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Ilhan Omar: Keith Ellison Should Investigate Powerlifting USA's Decision to Not Permit Men to Compete in Women's Powerlifting Events
Tim Pool talked about transactivist outrage that men were not being permitted to compete in strength events with women, repeatedly noting a graph which shows that a man with average strength is strongest than the strongest woman. *
That means that an untrained man can often beat a woman engaging in strength training. That means that if you allow men -- "transwomen" -- to compete in powerlifting, you are essentially just eliminating the women's category completely. You will have two categories, Men Who Call Themselves Men and Men Who Call Themselves Women. Actual women will be permitted to applaud and maybe serve gatorade. For some reason, Ilhan Omar is jumping on this issue.Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar wants Democratic Minnesota AG Keith Ellison to investigate USA Powerlifting because it won’t allow biological males to compete as women. Omar sent a letter to USA Powerlifting on behalf of JayCee Cooper, a male athlete who identifies as a transgender woman. Omar accused the powerlifting organization of violating Minnesota state laws against discrimination. Omar called it a "myth" that men who identify as transgender women have a "direct competitive advantage" and copied Ellison on the letter, "with a recommendation that he investigate this discriminatory behavior." ... USA Powerlifting in late January announced that men who identify as transgender women aren't allowed to compete as women. Female athletes who identify as men are allowed to compete, but are required to abide by the same bans on external androgens as other athletes.A sensible couple of rules. If both men and women are forbidden from boosting their muscle with androgens (steroids), then why should female-to-male trangenders be permitted to take steroids and the compete against women? Why is Ilhan Omar, of all people, jumping on this issue? Is this because she's an extreme intersectionalist leftwinger? Or is it because she harbors the usual Islamic notions of what a woman should be and what a woman shouldn't be, and doesn't mind the notion of destroying women's sports altogether? Maybe women shouldn't be doing Manly things like sports. Maybe they should just be servicing their husband and making dinner with their husband's other wives. * By the way: I think that is overstated. There will always be outliers. There is no doubt that serious powerlifting women who compete will not just beat but embarrass not only the average man, but even an average-ish man who does some not-so-serious weightlifting. But you're talking there about 0.01% of women. And they're only beating average men, or average gym bro's. They themselves get blown away even by semi-serious amateur male powerlifters, nevermind serious male powerlifters who compete. And this is related: female-to-male transgenders are discovering that "Male Privilege" actually doesn't exist, and that the actual privilege belongs to women. They're saying that now as "men," they are being accused of "mansplaining" for merely disagreeing or correcting errors, and are expected to defer to women in any social interaction.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 03:31 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:31 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)
Have the "natural" division and the "fubar" division. You fubar? You fight other fubars.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:33 PM (IXZGh)
boost their muscle with androgens (steroids), then why should
female-to-male trangenders be permitted to take steroids and the compete
against women?
That is the very reason why it will never get by in today's extreme SJW insane PC controls.
Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)
Body dysmorphic disorder? Butter faces? Daddy issues? A sense of purpose? Mental illness?
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (vkS2Z)
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I think that's the ultimate goal anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: A guy at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (y8bsg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
SHE should be back to back State Champ, but NO. We're fucking this thing up as fast as humanly possible.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (xyung)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (T71PA)
Women power.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (/9p9e)
you seem to have overlooked the third option.
she is a stupid whore that was shoved into office by some sorosish entity and now she does what she is told.
like when her brusband tells her to suck his dick while her husband is fucking her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (d7Ww2)
A male that is hormonaly abused to mimic a female is a hormonaly abused male, not a female.
A psychologically damaged male that demands everyone call him a her is a psychologically damaged male, not a female.
Posted by: Hereogar at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (eQ0LF)
Posted by: me at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (renyk)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)
Body dysmorphic disorder? Butter faces? Daddy issues? A sense of purpose? Mental illness?
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 08, 2019 03:35 PM (vkS2Z)
Actually, one of those is what I was thinking may happen to some.
They see someone in their family doing it - they don't follow politics - and they just see that world and like it, so try it.
A lot kids follow their parents. This is plausible. It's not hurting anyone in their own gender. It's an issue when men cross the line into the women's or even vice versa.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (OKeCc)
like when her brusband tells her to suck his dick while her husband is fucking her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (MTjB1)
"Brother, can you spare a nad..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
1) Tranny stuff is ignored. Classified by birth sex or don't compete.
2) Tranny stuff is accepted as normal/natural. In this case, women's sports end.
3) Tranny stuff is considered "other" and they make a new class. You compete by birth sex or in the "anything goes, no matter how weird" category.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (I2dne)
Ilhan the brother-fcker! What does the Koran say about this?
Yup. Taqqiya sunrise.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
Iran allows sex changes, so...
I suppose it's the "Hey, if you voluntarily want to put on the trash-bag burqa and become third-class chattel, who am I to argue?" thing.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Arther King of the Britains at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2019 03:32 PM (OKeCc)
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I think it's so they can get bubble boob jobs and then look REALLY weird.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (xyung)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:33 PM (OLCnA)
D trumps brother fucker.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (GL/05)
"my daughter, my niece, my daughter, my niece, my daughter."
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (MTjB1)
It's got the stuff transplants crave!
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (4zQrR)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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Probably not. But if you're going to lop off your johnson anyway, why not win a women's trophy?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (uDcBt)
It's MA'AM powerlifter!!! MA'AM!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (ffYR/)
And yet Les Nooseman, Lt. Guv Poonman and AG gloved one are still there....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (/9p9e)
In all fairness that one does want to compete against boys, but the state won't let her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
All the "Serena is a man" stuff from a while back may beg to differ.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 03:39 PM (4zQrR)
"LORD Garth!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (4uNur)
2) Tranny stuff is accepted as normal/natural. In this case, women's sports end.
3) Tranny stuff is considered "other" and they make a new class. You compete by birth sex or in the "anything goes, no matter how weird" category.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (I2dne)
Title IX FTW!11!!!11!!
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (GL/05)
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"That would be demeaning to women, h8r!" -- Thousands of women wearing pussy hats
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (9WPL0)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 08, 2019 03:31 PM (gC2IV)
This.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
I told everybody that and hordes of women surrounded and screamed at me with their vaginas.--John McEnroe.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (3sjI6)
I saw some band who's name I can't think of open up for ...Vestigial Penis
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (NFEMn)
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They're from Allahpalachia .
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (4uNur)
Little (Dome of the) Rock...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Adriane the Cultured Critic ... at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: CrossFit women at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (PeJCI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (qRjMk)
well, they will be allowed to suck dicks too. there will still be dicks that need to be sucked there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (3sjI6)
When Imam al Razortith bit off her clit, well, that started us down the path.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)
I'm okay with that. Who wants to see women trying to powerlift, anyway? It's silly.
The chicks should be in the bikini competitions.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (DZ+Nq)
Who the hell is the target audience?
It's not trans and it's not gays. They already own 95% of those votes
Who?
Who is saying "the Democrats are the best cause they're fighting for men to call themselves women?"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Arther King of the Britains
Have you seen Britain lately??
Speaking of Monty Python; They were prophets!
https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (T95MO)
In all fairness that one does want to compete against boys, but the state won't let her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)
My mind is all pretzeled.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (NFEMn)
That was the Meat Curtains. They were scary on stage.
Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (qRjMk)
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Hahahaha! Too fucking bad. Something about bedmaking and lying in the same.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (vg8iE)
Whitaker, what is best in life?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
Iran doesn't.
I'd bet the Saudis do, though.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
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It depends what RoP country you're in. Most Sharia countries, yes.
But in Iran the punishment for homosexuality can be either a good ol' fashioned roof-tossing, or if you have a judge with a sense of Islamic humor, he'll sometimes force you to get a sex change.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JoeF. at F
what's her name everett's brother, some non-ranked guy that liked to swing a racquet, used to beat her at tennis when she was winning wimbledon.
women look great in tennis outfits but suck compared with men. there is a reason they play best of three and not best of five.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (MTjB1)
Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
No, because it's hard to tell the trannies from the 'noble warriors of Allah' who are trying to escape the encirclement of their positions dressed as women.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (37IEG)
I guess that includes male dominance in female sporting events.
Also... can't wait for NOW to weigh in. Will they go against a muslim? I say neigh. Ooops. I mean nay.
Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (u0hpX)
Pictures of her taking her rightful place, (segregated, with men of front) in a mosque might go amiss as well.
Posted by: The umpteenth Immam at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
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I'd like to see one of them play a middle aged nobody male with a gut who went to a state school on scholarship who hasn't played in twenty years.
Give him a month and then he faces the world champion multimillionaire in a PPV charity match.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (xyung)
new hotness: transplaining
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
Trannies can roam free in islam because of the burka. islam is really tranny heaven.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (DZ+Nq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F
she married her brother.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (TN1P5)
Furries, mostly.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (I2dne)
I vote for this. They'll have an even bigger audience than women's professional basketball. But, they won't ever reach the levels of women's beach volleyball or female cage fighting.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (3sjI6)
LOL! I could very well have forked it up. But I think TX says you compete against the gender you were born as. Which is as it should be, but the girls get screwed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (xH86r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
PNDLR or PRNDL?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (nPGq2)
Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
I thought they lifted them out of their sin by using a rope and a crane.
Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (qRjMk)
Posted by: Stephanie at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (eLvFT)
* hic *
* shart *
Posted by: Hillary! You H8rs! at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
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You don't have to speculate, Serena has conceding that she she can be beat a journeyman on the men's circuit.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (G0vdT)
Who the hell is the target audience?
It's not trans and it's not gays. They already own 95% of those votes
Who?
Who is saying "the Democrats are the best cause they're fighting for men to call themselves women?"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (TN1P5)
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It's us - the normals. They are power-mad and *need* the normals to believe that they can control nature and thus amplify their authority and control.
You. Are. The. Target.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (yTo22)
I saw some band who's name I can't think of open up for ...Vestigial Penis
That was the Meat Curtains. They were scary on stage.
'Split Sausage' was their best album.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (4uNur)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (MTjB1)
No she did not?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (s17JZ)
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She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Incels at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)
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Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
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I believe it already happened. I think there was a match between the 204th ranked mens player, or some such, and one of the Williams sisters and the guy one, easily.
I believe Serena admitted in a TV interview that women tennis players cannot compete with the men.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (QkjLD)
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Yes, she did.
But it's impolite to talk about that.
The Muslim chick from Michigan never lived where she ran for office, but that's OK too.
Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:43 PM (s17JZ)
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She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)
My old handle for her was "Incest Aficionado" but "Bro-Fo" is more betterer..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: CrossFit women at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (PeJCI)
We choose human freedom -- which is the Christian ideal. No one of us can waver for a moment in his courage or his faith.
We will not accept a Hitler-dominated world. And we will not accept a world, like the post-war world of the 1920's, in which the seeds of Hitlerism can again be planted and allowed to grow.
We will accept only a world consecrated to freedom of speech and expression -- freedom of every person to worship God in his own way --freedom from want -- and freedom from (terrorism) terror.
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt May 27,1941
http://tinyurl.com/yblssqkr
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
Iran doesn't.
I'd bet the Saudis do, though.
***
One of the great theological arguments in Islam
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (yx6TE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
She apparently married her brother. Probably immigration fraud but who the hell knows these days.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (T95MO)
women look great in tennis outfits but suck compared with men. there is a reason they play best of three and not best of five.
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But it more interesting watching women's tennis cuz they actually volley and work position. Men's tennis is just one unreturnable serve after another. Men's tennis should lengthen and widen the court to make it more interesting. Same deal with basketball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (QkjLD)
Angus Podgorny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (/9p9e)
#TriggerAFeminist women in combat? Is the kitchen under attack??
#HowToSpotAFeminist
Don't worry, just like vegans and crossfitters, they'll let you know in the first 3 words
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at F
days of giving people slack are over. you marry your sibling you are assumed to be fucking them. lot of fucking them in depraved disgusting ways that they enjoy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (MTjB1)
Does the religion of peace throw trannies off of roofs too? Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA) ------
Yes it's called their power lifting trannies competition
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (uDcBt)
It's in the Sura titled "The John Thomas", which says, in part, "Lo! Allah is righteous, but He is seriously skeeved by this shit. I mean, DAMN, cutting off your meat? That ain't right."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
Iran doesn't.
I'd bet the Saudis do, though.
***
One of the great theological arguments in Islam
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (yx6TE)
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They're waiting on 4chan to render a verdict. If traps are gay, then trannies will be thrown off roofs. If they are not, then they won't.
Ball's in 4chan's court at the moment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (I2dne)
You. Are. The. Target.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (I2dne)
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The old, "If you don't know who the mark is, you're the mark."
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (qC1Sy)
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt May 27,1941
http://tinyurl.com/yblssqkr
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (EMi53)
He forgot freedom from Ivanka Bitemecockoff.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)
Because that's not how it works. No need to warp the rest of society because YOU'RE fucked in the head. The boys shouldn't be subject to such lunacy.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (IXZGh)
One of the great theological arguments in Islam
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (yx6TE)
The biggest argument is -
How many trannies can dance at the end of a rope?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (37IEG)
If you keep your penis you are not committed.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:38 PM (LL1Be)
There is no such thing as "full sex change surgery". A man with his dick cut off, and a cunterfeit vagina sewn in is still a man, albeit horribly mutilated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
.........
Four on the floor, ass up.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (s17JZ)
LOL! I could very well have forked it up. But I think TX says you compete against the gender you were born as. Which is as it should be, but the girls get screwed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (s17JZ)
I saw this story awhile back. Or sadly, one like it. Might've been the wrestler.
Was confused then, too.
I think you're right.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Satan has finally taken over the brains and souls of all the DemonRats.
And he is insane.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (yTo22)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM
Dude. Srsly?
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (786Ro)
She married her brother in order to defraud ICE. But it's more fun to say it was for incest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)
I don't understand why her citizenship wasn't revoked immediately and she shipped back to her natural shithole.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (DZ+Nq)
But those women aren't. No one is at the highest levels, male or female.
Posted by: Warden at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (MZ8Zz)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (uDcBt)
It's in the Sura titled "The John Thomas", which says, in part, "Lo! Allah is righteous, but He is seriously skeeved by this shit. I mean, DAMN, cutting off your meat? That ain't right."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
"Cuts close to the bone, that does!"
- - Hugh Jampton
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
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I forgot about Iman!!!
BRB.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
She apparently married her brother. Probably immigration fraud but who the hell knows these days.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (T95MO)
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This. She did it for Citizenship.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
She's from Ethiopia, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (/9p9e)
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But it more interesting watching women's tennis cuz they actually volley and work position. Men's tennis is just one unreturnable serve after another. Men's tennis should lengthen and widen the court to make it more interesting. Same deal with basketball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at F
didn't suggest that they are not fun to watch. they are less skilled than men. they play shorter matches. they should get paid less.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (MTjB1)
Oh I agree, just saying it isn't exactly its fault that it is wrassling with the girls.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (WXVRn)
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (QkjLD)
I'm betting they're throwing the Dr's offering the surgeries off roofs prior to anyone getting the operation done, so.......
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
This is why Title IX exists at *all.* The lack of female sports was clearly market failure and so it had to be regulated into existence.
In seriousness, there are three female sports that are worth watching when they come on:
1) Gymnastics
B) Figure skating
iii) Curling
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (I2dne)
I have a +7 Cloak of Triggering. I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (pUDQf)
I think I can take some of the sissy girls.
You guys get take care of the big ones!
Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (xqfqx)
Yeah, I just want the girls to fire back with a Dick Disqualification rule.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mrs Podgorny at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2019 03:42 PM (OLCnA)
........
jeez that would be as bad as an anvil.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
This. She did it for Citizenship.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (ffYR
Some say she did it for the D.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (xRJkg)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (w+V5+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at F
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Except for the grunting. That's the worst.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (/9p9e)
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Intertubes say Somalia - and she still looks great!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)
It's not. Even "non athletic" guys can move more iron than serious women athletes...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (X8p7j)
Wait, Podgorny is a Scottish name? Sounds kind of Polish/Jewish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (/9p9e)
Women wanted equality.
Screamed they could do EVERYTHING a guy could do. Wanted to go everywhere, do everything a guy does. Wanted to get into every male only organization.
So we let them. Now they don't want it.
Tough. Shit.
Choke on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM
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Dude. Srsly?
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM
This.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (w+V5+)
Jamaican.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (WXVRn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
World Cup is every 4 years.
Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (qRjMk)
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No compromise.
We tried that with gay marriage; offered civil unions.
And here we are
This proposal assumes they are acting in good faith, just want to compete.
They do not, they want to rule you by demanding you accept their lies as truth
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (/9p9e)
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Intertubes say Somalia - and she still looks great!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)
No minute balls on her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (s17JZ)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (G0vdT)
I dunno. Some of those girls had some interesting grunts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM
Well, that and the intimidation.
Posted by: Planet Fitness at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (DMUuz)
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There was an Woman's Arena League Football that I couldn't stop watching. Don't know what happened to that. They wore Hot Pants and showed cleavage. It was stunning.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)
Dude. Srsly?
Posted by: Beach Volleyball at February 08, 2019 03:48 PM
This.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (DMUuz)
I watch every female sport out there, EXCEPT basketball. That shit is unwatchable.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (s17JZ)
We tried that with gay marriage; offered civil unions.
And here we are
This proposal assumes they are acting in good faith, just want to compete.
They do not, they want to rule you by demanding you accept their lies as truth
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (TN1P5)
++++++++++++
I'm on board. Even I - one of the "new rules, shove it down their throats" acolytes - sometimes forget.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (4zQrR)
Wait, Podgorny is a Scottish name? Sounds kind of Polish/Jewish.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (/9p9e)
Tha's the point laddie! Remember it's zany madcap humor!
Posted by: Mrs Podgorny at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (pUDQf)
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UMMV. Made it unwatchable for me.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: The People of the Great State of Minnesota at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)
Who the hell is the target audience?
I dont think its about gaining more votes.
Its about implementing policies and laws that offend us ignorant Jesus-people... because they can.
Posted by: McCool at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (QkjLD)
we're all going to DIE!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Nah....just those that think anti-lock brakes and traction control means they can drive 85 and be fine.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Roy at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (qRjMk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (T95MO)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (T95MO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (pUDQf)
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UMMV. Made it unwatchable for me.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:53 PM (G0vdT)
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Monica Seles was the worst.
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Female Pole Vaulting at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (TAmPV)
Nah....just those that think anti-lock brakes and traction control means they can drive 85 and be fine.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)
Youthful discoveries - 4 wheel drive does not mean you can stop faster on ice.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 03:51 PM (X8p7j)
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I remember reading an article years ago, okay decades ago, wherein a gal who'd joined the Army assumed that she'd be able to compete with the guys because she was very athletic, played sports, blah blah blah.
She found out in a hurry that even the most mediocre of guys could outperform her and these were the ones that weren't necessarily in top shape.
The article was in Time or Newsweek, if memory serves.
Imagine such an article printed today.
The author would have to go into hiding.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: brak at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (XkXuQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++
The time for that is long gone. There aren't roided-up East German women's power-lifting champions with backne anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (I2dne)
Wasn't it some nonsense like that?
Who is pushing this Trangenda?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Puddin Head
YES!
it's awesomely gruesome
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)
Marijuana legislation being passed in Colorado in order to be used to "treat autism". In children and adolescents.
With developing brains.
Joseph Mengele is laughing in Hell.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (LL1Be)
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Jamaican I think.
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Ethiopian or Kenyan.
***
Jamaican but looks very East African
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (w+V5+)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Bing says Jamaica.
Born 1948 Spanish Town, Jamaica
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM
It's by the tach ya determine the tranny shift points, inshalla.
Posted by: Abdul Abulbul Amir at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
.........
Last night. Had to switch channels though when she was squeezing a nasty one. Yikes.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)
+++++++++
Power-hungry communists. Usually the Maoist variety.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)
Now that would be fair play if anything to stir the pot.
Posted by: William Eaton at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)
Born 1948 Spanish Town, Jamaica
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (eDmrZ)
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Not for Iman - she was born in Mogadishu
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (MBP4k)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (s17JZ)
--
Are they worried she'd be badly injured? Even a 120lb voice-cracking 15 year old halfway fit guy has much different muscle density than a 120lb top of the class mature woman.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Puddin Head
YES!
it's awesomely gruesome
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Yes it is. But can you stop watching it?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)
Drove my 88 Mustang 5.0 hatchback from Dallas to Huntsville once after an ice storm. Was CONSTANTLY passed by douchebags in their SUV's going considerably faster only to find them a few miles up the road either in the ditch, up against a sign or ramped up on a guardrail.
I made it there and back that day. They lost a substantial amount of time and money.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)
Who is pushing this Trangenda?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)
Wasn't that the name of one of the super continents like Pangea and Gondwana?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (u0hpX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (pUDQf)
They are the most intersected.
And the most oppressed.
Do the math.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (GL/05)
we're all going to DIE!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Nah....just those that think anti-lock brakes and traction control means they can drive 85 and be fine.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (IXZGh)
And tailgate. Remember, it's okay to tailgate in the snow if you have AWD because that repeals the laws of physics.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)
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I also learned that you don't want to be in 4WD trying to drive on ice.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (nFwvY)
You couldn't get away with making "Juwanna Mann" in 2019.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
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A couple of times I started and couldn't stop. It's weird.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)
And there are some smokin hot broads on that tour......
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Puddin Head
YES!
it's awesomely gruesome
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Yes it is. But can you stop watching it?
Posted by: Puddin Head
well, yeah. I live it as well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (4/8k4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (X8p7j)
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The black guy with a node on his head? That was a gusher.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Oh. Sorry. I thought everyone was talking about Grace Jones.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (eDmrZ)
The usual suspects: https://tinyurl.com/yb9s2w6j
Posted by: shibumi, in two weeks at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (u0hpX)
I'm going to be really disappointed if that's not Brain from Pinky and the Brain.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (pUDQf)
I took a knee on the Superbowl and watched the "Poppy Bowl". :-)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)
and women's gymnastics is the most awsomest sport evah
Posted by: nurse ratched
Women's gymnastics is designed for women's bodies. That's why it's not just a pale imitation of men's sports.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)
-emptyheaded bimbo in Science Fiction Sketch
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (HtLSE)
It's like I don't even know you anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (DMUuz)
I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ox at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 03:46 PM (T95MO)
Her brother probably took advantage of the license to bang her. Because Somali, and therefore uncivilized.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (786Ro)
How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks" - for all these crossover, confused and whatever types and let them squabble with one another there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)
I made it there and back that day. They lost a substantial amount of time and money.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)
Texas is the first place I ever saw Tractor-Trailers laying in a ditch during a snow-storm (ice storm), They made me drive from San Angelo to Dallas because "I knew how to drive in snow".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Black Panther at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (PeJCI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
.......
Yep. I made it through when she pulled the horn off the back of that lady's head though.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BishopWash at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (LsWdl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 08, 2019 03:40 PM (KP5rU)
But have you seen some of these high school and college girls crying and saying it's not fair? It's truly heartbreaking.
Posted by: m at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (xRJkg)
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But first they will make me a samwich!
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (g2uaa)
How about we set up a separate category - call it "Carny Folks"
Or "Freaks"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (MBP4k)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)
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Hey, even we have some standards!
*sticks cig in mouth, revealing all 6 teeth in the process*
Posted by: Aggrieved carny folk at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Marybeth at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (CmURZ)
In Sports, the entire point in having "girls" or "womens" divisions is so the girls and women don't feel left out.
The Left wants to take that away.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (On+lG)
however, people are getting stupider so there are just as many cars in ditches as ever and lots of places have decided to quit salting, sanding, and plowing to save the environment.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:03 PM (39cXK)
No man would have ever invented the balance beam
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)
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I also learned to drive in snow. I learned to drive as little as possible on ice, and very slowly when I had to do it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)
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Or already was.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:47 PM (MTjB1)
Well, if it's not depraved and disgusting, you're not doing it right.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (4e+hS)
No such thing.
Girl's gymnastics maybe.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 03:49 PM (MTjB1)
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They are not less skilled.
They're just physically inferior to males in the endeavor.
Roberto Duran was not less skilled than Muhammed Ali but he would surely have lost to him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Rxduq)
1. This makes a whole lotta sense.
2. That won't matter.
When Michelle Wie was trying to compete with the men, I thought it was great for golf AND women. And she almost made the cut twice in PGA events. Almost.
*Did you know that the world record for a woman in the long drive contest is 406 yards?*
But the problem is body endurance. Wie's began to break down under the extreme stress of swinging that hard every time. Male pros have broken their legs or ribs during their swing. Ligaments pop loose.
The LPGA allows trannies, but they must have 'acceptable' estrogen and testosterone levels to play. It hasn't become a major issue yet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (On+lG)
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at F
lol, especially if you are fucking your sibling. why hold back? you have crossed the rubicon of sex so what are you waiting for?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Just spitballing here, but it CAN'T be a happy time for the ladies either.
Posted by: The umpteenth Immam at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)
It's the more real version of "Future Lower Back Problems" for sure......
Posted by: Ox at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
I watch women's golf sometimes, and I don't even like golf. It's just
fun to watch tiny, 80-pound Korean girls who can knock the snot out of a
golf ball.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 08, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)
Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: BishopWash at February 08, 2019 04:02 PM (LsWdl)
Ahahahahahahhaah! My fucking sides! Effing brilliant!
Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (PeJCI)
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2019 04:01 PM (pNxlR)
Carny Foks. "Step right up, ladies and germs. She the woman with the penis and the man with the vagina in a cage match with Lobster Boy".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)
Olympic Gymnasts reacting to men performing women's routines.
https://youtu.be/Jvz3F4HP170
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: the Butcher at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (786Ro)
...........
also ban cars parked on the side of the road.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)
Gives high school girls a place to work out their revenge without getting the boys involved.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (ffYR/)
This - because ice is never ever forgiving when you need to stop and in a truck the back end will crawl around on you faster than you can say Jackie Kennedy
GTF off the road when there's black ice. (do I have to denounce myself for that?)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)
Roberto Duran was not less skilled than Muhammed Ali but he would surely have lost to him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Rxduq)
Ah Roberto Duran was far less skilled than Muhammed Ali.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (TAmPV)
No man would have ever invented the balance beam
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
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LOL.
That's one of the only sporting events where women have a natural physical advantage. (Lower center of gravity.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (Rxduq)
So is the Fonz.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (On+lG)
Where are you being that Winkler is kaput?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (/9p9e)
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)
Sex sells, buddy.
Posted by: Marketing Departments Everywhere at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)
I took a knee on the Superbowl and watched the "Poppy Bowl". :-)
Posted by: mikeyG
Is that played in Afghanistan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (aKsyK)
Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?
Posted by: Puddin Head
Gives Indians and Pakistanis an excuse to beat the tar out of each other with sticks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (MBP4k)
Roberto Duran was not less skilled than Muhammed Ali but he would surely have lost to him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (Rxduq)
Ah Roberto Duran was far less skilled than Muhammed Ali.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (TAmPV)
No mas, no mas. Toujours no mas....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)
Then
it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you
don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I
can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect
me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put."
Fair enough. But what's your point. It's a spectator sport.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
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I'd like to see one of them play a middle aged nobody male with a gut who went to a state school on scholarship who hasn't played in twenty years.
Give him a month and then he faces the world champion multimillionaire in a PPV charity match.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 03:44 PM (xyung)
I'm a tennis player. It is well known that the male coaching assistants typically beat the female pros. I play with hard hitters, and there is no comparison between the speed and strength of a ball hit by a man vs a woman.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (TdMsT)
Fonz isn't mort. Yet.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (On+lG)
Sex sells, buddy.
Posted by: Marketing Departments Everywhere at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)
Old and busted - Sex sells.
New hotness - Sex cells.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (/9p9e)
Just spitballing here, but it CAN'T be a happy time for the ladies either.
Posted by: The umpteenth Immam at February 08, 2019 04:06 PM (e1q4h)Having been a high-bar gymnast I used to wonder about that. Boy did I wonder
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (q177U)
Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball.
D cup decup
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 04:09 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at F
sure but cassius clay would have kicked ali's ass.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (yTo22)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)
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And note that it was set up before all of the feminist BS.
If not, we'd have to endure steroided "chicks" on the rings.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (Rxduq)
So I pimp slapped her.
Posted by: Female to man trans at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (koNhm)
You don't fuckin' say?
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (c0FUC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: mr_jack at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (iOuPb)
If I'm not mistaken, the highest bars of female lifting and the highest bars of male lifting are not ethnically speaking 1:1... some differences in different ethnicities' ability to build different types of muscle vs. their sex. Korean woman with good peasant genes much closer to the top of her craft than any Korean man would be in his, that sort of thing.
Not that the bulk differences aren't true, obviously - just more or less a thing for ethnically homogenous blocks.
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (HtLSE)
Never did figure it out though... the commentators would go down the list of the volleyball players, saying, this girl is 6-2, with a 5 foot vertical, she can dunk. Next girl, same thing.
If these girls can jump so high they can dunk (and yes, they truly could leap) then why isn't the college basketball coach not right there, asking them to come play? Never understood that. Course, right now my alma mater has a 6-8 girl on the basketball team. Dang, that's tall. Nationwide block leader, for some reason.
Posted by: Vance at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (zzW7w)
"Women's golf has become a leg show and lookit how tight my outfit is.
Then
it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you
don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball.
What have I been missing all my life?!?
Damned cheap-assed cable tier I have.....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (Rxduq)
Yuck - that would have been awful. Chicks throwing an Iron-Cross? yikes!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)
http://tinyurl.com/yb4l7jkf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)
Then it's fun to watch them figure out how to cut the camera away to you don't get an up skirt or down boob shots while they decup the ball. I can't watch it anymore. Used to like it. Its a weird psychosis. Respect me for my skills while I oil my legs and squat to line up this put.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)
Sex sells, buddy.
Posted by: Marketing Departments Everywhere at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (IXZGh)
I have zero problem.with the direction women's golf is going. Shit, in college, women who played golf as a hobby were pretty.
Posted by: literally serious at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (PeJCI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM (MBP4k)
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And note that it was set up before all of the feminist BS.
If not, we'd have to endure steroided "chicks" on the rings.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:10 PM (Rxduq)
"We Are All East German Female Athletes Now"
- - Newsweek
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:00 PM
Even that got messed up with stunted, 4'11" skeletons competing.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (c0FUC)
Fair enough. But what's your point. It's a spectator sport
A spectator sport that would be vastly improved if they played barefoot.
Posted by: Quentin T. at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)
Tell the fems that Bobby Riggs threw the match to Billie Jean King and watch them go nuts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:08 PM (/9p9e)
Internet Celebrity Death Hoax. Best band I ever saw.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (3sjI6)
was like trying to return someone shooting rocks at you when you were volleying with those guys. they were about five years older than me and a good bit bigger. but wow, was all I could do to hang on to the racquet at first.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (MTjB1)
Pool, darts, sporting clays, etc.
Men and women are different. Really.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (ajJoO)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (O2RFr)
I don't know a single woman who can do a cock pushup.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (c0FUC)
I think you mean pre-pubescent girls.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (c0FUC)
Not the ones on our team - hubba hubba - wahoo! Course as I recall the girl I dated for a while really wasn't one of the top rank team members, possibly because she was 'top' ranked.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)
I think you mean pre-pubescent girls.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (c0FUC)
"But mostly me."
- - Larry Nasser
"#METOO!"
- - Bob Menendez
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)
Well, up to point, it does. It will prevent one or two wheels from locking, as long as the others are still rolling with some traction. But once all four lock up, you are in the same boat as a car with only two-wheel drive, and all four locked up.
I tested this many times with a Datsun 4X4 pickup. Advanatage: four-wheel drive. But you still have to drive according to conditions; it doesn't make you Superman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Max Power
I watched my lieutenant bench press 525 lbs.
Also watched a convict bench 530.
Never heard of a woman doing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)
She went mental. Now we've seen Annika Sorenstam complete and it went as you'd expect. You just can't put a woman that drives it 280 on a course with men that drive 350. Eagles and birdies beat birdies and pars every time.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at F
right.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: Bella Karoly at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (c0FUC)
Posted by: Constantine XI at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM
I really, really wish a reporter would ask her, "Representative Omar, so you still have a clitoris? What about a vulva?"
I'm curious as to how she would respond. No doubt outrage. But given her Somali background I'd say the odds are quite high she's been cut. Bigly.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (zmIJL)
https://tinyurl.com/yczcmu8r
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (VpIIl)
Also watched a convict bench 530.
Never heard of a woman doing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (eDmrZ)
They said during the "National Championship" game that one of the Freshman linemen could bench 700+.......
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)
Never.
Regardless of what SportCenter told me.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (d7Ww2)
When you shift the whole curve even a bit to the high end, in highly competitive fields with only limited openings for only top achievers, you get large disproportions of any group long on the high end of the curve, even if most members of the group are not in the highest achievers.
That doesn't explain the weather though.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (VzI4f)
Try to find the Nadia Comaneci comedy sketch from the Lampoon album "That's Not Funny, That's Sick."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)
Pool, darts, sporting clays, etc.
Men and women are different. Really.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:13 PM (ajJoO)
That's because women are too easily distracted by shopping, sales, dress and shoe porn, etc.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)
Guess which part of the game was the most significant in her not being able to compete? Yep, the short game and putting. She could drive the ball about the average of the PGA .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (ajJoO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)
I am really wandering if we'll get some kind of backlash preference cascade on this thing. Would be an epic meltdown to watch. The 2020 hopefuls are dumber than hammers.
Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (q177U)
I tested this many times with a Datsun 4X4 pickup. Advanatage:
four-wheel drive. But you still have to drive according to conditions;
it doesn't make you Superman.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (nPGq2)
Fine! Where were YOU when I lost it on that road in Nova Scotia in February! NOW you tell me!
Seat belts worked though.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
Simple, the jihadi bitch is trying to inject as much poison as she can into as many organs as possible.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:07 PM (TAmPV)
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Eh. What do I know anyway?
My point is that even a supremely skilled featherweight will always lose to a mediocre heavyweight.
This is why you have weight divisions --- or men's sports and women's sports.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)
Posted by: Marcus T
No way they can pass the land navigation test
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Quentin T. at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (DMUuz)
We see how well going barefoot worked out for John McClane.
I NEVER go barefoot outside of home.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: concrete girl at F
like her brother
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
"He's my brother, he's my husband...brother...husband... He's my brother AND my husband! You get it?!"
- - Ilhan Mulwray
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (/9p9e)
Also watched a convict bench 530.
Never heard of a woman doing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (eDmrZ)
I meant that men out squat women by an insane amount.
Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (q177U)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (BXMxN)
Um.....no.
But she dominated the women's circuit until she started doing movies.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)
Try to find the Nadia Comaneci comedy sketch from the Lampoon album
"That's Not Funny, That's Sick."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (/9p9e)
Nadia grew up to be very hot
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (MBP4k)
- - Ilhan Mulwray
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at F
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Max Power at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (q177U)
They have an advantage in that their voters are dumber than retarded hammers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (VpIIl)
I heard they have liaisons/witnesses present at all times, now.
One chick is legit.
Not that I agree.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (25Dt7)"
In fairness, that's any LT, regardless of sex.
But generally the mountain phase will do it if they even make it past the crawl...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)
Ruh roh. Another women claims that Fairfax raped her in college.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)
I read that with my Democrat filter on -
and it came out "Another women claims that Fairfax was raped by her in college."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Marcus T
No way they can pass the land navigation test
Posted by: Jean at F
they cannot stop to ask for directions.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (3sjI6)
So "look at her shoes!" Is a fair strategy then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: Borat at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (VzI4f)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (BXMxN)
Ruh roh. Another women claims that Fairfax raped her in college.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)
I read that with my Democrat filter on -
and it came out "Another women claims that Fairfax was raped by her in college."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG)
Friday afternoon after 4:00PM. How... convenient.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (MBP4k)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)
Thought nadler was going to stroke out when little Matty told him his five minutes was up. LOL!
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (4/8k4)
Target is that away. Next to DSW and Bed Bath...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (X8p7j)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Omar the Tranny Tentmaker at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (vtcmf)
Yeah. I laughed.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (X8p7j)
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Chuck Liddell might have had a little something to say about that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)
Not that I agree.
Posted by: golfman at February 08, 2019 04:18 PM (GL/05)""
The one who passed RS is a stud and a good soldier. That's going to be very rare.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (fTQ1B)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)
There's a story that's several years old about just this.
A middle ranked male Australian tennis player, if I'm remembering the story correctly, was poo-pooing the Williams after some match so they challenged him or he challenged them to play him one after the other next morning.
Anywho, the Australian dude really wanted to prove his point and spent the entire night before the game drinking and carousing and went straight from the bar to the tennis court and handily beat both Williams sisters.
This was when both Williams were at their peak.
So, yeah, having professional men who call themselves women competing against actual biological women is just silly and unfair to lady athletes.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Bosk at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2019 04:16 PM (Rxduq)
Yes, I think Sugar Ray Leonard would be a better comparison.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (/9p9e)
It's only after 1 on the west coast. Screw your time zone elitism.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
Maybe it is convenient to rape on Friday afternoons what with class and all?
Oh, wait...
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (sLicW)
Men and women are different.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (T95MO)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (ajJoO)
@Bencjacobs
Another accuser has just come forward to accuse Virginia Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax of raping her in college
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (whUgy)
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Fall Eisen Himmel
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)
Shit.....Mighty Mouse would have plenty to say about that.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:15 PM (ffYR/)
Thought nadler was going to stroke out when little Matty told him his five minutes was up. LOL!
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (1Zh0U)
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Yeah, that was classic.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2019 04:17 PM (t0Z53)
Let's see if they stick to the Grimly Hang On strategy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (BOAlV)
..........
and servicing my other wives, too.
Posted by: the husband at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (v0R5T)
I'm imagining Borat. It's not pretty.
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (Z1eux)
So rare that it's a pointless waste of time and money to accomodate. This notion that the rules need to be bent out of shape to account for things that are the statistical equivalent of unicorns . . .
Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)
Justin Fairfax
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (1Zh0U)
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Yeah, that was classic.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (ffYR/)
Maxine Waters had a moment as well, I hear......
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)
It was fucking gruesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)
But that is exactly how you take one down...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: IC at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (LJUs+)
Well, there you have it folks. Mr. Stiffie is apparently a homophobe. Science!
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (4/8k4)
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:14 PM (MAstk)
*If* what the first one claimed was accurate, there almost had to be others since that sort of behavior doesn't come from nowhere and doesn't stop until made to stop. The if is big though since we saw with Kavannaugh that sometimes the goal is to simply flood the zone and make it impossible to tell true claims from false.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (xcbew)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2019 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
That was a tough day, for sure. I had to hang on that ledge for dear life.......
Posted by: Ed Grimly at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)
Men and women are different.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2019 04:22 PM (T95MO)
Isn't it amazing!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (MBP4k)
........
You know who else wants a Space Force? That's right.
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (xcbew)
You watch yourself, pal......
Posted by: Jim Everett at February 08, 2019 04:26 PM (IXZGh)
You don't build a society around its outliers.
Posted by: bear with asymetrical balls at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (39cXK)
It's not us you need to tell that to.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:26 PM (MBP4k)
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:26 PM (MAstk)
What's really a sorry point is that the two Daughters of Mohammed and AOC will probably be Congressional lifers, along with whats her name from Hawaii in the Senate.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
You also don't see many members of the Congressional Black Caucus losing elections.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (eAZVt)
against actual biological women is just silly and unfair to lady
athletes.
So, do you think Riggs threw the "battle of the sexes" match against King?
Connors kicked Navratilova's ass, as Riggs kicked Court's in the first go-round.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (ajJoO)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2019 04:24 PM (zmIJL)
..........
lol
Posted by: wth at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
So her case seems to be way stronger than the Dr. BlazeyPants or whoever who accused Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (0OWcv)
Nominee: "Why are you asking me? You're the expert, Senator."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Virginia Democrats at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (C78No)
Trannies only exist to make the people around them uncomfortable.
Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (eAZVt)
Fucking transomes horning in on our gig!
Posted by: Vegans at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
everyone wins
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (0OWcv)
Sen. Booker: "Is bovine flatulence sinful?"
Nominee: "Why are you asking me? You're the expert, Senator."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (Ndje9)
slow clap.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (MBP4k)
everyone wins
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2019 04:28 PM (RKQ/v)
I miss Bizarre. Super Dave Osborne was funny. And boobs.
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (IXZGh)
The other side of this seems to be a type of virulent gnosticism, an extreme hatred of physical reality manifested through radical anti-corporealism.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (J2E9n)
Posted by: WisRich at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Why can't they fly drones?
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (25Dt7)
Connors kicked Navratilova's ass, as Riggs kicked Court's in the first go-round.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (sLicW)
Yeah, i think Riggs wanted to milk it and didnt want to beat the gals to bad every time. He would have liked to take on more women stars.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (xcbew)
I'd still insist on carrying their stuff for them, and that might hurt my game-day performance.
Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (C78No)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 08, 2019 04:27 PM (sLicW)
Connor's bet a million dollars on himself that Martina would not get more than 8 games total in their 2 out of 3 sets match. She got 8.
He only got one serve and the court was widen for her to include half the doubles alley.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (ajJoO)
Did you at least stick your thumb into his lunch, first?
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (c0FUC)
Also Facebook messages.
thats alot more than Blasey Ford had...
'Credible accusations' indeed
Posted by: McCool at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (sZaoP)
Sure, he was a tennis hustler, who played for money.
Of course, Billie Jean was using more steroids than Hulk Hogan at the time, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)
Accidental Lesbian Pr0n
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:25 PM (uquGJ)
I think men like fairfax go thru life looking for women they perceive as victims and proceed to pounce. That we discovered the first woman was an incest victim reinforces that, in my opinion. It is as if these bastards can smell the vulnerability.
Posted by: Ever at February 08, 2019 04:30 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (25Dt7)
Who are better gamers? Men or women? Really I don't know.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (ajJoO)
What more point does there need to be?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (0OWcv)
it's not that hard to understand.
you want to invent a sport with your rules? feel free. but stop squatting on other people's stuff.
Posted by: x at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (nFwvY)
I think men like fairfax go thru life looking for women they perceive as victims and proceed to pounce.
Only Republicans pounce.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (MBP4k)
Also Facebook messages.
From 2000?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (fTQ1B)
What? The Nazis had a moon program? Need to watch the History channel more.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2019 04:20 PM (MBP4k)
Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down!
That's not my department! says Wernher Von Braun.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (nN+Pj)
Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (4e+hS)
Better to put their natural talents to use.
Have them go over there and talk to the enemy.
Tell the enemy how they make her feel and also maybe about her day. And her girlfriends. And their relationship problems.
Get detailed.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2019 04:32 PM (c0FUC)
Posted by: Ha at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (MAstk)
I believe that M-t-F trans *hate* actual women and want to eliminate them. Getting *paid* to maim a real woman would be like catnip.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: McCool at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (sZaoP)
How long do you think this marriage is going to last?
http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)
See also, Catholic girls' school.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (xyung)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (BXMxN)
You would need to have an anonymous panel of judges and a security detail to protect the innocent.
If you remember, the Gamestop trannie went apeshit merely over being called "sir."
Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (eDmrZ)
How long do you think this marriage is going to last?
http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)
5 to 7.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ha
The moral picture here is clear, in black and white.....Why is everybody screaming?
Posted by: Gov. Coonman at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (uquGJ)
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Dear G-d.
It lasted maybe 30 seconds. Fractured skull, orbital fracture, split her scalp, the works.
It was disgraceful, and I can't believe they allowed that freak to be licensed and get in the octagon.
Or that the girl's manager cared so little about her that he'd encourage her to do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:31 PM (BXMxN)
There's a rumor that Bobby threw the match. And given his history of hustling, it wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (3sjI6)
How long do you think this marriage is going to last?
http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)M
You think this was a shock to the bride? I'm thinking no.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (ajJoO)
Other than girls in knee socks and plaid skirts what is the point of Field Hockey?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)
You mean besides watching women chase each othe around with sticks?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: josephistan at February 08, 2019 03:41 PM (7HtZB)
_____
One of the unintended consequences of Supreme Ruler Anthony Kennedy's creation of a same-sex marriage right out of thin Living Constitution air.
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (Dm8fV)
How long do you think this marriage is going to last?
http://tinyurl.com/ybeq2u77
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:33 PM (AllCR)
5 to 7.
Posted by: Insomniac
Johnny Carson had a line for a marriage that blew up on the pad: "who got custody of the cake?"
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (e1q4h)
That's what the attorney's letter says, but yeah, Facebook didn't start until 2004.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2019 04:36 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2019 04:29 PM (25Dt7)
Because the boobehs alter the drones' center of gravity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2019 04:36 PM (nPGq2)
It lasted maybe 30 seconds. Fractured skull, orbital fracture, split her scalp, the works.
It was disgraceful, and I can't believe they allowed that freak to be licensed and get in the octagon.
Or that the girl's manager cared so little about her that he'd encourage her to do it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)
He was hoping to get her a book deal. "My Dreamy Life In The Octagon."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 08, 2019 04:36 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)
The left can only destroy. It's what they do!
Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2019 04:37 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2019 04:12 PM (AllCR)
This calls for some Monty Python style animation to drive home what a silly place kind of thinking it is ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cultured Critic ... at February 08, 2019 04:38 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Victoria at February 08, 2019 04:42 PM (o8VEd)
Posted by: Blue Hen at February 08, 2019 04:35 PM (e1
It*s a good punch line but we all know who got custody of the cake. And half the grooms cake.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 08, 2019 04:42 PM (/c+/z)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 08, 2019 04:43 PM (J2E9n)
Apparently I was summoned!!!!
HOCKEY (without ice) is a very very popular sport around the world. it's the second-most-played sport. NO IDEA why here in the US only girls play it and it's called "field hockey." It can be played on hard courts, on blacktops, on grass, on turf, on beaches . . .
It's essentially very much the same as ice hockey you don't need to deal with the ice tho.
it's an awesome sport
am currently trying to grow the game for men here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 08, 2019 04:46 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 08, 2019 04:46 PM (J2E9n)
Posted by: Smilin jack at February 08, 2019 04:47 PM (yDxHh)
I replied "If you truly believe that a man with breasts is a woman, then he has a right to compete in women's sports. If you truly believe it."
Silence and a furrowed look.
All my friend had to do was say "That is not a woman" and she just couldn't do it. We aren't trying to overcome a lifetime of programming: "men with breast implants aren't women" was a standard, default belief 10 years ago.
Posted by: ExPraliteMonk at February 08, 2019 05:25 PM (E7NFX)
Salty old king of the sea...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 08, 2019 05:27 PM (Hx3Yn)
Know what? I sick of women whining about "fairness" in sports. How no one wants to watch their competitions over the men. Time to make it all perfectly fair - let everyone compete in everything, evenly, and have no gendered sports at all.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 08, 2019 05:28 PM (AJj50)
Already happened. 1998. Kartsten Braasch, ranked 203rd. Played a round of golf before the game, and smoked and drank beer during the game. Beat both Serena and Venus.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 08, 2019 05:35 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 08, 2019 05:37 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: Jimmy Mack at February 08, 2019 07:15 PM (aqzKR)
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" Carney Folks" !!! WINNER, WINNER! Chicken Dinner!
Posted by: Old Codger at February 09, 2019 11:12 AM (HvZln)
That monthly flood of chemicals to the brain, prior to bleed-out of the womb, really fux up women's thinking!
Posted by: Old Codger at February 09, 2019 11:20 AM (HvZln)
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