Hollywood SJWs and Cowards Have Driven Anyone Worth Having Away From Hosting the Oscars;
The Oscars Spins That Its "Host-Free" Format Will Increase Interest, Due to "Mystery"

Yeah, that's how they sell movies, too. Not with named stars. But with a cast of nobodies, relying on "the mystery" of "Who the fuck are these people?" to put meat in the seats.

So this is the stupid bullshit some stupid NPCs are selling you.

I'd almost rather see Captain Marvel.

The Oscars will indeed be hostless, ABC finally confirmed on Tuesday. The cloud of uncertainty that has hovered over the ceremony has actually been good for the show because it's kept it in the public conversation, new ABC Entertainment president Karey Burke said.

Burke discussed the telecast fleetingly at the TV Critics Association tour, stressing that a top priority was to hold the ceremony to a "brisk" three hours. In the past, the Academy Awards have often run more than 3 and a half hours, which has been perceived to be a drag on ratings.

When Hollywood knows a movie is going to be bad, they go into heavy editing mode to make it as short as possible, too. Both on the theory that at least if it's shorter, there's not so much badness to annoy people with, and on the theory that you really have to jam in as many showings as possible (which requires shorter run-times) before poisonous word-of-mouth leaks out.

As Maebe Funke said of her super-shortened version of the stinker "Dangerous Cousins:" "It's the best 57 minutes you'll ever spend at the movies."

...

Despite the messiness surrounding Kevin Hart's aborted role as Oscar host -- and the Academy staying mum about its plans -- Burke appeared to invoke a glass-half-full philosophy, saying "the mystery" surrounding this year's ceremony "has been compelling," while demonstrating that viewers remain invested in the awards.

Which I take to mean: We're trying to stoke that rumor that the cast of The Avengers will be gang-hosting, but we can't actually say that, because we couldn't strong-arm them into hosting this piece of shit.

What They Promised: The Cast of The Avengers

What You Would Have Taken: Scarlet Johanson in a side-split dress

What You Get: The second unit stand-in cat from "Captain Marvel"

Open thread. Night!

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Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (T71PA)

2 good evening!

Posted by: free tibet at February 07, 2019 07:28 PM (yY5sN)

3 The Oscars will indeed be hostless

Also audience-less.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (wCTys)

4 The second unit stand-in cat from "Captain Marvel"


Dawwww...

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (NLLmE)

5 Boycott left-wing Hollywood.

Posted by: Ha at February 07, 2019 07:29 PM (MAstk)

6 The Oscars will indeed be hostless

Also audience-less.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Well, I'll be pant less.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (eDmrZ)

7 The ratings probably will be up.

For a little while at least.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (NLLmE)

8 Acccccccccckkkkkkk!

Posted by: The Fonz has died at February 07, 2019 07:30 PM (JLQGI)

9 Good for them. There is too much emphasis on having people show up, if you ask me.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (lK7fO)

10 Live from Wakanda!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (xyung)

11 I predict a further decline in viewership this year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

12 Is it wrong that in one of the recent trailers for Captain Marvel, Brie Larson looked fairly attractive to me?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:31 PM (JLQGI)

13 Does Scarlett actually have a personality?

I don't pay attention to celebs.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (NLLmE)

14
Puppet show

And

The Oscars


Sorry, had to be done.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (gC2IV)

15 Damn. My commute made me miss "Breakfast Club Evita"

Well done!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (8Hqex)

16 Haven't watched it in years. I'll enjoy hearing about the train wreck the next day, though.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (zmIJL)

17 Can't they get a robot to be the host?

Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

18 I have only seen a few minutes of the oscars. Once. About 40 years ago? Don't exactly remember. Was not impressed. Still ain't.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (zLDYs)

19 Hostless? pantless?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (/+bwe)

20 Dark Mysteries of Entertainment!

17

Posted by: Manos, aka Hands at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (786Ro)

21 Dang it, RicK!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (/+bwe)

22 17 Can't they get a robot to be the host?
Posted by: freaked at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

Mitt Romney was booked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (JLQGI)

23 Boycott left-wing Hollywood.




I do not avoid Hollywood, Mandrake. But I do deny them my affluence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

24 The Oscars will indeed be hostless, ABC finally confirmed on Tuesday. The cloud of uncertainty that has hovered over the ceremony has actually been good for the show because it's kept it in the public conversation, new ABC Entertainment president Karey Burke said

How stupid.

Alexandria Obviously-Braindead has been in the public conversation too, but not in a good way. Never understood this assumption.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (tbASN)

25 Is it wrong that in one of the recent trailers for Captain Marvel, Brie Larson looked fairly attractive to me?

-

Not at all. I think she could make decent money in MILF porn if she was a nobody.

Not top billed, probably, but a living wage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at February 07, 2019 07:33 PM (xyung)

26 "What the hell is going on?"

That's not a mystery you really want to encourage.

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 07:34 PM (81uw/)

27

Notice how the "native latino" shit doesn't apply to Canada. Or even Mexico.

A Guatemalan, for instance, can't just stroll into Mexico and be a Mexican citizen.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:34 PM (q19mL)

28 I wouldn't deny Scarlett my affluence.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:34 PM (NLLmE)

29 They should get that search engine that jeopardy advertised for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Vietnam Ford Ranger at February 07, 2019 07:34 PM (xyung)

30 They would pull in a larger audience if the awards were delivered by Rowan Atkinson, alone on the stage, sitting in a comfy chair with a cup of tea at his elbow, reading through the list.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (xPJvm)

31 #LearnToHost

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (786Ro)

32 Haven't watched the Oscars since 65, when Mom had control over the viewing selections.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (+0faA)

33 Cortez was a European male colonizer.

Just saying.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (ZfRYq)

34 It would take a lot of booze (top shelf booze) or a lot of cash to get me to watch this Hollywood self adulation circlejerk.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (0OmEj)

35 Serious question. Does anyone with an IQ over ten actually give a flying fuck about these award shows?

Posted by: JTB at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (bmdz3)

36 Ok, I'll take the gig. What's it pay?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (gC2IV)

37 What You Get: The second unit stand-in cat from "Captain Marvel"

That would be my first choice. I'd rather watch a cat show than that sh!t show

Posted by: Batterup at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (U2JQS)

38 In the meantime, the Westminster Kennel Club's 2019 Dog Show is next week.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (Xqo6t)

39 Host-less Ho-Ho's are a sponsor.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (zmIJL)

40 Haven't watched the Oscars in ages. Not even interested in what the actresses are wearing anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (jm1YL)

41


AOC for host!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

42 put meat in the seats


Urban Dictionary - should I or shouldn't I?

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (786Ro)

43 The original "Les Cousins Dangeureux" was supposed to be much better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (t/wZ4)

44 #LearnToHost
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 07:35 PM (786Ro)


#TheyWillFindOutWhatYouveDone

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (T71PA)

45 Phew. Open thread. With a Hollywood topic, I was going to have to skip entirely.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (QDnY+)

46 Apparently Jim Jones was unavailable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (Z4rgH)

47 I don't care if Trump hosts the Oscars. Cannot care.
They should just eliminate all categories and have one award, "For the person who shouted Orange Man Bad the loudest, the nominees are..."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (l9m7l)

48 I haven't watched the oscars in years. On the other hand, if a plane crashed into it, well then, my house will have enough TVs fired up to look like a fucking sports bar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (9Om/r)

49
Host-less Ho-Ho's are a sponsor.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


They'll always have Twinkies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

50 AOC for host!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Only if topless.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

51 Puppet Show and Academy Awards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

52 That does it! Now I'm not watching this tedious, self congratulatory circle jerk that I haven't watched since "Braveheart" won.

Reap what you sow, Hollywood. See you in Arizona Bay

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (tRd71)

53 Team Delilah!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (+0faA)

54 No I can go back to not watching anyway. Even before Hollywood etc. annoyed the fuck out of me I hated them and saw them for the vain and vapid piles of shit they were. Now that I hate Hollywood etc. I will not allow them on in my home. It's probably one of the few things entertainment wise I put my foot down on living in a male outnumbered home.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (L3YlV)

55 We're on to the People's Globes Awards

Posted by: Regular joe at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (7PllL)

56 ORANGE STATUE BAD

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (786Ro)

57 Maybe all the prospective hosts succumbed to typhus. I can dream, right?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (zmIJL)

58 They'd invite Max Headroom but none of them can code.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (Evws/)

59 Isn't Liam Neeson looking for a gig?

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (wxZSX)

60 It would be funny to have AOC rabble-rousing in Mexico to have those with more Mayan blood crowd the Spanish-descended from power.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (Y9zp1)

61 The left is cracking. From AOC to the racism and sexual assault in VA to their own frigging parties they are destroying themselves with their own rules.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

62 Please tell me that the Red Carpet has typhus.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (EyBg4)

63 So what's a good bourbon/whisky blog, for themn's looking to get smarter about such things? I'm never gonna be a high-end consumer, but looking for some sipping options for times, esp. evenings, when I don't feel like wine or beer.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (QDnY+)

64 35 Serious question. Does anyone with an IQ over ten actually give a flying fuck about these award shows?
Posted by: JTB at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (bmdz3)

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The Duchess loves the Oscars. She made me watch it with her when we were first married. It did not go well and she's never asked me to watch with her again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (gC2IV)

65 Reap what you sow, Hollywood. See you in Arizona Bay
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (tRd71)

Learn to swim

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (NWiLs)

66 Isn't Liam Neeson looking for a gig?



He does have certain skills.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

67 Is it wrong that in one of the recent trailers for Captain Marvel, Brie Larson looked fairly attractive to me?
---
Not necessarily.

There have been re-shoots to address smile-gate while simultaneously crying sexism over smile-gate.

She was okay in Kong: Skull Island.

Posted by: Methos at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (kOpft)

68

The pure straight up RACISM in what Alex Cortez says is right there.

She's saying Latinos are a superior race to all these White INTERLOPERS.

Alex Cortez isn't stupid, she's a delusional and dangerous megalomaniac.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (q19mL)

69 Bezos beaver and dick pic scandal.

2019 best year yet

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (Y274z)

70
In the meantime, the Westminster Kennel Club's 2019 Dog Show is next week.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 07, 2019 07:36 PM (Xqo6t)


Her Majesty and Delilah leave tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2019 07:40 PM (LsBY9)

71 When Hollywood knows a movie is going to be bad, they go into heavy editing mode to make it as short as possible, too. Both on the theory that at least if it's shorter, there's not so much badness to annoy people with, and on the theory that you really have to jam in as many showings as possible (which requires shorter run-times) before poisonous word-of-mouth leaks out.

In the case of horror, some bad movies can be made passable or even good when editors cut out the too-obvious gore. Terror (when the bad sh!t is offstage) works better than horror or gross-out. Stephen King knows this and wrote about it. A good example is Event Horizon.

Some bad movies can be made awesome when they add new scenes with self-referential camp. Army of Darkness.

And then there are movies where they're just like, fuck it. January and late-August movies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

72 This whole Airhead Cortez thing is a distraction. You can't even get the alarmists to fly commercial and now you think they are going to stop flying? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (L3YlV)

73
The Cast of The Avengers

Emma Peel in a leather suit? Fine by me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (LsBY9)

74 I hit the mother lode at Hobby Lobby today! I was like a kid in a candy store. I was grabbing beads like a crazy person. Mad genius will be hard at work this weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (dUJdY)

75 Serious question. Does anyone with an IQ over ten actually give a flying fuck about these award shows?

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Not exactly. I do know chicks who watch it for the dress pr0n.

But no, I don't know anyone stupid enough to actually care about which stupid ass motherfucker is awarded some stupid ass figurine for his crap performance in whatever horrible piece of shit he sucked his way into some job in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (t/wZ4)

76 Need a host? Call Alan Smithee!

Posted by: Downcast at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (GADDb)

77 Has AOC been to the Alamo? Does she know anything? I think she needs pregnancy.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (Y274z)

78 4 hours is too long of people not watching.

Let's get it down to 3.

Posted by: Golfman at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (GL/05)

79 Yes. Yes, I would settle for Scarlet Johanson in a side split dress. It's almost like you know me....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (2sCft)

80 Those aren't spotlights.

They're laser sights.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

81 Watch that red carpet celebs. Never can tell where it's been.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (jm1YL)

82 Bad movies can also be made good by accident. If the mechanical shark had worked like it was supposed to, Jaws would've sucked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (gC2IV)

83 Host-less Ho-Ho's are a sponsor.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

They'll always have Twinkies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

And Ding-Dongs.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (zmIJL)

84 Since we're discussing movies, the wife and I watched Crazy Rich Asians and enjoyed it immensely. It's a rom-com, so you already know the plot, but it's set in a novel environment. In general, quite well done.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

85
The more silly and superficial the profession, the more awards and prizes it gives out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2019 07:42 PM (LsBY9)

86 >>>12 Is it wrong that in one of the recent trailers for Captain Marvel, Brie Larson looked fairly attractive to me?

She's got a... FLAT ASS!!!

Posted by: Al Pacino at February 07, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

87 The only thing that can make this better is if they come up with some sort of pin or bow to show their NPC solidarity for something crazy, like abortion (again), #MeToo (again), or something new like "F#CK ORANGE MAN."

Oh, and keep that whole "Ask Her More" business scolding on the red carpet. That takes the joy out of the last tolerable part of the evening: the pretty dresses.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

88 I think they should have Bette Midler and Cher host.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:43 PM (+0faA)

89 The left is cracking. From AOC to the racism and sexual assault in VA to their own frigging parties they are destroying themselves with their own rules.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

I'm not sure it's gonna happen fast enough to keep them from taking us with them.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 07:43 PM (tbASN)

90 She's got a... FLAT ASS!!!
Posted by: Al Pacino



Alas. Tis true.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:43 PM (NLLmE)

91 fuck the oscars

sorry to those i have offended

lolol

Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (VzI4f)

92

Scarlett Johansen has a face that could stop a clock.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (q19mL)

93 ''Her Majesty and Delilah leave tomorrow''

How exciting. Give Delilah a good luck hug from all of us.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (jm1YL)

94
She's like Uma Thurman. Homely.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (q19mL)

95 Like 99+% of the US population, I am of course utterly unfit to host the Academy Awards. Or watch them on TV. Or read about them. Or watch any of the movies competing for prizes.

The level of purity they are achieving in that industry is a thing to behold. Like an isolated obscure monastary nobody ever visits.

They don't need any of us. It was never about the money. It was all about the art.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (+U5w+)

96 I second that they should have Alan Smithee host the Oscars. 2018 was that sort of year. The best supporting actress was the dog in Alpha

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (ykYG2)

97 Now for Best Supporting Actor, we have entering the Thunderdome...
... last one standing wins the Oscah!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (1g7ch)

98 I won't be watching. The whole thing bored me to tears when I did watch. They are all just insufferable now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (dUJdY)

99 concrete girl, +1000

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (+0faA)

100 Sorry, guys. Scarlet may have a good figure, but she was ( and still is, even with much face work ) a rather homely bitch.

Posted by: Demoncrat WAH WAH BABY at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (xZjSg)

101 Zombie Bob Hope and Johnny Carson would be acceptable.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (jm1YL)

102
She makes noises in her lame fight scenes. Noises that express exertion and pain.

Worst super hero ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (q19mL)

103 Cortez was a European male colon-izer.

Just saying.
Posted by: blaster



He conquered butt stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (eDmrZ)

104 92

Scarlett Johansen has a face that could stop a clock.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:44 PM (q19mL)

Her ass was great in Lost in Translation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (JLQGI)

105 They'll always have Twinkies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

...I got some bad news for you...

Posted by: Tallahassee at February 07, 2019 07:46 PM (GADDb)

106
Her ass was great in Lost in Translation.

Yeah, she was like 23.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:46 PM (q19mL)

107 Black Panther gonna win everything anyway, because Oscars are too white.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 07, 2019 07:47 PM (kxIcA)

108 Cortez was a European male colon-izer.

Just saying.
Posted by: blaster



He conquered butt stuff.
Posted by: rickb223

Yeah he did.

Posted by: Cory Booker - Militantly Hetero you guys at February 07, 2019 07:47 PM (jHOO+)

109 >>>12 Is it wrong that in one of the recent trailers for Captain Marvel, Brie Larson looked fairly attractive to me?

She's got a... FLAT ASS!!!
Posted by: Al Pacino at February 07, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)


I can pump that up for her.

Posted by: Mandingo at February 07, 2019 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

110 #71 When Harvey thinks his fiscus needs watering he calls up a bad actress to talk about making a movie. All she has to do is hang out with his naked self. Like Bezos and his wedding ring with a selfie stuck.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 07:47 PM (Y274z)

111 ''Her ass was great in Lost in Translation. ''

She was lovely in "The Girl With the Pearl Earring"

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (jm1YL)

112 All I know about Scarlett Johansson is that a couple years ago she told Oxfam to GFY when they got all pissy about her doing ads for SodaStream because it's an Israeli company.

So, good for her.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

113 Just thinking about all of these women in their Vera Wang originals just gets me so INSPIRED!!!

Posted by: Cory Booker at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

114 I hit the mother lode at Hobby Lobby today! I was like a kid in a candy store. I was grabbing beads like a crazy person. Mad genius will be hard at work this weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (dUJdY)


I have this vision of a lady wheeling two carts through the aisles and throwing beads in with both hands while she never stops moving!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (f3oO4)

115 The left eating its own is truly more enjoyable than any film Hollywood has put out since 2000.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (bkUtD)

116 If the academy was wise, they would just televise the red carpet walk before the ceremony. Then, put on Rosanne reruns.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (ABjxW)

117 Sorry, guys. Scarlet may have a good figure, but she was ( and still is, even with much face work ) a rather homely bitch.

Her face is a good base for makeup. And nipples like strawberries.

http://bit.ly/2GvT3DG

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

118 Yeah, I don't give a fuck about Hollywood anymore.

I want to make a movie, but *I* want to make it. I don't want Hollywood anywhere near my creative work.

I hope in Trump's second term, he sends the IRS out to rape Hollywood anally with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (miE9U)

119 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (f3oO4)

lol.. that was pretty much me. I was even stuffing shit in the pockets of my coat. Thankfully I remembered at check out that they were in there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)

120 100 Sorry, guys. Scarlet may have a good figure, but she was ( and still is, even with much face work ) a rather homely bitch.

Posted by: Demoncrat WAH WAH BABY at February 07, 2019 07:45 PM (xZjSg)

Old Hollywood knew how to get the hotties. I'd rather have 1930s tousled Myrna Loy than any of these recent bitches.

https://tinyurl.com/y8s4hbpq


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (4ErVI)

121 Her face is a good base for makeup. And nipples like strawberries.

http://bit.ly/2GvT3DG
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (ABjxW)

122 It will be a bash Trump fest anyway so I'm not caring who hosts it.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (/rm4P)

123 O thought her name was spelled Maeby, an anagram of maybe.

Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (FqkiV)

124 I think she's purty.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 07:51 PM (NLLmE)

125 In the olden time Hollywood did it right. They held a dinner. They gave out the Oscars. There wasn't a huge stage. There was a dais with some flowers on it. They didn't do the stupid songs and dances and all that other bs. Winners didn't blather on and on about all the little people who made it possible, etc. Ten people didn't jump up on stage to receive one statue. Winners came up solo and said, "Thank you." If they felt really moved they said, "Thank you from the bottom of my heart." The End.

If they'd gone back to that streamlined format years ago it would've revived the Oscars. But now it doesn't matter what they do or how they fix it. I don't care if they all show up nude. It's the biggest bore imaginable.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 07:51 PM (zmIJL)

126 >>> O thought her name was spelled Maeby, an anagram of maybe.

I think you're right, i always get it wrong.

Posted by: Shirley Funke at February 07, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

127 I hit the mother lode at Hobby Lobby today! I was like a kid in a candy store. I was grabbing beads like a crazy person. Mad genius will be hard at work this weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (dUJdY)

I have this vision of a lady wheeling two carts through the aisles and throwing beads in with both hands while she never stops moving!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Yelling "Mine! All mine! Bwahahahahahahaha!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 07:51 PM (eDmrZ)

128 Yay, work over I can carch up on the news.

I misheard news about the oscars and thought it said lady Gaga was hosting. That could actually work, except she is a nominee. Put a pin in it for next year, Hollywood.

And Kudos to her for refusing to sing unless all the nominees are sung. They were only going to choose like 2. Playing all the song noms is NOT the reason the show is too long and sucks, Hollywood, hate to break this to you.

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2019 07:52 PM (2xrdD)

129 I know this is OT but we're over 100 AND I can't get enough of Occasional-Cortex. I really, really, really want her to run for President. In 2020.I know she's too young but that's according to rules made up by dead white guys. And besides which THERE ARE NO RULES!!!! At least according to her side and I'm down with that.


Please, please, please. The American people need a strong dose of her RIGHT NOW!

I want her to show me how Pol Pot got it all wrong and how she will better.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 07, 2019 07:52 PM (vFUiw)

130 Me on the red carpet:

Reporter: Duke, who are you wearing?

Me: Well the pants are Hagar relaxed fit. The jacket I got from Men's Wearhouse. I forget where I got the shoes, but I've had em for a while and I love em!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)

131 >>>Old Hollywood knew how to get the hotties. I'd rather have 1930s tousled Myrna Loy than any of these recent bitches.



Veronica. Lake.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2019 07:53 PM (bkUtD)

132 >>Sorry, guys. Scarlet may have a good figure, but she was ( and still is, even with much face work ) a rather homely bitch.

Well if you guys aren't interested just put her in my cart.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

133
I hope in Trump's second term, he sends the IRS out to rape Hollywood anally with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Aren't all the IRS people the same people who were there under Obama?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

134 Delilah.

?

Is that supposed to be something *special* here abouts? Like *elbows* perhaps?

Posted by: socalcon at February 07, 2019 07:54 PM (Roy2Z)

135 15 Damn. My commute made me miss "Breakfast Club Evita"

Well done!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2019 07:32 PM (8Hqex)


I first read that as "commune". Damn cataracts.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:54 PM (sdi6R)

136 ''Veronica. Lake.''

Olivia de Havilland

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

137 I won't be watching. The whole thing bored me to tears when I did watch. They are all just insufferable now.
Posted by: Jewells45


I don't think I ever saw an Academy ceremony that was worth my time. Even the Grammies had that "Eminem show" in 2001. But the Oscars have always sucked.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 07:55 PM (ykYG2)

138 Epic Races Towards Obscurity


The NFL

versus

The Academy Awards


BEGIN!

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 07, 2019 07:55 PM (EyBg4)

139 Wouldn't be surprised if AOC was there as a guest of Sarandon or as a presenter, especially since the award winning documentary of her greatness.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 07:55 PM (hECVl)

140 Well if you guys aren't interested just put her in my cart.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 07:53 PM (/

-------

LOL. No matter how hot a chick is, there is always the contingent that says "I guess she's pretty good... if you're into dogs!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (t/wZ4)

141 Ace, if you are here the emoji sidebar thing is awesome. But do NOT tweet eggplant emojis at Jonah, whatever you do! You will be appalled at what gets PMd back.

I just had get educated for work in all the secret sex code the kids these days are doing through emojis. Was eye opening. Would give the gardening thread a whole new meaning!

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (2xrdD)

142 *Takes off shoe on red carpet:

Me: Check this out! Gold toe socks! Got em on sale at Walmart. Twelve bucks! Six pair! Fucking gold toe!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (gC2IV)

143 Trump needs to RICO the paedo network in Hollywood.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (ykYG2)

144 >>>Olivia de Havilland



Yvonne de Carlo - Ten Commandments, not Munsters

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (bkUtD)

145 I wasn't here on the last thread, so I'll just drop this here. Someone should tell AOC what the largest global producer of biologic methane is.

Termites. Cows aren't even in the running.

I'd like to see the smoke come out of her ears.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (Hx3Yn)

146 boulder, yup

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

147 129 I know this is OT but we're over 100

--ace declared it open thread in the post

Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (FqkiV)

148 129 I know this is OT but we're over 100 AND I can't get enough of Occasional-Cortex. I really, really, really want her to run for President. In 2020.I know she's too young but that's according to rules made up by dead white guys. And besides which THERE ARE NO RULES!!!! At least according to her side and I'm down with that.


Please, please, please. The American people need a strong dose of her RIGHT NOW!

I want her to show me how Pol Pot got it all wrong and how she will better.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 07, 2019 07:52 PM (vFUiw)


I would be a little more comfortable with that if I thought that the GOPe was actually doing anything about vote fraud.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

149 Hedy Lamar

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

150 >>>Hedy Lamar


it's Hedley.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2019 07:57 PM (bkUtD)

151 So what's a good bourbon/whisky blog, for themn's looking to get smarter about such things?

https://youtu.be/1cCZrlgNpak

Only 3 videos in this playlist and they're all worthwhile. It won't make you an expert but it's a start.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 07, 2019 07:57 PM (xQfPr)

152

Is that supposed to be something *special* here abouts? Like *elbows* perhaps?

Posted by: socalcon at February 07, 2019 07:54 PM (Roy2Z)


http://soyaraborzoi.com/Delilah.htm

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2019 07:58 PM (LsBY9)

153

Ace en Fuego!

Boss: vacation soon...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 07, 2019 07:58 PM (60mlA)

154 Ingrid Bergman

Merle Oberon

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 07:58 PM (jm1YL)

155 Thankfully I remembered at check out that they were in there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY)


Glad you're not using your one phone call to post here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 07, 2019 07:58 PM (f3oO4)

156 socalcon, Yes. Delilah is Hadrian's entry in Westminster.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 07:58 PM (+0faA)

157 Gotta go out some heat on my back. Damn winter...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (dUJdY)

158 I'm afraid the IRS like the FBI is filthy with swamp creatures whom all assume your money is their money.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (/rm4P)

159 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 07, 2019 07:47 PM (kxIcA)

====

Hey MizzT. Hope all is well with you.

Posted by: jc at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (PuMKG)

160 Loretta Young

Gene Tierney

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (4ErVI)

161 68
The pure straight up RACISM in what Alex Cortez says is right there.

She's saying Latinos are a superior race to all these White INTERLOPERS.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 07:39 PM (q19mL)
-------------------------------------------------------
Well, it's doubly crazy because (for the millionth time) "Latino" is not a race and "Hispanic" is not a race.

She seems to be implying that "Latinos" are all Amerindian (or substantially so) and therefore have a special claim to anything they want in the whole hemisphere.

This in itself is laughable --- but what about the vast number of Latinos who have no (or virtually no) Amerindian blood?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (Rxduq)

162 I want her to show me how Pol Pot got it all wrong and how she will better.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 07, 2019 07:52 PM

While using 'like' every 3rd or 4th word.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:00 PM (zmIJL)

163 The RBG doc will win best documentary, and the RBG slobbering will be nauseating. Sadly it SHOULD be They Shall Never Grow Old or the Mister Rogers doc. WWI doc did not enter in time for some reason. Rogers doc was snubbed. I smell a fix.

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2019 08:00 PM (2xrdD)

164 You just put Mel Brooks up there for two hours and I'll watch.

Otherwise...meh.

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 08:00 PM (8erNz)

165 But do NOT tweet eggplant emojis at Jonah, whatever you do! You will be appalled at what gets PMd back. I just had get educated for work in all the secret sex code the kids these days are doing through emojis.

LizLem - you... you didn't know? You didn't even watch "Blockers"?

Granted, few others watched that rotten movie, except me, and I was sorry I did, but . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 08:00 PM (ykYG2)

166 Dark Mysteries of the Oscars

Pass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

167 I'm kind of curious about AOC's new plan. She wants to get rid of cows because they fart too much, but also wants to get rid of cars, which means that horses will suddenly be required for everything that can't go by train (like, say, unloading stuff from the train and hauling to distribution centers). Do Horses just not fart? Or am I not supposed to be asking that question?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (bZ7mE)

168 To rejuvenate Scarlett's complexion, she just needs to be rubbed down in baby oil and given a full body massage.

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (wxZSX)

169 I can't remember the last time I watched The Oscars.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (PNUbZ)

170 Joan Fontaine

Barbara Stanwyck especially in "The Lady Eve"

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (jm1YL)

171 Rita Hayworth in 'Gilda'. The most glamorous, gorgeous movie star ever. What a sad life though.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (zmIJL)

172 The Oscars would actually get viewers if they announced the opening would feature 15 minutes of cat videos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

173 Mary Pickford going way back.

The trick is to find someone who wasn't gorgeous. There were some but even there they did great work and they usually played some sort of archetype that in real life wouldn't be an attractive woman. Maybe a nagging woman or a bitter spinster, etc. I can see some of them in my mind but can't think of their names. Good character actresses though who had long careers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (4ErVI)

174 Loretta Young

Gene Tierney

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Loretta was a wisp of a thing but gorgeous.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (NLLmE)

175 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 07:59 PM (Rxduq)

--I'm more Latino than Gisselle Buendchen, but not according to the Demotards.

Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (FqkiV)

176 I don't think Henry Winkler is dead, he was on the Tonight show last night.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (/rm4P)

177 A Yorkie.

Hmh, go figure.

Posted by: socalcon at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (Roy2Z)

178 Marlena Dietrich

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (jm1YL)

179 Dack, Mary Pickford was one of the founders of United Artists.

UA was founded by Pickford, DW Griffith, Douglas Fairbanks, and Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (miE9U)

180 167 AOC's plan does get rid of most transportation as we know it. The ruling class will be hauled around in sedan chairs, carried by Unionized sedan chair guys.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (xzqr4)

181 144 ... "Yvonne de Carlo - Ten Commandments, not Munsters"

Agreed. But I would add McClintock! She was smoking in that and did a bit of comedy as well.

Posted by: JTB at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (bmdz3)

182 Jewells, congrats on the Hobby Lobby hoard! I am picturing your house looking like the cave of Smaug.

An art friend taught me the secret of how to time buying frames and art supplies to their sales. I need to get back in that groove! I need some frames for posters and gifts.

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (2xrdD)

183 I'm not saying I won't be hosting the oscars in a side slit dress.

But I'm also not saying that I won't.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (cRkMZ)

184 Remember someone saying leftists destroy institutions and wear its husk as a skin-suit, or something to that effect? This here is a silver lining. Suck it, lefty idiots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (t6MX/)

185 114 I hit the mother lode at Hobby Lobby today! I was like a kid in a candy store. I was grabbing beads like a crazy person. Mad genius will be hard at work this weekend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (dUJdY)
---
Hobby Lobby is great for tackle makers, too. A lot of the beads, split rings, etc are exactly the same as those sold by the tackle companies, but a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (hjaPQ)

186 local theatre is showing 'Garabandal, solo Dios lo sabe'. About visitations by the Virgin and St. Michael to some young girls in a Spanish town in 1961. The movie was yuuuge in Spain.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

187
Yes, a Yorkie. Good eye.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (LsBY9)

188 UA was founded by Pickford, DW Griffith, Douglas Fairbanks, and Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 08:03 PM (miE9U)


And destroyed by Michael Cimino.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (PNUbZ)

189 167
Do Horses just not fart? Or am I not supposed to be asking that question?
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (bZ7mE)


*finger to nose*

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

190 The other thing the Oscars do is give 2nd rate awards away for 3 hours then long after they said they would be over start giving away the big awards.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (/rm4P)

191 ''Loretta was a wisp of a thing but gorgeous.''

Joan Crawford was a tiny thing too though she never appeared so on film.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (jm1YL)

192 Primordial, exactly.

Cimino is one Hollyweird freak who deserved to have his career destroyed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (miE9U)

193 The ruling class will be hauled around in sedan chairs, carried by Unionized sedan chair guys.

___

For the record, I prefer to be ridden by burly union guys, not get a ride from them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (cRkMZ)

194 Maureen O'Hara

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (Hx3Yn)

195 Duke Lowell @ 130-- Attire on red carpet?Well, I got these Wranglers used at Goodwill, the oilfield camo shirt at Atwoods Feed and Seed, and digital cam jacket ditto, the boots are Bellville Sabres in desert tan. The wool socks at Gander Mountain when they went broke sometime back. I thing the underwear...wait a minute....oh they are in the washing machine.

Posted by: Eromeor at February 07, 2019 08:04 PM (zLDYs)

196 Too bad Kevin Hart didn't abort at the last minute, ya know, as kind of a tribute to New York and Women's (and now men's) reproductive rights.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (I4AOX)

197 The Oscars will indeed be hostless, ABC finally confirmed on Tuesday.




Hostless, talentless and brainless

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

198 The Oscar's real mystery will be, where did our viewers go?

Posted by: Simon sez, and the loser is... at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (FsgBK)

199 I'm not saying I won't be hosting the oscars in a side slit dress.

But I'm also not saying that I won't.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton a


Oh gawd...cottage cheese squeezing through a crack.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (NLLmE)

200 no time to read the comments, but I suspect there are plenty of well-known figures who could host the Asscarts without causing a fuss. I wouldn't watch anyway but Meryl Streep comes to mind. Never appeared in blackface...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (ZqRa6)

201 Tucker going after the Progressive's hypocrisy.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (hECVl)

202 I got nuthin. But a good wine buzz. Zero temps on the way in and my first SS check due in a few days.

Life is good. And......She's in love with me and I feel Fine.

Till tomorrow

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (7ZQe3)

203 TQM, judging by the last couple years, also viewerless.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (miE9U)

204 The Cast of The Avengers

Emma Peel in a leather suit? Fine by me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2019 07:41 PM (LsBY9)



Circa 1966, not present day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

205 Tanned rested and ready...

Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (ICWiF)

206 TQM, judging by the last couple years, also viewerless.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2019 08:05 PM (miE9U)




I haven't watched the Oscars since Braveheart won

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:06 PM (SiINZ)

207 172 The Oscars would actually get viewers if they announced the opening would feature 15 minutes of cat videos.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)


They would do even better with 3 hours of cat videos.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

208 Vivian Leigh

Clara Bow

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:06 PM (4ErVI)

209 About visitations by the Virgin and St. Michael to some young girls in a Spanish town

___

Maybe I should start visiting more young girls too.


Should I tell them I have free candy in my van or just kind of sneak in at night?


Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2019 08:06 PM (cRkMZ)

210
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2019 08:07 PM (KCxzN)

211 Yes I did not know Boulder, am ashamed of my naivete!! If it exists it will be turned into something sexual at some point; I stupidly forgot the cardinal rule. The social media training me think back and worry I texted ppl emojis I should not, lol. But I mostly do smileys, hearts and holiday emojis so I think I am ok.

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2019 08:07 PM (2xrdD)

212 Hi there, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:07 PM (t+qrx)

213
hey, hogmartin

ready for your adventure?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2019 08:08 PM (KCxzN)

214 Norma Shearer

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:08 PM (jm1YL)

215 haven't watched on oscars shitshow since the early seventies. pointless, commie, bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2019 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

216 I don't hear that question often enough. But yeah, I think so.

Just for the record, you mean the NoVAMoMe, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:09 PM (t+qrx)

217 I'm kind of curious about AOC's new plan. She wants to get rid of cows because they fart too much, but also wants to get rid of cars, which means that horses will suddenly be required for everything that can't go by train (like, say, unloading stuff from the train and hauling to distribution centers). Do Horses just not fart? Or am I not supposed to be asking that question?
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2019 08:01 PM

Ah yes, horses. I can't wait to go back to a time where horses pooped all over the place, or witnessing some a-hole beating his old, starved, sick horse to death in the street because it couldn't pull the load any more. Yeah, I'm nostalgic for the Good Old Days.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:09 PM (zmIJL)

218 Jennifer Jones

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:09 PM (jm1YL)

219 guessing someone got murdered in the building across the street here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (MTjB1)

220 Mark Steyn coming up on Tuca. Must see tv

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (7ZQe3)

221 You have to think they had to find really attractive women who could act because movies back then simply didn't have the bells and whistles you see now. Special effects practically didn't exist outside of rear projection or other camera tricks. CGI wouldn't even be a thing for decades. You had a script, some set pieces, and the actors and actresses. So you learned how to light the women (who were beautiful women regardless) in a way that made them transcendent. Then it all fell apart with feminism, the cultural collapse in the 1960s, and now we're here where there are very few really attractive actresses working.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (4ErVI)

222 Horses>Cows

Posted by: Aldi's Meat Dept. at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (I4AOX)

223 Ah yes, horses. I can't wait to go back to a time where horses pooped all over the place, or witnessing some a-hole beating his old, starved, sick horse to death in the street because it couldn't pull the load any more. Yeah, I'm nostalgic for the Good Old Days.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:09 PM (zmIJL)


In these Good Old Days, were cities lit by the warm, fragrant glow of 100% whale oil?

Sign me the f up.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx)

224 What You Get: "Tank" Abrams in Spandex.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

225 Taxing Flatus was my idea and these people stole it !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM (qM84C)

226 Wouldn't watch it anyway.

Why watch a bunch of people pat themselves on the back for being asshats in the first place?

Posted by: Don Q at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM (NgKpN)

227 Horses most definitely do fart.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (hjaPQ)

228 She seems to be implying that "Latinos" are all Amerindian (or
substantially so) and therefore have a special claim to anything they
want in the whole hemisphere.

***

I had a LIV ask me about the whole thing with the southwest and Aztlan


Why do Mexicans think they are owed CA?

Because Mexico inherited colonial California from Spain.

Where there a lot of Spaniards there?


No almost none. It was almost all American Indians.


So do descendants of the American Indians think of themselves as Mexican?

No.


So why do they think they deserve California?

That is a very good question.




Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (cRkMZ)

229 Why watch a bunch of people pat themselves on the back for being asshats in the first place?
Posted by: Don Q at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM (NgKpN)


That's Entertainment!

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (T71PA)

230 guessing someone got murdered in the building across the street here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (MTjB1)



Did you see it out your Rear Window?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (SiINZ)

231 In these Good Old Days, were cities lit by the warm, fragrant glow of 100% whale oil?

Sign me the f up.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM

Yeah, and the open canal sewers filled with trash and dead animals. Good times!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (zmIJL)

232 Everything farts.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)

233 So is it going to be some pre recorded voice saying the Oscar goes to.. blah blah blah, Then they come grab their stupid statue, thank a few people, tell us all how stupid we are because Trump and walk off stage. Cool, I can go back to not giving a fck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (L3YlV)

234 Horses most definitely do fart.
----
Can't burp, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2019 08:13 PM (Hx3Yn)

235

Marjorie Main
Beulah Bondi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

236 Oscar Nominations 2019: The Complete Listhttps://tinyurl.com/y7baxxv6

Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel at February 07, 2019 08:13 PM (ICWiF)

237 Everything farts.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)


The 'ettes don fart, they toot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:13 PM (T71PA)

238 Yeah, and the open canal sewers filled with trash and dead animals. Good times!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (zmIJL)


Leave LA out of this!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (wCTys)

239 Okay. How's this?

The entire Oscar ceremony performed by cats and dogs, representing every category.

I'd actually watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

240 The 'ettes don fart, they toot.
Posted by: DR.WTF



And glow.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (NLLmE)

241 Hogmartin @ 223, I want a vest with a watchpocket, a widebrim hat, and a revolver on my hip.

Posted by: Eromeo at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (zLDYs)

242 Woman do not FART !!! Women relieve themselves people !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (qM84C)

243 Why watch a bunch of people pat themselves on the back for being asshats in the first place?
Posted by: Don Q at February 07, 2019 08:11 PM (NgKpN)


Because coffee and bagels will be provided after the quarterly employee awards.

Because the MWR fund is paying for the first game at the bowling alley after the awards ceremony.

Because this will be a fun event and participation is mandatory.

*twitches*

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (t+qrx)

244 235

Marjorie Main
Beulah Bondi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

Good find. I'm thinking of one lady in particular who played those character parts and I'm still searching.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

245 We poot and glisten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

246 Everything farts.
***

The exciting sequel to Everyone Poops?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (cRkMZ)

247 Okay. How's this?

The entire Oscar ceremony performed by cats and dogs, representing every category.

I'd actually watch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


No minkeys!!

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (NLLmE)

248 Well if you guys aren't interested just put her in my cart.


Uh, you gonna eat that?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

249 233 So is it going to be some pre recorded voice saying the Oscar goes to.. blah blah blah, Then they come grab their stupid statue, thank a few people, tell us all how stupid we are because Trump and walk off stage. Cool, I can go back to not giving a fck.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (L3YlV)


Why not let all the actor shitheads work from home, send them a transcript of what some other shithead would have said, and then FedEx that golden dildo to them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (wCTys)

250 Hogmartin @ 223, I want a vest with a watchpocket, a widebrim hat, and a revolver on my hip.
Posted by: Eromeo at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (zLDYs)


I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Doc Holiday at February 07, 2019 08:15 PM (T71PA)

251 Rita Hayworth

Ginger Rogers

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (jm1YL)

252 219 guessing someone got murdered in the building across the street here.

No, probably somebody dressed up in blackface. That's worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (V2Yro)

253 when are they starting the transoceanic railroad? will warren buffet be the main investor? think of all the coolies we'll need.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (KP5rU)

254 Hogmartin @ 223, I want a vest with a watchpocket, a widebrim hat, and a revolver on my hip.
Posted by: Eromeo at February 07, 2019 08:14 PM (zLDYs)


This guy knows what's up.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (t+qrx)

255 Hey Jewells45, I looked at the jewelry in your store. Some really lovely stuff.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (l9m7l)

256 At least the cat means we'd get to see a little pussy...

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (3OPOm)

257 The 'ettes don fart, they toot.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:13 PM (T71PA)

*whips out notebook*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (tbASN)

258 MARY WICKES!

I knew I'd find her. Guarantee you all know her face. Not the best looking lady but a fine actress.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (4ErVI)

259 All of my news threads are open threads.

The only posts where they're not open are hobby type threads where people might want the chance to talk about their hobby without all the political chatter, and coblogger posts. Cobloggers put up fewer posts than I do, so each one is more precious to them.

I shit these out two an hour (when I'm working fast) so I really couldn't care less if you read them or comment on them.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

260 Um as the cow fart debate rages I have a question:
How many bovine farts happened before we wiped out the millions of free range buffalos

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (ICWiF)

261 I still wish Kevin Hart had groveled until they let him host then on the night of the telecast, walked on stage, said "Go screw yourselves!" and walked off.

If they are going to crap on you, return the favor.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (aZ9CV)

262 DUST > Hollywood

"The Leap"

https://tinyurl.com/yd5sq46f

Posted by: mikeyG at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (LL1Be)

263 They should have MMA run the Oscars. I'd watch if the commie simps got beat up by tatted-up girls in the octagon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (hjaPQ)

264 If you have never read 'Run with the Horsemen" you can never fully appreciate what happens when you light a match under the tail of a farting mule.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (+0faA)

265 ''Good find. I'm thinking of one lady in particular who played those character parts and I'm still searching.''

There were so many good ones.

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (jm1YL)

266 Yo Clogenstein, cats fart too. Ever stop to consider that, hmmm? To the camp with fluffy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (gC2IV)

267 Gun thread? The double stack 1911 in the sidebar is interesting. Too bad its made by Remington.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (0OmEj)

268 Cyd Charisse.

Grace Kelly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (JLQGI)

269 Doc, you'd probably get the drop on me cause I can't even spell my own damn name. Demon rum.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (zLDYs)

270 232 Everything farts.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)


Everybody Hurts.

Posted by: R.E.M. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

271 Why do Mexicans think they are owed CA?

Because their own country is a train wreck, and California is wealthy.

Kinda the perspective of ticks when a dog passes by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (wCTys)

272 Ugh, Dana Perino on Tucker. Even when she's going after Dems she's not worth it. She's like a piano teacher, waiting for you to make a mistake (h/t Rush ).

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)

273 Horses most definitely do fart.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (hjaPQ)


Horses fart and mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (SiINZ)

274 Cyd Charisse had legs for miles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

275 AOC a while back mentioned solar powered airliners. My goodness, she's actually "special".

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (L3YlV)

276 I shit these out two an hour (when I'm working fast) so I really couldn't care less if you read them or comment on them.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

Ah yes I see so two shits per hour times 24 hours... You methane recovery tax bill is in the mail..

Posted by: Bed bug crazy greenie at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (ICWiF)

277

Margaret Wycherly

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

278 270 232 Everything farts.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)

Everybody Hurts.
Posted by: R.E.M. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

Love Burns.

Posted by: Nazareth at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (JLQGI)

279 266 Yo Clogenstein, cats fart too. Ever stop to consider that, hmmm? To the camp with fluffy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (gC2IV)


Our late beloved golden retriever used to fart sometimes - and they were real room-clearers, I'm here to tell you - and then he'd look around, offended. "Really! You people are SO uncouth!" and then leave the room.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (wCTys)

280
Ugh, Dana Perino on Tucker. Even when she's going after Dems she's not worth it.

Nevertrump Bush loyalist. Royalist.

One of those.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (LL1Be)

281 278 270 232 Everything farts.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)

Everybody Hurts.
Posted by: R.E.M. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

Love Burns.
Posted by: Nazareth at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (JLQGI)


Farts Burn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (wCTys)

282 Everything farts.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)

Everybody Hurts.
Posted by: R.E.M. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

Love Burns.
Posted by: Nazareth at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM



HotAir

oh wait that's not a song

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (786Ro)

283 There's a 1911 in the sidebar? Didn't Remington have a big recall on theirs?


Didn't follow it much, but always struck me as sort of bizarre. A simple, century-old design - how can you f**k it up?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

284 Cyd Charisse had legs for miles.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Dancer bod. Nice buttocks.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (NLLmE)

285 Linda Cristal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (JLQGI)

286 Ben Had made me think of an Ace of Spades HQ movie.

Ace is trapped in NY, NY. The mobs are afraid to touch him, with all his martial arts skills, the IKEA drill, and lots of chutzpah.

So we are gathered one by one as a road trip rescue squad, or as Ben Had puts it, a QRF.

So it is a road trip / rescue mission. Her Grace Miley can be the flirtatious love interest, always cleaning wine stains from white, flimsy t-shirts.

Weasel is our overwatch protection. One shot, one drone kill.

We need to Horde source the rest of the team.

We could be a group of people wrongfully convicted of writing the truth about AOC, until bluebell broke us out of stir.

We would be the Ace team. But better shorts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

287 >>> AOC a while back mentioned solar powered airliners.

there was an ultralight that was largely solar powered. But it was made of balsa wood and a type of plastic one step up from saran wrap and carried one person, a few days worth of food, a catheter and a bucket.

Probably not the sort of thing you can upscale to carry 300 people.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (PbpT7)

288 Dana Perino farts.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (hjaPQ)

289 AOC a while back mentioned solar powered airliners. My goodness, she's actually "special".
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (L3YlV)


No, she's not "special", she's just event-horizon time-dilating stupid.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (t+qrx)

290 267 Gun thread? The double stack 1911 in the sidebar is interesting. Too bad its made by Remington.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (0OmEj)
------
I was just looking at that. Seems interesting, but I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of Change is Bad.

Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (MVjcR)

291 This just in from the Department of Backward Thinking, AOC puts the fart before the horse.

Posted by: Simon sez saddle up at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (FsgBK)

292 AOC a while back mentioned solar powered airliners. My goodness, she's actually "special".

***

No one let her watch the Flintstones or there will be a new proposal added to her Green Deal...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (cRkMZ)

293 Gun thread? The double stack 1911 in the sidebar is interesting. Too bad its made by Remington.



My R1 is a great shooter. I hope the grip angle stayed the same.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

294 263
They should have MMA run the Oscars. I'd watch if the commie simps got beat up by tatted-up girls in the octagon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (hjaPQ)

I'd watch a Logan's Run version.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (t6MX/)

295 275 AOC a while back mentioned solar powered airliners. My goodness, she's actually "special".
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (L3YlV)


How's that physics degree coming along, AOC?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (wCTys)

296 Everything farts unless your over 50 then you have to be very careful.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (+0faA)

297
Just for the record, you mean the NoVAMoMe, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:09 PM


yeah

I hear it's the place to be

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (KCxzN)

298 ''MARY WICKES!

I knew I'd find her. Guarantee you all know her face. Not the best looking lady but a fine actress.''

Very funny as Miss Preen the nurse in "The Man Who Came to Dinner"'. The cast was inspired Bette Davis, Ann Sheridan, Billie Burke, Jimmy Durante....

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (jm1YL)

299 gh, Dana Perino on Tucker. Even when she's going after Dems she's not worth it.

Nevertrump Bush loyalist. Royalist.

One of those.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (LL1Be)


She farts.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (T71PA)

300 here's one of the solar powered "planes," though it's mostly a glider

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_Impulse

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

301 287 Probably not the sort of thing you can upscale to carry 300 people.

although that proposal a while back of cramming an A380 full of what was essentially a bicycle seat on a stick was a good start.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2019 08:22 PM (sGtp+)

302 Dana Perino farts.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


You shut your hobo mouth!

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:22 PM (NLLmE)

303 Didn't Remington have a big recall on theirs?


I think that was on the R51.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

304 They should have MMA run the Oscars. I'd watch if the commie simps got beat up by tatted-up girls in the octagon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (hjaPQ)

I'd watch a Logan's Run version.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM (t6MX/)


Running Man

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:22 PM (T71PA)

305 well, and the killer triggers of the 700. That got a recall too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

306 >>> Shes like a piano teacher, waiting for you to make a mistake

Oh, that is a good analogy. I have a friend whose BF messed up on a big thing, and now they are in this weird zone. That is exactly what she is acting like, with a high horse attitude to boot. I am trying to figure out how to help her realize she needs to change her attitude and truly forgive him and move on, or just end it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (2xrdD)

307 Deborah Kerr

Ida Lupino

Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (jm1YL)

308 don't have a cow man ! I see Clint Eastwood's Mule is snubbed and Black Panther did not get a leading actor nomination hmmm.. Oscar Nominations 2019: The Complete List https://tinyurl.com/y7baxxv6

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (ICWiF)

309 I'm sure when Schiff met with Glenn Simpson it was just to talk about golf and their grandchildren.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbyjuwp

This seems bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

310 AOC will not age well. She is going to end up looking like one of those shrunken heads on the opening of, "In Search Of" with Leonard Nimoy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (L3YlV)

311 Didn't follow it much, but always struck me as sort of bizarre. A simple, century-old design - how can you f**k it up?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

I was watching one of the Anvil videos on C&Rsenal's youtube channel. The guy was discussing that he did not need to use an ultra precise set of micrometers, that a set of calipers and measuring down to 1/1000th was 'good enough.' He then mentions that one of his tool and die guys walked by and mentioned that John Moses Browning 'worked in fractions- because he was a God!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (JLQGI)

312 They should expand the "No Host" concept to cover other aspects of the Oscars, such as

No speeches
No politics
No affirmative action awards to placate grievance-mongers

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (c+2jX)

313 She farts.
...
Shoo bop a loo bop
Cyndi Lauper!!
What did I win?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (LL1Be)

314 But better shots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

315
MARY WICKES!

I knew I'd find her. Guarantee you all know her face. Not the best looking lady but a fine actress.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


She was a semi regular on Dennis the Menace TV show.

Hope Emerson is another with similar appearance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

316 >>>AOC will not age well.

she already looks rough.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

317 Didn't Remington have a big recall on theirs?


and yet and yet. I would still pound that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

318 278 270 232 Everything farts.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:12 PM (+0faA)

Everybody Hurts.
Posted by: R.E.M. at February 07, 2019 08:17 PM (sdi6R)

Love Burns.
Posted by: Nazareth at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (JLQGI)


*cough*

Posted by: The Everly Brothers at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

319 AOC is Sotomayor in training.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (+0faA)

320 cut&past fail

Y'all will just have to connect the comment to the right quote.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

321 Mary Wickes was great. My favorite movie with her was 'Now Voyager' which isn't exactly a laugh-fest. She's funny though, as the nurse who is not intimidated in the least by Bette Davis's formidable grande dame mother Gladys Cooper.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (zmIJL)

322 Hump bot lives on in the minds and hearts of his countrymen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (JLQGI)

323 I'll update on the fashion's on the dread carpet

Posted by: Zombie Joan Rivers at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (Ddkdj)

324 This seems bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

Yeah, when Trump mentioned ridiculous investigations, the camera panned to Schiff, and he looked like a deer in the headlights. He is not equal to the task, and he is dirty.

I look forward to his personalized Trump curse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (t6MX/)

325 I have to be with a NeverTrump Deep State Swamp Creature from the Bush administration at a funeral for a loved one this weekend.

Pray for me that I'll keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

326 >AOC will not age well.

she already looks rough.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

You're in her neck of the woods, ask her out for coffee and give us an upfront report.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (tbASN)

327 Well the good news is PDT is hosting his first campaign rally for the 2020 campaign in El Paso on Monday

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (ICWiF)

328 175
--I'm more Latino than Gisselle Buendchen, but not according to the Demotards.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2019 08:02 PM (FqkiV)
-------------------------------
I dunno.
Were you born and raised in a Latin country?
Is your native language of Iberian origin?

Okay, she doesn't have a Spanish or Portuguese surname ---- but neither does Vicente Fox.

The whole category is just ridiculous, especially as it is applied in the Oppression sweepstakes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (Rxduq)

329 *cough*
Posted by: The Everly Brothers at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM

Wake up, little Ruthie, wake up.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (zmIJL)

330 2019: The Year The Left Ate Itself Alive

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (fTQ1B)

331 316 >>>AOC will not age well.

she already looks rough.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM

....

She hasn't been invited to a fetal organ supper yet.

Posted by: Aldi's Meat Dept. at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (I4AOX)

332 Love stinks.

Posted by: J. Geils Band at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

333 She farts.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (T71PA)


Back in high school, one of my teammates (my catcher, actually) was seriously in love with some gal, and started waxing rhapsodic about her on the bus to an away game.

Our third baseman, nodded, and said, "Now imagine her sitting on the pot, taking a big rasty dump."

We had to separate the two of them, which wasn't easy, as we were all laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:27 PM (wCTys)

334 Love Burns.

Posted by: Nazareth at February 07, 2019 08:18 PM (JLQGI)




Slick Willie: You can get shots for that...or so I've heard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:27 PM (SiINZ)

335 Wake up, little Ruthie, wake up.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (zmIJL)

I first read that as 'Wake up, little roofie...'
-Bill Cosby

I am a horrible person.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:27 PM (JLQGI)

336 I got it. They should just announce the Oscars like the credits at the end of a movie! Just scrolling text. TO be cool they could make it like Star Wars. No audience, no hosts, no Trumpathon, no mouth breathing celebs. The whole shit show can get wrapped up in 7 minutes. Done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (L3YlV)

337 >>Yeah, when Trump mentioned ridiculous investigations, the camera panned to Schiff, and he looked like a deer in the headlights. He is not equal to the task, and he is dirty.

The meeting happened last July. Yet the report comes out today after Schiff announces he is going to continue investigating Trump.

Interesting timing. I wonder who gave Solomon the tip?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

338 ...and the nominees for the one single person who ruined the Oscars forever, are

-- Vanessa Redgrave, for fellating the Palestinians in her acceptance speech, opening the door wide for politicized acceptance speeches forevermore

-- Sasheen Littlefeather, for turning the Oscars into an identity-politics demolition derby thenceforth

-- Whoopi Goldberg, for lowering the bar on hosting skills so low that everyone actually charismatic now avoids the job.

And the award goes to....

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (c+2jX)

339 >AOC will not age well.

she already looks rough.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)


What's the over/under on her weight at age 40?

I'm down with 250.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (wCTys)

340 I shit these out two an hour (when I'm working fast) so I really couldn't care less if you read them or comment on them.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)


Jonah can only steal one per day though, as he has to sound out the words.

The ones he doesn't get he just uses M-O-O-N.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (Z4rgH)

341 fuckin Adam Shiftless is really pissing me off!!! Trump needs to find a way to protect himself from this scourge. Turtle needs a couple shots of high octane testosterone as well.... Damn it !!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (ICWiF)

342 2019: The Year The Left Ate Itself Alive
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 08:26 PM (fTQ1B)


I will laugh myself a hernia if RBG is the only commie to survive 2019 still, nominally, in office.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

343 My husband just showed me a SNL skit of AOC. Funniest thing ever! And totally accurate. OMG. I died.

First funny thing I've seen them do since they mocked Mika as the drama queen she is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

344 How about Oscar the Grouch and Triumph, the Insult Dog to host the Oscars?? Shouldn't our Synthetic Americans be represented?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM (WNAuL)

345 45th anniversary of the release of Blazing Saddles.

"....Little bastard shot me in the ass!"
Still my favorite line.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM (BnQXR)

346 DUST > Hollywood
"Never Happened"
NSFW
https://tinyurl.com/y98coa9p

Posted by: mikeyG at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

347 300 here's one of the solar powered "planes," though it's mostly a glider

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_Impulse
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)


2015-2016: Circumnavigation of the Earth by Solar Impulse 2, conducted in seventeen stages over 16-1/2 months

Business trips will be "leisurely".

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

348 Let the people who make movie trailers do the Oscars. They make better movies than the movies themselves. If only that "In a world where ---" voiceover guy were still around.

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (786Ro)

349 Interesting timing. I wonder who gave Solomon the tip?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM (/tuJf)

Shot across the bow. Unless Schiff has AOC, he has to know that Trump knows where his bodies are buried.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (t6MX/)

350 BTW, apropos to nothing, when all the Democrat woman showed up to the SOTU dressed in white...wasn't that an egregious example of White Privilege?

And why didn't our side beat them senseless with that?

Don't bother answering the last question - because it is our side. And that is why we lose.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (vFUiw)

351 guessing someone got murdered in the building across the street here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2019 08:10 PM (MTjB1)



Did you see it out your Rear Window?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at F




lol

no

you should guess these things will happen after all the road rage from colorado deliberately mismanaging their snow removal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

352 I hope for a cameo by Michelle, wearing her fish-scale thigh-highs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 08:30 PM (CDGwz)

353 he already looks rough.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2019 08:23 PM

True, but she's what 28? I mean most people look still ok at that age. You can just tell with her that she will not be one of those who look good for a number of years. Wait til those teeth start spreading out. Whooo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (L3YlV)

354

Sam Donaldson Lauds Socialism, U.S. 'Getting to Be a Better Country'

https://tinyurl.com/y73g4rog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

355
336 I got it. They should just announce the Oscars like the credits at the end of a movie! Just scrolling text. TO be cool they could make it like Star Wars. No audience, no hosts, no Trumpathon, no mouth breathing celebs. The whole shit show can get wrapped up in 7 minutes.

faster if they scroll them at the ludicrous speed they using for scrolling movie credits on tv.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (sGtp+)

356 338:-- Sasheen Littlefeather, for turning the Oscars into an identity-politics demolition derby thenceforth


Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)

357 AOC is Sotomayor in training.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (+0faA)


She's gonna need a shit-ton of chimichangas.

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (9gHOW)

358 Sam Donaldson Lauds Socialism, U.S. 'Getting to Be a Better Country'

https://tinyurl.com/y73g4rog
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)


Government provided hairpieces for everyone! Woot!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (wCTys)

359 True, but she's what 28? I mean most people look still ok at that age. You can just tell with her that she will not be one of those who look good for a number of years. Wait til those teeth start spreading out. Whooo.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (L3YlV)


Hee haw.
Hee haw.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (T71PA)

360 Once again, turn the Oscars over to Animal Planet. Let the baby tigers, otters, puppies and kittens play the various stars and represent the categories and films.


I'd watch that. Over and over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

361 Sam Donaldson Lauds Socialism



Honestly, I didn't know he was alive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (yQpMk)

362 Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)


I blame Big Butter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:33 PM (wCTys)

363 Look for Mooch to get an Oscar for reading her tome.

Didn't Barky get one as well?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:33 PM (+0faA)

364 354

Sam Donaldson Lauds Socialism, U.S. 'Getting to Be a Better Country'

https://tinyurl.com/y73g4rog
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)


As I said on the last thread, explain again why the MSM is not my enemy. I'm all ears.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:33 PM (sdi6R)

365
What's the over/under on her weight at age 40?

I'm down with 250.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:28 PM

Personally I think she will always be really thin, she's going to look like RBG in 20 years. The wrinkles are going to look like topo map of the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:33 PM (L3YlV)

366


Republicans POUNCED.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 07, 2019 08:33 PM (z8c2c)

367 "When Hollywood knows a movie is going to be bad, they go into heavy editing mode to make it as short as possible"

Please inform George Lucas of this

Posted by: Filly at February 07, 2019 08:33 PM (aNmky)

368 Frankly if I were Kevin Heart, I would have taken the job back and then chewed out everyone in attendance.

Posted by: Picric at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (nonGu)

369 357 AOC is Sotomayor in training.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:25 PM (+0faA)

She's gonna need a shit-ton of chimichangas.
Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (9gHOW)


She could go on the Stacey Abrams training diet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (wCTys)

370 300 *...Solar Impulse 2...returning to Abu Dhabi on 26 July 2016, more than 16 months after it had left, completing the approximately 42,000-kilometre (26,000-mile) first circumnavigation of the Earth by a piloted fixed-wing aircraft using only solar power.*

16 months in an MTV world?

Posted by: socalcon at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (Roy2Z)

371 So according to The Hill, Little Schiff and Glenn Simpson had an undisclosed meeting in Aspen, and they're trying to play it off as some "Well Gorsh, fancy meeting you here!" coincidence. Link in nic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (jHOO+)

372 I can't believe the Oscars didn't offer Malia Obama the MC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

373 Sam Donaldson Lauds Socialism, U.S. 'Getting to Be a Better Country'

https://tinyurl.com/y73g4rog
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)


He's still alive?

He has the absolute most punchable face.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (T71PA)

374 I would like to fire the R1 Limited Double Stack

http://bit.ly/2GzTrkR

just to see if is twice was nice as my R1, since it's twice the price.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

375 Dammit my little shitting dog is on hi way to the doggie ER. GI bleed. Happens when a bug goes bad. fuck.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (0OmEj)

376 "....Little bastard shot me in the ass!"
Still my favorite line.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM

I always liked "then we're awake, but we're very puzzled...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (8Hqex)

377 356 338:-- Sasheen Littlefeather, for turning the Oscars into an identity-politics demolition derby thenceforth


Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Yeah, Marlon gets most of the blame for her, I concede.

Of COURSE he boffed her. Why else choose her for the role, and not the "I'll cry a single tear as you litter out the station-wagon window" chief, who would have been more effective for Indian-shaming America.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (c+2jX)

378 He has the absolute most punchable face.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (T71PA)
-----
Try imagining him with a gunfighter mustache.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (Hx3Yn)

379 As I sit here watching the ruination of this great country I can't help thinking about what a big role the teaching profession has played in it.

And yes I know there are good teachers, blablablablabla ...but the bottom line is that somebody spent the better part of every day poisoning our kid's minds.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (vFUiw)

380 Dammit my little shitting dog is on hi way to the doggie ER. GI bleed. Happens when a bug goes bad. fuck.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (0OmEj)


Awful. Prayers for your pup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

381 371 So according to The Hill, Little Schiff and Glenn Simpson had an undisclosed meeting in Aspen, and they're trying to play it off as some "Well Gorsh, fancy meeting you here!" coincidence. Link in nic.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (jHOO+)


I guess the Arizona airport thing has already been done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (wCTys)

382 Sam Donaldson Lauds Socialism


Honestly, I didn't know he was alive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (yQpMk)



Sam died years ago. His toupe is just dragging the body around

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

383 Jane, Malia was gonna accept but then she got high.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (+0faA)

384 362 Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)

I blame Big Butter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

385 Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)


Yup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (wCTys)

386 Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)


Brando boffed his Buick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (T71PA)

387 They should have Pelosi and her papers do the Oscars.

For best actress, Judy Garland in Terminator...Flowers I had some. I am not sure but there was a green Desoto we used to drive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (L3YlV)

388 371 So according to The Hill, Little Schiff and Glenn Simpson had an undisclosed meeting in Aspen, and they're trying to play it off as some "Well Gorsh, fancy meeting you here!" coincidence. Link in nic.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM (jHOO+)

There has been a gentleman's agreement for most of US history NOT to use Government to investigate Politicians.

Shift for brains is not a gentleman, and has no idea what can of worms has been opened.

Posted by: Don Q at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (NgKpN)

389 There was a double stack 1911 called the warthog that was made in a concealable size. Seemed kinda interesting, but I don't think para ordnance makes them anymore

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (3OPOm)

390 384
362 Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead
Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon
probably boffed her too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)



I blame Big Butter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

Par-Kayyy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (t6MX/)

391 Sam died years ago. His toupe is just dragging the body around
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (SiINZ)


He always looked as though an ailing squirrel had dropped onto his head.

Totally lifelike.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (wCTys)

392 377 356 338:-- Sasheen Littlefeather, for turning the Oscars into an identity-politics demolition derby thenceforth


Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Yeah, Marlon gets most of the blame for her, I concede.

Of COURSE he boffed her. Why else choose her for the role, and not the "I'll cry a single tear as you litter out the station-wagon window" chief, who would have been more effective for Indian-shaming America.
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:35 PM (c+2jX)


She appeared in Playboy after that, too. She was a 1.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

393 385 Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

Yup.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


You, me and about 6 other living people probably get it.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (c+2jX)

394 Maria Schneider was already kind of a mess but Brando didn't help

Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (fYcSe)

395 390 384
362 Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead
Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon
probably boffed her too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)



I blame Big Butter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

Par-Kayyy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (t6MX/)

Is that how he got to be 500 pounds?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

396 "....Little bastard shot me in the ass!"

Still my favorite line.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM


"Now we gotta go back for a shitload of dimes."

"The sheriff is near!"

"Let me just whip this out."

"Ohhhh, it's twu it's twu!"

Among my favorites. And I've mentioned before, we're friends with a petite, lovely lady here who was a writer for the film.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

397 You, me and about 6 other living people probably get it.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (c+2jX)


I got it.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 07, 2019 08:39 PM (vFUiw)

398 Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)


That isn't a recommended use of our product.

Posted by: Land-O-Lakes at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (9gHOW)

399 Jack from Twitter in blackface too!
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1093613963722584064
Scroll down a bit for Mickey Mouse clip too although it's problematic as it's blackface BUT includes cross-dressing. Who wins?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (Evws/)

400
Among my favorites. And I've mentioned before, we're friends with a petite, lovely lady here who was a writer for the film.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

She get to sit in with Brooks and Pryor? That would be a lifetime of memories.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (ABjxW)

401 I'm extremely thankful I never saw "Last Tango."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

402 393 385 Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

Yup.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You, me and about 6 other living people probably get it.
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (c+2jX)

People are making Clara Bow references as a great beauty to general agreement.

I think 'Last Tango' is fairly weak tea in the age game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (JLQGI)

403 Pitchers and catchers report next week for spring training .That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 08:41 PM (88xKn)

404 My grandpa never farted. His dog, on the other hand, was a ventriloquist, who could fart under grandpas chair from anywhere in the farmhouse.

Posted by: Downcast at February 07, 2019 08:41 PM (VWE5i)

405 Pitchers and catchers report next week for spring training .That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 08:41 PM (88xKn)


Go on.

Posted by: Shep! at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (9gHOW)

406 For best actress, Judy Garland in Terminator...Flowers I had some. I am not sure but there was a green Desoto we used to drive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (L3YlV)

Just the other day I recalled with some laughter your stream of consciousness Pelosi rant from some time ago. Staring with Flowers and then going into it was a nice touch. Worth using again .

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (4ErVI)

407 386 Didn't Marlon Brando drag her ass up on stage? If so, ole dead Marlon is the blame for this. She was just a useful tool. Marlon probably boffed her too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:32 PM (WNAuL)

Brando boffed his Buick.
Posted by: DR.WTF



He looked like he ate it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (WNAuL)

408 401 I'm extremely thankful I never saw "Last Tango."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)


Me too. I thought Maria Schneider was very cute, but I have no need to see Marlon Brando in a sex scene.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

409 She appeared in Playboy after that, too. She was a 1.
Posted by: rick


Coupla Sacheen Littlefeather Playboy scans on this NSFW page:

https://www.pinterest.com/cdawn0147/sacheen/

Also on that page are pix of what she looks like now in her 70s. Gulp.

Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (c+2jX)

410 Sasheen Littlefeather was not Indian. The Ward Churchill of Hollywood, if you will.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (zmIJL)

411 405 Pitchers and catchers report next week for spring training .That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 08:41 PM (88xKn)

Go on.
Posted by: Shep! at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (9gHOW)

You veterans can cum weeks later.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (ABjxW)

412 Among my favorites. And I've mentioned before, we're friends with a petite, lovely lady here who was a writer for the film.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)



She get to sit in with Brooks and Pryor? That would be a lifetime of memories.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 08:40 PM (ABjxW)


Yes. She has described in detail the writers meeting about the campfire/beans scene. Her dad also worked for Brooks.

She looks like a pretty, petite, Jewish golf wife. But her stories...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

413 Pitchers and catchers report next week for spring training .That is all.
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 08:41 PM

Well it will be spring somewhere I suppose. Fresh foot of snow in the last day minus 30 and then minus 45. Only 3 more months until global warming takes effect!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:43 PM (L3YlV)

414 >>>"What the hell is going on?"
That's not a mystery you really want to encourage.
Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 07:34 PM (81uw/)

LMAO!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 08:43 PM (q177U)

415 Shouldn't these sewer rats demanding President Trump's tax returns release their own returns first? After all, they may have been paid to go after the president and we have the right to know if they are bought.

They used the CIA, the DOJ, the FBI, the FISA Court, the State Department and even foreign intelligence services to smear, wiretap and frame President Trump. I guess they might as well use the IRS, too.

Criminals.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 08:44 PM (Ndje9)

416 So according to The Hill, Little Schiff and Glenn Simpson had an undisclosed meeting in Aspen, and they're trying to play it off as some "Well Gorsh, fancy meeting you here!" coincidence. Link in nic.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 07, 2019 08:34 PM

Just a friendly chat about grandkids and golf. Only a right-wing conspiracy nut would see anything sinister about it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:44 PM (zmIJL)

417 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM

Thanks, I should have saved it somewhere. I can just picture her starting her brain freeze moment with flowers for some reason.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:45 PM (L3YlV)

418 Also on that page are pix of what she looks like now in her 70s. Gulp.
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (c+2jX)


Time is so cruel.

Also pizza is cruel, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:45 PM (wCTys)

419 393 385 Was that a Last Tango in Paris reference?
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2019 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

Yup.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You, me and about 6 other living people probably get it.
Posted by: zombie



I read that the actress didn't appreciate being raped by a stick of butter. She's French. I didn't know they had standards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:45 PM (WNAuL)

420 Glenny was mah special friend

Posted by: Forrest Schiff at February 07, 2019 08:45 PM (786Ro)

421 She looks like a pretty, petite, Jewish golf wife. But her stories...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)


That's great. It would be nice to know people that were part of something like that.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2019 08:45 PM (ABjxW)

422 BRB have to help youngest with homework.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (L3YlV)

423 There was a double stack 1911 called the warthog that was made in a concealable size. Seemed kinda interesting, but I don't think para ordnance makes them anymore
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 07, 2019 08:37 PM (3OPOm)

Remington bought para ordnance.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (1g7ch)

424 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (T09ml)

425 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL



Road to Perdition ~ 2002

Good flick. Good score.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:47 PM (NLLmE)

426 Sasheen Littlefeather was not Indian. The Ward Churchill of Hollywood, if you will.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 08:42 PM (zmIJL)



Squaw Liz: Marlon ask me to get award for him. But me too busy hunting buffalo that weekend.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:48 PM (SiINZ)

427 If "colluding with Russia" is a crime, wouldn't "colluding with Britain" also be a crime?

Don't we have proof that a most of the Schiff/Clinton/GPS coterie did exactly that?


Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2019 08:48 PM (cRkMZ)

428 #388 all those floozies groupies exwives existing and ex mistresses bigamous marriages trysts in Chicago bath houses and public parks sex clubs. Shiff just done fucked up. It might get him whacked.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 08:48 PM (kYeCc)

429 425: I liked Road to Perdition. Tom Hanks in a different kind of role and Paul Newman's final movie before he died. Solid flick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:49 PM (WNAuL)

430 My wife will insist on watching this so I'll probably be doing so as well.

And drinking...

Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 08:49 PM (q177U)

431 You know who should host? Calculon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 08:49 PM (t/wZ4)

432 424 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (T09ml)


We went to see "They Will Never Grow Old," and it was fantastic.

But apart from that, I can't remember the last time I went to a movie theater either.

The interesting thing about seeing the movie above is that the theater is going against the image of uncomfortable seats with sticky floors (at ease, Morons) by providing very comfortable reclining seats with foot rests, etc. I hope this catches on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:50 PM (wCTys)

433 431 You know who should host? Calculon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 08:49 PM (t/wZ4)

Nah... Old School....

Max Headroom.

Posted by: Don Q at February 07, 2019 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

434 #427 The JEF led off with shitting on England. Yep, can't deal with them because collusion.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 08:50 PM (kYeCc)

435 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (T09ml)


The Warriors.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

436 If "colluding with Russia" is a crime, wouldn't "colluding with Britain" also be a crime?

Behold the power of Trump: he induced the Democrats to view Russia as an adversary, instead of a benefactor.

The man is amazing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:51 PM (wCTys)

437 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (T09ml)



Serenity

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:51 PM (WNAuL)

438 >>I liked Road to Perdition. Tom Hanks in a different kind of role and Paul Newman's final movie before he died. Solid flick.

It's funny that Hollywood gets hacked for not putting out good, original movies and when they do they don't really promote them.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2019 08:52 PM (/tuJf)

439 Doctor Strange. I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:52 PM (JLQGI)

440 NYT: Virginia Political Crisis Grows for Democrats and Republicans


Can we call 'em around here or what?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2019 08:52 PM (XrCyE)

441 Hadrian: I wish Her Majesty and Delilah the best of luck.

The funny thing is, I was going to ask you if Her Majesty ever competed at Westminster. I had a friend who showed Himalayans at various cat shows. I don't think she ever hit the cat equivalent of Westminster, but the stories she told about the competitions were LOL funny. I hope Her Majesty has as good a time as my late friend and her friends had.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at February 07, 2019 08:52 PM (lag2z)

442 Looks like A-Hole C knows as much about science as she does economics with her totally fucked up green plan.

On the bright side, she didn't pay 60,000 dollars a year to learn about science and then pretend to know what she's saying.

She is nuts.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2019 08:52 PM (3RWaf)

443 The Oscars Spins That Its "Host-Free" Format Will Increase Interest, Due to "Mystery"

I wonder if my new "Pants-Free" format will do the same...

Posted by: Hillary! at February 07, 2019 08:53 PM (g0Lfb)

444 427
If "colluding with Russia" is a crime, wouldn't "colluding with Britain" also be a crime?

Don't we have proof that a most of the Schiff/Clinton/GPS coterie did exactly that?


Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2019 08:48 PM (cRkMZ)


We have Nellie Ohr, beautiful woman, colluding with Ukraine. She worked for Fusion GPS and it is a clear shot from her, to Bruce Ohr to the FBI, and from Fusion GPS to DNC and hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:53 PM (t6MX/)

445 422 BRB have to help youngest with homework.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (L3YlV)


Good luck. I ended up teaching multivariate calculus by Skype.

But it worked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 08:53 PM (wCTys)

446 I would host the Oscars.

But people would get "offended".......can't have that.

8 year olds can be a delicate bunch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2019 08:53 PM (Z+IKu)

447 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.


I think the last film I saw was "The Great Raid". Whenever that was.

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 08:53 PM (88xKn)

448
She looks like a pretty, petite, Jewish golf wife. But her stories...
Posted by: Jane D'oh


What are the rules of Jewish golf?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

449 I liked Road to Perdition. Tom Hanks in a different kind of role and Paul Newman's final movie before he died. Solid flick.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2019 08:49 PM (WNAuL)



It was no Road to Bali

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (SiINZ)

450 NYT: Virginia Political Crisis Grows for Democrats and Republicans

Huddle up, folks! We gotta figure out how to lose this one...

Posted by: The GOPe at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (g0Lfb)

451 We has be decided in Obamaboro not feeds are pets any food that will produce greenhorse gases. What have you done to holt globall warting ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (qM84C)

452 The Green New Deal wants to get rid of airplanes.

So I guess rockets are right out.

Satellites are solar powered, but it requires quite a bit of fossil fuel to get them into orbit.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

453 I saw "They Shall Not Grow Old" last Friday.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2019 08:55 PM (3RWaf)

454 Liberals poison everything they touch. They take the fun out of every single thing. They hate when anyone is happy because they are miserable angry fuckwads. Psychologist even do Play Therapy with little kids. They can even pervert playing or their own twisted ideology. Loathsome bastards. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2019 08:55 PM (xcbew)

455 It might get him whacked.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 08:48 PM (kYeCc)

I might have to rustle through my fuck box, see if I can spare any.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:55 PM (t6MX/)

456 Little bastard shot me in the ass!"

Still my favorite line.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at February 07, 2019 08:29 PM

"Now we gotta go back for a shitload of dimes."

"The sheriff is near!"

"Let me just whip this out."

"Ohhhh, it's twu it's twu!"

Among my favorites. And I've mentioned before, we're friends with a petite, lovely lady here who was a writer for the film.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

No mention of Kansas City faggots????

It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 08:55 PM (tbASN)

457 The Green New Deal wants to get rid of airplanes.

American airplanes. Only American airplanes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2019 08:56 PM (XrCyE)

458 448


She looks like a pretty, petite, Jewish golf wife. But her stories...

Posted by: Jane D'oh



What are the rules of Jewish golf?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

Joos win.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 08:56 PM (t6MX/)

459 We have Nellie Ohr, beautiful woman,

And skilled ham radio operator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 08:57 PM (xSo9G)

460 We can'y all live under rocks all the time. Last movie I say was??? I can't remember what it was. About 3 or 4 months ago. It probably wasn't any good.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 08:57 PM (0OmEj)

461 Olsen Johnson: [after Gabby Johnson's speech] "Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebt to Gabby Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age. "

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 08:57 PM (JLQGI)

462 Can't RBG host it? RGB should host it. And there should be a dance number.

Posted by: pincorrect at February 07, 2019 08:58 PM (3LmBI)

463 http://bit.ly/2TDVmbs
*******
All you people who spent 2 years panicking over the Mueller Special Counsel taking Trump down, and now endlessly tweet me about your panic over Schiff's new House investigation into Trump/Russia? When nobody's found anything real yet?

Read this:

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN)Northam at February 07, 2019 08:58 PM (BqBId)

464 The green new deal wants to replace planes with bullet trains. Gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2019 08:58 PM (xcbew)

465 RGB dances like the wind!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (0OmEj)

466 Can't RBG host it? RGB should host it. And there should be a dance number.
Posted by: pincorrect


In showbiz lingo she's a triple threat.

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (NLLmE)

467 I think the last film I saw was "The Great Raid". Whenever that was.
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 08:53 PM (88xKn)


74 years ago.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

468 Like trains don't use energy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (xcbew)

469 Just saw a clip of AOC. My gosh, she is dummer that a post.

I looked in my fuck box to loan you some, flounder. It's empty.

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (9L2du)

470
Can't RBG host it? RGB should host it. And there should be a dance number.

Posted by: pincorrect at February 07, 2019 08:58 PM (3LmBI)


The Haunting: A Musical

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

471 Last movie I saw in a theater was Fury Road.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

472 What are the rules of Jewish golf?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

You're only allowed to play after 6pm when it's half price.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - team Racist at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (tbASN)

473 Can't RBG host it? RGB should host it. And there should be a dance number.

She is hosting it! Can't you see her...comrade?

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 08:59 PM (CE5C/)

474 Jane D'oh, has your friend ever thought of writing a book on the making of Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 07, 2019 09:00 PM (xzqr4)

475 Heh. My husband is sitting with his jaw hanging open watching the AOC stuff Hannity is showing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

476 I was just looking at that. Seems interesting, but I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of Change is Bad.
Posted by: Weasel at February 07, 2019 08:20 PM


I didn't realize you were a wheellock man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 09:01 PM (DMUuz)

477 I couldn't tell you the last time I actually went to a movie theater.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 08:46 PM (T09ml)


LOTR: The Two Towers.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 09:02 PM (T71PA)

478 LEGO Batman movie, and it was pretty good.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 09:04 PM (t6MX/)

479 With the cold snap we've been having there's articles now that are just SHOCKED! that battery life on e-vehicles drops the range by as much as 40%. Ya fucking think? Gee, it's minus 30, think that heater might take some amps? Not to mention the extra load on the battery itself from the cold. I sure as shit wouldn't want to be stuck in traffic almost out of juice and nowhere to charge it and then have to wait who knows how long to get enough to get you home. One of the articles mentioned keeping it in a heated garage. SMDH, cuz you know, it's so eco friendly! (not that I have anything against heated garages) But really. Too funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 09:04 PM (L3YlV)

480 I still would like to give Little Latin Lupe Lu a new brown deal.

Oh yeah.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2019 09:04 PM (Z+IKu)

481 Ever hear about the first televised Academy Awards show? The had no plan. Jerry Effing Lewis had to ad-lib the time to rescue it. It is painful to watch.

No host? Cannot be any better than Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: JAS at February 07, 2019 09:04 PM (3HNOQ)

482 Thank God for heating pads. 45 minutes off and on and back is much better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)

483 OK, Morons and 'Ettes, somebody have mercy on those of us not up to speed on AOS terminology. Please explain the term "nood."

Posted by: mac at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (GsuVz)

484 Turns out Adam Schiff may have been meeting on the downlow with Fusion GPS ALL THROUGH THE HEARINGS...and the FBI was watching.

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/1093660569649983489

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (+mfcd)

485 Tomorrow is a work day. Sounds harmless I know. But it requires my awaking at 0400 and the temp here will be 29 degrees, calling for rain later in the morning. Sucks, don't it? Bud' schastliv byt' v bezopasnosti.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (zLDYs)

486 You're only allowed to play after 6pm when it's half price.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

And there's 5 in the foursome you paid for

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (8ikIW)

487 Broken City

I walked out half way through. But I didn't pay for the ticket, so no loss.

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (786Ro)

488 Brattleboro also had be started a program called "Fart-Tubing" wear the person will pass flatus in a glasss tube and seel it for disposal. We are doing are prat to sove the world.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (qM84C)

489 Cyd Charisse - Dancing in a green dress with Gene Kelly in "Singin in the Rain". The sexiest dance ever filmed.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 07, 2019 09:06 PM (bML9A)

490 Hmm, Eromero with the Russian sign-off there.


I'll forward this thread to Weissman.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

491 Too funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2019 09:04 PM (L3YlV)

Batteries store energy as chemical potential energy. Chemical reactions slow as temperature drops. Science does not suffer ignorance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 09:07 PM (t6MX/)

492 I saw "2001" in IMAX last year.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

493 Cold has a bad effect on the performance of batteries? Who knew?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 09:08 PM (0OmEj)

494 No Theda Bara?

Posted by: Delayna's deplorable tar and feather warehouse, call ahead to guarantee your order! at February 07, 2019 09:08 PM (KNFU5)

495 OK, Morons and 'Ettes, somebody have mercy on those of us not up to speed on AOS terminology. Please explain the term "nood."
Posted by: mac at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (GsuVz)


NOOD is common courtesy to inform those in an old thread that a new one has been posted. If you're very early into an new thread go to the previous one and let the folks know.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2019 09:08 PM (T71PA)

496 Please explain the term "nood."
Posted by: mac at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (GsuVz)

-----

It means you get to hang out with willow for awhile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 09:09 PM (t/wZ4)

497 Batteries store energy as chemical potential energy. Chemical reactions slow as temperature drops. Science does not suffer ignorance.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 09:07 PM (t6MX/)

Yup.....it's been all down hill after Watson and Crick.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)

498 OK, Morons and 'Ettes, somebody have mercy on those of us not up to speed on AOS terminology. Please explain the term "nood."
Posted by: mac at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (GsuVz)


It means there's a new thread that everyone will have moved to.

There isn't, by the way. But if there were, someone would say that.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 09:09 PM (t+qrx)

499 I want to see "They Shall Not Grow Old", and will spring for 3D if it's available in my area.

The idea of seeing WWI film in 3D is crazy.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

500 Brattleboro also had be started a program called "Fart-Tubing"

You were in that movie Jackass, weren't you!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2019 09:10 PM (pFbVu)

501 Turns out Adam Schiff may have been meeting on the downlow with Fusion GPS ALL THROUGH THE HEARINGS...and the FBI was watching.

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/1093660569649983489
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (+mfcd)



Trying to frame POTUS for uh, something, can be hazardious.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 07, 2019 09:10 PM (1g7ch)

502 It means you get to hang out with willow for awhile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 09:09 PM (t/wZ4)


Which is always nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

503 63 Bulleit. Also make a decent Rye.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 07, 2019 09:10 PM (GA5Lu)

504 'False nood' is also a pinko commie trick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 09:11 PM (JLQGI)

505 482 Thank God for heating pads. 45 minutes off and on and back is much better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)

And better living through chemistry. have not slept in two weeks because neck spasms. Muscle relaxers and hort showers, 48 hours and gone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 07, 2019 09:11 PM (xcbew)

506 Thanks, Ray.


Wish there were bourbon variety packs, small bottles, so one could try a dozen without buying a dozen full bottles. Of course there's always a bar, I suppose.


Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

507 'False nood' is also a pinko commie trick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 09:11 PM (JLQGI)


That way lies the box.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

508 'ace Nood' is when ace stomps the ONT because he is pissed at someone on twitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 09:11 PM (JLQGI)

509 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 09:12 PM (JLQGI)

510 Jewells: Do you have a state tax license? If not, get one. The tax number will give you access to several great jewelry wholesalers where you will be able to get your heads and your findings for about one third the cost of what you pay at Michael's or Hobby Lobby. If you don't have a tax license, at least use Fire Mountain Gems and Shipwreck. Neither requires a tax number and their prices are much, much cheaper -- even with shipping.

Every now and again, if I need a certain item immdiately, I wander into either Hobby Lobby or Michaels. What they charge for materials and tools is outrageous -- especially for Swarovski.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at February 07, 2019 09:13 PM (lag2z)

511 Which is always nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 09:10 PM (t+qrx

------

Back during her identity crisis we both missed a nood and we're just talking at each other, until I realized it and told her changing your name won't change your fate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 09:13 PM (t/wZ4)

512 Would love to see PDT schedule an address to the nation at the same time as the Oscars -- maybe talk about his NCAA brackets for March Madness.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 07, 2019 09:14 PM (WqPYg)

513 Thanks, all. This being AOS, I wasn't sure what it meant but believed it might be referring to some moron, sans clothing, armed with a cup of pudding and a smile about something Ace put up with a flaming skull icon...

Posted by: mac at February 07, 2019 09:15 PM (GsuVz)

514 501 Turns out Adam Schiff may have been meeting on the downlow with Fusion GPS ALL THROUGH THE HEARINGS

My schadenboner is replacing the Falcon Heavy in its next launch!

...and the FBI was watching.

Hold, hold, hold!!! Error 101: not a fucking chance of it working!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 07, 2019 09:16 PM (GA5Lu)

515 Back during her identity crisis we both missed a nood and we're just talking at each other, until I realized it and told her changing your name won't change your fate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 09:13 PM (t/wZ4)


Nope. And people tried to make "getting bah'd" a thing.

We were so young back then. It was a different time.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)

516 rhomboid. Yup 30-40 dollars a bottle is an expensive way to learn. I'm new too whiskey. For scotch my favorite so far has been Monkey Shoulder. Rye I like Bulliet, Bourbon I like Knob Creek. Although I haven't found any I did not like at least a little bit. New make moonshine is an acquired taste.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2019 09:17 PM (0OmEj)

517 513
Thanks, all. This being AOS, I wasn't sure what it meant but believed it
might be referring to some moron, sans clothing, armed with a cup of
pudding and a smile about something Ace put up with a flaming skull
icon...

Posted by: mac at February 07, 2019 09:15 PM (GsuVz)

Test your skills.

Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 09:18 PM (t6MX/)

518 Mary Wickes was around forever. Not only was she in 1942's Man Who Came to Dinner, she was in 1992's Sister Act -- and didn't really look much different.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at February 07, 2019 09:25 PM (KrEJx)

519 After they weren't able to land the stars of Avengers, they tried to get their stunt doubles. When they couldn't get their stunt doubles, they opted for hiring those generic "superheroes" along Hollywood blvd.

Posted by: Main Stream Media at February 07, 2019 09:27 PM (al2Cf)

520 Re: Blazing Saddles

All y'all are wrong.

The BEST line is from GW/Waco Kid:

"When?"

Posted by: ibguy at February 07, 2019 09:28 PM (EHVbt)

521 Ann Margrock

Margaret DuMont

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 07, 2019 10:11 PM (UFgOG)

522 I'll take the cat over any of the rest of the cast of Captain Marvel any day.

Posted by: Castle Guy at February 07, 2019 11:25 PM (Lhaco)

523 The Oscars have shed lots of audiences so why not shed hosts? Just give the Hollywood glitterati a nice dinner and take pictures of them talking amongst themselves.

Posted by: Bully at February 10, 2019 03:05 PM (ObJ5s)

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