMxH)
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Isn't she the beard?
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM
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They let you have your phone? When I got called for Jury Duty they said no phones period, books or magazines were OK, but no phones or tablets. Good thing when I called the night before I had to report I was told never mind.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (jxbfJ)
back then oriental meant East of where I live. He looks like one of those guys in "The Mountain Men".
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (n13/j)
He actually looks like Charlton Heston in the movie Mountain Men.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 09:35 AM (TD9KB)
yes
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:36 AM (bUjCl)
Cuz the title sez so.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
Fox informed me this morning that Gov. Coonman is going on a "listening tour" in VA about racism.
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:36 AM (RU4sa)
We made a mistake, we trusted him!
JJ would never do a thing like that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (f3oO4)
Damn Chinks! Or is he a Slope?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 09:27 AM (3sjI6)
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Fucking Ching-Chongs.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 13, 2019 09:33 AM (82g1I)
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Wow, the damn fucking leprechauns really exists, and the incestuous sheep fuckers and their lousy wooly wives actually could take time out from their screwing in the poop hole to open their pie hole to hurl insults. Wonders of God's creation, He and your sheep mom must be proud.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (G8lfi)
The online says it might be short for golliwog, which is a black skinned doll popular in Europe. I took a picture of one but mostly because it was in bed with a naked girl.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:22 AM (f3oO4)
What we need is to replace most punishments for misdemeanors with public whippings.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (wCmLp)
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Listen - you're a racist.
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (HTHlp)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (talIc)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (jxbfJ)
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
All the Virginians are encouraged to confess their sins to him.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (8ikIW)
Fox informed me this morning that Gov. Coonman is going on a "listening tour" in VA about racism.
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (ptqGC)
Who wants to start?
1. Fuck you, cracka!
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (8RFw7)
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (ptqGC)
I think I'll try to go and ask an infanticide question.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (HTHlp)
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I've long called for the return of public hangings.
I think people think I'm joking, but I'm quite serious.
If we are going to execute people, it should be done publicly.
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (sX1BW)
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (ptqGC)
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lol
He's the one who stepped on his own d*ck, yet is going around wagging his finger to others.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (HTHlp)
Same here. Healing, complete recovery.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (bUjCl)
I don't read nearly as much as I used to, due to a combination of time commitments, other hobbies, and distractions such as being online. But I still usually have a book on the nightstand.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (wCmLp)
Fox informed me this morning that Gov. Coonman is going on a "listening tour" in VA about racism.
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (ptqGC)
I think I'll try to go and ask an infanticide question.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (f3oO4)
Oh, please do! Ask him when he's going to do a listening tour about late term abortion and infanticide.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (QwMxH)
Voices he won't hear: Those of children killed in the womb.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (f3oO4)
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Video, of course, right?
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (cxHbL)
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I don't think we can use that word anymore...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2019 09:42 AM (HTHlp)
No, it's allowed but only in the context of condemning White folks for their obvious and innate Orientalism.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (jxbfJ)
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I don't think we can use that word anymore...
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Which, now that I think about it, puts Oriental, NC in a bad spot. I suppose they will have to rename it 'Asian, NC'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (HTHlp)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (talIc)
How many would say to him that he's a baby killer?
Posted by: dantesed at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (88xKn)
Some wag (not wog) said "Garibaldi did not unite Italy, he divided Africa".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (bUjCl)
Voices he won't hear: Those of children killed in the womb.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (vbJig)
I wonder if RBG is hearing those voices? I hope so.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (wCmLp)
Let us not forget the benefits that would accrue from an hour or two in the stocks for miscreants!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (bUjCl)
Fox informed me this morning that Gov. Coonman is going on a "listening tour" in VA about racism.
*facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:40 AM (ptqGC)
They can lock him in a quiet room and keep him comfortable until they decide what to do to him.
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*********
He spent his youth in Asia - a limerick
This portrait is just as presented
(Lest you think that I'm somehow demented)
"He's not Chinese", you say
Though he was, back in th' day
But ever since he's been dis-oriented!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (zmIJL)
I love the way Tiepolo captures the light and detail of the beard and fur. He manages to give the impression of the luxurious without garish colors. Also how he positions the face so it appears to be looking directly at the viewer. This is an effective, intimate portrait.
BTW, I agree that the face, especially the eyes, remind me of Lawrence Olivier.
Check out some of the artists other works, which are quite varied.
Posted by: JTB at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (QwMxH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (vbJig)
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Oh yes he will.
The Great White Throne Judgement is where he will confront every single one.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (RU4sa)
Scientology is a tax-exempt organization of evil.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (8tNRg)
They even cited a law signed by Bill Clinton stating that Homeland Security can waive laws off that interfere with the building of new barriers.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (KukXG)
Posted by: Confucious ain't got squat on me at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (jxbfJ)
How about rape? Will he be listening about rape?
Or murdering newborns?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:46 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 09:46 AM (BJlbN)
Did you bullshit yesterday?
Did you TRY to bullshit yesterday?
Posted by: Bea Arthur at the welfare window at February 13, 2019 09:46 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 09:46 AM (zmIJL)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 09:46 AM (jzWKi)
Posted by: Roy at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (8RFw7)
Posted by: dantesed at February 13, 2019 09:29 AM (88xKn)
Women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (RU4sa)
I'll try to get my daughter to act as videographer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (f3oO4)
What a fantastic portrait! 'oriental' can mean Jewish in that time.
Or maybe he philosophizes about Oriental type stuff?
I was wondering that.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: runner
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I've got this covered...
Posted by: Heidi at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (Ou6XS)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (QwMxH)
If there was any justice, he--or any of us, for that matter--could claim to have 'tested out' of this due to constant, tiresome exposure.
"Those who have taken Race Whine--or those who can demonstrate familiarity with its omnipresent nostrums--need not enroll in Race Whine to fulfill the requirements for the Pandering degree program."
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (talIc)
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Well well wellll, another sheep-fucking lamb spawn of a leprechaun appeared. Guess the legends must be true. They probably guessed there are no Asians in the Horde here, or that racism only applies to blacks and hispanics or sheep-fuckers of the Brit Isles or Europe.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:48 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:48 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2019 09:48 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (jzWKi)
One thing I am glad about is the acceptance of women in the workforce. I think I heard somewhere that most women would rather be homemakers if they had a choice, but about 20% of women actually desire to pursue a career. I fall into the latter group.
However, when PDT touted more women in the workforce, I didn't think it was necessarily a good thing. It could point to a number of bad things : men not supporting their families because they are irresponsible and or cannot find employment, more single motherhood, mothers feeling pressured by feminist society to work even if they don't want to, people wanting too many material things to be satisfied with a single income in the household where the husband makes enough to be able to sustain a family.
Before celebrating I would like to know the reasons.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (9hauA)
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Watching that show, I just want somebody to punch Miscavige in the face. Hard. He's got some really serious mental issues. But then again, so did the con man that started it all.
You can't help but parallel Scientology's tactics with that of the Left. They are so similar. We watch Leah's show, and for whatever good will come of it, I have to hand it to her (and Mike Rinder). I doubt they'll ever lose their IRS tax exempt status, which is an abomination, so they'll be flush with major cash for quite a while. The best she can hope for is that more people start to open their eyes to that freaky cult before joining and getting immersed in their drain-your-bank-account schemes.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (JoUsr)
Now that Leon Russell has passed, the only existing "He might be Gandalf" beard is William Lee Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (f3oO4)
"Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to what they had done. And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire. And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire" (Revelation 20:11-15).
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (RU4sa)
The chin and she whispers to it tenderly Then sticks it on a pin
And it might be coincidence, but a boy down
The lane, that she said "went white as he could do, " then doubled over in pain
Posted by: Elvis Costello at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (QwMxH)
I'll allow this entry. Judges?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (RU4sa)
the census is hiring for the summer - I think most of it is door to door but the pay might be good depending on your county
of course it is only temporary
if your son is 18 it could ve a good summer job for him too
https://2020census.gov/jobs
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Over half the country is functionally illiterate, meaning they can't
adequately read the instructions on a medicine bottle. IIRC something
like 20% are totally illiterate and can't read a single thing.
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Too bad nobody uses these stats to end the education monopoly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 09:25 AM (VUJYp)
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That's the brilliant part. I think it's a dot gov related to the educational monopoly releasing the numbers as a good thing. Because only 20% of the country is completely illiterate, you understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 09:32 AM (xyung)
I think the education establishment would call this a good start.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)
"Governor, do you think it is a sign of systemic racism that the majority of aborted babies are black?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (talIc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 09:48 AM (m45I2)
I wondered about that large order of ball gags placed by the Governor's Office!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:51 AM (f3oO4)
Absolute human slime.
Nice job, Virginia.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:51 AM (LL1Be)
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Because for a while there, he was on a Highway to Hell. (You knew somebody had to say it.)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 13, 2019 09:51 AM (JoUsr)
This can't be right. There is nothing there about keeping them comfortable.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:51 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (0OWcv)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM (G8lfi)
You mad, bro?
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 09:50 AM (cxHbL)
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Nope, just having a ball exercising my 1st Amendment and hurling non-pc insults back, as the door has been opened. Great fun!
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (adsVM)
The ones who start at Calais.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:28 AM (XtaSA)
Dover.
Just depends on which side of the Channel you start at.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (MwFQu)
Speaking of which, David Suchet, who plays Poirot on TV, has recorded the New Testament. You can find the various books on YouTube. He has such a lovely speaking voice, and is a devout Christian.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2019 09:26 AM (lwiT4)
If you have the youversion Bible app, he reads the entire Bible in the NIV UK version. He does an amazing job. His reading of Job was just incredible. It's how I listen to my Bible readings everyday.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: saf at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (5IHGB)
most of the sidewalks were clear but there was one uphill stretch that felt like trekking up the Andes
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (BJlbN)
And it burns, burns, burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: P.O. Box 666, Pueblo, CO at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (yVKsz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (f3oO4)
TV, has recorded the New Testament. You can find the various books on
YouTube. He has such a lovely speaking voice, and is a devout Christian.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2019 09:26 AM (lwiT4)
If you have the youversion Bible app, he reads the entire Bible in
the NIV UK version. He does an amazing job. His reading of Job was just
incredible. It's how I listen to my Bible readings everyday.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (9hauA)
I saw a wonderful show he did on the Holy Land on PBS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lwc
As long as you're having fun and no one gets hurt.
Stay away from the scissors though
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (8ikIW)
Frank is from the Far East... Texas.
(Billy and Dusty are from Houston and Dallas, IIRC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 09:54 AM (talIc)
I just hope he doesn't do it in that Belgian accent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 09:54 AM (Kpl3J)
Not quite a Wizard Beard.
Now that Leon Russell has passed, the only existing "He might be Gandalf" beard is William Lee Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:49 AM (Boy/L)
Lee Sklar
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2019 09:54 AM (veoSD)
They must have changed the rule recently about phones. I used to get away with it because lawyers are allowed to have our phones.
This is looking like being a long day of sitting around doing nothing for hours.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 09:54 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (f3oO4)
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See if I talk to you at the next TxMoMee.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I served two weeks ago. Phones, tablets and laptops were allowed, but not into the court
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (zLDYs)
Are you getting paid for this?
Posted by: dantesed at February 13, 2019 09:56 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 09:56 AM (xxAFD)
And it burns, burns, burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (fuK7c)
Preparation H, ladies and gents, Get your Preparation H right here! Good for all burning rings of fire that you may encounter, up to and including the poxy clipse! Step right up!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 09:56 AM (Kpl3J)
I'm writing that down, thanks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (yVKsz)
Oh yes he will.
The Great White Throne Judgement is where he will confront every single one.
Posted by: SMH
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“See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels always see the face of my Father who is in heaven."
"And he took a child and put him in the midst of them, and taking him in his arms, he said to them, “Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me, and whoever receives me, receives not me but him who sent me.”
"Vengeance is mine, and recompense, for the time when their foot shall slip; for the day of their calamity is at hand, and their doom comes swiftly."
Posted by: Heidi at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (HTHlp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I served two weeks ago. Phones, tablets and laptops were allowed, but not into the court
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (8ikIW)
Or , OR, this is good opportunity to start acting a touch crazy. Lay down on the floor, pretend you are swimming or something.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (9Om/r)
Lwc...Their comments are obviously tongue-in-cheek, unlike yours, which are head-in-ass.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 09:52 AM (adsVM)
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I guess Molly Sheep comes in black too, Brunette. Assuming much in that incestuous sheep brain of yours? If you are a true conservative, then you'll realize 1st Amendment works both ways; can't take the heat, get out. I have Irish and Brit friends, went to irish catholic schools - so I can take it and shove it right back, Lassie. All in good fun.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:58 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:58 AM (RU4sa)
I had exactly that reaction when I heard the speech. Taxes too high, too many assumptions about what is needed by a family, social pressures on the women to work outside the home (or they are traitors or something to something), no emphasis or value on the family.
Opportunity is important but that includes the opportunity to be a homemaker.
Posted by: JTB at February 13, 2019 09:58 AM (bmdz3)
Just introduce them to the horde.
They'll never ask you back...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: RobM1981 at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (eY7Gu)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (Ut3XK)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (talIc)
Because of painting's age...it is grandfather in.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:44 AM (bUjCl)
THEY are starting to subtly change titles cuz the originals aren't PC.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Circa
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Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:00 AM (HTHlp)
Lee Sklar
Monster bass player, along with Tony Levin. Neither of whom are exactly household names unless you live in stately Casa Backwardio.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 13, 2019 10:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (JK+9H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 09:54 AM (Kpl3J)
LOL. It's weird when you see him in interviews without the mustache and with a posh English accent. I'm a huge Christie fan and he captures Poirot perfectly, IMO. I think Agatha Christie would have been thrilled with him as Poirot.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (9hauA)
you haven't heard really racist jokes until you've heard one Asian talk about other kinds of Asian
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (RU4sa)
That's the correct passphrase response, we're good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (f3oO4)
THEY are starting to subtly change titles cuz the originals aren't PC.
Posted by: Kris
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That, and airbrushing out things things they find offensive. Churchill's cigar...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 09:47 AM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Australians & Kiwis at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (yVKsz)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 09:53 AM (BJlbN)
walkin' the dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVKNh_LklGI
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 10:02 AM (cxHbL)
https://www.evilmadscientist.com/
They also have the previous years as well.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2019 10:02 AM (MIKMs)
If you are a good conservative then you know the 1st Amendment does not apply here. This is a privately owned and operated business. Management makes the rules.
If you unhappy here then leave. Or take the stick out of your ass and relax.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 10:02 AM (/tuJf)
They'll never ask you back...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (6qErC)
Great opportunity to wear AOS logo t-shirst - "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands and begin slitting throats".
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:02 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:02 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly at his desk at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: votermom
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You should hear my Columbian neighbor comment about Brazilians. I'm not sure it can be translated into English.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM (2kj6M)
Among many others (Bruford-Levin Upper Extremities, Liquid Tension Experiment et al.) Quite a resume.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM (talIc)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)
Bastardi !
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM (bUjCl)
At our County Courthouse they let you keep it in your pocket, but there's a big Bailiff who watches the courtroom and he gets Real Irate if he sees anybody messing around with their phone. So you best not even think about taking it out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: lwc
Try decaf.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (LL1Be)
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This veteran prefers Black all the way, haha. So I guess you and Brunette above believes folks could spout "tongue-in-cheek" remarks about Asians, and Asians are supposed to keep quiet and smile "ah sooo." I guess my sarcastic remarks about leprechauns and incestuous sheep fuckers hit closer to the mark than I thought. Or y'all leprechauns are not used to being laughed at back. Guess your skin is both pale and thin. Not to mentioned freckled. Har har.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:01 AM (f3oO4)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (tVQUs)
Oh...that's right.
Teach women not to rape
https://tinyurl.com/y6y2k8df
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 09:55 AM (8ikIW)
Ask the bailiff if this is going to be a death-qualified jury and can you get tickets to the execution?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (m45I2)
I would think getting your whoo ha waxed like that would make your cuss up a blue streak
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (Zq9Pe)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (JFO2v)
Yep, it was the NY abortion law that grieved her. I talked a lot and she listened (the usual, lol). Her conclusion was that we really need to pray for the country.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 10:03 AM
Now you tell me ...
Posted by: H. Weinstein at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (yVKsz)
Sorry to be serious. Won't happen again soon. I promise.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (VaN/j)
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Yeah, that part of the world is, well, I just can't keep up with all the inter-nationality hatred.
A food truck came to my office awhile back that served Peruvian food. One woman at work, nationality unknown but normally very mild mannered, went on the most fascinating rant about Peruvians. It was amazing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (JK+9H)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:06 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:06 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Insightful, that is for certain.
As short stories go, Vonnegut and 'Harrison Bergeron' ought to be given a nod also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:07 AM (4bd7D)
Posted by: lwc
It you have to laugh at your own jokes, they're not very funny
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:07 AM (8ikIW)
They also have the previous years as well.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2019 10:02 AM (MIKMs)
Thanks, hilarious site...
but only for the 80% of the population that are literate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:07 AM (f3oO4)
Study: Savannah may feel like Mexico in 2080
"If you want to feel what the climate in Savannah will be like in 60 years, take a trip to northeast Mexico now. A new study finds that the climate in Savannah in 2080 could feel like that of today's Cuidad Victoria, Mexico, if global warming pollution continues at the current pace. For summertime, that means a Savannah with temperatures 6.4 degrees warmer on average than the current swelter."
Thank you, AP and fish wrap. I hope the cows keep farting. Now I want to fire up my charcoal grill and burn a tire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 10:07 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 10:07 AM (JFO2v)
Sure, we're getting a lot of wins under Trump.
But, we have yet to betray the Dems on a deal.
That's what I want-- to strike a "deal" with them only to fuck them over after the ink dries.
Like the countless times they have done to us.
See, that's why the Dem base never goes nuclear when they strike a deal no matter how bad it is for them--because they know good and well they'll renege on the deal first chance.
I want Trump to come out and say, "I will not declare an emergency in the border if you fund the wall fully."
Then take whatever money they offer.
Then, "Sorry, it's an emergency"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 13, 2019 10:07 AM (TN1P5)
Over half the country is functionally illiterate, meaning they can't
adequately read the instructions on a medicine bottle. IIRC something
like 20% are totally illiterate and can't read a single thing.
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Too bad nobody uses these stats to end the education monopoly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 09:25 AM (VUJYp)
Serious question - do those numbers include the millions of illegals and "refugees" here or is that only citizens? Those are almost unbelievably high numbers.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 10:08 AM (SW4fv)
Posted by: Eeyore
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Yeah, you say that, and then, *bang*...another objective comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:08 AM (4bd7D)
We're goats, not sheep, so the incestuous part doesn't actually apply, but apparently we all look alike to you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:08 AM (yVKsz)
The luxury fleet was imported so visiting world leaders could be driven around in style.
But a police commander said on Tuesday that 284 vehicles are missing.
The cars include Landcruisers, Fords, Mazdas and Pajeros, Superintendent Dennis Corcoran said.
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (QkjLD)
Peru and Chile are still arguing over border issues that date back to the 1800s. They can't even agree where the Pisco Sour was invented, Chile or Peru.
South America has more twisted relationships than the Hatfields and McCoys.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (/tuJf)
Hi Jane, my call with my friend ended about midnight the other day and I think you were done for the day.
Yep, it was the NY abortion law that grieved her. I talked a lot and
she listened (the usual, lol). Her conclusion was that we really need
to pray for the country.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (9hauA)
Thanks. At least we have something we can agree on. I'm hoping more and more people have their eyes opened as to what progressives have in store for us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:06 AM (gC2IV)
Pfft. A beard that majestic means you survived the playoffs and are headed to the Big Dance.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (talIc)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (LL1Be)
The Zaporizhian Cossack Host did better insults than that! Up your game!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
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Listen - you're a racist.
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 09:41 AM (sX1BW)
Listening and Reparation: A night of blackface, contrition, and payoffs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 10:09 AM (JFO2v)
Firefighters called to quell an overcrowding situation at a Rochester-area pub early Sunday morning were instead enveloped, along with their truck, in a 200-person fight. Three people went to the hospital with stab wounds, and three police departments had to rescue the firefighters who had initially come to help.
"We were kind of amazed at what transpired," Lt. Jared Guhl, who was not at the scene but heard about it from the firefighters, told the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle.
Firefighters normally have to worry about smoke, and flames. The last thing they expected at a bar call was Armageddon.
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2019 10:10 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Maybe he's acting as a Sin Eater
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:10 AM (8ikIW)
So much for "all in good fun".
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 10:05 AM (adsVM)
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Hey, this well behaved veteran did not start the "tongue in cheek" remarks about physical attributes and sexual affiliations, Molly.
As a matter of fact, all this bru-ha-ha regarding sexual affiliation and gender identity all originated homogeneously from y'all round eyed pale skinners.Brew some ale wench. (tongue in cheek, BTW)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:10 AM (G8lfi)
He'd like to come and teach us but he thinks he'd blow our minds...
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (talIc)
guess you and Brunette above believes folks could spout
"tongue-in-cheek" remarks about Asians, and Asians are supposed to keep
quiet and smile "ah sooo." I guess my sarcastic remarks about
leprechauns and incestuous sheep fuckers hit closer to the mark than I
thought. Or y'all leprechauns are not used to being laughed at back.
Guess your skin is both pale and thin. Not to mentioned freckled. Har
har.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:04 AM (G8lfi)
And a veteran too!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (CPk08)
********
I look at that comment and all I see is "blah, blah, blah"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (D+X5I)
Over half the country is functionally illiterate, meaning they can't adequately read the instructions on a medicine bottle
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90% of the country is financially illiterate. People are upset that their refund is smaller this year. Never mind that they paid less taxes overall. The typical American thinks a refund means the govt is sending them a bonus and now Trump took away that bonus.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (Zq9Pe)
"tongue in cheek" remarks about physical attributes and sexual
affiliations, Molly.
As a matter of fact, all this bru-ha-ha
regarding sexual affiliation and gender identity all originated
homogeneously from y'all round eyed pale skinners.Brew some ale wench.
(tongue in cheek, BTW)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:10 AM (G8lfi)
Say, are you a veteran?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (CPk08)
If I were asking a question on his back in black tour it would be:
Governor Northam, how does it feel to wake up every day knowing you are a mudering piece of shit?
Follow up: What does your wife think of that? Or is she too busy keeping you from acting like a an even bigger fool?
Posted by: JTB at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: lwc
Try decaf.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 09:59 AM (LL1Be)
I enjoy my coffee like I take my coffee:
Hot, bitter with lots of cream.
Posted by: Shepard Smith at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 10:08 AM (SW4fv)
If it's literacy in English, I'd say a visit to Lowes or Home Depot would be a clue?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (f3oO4)
1. Self-important
2. Thin skinned
3. Self-important & thin skinned
4. lwc
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
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But it will look like Mexico in 2030.
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (yVKsz)
I've been here since 2004 and trust me...EVERYONE gets lampooned at the HQ. It's what makes it the HQ.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (Boy/L)
Hot, bitter with lots of cream.
There's a story in the Morning Report made just for you, Shemp.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (talIc)
And a veteran too!
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (CPk0
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Shit.
Posted by: Veterans everywhere shaking their heads at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (RU4sa)
They were magically delicious.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (m45I2)
I believe we have already officially entered the current Solar Minumum and the Grand Solar minimum is expected to arrive by 2050
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (BJlbN)
To be fair, he's now sporting facial hair these days...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)
CNN: So what should the rate be?
Shultz: I don't want to get into the details
LOL. OK Howard.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (Zq9Pe)
If be recognized that is a natural part of the central Human Condition and also that humans tend to gravitate toward people they have something in common with , they would work to try to get rid of actual racism without losing their minds.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (Boy/L)
Who could have seen that coming? PNG is a lawless shithole. In fact, it gives shitholes a bad name.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Veterans everywhere shaking their heads
First the drumming Maytag man, and now this
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (8ikIW)
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Governor - do you only favor killing black babies, or do you want to kill babies of all color?
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (6qErC)
millions of illegals and "refugees" here or is that only citizens?
Those are almost unbelievably high numbers.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 10:08 AM (SW4fv)
I believe it. There is some serious stoooopid out there, and get worse every year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (9Om/r)
They were magically delicious.
They were all magically drunk too. I caught that show!
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (talIc)
Things Not To Be At The HQ
1. Self-important
2. Thin skinned
3. Self-important thin skinned
4. lwc
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
I think he's a veteran. I'm almost sure I read that somewhere.
Did you know he's a veteran?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (CPk08)
1. Self-important
2. Thin skinned
3. Self-important & thin skinned
4. lwc
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (RZ6R1)
There are exactly ZERO impediments in you doing so right now, Howard.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:10 AM (G8lfi)
Point made.
Let us move on...
Posted by: The Washington Post at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (CPk0
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Thank the Lord, there's another veteran here. Thank you for your service Bro! All these humorless thin-skinned civilians who can dish, but not take, is beginning to annoy me. And they think liberals doesn't know 1st Amendment comes with consequences, ha.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (oZ6kz)
90% of the country is financially illiterate. People are upset that their refund is smaller this year. Never mind that they paid less taxes overall. The typical American thinks a refund means the govt is sending them a bonus and now Trump took away that bonus.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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I had a pop-up "news" notification on the laptop yesterday of a headline that ran something like, "Tax refunds lower due to Trump".
Most people aren't going to look further than that.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (yVKsz)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 09:45 AM (RU4sa)
His Eternal Torment.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (SW4fv)
There are exactly ZERO impediments in you doing so right now, Howard.
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So have you done any estate planning? I assume you wish for your estate to be fully taxed at the highest rate.
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: John Kerry at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (9hauA)
Also my beloved Gov Cuomo is meeting with Trump to complain about the tax reform. He had the nerve to say the other day that it's the Tax Reform and Trump that are causing NYS and other blue states to lose taxes and force wealthy people and businesses to leave.
NO, Cuomo you dumb ass, the reform EXPOSED you for the exhorbitant tax rates you foist on the people here. And he dam well knows it. Everybody knows this, does he really think we're that stupid?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Broseidon
Recursive? Is that when you can write backwards?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (oZ6kz)
To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (J+mig)
guess which choice I usually make?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (talIc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (6qErC)
Yep, he's running for something other than Utah.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (sX1BW)
While it was going on, an Irishman walked up, tapped one of the participants on the shoulder, and asked "is this a private fight, or can anyone join in???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)
you for your service Bro! All these humorless thin-skinned civilians who
can dish, but not take, is beginning to annoy me. And they think
liberals doesn't know 1st Amendment comes with consequences, ha.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (G8lfi)
Wait, are you saying you're a veteran? That's AWESOME. A REAL veteran.
Do you treat like, dogs and cats?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (CPk08)
1. Self-important
2. Thin skinned
3. Self-important & thin skinned
4. lwc
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:13 AM (AM1GF)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:14 AM (RU4sa)"
I wonder if he knows I'm not really an Apprentice?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (i/+aM)
guess which choice I usually make?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (BJlbN)
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Heh.
Same choice as I would make, perhaps?
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:18 AM (RU4sa)
Better than that, make anonymous comments, then comment on said comments...
It's fun!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:18 AM (6qErC)
1. Self-important
2. Thin skinned
3. Self-important & thin skinned
4. lwc
5. Gabe
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (gC2IV)
We need to compile these questions for distribution outside the "I'm Listening Rally".
Governor Gosnell, since there is such an opioid crisis, do you feel it is appropriate to make infants comfortable with opium products before they are executed for parts?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
https://tinyurl.com/yxqtsmz6
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (xxAFD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (9hauA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 10:17 AM (i/+aM)
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Doubtful.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:15 AM (G8lfi)
I think liberals don't know daylight from dark....but thass jus me.
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (cxHbL)
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Tell us about it!!
Posted by: Northern CA Counties, Eastern Washington, Eastern Oregon, Northern Florida at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (Zq9Pe)
Follow up: What does your wife think of that? Or is she too busy keeping you from acting like a an even bigger fool?
Posted by: JTB
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This is why we need our own TV show, "Meet the Horde". Where really direct questions would be asked, and answers demanded.
You know, doing the work that 'journalists' don't want to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (2kj6M)
They kicked me out for suggesting we focus a little less on the sodomy aspect of our tourism advertising. I just thought we could maybe build a casino, something like that. But no, the rest of 'em are all hung up just on the damn sodomy. Sodomy this and sodomy that.
They need to think outside the box.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (talIc)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 09:57 AM
This place....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (MkcN1)
She's still around? Wasn't she involved w/the Nixon admin?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)
Oh, how wounded my pride!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Giovanni's philosophy and Pasta House at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Broseidon
Recursive? Is that when you can write backwards?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (8ikIW)
#LearnToCode
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (xxAFD)
1. Self-important
2. Thin skinned
3. Self-important & thin skinned
4. lwc
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5. Gabe
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:18 AM
6. B*L*A*S*E*R
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (yVKsz)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (LL1Be)
If I'm banned, then there's definitely no humor on this site or respect for our 1st Amendment. What did we fight for in the service? SMH
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (G8lfi)
You know, doing the work that 'journalists' don't want to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:19 AM (2kj6M)
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Would have to air on one of the pay channels, like HBO or Cinemax After Dark.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (RU4sa)
Yep, he's running for something other than Utah.
Remember Jeb in '16?
Cube that for the crater he will leave. Trump will eat his lunch and make Romney pay for it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (6qErC)
A republican senator here in NY floated a motion to have Upstate secede from downstate. I want this to happen SO bad...Same here. Though you'd still have Albany County dragging you down along with Buffalo area, and probably Saratoga County.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (jxbfJ)
They need to think outside the box.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM
Sounds more like they need to start thinking inside the box if you ask me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (XtaSA)
*******
Where did this take place? Was it perchance in Donnybrook?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (m45I2)
To be fair, it's all true.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JTB at February 13, 2019 10:12 AM (bmdz3)
Is that why Chinese restaurants are busy on Christmas?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (Zq9Pe)
Is Northam going to moonwalk on his tour?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (LL1Be)
No, but he sure is dancing
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)
Me too, but I've been hearing this since I can remember. I would just start with Erie County (where I am) and if anyone else wants to join the party, they're more than welcome. But no one east of the Hudson and south of Saratoga.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: SMH"
What about dat Great BLACK Throne a' Judgment, you ever think 'bout that? You think there only gonna be a WHITE Throne a' Judgment? Well you jes watch, you gonna be hauled in front a da BLACK throne a' Judgment one a these days, and then you gonna see JUDGMENT!!!
Posted by: They call me DOLOMITE at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JTB at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (6qErC)
I am being silenced by self-id'd conservatives. Oy vey! So when y'all
jokes about slants, it's humor. But when I joke back about leprechauns
and sheep, it's self-important and thin-skinned with all the veterans
shaking their head.
If I'm banned, then there's definitely no humor
on this site or respect for our 1st Amendment. What did we fight for in
the service? SMH
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (G8lfi)
But are you a veteran?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (iys0/)
But were better than Boomtown Rats? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dplpWIpofHI
Posted by: Yoda at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (Ut3XK)
Taught KTY that phrase when she got her first W-2 last month
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Animal Mother at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (RU4sa)
I'm still waiting for the jokes...was that one?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (8ikIW)
Did anyone ever ask you to lighten up when you were in?
Posted by: Segeant Hulka at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (vbJig)
None.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (nRWPy)
They need to think outside the box.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (talIc)
I didn't realize Sodom was a Navy town.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
Even to joke about it makes me ill.
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (sX1BW)
She's still around? Wasn't she involved w/the Nixon admin?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Yep, Nixon, Ford, George I and George the II, too.
President of the NoVa Tech Council since before Microstrategy imploded.
I don't got that kind of scratch.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (6qErC)
None.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (nRWPy)
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Dolley is a ginger with freckles.
She also has no soul, but it's alright because I love her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (XSSCs)
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I recall a bar in East Tennessee where it was like that every Friday. A scene right out of 'Roadhouse'. There were guys who would drive 100 miles just to be there for Friday nights...and those were the bouncers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (2kj6M)
Such enclaves can be balkanized into TrumpCamps.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (Bdeb0)
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Illinois outside of Cook County.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: SH at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
dude, it's right there in their motto:
rum, sodomy, and the lash
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (LL1Be)
But are you a veteran?"
Are you Experienced?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:23 AM (6qErC)
Well, I am.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (G8lfi)
Refrigerators?
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (cxHbL)
'Thin privilege' explained by a tubby Brit broad:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1095701184361435137
So slide all the way over, and shut up, she explained.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (jYje5)
This damn war...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (oZ6kz)
Gluten, those were the days. *sad leprechaun face*
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (nRWPy)
Help, help I'm being oppressed!!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:24 AM (LL1Be)
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
Taught KTY that phrase when she got her first W-2 last month
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (BJlbN)
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"I'm getting money back!"
"The government made a return on your money which they forced you to give up, and they're not giving you that return, are they? The tax return is designed to make paying taxes feel good."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (XSSCs)
this site or respect for our 1st Amendment. What did we fight for in the
service? SMH
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (G8lfi)
You made your point. Don't beat it to death....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (wYseH)
But are you a veteran?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (CPk0
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No stolen valor here. USAF, loud and proud. Learned those remarks from my fellow Celtic friends . . . unlike this dour self-important lot. Geez.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (CPk08)
This damn war...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (oZ6kz)
And that lying sonofabitch Johnson!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
You're kidding. Thought that was back in the 90's????
Ah, eCities...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Segeant Hulka at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Da Man
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Ah yes, the well-Hmong philosopher.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (2qPhT)
There are no blue or red states. There are blue and red counties. Inner city Dallas is no different than inner city Chicago. Just like exurban/rural TX is no different than exurban/rural Illinois.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (Zq9Pe)
That complaint aside, I'd be remiss if I didn't also mention that he doesn't look oriental.
There. My moron duty is done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: lwc
Was THAT the joke?
I gotta tell you, I've heard better
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (G8lfi)
I bet your manicures looked FABULOUS.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (iys0/)
Oh was he ever hmog! Like that nice Sheriff we had here for a while.
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (QLvwG)
Those tiny bottles of tabasco in the MREs?
Jump pay?
Parking spot at the PX?
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (bcbK8)
Sunshine Sachs firm on Smollett phone records: "Jussie is the victim here, which has been stated by the Superintendent of Police. Jussie has voluntarily provided his phone records from within an hour of the attack and given multiple statements to police."
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"Within an hour" huh? Wow, that's close!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tuna at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (Zq9Pe)
those remarks from my fellow Celtic friends . . . unlike this dour
self-important lot. Geez.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (G8lfi)
This is important to me. Vitally important. It makes me look at everything you say in a totally different light.
Here I thought you were some rando retard. But now I know: you're a rando retard veteran. Maybe.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (aKsyK)
We're not silencing you. We're just noticing you sound like an idiot.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:27 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (talIc)
You're welcome here, we banished all of our idiots that don't understand propaganda thousands of years ago.
Posted by: Gomorrah Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Mr. Resiliency at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (oZ6kz)
Next you'll be doing Limerick(s)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (6qErC)
I recall a bar in East Tennessee where it was like that every Friday. A scene right out of 'Roadhouse'.
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When I was very young, there was a little roadhouse called 'Slugville'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (MIKMs)
Taught KTY that phrase when she got her first W-2 last month
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:22 AM (BJlbN)
My libtard sister was complaining she had to pay in 3 times what she normally had to. I laughed and laughed. Two highly paid NYS teachers finally having to pay for all the sh*t they've been pushing for. Tax the rich, eh? Enjoy it, I said.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)
She does. Caught my cat drinking out of the back of the kuering. Close the damn lid, guys.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (oZ6kz)
"There I was, knee-deep in grenade puns..."
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (BJlbN)
this site or respect for our 1st Amendment.
Dude.
Let it go.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (2eKoI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (Zq9Pe)
Exurban/rural Virginia as well right now, but we're losing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (f3oO4)
this site or respect for our 1st Amendment. What did we fight for in the
service? SMH
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (G8lfi)
You made your point. Don't beat it to death....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:25 AM (wYseH)
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Rut roh...
I'm not with him, btw.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (RU4sa)
Was THAT the joke?
I gotta tell you, I've heard better
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (8ikIW)
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Never thought of myself as a comedian, unlike the jolly folks here. So calm down Bruce Lee, and hook the electric stimulator back up to your nipples. HA
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Broseidon
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*bzzzzzt*
Sorry, that should have been 'What is "this damn war"...'
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Geeze I'll bet you're tiring of this. I'll never mention it again. Maybe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (2qPhT)
Next you'll be doing Limerick(s)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (6qErC)
Oh, put a Cork in it with these puns.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (G8lfi)
We know what you fought for, and honor you for keeping the refrigerators running while Nathan Phillips was AWOL.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (VaN/j)
They kicked me out for suggesting we focus a little less on the
sodomy aspect of our tourism advertising. I just thought we could maybe
build a casino, something like that. But no, the rest of 'em are all
hung up just on the damn sodomy. Sodomy this and sodomy that.
They need to think outside the box.
Posted by: Sodom Chamber of Commerce at February 13, 2019 10:20 AM (talIc)
You guys got a killer band though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whMu9q-_YAY
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (9Om/r)
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Riiiiiiiight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: The Lao Rider at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (vbJig)
this site or respect for our 1st Amendment.
Variations on a Theme
or
Variations on a Meme
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (nRWPy)
Jump pay?
Parking spot at the PX?
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM
Well, those tiny bottles of Tabasco were worth it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: Chris M at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (eAZVt)
Next you'll be doing Limerick(s)
Nah, just Blarney.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (xfb67)
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar.
And I'm young enough to look at,
And far old to see, all the stars are on the inside.
I'm not sure that's there's anything left to me
Don't let these shakes go on!
It's time we had a break from it,
It's time we had some leave.
We've been living in a place,
We've been eating up our brains.
Oh please don't let these shakes go on!
Posted by: They call me DOLOMITE at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
And I partly blame Bush for this. The tax bills of 2001 and 2003 eliminated federal taxes for tens of millions of filers. I remember how he was highlighting this fact as some kind of great achievement. Nah bruh. You just gave Dems millions of lifetime voters.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (Zq9Pe)
The flowers will not grow.
And the birds will never know,
How high to fly.
If I'm banned.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: lwc
Nope, still not funny. Ya gotta try harder.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (XtaSA)
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*nods*
Yes. Yes they were.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (nRWPy)
jolly folks here. So calm down Bruce Lee, and hook the electric
stimulator back up to your nipples. HA
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:29 AM (G8lfi)
Maybe veterans have a different sense of humor than most. Dealing with all those sick animals changes a man.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (CPk08)
Jump pay?
Parking spot at the PX?
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM
Well, those tiny bottles of Tabasco were worth it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (XtaSA)
I hear getting the MRE with the cheese spread was like winning the lottery.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (XtaSA)"
I got millions of them when I was taking sniper fire in Bosnia and I've kept them in my purse ever since.
Posted by: I ain't no ways tahrd at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)
Jussie has voluntarily provided his phone records from within an hour of the attack
FROM within an hour?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Admiral Les Bronstein at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (Ut3XK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (xfb67)
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar.
And I'm young enough to look at,
And far old to see, all the stars are on the inside.
I'm not sure that's there's anything left to me
Don't let these shakes go on!
It's time we had a break from it,
It's time we had some leave.
We've been living in a place,
We've been eating up our brains.
Oh please don't let these shakes go on!
Posted by: They call me DOLOMITE at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
*holds up lighter*
*gets very scared by that sequence in Heavy Metal*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (bcbK8)
re: NY counties seceding
There are no blue or red states. There are blue and red counties.
Inner city Dallas is no different than inner city Chicago. Just like
exurban/rural TX is no different than exurban/rural Illinois.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:26 AM (Zq9Pe)
It can go even a layer deeper than counties. Towns, and as I'm sure we all know - families.This is what is scary if the cold civil war ever goes hot. How would you ever know who is who?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (OyyDO)
dehydrated pork patty was like losing the lottery.
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM (bUjCl)
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*shrugs*
Posted by: SMH
A veterinarian? Or something like that...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (AM1GF)
And I partly blame Bush for this. The tax bills of 2001 and 2003 eliminated federal taxes for tens of millions of filers. I remember how he was highlighting this fact as some kind of great achievement. Nah bruh. You just gave Dems millions of lifetime voters.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (Zq9Pe)
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The hubby has to pay almost $900 bucks to the state of Illinois for working in Missouri (St. Louis).
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (jzWKi)
This veteran is a veteran of the Psychic Wars.
Posted by: Admiral Les Bronstein at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (Ut3XK)
You stared at goats?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (xfb67)
sniffybigtoe gets a .23 increase in coffee ration.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (yTfbH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (xfb67)
Cat spittle added that special something to the taste of your coffee, amirite?
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (xxAFD)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: dagny
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Mike Hammer's Cat: http://tinyurl.com/y2gmdnxl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (OyyDO)
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The jalapeno cheese spread.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Yoko Ono at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (hjaPQ)
this site or respect for our 1st Amendment. ---
This is how I know it's a liberal. Or if not, the only conservative that uses the 1st Amendment to defend private speech instead of political speech.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (VmjCw)
I hear getting the MRE with the cheese spread was like winning the lottery.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (OyyDO)
Jalapeno cheese. The regular was meh, the peanut butter was bad.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:34 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
Next you'll be doing Limerick(s)
Oh, put a Cork in it with these puns.
*********
Oh no! They Kilkenny'ed
/Cartman
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)
But, they say a lot of things.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (6qErC)
It can go even a layer deeper than counties. Towns, and as I'm sure we all know - families.This is what is scary if the cold civil war ever goes hot. How would you ever know who is who?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (jxbfJ)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:31 AM (xfb67)
Cat spittle added that special something to the taste of your coffee, amirite?
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (xxAFD)
Reverse civit process?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: SMH
A veterinarian? Or something like that...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (AM1GF)
Louisville Water Company ?
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (bUjCl)
Mispronounced juice as "brando"
'Cause electrolytes
In the midst of the fights
Are key for the retard commando
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (fuK7c)
Am I lying?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (jYje5)
1. I have stuff that really needs to be done today and here I am laughing and posting instead of doing necessary activities, and
2. Really low class trolls like lwc!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (f3oO4)
Jussie didn't report it to the police. The boyfriend did. When the police approached Jussie, after he spun his lies to his boyfriend, had to make shit up to support the story he told his boyfriend.
Jussie got caught sneaking around on his boyfriend and this became the Tawana Brawley case all over again.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (vbJig)
Then the children cannot sing.
And the planes will lose their wings.
And all will die.
If I'm banned.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM
That was my first MRE experience. It changed me...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 10:37 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:30 AM
left wing cuck?
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM
Light weight commenter?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:37 AM (XtaSA)
I hear getting the MRE with the cheese spread was like winning the lottery.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (
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Cheese spread was pretty common. Now, getting the gorilla cookies was hitting the lottery.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:37 AM (gC2IV)
BTW, there's nothing Celtic about gingers. The Irish used to look like
the Welsh, dark hair, dark eyes. Then the Vikings came, and they did so
much fcuking that to this day, that Viking gene shows up.
Am I lying?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (VaN/j)
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Interesting. Who knows? So long ago, gotta ask the Romans.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:37 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:37 AM (gC2IV)
Dude.
Posted by: Harambe at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (yTfbH)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM
That was my first MRE experience. It changed me...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (XtaSA)
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*shudders at the memory*
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (RU4sa)
Like no day has been or will be again
We'll sail on the sun, we'll ride on the rain
We'll talk to the trees and worship the wind
Then if lwc should go, I'll understand
Leave me just enough love to hold in my hand
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (CPk08)
This can't be right. There is nothing there about keeping them comfortable.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 09:51 AM (Boy/L)
It is immoral to separate the children from the parents. Everyone should have the right to immigrate wherever they want. Like to Paradise. No Walls, No Borders! Go, Homos!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Yoko Ono
******
Eh, it's a mute point.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM
Then why did you have to sound off on the matter?
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (OyyDO)
dehydrated pork patty was like losing the lottery.
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM (n13/j)
Those little white tablets are NOT Chiclets.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (OyyDO)
Am I lying?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (VaN/j)
Well you're confusing celts and picts, appearance-wise.
Blond and redhead celts have been a thing for a long, long time. From Galatia, through Gaul, Gywnndd to Guinness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (bcbK8)
Jussie didn't report it to the police. The boyfriend did. When the police approached Jussie, after he spun his lies to his boyfriend, had to make shit up to support the story he told his boyfriend.
Jussie got caught sneaking around on his boyfriend and this became the Tawana Brawley case all over again.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (vbJig)
==========
To question a gay black man's story is racist and homophobic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: The CIA at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (vbJig)
Before then, the worst were the Beef Frankfurters (AKA the Four Fingers of Death) and the Ham Slice. The Ham Slice was exactly that-- a completely unseasoned slab of dead pig in a package. It came with the White Rice side meal, which was absolutely ghastly. The only good part was it came with crackers and apple jelly. I remember it so well because I wound up with two ham slices during the Crucible in boot camp.
Post 9/11, the best new one was the hamburger patty one. It came with Combos and cheese. You'd head up the patty, cut it up the package, crush the combos and mix them in, then add the cheese. Good stuff.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (7PLM4)
You know who else is being silenced at AoSHQ?
Posted by: Yoko Ono
******
Eh, it's a mute point.
Posted by: Muldoon
That's dumb.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (aKsyK)
Enter the 36 Chambers?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)
I thought that was the 36 chambers of Shao Lin?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (bcbK8)
rum, sodomy, and the lash
-
Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Posted by: Major "King" Kong at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Blond and redhead celts have been a thing for a long, long time. From Galatia, through Gaul, Gywnndd to Guinness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (bcbK
"
Picts or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (oZ6kz)
FROM within an hour?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 10:32 AM (aKsyK)
Let's not worry about the details just now, shall we!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (xfb67)
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You had heat?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM
That was my first MRE experience. It changed me...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (XtaSA)
Well if you happened to be one of the very very few who liked it , you would have won the lottery because you could have had your fill and more.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (TD9KB)
To question a gay black man's story is racist and homophobic.
Intersectionality reduces crime.
It's Science.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: RBG, Virtual Supreme Court Justice at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (TQyCa)
Leave me just enough love to hold in my hand
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (CPk0
-------------------------------------------------------
Happy Valentines Dude
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (xfb67)
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You mean the ones you add water to?
Those make great MRE bombs.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (RU4sa)
And the Grail. And Earhart's flying-goggles. And Jimmy Hoffa...
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2019 10:35 AM (QLvwG)
I have no idea what you meant by that, but maybe you adopted a civet that you mistook for a cat, and it didn't end well. Did I guess right?
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (xxAFD)
512 492 dehydrated pork patty was like losing the lottery.
But very useful in interrogations.
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Well, you can have a pork patty or you can have a cup of coffee. Choices.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (2LelM)
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1095001204978040832
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: The Stand-Up Viking at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (oZ6kz)
Well played!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (f3oO4)
Yep. The only reason the phone records matter is because Juicy said he was on the phone with his manager during the attack, which was why his manager could corroborate it. So police ok, sure, let us see the phone so we can check the record of that call, see how long it lasted, etc. Juicy: "I'll show you the phone records starting an hour later, how 'bout that?"
Police: "Nope, we only need the record of that one call."
Juicy: "Um, How about a transcript of a couple calls I made the next day?"
Police: "Nope, really just need that one call. That's it."
Juicy; "RACISS! Police be tryin' to frame me!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)
dehydrated pork patty was like losing the lottery.
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:33 AM
That was my first MRE experience. It changed me...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:36 AM (XtaSA)
Yeah, that was pretty gross. I remember the slab of "maple walnut" "cake" t, or whatever it was. I actually loved that stuff.
I also remember being constipated a long while after eating MREs for any length of time.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (bcbK8)
To question a gay black man's story is racist and homophobic.
Intersectionality reduces crime.
It's Science.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (LL1Be)
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Well, it reduces crime numbers, but that's really just semantics at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (G8lfi)
You have no idea how much that means to me, coming from a veteran.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (xfb67)
Are they hanging on to him because they need his baseball history expertise, to compete against Horsehide MegaMind George Will?
Do they need him to "edit" fellow devout dipso KJL's bubbly gushing?
Please write to letters AT nationalreview DOT com and tell them to FIRE hateful, bigoted, stupid Frankovich!
Posted by: gp at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (G8lfi)
you are being premature, dude
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:42 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:42 AM (6qErC)
Leave me just enough love to hold in my hand
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (CPk0
-------------------------------------------------------
Happy Valentines Dude
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (G8lfi)
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*hums 'The Love Boat' theme*
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:42 AM (RU4sa)
Dude. It's a True Romance reference. 15 yards for failing to meme and loss of down for aggravated retardedness.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (xfb67)
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Wasn't that on an Archer episode?
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (oZ6kz)
My Wu Tang knowledge is lacking. *hangs head*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK8)
There is a type of coffee where the beans are collected from civit poop.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (xfb67)
I've actually had that.
Meh. It doesn't taste like shit, but it isn't fabulous.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (xfb67)
Navy?
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Yoko Ono
******
Eh, it's a mute point.
Posted by: Muldoon
That's dumb.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
It's just a gag.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (LL1Be)
I prefer to ignore National Review entirely - as I have for the last, say, 3-years.
Keeps my blood pressure at safe, serene levels
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (9fXnJ)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (jOEDM)
Come on people. We are better than this.
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (jzWKi)
But very useful in interrogations.
Posted by: The CIA at February 13, 2019 10:39 AM (vbJig)
I think they banned it when they upgraded the MRE's.
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (aKsyK)
I have had a juice made from the coffee cherry. Not bad, but not great. But it's a fruit juice with caffeine!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Ruth Badass Ginsburg, Squadron Leader at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (uloIh)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 13, 2019 10:45 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 10:45 AM (MAstk)
508 The best part was when they took the MRE heating elements away from us because too many people had burned themselves.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:38 AM (xfb67)
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You had heat?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (gC2IV)
We very rarely heated them or made any attempt at preparing them in any way, because if we were deployed and living on MREs, we were on some dirt runway in BFE running from plane to plane and didn't really have much time to.I have heard they were at least marginally better if you could heat them up or hydrate some of the dry stuff, etc.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: George Bush at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (hjaPQ)
Are they hanging on to him because they need his baseball history expertise, to compete against Horsehide MegaMind George Will?
Do they need him to "edit" fellow devout dipso KJL's bubbly gushing?
Please write to letters AT nationalreview DOT com and tell them to FIRE hateful, bigoted, stupid Frankovich!
Posted by: gp at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (mk9aG)
Someone who would instantly freak out with a completely bizarre rant like that shouldn't have his job.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: WuTang Financial at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (jzWKi)
Yup. The Vikings weren't redheads. I thought so too for years. Search for a world-wide red head distribution. There's a really odd concentration in one Russian area, supposedly Celt.
My mom has O- blood which is associated with celts too, apparently. That's from the darker side, although she still insists she has american indian blood, like Fauxahontes, although I see no evidence in her lineage. The O- shows up more often in aboriginal peoples, though, so she may be right.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Can I contemplate foxy boxing instead?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (bcbK8)
A republican senator here in NY floated a motion to have Upstate secede from downstate. I want this to happen SO bad...Same here. Though you'd still have Albany County dragging you down along with Buffalo area, and probably Saratoga County.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (jxbfJ)
If it happens, maybe the Berkshires can split off from Boston
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (RZ6R1)
Still waiting for the spouses test the tanks weekend.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
I'm guessing on 1/2/2020 so that Democrats/Media/NeverTrumpers (BIRM) can squawk about "can't appoint to the SCOTUS in an election year!!!!!eleventy!!"
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (9fXnJ)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (bUjCl)
Have you ever dated a redhead???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (bUjCl)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfRtgMWUgs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (jzWKi)
Next you'll be doing Limerick(s)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:28 AM (6qErC)
Oh, put a Cork in it with these puns.
Posted by: Kris
It would go better with Mayo.
Posted by: Royde, Sally Royde at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (rFmwm)
A republican senator here in NY floated a motion to have Upstate secede from downstate. I want this to happen SO bad...Same here. Though you'd still have Albany County dragging you down along with Buffalo area, and probably Saratoga County.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM (jxbfJ)
If it happens, maybe the Berkshires can split off from Boston
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (RZ6R1)
You realize the Berkshires are about as deep, deep moonbat blue as is Boston, right?
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (9fXnJ)
His wife was from Spain, and they had a Christmas party every year with incredible hams from Spain. He would sneak into his study and snack on the MREs he brought back...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM
Ah, the "left nut cake". I preferred the cherry nut cake, myself.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (XtaSA)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Cucks Ahoy! at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (uloIh)
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (9fXnJ)
"HAPPY NEW YEARshe'sbeendeadformonths."
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (bUjCl)
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Daywalkers, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (q8oeS)
Plus per the Wu-Tang name generator I'm Crazy Magician, which is a solid nom de hip hop.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM (xfb67)
Kill me now.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (xxAFD)
Stout?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 13, 2019 10:42 AM (6qErC)
Probably. Too many carbs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (bcbK8)
Milloy's past research has found that scientists and experts sitting on just one Obama administration EPA advisory board collected $192 million in agency grants in recent decades. Milloy, an environmental policy expert, said this couldunduly influence advisers tasked with evaluating EPA regulations.
Ya think????
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (9fXnJ)
So you've been to Woodstock I see....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (bUjCl)
Still waiting for the spouses test the tanks weekend.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
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During an Organization Day event, my daughters got to fire my SAW (blanks, of course) and goof around in a tank.
And yes, a swiss harness is tres uncomfortable, even for us chicks.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:50 AM (RU4sa)
I remember the slab of "maple walnut" "cake" t, or whatever it was. I actually loved that stuff.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:41 AM
Ah, the "left nut cake". I preferred the cherry nut cake, myself.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (XtaSA)
gag!
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:50 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (9fXnJ)
So you've been to Woodstock I see....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (wYseH)
Tanglewood, actually.
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (9fXnJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cucks Ahoy! at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (uloIh)
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Nominated, then McConnell invoked the Biden rule to not bring up Garland for a vote.
This is what will happen if RBG's seat opens in 2020:
Trump will nominate someone.
McConnell and Graham will schedule committee hearings and votes around the nomination.
The Left will scream about the Biden Rule.
McConnell will make some distinction that doesn't really matter because McConnell doesn't care and gets what he wants.
We will have a new SCOTUS judge, a conservative, to replace RBG.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (bcbK
We rock
Although, I'm starting to fade out. I'll have to content myself with figuring out how to have sex with sheep. Are the rams cooperative? I suppose they're horny.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:46 AM (OyyDO)
The rope fits into the crease between your junk and your thigh quite nicely. (bet that wasn't a sentence you expected to read today). As long as you keep it tight, it can't move and catch anything.
Even more important is making sure your leg straps are very tight when gearing up for a jump. Catching a nut as your chute opens is... Not fun
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (7PLM4)
His wife was from Spain, and they had a Christmas party every year with incredible hams from Spain. He would sneak into his study and snack on the MREs he brought back...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (wYseH)
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Wow.
Joining/staying in the Army...for the food...
Just...wow.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (RU4sa)
These aren't the values that Merrick Garland died to uphold.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (oZ6kz)
Plus per the Wu-Tang name generator I'm Crazy Magician, which is a solid nom de hip hop.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (oZ6kz)
I'm going back to listen to 'classic rap' now, so I'll give the Wu Tang a try.
I'm surprisingly enjoying DMX's early stuff and NAS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)
It's all about the presentation. And the tiny portions. And the long wait. And the pretentious server. That's how you know the evening is special.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (xxAFD)
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I'm watching Elephant Cam on YouTube as we post. Some older looking bull African elephant with enormous tusks rests his trunk on one tusk then in a little why rests his trunk on his other tusk. Damn lazy ass elephants!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. 1600 dairy cows in Washington State dead from the winter storms. (Makes note not to buy hamburger any time soon.)
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (9fXnJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (jzWKi)
.....
Ya add to that the recent 9th Circus ruling.
Hmmm
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:47 AM (bcbK
We rock
Although, I'm starting to fade out. I'll have to content myself with figuring out how to have sex with sheep. Are the rams cooperative? I suppose they're horny.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (nRWPy)
Yep. That sounds like the redheads I dated. Horny and crazy enough to fuck livestock.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8}"
DMX is fun, but IIRC the study that showed the Wu-Tang clan having the broadest vocabulary among mainstream rappers showed that DMX had the absolute worst.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Or incestuous leprechauns. Or freckled pale-skin wooly vets.
Or something.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Cucks Ahoy! at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (uloIh)
Posted by: Caliban at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (DMUuz)
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I think my dad had one of those laying around when I was a kid.
A very curious kid...
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (RU4sa)
RBG to receive the Lenin-tomb treatment, location TBD.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
561 Big Trump EPA court victory.
https://tinyurl.com/y2q4wlyb
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 10:45 AM (MAstk)
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It doesn't really matter if climate change kills us. Tax cuts and tariffs will already have wiped out 80% of the population.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (Zq9Pe)
Posted by: Cucks Ahoy! at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (uloIh)
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I call it: The Senate majority following the rules and doing what they want within those strictures.
Biden Rule is just thin political cover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:51 AM (9fXnJ)
Oops. Thought you were talking about NY.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (wYseH)
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This is like Hugh Grant losing his hot wife by banging street whores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (jzWKi)
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (JK+9H)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
RBG to receive the Lenin-tomb treatment, location TBD.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
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I prefer pharaoh treatment.
Buried with her clerks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (q8oeS)
There's a theory, backed up by some ancient portraits that still exist, that Cleopatra was actually a red-head. It's easy to forget (especially after Liz Taylor) that racially, Cleopatra was actually Macedonian, and the Greeks always considered the Macedonians of the day to be Wild Barbarians from the North.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (Zq9Pe)
The GOPe could pull that stunt 100 times and it still wouldn't make up for what Swimmer Ted and the Democrats did to Robert Bork.
Posted by: DocJ at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (9fXnJ)
His wife was from Spain, and they had a Christmas party every year with incredible hams from Spain. He would sneak into his study and snack on the MREs he brought back...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:48 AM (wYseH)
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Wow.
Joining/staying in the Army...for the food...
Just...wow.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (RU4sa)
I got to experience Thanksgiving dinner at the mess hall in Ft. Bliss two years ago. It was interesting. I didn't expect it to be that crowded tho.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (OyyDO)
561 Big Trump EPA court victory.
https://tinyurl.com/y2q4wlyb
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 10:45 AM (MAstk)
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It doesn't really matter if climate change kills us. Tax cuts and tariffs will already have wiped out 80% of the population.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (Zq9Pe)
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Dude...Net Neutrality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (q8oeS)
Slick Rick the Ruler.
The Ruler's back.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
I say, I say...All y'all Virginians need to make amends for my racism!
My racism's like Original Sin and all y'all Virginians have it smeared all over y'all's souls like rancid peanut butter!
Y'all need to gain my forgiveness!
Posted by: Gov Coonman at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8}"
DMX is fun, but IIRC the study that showed the Wu-Tang clan having the broadest vocabulary among mainstream rappers showed that DMX had the absolute worst.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Worse than Lil' Jon? Not possible.
DMX has a great distinctive voice, good emotion too. And he doesn't make me check my gun like NWA and Ice Cube does. (I do find 'Hello' amusing though)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
.....
Ya add to that the recent 9th Circus ruling.
Hmmm
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 10:53 AM (MAstk)
I blame Trump.
No, seriously, I do.
I think his efforts to appoint conservative justices is starting to have an effect.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (aGFaW)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)
She did all right. IIRC she married the Prince of one of those postage stamp sized kingdoms whose only export is gambling losses.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 10:44 AM (jOEDM)
Sort of like the usage of "Yankee" used to be in the South.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
*Adds to list*
Thanks man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (bcbK8)
534 I also remember being constipated a long while after eating MREs for any length of time.
probably by design; gives you time to extract every last bit of nutrition from the thing.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (aGFaW)
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Don't worry, I'll put an end to that toot suite.
Posted by: John "I swear the adoption was legal" Roberts at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (Zq9Pe)
So the virtue signalers think the sunrise/sunset are racist? Because stupid, yet again.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (nRWPy)
I blame Trump.
No, seriously, I do.
I think his efforts to appoint conservative justices is starting to have an effect.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (aGFaW)
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The NY Post had an article yesterday that showed the movement of the court.
The focus was on Trump's efforts to appoint justices, but the timeline of the graphic showed how far left the courts had gone under Obama.
I had no idea. Something like 5 circuit courts went from leaning Republican to leaning Democrat.
Imagine if Hillary had won...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (q8oeS)
and sheep, it's self-important and thin-skinned with all the veterans shaking their head. If I'm banned, then there's definitely no humor on this site or respect for our 1st Amendment. What did we fight for in the service? SMH
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:21 AM
#LearnToTellAJoke
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)
She did all right. IIRC she married the Prince of one of those postage stamp sized kingdoms whose only export is gambling losses.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (7PLM4)
Elizabeth Hurley aged really, really well. Still boner fuel.
She seems to have a creepy thing going with her son that weirds me out, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (bcbK8)
Serious question - do those numbers include the millions of illegals and "refugees" here or is that only citizens? Those are almost unbelievably high numbers.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 10:08 AM (SW4fv)
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National Center for Education Statistics is where the numbers come from.
nces.ed.gov
They test in English and Spanish
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 13, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK
One of Chappell's classics skits. The Race Draft. Wu Tang Clan was involved.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 10:56 AM (VaN/j)
Eggplant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (oTMWb)
So the virtue signalers think the sunrise/sunset are racist? Because stupid, yet again.
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (nRWPy)
It's OK to use cuz it's Latin. That makes it classy.
Posted by: Kris at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (OyyDO)
Any man who bitches about MREs without having had Ham and Limas C-Rats
heated with C4 for a baseline comparison spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM (DMUuz)
I was in long enough ago that we had some older guys who remembered C-rations, or at least the iteration of them before MREs. Most of them said MREs were way better. Which tells you something right there.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 11:00 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 13, 2019 11:00 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Al Sharptone, the Voice of Reason at February 13, 2019 11:00 AM (hjaPQ)
They're a little bit archaic now, but the German terms for orient and occident are Morning Land and Evening Land.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 11:00 AM (fuK7c)
Then, they put RGB in a wheelchair, and they all put a hand on it like the planchette of a giant Ouija board...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2019 11:01 AM (Ou6XS)
Didn't the Latin-speaking people own slaves?
Hater.
Next.
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 11:01 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 11:00 AM (nRWPy)
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Heh.
I actually like SoS.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 11:01 AM (RU4sa)
You can't let one group of grifters have all the fun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 11:01 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Cucks Ahoy! at February 13, 2019 10:49 AM (uloIh)
Obama was a lame duck president in 2016. Trump is not a lame duck, he can be reelected.
IMO, the Biden rule is stupid. Whoever is president at the time of a SC vacancy should be able to nominate someone to the court as is their duty and constitutional ability.
The turtle will accept a nomination from Trump this year. Or next.
Also , yesterday I heard a short interview with McConnell regarding whether Trump should sign this "deal" at keeping the govt from shutting down. McConnell said that he believes the President should sign the bill, keep the government open, accept the $1.3 B and then do whatever is "legally available " to him to fund the rest of the what he needs for border security. That McConnell would be "good" with that. IOW, move money around, declare an emergency, etc. and McConnell will support it.
I think McConnell is trying to help Trump play the hand he has been dealt( Democrats in the House in charge) to his advantage.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (Zzd4x)
https://tinyurl.com/y2q4wlyb
Posted by: HA at February 13, 2019 10:45 AM (MAstk)
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It doesn't really matter if climate change kills us. Tax cuts and tariffs will already have wiped out 80% of the population.
This victory is a pretty big one, although it will sound quite technical and a bit hard to grasp if you just read it and don't know the fight behind it.
Basically, the policy that was just upheld allowed the EPA to cut funding to a lot of the "Greens" who had been depending on them to finance their jihads against the rest of us.
It's a little known - (deliberately kept quiet) - fact that all of these "private studies" and "advocacy groups" in favor of the left's Green Scheme were almost ALL being funded by the EPA itself, through a whole network of workarounds and money pass-throughs that had been set up over the last 30 years. (it wasn't just Obama).
This is the start of cutting all of that back, and it is going to cut the Green network's funds dramatically, Which is why people like Tom Steyer are so pissed off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
Try 'Ornamentals'.
I'll kill a bitch that says Orenthal.
Posted by: OJ at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (Zq9Pe)
https://nces.ed.gov/naal/kf_demographics.asp
They don't make their definitions easy to find, but here's the example of "intermediate":
"What level of Health Literacy is this?
Determine what time a person can take a prescription medication, based on information on the drug label that relates the timing of medication to eating."
People below that can't do that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (BXMxN)
"Ya add to that the recent 9th Circus ruling."
What ruling was this?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Banned elephants
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, who still has a P-38 on his dogtags at February 13, 2019 11:03 AM (Ou6XS)
https://pudding.cool/projects/vocabulary/
Many of the lowest are currently popular, which is both sad and predictable.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 11:03 AM (oZ6kz)
Here's an intro for you sub-29s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIn5AYR1t-s
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2019 11:03 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 11:03 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 11:03 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (n13/j)
We got shafted only getting Colin Powell.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 10:40 AM (G8lfi)
you are being premature, dude
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 10:42 AM (bUjCl)
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Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (3sjI6)
I actually like SoS.
yeah, me, too. but i was raised on hamburger helper and surplus army dehydrated pork chops.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (v3pYe)
***
Barbaric
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)
I actually like SoS.
Posted by: SMH
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We had an extended discussion on the ONT the other night, including recipes. A lot of us like it, and many recall it as a staple when we were kids.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, who still has a P-38 on his dogtags at February 13, 2019 11:05 AM (Ou6XS)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 13, 2019 11:05 AM (Zq9Pe)
In some translations I've seen it called "haggis". There was a tradition in Brit translations to give Spartans Scots accents.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 11:05 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 11:05 AM (aKsyK)
Important to note: I had awoken at 330 am, gotten dressed, picked up my 40 pound ruck, and marched for about 12 miles and this was the first meal of the day.
Joke was on me, though. Some time later, I got an MRE I knew I wouldn't like, I traded for Pork Patty, I had not had it since that first time.
Hunger, however, was not involved.
It was gross.
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (zLDYs)
Now, here in Virginia we refer to the Heathen Chinee as-
The Yellow Horde.
And damn, if it isn't hard to find a good yellow shoe polish for dressing' up in yellow face.
But, I found some!
Chiclets make nice buckteeth too!
Wait till y'all see those pictures! Hilarious!
Posted by: Gov Coonman at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (CRRq9)
Instead of the Biden rule the Senate at the time could have just voted down Garland . I think the Biden rule is reasonable after the election during the lame duck period between Nov and Jan.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (TD9KB)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 13, 2019 10:59 AM
Kilroynius hic erat
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (DMUuz)
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Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (3sjI6)
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Sounds exhilarating, will try it right now after another mug of black coffee.
Posted by: lwc at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (xfb67)
It all depends on how the sunlight slants.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (LL1Be)
***
Barbaric
Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)
the problem with the German terms is they always ended with "front".
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint
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No you don't. Do not let these assholes redefine meanings or civility, or anything else.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, who still has a P-38 on his dogtags at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (2qPhT)
Wow.
Joining/staying in the Army...for the food...
Just...wow.
Posted by: SMH at February 13, 2019 10:52 AM
***************
I commanded an Army Recruiting Company for two years. There are, historically, seven reasons people join the military...Food was not on that list.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (0tfLf)
They did that because they knew that the Spartans were notorious boy-buggerers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)
"Hispanic" and "Latino" will soon be banned.
"Mesoamerican-American."
Posted by: Zod at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)
Put on The View accidently, Megs has never been fatter.
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 11:02 AM
I came across some short video recently where she was in it and I didn't even recognize her. She's gotta lay down the fork once in a while or she's going to be doing the program perched on a mobility scooter.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 13, 2019 11:07 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (n13/j)
Changing the meaning of words is one of the primary strategies of the left. I've used mulatto before (a perfectly good word) and have been lectured on why it is offensive. I learned my lesson. Now I use it every chance I get. Speaking of Obama.....
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 13, 2019 11:08 AM (3sjI6)
In the Navy we had joke names for everything they served in the mess. Moose cock - sausage, baboon ass - corned beef, etc.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Bug juice
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 11:08 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 13, 2019 11:03 AM (xfb67)
When my father was telling me about WWII Navy food, he said "the horsecock wasn't too bad." OTOH, he wouldn't allow Spam in the house. (I have read that the Russians loved it, though, and called it "American Meat.")
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 11:08 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 13, 2019 11:08 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 11:08 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 13, 2019 11:08 AM (oZ6kz)
CBD, hams cured in Spain are indeed the bestest.
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (zLDYs)
Agreed. The one problem with the Virginia hams is the salt. They are fantastic, but damn, some of them are just too salty.
I think the Spanish stuff is much better than the Italian....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 11:09 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (zLDYs)
Jamon Iberico de bellota is basically the best thing you can eat imo.
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 11:09 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)
No, and that was a good riff on it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)
I don't actually like the movie, except that one scene.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 11:10 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 11:11 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Caliban at February 13, 2019 10:54 AM (qEujL)
I've been wondering why that has fallen out of favor. May be nothing more than the silly leftist game of constantly changing the acceptable terms just to keep everyone else on their toes.
It's like they can't stand it unless they occupy ALL of our moral energy.
Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2019 11:11 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 11:06 AM (zLDYs)
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That's because ours are racist. Blackface doesn't cure well.
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2019 11:11 AM (U5tDi)
I think the Spanish stuff is much better than the Italian....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2019 11:09 AM (wYseH)
Try Red Eye, if you can find it. I don't think they even make Beals anymore, though that was the best.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 11:11 AM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 11:12 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2019 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)
534 I also remember being constipated a long while after eating MREs for any length of time.
probably by design; gives you time to extract every last bit of nutrition from the thing.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 10:57 AM (v3pYe)
Yes, it's by design I'm sure. And one reason is actually kind of gruesome. Historically, dysentery killed more soldiers than enemy fire. And a big part of why they pick up the disease is simply that they're around rotting bodies all the time.
Even in modern times, it's a serious problem. David Bellavia talked about it quite a bit in his memoir of Fallujah, House To House.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2019 11:12 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 11:04 AM (n13/j)
Eh.
Everyone on the Left has N-word Envy.
The way that "n****r" had become a simultaneous bonding wonder word among Blacks and a horrible offense against humanity and fighting word if you're not Black.
some current examples would be -
"Oriental" for Asians
"Cunt" for the Wymyns
It's stupid and reflects no reality at all that's even close to "n****r", but when has that ever stopped the left.
Retards all.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2019 11:14 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 11:15 AM (SW4fv)
Oh, I wish I could remember the name of it but my Italian girlfriend's mother had a cured meat product that had to come from one county in Spain, from one kind of wild hog that only ate chestnuts.
It was to die for. When you've been curating a cured meat culture for a thousand years you get good at it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Shame, Shame Shame at February 13, 2019 11:38 AM (Zx6uT)
Oh, I wish I could remember the name of it but my Italian
girlfriend's mother had a cured meat product that had to come from one
county in Spain, from one kind of wild hog that only ate chestnuts.
It was to die for. When you've been curating a cured meat culture for a thousand years you get good at it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 11:19 AM (fuK7c)
jamon iberico de bellota
Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2019 12:07 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: irright at February 13, 2019 02:17 PM (pMGkg)
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