The Morning Report - 2/8/19

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Good morning kids. Friday and (you guessed it) "what a week it's been!" As if the public implosion of the Virginia Democrat Party leadership over blackface, sexual assault and the Mengele-esque offhanded promotion of state-sanctioned infanticide weren't enough, we had them plus the national media and Party desperately attempting to spin or obfuscate or assign the blame to Trump and conservatives for all of these hideous sins. And the cherry on top of the 12-scoop Diet Coke float was the President's State of the Union speech that will go down as one of the best (the best!) ever given, in terms of tone, substance and the optics of forcing the Democrats in attendance to look like the total deranged fools that we here know them to be.

Starting from the top, right now, the state of play with the Dems in Virginia is batten down the hatches and try to ride out the storm until the Media can provide cover with the next scandal, real or imagined that comes along, preferably one involving a Republican or Conservative. A plane disappearing due to climate change up Don Lemon's black hole would be ideal. Of course Palsi Pelosi's rattled her dentures with a statement that had some truth to it vis a vis the blackface not damaging her party's image. I rate that as true since her party's image and reputation is one of racists, terrorists and thieves with a tyrannical streak a mile wide. But of course, her party is also the party now of bust-out, in your face post-birth infanticide. Hmm. I thought that that a woman's right to choose was a pillar of their policy. Why the silence on that, Schmancy? As the other links illustrate, the Democrats are being hoisted on their own huge-ass petard of identity politics for all the world to see. Hopefully, its collective eyes are wide open to it.

The other big story of the day is Alexandria Ocasio-TacoRosado's - now officially to be referred to by one of Ace's best nicknames evah, Breakfast Club Evita - Green New Deal. All I can say is, my promise of eliminating homework when I ran for 4th grade class president at PS 152 was more reality-based and practical than this utter insanity. I'm less a fan of Ben Stein these days than I once was but he nailed it when he said "she doesn't know her ass from her elbow" on Cavuto's show. The bill, I think, is co-sponsored by the shambling bi-pedal fistula known as Ed Markey. And by the way, click HERE and HERE and check out both Mark Steyn and Dr. Judith Curry absolutely destroying this jagoff crooked mutt at a "climate change" hearing I believe related to the Paris Accords which President Trump thankfully got us the hell out of.

And as the Democrat 2020 presidential front runners and others quickly pile in to this electric klown kart destined for the giant Socialist cliff, Breakfast Club Evita made a giant whoopsie by first affirming that her plan was not a giant government takeover and then openly admitting it was less than an hour later. Well, you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, or wind in her case. Most of the links to this are in the Red Green section with a couple scattered here and there that delve into other aspects that this madness touches upon.

Immigration and Amnesty naturally remain a key topic so first up, contrary to the President's remarks on increasing legal immigration, that has the negative effect of subjecting millions of Americans to foreign competition for their livelihoods, Matt Gaetz slaps around Cuomo the Lesser over illegal aliens and gun violence, Breakfast Club Evita is hot and horny to abolish/defund ICE, and two essays underscore how big beautiful walls throughout history have worked to secure nations from both invaders and diseases such as Los Angeles is now being plagued with.

And as the Media tries doing a Stepin Fetchit number in Virginia, the SCOTUS has blocked restrictions on abortion in Louisiana with Chief Justice Erring Crockovich now acknowledging his position as the new Anthony Kennedy; hell, the new Bader-Meinhoff since Kennedy was at least a 40-60 proposition. And yes, if there is any vestige of fealty to the Lord left in the hierarchy of the Catholic Church, it must excommunicate Andrew "Cui-Bono" Cuomo. Where's Giovanni Savanarola when you really need him?

Civil War 2.0: I let this one slide with the events of the past few days but no more. To paraphrase Ben E. King, there is a dose, of clap, in Spanish Harlem that goes by the name of Nydia Velazquez, and it seems this unctuous puffer fish of a Democrat thug (BIRM) doesn't take kindly to legitimate criticism. In fact she threatened a black teen conservative for the mortal sin of not being able to identify her in a photo from the SOTU speech. And for that crime against humanity, she threatened that "you better be afraid of us." The shameless beast still has the remark up on Twitter. Meh, our speech is violence, their violence is speech. But on a more positive note, the lawyer for the Covington Catholic MAGA kids is hell bent to hit their persecutors where they live. Inshalla.

To politics we go where first in the Democrat police blotter, you want weird, I give you weird: the Madeira, Florida City Commissioner has been forced to resign for, uh, allegedly licking men's faces. Since there is no mention anywhere of her party affiliation it is axiomatic that it - and if you see the picture, "it" fits - is a Democrat, and NY Democrat Greg Meeks pushed a cool $60,000 in campaign funds to a company owned by a staffer's wife. Pure coincidence, nothing to see here, right? Well, the Meeks shall inherit the earth or something.

Elsewhere, fossilized tyrant John Dingell, the longest serving crook in Congress has finally joined the Choir Invisible at age 92. He "inherited" his seat from his father and then passed it on by royal decree to his spawn. And so it goes (*vomit*). Recall in a radio interview his letting the cat out of the bag about Obamacare being needed "to control the people." Condolences to Saint Peter for having to deal with whatever passes for a soul with him. Mike Lee slams Senate Judiciary Dems for their anti-Christian bigotry which made Maizie Hirohito scream "banzai! GI Joe ten dollah, make you hollah!," Kamala-Toe Harris continues fucking the dead and decomposing chicken of healthcare and education as a human right, Ilhan "Bro-Fo" Omar wants to regulate transgender weightlifting or something, American Jews take out an ad in the NY Times to thank PDT for his stance on Joo-hate, yes Howard Schultz should run both as a spoiler to Dems and to highlight their Socialist madness, and a couple of good philosophical essays in the mix in the wake of SOTU regarding the aforementioned madness.

First Amendment, Fake News, Censorship: The NY Times naked airbrushing of MS-13 animals and the silencing of a Rancida T-Labia critic in, of all places, the Jewish bastion of Hallandale, FL.

Mueller Inquisition: Now that the Russia Colluzhnikov myth has been exploded, the fishing expedition on Trump's tax returns starts and "tres gaudy" Trey Gowdy tells Matt Whitaker to blow off Congress. I kind of agree with that, despite the messenger.

Foreign Desk: Venezuela crisis continues with the US envoy telling Maduro to get the hell out, Maduro would rather his people starve than lose power (sounds like he read the Green New Deal) and US SoCom identifies the Venezuelan military as the key to the whole shooting match (oy, phrasing). Meanwhile, GOP leaders are pissing into the wind asking Palsi Pelosi to allow Taiwan's prexy to speak, Israel will host Eurovision Song Contest and the Joo-haters go nuts, and a look at the migrant crisis vis a vis Italy and the EU.

Domestic Policy: Lindsay Graham has the judiciary gavel and the usual Marxists are freaking out that more conservatives will be seated, the identity politics con with Neomi Rao and Patrick Bumtay and Doug Jones says he's cool with William Barr. Does that mean Jones fears the voters or he knows Barr is a Deep Stater? You tell me.

Crime: South Carolina love civil asset forfeiture.

Healthcare: Big Brother and the Holding Company of electronic health records.

Education: Kang must go. No, not the Star Trek Klingon but the UCLA diversity tyrant.

Hither and Yon: Neflix spends $1 million on the life and times of Breakfast Club Evita, Christian Toto on "Deplorable" comics being blackballed, and the SJWs go after enfant terrible chef Gordon Ramsey for wanting to open an "authentic" asian restaurant. The chop suey's totes kosher, so chill!

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: that opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:59 AM




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1 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 08, 2019 07:55 AM (xQfPr)

2 1st?

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 08, 2019 07:55 AM (gC288)

3 Son of a biscuit.. good morning all!

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 08, 2019 07:55 AM (gC288)

4 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 07:55 AM (mpXpK)

5 Not first

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at February 08, 2019 07:56 AM (8ZeGS)

6 Moronin' Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 08, 2019 07:56 AM (kZUVU)

7 Good morning.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 08, 2019 07:57 AM (yqQkf)

8 TGIF! And a happy birthday to JJ!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 07:57 AM (W+vEI)

9 LOL, Another AOC pic. JJ is trying to outdo the number Obama pics on Time Magazine's cover.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

10 Zod Fingerspitzengefuehl.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 07:58 AM (Bdeb0)

11 Happy birthday JJ !

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2019 07:58 AM (De0bg)

12 Occasional Cortex and the rest of the nuts on the left will drag PDT across the finish line in 2020 as long as the RINOs hold the line and prevent impeachment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2019 07:59 AM (VFmRn)

13 HEY CORTEZ! Where's my stuff?

Posted by: Marooned at February 08, 2019 08:00 AM (8hRlF)

14 JJ, I haven't been around much. Did you hear about Biden's pro-segregation stance back when all these (D) blackface photos were cool?

"Joe Biden, weighing a 2020 White House bid, once advocated continued school segregation in the United States, arguing that it benefited minorities and that integration would prevent black people from embracing "their own identity.""

https://tinyurl.com/y9adbm2u

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:00 AM (xyung)

15 15th?

Posted by: FrodoB at February 08, 2019 08:00 AM (NjZfF)

16 If the Green New Deal was actually implemented with the speed and scope it claims to require, it would make Pol Pot's Cambodia look like a walk in the park. Anybody opposing it would have to be dragged out and shot for it to have any chance of working.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:00 AM (sdi6R)

17 Gerry Rivers is especially stupid this morning.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2019 08:01 AM (dUJdY)

18 Now that AOC's backer is getting out from behind the curtains: Oh, look, a connection to the Covington kids set-up!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77txemz

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:01 AM (W+vEI)

19 Cortez is the name of a dead white European male colonizer.

Just saying.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2019 08:01 AM (ZfRYq)

20 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2019 08:01 AM (438dO)

21 "she doesn't know her ass from her elbow"

Here in the South it would be "she doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground".

Or an oblique reference "there is a hole in her front yard with toilet paper around it.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:01 AM (mpXpK)

22 Willowed re: typhus

I wouldn't blame illegals for typhus. That is usually caused by
unsanitary solid waste procedures such as poor outhouses or locating
your well too close to a septic tank.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 07:46 AM (mpXpK)


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We routinely see Diverse People With Divine Sparks of Brown Divinity washing their clothes in the local rivers and lakes and slaughtering goats in their backyards. In town.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (xyung)

23 If the Green New Deal was actually implemented with the speed and scope it claims to require, it would make Pol Pot's Cambodia look like a walk in the park. Anybody opposing it would have to be dragged out and shot for it to have any chance of working.
Posted by: rickl


Yet, we have the guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (eDmrZ)

24 Top 30? Going to be a GREAT Friday!!

WHOOHOO!!

Good morning, Horde, from the best sailing state in the US...Floriduh!!!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (APMW0)

25 I thought Dingellberry died long ago

Kinda the blueprint for RBG, no ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (RZ6R1)

26 John Dingellberry?


*SPIT*

Posted by: logprof at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (e7oj4)

27 The Green New Deal. Like any other scam once the details are discussed support will drop rapidly.

"We'll get rid of all cows." Ooookaaayyy, no milk, cream, butter, or cheese. And you just lost a lot of support. Add the rest together and you see why Nancy sent it off to a "committee" to make a "report" on what should be done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 08:04 AM (hLRSq)

28 If the Green New Deal was actually implemented with the speed and scope
it claims to require, it would make Pol Pot's Cambodia look like a walk
in the park.

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Electric cars for everyone!

(Discovers that the range drops by half in cold weather)

Yay global warming!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:04 AM (xyung)

29 One thing about the Green Deal is that it abolishes airplanes....My God.

Yeah, that's the ticket. What a brainless twit AOC is. Unbelievable.

Hey, she pulled the Green Deal outline from her website is what I read due to the fact that it is receiving MASSIVE ridicule.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 08, 2019 08:05 AM (APMW0)

30 Happy Birthday, J.J., but with this level of girthiness, the presents are ours. Thank'ee kindly!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 08:05 AM (S+CEm)

31 I'd like to read the New Green Deal written by Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:05 AM (xyung)

32 Elsewhere, fossilized tyrant John Dingell, the longest serving crook in
Congress has finally joined the Choir Invisible at age 92. He
"inherited" his seat from his father and then passed it on by royal
decree to his spawn. And so it goes (*vomit*).


Well since you are covering it her but here is what I had intended on posting and I'll leave off the link. Notice how I worded the notice differently than the way normally post a death.

Far left liberal Democrat John Dingle has died.




Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

33 AOC's Five Year Plan, but with more Flaming Clown Boners.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:06 AM (fTQ1B)

34 AOC - All Out Crazy (stolen)

Posted by: Kactus at February 08, 2019 08:06 AM (BRMnL)

35 Re: "Electronic Health Records Give Way to Disasters and Dangerous Intrusions"

Yikes! The hacking/overall risk to privacy was a given (and let's face it, probably an intentional flaw Obama and co. knew could be exploited for political gain), but those downtime stats are frightening!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:06 AM (W+vEI)

36 right now, the state of play with the Dems in Virginia is batten down the hatches and try to ride out the storm until the Media can provide cover with the next scandal, real or imagined that comes along

What puzzles me is that the MFM have been largely silent this week, at least compared to their usual BS. I had expected them to come up with another Scandal of the Century, and talk about it nonstop. But they really haven't latched onto one single proof of Trump's iniquity.

I hope this doesn't mean they're getting a clue about how badly they've been hurting themselves. Maybe it's just that the Dems have been so appalling they can't, that there's just too much. But I'd still expect them to go into deflection mode. In the past they've never given a damn about such little things like truth and relevance.

Or are they gearing up for a big one?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (VaN/j)

37 To paraphrase Ben E. King, there is a dose, of clap, in Spanish Harlem that goes by the name of Nydia Velazquez,

Will we get a parody song from Weird Al?

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (mpXpK)

38 no can be that dumb right?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (0O7c5)

39 The Green New Deal. Like any other scam once the details are discussed support will drop rapidly.

"We'll get rid of all cows." Ooookaaayyy, no milk, cream, butter, or cheese. And you just lost a lot of support. Add the rest together and you see why Nancy sent it off to a "committee" to make a "report" on what should be done.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 08:04 AM (hLRSq)

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No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide. This will be buried in committee, never again to see the light of day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (ffYR/)

40 Occasional-Cortex gets a documentary on Netflix? BWHAHAHAHAH! You have got to be kidding me. Will it be about her upper middle class life and how she suffered? Her medical mystery-level brain waves? How abso-freaking-lutely ridiculous. This child's head can barely fit through the door as it is. Omg, just spare us all from this stupid girl.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (JoUsr)

41 Ocrazy-Eyes is going to make Che Guevara look like Mr. Rogers if the Lefty Billionaires successfully get her into the White House at any point.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 08:08 AM (UnA8+)

42 AOC's advocating Pol Pot's Great Leap Backward.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:09 AM (fTQ1B)

43 >>42 AOC's advocating Pol Pot's Great Leap Backward. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:09 AM (fTQ1B)

We can haz little kids with red bandannas and AK-47s?

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:10 AM (Bdeb0)

44 "We'll get rid of all cows."

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"I've got that already taken care of, you guys. We don't need to get rid of them, you sillies. We just need to tape their butts shut!" -- AOC

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:10 AM (JoUsr)

45 I wish Geraldo would just shut up and go away. He's living in Chagrin Falls. He could take Sunday drives to Middlefield for Amish cheese, go to the apple butter festival in Chardon in the fall, take in a few races at Thistledown. Nope, he has to roam the country and display his smug stupidity to one and all. Retire Jerry Rivers, retire.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 08, 2019 08:10 AM (xzqr4)

46 I rate that as true since her party's image and reputation is one of racists, terrorists and thieves with a tyrannical streak a mile wide.

You know that, and I know that. And so does everyone else here. But there are too many who don't. It's appalling how many people I know who really believe that the Democrats are "the party of the little guy."

LIV understated it. There are a lot of NO Information Voters. And not just in Congress.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 08:11 AM (VaN/j)

47 The upside of no more planes is no more plane crashes. Or bad airlines food. Also, no more security lines at airports. Or expensive parking at airports. Or airports.

So there's that.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM (Bdeb0)

48 47 The upside of no more planes is no more plane crashes. Or bad airlines food. Also, no more security lines at airports. Or expensive parking at airports. Or airports.

So there's that.
Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM (Bdeb0)


With no airports, there goes CNN!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM (/9p9e)

49 S. Carolina Police Agencies Defend Civil Forfeiture Laws as Extra Revenue Streams

It's not just SC, it is all over the country.


In almost all cases such as that when the people who were robbed by the
cops take it to court the judges hae ate the cop's lunches on that shit
and ordered them to return the money. But still the DOJ has not stamped
it out in the federal cases and the States see it as another major
revenue source. The DOJ with sleepy Sessions actually supported this
illegal BS.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

50 Some Friday cuteness:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtlP_q8gOCW/

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:13 AM (W+vEI)

51 The upside of no more cows is no more lactose-intolerance. Also, no more magic mushrooms growing out of cow pat...

Wait. Keep the cows.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:13 AM (Bdeb0)

52 Retire Jerry Rivers, retire.
Posted by: bill

Convince him to announce that he wants to look in Hillary's vault.

That'll be the end of him.

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2019 08:13 AM (De0bg)

53 40 Occasional-Cortex gets a documentary on Netflix?

==

The Ocular Comet Mysteries

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 08:13 AM (BJlbN)

54 Everyone should take a peek at Weird Dave's link in the ONT on the family in OK who is requesting birthday cards be sent to their WWII dad because he loves getting mail, and rarely ever gets it. He turns 93 in April.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxok99p

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:14 AM (JoUsr)

55 Traitor Roberts crosses over to join the liberals, including non-present RBG in blocking a LA abortion law in a 5-4 decision. Of course the article from Fox does not mention RBG at all.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

56 52 Retire Jerry Rivers, retire.
Posted by: bill

Convince him to announce that he wants to look in Hillary's vault.

That'll be the end of him.
Posted by: JT at February 08, 2019 08:13 AM (De0bg)


Hillary's vault. PHRASING.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:14 AM (/9p9e)

57 A paper published in the mid-70's calculated that 4% of America's cyclic-hydrocarbon requirements could be met by processing all the cow flop at feedyards. Imagine what we could do capturing, rather than eliminating, bovine flatulence.

We need to get busy inventing all that stuff that hasn't been invented yet.

/s

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 08:14 AM (S+CEm)

58 Occasional-Cortex gets a documentary on Netflix?


Obviously completely spontaneous and not a coordinated effort at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:14 AM (fTQ1B)

59 Electronic Health Records Give Way to Disasters and Dangerous Intrusions


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EHR's by virtue of elements like cut-and-paste charting (e.g. History of Present Illness or Past Medical History) and automated data population in doctor's notes (e.g. lab results) creates a disconnect between the physician and the patient. That information is not absorbed and incorporated into the physician's working mind; it remains superficial.

EHR's by virtue of how easy it is to include data do not clarify understanding, they obfuscate. Daily Progress Notes, rather than highlighting changes (improvement or decline) in te patient's condition, instead become a redapitulation of the entire hospital course to-date, and are impossible to wade through.

The Health Record becomes a catalog rather than telling a story, the story of you, the patient.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 08:15 AM (m45I2)

60 The sad fact is that Breakfast Club Evita is driving the debate, and it looks like Scott Adams was correct is assessing that she has mad persuasion skills. NOT smarts, NOT achievement, maybe not even staying power, but right now she's got the MSM and DC dancing to her tune as they turn and debate every damn, idiotic thought she blurts out.

Gah, I can't take another Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:15 AM (W+vEI)

61 41
Ocrazy-Eyes is going to make Che Guevara look like Mr. Rogers if the
Lefty Billionaires successfully get her into the White House at any
point.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 08:08 AM (UnA8+)

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No doubt about that. On the other hand, she'll do more for gun sales than even Obama did.
Lizzy's link at 18 is fascinating and scary. I'm surprised Twatter is letting it stay up.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 08, 2019 08:16 AM (XXNQ+)

62 "Breakfast Club Evita" Well done, Ace!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 08:16 AM (AllCR)

63 Having a combatant command designate you as the 'center of gravity' in a crisis is not someone you want to stand close too. That means that there has a been a functional analysis done, and the shortest path to resolving the crisis goes thru you. It also means the full contingency planning process is well along the path and you're Oz.

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 08:16 AM (25Dt7)

64 The Democrats are without question having a tough time. Now, they're not against the ropes, but the cut man is giving them a good workover in their corner. This scares me in a way. I used to think false flag operations were for the tin foil hat crowd, but with the new left wing Commie crop, even the worst is possible.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (xzqr4)

65 If there had been no planes in the first place, Gary Oldman would never have shot that cute POTUS staffer in the head in the movie "Air Force One."

Also, Jimmy Stewart, Richard Attenborough, Ernest Borgnine, and George Kennedy would never have gotten trapped in the Sahara desert.

Also, no Pearl Harbor. So there's that.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (Bdeb0)

66 JJ, a simple request. Can you find and report any news on the Gillet Jeunes and what's going on in France? No reason we Morons need to be gimps in the Manhattan Media black out box. My sense of it is if both Media establishments of Europe and America are rabbit holing it then it is something we should be paying attention to.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (2LelM)

67 Somebody should do a stealth DNA test on Sandy Ocasio. From the looks of her, she's got a lot more "European oppressor" ancestry than "Mesoamerican native" (whatever the hell she thinks that is).

But kudos to her for demonstrating a stunning trifecta of stupidity on Thursday: economically, scientifically, and historically illiterate.

Boston University must be so proud!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (fqUgw)

68 Kamala-Toe Harris continues fucking the dead and decomposing chicken of healthcare and education as a human right

Are we to take it that the dead and decomposing chicken of healthcare and education as a human right is a better lay than Willie Brown?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (VaN/j)

69 I still haven't heard the woman speak.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (n13/j)

70 Hillary's vault. PHRASING.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Either way, that'll be the end of HIM !

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2019 08:18 AM (De0bg)

71 42 AOC's advocating Pol Pot's Great Leap Backward. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:09 AM (fTQ1B)

We can haz little kids with red bandannas and AK-47s?
Posted by: Zod

She's a sharp ho

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 08:18 AM (25Dt7)

72 The cows are not gonna take this lying down. They're already making protest signs that say EAT MOAR BEANS.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:18 AM (zmIJL)

73 This seems like one of those revolutionary moments when the parties unconsciously switch roles, as has happened twice in our history. We may think AOC is a lunatic and a dullard, but she appeals to a coalition of upper-middle class baby boomers and college- debt-encumbered millennials who have exchanged AGW for religion and are highly motivated. The strange thing about this new Democratic coalition is that the Green Deal would be an absolute disaster for the traditional Democratic base--the middle and working classes. Meanwhile Trump is trying earnestly to align the Republican party behind those same folk.

Posted by: Caliban at February 08, 2019 08:19 AM (QE8X6)

74
As to the BB article on immigration the reality is that millions of Americans don't want to work. Period. They'd possible work for $40,000 a year and up, but the benefits they get now net them close to that. Without catching a bus at 5 am every morning and taking another bus back home at 6 pm every day.

If it was not for newly minted citizens, or those now working toward that goal, my wife would be short-staffed on every shift she schedules. It's just that bad.

We got ourselves into this mess and there's no easy, or politically popular way to get ourselves out of it.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 08:19 AM (jYje5)

75 Hillary's vault. PHRASING.


*******

Cobwebs and an empty beer bottle joke in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 08:19 AM (m45I2)

76 The upside of no more planes is no more plane crashes. Or bad airlines food. Also, no more security lines at airports. Or expensive parking at airports. Or airports.

So there's that.
Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM


Zod, you must send the entire staff section that produced, vetted, and edited the above press release to the disciplinary chambers immediately, and should they survive, thence to canal duty, for the heinous omission of the numbah one benefit, the collapse of CNN, due to airport lossage.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 08:20 AM (S+CEm)

77 >>It also means the full contingency planning process is well along the path and you're Oz.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 08:16 AM (25Dt7)

Also means that the NMCC watch desk has almost gotten tired of seeing you on J2 slides. When *they're* bored with you, you're as good as gone.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:20 AM (Bdeb0)

78 She's not advocating anything we haven't seen before in history, and that were absolute disasters with endless human suffering and starvation.

But, hey, that's a commie for you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:20 AM (fTQ1B)

79 JJ, a simple request. Can you find and report any
news on the Gillet Jeunes and what's going on in France? No reason we
Morons need to be gimps in the Manhattan Media black out box. My sense
of it is if both Media establishments of Europe and America are rabbit
holing it then it is something we should be paying attention to.

Posted by: Puddin Head
............
Nobody cares.. A bunch of Frogs out for a Saturday jaunt..
Don't waste J.J.'s time with that crap.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2019 08:21 AM (438dO)

80 Amazing job J.J. ! You knock it out the park every morning!! Thank you for your dedication and hard work!

Posted by: Cheribebe at February 08, 2019 08:22 AM (fnWQo)

81 >>the numbah one benefit, the collapse of CNN, due to airport lossage. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 08:20 AM (S+CEm)

Noted. Done.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:22 AM (Bdeb0)

82
Can you find and report any news on the Gillet Jeunes and what's going on in France? No reason we Morons need to be gimps in the Manhattan Media black out box. My sense of it is if both Media establishments of Europe and America are rabbit holing it then it is something we should be paying attention to.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM


The fella in the link below gets a lot of reporting and videos from France and lately some interesting stuff from Venezuela:

https://twitter.com/sotiridi

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 08:22 AM (jYje5)

83 Kamala-Toe Harris continues fucking the dead and decomposing chicken of healthcare and education as a human right

--

I'd support an early Medicare buy-in for anyone who wants it. Something like $250/month would probably be fair.

The only significant modification is that you as an early-buy-in can't see or be treated by any doctors who graduated from medical school in the US unless you're in some major traumatic event like a car wreck where you're decapitated from the knees down or something similar, and the nurse trainees still remain responsible for most of your care as soon as you're stabilized.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:22 AM (xyung)

84 Last night I was online, and said aloud "How can a grown woman be that stupid?"

My wife responded "What did Occasional Cortex do now?"

Note, not "Who?", just right to the point.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 08:23 AM (VaN/j)

85 >>Boston University must be so proud!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM

The home of Howard Zinn. I remember when Howard was trying to get his friend Marcuse to come in, too. Fortunately John Silber put an end to that, with one arm tied behind his back.

Posted by: Caliban at February 08, 2019 08:23 AM (QE8X6)

86 B.C. Evita hopes everyone will go along with the New New Deal voluntarily, but they have a plan to force you to go along voluntarily if needed.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 08:23 AM (m45I2)

87 Civil forfeiture in South Carolina???, what is wrong with them???, is SC oligarchy controlled too?

Cross them off my list to retire to.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 08:24 AM (xv43o)

88 The sad fact is that Breakfast Club Evita is driving the debate, and it looks like Scott Adams was correct is assessing that she has mad persuasion skills. NOT smarts, NOT achievement, maybe not even staying power, but right now she's got the MSM and DC dancing to her tune as they turn and debate every damn, idiotic thought she blurts out.

--

How much is really mad persuasion skills, or a fawning, uncritical, tongue-bath press who never, ever puts a Democrat on the hot seat? It's very easy (way too easy in our dumbed down country) to be elevated to rock star status within the D party when you have no true, critical analysis of your stupidity or the consequences of your stupidity. And a media far beyond the actual press that is equally slavishly devoted to your ascendance (like Netflix, talk show circuit hosts, etc.)?

I felt this way about Obama. I feel this way about Breakfast Club Evita. It's extremely easy to be a Democrat.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:24 AM (JoUsr)

89 Nobody cares.. A bunch of Frogs out for a Saturday jaunt..
Don't waste J.J.'s time with that crap.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2019 08:21 AM (438dO)


That may be true now, but when the Corsicans get involved, watch out. They can make shit get real very quickly.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (VaN/j)

90 As to the BB article on immigration the reality is that millions of
Americans don't want to work. Period. They'd possible work for $40,000 a
year and up, but the benefits they get now net them close to that.

---

I think it's more than that, honestly. I believe I read welfare pays the equivalent of a $43K/year job on average. Hawaii was over $60K/year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (xyung)

91 "We'll get rid of all cows."



Why is the left advocating for extinction of an entire species?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (eDmrZ)

92 49 days.

Anyone else here not show up for work for 49 days and still have a job?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (RpM6k)

93 48 47 The upside of no more planes is no more plane crashes. Or bad airlines food. Also, no more security lines at airports. Or expensive parking at airports. Or airports.

So there's that.
Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM (Bdeb0)


With no airports, there goes CNN!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:12 AM (/9p9e)


I'm starting to like this idea.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (sdi6R)

94 Breakfast Club Evita made a giant whoopsie by first affirming that her
plan was not a giant government takeover and then openly admitting it
was less than an hour later.


I think she simply doesn't know what she proposes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (Z216Q)

95 All Trump has to do to shut down illegal immigration is propose the Immigration Equalization and Fairness Act.

It will be simple.

All immigration from any county shall be counted equal--legal or illegal--and shall count against that counties quota.

Any county exceeding it's quota will have such quota reduced 10 percent next year.

It's high fucking time the American people know what both parties have been hiding--we let in a shitton of people legally every damned year
Put the lie to "anti-immigrant"
Put the lie to "most illegals are visa overstay"

Expose the lies

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (TN1P5)

96 I think AOC is serving two purposes for the Ds: She attracts young idiots, who think her BS is rational, and she lets the rest of the party come off looking more centrist and level-headed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (fTQ1B)

97 When the next disaster hits a shit hole country, AOC will have us loading relief supplies onto the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, and setting sail.

Posted by: Tawdry Prole at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (thbcn)

98 66 JJ, a simple request. Can you find and report any news on the Gillet Jeunes and what's going on in France? No reason we Morons need to be gimps in the Manhattan Media black out box. My sense of it is if both Media establishments of Europe and America are rabbit holing it then it is something we should be paying attention to.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 08:17 AM (2LelM)


Very reasonable request. Will endeavor to keep that in mind going forward. With all the other meshugas going on, it is easy for the liars to embargo something important like that.

Thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (/9p9e)

99 Electronic health records are another government cluster F*ck. Ever notice how even now when you go to a new doctor you still have to fill out the 8 or 9 pages of forms asking about your health history?
I asked my dad's new doctor about this... doctors don't have access to them so they do the paper forms instead.
Cluster.F*ck....

Posted by: DXO at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (nzKWW)

100 Anyone else here not show up for work for 49 days and still have a job?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (RpM6k)


---

Rested and ready muh frenz!

- John McCain, doing fine, back to DC any day now

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (xyung)

101 87
Civil forfeiture in South Carolina???, what is wrong with them???, is SC oligarchy controlled too?



Cross them off my list to retire to.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 08:24 AM (xv43o)

As I said above, everybody does it, and currently the DOJ supports it thanks to Sessions.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (mpXpK)

102 For all the joking AOC is charismatic and is going to be a tough opponent in future elections. If she remains committed to socialism then obviously less so, as she would just be Bernies replacement. But if she follows the normal corruption route then watch out.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (/9B7d)

103 So Netfilx. who is run by Susan Rice, who pays Barack and Mitch $20 Jajillion to produce content, is making a progatanda film about AOC?




They got plans for this commie POS.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:28 AM (ymnmz)

104 91 "We'll get rid of all cows."

Why is the left advocating for extinction of an entire species?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (eDmrZ)



"Gevalt!"

- - A. Schikelgruber

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:28 AM (/9p9e)

105 >>102 For all the joking AOC is charismatic and is going to be a tough opponent in future elections. If she remains committed to socialism then obviously less so, as she would just be Bernies replacement. But if she follows the normal corruption route then watch out. Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (/9B7d)

Congress is too small for her. She'll be out in 6 years, max. The lucrative siren-call of Hollywood/entrepreneurial leftism beckons...

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

106 92
49 days.



Anyone else here not show up for work for 49 days and still have a job?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (RpM6k)

At my old workplace if you were out sick for more than 30 days they put you on medical leave w/o pay (or vacation if you had any left) and if eligible for retirement would initiate that.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

107 >>Breakfast Club Evita made a giant whoopsie by first affirming that her
plan was not a giant government takeover and then openly admitting it
was less than an hour later.

>>I think she simply doesn't know what she proposes.


Her chief of staff, who was in charge of Bernie 2016's online outreach, was talking about the Green New Deal in 2016.

Not her idea. She's just the one they've decided to front it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:29 AM (W+vEI)

108 "Like, there's this thing in economics called (fill in blank) and like, what that means is, (definition of basic economic term) and like, the free market said, we got this, but they didn't have it, things didn't change, years went by, so now we have to, like, do it for them."

I don't find her persuasive at all. She sounds like she just asked a classmate to listen to her presentation for a sophomore-level econ class. "Do you think my professor will like it? I worked rilly rilly hard."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:29 AM (zmIJL)

109 Retardia Socialista did not write up that proposal.

Ed Markey, who still has Monday's yellow lobster bisque on his brown tie, didn't write it up. He's a special kind of Cape Cod retahded.

Who actually wrote up the Green Acres Cow Fart bill?

Maybe, lobbyists?

Maybe, this is a lobbyists bill?

Maybe Retardia Socialista is just a errand boy for special interests? The same special interests that ran the Obama White House?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:29 AM (RpM6k)

110 Re: South Carolina. Even some of the reddest states in the Southeast
have a statist vibe unseen in "Western Conservatism". You
can see it with some of their weird CCW restrictions. Some say a lot of
this statism has roots in Jim Crow. No dig at SC, but they can do better.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (n13/j)

111
Of course some people don't want to see the failure of socialism in France. These people in a country the size of Texas are taking to the streets in about 10 major cities every Saturday. Week after week for three months. To see the injuries they're suffering, the tear gas, the smoke bombs, the rubber bullets, the fist fights, the water cannons, only an ignorant fool would call it a walk in the park.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (jYje5)

112 Looks like the MFM have found their "Republican with a blackface issue". Story on Bing is Republican Virginia Senate Majority Leader was editor of a yearbook with lots of racist photos.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (8g9zh)

113 103 They got plans for this commie POS.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:28 AM (ymnmz)

Part of my rightly fears any demagogue, even this fucking dolt, because she got voted in by spouting the shit she is spouting now. Yes, that relates to Obama as well.

That said, we are now in the age of Trump and that has changed things quite a bit IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (/9p9e)

114 This is the guy behind AOC (and Omar, Tlaib, Pressley): Saikat Chakrabarti

https://twitter.com/saikatc

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (W+vEI)

115 That's not pork in the chop suey. It's what they call in Israel "white meat."

Posted by: JAS at February 08, 2019 08:31 AM (3HNOQ)

116 Retardia Socialista did not write up that proposal.


Of course not. It's an off-the-shelf like ObamaCare was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:31 AM (fTQ1B)

117 Morning Horde

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 08, 2019 08:31 AM (KUaJL)

118 "We'll get rid of all cows."

=====

Why is the left advocating for extinction of an entire species?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM


Curses! rickb223 is onto us!

Posted by: CFA at February 08, 2019 08:31 AM (S+CEm)

119 https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-rats-in-city-hall-20190207-story.html

"L.A. City Hall, overrun with rats, might remove all carpets amid typhus fears"

Now if only they could figure out a way to remove the human ones (ba-dump-bump).

The jokes, they write themselves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 08, 2019 08:32 AM (/qEW2)

120 >>AOC will have us loading relief supplies onto the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, and setting sail. Posted by: Tawdry Prole at February 08, 2019 08:26 AM (thbcn)

Travois. Pack-mule. Ox-cart. Sleds. Head-baskets. Well-trained dogs with saddle-packs.

The aid must get through. AOC wills it to be so!

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)

121 95
All Trump has to do to shut down illegal immigration is propose the Immigration Equalization and Fairness Act.
. .






Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (TN1P5)


Sounds too much like Wesley Mouch from atlas shrugged.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

122 I'd put my money on someone like Steyer being behind AOC's Manifesto-- somebody out for themselves and their subsidies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:33 AM (fTQ1B)

123 Pelosi: "Virginia scandal won't damage national party"

Only because the MSM agrees with her, and will protect the national party. Example number 4,567,304 so far in 2019 of why the national press is going under and deserves to. #LearnToCode

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:33 AM (Z216Q)

124 94
Breakfast Club Evita made a giant whoopsie by first affirming that her

plan was not a giant government takeover and then openly admitting it

was less than an hour later.

I think she simply doesn't know what she proposes.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:25 AM (Z216Q)


I don't know much about her. I think she is not that smart and reads commie press releases and far far far left websites to "learn" stuff. Then she slaps something together and pops it up on the internet and 99% of the world recoils from the combined stupidity and communism. But if we give her evil genius status, she could be advocating the most commie policies as a way to move the overton window .

PDT prolly understood this when he looked at her and said "Nah. USA no Como." Gimme that overton window back. He is going to make her own her brand outright and publicly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:34 AM (ymnmz)

125 If there are no more cows, there is no more milk. If there is no more milk, there is no more artisan cheesemaking. If there is no more cheesemaking, Zod's weekend pastime is compromised...

OK, now it's fucking real, you goggle-eyed fish-woman.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:34 AM (Bdeb0)

126 Deep State has their man in Fisa John Roberts. They want to keep abortion, and want Judas Judge to help RBG make votes from her Bed.

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:34 AM (dpuOS)

127 Is it JJ's birthday today: Wow, Happy Birthday man!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 08:34 AM (m45I2)

128 114 This is the guy behind AOC (and Omar, Tlaib, Pressley): Saikat Chakrabarti

https://twitter.com/saikatc
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (W+vEI)


Not on the radar of Discover The Networks. Yet...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:34 AM (/9p9e)

129 WaPo told Northam to resign yesterday. They want Fairfax to be the new Obama.

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:35 AM (dpuOS)

130 I don't find her persuasive at all.

***

She's not smart or logical but she is very good at whatever the verbal equivalent of a guitar hook is. And she's obviously compelling - her pictures are literally everywhere, nobody can stop talking about her.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (/9B7d)

131 110
Re: South Carolina. Even some of the reddest states in the Southeast

have a statist vibe unseen in "Western Conservatism". You

can see it with some of their weird CCW restrictions. Some say a lot of

this statism has roots in Jim Crow. No dig at SC, but they can do better.


Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 08:30 AM (n13/j)

SC has some of the least restrictiive Gun Control laws in the nation and those laws have nothing to do with so-called Jim Crow.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

132 JJ Sefton

You do a superb job with the morning report. Kudos!

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (4/8k4)

133 129 WaPo told Northam to resign yesterday. They want Fairfax to be the new Obama.

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:35 AM (dpuOS)


And down goes the MeToo bullshit. In theory, since Dem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (/9p9e)

134 102 For all the joking AOC is charismatic and is going to be a tough opponent in future elections.

Her fifteen minutes is already up. Even her own party is mocking her. She might not even keep her House seat, in a safe Democrat district.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (Z216Q)

135 What is really worrisome is that because the hate for Trump is so great, by so many, that a Dem could pretty much say tax everyone at 100% and abortion for 1 year olds and people would be fine with that because Orangeman Bad.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (hECVl)

136 129
WaPo told Northam to resign yesterday. They want Fairfax to be the new Obama.





Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:35 AM (dpuOS)


Cough The new Bill Cough.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (ymnmz)

137 The rotten apple falls close to the trunk


Roberts joins libs on abortion ruling

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (RZ6R1)

138 Interesting to finally see the woman behind the curtain of Cortez: Saikat Chakrabarti co-founder
of Brand New Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (ePWRo)

139 Ha. Washington Post's "fact checking" to attempt to debunk the data that welfare pays more than a minimum wage job in 35 states is hilarious:

https://tinyurl.com/yb4lvha3

"...is much more nuanced and complicated than that"

right before admitting it's 100% true:

"The researchers determined the benefits in a
typical welfare package and found it paid more than a minimum wage job
in 35 states, even after taxes."

And then

THREE PINOCHIOS, H8RS!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (xyung)

140 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:24 AM (JoUsr)

The snake oil salesman never visits the same town twice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (hLRSq)

141 Deep State has their man in Fisa John Roberts. They want to keep abortion, and want Judas Judge to help RBG make votes from her Bed.

--

John Roberts is extremely disappointing, but I came to terms with that after "it's a tax." We didn't get rid of Kennedy. He's alive and well in John Roberts.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

142 Happy Birthday, JJ!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (cqNba)

143 129 WaPo told Northam to resign yesterday.
_____________________________________--

The same Washington Post that failed to report the alleged rape of a woman by Fairfax?

And now they want Fairfax?

WP is toilet paper.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (RpM6k)

144 Oh wait, here's Jill Stein pushing a Green New Deal in 2016!

Jill Stein is the presumptive nominee of the Green Party in 2016. The main planks of her presidential platform include a "Green New Deal," ending mass incarceration and police brutality, ending wars and drone attacks, a $15 per hour federal minimum wage, a single-payer health care system, universal public education and the abolition of student debt, breaking up big banks and nationalizing the Federal Reserve, initiating a global treaty to reverse climate change and ending extreme forms of extraction.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y78e44m6

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (W+vEI)

145 138 Interesting to finally see the woman behind the curtain of Cortez: Saikat Chakrabarti co-founder
of Brand New Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (ePWRo)


It's a Soy Boy dothead, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (/9p9e)

146 Former Speaker Boehner to become Lobbyist for the Pot Industry. He will be drunk while doing it.

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (dpuOS)

147 Not First but first post - Bahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (hbFlw)

148 Virginia Politics and the Death of "I Believe Her!"

Not dead at all. Just sleeping until they can use it again.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (VaN/j)

149 So if we implement the new five year plan, can we abolish the TSA?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 08:39 AM (cqNba)

150 Saint Peter? Dingell's soul? Why would Saint Peter be dealing with Dingell's soul?

Posted by: BJ54 at February 08, 2019 08:39 AM (Bed/U)

151
If there are no more cows, there is no more milk. If there is no more milk, there is no more artisan cheesemaking. If there is no more cheesemaking, Zod's weekend pastime is compromised...

OK, now it's fucking real, you goggle-eyed fish-woman.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:34 AM


No cheese? No cheeseburgers, mac and cheese, or pizza either.
It's becoming almost a contest among these harpies to propose the most absurd and outlandish ideas. That's bad enough. But when nearly half the country will embrace the stupidity without spending a moment to consider the impact on their own lives and telling the idiot to sit down and shut the fvck up... that's an epic failure of our education system to create people that fvcking stupid.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 08:39 AM (jYje5)

152 Pretty sure RBG is going to be "recovering from surgery" until there's a dem president.

Posted by: Tawdry Prole at February 08, 2019 08:39 AM (thbcn)

153 To paraphrase Moses, AOC can try to take my oil heat furnace from my cold, dead body.

Also, for accuracy's sake, Nydia Velazquez is not from Spanish Harlem. She's from the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. Her district consists of parts of Lower Manhattan, Northern and Western Brooklyn, and parts of Queens.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (yqraH)

154 146 Former Speaker Boehner to become Lobbyist for the Pot Industry. He will be drunk while doing it.

______________________________________

*sobbing*

I love you, man.

Posted by: John "The Weeper" Boehner at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (RpM6k)

155 Chakrabarti

***

He designed the fjords

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (/9B7d)

156 First AOC announced the world was going to end in 12 years due to climate change. Then she released her 10-year Green New Deal plan. Coinkydink? I think not.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (zmIJL)

157 141. This why I believe if Trump get another SCOTUS pick, Roberts will retire also. His ego cannot handle not being a swing vote.

But a great thing happened yesterday. Kav showed himself as a true pro lifer

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (dpuOS)

158 Interesting to finally see the woman behind the curtain of Cortez: Saikat Chakrabarti co-founder
of Brand New Congress

--

Brand New Congress is their plan to infuse DC with 30-40 more just like AOC. They call themselves "Justice Democrats" and are fiercely organizing and recruiting, asking for names, etc., so the machine can go to work and get these people elected.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (JoUsr)

159 116
Retardia Socialista did not write up that proposal.



Of course not. It's an off-the-shelf like ObamaCare was.




Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:31 AM (fTQ1B)


Retardia Socialista was the incantation they make when they wave their commie wand to make socialism work THIS TIME! AOC already has her Wizard cape, Harry!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (ymnmz)

160 What did socialists use for lighting before candles?


Light bulbs.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 08, 2019 08:41 AM (tVWQB)

161 If there are no more cows, there is no more milk. If there is no more milk, there is no more artisan cheesemaking. If there is no more cheesemaking, Zod's weekend pastime is compromised...

OK, now it's fucking real, you goggle-eyed fish-woman.
Posted by: Zod



There's always goat milk.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:41 AM (eDmrZ)

162 Surprised no one brought up Bezos and his imminent dick pic release yet.

All I can say is, wow.

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2019 08:41 AM (81uw/)

163 Oh wait, here's Jill Stein pushing a Green New Deal in 2016!



The slime didn't even change the names!
/Jeff Bridges as Flynn

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:42 AM (fTQ1B)

164 152. when will she be forced to sit at court? McCain was not allowed to vote in Arizona, reason many bills were held up

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:42 AM (dpuOS)

165 You stoopid idiots. I'm not banning cows. I'm just telling them they can't fart any more. Duh!

Posted by: AOC at February 08, 2019 08:42 AM (zmIJL)

166 No cheese? No cheeseburgers, mac and cheese, or pizza either.
It's becoming almost a contest among these harpies to propose the most absurd and outlandish ideas. That's bad enough. But when nearly half the country will embrace the stupidity without spending a moment to consider the impact on their own lives and telling the idiot to sit down and shut the fvck up... that's an epic failure of our education system to create people that fvcking stupid.
Posted by: Newest Nic


NO MORE FUCKING CHEETOS YOU STUPID FUCKING STONERS!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:43 AM (eDmrZ)

167 There's always goat milk.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:41 AM (eDmrZ)

goats don't fart?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 08, 2019 08:43 AM (0O7c5)

168 Bezos is trying to say a gubmint employee released the texts. Trying to blame Trump somehow.

Karma is a B%^ch Bezos!!!!! Waaa

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:43 AM (dpuOS)

169 162
Surprised no one brought up Bezos and his imminent dick pic release yet.


---

I sort of understand how Synema or Cortez would think it was totes fine (and am part of the crowd that suspects there are photos out there somewhere), but I don't understand how anyone over 40 does this stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:43 AM (xyung)

170 Women in white:

https://tinyurl.com/y7kcmtof

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (AllCR)

171 You stoopid idiots. I'm not banning cows. I'm just telling them they can't fart any more. Duh!

--

See my comment at #44. Then tell me she wouldn't say something so stupid.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (JoUsr)

172 Why pick on the cows?

Don't baby seals in the Arctic fart? And polar bears? And whales? And all the animals on the endangered species list?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (RpM6k)

173 150 Saint Peter? Dingell's soul? Why would Saint Peter be dealing with Dingell's soul?
Posted by: BJ54 at February 08, 2019 08:39 AM (Bed/U)


Thumbs down and down he goes, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (/9p9e)

174 144
Oh wait, here's Jill Stein pushing a Green New Deal in 2016!



Jill Stein is the presumptive nominee of the Green Party in 2016.
The main planks of her presidential platform include a "Green New
Deal," ending mass incarceration and police brutality, ending wars and
drone attacks, a $15 per hour federal minimum wage, a single-payer
health care system, universal public education and the abolition of
student debt, breaking up big banks and nationalizing the Federal
Reserve, initiating a global treaty to reverse climate change and ending
extreme forms of extraction.







https://preview.tinyurl.com/y78e44m6

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (W+vEI)


Her new deal is prolly Non GMO and organic too.

Commies slap green on communism and it washes away 120 of epic fail and genocide.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (ymnmz)

175 Good morning you people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (IcJtd)

176 >>162 Surprised no one brought up Bezos and his imminent dick pic release yet. Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2019 08:41 AM (81uw/)

I can't be the only one who thinks he looks like a circumcised walking chode.

A pic of his actual junk would seem redundant.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (Bdeb0)

177 How much is really mad persuasion skills, or a fawning, uncritical, tongue-bath press who never, ever puts a Democrat on the hot seat? It's very easy (way too easy in our dumbed down country) to be elevated to rock star status within the D party when you have no true, critical analysis of your stupidity or the consequences of your stupidity.
__________________

Yes, if she had mad persuasion skills, she'd be able to answer a question intelligently -- or at least coherently. AOC has yet to demonstrate that she is capable of that.

The media is obsessed with her because she's young and attractive (with her mouth closed, and if photographed from the correct angle) and hispanic, not because she has any notable ability or insight.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (fqUgw)

178 goats don't fart?
Posted by: phoenixgirl


Nina Pinata is only calling for the extinction of cows.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (eDmrZ)

179
Brand New Congress is their plan to infuse DC with 30-40 more just like AOC. They call themselves "Justice Democrats" and are fiercely organizing and recruiting, asking for names, etc., so the machine can go to work and get these people elected.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (JoUsr)
***************
And with massive voter fraud they can easily achieve this.
We are in dangerous times.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (hECVl)

180 Surprised no one brought up Bezos and his imminent dick pic release yet.

***

You know that swoosh line logo with the ) at the end?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (/9B7d)

181 If there's no more cheese thus no more pizza with any cheese let alone extra cheese, what are the Podestas of the world going to do? Oh well, they still have walnut sauce to console themselves.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 08:45 AM (zmIJL)

182 Someone needs to photoshop AOC with a "I Wish These Were Brains" t-shirt

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 08:45 AM (7HtZB)

183 >>>It's a Soy Boy dothead, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:38 AM (/9p9e)
------------------

Oh yes, and a conscientious warrior.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 08:45 AM (ePWRo)

184 161
There's always goat milk.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:41 AM (eDmrZ)


"Leave wife #198 alone, heathen!"

- - Achmed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:45 AM (/9p9e)

185 >>Don't baby seals in the Arctic fart? And polar bears? And whales? And all the animals on the endangered species list? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:44 AM (RpM6k)

Chinks do it/Japs do it/even Upper Lapland little Lapps do it/lets do it/lets fart in love.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

186 SC has some of the least restrictiive Gun Control laws in the nation and those laws have nothing to do with so-called Jim Crow.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)
I didn't say they were antigun. I said several red states in the Southeast have funny CCW restrictions. I believe SC bans carry on public transportation and in medical centers. NC used to ban CCW in places where admission was charged but I believe they changed that.


Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 08:46 AM (n13/j)

187 Yes, I don't think it is Trump I think it is Hillary.

I think Mrs. Bill Clinton is also behind the Pocahontas, Booker and Camel Toe news, she might eve be involved in Virginia too.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 08:46 AM (xv43o)

188 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (Z216Q)

Brandon Straka ("Walk Away" "Unsilent majority" is thinking of running against her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 08:46 AM (AllCR)

189 Our birthday boy JJ was quite right about the Chinese space program not getting anywhere without us. Or the Russians. Fact is, all their space hardware, launch vehicles and spacecraft, are monkey copies of systems they begged, borrowed or stole from either the US or Russia.

This is because, truth be known, their culture is just not geared for innovation. It is too rigid, too hierarchical. Sure, they can build all sorts of modern technology, whether it is computers/electronics, aviation, space technology, military hardware (ships, planes, tanks) or what have you. But none of the designs are theirs; it is all stuff they got from either us or the Russians and just copied.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 08, 2019 08:47 AM (p0pYQ)

190 Happy Birthday JJ

Posted by: Wall E. George at February 08, 2019 08:47 AM (KdryZ)

191 164
152. when will she be forced to sit at court? McCain was not allowed to vote in Arizona, reason many bills were held up

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:42 AM (dpuOS)

The requirement to be in the Senate to vote is controlled by Senate rules that are voted on at the begging of each term. SCOTUS has no rules.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

192 Interesting to finally see the woman behind the curtain of Cortez: Saikat Chakrabarti co-founder
of Brand New Congress.


*******

News Release of the third Chakrabarti!!

/A. Gore

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 08:47 AM (m45I2)

193 Friend just reminded me that Roberts is the protector of the Insurance Industry. He saved Obamacare for that reason.

Now big Insurance told him Abortions are covered in their plans, and they make a profit off it.

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:47 AM (dpuOS)

194
Yet, we have the guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (

That's what puzzles me also. We will be loading them onto trains, not the other way around.

Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 08:48 AM (FXRM+)

195 How many days does JJ's birthday last?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (IcJtd)

196 Thanks Vic. So she could go two years voting from Home. Roberts has no problem with that, will never call her out. Both liberals

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (dpuOS)

197 Maybe every cow could get a blanket and then any farting would be the Dutch oven kind

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (/9B7d)

198 157 141. This why I believe if Trump get another SCOTUS pick, Roberts will retire also. His ego cannot handle not being a swing vote.

But a great thing happened yesterday. Kav showed himself as a true pro lifer
Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:40 AM (dpuOS)
---------

As a commentor said in the ONT, Roberts is more concerned about the legitimacy of the Court than anything. If Trump gets another pick, there is a scenario where Roberts would vote with the conservative block to give the court a strong 6-3 decision rather than split 5-4 decision.

I know, I know. I'm wishcasting.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (G0vdT)

199 No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide. This will be buried in committee, never again to see the light of day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (ffYR/)

Seriously?

Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (FXRM+)

200 Oh geez, down the rabbit hole on "Green New Deal" - phrase popularized by Thomas Freidman in 2007 and then picked up by Obama in 2008 and the UN in 2009


Friedman's ideas made it into the mainstream the following year when presidential candidate Barack Obama added a Green New Deal to his platform. In 2009, the United Nations drafted a report calling for a Global Green New Deal to focus government stimulus on renewable energy projects. A month later, Democrats' landmark cap-and-trade bill --- meant to set up a market where companies could buy and sell pollution permits and take a conservative first step toward limiting carbon dioxide emissions --- passed in the House. . .

Talk of a Green New Deal went quiet for years in the U.S. and Britain. But a new wave of progressive candidates, spurred by the organizing that went into Senator Bernie Sanders 2016 Democratic presidential bid, began reviving the term in the past year.


https://tinyurl.com/yak9rjnl

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (W+vEI)

201 How many days does JJ's birthday last?
Posted by: Muad'dib



It's like Lent.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:50 AM (eDmrZ)

202 How many days does JJ's birthday last?

***

Eight days of JJnukah

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 08:50 AM (/9B7d)

203 >>Yet, we have the guns. Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (

Got brass. In pocket. I'm gonna use it.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:50 AM (Bdeb0)

204 Dingell was my Rep for many years, and as I said on the ONT, he kept the Dem wolves at bay on 2nd Amendment, but was also a strong supporter of abortion. God will judge him on the latter, not the former.

Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 08:51 AM (FXRM+)

205 No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide. This will be buried in committee, never again to see the light of day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (ffYR/)

Seriously?
Posted by: clutch


Way more termites than cows.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:51 AM (eDmrZ)

206 >
It's like Lent.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:50 AM (eDmrZ)



What are the dietary restrictions?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 08:51 AM (IcJtd)

207 Interesting to finally see the woman behind the curtain of Cortez: Saikat Chakrabarti co-founder

of Brand New Congress.


A dude.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 08:51 AM (fTQ1B)

208 195 How many days does JJ's birthday last?
________________________________________

America's Ramadan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (RpM6k)

209 194


Yet, we have the guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM (



That's what puzzles me also. We will be loading them onto trains, not the other way around.

Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 08:48 AM (FXRM+)


Under the BO and Holder administration, the IRS and Dept of Ed and other weird departments were buy ammunition and weapons wholesale. Does anyone know where they went? Did they walk out the door to? People on the right should not kid themselves. Lefties like their guns and you bet there are a lot of committed lefties who would use them. I mean Holder actually used one when he stormed the University building and took it hostage.




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (ymnmz)

210 Chakrabarti is a male but he and manbearchakra share the same abductors.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (ePWRo)

211 What's the Bezos Position on AOC? The Apple-istas must have some official group-think vision of her future.
The Donkey Illuminati cannot operate without an official script.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (RuIsu)

212 Frank Robinson was a great player and manager, but played in another baseball era. One of his own minor league pitchers threw at Frank in an exhibition game, one year when he was player/manage of the Indians. Frank punched the kid and knocked him out right there on the mound.


From the Plain Dealer report on Robinson's death:


Robinson was a 14-time All-Star, a Triple Crown winner, Rookie of the
Year, World Series MVP, batting champion, the judge in Baltimore's
famous Kangaroo Kourt,,manager of the year, a Gold Glove winner and a
man who knew how to seize the moment and never give up the fight.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (Z216Q)

213 No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide.
___________________

Wow who would think those little buggers could fart that much?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (fqUgw)

214 It's like Lent.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:50 AM (eDmrZ)




-


What are the dietary restrictions?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 08:51 AM (IcJtd)


---

Don't eat it as a general rule, although you might get some in your mouth in certain situations.

Makes a good firestarter, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (xyung)

215 199 No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide. This will be buried in committee, never again to see the light of day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (ffYR/)

Seriously?
Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (FXRM+)


Do the math. Gotta be trillions of termites out there. No, not the Farrakhan Joo-termites but the Orkin variety. No not the More from Orkin variety but...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (/9p9e)

216 >>As a commentor said in the ONT, Roberts is more concerned about the legitimacy of the Court than anything.



I could see Roberts believing that, but no-show RGB still voting despite not participating in court proceedings, such as with the LA abortion ruling, challenge that.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)

217 186 I didn't say they were antigun. I said several red
states in the Southeast have funny CCW restrictions. I believe SC bans
carry on public transportation and in medical centers. NC used to ban
CCW in places where admission was charged but I believe they changed
that.




Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 08:46 AM (n13/j)

SC law does not ban CCW in medical centers, the medical centers do that on their own. They also do not ban ban CCW on public transportation.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (mpXpK)

218 happy birthday JJ

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (FTPVM)

219 As a commentor said in the ONT, Roberts is more concerned about the legitimacy of the Court than anything.



Letting an Associate Justice break rules destroys the legitimacy of the Court.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (eDmrZ)

220 OMG that top "portrait" is absolutely hilarious. I mistakenly took a swig of coffee as the page came up.

Posted by: Jabroni at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (ZkXzk)

221 This why I believe if Trump get another SCOTUS pick, Roberts will retire also. His ego cannot handle not being a swing vote.

With another conservative on the court, Roberts will become a paper shuffler. An irrelevant dissenter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (RpM6k)

222
By the way, one way to fuck up a Lefty argument is by calling CO2 plant food. Why you want to starve Mother Gaia, h8tr?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (/9p9e)

223 "Happy Birthday JJ" is going to become a meme around here

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (7HtZB)

224
I'VE GOT A BEEF WITH GAIA - a limerick

AOC she speaks from the heart
But she got it wrong right from the start
Amidst the cow splatter
The fact of the matter
Is the world thrives on Herefordshire farts!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (m45I2)

225 >>199 No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide. Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 08:07 AM (ffYR/)

No more termites means no more need for wood. Which means no more trees. Which means no more massive forest fires, and no more absurdly expensive mid-century Modern furniture stores. Also, no more oxygen. So there's that.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (Bdeb0)

226 Yet, we have the guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:03 AM


Yeah, well, we are the government and we have nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell, Really California, this is what you send to DC? at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (Z216Q)

227 Yes, if she had mad persuasion skills, she'd be able to answer a question intelligently -- or at least coherently. AOC has yet to demonstrate that she is capable of that walking and chewing gum simultaneously..

*Suggested edit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)

228 I could see Roberts believing that, but no-show RGB
still voting despite not participating in court proceedings, such as
with the LA abortion ruling, challenge that.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (W+vEI)


---

That's the part that makes the whole thing a farce.

Is a SCOTUS justice less important than a county juror in Podunk, Arkansas? Because one of them is expected to be in court.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 08:55 AM (xyung)

229 220 OMG that top "portrait" is absolutely hilarious. I mistakenly took a swig of coffee as the page came up.
Posted by: Jabroni at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (ZkXzk)


Was referencing the old joke of "what's green and smells like Miss Piggy?"

I think it works on a few levels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:55 AM (/9p9e)

230 >>Yeah, well, we are the government and we have nuclear weapons. Posted by: Eric Swallwell, Really California, this is what you send to DC? at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM (Z216Q)

Nuclear own-goal. C'est magnifique.

Your move.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 08:56 AM (Bdeb0)

231 Two young men, just getting their life together, attacked a Texas couple with machetes. It didn't end as they expected.


"Me and my husband held them down, you know, commence to beating them until the laws came," ... "It was really scary, but it was like-- it was either us or them-- you know, and not us. You not gonna steal no money. We ain't got no money."

http://tinyurl.com/yc2k73mv

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 08:56 AM (ePWRo)

232 Anyone think Shake-ya-Body is banging Retardia Socialista?

Sex tape?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:56 AM (RpM6k)

233 Happy 29th B-day, again, JJ.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 08:56 AM (2LelM)

234 No beef either, although termites are #1 in releasing carbon dioxide.
___________________

Wow who would think those little buggers could fart that much?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


That's what's so screwed up with Nina Pinata's plan. It's not farting, it's breathing.

Fart = methane
Exhale = CO2

Even if you only fart one time a day, you are going to exhale a hell of a lot more.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 08:57 AM (eDmrZ)

235 As a commentor said in the ONT, Roberts is more concerned about the legitimacy of the Court than anything.

That ship sailed a long time ago.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 08:57 AM (lD3vL)

236 Civil forfeiture in South Carolina???, what is wrong with them???, is SC oligarchy controlled too?



Cross them off my list to retire to.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 08:24 AM (xv43o)

As I said above, everybody does it, and currently the DOJ supports it thanks to Sessions.

You are correct, I forgot about Sessions.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (xv43o)

237 Thank goodness, the NTSB is here to investigate Wednesday's gas pipeline explosion. It was a plastic pipeline that utterly destroyed a Chinese restaurant during lunar new year. Thank God everyone got out before the blast.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (EZebt)

238 What if RBG passed, and her handlers kept it a secret and made votes for her? Would Roberts or trump even know?

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (dpuOS)

239 Roberts doesn't care about "the legitimacy of the court". If he did he wouldn't permit Justice Ginsburg vote's to count without her participating.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief! at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (Z216Q)

240 235 As a commentor said in the ONT, Roberts is more concerned about the legitimacy of the Court than anything.

That ship sailed a long time ago.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 08:57 AM (lD3vL)


When he took it upon himself to rewrite Obamacare by himself with a red crayon, he completely abrogated his oath. He should've been disbarred and impeached right then and there, followed up by a horsewhipping.

Integrity of the court, my ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (/9p9e)

241 232
Anyone think Shake-ya-Body is banging Retardia Socialista?



Sex tape?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:56 AM (RpM6k)

I'd bet good money that there has already been a long line of congressional Dems hitting on her, indicating that her career would move along much better if she were to have dinner with him/her.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 08:59 AM (ymnmz)

242 How long could the dims hide RBG's death ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 08:59 AM (RZ6R1)

243 That's a good point raised....

Can't bring a gun on a commercial flight.

If we're all taking trains, curious as to the rationale for banning guns on speed-of-sound trains from NYC to LA.

Interesting tidbit - here in VA several years ago, the TSA tried to do a couple of checkpoints on some train stations. Funny part is, VA doesn't ban guns on such things. Hell, even the DC METRORAIL cannot ban guns on their trains that are running within VA. Anyway, lots of fun with TSA there. They haven't done it since.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 08, 2019 08:59 AM (tVWQB)

244 Do the math. Gotta be trillions of termites out there. No, not the Farrakhan Joo-termites but the Orkin variety. No not the More from Orkin variety but...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:52 AM (/9p9e)

I suppose so, I just never perused CO2 emissions in that much depth. I look at auto exhaust as plant food.

Posted by: clutch at February 08, 2019 08:59 AM (FXRM+)

245 How many days does JJ's birthday last?
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM

As many days as RBG is not seen in public.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (zmIJL)

246 One more thing and I will leave you all alone.

I love it here and hope you all have a great weekend.

This from Hillsdale on pot, everything you know about pot is wrong:

https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/marijuana-mental-illness-violence/

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (xv43o)

247 Roberts cares about Roberts.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (ePWRo)

248 221. What I am hoping for

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (dpuOS)

249 The Green Deal is merely a means of stratifying the population into three classes:

1. The Dependent class
2. The Worker class
3. The Ruling class

Guess which one Little Miss All-That sees herself in.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (m45I2)

250 How long could the dims hide RBG's death ?
Posted by: REDACTED


A lobg time if Roberts won't call her on the carpet.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (eDmrZ)

251 "How long could the dims hide RBG's death ? '

Call me

Posted by: Elvis at February 08, 2019 09:00 AM (cqNba)

252 Sorry got buys working
WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (JFO2v)

253 SC has some of the least restrictiive Gun Control laws in the nation and those laws have nothing to do with so-called Jim Crow.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)
SC does have limited reciprocity with other states. Regrettably, not NH. And only recognize resident permits. Utah and FL (both popular for their reciprocity options) nonresident permits aren't recognized.So, for a non-resident to get a CCW in South Carolina, you have to own property.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (jxbfJ)

254 Trey Gowdy Urges Acting AG Matt Whitaker to Blow Off Congressional Testimony
- " I kind of agree with that, despite the messenger.
-JJ

Leftist Groups Howl Over "Monster Markup" of Trump Judicial Nominees (Grahaminator wields the hammer now - jjs)


The juxtaposition shows a problem I see with our side. I was recently reading Bill James criticizing (as he often does) managers for looking at what a player can't do, as opposed to what he can. I see that symptom here.

Gowdy is rightly criticized for his failure to follow through. But face it, he may not be a good closer, but he has always been damned good at examining people, and his advice isn't to be dismissed casually. The trouble was letting him do what he could for us, and leaving it there.

And Graham is an excellent example of what we should do, with all these guys. We've got him in a role he can and probably will do us a lot of good. But granting that is not to ignore his unsound side. Note also that in doing so, we've seen him nudge a little toward a sounder position on other issues, e.g., the wall.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (VaN/j)

255 238 What if RBG passed, and her handlers kept it a secret and made votes for her? Would Roberts or trump even know?
Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (dpuOS)


Trump should do this:

"Since we have cannot confirm whether or not Justice Ginsburg is alive because of her absence for nearly 2 months, I am hereby nominating a new justice to take her seat on the court. She has 24 hours to either appear before Congress or allow the Senate Judiciary committee to her home to verify she is conscious and or alive.

Thank you."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (/9p9e)

256 Yeah, these people are sane and looking out for their fellow citizens' best interest *eye roll*:

"The Green New Deal is a great framing, and I'm glad it's catching on, but this whole thing needs to be at least as comprehensive as the New Deal," said Ashik Siddique, who serves on the Democratic Socialists of America's climate working group.

"We are talking about the need to transform the physical infrastructure of every sector of the economy. It's very clear that something possibly even bigger scale than that is necessary now. Getting people used to thinking of it in those terms is welcome," he said, then he laughed. "Even Tom Friedman is talking about it."




I read something like this and think: buy more ammo.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (W+vEI)

257 As for as AOC's GND. Picture a third grade class and the Teacher asks the kids how they would improve the world:

Eight year old Little Johnny: "I'd make sure every day we got ice cream and we got three recesses at school instead of just one"

Teacher: "Very good Johnny. How about you Jane?"

Eight year old Little Jane:" I'd make sure there were no more wars and everyone got a hug"

Teacher: "Very nice Jane. Less wars would be good. How about you Alexandria".

29 year old AOC: "I want a clean planet so I'd eliminate all airplanes and cars, no one had to work, and oh yeah, get rid of cows because, you know, they fart a lot"

Teacher: *blink**blink*

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (G0vdT)

258 I have to assume Clarence Thomas would know the fate of RBG. Maybe that is where the pressure on Roberts come from

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:02 AM (dpuOS)

259 I'm torn between "Green Rape Culture" and "Green Final Solution"

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 09:02 AM (QkjLD)

260 If we're all taking trains, curious as to the rationale for banning guns on speed-of-sound trains from NYC to LA.


*******


Terrorist breaks into cab, pulls gun, tells engineer, "Take this train to...er...well...wherever the tracks are going!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:02 AM (m45I2)

261 How many days does JJ's birthday last?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 08:49 AM (IcJtd)



On the fifth day of Sefton's Birthday the Horde gave to him
Five blown mar-gins!
Four cheesecake pics
Three bouts of despair
Two Ewok puppets
And a trip to the Barrel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 09:02 AM (hLRSq)

262 The "cow fart" crisis began with the other global crisis: The shrinking ozone layer. The claim was that CH4 methane was depleting O3 ozone.

That ozone layer bullshit was dispelled, but these swindlers are still trying to sell it under the global warming crisis.

Even by their own "science", CH4 has absolutely nothing to do with "global warming."

The fact that they are still peddling debunked ozone hole bullshit shows this Green Acres Bill of Rights is total bullshit.

Meanwhile, the Congress still hasn't approved a $5 billion wall to keep farting Mexicans out of our country.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 09:02 AM (RpM6k)

263 If were going to allow justices to work from home, why the need for the building and it's costs ? Just have them all work from home, photo shop a few dumb group pics and save the people a ton of money.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (RZ6R1)

264 Good morning.

In before the art.

The rising sun makes the frost on the lawn sparkle, giving (false) hope that we'll climb above freezing today.

Well, it's pretty.

Posted by: mindful webworker's barely-there ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (RnSBy)

265 254 Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (VaN/j)


Making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (/9p9e)

266 221
This why I believe if Trump get another SCOTUS pick, Roberts will retire also. His ego cannot handle not being a swing vote.



With another conservative on the court, Roberts will become a paper shuffler. An irrelevant dissenter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (RpM6k)
Oh to dare to dream. Greatly disappointed in Roberts. Not sure if the left has some pictures of him that they are holding him hostage with, or if he grew a "conscience" like Souter did.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (jxbfJ)

267 Damn, its after 9 and I haven't posted my links yet.

More Noos; today is Friday, February 8, 2019. On this day in 1879 Sandford Fleming first proposed adoption of Universal Standard Time at a meeting of the Royal Canadian Institute. When it was adopted it was called Greenwich Mean Time. The US adopted it in 1883 and called it Greenwich Mean Time and if you tuned into the US shortwave broadcast at radio station WWV (10.0 Mz) it was referred to as GMT up until sometime after I went into the Navy and lost track of it. They now refer to it as UST.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (mpXpK)

268 255. spot on JJ, but of course Judge Judas would berate Trump in public. Saying there are no Obama judges

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (dpuOS)

269 238
What if RBG passed, and her handlers kept it a secret and made votes for her? Would Roberts or trump even know?

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 08:58 AM (dpuOS)


THIS^^^

If she is voting, the press should be demanding proof of life and capability of cognition. Otherwise, they are giving Kagan and and Sotomayor an extra vote.

At this point I think we have more pictures of Bezo's weiner in 2019 than we do of RBG,


The press is really screwing the pooch on this story. Democracy dies in darkness, indeed. It's not an admonition, its a threat.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (ymnmz)

270 The world is coming to an end. The Obama judge handling Paul Manafort's case is giving the Mueller witch hunt team some hard questions about how they questioned Manafort during their 50 hours of questioning, including many complicated and irrelevant questions. Her questions arise out of the sentencing phase since he plead guilty to the lying charge. It appears to me that she has a stinking suspicion that the 50 hours of questioning was a perjury trap. She should be suspicious because that was exactly what is was and Mueller thought they could force him to rat out Trump for shit he did not do. In my opinion she should reduce the charges that he plead guilty to to some kind of misdemeanor and sentence him to time severed.


https://tinyurl.com/y9atsywk

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (mpXpK)

271 "Since we have cannot confirm whether or not Justice Ginsburg is alive because of her absence for nearly 2 months, I am hereby nominating a new justice to take her seat on the court. She has 24 hours to either appear before Congress or allow the Senate Judiciary committee to her home to verify she is conscious and or alive.


YES. THIS. we canNOT keep assuming good faith from these people!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (Rarvo)

272 Green New Deal is about grabbing the "green" and dealing it out to the "new" batch of Dims

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (BJlbN)

273 RIP legendary baseball player Frank Robinson at 83.


https://tinyurl.com/ya22587v

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (mpXpK)

274 His adoption of his kids is where the blackmail is

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (dpuOS)

275 A new gun grabber bill has been submitted by an IL Communist that would require all gun buyers to submit their social media history for investigation as part of the already unconstitutional background checks. One wonders how one would be able to provide a list of all their social media postings. That would be like asking me to provide a list containing all my posts at AOS. That would be almost impossible to gather and would be longer that a Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedia. I would surmise that this is exactly what the communist wants. A requirement that can not be met, therefore all gun buys would be outlawed.


https://tinyurl.com/y9k27t2s

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (mpXpK)

276 How much methane is RBG producing right now?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (RpM6k)

277
I read something like this and think: buy more ammo.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (W+vEI)


I read it and think "The snake oil salesman just believed his own pitch."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (hLRSq)

278 Trump should come out in full support of AOC's Great Leap Forward. Demand that it be voted on and approved immediately.

Just to watch their heads explode.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (cqNba)

279 Trump probably knows RBGs true condition.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (ePWRo)

280 MSDNC feed AOC a question about eliminating the so-called two party system. I was not aware of any requirement that limits political runs to only 'two parties'. In fact every election for President I have ever voted in has many people at the top of the ballot. The only people who really call it a two party system are in the MFM.


https://tinyurl.com/ycq3cus

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (mpXpK)

281 Ramirez (good one today)


https://tinyurl.com/y7z6qx9v

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (mpXpK)

282 >>he Green Deal is merely a means of stratifying the population into three classes:

1. The Dependent class
2. The Worker class
3. The Ruling class

Guess which one Little Miss All-That sees herself in.
- - -
#3, naturally.

In all honestly, Muldoon, I think there's anther class they have envisioned:

4. The Disposable class

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (W+vEI)

283 someone should tell AOC that Green New Deal just isn't catchy enough and suggest she call it the, "Green Leap Forward"

after all, it's all marketing!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (RKQ/v)

284 ...allow the Senate Judiciary committee to her home to verify she is conscious and or alive.



*******

Yeah, sure, but you know they would vote 7 to 6 along straight party lines.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (m45I2)

285 SC does have limited reciprocity with other states. Regrettably, not NH. And only recognize resident permits. Utah and FL (both popular for their reciprocity options) nonresident permits aren't recognized.So, for a non-resident to get a CCW in South Carolina, you have to own property.
Posted by: Our Country

or go to college there

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (25Dt7)

286 "We are talking about the need to transform the physical infrastructure of every sector of the economy. It's very clear that something possibly even bigger scale than that is necessary now. Getting people used to thinking of it in those terms is welcome," he said, then he laughed. "Even Tom Friedman is talking about it."

Even on Mythbusters they start off experimenting on a scale model. These reckless assholes want to go for a moon shot. Recommend they start first with Venezuela, it can't get any worse there, right?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (lD3vL)

287 Correct. Trump needs a surrogate in the Senate, to demand proof that RBG is the one making the votes. force them to bring her to court.

Mike Lee or ted Cruz maybe

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:05 AM (dpuOS)

288 >>"Since we have cannot confirm whether or not Justice Ginsburg is alive because of her absence for nearly 2 months,Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:01 AM (/9p9e)

In Trumpish:

@TheRealDonaldTrump:

"Sick and no MD note--AWOL! Still alive? Schroedinger's judge!! Apply Virginia standard to RBG for after-birth abortion, my nominee is on deck. Also, a WALL, not a fence! MAGA."

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 09:06 AM (Bdeb0)

289 Deer Judges,

I have a toothache, but this is why you should rule for me.

Luv,
9:00am on the schedule

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:06 AM (xyung)

290 279 Trump probably knows RBGs true condition.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (ePWRo)
-----

I'm sure he does.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 09:06 AM (G0vdT)

291
By the way, one way to fuck up a Lefty argument is by calling CO2 plant food. Why you want to starve Mother Gaia, h8tr?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 08:54 AM


If you had looked at predictions from about half a century ago, we were never going to be able to feed the number of people currently alive.

I believe there has been some research in green houses that pump in additional CO2 to some optimum level -- if my memory serves me it was around 1,500 ppm. Resulting yields increase by around 30%. So we have a long way to go before we get anywhere near optimum for plants.


Posted by: Newest Nic at February 08, 2019 09:06 AM (jYje5)

292 279. True. Trump knows. He also can leak thru channels that he is making a list for RBG replacement. That would flush her out

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:07 AM (dpuOS)

293 289 Deer Judges,

I have a toothache, but this is why you should rule for me.

Luv,
9:00am on the schedule
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:06 AM (xyung)


Please excuse Ruth. Her gerbil ate her diaphragm.

Signed,

Ginsburgs's Mother

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:07 AM (/9p9e)

294 How much methane is RBG producing right now?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (RpM6k)


---

I knew a guy who worked for the highway department for one summer. His job was removing dead animals from the roads.

Sometimes they would literally pop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:07 AM (xyung)

295 If the Left really cared about the planet wouldn't they want RBG's carbon footprint to be eternally sequestered Gaia's loving dirt embrace instead of lingering?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:08 AM (m45I2)

296 258
I have to assume Clarence Thomas would know the fate of RBG. Maybe that is where the pressure on Roberts come from

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:02 AM (dpuOS)


I suppose, but nobody is really addressing it in the public forum. I mean she is a SCOTUS Justice who is making votes form a remote location via courier.

It's friggin insane.

If Thomas were to issue a statement that said "Yeah I speak with her a couple of times a week and she seems to be getting better", I would maybe be OK with the situation, but come on. This could turn into a real scandal if it turns out she's been a brain vegetable for weeks while issuing "opinions".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 09:08 AM (ymnmz)

297 Old joke about bridges to Hawaii with a modern twist:
Granted one wish a man asked for a bridge to Hawaii.
The Genie laughed in his face, "Far too crazy! Ask again!"
"Okay," the man replied. "Then tell me what the heck that Occasonal-Cortex woman is thinking."
"Hmm," replied the genie, "You want that bridge one lane or two ?"

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 09:08 AM (QkjLD)

298 294 I knew a guy who worked for the highway department for one summer. His job was removing dead animals from the roads.

Sometimes they would literally pop.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:07 AM (xyung)


*sound of Loudon Wainwright III scribbling furiously and setting Wayback Machine to 1972...*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:08 AM (/9p9e)

299 What we really need is high speed trains for cows.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 09:09 AM (2LelM)

300 The Woodrow Wilson stroke situation was finally brought to head, when the leaders of both parties in the Senate demanded to see him. Mrs. Wilson and his doctor hid his condition for several months. They got nervous when his own party wanted to replace him with the VP. wilson finally made a appearence that day

Posted by: Jonah at February 08, 2019 09:10 AM (dpuOS)

301 EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION
Down With Kang Jong-Un! Pushing Back Against UCLA Diversity Dictator Jerry Kang


The real fight for the nation's soul. If we lose here, none of the other wins we may get will be worth a damn. If we win, we can handle any other problems, ultimately.

But I don't see a whole lot of progress, beyond merely making the problem more widely seen. Sure, that's the first step. But we need to make many strides before we actually gain anything.

I hope I'm missing something, and that the Miseducation Establishment is closer to collapse than I perceive.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 09:11 AM (VaN/j)

302 I think a lot of the proposals in the Green New Deal are trial balloons. Don't be surprised when some of them resurface in other forms, such as meat taxes to offset the impact of cow farts, or increased property taxes on older, less energy-efficient homes.

Posted by: rickl at February 08, 2019 09:11 AM (xjiRE)

303 >>>The only people who really call it a two party system are in the MFM.

https://tinyurl.com/ycq3cus

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (mpXpK)
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So true.

Posted by: Shirley Chisom at February 08, 2019 09:11 AM (ePWRo)

304 I'm delighted to say I've been suspended from twitter. It was based on a tweet I sent to ABC News in which I suggested they #LearntoCode (after their coverage of the 11 year old boy dozing during the President's speech).

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:12 AM (H8QX8)

305 So the same folks who tells that it's physically impossible to build a southern border wall want to build a train bridge across the Pacific Ocean?

*Blink*

*Blink...Blink*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:12 AM (cqNba)

306 275
A new gun grabber bill has been submitted by an IL Communist that would
require all gun buyers to submit their social media history for
investigation as part of the already unconstitutional background checks.
One wonders how one would be able to provide a list of all their social
media postings. That would be like asking me to provide a list
containing all my posts at AOS. That would be almost impossible to
gather and would be longer that a Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedia. I
would surmise that this is exactly what the communist wants. A
requirement that can not be met, therefore all gun buys would be
outlawed.


https://tinyurl.com/y9k27t2s

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:04 AM (mpXpK)


I want the people passing laws to do the same, including birth certificates and college records. Passport- don't forget the passports and foreign travel history.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 09:12 AM (ymnmz)

307 I think a lot of the proposals in the Green New Deal are trial balloons. Don't be surprised when some of them resurface in other forms, such as meat taxes to offset the impact of cow farts, or increased property taxes on older, less energy-efficient homes.
Posted by: rickl


******

Yep. Pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:13 AM (m45I2)

308 So the same folks who tells that it's physically
impossible to build a southern border wall want to build a train bridge
across the Pacific Ocean?



*Blink*



*Blink...Blink*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:12 AM (cqNba)


---

They're going to let that engineering firm out of Florida do it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:13 AM (xyung)

309 If farts are an environmental problem then why do we allow Mexicans to live here? Jeebus, during my construction youth I was on a three story scaffold with Pacho whose egg farts on a humid morning made you want to do a swan dive in the scrap pile.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 09:13 AM (2LelM)

310 They now refer to it as UST.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:03 AM (mpXpK)

On WWV it's "Coordinated Universal Time".

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 08, 2019 09:14 AM (p0pYQ)

311 Longest-Serving Congress Member John Dingell Dead at 92

It's about time.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 09:14 AM (QkjLD)

312 This is the tweet that got me suspended.

@ABC #LearntoCode You have no positive value to the American people whatsoever. In fact, you're a terrible liability to us all. We could lose the entire media industry tomorrow and we'd be better off.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:14 AM (H8QX8)

313 The Finest:Boston cop on leave after service weapon allegedly stolen by strippers

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321125/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 09:15 AM (BXMxN)

314 >>>I think a lot of the proposals in the Green New Deal are trial balloons
--------------------------

Check out this guy, Saikat Chakrabarti, he is a serious warrior.

Posted by: Shirley Chisom at February 08, 2019 09:15 AM (ePWRo)

315 Everyone who still Tweets should get themselves suspended and then uninstall forever.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 09:15 AM (BXMxN)

316 When Trump says America needs immigrants, he's probably thinking less about MS13 and more about his wife.

Yes, more multi-cultural Slovenian models to do the jobs American models won't do.

Posted by: mindful webworker's half-awake ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:16 AM (RnSBy)

317 Yep. Pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:13 AM (m45I2)

Yup...The Overton Window.

In a few years they will casually mention that crazy-idea#1 is an accepted one and has already been discussed, so why not give it a try!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2019 09:16 AM (wYseH)

318 301
I hope I'm missing something, and that the Miseducation Establishment is closer to collapse than I perceive.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 09:11 AM (VaN/j)


I reported the other day about yet another "progressive" brainwashing mill that might shutter next fall because of lack of student enrollment.

I also think, and it's totally anecdotal, that what is known as the Maker Movement and the desire for people of all ages to acquire real hands-on skills (and not just coding) also bodes well for the future. We shall see. What cannot go on will not go on and I think higher ed may be on the downhill slope, please G-d, especially with young folks, especially men, fed up with all the SJW totalitarianism on campus and the utter uselessness of a degree in anything other than marketable fields of study.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:16 AM (/9p9e)

319 Never saw Breakfast Club, so, don't get it. Y'all are just too cultured for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker's uncultured ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:17 AM (RnSBy)

320 >>A new gun grabber bill has been submitted by an IL Communist that would require all gun buyers to submit their social media history for investigation as part of the already unconstitutional background checks.

This will occasion a new industry: Social media cover-for-status. You purchase a persona that is managed and validated by a third party for such purposes.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 09:17 AM (Bdeb0)

321 Can someone make a hash tag that goes to twitter like #ReadF451.


See if you can get then to ban you for suggesting that they read a book about thought/idea policing.

I would, but I spent 3 weeks on twitter many years ago and realized its where the crazy peepo hang out to verbally abuse each other, and I never went back.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 09:17 AM (ymnmz)

322 Learn To Goad.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

323 "They're going to let that engineering firm out of Florida do it."

Oh...well in that case

Carry on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:18 AM (cqNba)

324 141 Deep State has their man in Fisa John Roberts. They want to keep abortion, and want Judas Judge to help RBG make votes from her Bed.

--

John Roberts is extremely disappointing, but I came to terms with that after "it's a tax." We didn't get rid of Kennedy. He's alive and well in John Roberts.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)


I suspect it's worse than that. Kennedy, bad as he was, had some correct instincts, as on speech issues. I don't see any clear position Roberts can be identified with, not really anywhere. Unless you count "the court's and the judiciary's image" as a position.

At this point, the best hope seems to be a level of confusion, instead of going full Blackmun.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 09:18 AM (VaN/j)

325 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is like Maggie in the opening sequence of The Simpsons, turning the steering wheel and beeping the horn. Pelosi is Marge.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:18 AM (m45I2)

326 310 On WWV it's "Coordinated Universal Time".



Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 08, 2019 09:14 AM (p0pYQ)

You're right. Been a while since I tuned in WWV for time. Since my antenna blew down I have been setting all my time pieces by the internet time. But only for those that do not synch in with WWV automatically.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:18 AM (mpXpK)

327 >>Never saw Breakfast Club, so, don't get it. Y'all are just too cultured for me.


It's a reference to that so-called "scandalous" video that AOC made with some friends at BU where they imitate the dancing moves of the characters in Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:20 AM (W+vEI)

328 "It's a reference to that so-called "scandalous" video that AOC made with some friends at BU where they imitate the dancing moves of the characters in Breakfast Club."

The one with the tight BU tee-shirt, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (cqNba)

329 this link is Heller on the Big Methane Lie ... he's got some other good videos on the whole lie, showing how NASA has been adjusting their data, which he shows clearly ... they just adjust their own data, out of thin air.


https://tinyurl.com/ycwyyscb

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (Cus5s)

330 And what better for filling a trial balloon than...


...Ta Da...


...cow farts!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (m45I2)

331
Ho. Lee. Fook.

The Virginia Dem who covered up for Fairfax for a year urged for Kavanaugh to be rejected for the court.

Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (/9p9e)

332 How do Justice Democrats square AOC wearing white and applauding on cue with their unified campaign to replace every corporate-backed member of Congress and rebuild the Democratic Party from "scratch" starting in the 2018 congressional midterm elections? Seems counter intuitive to become a Nuts in Corporate Financed White Satin People's Temple? I'm confused.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (2LelM)

333 I started to watch Breakfast Club back when I had a sattelite dish. I turned it off after about 15 min. Really boring and shitty movie.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (mpXpK)

334 Where's Savanarola? They burned him at the stake.

Posted by: Ken at February 08, 2019 09:22 AM (jlNRn)

335 333 I started to watch Breakfast Club back when I had a sattelite dish. I turned it off after about 15 min. Really boring and shitty movie.
Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (mpXpK)


That's what my granddad said when my dad dragged him to see an Andy Hardy flick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:23 AM (/9p9e)

336 309 If farts are an environmental problem then why do we allow Mexicans to live here? Jeebus, during my construction youth I was on a three story scaffold with Pacho whose egg farts on a humid morning made you want to do a swan dive in the scrap pile.
_____________________

You should be asking why Pacho allows you to live here!

The U.S. belongs to latinos! I 'splained all this yesterday. Latinos are the real native Americans, so Puerto Ricans like me own America, not gringos like you, and we'll far all we want to in our own damn country!

Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at February 08, 2019 09:23 AM (fqUgw)

337 334 Where's Savanarola? They burned him at the stake.
Posted by: Ken at February 08, 2019 09:22 AM (jlNRn)


But not before he raise hell on earth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:23 AM (/9p9e)

338 Doesn't AOC's Green New Deal entail eating more Chick-fil-a? Do they really want to go there?

I think she needs to do more research on cow farts. So let's have someone shove her up a cow's ass, and leave her there. Better one cow suffer, than all of us.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 08, 2019 09:23 AM (VaN/j)

339 335
That's what my granddad said when my dad dragged him to see an Andy Hardy flick.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 09:23 AM (/9p9e)

I have never seen an Andy Hardy flick.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:24 AM (mpXpK)

340 >>333 I started to watch Breakfast Club back when I had a sattelite dish. I turned it off after about 15 min. Really boring and shitty movie.
Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:21 AM (mpXpK)

Nothing wrong with that movie that wouldn't have been improved by adding Trenchcoat Mafia.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 09:24 AM (Bdeb0)

341 Did the Fairfax make accusations contemporaneous with the time she said it happened or was it last year?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 09:24 AM (ePWRo)

342 Correct me if I'm wrong.

But, in the Dr Pinto Ford accusations, there was never any actual proof that the two of them were in the same house at the same time. Let alone the claims for what he did with his hands.

Yet in the Lt Governors case, they both freely admit that they were in the same location at the same time. And that some action of a sexual nature occurred.

It's just that she said the actions were forced.

And he claims she was asking for it.

Yeh...I can see where someone might think that the circumstances were the same.

If someone were an idiot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:25 AM (cqNba)

343 Breakfast Club...


******


A veritable Who's Who of 1980's troubled yoot stereotypes.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:25 AM (m45I2)

344 Who is this jackass woman sitting in with Bill Hemmer on Fox? Is she a CNN retread, because she sounds like a dopey liberal.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 09:26 AM (BzRhr)

345 Funny how delicate our news media is that 'learn to code' gets people banned in their defense.

It's almost like Twitter is a media scam, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 09:26 AM (fTQ1B)

346
322 Learn To Goad.

HAHHAHAH I love that.

Posted by: Joe Walker at February 08, 2019 09:27 AM (xv43o)

347 "They're going to let that engineering firm out of Florida do it."



Oh...well in that case



Carry on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:18 AM (cqNba)


---

Maybe too subtle, which I'm really bad about. Sorry.

Remember a year or so ago when that Woke engineering firm tried to build a bridge that was a Safe Space for Cars or something and it collapsed because no one working there really knew what concrete was or how it worked?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:27 AM (xyung)

348 343 If the remake it(and they will) it will be minorities,a gay ,a transgender and maybe a furry.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 09:27 AM (BXMxN)

349 " Is she a CNN retread, because she sounds like a dopey liberal."

Not every dopey liberal is on CNN

But, everyone at CNN is a dopey liberal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:27 AM (cqNba)

350 Burn Two Toads!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:27 AM (m45I2)

351 Can't believe I made it in before the art thread.
Really can't believe I made it in before the Vic Report!
Been a long time since I managed that.

"Schroedinger's judge!!" Did TwoScoops come up with that one all by himself? Hilarious!

Posted by: mindful webworker's laughing ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:28 AM (RnSBy)

352 SC law does not ban CCW in medical centers, the
medical centers do that on their own. They also do not ban ban CCW on
public transportation.


Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 08:53 AM (mpXpK)
Here is a link to a site that I have followed in the past and I would think it up to date, but of course you can't be sure unless you go to a state site. https://tinyurl.com/yc48jmze
It looks like you are right about public transportation, at least it is not expressly clear. What I read on the subject was confusing and may have had to do with a carrier than bans firearms expressly. I don't know to be honest with you.

They are pretty clear about the medical building restriction, unless you have express permission. I don't claim to know much about SC gun laws and it is up to everyone to find out the facts for themselves if it pertains to them. I was just making a general comment about what I have seen over the years. Some states in the Southeast have more gun regulations than other pro 2a states. Also, SC bans open carry. But I agree it is a pro 2A state, and again, nothing against them.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 09:28 AM (n13/j)

353 351
Can't believe I made it in before the art thread.

Really can't believe I made it in before the Vic Report!

Been a long time since I managed that.



"Schroedinger's judge!!" Did TwoScoops come up with that one all by himself? Hilarious!

Posted by: mindful webworker's laughing ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:28 AM (RnSBy)

Vic was way l;ate in making his report. He forgot.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (mpXpK)

354 Yeh...I can see where someone might think that the circumstances were the same.



If someone were an idiot.
--

So yes, all liberals.

Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (u0hpX)

355 >>"Schroedinger's judge!!" Did TwoScoops come up with that one all by himself? Hilarious!
Posted by: mindful webworker's laughing ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:28 AM (RnSBy)

Zod.

Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (Bdeb0)

356 "Maybe too subtle, which I'm really bad about. Sorry."


On the other hand..
Maybe my subtle snark in return to your subtle snark was too subtle in return.

My bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (cqNba)

357 There's no equivalent between the Kav and Farifax allegations.
One is a police report, the other is like a written account of a dream you had three decades ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (fTQ1B)

358 I have never seen an Andy Hardy flick.
Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:24 AM (mpXpK)


They were talkies.

Posted by: Zombie Mickey Rooney at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (9Ni3Z)

359 >>Funny how delicate our news media is that 'learn to code' gets people banned in their defense.

It's almost like Twitter is a media scam, isn't it?





Yeah, seems like it's business model is dependent n it being a news platform (protect journalists!) and also, a tool for propagating Lefty messaging (spread by a lot of journalists).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:30 AM (W+vEI)

360 So let me get the straight: RBG show up in public, looking "glam" at a social event, but she can't show up at her job???

Posted by: Smilin jack at February 08, 2019 09:30 AM (yDxHh)

361 358 They were talkies.

Posted by: Zombie Mickey Rooney at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (9Ni3Z)

The "early AOS meme" Vic is so old that......

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:30 AM (mpXpK)

362 "Maybe too subtle, which I'm really bad about. Sorry."





On the other hand..

Maybe my subtle snark in return to your subtle snark was too subtle in return.



My bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (cqNba)


---

It's known references all the way down.

We'll eventually just be posting wink symbols.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (xyung)

363 "There's no equivalent between the Kav and Farifax allegations.
One is a police report, the other is like a written account of a dream you had three decades ago."



Yet I am hearing that equivocation in the media all the time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (cqNba)

364 >>>There's no equivalent between the Kav and Farifax allegations.
One is a police report, the other is like a written account of a dream you had three decades ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 09:29 AM (fTQ1B)


When was the police report made?


Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (ePWRo)

365 Well we can take solace in the fact if the SCOTUS ever tilts left, one of the libs will become the swing vote.

right ???

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (RZ6R1)

366 I love that OCrazyHo Kotex's argument for unrestricted illegal aliens is that the land used to belong to "indigenous people", who, as we all know, were all one big happy family living together in peace and harmony before the Evil White Man came along.

She might want to look into how the residents of the Comancheria treated unauthorized visitors from Mexico, back in the day.

Hint: they didn't give them "free health care".

Also, from the neighboring Apache perspective, see Geronimo's thoughts on Mexicans (basically, kill them on sight, preferably in the most painful way possible).


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (0OWcv)

367 The Virginia Dem who covered up for Fairfax for a year urged for Kavanaugh to be rejected for the court.

Fuck this guy in particular.

--

If they were nothing else, one thing indisputable is that the Democrats are the biggest bunch of hypocrites imaginable. And why should they care? The MFM never calls them on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (JoUsr)

368 "So let me get the straight: RBG show up in public, looking "glam" at a social event, but she can't show up at her job???"

Priorities

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:31 AM (cqNba)

369 Thanks, JJ. Morning, all. I love that Devin Nunes crack in the sidebar. Good thing he was on TV and not on Twitter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 09:32 AM (I2dne)

370 Lizzy:
It's a reference to that so-called "scandalous" video that AOC made with some friends at BU where they imitate the dancing moves of the characters in Breakfast Club.

Oh, right. I'd read that and forgot.

Still, style guide or not, I think I'll stick with Ojos Locos.

Stilton Jarlsberg came up with "Artesia Ocarina-Courtdate" - heh.

Posted by: mindful webworker's fifty shades of ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:32 AM (RnSBy)

371 "It's known references all the way down.

We'll eventually just be posting wink symbols."


*


* *

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (cqNba)

372
333 I started to watch Breakfast Club back when I had a sattelite dish. I turned it off after about 15 min. Really boring and shitty movie.
----------------------
I ran into Judd Nelson in a Piggly Wiggly in Wilmington, NC, back when he was still a thing. Guy was high as a kite but had some really fine eye candy in tow. Don't know what happened to him. Is he selling insurance or something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (2LelM)

373 Jerry Nadler is an ass.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (hECVl)

374 Meghan McCain is as shitty a person as her father. No class, no brain and no clue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (ajJoO)

375 Glam = undertaker trying to match skin tone similar to six week old newspaper.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (xyung)

376 What does Mr RBG do for fun? Fuck corpses or something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 09:34 AM (2LelM)

377 I'm saying Ojos Locos translates into Crazy Jews. I don't care if it's true or not because I just like the way Crazy Jews looks when it's capitalized.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:34 AM (xyung)

378 Good work JJ.

Dy--no--mite!

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 09:34 AM (NLLmE)

379 I still haven't heard her speak but the Breakfast Club thing resonated with me. A bit of both female characters.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 09:34 AM (n13/j)

380 Ocasio-TacoRosado Lies About Her Plan Requiring "Massive Government Takeover" Hours After Admitting Just the Opposite

-
My thought on this as well as on Mammy Northam's Final Solution to the pregnancy question remarks is that the Donks swim in a sewer and had no idea how normal people would react. They were shocked, SHOCKED!, when the public didn't react the way the guests at the NYT's cocktail party reacted.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 09:34 AM (+y/Ru)

381 I see Roberts is still a partisan idiot. The court of Dredd Scott and Plessy is trying to say they are infallible, and that precedent should always stand. The man who said that judges are not partisan, saves the day again for Democrats by ignoring the law and putting infants at risk.

That Roberts fails to protect the most innocent among us and denies them any rights is a disgrace. Thanks again to the Federalist Society for this piece of biased liberal garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 09:34 AM (VpIIl)

382 Cortez will host the Oscars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:35 AM (xyung)

383 I ran into Judd Nelson in a Piggly Wiggly in Wilmington, NC, back when he was still a thing. Guy was high as a kite but had some really fine eye candy in tow. Don't know what happened to him. Is he selling insurance or something?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (2LelM)

I still quote from one of his first movies, Making the Grade.

'I did my part. I gave Buffy the old hot beef injection '

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 09:35 AM (ajJoO)

384 I doubt Breakfast Club would hold up very well.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2019 09:36 AM (NLLmE)

385 Sandy O' was busy explaining that we are a nation of laws.

While demanding that we ignore our immigration laws.

It must get crowded in that space behind her eyeballs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:36 AM (cqNba)

386 The first sentence of the Morning Report is as interesting-- and long-- as the week it describes.

There's a sophisticated phrase in literature analytics that describes such art in writing but the CET, and mostly skipped classes, of my football enabled attendance at a fine Southern university prevents recall of the phrase.

The Morning Report is equal to the impossible task of describing Trump World. No one or nowhere else gets near the reality Trump presents ... just got a strong suspicion that President Trump is wired into the Morning Report.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at February 08, 2019 09:36 AM (3TCs1)

387 How did RGB look "glam" when she's never looked glam in her entire adult life? What a laughable, farcical description.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 09:36 AM (JoUsr)

388 Lizzy:

It's a reference to that so-called "scandalous" video that AOC
made with some friends at BU where they imitate the dancing moves of the
characters in Breakfast Club.
Oh yeah. I forgot that. But still haven't seen it.


Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 09:36 AM (n13/j)

389 Barr is a 2nd amendment hating deep stater. I have already made calls to my useless reps and emailed WH to voice my displeasure.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 08, 2019 09:36 AM (cCxiu)

390 Roberts is yet another gift from GW that keeps on giving.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (BXMxN)

391 "Good work JJ.

Dy--no--mite!"

And on his Birthday, no less.

The man is a national treasure.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (cqNba)

392 "I have killed many Mexicans; I do not know how many, for frequently I did not count them. Some of them were not worth counting. It has been a long time since then, but still I have no love for the Mexicans. With me they were always treacherous and malicious."

-- Geronimo

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (0OWcv)

393 What is so frustrating about this who Green New Deal is that they do not take the job of governance seriously.

This is a disgrace! They don't take their responsibilities seriously (see Border Security and government shutdown) but they propose some whack-o proposal about communism disguised as environmentalism?

These proposals are not new. They have been considered and dismissed as non-sense for decades.

DECADES!!!!!

The Democrats are a disgrace and should be treated as such.

Sanders: Joke.

AOC: Joke.

Women in White: Joke.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (RpM6k)

394 Vic:
Vic was way late in making his report. He forgot.

Well, it worked for me.

At least you got the report in before

NOOD NUDE
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379548

Posted by: mindful webworker's time-traveling of ghost, hanging around, at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (RnSBy)

395 Glam = capable of re-enacting the iconic Titanic "lift" scene alone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (xyung)

396 373 Jerry Nadler is an ass.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 09:33 AM (hECVl)

There has got to be some kinda barrel consequence for saying ass and Nadler in the same sentence

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (RZ6R1)

397 I doubt Breakfast Club would hold up very well.

--

All white cast ist vorboten in 2019 America.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (JoUsr)

398 This Whittaker hearing is such a farce.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (hECVl)

399 I can't find the date of Tyson's initial police report.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (ePWRo)

400
The Virginia Dem who covered up for Fairfax for a year urged for Kavanaugh to be rejected for the court.

Fuck this guy in particular.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------
Of all people you should be least surprised by this.

In spite of their attempts to appear civilized, they are leftist barbarians. They are bent wholly on seizing and expanding power by any means at their disposal. Character, integrity, laws, and morality mean absolutely nothing to them.

A legitimate press might have stopped this, but the usurpation of academe has derivatively populated the media with fellow travelers.

The Post actually had it right, Democracy does die in darkness, they simply are too blinded by hubris/ignorance/bias to recognize that they themselves are the candle snuffers. In point of fact, they are quite pleased with themselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (xSo9G)

401 nood

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (mpXpK)

402 Nadler is lint from an ass crack. How's that?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (VpIIl)

403 Roberts is yet another gift from GW that keeps on giving.
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 09:37 AM (BXMxN)

That was a selection pushed by the so called real Conservatives.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 09:38 AM (ajJoO)

404 >>I doubt Breakfast Club would hold up very well.


Oh yeah. About a year ago amidst the #MeToo frenzy, Molly Ringwald wrote a scathing column about how now, upon reflection, those movies and their director were guilty of patriarchal badthought and female oppression.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:39 AM (W+vEI)

405
Breakfast Club...





******





A veritable Who's Who of 1980's troubled yoot stereotypes.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2019 09:25 AM (m45I2)

The definitive "Brat Pack" movie, along with St. Elmo's Fire.

Posted by: Quint at February 08, 2019 09:39 AM (n13/j)

406 This will occasion a new industry: Social media cover-for-status. You purchase a persona that is managed and validated by a third party for such purposes.
Posted by: Zod

Socks r' US

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 09:40 AM (25Dt7)

407 Leftism: Not Just Wrong, But Evil (preach it - jjs)

-
This reminds me of a simpler time when I believed we all wanted the same thing, a strong and prosperous USA, and just disagreed on how to get there. Now I think they devil spawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 09:40 AM (+y/Ru)

408 Oh yeah. About a year ago amidst the #MeToo frenzy, Molly Ringwald wrote a scathing column about how now, upon reflection, those movies and their director were guilty of patriarchal badthought and female oppression.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 09:39 AM (W+vEI)

I love that Sixteen Candles has every subject that triggers the SJW.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 09:41 AM (ajJoO)

409 RBG's workout consists of raising her head off her chest 5 times a day and saying another 5 "I dissent" s

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2019 09:41 AM (RZ6R1)

410 Happy Birthday JJ? I think?

***

Well Occasional Taco is being given a place in our brains for which we should really be charging her rent. I think Trump did it best: "Who? . . . . * pause, nonchalant wave* . . . please she's a nobody."

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2019 09:43 AM (D7exD)

411 I don't understand JJs obsession with abortion since it is widely performed in Israel and has the OK from the Chief Rabbi as being kosher

Posted by: Kurt at February 08, 2019 09:44 AM (yA3hj)

412 Has anyone else noted all of the Occasional Taco-Rosada look-alikes in advertising lately?

Posted by: Sooner at February 08, 2019 09:48 AM (Fs5vw)

413 I see Ramseys restaurant is We No See U Cat Stop Carrling

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

414 I'm a man who appreciates the importance of staying bought. Semper Fi!

Posted by: John Roberts, Honking on a Dick at February 08, 2019 09:52 AM (hjaPQ)

415 Nude nood art.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 09:58 AM (0OWcv)

416 They're immune from mistake, fraud, menace, duress, and undue influence, defamation. They pass law to allow for insider trading by themselves only.

They are Ameica's only native criminal class. All the other ones are created or recreated generationally and are stepped on by it's own thug police forces so as to not present an existential threat to their monopoly taxing power.

And the Democrat Party...is the most dangerous of the two factions ...to the People because it seeks relentlessly to expand it's hold over the minutia of everyday life by design.

If you are paying attention the weight of these gangs is suffocating the the system the Founders bequeathed us so that we can order our own lifes in ways we desire as individuals, not as subjects to a system of control from a central governmental body...and our saystem was designed to splinter such power so that too much could not be invested into any one locus..has broken down with too much power invested into too many locii.

And no way to retard or move back the forces that seek to control. No way to wall them off and say not one more thing.

This is the stuff divorce is made of. At least in your private life you are free to throw off the smothering blanket of an oppressor. In the commons you can't make them back off. I for instance, had a tree drop a branch while I was gone. It blocked a sidewalk but not the road. The government was quick to ticket me as if I would do nothing about it but they were ready and put me on notice to fine me if I didn't. They weren't there to help me. When it's that way in your private life... you finally pack up and leave. Ah me.

Thanks for the morning update!

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2019 11:11 AM (Y274z)

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