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Flashback, 2013: Jonah Goldberg Argues That Because Democrats Rejected the "Cheat on Your Wife, Lose Your Political Office" Rule, That Means That Republicans Should Ignore It Too, and Vote for the Mark Sanford Despite Flagrant Adultery

Gee, that's weird. Because this same cuck has been screaming for the past three years that we should insist on the rule we pressed for in 1998 with Clinton, only to see that rule completely rejected by the public.

But here he was in 2013, arguing for a cuck more in sync with his cuck tendencies, saying a little bit of adultery shouldn't matter between Urban Cosmopolitan Sophisticates.

I'm going to quote as much as I damn well like because Jonah Goldberg is a plagiarist and there's no editor willing to correct this. So I guess we're like roommates who share a fridge now, taking out of it whatever we might need.

BTW: I don't disagree that of course we should have voted for the cuck Sanford over Stephen Colbert's sister for this House race.

But if we're not going to give away a House seat to show how Principled we are, how can someone claim we should give away a presidency?

And the three Supreme Court picks (minimum) we'll be getting out of it?

It's just weird to see Jonah Goldberg acknowledging that "the culture has changed," and that we don't live in a puritanical culture even if we might like to, and that sometimes practical considerations about who we want to have actual throw-you-in-jail power over us should enter into these moral debates.

He seems less willing to acknowledge these things now.

Sanford and the Culture

By JONAH GOLDBERG

May 8, 2013 1:45 PM

Let me say upfront: I would rather we lived in a society where adultery had a higher social cost. That’s not to say people shouldn’t be forgiving or that there should be no such thing as second chances. But ideally, I'd like it if things were less loosey-goosey. Cheat on your wife, and maybe you don’t get to run for public office anymore. Send junk-tweets to random young women who aren’t your wife? Well there goes your dream of becoming mayor. Exploit an intern whose name you can barely remember while you're the president of the United States, maybe your moral ranking should be downgraded to junk and you should quietly skulk off the public stage. Or, if that's too much to ask, maybe the interval between scandal and rehabilitation could last a little longer than the maturation time of a fruit fly. No politician is so indispensable that we just can’t do without him (or her), never mind for a little while.


But, here's a newsflash: We don't live in that country anymore. And any hope that we might be able to was not on the ballot in South Carolina yesterday. What was on the ballot was a choice between a woman who tried to dodge the fact she was a liberal running to advance the liberal agenda of the Democratic party and a conservative whose marriage fell apart because he fell in love with somebody else.

Wait, is he saying you should vote for someone with a sexually checkered past if he's running against a woman who is a liberal trying to advance the liberal agenda of the conservative party?

I'm confused! Because I thought in 2016 (and since then) he's been saying "Vote Democrat to stop the sex criminal Trump."

Oh wait, he hasn't been saying that, exactly. As Not Binary Ben says: It's not biiiiinary.

He sure has been implying it a lot, though.

I'm not condoning Sanford's behavior -- at all --

It kinda sounds like you are. And based on how the beginning of this sentence is shaping up, I think you're going to start seriously condoning it in a second.

-- but in the parade of horribles we've seen from politicians over the last 20 years, Sanford's behavior is almost quaint.

I'd say there's some major league condoning going on.

He fell in love with an age-appropriate woman.

What does this matter? I know this matters to feminists, who are always angry that men tend to prefer younger, more attractive women, but how does selecting an "age-appropriate woman" to betray his wife with mitigate the offense?

His formidable wife didn't run to the stage to gaze admiringly and forgivingly at her disgraced husband to lessen the political damage.

How could she? He was in fucking Argentina, having deserted his post to get some strange.

And what does this matter? How does Jenny Sanford's dignified behavior reflect on Mark Sanford, the guy actually running for the House seat? He threw this woman over -- why should he get some of the credit for her behavior?

This is just confused and sloppy.

She kicked him to the curb and moved on with her life. Every marriage is different and we can't peer inside any but our own, but I admired Jenny Sanford's response.

Oh, wonderful. But see, she wasn't running. The morality debate isn't about her behavior. It's about her adulterous husband, who absconded to Argentina with a hot little Doritos Chalupa.

Again, why is he getting credit for the swell behavior of the woman he betrayed?

Is it just, you know, that Jonah likes Mark Sanford and is cultishly looking for any reason to excuse his misbehavior?

Of course, one could argue that Huma, Hillary, and Silda were more "pro-marriage" in that they stayed by their husbands. And that just gets us back to how the culture has changed. It's a fascinating thing. Speaking very broadly as there are exceptions all over the place, it seems like liberal political couples work harder to save their marriage after a sex scandal.

You mean non-political couples that have these problems don't bother with the pretense and just get divorced?

Hm, I wonder what other non-political person, who sought political office late in life, this special dispensation might be afforded to.

Who knew you were so latitudinarian and hippie-like about the sacred bonds of wedlock after the tut-tut, harumph-harumph performance you've been regaling us with for three years!

By the way: Love your Prison Joke Set. Any chance you'll favor us with your favorite sodomy gags again?

You know, the culture has changed and all.

Again, that's just an impression. I haven't tabulated all the cases.

Really? Because this tossed-off piece seemed so rigorous, well-considered, and well-edited.

But it certainly seems like conservative voters like it more when wives refuse to tolerate their cheating husbands.

And we're back on Jenny Sanford again.

What office is she running for, Jonah? You've made your case: I will vote for Jenny Sanford.

Now, this Buenos Aires Beau Mark Sanford, on the other hand -- him I still have reservations about.

Mark Sanford for Congress

My wife acted with dignity and grace throughout the entire time I was shtupping this broad I met at FuddRucker's Swinger's Night. So, you know -- points for "picking 'em," I guess?

Does that make conservatives less pro-marriage?

It makes you either a confused or disingenuous writer who is determined to smear Mark Sanford with Jenny Sanford's dignity.

You just won't get out of this particular hole you're digging.

You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see a guy rob a bank, and then, at trial, tell the judge: "Your honor, what I did was excusable. You see, Jenny Sanford conducted herself with poise and dignity throughout Mark Sanford's infidelities. If you wouldn't punish Jenny Sanford, you shouldn't punish me, either."

And then I'd like the judge to say, "Well, that makes sense to me. I think Jonah Goldberg explained that to me once. Case dismissed."

Or does it mean that liberal political couples care about politics above all else? Or do they place less stock in the value of fidelity (it's just sex, who cares?). It seems to me there are a lot of ways to dissect that. For now, suffice it to say the times have changed.

Oh, the times have changed.

Did they change back, suddenly, in 2015? I guess so.

This is pure obfuscation, or else he's just not a focused writer.

Couch, what do you think?

Star Trek? Is that a good reference? Simpsons?

Anyone remember Quantum Leap? Ziggy, where am I?

References? These are still funny, right?

Anyway:

And it's worth noting that what has changed the most isn't the supply of moral politicians, but the demand for them.

This means the culture has shifted from demanding strict sexual morality, to either demanding it less, or not demanding it at all.

And Goldberg was okay with that... in 2013.

But in 2015, he was suddenly struck by a crisis of sexual conscience.

Ambitious, selfish, amoral men have always been attracted to politics.

Really!

At least in terms of his sex life, John F. Kennedy was a disgusting man who, among other things, pimped out an intern. Other presidents, Republican and Democrat, cheated on their wives, too. Such behavior is not new.

Are you sure? Because you've seemed pretty exercised about it since 2015. You really seemed to blow a gasket when you found out Trump slept with an easy-lay porn star.

But that was all kept from the public eye -- by the press, by the establishment, etc. -- in part because it was understood that if the public found out, the politician's career would be over. Times have changed and the public doesn't demand -- or demand sufficiently -- either the myth or the reality of morality anymore.

Again, until 2015, when a Miracle happened...

Isn't it convenient how the Grand Poobahs of Righteousness and the Keepers of the Flame of Morality turn their puritanical gaze on or off depending on whether they support or oppose a person?

Why, that doesn't sound like actual righteousness or morality at all, Jonah.

That just sounds like bad-faith political opportunism.

I think it's fair to say that conservatives still care more than liberals about maintaining the old standards. And that creates a real dilemma. In an era of moral lassitude, how much do you insist on moral propriety in politics?

Depends on the guy. Seems to me that Marco Rubio had a few major rumors going around about him, but Jonah didn't let that particular pebble-in-shoe break his stride.


Since sin and temptation are bipartisan phenomena, should conservatives be at a constant disadvantage? I don't think there are easy answers there, or at least I can't think of what they might be.

Don't knock yourself short -- you've offered nothing but simplistic, binary, easy answers on this question starting sometime, oh, around June 2015.

Asking Republicans to vote for Colbert Busch in order to punish Mark Sanford strikes me as a hard sell.

But throwing an entire presidential election in 2016 was a pretty easy call, it turns out.

Why support the party you disagree with politically just to punish a man you agree with politically?

A lot of us asked that question in 2016, and decided it wouldn't make sense to reward a party that actively wished to harm us just to Virtue Signal that we don't like adultery.

Others...? Well, others, let us say, chose a different path.

Colbert Busch -- whose political hero, of course, was John F. Kennedy -- wouldn't even answer directly whether she would vote for Nancy Pelosi as speaker. On matters of political integrity, it seems to me, Sanford was hardly the clear worse choice.

And Hillary declared she was pro-Open Borders in a Univision debate and also said she was in favor of no restrictions on abortion, right up until the moment of crowning.

Some of us decided that Trump "was hardly the clear worse choice."

Others, again, chose a different path.

i just feel like I'm in the Upside-Down world reading Jonah Goldberg declaring that we should take into consideration the moral consequences of our moral judgments, such as escorting leftwing politicians into power over our lives if we decide that a non-leftwing candidate is too scarlet for our very prissy tastes.

Weird how that sensible observation went out the window in, oh, say June 2015 again.

But one thing I really resent is the tendency of liberals to demand that conservatives stick to standards that liberals reject entirely. If you have no brief against the Clintons, the Weiners, the Spitzers, or the Kennedys please don't pretend you're offended by the Sanfords.

I'm morally offended by the disgusting quantity of repellent Whataboutism going on here!!!

The NeverTrumpers became suuuuuper on-guard against any Whataboutism that might suggest Trump was no worse than the average politician.

Although, of course, they jumped at the chance to offer their own form of Whataboutism -- Hillary is the most moderate Democrat they've run in a generation, as JV Last can tell you now.

Indeed, when Democratic politicians get caught in scandals, the response from liberals is invariably, Why can’t you conservatives lighten up? Who are you to judge? Etc. It is only when conservatives are caught in such messes, that liberals walk over to the conservative side, pick up our standards, and beat us up with them. Any talk of lightening up or forgiveness is immediately denounced.

Really? Hadn't noticed. Hadn't decided "I'm not being a sap and playing that game any more."

None of us did. We're all just "Cultists," unlike you, Jonah.

You guys are the only ones capable of higher moral thinking.

When I made this decision, it was morally repellent and "cultish." I was just being "tribal."

But when you argued for this same latitudinarian impulse, and argued for the same cost-benefit analysis of cutting off your nose to spite your face, it was the good kind of Whataboutism.


It's absolutely true that conservatives need to wrestle with the question of what we should expect from our politicians. But I'm not sure liberals have anything worth listening to on the subject.

I'll go you one better: I'm not sure Conservatism, Inc. -- #PaycheckConservatism -- has anything left to teach us either on matters of morality or any other matters besides.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:53 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Ha at January 31, 2019 06:51 PM (4QDOw)

2 Winning

Posted by: Ha at January 31, 2019 06:51 PM (4QDOw)

3 Ace is profiting off of Jonah Goldberg's name! You'll be hearing from National Review's lawyers ... /

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 31, 2019 06:51 PM (WqPYg)

4 Executive Summary please...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 31, 2019 06:52 PM (Mouru)

5 This Jonah fellow seems to be getting under Ace's pelt.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2019 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

6 Mark Sanford is one RINO name I never need to hear again. I'd hang that cocksucker before Jake Tapper or Cole Bear.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2019 06:54 PM (1pz14)

7 Whoa! Is today Double Content Thursday?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 31, 2019 06:54 PM (I/iGu)

8 I shit bigger than him!

Posted by: The Whale at January 31, 2019 06:54 PM (76Nxz)

9 Alternate headline, that was then, this is now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (vmAQh)

10 Jonah the Plagiarist is confused.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (BXMxN)

11 (Cicero) Executive Summary please ......


Goldberg is a comically unserious posturing fake, whose sacred principles allow some tactical flexibility one year, yet forbid any such pragmatism shortly after, with a different candidate.


(um, this is very simplified, and you'll be surprised to hear, leaves out some insults and profanity)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (QDnY+)

12 I wonder if Mr Goldfish will plagiarize this excellent rant.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (myjNJ)

13

The culture has changed.

Posted by: Late term "fetus" at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

14 Boogity

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (ILUPz)

15 Seriously, how much of an audience does Jonah Soyberg even have?

Does anyone worth a fossilized shit for brains even bother with this walking bag of soylent green?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (+dsLj)

16 Tell the truth ace, you wrote this post as an excuse to rip off all the Jonah stuff, didn't you?

Well played.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 06:55 PM (anwal)

17 Oh boy,Amy Shumer in I Feel Pretty,must watch.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2019 06:56 PM (BXMxN)

18 Frankly, the only time I can now read something from Goldberg is when Ace is there to fisk it.

And that's even assuming Goldberg wrote the damn thing to begin with.

"Great insights Jonah...what blog did you steal them from?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 31, 2019 06:56 PM (IfYaq)

19 When the Leftist elites are chirping about the morals of their antagonists, that is a sign they are near the bottom of their barrel.


But hollow words haven't stopped them yet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)

20 it seems like liberal political couples work harder to save their marriage after a sex scandal.


They work harder to save their power after a sex scandal.

FIFY

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2019 06:56 PM (786Ro)

21 Shorter Goldberg ought to be: "Hey, I just copy what Ace thinks now! What are my thoughts for the day Ace?"

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 06:56 PM (32YRo)

22 Jonah's injun name would be Giggles Like Squirrel

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2019 06:57 PM (786Ro)

23 I'm glad I don't have to vote in S.C., or Florida, or Georgia. And I'm happy to live and vote in Texas, the last bastion of freedom.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2019 06:57 PM (zLDYs)

24 ace - is it really any more complicated than Trump's "yo momma" episode with Jonah's mom? I mean, aside from Checkbook Conservatism?


Personally I'm still waiting to see a list - well, even one item, actually - on the indictment headed "Trump Violates Sacred Norms", which is incessantly referred to by NTers, yet remains a mystery to any intelligent experienced observer who has been awake the last 2 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2019 06:57 PM (QDnY+)

25 11 years and 11 months to go!

Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at January 31, 2019 06:57 PM (sy5kK)

26 These same fucking people kept telling us not to vote Trump because EWWWWWW porn star!

What in the fucking hell is wrong with them???

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 31, 2019 06:57 PM (+dsLj)

27 @18: "... when Ace is there to fisk it."

Old timey blogger words!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 31, 2019 06:58 PM (I/iGu)

28 The adultery is just a maguffin.

Posted by: Ace of Goldberg, NY Times Average-selling Plage...Pliag...Plaeg...Copycat at January 31, 2019 06:58 PM (Ndje9)

29 Gentlemen, gentleladies, and {of course) "gentle-persons" this is very close to peak Ace!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 06:58 PM (f3oO4)

30 Joanuh and the National Respew are on the same path as the WS Cuck. Iceberg and all. Oh well. What a loss it will be.....for the left.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2019 06:58 PM (vmAQh)

31 I coulda been a contendah, but I actually read the post.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

32 "couch" is a Norman Chad joke from the 80s, isn't it?

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at January 31, 2019 06:58 PM (e44Qj)

33 Ace is Jona's show prep. Gawd, I love Ace when he's on fire. It's a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2019 06:59 PM (7ZQe3)

34 That was then, this is now. Jonah has evolved.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 06:59 PM (zmIJL)

35 All I know is if any of you homos touch my beer in the fridge I'll kill ya.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

36 I'm glad I don't have to vote in S.C., or Florida, or Georgia. And I'm happy to live and vote in Texas, the last bastion of freedom.

********************

Hey fuck you, pal, just because we have less people don't mean we got less freedoms.

Posted by: Wyoming and South Dakota, now with more gun carrying at January 31, 2019 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

37 Ace, you have been particularly en fuego recently. Keep kicking ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

38 Sigh. I need some dating advice.

Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (Tyii7)

39 Ace blasting the cucks with salvo after salvo. Every barrage he lands on them only means the next will be heavier.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (xzqr4)

40 ace - is it really any more complicated than Trump's "yo momma" episode with Jonah's mom?

I suspect that Jonah goes upstairs from the basement each night and asks mamma "so what's for dinner?"

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (32YRo)

41 23 I'm glad I don't have to vote in S.C., or Florida, or Georgia. And I'm happy to live and vote in Texas, the last bastion of freedom.
Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2019 06:57 PM (zLDYs)

======

Don't blame me. I voted for Katie Arrington.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (zZbCU)

42 Mark Sanford? of the 'I'm hiking some trail when in reality I was banging my Argentinian mistress' fame is back in politics and Jonah thinks we should vote for him? Eh, why?

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

43 the Grand Poobahs of Righteousness and the Keepers of the Flame of Morality turn their puritanical gaze on or off depending on whether they support or oppose a person

++++

Wait. Jonah Goldberg played Sauron?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (T09ml)

44
Try scooting, Ace. Gets the jonahs off your fur back there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (HCp4E)

45 43 Wait. Jonah Goldberg played Sauron?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (T09ml)

=====

In The Hobbit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (zZbCU)

46 Is it me or do the toy soy fucksoys at Instasoydit seem to be pushing more Jonah Soyberg pieces lately?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (+dsLj)

47 #PaycheckConservatism


You mean I could get a Paycheck for just being me?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

48 I felt like Jonah was coming on to me as I read his piece.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (4e+hS)

49 I coulda been a contendah, but I actually read the post.

Posted by: Insomniac

Post first - then read Ace's content over at NRO!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo)

50 Fuck your wife dont fuck your wife
Fuck you girlfriend or not
I think your marriage sucks. You have some license equal to owning a dog and less than a truck.

Why do not churches say fuck license! Yeah I bought a license in 1984 but today! Fuck you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

51 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

52 I sure hope we don't find out that ace is some schizo playing with pen names.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (UdKB7)

53 Lessons from the Polar Vortex of Jan 2019:

Modern candles give light, not heat.
Brand new BIC lighters don't work in severe cold.
Candle-in-coffee-can doesn't heat jack-sh!t.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (mk9aG)

54
There ain't no Fisk like an Ace Fisk!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (/9p9e)

55 Brilliant

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (IYHxL)

56 You see that was different back then, Ace. Sanford wasn't going to do anything to upset the apple cart while an outsider like Trump might actually try and keep his promises. That would upset the cushy life of pushing an agenda that wasn't to be achieved, which would mean having to...work!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (0QYMt)

57 51 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (4ErVI)


That's what Brad Sherman and Adam Schiff call their's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (/9p9e)

58 Enough w/ the Mark Sanfords. More Dan Crenshaws.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (a0IVu)

59 WY and S.D. @ 36., Well hell I doubt it would be legal for me to vote in your states. Since I don't live there and all.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (zLDYs)

60 Mark Sanford? of the 'I'm hiking some trail when in reality I was banging my Argentinian mistress' fame is back in politics and Jonah thinks we should vote for him? Eh, why?
Posted by: IC

I guess Sanford has told Jonah that Sanford thinks Trump is a PoopyDooDooHead as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (ZejZP)

61 52 I sure hope we don't find out that ace is some schizo playing with pen names.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (UdKB7)


Well that's gonna be a banning. No pulling the curtain on Oz!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (anwal)

62 Wait. Jonah Goldberg played Sauron?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL

He plays all the characters in the Hobbit - in his basement, in his onesie.

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (32YRo)

63 It's not easy being me. Do you know the way to San Jose? I love a parade.

Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (Tyii7)

64 Mark Sanford? of the 'I'm hiking some trail when in reality I was banging my Argentinian mistress' fame is back in politics and Jonah thinks we should vote for him? Eh, why?
Posted by: IC

He was "hiking some trail" alright.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

65
J. Jonah Jameson >>>> Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (HCp4E)

66 Jonah Goldberg - Threat or Menace?

Posted by: J. Jonah Jameson at January 31, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

67 I have a pretty hard time forgiving them for the Hillary vote, Benghazi! where our people are not important enough tol save and Out her stupid idea of arming those fks over there.

Instead they Arrest some stupid obscure video Guy to take the fall for Her Jonah!

that's just the kind of Presdient we need right?
One that's puts national security our human assets asses out to dry?

Geeze NTrumpers, if they Treat their people ambassadors like this, what do you think they'd Treat the rest of us like?

yeah no thanks, you rats.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:04 PM (gLMhO)

68 It sounds like Jonah is considering pivoting to Trump but needs time, time to accept the fact that maybe he was possibly wrong about his support in 2016 of parties unnamed.
Or maybe he's just a d-bag in need of something to write about.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:04 PM (4e+hS)

69 Hiking the Appalachian Trail? Also a maguffin.

Posted by: Ace of Goldberg, NY Times Average-selling Plage...Pliag...Plaeg...Copycat at January 31, 2019 07:04 PM (Ndje9)

70 Internets is forevah.

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:04 PM (bUjCl)

71 37 Ace, you have been particularly en fuego recently. Keep kicking my ass.


fixed.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

72 they sold us and the country out, I sure hope they enjoy their few bucks and cocktail parties.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:05 PM (gLMhO)

73 Mark Sanford? of the 'I'm hiking some trail when in reality I was banging my Argentinian mistress' fame is back in politics and Jonah thinks we should vote for him? Eh, why?
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

2013 comment. I'll never forget the moonstruck calf look on his simple mug as he "explained" his fucking around with Argentinian cooch. I'd have paid a not insignificant amount to have seen his wife claw his eyes out and kick him an infinite number of times in the balls.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2019 07:05 PM (1pz14)

74 Hiking some trail and banging my mistress could be synonyms.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:05 PM (ePWRo)

75 Don't need to read the content to know Goldberg is an asshole.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 31, 2019 07:06 PM (7PllL)

76
Jonah Goldberg, the Lion of Goucher College.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 07:06 PM (HCp4E)

77 If this keeps up, Ace is going to have to bring out Rich "Psycho" Gamboli to fucking eat Jonah G.

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2019 07:06 PM (786Ro)

78 I guess it all just depends on whose "ox" is being "gored," IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 31, 2019 07:06 PM (ixZj7)

79 51 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

those negro singers

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2019 07:06 PM (JFO2v)

80 I fucking love angry ace.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2019 07:06 PM (vcatx)

81 Oh, I've been banging on the railroad all the live long day.

Posted by: Alexandria Alicia Cortez at January 31, 2019 07:07 PM (ePWRo)

82 @tuckedJonah

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:07 PM (1QdtY)

83 2013 comment. I'll never forget the moonstruck calf look on his simple mug as he "explained" his fucking around with Argentinian cooch. I'd have paid a not insignificant amount to have seen his wife claw his eyes out and kick him an infinite number of times in the balls.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2019 07:05 PM (1pz14)

I just looked it up because I didn't remember the specifics and it says Jenny knew about it five months before the scandal broke. They'd done counseling and she asked for a trial separation about two weeks before all hell broke loose. So yeah, she wasn't going to show up and some crying apology in front of the cameras.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:07 PM (4ErVI)

84 he's pretty hot even when just hanging out.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:07 PM (gLMhO)

85 have a pretty hard time forgiving them for the Hillary vote, Benghazi! where our people are not important enough tol save and Out her stupid idea of arming those fks over there.

Instead they Arrest some stupid obscure video Guy to take the fall for Her Jonah!

that's just the kind of Presdient we need right?
One that's puts national security our human assets asses out to dry?

Geeze NTrumpers, if they Treat their people ambassadors like this, what do you think they'd Treat the rest of us like?

yeah no thanks, you rats.
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:04 PM (gLMhO)

This. A million times this.

That ambassador begged for more security, and was ignored, and they were willing to let 30 plus more people die.

Posted by: moki at January 31, 2019 07:07 PM (mFoNl)

86 *sock off*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (4ErVI)

87 "Satan is the real hero of the Bible" #ProveMeWrong

--Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (q177U)

88 That must have been some movie

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (Izzlo)

89 J. Jonah Jameson >>>> Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (HCp4E)

Jenna Jameson >>>>>>>>> J JonahJameson >>>> Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (f3oO4)

90 I saw Doritos Chalupa open for Santana at Woodstock music fest back in 1998.

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:09 PM (bUjCl)

91 moki, that whole thing broke my heart, for those people and our country.
unbelievable.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:09 PM (gLMhO)

92 It's official:

Ace is the real-life Incredible Hulk. ;-)

"Ace mad!! Ace smash!! Ace write devastating indictment of American political system!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:09 PM (miE9U)

93 So THAT's why Jonah insisted I grease my hair and put on an Argentinian accent back in 2013. Fuck do I know, I don't pay attention to politics unless Jonah falls asleep in front of CNN after, uh, "spending" himself to my and the Fair Jessica's exertions. (That broad can go until 4 am; no wonder Tubby Mantits can't keep up.)

Posted by: Jessica Goldberg's Strapping Volcano of Man-Love at January 31, 2019 07:10 PM (pPQeR)

94 telling those wanting to help to stand Down!
Yeah those people are who should be in power.

No Thanks!

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:10 PM (gLMhO)

95 >>>Jenna Jameson >>>>>>>>> J JonahJameson >>>> Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (f3oO4)


Non-qualified fluffer.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:10 PM (ePWRo)

96 It's really weird when Ace argues with himself like this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2019 07:10 PM (pUDQf)

97 He was "hiking some trail" alright.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

there might be a spelling error in your post

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:11 PM (f3oO4)

98 Quiz: What Disney Princess/ Pop Tart movie did you think this was a review of?

Posted by: scottst at January 31, 2019 07:11 PM (v+8+I)

99 Hey everybody.

It's a good thing I'm not an undercover agent, I'd be horrible at it.

"Agent QDP, how could you give away those national secrets?!!"
"They didn't play fair boss!! They exploited my greatest weakness!"
"How'd they do that??"
"They offered me Nacho Fries!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)

100 Bengazi Youtube shoulda been a clue about our fake news future.

If DC is a puppet show, Bengazi Youtube was played by Snuffleupagus.

Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2019 07:12 PM (q177U)

101 Jonah Goldberg, the Lion of Goucher College.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Jonah: "You mean Klutztown Valley Prep! Goucher is gauche!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

102 it just makes me shiver to think of them in power anymore.

if they don't take care of their own, we're certainly nothing at all to them.
reminds me of the whole abortion craze, and who the fk are these people.

gag

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:12 PM (gLMhO)

103 Jonah drove across the USA with his dog once and ate at Culver's, which he pronounced "Good!" He's had a fondness for The Heartland ever since.

"Woof," added The Couch.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:12 PM (mk9aG)

104 It all comes down to one thing.
The cucks are no longer the best we've got, and we're not settling anymore, and they can't fcuking handle it.

Posted by: grognard at January 31, 2019 07:13 PM (L3c+B)

105 @96: "It's really weird when Ace argues with himself like this."

I don't think anyone should worry until he starts fisking his own posts in Jonah's voice, and fisks those again in his own voice, back and forth, several levels deep.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 31, 2019 07:13 PM (I/iGu)

106 Ive heard from some insiders I trust (Bill CucksAHoy) that Jonah is a taper, not a tucker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2019 07:13 PM (pUDQf)

107 I demand that all of my politicians be virgins who decided at age 7 that they were going to run for office, and thus never did anything wrong in their lives.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 31, 2019 07:13 PM (GBteo)

108 Jenna Jameson >>>>>>>>> J JonahJameson >>>> Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (f3oO4)

Outrageous! I won't stand for this! I...aw, hell, you're right.

Posted by: J. Jonah Jameson at January 31, 2019 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

109 wow. Sock off.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2019 07:13 PM (GBteo)

110 I came here looking for something to steal but this isn't very flattering.

Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:14 PM (Tyii7)

111 You have to feel some pity for Jonah Goldberg. God wanted him to be a Puke Pop Tart, but there's no such thing as a Puke Pop Tart.

Posted by: John Kasich, Breakfast Theologian at January 31, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

112 telling those wanting to help to stand Down!
Yeah those people are who should be in power.

No Thanks!
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:10 PM (gLMhO)

I still get furious when I think of that.

From
"No Man Left Behind!" to
"Everyone Left Behind -- If It's Politically Expedient"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:14 PM (f3oO4)

113 If I remember correctly, Mark and Jenny Sanford lived next-door to Ned Flanders.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2019 07:14 PM (wxZSX)

114 The Demos have been screaming that PDT is wrong about illegal drugs coming over the border, they claim they come through the ports.


And today, 254 pounds of Fentanyl is found coming across the border in AZ.


God has a wicked sense of humor.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2019 07:15 PM (sy5kK)

115 Hrothgar, yeah, They do the same thing to Adult Humans that they do to infants.

They fk up and someone else pays for their mistake.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:15 PM (gLMhO)

116

ACE SMASH also good for t-shirts...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 07:15 PM (n2qRY)

117 I'll give Jonah props for "Liberal Fascism." Props, Jonah.

And I still go to his mom's rickety site every day. New and improved lucianne dot com no longer suffers from script-kiddie and SQL-injection attacks; major tech advance.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:15 PM (mk9aG)

118 Jenna Jameson >>>>>>>>> J JonahJameson >>>> Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:08 PM (f3oO4)

Speaking of Jenna I hadn't looked at her Twitter feed for a while. I see that the cucks (she was the reason I felt ok about using that term because she wielded it like a sledgehammer) have driven her off of that dogshit platform by her choice, just by being so fucking tiresome. I definitely support her on what she's doing and wonder if she ever lurks here.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (1pz14)

119 i posted a correction to a previous post:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/379537.php

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Gigantic Ape-Bush at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

120 Hey remember a few weeks ago when the smart set told us that Mueller was going to indict Trump Jr. because he lied about calls he supposedly made to Trump Sr. before the Trump Tower meeting in 2016?

Turns out the calls were to a couple business associates and had nothing to do with Russia or the meeting.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

121 "Satan is the real hero of the Bible" #ProveMeWrong

--Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Max Power

"Jesus hated pizza with pineapple and turned one hotdog into 40 sammiches - so where am I going wrong?" - J. Goldberg

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (32YRo)

122 You two!
Get a room!

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (Xo3T0)

123 Sounds to me like Goldberg is cheating on his wife, hence all the justifications. AND hoping his wife will put up with his sh*t

Posted by: Persnickety at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (bVGUg)

124 The Demos have been screaming that PDT is wrong about illegal drugs
coming over the border, they claim they come through the ports.

It's true. Nobody knows the ports like I do.

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (Tyii7)

125 So will Jonah go right back to being a sexual purist in 2020, so as to argue why Mittens Romney makes perfect sense?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (pUDQf)

126 and those men on that roof for hours defending themselves waiting for help!

fk if I didn't know it happened I would never have believed it.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:16 PM (gLMhO)

127 I am going to quote as much as I damn well like because Jonah Goldberg is a plagiarist and there's no editor willing to correct this. So I guess we're like roommates who share a fridge now..,


Poetry.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2019 07:17 PM (XROPS)

128 I'm starving to death so I ordered 5 black bulls to fill my wife up for dinner.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:17 PM (fK4Z3)

129 Just about everyday Jonah goes home and posts pictures of his dogs, who I believe are mistreated, their coats are dull and the opposite of lustrous. The question I have is "where is he returning home from"? Does NRO have twitter cubicles where it's employees can tweet all day while their wives are pleasured by the illegal alien pool guy and his friends? It's a mystery.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (4e+hS)

130
Jonah likes arepas. Pronounced a-rapers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (/9p9e)

131 Ace is feeling fisky.

Posted by: Miklos Maduro-Sera-Muerte at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (zCyNd)

132 Jonah, you big dummy!

Posted by: fred g. sanford at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (Evws/)

133 "Sounds to me like Goldberg is cheating on his wife, hence all the justifications."

"So, your saying like I'm the real bull here - interesting." - the Couch

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (32YRo)

134 Bravo! Cucks on the run.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (H8QX8)

135 Oooooh! A proper down-home Mr. Of Spades Fisking!

Yahmo start the top and savor it properly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (Ct55T)

136 Sounds to me like Goldberg is cheating on his wife, hence all the justifications. AND hoping his wife will put up with his sh*t
Posted by: Persnickety


Or his wife is cheating on him?

Ahoy!!

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (XROPS)

137 >>>Just about everyday Jonah goes home and posts pictures of his dogs, who I believe are mistreated, their coats are dull and the opposite of lustrous. The question I have is "where is he returning home from"?

my favorite trolling is the "Animal abuse" trolling.

Do continue!

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Gigantic Ape-Bush at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

138 Goes back even further. St. Franklin of the Roosevelt had a long time affair with Lucy Mercer, Eleanor's social secretary. Supposedly she was with him when he died, and had to be smuggled out. Two of his sons claim he had others, the wiki entry is interesting.

Posted by: Lirio100 at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (JK7Jw)

139

It's the big one! Hold on lizard breath, I'm comin' to join ya honey!

Posted by: Mark Sanford at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (aKsyK)

140 And today, 254 pounds of Fentanyl is found coming across the border in AZ.




...hidden inside a truck carrying cucumbers. Drugs were secured and cucumbers were destroyed as a precaution. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:19 PM (bUjCl)

141 so if I fuck an age-appropriate woman it doesn't count, Jesus?

Posted by: John Kasich, trying to find out the loopholes at January 31, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

142 And please let me add AHOY to our top ten memes.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2019 07:19 PM (XROPS)

143 Corona Ointment, lanolin rich, is recommended for horses, cattle, small animals, and Jonah's flamin' sore asshole. Get busy, Couch.

Btw, I read the whole thing. Evangelicals voted overwhelmingly for Trump vs the Duchess of Bathory Part II, which either says something about evangelical morality being weak or the NRO ClownCar Brigade having the morality of snakes.

Slither on, NRO party dudes!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2019 07:19 PM (Z4rgH)

144 i'll go now, I think i'm stuck in a rant.

peace

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2019 07:19 PM (gLMhO)

145 Drugs were secured and cucumbers were destroyed as a precaution.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: Crazy Cat Ladies at January 31, 2019 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

146 Hey,
You think I should just off him, boss?
You haven't said, "Off him", but I think you're saying "Off him".

Posted by: Your Guy at January 31, 2019 07:20 PM (1hNkx)

147 For me, SCOTUS was the biggest issue in 2016. It's not like it was an abstract threat. There was an open seat. If Hillary had won, RBG would have retired. Would Kennedy have retired? Who knows, but at best they'd have had a 6-3 majority, worse if Roberts got his freak on. Kristol was asked about this and replied so be it. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 31, 2019 07:20 PM (gC2IV)

148 He fell in love with an age-appropriate woman.

That's just weird. Adultery is OK with an "age-appropriate" woman, but not otherwise?

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 31, 2019 07:20 PM (I2/tG)

149 Two threads late (busy with work), but I would like to apologize to William Saletan for calling him a disgusting monster.

Ace is clearly not a true principled conservative, apologizing for an error and making a clear correction to the post.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 31, 2019 07:20 PM (9hauA)

150 Mmm. Doritos.

Posted by: homer simpson at January 31, 2019 07:21 PM (Evws/)

151 Drugs were secured and cucumbers were destroyed as a precaution.

A terrible setback.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 31, 2019 07:21 PM (Tyii7)

152 And who writes the "Jonah" articles? Does he have interns?

It's a weird scene over there, man.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:21 PM (4e+hS)

153 >>>That's just weird. Adultery is OK with an "age-appropriate" woman, but not otherwise?

if she's age-appropriate, why bother at all?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 31, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

154 He fell in love with an age-appropriate woman.

Any woman is age-appropriate, buster!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 31, 2019 07:22 PM (I2/tG)

155 Not one sincere cell among them. Even among all of JG and Kristol's reservoirs of fat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:22 PM (Nk/qh)

156 I'm loving Ace announcing his correction to previous post while still socking Ana Navarro.

Even when issuing a mea culpa he's still bringing it.

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)

157 Silda Wall was hawt. She was a ten. What did she see in that creepo?

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:22 PM (mk9aG)

158 Drugs were secured and cucumbers were destroyed as a precaution.

---------

Nooooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:23 PM (gC2IV)

159 And who writes the "Jonah" articles? Does he have interns?

It's a weird scene over there, man.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:21 PM (4e+hS)

The intern spankings will continue until Dr. Spank says enough!

Posted by: Jonah, who likes to watch from The Couch at January 31, 2019 07:23 PM (zCyNd)

160 Ace should do a post on "Who's watching Jonah's dogs as he prances off to work in the Twitter mines?"

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:23 PM (4e+hS)

161 if she's age-appropriate, why bother at all?

Good to know that since my wife is considerably younger than I am, that my marriage is illegitimate in Jonah Goldberg's eyes.

I'm just going go have cry myself to sleep tonight...

Forgive me, Jonah!

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 31, 2019 07:24 PM (I2/tG)

162 See. Spot. Run.

Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:24 PM (Tyii7)

163 The mine reference is from Iowahawk, I believe.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:24 PM (4e+hS)

164
Alternate poat title:

Jonah Goldberg Was Ahead Of His Time, Too Ahead, So He Turned Back

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (UlDVs)

165 You people have no idea! I'm so fucking sick of peanut butter!

Posted by: Pippa the springer spaniel at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (gC2IV)

166
Would it be gauche for me to inquire of South Carolina Republicans whether they held a primary, and whether there was no candidate better than the odious, sanctimonious, self-forgiving, soul-searching Sanford?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (kNf8G)

167 Puzzled grocery store managers report a sharp increase in drug addicts stampeding the stores to lick the cucumbers.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (zmIJL)

168 Good to know that since my wife is considerably younger than I am, that my marriage is illegitimate in Jonah Goldberg's eyes.

You should be more like the French.

Shudder.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (Nk/qh)

169 Jonah, I see a whale in your future.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (1QdtY)

170

Age appropriate is 60, which = 30 x 2, right?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (n2qRY)

171 Must have been one Hell of a movie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (nPGq2)

172 The Fuego!

It Burns!

And, as always, Props to Tachyon Shuggy!

Posted by: That Guy Who wondered where The Guy That Says En Fuego! Has Gone at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM (D4BQa)

173 Turns out the calls were to a couple business associates and had nothing to do with Russia or the meeting.

Posted by: JackStraw

This whole Mueller thing has been the world's biggest "make-work" project for really poorly trained prosecutors. It's like some legal "new deal" program that would have made a Roosevelt cabinet proud. Ugh.

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

174 I should give Chepe a call.

Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM (Tyii7)

175 Heading home, enjoyed the cuck and never-Trump bashing today.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM (4e+hS)

176 Every time I hear who's a good girl who's a good girl I'm looking for the exit.

Posted by: Pippa the springer spaniel at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM (gC2IV)

177 >>who writes the "Jonah" articles?


Jonah puts his keyboard on the floor in front of the couch, lathers his ass crack up with Jif and then bends over the back of the couch.

When his dogs are finished, he runs a Spellcheck and hits 'Publish'.

Or, apparently at least, that's how he wrote the article ace is quoting from.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2019 07:27 PM (DCeX7)

178 I should give Chepe a call.
Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM

You're into a Chepe date, I can tell.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:27 PM (zmIJL)

179 Damn! Ace is still making Jonah drink from the firehouse. Damn! Of course, if he was capable of shame or introspection, this wouldn't be necessary, and because he isn't, there's literally zero chance it will effect him. But still, damn!

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 31, 2019 07:27 PM (87EdW)

180 I've seen things, man! Things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Pippa the springer spaniel at January 31, 2019 07:27 PM (gC2IV)

181 Pffft. Jonah Goldberg is the buzz-feed click-bator for Never Trumping failure-theater actors.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 31, 2019 07:28 PM (db5dt)

182 Frisky Ace is the best

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:28 PM (/rm4P)

183 my favorite trolling is the "Animal abuse" trolling.

Do continue!
Posted by: Ana Navarro's Gigantic Ape-Bush at January 31, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

Knotting is a consensual act between Jasper and me.

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 31, 2019 07:28 PM (fK4Z3)

184 Can someone stick a fork in Jonah? I think he's done. Carred in fact.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 31, 2019 07:28 PM (a0SQT)

185 Charred

Posted by: Sphynx at January 31, 2019 07:29 PM (a0SQT)

186 You know what would be funny?

If someone robs a bank and the tells police: "It's okay, Jenny Sanford acted with grace during Mark Sanford's adultery."

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

187 Age appropriate is 60, which = 30 x 2, right?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 07:25 PM (n2qRY)

Or 20, three times.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:29 PM (Ct55T)

188 >>>Drugs were secured and cucumbers were destroyed as a precaution.<<<

I always thought this was SOP before a movie thread.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (wxZSX)

189 Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?

Posted by: Jonah G. at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (Tyii7)

190 157
Silda Wall was hawt. She was a ten. What did she see in that creepo?


She really was. I'm available to comfort her.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

191 Frisky Ace is the best

Posted by: Skip

Like the action figure Ace - now with more realistic karate chop action!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (32YRo)

192 The Star Wars Bar Scene.

amirite?

Posted by: Ace of Goldberg, NY Times Average-Selling Plage...Pliag...Plaeg...Copycat at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (Ndje9)

193 If someone robs a bank and the tells police: "It's okay, Jenny Sanford acted with grace during Mark Sanford's adultery."

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)


"I mean, yeah, I fucked that horse. But did you say the grace of the chicken?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (anwal)

194 My favorite Jonah moments are his TV moments because his pompous awkwardness is out in full view.

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (QE8X6)

195 Is there any evidence that Trump slept with that skank?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

196 186
You know what would be funny?



If someone robs a bank and the tells police: "It's okay, Jenny Sanford acted with grace during Mark Sanford's adultery."





Posted by: ace

That is funny. I'll be writing about it tomorrow.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (4e+hS)

197 No, Jonah's not Sauron. Nothing that impressive. But Ace showed his real role. He's Pooh-Bah.

This haughty youth
He speaks the truth
Whenever he finds it pays.
And in this case
It all took place
Exactly as he says.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (VaN/j)

198 I would bet something like 80% of elected officials have cheated on their wives.

Even if it's like some state representative that's basically a $30k dog catcher, women throw themselves at these clowns. Most guys can't resist as they've never had women come on to them in their lives.

Posted by: Blago at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (UfkIY)

199 Beyonce, Jay-Z offer lifetime concert tickets for fans who go vegan.

Under the contest rules, one fan will get a pair of tickets to one official concert tour by Beyonce and/or Jay-Z for the next 30 years.

Oh, shut up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (Nk/qh)

200 Like the action figure Ace - now with more realistic karate chop action!
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (32YRo)

Instead of Judo Chop, Action Ace uses both arms to mash furiously on a little keyboard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (Ct55T)

201 DAMMIT. Stupid fat finger typos. Ruining my bad joke.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (anwal)

202 Like the action figure Ace - now with more realistic karate chop action!



Kung Fu Grip, ftw.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (yQpMk)

203 I think Ace should drop the "plagiarism" angle and stick to his withering attack on Jonah's waffling hypocrisy. Crying "plagiarism" makes Jonah's crimes seem personal... not interesting to me at all. Not even serious. But exposing Jonah's two-faced self-interest is a moveable feast that should be eaten and enjoyed over and over.

Posted by: newyorkslim at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (ZoeqG)

204 177 I LOLed!

Hey, have any of you Morons ever heard Jonah brag about how he invented the internet by starting "The Corner?"

He does that a lot.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (mk9aG)

205 Ace, would you be OK with Ace Swag if you didn't have to do anything but collect the proceeds?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (1QdtY)

206 161 if she's age-appropriate, why bother at all?

Good to know that since my wife is considerably younger than I am, that my marriage is illegitimate in Jonah Goldberg's eyes.

I'm just going go have cry myself to sleep tonight...

Forgive me, Jonah!
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 31, 2019 07:24 PM (I2/tG)

No no no, your wife can be younger. It's your mistress that has to be age-appropriate.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

207 I don't know why I even bother explaining it to you, Ace, because the difference between the two situations is perfectly obvious.

The woman Sanford was fooling around with had moderately-sized breasts, very classy, nicely proportioned to her body. She occasionally had just a touch of blond highlighting done to her hair. When you combine all of that with her elegant Argentinian accent, fooling around with her is clearly a sign of high character.

On the other hand, the woman Trump fooled around with had enormous breasts. No one could fail to immediately notice their size; the breasts would naturally be the center of attention of every gathering of which she is a part. We're talking huge, motorboat-worthy knockers here.

Not only that, but she has a practice of completely dyeing her hair platinum blond. I mean come on, Ace.

Fooling around with such a woman marks one as a person of low character, and therefore the normal presumptions and burdens of proof a president is legally entitled to in respect of the constitutionality or impeachability of his actions no longer apply as to such a president.

Posted by: David French at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (DuAZ5)

208 You know what would be funny?

If someone robs a bank and the tells police: "It's okay, Jenny Sanford acted with grace during Mark Sanford's adultery."

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

*turns on monitor wipers - beer all over*

I'll never learn.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (xPJvm)

209 I would bet something like 80% of elected officials have cheated on their wives.

Spouses. The word is spouses.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (Nk/qh)

210 condone
verb
accept (behaviour that is considered morally wrong or offensive).
"the college cannot condone any behaviour that involves illicit drugs"
synonyms: deliberately ignore, not take into consideration, disregard, take no notice of, take no account of, accept, allow, make allowances for, let pass, turn a blind eye to, overlook, forget, wink at, blink at, connive at;

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (LWu6U)

211 199 Beyonce, Jay-Z offer lifetime concert tickets for fans who go vegan.

Under the contest rules, one fan will get a pair of tickets to one official concert tour by Beyonce and/or Jay-Z for the next 30 years.

Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (Nk/qh)

Warai-otoko Enterprises is offering a free Camaro to anyone who gives up Oxygen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (Ct55T)

212 The other point I might make:

Ms Sanford acted dignified and hurt, as most normal humans outside the fucking metrosexual BS leagues would.

Why is it somehow good for us to then further humiliate this woman, who we admire for her conduct on this issue, by endorsing her dishonorable boor of a husband?

Fuck him. He is male pond scum. Same as Clinton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (DwZvw)

213 Joe Barton approves this message.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (1QdtY)

214 My favorite Jonah moments are his TV moments because his pompous awkwardness is out in full view.

Posted by: Caliban

My favorite Goldberg TV moments are when Mollie Hemingway is kicking the ever-livin' shit out of him and watching him cry.

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)

215 I could give a shit less about how Pol XYZ cheated on their wife.

Of course, I could also give a shit less about how Moron XYZ tells me how I'm supposed to care.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (mOPWe)

216 Spouses. The word is spouses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (Nk/qh)

"Spouse" always sounds to me like it ought to be a product in the Scrapple and Haggis family of prepared organ meats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (Ct55T)

217 180 I've seen things, man! Things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Pippa the springer spaniel at January 31, 2019 07:27 PM (gC2IV)


"Stealing my lines like a true Goldberg."

- - Roy Batty

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:34 PM (/9p9e)

218 My next column is going to be about a time-transporting mailbox at my lake-house that allows me to communicate with famous conservative greats of the past via monogrammed-paper letters. They're all keen to have my advice on e.g. how to stop the Soviet Union while I ignore any divorces or affairs.

Posted by: jonah g. at January 31, 2019 07:34 PM (Evws/)

219 Does this veggie plate make my butt look big?

Posted by: Beyonce at January 31, 2019 07:34 PM (Tyii7)

220
Oh boy,Amy Shumer in I Feel Pretty,must watch.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2019 06:56 PM (BXMxN)

====

Weird thing, but Amy Schumer's movies are much better than she is. Trainwreck and I Feel Pretty come out in favor of old-fashioned values.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 07:34 PM (kNf8G)

221 You see, it wasn't clear to me until I realized that the bank was the McGuffin.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2019 07:34 PM (wxZSX)

222 214 My favorite Goldberg TV moments are when Mollie Hemingway is kicking the ever-livin' shit out of him and watching him cry.
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)


I thought that was Brian "Fibber McGee" Willaims?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:35 PM (/9p9e)

223 219 Does this veggie plate make my butt look big?
Posted by: Beyonce

Air makes your butt big apparently honey. Which is a shame, since your early self was spectacular.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 31, 2019 07:35 PM (n2qRY)

224 For those interested, now Bill Priestap's Congressional testimony has been leaked. You aren't going to believe this but the FBI wasn't being run on the up and up under Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/ydxqpnrf

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

225 New ABC sitcom, Jonah Loves Chepe.

First episode: Jonah and Chepe get a visit from their friend Jussie. Hijinks ensue when Jussie accuses Jonah of moral lassitude and Jonah has to scrape up bail money for Chepe!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (zmIJL)

226 Onion- and spouse-stuffed bladder boiled with beets and grogg.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (mk9aG)

227 Does this veggie plate make my butt look big?

Like Jonah after a Ring Ding binge.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (Nk/qh)

228 Why is it somehow good for us to then further humiliate this woman, who we admire for her conduct on this issue, by endorsing her dishonorable boor of a husband?

Fuck him. He is male pond scum. Same as Clinton.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (DwZvw)

I seriously wanted to horsewhip everyone in the GOP for running that turd and expecting the base to rally behind him. That feeling hasn't faded.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (1pz14)

229 Mollie was especially good this evening when expressing her outrage at the Tran abortion bill. Mara looked like she wanted to say something but thought better of it. Mollie might have cut a bitch.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

230 219 Does this veggie plate make my butt look big?
Posted by: Beyonce at January 31, 2019 07:34 PM (Tyii7)

(P or ~P) => Q

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (Ct55T)

231

I am Curious (Yellow).

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Panty Liner at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (n2qRY)

232 First episode: Jonah and Chepe get a visit from their friend Jussie. Hijinks ensue when Jussie accuses Jonah of moral lassitude and Jonah has to scrape up bail money for Chepe!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (zmIJL)

Lassitude. That's that TV show with a border collie and that kid who kept falling into a well.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

233 I feel like I'm wasting my time here - until Chris Taylor comes along and reminds me how I have a collective obligation to just be better.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (mOPWe)

234 These cucks need to take Truvada for PrEP.

Posted by: That tranny on the commercial at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (8iiMU)

235 Is there any evidence that Trump slept with that skank?
Her sacred word as a stripper-p0rn actress with impeccable legal representation.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (Evws/)

236 "Stealing my lines like a true Goldberg."

- - Roy Batty

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Blade Runner is still the best R Scott has done - I heard that a lot of that final monologue was adlibbed - hard to believe...

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (32YRo)

237 Nominations to the 9th Circus:

Daniel Bress, Daniel Collins, and Kenneth Lee


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7vcyyhs
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybn4jkkw

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (ePWRo)

238 Chepe!!!

Posted by: Little Lupe at January 31, 2019 07:38 PM (Tyii7)

239 This whole Mueller thing has been the world's biggest "make-work" project for really poorly trained prosecutors. It's like some legal "new deal" program that would have made a Roosevelt cabinet proud. Ugh.
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

Might I suggest you need at least one "corrupt" term in this post?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:38 PM (f3oO4)

240 I never even wanted to see a Amy Shumer movie

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:38 PM (/rm4P)

241 The issue here is not whether he broke a few marital vows, or took a few liberties with some Latin Strange - He did. But you can't hold a whole party responsible for the behavior of one sick perverted individual. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole political system? And if the whole political system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our governmental institutions in general?

I put it to you, Ace: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Morons!

Posted by: Grump928(C) humming the Star-Spangled Banner at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

242 236 Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (32YRo)

"Tears in rain" was all Rutger Hauer, as was much of that monologue. Quite good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (/9p9e)

243 Even if it's like some state representative that's basically a $30k dog catcher, women throw themselves at these clowns.

LOL. An unmarried up-and-coming Hispanic left-wing Democrat in the Oregon legislature was accused of keeping a list rating the local female lobbyists on their looks. (For some reason, Oregon legislative lobbyists are frequently female and attractive - I can't imagine why.)

This great scandal, of course, required an extensive investigation, and a whitewash was conducted, which concluded that no left-wing Hispanic male would ever do such an awful thing.

The very idea!

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (I2/tG)

244 New ABC sitcom, Jonah Loves Chepe.

Can't wait for the "very special episode" when they get a visit from La Fonza, fresh from his/her/its sexchange surgery!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (miE9U)

245 " Jonah and Chepe get a visit from their friend Jussie. "

Work that up into a two-page treatment and I think we can get a script offer. It's Diverse AF!

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (mk9aG)

246 Jonah Loves Chepe, episode two:

Roommates Jonah and Chepe argue over who's stealing food from the fridge! Wacky neighbor Jussie finally solves the mystery after a 2 am stakeout to see who takes the steak out!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (zmIJL)

247 I thought that was Brian "Fibber McGee" Willaims?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I'd have coughed up "pay for view" $$ to see that!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (32YRo)

248 I would bet something like 80% of elected officials have cheated on their wives.

Even if it's like some state representative that's basically a $30k dog catcher, women throw themselves at these clowns. Most guys can't resist as they've never had women come on to them in their lives.

Posted by: Blago at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (UfkIY)



Barry O: It's not always women.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (SiINZ)

249 @233Sounds like someone's got sand in his vag.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (T6t7i)

250 Weird thing, but Amy Schumer's movies are much better than she is. Trainwreck and I Feel Pretty come out in favor of old-fashioned values.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I saw Trainwreck before Schumer had completely come out as a , well, as a Schumer. I agree with you.

If Schumer had just kept her trap shut about all that stupid inbred Schumer-family Leftism, I'd have bought the DVD. As it is, I'm not sending a single penny her way.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

251 Blade Runner is still the best R Scott has done - I heard that a lot of that final monologue was adlibbed - hard to believe...
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (32YRo)

I still liked Blackhawk Down.

Blade Runner always strikes me as the Lauren/Yanni of sci-fi (to resurrect that tired, beaten metaphor.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:40 PM (DwZvw)

252 I cannot recall. Did the Trans Cons ever pick up, pre-2016, to what Ace was saying about their perpetual bait-and-switch? I don't remember much of that.

I do recall Andy McCarthy wrote a column hitting the GOPe essentially on Failure Theater grounds. (Though he used the more cumbersome name "Surrender then Play Fight. Still it was the right idea.)

Other than that, I don't recall.

I assume that in their Twitter circle jerks Ace is just one more example of how Neanderthal Trump cultists are. But I'd like to think these comments are making them cry sometimes.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

253 I believe Sanford's "soulmate" up and left him because he is such an ass.

Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (v5a7s)

254 Is there any evidence that Trump slept with that skank?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

Evidence? We don't need no stinkin' evidence.

Posted by: Deep State at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (H8QX8)

255
Posted by: Grump928(C) humming the Star-Spangled Banner at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM

well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (KCxzN)

256 >>>That's just weird. Adultery is OK with an "age-appropriate" woman, but not otherwise?

If I'm cheating on my wife it's not going to be "age appropriate", It's going be with a stacked 18 year old. Anything else would be fucking retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)

257 Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Morons!
Posted by: Grump928(C) humming the Star-Spangled Banner at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (DwZvw)

258 Which one of you morons has been slipping raw meat and gunpowder into Ace's breakfast cereal?

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (wxZSX)

259 "Her sacred word as a stripper-p0rn actress" I saw her do an ad for that porn site Camster recently. She is so big and dumpy, really gross and smelly-looking, no lie. What is her appeal?

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (mk9aG)

260 253 I believe Sanford's "soulmate" up and left him because he is such an ass.
Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (v5a7s)


Having been to Argentina and seen the women, I cannot possibly see their attraction to his mug.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (/9p9e)

261 By the way, a lot of us are caught in a similar bind as poor Whale Man. I used to peg my hatred of Bill Clinton on his manifold infidelities. Now I have to hate him for the hell of it.

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (QE8X6)

262 The cry of the cucks:

"No matter what the GOP says or does, it's wrong!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (miE9U)

263 Beyonce, Jay-Z offer lifetime concert tickets for fans who go vegan.

Under the contest rules, one fan will get a pair of tickets to one official concert tour by Beyonce and/or Jay-Z for the next 30 years.

Oh, shut up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:31 PM (Nk/qh)

If ever I needed a reason to go full-on carnivore, that there is it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (nPGq2)

264 #241 Thread winner!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (Evws/)

265 231

I am C Furious (Yellow).
Posted by: Ana Navarro's Panty Liner at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (n2qRY)

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (Izzlo)

266 I think you're missing the bigger picture here, ace.

You see, Our Betters(TM) have dictated from on high that what you are is how you "identify", regardless of "problematic" things such as reality. It doesn't matter if someone is an otherwise normal heterosexual white male, just *saying* that he "identifies" as a woman means that we must refer to him as "she" lest we be guilty of thoughtcrime.

Basically, the True Conservatives(TM) Aren't any more "conservative" than a brawny, bearded 99.999% heterosexual dude is a "woman". It's simply that they "identify" as "conservatives". So, like men LARPing being "women", Jonah and his buttbuddies are LARPing being "conservatives."

Posted by: SaberAlter at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (gu3bE)

267 Posted by: That Guy Who wondered where The Guy That Says En Fuego! Has Gone at January 31, 2019 07:26 PM

Sorry, bro, I had a little ... business ... I had to take care of behind the dumpster.

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (DMUuz)

268 Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:37 PM (mOPWe)

Whose bitch is this?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (IYHxL)

269 Roger Stone presser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtvQbEdmG4

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (ePWRo)

270 If I'm cheating on my wife it's not going to be "age
appropriate", It's going be with a stacked 18 year old. Anything else
would be fucking retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)

Ok.

I'll take your stacked 24-year old rejects.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (8iiMU)

271 258 Which one of you morons has been slipping raw meat and gunpowder into Ace's breakfast cereal?
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (wxZSX)


I saw Raw Meat and Gunpowder open for Stoney and Meatloaf at the Bottom Line in '75.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (/9p9e)

272 If I'm cheating on my wife it's not going to be "age appropriate", It's going be with a stacked 18 year old. Anything else would be fucking retarded.
Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)

You want Alexandra Daddario.
You'll take Kat Dennings.
You'll get Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (DwZvw)

273 No no no, your wife can be younger. It's your mistress that has to be age-appropriate.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

Dayum, I thought I was doing it wrong!

Posted by: Politician Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (f3oO4)

274 Even if it's like some state representative that's basically a $30k dog catcher, women throw themselves at these clowns. Most guys can't resist as they've never had women come on to them in their lives.

Probably just as well I didn't finish my race.

ME: -hums How Soon Is Now on the way to the state Assembly-
SOME 5'10 REDHEAD: I'm with the Committee To Save The Northern Colorado Booby, could you spare a moment Representative R-
ME: PFPFFPPTPTL [motorboat noises]

Yeah I wouldn't last long

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (ykYG2)

275 Note to Beyonce:

I'll keep on eating whatever the fcuk I feel like, fcuk you very much.

Now put on your tights, shut up and sing, bitch, sing!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)

276
Why is it somehow good for us to then further humiliate this woman, who
we admire for her conduct on this issue, by endorsing her dishonorable
boor of a husband?


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:33 PM (DwZvw)
=====

Ask the South Carolina Republicans who nominated him. I'm still disgusted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (kNf8G)

277 Mueller has kept over a dozen Hillary backers on the government payroll each probably pulling 6 figure salaries.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/rm4P)

278 To condone or not to condone. That is the question.

Posted by: j goldberg at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (LWu6U)

279 270 If I'm cheating on my wife it's not going to be "age
appropriate", It's going be with a stacked 18 year old. Anything else
would be fucking retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (q177U)

Ok.

I'll take your stacked 24-year old rejects.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (8iiMU)


I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/9p9e)

280 This is one of those days where, when I finish reading the post and get to the comments, there's a new post up.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

281 Shove a carrot up your ass and go to a beyonce concert for free. JZ will sell you the drugs at the door.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:44 PM (1QdtY)

282 New ABC sitcom, Jonah Loves Chepe.

Can't wait for the "very special episode" when they get a visit from La Fonza, fresh from his/her/its sexchange surgery!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:39 PM

It'll create a dyke spinoff, LaFonza & Shrillary.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:44 PM (zmIJL)

283 If I'm cheating on my wife it's not going to be "age appropriate", It's going be with a stacked 18 year old. Anything else would be fucking retarded.

My wife would execute me either way, but if I sleep with an stacked 18 year old, at least that's just a male being male.

If I sleep with someone her age, I am announcing that she is really inadequate.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 31, 2019 07:44 PM (I2/tG)

284 I have never seen an Amy Schumer movie and I do not intend to

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (BJlbN)

285 274 Even if it's like some state representative that's basically a $30k dog catcher, women throw themselves at these clowns. Most guys can't resist as they've never had women come on to them in their lives.

Probably just as well I didn't finish my race.

ME: -hums How Soon Is Now on the way to the state Assembly-
SOME 5'10 REDHEAD: I'm with the Committee To Save The Northern Colorado Booby, could you spare a moment Representative R-
ME: PFPFFPPTPTL [motorboat noises]

Yeah I wouldn't last long
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (ykYG2)

If I were to run for office, I would legit just say I only doing it to meet women.

Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (Izzlo)

286 269 Roger Stone presser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtvQbEdmG4
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (ePWRo)

It was terrific.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (H8QX8)

287 224....
==========
From the article at the link: "Approximately two months after the opening of the Clinton investigation, FBI leadership asked for the transfer of hand-selected agents from the Washington Field Office."

This LITERALLY makes my blood boil. The evidence of this scandal is in the hands of the people that are preventing its release. WHAT THE HELL?!?! Is there not one honest actor in the entire government willing to clean up this crap?!

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (db5dt)

288 280 This is one of those days where, when I finish reading the post and get to the comments, there's a new post up.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

Never pays to read the post. And you just gotta skim the comments.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (anwal)

289 "Her sacred word as a stripper-p0rn actress" I saw her do an ad for that porn site Camster recently. She is so big and dumpy, really gross and smelly-looking, no lie. What is her appeal?
Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:41 PM (mk9aG)

With God as my witness, I've never done a search for her on PornHub.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (1pz14)

290 Gunpowder, when ingested orally, makes your weenie soft. Don't eat it. Handload it.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (mk9aG)

291 Would I prefer a President who is not a horn dog?

Yes.

I prefer a President who is not in favor Iran, infanticide, and illegal invasions of the country more.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (Nk/qh)

292
Only a strung out heroin addict names their kid "Beyonce."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (/9p9e)

293 Someone at FB posted a meme that contains a pic of HP Lovecraft next to a pic of Mark Zuckerberg.

It's spooky how much they look alike.

https://tinyurl.com/y923yxtl

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:46 PM (miE9U)

294 Does this veggie plate make my butt look big?

No, that's daylight.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 31, 2019 07:46 PM (Ndje9)

295 I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.


It's a bit ... dusty.

Posted by: Taylor Hackford at January 31, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

296 Also asshole Sanford lost his primary race in 2018 and refused to endorse his opponent which ended up handed the congressional district over to the Dems.

What an asshole.

Meanwhile Trump was campaigning like a mofo for people he could barely stand.

Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2019 07:46 PM (v5a7s)

297 Raw meat and gunpowder are actually the two active ingredients in Kaboom! cereal.

Posted by: (unfortunately, it's chicken) at January 31, 2019 07:46 PM (Ct55T)

298 Goldberg had on of the best finishing moves.

Posted by: Dana Perino at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (fK4Z3)

299 I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/9p9e)

Back in the day, she had it going on like Stacy's Mom.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (8iiMU)

300 Frisky Ace is the best

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:28 PM (/rm4P)

Not

Posted by: the hobos at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

301 Someone at FB posted a meme that contains a pic of HP Lovecraft next to a pic of Mark Zuckerberg.

Steve Sailer has posted some pictures of Augustus next to Zuck. Zuck's sister is a classicist and Zuck was studying that as well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (ykYG2)

302 ...it seems like liberal political couples work harder to save their marriage after a sex scandal.

Whenever there is any matter of impropriety on the Left, the whole gang of them circles around to launch attacks on anybody who dares to question that impropriety. The perpetrator can make the proper noises - they do have to survive the electorate, after all - and the whole thing fades off as quickly as can be managed. There is good reason to make it look like the marriage worked: there's payoff in it for them.

Every time anyone to the right of the Left has any kind of personal aberration the entirety of the GOP, and the whole gang of NR cucks, runs to the hills screaming "I'm not like that! I'm not like that!" abandoning the schmuck as quickly as they can. There is never any support network - "You're on your own, you dumb s**t, and we're not releasing any more funds to you. F---O--."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (o7l6R)

303 How to make the casting couch work for you.

Posted by: Helen Mirren at January 31, 2019 07:48 PM (I2/tG)

304 But you can't hold a whole party responsible for the behavior of one sick perverted individual.

After much ignoring and prevaricating, the DNC agrees!

Posted by: "Filthy" Filner at January 31, 2019 07:48 PM (DMUuz)

305 229 Mollie was especially good this evening when expressing her outrage at the Tran abortion bill. Mara looked like she wanted to say something but thought better of it. Mollie might have cut a bitch.
Posted by: pep at January 31, 2019 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

What show? I often try searching for Mollie on You Tube, but the searches never turn up anything. Nor does DDG choosing "videos". Most of the shows I'd only bother to watch when she's on them.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 07:48 PM (VaN/j)

306 299 I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/9p9e)

Back in the day, she had it going on like Stacy's Mom.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (8iiMU)


The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Also, Excalibur.

BOING!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:48 PM (/9p9e)

307 J.J. Sefton, don't forget Charlotte Rampling.
OMG she was incredible looking in 1967.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (miE9U)

308 Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Sound like Mrs. Jonah needs to start keeping a closer tab on tubby.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (LWu6U)

309 307 J.J. Sefton, don't forget Charlotte Rampling.
OMG she was incredible looking in 1967.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (miE9U)


Yes, though a bit flat for my taste.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (/9p9e)

310 I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/9p9e)


Well.... I would never ! Like now ? or.. Excalibur version ?

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (bUjCl)

311 Whose bitch is this?


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (IYHxL)
Woo.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (mOPWe)

312 308
Where you stand depends on where you sit.



Sound like Mrs. Jonah needs to start keeping a closer tab on tubby.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (LWu6U)

At first I read that as 'tabby'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (8iiMU)

313 These fucks were never on anyone's side but that of their paymasters. Even George fucking Will. The whole thing has been a farce.

Posted by: ccoffer at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (/0zHe)

314 (givin' JJ an out ...)

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (bUjCl)

315 Hey, have any of you Morons ever heard Jonah brag about how he invented the internet by starting "The Corner?" He does that a lot. Posted by: gp


Everybody knows Al Gore invented the Corner.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (Ndje9)

316 Helen Mirren's tits in "Calender Girls"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (1QdtY)

317 275; qdp, you call that harping, singing? i wish the bitch would just shut the fuck up and go away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

318 oh my, I just rediscovered Helen Mirren in that fishnet costume in Excalibur.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (ykYG2)

319 Jeezus ACE!

I'm.
Dying.

*...until 2015, when a Miracle happened...*

Classic.

Posted by: socalcon at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (Roy2Z)

320 JJ, never mind...

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (bUjCl)

321 chavez, good point.
In fairness, I've never heard Beyonce sing a note in my life. Never heard Ariana Grande either. I just enjoy staring at their legs...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (miE9U)

322 "Age of Consent"

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:51 PM (ePWRo)

323 308 Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Sound like Mrs. Jonah needs to start keeping a closer tab on tubby.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (LWu6U)

"Joooooh-NAH! Why the F*CK are there all these little holes in my couch?!?!"

Posted by: Mrs. Goldberg, shouting from the living room at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)

324 hmm... The Kid Who Would Be King is screening here . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)

325 You morons who like naked celebs of the past, go to the VGB group in Reddit. Mostly tasteful, some quite excellent, old photos.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (mk9aG)

326 "grass on the field"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

327 306
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:48 PM (/9p9e)

Yeah, I was about 27 when I saw that and she was at least 40. I was like, Dayum!

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

328 You morons who like naked celebs of the past, go to the VGB group in Reddit. Mostly tasteful, some quite excellent, old photos.
Posted by: gp



Send a link to OM....

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (bUjCl)

329 317 275; qdp, you call that harping, singing? i wish the bitch would just shut the fuck up and go away.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

And that "dancing"....

*shudder*

Like an epileptic Clydesdale.

Posted by: Mrs. Goldberg, shouting from the living room at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)

330 318 oh my, I just rediscovered Helen Mirren in that fishnet costume in Excalibur.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (ykYG2)

Morgana Le Fey. Breathy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (DwZvw)

331 Who is Chepe?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (PUmDY)

332 de-socking....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (Ct55T)

333 I think JG is a cocksucker too but it might also be valuable to review aces position on Sanford at the time also.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (ZfRYq)

334 224 For those interested, now Bill Priestap's Congressional testimony has been leaked. You aren't going to believe this but the FBI wasn't being run on the up and up under Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/ydxqpnrf
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2019 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

------

I'm sure straight shooter Rosenstein is all over this.

Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (v5a7s)

335 266 I think you're missing the bigger picture here, ace.

You see, Our Betters(TM) have dictated from on high that what you are is how you "identify", regardless of "problematic" things such as reality. It doesn't matter if someone is an otherwise normal heterosexual white male, just *saying* that he "identifies" as a woman means that we must refer to him as "she" lest we be guilty of thoughtcrime.

Basically, the True Conservatives(TM) Aren't any more "conservative" than a brawny, bearded 99.999% heterosexual dude is a "woman". It's simply that they "identify" as "conservatives". So, like men LARPing being "women", Jonah and his buttbuddies are LARPing being "conservatives."
Posted by: SaberAlter at January 31, 2019 07:42 PM (gu3bE)

Bingo. That's why I've started to call them Trans Conservatives or Tranny Cons. (But I notice none of them actually start taking testosterone.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (VaN/j)

336 Never heard Ariana Grande either. I just enjoy staring at their legs...

Jesus.. my grand daughter idolizes her. She's an idiot. Grande, not my grand daughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (dUJdY)

337 It's spooky how much they look alike.

https://tinyurl.com/y923yxtl

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:46 PM (miE9U)

That resemblance is eerily close!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (nPGq2)

338 I couldn't tell you a Ariana song but know I have heard them, wouldn't even be able to tell you it was her if I heard her singing.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (/rm4P)

339 324 hmm... The Kid Who Would Be King is screening here . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)

AtC and I talked about that one not long ago. Looks entertaining.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (anwal)

340 Excalibur is now available on Amazon prime.

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

341 'That's why I've started to call them Trans Conservatives or Tranny Cons.'

I liked "Conservakin".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)

342 Right now my taste runs to Clara Bow, Joan Blondell, Thelma Todd, Alice White, the Ziegfeld girls.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (mk9aG)

343 I couldn't tell you a Ariana song but know I have heard them, wouldn't even be able to tell you it was her if I heard her singing.


I just know the one from the commercial.

"Maps, get in here."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

344 I saw #Paycheckconservatism Old Timey Jug Band play the Sapphire Room at the Route 86 Motor Lodge outside of Buck Hollow , WV, back in '08.

Posted by: The Winning at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (OKp8N)

345
This LITERALLY makes my blood boil. The evidence
of this scandal is in the hands of the people that are preventing its
release. WHAT THE HELL?!?! Is there not one honest actor in the
entire government willing to clean up this crap?!

Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 31, 2019 07:45 PM (db5dt)

====
Mine too. Pink foam is oozing out my pores over this. Where I'm going with it is, Donald Fucking Trump is the HEAD of the executive branch. This isn't just a fake investigation against him, and a fake exoneration of the repellent, rapacious Clinton family.
This is American justice itself. It's us, too, all of us. Trump needs to fix this. He can. He can sic Ted Cruz and Tom Cotton on the DOJ and the FBI and tell them not to stop until nary a bubble floats to the surface of the swamp.

Meanwhile, I'm resolved: If I'm called for federal jury duty and the case rests on evidence gathered by the FBI, I will tell the judge in voir dire that I won't vote to convict.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (kNf8G)

346 Jewells and Skip, I'm proud to say my 13-year-old niece used to like Ariana, but not any more. :-)

AOP, yup!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (miE9U)

347 I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/9p9e)

Back in the day, she had it going on like Stacy's Mom.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2019 07:47 PM (8iiMU)

I have the morals of a billy-goat. When I walk into a room - the fucking fish quit swimming.
But I get this Helen Mirren thing about like I get the Sarah Huckabee Sanders thing.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (mOPWe)

348 I liked "Conservakin".


Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

349 But Furries get the bullet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

350 I'm sure straight shooter Rosenstein is all over this.
Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM (v5a7s)

Can you think of the trouble this country would be in if eh FBI wasn't staffed with honest straight shooting men, women and "whatever" of impeccable integrity?

Posted by: Politician Hrothgar at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (f3oO4)

351 Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (mOPWe)

I'll admit when you were called the bizarre one and acted like an androgynous tranny during the attitude era, you were the shit,

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (IYHxL)

352 Who is Chepe?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2019 07:53 PM

Antifa scum who got arrested for assaulting two Marines in Philly recently, also he was part of the mob at Tucker Carlson's house terrorizing his wife.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (zmIJL)

353 JJ-

If you like actresses, check out Anita Dark.

She'll talk dirty to you....in Hungarian.

Posted by: Mikos, for the late Eva Gabor at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (zCyNd)

354 I'd really like to see some Susan Hayward love on here.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (1QdtY)

355 310 I'd still like to schtup Helen Mirren.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:43 PM (/9p9e)


Well.... I would never ! Like now ? or.. Excalibur version ?
Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:49 PM (bUjCl)

Hint: When I was raving about Diana Rigg earlier, I had in mind The Avengers and The Hospital. Not Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (VaN/j)

356 I know she was the one who went into a donut shop and licked them all without buying them.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (/rm4P)

357
I'm not sure Conservatism, Inc. -- #PaycheckConservatism -- has anything left to teach us either on matters of morality or any other matters besides.

Late to thread but...

All of Trump ex's are friends with him and speak positively about him.


I am not convinced of Trump's alleged "adultery". But even if true, it's not the poon , it's the betrayal.

It takes a hell of a strong man to come to terms with God and man and make his peace with heaven and earth regarding his personal actions. And strength results from recognition of failure, repentance and forgiveness.


And yes Bandersnatch, I do believe that shit.


Posted by: mikeyG at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (LL1Be)

358 340 Excalibur is now available on Amazon prime.
Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:54 PM (bUjCl)


It's one of those movies that a small screen does not do justice to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (/9p9e)

359 322 "Age of Consent"
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:51 PM (ePWRo)

Six pack abs works for us.

Posted by: That modeling agency on Instagram at January 31, 2019 07:57 PM (fK4Z3)

360 I'll admit when you were called the bizarre one and acted like an androgynous tranny during the attitude era, you were the shit,
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (IYHxL)


When Vince called Dustin after he had been let go by WCW, Dustin had no idea what "androgynous" meant.

"Vince kept saying it over and over again. Really emphasizing it. And I'm just like yeah, sure, when do you want me there? Then after I hung up I went an looked up the word.........OH SHIT what did I just do????"

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (anwal)

361 347
But I get this Helen Mirren thing about like I get the Sarah Huckabee Sanders thing.
Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (mOPWe)

SHS is a very emphatic One.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

362 I thought it was a Myrtle joke.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (PUmDY)

363
I find Mirren quite GILFy. Virtually all other not at all

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (/9p9e)

364 I'll admit when you were called the bizarre one and
acted like an androgynous tranny during the attitude era, you were the
shit,
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (IYHxL)

That was part of the gag. Sure - not how Vince sold it. But part of the gag all the same.
Legion of Gloom.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (mOPWe)

365 It's one of those movies that a small screen does not do justice to.


All I remember is the sex while wearing plate armor, and Patrick Stewart with hair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

366 I'd really like to see some Susan Hayward love on here.

Oh man, I loved her. There was something about her I never could pinpoint.. like she was in on the joke or something..idk but she always fascinated me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (dUJdY)

367 Helen Mirren, circa 1970:

https://tinyurl.com/y7m2ohwp

Yeah, what a dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (DwZvw)

368 It's one of those movies that a small screen does not do justice to.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (/9p9e)

sigh

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (bUjCl)

369 Lights out time.
Have a good night and stay warm because baby its cold outside

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (/rm4P)

370 chavez, good point.
In fairness, I've never heard Beyonce sing a note in my life. Never heard Ariana Grande either. I just enjoy staring at their legs...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 07:50 PM (miE9U)

-----------------------------

Whatecan say about her, that she is not talented with a great voice is not one of them. Listen to this one all the way through.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=jHjaHygfWHA

Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (ffYR/)

371 But Furries get the bullet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

We cannot spare this man-he Slavs.

Posted by: Miklos, the Ed McMahon to Palp's Armoured Train at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (zCyNd)

372 356 I know she was the one who went into a donut shop and licked them all without buying them.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2019 07:56 PM (/rm4P)

Metaphors.

Posted by: That modeling agency on Instagram at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (fK4Z3)

373 Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (mOPWe)

Can't be......bah gawd is that, the Dogg?!

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (IYHxL)

374 This was DrewM
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/337663.php


Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)

375 @367 She looks like she has stage make-up on. Desdemona ? Ophelia ?

Posted by: runner - baby, it's cold outside ! at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (bUjCl)

376 Jewells, I knew I loved you. Backstreet is my all time favorite movie.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2019 08:00 PM (1QdtY)

377 Combining two lines of comments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS_tmSCFU

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 08:00 PM (VaN/j)

378 Lots of nude Mirren at, appropriately, The Fappening

http://bit.ly/2MJLRF5

NSFW

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 08:01 PM (yQpMk)

379 GoldDust's wife was a heater.

Posted by: That modeling agency on Instagram at January 31, 2019 08:01 PM (fK4Z3)

380 SHS is a very emphatic One.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

I get it ... I guess. Your spank bank is your spank bank.

But she's a Zero - a firm Zero - for me.

She's a Negative One. I can envision her bitching and complaining.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 08:02 PM (mOPWe)

381 "Age of Consent"
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2019 07:51 PM (ePWRo)


"Age of Consent" is a repressive social construct.

Posted by: Miklos, aimong for LOTS of Hollywood moneys at January 31, 2019 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

382 Posted by: That modeling agency on Instagram at January 31, 2019 08:01 PM (fK4Z3)

Fucking New Jack got to boink her.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 08:02 PM (IYHxL)

383 Another funny FB meme, this one on PDT.

https://tinyurl.com/ybafoxjz

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2019 08:03 PM (miE9U)

384 http://bit.ly/2MJLRF5

NSFW

When in Rome....

Posted by: Miklosius Maximus Fapperius at January 31, 2019 08:03 PM (zCyNd)

385 361 347
But I get this Helen Mirren thing about like I get the Sarah Huckabee Sanders thing.
Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 07:55 PM (mOPWe)

SHS is a very emphatic One.
Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

You just know Jim Acosta faps to thoughts of Sarah, in leather, with a whip.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 08:03 PM (VaN/j)

386 Dustin Rhodes'? Was it "Woman?"

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2019 08:04 PM (PUmDY)

387 You just know Jim Acosta faps to thoughts of Sarah, in leather, with a whip.



Yes ... ha .. err ... quite.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2019 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

388 nood

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 31, 2019 08:04 PM (0NAbP)

389 Backstreet is my all time favorite movie.

Really.. I don't think I've seen that one. I'll Cry Tomorrow, Snows of Kilimanjaro, I Want to Live are a few I remember.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2019 08:04 PM (dUJdY)

390 Whew! Finger tattoo "fixed"!

Posted by: Donut Licker at January 31, 2019 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

391 Anybody watched these DUST short movies on YT?
https://tinyurl.com/y734vh3w
Kind of like the first season of Black Mirror.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 31, 2019 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

392 Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 07:59 PM (IYHxL)
Hell No - that nic is a former moron now permanently banned yet not announced.
I am Gold Dust.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 08:05 PM (mOPWe)

393 Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 08:05 PM (mOPWe)

Good to see you then Bizarre One.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 08:06 PM (IYHxL)

394 385
You just know Jim Acosta faps to thoughts of Sarah, in leather, with a whip.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2019 08:03 PM (VaN/j)

Don't go giving me ideas.

Posted by: rickl at January 31, 2019 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

395 Another funny FB meme, this one on PDT.


Heh, steve.

I suspect Trump knows where RBG is, probably has her ECG (if any) on Jared's Apple Watch.

Posted by: Miklosius in ex-Celtis at January 31, 2019 08:07 PM (zCyNd)

396 http://bit.ly/2MJLRF5

NSFW

When in Rome....
Posted by: Miklosius Maximus Fapperius at January 31, 2019 08:03 PM (zCyNd)


Blimey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2019 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

397 Grrr ... I am Bizarre. In my own way. Good to see you Half. Missed ya'.

Posted by: GoldDust at January 31, 2019 08:08 PM (mOPWe)

398 Ditto my dude, ditto.
See ya in the next thread.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at January 31, 2019 08:10 PM (IYHxL)

399 I love you man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=19&v=FeX8W7GgTdE

Posted by: Saxon at January 31, 2019 08:11 PM (m4SQf)

400 Kaboom! And I don't mean the cereal.

Posted by: Dion at January 31, 2019 08:13 PM (joP9E)

401 While sitting here on a motionless train, my seatmate (who looks remarkably like Jonah Goldberg) read this essay over my shoulder. He exclaimed That thing is fucking brilliant and I wish I wrote it!

In our new sharing the fridge world I responded You can Jonah, its all yours!. So I am pretty confident we will be reading this Ace produced piece of brilliance shortly in the LA Times, hot off Jonahs word processor. And I had a part in making it all happen!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mobile at January 31, 2019 08:13 PM (JaLUs)

402 Since we are trotting out old timey ladies of beauty. I have posted this one before, but it gets me every time. Other pictures of this lady are not as good. It's that look. They always get me with the look.

Joi Lansing
https://tinyurl.com/yacdo79m

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 31, 2019 08:13 PM (DwZvw)

403
That's one hell of a subtweet!

Posted by: ArthurK at January 31, 2019 08:15 PM (koV/4)

404 "Tears in rain" was all Rutger Hauer, as was much of that monologue. Quite good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I thought so, too - the whole production was certainly not the "Yanni of Sci Fi" - I always thought that anything sci fi with Mathew McConaughey in it was more like the Pan Flute type Sci-fi though...

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2019 08:16 PM (32YRo)

405 Susan Hayward, Gloria Grahame, Audrey Totter, Ida Lupino; Katy Jurado in High Noon, set the negative on fire in the camera, wasted the take.

Posted by: gp at January 31, 2019 08:22 PM (mk9aG)

406 "Fragrant Adultery" am I in the gardening thread?


No officer I did not put my peony in her gladiola.

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2019 08:25 PM (5IHGB)

407 Late to this thread but....I LOVE it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 31, 2019 08:38 PM (xJa6I)

408 Grab'em ALL by the putang

Posted by: Master Baiter at January 31, 2019 09:05 PM (8AUHd)

409 Appalachian Trail, Argentinian Tail. Same difference.

Posted by: Bryan at January 31, 2019 09:09 PM (IbTNn)

410 I remember way back, when Jonah was moving in with his girlfriend, he excused his action by stating(I paraphrase), "I'm not a Christian so sod off." National Review was far more Christian then. His writing, even then, contained a few Star Wars or super hero jokes, followed by some cute dog thing.

Posted by: Moondog at January 31, 2019 09:11 PM (APIEf)

411 I do hope.you get better. Your focus on Goldberg because he referenced you without explicit attribution is sad.

Posted by: Mike at January 31, 2019 09:27 PM (TMKVR)

412 This is an excellent piece, and Jonah is a much bigger mess than I've realized. Mark Sanford was nobody to go to the mat over. I probably would have voted for Colbert's sister rather than him. He did something far worse than Trump and several of the other lotharios mentioned here. He deserted his post. As it is so well put by Ace here "He was in fucking Argentina, having deserted his post to get some strange." and NOBODY knew he was out of the fucking country. He should have been removed from the governorship and judged unworthy of any other public office. Clinton was fairly derelict too, but the remedy for that was tried, and failed.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 31, 2019 09:31 PM (JYfjs)

413 Couch: Yeah you're always soliciting my opinion. But where do you toss those soiled tissues when you're done? Don't you see that wastebasket over there? Use it!

Posted by: pincorrect at January 31, 2019 09:50 PM (3LmBI)

414 Solution: neither one.
Reject both, get new slate.

Posted by: Mathman at February 01, 2019 07:19 AM (cisIT)

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