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Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/21/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"It doesn’t matter what the problem is, the solution is always for us to give the government more money and power, while we eat less meat." Glenn Reynolds
H/T Maetenloch


Quote II


Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand flat-out lied. As the New York Democrat’s 2018 re-election campaign neared its end, she bluntly denied she would run for president and pledged to serve her full term. It was unnecessary and unfortunate,The Buffalo News


Quote III

Europe was never a full partner in its own defense. The very question—Will Europe ever fully partner with the U.S., or will the European Union and NATO continue to downplay the necessity of military readiness?—is no longer meaningful as posed, because the political energies of Europe’s elites are absorbed as they try to fend off attacks on their legitimacy by broad sectors of their population.Angelo M. Codevilla


Quote IV

"Physical risks have only recently manifested themselves. This is a fairly new development. If you are not already considering extreme weather and other climatic events as one of many risk factors affecting business today, you are not doing your job." Prof. Bruce Usher, Columbia University

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NSFW: Paul Joseph Watson and the Covington KY brouhaha

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Alarming news from the state of Wyoming. Cats are being diagnosed with bubonic plague. H/T Hank Curmudgeon

For the third time in recent months, a cat has tested positive for bubonic plague in Wyoming, the state's Department of Health reports. No human cases have been identified, but health officials warn the disease can be passed to people from infected animals.


The most recent case involved a cat in the small town of Kaycee. Officials said the animal was known to wander outdoors. The disease was confirmed by the Wyoming State Veterinary Laboratory in Laramie.


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There is plenty of blame to go around between the vape manufacturers and retail outlets that sell to minors. But, vaping is better than smoking so leave it to the FDA to consider banning E-cigarettes.

E-cigarettes and vaping products face an "existential threat" in the US if their use among young people continues to rise, the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has warned.

Scott Gottlieb spoke on Friday at a public hearing in Maryland focused on eliminating the use of "electronic cigarette and other tobacco product use" among American youth, at a time when the agency has threatened stores selling e-cigarettes to minors and seized thousands of documents from Juul Labs, the maker of a popular vaporising product, during a surprise inspection of the company's corporate headquarters.


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How did this project even look good on paper?


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Unicorns aren't real. Unicorn armpit hair is.

Look, ladies, if you want to grow your armpit hair out, that's your prerogative. On the flip side, though, it's my prerogative to find your armpit hair unattractive and unappealing. That doesn't mean that I should ridicule you or point out how unattractive your hairy, sweaty pits are. However, when you start decorating your armpit hair as a way to make an ideological point, all bets are off. In that instance, I'm quite comfortable publicly pointing out how absurd, silly, and dangerously rebellious you look.


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This gal either needs to get laid or get another cat.

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When they start eating a complete vegetable based menu raised without the use of any power equipment, I might start paying attention. Until then keep your micromanaging pie hole shut.

Paris (AFP) - The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet, according to a landmark study published Thursday.

The key to both goals is a dramatic shift in the global diet -- roughly half as much sugar and red meat, and twice as many vegetables, fruits and nuts, a consortium of three dozen researchers concluded in The Lancet, a medical journal.

"We are in a catastrophic situation," co-author Tim Lang, a professor at the University of London and policy lead for the EAT-Lancet Commission that compiled the 50-page study, told AFP.

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One would think that a Congress Critter would know what the 1st Amendment says and means. One would think.

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be poisoning young minds.


In all sincerity Congressman Yarmuth, go f*ck yourself.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


January 21, 1938, Born on this day, DJ Wolfman Jack. Master of ceremonies for the rock 'n' roll generation of the '60s on radio, and later on television during the '70s. Died of a heart attack 1 July 1995. via thisdayinmusic.com


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January 21, 1942, Born on this day, Mac Davis, singer, songwriter. (1972 US No.1 single 'Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me', No.29 in the UK. Wrote 'In The Ghetto' and 'Don't Cry Daddy' for Elvis Presley). via thisdayinmusic.com

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An interesting look at the 'War on Drugs' and tonight's Genius Award Winner.

Charleston, WV — To those who frequent the Free Thought Project, you will know that positions of power often attract unscrupulous individuals, who seek out this power to give themselves an advantage that doesn’t come with being an average Joe. We see this from cops to politicians to priests who seek out these positions to prey on the weak or exploit their power for personal gain. One case out of West Virginia highlights this tendency of power corrupting quite well as a meth addict sought out the job of sheriff, won it, and was arrested on the second day on the job.

In 2017, the newly elected sheriff of Roane County, Bo Williams was arrested and charged with grand larceny. Williams was caught stealing methamphetamine from the evidence room for his personal consumption.


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Chick-fil-A that rotten Christian, capitalistic company is at again. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A Chick-fil-A in Mobile, Alabama, opened its doors on a Sunday to help a special little boy celebrate his birthday.

Elijah Sprague, who has autism, wanted to celebrate his 14th birthday at his favorite restaurant and fulfill his dream of working the drive-thru.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:02 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 09:58 PM (/Z/Su)

2 2 in a row

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 09:59 PM (/Z/Su)

3 Tonight on Political Theater:
Three Strikes
A comedy in three acts.

Strike 1: The Troll King

Hag: So, we're passing funding.

Troll King: Hey, Nancy, how about money for the wall?

Hag: No way, h8r.

Troll King: Okay, no funding.

Hag: Government shutdown theater?

Troll King: Let's do it.

Hag: Well, we can't afford a safe place for your little speech.

Media chorus: What a burn! Go, Hag!

Hag: Now we'll all just flounce off to Belgium and Egypt and...

Troll King: No you won't.

* picture of luggage cart at Nan's office *

Hag: *locks herself in her office*

Troll King: *Big and thumbs-up *

Media chorus: Ow! We need a distraction, pronto!

Buzzfeed: Hey, I've got one!
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Strike 2: The Buzz Kill

Buzzfeed: Trump told Cohen to lie under oath.

Media chorus: Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!

Muelly the Dick: Uh, that's BS.

Media chorus: Impea... um... wait, whut? *hides party hats, starts looking around for next pile of poo to fling *

Native nutcase to the rescue: *enters, drumming*
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Strike 3: Just Like Wounded Knee

Chief Nutcase: Wah! Those boys were mean!

Media: It's hatey hater Trump's fault!
Dems: It's racisty racist Trump's fault!
The kids' school: Bad boys bad!
The NPC universe: Orange Man Bad!

The Web: Wait, look! That guy's a provacateur, a liar, and a nutcase. And those boys were great.

Media, Dems, cucks, NPCs, etc: rage! rant! *looking around for next sure-fire Trump-is-finished thing to fling at the wall.*
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Coming soon: Repeats for six more years.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so they say at January 21, 2019 09:59 PM (az/3o)

4 st

Posted by: Ostar at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (4QZI0)

5 Thanks for the ONT. Who is the pool playing lady? She seems familiar.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (gwIiX)

6 [OBJECTS IN THIS COMMENT ARE CLOSER THSN THEY APPEAR]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (UGqF8)

7 Top 30.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (mb7zb)

8 Leah Remini?!?

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (XROPS)

9 Looks like Leah Remini shooting snooker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:01 PM (UGqF8)

10 Gillifatass isn't going anywhere near the White House except in a delegation.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)

11 Hey everybody.

LASue, I was about to ask the same thing.
Guess MisHum has the hotz. ;-)
That's okay, I think she's easy on the eyes too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (miE9U)

12 Give that girl some Nicorette. Stat. Her lungs will thank her for it.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (/Z/Su)

13 8 Leah Remini?!?
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (XROPS)

That is who I was thinking. Pretty lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (gwIiX)

14 Paris (AFP) - The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet, according to a landmark study published Thursday.

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Oh. Paul Ehrlich is back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (UGqF8)

15 Billiards Gal looks like she has ... skills

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (1UZdv)

16 re the WV story: meth users really like their meth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (ykYG2)

17 America the greatest Country in the World. Just think what we could do if .the fuckin pain in the assses on the left just got the fuck out of the way.

Lead, Follow, or get the fuck out of the way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (Y+V3r)

18 Leah Remini?!?

Yes, please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (6qErC)

19 MisHum sure has a knack for photos.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (K22Va)

20 PDT has weighed in on the Covington debacle on Twitter. Coming down on the side of the boys.

Posted by: Jmel at January 21, 2019 10:04 PM (tIZXF)

21 I like the top picture, MisHum. Pure Americana.

You always bring it!

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 10:04 PM (/Z/Su)

22 Gillibrand disproves the Peter Principle. As a US Senator, she's at least 10 levels above her competence level.

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 10:04 PM (AMIL/)

23 19 MisHum sure has a knack for photos.
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (K22Va)

You should see the nekid ones

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:04 PM (Y+V3r)

24 5; looks like that scientology babe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (KP5rU)

25 Evening everyone!

So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (2PXwn)

26 12 Give that girl some Nicorette. Stat. Her lungs will thank her for it.
Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (/Z/Su)

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And give up watching those ashes fall into her cleavage?

NO WAY, MAN!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (UGqF8)

27 nekkid?

nekid?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (gwIiX)

28 Give that girl some Nicorette. Stat. Her lungs will thank her for it.
Posted by: ALH


Her future husband too, assuming he wants their kids to have a mom after they're 10.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (ykYG2)

29 I thought Leah Remini as well.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (8g9zh)

30 If someone were to try and create the all-time most popular picture ever for the Horde, it would probably be:

- a pair of red, white and blue boobs shooting an AR-15 while eating an entire side of bacon.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (miE9U)

31 The key to both goals is a dramatic shift in the global diet -- roughly half as much sugar and red meat, and twice as many vegetables, fruits and nuts, a consortium of three dozen researchers concluded in The Lancet, a medical journal.

That reminds me, I have 3 ribeyes in the freezer. I need to thaw one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

32 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:00 PM (gwIiX)

I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (+2g/n)

33 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM

She's pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (ju9gW)

34 In my bar days, I knew a girl who would wear tops like that when she bent down for a shot. She played a lot.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (K22Va)

35 I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (+2g/n)

Huh? You were saying? I was staring at boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (gwIiX)

36
12 Give that girl some Nicorette. Stat. Her lungs will thank her for it.
Posted by: ALH at

And bend over a little more to.line that shot up right

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (25Dt7)

37 I thought Leah Remini as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (8g9zh)


When you saw the picture, or just out of nowhere every so often?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

38 Oh the times. Oh the morals ...

Posted by: Adriane the Windy Days and Mondays Critic ... at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (LPnfS)

39 Sexy ex Scientologist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (pUDQf)

40 33 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM

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Still won't get on the cart. She's being a big baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (UGqF8)

41 I hope Gillibrand hangs in for comic relief.

Her stump speech is that she's a mother of young children. That's all she's got. She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (1UZdv)

42 33 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM

She's pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (ju9gW)

Mostly dead. And Miracle Max is on vacation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (gwIiX)

43 > The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet, according to a landmark study published Thursday.

According to me, Professor Tim Lang must blow me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (YLHN9)

44 Imma start shavin' my pits.

Don't want people sayin' I look like a chick or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (Ct55T)

45 15 Billiards Gal looks like she has ... skills
Posted by: Ignoramus

Bravo! Hence forth they shall be known as "Skills":

I admire your skills.
Nice skill set.
Good looking skills.
Show me your skills.
I bow to your skills.
You get it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)

46 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM

Not yet, not yet. CLEAR!

Posted by: Cardiologist at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (+2g/n)

47 I thought Leah Remini as well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (8g9zh)

When you saw the picture, or just out of nowhere every so often?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

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Embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (8g9zh)

48 33 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM

She's pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

The real reason Fancy Nancy doesn't want to have the SOTU

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (25Dt7)

49 Oh shit its Xenu embodied!

Posted by: Scientologists at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (cRkMZ)

50 33 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM

She's just nearly dead.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (/Z/Su)

51 She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.

go on . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

52 > I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (YLHN9)

53 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

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Are you asking about her soul or her body?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (cRkMZ)

54 Her stump speech is that she's a mother of young children. That's all she's got. She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (1UZdv)

So when all her kids hit 12 years old, we can impeach her dumb ass and kick her outta office.

Gotcha.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (Ct55T)

55 re the WV story: meth users really like their meth."

I own some land in Roane County... named after Judge Spencer Roane, also namesake of the county seat...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (6qErC)

56 hiya (3rd attempt )

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (tlH4J)

57 I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.

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Hey now, Reggie never complains.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (cRkMZ)

58 So when RGB is muerte, who are the two justices that have to control her arms? This Weekend at Ruth's takes some effort.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (pUDQf)

59 Burton Cummings' singing voice was all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (jGvbj)

60
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:08 PM (YLHN9)

Hey, not judging, just... Pointing it out.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (+2g/n)

61 41 I hope Gillibrand hangs in for comic relief.

Her stump speech is that she's a mother of young children. That's all she's got. She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (1UZdv)

I want to see a cat fight between her and CamelToe Harris. Fighting over who fucked the best to get where they are today.

Bill Clinton will probably drool to be the ref.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

62 > Bravo! Hence forth they shall be known as "Skills":

I've seen them called "special effects" with respect to movies.

"I really liked that Denise Richards movie. The special effects were great. Especially her right special effect and her left special effect."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (YLHN9)

63 So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (2PXwn)


Here's the latest. I kid you not.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Make Cameo Appearance in 'Lego Movie 2'

Unknown what this means about her being alive or dead (as of this micro-second).

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (AMIL/)

64 E-cigarettes and vaping products face an "existential threat" in the US if their use among young people continues to rise, the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has warned.


Big Tobacco must be making very large donations to Scott Gottlieb.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (yQpMk)

65 When comes the RIF?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (yQpMk)

66 56 hiya (3rd attempt )
Posted by: JT

It's a charm!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (LOq4H)

67 58 So when RGB is muerte, who are the two justices that have to control her arms? This Weekend at Ruth's takes some effort.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (pUDQf)

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When she sits down at the piano, get ready for fireworks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (UGqF8)

68 Ya that is Leah Rimini, meow.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (AU8g4)

69 Hey now, Reggie never complains.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (cRkMZ)

Your breath probably smells like asshole and circus-peanuts, you fucking freak.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (Ct55T)

70 PDT has weighed in on the Covington debacle on Twitter. Coming down on the side of the boys.
Posted by: Jmel

Invite's the whole school to the WH.

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (25Dt7)

71 Are you asking about her soul or her body?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (cRkMZ)


Her body, obviously. Everyone knows she doesn't have a soul.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)

72 -
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Leah Remini. She can queen my king, or something. Yowsa.

Posted by: irright at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (RVcmP)

73 I read a quote once where Kevin James describing Leah Remini as a woman with super model looks and a Teamster's mouth.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (WNAuL)

74 Notice the right handed smoker hangs the butt from the left side of her mouth. Shootin eye is clear.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (K22Va)

75 Very nice top picture, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

The last picture makes me glad I'm married.

Leah Remini would fold, spindle and mutilate your heart, and that's just the first evening. She has high maintenance written all over her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

76
remember the PIPPI LONGSTOCKING movies?

Well, the SCTV parody is hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLq_DAeex4

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (HGVmj)

77 I recall VICTORY cleavage was pretty popular

Posted by: lurking grandma at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (sujqA)

78 Leah Remini is a goddess.
Her weekly kick to Scientology's groin is don't-miss-TV.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (LL1Be)

79 Looks like Leah Remini to me as well.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (XoAz8)

80 The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet"

Ok... millions of insects and plowed land?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (6qErC)

81 "I really liked that Denise Richards movie. The special effects were great. Especially her right special effect and her left special effect."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:10 PM (YLHN9)

Lady friend likes the Thor movies. I used to kid her that they starred her two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Pecs and Chris Hemsworth's Abs.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (+2g/n)

82 You know, back when I smoked, I never let the cigarette just hang in the mouth. Not my thing, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (gwIiX)

83 Leah Remini as a woman with super model looks and a Teamster's mouth.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM

So... the perfect woman?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (ju9gW)

84 >>>whats the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Roberts took her to Miracle Max, is waiting for the chocolate coating on the pill to harden. Kagan and Wise Latina are out hunting for a wheelbarrow and holocaust cloak.

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (TnaCl)

85 > So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?

Near as I can see from a quick search, the media is totally silent. Totally.

(other than piling on Fox for running an obit pic earlier today).

That doesn't sound like good news for Ruth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (YLHN9)

86 I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.
Posted by: Vanya
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No one is perfect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (/dN1M)

87 what happened to platypus aka the gumdrop gorilla ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

88 NSFW: Paul Joseph Watson and the Covington KY brouhaha


Three names. Serial killer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (fuK7c)

89 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

1-Thank you.
2-Me too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

90 78 Leah Remini is a goddess.
Her weekly kick to Scientology's groin is don't-miss-TV.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (LL1Be)


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Me and Tommy Boy don't care for it too much.

Posted by: David Miscavige at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (UGqF8)

91 Leah Remini would fold, spindle and mutilate your heart, and that's just the first evening. She has high maintenance written all over her.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

Oh, but what a weekend...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (gwIiX)

92 73 I read a quote once where Kevin James describing Leah Remini as a woman with super model looks and a Teamster's mouth.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (WNAuL

That's why we like her. True 'ette. She should post here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (pUDQf)

93 woman with super model looks and a Teamster's mouth"

You don't need to sell me twice...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (6qErC)

94 Leah was a Scientationist? Wonder if she knows Bill Nye?

Posted by: ro-man at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (RuIsu)

95 77 lurking grandma

Absolutely.

There may be a male on AoSHQ that does not have that jpg saved in a special place on the hard drive, but damn few.

AtC and BetteBoobsDestroy[sic] were very fetching.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

96 > The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet

I couldn't agree more. Megadeath famines don't just create themselves, you know.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (YLHN9)

97 Notice the right handed smoker hangs the butt from the left side of her mouth. Shootin eye is clear.
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (K22Va)

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Nah. Raise your right hand to your mouth, it most naturally goes to the left side of the mouth.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (8g9zh)

98 (other than piling on Fox for running an obit pic earlier today).

That doesn't sound like good news for Ruth.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:13 PM (YLHN9)

You know, not to be too much of a dick, but fuck her, the rotten bitch, and bad cess to her, i'm gonna say it anyway:

What if the actual TOD turns out to be a few minutes BEFORE Fox aired that stupid bump, so it turns out they were actually right all along?

huh? huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (Ct55T)

99 Leah Remini as a woman with super model looks and a Teamster's mouth.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM

So... the perfect woman?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:12 PM (ju9gW)



If her father owns a liquor store.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

100 86
I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.

If she's still there at closing time, you'd be lucky that's all you'll taste.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:15 PM (K22Va)

101 I found out the word for what Twain did in Connecticut Yankee !

"ISEKAI"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)

102 Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:15 PM (K22Va)

OK, please pass the paper towel. My drink just went flying.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

103 Regarding:
Quote IV
"Physical risks have only recently manifested themselves. This is a fairly new development. If you are not already considering extreme weather and other climatic events as one of many risk factors affecting business today, you are not doing your job." Prof. Bruce Usher, Columbia University
This article is complete garbage. There is no scientific content. Extreme weather is LESS frequent than it used to be. 2018 was one of the quietest years for tornados on record; there are fewer extreme hot days such as 90 or 100 than in the past and fewer heat waves as well (the 1930s and 1950s had many times more of both than the 2000s or 2010s). Drought is less than in the past. Forest fires consume much less area than in the past (from 1926 to 1950 the average was nearly 28 million acres/year, compared to 10 million acres/year from 2000 to 201. The fire in California was caused by faulty equipment and lack of collection of dead trees and shrubs, not by climate/weather.

How can the media like the Wall Street Journal justify running such articles with no fact checking at all????

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (tcZtm)

104 That pool playing girl is waiting for Doug to finish his route.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

105 Oh, but what a weekend... "

Or 5 minutes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (6qErC)

106 41 I hope Gillibrand hangs in for comic relief.

Her stump speech is that she's a mother of young children. That's all she's got. She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (1UZdv)


Why do people take great pride in physiological events? She spread her legs, nine months later, voila! While that's great, it isn't as though she cured cancer or invented quantum mechanics. She had little/nothing to do with it, any more than someone eating a big tonight can take credit for a giant dump tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (KWIwS)

107 Trump will now be blamed for "politicizing" The Covington Riot.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (o1fzk)

108 > You know, not to be too much of a dick, but fuck her, the rotten bitch, and bad cess to her

She scored a few points with me when she actually defended Kavanaugh from the lynch mob. And Scalia liked her, so there's that.

I don't want her dead. Just off the Court.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:17 PM (YLHN9)

109 Louis Farrakhan hates Leah's guts for exposing the Scientology/NOI connection.

He called her "Leah Rimin min whatever".
She popped back at him on her show. " Hey Louie. It's L-E-A-H R-E-M-I-N-I. REMINI." " Remember it."
Woman is gutsy as hell. If you haven't seen her show , you really should treat yourself.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 21, 2019 10:17 PM (LL1Be)

110 If someone were to try and create the all-time most popular picture ever for the Horde, it would probably be:
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2019 10:05 PM (miE9U)


"Popular picture", or "picture that sums up"?
Here's my nomination for the ONT.
https://stoatnet.org/ont.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

111 Hey look, it's Grace Nakamura...err, Leah Rimini....before Lord Xenu had his way with her.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 21, 2019 10:17 PM (icI8A)

112 Well all packed

Back down to VA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (Y+V3r)

113 How someone can pile so much cringe, so damn high into one thread as MissHumm is painfully incredible.

Posted by: Face Palm at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (zZd5s)

114
I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.


This is the new "pointy elbows."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (HGVmj)

115 Bubonic plague is just another of the benefits from the rich tapestry of the world's infectious and deadly diseases! What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (f3oO4)

116 96 > The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet

I couldn't agree more. Megadeath famines don't just create themselves, you know.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM (YLHN9)


Ethiopia - showing the way!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (KWIwS)

117 Posted by: Face Palm at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (zZd5s)



ESL?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

118 honestly I put more stock in the Sotomayor / Gorsuch alliance for civil liberties.

but I don't know how far I can trust Sotomayor if a case goes to the Supremes involving 'hate'. Spoiler: this site is 'hate'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (ykYG2)

119 >>>Trump will now be blamed for "politicizing" The Covington Riot.

The Detroit police acted stupidly...
Trayvon could be my son...
Trump learned from the master...me!

Posted by: Obama at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (TnaCl)

120 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (Y+V3r)

121 https://www.jeopardy.com/contestant-zone

Man, that sure is a handsome guy who's going to be participating on the 25th....

Oh and there's also my goofy lookin' ass.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (icI8A)

122 Megadeath famines don't just create themselves, you know.

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko "

Tell me about it

/Mao

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (6qErC)

123 117 Posted by: Face Palm at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (zZd5s)



ESL?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

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Don't mock him. He may be a Revered Tribal Elder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (UGqF8)

124 I have been hearing "We are in a catastrophic situation" from these leftists my entire life. starting all the way back at Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (EZebt)

125 She scored a few points with me when she actually defended Kavanaugh from the lynch mob. And Scalia liked her, so there's that.

I don't want her dead. Just off the Court.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:17 PM (YLHN9)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (KWIwS)

126 Her stump speech is that she's a mother of young children. That's all she's got. She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (1UZdv)

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As we have seen, this qualifies her to be Press Secretary, not President.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (ffYR/)

127 116 96 > The way humanity produces and eats food must radically change to avoid millions of deaths and "catastrophic" damage to the planet


So...Soylent Green coming soon to our grocery stores?

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (AMIL/)

128 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (Y+V3r)


In private practice, or a HM?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

129 I wonder how much of her King of Queens money Scientology got. I bet a pretty big cut.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

130 Thx for the ONT, Misanthro. Quality as usual.

Also, thanks for letting us vent a tad more.

We're probably into double overtime in regards to the DC protesticle disaster, but I don't think this is over in the slightest.

* at least I hope it isn't because, still steamed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (ZejZP)

131 Remini? Gee, I don't know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (4bd7D)

132 A question now answered about Steve Miller.

At 1:30 in the Guess Who video, Wolfman Jack mentions the *pompatus of love*. Where the Wolfman got that from....?

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (RfzVr)

133 Oh and there's also my goofy lookin' ass.


That's not narrowing this down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

134 the megadeth Ethiopian famine was induced by Mengistu. It was Red Terror, straight-up Stalin. Mengistu wanted the rival tribes dead.

Ethiopia could and does support a large population, and can and does support a civilisation spanning over a thousand years. There's no excuse for a famine in that country.

Excepting a commie murdering bastard running the place. Like Mengistu.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

135 120 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (Y+V3r)

Future ex-Mrs. NG?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (gwIiX)

136 107 Trump will now be blamed for "politicizing" The Covington Riot.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (o1fzk)


You mean the "Covington Massacre," or persecuting the "Covington Five," "Mother Covington," or whatever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (KWIwS)

137 OK, please pass the paper towel. My drink just went flying.

Mark me down for one. Can I have a tab please?

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (K22Va)

138 Leah is hawt, and striking incredible blows against the cults. God bless her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (EZebt)

139 Remini? Gee, I don't know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.

http://tinyurl.com/y7znx7os

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (4bd7D)

140 Megadeath famines don't just create themselves, you know. 

Posted by: Trofim Lysenko at January 21, 2019 10:14 PM

Yeah. It happened because they re-recorded all of their albums! What were they thinking?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (ju9gW)

141 orthodox gal "

Buddhist?
Mayan?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (6qErC)

142 32 I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:06 PM (+2g/n)

Junk has a sense of taste? Who knew?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (7KYil)

143 We're probably into double overtime in regards to the DC protesticle disaster, but I don't think this is over in the slightest.

* at least I hope it isn't because, still steamed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (ZejZP)

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This seems to have crossed a line with a lot of people. Kristol and the Cucks have moved to the other side of the line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (UGqF8)

144 115 Bubonic plague is just another of the benefits from the rich tapestry of the world's infectious and deadly diseases! What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

Sell Wyoming as a "back to nature" trip for all leftists...nah, scratch that, I love Wyoming.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (LOq4H)

145 Thank'ee kindly, MisHum, for another quality variegated ONT!

And congratulations, ALH, on scoring another Primus Noctus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

146

Nathan Phillips is a fake.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (S/hVx)

147 Tell me about it

/Mao
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (6qErC)

I know, right?

Posted by: Smoking Joe Stalin at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (gwIiX)

148 113

Posted by: Face Palm at January 21, 2019 10:18 PM (zZ


You aren't a paid subscriber. The platinum subscription gives you the hidden non-cringe content. Send Ace 250 bucks and you'll get a pass code.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (pUDQf)

149 Hamzah??

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (o1fzk)

150 At 1:30 in the Guess Who video, Wolfman Jack mentions the *pompatus of love*. Where the Wolfman got that from....?


Huh. That is a find!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (fuK7c)

151 129 I wonder how much of her King of Queens money Scientology got. I bet a pretty big cut.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)


You have to be truly retarded to have any time whatsoever for either homeopathy or Scientology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (KWIwS)

152
@realDonaldTrump
Looking like Nick Sandman & Covington Catholic students were treated unfairly with early judgements proving out to be false - smeared by media. Not good, but making big comeback! "New footage shows that media was wrong about teen's encounter with Native American"
@TuckerCarlson

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 21, 2019 10:23 PM (BJlbN)

153 Junk has a sense of taste? Who knew?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (7KYil)

Okay... What?

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:23 PM (7PLM4)

154 Future ex-Mrs. NG?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (gwIiX)

Well maybe but I have to ask my wife permission first lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:23 PM (Y+V3r)

155 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist
------------

Show her your Moshe Dayan tattoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:23 PM (4bd7D)

156 Junk has a sense of taste? Who knew?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 10:21 PM (7KYil)

And there's Bebe's with a smoking fastball just over the outside of the plate!*

*Dear Lord, I do love this place so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:23 PM (gwIiX)

157
Fake News will say President Trump "inserted" himself into another controversy to "distract" from RussiaFailingeconomyStormydanielsTradewarShutdown.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (HGVmj)

158 Is it true that Jonah 'Cuckshire' Goldberg prefers to share his wife with a Tribe of Mongolian Yak herders or is he more in favor of the Zimbabwe youth team of appendage overage...Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (yhf6w)

159 Billiards Gal looks like she has ... skills
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:03 PM (1UZdv)
----
In my part of jersey we would say nice rack.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (WQZ1O)

160 I wonder how much of her King of Queens money Scientology got. I bet a pretty big cut.
Probably most of it. She shamefully but honestly recounts her gullibility on almost every episode.
Based on the last episode "The Collection Agency" , the strongarm tactics to donate went on day and night . Whole families being told that they had to give in order to save mankind.
There are currently battalions of cold callers and door knockers harassing the Scientology members constantly for more money under threat of excommunication and separation from family.
And our US Government considers Scientology "tax-exempt".

Posted by: mikeyG at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (LL1Be)

161 Yea, that Alex Cranz chick is never going to get laid, unless by laid you mean run over by a cement truck.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (+hchb)

162 Junk may not have a sense of taste but it sure can think for itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

163 "Okay... What?

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:23 PM (7PLM4) "

I believe the lil' lady is trying to say that you'd be kissin' Leah with your member, which doesn't have taste buds on it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (icI8A)

164 Remini says she paid millions to Scientology. Its shocking how many second and even third generation scientologists there are. Her show and book are really interesting

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (XROPS)

165 re @realDonaldTrump

'We cannot spare this man. He fights.'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

166 I think Trump also invited Nick to the WH on Twitter. He is forcing the progs to cover the issue. Good.

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (TnaCl)

167 73 I read a quote once where Kevin James describing Leah Remini as a woman with super model looks and a Teamster's mouth.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:11 PM (WNAuL


Wait - Teamsters give blowjobs to producers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (KWIwS)

168

That PJW video is dead on target. Showing the "two-minute hate" clip was pure genius.

OTOH, that kid looks just exactly like NASCAR driver Joey Logano, whom I loathe ever since he wrecked Carl Edwards out of a championship a few years ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)

169 You have to be truly retarded to have any time whatsoever for either homeopathy or Scientology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Cults are amazingly seductive.

Bottles of water not so much.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (ZejZP)

170 starting all the way back at Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM


Save water. Shower with a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (DMUuz)

171 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (Y+V3r)
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So how do you do that? Does your want ad say "left-wing nut-jobs need not apply?"

.

Posted by: bluebell at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (U5tDi)

172 You think the Left would have learned with the Duke lacrosse team. They're all a bunch of Fritos.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (2DOZq)

173
So, what's the latest on RBG? Is she dead, freshly dead, or dead-dead?
Posted by: Dr. T


Waiting for the official report.

https://youtu.be/6cMsXBJ0Y98

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 10:25 PM (aKsyK)

174 That pool playing girl is waiting for Doug to finish his route.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (2DOZq)


One of the running jokes on The King Of Queens was that while Remini's character Carrie was a ruthless social/career climber, Doug had no ambition whatsoever beyond driving a delivery truck for the rest of his life.

I think we've all known someone like that, who would be happy just getting paid to run the french fry machine at McDonalds forever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

175 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PENIS HAS NO TASTE IN WOMEN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (yQpMk)

176 Her show and book are really interesting
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (XROPS)


Just remember to color inside the lines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (KWIwS)

177 120 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (Y+V3r)


Thats all fine and dandy but does she control the weather to any degree?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

178 Remini says she paid millions to Scientology.

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I'm sure being OT8 is really worth it. Tom Cruise claims to have supernatural powers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (UGqF8)

179 Thw Covington Six? The Covington MAGA Boys?"
The Kovington Katholic Klub?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (o1fzk)

180 Junk may not have a sense of taste but it sure can think for itself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----------

Yeah, but no conscience at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (KoKdw)

181 "Yea, that Alex Cranz chick is never going to get laid, unless by laid you mean run over by a cement truck.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (+hchb) "

There are few things that betray a life of true privilege more than being haunted, years later, by SMILES. I'm sure the child brides undergoing female genital mutilation totally empathize with the horror Mx Cranz goes through when she thinks of...those smirks...those terrible smiles...high capacity mouths with too many teeth...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (icI8A)

182 gotta admit Punisher's got a lot of toxic masculinity.
mmm so toxic

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (BJlbN)

183 I was told there would be cupping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:27 PM (yQpMk)

184 E-cigarettes and vaping products face an "existential threat" in the US if their use among young people continues to rise, the commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has warned.
Okay, put the word "existential" before the noun because....... "EEEK! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" because evil humans eat meat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2019 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

185 175 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PENIS HAS NO TASTE IN WOMEN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (yQpMk)

We're all God's children in the dark, Ben.

Posted by: Penis at January 21, 2019 10:27 PM (gwIiX)

186 Where the Wolfman got that from....? "


The Joker...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:28 PM (6qErC)

187 The Joker...



Maurice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

188 https://www.jeopardy.com/contestant-zone

Man, that sure is a handsome guy who's going to be participating on the 25th....

Oh and there's also my goofy lookin' ass.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (icI8A)

--------------------------

Good luck, man! We'll all be rootin' for ya!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:28 PM (8g9zh)

189 I'm sure being OT8 is really worth it. Tom Cruise claims to have supernatural powers.


He can grow from 5' 6" to 5' 10" by putting on a single pair of shoes...

Posted by: mikeyG at January 21, 2019 10:28 PM (LL1Be)

190 I believe the lil' lady is trying to say that you'd be kissin' Leah with your member, which doesn't have taste buds on it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:24 PM (icI8A)

I'd want to make out with a mouth like that, not stick my dick into it.

...While we were still in the pool hall, anyway.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:28 PM (7PLM4)

191 > I think we've all known someone like that, who would be happy just getting paid to run the french fry machine at McDonalds forever.

Hell, yes. When you do that you get a free order of fries with every shift, my friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (YLHN9)

192 Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)

193 183 I was told there would be cupping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:27 PM (yQpMk


This place is full of toxic masculinity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (pUDQf)

194 https://www.jeopardy.com/contestant-zone

Just look at that dastardly weaponized smirk of mine. I can't show it to Mx Crantz or she'll develop Post Traumatic Smirk Disorder.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (icI8A)

195 I'm sure being OT8 is really worth it. Tom Cruise claims to have supernatural powers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:26 PM (UGqF


OK, let's see him grow to six feet tall.

Because right now, he'd be hard-pressed to dunk on Robert Reich.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (KWIwS)

196 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (JFzNN)

197 151 129 I wonder how much of her King of Queens money Scientology got. I bet a pretty big cut.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:20 PM (2DOZq)

You have to be truly retarded to have any time whatsoever for either homeopathy or Scientology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (KWIwS)

I think she was second generation so I give her a break. Just took her a little while to figure it out.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:30 PM (2DOZq)

198 Nice ONT MH but you mentioned billiards and I didn't see any billiards..

*runs off to bunk*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 21, 2019 10:30 PM (+ldAm)

199 -
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Fake News will say President Trump "inserted" himself into another controversy ...

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I hate myself, but oooh, say that again!

Posted by: a lefty named Controversy's shameful inner voice at January 21, 2019 10:30 PM (RVcmP)

200 192 Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955


Being a homeless con man is stressful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:30 PM (WNAuL)

201 192 Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)


Small pox blankets and a bottle of fire water

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

202 bebe's boobs destroy

I got the spelling of your name wrong above. I apologize. It was my fault.

Good to see you posting. I always like your take on events.

And yes, your jpg is carefully stored on my hard drive. Uh, for non-creepy research purposes. Moving right along ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

203 And I hate them for making my country so awful, and I really want them to pay in blood.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (ju9gW)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (Y+V3r)

204

"Popular picture", or "picture that sums up"?

Here's my nomination for the ONT.


Yep.
Needs Caterpillar filters, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)

205 Jellobrain just came out in favor of giving illegals driver's licenses, contrary to her previous position. Lots of evolving on issues, with this one.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (8YazN)

206 but you mentioned billiards and I didn't see any billiards...

Well, there are two balls...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (6qErC)

207 It just occurred to me...

as I was singing ♪ Haaaappy Martin Luther Kiiiing Day ♪ to the tune of I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy...

You know why the lefties- commies- democrat- media- globalist- elitist crowd actually hates Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.?

He said people should be judged upon the content of their character.

Posted by: mindful webworker - insights, revelations, 10¢ each at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (az/3o)

208 And yes, your jpg is carefully stored on my hard drive. Uh, for non-creepy research purposes.


We are all connoisseurs of chocolate pudding.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

209 I thought the jeapardy showing was on the 28th. Im so glad I saw this tonight. I would hate to miss it!

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (XROPS)

210 Leftists are misanthropes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (rnAwa)

211 He can grow from 5' 6" to 5' 10" by putting on a single pair of shoes...
Posted by: mikeyG at January 21, 2019 10:28 PM (LL1Be)


I laughed my ass off when on an MLB show the two ex-MLB players were being interviewed by that sawed-off turd Vasgersian, and one of them asked the cameraman to pull back.

Turns out Vasgersian was standing on a milk crate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (KWIwS)

212 Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955
Posted by: JoeF.
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A *lot* older indeed. Too much peyote?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (w54mS)

213 Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (ju9gW)

And that my friend will not be tolerated, go over to hot air.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

214 Hi everyone. I hope all of you have a great week, going forward. You are the greatest people I know.
I apologize for everything else. Damn, the things close in.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (l9m7l)

215 Jellobrain just came out in favor of giving illegals driver's licenses, contrary to her previous position. Lots of evolving on issues, with this one.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (8YazN)

I briefly had to think about who you were referring to. So many people could answer to that name.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (7PLM4)

216 Hahahahaha Kamala Toe's announcement got drowned out by fake news. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (FTPVM)

217 Leftists are misanthropes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (rnAwa)

-------

They don't hate everyone. Just the people outside of the tribe. Like you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (UGqF8)

218 Of course Chief Stirring Pot looks old, it's all those years as a Marine Recon Battle Assault Force Sniper Ranger. You try bein in the shit that long and not coming out looking like a dry macramed turd,

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (icI8A)

219 202 192 Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)

Small pox blankets and a bottle of fire water
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:30 PM (aA3+G)


I thought the VA included dental care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (KWIwS)

220 While it wasn't nearly the same league as other classic sitcoms, The King Of Queens did a few great episodes.

My all-time favorite is probably the one where Doug and Carrie are ridiculed by their CPA for not giving anything to charity, so they decide to donate to a local elementary school library.

Actual funny hijinks ensue...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (miE9U)

221 Biden has a strong shot at getting the D nomination.

He owns the Non-Commie Lane, has high name recognition and can raise money.

The Commie Lane is crowded, and may not settle on one candidate early enough. It overlaps with the Indignant Diversity Lane, which has the same issue.

What will Obama do?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (1UZdv)

222 so our guy is the smirker on the far right?

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (n13/j)

223
I hope Gillibrand hangs in for comic relief.



Her stump speech is that she's a mother of young children. That's
all she's got. She's the crazy suburban mom running for school board.Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:07 PM (1UZdv

====

And that's before she even gets off the starting blocks in the primary. The woman is such a lightweight it's laughable. She's spent the opening days of her campaign denouncing herself for her prior positions on the hottest topics of the moment, and being criticized by home-state newspapers for running at all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (13CQC)

224 Man, that sure is a handsome guy who's going to be participating on the 25th....

'Non-profit consultant'? I think I can reach non-profitability all by myself, thank you very much.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (elfAG)

225 Turns out Vasgersian was standing on a milk crate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (KWIwS)

Also, his name sounds like an over the counter yeast infection treatment.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (7PLM4)

226 210 I thought the jeapardy showing was on the 28th. Im so glad I saw this tonight. I would hate to miss it!
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:32 PM (XROPS)


Was the Jeopardy show tonight? Did I miss it?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

227 so our guy is the smirker on the far right?


The nonprofit consultant seems like a stretch for here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (yQpMk)

228
52 > I don't know, but her mouth will taste like Heineken and cigarettes


Do a shot of Rumple Minz with her. Then make out.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (Y7Tmy)

229 218 Of course Chief Stirring Pot looks old, it's all those years as a Marine Recon Battle Assault Force Sniper Ranger. You try bein in the shit that long and not coming out looking like a dry macramed turd,
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:33 PM (icI8A)

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Word. If it wasn't for the Jim Beam and the Botox I would have ended up a basket case.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (UGqF8)

230 And I hate them for making my country so awful, and I really want them to pay in blood.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (ju9gW)

I hear you. And just as they ramp up the othering and provocations, WA lining up "assault weapon" registrations and bans.

A reckoning is coming, I fear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (t6MX/)

231 210 Leftists are misanthropes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

MisHum, Doz ya wants me to rough him up a little?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (LOq4H)

232

Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955

NFW. 1955 B.C. maybe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (HaL55)

233 "Pussy, who taught you judo?"
- James Bond to Pussy Galore in "Goldfinger" just now on BBC America.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (8iiMU)

234 Hell, yes. When you do that you get a free order of fries with every shift, my friend.

One of my first jobs was at a burger joint. My whole family would wait up for the extra chicken I cooked, knowing I could take it home or throw it in the dumpster.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (K22Va)

235 What will Obama do?

Ol' Shit Midas...

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (elfAG)

236 As we all embark, together, on this herstoric journey, please remember that it's pronounced "Comma-la".

Thank you.

Posted by: Kamala! 2020! at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (DMUuz)

237 Keep telling yourself that they'll eat you last, MisHum. Maybe they will.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (ju9gW)

238 Have the stolen Valor guys vetted the wagon burner

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (25Dt7)

239 Indeed, Quint. That's my devious smirk of privilege, triggering all the triggerable.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (icI8A)

240 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (hECVl)

241 Also, his name sounds like an over the counter yeast infection treatment.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (7PLM4)


He aspires to that status.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (KWIwS)

242 Do a shot of Rumple Minz with her. Then make out."

Jaeger.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (6qErC)

243 No, leftists hate themselves and each other as well. They spoil the in-group and abuse the out-group, but its all hate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (rnAwa)

244 Rodrigo, good point. It's a scientifically proven fact that FREE fries taste objectively better than ordinary fries... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)

245 The nonprofit consultant seems like a stretch for here.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:34 PM (yQpMk)


*snort*

I thought the same thing

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (XROPS)

246 Vasgersian < Varangian

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

247 Guess Who and The Kinks. Most under appreciated bands. Burton Cummings and Ray Davies are the rat.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (RfzVr)

248 Indeed, Quint. That's my devious smirk of privilege, triggering all the triggerable.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (icI8A)
very triggerable. Will be watching on Fri.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 10:37 PM (n13/j)

249 The Dems running for President are just really running for campaign donations. It's a money making gig like studios making movies. The accounting practices are questionable.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:37 PM (2DOZq)

250 what happened to platypus aka the gumdrop gorilla ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

The Korean chick on the Chess Thread poked her in the eyes.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:37 PM (tlH4J)

251 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood


What's his name?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

252 Indeed, Quint. That's my devious smirk of privilege, triggering all the triggerable.



If you lose, pinch the dweeb's head off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

253 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Billiards.

Looks more like, mmmm, softballs.

topendsports.com/resources/equipment-ball-size.htm

Posted by: guy who was depicted badly in that Gillette commercial at January 21, 2019 10:38 PM (az/3o)

254 237 Keep telling yourself that they'll eat you last, MisHum. Maybe they will.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 10:35 PM (ju9gW)

Maybe they will. Maybe they won't.
But, in the meantime, this is Ace's House and there are a lot of us here that don't appreciate you or anyone else shitting on the carpet.

If you want to talk violence and the like, please go elsewhere

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

255 OT: the lovely Mrs Guevara and I just saw "They Shall Not Grow Old," including the bit afterward on how they made the movie.

I give five Guevaras in approval. A must-see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:38 PM (KWIwS)

256 Today's existential question from the Bike Portland blog:

Certainly the times demand a lot of us. How on earth can we manage everything - working, doing the laundry, spending time with loved ones - all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat climate change in a way that doesn't burn us out?

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

257 Break the media.

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (lE2SS)

258 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (hECVl)


Exhibit 212 to the defamation complaint
Keep it coming, assholes.

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (XROPS)

259 Vasgersian
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

In the red corner:
Norse axe-wielding berserker, high as a kite on mushrooms!

In the blue corner, standing on a milk crate:
...

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (7PLM4)

260 This article is complete garbage. There is no scientific content. Extreme weather is LESS frequent than it used to be. 2018 was one of the quietest years for tornados on record;

We finally got some actual winter weather in Michigan, temperatures below 20 degrees, and 5 inches of snow. The news media people are acting like it's the apocalypse. The news media is so worthless, I don't even turn the tv news on for the weather report. I go straight to a weather site to see what the temp. and precip. will be.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

261

Ol' Shit Midas...

I preferred to call him "Mierdas" for the same reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (HaL55)

262 https://www.jeopardy.com/contestant-zone

Just look at that dastardly weaponized smirk of mine. I can't show it to Mx Crantz or she'll develop Post Traumatic Smirk Disorder.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (icI8A)
******************
I'm impressed!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (hECVl)

263 And I hate them for making my country so awful, and I really want them to pay in blood.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


I expect the Left at this point to be the awful examples that they are. We've seen this coming for a few decades.

I don't want bloodshed. No learing becomes of that. No one learns a damned thing.

I would like, even in vain, for the Left to come to an understanding - That their chosen path leads to a very dark night. Even if it's a begrudging understanding; what they are baying for is not the stuff of good times.

The GOPe courtesans, on a slightly different hand, deserve to go bankrupt and silent. We're only here in the middle of a cold civil war because of those foppish, near-intellectual narcissists who shit on the base for affect and dane-geld.

NR needs to close and their boosters need to learn a cold, hard lesson in aiding the Left's malicious program.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (ZejZP)

264 LadyI, it airs the 25th. I posted a link to the "contestant preview" page they have on J's website, and my smirking mug is up there on the 25th.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (icI8A)

265 Has anyone got a status update on Uncle Palp? Any reports of nurses fleeing the Slavic One-Man Horde?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (u82oZ)

266 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2019 10:36 PM (hECVl)

The students should all video themselves punching each other, then demand BJs all around.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7PLM4)

267 Billiards?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (MkcN1)

268 202 Uh, for non-creepy research purposes. Moving right along ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

For the nights when the shower cams won't calibrate right?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7KYil)

269 all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat climate change in a way that doesn't burn us out?
Posted by: The ARC of History

That flame wouldn't light a cigarette.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (LOq4H)

270 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood

What's his name?
Posted by: boulder t


Should be a fun deposition.

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (XROPS)

271 Fight Club and Beejers? That is toxic masculinity.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (ykYG2)

272 Leah Remini: Jumping from one cult, Scientology, straight into another cult, Leftism.

The common denominator between the two is that Remini doesn't have to think.

It would seem ol' Leah has an addiction for cults. Or she's just really stupid. Okay, both.

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (Y8PSl)

273

Do a shot of Rumple Minz with her. Then make out."



Jaeger.


Green creme de menthe on the rocks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

274 Is Kirsten Gillibrand the east coast Patty Murray?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (aKsyK)

275 bebe's boobs destroy

If only!

I hope you are doing well, and have some stories to share with us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

276 Has anyone got a status update on Uncle Palp? Any reports of nurses fleeing the Slavic One-Man Horde?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (u82oZ)


He stopped in one of the threads downstairs for a bit a few hours ago. Sounded alive, which is always good. Still recovering. I'll see if I can find the thread.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

277 Thirst!

wind as F here in The Valley tonight, like totally...

the snag across the street is swaying around something fierce.

damn good thing it's not tall enough to reach our house, but it's plenty tall enough to crush cars in whatever direction it goes, if it goes, and will block the street fo' sho'

and G*d help anyone in an occupied vehicle if they get whacked. i've only been telling the City of Lost Angels about it for several years now, so my conscious is clear.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (pbYL9)

278 240 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood



IT'S A TRAP!!!

Do these genius's know that there is a lawsuit in the works??

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (WNAuL)

279 -
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SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood

What's his name?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:37 PM
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Actually I also offer that if you don't punch anyone, or if you don't do anything at all.

Posted by: Pete Davidson at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (RVcmP)

280 For the nights when the shower cams won't calibrate right?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7KYil

You have a shower cam??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (pUDQf)

281 Guess Who and The Kinks. Most under appreciated bands. Burton Cummings and Ray Davies are the rat.


I saw The Kinks at Eisenhower Auditorium in '78.


That's not a meme, that's a thing that happened.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (fuK7c)

282 My all-time favorite is probably the one where Doug and Carrie are ridiculed by their CPA ...
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The trip to the dentist...wait, is NGU still here?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (4bd7D)

283 Has anyone got a status update on Uncle Palp? Any reports of nurses fleeing the Slavic One-Man Horde?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (u82oZ)

===

He was commenting earlier tonight, still healing from his accident.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2019 10:43 PM (EZebt)

284 So I have a new hygienist. A right wing orthodox gal who is also a Zionist
------------

Show her your Moshe Dayan tattoo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Or wear an eyepatch.

Like Grammie !

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:43 PM (tlH4J)

285 What's his name?
Posted by: boulder t


Should be a fun deposition.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (XROPS)
*****************
Sarah Beattie

Posted by: redridinghood at January 21, 2019 10:43 PM (hECVl)

286 The students should all video themselves punching each other, then demand BJs all around.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7PLM4)

Yeah! Wait, was the SNL writer spoken of a gal?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:43 PM (gwIiX)

287 I saw The Kinks at Eisenhower Auditorium in '78.


That's not a meme, that's a thing that happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Pfft. I saw Eisenhower at Charlotte, '54.

Lawn, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (4bd7D)

288 264 LadyI, it airs the 25th. I posted a link to the "contestant preview" page they have on J's website, and my smirking mug is up there on the 25th.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (icI8A)


Thank you, Broseiden! Did you say you would be on the viewer's right?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

289 272 Leah Remini: Jumping from one cult, Scientology, straight into another cult, Leftism.

The common denominator between the two is that Remini doesn't have to think.

It would seem ol' Leah has an addiction for cults. Or she's just really stupid. Okay, both.

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (Y8PSl)

She did expose the alliance between Scientology and The Nation of Islam .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (2DOZq)

290 Yeah, they wouldn't let me put my real profession, "Posts Occasionally Funny Stuff at AoS HQ" so I had to put that Supply Chain Analyst bs.

I really should just be billed as a Staff Accountant.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (icI8A)

291 Palp just commented a few moments ago. In this thread.

The Slav is commenting from inside the ONT!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (gwIiX)

292 Well, there's that:

@Timcast

Vulture Writer Who Wished Death on Covington Students Fired From Job at INE Entertainment
twitter.com/Timcast/status/1087530468063498240

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (ZejZP)

293 I would like, even in vain, for the Left to come to an understanding -
That their chosen path leads to a very dark night. Even if it's a
begrudging understanding; what they are baying for is not the stuff of
good times.



I think they want the dark night. If they don't destroy their perceived enemies they can feed their persecution complex.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (0bu2O)

294

Billiards?

It's pronounced "billy yards."
/ Jed Clampett

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)

295 Well, there's that:


Lord love them, they just aren't very bright.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (yQpMk)

296 Thanks for the update, hogmartin & San Franpsycho.

This real life stuff getting in the way of AoS sorta sucks.

Getting stuff done << watching the fun at AoS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (u82oZ)

297 Today's existential question from the Bike Portland blog:

Certainly the times demand a lot of us. How on earth can we manage everything - working, doing the laundry, spending time with loved ones - all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat climate change in a way that doesn't burn us out?
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

That's the funniest thing I've read today.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (Rz2Nc)

298 He's got a few posts on this thread here. Search for his name or hash (fA1SL). Sounds like some of his treatment and therapy involves studying the works of renowned paranoid schizophrenic Francis E. Dec.

Ours is not to reason why.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379305

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

299 For the nights when the shower cams won't calibrate right?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 10:40 PM (7KYil

You have a shower cam??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:42 PM (pUDQf)

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I think Bob at NSA has been holding out on us!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (8g9zh)

300 LadyI - yup! If you go to the site I posted, you can get a sneak peek at me so there's no doubt who you're rooting for.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (icI8A)

301 SNL writer offering blowj*bs in exchange for someone punching a Covington Catholic student in the face.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's sexist, a women could throw a punch

Posted by: Jean at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (25Dt7)

302 I saw The Kinks at Asbury Park Convention Hall in 1979. Fantastic show.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (1UZdv)

303 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405385345089537

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405479196807168

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405582376677376

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405679772610560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405793731899392

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0Ntuf)

304 You have a shower cam??


Don't get excited, she doesn't share the password.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0bu2O)

305 weft cut-loop

1 down, 100 million to go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

306 What a nice looking guy! Well all be cheering for you!

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (XROPS)

307 I could have sworn I saw a palp comment. Maybe Scientologist boobs are going to my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (gwIiX)

308 Biden's chance at Trump was 2016. He'd have beaten him by keeping many of the old-line D's who switched to Trump in the Democrat tent.
It's too late for that now. I don't see them abandoning Trump. Also, the Commies will cry foul and stay home-- if he gets the nomination.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM (o1fzk)

309 I saw Eisenhower open for the Beachboys at the Normandy civic center in '44.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

310 Palp is not in this thread. In the last thread he said that he is influenced by excrutiating pain and opiates, which should lead to extreme Palp.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM (fuK7c)

311 It's pronounced "billy yards."
/ Jed Clampett

Just a ways from the seement pond.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM (K22Va)

312 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405891601731587

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087405997650558978

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087406102088769538

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087406202550710279

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087406308251369475

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM (0Ntuf)

313 304 You have a shower cam??


Don't get excited, she doesn't share the password.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0bu2O)


I suppose hoping it's 'bewbs' or 'elbows' is a stretch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

314 Yeah! Wait, was the SNL writer spoken of a gal?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:43 PM (gwIiX)

Irrelevant. The whole point is to publicly... Well, you know that clip of James Cagney from The Public Enemy? The one with the grapefruit? Like that.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (7PLM4)

315 Yeah, I should clarify, in "this thread here" I meant the one I linked to, not this actual current one.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (t+qrx)

316 California's largest utility was overwhelmed by rapid climatic changes as a prolonged drought dried out much of the state and decimated forests, dramatically increasing the risk of fire.

BS. We've known since the 1970's that California suffers from periodic extreme droughts (scientists looked at Giant Sequoia tree rings that provide an indication of precipitation in California for the last 2,500 years).

What's more, it turns out that California was settled by white people during an unusually wet period, and it was noted that there would be problems if the state cycled back to a more normal, drier precipitation pattern.

No matter what this guy and Obama may say, droughts are part of the California weather pattern, and have nothing to do with claimed "global warming".

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)

317 311 It's pronounced "billy yards."
/ Jed Clampett

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A nice billy yard head makes a great decoration for any billy yard room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (UGqF8)

318 304 You have a shower cam??


Don't get excited, she doesn't share the password.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0bu2O)


I suppose hoping it's 'bewbs' or 'elbows' is a stretch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

Swordfish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Y+V3r)

319 194 https://www.jeopardy.com/contestant-zone

Just look at that dastardly weaponized smirk of mine. I can't show it to Mx Crantz or she'll develop Post Traumatic Smirk Disorder.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:29 PM (icI8A)


I'm disappointed, I didn't expect you to look like a punctuation mark?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

320 No problem when liberals demand violence on a bunch of 15 year-olds, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (o1fzk)

321
It's pronounced "billy yards."
/ Jed Clampett
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Fancy eatin' table with the pot passers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (aKsyK)

322 I suppose hoping it's 'bewbs' or 'elbows' is a stretch.

Tried those, and b00bies, hooters, kn0ck3rs, none of 'em worked. She's smart. Very smart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (0bu2O)

323 AlaBAMA

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner who said the magic word "elbows".

Now we will have to guess as she resets the password.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (u82oZ)

324 Yeah, they wouldn't let me put my real profession, "Posts Occasionally Funny Stuff at AoS HQ" so I had to put that Supply Chain Analyst bs.

I really should just be billed as a Staff Accountant.
Posted by: Who is broseidon

Did you ask Trebek why he shaved his needledick mustache ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (tlH4J)

325 304 You have a shower cam??


Don't get excited, she doesn't share the password.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0bu2O)


I suppose hoping it's 'bewbs' or 'elbows' is a stretch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

Swordfish
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Y+V3r)

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Rosebud

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (8g9zh)

326 297 Today's existential question from the Bike Portland blog:

Certainly the times demand a lot of us. How on earth can we manage everything - working, doing the laundry, spending time with loved ones - all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat climate change in a way that doesn't burn us out?
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

That's the funniest thing I've read today.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 10:45 PM (Rz2Nc)


So ... I'm guessing I shouldn't have passengers throw open their door when we're passing cyclists?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (YqDXo)

327 "I'm disappointed, I didn't expect you to look like a punctuation mark?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G) "

That's just for my "?" and the Mysterians cover band.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (icI8A)

328 325 304 You have a shower cam??


Don't get excited, she doesn't share the password.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0bu2O)


I suppose hoping it's 'bewbs' or 'elbows' is a stretch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

Swordfish
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Y+V3r)

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Rosebud
Posted by: No One of Consequence



Password

Posted by: John Podesta at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (WNAuL)

329 Did you try Kaboom?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (pUDQf)

330 No ONT love for Murray The K, and submarine races?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (DMUuz)

331
"Can't be too careful. Better see to it that all Catholic boys are rejected by universities and colleges." - the Left

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (LsBY9)

332 321
It's pronounced "billy yards."
/ Jed Clampett
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Fancy eatin' table with the pot passers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (aKsyK)

Reminded me of granny marking up the hippo for butchering.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (2DOZq)

333 "Did you ask Trebek why he shaved his needledick mustache ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (tlH4J) "

Someone from the audience did. He had a beard to begin the season but his wife didn't like it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (icI8A)

334 Maybe she is being sly and it's 'CakeGirlisFlat'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:52 PM (gwIiX)

335 You are adorable, Broseidan!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

336 Leah Remini: Jumping from one cult, Scientology, straight into another cult, Leftism.

Ah, Leah...

Posted by: Donnie Iris at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (TQyCa)

337 325 304 You have a shower cam??


Don't get excited, she doesn't share the password.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:46 PM (0bu2O)


I suppose hoping it's 'bewbs' or 'elbows' is a stretch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

Swordfish
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (Y+V3r)

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Rosebud
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (8g9zh)

Little Women

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

338 No matter what this guy and Obama may say, droughts are part of the California weather pattern, and have nothing to do with claimed "global warming".

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)


Don't go confusing the issue with facts.

Such as the fact that California had a similar drought in the mid-70s.

It's almost as if getting most of your precipitation in five or ten storms makes it susceptible to the statistics of small numbers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (YqDXo)

339
Certainly the times demand a lot of us. How on earth can we manage everything - working, doing the laundry, spending time with loved ones - all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat climate change in a way that doesn't burn us out?
Posted by: The ARC of History


If I felt the need to reply:

"Well, you could start by saving all the energy you put into political axe-grinding to control every aspect of your neighbors' lives and put it into being a normal adult that's pretty much been the standard FOR THE PAST 10,000 YEARS."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (ZejZP)

340 kbdabear

That is a wide selection of advertising for plastic surgeons. They thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

341 Maybe she is being sly and it's 'CakeGirlisFlat'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:52 PM (gwIiX)

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It's probably got an ampersand in it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 10:53 PM (8g9zh)

342 @308 Agree that Trump would beat Biden in 2020. Biden would have beaten him in 2016.

Picture Biden and Obama in the back of a cab.
You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Trump apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (1UZdv)

343 Did you ask Trebek why he shaved his needledick mustache ?
Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM


That's not what a true Moron would ask Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (DMUuz)

344 Someone from the audience did. He had a beard to begin the season but his wife didn't like it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (icI8A)


That was her title?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (YqDXo)

345 Biden's chance at Trump was 2016. He'd have beaten him by keeping many of the old-line D's who switched to Trump in the Democrat tent.
It's too late for that now. I don't see them abandoning Trump. Also, the Commies will cry foul and stay home-- if he gets the nomination.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM (o1fzk)

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There is not a chance in hell that Slow Joe would have beaten PDT. Biden, like Felonia, represented what the voters went against. D.C. status quo. Besides, Trump is not the wimp Paulie Rino was in debates. He would have eaten him alive.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (ffYR/)

346 So ... I'm guessing I shouldn't have passengers throw open their door when we're passing cyclists?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:50 PM (YqDXo)

Why? I would.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

347 Pfft. I saw Eisenhower at Charlotte, '54.

Lawn, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.
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See all of those kids? I wuz one of them. School was out for the occasion. http://tinyurl.com/y75ujvkh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (KoKdw)

348 That's not what a true Moron would ask Trebek.
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (DMUuz)

Your Mom told me she hated the mustache last night, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 21, 2019 10:55 PM (gwIiX)

349 So, broseidon, I know you can't give anything away about the results and we're all retro-actively rooting for you, so...

what's the process like? Do you audition, are there regional tryouts? How does it happen?

(My mother tried to get us on Family Feud and my father successfully sabotaged that).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 10:56 PM (fuK7c)

350 We've known since the 1970's that California suffers from periodic extreme droughts (scientists looked at Giant Sequoia tree rings that provide an indication of precipitation in California for the last 2,500 years).

Wait - California had SUVs and Trump 2500 years ago?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:56 PM (YqDXo)

351 She did expose the alliance between Scientology and The Nation of Islam .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (2DOZq)


Remini also took a dump on the Convington Boys in one of her tweets.

While the Nation of Islam/Scientology nexus is good to expose, that doesn't remove Remini's 'unthinking dolt' status.

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Y8PSl)

352 That's not what a true Moron would ask Trebek.
Posted by: Sean Connery
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You leave my mom out of this!

Posted by: Alex Trebek at January 21, 2019 10:56 PM (KoKdw)

353 There is not a chance in hell that Slow Joe would
have beaten PDT. Biden, like Felonia, represented what the voters went
against. D.C. status quo. Besides, Trump is not the wimp Paulie Rino was
in debates. He would have eaten him alive.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (ffYR/)
Either way, no chance in hell he beats Hillary in a primary. They were ready for her for a long, long time.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 10:57 PM (n13/j)

354 all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat climate change

P.S. "reform our transportation system" means get rid of cars.

These people hate cars, and they hate suburbs even more. Everyone should have to live in a 500 square foot apartment without parking, because We Only Have Twelve Years To Save The Planet (a constant refrain at Bike Portland). Senior government bureaucrats and elected officials excepted, of course.

I'm not sure if the suburbanites who just elected a bunch of new Democratic House members realize how much the theoreticians of Democratic Party hate the suburban lifestyle, and how much the Democratic Party will do to destroy the suburban lifestyle, if they get back into power.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (I2/tG)

355 just read a weird anime. weird even by those standards - a Korean did it, not a Nihongo. "The Dungeon Master".

some otaku, or whatever it is in Korean, dies. He goes to hell as a lemur. He dies again and rises again as a zombie in some other hell.

I don't know how the series ends, or even if it ends.

I don't know how it *can* end, for suicides.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (ykYG2)

356 While the Nation of Islam/Scientology nexus is good to expose, that doesn't remove Remini's 'unthinking dolt' status.
Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 10:56 PM (Y8PSl)


You mispelled "dumb twat."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (YqDXo)

357 See all of those kids? I wuz one of them. School was out for the occasion. http://tinyurl.com/y75ujvkh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (KoKdw)

That is very cool, Mike. I'll admit, even if I was not born yet when he passed, I still Like Ike. Seems like a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (gwIiX)

358 ONT love for Murray The K, and submarine races?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2


My parents date night was dinner and then watching the submarine races. I was in high school before it dawned on me..,,

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (XROPS)

359 See all of those kids? I wuz one of them.


Dweeb on the top left?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (fuK7c)

360 Good luck Broseiden !

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (tlH4J)

361

See all of those kids? I wuz one of them. School was out for the occasion. http://tinyurl.com/y75ujvkh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (KoKdw)


Very cool!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

362 I'm not sure if the suburbanites who just elected a bunch of new Democratic House members realize how much the theoreticians of Democratic Party hate the suburban lifestyle, and how much the Democratic Party will do to destroy the suburban lifestyle, if they get back into power.

I can answer that. The suburbanites think it will all happen to some OTHER suburb, that suburb with all the racist Trump voters.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

363 I'm not sure if the suburbanites who just elected a bunch of new Democratic House members realize how much the theoreticians of Democratic Party hate the suburban lifestyle, and how much the Democratic Party will do to destroy the suburban lifestyle, if they get back into power.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (I2/tG)


I say again: "dumb twat."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (YqDXo)

364 Reminded me of granny marking up the hippo for butchering.



Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 21, 2019 10:51 PM (2DOZq)


Heh. The giant rabbit aka kangaroo.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (Y7Tmy)

365 Either way, no chance in hell he beats Hillary in a primary. They were ready for her for a long, long time.
Posted by: Quint

Yeah, no way in hell did Joe want to have a tragic canoe accident.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (LOq4H)

366 Back in the 1800s, "atmospheric rivers" from the Pacific flooded Central California. 200 miles by 30 miles were under 30 feet of water. The state went broke.

The state has crazy ass weather and it's got nothing to do with CAGW.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (1UZdv)

367 That is very cool, Mike. I'll admit, even if I was not born yet when he passed, I still Like Ike. Seems like a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (gwIiX

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Myself, didn't care much for him.

Posted by: Heinz Guderian at January 21, 2019 10:59 PM (UGqF8)

368 See all of those kids? I wuz one of them. School was out for the occasion. http://tinyurl.com/y75ujvkh
Posted by: Mike Hammer

So, you weren't in the Army then ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 11:00 PM (tlH4J)

369 Bander: Starts with the Online Test - they hold them once every 18 months or so. Maybe more frequently. 50 questions, about 12 seconds or so to answer them. If you pass that, you go to an in-person audition, where they screen for personality, and give you a 2nd 50 question test. Once you leave the audition, that's basically it, You're in the potential contestant pool for 18 months. The best way to get on the show is to make sure the contestant coordinators, most especially Maggie, like you. They make most of the calls.

I had my in person audition in August of 2017 then got the call in late October of 2018.

It was my second ever in-person audition. I had one back in 2011.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 11:00 PM (icI8A)

370 My parents date night was dinner and then watching the submarine races. I was in high school before it dawned on me..,,
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (XROPS)


*******

I was in high school when I discovered the submarine races.
Used to park along the Columbia River.
Oh yeah....good times.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 21, 2019 11:00 PM (0tfLf)

371 re: Global Warming and Droughts...

According to the geologic record, during inter-glacial warming periods such as is happening now, the warming releases water which is locked up in polar ice and glaciers, causing more rain not droughts.

Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2019 11:01 PM (jGvbj)

372 Wait - California had SUVs and Trump 2500 years ago?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Native American Trump would be a fun comic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 11:01 PM (ZejZP)

373 -
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That's not what a true Moron would ask Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery

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You leave my mom out of this!


Posted by: Alex Trebek at January 21, 2019 10:56 PM

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Oh, it's not what your mom is out of, boy. It's what I pulled out of your mom, when I was finished.

Posted by: Sean Connery at January 21, 2019 11:01 PM (RVcmP)

374 Such as the fact that California had a similar drought in the mid-70s.

LOL. I got my first real job in California in the mid-70s, and was looking forward to doing a lot of skiing that winter. I managed to go cross-country skiing once, skiing on a narrow snow path through a verdant green meadow at 7,000 feet. No snow that winter.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

375 California had SUVs and Trump 2500 years ago?

It did have smog. Periodically the local tribes would grow large enough to blanket the region with their cookfires; they'd then choke on it and have to move out.

This is how come California didn't ever raise up a Tenochtitlan despite that it was, obviously, settled earlier.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2)

376 "I don't know how the series ends, or even if it ends.

I don't know how it *can* end, for suicides.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (ykYG2) "

I'd assume he eventually rises as a Balor or Pit Fiend and that upsets the hierarchy.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 11:02 PM (icI8A)

377 Besides, Trump is not the wimp Paulie Rino was in debates. He would have eaten him alive.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (ffYR/)


I genuinely want to see what Trump would have done if Biden had pulled that grade school attitude shit with him while he's giving an answer. I really can't picture it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

378 MH ... That top photo is nice. It could have been taken on any of several streets in my hometown.

Thanks for the fine job you always do on the ONT.

Posted by: JTB at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (bmdz3)

379 200 192 Nathan Phillps looks a lot older than someone born in 1955


Being a homeless con man is stressful.
Posted by: Puddleglum


This may not have anything to do with it, but people who have serious substance abuse issues age badly. I've know people who look haggard beyond their years.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

380 That's the same guy that does my tree trimming....the Wile E. Coyote Tree Trimming Co.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 21, 2019 11:04 PM (cCxiu)

381 I was in high school when I discovered the submarine races.
Used to park along the Columbia River.
Oh yeah....good times.
Posted by: Diogenes a


Ours were at the airport. Dirt road along the far west runway. Challenging to see the winner, but we managed.

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 11:04 PM (XROPS)

382 Ah, Leah...


Here we go again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 11:04 PM (0bu2O)

383 Bander: Starts with the Online Test - they hold them once every 18 months or so. Maybe more frequently. 50 questions, about 12 seconds or so to answer them. If you pass that, you go to an in-person audition, where they screen for personality, and give you a 2nd 50 question test. Once you leave the audition, that's basically it, You're in the potential contestant pool for 18 months. The best way to get on the show is to make sure the contestant coordinators, most especially Maggie, like you. They make most of the calls.

I had my in person audition in August of 2017 then got the call in late October of 2018.

It was my second ever in-person audition. I had one back in 2011.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 11:00 PM (icI8A)

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Sounds like the trials to get to the Southern Oracle in the Neverending Story!

I've tried the online tests a few times. Haven't made it past that. Probably wouldn't pass the personality screening. My family thinks it quite appropriate that my favorite color is grey.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 11:05 PM (8g9zh)

384 > I hope Gillibrand hangs in for comic relief.


I've been calling her Kirsty GilletteBrand of late.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 11:05 PM (YLHN9)

385 LOL. I got my first real job in California in the mid-70s, and was looking forward to doing a lot of skiing that winter. I managed to go cross-country skiing once, skiing on a narrow snow path through a verdant green meadow at 7,000 feet. No snow that winter.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:02 PM (I2/tG)


I was grateful for that drought, as it helped me finish my dissertation.

Just after that, I went backpacking in the high Sierras with friends. We were looking for a lake, but couldn't find it. Finally I shot an azimuth off the local mountains, and then realized ... the lake we were looking for was now a damp meadow. Filled with approximately Avogradro's number of mosquitoes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:05 PM (YqDXo)

386 I don't know how it *can* end, for suicides.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 10:58 PM (ykYG2)

Never change, Asia. Never change.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:05 PM (7PLM4)

387 378 MH ... That top photo is nice. It could have been taken on any of several streets in my hometown.

Thanks for the fine job you always do on the ONT.
Posted by: JTB at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (bmdz3)

Your stash of &&&& and Cardboard Subscription is on its way. Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

388
Dweeb on the top left?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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No, the doofus kid.

Posted by: Alex Trebek at January 21, 2019 11:06 PM (U2TY5)

389 Filled with approximately Avogradro's number of mosquitoes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Something, something wants to kill us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 11:06 PM (ZejZP)

390 Also, the Commies will cry foul and stay home-- if he gets the nomination.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2019 10:47 PM

But in a world where the electoral college is still a thing, what votes do Democrats need to capture more, the nutcase base or the independents?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 11:06 PM (ju9gW)

391 Donnie Iris was born in my hometown in PA (New Castle)

Useless FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 11:06 PM (WNAuL)

392 Oops /Alex

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 11:06 PM (U2TY5)

393 I've hacked personality screenings like I've hacked harassment trainings. It is VERY easy to tell what they want to hear.

Companies that do personality screenings deserve to be told bullshit, because they are bullshit, and the companies doing them are bullshit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

394 I genuinely want to see what Trump would have done if Biden had pulled that grade school attitude shit with him while he's giving an answer. I really can't picture it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)


My fantasy is seeing Trump's reaction to having the Negro and fat ass Crowley double-team him with that transcript shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:07 PM (YqDXo)

395 Its unusual to see a newspaper say a politician other than Trump flat out lied.

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 11:08 PM (XROPS)

396 391 Donnie Iris was born in my hometown in PA (New Castle)

Useless FYI.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 11:06 PM (WNAuL)

Ya never know, it may be a Jeopardy question someday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

397 The best way to get on the show is to make sure the contestant coordinators, most especially Maggie, like you. They make most of the calls.


That is a way cool story, broseidon, and of course we're retroactively rooting for you.

My game show tryout story is fraught with unseen motives. Mom loved Richard Dawson and there was a local tryout for Family Feud. I'm an only child so we borrowed a cousin and his friend to make a whole family.

I was young so I thought the tryout was about being smart. I was mistaken. Dad, I'm pretty sure, knew that it was about being perky on TV.

So when the time came around to ask about us they asked Dad what he did for a living. He could have said 'I work for Prudential'. He could have said 'I work in life insurance'.

He said 'I do death claims'.

We did not get a call back.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 11:08 PM (fuK7c)

398 I genuinely want to see what Trump would have done if Biden had pulled that grade school attitude shit with him while he's giving an answer. I really can't picture it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

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"I think we need to take a break here, so Joe can take his meds and give them a little time to kick in".

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 11:08 PM (ffYR/)

399 I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA
hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be
poisoning young minds
*****
somebody want to tell this jackhole how hats work?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 21, 2019 11:08 PM (h1jJh)

400 Thanks for the fine job you always do on the ONT.
Posted by: JTB
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Sticky socks, and lame humor?

OTOH, I did prop up The Wall last week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 11:09 PM (U2TY5)

401 Trump's win in 2016 was based on getting the non-college white vote in places like PA and OH to win the electoral college. It wouldn't have worked against Biden the way it did against Hillary.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:09 PM (1UZdv)

402 >>>>He said 'I do death claims'.


That's funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (aA3+G)

403 275 I hope you are doing well, and have some stories to share with us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

i'm hanging in there thanks. hope all is well with you.

stories to share. hmm, well just pretty much taking care of my house & enduring my craptastic work environment. took my gay buddy to disneyland to say thanks for helping me go through my parents crap. it was pretty funny watching him ride the storybook land ride. think you had to be there to see it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (7KYil)

404 He said 'I do death claims'.

We did not get a call back.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 21, 2019 11:08 PM (fuK7c)

"I collect spores, molds, and fungus."

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (7PLM4)

405 somebody want to tell this jackhole how hats work?

You line 'em with aluminum foil to block the mind control rays being beamed down from black budget satelites, IIRC.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (0bu2O)

406 Per Gurgle, there a 1x10^18 insects alive at any given point on Earth. So, Jay was in the right ballpark with the mole of insects.

What it gains on the straightaways, Gurgle loses in the roundabouts. It says a mole is 6.022x1023 (no exponent.) Hrm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (gwIiX)

407

OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Gotta go see B'Gal in the hospital and take her some things tomorrow. Spent today getting Casa Backwardio cleaned up for her. Hope she comes home soon, this place is pretty empty without her.
Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (HaL55)

408 It wouldn't have worked against Biden the way it did against Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:09 PM (1UZdv)


Let's face it, Hillary had all the appeal of genital herpes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:11 PM (YqDXo)

409 I genuinely want to see what Trump would have done if Biden had pulled that grade school attitude shit with him while he's giving an answer. I really can't picture it.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

"Can we get the paramedics out here? Senator Biden seems to be having a stroke."

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:11 PM (7PLM4)

410 You line 'em with aluminum foil to block the mind control rays being beamed down from black budget satelites, IIRC.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (0bu2O)

Weird Al's 'Foil' for the win!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 11:11 PM (gwIiX)

411 According to the geologic record, during inter-glacial warming periods such as is happening now, the warming releases water which is locked up in polar ice and glaciers, causing more rain not droughts.

Oregon is blessed with the Oregon Global Warming Commission (funded with taxpayer dollars, of course).

When Oregon has a below-average snow year, the Commission posts prominent articles blaming the lack of snow on global warming.

When Oregon has an above-average snow year, the Commission removes the articles blaming the lack of snow on global warming.

Even more embarrassingly, researchers at Oregon State University just came out with a major study saying that global warming has had an impact on Oregon snowpack, but cyclical weather factors increasing snowpack have masked that. So, the researchers say that there has been no reduction in snowpack yet, but that there will be one over the next few decades.

The Oregon Global Warming Commission claims that Oregon snowpack has already been reduced by one-third.

Oops.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

412 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 11:12 PM (gwIiX)

413 406 Per Gurgle, there a 1x10^18 insects alive at any given point on Earth. So, Jay was in the right ballpark with the mole of insects.

What it gains on the straightaways, Gurgle loses in the roundabouts. It says a mole is 6.022x1023 (no exponent.) Hrm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 11:10 PM (gwIiX)


I mumble Avogadro's number in my sleep. I was just going for a huge effing number!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:13 PM (YqDXo)

414 >>>Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?

Shaker Heights?! It's like we're long lost cousins. I grew up in South Euclid. We always made a distinction between taking the "Rapid" and taking the "Shaker Rapid". Is that still a thing?

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:13 PM (RfzVr)

415 What it gains on the straightaways, Gurgle loses in the roundabouts. It says a mole is 6.022x1023 (no exponent.) Hrm.
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All your schoolz is belong to us.

Posted by: gurgle at January 21, 2019 11:14 PM (w54mS)

416 Trump's win in 2016 was based on getting the non-college white vote in places like PA and OH to win the electoral college. It wouldn't have worked against Biden the way it did against Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:09 PM (1UZdv)

Why? No one likes Biden. He was VP for a president that wrecked their jobs n purpose.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

417 What it gains on the straightaways, Gurgle loses in the roundabouts. It says a mole is 6.022x1023 (no exponent.) Hrm.

And if our unit of measure were the pound, or the stone ...?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:15 PM (YqDXo)

418 Oops.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

Just as a reminder, these are the same people that want in-home visits from the state for all small children.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:15 PM (7PLM4)

419 322 She's smart. Very smart.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 10:49 PM (0bu2O)

Still haven't managed to get you to spring for those louboutin black suede platform booties, so i can't be all that sharp.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:15 PM (7KYil)

420 Biden, like Pelosi, believes that fooling Congressional Republicans means he's a genius. (They want to be fooled, Joe). Trump would have destroyed him, I believe, and in entertaining fashion.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 11:15 PM (asM0l)

421 I think it may be a gurgle notation glitch. It lists the weight of an electron as 9.1x10-31kg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 11:16 PM (gwIiX)

422 Trump's win in 2016 was based on getting the non-college white vote in places like PA and OH to win the electoral college. It wouldn't have worked against Biden the way it did against Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:09 PM (1UZdv)

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I disagree. See #345. Those 2-4 states would have been offset by his negatives in many others.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 11:16 PM (ffYR/)

423 Hooray for feminism! SNL writer offers oral sex to anyone who punches Covington student in the face

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Well, isn't that special.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2019 11:16 PM (+y/Ru)

424 I'm not sure why there are so many moving parts on this bomb James Bond needs to defuse.

And the other guy just flips a switch. LOL.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 21, 2019 11:17 PM (8iiMU)

425 "Why? No one likes Biden."

His unfavorables weren't as high as Hillary's.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:17 PM (1UZdv)

426 I was just going for a huge effing number!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Got you covered.

Posted by: Skewe at January 21, 2019 11:17 PM (YvUf/)

427 Oh. Paul Ehrlich is back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (UGqF


Like Marx, he's as persistent as a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 21, 2019 11:18 PM (Z4rgH)

428
Got you covered.
Posted by: Skewe

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Not so fast here...

Posted by: Moser at January 21, 2019 11:18 PM (YvUf/)

429 His unfavorables weren't as high as Hillary's.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:17 PM (1UZdv)

That's like saying his unfavorable weren't as high as satan's

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (Rz2Nc)

430 Still haven't managed to get you to spring for those louboutin black suede platform booties, so i can't be all that sharp.

I'm stubborn that way. OK, I'm stubborn pretty much every way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (0bu2O)

431 Finally got myself a little companionship in the last year or more. She calls herself a closet drinker but absolutely gets blackout, fall down the fucking stairs drunk on one or 2 glasses of wine. Anyone ever hear of that? I want to bolt but I feel bad for her. Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)

432 Oh. Paul Ehrlich is back.

Posted by: Cicero
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So, he knows we're not all dead yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (YvUf/)

433 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:15 PM (7KYil)

"Well, let's see. I can buy these shoes, or a used Yamaha R-1."

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:20 PM (7PLM4)

434 >>>I saw Eisenhower open for the Beachboys at the Normandy civic center in '44.

Very droll.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:20 PM (RfzVr)

435 I think the Democrat party would very much like two center-lefties on the ticket in 2020. They don't need a whackjob on the ballot to get out their base vote; they have Trump for that.

The Democrats' problem will be keeping their voters in line during the primaries. I believe they greatly reduced the impact of super-delegates not so long ago. That's gonna bite 'em in the ass.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 11:21 PM (ju9gW)

436 "Shaker Heights?! It's like we're long lost cousins. I grew up in South Euclid. We always made a distinction between taking the "Rapid" and taking the "Shaker Rapid". Is that still a thing?

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:13 PM (RfzVr) "

I'd probably say the Green Line is the Shaker Rapid since it runs mostly parallel to the street.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (icI8A)

437 drunk on one or 2 glasses of wine. Anyone ever hear of that? I want to bolt but I feel bad for her. Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.
Posted by: dartist

I'd guess it's what she's washing down with the wine.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (LOq4H)

438 Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)

Dunno, man. Alcohol can take people in different ways even within their own lifetime (I have turned into a lightweight- hey, it's cheaper- since my pro-Am days in college.)

Maybe she has balance issues?

Plus, how big are the glasses? I have seen those that hold a full bottle of wine in a single glass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (gwIiX)

439 But did he really have favorables? He's kind of a bland used-car salesman. Not sure he would have inspired the crazies and the Democrat 'election machinery'. And he skeeves a lot of women out.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (jOEDM)

440 http://us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/ts-croc-flat.html

Eighteen hundred bucks for Army boots with goth spikes on the toes. I am seriously in the wrong fucking line of work.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (7PLM4)

441 Oh, and not being a smart ass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (LOq4H)

442 I used to set undergraduates the task of how they'd determine Avogadro's number experimentally.

It's actually quite difficult to do so fundamentally, i.e., without relying on a measure that was in itself derived from Avogadro's number, that is, a circular determination.

A similar problem, albeit much easier, is determining the speed of light in a fundamental way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (YqDXo)

443 -
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Finally got myself a little companionship in the
last year or more. She calls herself a closet drinker but absolutely
gets blackout, fall down the fucking stairs drunk on one or 2 glasses of
wine. Anyone ever hear of that? I want to bolt but I feel bad for her.
Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.


Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM

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Sounds like a good cheap date to me.

Posted by: irright at January 21, 2019 11:23 PM (RVcmP)

444 I've had several drinks with Donnie Iris at local western Pa watering holes. Good dude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 21, 2019 11:23 PM (nDe2U)

445 Never change, Asia. Never change.
Posted by: Vanya


ooh. Then you'll REALLY appreciate 'World's End Harem'. first few pages, they are displaying fembots for the use of Japanese men (I am assuming).

The fembots all look European. One is dark skinned but her hair is white and straight, and her nose is short - so, dark-elf European.

Yay, Asia!

I probably shouldn't even have clicked on that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

446 http://us.christianlouboutin.com/us_en/shop/women/vieira-flat.html

Eight hundred bucks, for what look like white Chucks. Now I know why they aim all the advertising at y'all. Jesus fuck.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:24 PM (7PLM4)

447 I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be poisoning young minds.

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End the MAGA hat show loophole!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2019 11:24 PM (+y/Ru)

448 "But in a world where the electoral college is still a thing, what votes do Democrats need to capture more, the nutcase base or the independents?"

There are too many variables to predict who gets the D nomination, but whoever the Ds pick they're fucked.

Pick a Biden, and these lose turnout. Pick a Commie and they lose turnout. Pick an Indignant Diversity Case, and they lose turnout

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 21, 2019 11:24 PM (1UZdv)

449 Finally got myself a little companionship in the last year or more. She calls herself a closet drinker but absolutely gets blackout, fall down the fucking stairs drunk on one or 2 glasses of wine. Anyone ever hear of that? I want to bolt but I feel bad for her. Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)

She's obviously lying about her alcohol consumption, or has an allergy to alcohol. Run, rn away fast.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

450 433 Well, let's see. I can buy these shoes, or a used Yamaha R-1."
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:20 PM (7PLM4)

Those booties are about a different kind of ride altogether.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (7KYil)

451 Wait, I take that back, those last ones were only *six* hundred.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (7PLM4)

452 Quote I
"It doesnt matter what the problem is, the solution is always for us to give the government more money and power, while we eat less meat." Glenn Reynolds
H/T Maetenloch
. . .
Alarming news from the state of Wyoming. Cats are being diagnosed with bubonic plague.
H/T Hank Curmudgeon



Dear Mr. MisHum,
We just can't wrap our heads around your "H/T" thingy. Is it important or something? Should our writers learn how H/T works?

Posted by: National Review nerds at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (786Ro)

453 irright, noooooo. don't tempt him. remember the rule about Dick and Crazy. never the twain shall meet

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (ykYG2)

454 Thought for the evening ---

Tennis is the only sport I can think of that has potty breaks.

Sure, you have half-times in football and basketball but no one thinks of those as potty breaks. You never hear talking heads characterize half-time that way, do you? No, we all pretend it's all about inspiring speeches or recalibrating the foo-foo defense.

But in tennis a guy can leave the court and everyone says, " Oh, he's going to the bathroom."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (Rxduq)

455 His unfavorables weren't as high as Hillary's.

I think that Biden would have taken the Upper Midwest, and would have done no worse than Hillary elsewhere. Joe doesn't radiate the same contempt for white working-class people that Hillary done, and I think that would have been enough to take several states from Trump.

For obscure reasons, my extended family has a connection to Biden, and he is a good Irish politician - he loves talking to voters, and is good at inducing a sense of connection with them. Hillary always made it clear that she would prefer a coronation to the degrading process of actually having to campaign for office.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

456 I also suspect that if Trump had run against Biden, Trump would have adjusted his tactics accordingly. So we can't judge his performance based on how he ran against Hillary.

Bear in mind that when Trump was nominated, a lot of people were convinced he was the one candidate that Hillary could beat.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 11:26 PM (8g9zh)

457 Tennis is the only sport I can think of that has potty breaks.

Sure, you have half-times in football and basketball but no one thinks of those as potty breaks. You never hear talking heads characterize half-time that way, do you? No, we all pretend it's all about inspiring speeches or recalibrating the foo-foo defense.

But in tennis a guy can leave the court and everyone says, " Oh, he's going to the bathroom."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (Rxduq)


Anyone who has to take a leak during a nine-inning three hour baseball game is a pussy. Before, or after, OK. But during? Pussy. Straight up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:27 PM (YqDXo)

458 247 Guess Who and The Kinks. Most under appreciated bands. Burton Cummings and Ray Davies are the rat.
Posted by: cfo mom


I have a Kinks LP, "Arthur" about a British kid who wants to go to Australia. Think I'll get it out and play it tomorrow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 21, 2019 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

459 Unlike McStain and Lost Mittens, Trump would not have held back on Biden's plagiarism, and statements about Obama being a clean Negro, and Biden's statement how the Presidency is not an on the job learning experience, and Biden's high-tech lynching of a black man.

Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2019 11:28 PM (jGvbj)

460 Bear in mind that when Trump was nominated, a lot of people were convinced he was the one candidate that Hillary could beat.

My worry was that Trump could beat Hillary... and govern to her Left. I got convinced otherwise as the Trump (and Hillary) campaign went on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:28 PM (ykYG2)

461 449 Finally got myself a little companionship in the last year or more. She calls herself a closet drinker but absolutely gets blackout, fall down the fucking stairs drunk on one or 2 glasses of wine. Anyone ever hear of that? I want to bolt but I feel bad for her. Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)

She's obviously lying about her alcohol consumption, or has an allergy to alcohol. Run, rn away fast."

Oh come on run away? A girl that loses her memory at the drop of a hat? That's a Dream Date there!

(oh and yeah there are people like that. 2 requirements are low body weight and absolutely no Irish or Scotts heritage whatsoever.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

462 I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be poisoning young minds.

-
End the MAGA hat show loophole!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2019 11:24 PM (+y/Ru)

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Do they have a thing that goes up? They mustn't have a thing that goes up!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 11:28 PM (8g9zh)

463 Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)


Sorry to hear about this. I remember your last companion passed away

Does she realize she has a problem?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:29 PM (aA3+G)

464 Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)


Knew a guy once. Decent guy -- when sober. But one beer would lead to a three day binge.

Has to be genetic. Just look at the example of our Natives and alcohol.

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (Y8PSl)

465 440 Eighteen hundred bucks for Army boots with goth spikes on the toes.

well of course, the dominatrixes can easily afford those. these are what i'm talking about:

https://www.lyst.com/shoes/christian-louboutin-bianca-suede-platform-bootie/

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (7KYil)

466 Does she realize she has a problem?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:29 PM (aA3+G)

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She gets drunk, she falls down, no problem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (UGqF8)

467
Plus, how big are the glasses? I have seen those that hold a full bottle of wine in a single glass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Just two beers is all it takes.

https://tinyurl.com/94yqnk2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (aKsyK)

468 454 Thought for the evening ---

Tennis is the only sport I can think of that has potty breaks.

Because it takes hours to prepare for a football game.


The only protective gear Anna Kournikova wears are panties.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 21, 2019 11:31 PM (Y7Tmy)

469 >>>Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th!

Thank you. So now that the two systems have merged, the "Green Line" is the street level, southern route. The old route is the elevated/underground that runs closer to the lake. Planning a trip back home this summer and I think the grandson will enjoy riding the Rapid.

Of course, judging by your pix, you are way under 29 and have no rememberence of it being two different systems. ;-)

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:31 PM (RfzVr)

470 They say Grant was no heavy imbiber. He just had really bad reactions to alcohol.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:31 PM (n13/j)

471 Posted by: National Review nerds at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (786Ro)


giggles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:31 PM (aA3+G)

472 Finally got myself a little companionship in the last year or more. She calls herself a closet drinker but absolutely gets blackout, fall down the fucking stairs drunk on one or 2 glasses of wine. Anyone ever hear of that? I want to bolt but I feel bad for her. Never knew anyone affected by alcohol like that.
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:19 PM (K22Va)

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This, if consumption values are true, is the sign of a serious alcoholic or someone allergic to alcohol. Serious drunks actually need less over time to get hammered. If she's allergic, time to give it up.

At any rate I would run, not walk away unless changes occurred, pronto.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 11:32 PM (ffYR/)

473 > Joe doesn't radiate the same contempt for white working-class people that Hillary done, and I think that would have been enough to take several states from Trump.

Agreed. Biden would've beaten Trump in 2016.

In 2020? Trump will mop the floor with him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2019 11:32 PM (YLHN9)

474 I'd guess it's what she's washing down with the wine.

Nah, I can see she hates pills. If I was married to her or dating a long time I'd feel a bigger responsibility. Hard to walk away if you have the ability to help.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:32 PM (K22Va)

475 Sure, you have half-times in football and basketball but no one thinks of those as potty breaks. You never hear talking heads characterize half-time that way, do you? No, we all pretend it's all about inspiring speeches or recalibrating the foo-foo defense.

I have to say, I never in my life took a leak in the middle of a football, basketball, or baseball game. Ever. Not once. Before, sure. After, sure. During? Never.

As a friend of mine once characterized it, "that last nervous shit before the opening kickoff." Yeah, stalls were hard to come by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:33 PM (YqDXo)

476 I used to have a boss, we would all say that after he had 3 beers he thought he was 9 feet tall and invisible. (and he was a little guy) At one company party, I saw him try to kick someone who was antagonizing him with both feet at the same time. No, he wasn't leaning on anything for support.

Damn, that was a good party. Don't know how long it took for me to stop laughing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:33 PM (V2Yro)

477 Billiards? I don't see billiards, but I wish I was that cigarette.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 11:33 PM (9Om/r)

478 We just can't wrap our heads around your "H/T" thingy. Is it important or something? Should our writers learn how H/T works?
Posted by: National Review nerds at January 21, 2019 11:25 PM (786Ro)

It's simple. "H slash T so-and-so" just stands for "Hey, don't tell so-and-so (that I stole this from them)"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 11:33 PM (Ct55T)

479 Does she realize she has a problem?

Hell no. Amazing the the change from one drink. I can drink all day and not change a lick in my eyes, lol.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:35 PM (K22Va)

480 "Thank you. So now that the two systems have merged, the "Green Line" is the street level, southern route. The old route is the elevated/underground that runs closer to the lake. Planning a trip back home this summer and I think the grandson will enjoy riding the Rapid.

Of course, judging by your pix, you are way under 29 and have no rememberence of it being two different systems. ;-)

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:31 PM (RfzVr) "

Yeah, it's definitely a merger of some systems because you have a few elevated tracks, lots of street level tracks, and a few underground tunnels mostly near Tower City.

I'm under the "HQ 29," but I'm 31 in normal human years.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 11:35 PM (icI8A)

481 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (7KYil)

I don't feel so bad about this, because I'm a straight dude, but when I first heard the name Louboutin being bandied about, I thought it was just pretentious dickheads saying "Louis Vuitton" aggressively wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 11:37 PM (Ct55T)

482 ''I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA
hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be
poisoning young minds. ''


Well to start with, you can go fuck yourself. Your parents can go fuck themselves. Your circle of friends can go fuck themselves. While I'm thinking about it, you can go fuck yourself again.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 11:37 PM (9Om/r)

483 Serious drunks actually need less over time to get hammered."

Sorry, gotta dispute that. Maybe some people with a genetic weakness get that way, but the serious drunks I've known (and I've known a few) all get to the point where they just dump beer and wine except for old times sake, and go straight to the hard liquor. To quantify it, the people I've known who qualified as "serious drunks" would generally empty a 750 ml bottle of vodka, gin, or whiskey a night. Every night. They did that because that's what it took to give them something approaching the old kind of buzz they used to get from lighter stuff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:37 PM (V2Yro)

484 think that Biden would have taken the Upper Midwest, and would have done no worse than Hillary elsewhere. Joe doesn't radiate the same contempt for white working-class people that Hillary done, and I think that would have been enough to take several states from Trump.

For obscure reasons, my extended family has a connection to Biden, and he is a good Irish politician - he loves talking to voters, and is good at inducing a sense of connection with them. Hillary always made it clear that she would prefer a coronation to the degrading process of actually having to campaign for office.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

What part of the country do you live in? It seems you don't really understand how much disdain flyover country has my northeast politicians.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

485 Hard to walk away if you have the ability to help.
Posted by: dartist


Oh man. This was me in the early 2000s.

In this position, as a man, you at least know what role to play: you're the one who can help. But ADULT relationships should be more than that. You're not her dad. You're looking for an equal partner, to be the dad for the kids you plan to have in the future.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:38 PM (ykYG2)

486 nd go straight to the hard liquor. To quantify it,
the people I've known who qualified as "serious drunks" would generally
empty a 750 ml bottle of vodka, gin, or whiskey a night. Every night.
They did that because that's what it took to give them something
approaching the old kind of buzz they used to get from lighter stuff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:37 PM (V2Yro)
yeah, easy.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:38 PM (n13/j)

487 My MIL is heavily affected by alcohol, I think she is a bit of an attention whore and exaggerates everything though.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2019 11:39 PM (0OmEj)

488 everyone is different though. And some people have really weird reactions to alcohol.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:39 PM (n13/j)

489 Has to be genetic. Just look at the example of our Natives and alcohol.
Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (Y8PSl)


I went (for several years) to a high school next to an Indian reservation.

One day, two of the Indians got drunk. Not half drunk, either. One of them picked up a picnic table (!) and threw it.

We were just showing for practice then, and the HS VP said, "Let's get 'em, boys!"

We looked at each other, and collectively said, "Fuck you." They were our friends, and our teammates, and also we'd seen what they could do.

General pandemonium erupted, with the VP getting kicked in the balls while one of the miscreants was being held by two teachers.

We never saw either of them again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:40 PM (YqDXo)

490 In 2020? Trump will mop the floor with him [Biden].

Yep, Joe's an old-school Democrat - the way you win is by building the biggest coalition you can.

The New Democratic Party doesn't do that - the way you hold together your diverse intersectional supporters is by creating an enemy for all your supporters to hate, and white working-class people are that enemy.

For the Democrats white working-class people serve the political function that kulaks did in the Soviet Union, and for the same reasons.

The times have passed Joe by.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:40 PM (I2/tG)

491 to some a big night drinking means ending up in jail. Others can been very heavy drinkers and never have an incident other than the long term impact.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:41 PM (n13/j)

492 Sorry, gotta dispute that. Maybe some people with a genetic weakness
get that way, but the serious drunks I've known (and I've known a few)
all get to the point where they just dump beer and wine except for old
times sake, and go straight to the hard liquor. To quantify it, the
people I've known who qualified as "serious drunks" would generally
empty a 750 ml bottle of vodka, gin, or whiskey a night. Every night.
They did that because that's what it took to give them something
approaching the old kind of buzz they used to get from lighter stuff.

I've known my share of drunks to the grave, but they had to work a bit at it. Never saw this before.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:42 PM (K22Va)

493 491 to some a big night drinking means ending up in jail. Others can been very heavy drinkers and never have an incident other than the long term impact.
Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:41 PM (n13/j)

The first time it dawned on me that I can easily drink two gallons of beer in a night of hanging out (four pitchers)... i started to ease off a little bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (Ct55T)

494 The times have passed Joe by.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:40 PM (I2/tG)


This is my take. The era of the horny-handed Democrat ward heeler is gone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (YqDXo)

495 For what it's worth, more than NRO jumped with both feet on the Covington Kids.

Twitchy and a whole bunch of loner conservatives felt the need to join the gibbering mob. I can only guess they're hoping it's a case of the crocodile eating them last if they just jump in and wave the pussy hat around a few times.

Pretty much all of the lefty worship of Native American anything is false and contrived. I doubt if this dude is an "elder". He's only been living there a short time. Used to live in Michigan. Bet he changes his tribe all the time too to whatever is local to whatever he's nattering on about.

This is what happens with the lieberals victimology grift. Someone's always ready and willing to take advantage of it whether for cash or clicks or giggles and shits.

I'd also bet the only time this guy saw Vietnam was when they were going after Richard 'Danang Dick' Blumenthal and his stolen valor. (note how that shit has NEVER paid anything for that crap?)

I get how they got all wound up looking at all those white, smiling teenage boys who had yet to learn that being men and white, they're screwed. Or maybe they just don't care about stupid crap put out by stupid baby killers.

Yeah those smirks are just too much.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (cxIsI)

496 Why are people even discussing Biden? We've got the videos of him feeling up squirming little girls who are calling to their dads to rescue them!

Biden is over. He can't survive those videos.

Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (mk9aG)

497 dartist, it is wonderful that you have a heart and do not want to abandon. But you really need to RUN.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (RfzVr)

498 Dartist, does she do this often, If she does run away.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2019 11:44 PM (0OmEj)

499 To quantify it, the people I've known who qualified as "serious drunks" would generally empty a 750 ml bottle of vodka, gin, or whiskey a night.

Serious drunks are still conscious with blood alcohol levels that would kill a non-alcoholic person.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:44 PM (I2/tG)

500 494 The times have passed Joe by.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:40 PM (I2/tG)

This is my take. The era of the horny-handed Democrat ward heeler is gone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (YqDXo)

What do y'all think Twitter and Facebook are for?

Heel your own damn ward, plebes!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 11:44 PM (Ct55T)

501 I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA hats until we can figure out what is going on. They seem to be poisoning young minds.

End the MAGA hat show loophole!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2019 11:24 PM (+y/Ru)

Do they have a thing that goes up? They mustn't have a thing that goes up!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 11:28 PM (8g9zh)

What we need is common sense hat control. Adjustable snaps and velcro at the back are illegal, the backs must be made of solid, non adjustable material. Cosmetic adornments are strictly prohibited on the bill of a hat. The bill must be at least 2.5 inches in length, but no more than 3.33 inches. The arc length of the bill must never exceed pi/2. Black hats must be surrendered for inspection upon request by law enforcement. Hats are required to be at least 50% iron/steel and are prohibited within 500 meters of schools and 200 yards of government buildings.

Posted by: Sjg at January 21, 2019 11:45 PM (gDSJf)

502 "Pretty much all of the lefty worship of Native American anything is false and contrived." Not just lefties, but politically non-aligned white people lap that sh!t up.

Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (mk9aG)

503 Why are people even discussing Biden? We've got the videos of him feeling up squirming little girls who are calling to their dads to rescue them!

Biden is over. He can't survive those videos.
Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 11:43 PM (mk9aG)

Lol, it would be epic if dems nominate a white male.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Rz2Nc)

504 489 Has to be genetic. Just look at the example of our Natives and alcohol.
Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (Y8PSl)

There have actually been some serious studies on this. Northern Europeans (Scots especially) are able to produce an enzyme that metabolizes alcohol very rapidly. The body treats it as a poison, and repeated exposure to people who have this adaptation cause the body to produce this enzyme in greater and greater amounts. For some people, the body eventually starts producing enough to neutralize alcohol in the bloodstream faster than they can ingest it - and there's the person who can drink an incredible amount and show almost no effect at all from it.

People like this become quite literally immune to alcohol.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (V2Yro)

505 I'm amazed by some of the musicians I was in bands with that could function as drunk as they were. Some played better semi wasted. I have no clue how they did that. I could never do it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (9Om/r)

506 I've seen both kinds in my life. Those who can drink straight liquor like I drink beer and still be not completely wrecked, and those who have two sips of plonk and loose their shit, but they *need* those two sips of plonk and will cut any silly bitch who stands in their way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 11:47 PM (Ct55T)

507 The first time it dawned on me that I can easily drink two gallons of
beer in a night of hanging out (four pitchers)... i started to ease off a
little bit.

I have known you many times, lol.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:47 PM (K22Va)

508 Sorry, gotta dispute that. Maybe some people with a genetic weakness get that way, but the serious drunks I've known (and I've known a few) all get to the point where they just dump beer and wine except for old times sake, and go straight to the hard liquor. To quantify it, the people I've known who qualified as "serious drunks" would generally empty a 750 ml bottle of vodka, gin, or whiskey a night. Every night. They did that because that's what it took to give them something approaching the old kind of buzz they used to get from lighter stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:37 PM (V2Yro)

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I would have to grant that my evidence is anecdotal. I watched it it in my Dad, who always drank a fair amount but stayed steady, until he didn't. Huge tolerance.

In the last couple years of his life, 3 of the usual 10 drinks would bury him.

Saw this in a buddy of mine too, pre AA. He would drink a case a day on the weekends. a 6 pack would put him under a few years later. It's like the liver said "I'm done here" and quit filtering cuz it was full.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 11:47 PM (ffYR/)

509 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (9Om/r)

My brother is one of them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

510 >>>People like this become quite literally immune to alcohol.

Well this explains why my liquor bill just keeps getting larger with no corresponding increase in enjoyment.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 21, 2019 11:49 PM (RfzVr)

511 Serious drunks are still conscious with blood alcohol levels that would kill a non-alcoholic person.
Posted by: The ARC of History

Yes, till the liver starts to fail and can't process the alcohol, then, two drinks and they're out of their minds. It's not long till the end at that point. <1 year.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (LOq4H)

512 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (Rz2Nc)

It's possible but not probable.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)

513 I would have to grant that my evidence is anecdotal.
I watched it it in my Dad, who always drank a fair amount but stayed
steady, until he didn't. Huge tolerance.



In the last couple years of his life, 3 of the usual 10 drinks would bury him.



Saw this in a buddy of mine too, pre AA. He would drink a case a day
on the weekends. a 6 pack would put him under a few years later. It's
like the liver said "I'm done here" and quit filtering cuz it was full.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 11:47 PM (ffYR/)I can see that too. In general people can't take as much when they get older. You can get tired etc. Certainly people have various reactions to the stuff.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (n13/j)

514 You want a significant other? A real relationship? Find a non-drinker, and quit drinking yourself. Otherwise you're just seeking a drinking buddy.

Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (mk9aG)

515 The first time it dawned on me that I can easily drink two gallons of beer in a night of hanging out (four pitchers)... i started to ease off a little bit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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One night I walked into one of my regular haunts. Bar tender was a sweet young woman with whom I was on a first name basis.

I ordered a beer, she cracked open the bottle, set it in front of me. I stared at for a minute and said, "You know, I'm drinking this for the wrong reason". She swept the bottle away and said, "Then don't drink it". She poured it out, and I went home sober, and thoughtful. Wish I could recall her name.

Posted by: Off the radar at January 21, 2019 11:51 PM (dg4/7)

516 Serious drunks are still conscious with blood alcohol levels that would kill a non-alcoholic person.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:44 PM (I2/tG)


3.2 b.a.c. just to start the day. Liquid lunch to get over the morning work jitters. Bar car on the train ride home. Stagger off to the bar next to the train station. Call the wifey or a cab for a ride home.

The true story of John Updike's characters.

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 11:51 PM (Y8PSl)

517 Lol, it would be epic if dems nominate a white male.

Nah - one of the reasons why Hillary lost is that there was a big dropoff in the number of blacks voting from the Obama numbers.

It will be Kamala or Spartacus - without big black turnout, the D's are toast, and they figure that they need a black person on the top of the ticket to get that turnout.

Kamala is rapidly turning into the anointed candidate this election cycle - you're going to see a big push by establishment Democrats to get her nominated.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:51 PM (I2/tG)

518 Yes, till the liver starts to fail and can't process
the alcohol, then, two drinks and they're out of their minds. It's not
long till the end at that point. <1 year.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (LOq4H)

But everyone is different. Churchill drank a lot and it did not hurt him much. His son drank a lot and it pretty much ended him I believe.

Posted by: Quint at January 21, 2019 11:51 PM (n13/j)

519 The only acceptable bigotry left is to hate white conservatives.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2019 11:52 PM (0OmEj)

520 https://www.lyst.com/shoes/christian-louboutin-bianca-suede-platform-bootie/
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 21, 2019 11:30 PM (7KYil)

Ah, I see. Much more sensible. I think.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 11:52 PM (7PLM4)

521 499 To quantify it, the people I've known who qualified as "serious drunks" would generally empty a 750 ml bottle of vodka, gin, or whiskey a night.

Serious drunks are still conscious with blood alcohol levels that would kill a non-alcoholic person."

I remember reading an account of George IV towards the end of his reign (1820's) He was not only a notorious drunk, but a constant abuser of Laudanum (liquid opium) His doctors (after he died) reported that before every public speech he made (which he hated doing) he would order them to give him a dose of laudanum which they said would easily kill any 2 normal men. For him, it just made him feel good.

And then you have guys like Ozzy Osborne. The other Black Sabbath members have said they kicked him out of the band because sure, they all took heavy drugs, but that Ozzy took so many and so much of each one that he scared them so much they couldn't be around him anymore. And he's still going! Sure, his brain is fried, but he's still going. He's probably taken enough drugs in his life to have killed a decent sized army.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 21, 2019 11:52 PM (V2Yro)

522 I find drunks to be loathsome company. YMMV.

Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 11:54 PM (mk9aG)

523 People like this become quite literally immune to alcohol.

I went on a date with a woman like this. My height and build. Waaay higher booze tolerance. The date was a disaster on account she expected me to keep up and I couldn't (and didn't even want to).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 21, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

524 Serious drunks are still conscious with blood alcohol levels that would kill a non-alcoholic person.
Posted by: The ARC
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A fifth a day is no big deal.

I wish I did not know as much about alcoholism as I do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 11:54 PM (ZMWtN)

525 But everyone is different. Churchill drank a lot and it did not hurt him much. His son drank a lot and it pretty much ended him I believe.
Posted by: Quint

LOL, true, but Sir Winston was a marvelous outlier in so many ways!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 11:54 PM (LOq4H)

526 505 I'm amazed by some of the musicians I was in bands with that could function as drunk as they were. Some played better semi wasted. I have no clue how they did that. I could never do it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 11:46 PM (9Om/r)

there was a study done that suggested that if you learned something while drinking, it was easier to remember while drinking.

There are songs I can NAIL after a couple of beers, that I just can't quite hit sober... and vice versa, based on the condition I was in when I learned them.

Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2019 11:56 PM (NgKpN)

527 The date was a disaster on account she expected me to keep up and I couldn't (and didn't even want to).

I've been to Russia repeatedly. The magic phrase is "Ya Amerikanets" - "I'm an American". In other words, I'm not going to even try to keep up with the Russians as they drink.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 21, 2019 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

528 drinking is an art form.

alcoholism is like an artist going blind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2019 11:57 PM (Ct55T)

529 Been around drunks my whole life. Dartist, run fast, run far.

Posted by: lurks a lot at January 21, 2019 11:57 PM (aUHJk)

530 The only way we survive a Kamala Harris Presidency is if we capture both Houses.

She's worse than Hillary in that . .? wait what am I talking about. Nothing's worse than Hillary.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 21, 2019 11:58 PM (cxIsI)

531 It's possible but not probable.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)

Well, I'm in an open primary state so I'll do my part to make it happen, and bitch and complain if it does.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

532 Don't read too much into the power of the #MeToo movement. The Democrats are possibly going to nominate a woman who shamelessly rode Willie Brown's dick to a political career. Like everything else with them, it's bullshit in the end.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 21, 2019 11:59 PM (ju9gW)

533 A fifth a day is no big deal.

I wish I did not know as much about alcoholism as I do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 11:54 PM (ZMWtN)

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If you have all day, every day, this is true. If you only have night time, not so much.

I hear what you're saying. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 11:59 PM (ffYR/)

534 A fifth a day is no big deal.



I wish I did not know as much about alcoholism as I do.

Myself as well brother.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2019 11:59 PM (K22Va)

535 530 The only way we survive a Kamala Harris Presidency is if we capture both Houses.

She's worse than Hillary in that . .? wait what am I talking about. Nothing's worse than Hillary.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 21, 2019 11:58 PM (cxIsI)

Well.... If Trump keeps pissin in the Dems cornflakes, and the Dems keep flailing about like buffoons, and the next generation of votes is sick of all the SJW horseshit and lies they're being fed... who's to say Trump's successor won't be a Republican?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2019 12:00 AM (Ct55T)

536 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

Early & often my friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:00 AM (aA3+G)

537 there was a study done that suggested that if you learned something while drinking, it was easier to remember while drinking.



There are songs I can NAIL after a couple of beers, that I just
can't quite hit sober... and vice versa, based on the condition I was in
when I learned them.

Posted by: Don Q at January 21, 2019 11:56 PM (NgKpN)


I can probably see that. In my case its not the remembering, its the fine polish that goes out the window. I guess I lose a little of my edge. Not so much with a few shots, but a serious buzz. Weed on the other hand, I'm god damn Oden. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2019 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

538 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2019 12:00 AM (Ct55T)

the only way we survive a President Kammala Harris, is the Second Amendment.

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:02 AM (NgKpN)

539 John yarmuth has been a dickbag every time I've dealt with him so I feel pretty sure he's actually just a dickbag. Very definition of limo lib. Apparently he's going to live forever. Such a smarmy asshole.

Posted by: NCKate at January 22, 2019 12:02 AM (JyTrc)

540 The Democrats are possibly going to nominate a woman who shamelessly rode Willie Brown's dick to a political career.

Kamala's problem, like Hillary's, is boffing a brilliant natural politician does not turn you into a brilliant natural politician..

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 22, 2019 12:02 AM (I2/tG)

541 LOL, true, but Sir Winston was a marvelous outlier in so many ways!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 21, 2019 11:54 PM (LOq4H)
That is for sure!

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 12:02 AM (n13/j)

542 White non-college is 3x both blacks and Hispanics.

The Ds aren't good at math

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:03 AM (1UZdv)

543 I knew a guy who drove a cement mixer for a living. Drank 24 cans of beer a day, every day. But that was to be "functional". If he wanted to be drunk, he added Scotch.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (ju9gW)

544 You want a significant other? A real relationship? Find a non-drinker, and quit drinking yourself. Otherwise you're just seeking a drinking buddy.
Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 11:50 PM (mk9aG)


Oh bullsht. Lots of couples enjoy adult beverages on occasion.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

545 Babe in the billiards pic is nice but nobody home.
Scientology?! Really?! Need to take her to church.

As for the babe who is turned off by smirks.
She is bat-shit crazy and never, ever stick it in crazy.
So cats it is for then....

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (QMwOT)

546 I can probably see that. In my case its not the remembering, its the fine polish that goes out the window. I guess I lose a little of my edge. Not so much with a few shots, but a serious buzz. Weed on the other hand, I'm god damn Oden. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2019 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

Yup.... serious buzz messes with muscle memory.

But folks here are conflating those who have a few drinks, with serious alcoholics...

There is a difference between use and abuse.

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (NgKpN)

547 The person, who had been a friend, who made me seriously confront how destructive alcoholism was. He had been good looking, a lot of potential, but his personal issues made him crawl into a bottle. He rented a small place from me for 13 years, and he was smart, and kind of funny, but his only ambition was to get drunk every night. (one of those who drank 1/5 a night) Somewhere along the way, he started messing with valium. I imagine he had mixed the two, alcohol and valium, for some time and thought he knew how to do it. One night, he miscalculated, and when his other friends noticed he wasn't around and asked me if I knew what was up, it became my unhappy task to get the police, go in his place, and find the body. Somehow I know what we were going to find as soon as I knew he was missing, because even though I had his keys I knew damn sure I wasn't going into that place without the police at my side.

It had been a couple days. Not something I'd like to repeat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2019 12:05 AM (V2Yro)

548 Alcoholism destroys people and family. I've seen enough too know that much. I've known several, it hardly ever ends well. Death and destruction is the norm. Some can work past it others learn to moderate most die and destroy themselves and their loved ones in the end. I hate drunks and junkies. Recovering or recovered alki bums are okish.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2019 12:06 AM (0OmEj)

549 boffing a brilliant natural politician does not turn you into a brilliant natural politician

Semen is not magic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2019 12:07 AM (ykYG2)

550 Kamala is so beatable by Trump. She won't even deliver the black male vote.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:07 AM (1UZdv)

551 @AOC on millennials and social media: "We're, like, the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change"

-
Space/time is, like, relative.

- Einstein

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2019 12:07 AM (+y/Ru)

552 White non-college is 3x both blacks and Hispanics.

The Ds aren't good at math


They'll just do what Obama did - run constant negative advertising, not to get working-class whites to vote Democrat, but to get them not to vote at all, out of disgust with the system.

It's the same thing that the media blitz against Trump is intended to accomplish - not to convert Trump supporters, but to try to turn Trump supporters off politics altogether.

And given the midterm results, that strategy has had a certain amount of success.



Posted by: The ARC of History at January 22, 2019 12:08 AM (I2/tG)

553 550 Kamala is so beatable by Trump. She won't even deliver the black male vote.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:07 AM (1UZdv)

I think if she keeps her cool, the machine could drag her over the line.

If she "goes for it", she'll be a freakin' laughing stock. Like most Dems who try to "out-Trump Trump".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2019 12:08 AM (Ct55T)

554 Yup.... serious buzz messes with muscle memory.



But folks here are conflating those who have a few drinks, with serious alcoholics...



There is a difference between use and abuse.



Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (NgKpN)

There was a drummer who played with us for a short period. The dude drank a half a case of beer at practice, never broke a sweat, and was a god on the drums. Lightning fast, amazing stick work, bass drums that sounded like carpet bombing with nukes, and the timing of an atomic clock. He was world class, could play with any metal band on the frigging planet. He just up and vanished one day. Poof...gone. never knew what happened. Rumor has it he ended up in a rehab, but we never knew for sure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2019 12:09 AM (9Om/r)

555 550 Kamala is so beatable by Trump. She won't even deliver the black male vote.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Depends on how often she uses her previous skill set.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:09 AM (LOq4H)

556 Semen is not magic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2019 12:07 AM 

You've been seeing the wrong people.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at January 22, 2019 12:10 AM (ju9gW)

557 Trump voters will turn out. His danger is that the squishy middle turns out against him because they're tired of perceived crazy.

But most D candidates are obviously crazier. The ones who arent -- Korblucher --won't get nominated

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:11 AM (1UZdv)

558 Early & often my friend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:00 AM (aA3+G)

I'm in the reddest county in the state, we check ID's. Oddly enough when I lived in Cleveland they didn't check ID.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 22, 2019 12:11 AM (Rz2Nc)

559 I knew a guy who drove a cement mixer for a living.
Drank 24 cans of beer a day, every day. But that was to be
"functional". If he wanted to be drunk, he added Scotch.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (ju9gW)
Its like that scene from Bad News Bears. When they start spiking their beer cans with booze, that is a bad sign.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 12:13 AM (n13/j)

560 The best bass player ever -- James Jamerson -- did Marvin Gaye's What's Going On flat on his back he was so drunk

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:13 AM (1UZdv)

561 I have a decision to make...

Posted by: Hillary at January 22, 2019 12:13 AM (vtd+q)

562 Kamala is so beatable by Trump. She won't even deliver the black male vote.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:07 AM (1UZdv)

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I really thought that she would save herself for a 2024 run, when she may have a real shot. I guess not.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 22, 2019 12:13 AM (ffYR/)

563 Drinking.

Two beers, I'm feeling it. Three beers, here, take my keys.

Bourbon?

I can sip bourbon from ten till two, and still walk a perfectly straight line, type accurately and only barely slur a bid of muh wurdz.

I'm not gonna be driving after either though.

Cops ain't gonna pull me over in my recliner after that third nitecap, y'know?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2019 12:14 AM (0Kh3z)

564 The Ds think that Kamala is another Obama, with more testosterone

Silly rabbits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:15 AM (1UZdv)

565
Kamala's problem, like Hillary's, is boffing a brilliant natural politician does not turn you into a brilliant natural politician..Posted by: The ARC of History at January 22, 2019 12:02 AM (I2/tG

====

Kamala has pinched-face syndrome. She's working on it, trying not to make the same mistakes Hillary made, but the face will pinch back to its normal proportions in live debate the same way it does in hearings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2019 12:15 AM (13CQC)

566 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2019 12:05 AM (V2Yro)

Wow, what a horrible experience. God Bless you and yours.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 22, 2019 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

567 Serious drunks actually need less over time to get hammered.


Where do you get that from? I have a serious history of alcoholism which disputes that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 12:16 AM (fuK7c)

568 But folks here are conflating those who have a few drinks, with serious alcoholics...



There is a difference between use and abuse.



Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:04 AM (NgKpN)

I am not saying that. A guy that has a couple of beers or wine with meals will probably live longer than a teetotaler. At least that is what the latest science says. The way they used to do it in Italy, France, and Greece, at least in theory, is the way to go imo. They treat wine as food and take it with food. Again, that is in theory, they have drunks too of course.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 12:16 AM (n13/j)

569 His danger is that the squishy middle turns out against him because they're tired of perceived crazy. 

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:11 AM

If the Democrats were smart they would run the most boring white guy they have and brand the whole campaign "The Return to Normal". Nevermind that the abnormal is not Trump, but the illegal spying on him and the sustained refusal to peacefully transfer power post-election. That's no problem at all, barely an inconvenience with a compliant media (on "both" sides).

Posted by: Sir Elton John at January 22, 2019 12:17 AM (ju9gW)

570 @569 Exactly, but the Ds won't. There's no Inner Inner Party in control.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2019 12:18 AM (1UZdv)

571
I really thought that she would save herself for a 2024 run, when she may have a real shot. I guess not.Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 22, 2019 12:13 AM (ffYR/
====

She knows she has an expiration date, same as Obama did. He couldn't afford to accumulate a record. She can't afford to accumulate any more wrinkles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2019 12:18 AM (13CQC)

572 Recovering or recovered alki bums are okish.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2019 12:06 AM (0OmEj)


My coal miner uncle, Milton, was a good former drunk. He could be around people who drank and never got preachy; he just didn't drink anymore. After driving home from the evening shift in the mines and waking up in the car in the dirt driveway once again, he told my aunt, 'Olgie (for Olga), this shit is killing me.' He stopped drinking right then and there and didn't touch a drop for the next 20 or so years before he died. And like I said, not preachy.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 12:20 AM (Y8PSl)

573 Depends on how often she uses her previous skill set.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:09 AM (LOq4H)


Why guys lie to get a bj, or is she giving it in the voting booth. The Hillary error, winning big in a few blue sates makes you a loser.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 22, 2019 12:21 AM (Rz2Nc)

574 Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 12:16 AM

It happened to my uncle. He was a functional alcoholic who could really put it away in his 20s and 30s. But when he hit 40, only a few drinks would turn him into a fall-down gibbering drunk. He got clean in his 50s.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2019 12:21 AM (ju9gW)

575 Ace is alive and kicking on the sidebar. Catch it before it goes into the ether!

Posted by: dIb at January 22, 2019 12:21 AM (VJOLZ)

576 Where do you get that from? I have a serious history of alcoholism which disputes that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 12:16 AM (fuK7c)

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See me upthread. Not gonna go back for a post number after all this time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 22, 2019 12:21 AM (ffYR/)

577
Kamala is so beatable by Trump. She won't even deliver the black male vote.

Posted by: Ignoramus


===

That's the danger for all the females running: men. Black, white, brown. It seems like a few black and brown men dipped their toes in the Republican water in 2016 and they're out in the waves splashing and having a good time now, yelling at the laggards on the shore to come on in, the water's fine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2019 12:23 AM (13CQC)

578 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2019 12:06 AM (0OmEj)

Good to know you think I am okish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:23 AM (aA3+G)

579 Berzerker... as your weed sommelier may I suggest Hotrod-[tahoe og x mendo-breath x grandaddy purple] its for him and for her, increases length and girth, enhances tone, sustain, tremolo and especially vibrato... makes her cum harder than a Tool bass line.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 12:23 AM (ShoO1)

580 > I really thought that she would save herself for a 2024 run, when she may have a real shot. I guess not.

By 2024 she's going to be obviously headed down the Maxine Waters road, and that road is mighty rough.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 12:24 AM (YLHN9)

581 Ace seems to have the bit in his teeth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:24 AM (gwIiX)

582 It happened to my uncle. He was a functional alcoholic who could really put it away in his 20s and 30s. But when he hit 40, only a few drinks would turn him into a fall-down gibbering drunk. He got clean in his 50s.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

Interesting, have a friend, when her metabolism changed. Boom, no more alcohol.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:24 AM (LOq4H)

583 Bed time. Thanks for a great ONT MisHum and theHorde.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 22, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

584 Night Evasiveboat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:25 AM (gwIiX)

585 People like this become quite literally immune to alcohol.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Those poor bastards.

Posted by: mikeski at January 22, 2019 12:26 AM (P1f+c)

586 Fantastic content on this most nauseating day of stupid. MAGA

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 22, 2019 12:26 AM (FJrl0)

587 Evasiveboat42
Good nite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:26 AM (aA3+G)

588 > Kamala's problem, like Hillary's, is boffing a brilliant natural politician does not turn you into a brilliant natural politician..

I suspect the grim reality is setting in for her, as it will eventually for O'CrazyHo-CourtDate: guys will put up with a lot of bullshit from a chick they want to bang, but when you're no longer bangable, that pass gets revoked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 12:27 AM (YLHN9)

589
Interesting, have a friend, when her metabolism changed. Boom, no more alcohol.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:24 AM (LOq4H)

Oh hell yeah... I'm 59, can't drink Anywhere near like I did in my 20's or 30's Navy days... it would kill me now.

But for me its all about control... and not being out OF it. LOL

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:28 AM (NgKpN)

590 The only way we survive a Kamala Harris Presidency is if we start drinking heavily.


Posted by: jakee308 at January 21, 2019 11:58 PM (cxIsI)

---
FTFY!

#Cheers!

Posted by: Senator Bluto at January 22, 2019 12:29 AM (pbYL9)

591 Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:28 AM (NgKpN)


Typo should be a 2 not a 5 in front of that 9

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:30 AM (aA3+G)

592 @449. A glass or two of wine after a vape or two of weed can do that. Weed vape is pretty hard to detect too. Bathroom trips between wine? Otherwise. She's a lightweight. But obvs by posting this u have suspicions....

Posted by: keena at January 22, 2019 12:31 AM (RiTnx)

593 Depends on how often she uses her previous skill set.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:09 AM (LOq4H)

So yer sayin' there's a chance.....

Well, I guess really what you are saying is that she is a hooooer.

That'd be my take.

The only women's vote she will pick up are the mattress-backed girls. The rest of us think she's a skank.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2019 12:32 AM (NXsWM)

594 Good God!!!

My Pillow has expanded into sheets.

For the love of all that is holy.....noooooo!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:32 AM (gpinW)

595 540 The Democrats are possibly going to nominate a woman who shamelessly rode Willie Brown's dick to a political career.

Kamala's problem, like Hillary's, is boffing a brilliant natural politician does not turn you into a brilliant natural politician..
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 22, 2019 12:02 AM (I2/tG)

Bill burr had something to say about that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHLUA9DxcqQ

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at January 22, 2019 12:32 AM (zUD19)

596 Good God!!!

My Pillow has expanded into sheets.

For the love of all that is holy.....noooooo!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:32 AM (gpinW)



I have no evidence but I'm sure that My Pillow is a communist plot. It's just so awful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 12:33 AM (fuK7c)

597 Give that girl some Nicorette. Stat. Her lungs will thank her for it.

Posted by: ALH at January 21, 2019 10:02 PM (/Z/Su)

Those lungs look mighty fine on this here computer screen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2019 12:35 AM (nPGq2)

598 After Obama and Trump, I will never again say "this person has no chance to win".

Remember in 2007, everyone and I mean everyone on the right said no way a guy with a middle name Hussein can win. How'd that work out. And in 2015, and up until about 9:30pm EST on Nov 8, 2016, about 95% of the population was sure it was nuts a former game show host could win.

So can Kamala win? Fuck yeah, why not?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:36 AM (gpinW)

599 I have no evidence but I'm sure that My Pillow is a communist plot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Didn't someone here the other day say the My Pillow guy was a big Trump supporter?

Or is that part of the plot? Put an anti-communist in charge? Very sneaky...

Posted by: mikeski at January 22, 2019 12:36 AM (P1f+c)

600 591 Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:28 AM (NgKpN)


Typo should be a 2 not a 5 in front of that 9
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:30 AM (aA3+G)

Sorry, but no. I don't subscribe to the meme that we are all supposed to be young.

I've earned my scars, and hopefully gained a bit of wisdom along the way.

I wouldn't WANT to be 29 right now. I have a 27 year old Son and things SUCK out there for them.

So I will wear my Age with Pride. Pride that I survived shit that would make most people fold.

And then tell you kids to get off my grass.

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:37 AM (NgKpN)

601 I think gaming this far out is probably a fool's game. They'll coalesce on someone. A very, very, very long election cycle still lays before us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:38 AM (gwIiX)

602 Yeah My Pillow guy is a Trump fan. Still if I see his mug on the TeeVee one more time....shit's gonna get thrown at the TeeVee.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:38 AM (gpinW)

603 So can Kamala win? Fuck yeah, why not?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:36 AM (gpinW)

I never thought it was not possible for Obama to win- all to the contrary. He was a blank slate- and everyone did a damn thorough job in making sure he stayed that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:39 AM (gwIiX)

604 Moated home in the middle of Louisiana. I would like to go on a retreat there, but I imagine if you don't have someone to clean out the moat it gets kind of stinky:


https://tinyurl.com/ydyj9yca

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 12:39 AM (AllCR)

605 Feel that? I did. Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg is ready to meet her maker. Friday at the latest. And we know what comes next. Just think, the left made transparently ludicrous accusations of GANG RAPE (!) against the last SCOTUS nominee. There is no level to which they will not stoop. Including assassination, which is pretty much all they have left.

Posted by: Full Metal Leftard at January 22, 2019 12:40 AM (uloIh)

606 The flat billed MAGA ball caps should be banned.

Posted by: literally serious at January 22, 2019 12:40 AM (R/01c)

607 Burton Cummings' singing voice was all kinds of awesome.


Posted by: davidt at January 21, 2019 10:09 PM (jGvbj)

He is still alive, AFAIK, which is kind of remarkable given his rock and roll lifestyle. Fine piano player, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2019 12:40 AM (nPGq2)

608 Harris, OTOH has taken a few more stands on various issues. Has even less amount of time in the job, but she has thrown more rocks during that time than Obama did. Harder to run as blank slate woman that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:41 AM (gwIiX)

609 Angry, righteous ace is best ace. And boy is he - correctly - righteously angry.


I keep saying I can't believe how bad it is, only to be (repeatedly) overtaken by things getting even worse.


There's something malignantly novel for America, something very early 20th century European, about the current ugliness (which is entirely assymmetric, i.e. one-sided in origin and intensity).


Yeah yeah Civil War, draft riots in NY, congressman jailed by the president, blah blah blah. That was a long time ago in a very different country than the one that developed in the 20th century.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2019 12:42 AM (QDnY+)

610


Typo should be a 2 not a 5 in front of that 9
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:30 AM (aA3+G)

Sorry, but no. I don't subscribe to the meme that we are all supposed to be young.

I've earned my scars, and hopefully gained a bit of wisdom along the way.

I wouldn't WANT to be 29 right now. I have a 27 year old Son and things SUCK out there for them.

So I will wear my Age with Pride. Pride that I survived shit that would make most people fold.

And then tell you kids to get off my grass.
Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:37 AM (NgKpN)



And on that note we share the same age.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:42 AM (aA3+G)

611 https://tinyurl.com/ydyj9yca
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 12:39 AM (AllCR)

Nice tower.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:43 AM (gwIiX)

612 Interesting, have a friend, when her metabolism changed. Boom, no more alcohol.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:24 AM (LOq4H)


When I hit 40, I had to stop drinking beer. A couple of swallows made me feel instantly and uncomfortably bloated. I still like beer, but beer no longer likes me.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 12:44 AM (Y8PSl)

613 And on that note we share the same age.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:42 AM (aA3+G)

But if you self identify as 29?

Get off my lawn... LOL

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:44 AM (NgKpN)

614 A thousand points of firefights:

@Breaking911 3m

BREAKING: Afghan officials say Taliban attack on a military base in eastern province on Monday killed 45 military personnel - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2019 12:45 AM (ZejZP)

615 Remember in 2007, everyone and I mean everyone on the right said no way a guy with a middle name Hussein can win. How'd that work out. And in 2015, and up until about 9:30pm EST on Nov 8, 2016, about 95% of the population was sure it was nuts a former game show host could win.

So can Kamala win? Fuck yeah, why not?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:36 AM (gpinW)

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Good Lord, really? See Economy, the.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 22, 2019 12:45 AM (ffYR/)

616
Good lord, now the Baier (as in Bret) family is all hospitalized after a car crash. Those people have gotten some knocks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2019 12:46 AM (13CQC)

617 Oh, but what a weekend... "



Or 5 minutes...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 21, 2019 10:16 PM (6qErC)

Delbert McClinton had song about that:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=HL3z2s7b5Ns

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2019 12:47 AM (nPGq2)

618 Regarding the sidebar: Oh yeah, a switch has flipped in Ace. So many bridges are on fire right now you'd think Clinton bombed Serbia again. And fuck these people. Their names SHOULD be mud to anyone who votes conservative. If Ace is successful in destroying every last vestige of credibility these cretins have with anyone on the right, then bravo. It's past time for some fucking rice bowls to be broken.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2019 12:47 AM (ju9gW)

619 Yeah yeah Civil War, draft riots in NY, congressman jailed by the president, blah blah blah. That was a long time ago in a very different country than the one that developed in the 20th century.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2019 12:42 AM (QDnY+)

We just had 1000 or so Citizens in an armed stand off with the Federal Government at the Bundy Ranch.

Its not as different as the media tries to convince us it is.

Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:47 AM (NgKpN)

620 Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 12:44 AM (NgKpN)


The knee surgeries and the back surgery tell me that 59 is not the new 29. Off your lawn? Ok let me hobble

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 12:47 AM (aA3+G)

621 So has anyone here seen Bird Box? It's the Netflix movie that is supposed to be the mostest bestest movie ever. I watched it and realized why all of Hollywood is orgasming over it.

Every single bad guy in the movie was a white male. Every single good guy in the movie was a woman, black man or Asian gay man. And I mean literally every single character, not just most or mainly. ALL.

It was basically 2 hours of a Gillette commercial.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:48 AM (gpinW)

622 615 Remember in 2007, everyone and I mean everyone on the right said no way a guy with a middle name Hussein can win. How'd that work out. And in 2015, and up until about 9:30pm EST on Nov 8, 2016, about 95% of the population was sure it was nuts a former game show host could win.

So can Kamala win? Fuck yeah, why not?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:36 AM (gpinW)

----------------------

Good Lord, really? See Economy, the.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 22, 2019 12:45 AM (ffYR/)

___

Yeah about that.....

Posted by: 2018 Election at January 22, 2019 12:50 AM (gpinW)

623 Ok, this sidebar thing. Go to home page, look at stuff on the right. How does one know which one is ACE involved in? Please forgive my ignorance, I'm young.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 12:53 AM (LOq4H)

624 Nathan Phillips is a fake.


Posted by: irongrampa at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (S/hVx)

Word.

Posted by: Grey Owl at January 22, 2019 12:53 AM (nPGq2)

625 Honey Rider: "Looking for shells?"James Bond: "Just looking."

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 22, 2019 12:54 AM (8iiMU)

626 Usually, if it's unsigned on the sidebar, it's Ace. Not sure if that's a guideline, or a hard rule.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 22, 2019 12:54 AM (ju9gW)

627 Good evening everyone,

The tree branch gif has me laughing!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 12:55 AM (IDhUW)

628 I'm also laughing, but in a completely different way, about congress critters (apologies to real critters) trying to dictate what people can wear.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 12:58 AM (IDhUW)

629 > Feel that? I did. Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg is ready to meet her maker.

The media has gone completely dark on her. Completely. No more reports about how she's "working from home". Nothing. Zip.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 01:01 AM (YLHN9)

630 We just had 1000 or so Citizens in an armed stand off with the Federal Government at the Bundy Ranch.
------
Federal Govrenment is much too large, needs to be reduced significantly.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:02 AM (IDhUW)

631 > Federal Govrenment is much too large, needs to be reduced significantly.

Someone asked on another site what people thought the "essential services" of the federal government should be.

I said the jobs mentioned specifically in the Constitution, and no others.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 01:04 AM (YLHN9)

632 623 Ok, this sidebar thing. Go to home page, look at stuff on the right. How does one know which one is ACE involved in? Please forgive my ignorance, I'm young.



Ace doesn't state his name in the side bar or Joanie Goldberg. Us mere mortals sign with our nic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2019 01:05 AM (aA3+G)

633 Communist News Network is running a story headlined "How Kamala Harris Wins".

I didn't click through to the actual site, but I'm betting it's much like the roughly 10,000 "How Hillary Clinton Wins" stories they ran before the last election.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 01:05 AM (YLHN9)

634 I said the jobs mentioned specifically in the Constitution, and no others.
-----
Any power not specifically given to the Feds belongs to the states.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:06 AM (IDhUW)

635 > Any power not specifically given to the Feds belongs to the states.

Yes, or to the people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 01:06 AM (YLHN9)

636 ...We just had 1000 or so Citizens in an armed stand off with the Federal Government at the Bundy Ranch.

......

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:02 AM (IDhUW)



Wanna see the entire left's haid's esplode?

Let Trump hang Presidential Medals of Freedom around those 1,000 Freedom Fighters' necks.

He should fly them in on USAF Executive Jets, and bus them the final leg to the White House on USAF logo'd buses.

Optics, baby. Optics.


*sharpens bayonet*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2019 01:07 AM (0Kh3z)

637 Thanks MisHum and rusty nail.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 22, 2019 01:10 AM (LOq4H)

638 I think President Trump wins reelection if voter fraud is minimized. I think he has won over many who did not vote for him the first time around. Additional eyes may be opened with the left going full on stupid.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

639 The product (MY Pillow) may be o.k. The delivery and the redundancy of it are a pain. I got sick of it on the radio. I don't have a T.V for the ads to annoy me there. I feel the same way about Balance of Nature. The product may be great. I turn off the ads everytime I hear one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 01:10 AM (AllCR)

640 Wanna see the entire left's haid's esplode?
----
Why yes,yes, I do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:11 AM (IDhUW)

641 *sharpens bayonet*



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

---
not too much, bro.

duller knives make nastier wounds...

no clean slice to self-seal or make for easier stitching.

Posted by: Senator Bluto at January 22, 2019 01:14 AM (pbYL9)

642 ...Wanna see the entire left's haid's esplode?
----
Why yes,yes, I do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:11 AM (IDhUW)



Department of Interior needs to issue bounties on ears taken.

I could be a rich man in a short time.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2019 01:16 AM (0Kh3z)

643 >>> For what it's worth, more than NRO jumped with both feet on the Covington Kids.

Twitchy and a whole bunch of loner conservatives felt the need to join the gibbering mob. I can only guess they're hoping it's a case of the crocodile eating them last if they just jump in and wave the pussy hat around a few times.


...

i know but how do I get JeffB. fired from his tough job of sitting on Twitter all fucking day?

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2019 01:16 AM (PbpT7)

644
It was basically 2 hours of a Gillette commercial.
----
Well, that sounds horrible, thanks for the info, I won't waste my time.

Gillette has basically turned themselves into a ready made insult. "you shave with Gillette"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 22, 2019 01:17 AM (IDhUW)

645 >>>626 Usually, if it's unsigned on the sidebar, it's Ace. Not sure if that's a guideline, or a hard rule.

I forgot that was even a rule, or that we even had a rule.

Well done, cobloggers!!! I totally overlooked this possible confusion.

thanks for signing your posts.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2019 01:17 AM (PbpT7)

646 The product (MY Pillow) may be o.k. The delivery and
the redundancy of it are a pain. I got sick of it on the radio. I don't
have a T.V for the ads to annoy me there. I feel the same way about
Balance of Nature. The product may be great. I turn off the ads
everytime I hear one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 01:10 AM (AllCR)
At least My Pillow is a good pillow. I have had to mute every Samantha Bee commercial over and over. I have still not watched a second of her show but probably have muted her commercial a hundred times.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:18 AM (n13/j)

647 Like a Swiss watch, the AOSHQ is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:20 AM (gwIiX)

648 You still doing all right, Fen? Having trouble sleeping?

Don't take whatever ace is taking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:21 AM (gwIiX)

649 nothing like getting an e-mail from the quacks at the VA, telling you have an appointment on VD, when you know DAMN well you didn't make one for that day...

have i ever mentioned how inadequate i find these scum sucking pig fuckers to be?

Posted by: Senator Bluto at January 22, 2019 01:21 AM (pbYL9)

650 Which one was BaseballCrank again? I remember his twitter icon, but not the dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:22 AM (gwIiX)

651 ...
i know but how do I get JeffB. fired from his tough job of sitting on Twitter all fucking day?

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2019 01:16 AM (PbpT7)



You don't.

You go back channel and give some of the trigger pullers here a set of times, coordinants and pattern intel, and then just pull the hell back and let nature take it's course.

*blinks innocently*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2019 01:23 AM (0Kh3z)

652 i know but how do I get JeffB. fired from his tough job of sitting on Twitter all fucking day?
Posted by: ace


Obviously you don't want the real answer, and we don't want anything redounding on us, so no dice.

JeffB. is the only person I've encountered online that I can honestly say lacks all honor. He is devoid of anything that could remotely be considered ... worthy of courtesy.

He is a void of all things honorable. A Victorian hole of person. He has attached himself to the vaccuum of the moral universe and hit 'HIGH.'

I think that's punishment enough. YMMV.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2019 01:24 AM (ZejZP)

653 I have never read this much sidebar in one day.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:24 AM (n13/j)

654 I used to set undergraduates the task of how they'd determine Avogadro's number experimentally.



It's actually quite difficult to do so fundamentally, i.e., without
relying on a measure that was in itself derived from Avogadro's number,
that is, a circular determination.



A similar problem, albeit much easier, is determining the speed of light in a fundamental way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2019 11:22 PM (YqDXo)

It's easy! I looked it up in the phone book. 867-5309

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Kotex at January 22, 2019 01:24 AM (nPGq2)

655 high capacity mouths with too many teeth

Did she go to Alien High?

Posted by: PG at January 22, 2019 01:25 AM (iqCkn)

656 643 >>> For what it's worth, more than NRO jumped with both feet on the Covington Kids.

Twitchy and a whole bunch of loner conservatives felt the need to join the gibbering mob. I can only guess they're hoping it's a case of the crocodile eating them last if they just jump in and wave the pussy hat around a few times.


...

i know but how do I get JeffB. fired from his tough job of sitting on Twitter all fucking day?

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2019 01:16 AM (PbpT7)




Tell his wife's boyfriend?

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2019 01:25 AM (cAnNx)

657 What does Samantha Bee sell?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 01:27 AM (gpinW)

658 Jim, i saw a video on youtube that you would appreciate- chamonix heli rescue. the front skids are upturned so they can hover into the face of the mountain. amazing skills.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:27 AM (ShoO1)

659 "A similar problem, albeit much easier, is determining the speed of light in a fundamental way. "

It's fast. Like reaaaaaaaly fast.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 01:27 AM (gpinW)

660 What does Samantha Bee sell?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 01:27 AM (gpinW)

herself

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:28 AM (n13/j)

661 If a woman could be a cuck, Samantha bee would be one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 01:29 AM (gpinW)

662 AKA her dumb show, Full Frontal. Just Repub hate and nothing more.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:29 AM (n13/j)

663 > Gillette has basically turned themselves into a ready made insult. "you shave with Gillette"


I've already used "He looks like a Gillette man" as an insult.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2019 01:30 AM (YLHN9)

664 @ coogle.


Alpine heli pilots are by definition, and density altitude, crazy.

Not enough oxygen up there for cogent thought.

And that can be the only explanation as to what they do with those birds up there in the thin air.

That, and balls the size of an entire Yeti.

And I don't mean the cooler.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2019 01:31 AM (0Kh3z)

665 Light speed is nuthin'. It's plaid speed that'll get you.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at January 22, 2019 01:33 AM (Y8PSl)

666 Being TDY on East Coast Time, I'm to the snoozer, Horde.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2019 01:33 AM (0Kh3z)

667 try ludicrous speed.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:34 AM (n13/j)

668 624 Nathan Phillips is a fake.


Posted by: irongrampa at January 21, 2019 10:22 PM (S/hVx)

Word.
Posted by: Grey Owl at January 22, 2019 12:53 AM (nPGq2)

Has anybody asked that asshat why he felt justified telling a bald-faced lie about children that he assaulted?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2019 01:34 AM (NXsWM)

669 I forgot that was even a rule, or that we even had a rule.

Well done, cobloggers!!! I totally overlooked this possible confusion.

thanks for signing your posts.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2019 01:17 AM (PbpT7)



Pish posh. No one expects you to read your own blog.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 01:34 AM (fuK7c)

670 same here, adios everyone

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:34 AM (n13/j)

671 Jim, after he drops the crew off the pilot drops down the face like a roller coaster. your stomach would be in your throat.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:35 AM (ShoO1)

672 Was that Wile E. Coyote cutting that limb off?

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 01:36 AM (/rm4P)

673 The best way to hurt Jeff B is to tell him that Peter Gabriel's whole "So" album was adult-contemporary easy-listening bullshit, completely bereft of new ideas, and a betrayal of his fanbase

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2019 01:36 AM (ykYG2)

674 try ludicrous speed.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:34 AM (n13/j)


No, not ludicrous speed!

Posted by: Colonel Sandurz at January 22, 2019 01:37 AM (Y8PSl)

675 What does Samantha Bee sell?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 01:27 AM (gpinW)


Sea shells.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2019 01:37 AM (U96rM)

676 jeffb. He's like gabe. But without the nice truck.

Posted by: NCKate at January 22, 2019 01:38 AM (JyTrc)

677 BTH, stick it in and twist it, and remember jeffbs girl is a dirty whore!

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:39 AM (ShoO1)

678 I guess ludicrous speed causes plaid so it is even.

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:39 AM (n13/j)

679 603
I never thought it was not possible for Obama to win- all to the contrary......
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 12:39 AM (gwIiX)
-----------------------------------------
Likewise.
I knew he was big trouble the first time he came on the scene.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2019 01:39 AM (Rxduq)

680 Night Quint. Dream of Bowlegged Women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:40 AM (gwIiX)

681 Somehow I never saw JeffB's comments here very much before he skedaddled, but I do recall they were the quintessence of Beltway weak sauce.


I think I've seen his twatters stuff RT'd a few times on other people's accounts, and it was sub-meh.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2019 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

682 NCKATE, beauty!

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:40 AM (ShoO1)

683 The best way to hurt Jeff B is to tell him that Peter Gabriel's whole "So" album was adult-contemporary easy-listening bullshit, completely bereft of new ideas, and a betrayal of his fanbase
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Slow down there. SO is a great thing. Jarf Buff isn't necessarily the issue there. C'mon! Let's not get hasty.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2019 01:40 AM (ZejZP)

684 I do need a new pillow

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 01:41 AM (/rm4P)

685 Likewise.
I knew he was big trouble the first time he came on the scene.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2019 01:39 AM (Rxduq)

Yeah, that convention speech(?) in 2004 was not bad. Hit all the right, reasonable sounding notes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:41 AM (gwIiX)

686
673 The best way to hurt Jeff B is to tell him that Peter Gabriel's whole "So" album was adult-contemporary easy-listening bullshit, completely bereft of new ideas, and a betrayal of his fanbase

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2019 01:36 AM (ykYG2)



I thought it was to make a crack about the band Radiohead, like their only sort of decent song is "Creep" but other bands play it better.

Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2019 01:42 AM (cAnNx)

687 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:40 AM (gwIiX)

Cheers

Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2019 01:43 AM (n13/j)

688 Can we not attach musical trifles to the anal warts that is JeffB.?

We're... *sniff*

... better than that.

*instagram pose*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2019 01:44 AM (ZejZP)

689 Yeah, that convention speech(?) in 2004 was not bad. Hit all the right, reasonable sounding notes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:41 AM (gwIiX)


So, a job well done.

Posted by: TOTUS (when it wasn't TOTUS) at January 22, 2019 01:44 AM (Y8PSl)

690 The pain you feel today is the strength you'll feel tomorrow.

The barbells and dumbbells you hold in your hands and the way you use them have stories to tell.

Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body.

I'm Ruth Bader Ginsberg, and this is my Master Class.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2019 01:44 AM (GtG/j)

691 even these insults of JeffB bore me. He's such a nothing.

The other day he said 'Wow it's wild to be watching football on twitter!"

Living his best life, I guess. On Twitter.

Ever see his "podcast" on YouTube? It's very, very sad. Three days after it posts, and it has like 260 views.

I always wonder: why bother having a podcast? Just call up each of your listeners individually and tell them your sweet-ass #HotTake about Kavanaugh.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2019 01:45 AM (PbpT7)

692 The pain you feel today is the strength you'll feel tomorrow.



The barbells and dumbbells you hold in your hands and the way you use them have stories to tell.



Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by
stress and thus tones the spirit just as exercise conditions the body.



I'm Ruth Bader Ginsberg, and this is my Master Class.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 22, 2019 01:44 AM (GtG/j)

Who the fuck are you kidding. Your workouts are probably like the rich old broad in the movie "Arthur".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2019 01:49 AM (9Om/r)

693 685---Yeah, that convention speech(?) in 2004 was not bad. Hit all the right, reasonable sounding notes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:41 AM (gwIiX)
---------------------------------
Exactly. Smoooooth operator.
Smooooth baritone voice.
He had IT.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2019 01:49 AM (Rxduq)

694 Well, the eyelids are drooping here. Time to go to bed. Night, Horde. Night, Ace. Thank you for letting us play here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2019 01:50 AM (nPGq2)

695 RBG's only work out for years was breathing, and she is having trouble doing that.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 01:50 AM (/rm4P)

696 '...If an enemy were insulting me, I could endure it; if a foe were rising against me, I could hide. But it is you, a man like myself, my companion, my close friend, with whom I once enjoyed sweet fellowship at the house of God, as we walked about among the worshipers....'
'...My companion attacks his friends; he violates his covenant. His talk is smooth as butter, yet war is in his heart; his words are more soothing than oil, yet they are drawn swords...'
'...But you, God, will bring down the wicked into the pit of decay; the bloodthirsty and deceitful will not live out half their days. But as for me, I trust in you.'
-Psalm 55

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:50 AM (gwIiX)

697 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2019 01:53 AM (gwIiX)

698 Best reason to watch the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix: see the NYC millennial marketing scum, the "influencers," the "creatives," the topknots, lumbersexuals and perverts, the soulless designbots who rule our media and tech. What a slimy, repulsive assortment of weirdos! I could not bear to be in the same room with a single one of the fashion-obsessed empty-headed app-addicted bro grifters in this doc, not for one second.

Posted by: gp at January 22, 2019 01:58 AM (mk9aG)

699 Margarita, Dennis Prager often said of obama- you hear it and think it sounds good, but if you read his speeches they are meaningless. Any idiot could project whatever they believed into obamas words.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:58 AM (ShoO1)

700 699 Margarita, Dennis Prager often said of obama- you hear it and think it sounds good, but if you read his speeches they are meaningless. Any idiot could project whatever they believed into obamas words.
Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:58 AM (ShoO1)
---------------------------------------
THIS.
That was the Obama magic.
He himself (in Dreams From My Father) said he was like a mirror to people and could reflect whatever they wanted to see --- or hear.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 22, 2019 02:12 AM (Rxduq)

701 Margarita, Dennis Prager often said of obama- you hear it and think it sounds good, but if you read his speeches they are meaningless. Any idiot could project whatever they believed into obamas words.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:58 AM (ShoO1)


Barky's speeches didn't sound good, at all. They sounded retarded ... which makes sense. He was a shitty speaker, on top of reading shitty speeches (when he could read them).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2019 02:15 AM (U96rM)

702 Margarita, I can only see obama in one way, gayly lifting weights. That one video perfectly summed obama up. If you havent seen it you should.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:17 AM (ShoO1)

703 I always wonder: why bother having a podcast? Just call up each of your listeners individually and tell them your sweet-ass #HotTake about Kavanaugh.
Posted by: ace


I still hold out for another Hoist the Black Flag. That was wild ass shizz.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2019 02:17 AM (ZejZP)

704 Meanwhile ... Danielle Collins looks like she is going to make it into the Australian Open semi-finals. Interesting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2019 02:18 AM (U96rM)

705 Any idiot could project whatever they believed into obamas words.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 01:58 AM (ShoO1)


Same thing Harris did in her opening campaign interview. All platitudes, no substance.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 02:19 AM (Y8PSl)

706 AOC on colbert lucky for older democrats as well as republicans she is not old enough to run for president.

Posted by: ramondo at January 22, 2019 02:23 AM (CVsxJ)

707 primordial, thats because we are rational, half the country isnt and thats who he was addressing. Pure emotion.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:25 AM (ShoO1)

708 I read 'The Silver Chair' aged 9 or so, so I knew the melodious tones of the Emerald Witch when I heard them from Barky's forked tongue.

Yeah, he sounds reasonable. His voice is melodic. But he lies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 22, 2019 02:29 AM (ykYG2)

709 Did C. S. provide for the current crop of craven GOPe?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2019 02:31 AM (ZejZP)

710 Rickz, i heard her emote about how concerned she was with everybodys safety. when she was the da in sf an illegal gang banger murdered a father and his two sons in front of the mother. sanctuary city.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:32 AM (ShoO1)

711 Barky's speeches didn't sound good, at all. They sounded retarded ... which makes sense. He was a shitty speaker, on top of reading shitty speeches (when he could read them).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2019 02:15 AM (U96rM)

Ergo, the corpsemen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2019 02:34 AM (NXsWM)

712 I found I had an open window with this unsent composition:

H/T Maetenloch

Isn't that an Austrian automobile company?

Now I can close that window.

I am up 'way too late. Tell me i can go 2 bed.

♪ Pleeeeease release me, let me goooooo... ♪

Posted by: mindful webworker - in terrrible, terrrrrible trouble, but never mind that right now at January 22, 2019 02:36 AM (az/3o)

713 Fukin' federal government.

That is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2019 02:37 AM (NXsWM)

714 mindful, i wrote down your link posting instructions, one day i will try them. thank you.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:39 AM (ShoO1)

715 #3 excellent

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 22, 2019 02:40 AM (FJrl0)

716 Rickz, i heard her emote about how concerned she was with everybodys safety. when she was the da in sf an illegal gang banger murdered a father and his two sons in front of the mother. sanctuary city.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:32 AM (ShoO1)


She never says what safety is, nor for whom she means whatever safety she think safety is. Like Bathhouse Barry, Kameltoe Harris is a lawyer. You have to read between their lines carefully.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 02:44 AM (Y8PSl)

717 If Harris were to get the Dem nod, I can already hear the anti-Harris protest chants:

"VOTE FOR THE HO',
KAMELTOE!"

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 02:49 AM (Y8PSl)

718 "... illegal gang banger murdered a father and his two sons "

That killing happened within earshot of me.
It was a nice day, I had my windows open.
I heard the shots.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 22, 2019 02:50 AM (w7KSn)

719 rickz, did you hear the next AG put her in her place while she was questioning him- a thing of beauty!

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:51 AM (ShoO1)

720 If Harris were to get the Dem nod, I can already hear the anti-Harris protest chants:



"VOTE FOR THE HO',

KAMELTOE!"

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 02:49 AM (Y8PSl)


Kameltoe shit. I bet in 10 years its going to be a moose knuckle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2019 02:51 AM (9Om/r)

721 Navybrat, didnt kamala go somewhat easy on the murderer? maybe no death penalty?

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:53 AM (ShoO1)

722 Berzerker, i am listening to Slipnot aka beastie boys on steroids!

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 02:55 AM (ShoO1)

723 The murderer is in prison right now. He is MS13.
I don't think anyone gets the death penalty anymore. I could be wrong about that.
No one has been put to death in a long time.
Charles Manson died a natural death.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 22, 2019 02:55 AM (w7KSn)

724
Ha. Ramondo is all excited about someone no more qualified to be president then the border-jumpers who collect my trash.

Last time the country voted for someone so unqualified the economy crashed in anticipation of the event. Leaving millions of high school and college graduates out of the job market for nearly a decade.

Yeah, let's perform that experiment again and expect different results this time.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 03:02 AM (jYje5)

725 Navybrat, when i was a kid i drove a tow truck in mill valley. late one night i was towing a car through the avenues and was stopped in front of a convenience store, all of a sudden cops pull up and using the car i was towing as cover point their guns at the store. needless to say i took off with the cops yelling at me not to move- motherfuckers.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 03:04 AM (ShoO1)

726 I don't think anyone gets the death penalty anymore. I could be wrong about that.
No one has been put to death in a long time.
Charles Manson died a natural death.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 22, 2019 02:55 AM (w7KSn)


The death penalty still gets imposed in CA, it's just that the judges and lawyers have turned into a super-max LWOP isolation sentence. (IMHO, that's why leftist are trying to do away with 'no hope' LWOP; they want European-type sentences for premeditated murder: A 10 to 20 year term, no DP, no LWOP.)

The Night Stalker also recently died on DR of natural causes.

BTW, Manson was not on DR. Manson was given a death sentence in 1971 for the Tate/LaBianca murders but Furman v. Georgia, 1972, threw out the death penalty and all DR inmates were resentenced. Manson came up regularly for parole, but was always denied it. Gregg v. Georgia, 1976, reinstated the death penalty with Gary Gilmore 'volunteering' to be the first after the death penalty was reinstated.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 03:11 AM (Y8PSl)

727 in the movie gary gilmore you get to see rosanna arquettes tits. if you have seen them they are never forgotten, ever.

Posted by: choogle at January 22, 2019 03:16 AM (ShoO1)

728 I'm a bit confused, isn't having your last name include Cortez endorsing genocide?I
Self hatred is a horrible thing.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 22, 2019 03:18 AM (0x00j)

729
Cortez. She can't even put together a coherent sentence free of errors:

"That at some point this chronic reality do (sic) reach a breaking point and I think for our generation it reached that, I wished I didn't have to be doing every post (what?), but sometimes I just feel like people aren't being held accountable. Until, we start pitching in and holding people accountable, I'm just gonna let them have it."

If it ever looked like this dumb bint was anywhere close to winning the presidency the 'smart money' in this country would crash the economy so hard it would make 2008 look like a Sunday School picnic.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 03:31 AM (jYje5)

730 *DERP*

Posted by: ramondo at January 22, 2019 03:31 AM (5aX2M)

731 check - plus - check

Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 22, 2019 03:32 AM (Z2PYk)

732 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? Tune in January 25th! at January 21, 2019 10:19 PM (icI8A)

Whoo-hoo!

Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 03:36 AM (GkIz4)

733 i need to keep my fingerpaints away from my lube. i keep eating ky and coloring my poop chute.

Posted by: ramondo at January 22, 2019 03:37 AM (5aX2M)

734 6 [OBJECTS IN THIS COMMENT ARE CLOSER THSN THEY APPEAR]

Or, from XKCD, "OBJECTS IN THIS MIRROR ARE BLUER THAN THEY APPEAR"

Posted by: BJM at January 22, 2019 03:42 AM (hu22E)

735 hu22E?
u22E? Or he22E?

Posted by: BJM at January 22, 2019 03:45 AM (hu22E)

736 No. I22E!

Posted by: BJM at January 22, 2019 03:47 AM (hu22E)

737 Truly, I am so easily amused..

Posted by: BJM at January 22, 2019 03:48 AM (hu22E)

738 *...*

Posted by: BJM at January 22, 2019 03:49 AM (hu22E)

739 Didn't get much sleep during the last 43 comments, but time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 03:58 AM (/rm4P)

740 292 Well, there's that:

@Timcast

Vulture Writer Who Wished Death on Covington Students Fired From Job at INE Entertainment
twitter.com/Timcast/status/1087530468063498240
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 21, 2019 10:44 PM (ZejZP)

hallelujah

Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 04:03 AM (GkIz4)

741 Leftists alawys go straight to death threats, they need to be smacked down hard. Thousands should have been banned ftom Twitter.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 04:10 AM (/rm4P)

742 347 Pfft. I saw Eisenhower at Charlotte, '54.

Lawn, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.
---------

See all of those kids? I wuz one of them. School was out for the occasion. http://tinyurl.com/y75ujvkh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 21, 2019 10:54 PM (KoKdw)

How great!

Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 04:12 AM (GkIz4)

743 I downloaded from Ricochet a podcast of Andrew Klavan discussing the Covington Boys and got interrupted. When I got back to it I tried to reload to go back a few minutes and got a 404 message. I went back to the Ricochet website where the podcast no longer exists.

If I remember correctly Andrew was defending the boys so I don't know what could have been later in the podcast to merit memory holing it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 22, 2019 04:13 AM (hT1qM)

744 "I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it
yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the Republican Party like a main circuit cable - plugged straight into Ace. It was no
accident that I got to be the caretaker of Ace's
memory - any more than being back in Washington was an accident. There is no
way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really
is a confession, then so is mine...""...How many people had I already plagiarized? There was those six that I know
about for sure. Close enough to blow their last paragraph in my face. But
this time it was a fellow Conservative. That wasn't supposed to
make any difference to me, but it did. Shit... charging a man with plagiarism in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy
500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?"
"...On the river, I thought that the minute I stole from him, I'd know what
to do, but it didn't happen. I was reading his stuff for days, not under
guard, I was free, but he knew I wasn't going anywhere. He knew more
about what I was going to do than I did. If the Generals back at Party Headquarters could see what I saw, would they still want me to 'borrow' from him? More
than ever probably. And what would his people back home want if they
ever learned just how far from them he'd really gone? He broke from
the establishment. Then he broke from me. I'd never seen a man so broke."
"...my e-mails had gone unanswered, my DM's ignored. Finally I made the trek to his blog and worked up the courage to ask about Ace. One of his readers put it bluntly: 'Hey, man, you don't talk to Ace. You listen to him. The man's
enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean
sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll
just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll
grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say do you know
that 'if' is the middle word in 'life'? If you can keep your head when all
about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust
yourself when all men doubt you - I mean I'm no, I can't - I'm a little
man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man.'"
- Excerpts from Jonah Golderg's upcoming autobiography, from the chapter concerning an online feud with 'Ace' from the 'Ace of Spades' blog.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 22, 2019 04:15 AM (ITvKk)

745 legalinsurrection.com leftist activism 101 get in someones-face-and then play victim for the cameras
https://tinyurl.com/y92semwm
Prof Jackobson has brought this up before and is useful to be aware of it.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 04:25 AM (/rm4P)

746 I think more than a few sense this battle is for all the marbles ...

Unfortunately there are a couple more baskets on the table holding all the marbles as well so.... yeah

Don't have a great original analogy for this situation yet.

Interesting times no doubt.

Ps: what about Nathan's "fake Starbucks"? Or chili in the hockey arena

Posted by: 20190122 at January 22, 2019 04:33 AM (ZA0d5)

747 www.americanthinker.com/kamala harriss identity ticket
https://tinyurl.com/yb9msblr
Definitely the going away favorite

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 04:38 AM (/rm4P)

748 Posted by: 20190122 at January 22, 2019 04:33 AM (ZA0d5)

Like that nick.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 04:41 AM (GkIz4)

749 @748 me too. Pulled the trigger on it some time last year.
Haven't looked back.

Posted by: 20190122 at January 22, 2019 04:55 AM (sp6Hj)

750 Yeah, but the nick will get old in a coupla days. Past use-by date, even.

Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2019 04:58 AM (Y8PSl)

751 Tablet is saying its 12 degrees, started truck up for a few minutes before going.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

752
www.americanthinker.com/kamala harriss identity ticket

Definitely the going away favorite
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 04:38 AM (/rm4P


====



Ugh. What if she wins, and puts Hillary in her cabinet?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2019 05:00 AM (13CQC)

753 750 ?

You think this nick doesn't evolve?

It's like a treasure hunt; if u have google-fu

Posted by: 20190122 at January 22, 2019 05:01 AM (sp6Hj)

754 751 Tablet is saying its 12 degrees, started truck up for a few minutes before going.
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

20 here. Supposed to get up to 40 today. Hope so, I could use a heatwave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2019 05:03 AM (ycWCI)

755 Only to 30 here today, tomorrow 40's and rain.
I'm off, not feeling to great but going anyway.
Have a great day horde.

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2019 05:06 AM (/rm4P)

756 Have a good day (night for me) Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2019 05:07 AM (ycWCI)

757 Whoa! I check back and my RGB 'MasterClass' joke post is now in the sidebar.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2019 05:11 AM (Xqo6t)

758 people do they have rugs'

for these peopleols.

Posted by: 390 "interceptor" at January 22, 2019 05:24 AM (8xtON)

759 If on;y you could have been americanz

Posted by: 390 at January 22, 2019 05:25 AM (8xtON)

760 hiya (2nd attempt)

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2019 05:26 AM (QWCov)

761 What a lot of content and what a beautiful morning. and I have to go to work. Later y'all.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2019 05:44 AM (zLDYs)

762 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2019 05:49 AM (cqNba)

763 I see that our local CBS affiliate has a new Covington story up.

Still full of misquotes, pull quotes, misrepresentations and lies about the boys blocking the the Navajo Shit Talker.

https://tinyurl.com/y8sqau8j

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2019 05:56 AM (cqNba)

764 615 Remember in 2007, everyone and I mean everyone on the right said no way a guy with a middle name Hussein can win. How'd that work out. And in 2015, and up until about 9:30pm EST on Nov 8, 2016, about 95% of the population was sure it was nuts a former game show host could win.

So can Kamala win? Fuck yeah, why not?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 22, 2019 12:36 AM (gpinW)

I don't remember anyone saying that. Who said that? I do remember a lot of people saying that criticism of Obama, or exploring his past with 1/20th the fervor the Senate explored McCain's was evidence of racism.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at January 22, 2019 05:59 AM (zUD19)

765 TSA workers are hell bent on proving how useless they are.

Posted by: TSA Union at January 22, 2019 06:07 AM (VWiVo)

766
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2019 06:10 AM (LsBY9)

767 RE: TSA workers

I'm not sympathetic. Not after they pulled me aside in Denver this past Saturday just because my hand-operated coffee grinder "looked weird" on their x-rays. >:

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2019 06:13 AM (Xqo6t)

768 My beloved Senator Gillibrand would sure make a great candidate. She "promised" she would serve out her full term as Senator. I believe she will, as she is just dreaming of sitting in the Oval Office.
I could be rich, got an email from some person in the far east who wants me to help transfer 55 million and I get 20 percent. Today is my lucky day!

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2019 06:13 AM (xb2dm)

769 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

770 Some guy (congressional rep?) on late night radio was saying bring in the National Guard to do the TSA work...okay, but he suggested that they can do air traffic control also....I was probably listening to Red Eye...

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2019 06:17 AM (xb2dm)

771 Ace is en fuego in the sidebar and I'm not even the guy that says "en fuego".

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2019 06:18 AM (BXMxN)

772 America proved it was not racist or reasoning when pbho was elected the first time. And look waht happened.

I still aver that the second loss was fraud. Both electoral from the Dems, and treason from the GOPe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

773 holy cow it's cold this morning!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:22 AM (BJlbN)

774 Spelling and typing. How do they work?

Maybe I'll get ready for work.


Have a great day, and may no one steal your cleared parking space.

Stay blessed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

775 RE: TSA workers

I'm not sympathetic. Not after they pulled me aside in Denver this past Saturday just because my hand-operated coffee grinder "looked weird" on their x-rays. >:
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2019 06:13 AM (Xqo6t)

Ha! I got the full pat down/pull apart all lugage treatment for having a Ninja food blender (to make custom smoothies on the cheap).

Posted by: TSA Union at January 22, 2019 06:25 AM (VWiVo)

776 "Ninja" blender sir?Are you a ninja?Do you have throwing stars on you?
TSA

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2019 06:27 AM (BXMxN)

777
As I understand it, nothing is stopping airports from using private security firms to do inspections. All they have to do is follow the TSA guidelines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2019 06:30 AM (LsBY9)

778 I have a Ninja blender and I'm flying in a couple weeks. but I have pre-check so I might get it by TSA or whoever is doing that work now.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2019 06:31 AM (xb2dm)

779 Well, since I'm retired from gov work, held security clearances far higher than they do, have medical metal plates and screws installed- I must pose a high threat potential! Meanwhile, the habibs and mustafas are waved through.

Posted by: TSA Union at January 22, 2019 06:34 AM (VWiVo)

780 RE: TSA workers



I'm not sympathetic. Not after they pulled me aside in Denver this
past Saturday just because my hand-operated coffee grinder "looked
weird" on their x-rays. >:

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 22, 2019 06:13 AM (Xqo6t)



Ha! I got the full pat down/pull apart all lugage treatment for
having a Ninja food blender (to make custom smoothies on the cheap).


Posted by: TSA Union at January 22, 2019 06:25 AM

---

I got a full pat down because I was the "random number" passenger to get picked on.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2019 06:34 AM (JUOKG)

781 'Intersectionalism' = racism.

It's all about targeting one central villain in all the grievances of the Left. Just like the Nazis did. Every strand of their web comes back to the same central villain.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 06:34 AM (BI96a)

782 I've had it with this m-f-ing ninjas on this m-f-ing plane!

Posted by: TSA Samuel Jackson at January 22, 2019 06:34 AM (BJlbN)

783 ahhhh covfefe

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:35 AM (BJlbN)

784 With all the thest they do he was probably figuring out a reason to "confiscate" the blender.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2019 06:35 AM (BXMxN)

785 " I've had it with this m-f-ing ninjas on this m-f-ing plane!
Posted by: TSA Samuel Jackson at January 22, 2019 06:34 AM (BJlbN)"

Why you hatin', bro?

Posted by: 'Snake' Plisken at January 22, 2019 06:36 AM (cqNba)

786 12 degrees out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)

787 I see Trump commented on the Covington kids issue. Called the media out for smearing those kids.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2019 06:37 AM (JUOKG)

788 I remember GW's first head of Homeland Security(or the TSA itself)an Asian guy basically saying it was racist to give extra scrutiny to anyone unless it was random.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2019 06:37 AM (BXMxN)

789 Every strand of their web comes back to the same central villain.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 06:34 AM (BI96a)

PDT

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

790 holy cow it's cold this morning!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:22 AM (BJlbN)

I'm sitting in my shop, at my toolbox. Indoors. And the temperature is hovering around 50 degrees. Indoors.
I'm 'bout to say the hell with this crap and go home.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 22, 2019 06:38 AM (JhL/c)

791 feels colder than 12

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:38 AM (BJlbN)

792 The TSA remind me of the cops in Idiocracy.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2019 06:38 AM (BXMxN)

793
PDT


(straight) White (Men)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 06:39 AM (BI96a)

794 I'm sitting in my shop, at my toolbox. Indoors. And the temperature is hovering around 50 degrees. Indoors.
I'm 'bout to say the hell with this crap and go home.
Posted by: Antisocialist

I had an office like that. Walk in at 5 AM and it would be so cold the fluorescent lights would have to warm up to get to full brightness.
Complaints would go no where

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:40 AM (8ikIW)

795 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

796 Apparently Mr. Phillips made almost identical claims about being harassed several years ago. He's obviously a "professional" agitator:

https://tinyurl.com/ya4erotl


P.S. Social media (FB, Twitter) is dumpster fire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 06:40 AM (AllCR)

797 What I hate most about TSA...At Kennedy they post check some random passengers sitting in the waiting area waiting to board a plane. I thought they had ended that long ago, but as of a couple years ago they still do it. You know it going to happen when 3 or so TSA members show up with rubber gloves and pick some grandmother out and search her again.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2019 06:43 AM (xb2dm)

798 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids

Notes why SNL has been unfunny for decades

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 06:43 AM (BI96a)

799 The 2 inches of snow that was forecasted to begin at 3 PM today is now 3 to 5 inches starting at 10 AM.

Weather? We got ya covered! Tune in every 8 minutes for an update

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

800 Apparently Mr. Phillips made almost identical claims about being
harassed several years ago. He's obviously a "professional" agitator:


Obviously, since no profile mentions a job, only military service 45 years ago and activism since.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 06:45 AM (BI96a)

801 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids


Probably one of the men writers, too.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:46 AM (8ikIW)

802 he 2 inches of snow that was forecasted to begin at 3 PM today is now 3 to 5 inches starting at 10 AM.


Math

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2019 06:46 AM (QWCov)

803 Today is ...

NATIONAL BLONDE BROWNIE DAY

Blonde brownies are similar to the traditional brownies known almost everyone. In place of cocoa, brown sugar is used, giving it a sweet-tooth-satisfying molasses flavor!

Posted by: Your Local Bakery at January 22, 2019 06:46 AM (VWiVo)

804 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

I'm so going to sucker-punch someone in today's Homeroom.

Posted by: *Every* Covington Catholic Student at January 22, 2019 06:46 AM (Xqo6t)

805 So what is the truth about the Native American activist that taunted those kids? I assume the veteran part has been shown to be BS. Is he even an Indian? Does he have a history of mental illness?


Are we allowed to even ask these questions and look for answers? Because doxxing is wrong (unless you are a target of the left).


Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2019 06:47 AM (MxEKc)

806 795 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

This sort of adult talk is so much fun to explain to kids.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 06:47 AM (GkIz4)

807 it's funny how it usually feels warmer when it's snowing, even on the same temperature

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:47 AM (BJlbN)

808 Blondies are racist.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2019 06:48 AM (BXMxN)

809 NATIONAL BLONDE BROWNIE DAY

call me when it is
NATIONAL BLONDE PUSSY DAY

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

810 This sort of adult talk is so much fun to explain to kids.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 06:47 AM (GkIz4)

Tell them she likes to suck down cooties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

811 I hope the Covington kids are heroes in their classrooms at least

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:49 AM (BJlbN)

812 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

This sort of adult talk is so much fun to explain to kids.
Posted by: m

call me when it is
NATIONAL BLONDE PUSSY DAY

You were saying ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2019 06:50 AM (QWCov)

813 3 DRT story

https://www.click2houston.com/news/homeowner-fatally-shoots-3-men-during-home-invasion-police-said

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

814 Free BJ from some SNL writer to punch one of the Covington kids

They're Emmett Till-ing these kids.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 06:50 AM (BI96a)

815 https://www.click2houston.com/news/homeowner-fatally-shoots-3-men-during-home-invasion-police-said
Posted by: rhennigantx

I had seen that story. 5 people doing a home invasion. There must be some good stuff in that house.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

816 I remember is highschool (in a small town) by the time your a junior or senior your pretty tight with you fellow students. You know each other pretty good, and stick up for each other. I hope this happen in this school, despite what the administration says.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2019 06:52 AM (xb2dm)

817 funny

https://twitter.com/yayoyce2/status/1087568143868928001

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 22, 2019 06:52 AM (BJlbN)

818 https://earthporn.org/

I like the one from the Muir woods,the one of Utah in the Fall and Iceland looks like a magical place.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 06:53 AM (AllCR)

819 "Today's existential question from the Bike Portland blog:



Certainly the times demand a lot of us. How on earth can we manage
everything - working, doing the laundry, spending time with loved ones -
all while finding time to reform our transportation system and combat
climate change in a way that doesn't burn us out?

Posted by: The ARC of History"

Just stop doing laundry, it wastes energy and time. And bike naked too. I think many in Portland have already adopted these measures.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2019 06:54 AM (MxEKc)

820 I had seen that story. 5 people doing a home invasion. There must be some good stuff in that house.
Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

Guns.

Posted by: Well, Duh! at January 22, 2019 06:56 AM (VWiVo)

821 I like the one from the Muir woods,the one of Utah in the Fall and Iceland looks like a magical place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It would be fun to spend the day exploring around the falls.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:56 AM (8ikIW)

822 Guns.
Posted by: Well, Duh!

HA!

And not as much ammo as there was.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

823 HA!

And not as much ammo as there was.
Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

Reloading supplies though. At least brass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2019 06:58 AM (ycWCI)

824 call me when it is
NATIONAL BLONDE PUSSY DAY
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:48 AM


You hardwoodphobic H8r!

Posted by: @JRandomCommentator at January 22, 2019 07:01 AM (DMUuz)

825 What the media has done to those poor kids makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2019 07:03 AM (9L2du)

826 I ave been told that the Covington Kids event has spawned a visual NFL meme involving the two faces close to each other.

And the words:

Patriots-1
Redskins-0

Can't find it though

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2019 07:03 AM (cqNba)

827 And the words:

Patriots-1
Redskins-0

Can't find it though
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Too racist. We had to scrub it.

...Twatter...

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:04 AM (8ikIW)

828 https://www.click2houston.com/news/homeowner-fatally-shoots-3-men-during-home-invasion-police-said
Posted by: rhennigantx

I had seen that story. 5 people doing a home invasion. There must be some good stuff in that house.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

I know that neighborhood. You are probably right.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 22, 2019 07:08 AM (p0pYQ)

829 https://www.click2houston.com/news/homeowner-fatally-shoots-3-men-during-home-invasion-police-said
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

And IIRC he sent two more to the hospital.

Which means he needs to spend more time at the range.

Posted by: Antisocialist at January 22, 2019 07:12 AM (f/yjS)

830 Iceland looks like a magical place.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

"hell with the fires out."

Posted by: Gen. Alfred Sully at January 22, 2019 07:13 AM (VWiVo)

831
I read yesterday that someone has filed a Freedom of Information request for Chief BangDrumInKidsFace's military record. The Chief has used so many strange 'weasel words' to describe his military experience it's almost certain to be bogus.

Even if I have to type, "A former Marine who served in Vietnam" the next part, ''intimidated a junior high school student'' doesn't make him some sort of figure to be revered.

That was then and this was now. You don't get a life-long pass on being a dick.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 07:15 AM (jYje5)

832 805 So what is the truth about the Native American activist that taunted those kids? I assume the veteran part has been shown to be BS. Is he even an Indian? Does he have a history of mental illness?


Are we allowed to even ask these questions and look for answers? Because doxxing is wrong (unless you are a target of the left).


Posted by: Ripley



Every single thing needs to be exposed about this guy. Everything. The Left wants Scorched Earth? Maybe we should obliged them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 22, 2019 07:15 AM (qYn54)

833 I notice the Houston story doesn't name the perps.

Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2019 07:16 AM (9L2du)

834 I hope we see some lawsuits come out of this latest mess. People also need to be criminally charged based on some of those tweets I have seen against those Covington kids.


Perfect time for the DOJ to step in and convene a Grand Jury to investigate those interstate invitations to commit violence against those kids.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2019 07:17 AM (JUOKG)

835 Has anyone mentioned the little shit eating smirk Obama would make when someone managed to make a point against him?

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

836 825 What the media has done to those poor kids makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2019 07:03 AM (9L2du)

You know why they are going after children? Cause they can! The media are the semi good looking progressives that have be placed in front of the cameras. Most have very little science, economics, medical, or business education.

So they are the the combined court jester and town scold of yesteryear. They can point to a pic or read a few line from a teleprompter but they can never understand the real story.

For 8 years they reported how globalization was here forever and less than 2% economic growth was the new norm. We had to drive little clown cars, live on less money, throw trillion in solar and wind so that end the end our lives would be colder, darker, poorer, and harder.

So attacking PDT has failed and attacking PDT supporters has failed. So they move down the scale and find PDT Support children and ah ha! Weakness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

837 So what is the truth about the Native American activist that taunted
those kids? I assume the veteran part has been shown to be BS. Is he
even an Indian? Does he have a history of mental illness?


How does he support himself?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:19 AM (BI96a)

838 How does he support himself?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

He's a percussionist with the Denver symphony

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

839
It would be fun to spend the day exploring around the falls.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 06:56 AM


Reminds me of the time I was in Hawaii with wife. We drove out to the North Shore and there was some tourist attraction falls. Wife was already in bikini so I suggested she walk down the trail, through the rocks, and I'll get a picture of you from up here on this bridge. It was like a two hundred foot trek. But she does it. Nobody is around.

By the time she gets to the falls there's like a dozen people with cameras next to me on the bridge clicking away, using *my* model. She's a bit of a ham and didn't seem offended. She was posing away, and they were clicking away.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

840 The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

Posted by: Mark Twain at January 22, 2019 07:24 AM (UdKB7)

841 Morning all.
Just heard an excerpt from a speech by AOC and even a shower isn't going to wash away the stupid I heard.

12 years and we are all going to die, is her message.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2019 07:25 AM (0iyq5)

842 Any doubts I had about the following have been swept away; Sean Hannity is an idiot. Caught a bit of his show last night and he was claiming that Chief Drum Banger was "trying to make peace between the MAGA hat kids and the black racists who were haranguing them". What utter bullshit. Clown (with his own camera wielding entourage) gets right up in that kid's face, pounding his drum and yowling in the kid's face is "making peace"? God, what an idiot.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 22, 2019 07:26 AM (p0pYQ)

843 I got a full pat down because I was the "random number" passenger to get picked on.

I'm waiting for the day when TSA conducts vivisection on those "random" passengers who wear MAGA hats.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:26 AM (lD3vL)

844 837 So what is the truth about the Native American activist that taunted
those kids? I assume the veteran part has been shown to be BS. Is he
even an Indian? Does he have a history of mental illness?

How does he support himself?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:19 AM (BI96a)

Professional Rate Baiter! There is an old story about Frat Indian Day Party where he was harrassed, beat up etc. When police get to Frat House party is missing! No kids, no beer, no costumes, no nothing.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

845 12 years and we are all going to die, is her message.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2019 07:25 AM (0iyq5)

Pretty standard Global Climate Warming Anti Progress language. Usually the ket time period is we have less than 8 years (two terms) to act!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

846 12 years and we are all going to die, is her message.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2019 07:25 AM (0iyq5)

Then we all better party harty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2019 07:28 AM (bim/x)

847 Caught a bit of his show last night and he was claiming that Chief Drum
Banger was "trying to make peace between the MAGA hat kids and the
black racists who were haranguing them".


That's what the old fart claims.
But that doesn't really jibe with letting the kid, who did nothing to him but smile, get torched by the mob, does it?
Wouldn't a peacemaker be calling for, I dunno.....PEACE?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:28 AM (BI96a)

848 AOC is Bernie with tits.

But dumber.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:29 AM (BI96a)

849 I hope we see some lawsuits come out of this latest mess. People also need to be criminally charged based on some of those tweets I have seen against those Covington kids.

Perfect time for the DOJ to step in and convene a Grand Jury to investigate those interstate invitations to commit violence against those kids.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 22, 2019 07:17 AM


Someday, grandchildren on knee I'll tell them of an America were actions had consequences, including going to jail when warranted.

Everyone of those retarded leftist assholes who threatened the kids or their families needs to be tracked down and arrested. The media outlets need to be sued into submission.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 07:31 AM (jYje5)

850 From reading the sidebar, one might almost get the feeling that Ace feels betrayed by Conservative Inc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2019 07:31 AM (yQpMk)

851 12 years and we are all going to die, is her message.

When she uses the term Global Warming, its code for "ovens".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL)

852 Five verses from the Bible to help with trust in God in the New Year:

https://tinyurl.com/ydc6vbz6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 07:32 AM (AllCR)

853 Grump, I got that impression too. Glad I wasn't misreading it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 22, 2019 07:32 AM (vC0SN)

854 That's what the old fart claims.
But that doesn't really jibe with letting the kid, who did nothing to him but smile, get torched by the mob, does it?
Wouldn't a peacemaker be calling for, I dunno.....PEACE?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:28 AM (BI96a)

He also claimed the kid was giving off "negative energy" and in so doing was "assaulting" him, or somesuch nonsense. Also, why would a "peacemaker" feel the need to get right up in that kid's face with his drum beating and howling?

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 22, 2019 07:32 AM (p0pYQ)

855 Shoot. Rodney Effing King did more to defuse a mob situation than this Drum Banger did.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 22, 2019 07:34 AM (vC0SN)

856 12 years and we are all going to die, is her message.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2019 07:25 AM (0iyq5)

Then we all better party harty


Whatever happened to the life credo YOLO ?

Who wants to spend that one life living as a medieval peasant when there is so much human flourishing possible?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:34 AM (lD3vL)

857 "When she uses the term Global Warming, its code for "ovens".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:32 AM (lD3vL) "



Really, that's true of just about every word that comes out of their mouths.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2019 07:34 AM (5fNnO)

858 He also claimed the kid was giving off "negative energy" and in so doing was "assaulting" him, or somesuch nonsense. Also, why would a "peacemaker" feel the need to get right up in that kid's face with his drum beating and howling?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud

You think he would have invited the kids to join him in the chant, to help clear away the "negative energy'

The kids could have taught him "The Deadly Smirk"

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

859 G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2019 07:35 AM (5fNnO)

860 He also claimed the kid was giving off "negative energy" and in so doing was "assaulting" him, or somesuch nonsense.

It won't be long before that is a common legal precursor for the Left to use deadly force.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:35 AM (lD3vL)

861 Really, that's true of just about every word that comes out of their mouths.

I'm more amazed that she would pretend to have the patience to wait a whole twelve years.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)

862 Trump! with a Tweet...you can almost feel the smirk

Nick Sandmann and the students of Covington have become symbols of Fake News and how evil it can be. They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the good - maybe even to bring people together. It started off unpleasant, but can end in a dream!

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:37 AM (8ikIW)

863 he was claiming that Chief Drum
Banger was "trying to make peace between the MAGA hat kids and the
black racists who were haranguing them".

yeah banging a drum in someone's face is real good peace making?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2019 07:37 AM (bim/x)

864 "Just heard an excerpt from a speech by AOC and even a shower isn't going to wash away the stupid I heard.



12 years and we are all going to die, is her message.


Posted by: Ben Had"

Her vapid stupidity is even worse when you hear her speak her thoughts instead of reading them. She truly is the voice of the Obama generation.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2019 07:38 AM (MxEKc)

865 10 year old does a tap routine with routine with her 72 year old grandfather and it is amazing.

https://tinyurl.com/ybx8bksj


On Tuesdays I go help out at the local food pantry. They have a group of Seniors a dance grouo-one man and about 12 woman. Their oldest member still dancing is 101!. It's great to see them practice and to go perform their routines at nursing homes and senior centers,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 07:39 AM (AllCR)

866 Inre the sidebar.

Back in the day I thought well of Goldberg. I think what offends me now is his arrogant patronizing where he doesn't have the intellectual chops to support it. Yeah, when I was a noob I thought Liberal Fascism was quite good. But as I read more and more, it became clear that he is a rather facile thinker.

So no respect for him. An intellectually honest person would say "yeah, we rushed to judgement" instead of deleting tweets/retweets and pretending they never happened.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 22, 2019 07:39 AM (vC0SN)

867 >>Trump! with a Tweet...you can almost feel the smirk

Nick Sandmann and the students of Covington have become symbols of Fake News and how evil it can be. They have captivated the attention of the world, and I know they will use it for the good - maybe even to bring people together. It started off unpleasant, but can end in a dream!
- - - -




OMG, he deployed the - gasp! - weaponized smirk?!?!

I. am. literally. SHAKING!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2019 07:39 AM (W+vEI)

868 Well, to be fair, it's not always "ovens" ... sometimes it's "killing fields" or "dekulakization" or any of the many synonyms that all add up to concentric circles painted on our backs.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2019 07:39 AM (5fNnO)

869 Everyone of those retarded leftist assholes who threatened the kids or their families needs to be tracked down and arrested. The media outlets need to be sued into submission.

So let me get this straight... A Kentucky Congress Critter who wanted to use the police powers of the State (e.g. deadly force) to criminalize the wearing of MAGA hats by teenagers.

But a public contract to place a hit on these kids is legal and perfectly acceptable.

There must be a volumes of fine print in that 1st Amendment I haven't got around to studying.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:41 AM (lD3vL)

870 >>So no respect for him. An intellectually honest person would say "yeah, we rushed to judgement" instead of deleting tweets/retweets and pretending they never happened.


This.

The Julie Kelly post linked in the sidebar is a perfect dissection of everything that was wrong with NRO's behavior this weekend. And they did this to **kids**.

No returning from that with cutesy tweets and lawyerly excuses.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2019 07:41 AM (W+vEI)

871 I can feel all of you hitting F5 on the main page.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2019 07:41 AM (yQpMk)

872 Good summary of 2nd Amendment in courts

https://reason.com/volokh/2019/01/21/federal-circuits-and-the-second-amendmen

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2019 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

873 Well, to be fair, it's not always "ovens" ... sometimes it's "killing fields" or "dekulakization" or any of the many synonyms that all add up to concentric circles painted on our backs.

And they wonder why we embrace the second Amendment.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:42 AM (lD3vL)

874
yeah banging a drum in someone's face is real good peace making?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2019 07:37 AM


I would consider it assault and carefully line up my first punch to provide the bloodiest nose ever recorded in history.

Picking on Catholic schoolboys is one thing, Chief BangDrumInKidsFace is too big a coward to try that shit with a man with 'toxic' tendencies.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 07:42 AM (jYje5)

875 Twelve years is when everyone drops dead, that means they need to start immediately !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2019 07:42 AM (5fNnO)

876 I can feel all of you hitting F5 on the main page.

I use a 'bot.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:42 AM (lD3vL)

877 That kid had way more self control than me. I would have put my fist through that instigating resroach's drum and into his poorly-dentaled native mouth and ripped out his brain by the stem. Then killed all his friends. With a saber.

Posted by: Bury Your Heart at Wounded Melon at January 22, 2019 07:43 AM (CtS32)

878 Picking on Catholic schoolboys is one thing, Chief BangDrumInKidsFace is too big a coward to try that shit with a man with 'toxic' tendencies.
Posted by: Newest Nic

Kid could say he thought that BDIKF was a child molester because he invaded kids "safe space"

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:43 AM (8ikIW)

879 OMG, he deployed the - gasp! - weaponized smirk?!?!

I. am. literally. SHAKING!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2019 07:39 AM (W+vEI)

Still trying to figure out the "smirk" thing. I know a smirk when I see one (been known to give pretty good smirk myself when provoked). He wasn't smirking. He did have this little smile on his face, but if you look closely, you could see what was going through that kid's mind. Something along the lines of "What the hell is going on here?", as this old goat was pounding a drum and howling in his face. "Making peace"? Um....no.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 22, 2019 07:44 AM (p0pYQ)

880
Her vapid stupidity is even worse when you hear her speak her
thoughts instead of reading them. She truly is the voice of the Obama
generation.


But she used to get applause from her professors for parroting back their bullshit!

Rep. Participation Trophy is going to finally meet Reality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:44 AM (BI96a)

881 I would consider it assault and carefully line up my first punch to provide the bloodiest nose ever recorded in history.

That is poor optics. Everyone records everything. If you carefully notice, those recording these events like nice tight shots of the upper torso and head.

I recommend repeated knee strikes to the groin. The video footage will capture the priceless facial response to an unseen event.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 22, 2019 07:45 AM (lD3vL)

882 Is the school still threatening to expell their own students on their webpage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2019 07:46 AM (yQpMk)

883 Nude JJ

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2019 07:46 AM (yQpMk)

884 I may have missed it. What did the young man do that has brought out this violent reaction? He just smiled? How does that result in death threats?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 22, 2019 07:47 AM (lwiT4)

885 the 'peacemaker' is similar to the Antifa -scists.

They use terminology to fool others on what they actually are.

much like progressives are anything but.

one other thing I in real life try to assist peace between family members friends etc.. but start messing with the 'children'? I am a different person .

They are making a huge mistake to threaten children .

I would feel the same if some of us were threatening theirs.


this is a line for me.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2019 07:47 AM (gLMhO)

886 Is the school still threatening to expell their own students on their webpage?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Too busy trying to come up with an apology that doesn't make the school sound guilty.

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:47 AM (8ikIW)

887 >>Still trying to figure out the "smirk" thing.


Think it's pretty much: how dare he laugh (I know, he didn't) in the dace of this tribal elder/professional activist (last seen at Dakota pipeline camp).

They see a white man not taking an earnest protester seriously, and that drives them absolutely crazy. He didn't take the bait!! In the one picture he's made to look like he didn't even give the guy proper respect for his various victim points and activist message. How dare you?!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2019 07:47 AM (W+vEI)

888 may have missed it. What did the young man do that has brought out this violent reaction? He just smiled? How does that result in death threats?
Posted by: grammie winger

It wasn't a smile grammie, it was a smirk.

A SMIRK!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

889 Howls With Drums tried his best to provoke the boy into hitting him. Wouldn't that have made wonderful video/headlines for The Cause?

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 22, 2019 07:48 AM (8YazN)

890 Mornin' back at ya sock_rat_eez

Newest Nic - sounds like Wiamea Falls. Inland from Wiamea Bay.
A few buds and I used to make that walk and spend some time diving into the lagoon.
And yes, the tourists would be taking pics and filming.
We got asked if we worked there once.
Nope. In the army. Come up here (North Shore) for the diving, body surfing and scenery.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2019 07:48 AM (W8e/N)

891 grammie, I think it was a smile that turned into rictus fear/weirded out.

he didn't know what to do so that look was frozen for a couple minutes on his face.

You can see the smile at first and relief, (o yeah a friend is here' until he realized it wasn't.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2019 07:49 AM (gLMhO)

892
He wasn't smirking. He did have this little smile on his face, but if you look closely, you could see what was going through that kid's mind. Something along the lines of "What the hell is going on here?", as this old goat was pounding a drum and howling in his face. "Making peace"? Um....no.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 22, 2019 07:44 AM


Right. The kid was from Kentucky. Not far from where my daughter lives. It was probably the first time in his life he had witnessed such a freak show of foul-mouthed 'Black Israelites' and drum banging Native Americans and was suppressing busting out laughing at them.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 07:49 AM (jYje5)

893 A SMIRK!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2019 07:48 AM (8ikIW)


And for this, the child must die. Sometimes I hate people.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 22, 2019 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

894 I might misread it, but I have a son that does thee same thing in stress, he freezes.

he's a emo, a loving person and doesn't do well under stress.
not smirk, but freezes .

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2019 07:50 AM (gLMhO)

895 >>Howls With Drums tried his best to provoke the boy into hitting him. Wouldn't that have made wonderful video/headlines for The Cause?


These kids, after enduring taunts from the other group for an hour, then turn to be mocked by these native Americans --- and that group is filming it all. I imagine the kids were not only feeling trapped, but had the good sense to know they were being set up. The guy did the only thing he could do: smile - and indication of friendliness - and just let the guy do his thing. Amazing restraint.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2019 07:51 AM (W+vEI)

896
Still trying to figure out the "smirk" thing. I know a smirk when I
see one (been known to give pretty good smirk myself when provoked).


You have to view it through the eyes of an aggrieved Leftist. Then everything is an aggression.

It's like viewing life through a funhouse mirror.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2019 07:51 AM (BI96a)

897 People hiding behind their keyboards...In the olden days this didn't exist except letters to the editor. In a way, the social media is a curse, its like giving a keyboard to a group in an insane asylum, and let the crazies type away.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2019 07:51 AM (xb2dm)

898 And for this, the child must die. Sometimes I hate people.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 22, 2019 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

sometimes?

when they started threatening their lives, and anyone at their school with punching for bjs. anything decent I still had remaining in me, or any sympathy for any cause they share went bye bye.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2019 07:52 AM (gLMhO)

899 >>he's a emo, a loving person and doesn't do well under stress.
not smirk, but freezes .



yes, looks like that kid did the same thing.
The cameras are rolling, just waiting to capture some reaction, so he froze.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2019 07:52 AM (W+vEI)

900 lizzy, uh hmm, as I said I have a gentle kid that does a similar thing. he doesn't fight he freezes.

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2019 07:53 AM (gLMhO)

901 Newest Nic - sounds like Wiamea Falls. Inland from Wiamea Bay.
A few buds and I used to make that walk and spend some time diving into the lagoon.
And yes, the tourists would be taking pics and filming.
We got asked if we worked there once.
Nope. In the army. Come up here (North Shore) for the diving, body surfing and scenery.

Posted by: teej at January 22, 2019 07:48 AM


Yup, that name rings a bell. I liked the North Shore the best. There were some truly awesome waves there that day. It sounded like freakin' thunder when they crashed.

But what do I know about surfing? I (was) from 'Jersey.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 22, 2019 07:54 AM (jYje5)

902 it's similar to anyone of us that becomes surprised by a srsly nasty person and you just stand there and gap at them, some will actually have their jaw drop to the floor and some do this

Posted by: willow at January 22, 2019 07:55 AM (gLMhO)

903 Why has no one dragged the NR publisher into this?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at January 22, 2019 07:59 AM (Jj+59)

904 I may have missed it. What did the young man do that has brought out
this violent reaction? He just smiled? How does that result in death
threats?
*****

You all are missing the most important point - He smiled while wearing a MAGA hat!!!

Posted by: human at January 22, 2019 08:00 AM (0CeRG)

905 904 I may have missed it. What did the young man do that has brought out
this violent reaction? He just smiled? How does that result in death
threats?
*****
You all are missing the most important point - He smiled while wearing a MAGA hat!!!
Posted by: human at January 22, 2019 08:00 AM (0CeRG)

Wearing a MAGA hat, alone.

Posted by: m at January 22, 2019 08:09 AM (GkIz4)

906 Does anybody realize that Ace, over the last couple weeks has written the next essays of the Federalist Papers?

Posted by: DBCooper at January 22, 2019 11:31 PM (bttOm)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
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The Dowd-O-Matic!
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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
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