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Good Morning. Sipping from my first cup of joe.
Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2019 08:47 AM (OAlmw) 2
Morning!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2019 08:48 AM (438dO) 3
Proposition: The Trump Administration should have kept the kids in cages. ( In other words, stoking it out with the zero tolerance policy would have eventually reduced the asylum-cheats to a trickle and congress would have been forced to pass reforms to asylum laws.)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 09, 2019 08:49 AM (Xqo6t) 4
On my second cup of magical jump-start fluid, aka coffee. Morning, everyone!
Posted by: Toni at February 09, 2019 08:51 AM (N5mle) 5
I have a Plan
Posted by: Alexandria, but with only vague familiarity with libraries at February 09, 2019 08:51 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:52 AM (gbepJ) 7
And we're back!
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 09, 2019 08:52 AM (cfSRQ) 8
I have a Plan
Posted by: Alexandria, but with only vague familiarity with libraries at February 09, 2019 08:51 AM (zCyNd) Baldrick: Is it cunning? Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2019 08:53 AM (SiINZ) 9
WTFO??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:54 AM (JFO2v) 10
Which link do I click on first? Of course the Ouch! NSFW link. My advice: Don't be a fool like me.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 08:56 AM (xxAFD) 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5vryRyOB4
Posted by: m at February 09, 2019 08:52 AM (gbepJ) Cinema/Societe Verite Posted by: Mikleuse le Molnar at February 09, 2019 08:56 AM (zCyNd) 12
I think if I had once swallowed a toothpick I wouldn't make it habit to continue putting it in my drink. But that's just me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 08:56 AM (dUJdY) 13
54℉ in Paris right now. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 08:57 AM (jYje5) 14
Smell THIS, you terran gimps.
Posted by: The Moons of Barsoom at February 09, 2019 08:58 AM (I6S+U) 15
Morning all....
@realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago It was great meeting some of our outstanding young military personnel who were wounded in both Syria and Afghanistan. Their wounds are deep but their spirit is sooo high. They will recoverer & be back very soon. America loves them. Walter Reed Hospital is AMAZING - Thank you all! Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2019 08:58 AM (cF8AT) 16
If she gets to run the country, will Alexandria have military parades where the rulers get to stand on a high pedestal looking down on the peons. I love a parade.
Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (cprq8) 17
O'CrazyHo's "plan" has been removed from her House website, but the Internet is forever.
http://tinyurl.com/ocrazyho-new-deal Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (0OWcv) Posted by: Mikleuse le Molnar at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (zCyNd) 19
Maybe inhaling toothpicks will be all the rage now with the under 30 dingbats......while getting their neck tatt.
Oh, the horror. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (Z+IKu) 20
New Rules
1. White Men (R) must resign! For what you ask? Anything you are accused of! 2. White Men (D) must not resign! The must stay on the job to be re-edumacated! 3. Black Men (D) must not resign! Unless 12 women (6 darker skinned than him) have pics and video of him assaulting them. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (JFO2v) 21
Working on my second cup of coffee. Peet's Columbia Dark roast. Very good.
Posted by: dantesed at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (88xKn) 22
Trump amazes me sometimes.
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (9L2du) 23
O'CrazyHo's "plan" has been removed from her House website, but the Internet is forever.
If she looked at you cross-eyed, what would that look like? #superpower Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 09, 2019 09:01 AM (zCyNd) 24
Just saw the black Ace of Spades flag flying high in the front group of protesters. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 09:01 AM (jYje5) 25
Proposition: The Trump Administration should have kept the kids in cages. ( In other words, stoking it out with the zero tolerance policy would have eventually reduced the asylum-cheats to a trickle and congress would have been forced to pass reforms to asylum laws.)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 09, 2019 08:49 AM (Xqo6t) And pointed out that it was based on an Obama directive with which he felt he had to comply... until congress acted! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:02 AM (f3oO4) 26
Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system
http://tinyurl.com/y2r6xm35 Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2019 09:02 AM (cF8AT) Posted by: Mikleuse at February 09, 2019 09:02 AM (zCyNd) 28
> If she looked at you cross-eyed, what would that look like?
Trick question. Vampires can't do anything that involves crosses, so with her it's more like "hammer and sickle-eyed". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:02 AM (0OWcv) 29
Advance to the rear!
Posted by: Mikleuse at February 09, 2019 09:03 AM (zCyNd) 30
Happy Saturday, y'all. If you have chores to do, I hope they go swiftly so you can get back to the important things in life.
Posted by: windbag at February 09, 2019 09:03 AM (4JkRD) 31
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (JFO2v)
Who knew this set of Rules could become so complex (and flexible)? Posted by: Comrade S. Alinskii at February 09, 2019 09:04 AM (f3oO4) 32
woke up this morning with the thought (observation) that the ultimate reason that the Dems in Virginia are up against a wall (why is the black guy the only one who's gonna be pushed out?) is because they have been happily talking the position that telling a bad joke that violated Progressive Orthodoxy is the EXACT SAME THING as committing a violent Felony.
And now they have two prominent officeholders, and the white guy told a bad joke, and the black guy committed a violent felony. And they can't figure out how to tell their devoted true believers that well, those really are two different things. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:04 AM (V2Yro) 33
The Green New Deal is a 10-year plan to create a greenhouse gas neutral society that creates unprecedented levels of prosperity and wealth for all while ensuring economic and environmental justice and security. They used to do 5 year plans to achieve utopia. This one must be twice as utopian Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2019 09:04 AM (SiINZ) 34
Willowed:
Watching those preening do-gooders is not even funny anymore. It is just sad that they would chose socialism and rule of mobs over freedom and free markets. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:41 AM (JFO2v) Well, the Godfather of all this is Karl Rove. And I guess that would make "W" his avatar. Back in the 90s, he was telling everyone that Reaganism was dead and, in essence, what Americans wanted was Free Shit. The Republicans edge in all this was to be instead of giving away Free Shit Stupidly like the Dims, they would give away Smart Free Shit. So, all that olde-fashioned stuff like liberty, individual freedom, free speech, Constitutionalism, etc went into the garbage in favor of Free Shit, mainly to GOPe bigwigs, that would generate more graft and high paying jobs after their "service" in Congress. Win win win - for everyone but the taxpayer and middle and working classes and the Constitution. This is why they hate Trump so much. He's not endangering their rice bowls so much as all the yummy yummy gravy that gets slopped all over their rice bowls. Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:05 AM (CRRq9) 35
The live feed from Paris-
I haven't seen anything like this since my last Christmas card from the Ceaucescus Posted by: le Mikleuse at February 09, 2019 09:06 AM (zCyNd) 36
Don't forget the green horseshit bill included rebuilding every building in the country to be 'green'.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 09:07 AM (fTQ1B) 37
yellow vests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5vryRyOB4 Posted by: m ................ Yeah.. but WTF are they protesting??? Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 09, 2019 09:07 AM (438dO) 38
hiya
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2019 09:07 AM (ejTiV) 39
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:04 AM (V2Yro)
The best part for me is how quickly the open detailed description of an infanticide procedure given in public by a pediatric neurologist has vanished from the whole kerfuffle. Posted by: Comrade S. Alinskii at February 09, 2019 09:07 AM (f3oO4) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC) 41
Working on my second cup of coffee. Peet's Columbia Dark roast.
Major Dickason's for me. Just makes you feel alive, doesn't it? Or, so I've heard... Posted by: RBG at February 09, 2019 09:08 AM (dBiBP) Posted by: JT at February 09, 2019 09:08 AM (ejTiV) 43
27 French police walking backwards
__________________________________ The have civilianized French military tactics. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 09, 2019 09:08 AM (ZxU8C) 44
"And now they have two prominent officeholders, and the white guy told a bad joke, and the black guy committed a violent felony. And they can't figure out how to tell their devoted true believers that well, those really are two different things."
To be fair, there are only accusations against the black guy. No criminal investigation No arrest yet No trial yet No conviction yet Just the accusations which have been made. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:09 AM (cqNba) 45
He's not endangering their rice bowls so much as all the yummy yummy gravy that gets slopped all over their rice bowls.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:05 AM (CRRq9) You just have to hate a man that has earned his own rice bowl, rice, and gravy! Posted by: Comrade Karl Rover at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (f3oO4) 46
Protests are for new elections, referendums for more democracy, less socialism. Socialism is failing in France, as it is in Venezuela. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (jYje5) 47
that creates unprecedented levels of prosperity and wealth for all
Uh-oh. Zero would be unprecedented. Posted by: t-bird at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (dBiBP) 48
Morning, all.
Here is Mae Murray: https://tinyurl.com/y3p9b7nj Known as "the girl with the bee-stung lips" and "Ziegfeld's pocket Venus," she was a 96-pound, luscious dancer who started off in the Follies. She was also considered to be the model for the "Brinkley Girl," artist Nell Brinkley's 'teens and 'twenties answer to the Gibson Girl. https://tinyurl.com/y3elwckr She moved on to Hollywood and was an enormously popular star during the silent era, but of her movies, 1925s The Merry Widow (directed in typically lavish style by Erich von Stroheim) is the best known. https://tinyurl.com/y59cwngx She married four times, her last husband the fortune-hunting "Prince" David Mdivani, who essentially got her blackballed from Hollywood because of his ham-handed attempts to strong-arm studio chiefs. https://tinyurl.com/yy6u8f7u Without a movie career, Murray drifted along, her finances and mind both dwindling. She tried what we'd call "guest appearances" at cabarets, recreating her famous "Merry Widow Waltz," but her overly-made up appearance was grotesque and her conversation strained and increasingly erratic. https://tinyurl.com/yyvexc8v She died in 1965 at the Motion Picture House, a retirement home for movie actors who had nowhere else to go. https://tinyurl.com/y5459syd https://tinyurl.com/y37kjwqm As for myself, I'm very depressed today, which usually means a day of heavy drinking. But for now, just breakfast. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (Ki5SV) 49
18 They are playing "Chanson" music on the Parisian streets.
Not regrettin rien. __________________________________________ "Boum" by Charles Trenet. Awesome. But leave your little boys home. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (ZxU8C) 50
Yea! Another Saturday Morning Coffee Instantiation Thread with NO specific prohibitions concerning the 'ettes!
* wolf whistles * * "Hubba hubba!" * "Hey baby. Hey baby" * * "Heaven must be missing one of their angels" * * removes lid from ink well preparatory to pig-tail dipping * Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (DMUuz) 51
"If you go to old Paree
You oughta go see the Gilets jaunes If you go to old Paree You oughta see the Gilets jaunes If you stay right there You might see lil' Macron fall Posted by: Professor Longhair, who was never a Miklos at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (zCyNd) 52
Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system http://tinyurl.com/y2r6xm35 Posted by: Tami If they could get it to work with airplanes they might have something. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2019 09:11 AM (aKsyK) Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 09:11 AM (jYje5) 54
"Socialism is failing in France, as it is in Venezuela."
Only because they have the wrong people implementing it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:11 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:11 AM (0OWcv) 56
10-year plan to create a greenhouse gas neutral society that creates unprecedented levels of prosperity and wealth for all while ensuring economic and environmental justice and security. "
And ponies. Everyone gets a pony. And two chickens in every pot. Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:12 AM (6qErC) 57
Protests are for new elections, referendums for more democracy, less socialism.
Socialism is failing in France, as it is in Venezuela. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (jYje5) Every lefty: They just didn't do it right!!1!! Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2019 09:12 AM (SiINZ) 58
Just the accusations which have been made.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:09 AM (cqNba) And those accusations were made in public by women that had to know that the weight of the entire progressive establishment would do its best to destroy them, even though they were POC. Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:13 AM (f3oO4) 59
O'CrazyHo's "plan" has been removed from her House website, but the Internet is forever.
http://tinyurl.com/ocrazyho-new-deal Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM Yesterday a dem pol claimed the repubs hacked her account and put up a fake plan to make her look bad. Which of course is absurd, but the dems are so embarrassed by her they don't know what else to say. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 09, 2019 09:13 AM (zmIJL) 60
Insty has one of those cute threads that they do about topics.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/321255/ Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:13 AM (cqNba) 61
"And ponies. Everyone gets a pony.
And two chickens in every pot." I thought it was two chickens to ride. And horse meat in every pot. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:15 AM (cqNba) 62
50 Yea! Another Saturday Morning Coffee Instantiation Thread with NO specific prohibitions concerning the 'ettes!
* wolf whistles * * "Hubba hubba!" * "Hey baby. Hey baby" * * "Heaven must be missing one of their angels" * * removes lid from ink well preparatory to pig-tail dipping * Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM (DMUuz You had to go and ruin it for the entire class, didn't you? Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 09, 2019 09:15 AM (aA3+G) 63
The best part for me is how quickly the open detailed description of an infanticide procedure given in public by a pediatric neurologist has vanished from the whole kerfuffle."
Agreed - in a sane world, everyone would be taking the position that the REAL reason Northam should resign is because he's in favor of murdering babies. BUT that violates Progressive Orthodoxy, so they don't dare mention it, and instead focus on a bad joke from 30 years ago. As for our side - well of course the GOP-e loves abortion, but for the rest of us - actually, the best possible outcome from our POV is for both white guys to stay in office and for the Black Guy to be tossed under the bus by the Dem. establishment - because we can spend the next two years taunting them about this, and their will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:15 AM (V2Yro) 64
Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system
http://tinyurl.com/y2r6xm35 Posted by: Tami If they could get it to work with airplanes they might have something. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2019 09:11 AM (aKsyK) It's actually now certified ready to go Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 09:15 AM (uZjJV) 65
A sad good morning to you Mis Hum. -20 here with a -35 windchill. Made the mistake of looking at NoVa weather.
On the good side, we just brewed our first ever batch of Black Rifle Coffee. Damn good. Posted by: Muad'dib at February 09, 2019 09:15 AM (IcJtd) 66
Paris: I wonder how long Macron can keep clinging on to power.
I love visiting that city - really hope this gets resolved. Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (LJUs+) 67
Yea! Another Saturday Morning Coffee Instantiation Thread with NO specific prohibitions concerning the 'ettes!
* wolf whistles * * "Hubba hubba!" * "Hey baby. Hey baby" * * "Heaven must be missing one of their angels" * * removes lid from ink well preparatory to pig-tail dipping * Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 09:10 AM Don't be shy! I don't bite...unless you want me to. (leers) Here, have a nice glass of champanya. Posted by: The Continental at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (zmIJL) Posted by: Miklos, Vive French's Moutarde! at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (zCyNd) 69
> I thought it was two chickens to ride.
> And horse meat in every pot. And a blowjob from a retarded, buck-toothed skank. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (0OWcv) 70
Madamoiselle from Armentieres, parley-vous?Madamoiselle from Armentieres, parley-vous?
You'll never get change with the Gilets Jaunes, As long as you have your knickers on! Hinky-dinky parlez-vous! Posted by: Monsieur Macron at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (ZxU8C) 71
As part of the new Green Deal there is talk of renaming our currency. Europe has Euros and Africa has Afros, so something along that line. Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (jYje5) 72
"And those accusations were made in public by women that had to know that the weight of the entire progressive establishment would do its best to destroy them, even though they were POC."
True dat. But in the world of the conservative, our claims should try to be fairly accurate. Otherwise, we would be liberals. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:17 AM (6qErC) 74
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 09, 2019 09:13 AM (zmIJL)
Ever since the evil republican fraudulent version of AOC's mandate was removed, I've been waiting impatiently for the 2700 page democrat version to be posted, although I thought I heard someone mumble that we have to pass it to see what's in it! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:17 AM (f3oO4) 75
If they could get it to work with airplanes they might have something.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2019 09:11 AM (aKsyK) Tanks. Make it launch tanks. Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 09, 2019 09:17 AM (zCyNd) 76
> The Frenchies are going somewhere, but where?
Well, usually when they start doing this kind of stuff it results in a lot of Frenchmen being massacred by other Frenchmen. So, a net win no matter how it turns out. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:17 AM (0OWcv) 77
Don't be shy! I don't bite...unless you want me to. (leers) Here, have a nice glass of champanya.
Posted by: The Continental at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (zmIJL) I read that as chlamydia. I think I'm right. Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:18 AM (CRRq9) 78
As part of the new Green Deal there is talk of renaming our currency. Europe has Euros and Africa has Afros, so something along that line."
Uh, "Doritos"? Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:18 AM (6qErC) 79
If we had a yellow vest protest, my mom would be the one to send me in an orange Sears Toughskins "for husky boys" vest.
Posted by: The Husky Years at February 09, 2019 09:18 AM (I6S+U) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:19 AM (6qErC) 81
That's like a stadium full of people that just went past.
___________________________________________ I wouldn't know what that looks like. Posted by: Kansas City Royals Fan at February 09, 2019 09:19 AM (ZxU8C) 82
Root for the guillotine.
Posted by: AOC- functional retard at February 09, 2019 09:19 AM (8Jnqt) 83
"It's actually now certified ready to go"
And I thought that I recently read that after the cert testing was complete, the real world success rate for actual launches fell well below minimum. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:19 AM (cqNba) 84
> If we had a yellow vest protest, my mom would be the one to send me in an orange Sears Toughskins "for husky boys" vest.
Yeah, mine too. Future generations will never know the humiliation of the Sears Toughskins child. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:20 AM (0OWcv) 85
OSD Test, where operations research meets childhood
Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2019 09:20 AM (25Dt7) 86
Off scrunt sock.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 09, 2019 09:21 AM (8Jnqt) 87
Is there an under over on the number of people the LT Gov raped? Do we have a betting pool?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (uZjJV) 88
He's not endangering their rice bowls so much as all the yummy yummy gravy that gets slopped all over their rice bowls.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:05 AM (CRRq9) Bush should have told everyone to SUCK IT and fixed SS back in 05! Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (JFO2v) 89
Allons enfants de la patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrive ! Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (bUjCl) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (6qErC) 91
Just the accusations which have been made."
Remember when that was Harvey Weinstein's defense? When a serial rapist is in a position of power, that is *always* their go-too line. And they use that power to intimidate witnesses from coming forth, that's how the game works. But as the Weinstein case showed, once the dam breaks, ALL the witnesses start coming out, and then everyone around him has got to scramble just to save themselves. You see, to us, in the public, this may look like just one accusation. (ooops, it's already two accusations, officially) But to the higher ups in the Virginia Dem party - it's way more than that, because their actions tell us that they KNOW that he has been a serial rapist for years, and they have been helping him to cover it up. And as women 3, 4, and 5 come out, they either are going to have to get him out of there and out of the news quickly, or they are going to have to start dancing and explaining why they have all been "colluding" in the cover up of his crimes all these years. This may be speculation at this point - but look at how everyone close to him politically is acting today. This is how they're acting. I am telling you, top Virginia dem's have known about all of this for years. They thought they could keep it quiet. That's why they know it's all true. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (V2Yro) 92
65 A sad good morning to you Mis Hum. -20 here with a -35 windchill. Made the mistake of looking at NoVa weather.
On the good side, we just brewed our first ever batch of Black Rifle Coffee. Damn good. Posted by: Muad'dib at February 09, 2019 09:15 AM (IcJtd) Good morning, I'm still bummed about the MoMe. We don't have the wind that you do. Air temperature is similar. We are on our 2nd pot of Karuba Dark Roast. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (aA3+G) 93
and Africa has Afros
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:18 AM I'm tanned, rested, and ready! Posted by: Colin Kraperdink at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (DMUuz) 94
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If we had a yellow vest protest, my mom would be the one to send me in an orange Sears Toughskins "for husky boys" vest. Posted by: The Husky Years at February 09, 2019 09:18 AM (I6S+U) ---------------- I was going through some old sewing patterns from the 1960's/early 70's that my mom had given me. One of the dress patterns for young girls was labeled "For Chubbies." It was actually shocking. Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (XXNQ+) 95
If Sears had blended the Toughskins brand with Craftsman into adult workwear:
1. The carhartt/dickies market wod.have been theirs, 2. And, my childhood would have been easier. Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (25Dt7) 96
87 Is there an under over on the number of people the LT Gov raped? Do we have a betting pool?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (uZjJV) I will take THE ONES THAT WANT IT REAL BAD! Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v) 97
As for myself, I'm very depressed today, which usually means a day of heavy drinking. But for now, just breakfast. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend.
I'm sorry. Hope the day gets better for you. Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2019 09:23 AM (dUJdY) 98
Contre nous de la tyrannie
L'etendard sanglant est leve ! Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:23 AM (bUjCl) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:24 AM (6qErC) 100
Good morning, I'm still bummed about the MoMe.
We don't have the wind that you do. Air temperature is similar. We are on our 2nd pot of Karuba Dark Roast. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (aA3+G) Had to fill my car up early this AM at the gas station at Fort Belvoir and froze my freaken ears off Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 09:24 AM (uZjJV) Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:24 AM (bUjCl) 102
I was going through some old sewing patterns from the 1960's/early 70's that my mom had given me. One of the dress patterns for young girls was labeled "For Chubbies." It was actually shocking.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (XXNQ+) Did someone say Chubbie Girls were here? Posted by: Willie C at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (JFO2v) 103
As part of the new Green Deal there is talk of renaming our currency. Europe has Euros and Africa has Afros, so something along that line.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 09, 2019 09:16 AM (jYje5) Fritos, because everything is going to be free Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (SiINZ) 104
I need to look into this Black Rifle Coffee.
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (bUjCl) 105
Comparatively, between the Green New Deal and Cambodia, Pol Pot was the sane one.
Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (25Dt7) 106
I read that as chlamydia.
I think I'm right. Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:18 AM Where are you going? Don't leave! I promise to be good. Posted by: The Continental at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (zmIJL) 107
87 Is there an under over on the number of people the LT Gov raped? Do we have a betting pool?"
Not all will come forward, many will have current relationships they want to shelter, many will feel partly to blame for what happened. (that's standard in these cases) But given his age and proclivities, compared to other serial rapists, I'd say an even dozen is the over/under. These guys never just do it once or twice and then forget about it. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (V2Yro) 108
Had to fill my car up early this AM at the gas station at Fort Belvoir and froze my freaken ears off"
Ah.... perhaps you shouldn't have the pump handle 'round your neck? Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (6qErC) Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2019 09:26 AM (BXMxN) 110
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes,
Mugir ces feroces soldats ? Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:26 AM (bUjCl) 111
Madamoiselle from Armentieres, parley-vous?
Madamoiselle from Armentieres, parley-vous? The reasons we fight and scream and squeal, Are the same things in your "New Green Deal" Hinky-dinky parley-vous! Posted by: Monsieur Frog at February 09, 2019 09:26 AM (ZxU8C) 112
Ah.... perhaps you shouldn't have the pump handle 'round your neck?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:25 AM (6qErC) Well I hadn't had my coffee yet? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 09:26 AM (uZjJV) Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:26 AM (6qErC) Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 09:27 AM (jYje5) 115
Well I hadn't had my coffee yet?"
Oh man, that's just wrong. Even on saturdays the coffee maker is on at 0600... Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM (6qErC) 116
There are semi-plainclothes police infiltrating and breaking up the crowd
Posted by: Miklos de L'Hebdo at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM (zCyNd) 117
The VA delegate who will submit articles of impeachment on Fairfax Monday if he doesn't resign, is a Democrat.
Posted by: HA at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM (MAstk) 118
I was forced to create a linkdin page for a school assignment and never used it again. This morning I visited after a year and the top post says "Learning COBOL". Is that code for "learn to code"?
Posted by: steve at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM (TTy55) 119
Tres magnefique.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:26 AM (6qErC) Freedom Roast looks tres populaire Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:29 AM (bUjCl) 120
The best part about the Yellow Vests in France is that it started because Macron jacked up gasoline and diesel taxes to pay for his version of the "Green New Deal" - which he thought city dwellers would like, because they don't have cars. But it pissed off everyone who bought fuel, especially those who have to for their work, AND then it pissed off everyone in the cities anyways, because it jacked up the cost of everything that had to be transported, which was everything.
The Green Schemes turn to total shit every time they're tried. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro) Posted by: Miklos de L'Hebdo at February 09, 2019 09:29 AM (zCyNd) 122
"wife hacks cheating husband's penis"
If a man did that to his wife it would be international news. Posted by: pst314 at February 09, 2019 09:29 AM (iRbDn) 123
I'm watching Willard,the original version.(not Mitt Rombley,this guy trains rats he isn't one)
Posted by: steevy at February 09, 2019 09:29 AM (BXMxN) 124
Had to fill my car up early this AM at the gas station at Fort Belvoir and froze my freaken ears off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 09:24 AM Oh noes! Now how are you going to keep your cover, soon to be weighted down with extra scrambled eggs, above your eyebrows? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (DMUuz) 125
There are semi-plainclothes police infiltrating and breaking up the crowd Posted by: Miklos de L'Hebdo Que tes ennemis expirants Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire ! Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (bUjCl) Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (jYje5) 127
"Future generations will never know the humiliation of the Sears Toughskins child. "
Iron on patches on the knees of your jeans. Always a tough one to put up with. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (cqNba) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (0OWcv) 129
I haven't seen anything like this since my last Christmas card from the Ceaucescus
Posted by: le Mikleuse at February 09, 2019 09:06 AM (zCyNd) What's "Please don't shoot us" in Romanian? Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (7PLM4) 130
U.S. Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia is calling on Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax to resign after two women went public with allegations of sexual assault against Fairfax.
That's racist for whitey to call on a black man to resign. Timmy should resign for that Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (SiINZ) 131
And on the theme of bugs:
"Quit bugging me!" If you have a particularly awful ex, for a fee a zoo in El Paso will name a cockroach after your ex and then feed the cockroach to a meerkat on Valentine's Day : https://tinyurl.com/yxvjpf8v i Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 09:31 AM (AllCR) Posted by: Miklos de L'Hebdo at February 09, 2019 09:31 AM (zCyNd) 133
What's "Please don't shoot us" in Romanian?
Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker glorie la vodka ? Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:32 AM (bUjCl) 134
I think the bed bug lawyer guy snapped and needs serious psychiatric help.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2019 09:32 AM (UwRDM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 09:32 AM (AllCR) 136
Ouch! NSFW
Replaying another Virginia story. Remember Lorena Bobbit? IIRC, Weird Al used that. Must be about 25 years ago. Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2019 09:32 AM (VaN/j) 137
Enfermer ! Enfermer !
Posted by: runner, holding up passe de presse at February 09, 2019 09:33 AM (bUjCl) 138
That's racist for whitey to call on a black man to resign. Timmy should resign for that.
Ha, black men are getting a hard lesson about who's currently got the Top Spot on the Prog Victimology Tree. And it ain't them. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:33 AM (V2Yro) 139
Has Fairfax called this a 'lynching' yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2019 09:34 AM (CDGwz) 140
I am probably excessively proud of having two degrees to Nicolae Ceausescu. Worked with a retired Army intelligence officer who'd met him a couple of times at Embassy Christmas parties, of all things.
Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 09:34 AM (7PLM4) Posted by: Miklos de Samedi at February 09, 2019 09:34 AM (zCyNd) 142
Francais, en guerriers magnanimes,
Portez ou retenez vos coups ! Posted by: runner, holding up passe de presse at February 09, 2019 09:34 AM (bUjCl) 143
122 "wife hacks cheating husband's penis"
If a man did that to his wife it would be international news. Posted by: pst314 at February 09, 2019 09:29 AM (iRbDn) I don't know. They don't like to publicize Trans-on-Trans crime. Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2019 09:35 AM (VaN/j) 144
I think the bed bug lawyer guy snapped and needs serious psychiatric help.
Posted by: Insomniac ---------- Crazy as a bed bug. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2019 09:35 AM (CDGwz) 145
20 New Rules
1. White Men (R) must resign! For what you ask? Anything you are accused of! 2. White Men (D) must not resign! The must stay on the job to be re-edumacated! 3. Black Men (D) must not resign! Unless 12 women (6 darker skinned than him) have pics and video of him assaulting them. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 08:59 AM (JFO2v) Who knew that all Kavanaugh had to do to avoid all that grief was to appear at the hearings in blackface? Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2019 09:36 AM (VaN/j) 146
I am probably excessively proud of having two degrees to Nicolae Ceausescu. Worked with a retired Army intelligence officer who'd met him a couple of times at Embassy Christmas parties, of all things.
Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 09:34 AM (7PLM4) His wife was half as smart as Hillary Clinton. So they say. Posted by: Miklos knowing only one good restaurant in Bucharest at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zCyNd) 147
Sputnik is still in service ?
Posted by: runner of the Volga at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (bUjCl) 148
Nearly frozen to death cat revived after being found in snowbank. All I can think is that all that fur must have kept it alive; It's a beautiful, fluffy cat:
https://tinyurl.com/y3863fyt Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (AllCR) 149
Jean a une longue moustache!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (f3oO4) 150
The VA delegate who will submit articles of impeachment on Fairfax Monday if he doesn't resign, is a Democrat.
Posted by: HA at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM Stay tuned for another episode of 'As Virginia Turns'. (cue organ music) Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zmIJL) 151
140 I am probably excessively proud of having two degrees to Nicolae Ceausescu. Worked with a retired Army intelligence officer who'd met him a couple of times at Embassy Christmas parties, of all things."
I remember back in the day, admiring leftists used to say that his wife was an 'Amazing Woman!" that she held several Advanced Degrees in the sciences and other disciplines. After the two of them were so joyously machine gunned together, his admirers where "shocked!" to learn that in fact, she was barely literate, and that Nicolae had ordered the Universities to grant her those degrees simply because she wanted them. So she could say she was smart. Pretty much the model that all of the Ivy League schools are following today for their rich patrons. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:39 AM (V2Yro) Posted by: runner, avec passe de presse at February 09, 2019 09:39 AM (bUjCl) 153
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zmIJL)
When do the vampy Colombian nanny and the evil twin show up? Is that next month? Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 09:39 AM (7PLM4) 154
139 Has Fairfax called this a 'lynching' yet?
.... He would have already if his first vic was not a POC. Posted by: HA at February 09, 2019 09:40 AM (MAstk) Posted by: Miklos knowing only one good restaurant in Bucharest at February 09, 2019 09:40 AM (zCyNd) 156
Never been to Paris, yet I don't see any ...umm.. persons of color in those protests. Am I missing something?
Posted by: dantesed at February 09, 2019 09:41 AM (88xKn) 157
The VA delegate who will submit articles of impeachment on Fairfax Monday if he doesn't resign, is a Democrat.
Posted by: HA at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM Stay tuned for another episode of 'As Virginia Turns'. (cue organ music) Posted by: JuJuBee And from Arlington, he's practically just in fairfax Posted by: Jean at February 09, 2019 09:42 AM (25Dt7) 158
Who knew that all Kavanaugh had to do to avoid all that grief was to appear at the hearings in blackface?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2019 09:36 AM (VaN/j) Hey where are all the white womyn at? Posted by: Fairfax at February 09, 2019 09:42 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Miklos l'observateur nouveau at February 09, 2019 09:42 AM (zCyNd) 160
And yet, Keith Ellison is still in place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2019 09:43 AM (CDGwz) 161
The best part for me is how quickly the open detailed description of an infanticide procedure given in public by a pediatric neurologist has vanished from the whole kerfuffle.
Posted by: Comrade S. Alinskii at February 09, 2019 09:07 AM (f3oO4) === That's a feature, not a bug. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 09:43 AM (EZebt) 162
127 "Future generations will never know the humiliation of the Sears Toughskins child. "
Iron on patches on the knees of your jeans. Always a tough one to put up with. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:30 AM (cqNba) Yup. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2019 09:43 AM (aA3+G) 163
I am telling you, top Virginia dem's have known about all of this for years. They thought they could keep it quiet. That's why they know it's all true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:22 AM (V2Yro) They were all "of the anointed", and they knew it, and never being called to account goes with that territory! I betting more than one VA Dem politician is not sleeping well waiting for "the" phone call. Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:43 AM (f3oO4) 164
Ever since the evil republican fraudulent version of AOC's mandate was removed, I've been waiting impatiently for the 2700 page democrat version to be posted, although I thought I heard someone mumble that we have to pass it to see what's in it!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:17 AM (f3oO4) Yeah. Tucker didn't go far enough in calling that guest last night, for outright lying. At least he promised to return to the subject. (Does anyone believe that the Republicans could hack AOC's page, which is what he was effectively saying?) But I find Tucker often disappoints. I don't see how a "sworn enemy of lying" keeps having Hahn as a guest. Hahn's at the Hellman level, where every word is a lie, including "a" and "the". Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2019 09:43 AM (VaN/j) 165
Stay tuned for another episode of 'As Virginia Turns'.
(cue organ music) Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zmIJL) As the Virgin Turns would be a great sitcom! Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 09:44 AM (JFO2v) 166
[That's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2019 09:43 AM (EZebt) They're incredibly efficient at suppressing "news", not so much at reporting it! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:45 AM (f3oO4) 167
I think I would like to donate a roach in the name of a politician.
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 09:46 AM (9L2du) 168
Woke up way too early, decided to go to Mass. Now having a big, bad breakfast. Errands and chores to follow. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2019 09:46 AM (SdAqV) 169
"Future generations will never know the humiliation of the Sears Toughskins child. "
*Tortured memories of Kaboom spilled on Toughskins from Sears* Posted by: Miklos , guess that explains a lot at February 09, 2019 09:47 AM (zCyNd) 170
But I find Tucker often disappoints."
Tucker often lets his guests off the hook, even when they tell blatant, bald faced lies. I guess he thinks it will make booking guests harder in the future if they know he's going to be confrontational. My biggest complaint about Tucker is that way too many times he's lazy and doesn't do any homework before interviewing his guests (especially on greenie enviro projects) and he lets them get away with telling outrageous lies that could be easily disproven. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2019 09:49 AM (V2Yro) 171
"*Tortured memories of Kaboom spilled on Toughskins from Sears*
Powdered milk stains left behind, as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba) 172
Julian Castro renews call for both Northam and Fairfax to resign.
Posted by: HA at February 09, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk) 173
Iron on patches on the knees of your jeans.
*examines fine Italian leather patches on elbows of tweed jacket* I know not whereof you speak. Posted by: Ivy League Miklos at February 09, 2019 09:50 AM (zCyNd) 174
Not getting in my prime pre-MoMee disco nap. Guys next door are hammering and ripping up carpet and hollering in Spanish.
Coffee now, then alcohol later. I'll just power through it. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 09:50 AM (kQs4Y) 175
168
Woke up way too early, decided to go to Mass. Now having a big, bad breakfast. Errands and chores to follow. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2019 09:46 AM (SdAqV) ----------- DVR is set for Westminster. Good luck the Delilah and Her Majesty! Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 09, 2019 09:51 AM (XXNQ+) 176
The Sears kid shoes were called X-15, after the airplane, to indicate the wear and tear they could take
Posted by: non-Ivy League Miklos at February 09, 2019 09:51 AM (zCyNd) 177
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 09:50 AM (kQs4Y)
Just yell "La Migra" a few times! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:53 AM (f3oO4) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:53 AM (cqNba) 179
Powdered milk stains left behind, as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:49 AM (cqNba) Maybe the powder was milk. Maybe. We knew better than to ask. Posted by: Miklos, the fifth Yorkshireman at February 09, 2019 09:53 AM (zCyNd) 180
Not getting in my prime pre-MoMee disco nap. Guys next door are hammering and ripping up carpet and hollering in Spanish.
Ice ice baby Ice ice baby All right stop Collaborate and listen ... Posted by: Vanilla Ice at February 09, 2019 09:53 AM (bUjCl) 181
Julian Castro renews call for both Northam and Fairfax to resign. In English, because he's still working on basic Spanish. It's kind of a struggle. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 09:54 AM (Z216Q) 182
Her Majesty and Delilah got to Baton Rouge around midnight, getting to Roanoke today, then New York on Sunday to get set up at the Piers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2019 09:55 AM (SdAqV) 183
> Just yell "La Migra" a few times!
Yeah, I remember when that used to work. Nowadays they'd just laugh at you. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 09:55 AM (0OWcv) 184
Re: sidebar showing Trump's approval rating rose 3%*. Not insignificant and shows the American people agree with his SOTU comments. Are you listening, Congress??
*I'm assuming this is post-SOTU Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 09, 2019 09:55 AM (JoUsr) 185
Hopkins had to go back to the 1960's to find black-face photos in their year books.
Or was it the University of Maryland? Ah...who has time to keep track? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:55 AM (cqNba) 186
Not getting in my prime pre-MoMee disco nap
"disco nap" Gonna knock those Pilates people out of business. Posted by: Miklos, future millionaire at February 09, 2019 09:55 AM (zCyNd) 187
Her Majesty and Delilah got to Baton Rouge around midnight, getting to Roanoke today, then New York on Sunday to get set up at the Piers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Good luck ! BTW, did Delilah add some weight ? Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:56 AM (bUjCl) 188
One can learn a lot about body language by watching Tucker's Lefty guests.
The bozo last night from Cornell law school was a prime example. Squirmy movements, averted eyes, blinking, and etc. They know they are lying, flinging bullshit. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (CDGwz) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (SdAqV) 190
Tucker often lets his guests off the hook, even when they tell blatant,
bald faced lies. I guess he thinks it will make booking guests harder in the future if they know he's going to be confrontational. Wow- I see just the opposite when I watch him. He calls out his guests. I suppose he has to make sure they don't walk out and end the segment prematurely, since, after all, he has to fill air time, but he usually goes right after them. It's true that some guests, like when he has Eric Swallwell on, or just so inane that every word they say is either wildly wrong or a clumsy partisan lie, and you have to pick your battles a little bit. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (Z216Q) 191
She was a bit under.? or am I misremembering ...?
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (bUjCl) 192
And those accusations were made in public by women
that had to know that the weight of the entire progressive establishment would do its best to destroy them, even though they were POC. Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 09:13 AM (f3oO4) Whatever their reasons for not reporting and having it prosecuted (at the time or later) I don't think that's it. I think most lefties are naive enough to think that Democrat politicians actually believe what they're saying about women's rights, and the sisterhood will rally to them. At least, until the last couple of years they believed that. Possible reasons: normal embarrassment, intimidation by the perpetrator, difficulty of making the case, procrastination and denial, and even not wanting to hurt the career of someone they agree with politically. Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (xxAFD) 193
Universities are bad for mental health.
The report sounds all sciency, and shit. https://tinyurl.com/y68nonqj Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 09:58 AM (cqNba) 194
They know they are lying, flinging bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (CDGwz) Tucker's intro should always be "we have established that, now we are only discussing the price" Posted by: Miklos, same as in town at February 09, 2019 09:59 AM (zCyNd) 195
I remember hollering "INS" on job sites back in the 80's and they would scatter like cock roaches.
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 09:59 AM (9L2du) 196
"He's not endangering their rice bowls so much as all the yummy yummy gravy that gets slopped all over their rice bowls.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 09:01 AM (CRRq9) " Some French nobleman back in the 1770's or 1780's said, about hanging out at the court of Louis XVI: "It was raining gold; all the world held out their hands, and I held out my hat". Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2019 09:59 AM (xH86r) 197
"Tucker's intro should always be "we have established that, now we are only discussing the price"
Five bucks. Same as in town -Most Lefties Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 10:00 AM (cqNba) 198
You have to know Trump picked El Paso on purpose to draw Beto.
Make them define themselves early and often. No more blank slates Beto will have his rally, he will say some very stupid stuff as he's lacking polish and experience, the optics will be bad--and every Dem will have to scramble to out-left him Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 09, 2019 10:00 AM (TN1P5) 199
I was going through some old sewing patterns from the 1960's/early 70's that my mom had given me. One of the dress patterns for young girls was labeled "For Chubbies." It was actually shocking.
-- LOL, now that's funny. Can you imagine today? The sewing pattern co. headquarters would be burned to the ground for "shaming" the chubbos. Although, to be fair, I don't recall hardly any chubby kids in the 60s/70s. At least, not by today's comparisons. And think of the Oscar Meyer song lyrics. Today? Huh-uh, no way, not in a million years. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JoUsr) 200
all right, this 60 yard archery competition looks...like something I want to do...when I grow up...
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:00 AM (bUjCl) 201
Refresh my fading memory. Who dug up those Northam pictures?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (SdAqV) Apparently a Med School classmate who, oddly, thinks baby killing is perhaps incongruent with certain ethical concepts. Posted by: Miklos, so they tell me at February 09, 2019 10:01 AM (zCyNd) 202
Not getting in my prime pre-MoMee disco nap. Guys next door are hammering and ripping up carpet and hollering in Spanish.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 09:50 AM (kQs4Y) It's a tragedy. Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 10:02 AM (7PLM4) 203
"Apparently a Med School classmate who, oddly, thinks baby killing is perhaps incongruent with certain ethical concepts."
So...a narrow minded, bigoted h8ter, right? -The Left Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 10:02 AM (cqNba) 204
Apparently a Med School classmate who, oddly, thinks baby killing is perhaps incongruent with certain ethical concepts.
Posted by: Miklos, so they tell me at February 09, 2019 10:01 AM (zCyNd) The classmate took the Hippocratic Oath... Northam is a Hypocritical Oaf! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 10:03 AM (f3oO4) 205
"Learning COBOL". Is that code for "learn to code"?
Posted by: steve at February 09, 2019 09:28 AM (TTy55) No, it's a tie-in to last night's Battlestar Galactica reference. Posted by: The Lords of Kobol at February 09, 2019 10:03 AM (MwFQu) 206
I could hit a nut from squirrel's tiny paws...with a slingshot...back in the day...ok ,that one time was a lucky shot..still...
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:04 AM (bUjCl) 207
For those who did not see the Cornell law professor on TuCar last night, FF to 25:00
http://tinyurl.com/yyw6u6ly I can't help but wonder if it is the bedbug guy. One would assume that Cornell alumni everywhere are cringing...but perhaps not. Anyhow, why is a law professor advising on energy, and energy policy? I doubt that guy knows how to change a light bulb. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2019 10:05 AM (xSo9G) 208
Ha--
I'm playing an old videotape I dug up in my old stuff, and a Walmart commercial from ~'83 was playing that said they had 594 stores. Checking Bing, as of 2015, Walmart now has 11,554 stores now. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 10:05 AM (fTQ1B) 209
My first cup. With cream.
Ahhhhhhhh. Posted by: Flyover at February 09, 2019 10:05 AM (B5K06) 210
Beto will have his rally, he will say some very stupid stuff as he's lacking polish and experience
"So Beta's here-his name is Beta, right? Funny guy, I say Bobby, like in English. So Beta? Beta, good, you wanna be Beta, your definitely a Beta. Fine young man. Married a richer girl than me, smart guy. Easier that way! Baron, deal with this kid". Posted by: Miklos, sometime speechwriter at February 09, 2019 10:07 AM (zCyNd) 211
Stupid helicopters fly over my house sometimes at low enough elevation the whole house shakes with the engine vibration. Not a fan of helicopters. I think it's the damn governor; the State Police fly him back and forth from his house to the Capital. Because NJ has all that extra money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 10:07 AM (Z216Q) 212
199 LOL, now that's funny. Can you imagine today? The
sewing pattern co. headquarters would be burned to the ground for "shaming" the chubbos. Although, to be fair, I don't recall hardly any chubby kids in the 60s/70s. At least, not by today's comparisons. And think of the Oscar Meyer song lyrics. Today? Huh-uh, no way, not in a million years. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JoUsr) ------------- Yes - sizes then and now are completely different. A women's size 12 from back then is probably about a 4 now. Well, gotta take the kids to activities. Then to get ready for the MoMe! Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 09, 2019 10:08 AM (XXNQ+) 213
Bedbugs? Only a shyster-loving POS would be thankful that the lawyer's name was withheld.
Posted by: pst314 at February 09, 2019 10:08 AM (iRbDn) Posted by: Miklos, still with Fortran nightmare flashbacks at February 09, 2019 10:09 AM (zCyNd) 215
MoMee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 09, 2019 10:10 AM (vcatx) Posted by: cnation at February 09, 2019 10:10 AM (DML7G) 217
Not a fan of helicopters. I think it's the damn governor; the State Police fly him back and forth from his house to the Capital. Because NJ has all that extra money. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 10:07 AM They had to turbo-charge the choppers when Christie was Governor in order to get off the ground. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 10:10 AM (jYje5) 218
Houston Drug Raid falling apart!
https://reason.com/blog/2019/02/08/houston-cop-involved-in-deadly-drug-raid Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2019 10:11 AM (JFO2v) 219
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 10:07 AM (Z216Q)
I just googled your governor because I wanted to know if I could make a Chris Christie joke about the helicopter not being able to get enough altitude. Your new governor looks like his face should be on a billboard with "Car Wreck?" and a 1-800 number next to it. Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 10:11 AM (7PLM4) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 10:13 AM (kQs4Y) 221
With the appearance of the Bedbug Lawyer, I think that we're seeing the emergence of- the First Superhero, or perhaps, First Supervillian. It's too early to tell. But there's no doubt that Vermin Man(TM) - possesses the superpower to control bedbugs (not unlike Atman with ants!). I look forward to his further adventures, and would like to for him to visit the Virginia Governor's mansion- then the Lt. Governor's abode, and then the Atty General's habitat. Perhaps then we could get the Baby-Killin' Racist Rapin' Circus to leave town. Bedbugs Infest!!!* *Vermin Man's signature call to action. Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 10:14 AM (CRRq9) 222
Anybody know where Black Rifle is headquartered ?
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:14 AM (bUjCl) 223
As the Virgin Turns would be a great sitcom!
===== I think they did that already: Jane the Virgin. A couple of seasons, then disappeared. Posted by: mustbequantum at February 09, 2019 10:15 AM (MIKMs) 224
meghan mccain, like her father.... is a miserable person https://tinyurl.com/y5leqk47
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 09, 2019 10:16 AM (0O7c5) 225
The Paris people seem to have reached their goal. It appears to be the apartment home of some government official (they get apartments-it was part of the corruption accusations against Chirac).
Posted by: Miklos, omelet du fromage at February 09, 2019 10:16 AM (zCyNd) 226
Occasionally some bigass military choppers come over my neck of the woods. You can hear them five minutes before they're visible. Whole house shakes like a summabitch. I figure it's a bugout drill coming from DC to some mountain in Pennsylvania. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 10:16 AM (jYje5) 227
runner vegas i think
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 09, 2019 10:16 AM (0O7c5) Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CRRq9) 229
> "Learning COBOL". Is that code for "learn to code"?
You've heard of Visual C++? The COBOL equivalent is VISUAL ADD 1 TO COBOL, GIVING COBOL. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 10:17 AM (0OWcv) 230
One would assume that Cornell alumni everywhere are cringing...but perhaps not.
Anyhow, why is a law professor advising on energy, and energy policy? I doubt that guy knows how to change a light bulb. ======================= Spend a couple of days in Ithaca sometime. This clown is on the rational end. Not joking. To anyone from outside the Ithaca bubble professors like this guy are so bizarre and insincere they appear to be close to zoo animals but he's really pretty typical. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (Z216Q) 231
Just got back from breakfast with Weasel. What did I miss?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (wWCsl) 232
As the Virgin Turns would be a great sitcom!
===== I think they did that already: Jane the Virgin. A couple of seasons, then disappeared. ==== Dud virgin... Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (bUjCl) 233
@phoenixgirl , oh, ok.
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:19 AM (bUjCl) 234
I think most lefties are naive enough to think that Democrat politicians actually believe what they're saying about women's rights, and the sisterhood will rally to them. At least, until the last couple of years they believed that.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 09, 2019 09:57 AM (xxAFD) In my experience, that's true. I've met tons of them who really do drink the Kool-aid. I do know one guy who's so far left he remains unapologetic for voting for Jill Stein (and in 2000, Nader.) He's also been dropped by the NPCs. I knew many who were 100% convinced that Clinton didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky. Or before that, Chuck Robb. Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2019 10:19 AM (VaN/j) 235
Just got back from breakfast with Weasel. What did I miss?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (wWCsl) The syrup police are onto you. Not a crime in Belize. No extradition. Just sayin'. Posted by: Miklos, watching the French make toast of some misc. inflammables at February 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zCyNd) 236
I think the bed bug lawyer guy snapped and needs serious psychiatric help.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2019 09:32 AM (UwRDM) Maybe he'd run out of other reasons for a postponement. Posted by: BignJames at February 09, 2019 10:21 AM (cxHbL) 237
COBOL always seemed like a computer language only used by high paid programmers for clients with money to burn. In other words for the government. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 10:21 AM (jYje5) 238
ToughSkins. THAT'S what Northam was wearing in his blackface photo:
https://20prospect.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/searsc1975_page014.jpg Posted by: IrishEi at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (NtglE) 239
ole meggei mac needs to go to 3 East.
That's what the mental wing of the hospital used to be called here. Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (9L2du) 240
The syrup police are onto you.
Not a crime in Belize. No extradition. Just sayin'. Posted by: Miklos, watching the French make toast of some misc. inflammables at February 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zCyNd) There was ketchup. Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (AuDw8) 241
meghan mccain, like her father.... is a miserable person https://tinyurl.com/y5leqk47
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 09, 2019 10:16 AM (0O7c5) She looks like an easter pig in that picture. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (9Om/r) 242
> COBOL always seemed like a computer language only used by high paid programmers for clients with money to burn.
It was really popular in banks, insurance companies, and the like for a long time. Quite possibly still is. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (0OWcv) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 10:23 AM (fTQ1B) 244
Protestors at the Eiffel Tower now. This should get interesting now. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 10:23 AM (jYje5) 245
Not a crime in Belize. No extradition. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Miklos, watching the French make toast of some misc. inflammables at February 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zCyNd) Maybe stay at McAfee's place. Posted by: BignJames at February 09, 2019 10:24 AM (cxHbL) 246
> I knew many who were 100% convinced that Clinton didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky.
I know someone who was in TOTAL denial about that. Then when it because clear that the Slickster had lied through his teeth, she went through about half a day of "disillusionment", then started cheerleading lefty causes and the Clenis himself again like nothing ever happened. Truly it is a cult we're up against. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 10:24 AM (0OWcv) 247
Not getting in my prime pre-MoMee disco nap. Guys next door are hammering and ripping up carpet and hollering in Spanish.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 09:50 AM ¡Aye, caramba! Posted by: NoVaMoMe fans at February 09, 2019 10:27 AM (DMUuz) 248
It was really popular in banks, insurance companies, and the like for a long time. Quite possibly still is. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM Being a 'high-level' language it was probably easy to go back and do maintenance on. Which was a vast improvement over the low-level stuff for entities in constant need of changes. Posted by: Newest Nic at February 09, 2019 10:27 AM (jYje5) 249
Good Morning from coffee country. Coffee is blooming in some fields now, and just doing "maintenance" picking to keep fields clean and reduce chance of infestations. There is no such thing as a "wrong" cup of coffee--- unless the cup is empty. I do know SOMEBODY is making money on coffee, but it's not producers. Getting less than 95 cents a pound for green coffee right now. Many small producers are tempted to switch to drug crops to survive in this climate.
Posted by: rld77 from way down south at February 09, 2019 10:27 AM (OCv4S) 250
I am telling you, top Virginia dem's have known about all of this for years. They thought they could keep it quiet. That's why they know it's all true.
Posted by: Tom Servo Well, it worked for Kennedy, Kennedy and Clinton so they probably thought, why not? Posted by: LASue at February 09, 2019 10:27 AM (XROPS) 251
Well, it worked for Kennedy, Kennedy and Clinton so they probably thought, why not?
..and countless other Dems... Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:30 AM (ZSJgQ) 252
There was ketchup.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (AuDw A quiche is a quiche is a quiche Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing Gertrude Stein in Paris a bit at February 09, 2019 10:31 AM (zCyNd) 253
batch of Black Rifle Coffee"
*salutes w/cup of the same here* Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 09, 2019 09:24 AM (6qErC) Like wise here. AK47 espresso. Now to pour a mug... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2019 10:32 AM (nPGq2) 254
So the HPD done fucked up again and its police chief is a useless lying weasel. Breaking news from 1987
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2019 10:33 AM (ykYG2) 255
I wouldn't be surprised if top Virginia Dems knew about this stuff, or even the press. What's interesting is how the victims deciding to come forward make it go viral. A bias-driven WaPo tries to ignore the hubbub but they really can't I guess, since the woman is out there making accusations about their own journalistic malpractice too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 10:33 AM (Z216Q) Posted by: Vietnam at February 09, 2019 10:33 AM (zCyNd) 257
Wow! If you can create some sort of symbiotic relationship with bedbugs, -- that's some superhero comic book-level shit right there!
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2019 10:34 AM (wxZSX) 258
I didn't notice this comment in the ONT at first:
202 Just finished watching the video on the Battle of the Coral Sea. Highly recommended and worth your time. This amateur production is so far beyond the pulp you see on the history channel. Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at February 08, 2019 09:42 PM (Dgce0) Concur. I saw it a couple of weeks ago and it is outstanding. It was a very complex battle. Today, Americans know about the stunning victory at Midway, but only WWII buffs know anything about Coral Sea. The average person doesn't. Australians know and remember. If the Americans had suffered a defeat at Coral Sea, Australia would have been open to Japanese invasion. Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 10:35 AM (sdi6R) 259
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia is for comic relief at February 09, 2019 10:07 AM (Z216Q)
Heard in my childhood: There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Ep and there's Ein Gert's poems are bunk Ep's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 10:36 AM (7PLM4) 260
Like wise here. AK47 espresso. Now to pour a mug...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2019 10:32 AM (nPGq2) FUN FACT The "Espresso" round for the AK-47 was so named by Mrs. Kalashnikov, after a humanitarian visit to Angola in 1975 Posted by: Fun Facts not French at February 09, 2019 10:36 AM (zCyNd) Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2019 10:38 AM (0tfLf) 262
Australians know and remember. If the Americans had suffered a defeat at Coral Sea, Australia would have been open to Japanese invasion.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 10:35 AM (sdi6R) I'll say again, Frank Jack Fletcher was the Rodney Dangerfield of US admirals. Posted by: Miklos, currently out of commission at February 09, 2019 10:38 AM (zCyNd) 263
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our blog loss; and if to live, The fewer morons, the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one moron more. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if morons my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires. But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive. No, faith, my coz, wish not a moron from Ace of Spades. God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour As one moron more methinks would share from me For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more! Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, That he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart; his passport shall be made, And crowns for convoy put into his purse; We would not die in that moron's company That fears his fellowship to die with us. This day is call'd the feast of NoVaMoMee. He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd, And rouse him at the name of NoVaMoMee. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say 'To-morrow is the NoVaMoMee.' Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars, And say 'These wounds I had on NoVaMoMee day.' Old morons forget; yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember, with advantages, What feats he did that day. Then shall our names, Familiar in his mouth as household words- Charlie Brown's Dildo, Weiner and pudding cups, crossbows and longbows, The Cookbook and Mobys- Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red. This story shall the good moron teach his son; And MoMee shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And daywalkers in ONT now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon NoVaMoMee day. Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2019 10:38 AM (ZfRYq) 264
Got a link to the Coral Sea doc?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 10:39 AM (kQs4Y) 265
I think the bed bug lawyer guy snapped and needs serious psychiatric help.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 09, 2019 09:32 AM (UwRDM) Truly, Nolen. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2019 10:39 AM (nPGq2) 266
Isn't bank robbery a Fed crime? Send the robber to a super-max, maybe he'll get all the prison he wants.
Posted by: BignJames at February 09, 2019 10:39 AM (cxHbL) 267
202 Just finished watching the video on the Battle of the Coral Sea. Highly recommended and worth your time. This amateur production is so far beyond the pulp you see on the history channel.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at February 08, 2019 09:42 PM (Dgce0) Concur. I saw it a couple of weeks ago and it is outstanding. It was a very complex battle. I watched that last night too. It was amazing. Looks like they have other battles available too. Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 10:41 AM (9L2du) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 09, 2019 10:41 AM (+y/Ru) 269
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon NoVaMoMee day. Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2019 10:38 AM (ZfRYq) No prob. The French are busy elsewhere. Posted by: Miklos, reducing the event insurance premium at February 09, 2019 10:41 AM (zCyNd) 270
Morning all...First cuppa cawfee. Lifeboat Coffee. Little place here in Phoenix. Pro life ex Coast Guard guy. Brings coffee to the March for Life to keep them going. Moved to Phoenix from San Fran. Was adopted as a kid. Theres hope.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:42 AM (xcbew) Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 10:42 AM (9L2du) Posted by: A funny thing happened on the way to the forum at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MwFQu) 273
I am probably excessively proud of having two degrees to Nicolae Ceausescu. Worked with a retired Army intelligence officer who'd met him a couple of times at Embassy Christmas parties, of all things.
Posted by: Vanya, Professional Fact Checker at February 09, 2019 09:34 AM (7PLM4) I am two degrees from both Dick Cheney and Saddam Hussein. The Cheney link is from meeting the president of Halliburton Canada, when I was an employee of one of their divisions. Saddam from an acquaintance who met him while on a work trip in Iraq. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM (nPGq2) 274
264 Got a link to the Coral Sea doc?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 10:39 AM (kQs4Y) Last night's ONT. Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM (sdi6R) 275
Theres hope.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:42 AM (xcbew) *no questions about lunch* Posted by: Miklos, leisurely pre-lunching at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM (zCyNd) 276
Dud virgin...
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (bUjCl) That's what I said, but they didn't believe me! Posted by: Henry VIII at February 09, 2019 10:44 AM (7PLM4) Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2019 10:45 AM (wxZSX) 278
Dud Eunuch
Posted by: A funny thing happened on the way to the forum at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM (MwFQu) The only good eunuch is a dud eunuch Posted by: Ottoman Guy, but not that one at February 09, 2019 10:45 AM (zCyNd) 279
*no questions about lunch* Posted by: Miklos, leisurely pre-lunching at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM (zCyNd)lol. Hey Miklos, Whats shakin today? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:45 AM (xcbew) 280
Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 10:42 AM (9L2du)
Oh, of course! I didn't make it past the bear pr0n. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 10:45 AM (kQs4Y) 281
Dud virgin...
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (bUjCl) Dud Eunuch Posted by: A funny thing happened on the way to the forum at February 09, 2019 10:43 AM Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:47 AM (ZSJgQ) 282
Now children, this noodle is not like the other noodles. Can you tell the difference?
Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2019 10:47 AM (wxZSX) 283
Hey Miklos, Whats shakin today?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:45 AM (xcbew) *thinks...* *keeps hands and feet away from Bob" Uh Hi Bob! See those fat kids across the street? Kids these days. Fat. Slow. Slow and fat. Over there. Posted by: Ever Cautious Miklos at February 09, 2019 10:49 AM (zCyNd) 284
239 ole meggei mac needs to go to 3 East.
That's what the mental wing of the hospital used to be called here. Posted by: Infidel at February 09, 2019 10:22 AM (9L2du) Infidel, Are you north of the river but south of the state of Tennessee? Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2019 10:49 AM (MwFQu) 285
Those Paris protests are not being covered anywhere. There are thousands of protesters walking under the Eiffel tower for crying out loud...and no major media is covering it. This is the 13th week of this stuff. The protesters are not getting tired nor giving up.
It is really scary to realize how much the media is self-censuring. Posted by: squeakywheel at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (muUop) 286
Uh Hi Bob! See those fat kids across the street? Kids these days. Fat. Slow. Slow and fat. Over there.
Posted by: Ever Cautious Miklos at February 09, 2019 10:49 AM (zCyNd) Lol. Well was going to invite you over 'for lunch' but you know me too well. *eyeballs fat kid in the park* Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (xcbew) 287
Wow, blaster. I hope we can live up to that epic poem.
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (U5tDi) 288
It is really scary to realize how much the media is self-censuring.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (muUop) Gotta be easier than self-tonsuring. Posted by: Brother Miklos at February 09, 2019 10:52 AM (zCyNd) 289
Ha!
Saturday snowfall in the Yamhill valley. No snow day off for the little bastards or das Unions. Go out and play! It's the weekend.. My mother. Posted by: Call me Deacon Bleau at February 09, 2019 10:52 AM (0x00j) 290
Just got back from breakfast with Weasel. What did I miss?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:18 AM (wWCsl) -------- Isn't he the best? Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 10:52 AM (U5tDi) 291
It is really scary to realize how much the media is self-censuring.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (muUop) You can't handle the truth! Posted by: COL Nathan Jessup at February 09, 2019 10:53 AM (f3oO4) 292
It is really scary to realize how much the media is self-censuring.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (muUop) Gotta be easier than self-tonsuring. Posted by: Brother Miklos at February 09, 2019 10:52 AM (zCyNd) I provide an array of services. Posted by: Barber of Seville at February 09, 2019 10:53 AM (ZSJgQ) 293
Counting the minutes till the North Va Moron meet up. Now I need a good excuse to get out of this conference early
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 10:53 AM (uZjJV) 294
Gotta be easier than self-tonsuring.
Posted by: Brother Miklos at February 09, 2019 10:52 AM (zCyNd) Comparing the size of the shaved spot to the size of a bulla is tough. Posted by: Fox2! at February 09, 2019 10:54 AM (MwFQu) 295
*eyeballs fat kid in the park*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (xcbew) I was a lot faster than I looked. Posted by: Call me Deacon Bleau at February 09, 2019 10:54 AM (0x00j) 296
Counting the minutes till the North Va Moron meet up. Now I need a good excuse to get out of this conference early
Pretend you are fainting and need some air... Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 10:54 AM (bUjCl) 297
It looks like the leftists are busy co-opting authors of the conservative canon.
Did you know that George Orwell was an outspoken supporter of Democrat Socialism? This is news to me but it would seem that someone has been busy working over his Wikipage. Posted by: John The Savage at February 09, 2019 10:55 AM (sU35+) 298
Isn't he the best?
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 10:52 AM (U5tDi) Yep! And he spoke very highly of you. Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:55 AM (AuDw8) 299
Counting the minutes till the North Va Moron meet up. Now I need a good excuse to get out of this conference early
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 10:53 AM (uZjJV) Tell them you have an emergency extraction and leave! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 10:55 AM (f3oO4) 300
*eyeballs fat kid in the park*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 09, 2019 10:51 AM (xcbew) That kid? The Mayer kid, name's Oscar. Posted by: Miklos, proffering condiment packets at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (zCyNd) 301
Cloudy here in Phoenix. Looks like we are hook up central. Heidis nephew here from CO, to meet his girlfriend from NY.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (xcbew) 302
I thought this was a good letter from the head of the American Family Associations on why he supported Trump and why many Evangelicals and other Christians do and did, and why we must pray for President Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y3qsvq3c Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (AllCR) 303
NoVa MoMe - how fun!!! Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (LJUs+) 304
Yep! And he spoke very highly of you.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 10:55 AM (AuDw ---------- Even after I got him into this mess? I may or may not have been hovering nearby with my shiv. Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (U5tDi) 305
So the HPD done fucked up again and its police chief is a useless lying weasel.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2019 10:33 AM Word around Austin City Govt. is that he skedaddled ahead of being forced. Posted by: Duncanthra at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (DMUuz) 306
"Now I need a good excuse to get out of this conference early "
Tell them that the President called, and needs you for a procedure. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (cqNba) 307
Back in college, I had COBOL and FORTRAN classes. Never used either one afterwards. One was terribly hard to use. No one in the class could get it to work. Turned out that the student version was limited and could not actually run the program we were supposed to make for our final project. Government as usual.
Posted by: Downcast at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (VWE5i) 308
I got bored with the bear pr0n and watched Flesh Gordon instead.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (ykYG2) 309
NoVa MoMe - how fun!!! Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM Her parking-lot donut burning demo and clinic is not to be missed. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (DMUuz) 310
303 NoVa MoMe - how fun!!! Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (LJUs+) Wet T-shirt contest!! Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (xcbew) 311
I provide an array of services.
Posted by: Barber of Seville at February 09, 2019 10:53 AM (ZSJgQ) *Soon* Posted by: Sweeny Todd at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (zCyNd) 312
"Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?"
That's why we were all told to arrive with hands full of 5's...right? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (cqNba) 313
NoVa MoMe - how fun!!! Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (LJUs+) --------- Not unless we want to use all the bail money to pay for the broken tables. Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 10:58 AM (U5tDi) 314
Today's daily limerick O' the Day for Saturday has some simple advice for coping with winter.
Link in my nick. Posted by: Muldoon at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM (m45I2) 315
I provide an array of services.
Posted by: Barber of Seville at February 09, 2019 10:53 AM (ZSJgQ) *Soon* Posted by: Sweeny Todd at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (zCyNd) My reviews on yelp are to die for ! Posted by: The Headless Horseman at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM (bUjCl) 316
That's why we were all told to arrive with hands full of 5's...right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 10:57 AM (cqNba) What does a sawbuck get ya? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM (uZjJV) 317
So the HPD done fucked up again and its police chief is a useless lying weasel.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 09, 2019 10:33 AM Word around Austin City Govt. is that he skedaddled ahead of being forced. Posted by: Duncanthra ---- Came from LA to Austin and now Houston. I guess Atlanta is next? Posted by: lin-duh galt at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM (kufk0) 318
Not unless we want to use all the bail money to pay for the broken tables.
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 10:58 AM You are far too petite to be so cynical. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM (DMUuz) 319
Bravo, Muldoon. I don't know how you do it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (U5tDi) Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'you only eat the ones you love' at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (xcbew) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (cqNba) 322
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Did you know that George Orwell was an outspoken supporter of Democrat Socialism? Posted by: John The Savage at February 09, 2019 10:55 AM (sU35+) I've always heard that Orwell was a supporter of socialism, like so many in his time. It was communism that he opposed. But that's a distinction without a difference. Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (sdi6R) 323
Came from LA to Austin and now Houston. I guess Atlanta is next?
Posted by: lin-duh galt at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM Baltimore is looking, I hear. Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (DMUuz) Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (U5tDi) 325
Pass on the schmeckel ramen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 09, 2019 11:01 AM (fTQ1B) 326
Woulda gone over to Lawrence to see Squaw Fullabull if I had something to do over there.
Maybe she will emerge from a teepee Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2019 11:01 AM (RZ6R1) Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 11:01 AM (bUjCl) 328
"Now I need a good excuse to get out of this conference early "
Tell them that the President called, and needs you for a procedure. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (cqNba) "I have to go now. My planet needs me." Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 11:01 AM (AuDw8) 329
NoVa MoMe - how fun!!! Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (LJUs+) I'm still working on how to get the trampoline into the restaurant! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 11:02 AM (f3oO4) 330
...or morons...
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 11:02 AM (bUjCl) 331
plus its cold and very windy in MA
Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2019 11:02 AM (RZ6R1) 332
If you're at all interested in the United States Army's role in the SW Pacific theater in defense of Australia, I highly recommended the Green series book Victory in Papua by Milner.
Published in 1955, but very good background history of the first couple of years of the war. Posted by: Call me Deacon Bleau at February 09, 2019 11:02 AM (0x00j) 333
Came from LA to Austin and now Houston. I guess Atlanta is next?
Posted by: lin-duh galt at February 09, 2019 10:59 AM Baltimore is looking, I hear. Posted by: Duncanthrax ---- Perfect....Broward would be a good fit too... Posted by: lin-duh galt at February 09, 2019 11:02 AM (kufk0) 334
If Bluebell and anybody else gets too rowdy and gets carted off to jail from the MoMe, I will come visit you in prison-as I'm supposed to do according to the Bible. but I wouldn't be able to get there until tomorrow after church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:03 AM (AllCR) 335
303 NoVa MoMe - how fun!!! Bluebell going to get all crazy and start dancing on the tables?
Posted by: IC at February 09, 2019 10:56 AM (LJUs+) --- This is how it starts, but it ends in Weasel waking up in Cabo with corn rows and a skull-and-crossbones tattoo on his nethers. If it's anything like last year's. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 11:03 AM (kQs4Y) 336
Football season starts this weekend!
Posted by: FireHorse at February 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Lj7FZ) 337
I'm still working on how to get the trampoline into the restaurant!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 11:02 AM AtC attending, and will be table-dancing? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 11:04 AM (DMUuz) 338
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 11:01 AM (AuDw "This host body is getting ripe." Posted by: Henry VIII at February 09, 2019 11:05 AM (7PLM4) Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 11:05 AM (U5tDi) 340
This is how it starts, but it ends in Weasel waking up in Cabo with corn rows and a skull-and-crossbones tattoo on his nethers.
If it's anything like last year's. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 11:03 AM If it was nethers last year, won't it be withers this year? Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 11:06 AM (DMUuz) 341
So I am applying for a PT job at the local market because my munificent salary as a PT pastor and the bus route of FenSpouse is not making it to pay for son's college tuition. I obviously have posted on ASHQ too long because one of the lines in the job description says the person has to do "suggestive selling". As I am not a cute, sexy young person I would not be good at suggestive selling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:07 AM (AllCR) 342
Woulda gone over to Lawrence to see Squaw Fullabull if I had something to do over there.
Maybe she will emerge from a teepee Posted by: REDACTED at February 09, 2019 11:01 AM But that would have meant going to Lawrence. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2019 11:08 AM (8Hqex) 343
If it was nethers last year, won't it be withers this year?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 11:06 AM (DMUuz) Bill Withers is coming to the NoVAMoMe?! Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 11:09 AM (AuDw8) 344
Did you know that George Orwell was an outspoken supporter of Democrat Socialism?
Posted by: John The Savage at February 09, 2019 10:55 AM (sU35+) I've always heard that Orwell was a supporter of socialism, like so many in his time. It was communism that he opposed. But that's a distinction without a difference. - Specifically, he was anti-Stalinist particularly the way the Russkis crushed all leftists alternatives during the Spanish Civil War. Yes, he thought real socialism had never been tried. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 09, 2019 11:09 AM (+y/Ru) 345
Porche just got torched in Paris.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 09, 2019 11:09 AM (muUop) 346
The maps in this Coral Sea documentary are outstanding.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 11:10 AM (kQs4Y) Posted by: JT at February 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ejTiV) 348
All right, I have to do one last thing for the MoMe and then wash some dishes. Which is code for washing dishes. I'll see some of you tonight and wish the rest of you could be there as well!
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 11:10 AM (U5tDi) 349
"I'm still working on how to get the trampoline into the restaurant!"
Kitchen door. Same as last year. (O was that the horse) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2019 11:11 AM (cqNba) 350
Where is Lawrence in MA?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:12 AM (PUmDY) 351
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' Keep movin', movin', movin' Though they're disapprovin' Keep them corgies movin' RawNOOD! Don't try to understand 'em Just rope and throw and brand 'em Soon we'll be living high and wide. My heart's calculatin' A pet thread will be waitin' Be waiting at the end of my ride. Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up RawNOOD! Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Ride 'em in, let 'em out Cut 'em out, ride 'em in RawNOOD! RawNOOD! http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379631 Posted by: mindful webworker's whip-snapping ghost, hanging around, at February 09, 2019 11:12 AM (CwfDw) 352
As I am not a cute, sexy young person I would not be good at suggestive selling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:07 AM (AllCR) Suggestive selling: Well, Boss, I said to him, "your weekend is ruined, may as well go fishing." Posted by: just the punchline at February 09, 2019 11:13 AM (nPGq2) 353
OK, I have to look busy. See you all later
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2019 11:13 AM (uZjJV) 354
Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system
Read the comments (a mistake anywhere but AoSHQ) Anybody not YeeeHaa'ing should be taped to one and launched out of the country. Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2019 11:13 AM (FhXTo) 355
Where is Lawrence in MA?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:12 AM (PUmDY) Near Andover, on the NH border. Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 11:13 AM (AuDw8) 356
Can I just say how much I hate applying for jobs online?. I liked it better when you would go in and fill out an application. Instead you get these stupid little pictures (How many pictures of cars do you see? ) to click on to prove that you're not a robot and then it won't download my resume. Aaaaarrrgh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:14 AM (AllCR) Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2019 11:14 AM (FhXTo) 358
I'll see some of you tonight and wish the rest of you could be there as well!
Posted by: bluebell at February 09, 2019 11:10 AM Y'all have a great time. Maybe I'll make it down another year. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2019 11:14 AM (8Hqex) 359
Is there historical significance to it?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:15 AM (PUmDY) 360
Orwell was a flawed man, like all of us. But he gave us "Animal Farm" and "1984", which are timeless warnings of the evils of collectivism.
Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 11:15 AM (sdi6R) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 09, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru) 362
I'll see some of you tonight and wish the rest of you could be there as well!
Posted by: bluebell Even me ? Posted by: JT at February 09, 2019 11:16 AM (ejTiV) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 11:17 AM (kQs4Y) 364
I feel back thinking "wow, Porches are pretty water tight"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2019 11:18 AM (mUa7G) 365
Even me ? Posted by: JT at February 09, 2019 11:16 AM (ejTiV) ....sorry, dude...but....there has got to be a cut off... Posted by: runner at February 09, 2019 11:18 AM (YiCkI) Posted by: olddog in mo at February 09, 2019 11:18 AM (Dhht7) 367
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 11:17 AM (kQs4Y)
The only kid of burpee I know of is a type of seed, so I probably wouldn't be forcing them to do anything with those. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:19 AM (AllCR) 368
I feel BAD thinking that Porches are pretty water tight.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2019 11:19 AM (mUa7G) 369
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 09, 2019 11:18 AM (Dhht7)
Prayer requests: FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:20 AM (AllCR) 370
Is there historical significance to it?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:15 AM (PUmDY) Center of early 20th century mill workers labor movement, maybe? Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 11:20 AM (AuDw8) 371
Fenelon, like Ticketmaster?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:20 AM (PUmDY) 372
Getting less than 95 cents a pound for green coffee right now. Many small producers are tempted to switch to drug crops to survive in this climate.
Posted by: rld77 from way down south at February 09, 2019 10:27 AM (OCv4S) Si! More money in fine Columbian cocaine... Posted by: Juan Valdiz at February 09, 2019 11:21 AM (CZWTf) 373
Whitest place in the universe, maybe?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:21 AM (PUmDY) 374
Returning from the MoMe.
https://youtu.be/vdEBxS8q7dk Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 09, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru) I was told there was to be no video... Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 11:22 AM (f3oO4) 375
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:20 AM (PUmDY)
Do you have to click on little pictures on a Ticketmaster site to prove that you're not a robot? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:22 AM (AllCR) 376
Who else imagined Fen forcing stockboys to do burpees?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 09, 2019 11:17 AM (kQs4Y) :raises hand: I am now. Posted by: hogmartin at February 09, 2019 11:23 AM (AuDw8) 377
Do you have to click on little pictures on a Ticketmaster site to prove that you're not a robot?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:22 AM (AllCR) Click on all the pictures that do NOT look like they were taken at a MoMee! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 09, 2019 11:24 AM (f3oO4) 378
Usually buses storefronts and traffic lights.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:24 AM (PUmDY) 379
Thanks, Fen.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 09, 2019 11:24 AM (Dhht7) 380
Getting less than 95 cents a pound for green coffee right now. Many
small producers are tempted to switch to drug crops to survive in this climate. Posted by: rld77 from way down south at February 09, 2019 10:27 AM (OCv4S) What, you mean the coffee crops that were going to be wiped out by blight encouraged by globull warmening? That coffee? Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2019 11:25 AM (mUa7G) 381
Hold on to your Asymmetrical Balls, it's Hockey Day in Canadia!
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2019 11:28 AM (JeWBm) 382
"suggestive selling". As I am not a cute, sexy young person I would not be good at suggestive selling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:07 AM (AllCR) Coould be more like: "Would you like fries with that?" or "Would you like to make that a combo meal?" Posted by: Honorable Paid Work at February 09, 2019 11:29 AM (CZWTf) 383
Bedbug lawyer committed a form of mild terrorism and they are not even releasing his name so would be clients know to avoid him. He should have been arrested, forcibly decontaminated, clothes burned. I guess we need more outbreaks of typhus and the like before we risk stirring up the bar assoc.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 09, 2019 11:30 AM (jUcoH) 384
runner, Black Rifle Coffee is based in Utah. But they now have an operation in Tennessee, and that's where my last order was shipped from.
They're growing! I'm disappointed with my last batch of Gunship, though--it was roasted darker than usual. Posted by: April at February 09, 2019 11:33 AM (OX9vb) 385
Garrett, saw Peter Murphy last night with David J.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:33 AM (PUmDY) 386
Posted by: Honorable Paid Work at February 09, 2019 11:29 AM (CZWTf)
Could be but I am not applying to a fast food joint. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2019 11:35 AM (AllCR) Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2019 11:35 AM (JeWBm) 388
Black Coffee Company in Missoula and Doma in Idaho somewhere.
Those are your best bets for good / fresh roasted coffee. Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2019 11:36 AM (JeWBm) 389
Very great.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:38 AM (PUmDY) Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2019 11:40 AM (JeWBm) 391
They did the first Bauhaus album.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 09, 2019 11:40 AM (PUmDY) 392
Is the NoVaMoMe going to be live-blogged?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2019 11:41 AM (DMUuz) Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2019 11:46 AM (JeWBm) 394
322---I've always heard that Orwell was a supporter of socialism, like so many in his time. It was communism that he opposed.
But that's a distinction without a difference. Posted by: rickl at February 09, 2019 11:00 AM (sdi6R) -------------------------------------- As Chesterton once said, "I might be a socialist too, if someone would please define it." A whole lot of people call themselves socialists or say they like it without any precise notion of what it is. There is no evidence that Orwell read Hayek's Road to Serfdom. It was widely read in post-war America --- Readers' Digest even put out a condensation for the masses --- but it didn't have much audience in the UK for a few years, around the time that Orwell croaked. But if Orwell HAD read it, he might have grasped that "democratic socialism" is actually a contradiction in terms and that maintaining the outward forms of "democracy" will not prevent the inexorable slide into totalitarianism. In any case, there is no doubt in my mind that Orwell would see the echoes of 1984 in the "democratic" Left today. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 09, 2019 11:48 AM (Rxduq) 395
How is Cowpocalypse coming along?
Has AOC gone Rambo on those ruminating gas bags? And isn't just a little too convenient that a woman with a horse face and horse chompers is at war with horse's oldest enemy, the cows? Posted by: Mongo at February 09, 2019 11:48 AM (BD7Qt) 396
I imagine the VaMoMe will have better reception than the TxMoMe so live blogging would be easier....
TxMoMe is only a little over 8 months from now so start saving your hobo pelts now and plan accordingly.... Posted by: lin-duh galt at February 09, 2019 11:54 AM (kufk0) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0519 seconds. |
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