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Twitter Down 8% as It Continues Losing Millions of Users
On the upside, it posted its first profit ever.
On the downside, millions are abandoning the platform.Twitter turned its first annual profit in 2018, but the company has a problem it doesn't want to talk about. The company said Thursday it had 321 million monthly active users in the final three months of last year, down five million from the prior quarter and nine million from the same period a year ago. That marked the third consecutive quarter of user declines. And soon, the company will stop disclosing the figure entirely.NeverTrump, which seems to live almost exclusively in their twitter bubble VR fantasy RPG world, hardest hit. The correlation between "Extremely Online" Twitter MMORP addicts and members of NeverTrump and the Resistance has got to be nearly 1.0. Do you know of any such persons who are not nigh-omnipresent on Twitter?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 06:03 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 06:05 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (1XAal)
Twitter sucks
Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Mitchell at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (BvNzB)
Bastards would tie up the computer lab for hours in the early 90s playing text-based DnD.
SSDD.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (BqXKV)
What the world will do without the wit and wisdom of John Podhoretz (check your feed every five minutes), I have no idea.
You've got to think that all of these people who are on there non-stop have serious problems. Maybe they don't get along with their spouse or their children. Maybe they don't get along with their gay lover. Throw in some undiagnosed mental illness and you're dealing with some severely broken people. I have no sympathy for them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (7ZQe3)
321 million active monthly users? Nope.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (zmIJL)
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Yeah, how many "users" are bots?
Twitter knows, but won't say.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (V38Xw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (asM0l)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (2DHSK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (4ErVI)
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But, but I thought he had quit Twitter. I'm sure he said he would.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (vE2Ex)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:08 PM
************
Mine is a couple of months.
I'd tweet that out, but I never set up an account.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (0tfLf)
I call total bullshit on that number. Oh, I'm sure they said that, but that is total bullshit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pookysgirl at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (XKZwp)
$100M in venture capital and they're bringing in $25M/yr. Investors want to be paid (bigly) and it's not happening....
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: twitter.comm at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (asM0l)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX8)
How many involuntarily banned or shadowbanned from it for WrongThink? Hundreds, thousands?
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (786Ro)
Don't make me care about Sean.
It will not happen not matter how ghey you are for Sean.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Sean Cock at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (n2qRY)
I am surprised, though, that they turned a profit. I never thought that would happen. Twitter is only a business model insofar as it fleeces credulous investors with more money than sense.
I'm sure this won't last.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (AzW6q)
*wonders why user base is shrinking*
Posted by: @jack at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: MySpace at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM
*************
IF I had a tweet account, I'd tell journos to "Code more, Tweet less."
I wonder if they' ban me?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (0tfLf)
Leaves about 4 worth a shit.
Cesspool for the most part.
Posted by: nip at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Myspace at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 06:12 PM (ffYR/)
I think - seriously - that they are gaming their usership numbers and defrauding their advertisers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 06:13 PM (asM0l)
Wonder how many are fake / bots?
Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at February 12, 2019 06:13 PM (FnLXY)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 06:13 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:10 PM (0tfLf)
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Same.
I saw a lot of bloggers go there and their blogging went to hell and they lost the ability to write in any coherent way. It destroys your brain cells.
Instead of thoughtful parodies or arguments, it became all about the SICK BURN.
Btw, I stopped paying attention to Twitchy because so many of the "So-and-So DESTROYS" headlines were utterly pathetic.
No one was ever actually destroyed. In fact, the blue check crowd is regularly humiliated, and yet they keep tweeting away as if nothing happened.
What a waste of time.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Not gonna happen. I feel like I'm being lectured to by a boring school marm.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:14 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 06:14 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pete Seria
Used to be damn-near everybody in Macedonia content farmed, then the dot com bubble came and all the young people headed for the city. Just weren't enough of a living to be made anymore.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 06:15 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 06:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:15 PM (BqXKV)
No one was ever actually destroyed. In fact, the blue check crowd is regularly humiliated, and yet they keep tweeting away as if nothing happened.
What a waste of time.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:14 PM
*************
Yes. Seems like a huge echo chamber.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:16 PM (0tfLf)
IF I had a tweet account, I'd tell journos to "Code more, Tweet less."
I wonder if they' ban me?
Didn't TFG say that out loud? Why not just twat out a video clip of that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:16 PM (HaL55)
Blech!
How long does it take for most people to notice the beautiful content stream they were walking along started getting marshy, and turned into a cesspool? For every gem you find, there's a thousand floating turds you need to poke to find out they're not gems.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 06:16 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (BqXKV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:14 PM (7ZQe3)
The ego that allows her to think she has a chance to be president is staggering.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (H8QX8)
The Dummy's Guide to Minnesota Politicians:
if they're white, it is YAWWWWNNNNNN no matter which party they're in. (although once in a while, a lunatic shows up like Jesse Ventura)
if they're black, it's "I KEEEL YOU, YOU STEENKING JOO! I KEEEL YOU!!!"
and the GOP-e cucks keep pushing Minnesota pols for President.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (9Om/r)
I heard her announcement on the radio this weekend. She's supposed to be the moderate.
After all the platitudes (Daddy was a school teacher and Mammy plowed the tundra with me in a napsack) the first issues she got to were global warmening and gun control.
This is what the Dems are going to call moderate next time out.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (fuK7c)
Every day was like that - glorious. And in the autumn, we'd harvest the content for the buyers, who'd come trundling into the market in their shiny ShareBlue trucks.
Until the Twitter famine came, and shattered our bucolic paradise. Nothing would be the same again. It truly was innocence lost.
Posted by: Macedonian Content Farmer at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Sean Cock at February 12, 2019 06:17 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 12, 2019 06:18 PM (mWtgZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y5xa9xpg
Posted by: William Eaton at February 12, 2019 06:18 PM (MuTTO)
I bet a lot of money went into Twitter/Facebook/Buzzfeed/etc. because those were the only investments that looked like they could turn a profit.
Utilities were being killed off by "green" energy and manufacturing was dead, dead, dead.
Now everything has changed. Manufacturing is booming, and so are resource extraction. An interest rate above zero percent means actually SAVING MONEY can make economic sense.
With other options, big money is going to look at something other than Silicon Snake Oil.
Just a thought.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM (TQyCa)
https://tinyurl.com/y5xa9xpg
Is Liz Warren in that?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Klobuchar reminds me of Leona Helmsley. Amy is meaner, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 12, 2019 06:20 PM (f1Vqw)
Twitter says [ its user count ] only includes users who are seeing ads....
At the same time, Twitter has seen renewed growth in its advertising business driven in large part by traction for video advertising.
Fudging the numbers?
"monetizable" = user seeing ads?
Twitter gonna morph into some sort of TweetTube, to coin a phrase?
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 06:20 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 12, 2019 06:20 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 12, 2019 06:20 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM (TQyCa)
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Selling user data.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM (LL1Be)
Dude, she's at least, like, half a tard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (Ct55T)
Now they're quite lucrative. All of a sudden, there are other options that aren't based on vague future promises of dividends.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)
All the qualities you'd want in a President.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Just Asking the Questions at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (hjaPQ)
SSDD.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd
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Why in my time (mid 70's) you young whippersnapper, we played (also text-based) "Adventure" on the big iron - IBM 360. Thank you Bell Labs!!
I was only on twatter for 6 to 9 months. Honestly, I didn't get the appeal.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (MAstk)
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (1XAal)
YO!!
Posted by: Oy at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)
All the qualities you'd want in a President.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (7ZQe3)
I no, rite?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (IKjSy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)
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Save the Cows!
Posted by: William Eaton at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 06:04 PM (MAstk)
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at February 12, 2019 06:06 PM (1XAal)
YO!!
Posted by: Oy at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)
...
Posted by: Warai-YOtoko at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)
Twitter is Sean Cock, hanging outside a castle window on a bedsheet rope, trying to run away to ... sing!
I hope some noble knight comes along and cuts the bedsheet...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM (n2qRY)
we played (also text-based) "Adventure" on the big iron - IBM 360. Thank
you Bell Labs!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (Y4EXg)
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Was that the one where if you put out your torch you got eaten by a grue?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)
91 Why in my time (mid 70's) you young whippersnapper, we played (also text-based) "Adventure" on the big iron - IBM 360.
used to keep an eye on the trash bin in the hot reader room. after someone had discarded a stack of cards, we'd paw through it; you'd often find the card with the username and password. you could then play adventure for a while.
this was on a burroughs 6800.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Guy Who Works in Social Media And Is Learning to Code Now at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (+dsLj)
They can't.
It's the 'E'-conomy.
They essentially just move money around until they realize they are insolvent. Then they close their doors.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (PAEut)
Probably by cutting costs, like they did before, not by growing business. Especially if people are dumping it.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (u0hpX)
All the qualities you'd want in a President.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (7ZQe3)
........
Now we need Kamalala to step up and claim to be a bigger bitch, and a bigger liar... all true.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 06:19 PM
*************
She's a real nowways tard,
Sittin' in her nowhere yard
Makin' all her nowhere's plans
for nobody.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (0tfLf)
Early on, I was using Twitter accounts to monitor computing services. If the system was going near a critical phase, it would Tweet out an SOS. Those in the group could then subscribe to the tweets and receive notifications. New accounts were created and old ones abandoned periodically. It was temporary until a internal secure solution came to together, but those are hundreds of accounts that are floating around out there as orphans that never had a single opinion or dick pick to share.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)
I'm still not convinced that Adam Schiff is real yet.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (Ct55T)
I can't even imagine what it's like working for that company... Hyper activism, tribal interest groups, the tattle tailing, the employee education meetings and wall posters, the internal drama, the safe spaces, the distraught work absences...
Good GOD. I'd have to eat valium like M&Ms for breakfast just to go to work from my $800k, 1000 sq. Ft. apartment surrounded by homeless degenerates shooting smack on feces smeared sidewalks.
No wonder these SJWs hate the America they live in.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (db5dt)
SSDD.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd
You've been eaten by a Grue.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Yo-yo at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (ABjxW)
You can't cut your way to prosperity. Just doesn't work. Ask Sears
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (7ZQe3)
Besides, the whole game of getting more followers and retweets is a big Tournament of the Unserious. It was like being back in junior high school. No thanks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:23 PM
And Wolf Blitzer is telling me there's BREAKING NEWS about "new evidence" that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia. I think I've seen that episode before, another rerun?
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
I mean, brick and mortar was dead. The steel industry was heading to
China and mining and drilling were icky and soon to be outlawed.
Now they're quite lucrative. All of a sudden, there are other options that aren't based on vague future promises of dividends.
The sole reason manufacturing fled was NAFTA. It took a while, but that abortion drained the country of a lot of money, just as planned. And that money went to our enemies, the Chi-Coms. Thanks a lot, BJ Clition. I hope your brain turns into Swiss cheese from all the STD's you have and you spend your remaining days filling Depends endlessly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Yo-yo at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (bUjCl)
I'm a bossy bitch. Deal with it, bitchez.
Posted by: Queen Amy K. at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (f1Vqw)
So what you are saying, is that I can short their stock, and then spend a few million on servers and software to create so much fake twitter data that they are overwhelmed and all their user data become worthless and the company destroyed?
cool.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (bUjCl)
*************
And you had to wear lab coats.
ALWAYS wear lab coats.
It makes everyone else think you are special.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (0tfLf)
it's only a model
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (v3pYe)
Patsy, is that you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: MySpace at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Yo-Yo Ma at February 12, 2019 06:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 06:27 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Hands at February 12, 2019 06:25 PM (786Ro)
THE WALLZ ARE CLOSING IN ON THE TRUMP PREZIDENCY, PEEEEPLE!!!!!
Good God, when will these idiots regain their senses?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 06:27 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: MySpace at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (hjaPQ)
Go green and every business will be guaranteed profit!!
Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2019 06:28 PM (ABjxW)
Accumulate a pile of cash from dopey investors and government weasels, do just enough to keep afloat and keep the scam alive, all the while shoveling money into the pockets of the board and VPs and other muckety-mucks, and then when the whole thing goes tits up, abandon ship, start another corporation (or re-infect an existing one) and start over.
Who cares if the corporation is profitable on the balance sheet as long as you're shoving cash into your pockets?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:28 PM (Ct55T)
You get best outcomes by having Stirquisha paint her 6 inch nails at the Tool section register and help desk!
Posted by: SEARS at February 12, 2019 06:28 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Tony Danza at February 12, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)
Honestly though I think the charm is sort of coming off twitter and people are tiring of it and its increasingly tyrannical rules.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 06:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 12, 2019 06:29 PM (BqBId)
They essentially just move money around until they realize they are insolvent. Then they close their doors.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (PAEut)
Hey, you don't need the internet to do that. Hold my beer!
Posted by: Fast Eddie Lampert at February 12, 2019 06:29 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: disgusting oration at February 12, 2019 06:30 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 06:30 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck, Cruise Magnate at February 12, 2019 06:30 PM (uCiYy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:26 PM (HaL55)
Ross Perot keeps looking better as time goes on.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 06:30 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: disgusting oration at February 12, 2019 06:30 PM (vtd+q)
Hey, Twitter may suck, but don't blame them for a certain user's proclivity towards Croatian pudding pr0n.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: A H Lloyd
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Yep - LOL
used to keep an eye on the trash bin in the hot
reader room. after someone had discarded a stack of cards, we'd paw
through it; you'd often find the card with the username and password.
you could then play adventure for a while.
Posted by: Anachronda
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Scroungers will always find a way to scrounge, won't we?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (Y4EXg)
Then there were the monster characters and you had to hit a key to hit them and when you hit them enough they died and you scored.
Imagine doom with no graphics. I played that sucker for hours.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (WG0xd)
CNN is desperate after the news from the Senate Committee is "yeah, we got nothin'."
I'll bet the found the "new evidence" right next to that hot sauce bottle that smelled like bleach that they found in Chicago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)
It's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (pqt5D)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 06:21 PM (ffYR/)
You can turn off the ads - just choose the drop-down near the ad & select "I don't like this ad" Do it to all ads all the time - turn off all their ads
Posted by: Batterup at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (Ct55T)
rogue? nethack?
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (FTPVM)
Good God, when will these idiots regain their senses?
Posted by: Cicero
Never. It's bad religion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 06:32 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)
Rogue did that, and imitators like "Power Sword" for the TRS-80.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2019 06:33 PM (ykYG2)
ALWAYS wear lab coats.
It makes everyone else think you are special.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Not so well dressed as the Xerox repairman, though.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:33 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Oy at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)
...
Posted by: Warai-YOtoko at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)
You rang...?
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:33 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (MI74Q)
Also, don't underestimate the effect of banning only one side of the political spectrum.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (b6kHD)
Ross Perot gave us Clinton, so fuck him. He will never look any better than the bitter fool he always was.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: teh Wind at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (3nvL6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:24 PM (Ct55T)
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He does kinda fall hard into Uncanny Valley territory.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (Hx3Yn)
152 How fvcked up do your programmers have to be that people's "tweets" start showing up in Russian (after they take 5 minutes to load)?
It's a
fixt
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (2kj6M)
Ah, the mushroom theory in all its corporate glory --
Keep 'em in the dark and feed them shit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 06:35 PM (Z4rgH)
=======================
I thought I told you to face corner?!? Next time, we put you in cage under bed.
Posted by: "The" Paolo at February 12, 2019 06:35 PM (ty7RM)
Apparently RPG's keepers have cut a hole in the seat of her life support chair and are putting court docs down on the floor. She wheels around on them and any she craps on are considered a thumbs down.
SCOTUS Chicken-drop...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 12, 2019 06:35 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2019 06:35 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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'We'll always have Paris.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (2kj6M)
Ross Perot keeps looking better as time goes on.
He was right.
Manufacturing is more economically stable than whatever model it is that Twatter is based on. Less prone to massive downturns in the overall economy than, say, tourism (like down here.) It's a solid, long-term money maker where the employees can move their way up the ladder.
Which is why politicians don't understand it and don't want to nurture that sector. Most of them are lawyers who operate on a totally different model of removing existing wealth, not generating it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (HaL55)
I'll bet he thought that they don't have to be hooked up to anything, that they just accumulated this mysterious "charge" out of the air that they could hand out for free.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: My Balls at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro in an interview released Tuesday called President Trump a white supremacist and said that the Ku Klux Klan "rules the White House."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (aKsyK)
ALWAYS wear lab coats.
It makes everyone else think you are special.
Posted by: Diogenes
Bhussein putting white coats on everyone in the rose garden to launch Bhusseincare. Half Black liar!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Virgil Caine at February 12, 2019 06:36 PM (uCiYy)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (BXMxN)
It's a sick joke, and they know exactly what they are. They even know Trump isn't evil or stupid or anything they claim. They just hate us.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We're over the target.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (NLLmE)
Future authoritarian Maoist vegan president booker: to save the planet, the price of meat must necessarily skyrocket.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (IKjSy)
It came on a disk that was all sorts of pc programs. Called the Big Blue Marble.
All kinds of programs for internet, gaming, programming etc.
It was the company computer and I used it for inventory and some other low level crap.
I loved it. Slower snail shit compared to today of course.
An IBM-HT with a 10 megabyte hard disc!!! Woot! 5.5" floppies. Yowza. Color monitor!!!!
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 06:22 PM
Fun Fact: Active users are referred to as RBGs.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (WG0xd)
More of this please. I want all of twitter's soon to be ex-employees working at Subway for minimum wage and death bread for their shift meal.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (Z+IKu)
Are those real users or the bots that make up 75% of the Twits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (KfVRF)
He was a successful businessman who had experience, not a young bartender who couldn't meet the rent. Funny how that helps with accuracy of your statements.
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (ABjxW)
I actually got in an argument w/this dolt who didn't understand why putting charging stations "everywhere" was idiotic. And impossible. "
I'll bet he thought that they don't have to be hooked up to anything, that they just accumulated this mysterious "charge" out of the air that they could hand out for free.
Posted by: Tom Servo
There should be a gas pump at every parking space.
And FREE GAS!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 12, 2019 06:07 PM (4ErVI)
Wait! I so too am diagnosed! Its called Peter Pan Syndrome!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: steevy at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (BXMxN)
He prefers to eat the other kind of meat.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Gentlemen
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Nor will his voters. There, I said it.
Perot voters are no more capable of renouncing their action than Obama voters are.
Rationalization, all the way down.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:37 PM (zmIJL)
LOL
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (uEbPt)
Leftists like to believe in "free energy". It makes every stupid idea they have work.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (r+sAi)
Like the windmill in Animal Farm.
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I forgot about those guys. The Standard Register salesmen dressed even better - like a king. I would too getting a commission on the tens of thousands of boxes of green bar paper he sold the big IT shops. Wow!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:07 PM
That sounds very tribal. Like African tribes that helped enslave other African tribes. Or cannibals that eat other tribes.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Delurked at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (8oK3c)
Don't make me care about Sean.
It will not happen not matter how ghey you are for Sean.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 06:11 PM
He's no Todd, that's for sure.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:39 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
We're over the target."
We're in a weird position in that Maduro now actually *wants* the US to attack him, because it would justify him unleashing all kinds of military terror on the crowds who have been protesting in Caracas. The fact that we are not making any obvious moves is driving him crazy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck, Cruise Magnate at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (uCiYy)
Gee, I hafta admit, I like getting tidbits from all over the world and talking to conscientious Canucks and Brits.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: IC at February 12, 2019 06:31 PM (a0IVu)
Think I saw her the other day, on a milk carton ;-)
Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (FnLXY)
I really feel like a window is closing and conservatives are basically going to have all political communication shut down soon. But I guess TruCons can pat themselves on the back that they went to the mat to protect business regulation in Silicon Valley, the most important aspect of all conservatism.
Posted by: Blago at February 12, 2019 06:40 PM (UfkIY)
Are those real users or the bots that make up 75% of the Twits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (KfVRF)
That is indeed the question. I
Posted by: Miklos, perparing aperitif at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (zCyNd)
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Yea, there's issues about what Twitter the company does with user data, but what about what Twitter employees do with user data? Does anyone here doubt for a second that the unhinged progressive crackpots that work there don't regularly leak user data to [name of Progressive interest group]?
That Antifa dude that was just arrested for beating two Marines (um... a little embarrassing, that...), Joseph "Jose" Alcoff, was plugged into Feinstein, Sherrod Brown and a few Dem members of the House. Over/Under % of workforce that are Antifa members at Twitter? Ya think these peeps work hard at twitter to protect the personal information of conservatives on the platform?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (db5dt)
I would not blame NAFTA directly. Nafta was the tool, but the culprit
was giving china mfn and wto, and never adjusting our trade policy in
response to the end of the cold war.
NAFTA played a very large part in the destruction of the middle class, as did your two examples. We got sold out, plain and simple. Tens of thousands of small manufacturing businesses closed after NAFTA and millions of Americans lost their jobs and their careers. My standard of living never recovered, and neither did a lot of other people's.
It's almost like our nation is run by a gaggle of economic imbeciles (Occasional-Cortex, I'm looking at you).
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (HaL55)
All those who are/were on the twatters call it a cesspool and waste of time.
Many of us just cherry pick stuff from select users, don't have accounts, avoid 99.999% of the sewage.
No point, just repeating this boring factoid, again.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: jakee308
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'Hard disk'?
5" drive?
WTF?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (fZcn6)
I think it's pretty obvious that this is the only place they can get the feeling that anyone pays attention to them anymore.
They'd have more fun if they just picked a Warcraft avatar and invested their time in that. I would say Warhammer, but then they'd keep running into that God-Emperor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (UY7TD)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)
Virgil Found your linkedin account. You still choppin wood?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (JFO2v)
Are those real users or the bots that make up 75% of the Twits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 06:38 PM (KfVRF)
That is indeed the question. If all, or a large portion of bot accounts were purged, game over for the business model, such as it is.
Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Gentlemen
Meh. George Bush was a total asshole and Perot was absolutely correct about NAFTA and deficits. He was way off on some other things (his direct democracy stuff was loony) but he hit the nail on the head on a bunch of major issues.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 06:43 PM (KfVRF)
150 The first game I played on a computer of my own was this text
game where as you moved characters would show up representing walls or
doors or other objects or structures. You couldn't see them until you
moved and touched them.
I remember Hammurabi: Will of the People, on my state of the art Texas Instruments computer. Classic weapons or food choice. I usually played to be deposed by angry riots.
My favorite game was Parsec, which was a space invader-type video game. That was the high point of my gaming. The graphics became too fast and flashy, and I don't process visual information that quickly. I get motion sick.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 12, 2019 06:43 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 12, 2019 06:43 PM (FTPVM)
But I hear TV makes everyone look fat.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (KHIvM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (xcbew)
"Orange Man Bad haiku generator"
Posted by: Miklos, there's money in lazy at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (BqXKV)
So would most of the virtue signalling by corporation who respond to the "overwhelming response we received on social media".
Without the bots, Sean Hannity could have more diversity in his radio and tv advertisements other than gold and prepper supplies.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (lD3vL)
#StopLearningToCode
Posted by: twitter.comm at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (f6lTY)
Also, an NYPD cop was shot during an armed robbery in Queens.
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (mg6lV)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)
Romney could not even stand toe to toe with a woman named Candy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
5" drive?
WTF?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (fZcn6)
*renumbers punch cards*
Posted by: Miklos, impervious to EMP attack at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (Ou6XS)
Is Crazy Eyes claiming w/a straight face now that the Green New Deal doc was a troll?
If so, the only person she caught was her party's presidential hopefuls.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (xcbew)
Twitter was a good idea. The name was stupid and the user interface was the clunkiest, most annoying piece of shit I have ever used.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (KfVRF)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (HaL55)
But I lie. Conan the Barbarian is the best movie ever and it's on now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2019 06:34 PM (LWu6U)
Yeah, he let his Bush hatred screw with his head. But he was ahead of his time there too. Clinton was a sleazeball, but he was the great triangulator and let Congress steer him to some not so lefty policies. Not so sure a second term of the first Bush would not have been worse for the country, as the Bushes have revealed their true loyalties over the years since.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 06:46 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: nurse amy at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (0iVp1)
Cite your sources Jonah. Don't just make shit up.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (7ZQe3)
227 I still say that given what we know about Suckshit Romney and
Dickbrain McCain, I can no longer blame Obama voters for the choice they
made. Neither of them would have been any better for this country (not
to mention the longterm health and brand of the R party). Sorry.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)
Romney could not even stand toe to toe with a woman named Candy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
McCain got lost in the shadow of a woman named Sarah.
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Buzzie Ginsburg at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Abby at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (RWqNi)
Posted by: Pete Seria
Ann Coulter must be one-dimensional in real life.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: Buzzie Ginsburg at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (FTPVM)
8 weeks
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
You would need to be wealthy, or compensated for being on twitter so much.
Posted by: Revenant at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (bD2Jh)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (vE2Ex)
"One technology from Column A, one industry sector from Column B..."
Posted by: Johnny Chung, Little Rock restauranteur at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2019 06:44 PM (KHIvM)
(who else read that as "Cockery"?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (HaL55)
Nope, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Making more very rich, and killing the middle class, because campaign financing does not come from the middle class.
Note that most of the house and senate are worth more than $1 Million.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ResistanceHaiku at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
It actually would be quite easy for Brazil to move up and take control of all of the Eastern provinces, especially if they moved quickly - only one major hiway and no truly large towns. Columbia, coming from the west should be able to quickly grab everything around Maracibo, which is most of the oil industry. No need to go to Caracas, where most of the Venezuelan military is concentrated. It would be left isolated, as a rump state with no industry, while Guiardo could assume the Presidency over all of the "liberated" provinces.
With the rest of the country occupied and cut off, Caracas would fall without a shot in no more than a week or two. And no American troops needed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Bloodbath at Circle K, As The Last Cashier Job In US Gets Posted As Open
"I am to be helping you?" "Fuck you, you dirty coder!"
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (Z4rgH)
Dickbrain McCain, I can no longer blame Obama voters for the choice they
made. Neither of them would have been any better for this country (not
to mention the longterm health and brand of the R party). Sorry.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)
Sorry but that's beyond ridiculous even if just considering the Supreme Court .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
Counterpoint: Melania Trump.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
TV makes her look FLILFy.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Which all the internet does but twitter seems to do to an extreme.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (NLLmE)
I quit breathing 2weeks ago and I'm still issuing judgment
Posted by: Buzzie Ginsburg at February 12, 2019 06:47 PM (FTPVM)
OK, Ruthie, rattle your shackles once for "concur", and twice for "dissent"
Posted by: CJ Roberts with a Oiuja board, communing with the Ghost of Penumbras Past at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: NPC Cockuhsukah at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (FTPVM)
Dude! You've written the "Howl" of a new generation!! Genius.
I came over here to observe that today is the 20th Anniversary of Bill Clinton's aquittal of the impeachment charges. I assume someone else said so earlier, but I just got here.
Gee, why haven't we heard about that on the "news" today?
P.S. I used to work in a computing center with a big elevated super-air-conditioned mainframe room. We all wore lab coats. I still miss mine. Yes, I'm old.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (xcbew)
I would think fondue forks
Posted by: Miklos, suddenly suspicious of the Mongolian Barbeque at February 12, 2019 06:51 PM (zCyNd)
Riots, revolutions, shootings in the street. My cousin got shot in Caracas during a protest. He was 9 yrs old.
Freaked my the F**k out.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:51 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 06:51 PM (vE2Ex)
And Hillary would have been better than Trump, at least the House would stay GOP first time around.
Can't think of a Dem candidate who wouldn't have been better, come to think of it.
Posted by: Get a grip people at February 12, 2019 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
Seriously. Just imagine if she had pulled that stunt on Trumpy. A giant grease spot where she once sat.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 06:51 PM (uEbPt)
Congratulations on making it to "return on investment".
I hope you get your money's worth.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (RfzVr)
i'm pretty sure that he was already crazy.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (sGtp+)
She sounds extremely brittle and unpleasant. And props to Bret Baier, he was a tough interviewer.
Anyhow, husband's out of town. Back to cleaning out crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
That could be fun.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (WG0xd)
racist sexist homophobe
bad bad orangeman
Posted by: ResistanceHaiku at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (It5Ks)
REEEEE!
REEE-pant-pant-pant
REEEEE!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: slowdown at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (E+yET)
P.S. I used to work in a computing center with a big elevated super-air-conditioned mainframe room. We all wore lab coats. I still miss mine. Yes, I'm old.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (S+f+m)
I used to program military computers in 1's and 0's.
Literally could troubleshoot the system by stepping through the program one line at a time, and check to see if it was working with an Oscope and probe.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (NgKpN)
Making more very rich, and killing the middle class, because campaign financing does not come from the middle class.
Note that most of the house and senate are worth more than $1 Million.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
Kill income tax! Go to Fair Tax! Watch middle class get rich!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (JFO2v)
271 But I hear TV makes everyone look fat.
Counterpoint: Melania Trump.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
TV makes her look FLILFy.
pretty sure she does that all on her own
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (sGtp+)
Supposedly it was Nan from SanFran that told Gavin to do it. Just to fuck with BC Evita.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (zmIJL)
Not a fucking chance. The Soviets would have taken every damn thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (vE2Ex)
A gob uh goo.
He'd have some nickname for her too.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (WG0xd)
Also, an NYPD cop was shot during an armed robbery in Queens.
Of course, the train plug is big, black, and made out of silicone.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (sLicW)
But I lie. Conan the Barbarian is the best movie ever and it's on now."
Every time Conan the Barbarian is on I HAVE to watch, I can't break free! And I can't say it' the greatest movie ever, but I will say that it is the Greatest Movie SCORE Ever! Basil Poledourus was a freakin' musical genius.
It's hard to even pick a favorite track - they are all so good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Meanwhile - gee Mitch, any walk-the-plank votes on border security planned? Um, how about ANY important votes?
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2019 06:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pete Seria
"They say the camera adds ten pounds, and she had a dozen cameras on her..."
Posted by: just the punchline at February 12, 2019 06:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
All 6% of the public? Shiver me timbers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 06:54 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (Rhive)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Unlike the Venezuelan military, the Colombians have extensive operational experience (FARC and some others).
Maduro depends on the Cubanos, who could be interdicted pretty easily.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking logistics like a pro at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (zCyNd)
Overstatement of overstatements. Twitter is incapable of moving the needle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (vE2Ex)
Nope, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Making more very rich, and killing the middle class, because campaign financing does not come from the middle class.
Note that most of the house and senate are worth more than $1 Million.
Yup. They got greedy and impatient. Or I should say, more greedy and more impatient.
When I first got started in the machine shop bidness, I was told that there was a coming shortage of tool and diemakers and that I could look forward to making around $70K a year in about 20 years.
I believed them. Silly me.
That didn't account for imbecile politicians manipulating the economy, something that they have no business doing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (HaL55)
She sounds extremely brittle and unpleasant. And props to Bret Baier, he was a tough interviewer.
Anyhow, husband's out of town. Back to cleaning out crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
You know she is fukn nutz right! Throwing notebooks, screaming you are the worst!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
Not Fair Tax. That includes a VAT and they can raise the rate anytime they want and most would not see the cause because it would be at the business level.
Best one is flat tax.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (WG0xd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pete Seria
Ann Coulter must be one-dimensional in real life.
i hear flatland was an extract of her diary
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Megan McCain at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (MI74Q)
It's hard to even pick a favorite track - they are all so good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Half the "themes" were lifted from Holst IIRC, but he did enough with them that I'm comfortable calling it simple Creative License.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (zmIJL)
A gob uh goo.
He'd have some nickname for her too.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (WG0xd)
Dried Up Candy?
Candy Shitstick?
Posted by: NPC Cockuhsukah at February 12, 2019 06:56 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2019 06:56 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2019 06:56 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi)
It's worse than blackface!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 06:56 PM (Mouru)
public opinion polls are a platform for manipulation public opinion
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)
Not a fucking chance. The Soviets would have taken every damn thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (vE2Ex)
Plus no Linebacker II.
McGovern was weak sauce.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 06:53 PM (JFO2v)
A couple of things I'd change.
1. Go to the Supremes with an equal application suite so Congress must follow the same damn laws as they impose on the people. No more exemptions for themselves written in.
2. National Sales Tax, and ONLY a National Sales Tax, on everything. No exceptions. No different rates for different things. With the amount you pay printed on the receipt itself. (Rich would still pay more, because they BUY more).
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
Foresees several instances of "Honey, have you seen my...."
Posted by: Miklos Kondo at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: jakee308
My first work computer had a 40 megabyte hard drive, so when I went to buy my own first PC, that's what I asked for. Who would ever need more than 40mb??
Posted by: jayhawkone at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (ZD+J8)
Yeah, Twitter!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (eCO/a)
ever seen the lights-n-switches panel on a burroughs b6800? it was impressive.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (mg6lV)
Any bets on how long until he plugs it back in?
Hopefully this massive waste of money has finally come to an end.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (tVQUs)
That 6% is very media centric, and then what do they talk about?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (lD3vL)
FREEDOM!
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (bML9A)
Jeez, is Jonah Goldberg getting fat. The beard doesn't help.
But I hear TV makes everyone look fat.
Posted by: Pete Seria
We will control the horizontal.
We will control the vertical.
Posted by: Control Voice at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (aKsyK)
I'd lay wager that Coulter is pretty terrible in the sack.
She's so bony it sounds like wind chimes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Ann Coulter must be one-dimensional in real life.
i hear flatland was an extract of her diary
Posted by: Anachronda
Ann Coulter is the singularity.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Megan McCain at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (MI74Q)
No, just your mouth....
and makes your brain look smaller....
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (NgKpN)
323 My first work computer had a 40 megabyte hard drive, so when I went to buy my own first PC, that's what I asked for. Who would ever need more than 40mb??
oddly enough, the only hard disk i never filled up was the 5MB one on the DECmate II i inherited when the secretary moved on to something else (not better, mind you, else).
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Get a grip people at February 12, 2019 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
^^This^^ is how you sock.
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (Rhive)
No, it's really not. It IS the greatest comic book movie ever.
And I keep thinking that the music is Orff, but it isn't.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (fuK7c)
Squaring that economic circle.
Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (bML9A)
"Look, Mom, you can see a trail!"
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (FTPVM)
Holst, and Orff's Carmina Burana; but if you're going to lift, lift from the best!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)
She's so bony it sounds like wind chimes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Sack of antlers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (xPJvm)
She does seem to get passed around a lot by various Leftist men.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (FTPVM)
It would be hot, if you think banging a pile of Lincoln Logs sounds hot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (bUjCl)
Jeez, is Jonah Goldberg getting fat. The beard doesn't help.
Kinda looks like Trigglypuff's pubic patch.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (Izzlo)
Masterwork
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 12, 2019 06:56 PM
All the re-Todds caused it.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 06:59 PM (fuK7c)
Turn the mute orff.
Posted by: Miklos from tech support at February 12, 2019 07:00 PM (zCyNd)
Best one is flat tax.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 06:55 PM (WG0xd)
Not really! There is not VAT allowed in Fair Tax. It is at retail! So when the politicians add 10% or 20% people go to store and say FUCK THAT. Revenue goes down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (JFO2v)
rofits down, users fleeing, being sued by Canadian feminists because we blocked her for bashing tranny's. Giggle, giggle, giggle!
#forevertwitterless
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Huh, the power of suggestion. I've always been completely sure O Fortuna was part of the score.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 12, 2019 06:45 PM (mg6lV)
Any bets on how long until he plugs it back in?
Hopefully this massive waste of money has finally come to an end.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (tVQUs)
Nope, doubling down on dumb.
He wants to complete it between Bakersfield and Merced.
Which is 2.5 hours by already existing Freeway... and NO one will ride it because those destinations basically suck.
I know, I live really near Merced. There's nothing here. Not a decent place to eat, not a good bar... and our biggest employer? Prisons.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Miklos Kondo at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)
Forsees many instances of "It was right there, last time I looked."
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (Rhive)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (NLLmE)
I really don't believe Cory Booker is a vegan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 06:41 PM (AllCR)
==================
I question if his name is really Cory Booker. Sounds fake to me.
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck, Cruise Magnate at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (3KcdH)
It's a transient town in wartime. Twelve months would be like knowing someone for a lifetime.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (fuK7c)
Masterwork"
What's fun is to hear the part out of "Jupiter" that the Church of England turned into a hymn, used at most Royal Events.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 12, 2019 06:58 PM (bML9A)
See? This is the kind of comment that gave the HQ its reputation as the premier intellectual forum of the right blogosphere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 12, 2019 07:03 PM (Mouru)
Foresees several instances of "Honey, have you seen my...."
Posted by: Miklos Kondo at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)
Forsees many instances of "It was right there, last time I looked."
Posted by: tbodie at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (Rhive)
yeah, Heidi does that shit to make me crazy so she can put me in The Home.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 12, 2019 07:03 PM (xcbew)
Ruth Deader Ginsburg will be free climbing the Sears tower in Chicago.
To demonstrate the unrivaled power of her kegel muscles, she will climb
hands free using her vagina's vacuum power to cling to the building in
what's know as the "snail method".
...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 07:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 07:03 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (2DOZq)
The script was written in less than 72 hours. In a hotel suite, door only opened for deliveries of cigarettes, booze, and possibly food.
Posted by: Miklos from room service at February 12, 2019 07:03 PM (zCyNd)
The "Fair Tax" is the JATO pack method of completely and totally destroying the economy.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 12, 2019 07:04 PM (lD3vL)
Paris and set up his bar and relationships which both have the
perception of being years in the making.
Ingrid Bergman's hotness warped the space/time continuum.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck, Cruise Magnate at February 12, 2019 07:04 PM (3KcdH)
Twelve to eighteen months seems like a lifetime when people you know are dying every day.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: pep a
Short shelf life unfortunately.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (NLLmE)
Appeals court rules Trump can build border wall
""In short, the plain text [of the law] grants DHS authority to construct the prototype, San Diego and Calexico projects," the ( three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ) ruled."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (whUgy)
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 06:57 PM (NgKpN)
Will never happen. They'd pass a national sales tax, or flat tax, and then promise to phase out the income tax. At some point. When they get around to it. And then campaign on that issue every 2 years until this generation dies out.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (xxAFD)
It's a transient town in wartime. Twelve months would be like knowing someone for a lifetime.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:02 PM (fuK7c)
That's as good as any explanation but I can't buy in to it. Still my favorite movie of all time.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (b6kHD)
The was a gorgeous lady (blonde) dressed in salmon colored slacks and jacket with a frilly blouse seated behind his right shoulder (at the window in front) of the drape.
I must know who this woman is.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)
Trump is elected and Twitter immediately begins circling the drain..
Also a fantastic economy...
The correlations stand on their own.
Posted by: Getcha Pull at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: pep a
Short shelf life unfortunately.
It was transmitted intact to Isabella Rosselini.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (fuK7c)
Absolutely. Eric Cantor arguably was selected for this treatment and the reverberations were significant. The GOP should fall on their stupid ass knees and thank whatever Corporate God they worship that Trump will be at the top of the ballot in 2020, because that will be the last time many of us will support them unless something changes drastically. Anyone who thinks Ryan-style cuckservatism has a twitch of life left in it is delusional.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q)
She's a hick clod. Friend of mine had her on NBC yesterday. AFTER getting miced up she goes and brushes her teeth, spitting in studio sink filled with coffee cups. Audio guy cranked her mic :-D
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at February 12, 2019 07:06 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck, Cruise Magnate at February 12, 2019 07:04 PM (3KcdH)
No old taxes, either. Deal?
Posted by: Miklos, ancient tax theorist at February 12, 2019 07:06 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 12, 2019 07:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 07:06 PM (Evws/)
Ingrid Bergman's hotness warped the space/time continuum.
Posted by: pep a
Short shelf life unfortunately.
It was transmitted intact to Isabella Rosselini.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
No. So much no.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
I must know who this woman is.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)
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That was KellyAnne Conway.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (xxAFD)
I'm looking at what comes next... after the Uniparty implodes our current Government through debt and not enforcing the laws THEY write.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)
I'd lay wager that Coulter is pretty terrible in the sack.
Too bony ?
She could use a few cheeseburgers. I'd have to put her on top.
I'd be afraid I'd break her rib or something and I'm not exactly heavy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, unrepetant Democrat h8er at February 12, 2019 07:08 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2019 07:08 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
Forgive me , but you are warped.
Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 07:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 07:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (It5Ks)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:01 PM (UdKB7)
.......
#RutabagaGinsburg
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ruuner at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (UdKB7)
GIANT PIGS FLYING PAST MY WINDOWS, PEOPLE.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (vE2Ex)
Dog saves family from gas leak:
https://tinyurl.com/y4qxjo6z
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (AllCR)
I know for a fact mrs. P hid them. Work's been very busy and been tired
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (qdINy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (It5Ks)
JournoZekList
Posted by: Miklos, ancient zek theorist at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (tVQUs)
It's pinned to my profile @StrategicCPLUSM
I've decided to shit post until banned then walk away from twitter.
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (d/0I3)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)
Kelly Ann Conway
Posted by: Old Blue at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)
If it's the same clip that's on the front page of conservative treehouse, then pretty sure that's Kelly Anne Conway.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (xxAFD)
GIANT PIGS FLYING PAST MY WINDOWS, PEOPLE.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (vE2Ex)
Indeed, and I might add proof that Global warming has stopped!
Because Hell has indeed, frozen over.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 12, 2019 07:10 PM (Pg+x7)
Ouch! Might need to get the ol peepers checked.
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2019 07:09 PM (UdKB7)
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I happen to agree. I was just answering a question.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: davidt at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: Tater Powerbottom at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)
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That was KellyAnne Conway.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
And to think she's married to a NeverTrump cuck who's so fat, they should star in a sitcom together.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (dsz+/)
Use a FLAT TAX!
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (WG0xd)
jacket with a frilly blouse seated behind his right shoulder (at the
window in front) of the drape.
Do we all know her and is she building a stairway to heaven??
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (Evws/)
I must know who this woman is.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)
------------------------
That was KellyAnne Conway.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 12, 2019 07:07 PM (ffYR/)
---------------------------
Wow! She looked much younger, I thought she might be super SS or something.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:12 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Tater Powerbottom at February 12, 2019 07:11 PM (FTPVM)
Timing is everything.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 12, 2019 07:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (OE84+)
Have you thought about getting your eyes checked?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (dUJdY)
exceptions. No different rates for different things. With the amount
you pay printed on the receipt itself. (Rich would still pay more,
because they BUY more).
This is a thought that has been in my mind for a long time. Everyone get some skin in the game. No more income tax. Doesn't matter where the money came from, when you spend it, we get our cut.
Rich enough to by a fancy car or fancy food? Pay up. Gets the under the table workers and the drug dealers and the other types of crooks.
Fat chance though that they'd get rid of the income tax. They'd just add it on top.
Posted by: cfo mom at February 12, 2019 07:13 PM (RfzVr)
What if i live on hookers and blow?
Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (OE84+)
https://bit.ly/2N49B75
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (d/0I3)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2019 07:15 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Golfman at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (OE84+)
Murders by illegals 3,914... out of 17K Murders and negligent Homicides.
Almost 1 in 4 is done by an illegal.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 07:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 12, 2019 07:24 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 12, 2019 07:29 PM (UY7TD)
It will catch up to you gman. Your johnson will turn a funny color, your sinuses will pack up and leave and one day you will wake up living in your car.
Strictly speaking from experience.
Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 07:33 PM (qdINy)
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Posted by: soesahed at February 13, 2019 02:05 AM (UjYaa)
Actually, Perot was mad because with NAFTA, he and his sons couldn't exclusively benefit from free trade. Perot loved him some free trade so long as he was THE only person profiting from it.
I worked for a company which benefited so much from NAFTA it would up getting most of its profits from Mexico. IIRC in 2017 Texas had a $10 billion trade SURPLUS with Mexico due to the free trade we are now required to passionately hate.
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John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)