Some Embarrassing Media "Fact-Checks"

Washington Post Fact-Check Analysis: It's "grim" when women enter the workforce in record numbers because Reasons.



CNN Fact-Check: The Doctors who perform late-term abortions want you to know how noble and necessary they are. And CNN "reporters" want you to know this too!



This New York Times reporter fact-checked Trump's statement that the guy liberated from Dachau said something like "It was as if the Americans had come from Heaven."

BUT JEWS DON'T BELIEVE IN HEAVEN, she screamed.



Except... um:



Dave Reaboi, who is Jewish and therefore knows there is a Heaven in Judaism, had a clapback for her: "Why don't you stick to what you know, cats and loneliness?"

LEARN TO CODE

LEARN TO READ

LEARN TO DO ANYFUCKINGTHING OF PRODUCTIVE VALUE

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER YOU DEGENERATE ATTENTION ADDICTS

Erin Burnett does a fact-check (sort of) on the idea that Trump was the main attraction at the SOTU.

Not so, she says.

The real star? Nancy Pelosi's clappy hands.



And now, a word from your media inferiors:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:05 PM




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1 #LearnToClap

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:03 PM (zmIJL)

2 first, and I read the content

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 07, 2019 04:03 PM (8D42x)

3 Facts are for pussies.

Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2019 04:04 PM (qEujL)

4 but I shouldn't have, as I felt many brain cells give up in despair at having to read such drivel.

the "journalists" need to #learn to fill ditches...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 07, 2019 04:04 PM (8D42x)

5 Nan looks like she wants to smooch the Donald.

Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2019 04:05 PM (qEujL)

6 nan has the clap.

eeeeew

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 04:05 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 04:06 PM (cqNba)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2019 04:06 PM (JUOKG)

9 #Learntonotbeanidoit

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 07, 2019 04:06 PM (vVLnV)

10 They really, really believe that frazzled old dame stole the show with her distracting behavior?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

11 wow. read the content.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (2sCft)

12 Layers and layers of fact checkers.

Of course, the fact-checkers have trouble telling the difference between opinion and fact, but, aside from that minor problem, they do a good job.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (qC1Sy)

13 God, these people are painfully stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (dUJdY)

14 The real star? Nancy Pelosi's clappy hands.

Good one, Ace

What an embarrassment that woman is, and the left eats it up like a bunch of middle school teen girls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (AllCR)

15 Crazy, hysterical lefties keep trying to convince me that Trump is unhinged.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (wpJDK)

16 #Learntodigzek

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (vVLnV)

17 I say Annie Karni can comfortably fit a 14-inch rubber dick in her ass. But I'm open to her fact-checking this claim.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (//K3c)

18 These people, our supposed "betters", are really, really dumb.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (2sCft)

19 10 They really, really believe that frazzled old dame stole the show with her distracting behavior?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

She didn't know where she was.

Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (qEujL)

20 That "clapping" fact-check is super pathetic.

What drew more people's attention, her clapping or her shuffling through her papers like she was trying to order a salad? That is some truly desperate spinning right there.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (2PXwn)

21 WaPo selects what it wants you to know, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

22 DemocracyDiesInDarkMakeup

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK8)

23 Knowing was a Nicolas Cage movie.

Posted by: Washington Post at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (sZRzw)

24 Ha! The only jews she knows are Reform Jews, who don't believe in anything besides GOVERNMENT IS GOD!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

25 I like the one where Trump said a third of women in the caravans are sexually assaulted and the fact check said 31 %.

That lying Trump.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (t2P6q)

26 Learn to suck turds out of my asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (pw+jk)

27 The real star? Nancy Pelosi's clappy hands.

They were pretty weird and did draw attention. She clapped like a seal. I think she had her hands botoxed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (PNUbZ)

28 Oh heard the great words of the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ..

In her FAQ about the Green New Deal, she helpfully explains:

We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (QkjLD)

29 Nancy's got The Clap!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (ymnmz)

30 Her Clap stings almost as much as Bill Clinton's.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (XP4qZ)

31 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (IXZGh)

32 "Jews don't believe in Heaven"?


Who needs Heaven when you control the weather.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (4e+hS)

33 Trump looked great, sounded better, was gracious and funny.
Commanding.

Nancy was rude, distracted and distracting.

Remember what the media said when George HW Bush merely glanced at his watch?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn)

34 I don't think Pelosi is clapping so much as she's channeling her Parkinsons.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (qC1Sy)

35 They really, really believe that frazzled old dame stole the show with her distracting behavior?
Posted by: JoeF



When you have nothing else....

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (eDmrZ)

36 "Fact" check.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

37 "A movement worthy of a million memes."

Stop and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (XrCyE)

38 I've got something for Erin Burnett's mouth to do.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (SkuXa)

39 It never ceases to amaze how people this utterly retarded are so materially successful.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

40 Nancy has the clap? Not surprising.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (3sjI6)

41 The MFM is really wetting itself over Nancy Lugosi clapping like that and generally acting like a loon. She really showed Trump!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (OLCnA)

42 The WaPo's mewling fans are absolutely over-the-moon over Nancy's clappy hands "owning" PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

43 Farting cows and airplanes always get me down.

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (t2P6q)

44 What drew more people's attention, her clapping or
her shuffling through her papers like she was trying to order a salad?
That is some truly desperate spinning right there.

Posted by: Dr. T


You know she wanted to file her nails, but it had already been done.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (T6t7i)

45 we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:09 PM (QkjLD)

++++
First they came for the farting cows, and I said nothing...

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (2sCft)

46 TRUMP SPEAKS, PELOSI GIVES AMERICAN PEOPLE THE CLAP

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

47 They're propagandists. That's it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

48 "Democracy Dies In Darkness." Left unsaid is that the Media is the darkness.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (AB9tT)

49 Doctors who perform late term abortions are ghouls, but under the NY law it doesn't even have to be a doctor who does it-a nurse or Physician's assistant can too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (AllCR)

50 I say Annie Karni can comfortably fit a 14-inch rubber dick in her ass. But I'm open to her fact-checking this claim.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (//K3c)

==
Fact check false. Annie Karni likes a 14 inch long dildo not a 14 inch diameter one.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (pw+jk)

51 DemocracyDiesInDarkMakeup
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:08 PM (bcbK

Democracy Dyes in Dark Makeup

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

52 The Clap-Steve Howe >> The Clap-Nanzi Palsy

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (xPJvm)

53 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".

What this means is that the National Dems know how toxic he is, and they're jumping in with both feet to stomp Fairfax, fuck what the Virginia Dem Party wants. Fairfax is toast, I doubt he makes it til the end of the month.

And I still say Northam hangs on just because he wants to, which is really gonna fuck them all over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

54 >>They really, really believe that frazzled old dame stole the show with her distracting behavior?


Have you seen me debate?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (XP4qZ)

55 I can't believe that they are stupid enough to think Trump will have a speech that wasn't already vetted for accuracy, KNOWING the left would try to pick it apart.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (eDmrZ)

56 During the SOTU, one of my friends texted me, "WTF is Nancy doing? Looking at a Chinese take-out menu?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

57 Baruch Spinoza thought there wasn't a heaven and that G-d was infused with the universe.

And then he got cursed out of the synagogue.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (ykYG2)

58 GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER YOU DEGENERATE ATTENTION ADDICTS

But I can't CODE!

Posted by: teh Wick Rilson at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (LL1Be)

59 WaPo--where truth goes to die.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (S/hVx)

60 Why do old women clap all retarded like?

Is it all the jewlery? or the brittle bones?


They wave funny, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (XP4qZ)

61 Nancy's clapping stole the show? Her *clapping?*

These people slather on "Desperation" cologne like it's going out of style...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (I2dne)

62 I'd expand the list of late-term abortion providers to include janitors and managment at participating Orange Julius locations.

Posted by: Ralphie Boy Northman at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (//K3c)

63 The media spent so much time talking about Nancy's sick burns I hope she sees a doctor. Ditto for the clap.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (zmIJL)

64 Because Nona Sloppy Choppers totally pwned Trump when she stole his airplane and flew to Cambodia and saved the POW's with RBG.



No wait, Trump yanked her plane and then she clapped. Sick Burn.


Please clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (ymnmz)

65 I mentioned this last thread but the Green New Deal is fucking hilarious:

https://apps.npr.org/documents/docu
ment.html?id=5729033-Green-New-Deal-FINAL

(space)

Its full of race, gender and "migrant communities" bullshit.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:12 PM (q177U)

66 yeah its grim. In the 1950s a factory worked could provide for a family of four in relative comfort, now you are lucky to support one child on two incomes. Real wages are stagnant since 1970 despite a 300% increase in average productivity. Naturally the reason wages haven't risen is because of a supply glut, and what bigger source of supply than half of all people?

At least women finally get their dream, long desired, to abandon family and motherhood to make powerpoints for their boss. Liberation succeeded.

Posted by: dw at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (xv9MJ)

67 Re: Pelosi clapping. I'm surprised Pence didn't try to see if he could get her to balance a beach ball on her nose.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (hKi6n)

68 Come on, everybody knows that you don't believe in God.


Democracy dies in dorkness.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (2KkD9)

69 Fact check.

Hillary is not President.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (14qvS)

70 13 God, these people are painfully stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:07 PM (dUJdY)

And they don't seem to ever try to do anything to prevent that.

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (cF8AT)

71 The amazing arrogance & stupidity of saying something like "Jews don't believe in Heaven" is galling. There are millions of Jews in the world. Do they all believe exactly the same? (spoiler: no). Did she look into this at all? (spoiler: also no)

But more than that, can't a Jew use a common Western phrase just like anyone else?

Hate, arrogance, ignorance and racism make a person say really stupid things.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (BJKQV)

72 49 Doctors who perform late term abortions are ghouls, but under the NY law it doesn't even have to be a doctor who does it-a nurse or Physician's assistant can too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (AllCR)
------------

Doesn't matter what credentialed label you put in front of the baby-killers, they're still high priests and priestesses for Moloch and Ba'al.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (qC1Sy)

73 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".

What this means is that the National Dems know how toxic he is, and they're jumping in with both feet to stomp Fairfax, fuck what the Virginia Dem Party wants. Fairfax is toast, I doubt he makes it til the end of the month.

And I still say Northam hangs on just because he wants to, which is really gonna fuck them all over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

Kamala just signaled that it's game on. And yes, "credible" can be used once again.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (NFEMn)

74 What Anni Carnie is confusing is that Jews certainly believe in Heaven but it doesn't have the same function as Heaven in Christianity (where good people go when they die).

There is little made of the afterlife in Judaism only that after the Messiah comes the righteous will return to live on Earth in paradise. That is pretty much the extent of the Jewish concept of afterlife (not including the kabbalistic stuff that is not strictly canonical and was more Jews feeling left out of mysticism, which seemed kind of cool).

But there are certainly angels in Heaven in Judaism (that's a big thing) and them coming down to help humans is also a pretty solid Jewish concept.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (PNUbZ)

75 Caller on Rush today said why did they believe the white victim of assault but not the black victim? Ouch...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (dUJdY)

76 Well, we have to clap to know what deserves a clap.--Nazi Palsy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (3sjI6)

77 Apparently, everyone will need to #LearnToBuildBuildings if this NewGreenDeal shit goes anywhere.

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (IXZGh)

78 Team D can die in darkness choking on a bagodicks.

Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (FhXTo)

79 65 I mentioned this last thread but the Green New Deal is fucking hilarious:

Best part is where it promises to provide support to anyone "Unwilling" to work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)

80 The Great White Seal of the United States

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (hKi6n)

81 A 'tard in my local fish wrap actually wished this the other day:

"If only Nancy Pelosi was ten years younger. I'd vote for her for president for her toughness, intelligence, and compassion."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

82 oh ace, that sidebar fursonia is too feminine for ya
imo
NTTAWWT

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (BJlbN)

83 Coding is too hard. Learn to fluff. I did and things started looking up!

Posted by: MeAgain! at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (pMGkg)

84 * ... that Jews don't believe in God *

Damn voice translation ..

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (2KkD9)

85 No, they don't Tami. They double and triple down on their stupidity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (dUJdY)

86 The real star? Nancy Pelosi's clappy hands.
..........

I don't know. I enjoyed watching her work on her coloring book.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

87 Clap once if you saw Nancy Pelosi's two hands steal the #SOTU show.

Clap twice if you saw her extend her proboscis past her mandibles while chew-grinding last night's dinner.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (LL1Be)

88 Other things Jews don't believe in:

Ferrets.
The Crimean War.
The sacrifice bunt.
Post-Al Jolson blackface.
Ryan Seacrest.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (XrCyE)

89 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be
investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".



What this means is that the National Dems know how toxic he is, and
they're jumping in with both feet to stomp Fairfax, fuck what the
Virginia Dem Party wants. Fairfax is toast, I doubt he makes it til
the end of the month.


Disagree. They don't want to be seen to push the black man out. That's why they're talking about investigating, not purging. What kind of absurd language is "reads as a credible account"? You mean it seems true?

In the end, I think all three will hang on, because they have to to prevent a GOP takeover in a critical state prior to redistricting. How can they purge Northam and not Herring for the same offense?

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (T6t7i)

90 Before she married, Sen. Warren was known to be a Red Herring

Posted by: Native American at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (EATOD)

91 OK... of course Jews believe in Heaven. There is some disagreement about the meaning of sheol (Hell) and what exactly it is. No one disagrees about Heaven.

How - HOW - could someone be in the media business in NY and have so little knowledge of Jews?

I guarantee she works with dozens of us.

I wonder where she picked up this notion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (AzW6q)

92 I liked Politico's fact check where they deemed the claim that 1/3 of women coming through Mexico were sexually assaulted as partially true, the real number is 31%.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (4e+hS)

93 don't believe in heaven eh?

And the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to Gd, who gave it.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (gLMhO)

94 Who cares if it's safer to deliver the child than abort it at that stage? The point is to eliminate a human life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

95 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be
investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".

====
Kamaltoe is only half black but she is all cunt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

96 The Green New Deal just feels like more evidence that AOC is still an Adam Smith acolyte and just took on the mantle of leftwing crazy in an effort to discredit the left overall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (XSSCs)

97 The big white pages Nancy was holding had huge type with the words:

YOU ARE AT WORK RIGHT NOW. SIT QUIETLY. CLAP POLITELY WHEN THE TALKING STOPS. WE PRACTICED CLAPPING ALL DAY. YOU CAN DO IT!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (zmIJL)

98 Clap for the Orangeman
He gonna build your wall high
Clap for the Orangeman
You gonna dig him 'til the day you die

Posted by: Guess who? at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (DMUuz)

99 I don't think you need advanced studies in eschatology. I'm not a believer, but if I got saved from Dachau I might say "it's as if the Americans came from Heaven".

Cuz they did. You don't have to parse the Torah to say oh holy shit the Nazis had us and now we're free.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (fuK7c)

100 Have you seen me debate?

Posted by: Joe Biden


No, but we've seen you masturbate.

Posted by: Female Secret Service agents at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (T6t7i)

101 Democracy dies in darkness.

When the MSM smothers it with a pillow and it can't see any light.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (T09ml)

102 Doctors who perform late term abortions are ghouls, but under the NY law it doesn't even have to be a doctor who does it-a nurse or Physician's assistant can too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (AllCR)

Taxidermists are lining up to get credentialed. And unemployed "journalists".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (3sjI6)

103 Hey don't cross Granny Sloppy Chopper, she'll give you the clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (ymnmz)

104
Yahoo News was having Squeee-gasms over Nanzi's hands and her clapping, too.

These soulless squibs are pathetic.

Posted by: Squeeeeezercize! at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (pNxlR)

105 We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.

.. guess this means Maxine isn't going anywhere for at least 10 years.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (QkjLD)

106 >>How - HOW - could someone be in the media business in NY and have so little knowledge of Jews?


She was thinking of Hymies.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (XP4qZ)

107 Sarah Palin never did explain that tanning bed purchase.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (ismre)

108 Kamaltoe is only half black but she is all cunt.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM


Can ya dig it?

Posted by: Willie B. at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (DMUuz)

109 The real star? Nancy Pelosi's clappy hands.
.........

That and her denture adhesive.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

110 In fairness, the Jewish position on Ryan Seacrest is nuanced. They acknowledge that he exists, but deny that he's the messiah.

Posted by: Annie Karni at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (//K3c)

111 You gonna dig him 'til the day you die
Posted by: Guess who? at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (DMUuz)


And?

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (IXZGh)

112 Nancy Pelosi in blank face.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (gC2IV)

113 Facts and Media; two words that seldom, if ever, go together.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (0tfLf)

114 It's not THE Clap, dammit! It was NEVER "the" Clap.

It was a nice, celebratory song about the birth of my son called "Clap." Because I was happy. And then some hack album cover designer at Atlantic mis-named it and people snicker at it to this day.

Sorry I'm crabby. I'm a vegan.

Posted by: Steve Howe's Gibson ES-135 at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (t2P6q)

115 At least women finally get their dream, long desired, to abandon family and motherhood to make powerpoints for their boss. Liberation succeeded.
Posted by: dw at February 07, 2019 04:13 PM (xv9MJ)
+++++++++++++
Women entering the workforce helped mask the 1970s inflation (and their entry was mandated by the same). Average earnings remained gently sloping, but the workforce mushroomed bigly.

Of course, if you look at real *household* income then you see it plain as day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

116 102 Doctors who perform late term abortions are ghouls, but under the NY law it doesn't even have to be a doctor who does it-a nurse or Physician's assistant can too.
____________________________________

Next week, it can be a gas station attendant.

Choice!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (RpM6k)

117 Democracy Dies in Darkies

I denounce myself.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (NFEMn)

118 also is world to come olam haba that follows the resurrection of the dead

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (gLMhO)

119 I thought Pelosi flipping through those pages was the height of disrespect. Then I wondered if Trump had given her a false copy.

Next time, he needs to wait until the end of his speech to hand out the commemorative copies.

Make her sit there and chew on her cud.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (uDcBt)

120 53 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".

What this means is that the National Dems know how toxic he is, and they're jumping in with both feet to stomp Fairfax, fuck what the Virginia Dem Party wants. Fairfax is toast, I doubt he makes it til the end of the month.

And I still say Northam hangs on just because he wants to, which is really gonna fuck them all over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

=====

So, the whole VA scandal is just an excuse for racists to put a brother down.

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (PuMKG)

121 Trump knew the Democrat House Members wouldn't cheer for record employment, the curtailing of child trafficking, WWII heroes, Holocaust survivors. The only time they stood and applauded was for themselves. Trump, that magnificent bastard, set them up.

Posted by: Mike at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (ozGXj)

122 The Great White Seal of the United States
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky



It was just ice cream!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (eDmrZ)

123 The Noble 3rd Term Abortionist

Posted by: Books CNN Think Exist at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (EATOD)

124 Democracy dies in blackface and rape allegations.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (4e+hS)

125 120
So, the whole VA scandal is just an excuse for racists to put a brother down.
Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (PuMKG)

============

Do you think the black grievance industry will see it any other way?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (XSSCs)

126 90
Before she married, Sen. Warren was known to be a Red Herring

Posted by: Native American


Among the braves, she was known as Red Snapper.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)

127 Does anybody remember clapter?

Posted by: Robert Plant's left testicle at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (qRjMk)

128 Before you judge "late-term abortion," doctors want you to really understand what it is

-
This reminds me of Joy Behar saying that we really don't know what socialism is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)

129 119 Then I wondered if Trump had given her a false copy.


.. No. It was in LARGE print

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (QkjLD)

130 Knowing keeps us free?

Uh, no.

Guns and beautiful toxic masculinity does.
Not cucky soyboyz who has the feelz.

Posted by: ILikeMyMenMachoandStrongand FullOfToxicTestosterone at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (J9wxX)

131 Some weird-faced tool named Scott Levenson is on Cavuto's show arguing in favor of Lizzie Warren's lying about being an injun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

132 OK... of course Jews believe in Heaven. There is some disagreement about the meaning of sheol (Hell) and what exactly it is. No one disagrees about Heaven.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (AzW6q)

For many jewish men, heaven is a wife that will engage in oral sex after marriage. With them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (3sjI6)

133 Previous thread:
Probably short ammo reviews to start. What do you think?
Posted by: Weasel
---------

Damned fine idea. It's about time we got some attention.

Posted by: .22 & .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (xSo9G)

134 I think she argues heaven as a Christian concept?
and so she rejects the premise at its start?

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (gLMhO)

135 It's not THE Clap, dammit!

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Ohio State University at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

136 119 Then I wondered if Trump had given her a false copy.


.. No. It was in LARGE print
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (QkjLD)


Because she's a senile old hag.

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (IXZGh)

137 Chief economist for Democrats on the Senate Budget Committee says government can pay for green dream by printing more money, "Inflation is the limit".

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (SkuXa)

138 I have a Green bill, forget the price
Ain't never read it, they tell me it's nice
I wear hip pants suits, heels and shawls
I have big donors, pay for it all
They say I'm crazy and just look at my eyes
I'm just looking for a clue that I never can find

Posted by: AOC at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (ed8K1)

139 Please clap.

Posted by: Heb! at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

140 In the end, I think all three will hang on, because they have to to prevent a GOP takeover in a critical state prior to redistricting. How can they purge Northam and not Herring for the same offense? "

You're thinking logically, that's your mistake. The way you can tell a true clusterfuck is that a whole lot of bad consequences come out of it, and even though everyone sees them coming a mile away, no one can stop it.

Virginia Dems are like the security guard standing in front of the slow rolling steam roller, he's yelling and yelling for 10 minutes but he can't get out of the way. Mr Fake Blackface is gonna keep his job, Mr. Real Blackface is gonna be kicked to the curb.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

141 97
The big white pages Nancy was holding had huge type with the words:



YOU ARE AT WORK RIGHT NOW. SIT QUIETLY. CLAP POLITELY WHEN THE TALKING STOPS. WE PRACTICED CLAPPING ALL DAY. YOU CAN DO IT!



Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:15 PM (zmIJL)


The fourth sheet down was her "activation" word from her hypnotic handler. Her action was to clap back at Trump. It was a devious plan and a sick burn.


Later in the evening AOC could be heard yelling MISSION REPORT! at Nan in the hallway.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (ymnmz)

142 Women entering the workforce helped mask the 1970s inflation (and their entry was mandated by the same). Average earnings remained gently sloping, but the workforce mushroomed bigly.

Of course, if you look at real *household* income then you see it plain as day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

And then women who started to make really good money started marrying ONLY men who made really good money. Thus the 5,000 year tradition of women marrying men--often older--who could support them went out the window....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

143 So, the whole VA scandal is just an excuse for racists to put a brother down.
Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (PuMKG)

--------------

Considering the Dems sacrificed a sister for the SOTU rebuttal, does this surprise you?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (qC1Sy)

144 It looks to me like Nan is practicing some sort of retarded pistol grip.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (MVjcR)

145 There is a lively literature in Judaism of rabbis and other holy men going into a trance and taking a tour of, derrr, Heaven. They see G-d's Throne, visit other sites, and meet various Jewish saints like Abraham and Moses.

I mean, it's not Biblical, exactly, but 1 Enoch 1-36 is pretty freakin' ancient (even pre-Hellenistic in parts), and it served as a template for a lot of other texts.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ykYG2)

146 our heaven is just in simple terms our soul reuniting with G-d.

is this hard?

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (gLMhO)

147 140 In the end, I think all three will hang on, because they have to to prevent a GOP takeover in a critical state prior to redistricting. How can they purge Northam and not Herring for the same offense? "

You're thinking logically, that's your mistake. The way you can tell a true clusterfuck is that a whole lot of bad consequences come out of it, and even though everyone sees them coming a mile away, no one can stop it.

Virginia Dems are like the security guard standing in front of the slow rolling steam roller, he's yelling and yelling for 10 minutes but he can't get out of the way. Mr Fake Blackface is gonna keep his job, Mr. Real Blackface is gonna be kicked to the curb.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

No one's resigning.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ANN96)

148 The Media is the Enemy of the People.

And it should be treated as such.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (bcbK8)

149 First rule of holes: stop fucking digging.

Fact check: TRUE

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (qRjMk)

150 Previous thread:
Probably short ammo reviews to start. What do you think?
Posted by: Weasel

---------

Damned fine idea. It's about time we got some attention.
Posted by: .22 & .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM


This.

Posted by: .40 Short & Weak Cotillion at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (DMUuz)

151 #LearnToDecompose

Posted by: RBG at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (OiC69)

152 Some weird-faced tool named Scott Levenson is on Cavuto's show arguing in favor of Lizzie Warren's lying about being an injun.

I'll take "Career Choices Your Mom is Going to Fucking Hate" for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (XrCyE)

153 It was hilarious watching the Dem wymyn looking at Pelosi and each other for cues to stand, clap, or stay seated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

154 A Jewish Shamayim

Posted by: Charlie Gibson Never Heard Of It Either at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (EATOD)

155 So, the whole VA scandal is just an excuse for racists to put a brother down.
Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (PuMKG)

============

Do you think the black grievance industry will see it any other way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (XSSCs)

Well, they might see it another way. If there is a substantial amount of cash in it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (3sjI6)

156 Chief economist for Democrats on the Senate Budget
Committee says government can pay for green dream by printing more
money, "Inflation is the limit".


Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM

---

If real inflation starts creeping back towards 10+% I am dumping the 401k and investing that money in bullets, canned food and pre 64 silver quarters cause this time it won't stop.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (JUOKG)

157 These people are beyond a parody and mentally unstable. Every single day the insanity ramps up another notch. It's entertaining and sad but mostly insane.

Posted by: turambar at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (s2J6c)

158 Fact check:

Is the White House infested with cooties?
While there is no agreed upon metric for determining a cootie infestation, it is the overwhelming opinion among our unpaid interns that the WH is infested, and one of them once declared as pre-med student and has audited a biology class.

Posted by: Washington Post at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (LWu6U)

159 LOl, this is the best they could come up with? Trump must have really hit a home run!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

160 O/T

Bicameral negotiators for the Border Security funding seem to be closing in on a deal. Working on details through the weekend and should have completed by Monday.

I predict $2.0-2.5B for border fencing including 100 miles of new fencing. Deal will also include technology and manpower the Dem's say they want but really both parties want.

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

161

Nazi Pelousi was clapping and wondering why the lights wouldn't turn off.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (HaL55)

162 119 Then I wondered if Trump had given her a false copy.
.........

It was a coloring book. She spent 1-1/2 hours flipping through it thinking: "Where are the crayons?"

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

163 And then women who started to make really good money started marrying ONLY men who made really good money. Thus the 5,000 year tradition of women marrying men--often older--who could support them went out the window....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)
+++++++++
Women marry up. Men marry laterally or down. It is this way in most cultures.

Despite myths about the pay gap, young women often out-earn young men in the same or similar positions now. To use the Left's word, this will be "problematic."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (I2dne)

164 Oh and my dog Logan better be allowed entrance through the Pearly Gates.

Yes, I'm serious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

165 She claps her eyelids open and shut.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (OiC69)

166 Nancy and her paper shuffling act was ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (a0IVu)

167 157 These people are beyond a parody and mentally unstable. Every single day the insanity ramps up another notch. It's entertaining and sad but mostly insane.
Posted by: turambar at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (s2J6c)

Fact-check: TRUE

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (qRjMk)

168 No one's resigning.

I guarantee it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM

I agree.
If it was going to happen, it would have happened already, when the story was hot.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

169 You know, you may say Trump isn't winning all the time.

But to see how embarrassingly pathetic, how desperate the left is for a "win"

His is kicking their ass up one side and down the other

Their matching band plays "Hot Cross Buns" at halftime, they're losing 70 to nothing, and they're bragging about the snappy band uniforms

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (TN1P5)

170 153 It was hilarious watching the Dem wymyn looking at Pelosi and each other for cues to stand, clap, or stay seated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Like a bunch of performing seals...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (O2RFr)

171 And Mike Pence looked like he was about to smack Johnny Quest across the face if he stepped out of line.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (bcbK8)

172 Well, they might see it another way. If there is a substantial amount of cash in it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (3sjI6)


If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Posted by: Winston Zedemore at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (IXZGh)

173 >>>Doctors who perform late term abortions are ghouls, but under the NY law it doesn't even have to be a doctor who does it-a nurse or Physician's assistant can too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (AllCR)

Vermont is all "hold my beer." Their bill would allow anyone to abort any fetus for any reason at anytime. It defines abortion as a "fundamental right."

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q177U)

174 No one's resigning.

I guarantee it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ANN96)

--------------------------

This. They are hunkered down and waiting for other events to blow this out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (ffYR/)

175 If Nancy claps twice, then Capt. RBG Pike's wheelchair light turns off.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (qRjMk)

176 MLB Legend Frank Robinson Dead At 83...

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (QkjLD)

177 Pelosi's copy had flip-illustrations in the corner and after the did it the first time, all the papers got out of order and she couldn't make the ball bounce again.

*womp-womp*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (RpM6k)

178 Fact check.

Hillary is not President.

-
Mostly false. While true, it oversimplifies a complex situation.

Posted by: Snopes at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

179 Previous thread:
Probably short ammo reviews to start. What do you think?
Posted by: Weasel

---------

Damned fine idea. It's about time we got some attention.
Posted by: .22 & .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM

This.
Posted by: .40 Short & Weak Cotillion



.44 Special FTW!
Posted by: Charter Arms Bulldog

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (eDmrZ)

180 155 Do you think the black grievance industry will see it any other way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (XSSCs)

Well, they might see it another way. If there is a substantial amount of cash in it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (3sjI6)

==========

Al Sharpton, for sure.

But I think the current generation of activists has too many true believers.

If Fairfax is the only one to go, there may be some real kind of reckoning to be had for the Democratic Party, at least at the Virginia state level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (ANN96)

181 154 A Jewish Shamayim
Posted by: Charlie Gibson Never Heard Of It Either at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (EATOD)

M. Night Shamayim?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

182 Found out what Nancy "Sloppy Choppers" Pelosi's white papers had on them.

"Clap On!

Clap Off!

Clap on clap off clap on!

THE CLAPPER!"

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (T09ml)

183 Madam Speaker, Sen Kamala-Toe wants her Clap back.

Posted by: Attention Seeking Whores Dressed As Vestal Virgins at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (EATOD)

184 Those papers Nancy shuffled were a diary of her bowel movements. The corn in/out ratio was way off and it had her good and flustered.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (//K3c)

185 153 It was hilarious watching the Dem wymyn looking at Pelosi and each other for cues to stand, clap, or stay seated.
__________________________________

Courage.

To follow the herd.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (RpM6k)

186 Meshumar ben Tob and Moses Menahem Moses: The Tale of our Master Moses, on him be peace, and the Gates of Heaven and Hell (1919)
minds.wisconsin.edu/bitstream/handle/1793/8064/Text74.html

Meshumar ben Tob and Moses Menahem Moses were probably from Burma or something

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (ykYG2)

187 Nancy and her paper shuffling act was ridiculous.
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (a0IVu)


It was, by far, the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen during the SOTU. INCLUDING the "you lie" of Owebama fame. He NEEDED to be called out because he WAS lying through his teeth. Nancy is just a petty little bitch acting like the juvenile c#nt she is.

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (IXZGh)

188 rather than just put his money in a mutual fund and sail around all day on his yacht.†

The conversation ended pretty quickly after that.†

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 07, 2019 03:52 PM (xyung)†

1) Trump has more work ethic and morals than any shitbag named Kennedy, coasting on daddy's mob money.
2) Are they serious? Do they want a society where a dude sitting on his ass is that much better off? Even if they do, you can scrape investors from gutters after crashes in 1939 and 2008.

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (81uw/)

189 Vermont is all "hold my beer." Their bill would allow anyone to abort any fetus for any reason at anytime. It defines abortion as a "fundamental right."
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q177U)

If you take it out of the womb, lay it down and shoot it with a AR-15, how will the liberals rule on that one? Is that a tie-score?

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (qRjMk)

190 Despite myths about the pay gap, young women often out-earn young men in the same or similar positions now. To use the Left's word, this will be "problematic."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (I2dne)

And hot young women dominate many sales jobs. They really don't have to be great at sales--just look hot.
In the past,these girls would have been secretaries or bank tellers.
And guys, have you noticed the dearth of good-looking young women in both of those jobs lately?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

191 I am convinced that Twitter is one the seven signs of the Apocalypse. Blue checkmarks, was that the fourth one?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)

192 No one's resigning.

I guarantee it."

I will note that in my county, we had a black county constable that refused to resign, even after he started serving his sentence in Federal Prison for tax evasion. He was sitting there in his cell, still collecting his salary.

(it was a funny story - he started very publicly cheating on his wife, and she got so pissed off that she collected up all his financial records and took them to the feds so that she could collect the reward for turning in a tax cheat)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (Kpl3J)

193 LOl, this is the best they could come up with? Trump must have really hit a home run!
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

Well, Tank was supposed to make Trump look bad, but the bucket of KFC she was eating looked, I don't know, stereotyped.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (3sjI6)

194 If there's anything that presages the vitality of the Resistance, it's Pelosi's liver-spotted arthritis claws pounded together in apparent mockery of the President.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (XAE+X)

195 168 No one's resigning.

I guarantee it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM

I agree.
If it was going to happen, it would have happened already, when the story was hot.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

=============

And Virginia will have two white Democrats as #1 and #3 in the state. And #2 will be a credibly(!) accused rapist.

If the VAGOP (which, I'm assured, sucks) can't make hay of that situation, they deserve to die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (ANN96)

196 Cunts

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (75i9L)

197 Nazi Pelousi was clapping and wondering why the lights wouldn't turn off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
--------

lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (xSo9G)

198 175 If Nancy claps twice, then Capt. RBG Pike's wheelchair light turns off.

LOL!

I mean. . . BEEP! BEEP!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (RpM6k)

199 osted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q177U)

And it will pass because Vermont, Correct?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)

200 MLB Legend Frank Robinson Dead At 83...

RIP

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (XrCyE)

201 And Mike Pence looked like he was about to smack Johnny Quest across the face if he stepped out of line.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM


I love how he would just smile and shake his head any time Botox Nan leaned over and said anything.......

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)

202 OLAM HABA


maybe if a Karni says it 613 times she might get there.

Posted by: Avi at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (hDLaM)

203 Watching Nanzi clapping at the SOTU, I knew I saw that before.

And I have!


It looks just like a trained harbor seal clapping for a herring.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

204 This. They are hunkered down and waiting for other events to blow this out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (ffYR/)

-------

Yeah, they may have wanted Northam to step aside, but once he declined, they now have to protect him. This works nothing like Republican politics.

I think a lot of people have a tough time with the psychology of the Democrats.

But, it's not too complicated. Just think of mafiosi.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (AzW6q)

205 Joint committee on border security:

Dems: we get amnesty for DACA, unrestricted asylum, and ten trillion dollars for welfare for our new guests. In exchange, we'll give you a half roll of duct tape and this piece of string.

Republicans: Deal!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (gC2IV)

206 And hot young women dominate many sales jobs. They really don't have to be great at sales--just look hot.
In the past,these girls would have been secretaries or bank tellers.
And guys, have you noticed the dearth of good-looking young women in both of those jobs lately?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)
++++++++++
My credit union has a couple of cuties. And hot saleswomen have always dominated in Pharma sales...

But yeah, the new female professions appear to be HR, marketing and middle-management. I'd have to some digging to know for sure, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

207 For many jewish men, heaven is a wife that will engage in oral sex after marriage. With them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (3sjI6)

I think there is an obligation of reciprocity you must have forgotten to include in your comment.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (gLMhO)

208 Nancy the Paleolithic is a petty, small person.

But not too small to hate and destroy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

209 44 Special FTW!
Posted by: Charter Arms Bulldog
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM


All us Specials ride the short bus

Posted by: .32, .38, .41, .44 Specials at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (DMUuz)

210 Politico Fact Check :
1) Donald Trump is president.2) Fact Check : FUCK YOU.

Posted by: Politico at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (4e+hS)

211 200 MLB Legend Frank Robinson Dead At 83...

RIP

Yes RIP... Hey, don't famous people usually die in threes? I'm looking at you Ruthie.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (O2RFr)

212
Tuesday night, Trump's experience in show business came in handy, as he gave every appearance of being oblivious to the sucking sounds, muttering, bizarre repetitive behavior, and sickening smell originating from the bag lady sitting behind him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (+U5w+)

213 I saw some link to an Elle article where the idiot author wrote that most SOTU watchers rolled their eyes at it and were completely stoked over how Pelosi owned Orangeman.

Only 24% actually did not like the speech - so, um, last time I checked that's not most, it ain't even half. These people are dumber than a bag of acme hammers.

Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (32YRo)

214 New movie thoughts.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (ANN96)

215 125 120
So, the whole VA scandal is just an excuse for racists to put a brother down.
Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:17 PM (PuMKG)

============

Do you think the black grievance industry will see it any other way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (XSSCs)

====

Nope. I love me some cognitive dissonance sometimes.

Gotta be at least a few "Dem cuz Grandma was" folks that are gonna struggle with that one.

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (PuMKG)

216 In the past,these girls would have been secretaries or bank tellers.

Or representatives in the fourth chamber of Congress.

Posted by: AOC at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (RpM6k)

217 sickening smell originating from the bag lady sitting behind him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (+U5w+)


Ben Gay and Anal Eze does have a disturbing air about it......

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (IXZGh)

218 Unless it's knowing about a a democrat forcing women to give his penis a mouth hug. You don't need to know about that.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (IyKLO)

219 For many jewish men, heaven is a wife that will engage in oral sex after marriage. With them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM

++++

In my house foreplay consists of three hours of begging.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (T09ml)

220 -
--
I am convinced that Twitter is one the seven signs of the Apocalypse. Blue checkmarks, was that the fourth one?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM

---------------------------

Obviously the blue check is the mark of the beast.

Posted by: irright at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (pMGkg)

221 215 Nope. I love me some cognitive dissonance sometimes.

Gotta be at least a few "Dem cuz Grandma was" folks that are gonna struggle with that one.
Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (PuMKG)

===============

That population has got to be growing.

Especially Catholics in the northeast.

Has got to be. Please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (ANN96)

222 That's not conduct unbecoming of a Speaker, it's meme pwnage!

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (75i9L)

223 Or representatives in the fourth chamber of Congress.
Posted by: AOC at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (RpM6k)
+++++++++
Ah, so when you get primaried out you're going to join the press. I mean, the term for that is "fourth estate" and not "THIRD chamber," but don't worry your pretty little head about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (I2dne)

224 No matter how things turn out, we're keeping our Fact Checkers.

Posted by: Not Yet President Nixon at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (EATOD)

225 LOl, this is the best they could come up with? Trump must have really hit a home run!
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

Well, Tank was supposed to make Trump look bad, but the bucket of KFC she was eating looked, I don't know, stereotyped.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (3sjI6)

And the media know this.
They are gaslighting their own side while bucking them up.
Trump his a grand slam and they know it . Stacey Abrams bombed and they know it. So they had to say Nancy "owned" him and Abrams was 'eloquent" just to keep their viewers from killing themselves out of despair.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:29 PM (NFEMn)

226 Ben Gay and Anal Eze does have a disturbing air about it......

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 07, 2019 04:29 PM (RpM6k)

227 I was just thinking, AOC sounds like my kid when she was younger:
"When I am King of the world, there will be no money. Everyone will just give me anything I want."

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 07, 2019 04:29 PM (BJlbN)

228 The way you can tell a true clusterfuck is that a whole lot of bad consequences come out of it, and even though everyone sees them coming a mile away, no one can stop it.

The Greek literary genre is tragedy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:29 PM (ykYG2)

229 179 Previous thread:
Probably short ammo reviews to start. What do you think?
Posted by: Weasel

---------

Damned fine idea. It's about time we got some attention.
Posted by: .22 & .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM

This.
Posted by: .40 Short & Weak Cotillion



.44 Special FTW!
Posted by: Charter Arms Bulldog
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (eDmrZ)

I have a Charter Arms Bulldog....I wish .44 Special ammo didn't cost so much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (bcbK8)

230 32 special is a rifle cartridge similar to the 30-30.

Posted by: irright at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (pMGkg)

231 Media fact-check: "Donald Trump claimed to be president of the United States. We thoroughly investigated. This is not true because Hillary Clinton won the popular vote."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (zmIJL)

232 >>>osted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:22 PM (q177U)
And it will pass because Vermont, Correct?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:25 PM (AllCR)

Yeah the Republican Governor has already agreed to sign it! REPUBLICAN! "I believe in Roe v Wade" he stated, like it's the tooth fairy or Santa Claus.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (q177U)

233 Running late. About those cocktail parties...sounds like Romney is in, amiright?

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (Bwqq4)

234 228 The way you can tell a true clusterfuck is that a whole lot of bad consequences come out of it, and even though everyone sees them coming a mile away, no one can stop it.

The Greek literary genre is tragedy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:29 PM (ykYG2)

==============

"No one reads that shit anymore. It's got nothing to say about human nature because we have cell phones now."

*prances in the fields*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ANN96)

235 Actual photo of RBG taking a brisk stroll through Georgetown:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2dgjnc

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

236 So what is the deal with PDT saying more women are working being wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (+y/Ru)

237 How do you know when a Jewish woman gets to Heaven?


She drops her nail file.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (75i9L)

238 How - HOW - could someone be in the media business in NY and have so little knowledge of Jews?†

I guarantee she works with dozens of us.†

I wonder where she picked up this notion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:14 PM (AzW6q)

That is a super strange notion. Do Naomi Klein Jews (aka Not Really Jews) know much about their traditions?

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (81uw/)

239

Working female abortionists in heaven clapped for Nancy!

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (n2qRY)

240 Yes RIP... Hey, don't famous people usually die in threes? I'm looking at you Ruthie.

Posted by: It's me donna

If you look back three weeks ago, maybe there were two other famous people besides RBG - I think Frank is not in her group - too late to the party.

Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (32YRo)

241 And hot young women dominate many sales jobs. They really don't have to be great at sales--just look hot.
In the past,these girls would have been secretaries or bank tellers.
And guys, have you noticed the dearth of good-looking young women in both of those jobs lately?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

Yeah, used to be, most women could get their MRS and be a mother and housewife. But then, someone told them they'd be happier working 40 or more hours a week at some soul sucking job. AND THEY BOUGHT IT! Now, the only women that don't work outside the home are the hot ones. And they get a housekeeper, so they don't even have to do that.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (3sjI6)

242 Damn, Nancy got the clap.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (xyung)

243 Actual photo of RBG taking a brisk stroll through Georgetown:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2dgjnc
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
#X-FilesTheme

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)

244 Working women bad
infanticide good

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (75i9L)

245 219 For many jewish men, heaven is a wife that will engage in oral sex after marriage. With them.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM

++++

In my house foreplay consists of three hours of begging.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 04:28 PM (T09ml)

In my house even that doesn't work :-/

But on a lighter note, the media and the democratic party can die in a fire.

I'm willing to light the match.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

246 The way you can tell a true clusterfuck is that a whole lot of bad consequences come out of it, and even though everyone sees them coming a mile away, no one can stop it.

The Greek literary genre is tragedy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:29 PM

We got us a Demus ex-Governorchina gonna pop up any time now.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (zmIJL)

247 I thought Jews were fictional, like from Harry Potter or something.

Posted by: Annie Karni at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

248 If the VAGOP (which, I'm assured, sucks) can't make hay of that situation, they deserve to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Im sure they, other then KenC, will play by Gentleman's Rules and not kick the bastards while they are down.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (25Dt7)

249 Yo, MFM! LEARN TO MINE COAL.

And then try, just try, to actually do it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (6eEQ+)

250 I'm not joking when I ask:

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xyung)

251 Despite myths about the pay gap, young women often
out-earn young men in the same or similar positions now. To use the
Left's word, this will be "problematic."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


They'll adapt to some extent, but yes, it is a problem. BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, the ONT had an outstanding clip of Jordan Peterson discussing this and related issues. Take a few minutes and listen to it.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (T6t7i)

252 >>But yeah, the new female professions appear to be HR, marketing and middle-management. I'd have to some digging to know for sure, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

And those three things all have something in common...

Posted by: Caliban at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (qEujL)

253 Why don't they fact check this "Green New Deal?"

It is so absurd I have to suspect it is a joke. If it isn't, I was giving the left far too much credit. These people are legit retarded.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xeeHA)

254 244 Working women bad
infanticide good
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2019 04:31 PM (75i9L)

=============

So...the left is trying to make the movie Vera Drake into a real thing again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (ANN96)

255 I liked star Trek 1, it reintroduced characters I loved as a kid and I liked the plot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (4e+hS)

256
When Pelosi was clapping I thought for sure Trump was going to turn around and toss her a Mackerel

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)

257 Once, I was able to clap like that.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (ismre)

258 Wow, TJM,

that's a lot of prancing today. Is there something you'd like to share with the Horde?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (d7Ww2)

259 They'll adapt to some extent, but yes, it is a problem. BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, the ONT had an outstanding clip of Jordan Peterson discussing this and related issues. Take a few minutes and listen to it.
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (T6t7i)
++++++++++
Missed last night's ONT. Will check it out later. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

260 Reporters rarely actually know any Christians, there has been study after poll showing that almost none of them are, or have any friends who are Christian. So when they get something idiotically wrong like "is there a wall around heaven" you can understand it: they are literally ignorant about the topic.

But Judaism? They work around and with Jews all the time in NYC, there's no way this Annie character couldn't talk to someone and find out the facts. She just assumed and didn't care what the truth was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

261 I think there is an obligation of reciprocity you must have forgotten to include in your comment.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:26 PM (gLMhO)

Reciprocity? You mean like cash?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (3sjI6)

262 Actual photo of RBG taking a brisk stroll through Georgetown:



The horses and buggies and the men in frock coats and top hats give it away, though.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zmIJL)

263 32 special is a rifle cartridge similar to the 30-30.
Posted by: irright at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM


Since the request was for small reviews of (small) calibers, let's not obsess over small details, m'kay?

Posted by: .32 S&W and .32 ACP at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (DMUuz)

264 I heard Nan gave the clap to everyone in congress.


It was a sick burn.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (ymnmz)

265 Yeebus. It's like those pictures you see of animals just covered with ticks. That's America, covered and weakened with masses of parasites, like the band of worthless propagandists that masquerade as the press.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (AM1GF)

266 That reminds me...Military Arms Show has an episode featuring .40 S&W being fired out of 10mm noisemakers.

As long as you avoid aluminum cased ammo, seems to work fine.

*the more you know*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

267 255 I liked star Trek 1, it reintroduced characters I loved as a kid and I liked the plot.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (4e+hS)

============

Oops.

That was yesterday. I didn't hit publish enough times.

New movie thoughts now.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (ANN96)

268 She hates the cows! Stay away from the cows!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (SkuXa)

269
Of course, everyone who's anyone is talking about Our Dear Nancy's clapping at Trump's State of the Disunion, dahling!

Quite amazing that a her age she could put the palms of her hands together...Not once but several times!

*titters*

Oh, I know...I'm so bad!

But, Our Dear Nancy was quite pleased with herself and all her clapping ability.

Yes! She kept trying to show that dreadful Trump Man that she could clap by aiming her clapping at him.

But, the horrible bore wouldn't acknowledge her at all.

Now, let's all gather for tonight's entertainment.

Former Vice President Joe Biden is going to sniff that 13 year old girl's hair until she starts to cry.

Should be grand, my dears!

Posted by: naturalfake's DC Salon - The Churchill Tommy James Salondell at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (9X624)

270 73 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".

What this means is that the National Dems know how toxic he is, and they're jumping in with both feet to stomp Fairfax, fuck what the Virginia Dem Party wants. Fairfax is toast, I doubt he makes it til the end of the month.

And I still say Northam hangs on just because he wants to, which is really gonna fuck them all over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

Kamala just signaled that it's game on. And yes, "credible" can be used once again.
------------------------
I think the Dems are concerned that their new Blue State won't stay Blue in 2020. The Law Firm of Coonman, Poonman, and Coonman is not playing well so they need to change the actors.

I am also trying to figure out if the Dems (Clintons?) are paying or promising positions to second tier players to deny certain states are in play in the Dem primary much like the Bushies did with their 16 candidates in 2016. Deep State is getting old for Clinton Embeds. Use it or loose it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (2LelM)

271 Reciprocity? You mean like cash?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM (3sjI6)
+++++++++
That's what I call it. Ain't no law against "reciprocity" - so I think I'm safe if I get busted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)

272 258 Wow, TJM,

that's a lot of prancing today. Is there something you'd like to share with the Horde?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (d7Ww2)

==============

"NO!!!!"

*pauses*

*looks around*

*prances in the field*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (ANN96)

273 That is a super strange notion. Do Naomi Klein Jews (aka Not Really Jews) know much about their traditions?
Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (81uw/)

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That's my thought - she knows some Jewish cocktail party person who hasn't been to synagogue in forty years, and who remembered there's some controversy among rabbis as to whether or not Hell is an actual place or just a concept, and drunkenly conflated something.

It's not something you'd just dream up out of nowhere. Someone, probably "Jewish," must have told her this nonsense, and since she wanted to believe it at that very moment, verified nothing.

Because journalists are really thorough, doncha know?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)

274 TRUMP:
Net Oil ExporterPlummeting Unemployment across the boardEconomic Growth through the roof

PELOSI:
WATCH HER CLAP!!!!!!!

Posted by: Annie Karni at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

275 250 I'm not joking when I ask:

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xyung)

Light a match. If the fire turns blue, she's around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

276 Trump - Jan 2020 "no one has seen RBG in over a year - I think she's dead."

Media Fact Checkers: "No one could or should fact check that!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (32YRo)

277 sickening smell originating from the bag lady sitting behind him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 04:27 PM (+U5w+)

Ben Gay and Anal Eze does have a disturbing air about it......
Posted by: Sponge


Never mix up the Ben Gay and the PoliGrip.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (eDmrZ)

278 243
Actual photo of RBG taking a brisk stroll through Georgetown:



https://tinyurl.com/yc2dgjnc

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

++++++++++++

#X-FilesTheme


Tubular Bells.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (T6t7i)

279 Anonymous White Male,, jerk. not that there is anything wrong with cash, but maybe the adage do unto others as you want done to you.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (gLMhO)

280 Actually, retarded people are capable of contributing to society. These people are far less capable than that.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (xeeHA)

281 over 100, so O/T from Earlier:

What self respecting man orders an Appletini? The bartender should break a stool over your head just for asking. Maybe steal your man purse or messenger bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)

Not for nothing, but I saw the Rock, when he was still a wrestler, come into Mortons in Charlotte after a Monday night RAW and he ordered one of those. and a big damn steak.

and he was a really nice, low key guy too. great tipper as a bonus.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (8D42x)

282 Nancy Lugosi looking confused and shuffling papers and giving the impression that she didn't know where she was like totally owned Trump. Only by acting completely senile could she show Orange Man Bad

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (OLCnA)

283 Despite myths about the pay gap, young women often
out-earn young men in the same or similar positions now. To use the
Left's word, this will be "problematic."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I've said this before--and yeah it's purely anecdotal--but you couldn't have said this 20 years ago, but of all the young couples I know, the female out earns the male.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

284 When is that Q bastard going to get off his ass and wipe out all these liberal heathens?

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (Bwqq4)

285

I'm not joking when I ask:

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?


No, thank God.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (HaL55)

286 Thought:

We get to 100 comments in a few minutes these days.

Should the OT bar now be 200 comments?

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (ANN96)

287 Harbor Seals don't have the rotating hips in order to clap. You're thinking California Sea Lion.

Posted by: San Fran Grand Nan Clapping Back at you Sea Lion at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (EATOD)

288 -
--
32 special is a rifle cartridge similar to the 30-30.
Posted by: irright at February 07, 2019 04:30 PM

Since the request was for small reviews of (small) calibers, let's not obsess over small details, m'kay?
Posted by: .32 S&W and .32 ACP at February 07, 2019 04:33 PM

Small details are all I have

Posted by: irright at February 07, 2019 04:36 PM (pMGkg)

289 Sorry, I confused 'heaven' with 'paying retail.'

Posted by: Annie Karni at February 07, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

290 Chk chk that's the sound of me racking my 12 gauge Riot gun. Even a psychopath puckers when he hears that. I will take.00 buck over any of your Dirty Harry calibers.

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 04:36 PM (5yqyH)

291 The scariest thing is that she may be Jewish because Karni can be a Jewish name.

Posted by: Avi at February 07, 2019 04:36 PM (hDLaM)

292 all one can hope is she does a return.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:36 PM (gLMhO)

293 284 When is that Q bastard going to get off his ass and wipe out all these liberal heathens?
Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (Bwqq4)

===========

Objection:

Q created the liberal bastards because he likes messing with humanity and we are in the middle of a very long trial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:36 PM (ANN96)

294 "Clap once if you saw Nancy Pelosi's two hands steal the #SOTU show."

I'm embarrassed for you, CNN. Big Lies are good, but there is a limit.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (6eEQ+)

295 285


I'm not joking when I ask:

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?

No, thank God.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (HaL55)

Do you think she can get out of bed on her own?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (ymnmz)

296 "Because knowing empowers us.
Knowing helps us decide.
Knowing keeps us free."


But knowing how to code makes you squeal like a pig.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (t6MX/)

297 Has anyone seen Hillary lately?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xyung)

Light a match. If the fire turns blue, she's around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK

She's staying out of public view, but she's probably directing a lot of "the Resistance."

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

298 I think Trump gave her a fake speech. She was rustling those papers to try to follow along.



But she looked like a fool, so, winning!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (sy5kK)

299 The hotties from the high school dance and cheer squads who didn't go to college all work as dental assistants. Which is why divorce lawyers have such nice teeth.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (25Dt7)

300 73 Ha! Kamela Harris has come out and said that Fairfax needs to be investigated, because the accusation "reads as a credible account".

Story about Beto drunken groping incident in 3...2..1

Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (32YRo)

301 Thought:

We get to 100 comments in a few minutes these days.

Should the OT bar now be 200 comments?

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (ANN96)
+++++++++
I use my judgement. I won't go OT before 100, but I'll wait longer if things are still on-topic. I use 100 as the minimum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)

302 Twitter - Dumpster fire.

However, has been a useful tool exposing the ignorance of the formerly purported "Smart Set"

Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2019 04:37 PM (ySZHT)

303 Does Obamacare cover Nan's clap?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (ymnmz)

304 "What self respecting man orders an Appletini?"

I was in a biker bar last night and it was the kind of place where you don't even ask about wine, my preferred drink. So I had a Corona Gold.

Mancard in jeopardy?

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (Bwqq4)

305 164 Oh and my dog Logan better be allowed entrance through the Pearly Gates.

Yes, I'm serious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK


I think dogs and cats will outnumber people in Heaven. Not that that's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (xjiRE)

306 I'm sure the response to the snark about these idiotic incorrect statesments was 'but still....'

Narcissistic ignoramuses can never admit they're wrong. Even after they surrender in the face of overwhelming evidence , they walk away thinking they are still right.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (ajJoO)

307 Should the OT bar now be 200 comments?

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (ANN96)

-------

Splitter. Reactionary. Wrecker.

Burn the witch!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

308 Naw, that black woman didn't tell me about being raped by that black man and anyway some of my best friends are black people.

Posted by: Mark Warner at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (hjaPQ)

309 Nanzi is all clapped out.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (2LelM)

310 307
Splitter. Reactionary. Wrecker.

Burn the witch!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

=============

Hey...

I'm a member of the Judean People's Front.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (ANN96)

311 286 Thought:

We get to 100 comments in a few minutes these days.

Should the OT bar now be 200 comments?

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (ANN96)




At one time, Hot Air thought this way. Now look at them. Or not.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (sy5kK)

312 Discuss.

200 comments anything goes but that never stopped anyone before. I count myself in that btw.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (dUJdY)

313
I'm not joking when I ask:

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?

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That "Evening with the Clintons" tour is still a thing on the internet, but they canceled their most recent event late 2018 because of -- a shooting, whatever, can't remember.

Everything else is still supposedly on, next event April 11. I don't see how they maintain any momentum until then. Maybe a few outliers of the MSM will cover it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (13CQC)

314
We get to 100 comments in a few minutes these days.

Should the OT bar now be 200 comments?

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM (ANN96)

I agree, BUT we need to include the absence of the wall of shame , for overtelling .

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (gLMhO)

315 What self respecting man orders an Appletini?"

That's what JD on Scrubs always ordered.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (ajJoO)

316 The Pelosi mocking golf clap image is a perfect example of the unwritten rules being ignored. In the past they'd have politely applauded or sat stonefaced, but she had to go the extra mile and try to do a sneering satirical gesture. Because they've abandoned all sense of polite and adult behavior. And ok, if that's the world you want, that's the world you get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)

317 I suspect that half the tards in the MSM would have praised Pelosi if at some point she had leaned forward and stuck her fingers down her throat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 07, 2019 04:40 PM (ZqRa6)

318 Democrat Media Complex: Make America Grim Again.

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 07, 2019 04:40 PM (opUHt)

319
Poll: Just 13 percent want 'Medicare for all' if it means end of private insurance

Bernie: "Tough sh*t, we're doing it!"

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 04:40 PM (G0vdT)

320 -
--
I'm not joking when I ask:

Has anyone seen Hillary lately?

----------------------------

So you're saying they are trying to fit the Hillbot into an RBG chassis?

Posted by: irright at February 07, 2019 04:40 PM (pMGkg)

321 Anonymous White Male,, jerk. not that there is anything wrong with cash, but maybe the adage do unto others as you want done to you.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:34 PM (gLMhO)

Oh, I'm pretty sure your man would be happy to pleasure you orally.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 07, 2019 04:41 PM (3sjI6)

322 317 I suspect that half the tards in the MSM would have praised Pelosi if at some point she had leaned forward and stuck her fingers down her throat.

She would have gotten extra props for that...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:41 PM (O2RFr)

323 303 Does Obamacare cover Nan's clap?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (ymnmz)



Yes, but there is a $10,000 deductible.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:41 PM (sy5kK)

324 Nanzi was smirking. And she's Catholic. Where are the Indians?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)

325 315 What self respecting man orders an Appletini?"

That's what JD on Scrubs always ordered.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (ajJoO)

See...he said 'self respecting'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

326 Beer makes me gassy!

Posted by: Alan Harper at February 07, 2019 04:41 PM (SkuXa)

327 From the abortion article:
CNN: Can any woman simply choose to have an abortion late in her pregnancy?
Levy: Abortion later in pregnancy is a very complex decision and, often, a very emotional one....

===========================
It's a yes/no question. So, the answer must be "Yes", but they won't say that.

Posted by: Deep lorable at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (yDxHh)

328
Previous thread:
Probably short ammo reviews to start. What do you think?
Posted by: Weasel

---------

Damned fine idea. It's about time we got some attention.
Posted by: .22 & .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM

This.
Posted by: .40 Short & Weak Cotillion



.44 Special FTW!
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (eDmrZ)





Hi fellas! You talking about shootin'??

Posted by: .41 Action Express, butting in at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (veoSD)

329 I'm sure the response to the snark about these idiotic incorrect statesments was 'but still....'

Well sure, because the point of all this "fact checking" isn't about facts, truth, or reporting. Its about getting in a fresh zinger that people talk about, its about having the best hot take that people quote and going viral.

Look at that CNN "news report" on how great San Fran Nan is for her mocking applause. That's not news, it has nothing to do with news. Its blatantly celebratory, its adulation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

330

I was in a biker bar last night and it was the kind of place where you
don't even ask about wine, my preferred drink. So I had a Corona Gold.



Mancard in jeopardy?


If you got a shot along with it, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (HaL55)

331 "There is little made of the afterlife in Judaism only that after the
Messiah comes the righteous will return to live on Earth in paradise." primordial

my understanding was that the OT only revealed that much, and the whole Christianity period (age of grace) was hidden (for had the princes of this world known, they would not have crucified the Lord of Glory).

But yeah, not all Jews believe the same, like we perfect Christians do. (yes, sarcasm). I told the Jewish family member there was an afterlife in Judaism, he disagreed, referred me to his rabbi. And I know there are some Jewish theologians that do believe, and it seems David believed he would see his lost son again (in paradise, iirc).


I'm content believing there is a resurrection of the just, for just people even now, that are not Christian. It would be different than that "gathering together thing", but it is all pretty ethereal to me.


live long and prosper ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

332 324 Nanzi was smirking. And she's Catholic. Where are the Indians?
Posted by: Puddin Head

that bitch needs ex-communication. she's no Catholic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (d7Ww2)

333 Bernie: "Tough sh*t, we're doing it!"

Shove it up your wrinkled old ass, you fucking commie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (dUJdY)

334 327 From the abortion article:
CNN: Can any woman simply choose to have an abortion late in her pregnancy?
Levy: Abortion later in pregnancy is a very complex decision and, often, a very emotional one....

===========================
It's a yes/no question. So, the answer must be "Yes", but they won't say that.
Posted by: Deep lorable at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (yDxHh)

============

Reads like they need a lesson on the difference between the words "can" and "does".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (ANN96)

335 Thought:
We get to 100 comments in a few minutes these days.
Should the OT bar now be 200 comments?
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 07, 2019 04:35 PM


A nic, AoSHQ commenter. A moron barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him or her, or however xim identifies. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic commenter. AoSHQ commenters will be that commenter. Better than xhe was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (DMUuz)

336 Ace- Hope your working on something on this Green New Deal law the Socialists are aspiring on.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (/rm4P)

337 So baseball's 'disabled list' will no longer be called the disabled list.

Because it 'offends' disabled people.

Tell me again when the National Divorce gets here?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (yTfbH)

338 It's a yes/no question. So, the answer must be "Yes"

Yeah, if they stonewall and start throwing out a wall of words, then the answer is "Yes, but I don't want to say it."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (39g3+)

339 Nancy looked like a trained seal with her ridiculous clapping.
Someone should do a meme of Trump throwing her a fish.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (hECVl)

340 Wasn't that an an Assault Clap? Secret Service should've tackled her, I think. Trump really dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (6eEQ+)

341

I wipe my ass on 100 comments!

Posted by: Not Gay Gabe Who Lurks at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (n2qRY)

342 If you got a shot along with it, no.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (HaL55)

dammit.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (Bwqq4)

343 While I will admit that San Fran Nan's Mr. Ed imitation was mildly humorous, Trump, the cancer survivor, the Holocaust survivor and the veterans were the stars of the show.

Nan and the Nones in White Satin were merely extras.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (p0nVR)

344 305 164 Oh and my dog Logan better be allowed entrance through the Pearly Gates.

Yes, I'm serious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK

I think dogs and cats will outnumber people in Heaven. Not that that's a bad thing.
Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (xjiRE)

They aren't people, but dogs at least have a lot in common with humans, just with most of the bullshit missing. They are both a mirror and a friend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

345 334 327 From the abortion article:
CNN: Can any woman simply choose to have an abortion late in her pregnancy?
Levy: Abortion later in pregnancy is a very complex decision and, often, a very emotional one....


Later in a pregnancy they can do a C-section or induce labor... Doing an abortion in the 9th month is ridiculous...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (O2RFr)

346 Claims adjusting used to be 95% men doing the job in and out of the office. That's what award Cleaver's job was.

Now it's 90% women doing the work by phone and assigning outside work to various vendors.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (ajJoO)

347 Men fall to pieces in the presence of my clap.

Posted by: Nazi Palsi at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (hjaPQ)

348 Green New Deal:
We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.


"farting cows and airplanes"

I seem to remember that the rockets in Flash Gordon (Buster Crabbe) tended to "fart" from time to time, but I've never seen a "farting airplane" that didn't fall out of the sky in due course.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (QkjLD)

349 The Pelosi mocking golf clap image is a perfect example of the unwritten rules being ignored. In the past they'd have politely applauded or sat stonefaced, but she had to go the extra mile and try to do a sneering satirical gesture. Because they've abandoned all sense of polite and adult behavior. And ok, if that's the world you want, that's the world you get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)

And they think it's okay because Trump said "pussy."

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (NFEMn)

350 So Dem women are the mean girls from high school. Have I got that right?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)

351 Has anybody linked to Kyrsten Sinema at the State of the Union? She stood up to applaud for something Trump said, and the Senator from Nevada - Jacky Rosen - stood up and plainly said "Watch your ass"

https://youtu.be/WbE1o2bAfgA

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 07, 2019 04:44 PM (so+oy)

352 At one time, Hot Air thought this way. Now look at them. Or not.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:39 PM (sy5kK)

--------

I'm not privy to their analytics, but I know a little bit about that stuff.

The fact that that website is still selling sufficient ad space to pay their Twitter-obsessed "writers" tells me they're fudging their numbers, I am guessing by using - *quelle horreur* - bots.

Not that it's impossible to have a lot of clicks with that low user engagement, but it's just astonishingly unlikely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)

353 The LA Rams Really gave a sick burn to the The Patriots by losing.

BUUUUURRRRRNNNNN!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (pw+jk)

354
They're not stupid. They are dishonest and deceptive.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (q19mL)

355
Wait a minute. I would assume the female Labor Participation Rate -- optimal for females - would be ZERO percent.

* scratches head in wonder *

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (jYje5)

356 Aagghh. I watched that WaPo video on the assumption that it was a parody of the WaPo video. It was not!

Posted by: m at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (qo4Jk)

357 Stonybrook Professor of Economics and Public Policy Stephanie Kelton explains it all:


Stephanie Kelton
@StephanieKelton
Q: Can we afford a #GreenNewDeal?
A: Yes. The federal government can afford to buy whatever is for sale in its own currency.

-
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything thats wonderful is sure to come your way
when Green Dream's here to stay.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

358 illinek I think you are talking of atid lavo or olam haba?

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (gLMhO)

359 Nanzi was smirking. And she's Catholic. Where are the Indians?
Posted by: Puddin Head

that bitch needs ex-communication. she's no Catholic.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------------------------

I believe she's already been told that she can't take Communion. Not far enough, but it's something.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (ffYR/)

360 If you got a shot along with it, no.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (HaL55)

Now I know why the 5' 2'' jam host guitarist was staggering around with a shot in his hand all night.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (Bwqq4)

361 Posted by: .41 Action Express, butting in at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM

I always enjoy it when you drop in.

Posted by: 9 x 19 mm at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (DMUuz)

362

That "Evening with the Clintons" tour is still a thing on the internet,
but they canceled their most recent event late 2018 because of -- a
shooting, whatever, can't remember.

Everything else is still
supposedly on, next event April 11. I don't see how they maintain any
momentum until then. Maybe a few outliers of the MSM will cover it.


Have those grifters ever held one? I haven't heard about any of them. And you know we'd hear about them if they held one. Endlessly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (HaL55)

363 351 Has anybody linked to Kyrsten Sinema at the State of the Union? She stood up to applaud for something Trump said, and the Senator from Nevada - Jacky Rosen - stood up and plainly said "Watch your ass"


Looking at Jacky I bet she wants a piece of that ass

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:45 PM (O2RFr)

364 What the Democrats wearing white didn't know or think about

http://tinyurl.com/ya8cpunl

The Suffragettes were pro-life and very strongly anti-abortion. Susan B Anthony for example called abortion "child murder" and "infanticide." Which, you know, it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)

365 304 "What self respecting man orders an Appletini?"

I was in a biker bar last night and it was the kind of place where you don't even ask about wine, my preferred drink. So I had a Corona Gold.

Mancard in jeopardy?
Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:38 PM (Bwqq4)

Eh. When in Rome...

Unless it's your home turf, you're in someone else turf in a biker bar. Unless you feel like pulling your dick out and putting it on the table, blending is never a bad idea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

366 The clap for you!


The clap for you!


More clap for you!

Posted by: Oprelosi at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (t6MX/)

367 "337
So baseball's 'disabled list' will no longer be called the disabled list.



Because it 'offends' disabled people.



Tell me again when the National Divorce gets here?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2019 04:43 PM (yTfbH)"
...
Sooner than most think. Most likely fed causes are a couple of years or more out, but a bunch of state .gov's seem dead set on kicking things off early.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (eAshZ)

368

I hope the Great Apes are admitted to Heaven.

After being accidentally admitted and before being caught they will give me cover for my poo flinging.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (n2qRY)

369 Honestly, these people are more delusional than most serial killers.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (jBMZ4)

370
We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.

Non farting cows are still cool though.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (TAmPV)

371 That "Evening with the Clintons" tour is still a thing on the internet, but they canceled their most recent event late 2018 because of -- a shooting, whatever, can't remember.

They mercifully cancelled the Sugar Land (SW Houston) show when they could give tickets away and blamed it on G.H.W. Bush funeral. Haven't heard anything else about.

It was still a go the day before but the stories of the tickets priced originally at $600 couldn't bring $6 were killer. It was kind of sad and amusing at the same time.

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (XTiHL)

372 I don t know why Botox bothers to clap at all. She could just clack her dentures.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (pGS57)

373 couldn't

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (XTiHL)

374 Why don't they fact check this "Green New Deal?"
It is so absurd I have to suspect it is a joke. If it isn't, I was giving the left far too much credit. These people are legit retarded.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xeeHA)


It's like a Onion parody! There's half a page devoted to union jobs and organized labor! It's fucking laugh out loud funny in some parts!

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (q177U)

375 351 Has anybody linked to Kyrsten Sinema at the State of the Union? She stood up to applaud for something Trump said, and the Senator from Nevada - Jacky Rosen - stood up and plainly said "Watch your ass"


Looking at Jacky I bet she wants a piece of that ass
Posted by: It's me donna
.........

Well she is cute.. a lefty.. but I might ignore that briefly...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (so+oy)

376 Interested readers on Jewish notions of Heaven are referred to the compilation of Jewish Pseudepigraphia "Legends of the Jews" by Louis Ginsberg (a cousin of Ahad ha'am, IIRC) in which they will not only find a topography of the afterlife, but a menu and even a playlist for the party. Alternatively, and more recently and accessibly, see Eli Weisel's "Souls on Fire", concerning the Hasidic masters of eastern and central Europe.

The Jewish version of heaven and its inhabitants is elaborated at length in an ecstatic, lyrical literature of deep insight. A Jew who is so ignorant of it as to deny its existence is starved and stunted, severed from a gorgeous patrimony.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (CPk08)

377 So obvious Nancy did not know what to do with herself, only came up short on sticking out her tongue at Trump. This is all the bitter reaction to the very public junket cancellation. She is in a tizzy. Look for more of her zany behaviors now that the left has committed to honoring her outbursts as fantastic.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (Kcf2u)

378 Nancy's dementia is getting worse.

Other than in an RGB state, she won't be around come NOV 2020.

Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (GL/05)

379 100 comments was always more of a guideline than a rule.

Posted by: Captain Barbossa at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (DMUuz)

380 I don t know why Botox bothers to clap at all. She could just clack her dentures.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (pGS57)
+++++++++
There was a lot of that going on. She needs some Fixodent or Poligrip.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)

381 So, OT, but still nothing definitive on RBG's health situation?

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

382 Kitty

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (5yqyH)

383 Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

If you recall the New Testament, Sadducees did not believe in an afterlife and tried to trick Jesus with a question about the afterlife.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (ajJoO)

384 Unless you feel like pulling your dick out and putting it on the table, blending is never a bad idea.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (bcbK

Luckily, as usual I was the only bassist so I stayed on stage most of time. That and my ZZ TOP tee kept me golden.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (Bwqq4)

385 It was still a go the day before but the stories of
the tickets priced originally at $600 couldn't bring $6 were killer. It
was kind of sad and amusing at the same time.

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM (XTiHL)

If you could bring your "Bill is a rapist!" signs and a buddy to film it, it might be worth $12.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (t6MX/)

386

Now I know why the 5' 2'' jam host guitarist was staggering around with a shot in his hand all night.

Bikers won't generally applaud you. But if they like you, you will be completely smashed halfway through the second set from all the shots they'll buy you.

25 years playing in biker bars here. I've seen things...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (HaL55)

387 I would have been more impressed if Nancy clapped her tits. And the sound was microphones through the chamber.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (jBMZ4)

388 Has anybody linked to Kyrsten Sinema at the State of the Union? She stood up to applaud for something Trump said, and the Senator from Nevada - Jacky Rosen - stood up and plainly said "Watch your ass"


There's a better way to say it than to get caught on national tv saying it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (eDmrZ)

389 Damned fine idea. It's about time we got some attention.

Posted by: .22 .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM


Seriously.

Posted by: The .25 ACP at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (p+Wdc)

390 So baseball's 'disabled list' will no longer be called the disabled list.

Are you fucking kidding? My last refuge and they want to ruin it. Pray tell.. what are they calling the injured players that can't play?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (dUJdY)

391 Stephanie Kelton

@StephanieKelton

Q: Can we afford a #GreenNewDeal?

A: Yes. The federal government can afford to buy whatever is for sale in its own currency.

=====
PPPPLLLLLLL FFFFFTTTTTTT BBBBARRRRAPPP BRP BRP PLUUUUUUDDDDD

Posted by: Unicorn Fart at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (pw+jk)

392 What would have been a killer is if Nanzi pushed her dentures out at Trump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (2LelM)

393 It never ceases to amaze how people this utterly retarded are so materially successful.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

Are they successful? Until last week, a whole bunch of pasty-faced girls thought they ran the internet world, add now, they're learning to code.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (XROPS)

394 Congressional clapper caper.

Posted by: Miklos McMahon at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (zCyNd)

395 I'm pretty sure you get issued a new dirt bike when you get to Heaven. and your dogs are there. and they can talk.

Posted by: x at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (nFwvY)

396 How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate 1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)

397 The Suffragettes were pro-life and very strongly anti-abortion. Susan B Anthony for example called abortion "child murder" and "infanticide." Which, you know, it is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:46 PM

Yes. And they correctly foresaw that abortion would make women the enemies of their own children.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (/+bwe)

398 LOL Marvel/Disney has announced that Captain Marvel will not be on any streaming sources except for Disney's own service.

So, I guess they really don't want people to watch it all that much -- or would rather they pirate it.

This isn't literally AOC but... it may as well be a mockery of her.

https://youtu.be/RGsQES_OdrQ

Seriously, this is years before she was anything but a tawdry barkeeper but its a dead on mockery of her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (39g3+)

399 New Green Deal - Democrats racing Muzzies to get back to the 7th Century

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (/rm4P)

400 381 So, OT, but still nothing definitive on RBG's health situation?
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

She watched the entire Ring cycle in one sitting and then went clubbing for the rest of the night. Drank everybody under the table!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

401 @StephanieKelton

Q: Can we afford a #GreenNewDeal?

A: Yes. The federal government can afford to buy whatever is for sale in its own currency.

=====
PPPPLLLLLLL FFFFFTTTTTTT BBBBARRRRAPPP BRP BRP PLUUUUUUDDDDD
Posted by: Unicorn Fart at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++++
I'm gonna wander off and weep for the future. Enjoy your afternoon/evening, folks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)

402 Are you fucking kidding? My last refuge and they want to ruin it. Pray tell.. what are they calling the injured players that can't play?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (dUJdY)

Yep it's bullshit. Baseball and hockey were so far fairly immune from the tyrant PC crap. I guess no more.

It's now the 'injured list.'

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (yTfbH)

403 Darth Randall: "Nan and the Nones in White Satin were merely extras."

Pelosi was the sheepherder of props. She led a herd of "strongly independent women" all dressed in wool white to safe spaces.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (6eEQ+)

404 381 So, OT, but still nothing definitive on RBG's health situation?
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)
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Nope. She made the phantom appearance and then nada.

I mean she was looking "Glam". Why nothing else. Crazy, right?

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (G0vdT)

405 What would have been a killer is if Nanzi pushed her dentures out at Trump.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (2LelM)


That was scary as hell when she did that in Alien.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (t+qrx)

406 @StephanieKelton

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Jumpin' jehosefat. She's an economist. She knows this is insane.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

407 They really would have been praising Pelosi if she started filing her nails.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (ajJoO)

408 She watched the entire Ring cycle in one sitting and then went clubbing for the rest of the night. Drank everybody under the table!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (RD7QR)

Damn. That old bird is out of control.

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

409 There was a lot of that going on. She needs some Fixodent or Poligrip.
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You know they make screw in teeth these days. Maybe Nanzi doesn't have enough jaw bone left to install them?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (2LelM)

410 And what's up with all wearing the same color. Even in high school that was cheesy.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (jBMZ4)

411 Nanzi was smirking. And she's Catholic.

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Nancy Pelosi

@SpeakerPelosi
We have a moral responsibility to protect God's creation for generations to come. That is why today, we named members to the Select Committee on the Climate Crisis. #ActOnClimate

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Infants need not apply.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)

412 Democracy Laughs at the Dumbness

Posted by: csmats at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (X5VFN)

413 Luckily, as usual I was the only bassist so I stayed on stage most of time.
Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM


If you're up there when the others aren't, that only means one thing.

And they didn't run from the bass solo, it says something about bikers!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (DMUuz)

414 381 So, OT, but still nothing definitive on RBG's health situation?
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:48 PM (a0IVu)

Nope, but whoever is posting the Justice Kagan updates everyday deserves a platinum membership.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (yTfbH)

415 How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW
of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square
foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate
1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California
is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2
California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)

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And those solar panels would have to replaced every ten years and constantly cleaned all the time. But sure Unicorn Farts can power the world.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

416 They should change the name to the crippled list since the disabled people don't want to use it any more.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (ajJoO)

417
Stephanie Kelton
@StephanieKelton
Q: Can we afford a #GreenNewDeal?
A: Yes. The federal government can afford to buy whatever is for sale in its own currency.


That dickface AmishDude used to be good for slapping around these "social science" academic frauds.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (q19mL)

418 So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

go long on candles

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (XTiHL)

419 Nope. She made the phantom appearance and then nada.

I mean she was looking "Glam". Why nothing else. Crazy, right?
Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (G0vdT)

We will know soon enough when they start up their session...end of this month?

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

420 So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)

Is that on a 24/24 hour exposure basis or 8/24 hour exposure basis?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (t6MX/)

421 25 years playing in biker bars here. I've seen things...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM (HaL55)

Yep, actually those guys tend to be cool with musicians and I always get on well with them (similar years for me). One huge guy ran into me and grabbed me so I didn't go down. I just said, "Shit, come to biker bar and look what happens." He got a kick out of it and all was good.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (Bwqq4)

422 Tomorrow evening at the Tacoma Dome (largest continuous wooden roof in the world!), Michelle Obama is making her only Puget Sound area appearance!


There are about 25,000 seats in the seating configuration they are using.

It is sold out.


Stubhub says the "get-in" ticket, top row, far back, is $56. "Best value" is $80, and is in the 100 level, about 2/3 back from the stage.

"Best seat available" is only $264, on the floor in the middle, but hurry, because the next best pair of seats are $498.


The "special visit with Michelle" cost $3,098, and was sold out long ago.



nurse rached has said to me more than once, "I don't think those of the Horde realize how far behind enemy lines we are here."


nurse rached is a smart woman.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (sy5kK)

423 @SpeakerPelosi
We have a moral responsibility to protect God's creation for generations to come. That is why today, we named members to the Select Committee on the Climate Crisis. #ActOnClimate

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Infants need not apply.

What a phony POS Pelosi is... I only hope there really is a hell, because she will certainly be in it.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (O2RFr)

424 Ocasio-Cortez to NPR: "For every $1 invested in infrastructure we get $6 back."

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Wow! How can we afford to not do this?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)

425 PPPPLLLLLLL FFFFFTTTTTTT BBBBARRRRAPPP BRP BRP PLUUUUUUDDDDD
Posted by: Unicorn Fart at February 07, 2019 04:49 PM


Did you preface that with "Pull my horn"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (DMUuz)

426 Truth Dies at the Washington Post

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (uGHnY)

427 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 04:47 PM (CPk0

The Hassidim are followers of Kabbalah, which is not strictly canonical. They are into mysticism, but mysticism was never that big of a thing in Judaism. Judaism was concerned, first and foremost, with actions today. Judaism cared little for the motivations. It was the actions that were important. This is due, in large part, to the fact that Judaism is both a religion and a political ideology (though the political aspects of Jewish Law are only to rule in Israel and only apply to Jews - they are not part of, or imposed on, anyone else, which is a good part of why Judaism has always been anti-proselytizing). Judaism was constructed for a nation-state (the first abstract one, as it were) and was open to all who accepted its premises and laws.

Mysticism in Judaism tended to come much later, after Christianity was already long established (with the afterlife being the concentration of Christianity and politics not being any part of it). Jews felt left out with all the cool mystical stuff going on and decided to get in on the action. But Kabbalistic notions are not strictly Jewish notions.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (PNUbZ)

428 Imagine the joy when your child was born. Now imagine someone saying, OK you can now kill my child". I would shoot them first. It would be the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (jBMZ4)

429
How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate 1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM


Nice. I love math. I love to attempt to find the actual math involved in all the 'latest and greatest' attempts to sell me energy-saving stuff. You know how I know it's bullshit? They won't give you actual numbers to work from.

"Shut up," they explain.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (jYje5)

430 406 @StephanieKelton

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Jumpin' jehosefat. She's an economist. She knows this is insane.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

Ask two economists a question and you'll get 4 answers....and usually a 5th actual outcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (bcbK8)

431 Things I learned watching Alien 3: All it takes to suck a huge monster through a 1 inch hole is 14.7 psi.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (pGS57)

432 So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)

The Federal Govt. actually funded a study of how much of the US would have to be used for algae farming in order to completely replace oil with algae-based fuels.

Answer: a lot.

Posted by: Miklos. seeing green at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (zCyNd)

433 If I was gonna order a drink for some other dude in a bar, it would have to be the most ridiculous, silly drink they had, one of those cocktails with the burger sticking out of it and a donut on the straw, a slice of pizza, sparklers, etc. Something you can't actually drink but makes everyone laugh their head off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)

434 How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate 1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)


And every panel would need to be replaced every 20 years.

Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (IXZGh)

435 Did you preface that with "Pull my horn"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


So y'all are plagiarists now?

Posted by: justin fairfax at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (ykYG2)

436 We will know soon enough when they start up their session...end of this month?
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (a0IVu)
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Actually next Friday is first conference after break. I don't expect to see her.

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

437 The green new deal means and end to fossil fuels which means an end to air travel. How will the hoitie toities get to Davis? Will no one think of the hoitie toities?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (gC2IV)

438 Levy: Abortion later in pregnancy is a very complex decision and, often, a very emotional one....


OFTEN?!? Only a total ghoul would abort their child in the 9th month without emotion.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (XROPS)

439 Or was it the 4th one? I ferget.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (pGS57)

440 "Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (PNUbZ)"

Ok so that was truly interesting. Thank you.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (jBMZ4)

441 Did anyone see the components of the New Green Deal. It's lunacy. An someone the comments over at the Daily Mail noted that Brandon Straka-"Walk Away" is thinking of running against her next time she comes up . That would be great!

https://tinyurl.com/y9azooby

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (AllCR)

442 396 How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate 1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)


So you are saying that if we want to fight them, we have to learn math?

Posted by: Horde regulars at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

443 All of MS 13 has the divine spark of divinity... except those GD babies. Those babies are evil and have to be murdered.

I forget exactly what verse in the Bible it is in, because I read the Bible every night and I just haven't found it but I know it is in there.

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (pw+jk)

444 432 So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.

No because they are gonna take all our cars, make us ride public transit and herd us all into tenements in little rooms...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (O2RFr)

445 Interested readers on Jewish notions of Heaven are referred to the compilation of Jewish Pseudepigraphia "Legends of the Jews" by Louis Ginsberg (a cousin of Ahad ha'am, IIRC) in which they will not only find a topography of the afterlife, but a menu and even a playlist for the party. Alternatively, and more recently and accessibly, see Eli Weisel's "Souls on Fire", concerning the Hasidic masters of eastern and central Europe.

The Jewish version of heaven and its inhabitants is elaborated at length in an ecstatic, lyrical literature of deep insight. A Jew who is so ignorant of it as to deny its existence is starved and stunted, severed from a gorgeous patrimony.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 04:47

This is a frickin beautiful post - but I hate it because you tricked me into more books!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (/+bwe)

446 Things I learned watching Alien 3: All it takes to suck a huge monster through a 1 inch hole is 14.7 psi.

They keep doing that in movies, too. I know its cinematic and exciting but its idiotic. The worst example of it was in the first Agents of SHEESH where they entire plane was going to die because a door was popped off, and they saved everyone with AN INFLATABLE RUBBER RAFT. Because you know, they're the zenith of durability and have edges like glue. You'll get sucked through a hole the size of a BB but a raft can stop a doorway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (39g3+)

447 Or was it the 4th one? I ferget.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (pGS57)


Yeah, Resurrection. Really not a good movie in any sense.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (t+qrx)

448 We have a moral responsibility to protect God's creation for generations to come.
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Notice how often the bitch frames issues in religious or theological terms lately? I think she knows they have a big, big problem with people of faith.

Yuge.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (hjaPQ)

449 yeah, Ginsberg is my go-to on mediaeval Jewish legends.

Posted by: justin fairfax at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (ykYG2)

450 so more women are working than ever ... but labor participation rate peaked in 2000.


So eight years of Obama didn't help women?

And Trump's statement was correct.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

451 How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate 1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)
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That's not a problem for the left, they'll have us living in huts. See, energy reduction is easy!

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

452 If I was gonna order a drink for some other dude in a bar, it would have to be the most ridiculous, silly drink they had, one of those cocktails with the burger sticking out of it and a donut on the straw, a slice of pizza, sparklers, etc. Something you can't actually drink but makes everyone laugh their head off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)

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Cotton Candy Vodka. Pink.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (ffYR/)

453 203 Watching Nanzi clapping at the SOTU, I knew I saw that before.

Nicole Kidman at the Oscars.

Posted by: slowdown at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (E+yET)

454 The bright side of covering California twice in solar panels is they would all die from lack of sun and water and food. Maybe AOC has something here?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (2LelM)

455
Nancy Pelosi's strange mouth movements are not that strange when you realize it's a side effect of the dementia medication she is on.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (jYje5)

456 How about this fact check. The US consumes 4000 TW of electricity per year. A typical solar panel generates 10w per square foot. It would take 360000 square miles of solar panels to generate 1000TW of power, 1/4 of our annual consumption. The state of California is 163000 square miles. So we would need to cover the equivalent of 2 California's in solar panels to generate 1/4 of our energy needs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 04:50 PM (dNzKv)

And every panel would need to be replaced every 20 years.
Posted by: Sponge


And their disposal is as toxic, if not more toxic, than nuclear waste.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (eDmrZ)

457


Luckily, as usual I was the only bassist so I stayed on stage most of time.
Been there, done that. A lot.

Once, I was the only drummer that showed up at a jam. I didn't get off the stage for 2 hours and 45 minutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (HaL55)

458 So, OT, but still nothing definitive on RBG's health situation?

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She's stable. Generalissimo Francisco Franco stable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

459

"Before you judge "late-term abortion," doctors want you to really understand what it is: https://cnn.it/2Dgepl8"

ITS A LOCAL NEWS STORY

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (KQN0V)

460

You dumb bastards, we can run generators to power flood lights over the solar panels so they work at night too!

Flyover sister fvckers...

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (n2qRY)

461 off rapey sock

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (ykYG2)

462

Stephanie Kelton
@StephanieKelton
Q: Can we afford a #GreenNewDeal?
A: Yes. The federal government can afford to buy whatever is for sale in its own currency.



I posit there is not a single economics "professor" in the world today that could successfully run a lemonade stand.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (q19mL)

463 I forget exactly what verse in the Bible it is in, because I read the Bible every night and I just haven't found it but I know it is in there.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi


"I keep mine next to the bottle of hot sauce in my purse!"
--Hillary Klin-Ton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (39g3+)

464 So you are saying that if we want to fight them, we have to learn math?

Posted by: Horde regulars at February 07, 2019 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

Follow the guy in the propeller beanie and waving the confederate battle slide-rule.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 04:58 PM (t6MX/)

465
Nancy is at the stage of forgetting how to talk. Soon she will progress to the stage of forgetting how to breathe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 04:59 PM (+U5w+)

466 Chris Stigall 1210am has been calling Nancy Pelosi- Sloppy Choppers for a long time.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 04:59 PM (/rm4P)

467 Her obligation to be there for Trump's speech, let alone clap, was rape. But she bravely fought back by clapping in an impolite manner!

Posted by: PG at February 07, 2019 04:59 PM (iqCkn)

468


"Kyrsten Sinema"

I like a chick with balls.

In a sense...

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 07, 2019 04:59 PM (KQN0V)

469 433 If I was gonna order a drink for some other dude in a bar, it would have to be the most ridiculous, silly drink they had, one of those cocktails with the burger sticking out of it and a donut on the straw, a slice of pizza, sparklers, etc. Something you can't actually drink but makes everyone laugh their head off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)

That was one of the funny throwaway jokes in Deadpool 1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (bcbK8)

470 468


"Kyrsten Sinema"

I like a chick with balls.

In a sense...

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 07, 2019 04:59 PM (KQN0V)

She did not wear white for SOTU did she?

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (a0IVu)

471 Old and busted: Snopes' fact checks
The new hotness: Ocasio-Cortez's fart checks

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (ykYG2)

472 And their disposal is as toxic, if not more toxic, than nuclear waste.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (eDmrZ)

Especially stripping out heavy metals.

In twenty years it will be a huge business. That and tattoo removal.

Posted by: Miklos, going long at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (zCyNd)

473 Nancy's done anyway. If Dems lose the majority in 2020 she's out to pasture. Most of the younger members are playing the long game. Self immolation

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (jBMZ4)

474 And when they say we will make more efficient solar panels, capturing 100%of solar energy and converting it to electricity only gets 100w per square foot. So instead of 360000 square miles, we would "only" need 36,000.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (dNzKv)

475 I posit there is not a single economics "professor" in the world today that could successfully run a lemonade stand.

Classic

https://youtu.be/YlVDGmjz7eM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (39g3+)

476 they saved everyone with AN INFLATABLE RUBBER RAFT. Because you know, they're the zenith of durability and have edges like glue.

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A refrigerator saved Indiana Jones from an atom bomb.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (+y/Ru)

477 You dumb bastards, we can run generators to power flood lights over the solar panels so they work at night too!

Flyover sister fvckers...
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix



Nina Pinata.

Because every time she opens her mouth, you want to beat her with a mop handle.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (eDmrZ)

478 re 465: then she can do one of those CPAC cleaner commercials.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (ZqRa6)

479 Perusing the Green New Deal.

Americans love a challenge. This is our moonshot.

When JFK said we'd go to the by the end of the decade, people said
impossible.

Wonder if they left the goal out for a reason?

Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (GL/05)

480

For all you fans of Sinema for not wearing white and occassionally clapping, she wore PINK.

Because of her beloved code pink. And she clapped a couple of times because she ran under the pretense of being a centrist.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (q19mL)

481 Don't worry about the Green new deal. It's just a lefty virtual signaling idea to motivate. They have no intention of implementing it.


Kinda like the GOP's promise to repeal Obamacare.

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (G0vdT)

482 Jumpin' jehosefat. She's an economist. She knows this is insane.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

She's a BARTENDER. She has an economics degree. I have a finance degree...and I'm a mechanic.
She should have stayed with what she knows.

Posted by: Antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (2shuf)

483 I've learned more about Jewish theology in this thread than I have in the last 5 years.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (jBMZ4)

484 That was one of the funny throwaway jokes in Deadpool 1

It almost worked, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

485 Because of her beloved code pink. And she clapped a couple of times because she ran under the pretense of being a centrist.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (q19mL)

She should worn her tube dress and hooker boots.

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

486
I posit there is not a single economics "professor" in the world today that could successfully run a lemonade stand.

Classic

https://youtu.be/YlVDGmjz7eM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Exactly.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:02 PM (q19mL)

487 Notice how often the bitch frames issues in religious or theological terms lately? I think she knows they have a big, big problem with people of faith.

Yuge.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM

I think she knows her end is nigh and she is trying to convince herself that her special sins are okay, instead of repenting.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (/+bwe)

488 She's a BARTENDER. She has an economics degree. I have a finance degree...and I'm a mechanic.
She should have stayed with what she knows.

Posted by: Antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (2shuf)

Her trademark was serving drinks with those plastic eyeballs in them.

Posted by: Miklos, highballin' at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (zCyNd)

489 She did not wear white for SOTU did she?
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 05:00 PM (a0IVu)

That was the House women who were wearing it. The Senate wasn't included.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (AllCR)

490 Once, I was the only drummer that showed up at a jam. I didn't get off the stage for 2 hours and 45 minutes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 04:57 PM (HaL55)

Brutal.

'Prickly heat' comes to mind.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (Bwqq4)

491 Stephanie Kelton
@StephanieKelton
Q: Can we afford a #GreenNewDeal?
A: Yes. The federal government can afford to buy whatever is for sale in its own currency.



I posit there is not a single economics "professor" in the world today that could successfully run a lemonade stand.
=====

She knows the reality. Remember, they are leftists, first and foremost. They will say and do anything the cause.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (JcXHH)

492

Yep, actually those guys tend to be cool with musicians and I always get
on well with them (similar years for me). One huge guy ran into me and
grabbed me so I didn't go down. I just said, "Shit, come to biker bar
and look what happens." He got a kick out of it and all was good.


In all those years, I've seen exactly one fight in a biker bar.
One of these ONT's, I'll tell y'all what happened at the very first biker gig I played.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)

493 We have a moral responsibility to protect God's creation for generations to come.
---
Notice how often the bitch frames issues in religious or theological terms lately? I think she knows they have a big, big problem with people of faith.

Yuge.

-
Yeah, but it's like Peggy Hill speaking Spanish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (+y/Ru)

494 Jumpin' jehosefat. She's an economist. She knows this is insane.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 04:51 PM (AzW6q)

She's a BARTENDER. She has an economics degree. I have a finance degree...and I'm a mechanic.
She should have stayed with what she knows.
Posted by: Antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (2shuf)

-------

We've got a crossed wire somewhere.

You're talking about AOC - I'm talking about this "Stephanie Kelton" character, who's and economics professor. Of course a professor is probably less qualified than a bartender when it comes to econ, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)

495 Kinda like the GOP's promise to repeal Obamacare.
---
Root and branch. Every time I think of it I laugh my ass off. I fuckin' love Washington DC, man!

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (hjaPQ)

496 Posted by: .22 .32 Association at February 07, 2019 04:18 PM (xSo9G)

What am I? chopped liver?

Posted by: 6mm Flobert at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (YBLgY)

497 Found out what Nancy "Sloppy Choppers" Pelosi's white papers had on them.

"Clap On!

Clap Off!

Clap on clap off clap on!

THE CLAPPER!"
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (T09ml)

LOL. Now there's a meme!

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (XROPS)

498 Trump makes the media embarrass the,selves on a daily basis.

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (BXMxN)

499
Nancy is at the stage of forgetting how to talk. Soon she will progress to the stage of forgetting how to breathe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 04:59 PM


That's actually kinda true. The quote unquote 'old brain' that oversees everyday stuff like breathing is very susceptible to damage from dementia.

I'd love to wave some peanut butter under her nose. Smell that bitch? That's 'old brain' area. When that goes, the rest follows shortly after.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (jYje5)

500
Are you fucking kidding? My last refuge and they want to ruin it. Pray tell.. what are they calling the injured players that can't play?
==========
I believe the new term is: Sobriety Challenged.

Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:05 PM (plo1k)

501 "Kinda like the GOP's promise to repeal Obamacare."

For that you can thank McCain. That petty little man.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:05 PM (jBMZ4)

502 And what's up with all wearing the same color. Even in high school that was cheesy.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (jBMZ4)
.........

Commies have a thing for uniforms.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

503 I am getting the impression that AOC is a pathological liar and I think she's gotten through this far in her life by lying about just about everything. She has no problem making things up out thin air as if it were a confirmed fact. She has already claimed that when she said that Palestine was under occupation that the video was falsified.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2019 05:05 PM (Kcf2u)

504 We've got a crossed wire somewhere.

You're talking about AOC - I'm talking about this "Stephanie Kelton" character, who's and economics professor. Of course a professor is probably less qualified than a bartender when it comes to econ, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)


Yikes!! Sorry 'bout that... my phone must have burped...

Posted by: Antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:06 PM (2shuf)

505 I saw all those ladies in white and the first thing I thought was I really hope no one was having their period.

Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

506 More excerpts for the fact checkers..


92 percent of Democrats and 64 percent of Republicans support the
Green New Deal



Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2019 05:06 PM (GL/05)

507 I made some dryers for part of the process in making solar cells. So I have some knowledge on them.

1. The efficiency goes down with dust on top of the cell. So four Californias of cells would have to be cleaned very often to keep the stated efficiency.

2. Solar cells degrade over time. They degrade faster as a % faster in the early years.
3. Even with the improvements in efficiency they are totally disabled by 20 years in their life. Current payback rates with current cost for KW-HR is about at 30 years. They never payback at current electrical rates.
4. Only certain parts of the USA would give the electrical output the lefties say.
5. Those areas would need mechanisms to keep the panels normal to the sun... a major expense and maintenance cost.
6. Making a PV panel is a nasty process involving nasty chemicals that harm the environment far more than emitting plant food (co2).
7. The one and only solar power is at all economical is hydro-electric but the environweenies hate dams.

8. There are no efficient ways to store the power that PV solar makes during the day for the night. At night is when we need it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 05:06 PM (pw+jk)

508 So, OT, but still nothing definitive on RBG's health situation?
........

She's no longer animal, but is now vegetable. Soon to be mineral.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2019 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

509 Then this about 15 lines down...

No one has put the full 10-year plan
together yet,

Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (GL/05)

510 One of these ONT's, I'll tell y'all what happened at the very first biker gig I played.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)

Cool, I'm sure we could swap stories for hours. And then we start in with the "When I was on the road" stories.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (Bwqq4)

511 437 The green new deal means and end to fossil fuels which means an end to air travel. How will the hoitie toities get to Davis? Will no one think of the hoitie toities?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (gC2IV)

-----------

They actually "address" this in the document. They are going to, get this, build trains across the oceans.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (xeeHA)

512 Oh yeah one more thing in the AOC green agenda:

repair or REPLACE literally every single building in the country so they are "green" EVERY FREAKING BUILDING

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (39g3+)

513 The Hassidim are followers of Kabbalah, which is not
strictly canonical. They are into mysticism, but mysticism was never
that big of a thing in Judaism.


Judaism was concerned, first and
foremost, with actions today. Judaism cared little for the motivations.
It was the actions that were important. This is due, in large part,
to the fact that Judaism is both a religion and a political ideology
(though the political aspects of Jewish Law are only to rule in Israel
and only apply to Jews - they are not part of, or imposed on, anyone
else, which is a good part of why Judaism has always been
anti-proselytizing). Judaism was constructed for a nation-state (the
first abstract one, as it were) and was open to all who accepted its
premises and laws.


Mysticism in Judaism tended to come much later, after Christianity
was already long established (with the afterlife being the concentration
of Christianity and politics not being any part of it). Jews felt left
out with all the cool mystical stuff going on and decided to get in on
the action. But Kabbalistic notions are not strictly Jewish notions.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM (PNUbZ)

This is not strictly true. There are strong strains
of Judaism that are anti-Mdstical (e.g. the RAMBAM) but canonical or not
the Zohar was (and still is) massively influential. I mean, even the
Vilna Gaon, who was no Hasid, was deep into mysticism and the first
chief rabbi of Medinat Israel was a noted Kaballist. Jewish mysticism is
rampant in the Roman era (see the compendium I referred to above, and
for a more recent view see Chralesworth's book on "Old Testament
Pseupigraphia").

I think the temptation is to look at modern trends and emphasise the rationalist and politically pluralist trends, and in that way yes you are correct, I think. But historically, no. Jews thought a LOT about heaven. There is some (incomplete) tendency to separate the observance of mitzvot from the goal of heaven in many Jewish thinkers, but all the same Jewish ideas are nothing if not diverse, and often contradictory.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (CPk08)

514
For all you fans of Sinema for not wearing white and occasionally clapping, she wore PINK.

Because of her beloved code pink. And she clapped a couple of times because she ran under the pretense of being a centrist.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM


I did an image search on her. She only seems to wear two colors, pink and red. Try this at home yourself, with adult supervision nearby.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (jYje5)

515 Degree or not she ( Sandy O-C)is the product of the public Leftist Seminary and only learned Leftist theology, nothing else.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (/rm4P)

516 497 Found out what Nancy "Sloppy Choppers" Pelosi's white papers had on them.

"Clap On!

Clap Off!

Clap on clap off clap on!

THE CLAPPER!"
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 04:23 PM (T09ml)

LOL. Now there's a meme!
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 05:04 PM (XROPS)


"Pffft!"

- - James Clapper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:09 PM (/9p9e)

517
We have a moral responsibility to protect God's creation for generations to come.


Unless it's a baby in the womb.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:09 PM (TAmPV)

518 Notice how often the bitch frames issues in religious or theological terms lately? I think she knows they have a big, big problem with people of faith.
=====

She's been doing this shit forever. Remember at least 12 years ago or so, her sputtering, incoherent vomiting of "The Word is the word...the Word....the Word..."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 07, 2019 05:09 PM (JcXHH)

519 am getting the impression that AOC is a pathological liar and I think she's gotten through this far in her life by lying about just about everything. She has no problem making things up out thin air as if it were a confirmed fact. She has already claimed that when she said that Palestine was under occupation that the video was falsified.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 07, 2019 05:05 PM

I saw part of a paper she wrote for college and IMHO someone else wrote it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 05:09 PM (/+bwe)

520 And what's up with all wearing the same color. Even in high school that was cheesy.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 04:52 PM (jBMZ4)
.........

Commies have a thing for uniforms.
Posted by: wth



I think the color was Klan White.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:09 PM (eDmrZ)

521 515 Degree or not she ( Sandy O-C)is the product of the public Leftist Seminary and only learned Leftist theology, nothing else.
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (/rm4P)


Dunning-Krueger on full display or as Reagan said, they're not stupid, they just are very knowledgeable about things that just aren't true.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (/9p9e)

522 All it takes to suck a huge monster through a 1 inch hole is 14.7 psi.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 07, 2019 04:54 PM


Newsletter?

Posted by: Justin F. at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (DMUuz)

523 repair or REPLACE literally every single building in the country so they are "green" EVERY FREAKING BUILDING

And then herd the sheeple into them stacked a mile high... Gonna need all the land for our bird head choppers, I mean wind farms and bird fryers, I mean solar farms

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (O2RFr)

524 Re: Nancy Pelosi - stop trying to make "fetch" happen. She's a senile, old-school power-hungry politician who is in it for Nancy. No one wants to wear her red jacket, or buy her designer sunglasses, and marvel at her stupid sarcastic clapping.


Geez, when women do this sort of gossipy mean-grrrrl reporting they embarrass me as a woman. Grow up and be serious or get that job at Glamour snarking on celebrity apparel!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (W+vEI)

525 reaboi always brings it.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (VzI4f)

526 The Green Deal might bring the Zepplin back in service. Hydrogen filled bag, winds take you where they want you to go.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (/rm4P)

527 479 Perusing the Green New Deal.

Americans love a challenge. This is our moonshot.

When JFK said we'd go to the by the end of the decade, people said
impossible.

Wonder if they left the goal out for a reason?
Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM (GL/05)

-------------

There are tons of grammatical errors in this as well. Great stuff.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (xeeHA)

528 They are not Fact Checkers,

They are Fact Cuckers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (B1ik8)

529 illinek I think you are talking of atid lavo or olam haba?Posted by: willow

I don't know those terms ... a quick search ... yeah, maybe that.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

530 513 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (CPk0


Rambam changed their name to Ram Jam and then released "Black Betty" in '77.

"Awwwww Rambam thank you Ma'am!"...

Wait, wrong guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (/9p9e)

531 Solar cells degrade over time. They degrade faster as a % faster in the early years.

Same with rechargable batteries, something electric car manufacturers are not keen on sharing. They are not running your standard car battery that an alternator can keep topped up, these are specialized rare earth superconducting batteries that are not only crazy expensive and dangerously flammable, but don't last very long. Basically its like replacing your engine every 8-10 years. Then paying for special disposal because you can't just throw these things in the landfill.

If they light on fire, they burn for days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (39g3+)

532 >>repair or REPLACE literally every single building in the country so they are "green" EVERY FREAKING BUILDING

And then herd the sheeple into them stacked a mile high... Gonna need all the land for our bird head choppers, I mean wind farms and bird fryers, I mean solar farms
-- - -


Yup. We're going to condemn your houses as 'not green enough' and force you into city micro-housing. For the environment!

Also, eliminating all cow flatulence = welcome to your new vegan lifestyle, comrade!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:12 PM (W+vEI)

533 Tomorrow evening at the Tacoma Dome (largest continuous wooden roof in the world!), Michelle Obama is making her only Puget Sound area appearance!


There are about 25,000 seats in the seating configuration they are using.

It is sold out.


Stubhub says the "get-in" ticket, top row, far back, is $56. "Best value" is $80, and is in the 100 level, about 2/3 back from the stage.

"Best seat available" is only $264, on the floor in the middle, but hurry, because the next best pair of seats are $498.


The "special visit with Michelle" cost $3,098, and was sold out long ago.



nurse rached has said to me more than once, "I don't think those of the Horde realize how far behind enemy lines we are here."


nurse rached is a smart woman.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (sy5kK)


Home of wackado Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and their ilk, but still, that's only about a third of the folks who show up for a Husky home game.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 05:12 PM (XROPS)

534

If you were wondering what Nazi Pelosi was thinking during the sotu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWJfrVmLr6Q

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:12 PM (q19mL)

535 526 The Green Deal might bring the Zepplin back in service. Hydrogen filled bag, winds take you where they want you to go.
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 05:10 PM (/rm4P)


The closest thing to a hydrogen filled gasbag is Tubby Riefenstahl. And that's flatus, not H.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:12 PM (/9p9e)

536 "Poll: Just 13 percent want 'Medicare for all' if it means end of private insurance "

What percent believe that Elvis is alive?

That they have been abducted by aliens, and an anal probe inserted in their butt?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (cqNba)

537 "92 percent of Democrats and 64 percent of Republicans support the
Green New Deal"


That's nothing. 100% of congress thinks big deficits and huge national debt is bad.

Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (Bwqq4)

538 7. The one and only solar power is at all economical is hydro-electric but the environweenies hate dams.


I'm an enviroweenie. I hate dams. Dams block fish passage and ruin fish habitat. I like fish better than I like you (not you who posted this, you in general who are people).

You get stupid fish above dams. The water warms up and all of a sudden bass like it. Dams are seriously an assault on the environment and the best environmental movement these days is dam removal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

539 I made some dryers for part of the process in making solar cells. So I have some knowledge on them.

1. The efficiency goes down with dust on top of the cell. So four Californias of cells would have to be cleaned very often to keep the stated efficiency.

2. Solar cells degrade over time. They degrade faster as a % faster in the early years.
3. Even with the improvements in efficiency they are totally disabled by 20 years in their life. Current payback rates with current cost for KW-HR is about at 30 years. They never payback at current electrical rates.
4. Only certain parts of the USA would give the electrical output the lefties say.
5. Those areas would need mechanisms to keep the panels normal to the sun... a major expense and maintenance cost.
6. Making a PV panel is a nasty process involving nasty chemicals that harm the environment far more than emitting plant food (co2).
7. The one and only solar power is at all economical is hydro-electric but the environweenies hate dams.

8. There are no efficient ways to store the power that PV solar makes during the day for the night. At night is when we need it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 05:06 PM


We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".

Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DMUuz)

540 528 They are not Fact Checkers,

They are Fact Cuckers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (B1ik

heh

Posted by: m at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (qo4Jk)

541 514
For all you fans of Sinema for not wearing white and occasionally clapping, she wore PINK.

Because of her beloved code pink. And she clapped a couple of times because she ran under the pretense of being a centrist.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:01 PM

I did an image search on her. She only seems to wear two colors, pink and red. Try this at home yourself, with adult supervision nearby.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (jYje5)

Pants on or pants off?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

542 I'm pretty sure this is a problem.

FBI lawyer in charge of the FISA process didn't read Carter Page's FISA application before signing off on it.

https://tinyurl.com/ybj494xz

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

543 "Awwwww Rambam thank you Ma'am!"...

Speaking of Suffragettes


I think AOC is a perfect example of someone who grew up in an titanium bubble with a depleted uranium shell. She's heard all this stuff and literally nothing else, and just assumes its all true and makes sense without having the intellectual firepower or learning to know its idiotic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

544 503
I am getting the impression that AOC is a pathological liar and I think
she's gotten through this far in her life by lying about just about
everything.



I can think of a couple of other things that have been to her advantage.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:14 PM (T6t7i)

545 537 "92 percent of Democrats and 64 percent of Republicans support the
Green New Deal"


That's nothing. 100% of congress thinks big deficits and huge national debt is bad.
Posted by: Avenger at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (Bwqq4)


Dear Loopy Fiasco:

If we can just print money to cover the shortfall from taxes, why not just print money and end all taxation?

Winning!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:15 PM (/9p9e)

546
Fun Facts About Jews?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:15 PM (q19mL)

547 @456

The other thing that the Solar Farm fluffers hide from the general population is the vast amounts of water solar farms need/use to support these boondoggles.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 07, 2019 05:15 PM (IobBy)

548

1. Jews don't believe in Heaven.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:16 PM (q19mL)

549 539
We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".
Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DMUuz)


"This broad, I tell's ya. Sheesh!"

- - Yogi Berra

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:16 PM (/9p9e)

550 Yup. We're going to condemn your houses as 'not green enough' and force you into city micro-housing. For the environment!

"It worked for me! Just use special fields for killing anyone who resists!"
--Pol Pot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:16 PM (39g3+)

551 The green new deal means and end to fossil fuels which means an end to air travel. How will the hoitie toities get to Davis? Will no one think of the hoitie toities?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 04:55 PM (gC2IV)

I'm your Huckleberry.

Posted by: Captain Cuck Kristol at February 07, 2019 05:16 PM (GL/05)

552
. The efficiency goes down with dust on top of the cell.


That's probably why California put their new solar farm in the desert below a mountain pass.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:16 PM (TAmPV)

553 548

1. Jews don't believe in Heaven.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:16 PM (q19mL)


True fact: John Lennon's "Imagine" is actually the Kol Nidre prayer played backwards...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (/9p9e)

554 FBI lawyer in charge of the FISA process didn't read Carter Page's FISA application before signing off on it.
=========
Well obviously its much easier to defend against charge of gross negligence and dereliction of duty than it is to defend against treason.

The dude's a lawyer. I bet he read it. Laughed. And signed it. He's just saying he didn't read it now because, firing squad.

Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (SoT0e)

555 Latest AOC nonsense that Christopher Scalia just pointed out -

AOC: Because we are standing on native land & Latino people are descendants of native people. And we cannot be told and criminalized simply for our identity or our status.

1 min later: We are a nation and a land of laws. . . We are a land of laws.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (/+bwe)

556 Somehow I don't think if they knew that Trump was send an army to shut the Wapo down like the threat to "democracy" that they think he is, it would empower them.

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

557 542 Nah,barely an inconvenience.
Pliable FISA Judge

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (BXMxN)

558 We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".

Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DMUuz)



Oh, honey. Please just sit there quietly and inhale. That's a good idiot.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

559 I'm with Bandersnatch. And when a dam gives out it kills over a hundred people as in Colorado north of here in the 1970s.

Nuclear power should be the way to go, in terms of enivronmental impact per kilowatt, having the least.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (ykYG2)

560 It was hilarious watching the Dem wymyn looking at Pelosi and each other for cues to stand, clap, or stay seated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)


They were a bunch of dour c*nts. I found it interesting that the new prog Dem from AZ (Sinema?) and Joe's Man-Chin chose to stand and clap along with the Republicans quite a bit.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (5Yee7)

561 543 "Awwwww Rambam thank you Ma'am!"...

Speaking of Suffragettes


I think AOC is a perfect example of someone who grew up in an titanium bubble with a depleted uranium shell. She's heard all this stuff and literally nothing else, and just assumes its all true and makes sense without having the intellectual firepower or learning to know its idiotic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

She needs an appointment with reality.

If life was a movie, she'd get hit in the head and spend weeks living in the suburbs, earning a living and falling for a retired veteran played by Chris Pratt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

562 True fact: John Lennon's "Imagine" is actually the Kol Nidre prayer played backwards...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (/9p9e)



It all makes sense now....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (CPk08)

563 They actually "address" this in the document. They are going to, get this, build trains across the oceans.
Posted by: Moron Pundit


Since they are getting rid of fossil fuels, what are the trains going to run on?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (eDmrZ)

564 >> "92 percent of Democrats and 64 percent of Republicans support the
Green New Deal"


And
Just the few points I've seen mentioned on twitter are ridiculous.
No more cows or planes.
Update or replace every damn building in the country.

Non-starter bananas document touted by a fruitloop.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (W+vEI)

565 558 We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".

Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DMUuz)

Because, like it's not invented yet or something so do it already....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

566 Cause I know they don't belong
Jews in Heaven.

--- Antisemitic Eric Clapton

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:19 PM (vDqXW)

567 562 True fact: John Lennon's "Imagine" is actually the Kol Nidre prayer played backwards...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (/9p9e)


It all makes sense now....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:18 PM (CPk0


Put that in your shofar and blow it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:19 PM (/9p9e)

568 Once again, remember: these people don't really want to get rid of modern technology and conveniences, they just want to keep you and I from having them. They'll still exist for "special services" and "important work" which would be everything they and their friends do. Everyone else will be in 18th century eating bugs and living in dirt huts because its green.

We have to pay for their sins you see. To offset their emissions, we must sacrifice. Their work is so important, so noble, so righteous that we all have to give a little -- okay a lot -- so that they can continue this sainted labor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

569 Since they are getting rid of fossil fuels, what are the trains going to run on?

Posted by: rickb223


They'll be pulled by Aquaman. Duh.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (T6t7i)

570 >>The dude's a lawyer. I bet he read it. Laughed. And signed it. He's just saying he didn't read it now because, firing squad.

Dudette. Trisha Anderson.

But it's ok. If you read the article it kind of sounds like nobody at a senior level really read the FISA application.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

571 If a BARTENDER can't come up with a revolutionary new economy, who can???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (fTQ1B)

572 "FBI lawyer in charge of the FISA process didn't read Carter Page's FISA application before signing off on it. "

This person charge would be considered a 'Fact Checker', yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (cqNba)

573 566 Cause I know they don't belong
Jews in Heaven.

--- Antisemitic Eric Clapton
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:19 PM (vDqXW)


"And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven... mit two pair pants, Lady!!!!"

- - Robert Plantowitz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (/9p9e)

574 They are not Fact Checkers,
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:11 PM (B1ik


I saw Chubby Checker at the Ransom Olds house in Ann Arbor in 1989 or so. I think that was it. The company dad worked for rented the place out for a company outing and he was playing.

There was no opening act.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (t+qrx)

575 98% ofAmericans want to live like a prole from Soylent Green
AOC

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

576 AOC: Because we are standing on native land & Latino people are descendants of native people. And we cannot be told and criminalized simply for our identity or our status.



Latinos are descendants of Iroquois?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (eDmrZ)

577 We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".



Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DMUuz)



Because, like it's not invented yet or something so do it already....



Posted by: It's me donna


Right? I mean, how hard is it to get out the box labelled "stuff that hasn't been invented yet"?

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

578 I get the feeling that this green energy would include soylent green....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:21 PM (O2RFr)

579 Since they are getting rid of fossil fuels, what are the trains going to run on?

Posted by: rickb223
---
Time!

Posted by: Benito O'Roarke at February 07, 2019 05:21 PM (vDqXW)

580 571 If a BARTENDER can't come up with a revolutionary new economy, who can???
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 05:20 PM (fTQ1B)


So Pat Travers' "Snortin' Whiskey and Drinkin' Cocaine" was a biographical piece about her. Ach so...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:21 PM (/9p9e)

581 558 We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".



Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:13 PM (DMUuz)

======
I blame the catalytic converter for all this shit. A stupid, stupid politician mandated something engineers had been on for years and it solved 85% of the smog problem in the LA basin.


Ipso facto you can legislate engineering solutions.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (pw+jk)

582 >>This person charge would be considered a 'Fact Checker', yes?

Theoretically, yes, that would be her job.

Theoretically.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (/tuJf)

583 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:08 PM (CPk0

I hear you. I acknowledge that Kabbalah is very much accepted in many parts of Judaism, but it still exists outside of the TANACH and is not on the same level. Most Jews do not have the Kabbalah anywhere in their Jewish practice, though they don't have problems with those who do.

As to mysticism in Judaism ... sure, Jews always had notions of Heaven and were very much concerned with it. Heaven was always a very real place in Judaism and had real effects on everyday life, as Judaism was founded on G-d, Heaven, angels and miracles. But in the Torah (and the rest of the TANACH) those mystical happenings were more related to present life - like the Plagues on Egypt or the parting of the Red Sea or manna in the desert ... Jews were often looking for and praying for miracles, but they weren't about the afterlife, which I would come back to and stress was still essentially reserved to the world after the messiah, which wasn't Heaven but this world made perfect and with all the righteous resurrected and returned.

That's how my understanding of Judaism is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (PNUbZ)

584 The Green New Deal provides hand jobs for disadvantaged migrant communities of color.

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (q177U)

585
Jennifer Granholm 2.0 is trying to
eliminate departments established by the Michigan State Legislature
via executive order, and whines when the legislature is balking:






http://tinyurl.com/yaatvgje






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (8iiMU)

586 Has she promised yet that her trains across the oceans will run on time?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (TN1P5)

587
Put that in your shofar and blow it!

This would make a good AoS t-shirt.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (q19mL)

588 Right? I mean, how hard is it to get out the box labelled "stuff that hasn't been invented yet"?

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)
---
I'll take a look on Amazon.

"Alexa, order me a box of stuff that hasn't been invented yet"

Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

589 Someone should create on Twitter an account called AOCForDummies.

And be really succint and sarcastic in translating her political Tweets.

Bet it would have more followers also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (B1ik8)

590 AOC: Because we are standing on native land & Latino people are descendants of native people.

Perhaps she can invite someone in M-13 to share her apartment in DC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (AllCR)

591 AOC: Because we are standing on native land & Latino people are descendants of native people.

-------

AOC might want to dial that back, lest in American Indian point out that their sole contact with Indians from Mexico was when they would be mass-kidnapped for their sacrifices.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

592 587
Put that in your shofar and blow it!

This would make a good AoS t-shirt.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (q19mL)


Duly noted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (/9p9e)

593 546
Fun Facts About Jews?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:15 PM (q19mL)

Number 7 will astound you!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

594 The Sadducees do not believe in Heaven. That is why theyre sad, you see.

Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (sVHv8)

595 LEARN TO CODE

LEARN TO READ

LEARN TO DO ANYFUCKINGTHING OF PRODUCTIVE VALUE

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER YOU DEGENERATE ATTENTION ADDICTS


worth repeating

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (OKeCc)

596
True fact: John Lennon's "Imagine" is actually the Kol Nidre prayer played backwards...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:17 PM (/9p9e)

for goodness sake you made me choke almost to end time on a pistachio

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (gLMhO)

597 We just need to be "inventing technology that's never even been invented yet".

Yeah, that was a dumb line but... in a way I agree with her. The solutions are in innovation, creativity, and capitalism driving new changes and ideas. Of course, that's not what SHE meant, but hey.

Since they are getting rid of fossil fuels, what are the trains going to run on?

"Well duh, electricity comes out of a socket in the wall, just plug them in!"
--She Guevarra

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)

598 Look, you all think I'm technology-ignorant. I'm not! As I said, "We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast."

Posted by: Alexandria Occassional-Cortex at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (DMUuz)

599 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (9vQJW)

600 Someone should create on Twitter an account called AOCForDummies.

Yes, the A O-C equivalent of Sean Spicier.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (AllCR)

601 593 546
Fun Facts About Jews?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:15 PM (q19mL)

Number 7 will astound you!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

Number 9 is Yoko Ono

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (bcbK8)

602 The small print on the mean new deal won't be released until after the fact. Reality is there are two deals one for them and one for the rest of us.

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (5yqyH)

603

Because we are standing on native land Latino people are
descendants of native people. And we cannot be told and criminalized
simply for our identity or our status.


1. First off, that is nearly incomprehensible and makes no sense.
2. Illegal's status is that of "criminal." Stop acting like there are no immigration laws.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (HaL55)

604 But it's ok. If you read the article it kind of sounds like nobody at a senior level really read the FISA application.
=========
Apologies for assuming gender (not)

They all read it. Laughed. And are denying it now because firing squad. It was posted in the bathroom, over the water cooler and in the kitchen. They had beer:thirty in the conference room that day even though it was only a Tuesday.

I mean seriously, they are dropping dimes on the POTUS and not reading the paper work? NOOOOOOPE!

Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (SoT0e)

605 Nood typhus

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)

606
Dear Ocasio-Cruex:

I am Rabbi Chaim Mugabe of Lagos Central Sinnergogue. If you send $10000000000000000 via Western Union to cover all modalities, my minyan of weather controllers can implement reverse of climate change to save planet for you.

Remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (/9p9e)

607 they weren't about the afterlife, which I would come back to and stress was still essentially reserved to the world after the messiah, which wasn't Heaven but this world made perfect and with all the righteous resurrected and returned.

Which is Christian doctrine as well. Resurrected and saved people live on the new earth after Christ returns. Not in heaven strumming harps on a cloud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

608 We have to pay for their sins you see. To offset their emissions, we must sacrifice. Their work is so important, so noble, so righteous that we all have to give a little -- okay a lot -- so that they can continue this sainted labor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:19 PM

I have told this story before, but one of the funniest/saddest things I did to some high school juniors was ask them if they could do one thing that would reduce electricity use, heavy metal mining, and pollution from electronic waste - and increase their personal productivity- would they do it?

YES!

So I told them to give up new cellphones.

I still remember my sad little greenie saying she could not. Then I asked them to remember that when they expected other people to do something for the planet.

Our future Republican President loved it, though.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (/+bwe)

609 I mean, these GD asses can't build a 100 miles of train tracks across dry land in California but they're going to build thousands of miles across the deep ocean?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (TN1P5)

610 5 degrees outside 75 inside. I heat with wood. Pretty sure most of the rest of you please are going to freeze your ass off when the AOC zombie apocalypse happens

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (5yqyH)

611 I'm pretty sure this is a problem.

FBI lawyer in charge of the FISA process didn't read Carter Page's FISA application before signing off on it.

https://tinyurl.com/ybj494xz
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

Yep. He's fucked.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (GL/05)

612 Plebs

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (5yqyH)

613 Peasants?

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (5yqyH)

614 Greenie: "We'll replace carbon fuels with solar panels!"

Us: "It's physically impossible to build and maintain enough solar panels to power the entire united states electrical grid."

Greenie: "Then we'll build more wind farms!"

Us: "It's physically impossible to build and maintain enough wind farms to power the entire united states electrical grid."

Greenie: "Then we'll just add more solar panel! Problem solved."



Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (q177U)

615 416 They should change the name to the crippled list since the disabled people don't want to use it any more.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 07, 2019 04:53 PM (ajJoO)
--------------------------------
My aunt, who lost an arm to cancer a decade ago, HATES the term "disabled." She uses the old word, "handicapped," because it is more accurate.

She has a handicap that prevents her from doing a few things she once could do but she is in no way disabled.

Once again, the Thought Police arbitrarily declare an old term wicked and force us to adopt a new word --- even when the old word is not insulting and the new word kinda is.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (Rxduq)

616 Serfs?

Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (5yqyH)

617 A clapper is just a snapper without teeth.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (VRLL6)

618 "If you recall the New Testament, Sadducees did
not believe in an afterlife and tried to trick Jesus with a question
about the afterlife.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation"

that's why they were so sad, you see!

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (Cus5s)

619 Maybe if you're stupid, you shouldn't seek a job as a fact checker?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AJj50)

620 rubber stamp for the Mueller/Comey mafia. Means the judges were also corrupt.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (Cus5s)

621 One nice thing about twitter hot takes from journalists - you really see that only about 10% have even a modest guttering fire of intellect, while the rest are as dumb as stone.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (AJj50)

622 I hear you. I acknowledge that Kabbalah is very
much accepted in many parts of Judaism, but it still exists outside of
the TANACH and is not on the same level. Most Jews do not have the
Kabbalah anywhere in their Jewish practice, though they don't have
problems with those who do.



As to mysticism in Judaism ... sure, Jews always had notions of
Heaven and were very much concerned with it. Heaven was always a very
real place in Judaism and had real effects on everyday life, as Judaism
was founded on G-d, Heaven, angels and miracles. But in the Torah (and
the rest of the TANACH) those mystical happenings were more related to
present life - like the Plagues on Egypt or the parting of the Red Sea
or manna in the desert ... Jews were often looking for and praying for
miracles, but they weren't about the afterlife, which I would come back
to and stress was still essentially reserved to the world after the
messiah, which wasn't Heaven but this world made perfect and with all
the righteous resurrected and returned.



That's how my understanding of Judaism is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 05:22 PM (PNUbZ)

I think we are sorta on the same page.
I think a lot of people who don't have the Zohar on a shelf (or even think about it) have bits of it in their practice (I mean, L'cha Dodi is basically a kaballist hymn, as is Shalom Aleichem) and the fascinating and beautiful thing about Judaism is the relentless attempt to reach the transcendent by the here and now. But it always boils down to the fundamental texts.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (CPk08)

623 >>Yep. He's fucked.

Well he's a woman so ... And she already been removed.

Now I know how ace feels. Nobody reads the content.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

624 Not to mention that "come down from heaven" is not even close to referring to the place of an afterlife, but to denote "sent by heaven" i.e. sent by God. And, for the orthodox, who are supposed to use euphemisms rather than name the Divine, to be "sent by heaven" is not only theologically correct, but would be normal usage.

Or, as the Rabbis said: May the ignorant experience the pineapple aflame, sideways.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (koNhm)

625 My grandparents used to say "all crippled up". No one was offended.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (AJj50)

626 that's why they were so sad, you see!

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (Cus5s)

Arg.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (CPk08)

627 POP so you are more speaking of Tikkun Olam as the ground floor than than Olam Haba

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (gLMhO)

628 to me both are true .

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (gLMhO)

629 thank you asshole (lol) and POP for this discussion btw.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:40 PM (gLMhO)

630 >>Or, as the Rabbis said: May the ignorant experience the pineapple aflame, sideways.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (koNhm)>>

True-ish!! I usually found it neccessary, in my day, to speak of local fruits that the am-haaretz were more familiar with, though....

See my exposition of this in Masechta Bubbeh-Maiseh, 72b!

Also, Rabbi Simshon-Raphael Hirsch, in the late 19th Century, also gives it a good once-over, with colour pictures.

Posted by: Rashi of Frankia at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Bqoi/)

631 For those who were liberated these words must also have come to mind: "And the Lord took us out of Egypt with a strong hand and with an outstretched forearm and with great awe and with signs and with wonders"

And if quoted by DJT, CNN would say that in Judaism God has no literal "arms."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (koNhm)

632 >>610 5 degrees outside 75 inside. I heat with wood. Pretty sure most of the rest of you please are going to freeze your ass off when the AOC zombie apocalypse happens
Posted by: Publius erectus ignoramus( formerly functionally erect) at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (5yqyH)>>

Oh, ya silly!! We, that is, you peasants, can just dance in your lil' hovels to keep warm! Tee, hee, hee, ain't I so cute?

Posted by: Rosalita She-Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (Bqoi/)

633 "Jews don't believe in heaven."
Secular Jews don't believe in heaven.Learn to code.

Posted by: pst314 at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (iRbDn)

634 POP so you are more speaking of Tikkun Olam as the ground floor than than Olam Haba

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (gLMhO)


No. Tikkun Olam is not a traditional Jewish concept. Judaism held no power outside of Israel over non-Jews. Jews were only instructed on how to behave, not to be busy bodies and tell anyone else how to do anything. You will find no references in the Jewish texts to G-d instructing Jews, or anything instructing Jews, for that matter, about anything other than their own behavior and actions. The Tikkun Olam concept is a bastardazation of the "Chosen People" concept by leftist busy-bodies who wanted some religious underpinning.

I am saying that Olam Haba (the world to come) while always being part of Judaism was not what Jews had concentrated on. It was always there, but almost always just a low-level background sort of thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (PNUbZ)

635 Although, Jewish searching for the Messiah has long been a serious thing, so that part of the world to come has been at the forefront. But that was usually in response to oppression Jews were suffering ... which was pretty much always ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (PNUbZ)

636 Satan Never Learned To Code, Bitches!

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (wxZSX)

637 Jews who happen to be atheist likely don't believe in heaven.

Posted by: deepred at February 08, 2019 07:58 AM (AfBox)

638 The Pelosi clap, showed how childish and high school she is and democrats in general, they deal in fantasy, ideology and show. Symbolism is great but only if it is symbolic of something besides childishness.

Posted by: obsidian at February 08, 2019 10:51 AM (7+yqP)

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