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Chris Christie Says That Bitter, Venomous Traitor and NeverTrumper (BIRM) Steve Schmidt Actually Tried to Get a Job as Trump's Campaign Manager After Departure of Cory Lewandowski
Rumors that #PaycheckConservatives are mercenaries, whores, and grifters are greatly understated.
LOL
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 5, 2019
Steve Schmidt is a grifter.
The people who pretend that scumbag has principles are hilarious. https://t.co/sjdWtDgfu7
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 05, 2019 02:10 PM (Wy/9t)
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 05, 2019 02:11 PM (Wy/9t)
Posted by: Blago at February 05, 2019 02:11 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 05, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (fk+8e)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (375xW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: dw at February 05, 2019 02:13 PM (stPAM)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (QZGZI)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (aWhzp)
Who is this Steve Schmidt person that you speak of?
Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (ukNFU)
McCain's failed campaign dunce.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (t6MX/)
If he wasn't intended to be a McCain plant I would be amazed.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)
He says he is 5'11" I call bull shit on that, last weight figures on the intertubes?
398.
Posted by: Kemp at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (1ti3x)
Posted by: x at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (i2Lsf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2019 02:15 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - SNOW DAY! at February 05, 2019 02:15 PM (jHOO+)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)
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no no no, he's 5'11" lying down.
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:15 PM (375xW)
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:15 PM (XROPS)
Heh.
More like he was licking his chops at the idea of a book and movie deal for dirt on the failed presidential campaign's hijinks, Game Plan 2.0: Now with hammier actors!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:16 PM (W+vEI)
Campaign consultants are the dingleberries on the ass of democracy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2019 02:16 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: x at February 05, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 05, 2019 02:12 PM (ukNFU)
McCain's failed campaign dunce.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (t6MX/)
It used to be that you had to have a track record of success to move up.
But now, royally screwing the pooch is apparently a plus. See, e.g., Stacy Abrams, Betoff O'Rourke.
Hey, I could strike out against Justin Verlander, then I'd be Hall of Fame material.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (/s3VA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RpM6k)
+++++++++++++
That's no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (I2dne)
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Isn't this like getting football advice from Marvin Lewis?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (pUDQf)
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Right. The deep state has assigned him to destroy another campaign.
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (375xW)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (QZGZI)
Yes
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ylmmJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (nEBFa)
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you mean the Cleveland Browns.
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (375xW)
Not only is Steve Schmidt fat, his head comes to a point. If he really wants to stand out from the crowd, should get a pointy hat for his pointy head and complete the garden gnome look.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (DoDZU)
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (9Rv/M)
The Bitter, Fat and Lonely Tour.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RpM6k)
If their respective political careers don't work out Christie and Schmidt can star in a sitcom call Fat and Fatter or something. The wild and crazy food orgies of two fat GOP squishes! A laugh a minute!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
After the McCain campaign failure, he went straight to HBO to work as their consultant on the Game Plan movie, and also became a regular on Mornin' Joe, making all the Palin jokes he could muster.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Michael Moore at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (RpM6k)
https://bit.ly/2SbnRAL
We Don't Need Another Shero!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
He was applying for the job because the Trump Tower Taco Bowls "spoke to him", and he replied, "Get in my belly!"
Posted by: Schmidt, Shit, and That's It! at February 05, 2019 02:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2019 02:15 PM
Not according to Wikipedia, although the NY Times praised him for his style. That right there ought to be a lesson to anybody.
Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (6e1eX)
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (9Rv/M)
The Wall Street Journal is also confirming the tax exodus. The tax refugees are heading to low-tax Florida, which received more American migrants than any other state! "I'm starting to see New Yorkers as Florida's new foreign buyers," says a real estate appraiser in Miami. "The tax law has changed the calculus," he says.
.. how long before somebody claims that the SALT cap is an emolument ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - SNOW DAY! at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (jHOO+)
95% of all the clebrities who denegrate Trump would have lined up to
suck his cock for a spot on The Apprentice a mere decade ago.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (/s3VA)
perfect. two bit whores.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (nEBFa)
Didn't he have bariatric surgery? Looks like another failure.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (81OU+)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (Ft6qG)
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Is the Trump Tower Taco Bowl really that good?
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (375xW)
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Isn't this like getting football advice from Marvin Lewis?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (KUaJL)
how to win in the playoffs, by Tony Romo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (8D42x)
Anyone who hires Schmidt, Rick Wilson, Ana Navarro, or Nicole Wallace is an idiot, not worth your vote.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (LdrpJ)
backing a full grown tiger down the aisle and make it sit in her seat.
Then she'll turn on a heal and say, "I'm tired I must be going , but
Tony hear will make a full report." Then she does a tumbling run of back
hand springs back up the aisle and the Dem gallery bursts into cheers!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (ymnmz)
Chicago Police Superintendent: Jussie Smollett 'will be held accountable' if he made a false report
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Heh. This will not end well for the man no one had heard of before this.
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (XROPS)
He probably just gave Paolo a key to his house.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
It must crush that fat fuck that his dickweed idol, Brooooooooce, despises him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (BqByW)
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (lSkHB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (Vc7Ev)
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The Wall Street Journal is also confirming the tax exodus. The tax refugees are heading to low-tax Florida, which received more American migrants than any other state! "I'm starting to see New Yorkers as Florida's new foreign buyers," says a real estate appraiser in Miami. "The tax law has changed the calculus," he says.
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Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (QkjLD)
+++++++++
Willowed from the last thread:
Just wait for it. The high-tax states are going to start pulling the same stunt that the high-tax states in the EU are trying to pull. Keep yours ear open for people floating "tax rate harmonization." That is code for "force others to raise their taxes, too, so that they aren't a draw for our rich (people|companies|etc.) and then our rich people will stay put."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)
Heh. This will not end well for the man no one had heard of before this.
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (XROPS)
So the thought has occurred to them. Feeling a little nervous, "Jussie?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (BqByW)
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Problem is that New Yawk will just move to Floriduh and turn it into New Yawk
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 05, 2019 02:23 PM (flINI)
Christie wears bitter as well as he wears that suit he stole out of the Tiny House.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
It must crush that fat fuck that his dickweed idol, Brooooooooce, despises him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (1pz14)"
They are both Penis Snackers.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:23 PM (ymnmz)
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He did. But when you weigh 400 and lose 175, you're still fat.
Maybe if you stared pushing away from the table when you weighed 230.
Posted by: Fatty McFatface at February 05, 2019 02:23 PM (RpM6k)
43 It's not even overweight. They are sloppy fat.. Like untucked shirt, bad personal hygiene, food in my teeth, I slept in my clothes, fat.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
I sleep in my van ... down by the river!
Posted by: Schmidt, Shit, and That's It! at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Constantine XI at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
They're like a composite Bob Shrum.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (1pz14)
Hmm, wasn't RB pundit just involved in a recent NeverTrump story too?
Posted by: Jay in Ames
He's got the meats.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Everybody looks the same in the gimp suit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - SNOW DAY! at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (jHOO+)
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (ZPG66)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - SNOW DAY! at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (jHOO+)
"Caring for Your Preemie" by Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Ralph Northam, and Patty Murray.
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (XROPS)
I'm looking forward to seeing how badly they make out with all of the businesses they courted and gave tax cuts to.
They had a big push over the last 5-10 years to bring manufacturing back into Centraal and Northern NY.
I have a feeling they are gonna crawfish on a lot of those deals.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (/s3VA)
Had Christie not sent Jared's old papa to prison, he'd have been in the Administration and maybe less of a pussy
Posted by: Snoreregard forevah! at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (U7k5w)
Or like getting PR advice from TMZ's Harvey Levin, and then being shocked when he spends the next few years going on tv telling stories about what a rube you are.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (Vc7Ev)
Easy to do, since they are both lying Never Trump whores with the intellect of a Pomeranian and the morals of a hyena.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
What, no love for Karl Rove?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (YqDXo)
43 It's not even overweight. They are sloppy fat.. Like untucked
shirt, bad personal hygiene, food in my teeth, I slept in my clothes,
fat.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
I sleep in my van ... down by the river!
Posted by: Schmidt, Shit, and That's It! at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (pNxlR)
Powder the folds fat.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
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Seconded.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (I2dne)
That applies to all consultants, not just political ones. As a consultant myself, I'll work for the American Cancer Society and then turn around and work for Marlboro. Paycheck's a paycheck.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (Vc7Ev)
I absolutely believe it.
Schmidt would love to run a campaign for a Republican and do a shitty job at it. That's his life's work.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (elWzg)
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Check me if I'm wrong but, in the EU there was a treaty and such things could be enforced. Between the states well well well seems like a bit a difference. Its almost as if some smart people a couple of hundred years ago, realized it might be nice if people had options . . .
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (mMKXi)
refugees are heading to low-tax Florida, which received more American
migrants than any other state! "I'm starting to see New Yorkers as
Florida's new foreign buyers," says a real estate appraiser in Miami.
"The tax law has changed the calculus," he says...
Yeah, but are the fucking morons going to keep voting Democrat and help turn Florida into New York? I'd bet money they will. Which drives me nuts.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (vFUiw)
I had to show one Democrat voter the other day they already add a tax to your cell bill, water bill and energy bill. They didn't believe me.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (VpIIl)
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Schmidt: Another one with the standard con-fag head.
Posted by: Undocumented at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (iQKgg)
Sad that Ted Cruz hired from the same pool...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (zdltJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
Add Amanda Carpenter, if we are making a list.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (W+vEI)
Thug Behram was a thug (thag in Hindi), who belonged to the Thuggee cult. Thugs used to rob people in travelling caravans by deceitfully joining them as fellow travelers. During the night, the thugs would kill them by strangling them with a rumal (hankerchief). Behram wore his sturdy rumal as a kamarbandh(belt). A large medallion was sewn inside. Exerting pressure on the adam's apple it would give a slow, painful but effective death. His victims included women, elderly, children etc. He was hanged by the British in 1840 with 125 cases recorded (and 65 with the medallion).
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: "Left-Leaning" White Suburban Woman at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (QZGZI)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pre-Fab Tru-Con Brand Cuck-Sheds Now At the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7k5w)
Schmidt is typical of a class of campaign consultants ("grifters") who see their task as running their candidate for office. Not winning elections -- running the candidate. Actual victory is disruptive of their business model, so they avoid it.
In desperation I sent Romney money in 2012. Shortly after that, I learned his campaign staff was McCain's, and realized there was no intention to win. The cosultants squandered money right and left, but they all got paid. In fact, that's where much of their money came from -- self dealing through shell companies and so on.
Interestingly, ten days after donating, I got a letter from the IRS about my 2011 tax return.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (DoDZU)
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (9Rv/M)
The high-tax states are going to start pulling the same stunt that the
high-tax states in the EU are trying to pull. Keep yours ear open for
people floating "tax rate harmonization." That is code for "force others
to raise their taxes, too, so that they aren't a draw for our rich
(people|companies|etc.) and then our rich people will stay put."
======
Check me if I'm wrong but, in the EU there was a treaty and such
things could be enforced. Between the states well well well seems like
a bit a difference. Its almost as if some smart people a couple of
hundred years ago, realized it might be nice if people had options . . .
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (mMKXi)
It's not monopolistic collusion when states do it?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (ymnmz)
This really should be rubbed in his face at every opportunity.
Posted by: Blago at February 05, 2019 02:11 PM (UfkIY)
How about my face?
Posted by: Cory Booker at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (pUDQf)
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I don't expect him to declare tonight. I do expect him to say that he will do it if the 2/15 deadline passes and no deal.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (YqDXo)
Say what you will about the pud, but he did win with Bush, so...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: m at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (QZ11M)
"...and is it possible that the presence of so many U.S. servicemen could make the island...tip over?"
Posted by: Zod at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)
62 He was applying for the job because the Trump Tower Taco Bowls
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Is the Trump Tower Taco Bowl really that good?
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (375xW)
No idea. I thought Trump photographed chowing down on one for Cinquo de Quatro in 2016 and then posting it on Twitter was masterful trolling.
Posted by: Schmidt, Shit, and That's It! at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (pNxlR)
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Of course. Serial killers never change their routine.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (2LelM)
already add a tax to your cell bill, water bill and energy bill. They
didn't believe me.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:26 PM (VpIIl)
A donk didn't believe a simple fact that xer could have easily verified for xerself but wouldn't until force-fed?
I call shenanigans.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (t6MX/)
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Putting the cap on his cappuccino!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 02:24 PM (/s3VA)
I thought those tax breaks were only good for 10 years anyway.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar"
At least Karl Rove wins for his clients. Getting a victrory over a sitting VP with a good economy was pretty impressive.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:28 PM (OD2ni)
So in that aspect, I welcome the liberal insanity.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (Vc7Ev)
shirt, bad personal hygiene, food in my teeth, I slept in my clothes,
fat.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
I sleep in my van ... down by the river!
Posted by: Schmidt, Shit, and That's It!
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Right now, your probably asking yourselves, Steve, how can we get back on track?
*Simulates running motion*
We'll I'm going to stick right by your side from now on. Where you go I go. I'm going to be your shadow. Here's you, there's me. Here's you, there's me.
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (9jvTw)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (/rm4P)
62 He was applying for the job because the Trump Tower Taco Bowls
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Is the Trump Tower Taco Bowl really that good?
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (375xW)
No idea. I thought Trump photographed chowing down on one for Cinquo de Quatro in 2016 and then posting it on Twitter was masterful trolling.
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Question: are you encouraged to eat the bowl or just admire it cuz primitive culture with no forks?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)
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Won elections and lost the country!
Posted by: Undocumented at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (QkjLD)
Christ, what a crew.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee Makers are the lords gift to humanity at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (Z216Q)
Yeah. I don't think most will make it 5.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (/s3VA)
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Unpossible!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)
If obama got us Trump. Bush got us obama. Rove is a stinker.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (YqDXo)
Say what you will about the pud, but he did win with Bush, so...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)
Against ManBearPig and Lurch, two of the most unlikeable gasbags this side of The Beast? That they weren't Reagan level landslides points out the efficacy of that pudgy turd.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:30 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 02:29 PM (2LelM)
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Chopsticks
Posted by: Fat Chinaman at February 05, 2019 02:30 PM (iQKgg)
they're revealing more and more politicians -- US politicians -- that
he bribed
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This is one of those moments when a reason for actions becomes so obvious you know it is true. I'm sure some repubs are getting the illegal pesos abut the demofascists are getting 90+% of the dirty pesos.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 05, 2019 02:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2019 02:30 PM (9Rv/M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:23 PM (YqDXo)
Pronounced "Juicy."
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:30 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey
FIFY
Posted by: BifBewalski - from my sofa king we todd did work laptop at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (td8Ta)
Posted by: Peter North at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (npy6a)
If he wasn't intended to be a McCain plant I would be amazed.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:14 PM (W+vEI)
Hell, he's probably a Democrat plant.
Posted by: rickl at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."
That fraud raised and spent millions on millions in 2016 for that Jed Pac Right to Rise. He concentrated his fire on Little Marco and let Trump waltz into the end zone untouched. Real genius consultant.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:31 PM (OD2ni)
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"Lean into that punch, Mitt!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (mMKXi)
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It would be tricky here and isn't workable (it isn't workable in the EU, either) but I suspect they're gonna at least float it and then maybe even try it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)
I'm guessing its about 50/50, and some really big names are involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, but are the fucking morons going to keep voting Democrat and help turn Florida into New York? I'd bet money they will. Which drives me nuts.
Chill. Half a dozen billionaires get half a dozen votes every election.
It's the immigrants that are gonna turn Florida blue.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (jYje5)
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Is the Trump Tower Taco Bowl really that good?
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (375xW)
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It probably is, if its as good as the Korean BBQ Trump pushes at his golf club. My son tells me PDJT was hawking that pretty hard back on July 4 2016 (whille Hillary was passed out drunk some place) and it was awesome
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee Makers are the lords gift to humanity at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (AURKQ)
Schmidt would love to run a campaign for a Republican and do a shitty job at it. That's his life's work.
He made a household name for himself off of his Palin stories, so I have no doubt he thought crazy Trump was going to be an entertaining campaign job that he could make some major $$$ on (milk the deluded billionaire into thinking he has a shot!) then leverage it into a book, media appearances, etc..
Looking back at the McCain run -- seeing where McCain, Schmidt, and Wallace ended up -- seems clear they wanted to run a respectable losing campaign and that hickbilly Palin messed it all up by actually trying to win.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
I attribute this to an external physical manifestation of the rapacious avarice that infects their souls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)
Captain Sullenberger - who landed a US Air plane in the Hudson River with no causalities - lied about the bird strikes and contrived the emergency to show off his skills as a glider pilot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (I2dne)
Soooper MSLSD, Real Queer Politics cuck-hold of a magnitude that cannot be measured in increments of douch-baggery or pomposity.
Posted by: Gov, Fairfax at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Chris Christie at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (RpM6k)
I attribute this to an external physical manifestation of the rapacious avarice that infects their souls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)"
That and a generous lack of female sexual partners.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (VpIIl)
Rock ribbed Pubbie he is.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:25 PM (mMKXi)
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Posted by: American Judiciary at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (Rxduq)
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"Lean into that punch, Mitt!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Only campaign in front of people who are already 100% in the tank for you. When DJT campaigned in a primarily black area a couple miles from me, I thought "this guy gets it".
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (ffYR/)
He shouldn't telegraph his punches like that. Just urge them to make a deal, and then if they don't - POW! - let 'em have it. If they know what he's going to do, they can possibly take steps to mitigate or even forestall it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Chris Christie at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (RpM6k)
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In your case it's "Moose Knuckle".
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:17 PM (YqDXo)
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I might manage to squib a slow roller or flare a single off Verlander.
Now, Mrs. Verlander, I'd definitely strike out there.
Posted by: TheHoser at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (IDjUx)
SITU speech on a sedan chair. Because she gets tired after he long days
of hiking and gym workouts. She's getting up there in age so keep an eye
on that space
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (9Rv/M)
Will you PLEASE step with the same foot!??! My tits are falling off!
Posted by: Empress RBG at February 05, 2019 02:35 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)
Bullet, penis.
Tomayto, Tomahto.
Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2019 02:35 PM (qRjMk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (AURKQ)
Against ManBearPig and Lurch, two of the most unlikeable gasbags this side of The Beast
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And he almost lost to al-Gore! You wouldn't think that could even be possible.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee Makers are the lords gift to humanity at February 05, 2019 02:35 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: flounder,"
She is awful. Worked for Cruz and went straight to trashing conservatives on CNN. She needs a good spanking.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:35 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Steve "Fat Bastard" Schmidt at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (oN+s2)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
They live in deserts, where, unfortunately, it's easier to get fast food, than it is to get arugula, books, or guns.
Posted by: Michelle at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (zc6wW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)
Let's just say he should NEVER wear a turtleneck.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (ffYR/)
me too. I hope he makes the case tho, and also refers to his many executive options, which include but aren't limited to a national emergency declaration.
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:37 PM (I2dne)
Right from the box
It's really gross to see him snort the last cheese dust from the packet like it's coke.
Then he wipes his orange fingers clean in his armpits.
So, if you've ever wondered why he smells of rancid cheese, now you know
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 05, 2019 02:37 PM (TN1P5)
"Add Amanda Carpenter, if we are making a list.
Posted by: flounder,"
She is awful. Worked for Cruz and went straight to trashing conservatives on CNN. She needs a good spanking.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:35 PM (OD2ni)
She was the one making the Trump supporter enemies list. No wonder she ended up at CNN, like all the other rock-ribbed conservatives.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:37 PM (t6MX/)
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If a 1000 really really really rich people leave NY state does that have more impact on the budget bottom line than say, killing before birth several million African America's over the last decade?
As a follow up, what effect on the budget does it have when you do both things simultaneously?
As a follow up to the follow up, Gov. Cuomo, why is it that you look more and more like a chimpanzee in a suit every day?
Posted by: questions you will never hear asked at a Cuomo press conference at February 05, 2019 02:37 PM (mMKXi)
https://tinyurl.com/y78dprrm
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 05, 2019 02:37 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Speaking of bullet-shaped heads, did Schmidt work for Egg McMuffin? The olther baldy Rick Wilson did.
Posted by: Benji Carver at February 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OD2ni)
Remember how appalled the Democrats AND Republicans were after Sarah Palin mentioned obama's ties to terrorists?
Schmidt and Wallace must've had a fit! Sarah never mentioned it after that. McCain probably told her to knock it off.
And that's why the Republicans never used Northam's racist photo. Of course Republicans knew about Northam's photo. But That's Not Who They Are.
Republicans are LOSERS and PUSSIES, that's who they are.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 05, 2019 02:38 PM (elWzg)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (ffYR/)
He shouldn't telegraph his punches like that. Just urge them to make a deal, and then if they don't - POW! - let 'em have it. If they know what he's going to do, they can possibly take steps to mitigate or even forestall it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (YqDXo)
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He has talked about it enough already that this would come as no surprise. All of DC is aware of it. This is time to explain to the voters why it has come to this. He has exhausted absolutely every other option.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:38 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Augustine at February 05, 2019 02:38 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2019 02:39 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (375xW)
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It probably is, if its as good as the Korean BBQ Trump pushes at his golf club. My son tells me PDJT was hawking that pretty hard back on July 4 2016 (whille Hillary was passed out drunk some place) and it was awesome
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee Makers are the lords gift to humanity at February 05, 2019 02:32 PM (Z216Q)
The food at Trump in Palos Verdes is very good. So are Trump wines.
Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (XROPS)
And, always worth noting, drunken sailors are at least spending THEIR OWN money.
Posted by: Parker at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (MFwf8)
of 24 years divorced about a year ago. I wonder if Acosta's 24/7
obsession with Trump had anything to do with it. "
No, Acosta is just a self- absorbed dick-nibbler.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (VpIIl)
As a follow up, what effect on the budget does it have when you do both things simultaneously?
As a follow up to the follow up, Gov. Cuomo, why is it that you look more and more like a chimpanzee in a suit every day?
Posted by: questions you will never hear asked at a Cuomo press conference
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Hey, enough of the insults.
Posted by: A Chimpanzee In A Suit at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:34 PM (1pz14)
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THIS.
And there's something else he gets. The message is basically the same.
None of that hot-sauce-in-my-purse, change of accent and vocabulary, etc.
The Left accuses Trump of identity politics, by which they mean pandering to whites. But the truth --- the truth that scares them --- is that he really doesn't do identity politics at all.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (Rxduq)
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You must have missed all the WaPo stories about what a ladies' man Jim became after the divorce and how he was banging half of DC.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)
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And yet, they're against border security.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (+y/Ru)
I have never had a bad meal at a Trump Property. Doral, Chicago, Washington, etc. The wine is pretty good also.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (VpIIl)
I think the AOSHQ style guide calls for penis-sipper over dick-nibbler.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (sjdRT)
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Or was it Jim's 24/7 obsession with himself?
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:42 PM (mMKXi)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (Rxduq)
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Unless nationalism and "my country for my country first, for other countries later or not all" count as identity politics. Trump has the latter in spades
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)
THIS
He doesn't put on a flannel shirt and go huntin' with the locals, he shows up at the state fair in his helicopter wearing his business suit.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:42 PM (W+vEI)
Jimmy is smart.
Jimmy is the best reporter ever.
Jimmy has a diary.
Dear Diary. . .
Posted by: Juim Acosta at February 05, 2019 02:42 PM (RpM6k)
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You must have missed all the WaPo stories about what a ladies' man Jim became after the divorce and how he was banging half of DC.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (vg8iE)
He wants to hump Trump's leg.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 02:42 PM (MkcN1)
I see Schumer is already criticizing my State of the Union speech, even though he hasn't seen it yet. He's just upset that he didn't win the Senate, after spending a fortune, like he thought he would. Too bad we weren't given more credit for the Senate win by the media!
I'm still laughing at this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2019 02:43 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (vg8iE)
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Probably. I checked out of all the politics stuff for almost two years. If that's true, the women he must have been with must have had low self-esteems and wanted to feel "loved."
Posted by: Augustine at February 05, 2019 02:43 PM (BDZWU)
became after the divorce and how he was banging half of DC.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 05, 2019 02:41 PM (vg8iE)
We are all exhausted.
Posted by: Light Switches all Over DC at February 05, 2019 02:44 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:44 PM (VpIIl)
just watch and enjoy.
His ad libitum plan is still three steps ahead of the opposition.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2019 02:44 PM (ePWRo)
Schmidt and Wallace must've had a fit! Sarah never mentioned it after that. McCain probably told her to knock it off.
Team McCain probably terminated Palin's political career way too early by choosing her for whatever reason those dumbasses did, because they hated everything positive she did and she became high exposure too soon. She may have crashed and burned on her own anyway, but we'll never know for sure.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:44 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl) "
*looks anxiously at shelves*
Not sure there's enough liquor in the house.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (xH86r)
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The male half.
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:42 PM (W+vEI)
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It's so freaking easy to understand. People want people who are real. Be real. Showing up in flannel and talking about toting your hot sauce aren't real (unless you're a hot-sauce-toting flannel wearer, anyway), and it shows. Just like Lizzie's "I'm gonna get me a beer" shtick.
But politicians have a hard time being real because so few actually stand for anything. Those that do stand for something often stand for the *wrong* thing and have to mask it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)
Republicans are LOSERS and PUSSIES, that's who they are.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
But they are pussies who lose with quiet dignity!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (Rxduq)
"I ain't no ways tahred."
I literally cringed when I heard that. It's amazing that the audience bought it, apparently not realizing that they were being patronized.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
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Ilhan Omar gave multiple interviews to a fringe Arab-American television host, Ahmed Tharwat, who calls Israel the "Jewish ISIS" and has compared the terrorist group Hamas to Holocaust victims.
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OK, it's not as funny as your Sully the Glider Pilot theory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (TN1P5)
just watch and enjoy.
His ad libitum plan is still three steps ahead of the opposition.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2019 02:44 PM (ePWRo)
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I have come to trust his judgement, even if what he was doing made no obvious sense at the time. It always became clear later.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (ffYR/)
Northam got a cool $2 million from Planned Parenthood.He is some kind of Pediatrician.
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)
And all I got was this lousy beejer.
Posted by: Lt. Gov. Coochman at February 05, 2019 02:47 PM (t6MX/)
But politicians have a hard time being real because so few actually stand for anything. Those that do stand for something often stand for the *wrong* thing and have to mask it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)
Who would not prefer a politician who never smiles or laughs to Hillary's phony smile and cackle.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 02:47 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I SWEAR I saw that guy on CSPN as a congress critter recently. gonna duckduckgo it and BRB
Posted by: BifBewalski - from my sofa king we todd did work laptop at February 05, 2019 02:47 PM (td8Ta)
I guess there are no limits in Virginia. $2 million in contributions from PP? That is nuts!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (RpM6k)
That's taxpayer-funded PP. Your money.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:47 PM (t6MX/)
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OK, it's not as funny as your Sully the Glider Pilot theory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)
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Agreed. That's grotesque.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)
Think it's also part of the campaign consultant's handbook to tell the candidate that these people (wherever he/she is going) are dumb, so it's best that you pretend that you're just like them so that they are soothed into voting for you. It is so very condescending when politicians masquerade as a local.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 02:47 PM (MkcN1)
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:: raises hand ::
If you're grumpy, just be grumpy. But "rictus grin" isn't a good look on *anyone*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (U7k5w)
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Yes they donated a lot of money to him. They expect a return on that investment.
PS they still get 500 million a year in taxpayer money. They get that, because they kick it back to the politicians. They murder babies and steal our money and the people we vote in wont stop it because they are in on the heist.
PPS pediatric neurologist. Think about what that potentially means.
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (mMKXi)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Avi at February 05, 2019 02:50 PM (kSq2k)
Northam got a cool $2 million from Planned Parenthood.He is some kind of Pediatrician.
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)
How does PP get to take tax $$ and donate to politicians?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)
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Being on the Left is AWESOME.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at February 05, 2019 02:50 PM (I2dne)
Wait. "Hide the salami" doesn't mean you eat it?
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
Oh yes it does!
Posted by: The White Shadow at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (ymnmz)
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
Posted by: Hey! Hey! It's Jimmy J Acosta! at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)
One set of rules for them, another set of rules for us.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (yTfbH)
How does PP get to take tax $$ and donate to politicians?
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Cuz its not your body - h8r!
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (I2dne)
Hillary totally could have cultivated the cutting, snarky, curmudgeonly style of a Florence King and ran with it, but no, she's such a huge pathological liar she has to lie about her very personality.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)
Benny Johnson, the guy who gave us the Woke Lindsey Graham pic and video, says he's going to be at the SOTU asking people who they are wearing and I want to believe.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 02:47 PM (MkcN1)
I really hated her habit of pointing into the crowd, and looking beside herself with joy and/or had just received an ice water enema.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
Hey, you pick whatever hole you want, just leave me out of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (U7k5w)
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Unfortunately, it is not just Dems that get their money. They buy Rs too. There is a reason no votes to defund PP ever get on either floor. They use our money for this protection.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (AURKQ)
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When it comes to Hillary, the truth is so foul that she has to lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (9Rv/M)
We're NOT affiliated!!1!!
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (al6UK)
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The left's answer to Ben Carson.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 05, 2019 02:53 PM (MIKMs)
If you're grumpy, just be grumpy. But "rictus grin" isn't a good look on *anyone*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:49 PM (I2dne)
Hillary totally could have cultivated the cutting, snarky,
curmudgeonly style of a Florence King and ran with it, but no, she's
such a huge pathological liar she has to lie about her very personality.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 02:51 PM (AURKQ)
Now weah did Ahh leave mah hot sauce?
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at February 05, 2019 02:53 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 02:53 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2019 02:50 PM (ymnmz)
It's a living.
Posted by: Educator Unions With Mandatory Dues Autodeducted at February 05, 2019 02:53 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 02:40 PM (Rxduq)
"I ain't no ways tahred."
I literally cringed when I heard that. It's amazing that the audience bought it, apparently not realizing that they were being patronized.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
Someone elsewhere told me something in 2016 that stayed with me: you campaign to increase your supporter's turnout AND to lower the turnout for your opponent. It's a mistake to think blacks didn't know that Rodham was patronizing them in some very insulting terms, and by DJT, who many of them already were very aware of already from his tv shows, appeared in person, mostly good things happened.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 02:53 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: BifBewalski - from my sofa king we todd did work laptop at February 05, 2019 02:53 PM (td8Ta)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (375xW)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Harry Truman at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (2Mnv1)
That poll showing Biden leading the field in Iowa?
It's still way early, but I would be shocked if Biden didn't walk away with the nomination. With the field that large, the winner needs to only win about 30% consistently across the early states to form a large enough lead to win the whole thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Siskel and Ebert at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (LL1Be)
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Carson was a neurosurgeon not a neurologist.
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (375xW)
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"All I know is that he was an Uncle Tom."
-White progressive who's not at all racist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (Vc7Ev)
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Simple. Tax money goes to operations and the real money is to/from the tax-exempt foundations. Get with the program.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (BSTzt)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (Evws/)
https://tinyurl.com/yaprdhkh
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
So RBG will be dead within a month. Can't nominate a SCOTUS justice if you're being impeached (or so the Dems and their water-carriers will assert).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (eytER)
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wait'll you see the bill. Cha-ching!
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:56 PM (375xW)
If Chris Christie ever fell over, would he be able to get up on his own, or would he need a hi-lo forklift?
Or does he just get left on his back flapping his too-short arms and legs like a bloated fat turtle?
Hi guy comes up past his nipples almost up to his chin. Never seen anything like it.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 02:57 PM (KQN0V)
Good Evening, my name is Donald Trump and the State of the Union is good because I'm wearing this Dennis Basso suit and these absolutely comfortable Berluit shoes. And doesn't Melania look spectacular in that dress by Givenchy and shoes by Louboutin? What do you think- hmm?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2019 02:57 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt's mama at February 05, 2019 02:57 PM (85tsZ)
Isn't that deal making?
In fact I should ask him myself.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at February 05, 2019 02:57 PM (ldXWf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 02:57 PM (LwB8i)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 02:57 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2019 02:58 PM (RD7QR)
My money is on Kamala right now. Woman, minority. Immigrant parents. Checks all the boxes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:58 PM (Vc7Ev)
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Hold. My. Beer.
Posted by: Chelsea at February 05, 2019 02:58 PM (Gy/HI)
No way in Hell.
And yet they elected Gavin Newsome as Cali governor, Northam as VA Governor and that one other asshole as Montana governor.
For whitey-haters, Dems sure elect a lot of whiteys.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 05, 2019 02:59 PM (LL1Be)
Write him another sternly worded letter Chuck.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2019 02:59 PM (ePWRo)
@henryrodgersdc
NOW: I have asked around 10 Democratic Senators if they believe Virginia Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax's accuser. None of them will comment, some say they have not heard the news...
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Yeah, we've been drunk living under a rock since Wednesday.
Posted by: Democrat Senators at February 05, 2019 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 02:59 PM (t6MX/)
Irish Setters are high on the list. Goofy. But dumb as a toadstool.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 03:00 PM (/s3VA)
How does Christie sleep?
Can't be on his belly, and if he was on his back, he would have 350 pounds laid on his chest.
Maybe he's suspended by a large balloon?
Or is he like Baron Harkkonnen, floating around like a big levitating garbage can?
His wife has to sleep in a different part of the house, guy gets up for a late night snack of beef and bread and the bed must shimmy and shake like the Titanic sinking.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:00 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 03:00 PM (U7k5w)
"Henry Rodgers
@henryrodgersdc
NOW: I have asked around 10 Democratic Senators if they believe Virginia Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax's accuser. None of them will comment, some say they have not heard the news... "
"He never tried that when I was alone with him making out."
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:01 PM (KQN0V)
Milenials hate boomers as much as they hate anything elae A 50ish white guy? Maybe. A 75 year old white guy? Not a chance in hell.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:01 PM (Vc7Ev)
Northam is 59.
Biden will be crowding 80 in two years.
His opening, narrow as it was, is gone. He is not a serious candidate.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 05, 2019 03:01 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:01 PM (LwB8i)
Posted by: a pragmatist at February 05, 2019 02:54 PM (375xW)
Pediatric neurosurgeoun..so they have the pediatric part in common
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (U7k5w)
https://tinyurl.com/yaprdhkh
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
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I'm....skeptical.
Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (G0vdT)
>> What's the stupidest dog you can think of?
Irish Setters are high on the list. Goofy. But dumb as a toadstool.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 03:00 PM (/s3VA)
Put me down for Dalmatians.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
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Auuuaaaaggghhhh!
A speech coach taught her to do that to feel comfortable with audiences, to convince herself she was just entering a gathering of close friends.
Good grief, she is a terrible actress. Just awful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:03 PM (a0IVu)
That poll showing Biden leading the field in Iowa?
It's still way early, but I would be shocked if Biden didn't walk
away with the nomination. With the field that large, the winner needs to
only win about 30% consistently across the early states to form a large
enough lead to win the whole thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM
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The DNC changed the Primary rules. IIRC if someone doesn't get 40% on the first vote then the super delegates are free to vote for anyone they want to.
This is gonna make 1968 look like small potatoes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)
https://tinyurl.com/yaprdhkh
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2019 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
Is that a month-month or a business month?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pre-Fab Tru-Con Brand Cuck-Sheds Now At the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2019 03:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 03:04 PM (/s3VA)
Having my lunch and laughing at the comments here...what happened to Chris Christie's lap band? Did he take it out?
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:03 PM (a0IVu)
His stomach ate its way through.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 03:04 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 05, 2019 03:04 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: CN at February 05, 2019 03:04 PM (U7k5w)
Irish Setters are high on the list. Goofy. But dumb as a toadstool.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 03:00 PM (/s3VA)
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My now Ex was given a non papered purebred Miniature Cocker Spaniel. Dumbest and most expensive gift dog I've ever seen.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 03:05 PM (ffYR/)
They broke up.
His Herniated Bellybutton went solo.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 03:05 PM (/s3VA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pre-Fab Tru-Con Brand Cuck-Sheds Now At the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2019 03:04 PM (hLRSq)
A 'whatever the f*** he feels like' month.
The report will be out either:
1. When RBG passes.
2. When they feel like they can actually get away with/do some damage with the coup d'etat.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 05, 2019 03:05 PM (yTfbH)
guy? Maybe. A 75 year old white guy? Not a chance in hell.
*shrug*
Steny Hoyer is 80.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 05, 2019 03:05 PM (LL1Be)
His opening, narrow as it was, is gone. He is not a serious candidate.
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yep. This is true, but, I'm entertaining a Biden exception to that rule, because his functional baseline was so low to begin with that its not as noticeable a decline. Also, don't underestimate the power of baby smoothies. Ask Ruth.
Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2019 03:05 PM (Gy/HI)
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The words 'pediatric' and 'neuro*' are automatic as far as caring and smarter than you peon. That is why the comparison. Just as odd question: can a neurosurgeon function without being a neurologist?
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 05, 2019 03:06 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1092620880184659970
Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2019 03:06 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: The Cats at February 05, 2019 03:07 PM (NLLmE)
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1092620880184659970
Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2019 03:06 PM (Evws/)
Oprah is in the Beto camp...me thinks she does not care for Kamala...meow
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:07 PM (a0IVu)
My money is on Kamala right now. Woman, minority. Immigrant parents. Checks all the boxes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 02:58 PM (Vc7Ev)
She isn't all that popular in California.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 05, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)
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How long did it take him to block you?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 03:08 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:08 PM (LwB8i)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at February 05, 2019 03:08 PM (N3JsI)
She isn't all that popular in California.
Willie Brown gives her a thumbs up.
At least I think those were thumbs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (3KBDT)
https://tinyurl.com/ybmapmjk
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 05, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)
Are you making an argument that she could possibly lose California's electoral votes? Because if you are, I want to have a glass of whatever you are drinking right now.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:08 PM (LwB8i)
High double digits, at best.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr Peabody at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (/s3VA)
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My wife washed our house cat Precious. She had to retreat to my bed with me talking her down from the trauma. A good nap and a plate of food fixed her up. Not sure she trusts my wife completely.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 05, 2019 03:07 PM (TAmPV)
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Popular enough to win a statewide election --- against another Democrat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 05, 2019 03:08 PM (ffYR/)
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To his credit, he still hasn't.
Jonah blocked me for asking whose payroll he's on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)
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Its different training. Different specialities and skills. Both dealing with the nervous system yes, but different.
Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2019 03:10 PM (375xW)
Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2019 03:10 PM (BqByW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 03:10 PM (+y/Ru)
This guy is a gaffe machine and he will never excite their base. I could be wrong, but I would take Biden as the nominee right now, lock it in.
Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2019 03:10 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 05, 2019 03:11 PM (jD6zl)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2019 03:11 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2019 03:11 PM (3KBDT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:08 PM (LwB8i)
High double digits, at best.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:09 PM (a0IVu)
Beto's IQ would be subtracted from Biden's=an IQ of zero.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 03:11 PM (MkcN1)
>>Having my lunch and laughing at the comments here...what happened to Chris Christie's lap band?
They broke up.
His Herniated Bellybutton went solo.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2019 03:05 PM (/s3VA)
Last time Chris Christie tried to put jeans on........
https://tinyurl.com/LeeJeansCommercial
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Whaaaaaa?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2019 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)
"Quimmy, don't be a shero!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (elWzg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (3KBDT)
Whaaaaaa?
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California is pussy whipped. The rest of the country, maybe.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (2LelM)
If I told you 20 years ago you'd end up hating Jim Carrey, would you believe me?
I hated him then.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (3KBDT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2019 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
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Auuuaaaaggghhhh!
A speech coach taught her to do that to feel comfortable with audiences, to convince herself she was just entering a gathering of close friends.
Good grief, she is a terrible actress. Just awful.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Rxduq)
Her 2016 campaign manager, Jennifer Palmieri, came off as a really spiteful bitch after the election, which made me laugh even harder at how she was holding in the difficulty of trying to make a mentally ill drunk harridan with no accomplishments electable.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (NLLmE)
Christie ever kill any of the family pets by falling over on it?
I mean, the only dog that would stand a chance is a Great Dane, maybe.
You think his house has extra supports built in to all the floors?
I dont know how he fits through doors.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (elWzg)
yes.
Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 05, 2019 02:20 PM (81OU+)
His barometer is broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (LwB8i)
If I told you 20 years ago you'd end up hating Jim Carrey, would you believe me?
I hated him then.
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He was always uncomfortable to watch. That's common among Canadians.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (2LelM)
Her 2016 campaign manager, Jennifer Palmieri, came off as a really spiteful bitch after the election, which made me laugh even harder at how she was holding in the difficulty of trying to make a mentally ill drunk harridan with no accomplishments electable.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (1pz14)
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Making the secret service hate you isn't an accomplishment?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (XSSCs)
It also tried to hump everything.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (MkcN1)
Willie Brown gives her a thumbs up.
At least I think those were thumbs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Willie has been throwing his mattress/cock holster under the bus from what I've been reading but then again WTF do I know.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (Fgc0C)
I've got an album full of pictures. My greyhound had a Twizzler where her brain should have been.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
I certainly never thought I'd hate Alyssa. Jim was always a sketchy dude.
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2019 03:15 PM (NLLmE)
If I told you 20 years ago you'd end up hating Jim Carrey, would you believe me?
I hated him then.
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He was always uncomfortable to watch. That's common among Canadians.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (2LelM)
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"I....don't know what...you could...possibly mean!"
-William Shatner
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 05, 2019 03:15 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2019 03:15 PM (3KBDT)
So Kamala, who won a statewide election in CA against other Democrats.....isn't popular in California? Whaaaaaa?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (Vc7Ev)
Obviously you're not familiar with how elections work in California
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 05, 2019 03:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
+++++++++++
She goes to a different school. You've never met her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (n13/j)
I mean, the only dog that would stand a chance is a Great Dane, maybe.
You think his house has extra supports built in to all the floors?
I dont know how he fits through doors.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (KQN0V)
You have no idea of the strain I'm under.
Posted by: Ferguson TurboFlushMaster at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (QLvwG)
"what happened to Chris Christie's lap band?"
Those things aren't meant to take the weight and pressure, Chris is able to eat the Golden Corral near him out of the entire dessert section.
Who designs a lap band for that? No one, that's who. They don't expect a guy to sit down and eat an entire lasagna and polish it off with a dozen hard boiled eggs, washed down with two 3-liters of Orange Crush.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (KQN0V)
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Who else is he going to talk about all the cute boys with?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (vg8iE)
It was like Chevy Chase's dog in that movie where he and his wife are trying to sell their home and hire the locals to act like perfect New England characters.
Holy shit was that dog dumb.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)
I know how they work very well thank you. She won a jungle primary then a general election. But please go on...
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:16 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:12 PM (2LelM)
Teddy, my Airedale, has a couple Aussi buds. I don't think I've ever encountered one that wasn't very friendly. They can hop straight in the air pretty easily.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 05, 2019 03:17 PM (1pz14)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 05, 2019 03:17 PM (9ZkKr)
I liked him on Win Ben Stein's Money and The Man Show.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 05, 2019 03:17 PM (npy6a)
A big guy with short T-Rex arms like Chris...can't possibly wipe his ass, right?
Does he carry around a big hook with a toilet paper dispenser on it?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:17 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (MkcN1)
A big guy with short T-Rex arms like Chris...can't possibly wipe his ass, right?
Does he carry around a big hook with a toilet paper dispenser on it?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:17 PM (KQN0V)
ewww.
Posted by: IC at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (a0IVu)
My SIL had a miniature pinscer that would try to fight any other dog.
Not as in "my that dog is fearless," but as in "damn that dog is
stupid."
It also tried to hump everything.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 03:14 PM (MkcN1)
Sounds like Corey Booker.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (t6MX/)
He was always uncomfortable to watch. That's common among Canadians.
Posted by: Puddin Head
What
are
you talking
about?
Posted by: The Shat at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (npy6a)
Sounds just like 2007 when it was Obama can't win because of.....
They are both black and young and attractive and far left. That's all it takes to win these days as a Democrat
When will you peeps learn?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (Vc7Ev)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (LwB8i)
Irish Setters are actually very intelligent they just like to play dumb.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2019 03:13 PM (3KBDT)
#MeToo
Got a mild chuckle out of the "Fire Marshal Bill" style buffoonery during the Living Color days, and then immediately said... "That's it? That's all this guy does?" That douche is worse than Tom Green, for crying out loud.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 05, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)
I'd be looking for an exit tax, disguised as a "windfall profits tax" on real estate sales, combined with a tax credit for people who buy real estate with the proceeds of a sale in the same state.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (nPGq2)
***
Toilet brush with a suction cup on the handle
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (9ZkKr)
I can't help but think of Kamala the Ugandan Giant when I see her name.
He was always under the spell of Mr. Fuji.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)
Sounds just like 2007 when it was Obama can't win because of.....
They are both black and young and attractive and far left. That's all it takes to win these days as a Democrat
When will you peeps learn?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (Vc7Ev)
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I don't think she can't win. I just think the field is way too stacked with people who will be fighting to be the leftiest of the lefties.
That's a crowded field.
Plus, there will be multiple black and female candidates.
I think that diffusion of support lends itself to the more minority candidate in the field. And, that will be a white guy with a more moderate image.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by:
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (AURKQ)
"That douche is worse than Tom Green"
I thought Tom Green was mildly funny, sometimes. He was such a douchebag.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:21 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 05, 2019 03:21 PM (npy6a)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:19 PM (KQN0V)
The first pet show was funny I guess. And also a huge lefty tell. The only thing I recall him being any good in was The Truman Show. Once he shat on Heston, he was garbage to me.
Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2019 03:21 PM (n13/j)
A big guy with short T-Rex arms like Chris...can't possibly wipe his ass, right?
Does he carry around a big hook with a toilet paper dispenser on it?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:17 PM (KQN0V)
A rag wrapped around one end of a stick, Roman-style.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2019 03:21 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 05, 2019 03:22 PM (nEBFa)
Our eyes met and what followed was pure magic.
Effortlessly, as if guided by the hands of angels, we embraced. Never had I enjoyed such love and intimacy.
But it was not to be. Tropical Storm Sandy pulled me away and with it my dreams of a perfect soulmate were shattered.
I am left with only the memories. And a mustard stain on my mom jeans that must have come from his clothes. But I cherish the memories most.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 05, 2019 03:22 PM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 05, 2019 03:22 PM (elWzg)
He was always under the spell of Mr. Fuji.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (KQN0V)
Thank you. I was floating this last week and nobody bit, and I was beginning to think I was imagining it all.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 05, 2019 03:22 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 05, 2019 03:23 PM (LwB8i)
Several states, mine included, already tax real estate sales. Not the profits, the entire sale price sale, whether you make or lose money on the transaction. Basically a real estate sales tax paid by the seller.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 05, 2019 03:24 PM (0j7sx)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2019 03:24 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 05, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)
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Well FL might have something to say about that. However, Cuomo did comment on how people are leaving the state but are still telecommuting with companies still in NY.
I think he liked to tax telecommuters much like the way they tax professional athletes when they play games in NY.
Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2019 03:25 PM (G0vdT)
I actually enjoyed Liar, Liar. Frankly, it's just a smidgeon funnier than an average comedy. Maybe.
But the after-credits outtakes are hysterical. The best is when he's trading insults with Swoozie Kurtz and she comes back with "Overactor!"
It says something when your outtakes are funnier than the movie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2019 03:25 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 05, 2019 03:22 PM (RpM6k)
Holy crap, that was funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 05, 2019 03:26 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SMOD at February 05, 2019 02:27 PM (QkjLD)
Any outfit with Dipstick Shoprag in it has to be sooper-ethical.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2019 03:27 PM (nPGq2)
Kamala was from the deepest parts of Africa.
This other Kamala, not sure where she's from, but she definitely knows her way around.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 05, 2019 03:29 PM (KQN0V)
Posted by: The Cats at February 05, 2019 03:07 PM
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Had a miniature Scotty that figured out how to defeat an invisible fence in less than two weeks.
He would go to the one beep warning zone and sit there for hours until the battery went dead from all of the beeping and then run loose around the neighborhood. when it stopped beeping.
It took us some time and a bunch of batteries to figure out what he was doing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 05, 2019 03:37 PM (JUOKG)
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'Chris Christie & the EAT Street Band
Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2019 03:38 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 05, 2019 03:18 PM (MkcN1)
He inherited the hatred accumulated by his father, and then iced the cake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2019 03:54 PM (nPGq2)
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