Ilhan Omar: Keith Ellison Should Investigate Powerlifting USA's Decision to Not Permit Men to Compete in Women's Powerlifting Events

Tim Pool talked about transactivist outrage that men were not being permitted to compete in strength events with women, repeatedly noting a graph which shows that a man with average strength is strongest than the strongest woman. *

That means that an untrained man can often beat a woman engaging in strength training.

That means that if you allow men -- "transwomen" -- to compete in powerlifting, you are essentially just eliminating the women's category completely. You will have two categories, Men Who Call Themselves Men and Men Who Call Themselves Women.

Actual women will be permitted to applaud and maybe serve gatorade.

For some reason, Ilhan Omar is jumping on this issue.

Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar wants Democratic Minnesota AG Keith Ellison to investigate USA Powerlifting because it won’t allow biological males to compete as women.

Omar sent a letter to USA Powerlifting on behalf of JayCee Cooper, a male athlete who identifies as a transgender woman.

Omar accused the powerlifting organization of violating Minnesota state laws against discrimination.

Omar called it a "myth" that men who identify as transgender women have a "direct competitive advantage" and copied Ellison on the letter, "with a recommendation that he investigate this discriminatory behavior."

...

USA Powerlifting in late January announced that men who identify as transgender women aren't allowed to compete as women. Female athletes who identify as men are allowed to compete, but are required to abide by the same bans on external androgens as other athletes.

A sensible couple of rules. If both men and women are forbidden from boosting their muscle with androgens (steroids), then why should female-to-male trangenders be permitted to take steroids and the compete against women?

Why is Ilhan Omar, of all people, jumping on this issue?

Is this because she's an extreme intersectionalist leftwinger? Or is it because she harbors the usual Islamic notions of what a woman should be and what a woman shouldn't be, and doesn't mind the notion of destroying women's sports altogether?

Maybe women shouldn't be doing Manly things like sports. Maybe they should just be servicing their husband and making dinner with their husband's other wives.

* By the way: I think that is overstated. There will always be outliers. There is no doubt that serious powerlifting women who compete will not just beat but embarrass not only the average man, but even an average-ish man who does some not-so-serious weightlifting.

But you're talking there about 0.01% of women. And they're only beating average men, or average gym bro's. They themselves get blown away even by semi-serious amateur male powerlifters, nevermind serious male powerlifters who compete.

And this is related: female-to-male transgenders are discovering that "Male Privilege" actually doesn't exist, and that the actual privilege belongs to women. They're saying that now as "men," they are being accused of "mansplaining" for merely disagreeing or correcting errors, and are expected to defer to women in any social interaction.

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1 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 03:31 PM (gC2IV)

2 ace. you have rocked this week.

Take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:31 PM (GL/05)

3 Guess we can say goodbye to women's sports

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (gC2IV)

4 I have no clue why women would want to power lift and look like men...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (IXZGh)

6 Is she the brother fucker?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)

7 Let the trannies compete in the tranny division. Period.

Have the "natural" division and the "fubar" division. You fubar? You fight other fubars.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:33 PM (IXZGh)

8 A sensible couple of rules. If both men and women aren't permitted to
boost their muscle with androgens (steroids), then why should
female-to-male trangenders be permitted to take steroids and the compete
against women?


That is the very reason why it will never get by in today's extreme SJW insane PC controls.

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (mpXpK)

9 4 I have no clue why women would want to power lift and look like men...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)

Body dysmorphic disorder? Butter faces? Daddy issues? A sense of purpose? Mental illness?

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (vkS2Z)

10 Let the trannies compete in the tranny division. Period.
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I think that's the ultimate goal anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (NFEMn)

11 The Ayatollah Khomeini was for sex changes. Maybe she is piggybacking on th at. Or maybe it is simple destroy the infidel Gramscian bullshit.

Posted by: A guy at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (y8bsg)

12
Ilhan the brother-fcker! What does the Koran say about this?

Yup. Taqqiya sunrise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)

13 The State of Texas (TEXAS) has a tranny state wrestling champion. Back to back. Beat the same GIRL both times.

SHE should be back to back State Champ, but NO. We're fucking this thing up as fast as humanly possible.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (IXZGh)

14 I lurvs me some destruction of Title IX and ultimately no world records held by women anywhere and in any sport.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (xyung)

15
Tranny. Straight 8, V or Hemi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)

16 Of course Ilhan Omar wants to investigate this. What better way to destroy America?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (T71PA)

17 But that fat farm chick on Archer can pull a VAN full of people and beer BY HERSELF!!!

Women power.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (IXZGh)

18 They could add "best mustache" feature to the competition to help the women.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (37IEG)

19 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)

20
This is not the "Philadelphia Freedom"you are looking for...

- - Jedi crotch trick

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (/9p9e)

21 she's an extreme intersectionalist leftwinger? Or is it because she harbors the usual Islamic notions of what a woman should be and what a woman shouldn't be, and doesn't mind the notion of destroying women's sports altogether?




you seem to have overlooked the third option.

she is a stupid whore that was shoved into office by some sorosish entity and now she does what she is told.

like when her brusband tells her to suck his dick while her husband is fucking her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (MTjB1)

22 I guess this means Title IX is down the drain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)

23 A male that has his genitalia surgically mutilated to mimic a female's genitalia is a surgically mutilated male. Not a female.

A male that is hormonaly abused to mimic a female is a hormonaly abused male, not a female.

A psychologically damaged male that demands everyone call him a her is a psychologically damaged male, not a female.

Posted by: Hereogar at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (eQ0LF)

24 How is this investigation supposed to go?

"Did you make this decision?"

"Yes."

"Alrighty then."

Posted by: me at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (renyk)

25 Full sex change surgery or no deal.
If you keep your penis you are not committed.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (LL1Be)

26 This is so delicious. I am in no ways tahrd of all this hyer winnin.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (s17JZ)

27 Ilhan Omar just wants all women to have a penis. Just like the one her parents never gave her. Penis envy is strong in muslim women. Why, they don't even get to keep their vestigial penis.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (3sjI6)

28 I have no clue why women would want to power lift and look like men...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)

Body dysmorphic disorder? Butter faces? Daddy issues? A sense of purpose? Mental illness?
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (vkS2Z)


Actually, one of those is what I was thinking may happen to some.

They see someone in their family doing it - they don't follow politics - and they just see that world and like it, so try it.

A lot kids follow their parents. This is plausible. It's not hurting anyone in their own gender. It's an issue when men cross the line into the women's or even vice versa.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (OKeCc)

29
like when her brusband tells her to suck his dick while her husband is fucking her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (MTjB1)


"Brother, can you spare a nad..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (/9p9e)

30 I totally agree. Men should be able to participate in women's events, and I'm so serious about this that I am volunteering to cagefight Ilhan Omar to prove she can beat a big dumb man like me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)

31 There will be one of a few possible outcomes:

1) Tranny stuff is ignored. Classified by birth sex or don't compete.
2) Tranny stuff is accepted as normal/natural. In this case, women's sports end.
3) Tranny stuff is considered "other" and they make a new class. You compete by birth sex or in the "anything goes, no matter how weird" category.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (I2dne)

32 12
Ilhan the brother-fcker! What does the Koran say about this?

Yup. Taqqiya sunrise.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)

Iran allows sex changes, so...

I suppose it's the "Hey, if you voluntarily want to put on the trash-bag burqa and become third-class chattel, who am I to argue?" thing.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (UnA8+)

33 On second thought, let's not go to America. It is a silly place

Posted by: Arther King of the Britains at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

34 You won't like these new rules you're imposing, we said. These rules are going to snag you too, we said. Did they listen? Nooooooooo.......

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)

35 So is it worth it to get your johnson lopped off in order to win a women's lifting trophy?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

36

Sanity's time has expired.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (aKsyK)

37 I have no clue why women would want to power lift and look like men...


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)


--

I think it's so they can get bubble boob jobs and then look REALLY weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (xyung)

38 Is she the brother fucker?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)

D trumps brother fucker.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (GL/05)

39 when they remake china town ilhan omar will be doing the scene where she gets slapped around and says

"my daughter, my niece, my daughter, my niece, my daughter."

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (MTjB1)

40 Actual women will be permitted to applaud and maybe serve gatorade.


It's got the stuff transplants crave!

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (786Ro)

41 This is what happens when the psychiatric patients become the doctors

Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (4zQrR)

42 So is it worth it to get your johnson lopped off in order to win a women's lifting trophy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
+++++++++++
Probably not. But if you're going to lop off your johnson anyway, why not win a women's trophy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (I2dne)

43 i can't describe how much i don't give a fuck. when these dipshits are worrying about this shit, it keeps them out of my pockets. keep it up, hoseheads.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (KP5rU)

44 Remind me again: what does the Koran have to say about this?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (uDcBt)

45
It's MA'AM powerlifter!!! MA'AM!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (OLCnA)

46 34 You won't like these new rules you're imposing, we said. These rules are going to snag you too, we said. Did they listen? Nooooooooo.......
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)


And yet Les Nooseman, Lt. Guv Poonman and AG gloved one are still there....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (/9p9e)

47 Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (IXZGh)

In all fairness that one does want to compete against boys, but the state won't let her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)

48 19 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)

All the "Serena is a man" stuff from a while back may beg to differ.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

49 41 This is what happens when the psychiatric patients become the doctors
Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (4zQrR)


"LORD Garth!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (/9p9e)

50 Ilhan the brother-fcker! What does the Koran say about this?

***

They're from Allahpalachia .

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (4uNur)

51 1) Tranny stuff is ignored. Classified by birth sex or don't compete.
2) Tranny stuff is accepted as normal/natural. In this case, women's sports end.
3) Tranny stuff is considered "other" and they make a new class. You compete by birth sex or in the "anything goes, no matter how weird" category.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (I2dne)

Title IX FTW!11!!!11!!

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (GL/05)

52 Actual women will be permitted to applaud and maybe serve gatorade.

_____


"That would be demeaning to women, h8r!" -- Thousands of women wearing pussy hats

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (9WPL0)

53 >1
What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 03:31 PM (gC2IV)


This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

54 Leftist women - join into this no gender events at your peril.

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (/rm4P)

55 And some people think the Green New Deal is just kooky talk that will never become mainstream. Well this shit was fringe insanity just a few years ago.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

56 I willing to support whatever rules, policies and laws that eradicate women's basketball.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (4e+hS)

57 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)

I told everybody that and hordes of women surrounded and screamed at me with their vaginas.--John McEnroe.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (3sjI6)

58 No, this is what happens when people who are too stupid to even be psychologists become psychologists.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

59 lhan Omar just wants all women to have a penis. Just like the one her parents never gave her. Penis envy is strong in muslim women. Why, they don't even get to keep their vestigial penis.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (3sjI6)

I saw some band who's name I can't think of open up for ...Vestigial Penis

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (NFEMn)

60 50 Ilhan the brother-fcker! What does the Koran say about this?

***

They're from Allahpalachia .
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (4uNur)


Little (Dome of the) Rock...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (/9p9e)

61 ell
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el
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L O L A ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cultured Critic ... at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (LPnfS)

62 We are not involved in a sex cult!

Posted by: CrossFit women at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (PeJCI)

63 What is Congresswoman Brother-Fucker's stance on furry power-lifting?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (I2dne)

64 I just, have no words. Fucking embarrassment. Nice quota vote you fucking mouth breathers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (L3YlV)

65 or is it because...

...she's a leftist bitch?

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (qRjMk)

66 women will be permitted to applaud and maybe serve gatorade.



well, they will be allowed to suck dicks too. there will still be dicks that need to be sucked there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (MTjB1)

67 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

68 And in every case, somewhere, a " doctor " is enabling these sick fucks.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (LL1Be)

69 lhan Omar just wants all women to have a penis. Just like the one her parents never gave her. Penis envy is strong in muslim women. Why, they don't even get to keep their vestigial penis.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (3sjI6)


When Imam al Razortith bit off her clit, well, that started us down the path.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (/9p9e)

70 Shut down the NFL until women are proportionally represented among the linebackers and linemen!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)

71 That means that if you allow men -- "transwomen" -- to compete in powerlifting, you are essentially just eliminating the women's category completely.

I'm okay with that. Who wants to see women trying to powerlift, anyway? It's silly.

The chicks should be in the bikini competitions.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (DZ+Nq)

72 What I can't understand is why the Dems are so ademant in pushing this?

Who the hell is the target audience?

It's not trans and it's not gays. They already own 95% of those votes

Who?

Who is saying "the Democrats are the best cause they're fighting for men to call themselves women?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (TN1P5)

73 33 On second thought, let's not go to America. It is a silly place
Posted by: Arther King of the Britains



Have you seen Britain lately??

Speaking of Monty Python; They were prophets!

https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (T95MO)

74
In all fairness that one does want to compete against boys, but the state won't let her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)

My mind is all pretzeled.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (GL/05)

75 Moo-slime broad telling moo-slime man what to do? LOLOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (nPGq2)

76 This also reminds me that I'm kind of disgusting how every pro wrestling site out there is celebrating how progressive and amazing it is that the startup promotion AEW signed a tranny for their women's division.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (UnA8+)

77 I am almost afraid to ask, but why do we, uh, think the congresscritter is, uh,incestually inclined?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (s17JZ)

78 I saw some band who's name I can't think of open up for ...Vestigial Penis
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (NFEMn)


That was the Meat Curtains. They were scary on stage.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (qRjMk)

79 They're saying that now as "men," they are being accused of "mansplaining" for merely disagreeing or correcting errors, and are expected to defer to women in any social interaction.
=======

Hahahaha! Too fucking bad. Something about bedmaking and lying in the same.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (vg8iE)

80 Whitaker the Destroyer (to Swallowell): "I will not be your puppet and repeat what you want me to repeat."

Whitaker, what is best in life?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (t6MX/)

81 Shep still dry-humping the Khashoggi story.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (LL1Be)

82 67 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

Iran doesn't.

I'd bet the Saudis do, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (UnA8+)

83 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

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It depends what RoP country you're in. Most Sharia countries, yes.

But in Iran the punishment for homosexuality can be either a good ol' fashioned roof-tossing, or if you have a judge with a sense of Islamic humor, he'll sometimes force you to get a sex change.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (AzW6q)

84 halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'
Posted by: JoeF. at F




what's her name everett's brother, some non-ranked guy that liked to swing a racquet, used to beat her at tennis when she was winning wimbledon.

women look great in tennis outfits but suck compared with men. there is a reason they play best of three and not best of five.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (MTjB1)

85 67
Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

No, because it's hard to tell the trannies from the 'noble warriors of Allah' who are trying to escape the encirclement of their positions dressed as women.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (37IEG)

86 Well, muslims are vested in male dominance.

I guess that includes male dominance in female sporting events.

Also... can't wait for NOW to weigh in. Will they go against a muslim? I say neigh. Ooops. I mean nay.

Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (u0hpX)

87 Notice that Congresscritter Oman isn't saying this in a mosque.

Pictures of her taking her rightful place, (segregated, with men of front) in a mosque might go amiss as well.

Posted by: The umpteenth Immam at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (e1q4h)

88 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)


---

I'd like to see one of them play a middle aged nobody male with a gut who went to a state school on scholarship who hasn't played in twenty years.

Give him a month and then he faces the world champion multimillionaire in a PPV charity match.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (xyung)

89 old and busted: mansplaining
new hotness: transplaining

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (786Ro)

90 Do you even lift, transbro?

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (2Mnv1)

91 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)


Trannies can roam free in islam because of the burka. islam is really tranny heaven.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (DZ+Nq)

92 why do we, uh, think the congresscritter is, uh,incestually inclined?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F




she married her brother.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (MTjB1)

93 Early in their careers because of the hype the Williams sisters did face a relatively low ranked make pro and he wiped the court with them(one of them?I forget)

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (BXMxN)

94 72 Who is saying "the Democrats are the best cause they're fighting for men to call themselves women?"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (TN1P5)

Furries, mostly.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

95 3) Tranny stuff is considered "other" and they make a new class. You compete by birth sex or in the "anything goes, no matter how weird" category.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (I2dne)

I vote for this. They'll have an even bigger audience than women's professional basketball. But, they won't ever reach the levels of women's beach volleyball or female cage fighting.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (3sjI6)

96 Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (GL/05)

LOL! I could very well have forked it up. But I think TX says you compete against the gender you were born as. Which is as it should be, but the girls get screwed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (s17JZ)

97 The last paragraph is hilarious !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (xH86r)

98 Tranny. Straight 8, V or Hemi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)

PNDLR or PRNDL?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (nPGq2)

99 67
Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

I thought they lifted them out of their sin by using a rope and a crane.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (qRjMk)

100 Muslim women are up for anything to get their rutting men off of them.

Posted by: Stephanie at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (eLvFT)

101 Male privilege totally exists, else I would be in my rightful station until 2024.

* hic *

* shart *

Posted by: Hillary! You H8rs! at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (DMUuz)

102 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
--------

You don't have to speculate, Serena has conceding that she she can be beat a journeyman on the men's circuit.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

103 What I can't understand is why the Dems are so ademant in pushing this?

Who the hell is the target audience?

It's not trans and it's not gays. They already own 95% of those votes

Who?

Who is saying "the Democrats are the best cause they're fighting for men to call themselves women?"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (TN1P5)
++++++++++
It's us - the normals. They are power-mad and *need* the normals to believe that they can control nature and thus amplify their authority and control.

You. Are. The. Target.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (I2dne)

104 Option three:

She is insane.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (yTo22)

105
I saw some band who's name I can't think of open up for ...Vestigial Penis



That was the Meat Curtains. They were scary on stage.


'Split Sausage' was their best album.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (LL1Be)

106 I mean have you noticed the democrats don't call rightwingers inbred so much anymore? We're still gap toothed snake handlers but cousin humper has dropped off. Wonder why.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (4uNur)

107 she married her brother.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (MTjB1)

No she did not?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (s17JZ)

108 I am almost afraid to ask, but why do we, uh, think the congresscritter is, uh,incestually inclined?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (s17JZ)

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She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

109 but the girls get screwed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM


Not by us.

Posted by: Incels at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (DMUuz)

110 She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++++
Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (I2dne)

111 19 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)

----------------

I believe it already happened. I think there was a match between the 204th ranked mens player, or some such, and one of the Williams sisters and the guy one, easily.

I believe Serena admitted in a TV interview that women tennis players cannot compete with the men.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (qC1Sy)

112 The blancmange means to win women's USA Powerlifting

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (QkjLD)

113 No she did not?!
--

Yes, she did.

But it's impolite to talk about that.

The Muslim chick from Michigan never lived where she ran for office, but that's OK too.

Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (u0hpX)

114 108 I am almost afraid to ask, but why do we, uh, think the congresscritter is, uh,incestually inclined?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (s17JZ)

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She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)


My old handle for her was "Incest Aficionado" but "Bro-Fo" is more betterer..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (/9p9e)

115 We beat the pants off the men at our weekend meetups.

Posted by: CrossFit women at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (PeJCI)

116 Today the whole world is divided, divided between human slavery and human freedom -- between pagan brutality and the Christian ideal.

We choose human freedom -- which is the Christian ideal. No one of us can waver for a moment in his courage or his faith.

We will not accept a Hitler-dominated world. And we will not accept a world, like the post-war world of the 1920's, in which the seeds of Hitlerism can again be planted and allowed to grow.
We will accept only a world consecrated to freedom of speech and expression -- freedom of every person to worship God in his own way --freedom from want -- and freedom from (terrorism) terror.

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt May 27,1941

http://tinyurl.com/yblssqkr

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (EMi53)

117 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

Iran doesn't.

I'd bet the Saudis do, though.

***

One of the great theological arguments in Islam

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (yx6TE)

118 77 I am almost afraid to ask, but why do we, uh, think the congresscritter is, uh,incestually inclined?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor



She apparently married her brother. Probably immigration fraud but who the hell knows these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (T95MO)

119
women look great in tennis outfits but suck compared with men. there is a reason they play best of three and not best of five.
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But it more interesting watching women's tennis cuz they actually volley and work position. Men's tennis is just one unreturnable serve after another. Men's tennis should lengthen and widen the court to make it more interesting. Same deal with basketball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (2LelM)

120 112 The blancmange means to win women's USA Powerlifting
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (QkjLD)


Angus Podgorny.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (/9p9e)

121 Semi-related: Twitchy has a retrospective of some of Doc Thompson's greatest hits including:

#TriggerAFeminist women in combat? Is the kitchen under attack??

#HowToSpotAFeminist
Don't worry, just like vegans and crossfitters, they'll let you know in the first 3 words

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

122 The blancmange means to win women's USA Powerlifting (and Wimbledon)

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (QkjLD)

123 She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at F



days of giving people slack are over. you marry your sibling you are assumed to be fucking them. lot of fucking them in depraved disgusting ways that they enjoy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (MTjB1)

124
Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too? Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA) ------

Yes it's called their power lifting trannies competition

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

125 Ilhan Omar is a fake muslim, meethinks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (Xqo6t)

126 Eh... I don't really watch much girl sports, does anybody? If they weren't around would they really be missed much?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (r+sAi)

127 44 Remind me again: what does the Koran have to say about this?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (uDcBt)

It's in the Sura titled "The John Thomas", which says, in part, "Lo! Allah is righteous, but He is seriously skeeved by this shit. I mean, DAMN, cutting off your meat? That ain't right."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

128 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)

Iran doesn't.

I'd bet the Saudis do, though.

***

One of the great theological arguments in Islam
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (yx6TE)
+++++++++++
They're waiting on 4chan to render a verdict. If traps are gay, then trannies will be thrown off roofs. If they are not, then they won't.

Ball's in 4chan's court at the moment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (I2dne)

129 It's us - the normals. They are power-mad and *need* the normals to believe that they can control nature and thus amplify their authority and control.

You. Are. The. Target.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (I2dne)

--------------

The old, "If you don't know who the mark is, you're the mark."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (qC1Sy)

130 116
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt May 27,1941

http://tinyurl.com/yblssqkr
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (EMi53)


He forgot freedom from Ivanka Bitemecockoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (/9p9e)

131 In all fairness that one does want to compete against boys, but the state won't let her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)


Because that's not how it works. No need to warp the rest of society because YOU'RE fucked in the head. The boys shouldn't be subject to such lunacy.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (IXZGh)

132
One of the great theological arguments in Islam

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (yx6TE)
The biggest argument is -
How many trannies can dance at the end of a rope?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (37IEG)

133 Full sex change surgery or no deal.
If you keep your penis you are not committed.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (LL1Be)

There is no such thing as "full sex change surgery". A man with his dick cut off, and a cunterfeit vagina sewn in is still a man, albeit horribly mutilated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (nPGq2)

134 Is it me?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (xJa6I)

135 Tranny. Straight 8, V or Hemi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
.........

Four on the floor, ass up.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

136 So why are either of them still here if they broke the law so egregiously?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (s17JZ)

137
LOL! I could very well have forked it up. But I think TX says you compete against the gender you were born as. Which is as it should be, but the girls get screwed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (s17JZ)

I saw this story awhile back. Or sadly, one like it. Might've been the wrestler.

Was confused then, too.

I think you're right.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (GL/05)

138 Iman was the last and only good thing to come out of Somalia.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

139 Option Four:

Satan has finally taken over the brains and souls of all the DemonRats.

And he is insane.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (yTo22)

140 Eh... I don't really watch much girl sports, does anybody? If they weren't around would they really be missed much?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM


Dude. Srsly?

Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (DMUuz)

141 Is this a GAINZZ thread?

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (786Ro)

142
She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)


I don't understand why her citizenship wasn't revoked immediately and she shipped back to her natural shithole.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (DZ+Nq)

143 Average men would still probably beat top female Olympic lifters if they were drug free.

But those women aren't. No one is at the highest levels, male or female.

Posted by: Warden at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (MZ8Zz)

144 127 44 Remind me again: what does the Koran have to say about this?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (uDcBt)

It's in the Sura titled "The John Thomas", which says, in part, "Lo! Allah is righteous, but He is seriously skeeved by this shit. I mean, DAMN, cutting off your meat? That ain't right."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (RD7QR)


"Cuts close to the bone, that does!"

- - Hugh Jampton

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (/9p9e)

145 Iman was the last and only good thing to come out of Somalia.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)

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I forgot about Iman!!!

BRB.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)

146 I am almost afraid to ask, but why do we, uh, think the congresscritter is, uh,incestually inclined?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

She apparently married her brother. Probably immigration fraud but who the hell knows these days.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (T95MO)

---------------------------

This. She did it for Citizenship.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (ffYR/)

147 138 Iman was the last and only good thing to come out of Somalia.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)


She's from Ethiopia, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (/9p9e)

148 women look great in tennis outfits but suck compared with men. there is a reason they play best of three and not best of five.
----------------------
But it more interesting watching women's tennis cuz they actually volley and work position. Men's tennis is just one unreturnable serve after another. Men's tennis should lengthen and widen the court to make it more interesting. Same deal with basketball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at F



didn't suggest that they are not fun to watch. they are less skilled than men. they play shorter matches. they should get paid less.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (MTjB1)

149 Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (IXZGh)

Oh I agree, just saying it isn't exactly its fault that it is wrassling with the girls.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (s17JZ)

150 Ilhan Omar wants men to compete in women's powerlifting for the same reason that muslims have been repeatedly caught contaminating the food of infidels with human shit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (WXVRn)

151 Gorebal Warming headed to Seattle

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (QkjLD)

152 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too? Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA) ------

I'm betting they're throwing the Dr's offering the surgeries off roofs prior to anyone getting the operation done, so.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)

153 Eh... I don't really watch much girl sports, does anybody? If they weren't around would they really be missed much?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
This is why Title IX exists at *all.* The lack of female sports was clearly market failure and so it had to be regulated into existence.

In seriousness, there are three female sports that are worth watching when they come on:
1) Gymnastics
B) Figure skating
iii) Curling

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (I2dne)

154 Has anyone got a Twisted Perversion Roadmap? I can't keep up with who's what and what's more offensive. My outragey outrage trumps your lesser outrage.

I have a +7 Cloak of Triggering. I win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (pUDQf)

155 We should all just dook it out already!!
I think I can take some of the sissy girls.
You guys get take care of the big ones!

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (xqfqx)

156 There is no such thing as "full sex change surgery".

Yeah, I just want the girls to fire back with a Dick Disqualification rule.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (LL1Be)

157 Let the destruction of Women's sports begin

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (dKiJG)

158 But Angus! Ya ken the scot's trannies canna lift the caber to save their lives!

Posted by: Mrs Podgorny at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG)

159 Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
........

jeez that would be as bad as an anvil.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

160
This. She did it for Citizenship.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (ffYR

Some say she did it for the D.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (pUDQf)

161 Let's get Martina Navratilova back into the conversation.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (xRJkg)

162 I'd watch beach bikini volleyball, but is it on tv hardly ever, and couldn't I just watch a channel of babes walking around eating bananas.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (r+sAi)

163 Was Grace Jones Somali?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (w+V5+)

164 But it more interesting watching women's tennis cuz they actually volley and work position. Men's tennis is just one unreturnable serve after another. Men's tennis should lengthen and widen the court to make it more interesting. Same deal with basketball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at F
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Except for the grunting. That's the worst.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

165 She's from Ethiopia, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (/9p9e)
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Intertubes say Somalia - and she still looks great!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

166 : I think that is overstated"

It's not. Even "non athletic" guys can move more iron than serious women athletes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (X8p7j)

167
Wait, Podgorny is a Scottish name? Sounds kind of Polish/Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

168 I love it.
Women wanted equality.
Screamed they could do EVERYTHING a guy could do. Wanted to go everywhere, do everything a guy does. Wanted to get into every male only organization.

So we let them. Now they don't want it.

Tough. Shit.

Choke on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (eDmrZ)

169 Eh... I don't really watch much girl sports, does anybody? If they weren't around would they really be missed much?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM

=====

Dude. Srsly?
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM


This.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (DMUuz)

170 163 Was Grace Jones Somali?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (w+V5+)

Jamaican.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

171 the citizenship thing was just cover. she was in it for the dicking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (MTjB1)

172 I remember back when getting "fucked by a tranny" meant you lost the race because the 2nd to 3rd drive gear gave up causing catastrophic failure........

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (IXZGh)

173 See how these hostile alien fucks coldly exploit every stupid weakness created by political correctness. That is the purpose of political correctness, to weaken.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (WXVRn)

174 126 Eh... I don't really watch much girl sports, does anybody? If they weren't around would they really be missed much?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (r+sAi)

World Cup is every 4 years.

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (qRjMk)

175 3) Tranny stuff is considered "other" and they make a new class. You compete by birth sex or in the "anything goes, no matter how weird" category. 
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No compromise.

We tried that with gay marriage; offered civil unions.

And here we are

This proposal assumes they are acting in good faith, just want to compete.

They do not, they want to rule you by demanding you accept their lies as truth

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (TN1P5)

176 165 She's from Ethiopia, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (/9p9e)
=======

Intertubes say Somalia - and she still looks great!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)


No minute balls on her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

177 I think the guy that beat Serena was smoking cigarettes and drinking beer the entire time, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (s17JZ)

178 Was Grace Jones Somali?
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Jamaican I think.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

179 Except for the grunting. That's the worst.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

I dunno. Some of those girls had some interesting grunts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (pUDQf)

180 she married her brother.
---
You forgot to say NTTAWRT, neanderthal.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)

181 Except for the grunting. That's the worst.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM


Well, that and the intimidation.

Posted by: Planet Fitness at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (DMUuz)

182 153 Eh... I don't really watch much girl sports, does anybody? If they weren't around would they really be missed much?
-------------------
There was an Woman's Arena League Football that I couldn't stop watching. Don't know what happened to that. They wore Hot Pants and showed cleavage. It was stunning.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

183
Dude. Srsly?
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM

This.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (DMUuz)


I watch every female sport out there, EXCEPT basketball. That shit is unwatchable.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (IXZGh)

184 Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (qRjMk)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (s17JZ)

185 No compromise.

We tried that with gay marriage; offered civil unions.

And here we are

This proposal assumes they are acting in good faith, just want to compete.

They do not, they want to rule you by demanding you accept their lies as truth
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (TN1P5)
++++++++++++
I'm on board. Even I - one of the "new rules, shove it down their throats" acolytes - sometimes forget.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)

186 Isn't Keith Ellison kind of busy being yet another state AG trying to take out Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (AllCR)

187 snowing in seattle.

we're all going to DIE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (d7Ww2)

188 Top female athlete will be beaten by top 14-year-old boy

Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (4zQrR)

189 167


Wait, Podgorny is a Scottish name? Sounds kind of Polish/Jewish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (/9p9e)
Tha's the point laddie! Remember it's zany madcap humor!

Posted by: Mrs Podgorny at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)

190
178 Was Grace Jones Somali?
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Jamaican I think.
-----------------
Ethiopian or Kenyan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)

191 I dunno. Some of those girls had some interesting grunts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (pUDQf)
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UMMV. Made it unwatchable for me.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

192 Being a bigamist illegal immigrant incest freak should DQ someone from running for office, but hey - what the hell? Let's give her a shot!

Posted by: The People of the Great State of Minnesota at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

193 What I can't understand is why the Dems are so ademant in pushing this?
Who the hell is the target audience?


I dont think its about gaining more votes.
Its about implementing policies and laws that offend us ignorant Jesus-people... because they can.

Posted by: McCool at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (sZaoP)

194 It's all an attempt to legitimize the wearing of Burkas by men hiding from infidels

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (QkjLD)

195 snowing in seattle.

we're all going to DIE!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (d7Ww2)


Nah....just those that think anti-lock brakes and traction control means they can drive 85 and be fine.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)

196 I don't understand why the categories cannot be tied to the genetic XY markers. Bing bang boom you compete in the XX or XY category. And if you are one of those XXY sorts, you get to Y you compete with the Y's

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

197 GLOW - Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling was a decent "sport". Why those clothes could actually be ripped off from the fierce "fighting",

Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (qRjMk)

198 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

199 The American Gold medal winning womens soccer team was beaten by a junior high school team.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (T95MO)

200 Title IX ........Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (hECVl)

201 Shut down the NFL until women are proportionally represented as linebackers and linemen!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)

202 FINALLY this important issue is getting the attention it deserves!

Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (MVjcR)

203 199: a boys junior high school team.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (T95MO)

204 191 I dunno. Some of those girls had some interesting grunts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (pUDQf)
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UMMV. Made it unwatchable for me.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (G0vdT)
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Monica Seles was the worst.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

205
Dude. Srsly? Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM


You're so 90's

Posted by: Female Pole Vaulting at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (TAmPV)

206
Nah....just those that think anti-lock brakes and traction control means they can drive 85 and be fine.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)
Youthful discoveries - 4 wheel drive does not mean you can stop faster on ice.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)

207 It's not. Even "non athletic" guys can move more iron than serious women athletes...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (X8p7j)
---------------

I remember reading an article years ago, okay decades ago, wherein a gal who'd joined the Army assumed that she'd be able to compete with the guys because she was very athletic, played sports, blah blah blah.

She found out in a hurry that even the most mediocre of guys could outperform her and these were the ones that weren't necessarily in top shape.

The article was in Time or Newsweek, if memory serves.

Imagine such an article printed today.

The author would have to go into hiding.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (qC1Sy)

208 And if you are one of those XXY sorts, you get to be the feature exhibition at the Carnival.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (2LelM)

209 If you'll accept a blatant lie as truth then you'll accept anything.

Posted by: brak at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (XkXuQ)

210 Shut down the NFL until women are proportionally represented as linebackers and linemen!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++
The time for that is long gone. There aren't roided-up East German women's power-lifting champions with backne anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (I2dne)

211 Whatever happened to that latest kerfuffle with Trannies not able to get dates with regular men, so someone suggested a law making it illegal to discriminate in your sexual preference?

Wasn't it some nonsense like that?

Who is pushing this Trangenda?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)

212 198 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head


YES!

it's awesomely gruesome

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (d7Ww2)

213 Well, if we're on the subject of superhot African chicks - I can't neglect to mention my one true love Sade.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)

214 Fucking doctors, man.
Marijuana legislation being passed in Colorado in order to be used to "treat autism". In children and adolescents.
With developing brains.
Joseph Mengele is laughing in Hell.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (LL1Be)

215 Was Grace Jones Somali?
=======

Jamaican I think.
-----------------
Ethiopian or Kenyan.

***

Jamaican but looks very East African

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (w+V5+)

216 Intertubes say Somalia - and she still looks great!
Posted by: bicentennialguy


Bing says Jamaica.
Born 1948 Spanish Town, Jamaica

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (eDmrZ)

217 wasn't there a basketball movie about this? only it won't just be just one. it'll be a clown show.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (nFwvY)

218 It's all an attempt to legitimize the wearing of Burkas by men hiding from infidels
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM


It's by the tach ya determine the tranny shift points, inshalla.

Posted by: Abdul Abulbul Amir at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (DMUuz)

219 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
.........

Last night. Had to switch channels though when she was squeezing a nasty one. Yikes.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

220 Bobby Riggs beat the #1 female player in the world at age 55.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (4e+hS)

221 Who is pushing this Trangenda?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)
+++++++++
Power-hungry communists. Usually the Maoist variety.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

222 Maybe it is time for the Republicans to push a Muslim candidate who is for Muslim family values in her part of Minnesota.

Now that would be fair play if anything to stir the pot.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (MuTTO)

223 I watch women's golf sometimes, and I don't even like golf. It's just fun to watch tiny, 80-pound Korean girls who can knock the snot out of a golf ball.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)

224 Bing says Jamaica.
Born 1948 Spanish Town, Jamaica

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (eDmrZ)
======

Not for Iman - she was born in Mogadishu

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

225
I... Well... Seems to me...

*shakes head*
*walks away*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (MBP4k)

226 this is funny when you consider all the girls that forced their way into boy's sports. kind of just desserts. even better, not only are the trannies, bigger, stronger, and faster than the girls, they are at least half insane. going to be loads of fun watching some six foot, 200 pound guy in a skirt swinging a field hockey stick and knocking everyone to the ground.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (MTjB1)

227 The twist is that traps actually originate on the planet Skyron, in the galaxy of Andromeda, and therefore the residents thereof have the best trapdar in the universe.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (HtLSE)

228 and women's gymnastics is the most awsomest sport evah

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (d7Ww2)

229 In all fairness that one does want to compete against boys, but the state won't let her.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)

--

Are they worried she'd be badly injured? Even a 120lb voice-cracking 15 year old halfway fit guy has much different muscle density than a 120lb top of the class mature woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (xyung)

230 212 198 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head


YES!

it's awesomely gruesome
---------------------
Yes it is. But can you stop watching it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)

231 Youthful discoveries - 4 wheel drive does not mean you can stop faster on ice.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)


Drove my 88 Mustang 5.0 hatchback from Dallas to Huntsville once after an ice storm. Was CONSTANTLY passed by douchebags in their SUV's going considerably faster only to find them a few miles up the road either in the ditch, up against a sign or ramped up on a guardrail.

I made it there and back that day. They lost a substantial amount of time and money.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)

232
Who is pushing this Trangenda?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)
Wasn't that the name of one of the super continents like Pangea and Gondwana?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (37IEG)

233 Who is funding the transgender agenda?

The usual suspects: https://tinyurl.com/yb9s2w6j

Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (u0hpX)

234 Who is pushing this Trangenda?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)

They are the most intersected.

And the most oppressed.

Do the math.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (GL/05)

235 195 snowing in seattle.

we're all going to DIE!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (d7Ww2)

Nah....just those that think anti-lock brakes and traction control means they can drive 85 and be fine.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)

And tailgate. Remember, it's okay to tailgate in the snow if you have AWD because that repeals the laws of physics.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

236 Youthful discoveries - 4 wheel drive does not mean you can stop faster on ice.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)

------------------------

I also learned that you don't want to be in 4WD trying to drive on ice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (ffYR/)

237 217 wasn't there a basketball movie about this? only it won't just be just one. it'll be a clown show.
Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (nFwvY)

You couldn't get away with making "Juwanna Mann" in 2019.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (UnA8+)

238 219 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
---
A couple of times I started and couldn't stop. It's weird.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (hjaPQ)

239 I watch women's golf sometimes, and I don't even like golf. It's just fun to watch tiny, 80-pound Korean girls who can knock the snot out of a golf ball.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)


And there are some smokin hot broads on that tour......

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)

240 230 212 198 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head


YES!

it's awesomely gruesome
---------------------
Yes it is. But can you stop watching it?
Posted by: Puddin Head

well, yeah. I live it as well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (d7Ww2)

241 So fucking stupid. Those people have no brain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (4/8k4)

242 It's by the tach ya determine the tranny shift points, inshalla."

Redline fever!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (X8p7j)

243 Last night. Had to switch channels though when she was squeezing a nasty one. Yikes.
-----------------
The black guy with a node on his head? That was a gusher.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)

244 Given the reverence that pudding cups are in here, no one has brought up female pudding wrestling as a spectator event?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (DMUuz)

245 Not for Iman - she was born in Mogadishu
Posted by: bicentennialguy


Oh. Sorry. I thought everyone was talking about Grace Jones.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (eDmrZ)

246 233 Who is funding the transgender agenda?

The usual suspects: https://tinyurl.com/yb9s2w6j
Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (u0hpX)

I'm going to be really disappointed if that's not Brain from Pinky and the Brain.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (pUDQf)

247 Has any Moron watched Dr. Pimple Popper yet?

I took a knee on the Superbowl and watched the "Poppy Bowl". :-)

Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)

248
and women's gymnastics is the most awsomest sport evah

Posted by: nurse ratched


Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies. That's why it's not just a pale imitation of men's sports.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)

249 "It's daddy... he's turned into a transwoman! *giggle*"
-emptyheaded bimbo in Science Fiction Sketch

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (HtLSE)

250 Given the reverence that pudding cups are in here, no one has brought up female pudding wrestling as a spectator event?

It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (DMUuz)


I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ox at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)

251 We need to get J.E. Dyer commenting here. If she doesn't mind the mud.

Or pudding.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (xJa6I)

252 She apparently married her brother. Probably immigration fraud but who the hell knows these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (T95MO)

Her brother probably took advantage of the license to bang her. Because Somali, and therefore uncivilized.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (nPGq2)

253 Friday afternoon. I wonder if there will be a BOMBSHELL report about Collusion/ Mueller/ Cohen/ Manfort/ obstruction/ walls closing in.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (786Ro)

254
How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks" - for all these crossover, confused and whatever types and let them squabble with one another there?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)

255
I made it there and back that day. They lost a substantial amount of time and money.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)
Texas is the first place I ever saw Tractor-Trailers laying in a ditch during a snow-storm (ice storm), They made me drive from San Angelo to Dallas because "I knew how to drive in snow".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)

256 Women's gymnastics are fantastic.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (4e+hS)

257 And they said The English Patient was slow and boring.

Posted by: Black Panther at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (PeJCI)

258 The black guy with a node on his head? That was a gusher.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
.......

Yep. I made it through when she pulled the horn off the back of that lady's head though.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

259 Has cuckshed.com weighed in yet?

Posted by: BishopWash at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (LsWdl)

260 43 i can't describe how much i don't give a fuck. when these dipshits are worrying about this shit, it keeps them out of my pockets. keep it up, hoseheads.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (KP5rU)

But have you seen some of these high school and college girls crying and saying it's not fair? It's truly heartbreaking.

Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (xRJkg)

261 Actual women will be permitted to applaud and maybe serve gatorade.
================
But first they will make me a samwich!

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (g2uaa)

262
How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks"

Or "Freaks"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (MBP4k)

263 How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks" - for all these crossover, confused and whatever types and let them squabble with one another there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)
--------------

Hey, even we have some standards!

*sticks cig in mouth, revealing all 6 teeth in the process*

Posted by: Aggrieved carny folk at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (qC1Sy)

264 She said some anti-gay stuff recently and this is just a head-fake to cover that. She's up for an Emmy for her part in "Blackhawk Down".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (Ndje9)

265 Pitting the trannies against the feminazis.

Not enough popcorn in the world for this!

Posted by: Marybeth at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (CmURZ)

266
In Sports, the entire point in having "girls" or "womens" divisions is so the girls and women don't feel left out.

The Left wants to take that away.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (On+lG)

267 you would think that the wonders of awd, traction control, abs, stability control, terrain management, would make things better on the snow.

however, people are getting stupider so there are just as many cars in ditches as ever and lots of places have decided to quit salting, sanding, and plowing to save the environment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (MTjB1)

268 This is news only to Captain Marvel fans and other idiots. The strength difference between men and women is enormous. Still, I'm almost pulling for the trannies here; women's powerlifting became repulsive a long time ago, filled with women who only marginally qualify as women themselves.

Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (39cXK)

269
No man would have ever invented the balance beam

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)

270 Texas is the first place I ever saw Tractor-Trailers laying in a ditch during a snow-storm (ice storm), They made me drive from San Angelo to Dallas because "I knew how to drive in snow".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)

-------------------------

I also learned to drive in snow. I learned to drive as little as possible on ice, and very slowly when I had to do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (ffYR/)

271 How does she feel about brothers and sisters wrestling?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (L3YlV)

272 was going for the morning coffee and noticed someone driving a van that said "kuck maintenance and service."

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (MTjB1)

273 How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks" - for all these crossover, confused and whatever types and let them squabble with one another there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)
-------------

Or already was.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (qC1Sy)

274 days of giving people slack are over. you marry your sibling you are assumed to be fucking them. lot of fucking them in depraved disgusting ways that they enjoy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (MTjB1)

Well, if it's not depraved and disgusting, you're not doing it right.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (3sjI6)

275 Both Islam and liberalism are poisonous to American values. They both seek submission and servitude.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

276 Obama could probably pull off a "Rudy" type role on a WNBA team if this stands.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (nFwvY)

277 Women's gymnastics are fantastic.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (4e+hS)

No such thing.

Girl's gymnastics maybe.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (GL/05)

278 NO TRANNY CURLING

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (hjaPQ)

279 148--- ....they are less skilled than men.....
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (MTjB1)
------------------------
They are not less skilled.
They're just physically inferior to males in the endeavor.

Roberto Duran was not less skilled than Muhammed Ali but he would surely have lost to him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Rxduq)

280 When I first saw the rule change announced for the women powerlifters, I thought

1. This makes a whole lotta sense.
2. That won't matter.

When Michelle Wie was trying to compete with the men, I thought it was great for golf AND women. And she almost made the cut twice in PGA events. Almost.

*Did you know that the world record for a woman in the long drive contest is 406 yards?*

But the problem is body endurance. Wie's began to break down under the extreme stress of swinging that hard every time. Male pros have broken their legs or ribs during their swing. Ligaments pop loose.

The LPGA allows trannies, but they must have 'acceptable' estrogen and testosterone levels to play. It hasn't become a major issue yet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Z4rgH)

281 Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

282 Are F to M trans even that large a portion of the trans pool?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (AM1GF)

283 It's time for her husband to give her the beating that her brother never did.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (CE5C/)

284

Albert Finney is mort.

So is the Fonz.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (On+lG)

285 Ban ditches! Then no more vehicles swerve into them when it snows.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (786Ro)

286 The visuals on this are making me puke

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

287 Well, if it's not depraved and disgusting, you're not doing it right.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at F


lol, especially if you are fucking your sibling. why hold back? you have crossed the rubicon of sex so what are you waiting for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (MTjB1)

288 No man would have ever invented the balance beam
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


Just spitballing here, but it CAN'T be a happy time for the ladies either.

Posted by: The umpteenth Immam at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (e1q4h)

289 Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)


It's the more real version of "Future Lower Back Problems" for sure......

Posted by: Ox at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)

290 223
I watch women's golf sometimes, and I don't even like golf. It's just
fun to watch tiny, 80-pound Korean girls who can knock the snot out of a
golf ball.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)


Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)

291 259 Has cuckshed.com weighed in yet?
Posted by: BishopWash at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (LsWdl)

Ahahahahahahhaah! My fucking sides! Effing brilliant!

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (PeJCI)

292 Off sock.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)

293 How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks" - for all these crossover, confused and whatever types and let them squabble with one another there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)

Carny Foks. "Step right up, ladies and germs. She the woman with the penis and the man with the vagina in a cage match with Lobster Boy".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (3sjI6)

294 Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies. That's why it's not just a pale imitation of men's sports.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)


Olympic Gymnasts reacting to men performing women's routines.
https://youtu.be/Jvz3F4HP170

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (wCmLp)

295 I think you're over analyzing her motives, she's simply an America hating bitch

Posted by: the Butcher at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (DIosY)

296 Ban ditches! Then no more vehicles swerve into them when it snows.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (786Ro)
...........

also ban cars parked on the side of the road.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

297 281 Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

Gives high school girls a place to work out their revenge without getting the boys involved.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)

298 I also learned to drive in snow. I learned to drive as little as possible on ice, and very slowly when I had to do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (ffYR/)
This - because ice is never ever forgiving when you need to stop and in a truck the back end will crawl around on you faster than you can say Jackie Kennedy
GTF off the road when there's black ice. (do I have to denounce myself for that?)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

299
Roberto Duran was not less skilled than Muhammed Ali but he would surely have lost to him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Rxduq)


Ah Roberto Duran was far less skilled than Muhammed Ali.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (TAmPV)

300 269
No man would have ever invented the balance beam
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
---------------------
LOL.
That's one of the only sporting events where women have a natural physical advantage. (Lower center of gravity.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (Rxduq)

301 284 Albert Finney is mort.
So is the Fonz.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (On+lG)


Where are you being that Winkler is kaput?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (/9p9e)

302 Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)


Sex sells, buddy.

Posted by: Marketing Departments Everywhere at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)

303
I took a knee on the Superbowl and watched the "Poppy Bowl". :-)
Posted by: mikeyG


Is that played in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (aKsyK)

304
Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?

Posted by: Puddin Head


Gives Indians and Pakistanis an excuse to beat the tar out of each other with sticks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (MBP4k)

305 299
Roberto Duran was not less skilled than Muhammed Ali but he would surely have lost to him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Rxduq)


Ah Roberto Duran was far less skilled than Muhammed Ali.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (TAmPV)


No mas, no mas. Toujours no mas....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (/9p9e)

306 fill the ditches up with the cushions that they put int he gutters for kids at bowling alleys. when someone loses control of their car, the slide into the cushion and bounce back into traffic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)

307 "Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then
it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you
don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I
can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect
me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put."

Fair enough. But what's your point. It's a spectator sport.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (VpIIl)

308 88 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)


---

I'd like to see one of them play a middle aged nobody male with a gut who went to a state school on scholarship who hasn't played in twenty years.

Give him a month and then he faces the world champion multimillionaire in a PPV charity match.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (xyung)


I'm a tennis player. It is well known that the male coaching assistants typically beat the female pros. I play with hard hitters, and there is no comparison between the speed and strength of a ball hit by a man vs a woman.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (TdMsT)

309
Fonz isn't mort. Yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (On+lG)

310 302
Sex sells, buddy.
Posted by: Marketing Departments Everywhere at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)


Old and busted - Sex sells.
New hotness - Sex cells.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (/9p9e)

311
Just spitballing here, but it CAN'T be a happy time for the ladies either.

Posted by: The umpteenth Immam at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (e1q4h)Having been a high-bar gymnast I used to wonder about that. Boy did I wonder

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

312 On a side note it's funny when people claim that men have greater "upper body strength."

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (q177U)

313
Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball.


D cup decup

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

314 Roberto Duran was far less skilled than Muhammed Ali.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at F




sure but cassius clay would have kicked ali's ass.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (MTjB1)

315 This is all part of the totalitarian mindset which forces you to pretend to believe things that you know are lies.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (yTo22)

316 Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies. That's why it's not just a pale imitation of men's sports.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)
---------------------------------
And note that it was set up before all of the feminist BS.
If not, we'd have to endure steroided "chicks" on the rings.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (Rxduq)

317 Karma is a bitch.
So I pimp slapped her.

Posted by: Female to man trans at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (koNhm)

318 >> female-to-male transgenders are discovering that "Male Privilege" actually doesn't exist, and that the actual privilege belongs to women.


You don't fuckin' say?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (c0FUC)

319 Sade - SFW (just barely, but safe)

https://tinyurl.com/y75hxkb5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

320 So is the Fonz.
.........

Oops. Who pays off the reverse mortgage?

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

321 I'm glad the country has so few serious problems that the dems can concentrate on plastic bags and straws, power-lifting transgender athletes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (zmIJL)

322 Also, somebody needs to investigate the maternity department at my local hospital. Last year they didn't have any make-to-female trans women there to give birth. I'm sure that transphobic discrimination is the only explanation.

Posted by: mr_jack at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (iOuPb)

323 The strength difference between men and women is enormous.

If I'm not mistaken, the highest bars of female lifting and the highest bars of male lifting are not ethnically speaking 1:1... some differences in different ethnicities' ability to build different types of muscle vs. their sex. Korean woman with good peasant genes much closer to the top of her craft than any Korean man would be in his, that sort of thing.

Not that the bulk differences aren't true, obviously - just more or less a thing for ethnically homogenous blocks.

Posted by: Sporkatus at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (HtLSE)

324 I'd add women's college volleyball to a list of women sports that are fun to watch. My alma mater has some darn good athletes on the court there... but they are still smoking hot, most of them. Not like a lot of these "athletic" roided out lezzies that make trigglypuff look good.

Never did figure it out though... the commentators would go down the list of the volleyball players, saying, this girl is 6-2, with a 5 foot vertical, she can dunk. Next girl, same thing.

If these girls can jump so high they can dunk (and yes, they truly could leap) then why isn't the college basketball coach not right there, asking them to come play? Never understood that. Course, right now my alma mater has a 6-8 girl on the basketball team. Dang, that's tall. Nationwide block leader, for some reason.

Posted by: Vance at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (zzW7w)

325 307
"Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then

it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you

don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball.
What have I been missing all my life?!?
Damned cheap-assed cable tier I have.....



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (8iiMU)

326 If not, we'd have to endure steroided "chicks" on the rings.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (Rxduq)
Yuck - that would have been awful. Chicks throwing an Iron-Cross? yikes!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

327 OT Spartacus Booker compares New Green Deal to fighting Nazis and the Moon program. Yep; Eliminating cows and their farts is just like storming the beach at Normandy!

http://tinyurl.com/yb4l7jkf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)

328 302 Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)

Sex sells, buddy.
Posted by: Marketing Departments Everywhere at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)

I have zero problem.with the direction women's golf is going. Shit, in college, women who played golf as a hobby were pretty.

Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (PeJCI)

329 316 Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies. That's why it's not just a pale imitation of men's sports.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)
---------------------------------
And note that it was set up before all of the feminist BS.
If not, we'd have to endure steroided "chicks" on the rings.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (Rxduq)


"We Are All East German Female Athletes Now"

- - Newsweek

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (/9p9e)

330 Remember Michelle Wie was going to play on the mens tour and compete?

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)

331 Perhaps, ms. omar can tell us how FGM works in the male-to-female transgender process?

Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (1Zh0U)

332 Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies. That's why it's not just a pale imitation of men's sports.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM

Even that got messed up with stunted, 4'11" skeletons competing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (zmIJL)

333 >>Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies.



I think you mean pre-pubescent girls.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (c0FUC)

334 Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put."

Fair enough. But what's your point. It's a spectator sport


A spectator sport that would be vastly improved if they played barefoot.

Posted by: Quentin T. at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)

335 330 Remember Michelle Wie was going to play on the mens tour and compete?
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)


Tell the fems that Bobby Riggs threw the match to Billie Jean King and watch them go nuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (/9p9e)

336 Goodbye, Fairfax.

https://tinyurl.com/yanhn9fx

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (MAstk)

337 Where are you being that Winkler is kaput?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (/9p9e)

Internet Celebrity Death Hoax. Best band I ever saw.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (3sjI6)

338 when in hs I was working on improving my tennis game. got to play with some of the guys from the state university. lol.
was like trying to return someone shooting rocks at you when you were volleying with those guys. they were about five years older than me and a good bit bigger. but wow, was all I could do to hang on to the racquet at first.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (MTjB1)

339 I'm going to be even more chauvinistic and state that even on the non strength sports / skill competitions that men still have a distinct advantage over women.

Pool, darts, sporting clays, etc.

Men and women are different. Really.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (ajJoO)

340 So rag head didn't want to be left out of the "stupid" her "sista" has been spewing... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (O2RFr)

341 >>The strength difference between men and women is enormous.


I don't know a single woman who can do a cock pushup.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (c0FUC)

342
I think you mean pre-pubescent girls.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (c0FUC)
Not the ones on our team - hubba hubba - wahoo! Course as I recall the girl I dated for a while really wasn't one of the top rank team members, possibly because she was 'top' ranked.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)

343 333 >>Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies.



I think you mean pre-pubescent girls.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (c0FUC)


"But mostly me."

- - Larry Nasser

"#METOO!"

- - Bob Menendez

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

344 Youthful discoveries - 4 wheel drive does not mean you can stop faster on ice.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)

Well, up to point, it does. It will prevent one or two wheels from locking, as long as the others are still rolling with some traction. But once all four lock up, you are in the same boat as a car with only two-wheel drive, and all four locked up.


I tested this many times with a Datsun 4X4 pickup. Advanatage: four-wheel drive. But you still have to drive according to conditions; it doesn't make you Superman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (nPGq2)

345 On a side note it's funny when people claim that men have greater "upper body strength."

Posted by: Max Power


I watched my lieutenant bench press 525 lbs.
Also watched a convict bench 530.

Never heard of a woman doing that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (eDmrZ)

346 Remember Michelle Wie was going to play on the mens tour and compete?
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)


She went mental. Now we've seen Annika Sorenstam complete and it went as you'd expect. You just can't put a woman that drives it 280 on a course with men that drive 350. Eagles and birdies beat birdies and pars every time.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (IXZGh)

347 I present to you the Army Ranger School of the SOF "Q" course. They've been trying to lower the standards, especially under Obama, to get women in. Ain't happening if everyone is judged on a single standard that exists. It biological baby, don't blame me, blame God.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

348 2nd Fairfax accuser.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MAstk)

349 with a Datsun 4X4 pickup. Advanatage: four-wheel drive. But you still have to drive according to conditions; it doesn't make you Superman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at F




right.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MTjB1)

350 Are there women's pissing matches? Because I'm in on that baby. i gotta hurry before the prostate goes though.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (xcbew)

351 >>"But mostly me."

- - Larry Nasser

"#METOO!"

- - Bob Menendez



BACK OFF!

Posted by: Bella Karoly at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (c0FUC)

352 Tranny "men" competing as "women" will be the end of women's sports.. Title IX..

Bring it on!

Posted by: Constantine XI at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (yiAMj)

353 I see this as a way station on the way to the Muslims, and then the Dems, turning on the gays. I think they want to say 'if you're attracted to other men you're okay, you just have to hack off your business and then everything is okay'. You have to support 'trans is real' to make that work.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (PvCxa)

354 Perhaps, ms. omar can tell us how FGM works in the male-to-female transgender process?
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM

I really, really wish a reporter would ask her, "Representative Omar, so you still have a clitoris? What about a vulva?"

I'm curious as to how she would respond. No doubt outrage. But given her Somali background I'd say the odds are quite high she's been cut. Bigly.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (zmIJL)

355 Already mentioned? Writer Norah Vincent lived as a man and then wrote a book about it. She had a great respect for men after doing this. This was before people insisted masculine lesbians were literally men, of course.

https://tinyurl.com/yczcmu8r

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (W+vEI)

356 Golf is a stupida fucking game.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (VpIIl)

357 I watched my lieutenant bench press 525 lbs.
Also watched a convict bench 530.

Never heard of a woman doing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (eDmrZ)


They said during the "National Championship" game that one of the Freshman linemen could bench 700+.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (IXZGh)

358 Remember Michelle Wie was going to play on the mens tour and compete?
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)

Never.

Regardless of what SportCenter told me.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (GL/05)

359 I'm watching some clips of Whittaker's testimony that I missed. Damn, that whole shitshow was nasty. He handled it very well though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)

360 turn up the volume.

you tell me that's not a woman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mRBXYG-qaM

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)

361 The length of bell curve thing was explained well by Jordan Peterson in terms of Joooz perceived unfair "domination" of certain intellectual pursuits.

When you shift the whole curve even a bit to the high end, in highly competitive fields with only limited openings for only top achievers, you get large disproportions of any group long on the high end of the curve, even if most members of the group are not in the highest achievers.

That doesn't explain the weather though.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (koNhm)

362 can't she find something better to do?

Posted by: concrete girl at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (VzI4f)

363 351 Posted by: Bella Karoly at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (c0FUC)


Try to find the Nadia Comaneci comedy sketch from the Lampoon album "That's Not Funny, That's Sick."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

364 I'm going to be even more chauvinistic and state that even on the non strength sports / skill competitions that men still have a distinct advantage over women.

Pool, darts, sporting clays, etc.

Men and women are different. Really.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (ajJoO)

That's because women are too easily distracted by shopping, sales, dress and shoe porn, etc.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (3sjI6)

365 Remember Michelle Wie was going to play on the mens tour and compete?
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)

Guess which part of the game was the most significant in her not being able to compete? Yep, the short game and putting. She could drive the ball about the average of the PGA .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (ajJoO)

366 >>>OT Spartacus Booker compares New Green Deal to fighting Nazis and the Moon program. Yep; Eliminating cows and their farts is just like storming the beach at Normandy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)


I am really wandering if we'll get some kind of backlash preference cascade on this thing. Would be an epic meltdown to watch. The 2020 hopefuls are dumber than hammers.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (q177U)

367 But once all four lock up, you are in the same boat as a car with only two-wheel drive, and all four locked up.





I tested this many times with a Datsun 4X4 pickup. Advanatage:
four-wheel drive. But you still have to drive according to conditions;
it doesn't make you Superman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (nPGq2)
Fine! Where were YOU when I lost it on that road in Nova Scotia in February! NOW you tell me!
Seat belts worked though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (37IEG)

368 she find something better to do?
Posted by: concrete girl at F




like her brother

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (MTjB1)

369 Why is Ilhan Omar, of all people, jumping on this issue?

Simple, the jihadi bitch is trying to inject as much poison as she can into as many organs as possible.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (/c+/z)

370 299---Ah Roberto Duran was far less skilled than Muhammed Ali.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (TAmPV)
-------------------------------
Eh. What do I know anyway?

My point is that even a supremely skilled featherweight will always lose to a mediocre heavyweight.
This is why you have weight divisions --- or men's sports and women's sports.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (Rxduq)

371 Remember when Ronda Rousey was the best MMA fighter of either sex ?

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (BXMxN)

372 Ruh roh. Another women claims that Fairfax raped her in college.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)

373 I present to you the Army Ranger School of the SOF "Q" course. They've been trying to lower the standards, especially under Obama, to get women in. Ain't happening if everyone is judged on a single standard that exists. It biological baby, don't blame me, blame God.
Posted by: Marcus T

No way they can pass the land navigation test

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (25Dt7)

374 A spectator sport that would be vastly improved if they played barefoot.
Posted by: Quentin T. at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)


We see how well going barefoot worked out for John McClane.

I NEVER go barefoot outside of home.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (IXZGh)

375 368 she find something better to do?
Posted by: concrete girl at F

like her brother
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (MTjB1)


"He's my brother, he's my husband...brother...husband... He's my brother AND my husband! You get it?!"

- - Ilhan Mulwray

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

376 I watched my lieutenant bench press 525 lbs.
Also watched a convict bench 530.

Never heard of a woman doing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (eDmrZ)


I meant that men out squat women by an insane amount.

Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (q177U)

377 Remember when Ronda Rousey was the best MMA fighter of either sex ?
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (BXMxN)


Um.....no.

But she dominated the women's circuit until she started doing movies.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)

378
Try to find the Nadia Comaneci comedy sketch from the Lampoon album
"That's Not Funny, That's Sick."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)


Nadia grew up to be very hot

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)

379
Equestrian is a sport where men and women are about equal, but it's the horse doing the work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (MBP4k)

380 "He's my brother, he's my husband...brother...husband... He's my brother AND my husband! You get it?!"

- - Ilhan Mulwray
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at F




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

381 I am really wandering if we'll get some kind of backlash preference cascade on this thing. Would be an epic meltdown to watch. The 2020 hopefuls are dumber than hammers.
Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (q177U)

They have an advantage in that their voters are dumber than retarded hammers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (3sjI6)

382 I present to you the Army Ranger School of the SOF "Q" course. They've been trying to lower the standards, especially under Obama, to get women in. Ain't happening if everyone is judged on a single standard that exists. It biological baby, don't blame me, blame God.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

I heard they have liaisons/witnesses present at all times, now.

One chick is legit.

Not that I agree.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)

383 Remember when Ronda Rousey was the best MMA fighter of either sex ?"

Yeah. I laughed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (X8p7j)

384 335 No real doubt that he did despite what Billie Jean says.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (BXMxN)

385 Inferring from the world records, the men are about 50% stronger, but up to twice as strong when it comes to the deadlift. That being said, the numbers are huge- there are some mighty strong women.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (QrTqV)

386 "No way they can pass the land navigation test



Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (25Dt7)"
In fairness, that's any LT, regardless of sex.
But generally the mountain phase will do it if they even make it past the crawl...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

387 372
Ruh roh. Another women claims that Fairfax raped her in college.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)
I read that with my Democrat filter on -
and it came out "Another women claims that Fairfax was raped by her in college."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG)

388 you the Army Ranger School of the SOF "Q" course. They've been trying to lower the standards, especially under Obama, to get women in. Ain't happening if everyone is judged on a single standard that exists. It biological baby, don't blame me, blame God.
Posted by: Marcus T

No way they can pass the land navigation test
Posted by: Jean at F




they cannot stop to ask for directions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

389 That's because women are too easily distracted by shopping, sales, dress and shoe porn, etc.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (3sjI6)

So "look at her shoes!" Is a fair strategy then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (xcbew)

390 Now if they made nagging an Olympic sport...

Posted by: Borat at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (koNhm)

391 good one, yankeefifth!

Posted by: concrete girl at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (VzI4f)

392 One woman passed Ranger School iirc though she was allowed to continue despite quitting.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (BXMxN)

393 387 372
Ruh roh. Another women claims that Fairfax raped her in college.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)
I read that with my Democrat filter on -
and it came out "Another women claims that Fairfax was raped by her in college."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG)


Friday afternoon after 4:00PM. How... convenient.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

394
What? The Nazis had a moon program? Need to watch the History channel more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (MBP4k)

395 359 I'm watching some clips of Whittaker's testimony that I missed. Damn, that whole shitshow was nasty. He handled it very well though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)

Thought nadler was going to stroke out when little Matty told him his five minutes was up. LOL!

Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (1Zh0U)

396 Love the RBG milk carton on the side bar.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (4/8k4)

397 No way they can pass the land navigation test "

Target is that away. Next to DSW and Bed Bath...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (X8p7j)

398 Do women who are transitioning to men also have an overwhelming desire to compete with men? Has it ever happened? Or, are the results too sad and embarrassing for the media mouthpieces to mention it?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (sLicW)

399 They let women crew tanks now.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (BXMxN)

400 Put up your dukes! I fight you!

Posted by: Omar the Tranny Tentmaker at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (vtcmf)

401 Remember when Ronda Rousey was the best MMA fighter of either sex ?"

Yeah. I laughed.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (X8p7j)

-----------------------

Chuck Liddell might have had a little something to say about that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)

402 One chick is legit.



Not that I agree.

Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)""
The one who passed RS is a stud and a good soldier. That's going to be very rare.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

403 What does tranny sports mean for Title IX?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (fTQ1B)

404 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)


There's a story that's several years old about just this.

A middle ranked male Australian tennis player, if I'm remembering the story correctly, was poo-pooing the Williams after some match so they challenged him or he challenged them to play him one after the other next morning.

Anywho, the Australian dude really wanted to prove his point and spent the entire night before the game drinking and carousing and went straight from the bar to the tennis court and handily beat both Williams sisters.

This was when both Williams were at their peak.

So, yeah, having professional men who call themselves women competing against actual biological women is just silly and unfair to lady athletes.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (CRRq9)

405 Once they infiltrate womens beach volleyball it's all over.

Posted by: Bosk at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (9m9TT)

406 My point is that even a supremely skilled featherweight will always lose to a mediocre heavyweight. This is why you have weight divisions --- or men's sports and women's sports.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (Rxduq)


Yes, I think Sugar Ray Leonard would be a better comparison.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (TAmPV)

407 Friday afternoon after 4:00PM. How... convenient.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (/9p9e)


It's only after 1 on the west coast. Screw your time zone elitism.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)

408 Friday afternoon after 4:00PM. How... convenient.


Maybe it is convenient to rape on Friday afternoons what with class and all?


Oh, wait...

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (sLicW)

409 Annika Sorenstam is the greatest female golfer of all time (arguably). She's won a ton of championships. About a decade ago, she competed on the PGA Tour in Texas. The Colonial Country Club is 'short' by PGA standards. She played well. She missed the cut. Even on 'short' PGA courses, she couldn't compete with the men.

Men and women are different.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (T95MO)

410 The guy with the mustache dressed in a female gymnast leotard doing the high beam and uneven bars is pretty hilarious.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (ajJoO)

411 Oopsies, take 2:

@Bencjacobs

Another accuser has just come forward to accuse Virginia Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax of raping her in college

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (whUgy)

412 What? The Nazis had a moon program? Need to watch the History channel more.

------

Fall Eisen Himmel

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

413 Chuck Liddell might have had a little something to say about that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)


Shit.....Mighty Mouse would have plenty to say about that.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (IXZGh)

414 I'm watching some clips of Whittaker's testimony that I missed. Damn, that whole shitshow was nasty. He handled it very well though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)

Thought nadler was going to stroke out when little Matty told him his five minutes was up. LOL!
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (1Zh0U)

----------------------------

Yeah, that was classic.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (ffYR/)

415 What's really a sorry point is that the two Daughters of Mohammed and AOC will probably be Congressional lifers, along with whats her name from Hawaii in the Senate.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (xzqr4)

416 372 Ruh roh. Another women claims that Fairfax raped her in college.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)

Let's see if they stick to the Grimly Hang On strategy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

417 OT I just got up and walked out of an office lunch because one of the owners starting talking to me about what a horrible person Trump is. It felt good, I ain't gonna lie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (BOAlV)

418 Maybe they should just be servicing their husband and making dinner with their husband's other wives.
..........

and servicing my other wives, too.

Posted by: the husband at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

419 The guy with the mustache dressed in a female gymnast leotard doing the high beam and uneven bars is pretty hilarious.

I'm imagining Borat. It's not pretty.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (Z1eux)

420 That's going to be very rare.

So rare that it's a pointless waste of time and money to accomodate. This notion that the rules need to be bent out of shape to account for things that are the statistical equivalent of unicorns . . .

Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)

421 Fuck that other bitch, too.
Justin Fairfax

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (zmIJL)

422 Thought nadler was going to stroke out when little Matty told him his five minutes was up. LOL!
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (1Zh0U)

----------------------------

Yeah, that was classic.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (ffYR/)


Maxine Waters had a moment as well, I hear......

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (IXZGh)

423 So, the VA Three - still in office? Any signs of quitting? Seems like the lt. gov. is the one with the real problem. "Blackface" is sort of a ridiculous "scandal", while assault and associated lying is a bit tougher sell to the Dem electorate (not impossible, just tougher).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (QDnY+)

424 You don't build a society around its outliers.

Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)

425 They already let a tranny schedule an MMA fight against a woman. He instantly split her head open like a watermelon.

It was fucking gruesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (AzW6q)

426 and servicing my other wives, too.

Count mine in!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (vtcmf)

427 424 You don't build a society around its outliers.
Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)


But that is exactly how you take one down...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

428 just checking in to see everyone is talking about rape? Who is doing the raping?

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (LJUs+)

429 Trannys have a tough time getting dates I hear. Lemme do an impromptu survey: Mr. Stiffie, do you ever have any desire to visit the privates of some fag dressed up as a woman? No? Never?
Well, there you have it folks. Mr. Stiffie is apparently a homophobe. Science!

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (4/8k4)

430 2nd Fairfax accuser.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MAstk)

*If* what the first one claimed was accurate, there almost had to be others since that sort of behavior doesn't come from nowhere and doesn't stop until made to stop. The if is big though since we saw with Kavannaugh that sometimes the goal is to simply flood the zone and make it impossible to tell true claims from false.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (uquGJ)

431 Did Chrissy Evert practiced with her brother and he beat her handily. I believe. or I just made that up. I'm old so shut up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (xcbew)

432 Let's see if they stick to the Grimly Hang On strategy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (RD7QR)


That was a tough day, for sure. I had to hang on that ledge for dear life.......

Posted by: Ed Grimly at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)

433
Men and women are different.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (T95MO)
Isn't it amazing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG)

434 What? The Nazis had a moon program? Need to watch the History channel more.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (MBP4k)
........


You know who else wants a Space Force? That's right.

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

435 Did Chrissy Evert practiced with her brother and he beat her handily. I believe. or I just made that up. I'm old so shut up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (xcbew)


You watch yourself, pal......

Posted by: Jim Everett at February 08, 2019 04:26 PM (IXZGh)

436
You don't build a society around its outliers.

Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)


It's not us you need to tell that to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:26 PM (MBP4k)

437 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (zmIJ

Heh

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:26 PM (MAstk)

438
What's really a sorry point is that the two Daughters of Mohammed and AOC will probably be Congressional lifers, along with whats her name from Hawaii in the Senate.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


You also don't see many members of the Congressional Black Caucus losing elections.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (aKsyK)

439 Trannies only exist to make the people around them uncomfortable.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (eAZVt)

440 So, yeah, having professional men who call themselves women competing
against actual biological women is just silly and unfair to lady
athletes.



So, do you think Riggs threw the "battle of the sexes" match against King?

Connors kicked Navratilova's ass, as Riggs kicked Court's in the first go-round.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (sLicW)

441 Women in combat roles? I have no doubt there are some elite women who would be better at combat than some small percentage of men serving right now but it's not necessary. We aren't Israel. We have enough men to fill the ranks.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (ajJoO)

442 421
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (zmIJL)
..........

lol

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

443 Apparently UnfairFux's second accuser actually has email records that show she told her friends about it at the time, although she did not file charges.

So her case seems to be way stronger than the Dr. BlazeyPants or whoever who accused Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (0OWcv)

444 Sen. Booker: "Is bovine flatulence sinful?"
Nominee: "Why are you asking me? You're the expert, Senator."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (Ndje9)

445 The problem is, even if we had a Democrat fourth-in-line to the governor, he'd still be a Democrat, and you know he's been getting away with murder. (That's kind of our whole appeal).

Posted by: Virginia Democrats at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (C78No)

446 439
Trannies only exist to make the people around them uncomfortable.



Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (eAZVt)


Fucking transomes horning in on our gig!

Posted by: Vegans at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (ymnmz)

447 hey we can have 3 categories, Men, Women and the Grand Guignol Theatre of the Bizarre

everyone wins

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)

448 > Apparently UnfairFux's second accuser actually has email records

Also Facebook messages.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (0OWcv)

449 444
Sen. Booker: "Is bovine flatulence sinful?"

Nominee: "Why are you asking me? You're the expert, Senator."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (Ndje9)

slow clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (ymnmz)

450
Riggs beat bettors while using a frying pan as a racket. Of course he went into the tank.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (MBP4k)

451 hey we can have 3 categories, Men, Women and the Grand Guignol Theatre of the Bizarre

everyone wins
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)


I miss Bizarre. Super Dave Osborne was funny. And boobs.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (IXZGh)

452 I think at its philosophical roots, this particular incarnation of Cultural Marxism has to do with a particular type of psychological control perfected in Communist countries. One of the first things the Communists would do is force people to say things that everyone knew to be a lie. The goal is to inculcate a personal sense of spiritual defeat and guilt, breaking mens' minds and willingness to resist.
The other side of this seems to be a type of virulent gnosticism, an extreme hatred of physical reality manifested through radical anti-corporealism.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (J2E9n)

453 Stray thought. Someone needs to do one of those Hitler meme videos with AOC's Green New Deal as the subject.

Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (G0vdT)

454 Women in combat roles? I have no doubt there are some elite women who would be better at combat than some small percentage of men serving right now but it's not necessary. We aren't Israel. We have enough men to fill the ranks.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Why can't they fly drones?

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (25Dt7)

455 So, do you think Riggs threw the "battle of the sexes" match against King?

Connors kicked Navratilova's ass, as Riggs kicked Court's in the first go-round.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (sLicW)

Yeah, i think Riggs wanted to milk it and didnt want to beat the gals to bad every time. He would have liked to take on more women stars.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (xcbew)

456 I have no doubt there are some elite women who would be better at combat than some small percentage of men serving right now

I'd still insist on carrying their stuff for them, and that might hurt my game-day performance.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (C78No)

457 Connors kicked Navratilova's ass, as Riggs kicked Court's in the first go-round.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (sLicW)

Connor's bet a million dollars on himself that Martina would not get more than 8 games total in their 2 out of 3 sets match. She got 8.

He only got one serve and the court was widen for her to include half the doubles alley.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (ajJoO)

458 >>I just got up and walked out of an office lunch because one of the owners starting talking to me about what a horrible person Trump is. It felt good, I ain't gonna lie.


Did you at least stick your thumb into his lunch, first?

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (c0FUC)

459 Apparently UnfairFux's second accuser actually has email records

Also Facebook messages.


thats alot more than Blasey Ford had...
'Credible accusations' indeed

Posted by: McCool at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (sZaoP)

460 > Riggs beat bettors while using a frying pan as a racket. Of course he went into the tank.

Sure, he was a tennis hustler, who played for money.

Of course, Billie Jean was using more steroids than Hulk Hogan at the time, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (0OWcv)

461 Thread break:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKDJeQxSON8

You're welcome.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)

462 281 Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

Accidental Lesbian Pr0n

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (0Ntuf)

463 430 *If* what the first one claimed was accurate, there almost had to be others since that sort of behavior doesn't come from nowhere and doesn't stop until made to stop.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (uquGJ)

I think men like fairfax go thru life looking for women they perceive as victims and proceed to pounce. That we discovered the first woman was an incest victim reinforces that, in my opinion. It is as if these bastards can smell the vulnerability.

Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (1Zh0U)

464 Any of you biological women want to naked mud wrestle to prove the point, let me know.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

465 Bobby Riggs had easily beaten the number 1 women's player a few months before the King match.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (BXMxN)

466 Why can't they fly drones?
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (25Dt7)

Who are better gamers? Men or women? Really I don't know.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (ajJoO)

467 > Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?

What more point does there need to be?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (0OWcv)

468 sports universally have rules. don't like em? don't play.

it's not that hard to understand.

you want to invent a sport with your rules? feel free. but stop squatting on other people's stuff.

Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (nFwvY)

469
I think men like fairfax go thru life looking for women they perceive as victims and proceed to pounce.

Only Republicans pounce.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (MBP4k)

470 > Apparently UnfairFux's second accuser actually has email records



Also Facebook messages.


From 2000?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (fTQ1B)

471 434
What? The Nazis had a moon program? Need to watch the History channel more.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (MBP4k)



Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down!
That's not my department! says Wernher Von Braun.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (nN+Pj)

472 Wow, the Lt Governor is a total D-Bag we should focus on, forever.

Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (4e+hS)

473 Women in combat is a stupid idea.

Better to put their natural talents to use.

Have them go over there and talk to the enemy.
Tell the enemy how they make her feel and also maybe about her day. And her girlfriends. And their relationship problems.

Get detailed.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (c0FUC)

474 Northam tells staff he will not resign.

Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (MAstk)

475 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (AzW6q)

I believe that M-t-F trans *hate* actual women and want to eliminate them. Getting *paid* to maim a real woman would be like catnip.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (uquGJ)

476 Also Facebook messages.

From 2000?


it was from Al Gore's internet

Posted by: McCool at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (sZaoP)

477 OT-Bridegroom assaulted teen waitress at wedding reception, fought with cops.

How long do you think this marriage is going to last?

http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)

478 Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?

See also, Catholic girls' school.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

479 Nood smile like a donut

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (xyung)

480 The women's World Cup team scrimmages against under 16 boys and mens college teams and get wrecked by them.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (BXMxN)

481 I can't imagine the vile combination of 'roids, hormones, and supplements a powerlifting trannie needs to be competitive and hopefully remain non-volatile.

You would need to have an anonymous panel of judges and a security detail to protect the innocent.

If you remember, the Gamestop trannie went apeshit merely over being called "sir."

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (wxZSX)

482 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (eDmrZ)

483 477 OT-Bridegroom assaulted teen waitress at wedding reception, fought with cops.

How long do you think this marriage is going to last?

http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)

5 to 7.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

484 Northam tells staff he will not resign.
Posted by: Ha

The moral picture here is clear, in black and white.....Why is everybody screaming?

Posted by: Gov. Coonman at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (e1q4h)

485 gamestop = gamespot

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (wxZSX)

486 Getting *paid* to maim a real woman would be like catnip.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (uquGJ)

------

Dear G-d.

It lasted maybe 30 seconds. Fractured skull, orbital fracture, split her scalp, the works.

It was disgraceful, and I can't believe they allowed that freak to be licensed and get in the octagon.

Or that the girl's manager cared so little about her that he'd encourage her to do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)

487 Bobby Riggs had easily beaten the number 1 women's player a few months before the King match.
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (BXMxN)

There's a rumor that Bobby threw the match. And given his history of hustling, it wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (3sjI6)

488 Bridegroom assaulted teen waitress at wedding reception, fought with cops.

How long do you think this marriage is going to last?

http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)M

You think this was a shock to the bride? I'm thinking no.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (ajJoO)

489
Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)


You mean besides watching women chase each othe around with sticks?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (TAmPV)

490 55 And some people think the Green New Deal is just kooky talk that will never become mainstream. Well this shit was fringe insanity just a few years ago.

Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

_____


One of the unintended consequences of Supreme Ruler Anthony Kennedy's creation of a same-sex marriage right out of thin Living Constitution air.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (Dm8fV)

491 OT-Bridegroom assaulted teen waitress at wedding reception, fought with cops.

How long do you think this marriage is going to last?

http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)

5 to 7.
Posted by: Insomniac

Johnny Carson had a line for a marriage that blew up on the pad: "who got custody of the cake?"

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (e1q4h)

492 > From 2000?

That's what the attorney's letter says, but yeah, Facebook didn't start until 2004.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:36 PM (0OWcv)

493 Why can't they fly drones?

Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (25Dt7)

Because the boobehs alter the drones' center of gravity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:36 PM (nPGq2)

494 Dear G-d.

It lasted maybe 30 seconds. Fractured skull, orbital fracture, split her scalp, the works.

It was disgraceful, and I can't believe they allowed that freak to be licensed and get in the octagon.

Or that the girl's manager cared so little about her that he'd encourage her to do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)

He was hoping to get her a book deal. "My Dreamy Life In The Octagon."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:36 PM (3sjI6)

495 487 He owed the mob money.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)

496 "you want to invent a sport with your rules? feel free. but stop squatting on other people's stuff."

The left can only destroy. It's what they do!

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 04:37 PM (eAZVt)

497 OT Spartacus Booker compares New Green Deal to fighting Nazis and the Moon program. Yep; Eliminating cows and their farts is just like storming the beach at Normandy!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)


This calls for some Monty Python style animation to drive home what a silly place kind of thinking it is ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cultured Critic ... at February 08, 2019 04:38 PM (LPnfS)

498 Shariah law forbids homosexuality. It allows for sex change. So gay guys who want to live become women. Otherwise they are thrown off of a cliff or tall building. That's why there are no gays in Iran but lots of man-made women.

Posted by: Victoria at February 08, 2019 04:42 PM (o8VEd)

499 Johnny Carson had a line for a marriage that blew up on the pad: "who got custody of the cake?"
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (e1

It*s a good punch line but we all know who got custody of the cake. And half the grooms cake.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 08, 2019 04:42 PM (/c+/z)

500 For the uninitiated, there's a subset of Feminists knows as TERFs (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists); think of them as old school Stalinists to the intersectional Neo-Maoists pushing the tranny thing. If you want some vicious reading, go find some TERFs writing about m-to-f transsexuals.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 08, 2019 04:43 PM (J2E9n)

501 Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?

Apparently I was summoned!!!!

HOCKEY (without ice) is a very very popular sport around the world. it's the second-most-played sport. NO IDEA why here in the US only girls play it and it's called "field hockey." It can be played on hard courts, on blacktops, on grass, on turf, on beaches . . .

It's essentially very much the same as ice hockey you don't need to deal with the ice tho.

it's an awesome sport

am currently trying to grow the game for men here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 04:46 PM (Rarvo)

502 Also the tranny thing in Iran is stupidly misinterpreted by our know nothing neo-commies in the US: the reason there are so many Iranian shemales is that the penalty for being gay is death, so a Sharia Judge can decide between throwing a gay off the rooftop or forcing them to get a sex change operation. It's not exactly a progressive pro-tranny Mecca.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 08, 2019 04:46 PM (J2E9n)

503 This weightlifting gambit is part of a relentless effort to destroy Western culture.

Posted by: Smilin jack at February 08, 2019 04:47 PM (yDxHh)

504 I discussed this with a woman who said "they shouldn't be allowed to compete in a woman's sport."

I replied "If you truly believe that a man with breasts is a woman, then he has a right to compete in women's sports. If you truly believe it."

Silence and a furrowed look.

All my friend had to do was say "That is not a woman" and she just couldn't do it. We aren't trying to overcome a lifetime of programming: "men with breast implants aren't women" was a standard, default belief 10 years ago.

Posted by: ExPraliteMonk at February 08, 2019 05:25 PM (E7NFX)

505 Wonderful wonderful schadenboner
Salty old king of the sea...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 05:27 PM (Hx3Yn)

506 Hey, why not have men and women compete at tennis? And what the heck with the ladies T in golf? screw that.

Know what? I sick of women whining about "fairness" in sports. How no one wants to watch their competitions over the men. Time to make it all perfectly fair - let everyone compete in everything, evenly, and have no gendered sports at all.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 08, 2019 05:28 PM (AJj50)

507 19 I bet a halfway decent male tennis player can beat the panties off either of the William's sisters.'

Already happened. 1998. Kartsten Braasch, ranked 203rd. Played a round of golf before the game, and smoked and drank beer during the game. Beat both Serena and Venus.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 08, 2019 05:35 PM (AJj50)

508 Anyone remember the high school boys team that beat the stuffing out of the women's Olympic champions in soccer?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 08, 2019 05:37 PM (AJj50)

509 Why do the men in her family allow her to speak in public? Great dishonor to their tribe.

Posted by: Jimmy Mack at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (aqzKR)

510 293 How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks" - for all these crossover, confused and whatever types and let them squabble with one another there?
================

" Carney Folks" !!! WINNER, WINNER! Chicken Dinner!

Posted by: Old Codger at February 09, 2019 11:12 AM (HvZln)

511 Loved it when the No.1 ranked-in-the-world US Women's hockey team showed up in Denver to train: They played a local HS Boys' All-Star team (Colorado HS Boys' hockey is mediocre, at best) and got beat 10-2 in a shortened game!!!

That monthly flood of chemicals to the brain, prior to bleed-out of the womb, really fux up women's thinking!

Posted by: Old Codger at February 09, 2019 11:20 AM (HvZln)

512 Now you know why most RadFems *despise* the transcult: it's pretty much a slap to the face of everything they believe.

Posted by: Saber Alter at February 10, 2019 05:23 PM (3gHxZ)

513 The graph Tim Pool shows is hand grip strength vs age. I have never in my long life shaken hands with a woman with a strong grip. I always have to shake hands gently so I don't hurt them. Every time. Grip strength is correlated with overall strength.

Posted by: cc at February 10, 2019 07:11 PM (E11yc)

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