EMT 02/09/19

I was thinking about that tweener tweetzer poll Jonah Goldberg had up yesterday, and how ironic it was that just about every single rock n roll song he now considers good entries for his own personal hall of fame will be retroactively, enthusiastically and unflinchingly condemned by him as racist or sexist or genderist or whatever 'ist is currently in vogue once his circle jerk marionettists get that particular bit of cultural heritage in their sights.

We've always been at war with Eastasia, haven't we?

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:30 AM




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1 Morning, Gang

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:27 AM (/m5Se)

2 Wee!

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:27 AM (/m5Se)

3 Sorry, gotta go for the streak

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:27 AM (/m5Se)

4 OK, this is getting dull

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:27 AM (/m5Se)

5 Corgis called, content read.

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:28 AM (/m5Se)

6 Good day!

The AM WAPO is out, and I have not been mentioned by name by the Virginia Black Caucus.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Miklos, resigned but not resigning at February 09, 2019 06:28 AM (zCyNd)

7 I am not a corgi! I am a mutt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 06:30 AM (EZebt)

8 Democrats: The Rapist Racist Baby-Killing Party

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 06:30 AM (fTQ1B)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (ejTiV)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: wing at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (JFzNN)

11 What are you denying, Miklos?

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (/m5Se)

12 I wonder what fresh fun the left will bring for us today?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

13 "I was thinking about that tweener tweetzer poll Jonah Goldberg had up yesterday"


Now see, here's your problem.

Posted by: Miklos, Kondo Maru de-cluttered at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (zCyNd)

14 Happy birthday Vic!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (EZebt)

15 What are you denying, Miklos?


On advice of counsel....

I can neither confirm nor deny any confirmation or denial.

Posted by: Miklos, ready for his House Committee Closeup at February 09, 2019 06:33 AM (zCyNd)

16 Good morning, y'all. Gotta rest up for the MoMe tonight. Meanwhile, I will fortify myself with fried eggs, toast with honey, and Greek yogurt with peaches preserved from the summer. Yum!

Posted by: JTB at February 09, 2019 06:33 AM (bmdz3)

17 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, February 9, 2019. On this day in 1950 Joseph McCarthy accused the United States Department of State of being filled with Communists. The liberals have ramped up this as a massive fraud and hate campaign by McCarthy and THEY had no shame as they demonized him then and still to this day. In point of fact, even at that time the DOS WAS filled with Communists and spies from Russia. McCarthy's mistake was there were a lot more than he alleged. Now the entire Democrat Party are Communists as their Party plank is the same as the American Communist Party and they actually act like 1950s era Soviet Communists.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

18 If this doesn't absolutely demand the shutdown of the Mueller witch hunt, nothing will. Trump should act, and act now.


Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Friday night aired video of the FBI's arrest of President Trump's longtime adviser Roger Stone, questioning the agency's show of force, and why a CNN camera crew was at the scene an hour before authorities arrived just before dawn on Jan. 25.


'Until now the only public footage of the raid came from CNN, which somehow knew to arrive one hour before the FBI got there,' Carlson said, before showing a clip of Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker being asked about CNN's presence at the raid during a congressional hearing.'



https://tinyurl.com/y3y2gnso

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:34 AM (mpXpK)

19 And speaking of Communists, AOC is now cheering the fact that Amazon is looking at pulling its intent to locate in NYC. I hope the idiot voters in NYC are happy they elected this communist Scrunt and may they get a full bellyful of her shit.


https://tinyurl.com/y864mm7s

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:34 AM (mpXpK)

20 I was thinking about that tweener tweetzer poll Jonah Goldberg had up yesterday, ...

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:30 AM


If the commies are successful in over-throwing the U.S. government, that soft, doughy f*ck will be put up against the wall by his Lefty paymasters as soon as convenient.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 09, 2019 06:34 AM (5Yee7)

21 Former Fleetwood Mac guitarist Lindsey Buckingham underwent emergency open heart surgery last week that left him with damaged vocal cords.


How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?


https://tinyurl.com/y4edsrsf

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

22 Happy birthday Vic!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (EZebt)

So that's why everybody is assembled at the Great Pyramid.....

Posted by: Miklos, where is 4 degrees cooler than Vic's at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (zCyNd)

23 Five yoot thugs in a stolen car shoot and kill a Nashville musician in his own yard during a robbery. I am not sure because I haven't checked the laws in SC on this lately but that would have qualified as a 'lynching murder' in the old codes a few years ago and it would have made them eligible for the death penalty.


https://tinyurl.com/yycd5ayn

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

24 VA's Democrat LT governor has a second sexual assault allegation against him now.


https://tinyurl.com/yycd5ayn

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

25 1222 1218 Whittaker testimony: If someone found a particularly primo video of that, please link it. I see about a bazillion possibilities online.
Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 06:09 AM (gbepJ)

** I think Breitbart's got some - so pop onto the site to get a taste. It was classic. Especially the "Da Fuh?" expression on Whitaker's face. Absolutely classic. If every Trump witness takes a cue from that - we will have no end of material for memes.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 09, 2019 06:17 AM (D7exD)

Thanks, PR.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (gbepJ)

26 Rep. Shitty Sheila Lee (C-Texas) doesn't like the acting AG's humor at the House committee Kangaroo Court and Witch-hunt follies. It isn't a humor you idiot commie.


https://tinyurl.com/yyplpmap

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

27 Recall that I posted the names of the so-called Republicans on that joint committee on 'The Wall' and that they were ALL RINOs and DIABLOs? Well they have reached another one of those 'deals' I talked about last week. No word on what they get back in return. Its the patented Republican sell-out all over again. I do hope Trump tells them to ESAD.


https://tinyurl.com/y6b264t7

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

28 RIP Albert Finney of Tom Jones fame at 82.


https://tinyurl.com/y4657fsw

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

29 Revolting Rivera defended New York NY commie AOC's new Green New Deal on Fox Friends Friday, calling it idealistic and aspirational. Fox has long kept this asshole after his 'use by date' expired. Of course Fox has moved further to the left now and isn't a whole lot better than the alphabets.


https://tinyurl.com/y5uptedd

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

30 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y4sd7xdx


And that's it for today. And GD this new version of noscript.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

31 Posted by: Miklos, where is 4 degrees cooler than Vic's at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (zCyNd)

We have achieved full intersectionality of memes!

Today will be a good day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 06:38 AM (EZebt)

32 14
Happy birthday Vic!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 06:31 AM (EZebt)

Ah can't cross the memes. That one's JJ's.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

33 Vic-

And people, out of willfull ignorance, conflate the Senate McCarthy hearings with the House (HUAC).

Posted by: Miklos, who gave Nixon 25 cents in 1972 at February 09, 2019 06:38 AM (zCyNd)

34 How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?

I wonder if they had to intubate him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 06:38 AM (fTQ1B)

35 Thanks Vic.


Oh...and Gillibrand continues to impress with her well oiled political machine.

https://tinyurl.com/yxho9alg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 06:39 AM (cqNba)

36 21: laryngoscope trauma

Posted by: sawhorse at February 09, 2019 06:39 AM (ARGoY)

37
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2019 06:40 AM (LsBY9)

38 WTFO?? headed to 2 YO bday party later. Thinking about 3 nice IPAs should dull the senses enuf!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v)

39 Albert Finney passed away at 82. Ya know, 82 used to seem really old. Not so much these days.

Posted by: JTB at February 09, 2019 06:41 AM (bmdz3)

40 Sheila Jackson Lee has an excess of bodily humours.

Posted by: Miklos the medieval barber at February 09, 2019 06:41 AM (zCyNd)

41 We have lost out temporary Indian Summer Winter here starting today. It is back into the cold ass shit for a long time now.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

42 Jonah is a good man. He provides his wife a stable of magnificent bulls second to none...my wife just loves his boner loner program!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at the bullshed at February 09, 2019 06:42 AM (yhf6w)

43 'Gillibrand' and 'well-oiled' might have been something 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 06:43 AM (fTQ1B)

44 33
Vic-



And people, out of willfull ignorance, conflate the Senate McCarthy hearings with the House (HUAC).

Posted by: Miklos, who gave Nixon 25 cents in 1972 at February 09, 2019 06:38 AM (zCyNd)

Yep, that one was Nixon's.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

45 headed to 2 YO bday party later. Thinking about 3 nice IPAs should dull the senses enuf!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Kids that young usually prefer Pilsners

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)

46 28 RIP Albert Finney of Tom Jones fame at 82.


https://tinyurl.com/y4657fsw
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

***

That is very sad. One of my personal favorites, both the actor himself, and his version of Tom Jones.

Very sad.

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 09, 2019 06:44 AM (D7exD)

47 >>>How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?

https://tinyurl.com/y4edsrsf

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)


They stick that thing down one's throat in order to keep the airway open. After all the coke and stuff they probably weren't in the best shape and age.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2019 06:44 AM (ePWRo)

48 'Gillibrand' and 'well-oiled' might have been something 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 06:43 AM (fTQ1B)

They say CBD oil cures all ills.

CBD has been suspiciously silent.

Posted by: Miklos, supplementing at February 09, 2019 06:45 AM (zCyNd)

49 Kids that young usually prefer Pilsners
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 06:43 AM (8ikIW)

They can do like I did grow up and mow yards for beer money!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

50 Fingers crossed that after a week the cold/flu/bronchial thing is done for me.

I'm tired of feeling crappy

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 06:46 AM (8ikIW)

51 They can do like I did grow up and mow yards for beer money!
Posted by: rhennigantx

I mowed yards and delivered papers too.
Now, both jobs are ones that Americans won't do

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

52 They can do like I did grow up and mow yards for beer money!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

*case filed for retroactive Child Custody Services*

Posted by: VA and NY jurisdictions at February 09, 2019 06:47 AM (zCyNd)

53 I mowed yards and delivered papers too.


Paper?

Oh....paaaperrr

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 09, 2019 06:48 AM (zCyNd)

54 If only we had a large scale experiment in wind based electricity

JoNova notes that electricity prices have spiked to $13,440 MWh, or $13.44 / KWh. Wind power is only producing 7% rated capacity.

The rolling blackouts make a mockery of South Australian government assurances in December, that the state of South Australia has sufficient thermal power capacity to meet requirements.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

55 "JUST IN: Literally 27 minutes before it was set to begin,
[Gillibrand's] campaign sends out notice her event here at SCSTATE1896
has been canceled," Associated Press reporter Meg Kinnard tweeted.


How To Sound Like An Airhead, Lesson 1.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 06:49 AM (fTQ1B)

56 Nobody gets newspapers anymore.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:49 AM (mpXpK)

57 >>> Fingers crossed that after a week the cold/flu/bronchial thing is done for me.

Same here. Plans for the weekend include naps.

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:50 AM (/m5Se)

58 53 I mowed yards and delivered papers too.


Paper?

Oh....paaaperrr
Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 09, 2019 06:48 AM (zCyNd)

I had a paper rack route. Kind of funny paying for everything with stacks of quarters!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

59 54
If only we had a large scale experiment in wind based electricity



JoNova notes that electricity prices have spiked to $13,440 MWh, or
$13.44 / KWh. Wind power is only producing 7% rated capacity.



The rolling blackouts make a mockery of South Australian government
assurances in December, that the state of South Australia has sufficient
thermal power capacity to meet requirements.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

My company put up a wind turbine in NC in the mountains as a test. After 6 months they tore it down. Every person within 5 miles complained of the noise and the electricity generated was shit.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

60 Perhaps y'all may remember that last month Baltimore voted to disarm all the uniformed and sworn School Police while inside of the city schools.

For safety.


Yeh.....about that.


https://tinyurl.com/y3wo952m


Only reason this ended not being much worse is the School Police leadership visiting at the time WERE armed, and capable of responding within moments.

But hey...it's for the chirruns
And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 06:52 AM (cqNba)

61 If only we had a large scale experiment in wind based electricity

I had an ad pop up for some electric company wanting to give me juice for cheaper then Com Ed.
Even better, it was all renewable electrics too. Solar, wind, and hydro.
In Northern Illinois too.
I'm not sure if they put a filter on somehow or what.

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

62 Literally 27 minutes before it was set to begin,
[Gillibrand's] campaign sends out notice her event here at SCSTATE1896
has been canceled,

Damn. Gillibrand in SC?

Had my whole day planned around that.

Posted by: Miklos, way down along the Pee Dee River at February 09, 2019 06:52 AM (zCyNd)

63 I had a paper rack route. Kind of funny paying for everything with stacks of quarters!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at February 09, 2019 06:53 AM (zCyNd)

64 Damn. Gillibrand in SC?

Had my whole day planned around that.
Posted by: Miklos, way down along the Pee Dee River at February 09, 2019 06:52 AM (zCyNd)

She had planned a minstrel show blackface revival kind of thingy! had second thots!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

65 Sadly, I knew the murdered musician from Nashville. My nephew is the guitar player with Carverton, and they were planning their first album release next month. So sad and senseless. His parents are dairy farmers in PA. My BIL and SIL are on their way down there now.

Posted by: lilredhen at February 09, 2019 06:54 AM (PFy0L)

66 "Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Ten bucks.
Same as in town

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 09, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba)

67 I never had a paper rout. But my older brother signed us up to sell greeting cards out of one of those ads in the back of comic books. Yes, we were young and stupid.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

68 Had a paper route as a kid.

Hard work for little money.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 06:56 AM (cqNba)

69 My company put up a wind turbine in NC in the mountains as a test. After 6 months they tore it down. Every person within 5 miles complained of the noise and the electricity generated was shit.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

The UK spent (not "invested", spent) billions on an offshore wind turbine project.

Millions went to reassure idiot Brits that it wouldn't bother the fish.

Posted by: Miklos, not making this up at February 09, 2019 06:56 AM (zCyNd)

70 My paper route was the best job I ever had.

No supervisor, out riding my bike before the world woke up, got to be out there for sunrise.

Dang, sign me up.

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 06:59 AM (/m5Se)

71 Pembroke Corgi wagging cute little butt(no tail don't ya know) and reporting for duty.

Posted by: Tuna at February 09, 2019 06:59 AM (jm1YL)

72 Maybe naming children poorly causes crime!

Roniyah McKnight, 14, Diamond Lewis, 15, and Decorrius Wright, 16.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

73 65
Sadly, I knew the murdered musician from Nashville. My nephew is the
guitar player with Carverton, and they were planning their first album
release next month. So sad and senseless. His parents are dairy farmers
in PA. My BIL and SIL are on their way down there now.

Posted by: lilredhen at February 09, 2019 06:54 AM (PFy0L)


They will probably eventually catch those thugs, but I would not count on them being punished to any great extent.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

74 They will probably eventually catch those thugs, but I would not count on them being punished to any great extent.
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

Roniyah McKnight, 14, Diamond Lewis, 15, and Decorrius Wright, 16.

the other 2 are less than 13 YO!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

75 Maybe naming children poorly causes crime!



Roniyah McKnight, 14, Diamond Lewis, 15, and Decorrius Wright, 16.



And all will be cited in statistics as to how the racist system locks up minorities unfairly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 07:03 AM (fTQ1B)

76 It probably has been memory holed, but there was a big discussion in Jet, then Ebony magazines about naming of children in the Community.

Guess we know who won.

Posted by: Miklos, also not making this up at February 09, 2019 07:03 AM (zCyNd)

77 Orwell spoke of the programmed rage of the proles being flipped on like a switch and directed at any target like a blowtorch in the hands of the Party. Amazing how prescient the man was.

Posted by: doomed at February 09, 2019 07:04 AM (8Fk0r)

78 >>> Pembroke Corgi wagging cute little butt

We'll need pictures to verify.

Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2019 07:04 AM (/m5Se)

79 Amazing how prescient the man was.
Posted by: doomed at February 09, 2019 07:04 AM (8Fk0r)

#13
"Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it."

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

80 gotta go,brother just called.

Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 07:07 AM (mpXpK)

81 18 below in central WI (but no wind), looks like this will be the coldest we'll see until next winter.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 09, 2019 07:07 AM (4thlk)

82 CNBC Headline

NASTY Surprise for tax filers on refund

last year 2035
this year OMG 1865!

Holy shite thats like 170 bucks! Like as much as a 1960 house note.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

83 I've been in and out of the news this week. I see the headlines this morning that theirs pics of Joy Behar in blackface.
I bet the CC's on the view really raked her over the coals before she resigned.

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

84 There's not theirs

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

85 83 I've been in and out of the news this week. I see the headlines this morning that theirs pics of Joy Behar in blackface.
I bet the CC's on the view really raked her over the coals before she resigned.
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 07:08 AM (8ikIW)

I wonder if she also did a big old black bush to match? Now that would be funny!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

86 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2019 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

87 Any photos of Lizzy Warren in Pale-Face?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)

88 I wonder if she also did a big old black bush to match? Now that would be funny!
Posted by: rhennigantx

It was a nekkid pic?

Yowza!

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 07:11 AM (8ikIW)

89 87 Any photos of Lizzy Warren in Pale-Face?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)

My guessing she went in pale face to get the UT law job!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

90 >>>18 below in central WI (but no wind), looks like this will be the coldest we'll see until next winter.

Up to 1 here SE WI, not as windy as yesterday tho.

Upper 20s on monday. Woo hoo heat wave!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2019 07:11 AM (Z/jzm)

91 Any photos of Lizzy Warren in Pale-Face?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:10 AM (cqNba)



All

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at February 09, 2019 07:12 AM (zCyNd)

92 She seems nice.


Level headed as well.

Just the temperament that we need in government.
https://tinyurl.com/yykw6kku

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)

93 Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D., Minn.) regularly left employees in tears and at one point hit an aide with a binder after throwing it in anger, according to former staffers

Very evil vile people in office! Can you imagine someone getting away with this in a private business office?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

94 Salty...

You see my link to the Baltimore school shooting this morning?

I know you like to share with folks you interact with.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:14 AM (cqNba)

95 I like an early start.

Five miles, an hour in the gym, two hours in the pool (new personal best in butterfly).

Also, I just put pink pussy stickers on that kid Gorsuch's door and coffee mug in the break room.

Gonna be GREAT!!!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at February 09, 2019 07:15 AM (zCyNd)

96 VIA

we must think alike! I also hear that

Each year, an average of half of Mrs. Jackson Lees staff quits

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

97 Gotta say that I support Miss Lindsey on this.

'Let's Vote!!!'


https://tinyurl.com/y8jc7gx3

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

98 Lindsey B'ham was 86'd from the Mac recently. He's quite a good guitarist actually. I expect all the Peruvian marching powder is starting to take its toll on our 70s Rock Gods. Can't be good for the ole ticker.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2019 07:17 AM (BmG3e)

99 "VIA

we must think alike!"

The Horde Mind.

It's not just a slogan.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)

100 Very evil vile people in office! Can you imagine someone getting away with this in a private business office?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

Well, the consensual context....oh...read that as "orifice"

Posted by: J. Fairfax, who skipped the rape law class at Duke at February 09, 2019 07:18 AM (zCyNd)

101 A first year Batman Tv show is on.

Burt Ward looks like he's 15. He was 21 at the time



Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

102 "Very evil vile people in office! Can you imagine someone getting away with this in a private business office?"


I thought maybe some of her staff were just a bunch of whiners that never were yelled at before but she's got some anger control issues. I've been known to get pissed and do some yelling at co-workers but never threw stuff at people.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 09, 2019 07:20 AM (4thlk)

103 Damn. Gillibrand in SC?

Had my whole day planned around that.
Posted by: Miklos, way down along the Pee Dee River at February 09, 2019 06:52 AM


If I were going to SC, that would be something to plan the day around. That, and 'que.

Nah, just 'que.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 07:20 AM (DMUuz)

104 Gotta say that I support Miss Lindsey on this.

'Let's Vote!!!'

Yep. Lindsey reelection campaign is underway.

Posted by: Miklos, on the Saluda River, actually at February 09, 2019 07:20 AM (zCyNd)

105 Very evil vile people in office! Can you imagine someone getting away with this in a private business office?

Posted by: rhennigantx

It's amazing how many will put up with it working for public office people. A lot of them as unpaid or very low paid "interns"

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2019 07:21 AM (8ikIW)

106 If I were going to SC, that would be something to plan the day around. That, and 'que.

Nah, just 'que.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 07:20 AM (DMUuz)

Had I actually known, I would have gone, and probably ...enjoyed.

Frustrated Heh.

Posted by: Miklos, on the bank of Saluda River, actually at February 09, 2019 07:23 AM (zCyNd)

107 "Lindsey B'ham was 86'd from the Mac recently."


They replaced him with that New Zealand guy from Crowded House, he can't sing anymore either. But neither can Stevie Nicks or Christine McVee. They sound horrible.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 09, 2019 07:23 AM (4thlk)

108 How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?A really rough intubation?

Posted by: JAS at February 09, 2019 07:25 AM (3HNOQ)

109 "Lindsey B'ham was 86'd from the Mac recently."


fine

call me names

H8er


Posted by: Lindsey 2.0.2 at February 09, 2019 07:25 AM (zCyNd)

110 Lets stand firm: #Not1Dollar to DHS, Omar then urges fellow Democrats.

There be more bros in Africa that need to come over and fuck/marry me

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

111 Most excellent!

The newest Alexa skill is alarm with Ralph Northam singing "Zippity Doo Dah"

do not tell Jeff

Posted by: Miklosbot po russki at February 09, 2019 07:27 AM (zCyNd)

112 108 How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?A really rough intubation?
Posted by: JAS at February 09, 2019 07:25 AM (3HNOQ)

Just read the list of things that can happen to you when put under!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:28 AM (JFO2v)

113 And all will be cited in statistics as to how the racist system locks up minorities unfairly.
_______________

Some of these kid criminals may not have hit puberty yet, but they were driving around looking for their next robbery/murder victim in a stolen car, with stolen guns.

Nasty little thugs should be tried as adults, but they probably won't be, and they'll be free in a couple of years to kill again. Which they will.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 09, 2019 07:28 AM (fqUgw)

114 San Franpsycho, I can't believe you get up at 3:30 am.

Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 07:28 AM (U5tDi)

115 @101-

Poor Burt. Can make life kinda tough, in certain ways, on a guy like that going through high school. Always the beloved "baby brother."

At least when I was 21 I looked like a late blooming 18 year old,,, er sumthin'.

Posted by: Once upon a time... at February 09, 2019 07:30 AM (V5Y5S)

116 93 Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D., Minn.) regularly left employees in tears and at one point hit an aide with a binder after throwing it in anger, according to former staffers

Very evil vile people in office! Can you imagine someone getting away with this in a private business office?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

But unlike "binders full of women," this story will not be given big play.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 07:31 AM (gbepJ)

117 Nah, just 'que.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 07:20 AM (DMUuz)

Actually, we don't use the ' before que.

That's fancypants.

Which would also violate the AoS ToS.

I can, however, guide to the best bbq within a 50 mile radius (current favorite-TRUE BBQ)

Posted by: Miklos, kinda smoky in here at February 09, 2019 07:31 AM (zCyNd)

118 Damn...

Cold and windy day today.

Roads are clear though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)

119 97 Gotta say that I support Miss Lindsey on this.

'Let's Vote!!!'

https://tinyurl.com/y8jc7gx3
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

Yay, Lindsey!

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 07:32 AM (gbepJ)

120 Roads are clear though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:31 AM (cqNba)
--------

Good thing.

Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 07:36 AM (U5tDi)

121 Lindsey is one of my senators.


Y'all can't vote for him, you mainly have worse senators.

I wonder what he would say if I asked him about his thoughts and responsibilities to non-S Carolinians.

He did run for President. For about a week.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking leverage at February 09, 2019 07:37 AM (zCyNd)

122 I see our Jonah Goldberg minute-of-hate continues... D.GOOCH

Posted by: GOOCH at February 09, 2019 07:38 AM (Fv97h)

123 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I had already picked it up. But thanks. We are not immune to some of this.

This is our future. The school system, like the FBI, must be changed from the inside to something else. A system that shows America to be the revolutionary hope for mankind. And assimilates children into Americans, not Red Guards.

We need a wholesale change of personnel, especially in the administrative ranks. It all starts with HR. /rant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2019 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

124 Good morning. Still up and just chilling out to a 3-hour "Rivendell music and & ambient sounds" on YouTube. I must say, YouTube is an amazing product, with how much quality content, both professional and homemade, there is to find on there. Really addicting. I think the network and cable stations ought to watch their back. If YouTube just finds a way to integrate Live programming in a way that satisfies TV watching while still maintaining the browse and discover interface, they may well steal the lion's share of ad revenue from station providers.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 09, 2019 07:40 AM (Xqo6t)

125 I've got those threa-ea-ea-ea-ead
Killer-er-er-er-errr
Ba-lue-uesss
Da-da-da-da da-da-da da-da-da dum daaaa daaaa dummmm

Posted by: Once upon a time... at February 09, 2019 07:42 AM (V5Y5S)

126 The versificator will solve all of Jonah's problems while he is in the Ministry of Love.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2019 07:42 AM (Z+IKu)

127 Green Bill:

The resolution calls for "10-year national mobilizations" to
fighting global warming by eliminating all carbon dioxide emissions from
all sectors of the economy, including the power industry, agriculture,
transportation and every building.



Usually commies do it in five.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 07:45 AM (fTQ1B)

128 Northam going to read Root and Ta-Nehisi Coate bullshit stuff and become born again race baiter

Fairfax going study biology and women parts stuff and become freelance gynecologist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:48 AM (JFO2v)

129 Usually commies do it in five.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 07:45 AM (fTQ1B)

Heh.

I have a copy of the Soviet GOSPLAN Five Year Plan from the year of my birth.

To my knowledge, the only success in it was me.

And I wasn't even in the Plan.

Posted by: Miklos, an example of a live birth, but Mama sys, the rest is up to you at February 09, 2019 07:48 AM (zCyNd)

130 Usually commies do it in five.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 07:45 AM (fTQ1B)

And only need to wipe out 10% of population!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

131 Fairfax going study biology and women parts stuff and become freelance gynecologist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:48 AM (JFO2v)

Yup.

Posted by: Otter, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at February 09, 2019 07:49 AM (zCyNd)

132 65 Sadly, I knew the murdered musician from Nashville. My nephew is the guitar player with Carverton, and they were planning their first album release next month. So sad and senseless. His parents are dairy farmers in PA. My BIL and SIL are on their way down there now.
Posted by: lilredhen at February 09, 2019 06:54 AM (PFy0L)

Very sorry, lilredhen.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 07:50 AM (gbepJ)

133 Usually commies do it in five.

===

10 is twice as good!

Actually I think it's designed to constrain the actions of future presidents

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 09, 2019 07:51 AM (z2W2E)

134 And only need to wipe out 10% of population!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

More and more better!

And how do spell stk..stakhands. stakhandsoff...c'mon Google!

Posted by: Notorious AOC at February 09, 2019 07:51 AM (zCyNd)

135 Anxiety dreams and woke up with no husband (he was in his recliner). Ugh. Hope this isn't the start of a new depression cycle.

I read an interesting book about the disturbingly high prevalence of antidepressants and antipsychotics and the *lack* of clinical evidence for their better long-term outcomes than therapy without drugs (esp combined with exercise). I've never taken meds, and after looking at the evidence in that book, I don't think I ever will.

Well, getting close to time to get up and get going on the ol' to do list. See y'all later.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 09, 2019 07:52 AM (rWZ8Y)

136 Crime may be called "random" but it's not much consolation when it occurs. It is difficult for normal, decent people to understand the necessity of being able to protect oneself and family at basically all times. A street not far from where I grew up, a "leafy" street as they like to call it in the news reports, a senseless murder of a man in the 90s, a young couple just taking a walk. Criminals have the advantage of choosing their targets. It wasn't a "robbery gone bad", likely some kind of gang inititiation. How does one get this kind of readiness across to people? I had envisioned an awakening of sorts, but it seems that a lot of people just want to double down on the nonsense. "Gun violence" they like to call it, a wretched term, since it presupposes there are never legitimate uses of a firearm.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2019 07:53 AM (BmG3e)

137 Crime may be called "random"


Criminals are anything but.

Posted by: LaMiklos at February 09, 2019 07:54 AM (zCyNd)

138 "Decorrius Wright"

Aspiring rapper who was just getting his life together will now spend it's life in and out of prison until it's killed one day by it's buddy in the back of the car playing with a 9mm.

Posted by: freaked at February 09, 2019 07:55 AM (UdKB7)

139 114 San Franpsycho, I can't believe you get up at 3:30 am.

Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 07:28 AM (U5tDi)

Is San Franpsycho currently in San Francisco?

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 07:56 AM (gbepJ)

140 Five year plans and New Deals
Wrapped in golden chains
And I wonder, still I wonder

Posted by: Once upon a time... at February 09, 2019 07:56 AM (V5Y5S)

141 Stakhanovite ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 07:56 AM (xH86r)

142 How did Maxine Waters get a name like Maxine Waters?

Don't sound right.

Posted by: sincerely, Fred G. and LaMont Sanford at February 09, 2019 07:58 AM (zCyNd)

143 Apparently, Jake Tapper has a dick.


Who knew?

https://tinyurl.com/y4g8xhg4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:58 AM (cqNba)

144 G'mornin' Horde !

Thanks for the news, Vic.


12 below here, snow tomorrow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 07:59 AM (xH86r)

145 Matt Whittaker is my new hero. His hero name is Stoneman Whittaker.

Looks like the whole bloody wonderful mess (adjournments and all) is here:
youtube.com/watch?v=zDJ9_13zIzc

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 07:59 AM (xxAFD)

146 And I wonder, still I wonder

Why why why why why

Posted by: Del Shannon at February 09, 2019 07:59 AM (zCyNd)

147 I expect a fully report on the NoVaMoMe by Monday morning, and don't forget the cover sheet. I was in the area last month, that's enough.

Posted by: CapeFear at February 09, 2019 07:59 AM (S1zie)

148 Former Fleetwood Mac guitarist Lindsey Buckingham underwent emergency open heart surgery last week that left him with damaged vocal cords.


How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?


https://tinyurl.com/y4edsrsf
Posted by: Vic at February 09, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)



They probably had to intubate him. ie. push a breathing tube down his throat and esophagus.

If it really was emergency surgery, or in an effort to get him to the hospital alive,

it may have been done less than delicately.

Though I doubt the damage was permanent.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 08:00 AM (CRRq9)

149 Stakhanovite ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 07:56 AM (xH86r)

Congratulations Comrade!

Your 20 gramme chocolate ration has been increased to 10 grammes!

Posted by: GOSPLAN at February 09, 2019 08:01 AM (zCyNd)

150 Stakhanovite ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 07:56 AM (xH86r)

Are those the ones that grow up from the floor?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 08:02 AM (AuDw8)

151 Muddy Waters was already taken.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 09, 2019 08:04 AM (95pJH)

152 Two fists of vine and going nowhere

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 08:04 AM (PUmDY)

153 " Muddy Waters was already taken."


Black Betty, as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:04 AM (cqNba)

154 Looks like the whole bloody wonderful mess (adjournments and all) is here:
youtube.com/watch?v=zDJ9_13zIzc

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 07:59 AM (xxAFD)

I just want the "Get Outta My Face" face.

Suitable for t-shirts and posters.

Posted by: Hi, I'm Miklos, and I'm bald *Hi Miklos!* at February 09, 2019 08:05 AM (zCyNd)

155 Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 08:08 AM (xH86r)

156 Just the temperament that we need in government.

https://tinyurl.com/yykw6kku

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)

Sounds like Hillary 2.0. You've got to wonder how people like that get away with it, without one of their employees responding physically eventually. I mean, if somebody threw a hard object at me at work, I wouldn't just sit there and take it.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 08:08 AM (xxAFD)

157
Let me be the first to say that-

Intubating Lindsey Buckingham is the New Hitler!!!!




Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 08:10 AM (CRRq9)

158 'I mean, if somebody threw a hard object at me at work, I wouldn't just sit there and take it.'

I generally kneel instead.

Posted by: Monica at February 09, 2019 08:10 AM (UdKB7)

159 Muddy Waters was already taken.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 09, 2019 08:04 AM (95pJH)

Gonna get you sucka!

Mud what? subpoena!

Don't talk that trash here!

My mudpack was paid by a Private Donor, not at all from Bank of America.

Gonna tip you over! Am I right, brother?

Brother Hank Johnson say we gonna tip you over!

Amen!

Posted by: Miklos, reporting from next week at February 09, 2019 08:10 AM (zCyNd)

160 Good morning all! I slept in today and it felt great!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:11 AM (dUJdY)

161 #70 If you enjoy being up at first light enlist in the Navy I was in. The work never stops, the chow is pretty good, and the sunrises are spectacular.

Posted by: torabora at February 09, 2019 08:13 AM (Y274z)

162 Just the temperament that we need in government.

https://tinyurl.com/yykw6kku

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)

Sounds like Hillary 2.0. You've got to wonder how people like that get away with it, without one of their employees responding physically eventually. I mean, if somebody threw a hard object at me at work, I wouldn't just sit there and take it.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 08:08 AM (xxAFD)



A-holes like that are everywhere.

In this area there's a well-known dentist who's also well-known for throwing dental instruments at his assistants and having screaming fits while treating patients.

For me, that's so unprofessional, I couldn't be a patient there-

yet he does quite well.

Human nature is a funny old thing, ain't it?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 08:14 AM (CRRq9)

163 In this area there's a well-known dentist who's also well-known for throwing dental instruments at his assistants and having screaming fits while treating patients.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 08:14 AM
~~~~~

So you live near Nevergiveup?

Posted by: IrishEi at February 09, 2019 08:16 AM (NtglE)

164 I'm at the condo in Florida, noticed something different....no newspaper delivery in the morning this year. Even old folks don't get a printed paper anymore....

Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2019 08:16 AM (cprq8)

165 Whatever shall they do when they examine the lyrics of James Brown's "It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World" and Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe"?

Posted by: steve walsh at February 09, 2019 08:16 AM (vf96M)

166 Naturalfake, really?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 08:17 AM (PUmDY)

167 In this area there's a well-known dentist who's also well-known for throwing dental instruments at his assistants and having screaming fits while treating patients.


They usually admit no guilt, but pay millions back to Medicaid/Medicare etc. and retire

Posted by: Miklos, seen it at February 09, 2019 08:17 AM (zCyNd)

168 She seems nice.


Level headed as well.

Just the temperament that we need in government.
https://tinyurl.com/yykw6kku
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 07:12 AM (cqNba)


It's been said earlier this week, by Ace and others (and possibly on this thread), this looks SO orchestrated, the hit pieces on these essentially minor Presidential candidates.

They're showing up on lefty sites, and they're so damned specific and clear, it's got to be coming from other Democrats. Got to be.

And if it must be said: This stuff being said about this harpy? Really, I believe it kinda goes with the territory of being a Senatrix, or any other high ranking Democrat fem pol. Being a monster wouldn't ordinarily be considered a character flaw, for these people.

So the claims coming out on this gal, at this time... yeah. Someone wants her dead in the water, before she starts.

They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:18 AM (cY3LT)

169
Posted by: Hi, I'm Miklos, and I'm bald *Hi Miklos!* at February 09, 2019 08:05 AM (zCyNd)

Maybe not what you're looking for, but the questioning by Sheila Jackson Lee at 2:24:00 is hilarious.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 08:20 AM (xxAFD)

170 They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:18 AM (cY3LT)

Pro Tip-

Tracked vehicles will tear up asphalt quickly, but paving stones not.

Posted by: Miklos, seen that too at February 09, 2019 08:20 AM (zCyNd)

171
"Macron démission" (Macron resign)

Week #13, live from Paris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk79SvPH_6Y

It looks to me as if the people are demanding more democracy, less socialism. Plus for Marcron to resign.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:21 AM (jYje5)

172 Whatever shall they do when they examine the lyrics of James Brown's "It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World" and Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe"?
Posted by: steve walsh at February 09, 2019 08:16 AM (vf96M)


Hey, let's go through the entire oeuvre of American blues and soul. The genres basically exist to tell stories of women being evil and how men often have to resort to violence to keep them in line.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:21 AM (cY3LT)

173 Maybe not what you're looking for, but the questioning by Sheila Jackson Lee at 2:24:00 is hilarious.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 08:20 AM (xxAFD)

Thanks but now I have to find the thing.

Posted by: Miklos, seen that too at February 09, 2019 08:22 AM (zCyNd)

174
They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory.


It could be different camps targeting each other, or party leadership clearing the field.

Either way, they don't want 20 bumbling fools out there on stage when this whole thing starts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 08:22 AM (fTQ1B)

175 In the city

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 08:22 AM (PUmDY)

176 Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 08:14 AM (CRRq9)

While treating patients?!? Seriously? Not that that makes it any worse, but it sure is ballsy.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 08:23 AM (xxAFD)

177 Perhaps Gov Klanned Parenthood or Lt. Gov Justin "You Know You Want to Blow Me" Fairfax, maybe either was on somebody's shortlist as VP candidate?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2019 08:23 AM (BmG3e)

178 Whatever shall they do when they examine the lyrics of James Brown's "It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World" and Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe"?
Posted by: steve walsh at February 09, 2019 08:16 AM (vf96M)


"Honey Hush" by Big Joe Turner.....

"Honey, come in this house, stop all that yackety yack
Come in here woman, stop all that yackety yack
Don't make me nervous 'cause I'm holdin' a baseball bat"........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (Z+IKu)

179 They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:18 AM (cY3LT)

Pro Tip-

Tracked vehicles will tear up asphalt quickly, but paving stones not.
Posted by: Miklos, seen that too at February 09, 2019 08:20 AM (zCyNd)


Back in the day, when I was stationed in Germany, the town where we were, they hated us. Absolutely hated us.

But when we were taking the APCs through town, to get to the railhead, for transport to the training areas, it was like WWII all over again for the Germans. Terror and cheering, all at once!

I had a buddy who was a TC (which is NOT what the TC in my nic stands for), would bring candy with him, and toss it to the children, like a galdarned conquering hero. With absolute irony and iron behind the stunt.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (cY3LT)

180 "They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory."

But you have to admit...

it is fun to watch.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (cqNba)

181 To be sure, One candidate will rise from the froth. I don't think Hills will float anymore.

Posted by: freaked at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (UdKB7)

182 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Feeling depressed, but that's my normal state.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2019 08:25 AM (Ki5SV)

183 "Honey, come in this house, stop all that yackety yack
Come in here woman, stop all that yackety yack
Don't make me nervous 'cause I'm holdin' a baseball bat"........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (Z+IKu)

"Now get in that kitchen
Make some noise with the pots and pans"

Posted by: Big Joe for Skip's breakfast at February 09, 2019 08:26 AM (zCyNd)

184 San Franpsycho, I can't believe you get up at 3:30 am.

Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 07:28 AM (U5tDi)

===

I wish I could sleep.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 08:27 AM (EZebt)

185 They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory.
----------------------
It could be different camps targeting each other, or party leadership clearing the field.

Either way, they don't want 20 bumbling fools out there on stage when this whole thing starts.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 08:22 AM (fTQ1B)


I do think, in the ever changing climate of political scrumming, this is new. Even for the Democrats, they're not generally this vicious, and certainly not this early.

And when I say "vicious," I don't mean unfair, somehow. I mean vicious, as in telling honest truth about these rotten human beings.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:27 AM (cY3LT)

186 But when we were taking the APCs through town, to get to the railhead, for transport to the training areas, it was like WWII all over again for the Germans. Terror and cheering, all at once!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (cY3LT)

"Oh, armored vehicles, you know we can't stay mad at you!"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 08:27 AM (AuDw8)

187 Feeling depressed, but that's my normal state.



JJ will cheer you up!

Posted by: Meshugga Miklos at February 09, 2019 08:27 AM (zCyNd)

188 So the claims coming out on this gal, at this time... yeah. Someone wants her dead in the water, before she starts.



They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:18 AM (cY3LT)

---
Morning, everyone!

Regarding the quote above, there "somebody" in question is "somebody else." That is to say Democrats regularly eat their own without having much of a plan.

The last two cycles the Clintons did a decent job of winnowing the field, but now there aren't any prohibitive favorites with that kind of mojo. So they're tearing each other apart. It's what they do best.

The Clintons may make another play, but right now it suits them to lay low, otherwise everyone else would gang-pile on them. Given the fact that Hillary is not out of the legal woods yet by any stretch, the last thing they need is House Dems opening an email investigation into her to get her out of the way.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:27 AM (cfSRQ)

189 Foolish Behaviour, Rod Stewart

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 08:29 AM (fTQ1B)

190 "Oh, armored vehicles, you know we can't stay mad at you!"

Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 08:27 AM (AuDw

*ears pricked*

*kinda like ears*

Posted by: Professional Association of Disease Carrying Armadillos at February 09, 2019 08:29 AM (zCyNd)

191 "It could be different camps targeting each other, or party leadership clearing the field.

Either way, they don't want 20 bumbling fools out there on stage when this whole thing starts. "

Could be a realization that they have pushed things so far to the left that the general Blue Collar voters will reject them.

Or Nancy has realized that the inmates are running the asylum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:29 AM (cqNba)

192 Washington needs an Enema

I just get this sense out here in the cheap seats that the Dems and Rinos are holding court over a great big pile of shit. What can't go on, won't.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2019 08:30 AM (BmG3e)

193 Hubby said last night he's had it with the winters here. We may take the plunge next winter and become snowbirds. It's not cheap but it's doable. Would cost us close to 10 grand for a 3 month stay in AZ. Have to save our butts off during the other 9 months.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:30 AM (dUJdY)

194 Jonah and NRO reveal almost as much about the underlying machination of the ruling class as does Trump. I used to like his writing and found "Liberal Fascism" to be very good. But the writers there, like the DC denizens, don't actually want to accomplish anything. They want to articulate a position. They want to cash a check, like far too many gov't workers, without doing anything productive. In Trump world, you can't make money until you build the hotel, put customers in seats, and provided a service.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 09, 2019 08:30 AM (4zQrR)

195 what a scrunt

Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchars mistreatment of her office staff began more than a decade ago and eventually caused such concerns that in 2015, then-Senate minority leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) spoke to her privately

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:30 AM (JFO2v)

196 Speaking of Goldberg and Kristol (from the top of the post), what's interesting about them is how tone-deaf they are. Kristol in particularly is wrong on everything. Jen Rubin's another person with two left feet.

Did anyone see her attempt to suck up to Alyssa Milano? It was a typical nerd-tries-to-sit-with-cool-kids moment. Milano basically kicked her foot causing Rubin to fall down on the cafeteria floor while everyone laughed at her.

Goldberg is like Flounder trying to get into the Omegas. For a while he pretended that he disdained them and a lot of people (including me) believed the act.

But it's now clear that he'd shine Marmalard's shoes daily if they'd just let him sit at their table once in a while.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:31 AM (cfSRQ)

197 " and eventually caused such concerns that in 2015, then-Senate minority leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) spoke to her privately"

That could explain the black eye and facial bruising.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (cqNba)

198
Fvcking police in Paris just nailed another protester in the face. Cuffing a bunch more.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (jYje5)

199 M, I hardly ever leave the Pacific time zone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (EZebt)

200 Or Nancy has realized that the inmates are running the asylum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:29 AM (cqNba)

You mean...I'm locked in here with YOU??!!!

Posted by: Nansi to AOC at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (zCyNd)

201 198 Fvcking police in Paris just nailed another protester in the face. Cuffing a bunch more.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (jYje5)

Thanks for the reminder. I had completely forgotten the Saturday protests.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:33 AM (gbepJ)

202 Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchars mistreatment of her office staff began more than a decade ago and eventually caused such concerns that in 2015, then-Senate minority leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) spoke to her privately

She seems nice.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:33 AM (dUJdY)

203 M, I hardly ever leave the Pacific time zone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (EZebt)

We're always mentally in Tahiti.

Well. Most.

Posted by: Miklos, it's Mai Tai Hour somewhere at February 09, 2019 08:34 AM (zCyNd)

204 Here's the greatest show you've never seen:

"Top Knot Detective"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5beORpWckUU


Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 08:34 AM (CRRq9)

205 AH, you make the Clintons sound like monsters

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 08:34 AM (PUmDY)

206 WaPo: Scuffles at Paris yellow vest protests

I read that as "Souffles".

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:35 AM (gbepJ)

207 "They're paving the way for somebody, and I DON'T believe it's Hillory."
---------------------------------
But you have to admit...

it is fun to watch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:24 AM (cqNba)


For now.

Ever see the Dinsey CGI kiddie movie, Dinosaurs?

There's a scene early on, where everything is wonderful, and you have monkeys and dinosaurs living in paradise, then one night a meteor shower starts. At first, every critter is transfixed at the light display. It's beautiful to watch.

Then the meteors start to fall out of the sky... and suddenly it's panic and chaos, as fire and destruction rains down on them.

That's what I'm wondering, with this election coming up. Is this the pretty sparkle, before the balls of fire come down on our heads?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2019 08:35 AM (cY3LT)

208 How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?

Since it was emergency surgery they probably had to insert a breathing tube down his throat. That is how you get that damage.

Posted by: An Observation at February 09, 2019 08:35 AM (7/K7c)

209 I expect a fully report on the NoVaMoMe by Monday morning, and don't forget the cover sheet. I was in the area last month, that's enough.

Posted by: CapeFear at February 09, 2019 07:59 AM (S1zie)


Dude, have you learned nothing?

What happens at a MoMee...

Stays at teh MoMee!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:35 AM (f3oO4)

210 Could be a realization that they have pushed things so far to the left that the general Blue Collar voters will reject them.



Or Nancy has realized that the inmates are running the asylum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:29 AM (cqNba)

---
Or they really are that crazy.

I'm amazed that people persist in assuming that deep down politicians are really super-smart. They aren't. There are still some savvy operators, but the old generation of slick operators is gone. Those guys were cold-eyed killers, since most had served in WW II or Korea.

Now we've got the TV generation, whose skill set is reading talking points and who are surrounded with suck-ups. Klochbar is not unique. There are lots of dysfunctional people in politics who survive solely because the reporters agree to keep their secrets in exchange for various kinds of bribes (or out of party loyalty).

The interesting thing is that the bubble works against them from time to time. I think they really do think that the nation hungers for a Ten Year Plan. All their staffs say so, and so do the reporters they talk with.

That's why they're jumping out in front of it. Pelosi packing the committee with energy-beholden reps isn't pragmatic, it's about maximizing graft, which is the one thing she's good at.

Occam's Razor, etc.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:36 AM (cfSRQ)

211 199 M, I hardly ever leave the Pacific time zone.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 08:32 AM (EZebt)

Sorry about the sleeping problems. Or, the awakening problems.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:37 AM (gbepJ)

212 "Is this the pretty sparkle, before the balls of fire come down on our heads?"

SMOD?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)

213 208, plausible

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 08:37 AM (PUmDY)

214
Would cost us close to 10 grand for a 3 month stay in AZ. Have to save our butts off during the other 9 months.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:30 AM


Check with your homeowners insurance agent. Leaving your home unattended for a period like that *may* nullify your insurance.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:37 AM (jYje5)

215 What happens at a MoMee...

Stays at teh MoMee!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:35 AM (f3oO4)

Better yet, get in one Dem politician, and


NOTHING

WHAT?

NOTHING

Posted by: Miklos, at the juncture of truth and Rue Bourbon at February 09, 2019 08:38 AM (zCyNd)

216 Clowns! Minstrels!! Gillibrand!!!

Posted by: Whatever at February 09, 2019 08:39 AM (ZCD4H)

217 "What happens at a MoMee...

Stays at teh MoMee!"

Well, there was that one time.

But the video evidence was lost when the storage unit mysteriously caught fire the next week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:39 AM (cqNba)

218 Stays at teh MoMee!"

Well, there was that one time.


I thought we all agreed to call that "band camp"

Posted by: Miklos, this one time at February 09, 2019 08:40 AM (zCyNd)

219 205
AH, you make the Clintons sound like monsters



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 08:34 AM (PUmDY)

---
How so? A classic play is to hold back in a crowded field and let the smaller candidates destroy each other.

I think Ace had made the monster case already.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (cfSRQ)

220 196 Speaking of Goldberg and Kristol

Very evil men! Much like the preacher of prosperity and wealth using their position to collect tithes and offerings. Bible says it is better to never be born or tie a millstone around your neck than to lead someone astray!

The NeverTrumpers are Benny Hins and Joel Olstein type charlatans preaching conservativism but loving that cheap illegal labor and deciding how government subsidies get doled out.

Watching those preening do-gooders is not even funny anymore. It is just sad that they would chose socialism and rule of mobs over freedom and free markets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (JFO2v)

221 Les Gilets Jaunes are now carrying the Venezuelan flag in support of the people opposed to Maduro.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (IwKRB)

222 I thought I saw a reference to a NoVaMoMe in one episode of The Blacklist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)

223
Paris:
Somebody just tossed a fire bomb at the cops. A lot of rocks and bottles being thrown at them.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (jYje5)

224 Late to the Party, but IIRC, the last Congressional Investigation to actually uncover some truth was that of Senator McCarthy. Sadly, the truth it uncovered was that he had vastly underestimated the number of Commies that had penetrated all levels of government.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:42 AM (f3oO4)

225 "A lot of rocks and bottles being thrown at them."

Single stream recycling.

It's the new thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)

226 I think Ace had made the monster case already.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (cfSRQ)

It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
The monster mash, and it's an electoral smash
It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash

Posted by: Bobby "Miklos" Pickett at February 09, 2019 08:43 AM (zCyNd)

227 What happens at a MoMee...

Stays at teh MoMee!"



I hear you..... how much?? We have deep pockets.

Posted by: National Enquirer at February 09, 2019 08:44 AM (ZCD4H)

228 221 Les Gilets Jaunes are now carrying the Venezuelan flag in support of the people opposed to Maduro.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (IwKRB)

Thank you for translating!

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:45 AM (gbepJ)

229 Mornin' Horde! Thanx for the chuckles this fine Saturday!

Posted by: missguided sailorguy at February 09, 2019 08:45 AM (Q5R7z)

230 I do think, in the ever changing climate of political scrumming, this is new. Even for the Democrats, they're not generally this vicious, and certainly not this early.

--

I truly believe Trump has brought out the deep ugly, hatred within them all. They're basically out of control and unable to contain their emotions. The unusual viciousness is just a symptom of their TDS, which is btw, waay worse than BDS.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 09, 2019 08:45 AM (JoUsr)

231 I thought I saw a reference to a NoVaMoMe in one episode of The Blacklist.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)


You'll note that "that" episode has been erased from the YouTubes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:45 AM (f3oO4)

232 If ONLY Democrats (street and politician) paid Progressive Socialist Democrat taxes, and were subject to nanny-life-coach environmentally Progressive Socialist Democrat property laws... there would be no Democrats, all feigned altruism aside.

Posted by: A Mung Rag for The Masses at February 09, 2019 08:46 AM (I6S+U)

233 223 Paris: Somebody just tossed a fire bomb at the cops. A lot of rocks and bottles being thrown at them.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (jYje5)

jeez

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:46 AM (gbepJ)

234 On the crowded plane flying down to Tampa, the guy ahead of me was reading the WP...Caught a few headlines, can't see how anyone could read that shit. He left it behind on the seat when we got off, almost picked it up, first one I have ever seen in the printed form...

Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2019 08:46 AM (cprq8)

235 You'll note that "that" episode has been erased from the YouTubes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:45 AM (f3oO4)

Freemasons or Rosicrucians?

Gotta know.

Posted by: Miklos the Templar at February 09, 2019 08:48 AM (zCyNd)

236 In case anyone here needs a video feed of the Paris yellow vest protests:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1KKH4S3x5w

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:48 AM (gbepJ)

237 > My paper route was the best job I ever had.


Let me guess: you had one where the newspaper was responsible for collections.

Because collecting sucked. Big time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 08:48 AM (0OWcv)

238 194
Jonah and NRO reveal almost as much about the underlying machination of
the ruling class as does Trump. I used to like his writing and found
"Liberal Fascism" to be very good. But the writers there, like the DC
denizens, don't actually want to accomplish anything. They want to
articulate a position. They want to cash a check, like far too many
gov't workers, without doing anything productive. In Trump world, you
can't make money until you build the hotel, put customers in seats, and
provided a service.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 09, 2019 08:30 AM (4zQrR)

---
Well yes. Trump is The Great Revealer.

Turns out, the Conservative Establishment never wanted to win and they value their Beltway social circle more than any of the policies they champion.

I don't find that particularly shocking, actually. What I do find shocking is how inept they are at trimming their sails to the new wind. Goldberg's become a caricature of himself.

If Ace hacked his Twitter account to make fun of him, he couldn't have done a better job of destroying his reputation than was Jonah is doing all on his own.

The left has always been an amalgam of accelerating radicalism mixed with the pure unfettered persuit of power. Conservatives are the ones supposed to be steadfast and unflinching, the rock on which their waves of crazy break.

And yet Rubin and Goldberg and company are figuratively running after the Red Brigades waving their hands and begging to surrender - only to be ignored because it's now clear that they don't count.

Oh sure, they get some ink and TV time when they bash Trump, but that doesn't move the needle anymore. It's a fascinating thing to watch.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:48 AM (cfSRQ)

239 Because collecting sucked. Big time.


TWO DOLLARS

Posted by: Miklos, because I had to at February 09, 2019 08:49 AM (zCyNd)

240 Well all you lucky ones attending the MoMee this weekend I'm very jealous. I would love to have been there. Still planning on the one in October though. I heard Ben throws one hell of a shindig.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:49 AM (dUJdY)

241 Ah, that Nood smell

Posted by: Miklos, because I had to at February 09, 2019 08:50 AM (zCyNd)

242 On the crowded plane flying down to Tampa, the guy ahead of me was reading the WP...Caught a few headlines, can't see how anyone could read that shit. He left it behind on the seat when we got off, almost picked it up, first one I have ever seen in the printed form...

Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2019 08:46 AM (cprq


I buy one Sunday edition of the WaPO on Thanksgiving weekend...

I find I can start and re-start the wood stove for the entire season with that one edition. Funny, I've never read it!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:50 AM (f3oO4)

243 Let me guess: you had one where the newspaper was responsible for collections.



Because collecting sucked. Big time.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 08:48 AM (0OWcv)

You carried a book on collection day, and tore out a little piece of paper with the date on it, and gave it to the person when you got the money....I remember that well!

Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2019 08:51 AM (cprq8)

244 LOTS of anti-Semitic comments on the live feed live chat of the Paris yellow vests protests at Sputnik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5vryRyOB4

Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:51 AM (gbepJ)

245 I heard Ben throws one hell of a shindig.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:49 AM (dUJdY)


Just be sure to listen to the moose out front!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 08:51 AM (f3oO4)

246 Former Fleetwood Mac guitarist Lindsey Buckingham underwent emergency
open heart surgery last week that left him with damaged vocal cords.

How in the Hell do you damage vocal cords in heart surgery?
Damage to the recurrent laryngeal nerve
https://tinyurl.com/mpdgfp2

Posted by: stumck at February 09, 2019 08:52 AM (IpZ/y)

247 RIP Albert Finney of Tom Jones fame at 82.



The old man's still an artist with a Thompson ...

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at February 09, 2019 08:53 AM (yQpMk)

248 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 09, 2019 08:53 AM (yQpMk)

249 Y'all, I SAID NOOD.

And drunk.

Posted by: Mating call of the Southern Sorority Nood Caller at February 09, 2019 08:54 AM (zCyNd)

250 Watching those preening do-gooders is not even funny anymore. It is just sad that they would chose socialism and rule of mobs over freedom and free markets.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (JFO2v)



Well, the Godfather of all this is Karl Rove.

And I guess that would make "W" his avatar.

Back in the 90s, he was telling everyone that Reaganism was dead and, in essence, what Americans wanted was Free Shit.

The Republicans edge in all this was to be instead of giving away Free Shit Stupidly like the Dims, they would give away Smart Free Shit.

So, all that olde-fashioned stuff like liberty, individual freedom, free speech, Constitutionalism, etc went into the garbage in favor of Free Shit, mainly to GOPe bigwigs, that would generate more graft and high paying jobs after their "service" in Congress.

Win win win - for everyone but the taxpayer and middle and working classes and the Constitution.

This is why they hate Trump so much.

He's not endangering their rice bowls so much as all the yummy yummy gravy that gets slopped all over their rice bowls.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:01 AM (CRRq9)

251 "He's not endangering their rice bowls so much as all the yummy yummy gravy that gets slopped all over their rice bowls.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:01 AM (CRRq9) "



Some French nobleman back in the 1770's or 1780's said, about hanging out at the court of Louis XVI
"It was raining gold; all the world held out their hands, and I held out my hat".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 09:36 AM (xH86r)

252 Being a student of French history, after they got rid of the king and queen, revolts have been in since that time. Maybe they need to bring back a King, at least the trains would run on time.

Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2019 09:47 AM (cprq8)

253 Oh, the French did revolts before 1789, they were just quashed with prompt ruthlessness by the government.

Revolutions often succeed because the government starts thinking that the revolutionists have a point.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 09:52 AM (xH86r)

254 Also see the former Romanov dynasty.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 09:54 AM (xH86r)

255 Say anybody seen Ruhtie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (JFO2v)

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