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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/20/19) Before The Eclipse Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“They didn’t release this rare statement just because they’re good people. They released it to cover their asses because they don’t want a leak investigation.” Mark Levin


Quote II

Call me a racist if you want to – I cannot bring myself to care. I saw the buried remains of displaced Indian nations as child. The basic lesson of what migrants do to native populations wasn’t lost on me. E.M. Cadwaladr


Quote III

BOTTOM LINE OF WHAT HAPPENED:

Buzzfeed knew it published a lie. Rest of the media knew it was a lie, spread it anyway. The story was BS. They knew it. We all did.

BUT they figured there was no way they could be caught.

Because no one dreamed Mueller would fact check them.John Nolte


Quote IV

“Our first order of business is to approve the committee rules. I’d like to note — in respecting the fact that we are now a state recognizing the non-binary designation as a gender — he and she, we are now merging them so that we are using what my grammar teacher would have had a heart attack over: we are using the phrase ‘they’ and replacing other designations so that it’s a gender neutral designation: ‘they,’ Basically, that’s the primary reforms and revisions to the committee rules.” California State Senator and Senate Judiciary Committee chair Hannah-Beth Jackson


I bet you she's that bitch is a f*cking hoot at a party.

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NSFW

Gillette rant..........


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Business is business, don't you blame me.

What you may be less aware of is the wealthy, philanthropic family behind Purdue: the Sacklers. Before the opioid epidemic, the family name was mostly associated with museums and prestigious universities, including art galleries at the Smithsonian Institution and Harvard. The Sacklers have worked to keep their good name and mostly stay out of the spotlight. But new, explosive court filings in a case brought by the state of Massachusetts stand to further thwart the family’s efforts.


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A different time: When kids were kids, a short photo essay of what childhood once was.


From the looks of it we have 2 toxic males and 1 female who likes it. Nature. Go figure.


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Old enough to know better. Young enough not to care.

The Duke of Edinburgh has been pictured back behind the wheel just days after escaping unscathed from a car crash.

Photos show Philip in a new Land Rover on the Sandringham estate, the royal family's Norfolk retreat near to which the collision took place, on Saturday afternoon.

Anxieties are likely to be further fueled by one picture of his latest journey, which appeared to show him driving without a seatbelt


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A touching story, learning how to find grace in dementia.

The doctor is young. Considerably younger than me. Maybe mid-thirties to my mid-forties.

He’s kind to my parents-in-law in the same way that a pediatrician would be kind to a frightened three-year-old. He speaks slowly and brightly and in short sentences. Tells them that today is only about answering questions. His and theirs and ours — my husband’s and mine.

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The Left does not want sensible gun control, and here are the facts to support that claim.

Not only does the loophole apparently not exist, but the 20-page report also casts doubt on the effectiveness of background checks altogether because, “About 13 percent of state and federal prisoners surveyed used a gun during their crime, and of those prisoners, only 1.3 percent obtained it from a retail source.” Further, the report said that a 2016 survey of prison inmates found that only 0.8 percent of those who had a gun during the commission of a crime got them at a gun show.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


January 20, 1988, The Beatles were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. George Harrison, Ringo Starr and Yoko, Sean, and Julian Lennon all attend. Paul McCartney did not attend, sending instead a letter stating that continuing business differences with the other ex-Beatles was the reason for his absence. via thisdayinmusic.com


What a bloody wanker


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January 20, 1924, Born on this day, Slim Whitman, American country singer, (1955 UK No.1 single 'Rose Marie', 1977 UK No.1 album 'Red River Valley'). He died of heart failure on June 19, 2013 surrounded by family at Orange Park Medical Center in Orange Park, Florida aged 90. via thisdayinmusic.com


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He fought the law and.......Genius Award Winner - 1st Runner Up.


The above video, with added Yakety Sax, is only one portion of the low-speed police chase that led cops through Garland, Mesquite, and Dallas, Texas. Stoffon Lorains Cooper was stopped for speeding through a school zone, and fled when the officer discovered warrants against him. The loops through a parking lot were not the craziest part of the chase.

Cooper's most daring maneuver, caught on video by Texas Sky Ranger, was to thread the vehicle through a car wash, turn around and drive right past police, over a curb and back onto the street.

Dallas police handed Cooper over to Garland police, who charged him with the original warrants plus evading arrest. -via reddit


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How to disappoint your parents and piss off 200 people in one fell swoop. Genius Award Winner.

A man who single-handedly caused an international flight to turn away halfway across the Atlantic has been jailed. Jeffrey ‘Tanner’ Libby, 21, who was flying from Heathrow to Dallas, Texas, on December 17, had just been dumped by text and had been drinking Bacardi when the plane hit turbulence.


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Risk vs. Reward, Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day, 1st-Runner up

5 shot, 3 killed after homeowner opens fire on suspects during apparent home invasion


What can brown do for you? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A UPS man recently braved an icy pond to rescue a young dog trapped in the ice.

Ryan Arens was on his route shortly before Christmas when he rolled up to a house in the Johnson Road/19th Street area and heard a dog in distress.

“This dog was screaming and crying and going crazy,” he said.

The sun was nearly gone, and he didn’t see anything. He delivered the package and drove to the other side of the pond.

“I could see the dog trapped about 10-15 feet off of shore, with ice all around it,” he said.

An older man was in a rowboat on the pond, trying with little success to chip away the ice to reach the dog.

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 1-20-2019

Top 10 commenters:
1 [687 comments] 'Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo' [96.48 posts/day]
2 [526 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
3 [455 comments] 'Anon a mouse'
4 [421 comments] 'Insomniac'
5 [376 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
6 [359 comments] 'Calm Mentor'
7 [353 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
8 [352 comments] 'rickb223'
9 [351 comments] 'Vic'
10 [336 comments] 'garrett'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [317 names] 'Miklos reclining' [44.52 unique names/day]
2 [53 names] 'Hands'
3 [50 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
4 [40 names] 'Cuthbert the Witless'
5 [39 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [33 names] 'Justice Kagan'
7 [31 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
8 [29 names] 'Insomniac'
9 [29 names] 'Steve and Cold Bear'
10 [28 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'

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Comments

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1 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: ibguy at January 20, 2019 10:01 PM (vUcdz)

2 Thanks, MisHum!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2019 10:01 PM (zMzA6)

3 the only good song the beatles ever did.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2019 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

4 Is everyone still down below?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

5 Is everyone still down below?
Posted by: Jewells45


Never been to Australia ...

Too many lethal critters!

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 20, 2019 10:04 PM (LPnfS)

6 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 20, 2019 10:04 PM (uDcBt)

7 "The Picture in the House"

That's it. That's what the top picture is from.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

8 4; not I, Jewells.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2019 10:04 PM (KP5rU)

9 Is this the Pats Chiefs thread?

Posted by: Same question - expecting different results at January 20, 2019 10:06 PM (9gHOW)

10 I think I just need to turn the game off. I will never sleep tonight no matter what.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

11 mh, I think you should also put on the leaderboard the most number of times someone is willowed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2019 10:06 PM (EZebt)

12 Blood moon coming!

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2019 10:06 PM (ZfRYq)

13 4
Is everyone still down below?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)
Here! You watching or hiding out in the kitchen again?

Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2019 10:06 PM (14URa)

14 Top Twenty!

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:07 PM (/Z/Su)

15 The other night, somebody posted Peter Gabriel video "Please Talk To Me". I have almost all of PG solo albums, up to 'Us'. I've been playing 'Us' ever since. PG is one of those guys that once I put one of his CDs in the ole player, it stays in for a while. Van Morrison is in the same category. Anyway, the video. Could not place the female singing with him. I knew Sinead O'Conner was the singer on the album. Who was the gal in the concert footage. Paula.....something. Can't remember.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2019 10:07 PM (WNAuL)

16 I think that in honor of "Non Binary Designation for Gender" Hannah-Beth should change her name to
"Hannah-Ben".

Also, I hope the dummy doesn't have any kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

17 fuuuck

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9gHOW)

18 Peaches, freezing yet?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

19 Regarding the sidebar remarks about Connecticut Yankee: I think, and I've read some literary critics who say pretty much the same thing, that yes, the Connecticut Yankee (Hank Something? I think?) is kind of a Mary Sue on Twain's part, but he's also a self-critique of the Mary Sue trope, a bit.

Up until the end of the book, the Mary Sue comparison is pretty spot-on; yeah, the Yankee proves how much more advanced and smart he is than all these 6th-century rubes. But then at the end, what does he really accomplish? Nothing, except mass murder. That's all he's able to give these people. Plus, he's started to have a little appreciation for these values of medieval chivalry--which he then proceeds to destroy without really realizing it.

I think Twain started the book intending to thumb his nose at Merry Olde England straight through, but gradually became aware of the positive features of the culture he was attacking, while also starting to realize the Industrial Age could be really cold and barbaric itself at times. So the book came out with a split personality, as it were.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:08 PM (2PXwn)

20 The Chiefs are incapable of winning big games. That SB win was a long time ago and Hank Stram is not walking through that door.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2019 10:09 PM (WNAuL)

21 shit

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 10:09 PM (9gHOW)

22 Brady is great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2019 10:09 PM (Y+V3r)

23 TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 20, 2019 10:09 PM (2eKoI)

24 And it's Patriots-Rams in the Super Bowl.

Well, I guess I can always watch soccer. Or take cyanide.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:10 PM (2PXwn)

25 Let's play Indian Love Call in the halls of Congress and see if any heads explode?

Posted by: Mars Attacks! at January 20, 2019 10:10 PM (yTuCy)

26 I like that top picture. Something wonderfully creepy and yet alluring about it.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2019 10:10 PM (myjNJ)

27
Hannah-Bitch Jackson is just as much of a humorless commie prig as you think she is. She was my State Rep the whole time I lived in SoCal.

Surprisingly, looks are deceiving. She's not a butch lesbo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

28 There's quite a bit of lore behind this, but Mister Metokur finally either got some temporary reprieve from his Ebola-Cancer-AIDS or stopped playing vidya games for a while to put up this video today.

https://tinyurl.com/y9gg72on

The tl;dr version is that two YouTubers, Andy Warski and Tonka Saw, had more than a few grievances between them. So an IRL mixed-MMA fight between them was arranged and was supposed to have taken place last Friday in Knoxville, TN. Tonka Saw, however, did everything he could not to fight without completely chickening out and didn't show up in Knoxville, while Andy did (and him and his friends had a great time it seems).

The lesson here is - if you're an "Internet Tough Guy" and have a chance to fight somebody in a sanctioned match, you'd *better* show up. Even better is that Tonka might be sued by Valor (the company that set up the fight) and there might even be legal sanctions against Tonka for fraud, as the names and ID between his contract signature and bloodwork did not match.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM (Ta69/)

29 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eh0SGjVl0

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM (vWMNq)

30 Again, I love all of you.

You are the best people on earth, bar none.
Yeah, even those of you who hate me, and yeah, you're pretty much justified.
I was going to mention something about my latest animation, but 30 odd hours later, it still isn't posted.

So, instead, I'll ask about this. "The Jetsons" only lasted one season in the 1960's. Yet...it's amazingly influential. Incredibly influential. How is this possible?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM (l9m7l)

31 First to this gray box! With a lot of gray hair for 29. At least I'm awake.

Posted by: Dodderer Who Dodders at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM (a4aav)

32 I want to watch the blood moon, but it's really cold outside.
Is it going to be on YouTube?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (/Z/Su)

33 Oh well... maybe next year?? oh and fire Sutton. I feel bad for Mahomes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

34 Bumpity, bump, bump...bumpity, bump, bump... look at that lunar go...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (w54mS)

35 Brady and Belichick...GOAT.

Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2019 10:13 PM (MAstk)

36
I think that in honor of "Non Binary Designation for Gender" Hannah-Beth should change her name to
"Hannah-Ben".

Also, I hope the dummy doesn't have any kids.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW)







Too late. She does.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (eXA4G)

37 28 Andy Warski and Tonka Saw


Saw a different video of "Andy's speech" ... claims that Metokur was rumoured to be in the audience.


Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (vWMNq)

38 I want to watch the blood moon, but it's really cold outside.
Is it going to be on YouTube?
Posted by: ALH
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There's probably an app for that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (w54mS)

39

Paperback Writer... great song. It still amazes me that they didn't put a big chunk of their singles on the (regular) LP's.

Posted by: otho at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (LkFnL)

40
So, instead, I'll ask about this. "The Jetsons" only lasted one season in the 1960's. Yet...it's amazingly influential. Incredibly influential. How is this possible?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


The original run only lasted one season but it was resurrected 22 years later.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (aKsyK)

41 11 mh, I think you should also put on the leaderboard the most number of times someone is willowed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2019 10:06 PM (EZebt

Ha.

Posted by: Northern Wisconsin at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

42 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells, I am not a Chiefs fan necessarily (even if they are the only Missouri team left), but I will root for anyone playing Brady-Belicheck...except maybe Philly. This Super Bowl is gonna suck all around.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (2PXwn)

43 Paul McCartney is still a Weinie.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (/Z/Su)

44 I think that in honor of "Non Binary Designation for Gender" Hannah-Beth should change her name to
"Hannah-Ben".
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Is the proper personal pronoun 'they'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:15 PM (w54mS)

45 So, instead, I'll ask about this. "The Jetsons" only lasted one season in the 1960's. Yet...it's amazingly influential. Incredibly influential. How is this possible?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal

I didn't realise it was all that influential. It was one of those perpetual reruns cartoons in the 70s. I hated that show. It was always on after the Flintstones aroun here. I hated the Flintstones too.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (myjNJ)

46 Thirst!

in other news, just in time for the big event, the high cloud layer appears to be thinning/disappearing.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (pbYL9)

47 33 Oh well... maybe next year?? oh and fire Sutton. I feel bad for Mahomes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)


Reid has never had a good enough D to win the big one.

It isn't always the D coordinator, they have to have players. Chicken salad vs chicken shit.

Posted by: Northern Wisconsin at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

48 Re: Sidebar:

I'm not real sure about what Mary Sue means.

The thing that struck me about Connecticut Yankee is that he completely breaks the fourth wall at points. He says "now this is how I think a government should be run".

I basically read Connecticut Yankee as a libertarian manifesto.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (fuK7c)

49 LOL, the blood moon eclipse, live on Youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzNWf_p620

Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (14URa)

50
So, instead, I'll ask about this. "The Jetsons" only lasted one season in the 1960's. Yet...it's amazingly influential. Incredibly influential. How is this possible?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM (l9m7l)


Only one season? I didn't watch much tv as a kid, but I remember the Jetsos really well.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

51 Tom's ball are perfect, but Giselle is still a man, baby

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (1UZdv)

52 This is one of those HDR photos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (pUDQf)

53 Off geographical sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

54 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 20, 2019 10:17 PM (JFzNN)

55 So, instead, I'll ask about this. "The Jetsons" only lasted one season in the 1960's. Yet...it's amazingly influential. Incredibly influential. How is this possible?


Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:11 PM


Guessing that it didn't rate well enough in it's original run to get renewed... but went on to rate highly in reruns.

Posted by: otho at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (LkFnL)

56 Finished watching the video with the RazörFist fellow in it. It was good. He was a bit shouty.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

57 Sorry, all Chiefs fans and Pats haters. Helluva game, though. Chiefs are the real deal.

Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (14URa)

58 42 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells, I am not a Chiefs fan necessarily (even if they are the only Missouri team left), but I will root for anyone playing Brady-Belicheck...except maybe Philly. This Super Bowl is gonna suck all around.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (2PXwn)
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the Super Bowl has sucked for a couple of decades. Can't really single this one out.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (WEBkv)

59 49 LOL, the blood moon eclipse, live on Youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzNWf_p620
Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (14URa)


Thank you!

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (/Z/Su)

60 Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (2PXwn)

I won't even watch it. I usually do just for the commercials (some are funny) but this year? Nope. I've had enough of Brady and his stupid fucking team.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

61 As far as Prince Philip's driving, if he's driving on the royal estates, where he can't harm anyone but himself, good for him. He's in his late 90's. He doesn't have much time left. If he gets in a bad accident, he will probably die a short time afterwards. People that old doesn't recover well.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

62 Saw a different video of "Andy's speech" ... claims that Metokur was rumoured to be in the audience.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 10:14 PM (vWMNq)

Maybe, but unless somebody can produce a picture or a video of an Irish-looking dude in the audience chain-smoking with an Asian chick beside him drawing vore art, I doubt Metokur was there. It's always possible though.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 20, 2019 10:19 PM (Ta69/)

63 "Everything I have ever written has had a serious philosophy or truth as its basis. I would not write a humorous work merely to be funny. In Yankee in King Arthur's Court, for instance, the fun is all natural to the situations, but the underlying purpose is a satire on the divine right of kings."
- interview "Mark Twain Tells Literary Secret and Many Other Things," Baltimore News, 10 May 1907

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (UdKB7)

64 The chiefs and Mahon are the real deal but Brady is still the man. It is like have the best offensive coordinator as your QB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (Y+V3r)

65 Chiefs are the real deal.


Pats fan here and totally happy with the outcome.

Mahomes is for real and we'll see a lot more of him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (fuK7c)

66 I'm not real sure about what Mary Sue means.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (fuK7c)


Author self-insert. It's a sockpuppet of a character with the author's arm elbow-deep up its ass, wearing a badge that reads "HELLO MY NAME IS not the author, I swear".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

67 Wolf Blood Moon

Patriots win

Coincidence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (+y/Ru)

68 That top pic needs some music...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/lnfx97r

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (jGvbj)

69 61 If he gets in a bad accident,


He flipped his range rover this week.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (vWMNq)

70 I won't even watch it. I usually do just for the commercials (some are funny) but this year? Nope. I've had enough of Brady and his stupid fucking team.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)
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Yeah, I think the NFL should realize they have a problem with their product when their marquee matchup is more about advertising than the actual game.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 10:20 PM (WEBkv)

71 People that old doesn't recover well.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

Say What?

Posted by: RBG at January 20, 2019 10:21 PM (Y+V3r)

72 The kids and I are staying up to watch the eclipse since the skies cleared up. Every one of us says holy shit when the wind hits us. It's a tad bit breezy over here.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 10:21 PM (uTY3H)

73 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2019 10:22 PM (Y+V3r)

74 and NAOW, off to light the grill and cook some loin piggy chops...

BIAB!

(not that anyone cares...)



Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2019 10:22 PM (pbYL9)

75 The Jetsons had a catchy tune and memorable premise which was an obvious knock-off of The Flintstones, but it sucked. So one season and memories

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (1UZdv)

76 I basically read Connecticut Yankee as a libertarian manifesto.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:16 PM (fuK7c)


Huh, the title character always struck me as his era's version of a finger-wagging progressive. But it's been a while since I read it.

I think "Mary Sue" is generally defined as a character who comes out of nowhere and is super-talented and better than everyone at everything without having "earned" it or going through any kind of arc. See also, Rey in the new Star Wars movies. I'm not sure Connecticut Yankee fully qualifies, but I can see aspects of it.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

77 What time does the eclipse start?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (/Z/Su)

78 I am torn between the unacknowledged sacred and the readily accepted profane.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

79 7:30 Asia Pacific time

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

80 wow that UPS guy is a hero

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 10:24 PM (BJlbN)

81 The Sacklers are good generous people who happen to make a product that helps those in excruciating pain live a closer to normal life. Screw the plaintiffs lawyers and AGs who are hell bent on ruining them.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2019 10:24 PM (XROPS)

82 77 What time does the eclipse start?
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (/Z/Su)


Tuesday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

83 I find my presence on the Wall of Shame very disturbing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (U7Mh9)

84 TIME OUT

Posted by: Wall E. George at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (KdryZ)

85 I won't even watch it. I usually do just for the commercials (some are funny) but this year? Nope. I've had enough of Brady and his stupid fucking team.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

The only commercial I'd be really interested in is if they have a new trailer for Avengers. Other than that....

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (2PXwn)

86
Perfect music for the Blood Moon. Mongolian heavy metal, played on traditional instruments and old school Mongolian throat singing. Weird, but totally awesome.

The Hu - Wolf Totem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (eXA4G)

87 Gah. I feel for Mahomes. Wretched Pats in the SB again. Go Rams.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (LJUs+)

88 I've been painting again, with actual oil paints and stuff. Maybe that will mean more in the end.
--echoing laughter sound effect.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (l9m7l)

89 I won't watch a Super Bowl that involves Tom Brady. Cannot stand that cheating crybaby. I hold the opinion that when he retires the NFL will finally crater and not recover. They changed some rules to keep that bitch happy and when he leaves, no one will give a shit about the pussy style football the league has forced on everyone.

Hubbymayhem watched the last SB with Brady vs. Manning. I kept rooting for massive numbers of casualties on both teams.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (myjNJ)

90 77 What time does the eclipse start?
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (/Z/Su)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Insomniac at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

91

Just another day in moon city. Astronomers are lying fucks...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (UFLLM)

92 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (4kWLV)

93 83 I find my presence on the Wall of Shamefame very disturbing.common achievement
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (U7Mh9


FIFY Mr. Hammer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

94 Hello JT

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (l9m7l)

95 wow that UPS guy is a hero
Posted by: votermom
---------

"...I stripped to my shorts..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (ZMWtN)

96 My standard provocation toward Pats haters:

Tom Brady has lost more Superbowls than most Hall of Famers have ever been to, and he's won more than any.

And he's going to another one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (fuK7c)

97 Female singer in last night's Peter Gabriel video was Paula Cole.

Posted by: Butch at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (hXu8T)

98 The lower, lh quadrant of the moon is beginning to become obscured.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2019 10:28 PM (YndB3)

99 97 Female singer in last night's Peter Gabriel video was Paula Cole.
Posted by: Butch at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (hXu8T)

Straight up?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:28 PM (pUDQf)

100 To hell with NFL. Never again. Bah.

The Chiefs are eternally inept. Bah. Pttui. I spit. Never again.

Posted by: Blutarski at January 20, 2019 10:28 PM (+Tibp)

101 Twain also crapped all over the Catholic Church in Connecticut Yankee.

Posted by: Butch at January 20, 2019 10:28 PM (hXu8T)

102 36
I think that in honor of "Non Binary Designation for Gender" Hannah-Beth should change her name to
"Hannah-Ben".

Also, I hope the dummy doesn't have any kids.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

Too late. She does.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


If they're boys, do they have to wear dresses?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

103 *darts outside to view the moon*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ZMWtN)

104 81 The Sacklers are good generous people who happen to make a product that helps those in excruciating pain live a closer to normal life. Screw the plaintiffs lawyers and AGs who are hell bent on ruining them.
Posted by: LASue

Get back to us when you've addicted serious numbers of people.

Posted by: Alcohol/nicotine at January 20, 2019 10:29 PM (LOq4H)

105 When does "Hard Knocks" premier again?

Posted by: Blutarski at January 20, 2019 10:29 PM (+Tibp)

106 You can see the penumbra already. It's really cool.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

107 Anyone besides me have trouble finding teh ONT tonight?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (CLcKT)

108 103 *darts outside to view the moon*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ZMWtN


This is how you make the wall of shame. Play by play.

Off to load the dryer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (pUDQf)

109 Paula Cole! That's the name.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (WNAuL)

110 A migrant population is motivated to subjugate the indigenous population. By any means necessary. They come to give orders, not ask questions.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (RuIsu)

111 The Hu - Wolf Totem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (eXA4G)


That is friggin great.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (T71PA)

112 every 9 minutes or so i walk the length of this little farmhouse to the french doors on the east end of the kitchen, wrapped in a yellow afghan and look up.

the moon looks the same each time, just a bit higher in the sky. but one of these times, a bit of it will be gone.

makes me think of the poem from when i was a kid
"the moon is the north wind's cookie."

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:31 PM (xIKXj)

113 15. "Who was the gal in the concert footage. Paula.....something. Can't remember."

Paula Cole. See "In Your Eyes" (Secret World Live)

Posted by: MeLurkYouLongTime at January 20, 2019 10:31 PM (46UXb)

114 F the media, some serious bs about the high school kids. Dlamp, a prophet without honor.

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 20, 2019 10:31 PM (SxBH1)

115 109 Paula Cole! That's the name.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (WNAuL

She likes the cowboys. Probably had her feminist license revoked for that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:31 PM (pUDQf)

116 The Jetson's was only one season?

I loved that show.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2019 10:32 PM (9L2du)

117 With regard to "Is Connecticut Yankee a Marty Sue" question in the sidebar... have you read the ending of that book? He fails utterly, loses utterly, and all his comrades die, leaving him to return heartbroken and alone to the modern day.

So no, not a Marty Sue.

Posted by: Robert Hobart at January 20, 2019 10:32 PM (Z0XmW)

118 It's starting!

Limb of the moon is darkening

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2019 10:33 PM (w/exv)

119 WooHoo!!!!
Gonna get to see the eclipse here in the Northwest.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (0tfLf)

120 Does anyone else think there's been a lot of "Super Moons" lately? It seems to me like the past three or four years, they've been announcing a "Super Moon" or a "Blood Moon" or both twice a year or more. Maybe the media is just making it more of a thing, I don't know.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (2PXwn)

121 Tom Brady has lost more Superbowls than most Hall of Famers have ever been to, and he's won more than any.



And he's going to another one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (fuK7c)
The haters only make it more fun. Did you see Belichick? Dude was actually grinning from ear to ear for a minute there. I was all, whoa.

Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (14URa)

122 114 F the media, some serious bs about the high school kids. Dlamp, a prophet without honor.
Posted by: A dude in MI

Man this story tells one EVERYTHING wrong with the freaking media.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (LOq4H)

123 The only weak link in the Chiefs is Andy Reid. Just a fucking teaser.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

124 Buzzfeed knew it published a lie. Rest of the media knew it was a lie, spread it anyway. The story was BS. They knew it. We all did.

The MSM stopped attempting to report news a long time ago. They further a narrative, never caring if its true. If it further the narrative, they run with it.

That disgusting media distortion about the kid with the MAGA hat "taunting" the Noble Savage at the March for Life is just one more in an endless line of examples of the kind of garbage they spew without any regard for the actual truth.

They should all DIAF.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (UGqF8)

125 re-quoting "Dawn of the Dead"--
"I'm gonna try...to take some photos...of that moon...""I know man...""But don't do it, until you are SURE..."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:35 PM (l9m7l)

126 Does anyone else think there's been a lot of "Super Moons" lately? It seems to me like the past three or four years, they've been announcing a "Super Moon" or a "Blood Moon" or both twice a year or more. Maybe the media is just making it more of a thing, I don't know.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:34 PM (2PXwn)


Just like naming winter storms, they're making a thing out of events that happen all of the time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 10:35 PM (T71PA)

127
The Hu - Wolf Totem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (eXA4G)

That is friggin great.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (T71PA)







Isn't it though? Weapons-grade Metal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:36 PM (eXA4G)

128 Woo, woo. That was my Indian love call.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Tyii7)

129 watched Bad Times at El Royale today on dvd
pretty good

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 10:36 PM (BJlbN)

130 Fuck the Hollywood Rams. Go, Patriots!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

131 shit manga says: "life is important. but boobs are important too."

from 'how NOT to summon a demon lord'. about a couple of idiotas, one elf and one panthergirl, who try to summon a demon lord but instead summon an otaku from Japan.

well... manga knows its audience

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 10:37 PM (ykYG2)

132 Jewells, if you're still here - just got home and saw my package. Thank you! I sent you a note.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:37 PM (U5tDi)

133 Eclipse now easily visible here (W. NC). Darkening at 6 o'clock.

Pro tip: When going out into 16 deg. temps, windy weather, check fly before going out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:37 PM (w54mS)

134 Just went outside and looked.

Cloud cover over everything.
--typical.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 20, 2019 10:37 PM (l9m7l)

135 69 61 If he gets in a bad accident,


He flipped his range rover this week.

Posted by: Off the reservation


Yeah, how he did that and didn't get injured is beyond me. But the next time, if he breaks a few bones or whatnot, it'll probably be the end soon after. What often happens to very old people is they live through a heart attack, stroke, broken hip, whatever, then eventually die of pneumonia. I've watched it happen to my own parents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

136 Isn't it though? Weapons-grade Metal.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2019 10:36 PM (eXA4G)


I'll bet they don't use Gillette razors.

Toxic masculinity. FTW.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 10:38 PM (T71PA)

137 Moon is disappointingly blood-free.

It is darn cold and windy out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2019 10:38 PM (kQs4Y)

138 Hello, Horde!

I'm ensconced at Chateau Lloyd with an excellent view of the moon through a skylight and savoring some Henessey VSOP cognac in a warmed snifter. "Nights in White Satin" is the current musical selection.

Life is good.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 10:38 PM (cfSRQ)

139 truly i say to you, Mike Hammer, I laughed out loud

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:38 PM (xIKXj)

140 Better eclipse cam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D69rIIR2cM

Posted by: Peaches at January 20, 2019 10:38 PM (14URa)

141 Cool - I can see the eclipse from my kitchen window! And my fly is up.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (U5tDi)

142 Tom Brady has lost more Superbowls than most Hall of Famers have ever been to, and he's won more than any.

Nope, Charles Haley.

Posted by: ooooops, so much for that at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (5qMRB)

143 71 People that old doesn't recover well.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

Say What?
Posted by: RBG


Yikes. "don't". Speaking of old people and dementia.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

144 Paula Cole looks a tough 50 years old now. And it's not just the gray hair.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (4thlk)

145 Just like naming winter storms, they're making a thing out of events that happen all of the time.
Posted by: DR.WTF
-------

I approve of this ones name. 'Harpy', isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (w54mS)

146 yep, it's a bit chilly here too.

When that 55 degree air hits the old face, it's almost enough to make one notice.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (WEBkv)

147 The Hu - Wolf Totem

That was cool. I want a guitar with a headstock like those instruments.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 10:39 PM (uTY3H)

148 the older Tom Brady gets whilst still winning games, the more I root for him.

Brady was 'supposed' to lose this one. vox day (yeah, i know) said, it's too cold, so Brady's old joints won't win this one.

well, maybe; but if he throws two touchdowns in the first half, all he REALLY needs to do is to waste time in the second half and let the defence carry the rest.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 10:40 PM (ykYG2)

149 You can see the penumbra already.



Posted by: Ladyl
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Oh shucks, I bet you say that to all the boys.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2019 10:40 PM (9rIkM)

150 Completely overcast out, temperature hovering around 13 degrees? I'm good in here on my couch, streaming YouTube eclipse videos, thanks.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:40 PM (2PXwn)

151 Cool - I can see the eclipse from my kitchen window! And my fly is up.
Posted by: bluebell
-

Female privilege.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (w54mS)

152

Prince Phillip posseses the Superpowers of Asshole, Dick and Fuck You...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (UFLLM)

153 anemic moon

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (BJlbN)

154 There is a CNN article on Trumps economy- its hilarious. For example, it criticizes the low unemployment rate for people of color by saying it is unlikely to continue through 2027.

!!!!!!

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (XROPS)

155
My mother couldn't find the Moon. She wanted to see the eclipse starting. I went out. There it was, easy to see from the edge of the front porch. I had to go out there and point her head right at it.

"Oh, there it is!"

She's 88. She had a cap on and wasn't looking up high enough in the sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (f1Vqw)

156
---
Oh shucks, I bet you say that to all the boys.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2019 10:40 PM (9rIkM)


What are you doing up? Don't you have to go to WORK??? LOL

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

157 it's right at 0 exactly. it's cold enough for a coat standing inside the french doors. but yeah, i'm glad i can see it from inside, like

you, Bluebell! hello!

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (xIKXj)

158 144 Paula Cole looks a tough 50 years old now. And it's not just the gray hair.
Posted by: lowandslow



Heh! Saw that. The music industry can be hell. Could be more than that though. Kind of forgot about her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (WNAuL)

159 [checks score]

woo. 37-31. the Patriots D really sucked in the second half.

looks like Brady really did carry this one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 10:42 PM (ykYG2)

160 117
With regard to "Is Connecticut Yankee a Marty Sue" question in the
sidebar... have you read the ending of that book? He fails utterly,
loses utterly, and all his comrades die, leaving him to return
heartbroken and alone to the modern day.



So no, not a Marty Sue.

Posted by: Robert Hobart at January 20, 2019 10:32 PM (Z0XmW)

---
Also, the Marty Sue is America.

Twain was choosing an Everyman as his hero, not a thinly-disguised version of himself. So Americans could relate and laugh at how he ran rings around the oh-so-noble Brits.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 10:42 PM (cfSRQ)

161 Female privilege.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (w54mS)
---------

I enjoy my toxic femininity.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (U5tDi)

162 I've been going outside but just realized I have a perfect view of the eclipse from my family room door. D'uh.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

163 for some reason my body hair, fingernails and fangs are growing.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (r+sAi)

164
Oh, BTW ladies, during an eclipse, it is imperative you get the boobs out. You must be topless during an eclipse, any type of eclipse, or you will die.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)

165 So Americans could relate and laugh at how he ran rings around the oh-so-noble Brits.

Do tell.

Posted by: Maj. Gen. Robert Ross at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (ykYG2)

166 Why haven't we gone back?

Posted by: literally serious at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (nw6G5)

167 154 There is a CNN article on Trumps economy- its hilarious. For example, it criticizes the low unemployment rate for people of color by saying it is unlikely to continue through 2027.

!!!!!!
Posted by: LASue

There is only one way to end this biased reporting. Flame throwers, lots and lots of flame throwers.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)

168 SOMEONE IS EATING THE MOON.

Posted by: Maj. Gen. Robert Ross at January 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ykYG2)

169 Leftists talking about the colonization of the North America circa 1600-1900:

It was a holocaust - the white men invaders displaced the natives...destroying their societies....their cultures!

Leftists talking about the colonization of the North America circa 1900-2019:

Why on earth would you be afraid of immigrants that just want to make this their land too? When has that ever caused an issue for the original inhabitants.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2019 10:44 PM (cRkMZ)

170 /off best ross sock

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ykYG2)

171 you, Bluebell! hello!
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (xIKXj)
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booknlass, how are you? I don't usually stay up this late!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:44 PM (U5tDi)

172 164
Oh, BTW ladies, during an eclipse, it is imperative you get the boobs out. You must be topless during an eclipse, any type of eclipse, or you will die.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 20, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)


They are free and happy under my nightshirt.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

173 I need some help, please.

We are quitting P&G products b/c of that idiot feminist VP that said she will never hire another herterosexual (white?) male.

We don't use many of their products anyway; I can do without Puffs and the Charmin. BUT. I am at a loss what to do about Dawn dishwashing liquid. It is a terrific product. I've been using it since it came out. Other liquids tear up the skin of my hands and i can't stand all the strong scents of all the others. Then there is the absolute great grease-cutting of Dawn.

TIA.
Anyone know good substitutes?

Posted by: Flyover at January 20, 2019 10:45 PM (B5K06)

174 Bluebell, tell me when it's worth going back outside.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2019 10:45 PM (kQs4Y)

175 You can see the penumbra already. It's really cool.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

---
i've been seeing, and citing it in decisions, for decades.

welcome to the party!

Posted by: the almost dead RBG at January 20, 2019 10:46 PM (pbYL9)

176 I am at a loss what to do about Dawn dishwashing liquid. It is a terrific product.
----------

Arrrg. Didn't know about that. Well crap. I can do without googly, I can certainly do without Dawn...after years...of satisfaction. Crap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (U2TY5)

177 I'm going to wait until tomorrow morning to see if the moon is there. My toes are cold.

Posted by: freaked at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (UdKB7)

178 Eris, it's not quite 1/3 of the way yet, and still black. At 19 degrees out, I'd say it's worth going back out never. It's going to take forever. When is it supposed to turn red, at the end?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (U5tDi)

179 Bluebell, I'm enjoying the eclipse. nice to see you

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)

180 The NFL is as real as the WWF.

I have no understanding of how anyone reaches a point of boredom and meaninglessness that makes them "fans" of the laundry of any millionaire kneelers.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (LL1Be)

181 The moon is disappearing. But its too cold to stand outside and watch.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2019 10:48 PM (XROPS)

182 Took the oldest granddaughter out to look at the partial eclipse. She was thrilled - told her I'd wake her in an hour to see it at full.


Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2019 10:49 PM (9rIkM)

183 Cold-hearted orb,It rules the night,Removes the colour from our sight,Red is gray and yellow white,But we decide which is right,And which is an illusion.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 10:49 PM (cfSRQ)

184 We don't use many of their products anyway; I can do
without Puffs and the Charmin. BUT. I am at a loss what to do about
Dawn dishwashing liquid. It is a terrific product. I've been using it
since it came out. Other liquids tear up the skin of my hands and i
can't stand all the strong scents of all the others. Then there is the
absolute great grease-cutting of Dawn.



TIA.

Anyone know good substitutes?

Posted by: Flyover at January 20, 2019 10:45 PM (B5K06)

===
does Ivory still make a liquid soap?

they used to.

(or are they a PnG product too?)

Posted by: the almost dead RBG at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pbYL9)

185 I am at a loss what to do about Dawn dishwashing liquid. It is a terrific product.

Also my dilemma.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (9L2du)

186 Lucked out, Mountain Time, so I don't have to stay up late to see the crazy moon that will hold cover for the alien invasion.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (r+sAi)

187 Eclipsular totality is at 0512Z, 21 JAN 19 in everyone's AO...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (CLcKT)

188 Arrrg. Didn't know about that. Well crap. I can do without googly, I can certainly do without Dawn...after years...of satisfaction. Crap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (U2TY5)


Im gonna be trying out some outomatic dishwashing liquids .... wifey bourght a 5-gallon jug at some church fundraiser last spring. gonna last us at least 3 more months...

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (yTuCy)

189 Beautiful house pic, MH. But would not want to watch a wolf blood moon in it, I would probably die of fright.

Love the GaryStu/CT Yankee discussions. Bander, this is a pretty good critique of a Mary Sue and how it poisons modern storytelling:
https://youtu.be/KcXVGIi1m28

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (VjxvX)

190 /off circling the drain sock

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pbYL9)

191 Run a stat: 84% of the dreamers and detained migrants oppose a women's right to choose. Watch them flounder in dispair.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (25Dt7)

192 Drudge says Trump is losing the fight. Obviously the Dems think they are winning as they refuse to negotiate. They think they are in the cat bird seat. I simply can't imagine that the majority of the American people want open borders. Am I delusional or is the media?

Posted by: AnnaS at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (l4l/z)

193 But its too cold to stand outside and watch.


Run out, look up, run back in saying, "shit, shit, shit." My daughter said it's shit chorus.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (uTY3H)

194 Does someone have a handy list of PG products? I might keep buying Dawn and forego the rest. I like Tide but I can change.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (XROPS)

195 he and she, we are now merging them so that we are using what my grammar teacher would have had a heart attack over: we are using the phrase 'they' and replacing other designations so that it's a gender neutral designation: 'they,'

It's gender neutral, but also number neutral, just to accommodate a minuscule number of degenerates. I hate it.

And if the Reds had their way, your comment would read: "using what ourteacher would have had a heart attack over."

Pretty soon we'll all be "communicating" through a series of grunts and clicks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (if8r4)

196 Okay, I'm going upstairs. I think I'll be able to see it from my bathroom window, but it better turn red soon or I'm outta there. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (U5tDi)

197 >>>unemployment rate for people of color by saying it is unlikely to continue through 2027.
!!!!!!
Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2019 10:41 PM (XROPS)
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This is one of their most accurate guesses.
PDT will be out of office in 24/25 so some demented Democrat shall have been in office for two years.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (ePWRo)

198 181 The moon is disappearing. But its too cold to stand outside and watch.
Posted by: LASue

Northern LA pretty brutal?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (LOq4H)

199 187 Eclipsular totality is at 0512Z, 21 JAN 19 in everyone's AO...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (CLcKT)
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LOL Zulu Time!

That's 12:12 EST, folks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (kQs4Y)

200 Cold-hearted orb,It rules the night,Removes the
colour from our sight,Red is gray and yellow white,But we decide which
is right,And which is an illusion.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 10:49 PM (cfSRQ)

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i am NOT grey... not yet anyway.

and the hairs that are i blame on Resident 3vil.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (pbYL9)

201 Something is wrong with the moon! The gods are angry!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (MVjcR)

202 The Blood Red Wolf is devouring the Full Moon! We must riot in the streets and throw a virgin into a volcano, or at least some ol gal from Wal-Mart into traffic, to appease the gods, and they will return our moon!

Also, hello, all. Good evening.

Posted by: mindful webworker - boldly going on at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (rkkWf)

203 Method makes better dishwashing liquid and it's not from P&G.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (pUDQf)

204 does Ivory still make a liquid soap?

they used to.

(or are they a PnG product too?)
Posted by: the almost dead RBG at January 20, 2019 10:50 PM (pbYL9)

+++

Tears up my skin, makes me sneeze, and doesn't cut grease. [sad face]

Posted by: Flyover at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (B5K06)

205 192
Drudge says Trump is losing the fight. Obviously the Dems think they are
winning as they refuse to negotiate. They think they are in the cat
bird seat. I simply can't imagine that the majority of the American
people want open borders. Am I delusional or is the media?

Posted by: AnnaS at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (l4l/z)

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Drudge jumped the shark two years ago.

He's on the other side.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (cfSRQ)

206
Anyone have a link to that P&G exec statement about not hiring any straight white males?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (f1Vqw)

207 Drudge says Trump is losing the fight. Obviously the Dems think they are winning as they refuse to negotiate. They think they are in the cat bird seat. I simply can't imagine that the majority of the American people want open borders. Am I delusional or is the media?
Posted by: AnnaS at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (l4l/z)


They are. Drudge just needs to suck a few more dicks to calm down, something I apparently don't need to encourage him to do. The Reds are in an untenable position, and increasingly, realize it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2019 10:53 PM (if8r4)

208 Something is wrong with the moon! The gods are angry!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (MVjcR)
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Wait, what the heck are you still doing up? Is that why the moon is doing that goofy thing? Next thing you know the earth will be wobbling on its axis.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:53 PM (U5tDi)

209 I just use the store brand version of Dawn. Giant Grocery makes a decent one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2019 10:53 PM (WNAuL)

210 Good evening everyone,

Too cloudy here to see the eclipse.

Posted by: A,ericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 10:53 PM (IDhUW)

211 Nice view of the eclipse here in central TX. Going outside every ten minutes to check on the progress.

Posted by: Sal at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (wR64M)

212 We are quitting PG products

Why bother.

I predict official NFL threads will return soon. Practically every Sunday thread turns into one.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (LL1Be)

213 We're taking shifts viewing the eclipse here. Every few minutes, it's someone else's turn to go out and report back. Once it gets further along, we'll brave the elements and go out together. Though the dog, who usually can't wait to be outside at any hour, is looking at us like we're crazy.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (XXNQ+)

214 192 Drudge says Trump is losing the fight. Obviously the Dems think they are winning as they refuse to negotiate. They think they are in the cat bird seat. I simply can't imagine that the majority of the American people want open borders. Am I delusional or is the media?
Posted by: AnnaS at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (l4l/z)


I've become rather suspicious of Drudge the last several months or so, and I don't think I'm the only one. As to whether Trump is "losing" the fight or not, all I know is that even losing would be better than just giving in, and I'm hopeful that he realizes that.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (2PXwn)

215 208 Something is wrong with the moon! The gods are angry!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 10:52 PM (MVjcR)
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Wait, what the heck are you still doing up? Is that why the moon is doing that goofy thing? Next thing you know the earth will be wobbling on its axis.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:53 PM (U5tDi)
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Yeah! No kidding! What AM I doing up?

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (MVjcR)

216 What are you doing up? Don't you have to go to WORK??? LOL
Posted by: Ladyl
----Normally, yes. But:

1) MLK day tomorrow so off2) Turned in my notice so only a month or two more - Behold my garden of f*cks, alas, it is barren. Foresooth, I have no more to give.

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (9rIkM)

217 speaking of Drudge, I stopped visiting his page and now I go to The liberty Daily. one of you may have told me about it.

It's more to my liking.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)

218 LOL Zulu Time!



That's 12:12 EST, folks.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM


Zulu Time... As is befitting a smart military blog!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (CLcKT)

219 Took the oldest granddaughter out to look at the partial eclipse. She was thrilled - told her I'd wake her in an hour to see it at full.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Ahhh, to have grandchildren. You are fortunate.

I am reminded of a few lines from Winter's Tale:

"If your faith is genuine, then you meet your responsibilities, fulfill your obligations, and wait until you are found. It will come. If not to you, then to your children, and if not to them, then to their children."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (U2TY5)

220 Clear here, as The Galactic Cookie Monster has his way with our poor little Moon.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (E3GAO)

221 Drudge says Trump is losing the fight. Obviously the Dems think they are winning as they refuse to negotiate. They think they are in the cat bird seat. I simply can't imagine that the majority of the American people want open borders. Am I delusional or is the media?
Posted by: AnnaS at J




where does drudge say that Trump is losing the fight?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (MTjB1)

222 I'm thinking the Houston home invasion shooting was likely bad on bad based on the location.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (2DOZq)

223 Matt Drudge has munched on a few full moons in his day too, I bet.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 10:56 PM (ykYG2)

224 I don't understand why everyone thinks Dawn is such a great product. I've had bottles of Dawn go rancid. Ive never had that problem with other dish soaps.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

225 Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2019 10:53 PM (U5tDi)


Do your parents know where you are?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

226 220 Clear here, as The Galactic Cookie Monster has his way with our poor little Moon.
Posted by: Panhandler at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (E3GAO


Sounds like the beginning of a good cult. You should look into that. Good tax advantages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

227
Zulu Time... As is befitting a smart military blog!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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...and Rorke's Drift.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (U2TY5)

228 how about Palmolive soap?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (BJlbN)

229 I dropped this in the book thread this morning but since you mentioned toxic masculinity


It's cold here in my part of Indiana.
I went to bed last night and the room was cold. I snuggled in against hubbymayhem and mumble dammit I'm cold.
My delightfully twisted husband says "I'll keep you warm with my toxic masculinity. "
I said, okay but just how toxic are we talking here?
Hubby chuckled with what sounded like evil glee and said, I intend to be really offensive.

Dear God,
Thank you for men and their toxic masculinity. I love that shit!
Sincerely,
Mayhem

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (myjNJ)

230 Hubbymayhem watched the last SB with Brady vs. Manning. I kept rooting for massive numbers of casualties on both teams.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2019 10:26 PM (myjNJ)

But the woman thus annoy'ed prays for cheap shots and much fail
For the female of the species is more stabby than the male

Posted by: Vanya at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (7PLM4)

231 The UPS guy not only a good guy to rescue the dog, but a nice looking man too!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (AllCR)

232 The ambient air temperature outside Chateau Lloyd is six below zero.

Since I have three skylights, I see no need to go out and freeze to death.

Plus, the cognac is delightful.

The VSOP is so subtle...I can only wonder what the XO is like.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (cfSRQ)

233 Northern LA pretty brutal?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (LOq4H)

Ha. Central Texas tonight. 43 degrees.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (XROPS)

234 Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)


Wash your dishes more than 3-4 times a year


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

235 217 speaking of Drudge, I stopped visiting his page and now I go to The liberty Daily. one of you may have told me about it.

It's more to my liking.
Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)


I didn't know about that. Is that the name of the website?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:58 PM (2PXwn)

236 how about Palmolive soap?

Works great for me. Smells good too.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 10:58 PM (uTY3H)

237 Just checked it out with the kid's telescope. Cool stuff. Can kinda see a red tint.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 20, 2019 10:58 PM (8ZeGS)

238 212 We are quitting PG products

Why bother.

I predict official NFL threads will return soon. Practically every Sunday thread turns into one.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (LL1Be)

Not by me. I'm still in the process replacing my Nike stuff too.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2DOZq)

239 -------
Yeah! No kidding! What AM I doing up?
Posted by: Weasel
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I don't know Squire, but you have the aroma of Hoppes No. 9 about you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:59 PM (U2TY5)

240
"I pick heads. Again."

Posted by: Mathew Slater at January 20, 2019 11:00 PM (kk8TL)

241 As for the NFL, yall can watch whatever you want, the NFL is dead to me.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 20, 2019 11:00 PM (0OmEj)

242 Whoa, the AvengeWife just caught a photo of a jet crossing in front of the Moon in partial eclipse. Black chemtrails too, awesome.

Posted by: Avenger at January 20, 2019 11:00 PM (70ScF)

243 Mark Andrews Edwards when do you have time to buy ammo?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 20, 2019 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

244 What happens if you dip your balls in pudding during a blood wolf super moon?

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:00 PM (r+sAi)

245 All that I need to know about the news, I get from J.J.

Coffee, and J.J., are the way I start the day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:01 PM (ZMWtN)

246 Jewells, I am sad your family treated you like a bad luck charm during the game and you were banished! Hope they make it up to you.

Winter snow warning here in Rockies, so no wolf blood moon eclipse for me.

*sad awooooooo*

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2019 11:01 PM (VjxvX)

247
What happens if you dip your balls in pudding during a blood wolf super moon?


Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:00 PM (r+sAi)


Four more years.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 11:01 PM (9gHOW)

248 Beautiful picture up top, MisHum

On one of my walks I would see an abandoned barn in the distance. It was visible in the winter but not in the spring because of the trees. Seeing it always made me want to go exploring.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:01 PM (IDhUW)

249 Why bother.

I predict official NFL threads will return soon. Practically every Sunday thread turns into one.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (LL1Be)

Not by me. I'm still in the process replacing my Nike stuff too.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at J




lol, don't bother people cannot even be bothered to change their open borders beer.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wDiv/modelo-especial-reach-new-heights-with-astronaut-jos-hernandez

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

250 Sounds like the beginning of a good cult. You should look into that. Good tax advantages.

yeah, but the retirement package . . .

Posted by: the people's temple, from sheol at January 20, 2019 11:01 PM (ykYG2)

251
Yeah! No kidding! What AM I doing up?
Posted by: Weasel
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I don't know Squire, but you have the aroma of Hoppes No. 9 about you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:59 PM (U2TY5)
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Love that smell!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (MVjcR)

252 Why bother.

I predict official NFL threads will return soon. Practically every Sunday thread turns into one. Posted by: mikeyG at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (LL1Be)

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I don't watch the NFL any more. I'm a Detroit Lions fan.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (cfSRQ)

253 What happens if you dip your balls in pudding during a blood wolf super moon?
Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk
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The dog develops a distracting and unhealthy interest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (ZMWtN)

254 I think it's been at least 1 full year since I clicked on Drudge's site, maybe the last time was before Trump was elected. And I can tell from what's said that I haven't missed a thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (V2Yro)

255 Love that smell!
Posted by: Weasel
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Well, sure it's the smell of toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:03 PM (ZMWtN)

256 What happens if you dip your balls in pudding during a blood wolf super moon?
Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk
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you lose them unless you can find another guy to lick them clean for you before the eclipse is over.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

257 super bowl, schmuper bowl. Both teams I could have rooted for lost today, doubt I'll even watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2019 11:03 PM (V2Yro)

258 I don't watch the NFL any more. I'm a Detroit Lions fan.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (cfSRQ)]


I remember back when the Broncos used to play in the NFL. It doesn't seem like that long ago.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 11:03 PM (9gHOW)

259 This is technically for solar eclipses, but just to be safe, it's probably a good idea to keep these tips in mind:

https://imgur.com/gallery/3iybe

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx)

260 Yes, Dr. T, thelibertydaily.com

I like its unabashed pro-Christianity. it pleases me.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:04 PM (xIKXj)

261 The shaded part of the moon is definitely taking on a red tint now. Looks about half-covered.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2019 11:04 PM (XXNQ+)

262 I'm freezing my prenumbra off.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 11:04 PM (0tfLf)

263 how about Palmolive soap?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 10:57 PM (BJlbN)

I get such awful dermatitis from that one, too.
I may try Method (sorry, i dont remember who suggested it).

And it was a VP who said it; DH and i are looking for the story.

Posted by: Flyover at January 20, 2019 11:04 PM (B5K06)

264 >>>you lose them unless you can find another guy to lick them clean for you before the eclipse is over.


I hear Rick Wilson is game

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

265 Youtube link to the blood moon, courtesy pf Peaches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzNWf_p620

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (ffYR/)

266 Anyone watching the lunar eclipse? I'm in a place that is perfectly clear, and it's pretty wild....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (oQx/t)

267 looking up at the half disappeared moon, i'm feeling a little horrified.

just waiting for something scary to jump out at me

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (xIKXj)

268 Something is wrong with the moon! The gods are angry!



Nancy Pelosi must be sacrificed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (yQpMk)

269
Wash your dishes more than 3-4 times a year



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)


Ummm. You don't know me very well. I'm a little OCD about cleanliness!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

270 Mild and clear hear, I get stepping out every few minutes to get a good glimpse of the eclipse. I'm not hardcore enough to get a lounge chair and watch even in summer though.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 20, 2019 11:06 PM (jUcoH)

271
Tuesday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

It's pretty spectacular right now.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 11:06 PM (/Z/Su)

272 Love that smell!
Posted by: Weasel
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Well, sure it's the smell of toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:03 PM (ZMWtN)

*******

Along with a well oiled ball glove in Spring.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 11:06 PM (0tfLf)

273 Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)


I hope you didn't miss the face

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

274 So far can see the moon from my home office windows. Could see the super moon at moon rising, then it got cloudy. It's clear now, the moon is partially covered. I hope the sky stays clear.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 20, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

275 I'm freezing my prenumbra off.
Posted by: Diogenes
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OTOH, the likelihood of nocturnal emanations is low, on account of the low temperatures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:07 PM (2qPhT)

276 we are not doing much for this eclipse.



celebrated last eclipse by having friends over, ordering chinese food, and banging pots and pans on the terrace to scare away the dragon that is eating the moon. worked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:07 PM (MTjB1)

277 Anyone watching the lunar eclipse? I'm in a place that is perfectly clear, and it's pretty wild....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (oQx/t)


Yep. Just rousted up the wife and kids to take a look. It's colder than Hillary's blackened heart outside though.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (9gHOW)

278

I hope you didn't miss the face
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

Of course I didn't, dear MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

279
I want to watch the blood moon, but it's really cold outside.

Is it going to be on YouTube?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 10:12 PM (/Z/Su)

Looked ten minutes ago. Bottom half of moon partly eaten by the dragon. Semi-obscured by clouds. And no red, it's white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

280 (goes outside and shakes fist at cookie monster eating the moon)


Leave it alone!!!!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (yTuCy)

281 Reminds me again that the Muslim crescent and star is an impossible symbol.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (2DOZq)

282 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (V2Yro)

I click on Drudge to see the slant, and I rarely. click on his links. I find the real story somewhere else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (oQx/t)

283 Now playing: "Moon over Bourbon Street."

Which led me to believe Bourbon Street was full of Old World charm and mystery.

And then I saw the place, which smelled like vomit and urine.

But the song is nice.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (cfSRQ)

284 What happens if you dip your balls in pudding during a blood wolf super moon?
Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk
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won't jump out at you. they wait until you sit down then grab you from under the couch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

285 Nancy Pelosi must be sacrificed.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

We must be sure, thrown in all the demoncrats.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (LOq4H)

286 I'm freezing my prenumbra off.
Posted by: Diogenes

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (AllCR)

287 Using toxic masculinity to describe traditional male traits is wrong. I don't know if we fight it by embracing the term, mocking the term, or pointing out that the term is wrong. Probably all three at different times with different people.

But accept the premise.... Never.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (IDhUW)

288 Daughter once borrowed hair pomade for a costume effect from her best friend, who is black. We finally got it out with Dawn.
Will give Palmolive a try.

Posted by: Sal at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (wR64M)

289 Along with a well oiled ball glove in Spring.
Posted by: Diogenes
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One of these days I'm going to find out what 'neatsfoot oil' actually is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (2qPhT)

290 *wanders outside*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:10 PM (2qPhT)

291 Nancy Pelosi must be sacrificed.

The trick is finding a demon lord who wants her for eternity

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 11:10 PM (ykYG2)

292 If a blood moon occurs during the Super Bowl does the domestic violence by men go up even more?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 20, 2019 11:10 PM (2DOZq)

293 Something is wrong with the moon! The gods are angry!



Nancy Pelosi must be sacrificed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2019 11:05 PM (yQpMk)

*******

That would also be a good option for every sunrise or sunset.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 11:10 PM (0tfLf)

294 279 And no red, it's white.


No red until it's over 90% eaten ... the red comes from the sun refracting through the earth's atmosphere at the edges but that's much dimmer than the direct sunlight on the rest of the moon.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (vWMNq)

295 there is a dog in this neighbourhood who really doesn't like what is happening to the moon. bark bark bark

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (ykYG2)

296 One of these days I'm going to find out what 'neatsfoot oil' actually is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (2qPhT)


Do you know what toe jam is?

Same thing.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (T71PA)

297 The Jetsons had a catchy tune and memorable premise
which was an obvious knock-off of The Flintstones, but it sucked. So one
season and memories

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 20, 2019 10:23 PM (1UZdv)

And the Flintstones was a total copy of the Honeymooners.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (nPGq2)

298 282 Posted by January 20, 2019 11:02 PM (V2Yro)

I click on Drudge to see the slant, and I rarely. click on his links. I find the real story somewhere else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (oQx/t)

Ahhh the real reason you have a platinum subscription for the Think Progress

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

299 One of these days I'm going to find out what 'neatsfoot oil' actually is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:09 PM (2qPhT)

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Originally clutch fluid, no?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (ffYR/)

300
I made Hannah-Beth Jackson bark like a bitch.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (c+cGk)

301 It is the third conjunction. READY THE CRYSTAL!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 20, 2019 11:12 PM (yQpMk)

302 Toxic masculinity musical accompaniment.

Sabaton-- Gott Mit Ins

Technically it's about the Battle of Breitenfeld in 1631 which was Rome vs Protestants, but the toxicity is real. Lunge for your safe space. Safe for work but loud power metal.

https://youtu.be/yVg28azacaM

Posted by: Vanya at January 20, 2019 11:12 PM (dUnd6)

303 Nancy Pelosi must be sacrificed.
----
Be sure to drive a wooden stake through her heart. If you can find it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2019 11:12 PM (9rIkM)

304 Sup blood wlf moon jam tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgsb26SXvJw

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (r+sAi)

305 Can someone suggest a wine to pair with Moon Pie?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (yTuCy)

306 The trick is finding a demon lord who wants her for eternity


I have a contract.

Posted by: Beelzebub at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (yQpMk)

307 Michelle Obama is now halfway in front of the moon

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (uEbPt)

308 My cats are acting funny. By funny, I mean sleeping.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (pUDQf)

309 The trick is finding a demon lord who wants her for eternity

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 20, 2019 11:10 PM (ykYG2)


Hard pass.

Posted by: Demogorgon at January 20, 2019 11:14 PM (9gHOW)

310
Just like naming winter storms, they're making a thing out of events that happen all of the time.
Posted by: DR.WTF


It was windy yesterday. I called it Mariah.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2019 11:14 PM (aKsyK)

311 307 Michelle Obama is now halfway in front of the moon
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (uEbPt)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

312 My cats are acting funny. By funny, I mean sleeping.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (pUDQf)


Confirm, cats operating within parameters. Cats nominal.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 11:15 PM (t+qrx)

313 Arrrg. Didn't know about that. Well crap. I can do without googly, I can certainly do without Dawn...after years...of satisfaction. Crap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 10:47 PM (U2TY5)


Blood moon demands a sacrifice with blood in it.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:15 PM (yTuCy)

314 305 Can someone suggest a wine to pair with Moon Pie?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (yTuCy)


Might I suggest RC? A little biting at first but a nice finish with minimal belching until later.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:15 PM (pUDQf)

315 "When the moon hits your eye, like a halfa pizza pie, that's an eclipsa."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (LOq4H)

316 It was windy yesterday. I called it Mariah.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2019 11:14 PM (aKsyK)



And then you wrecked it.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (9gHOW)

317 Kubrick and Clarke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45dcNbKztMM

I watched the first 4 videos in this series this afternoon. It's a complete breakdown of how 2001 A Space Odyssey was made.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (vWMNq)

318
Can someone suggest a wine to pair with Moon Pie?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid


Cheerwine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (aKsyK)

319 Well, that did not go as planned. Damned lunar eclipse!!!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (yTuCy)

320
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (vWMNq)

Was acid involved?

Posted by: Vanya at January 20, 2019 11:17 PM (dUnd6)

321 Brrrr. About 2/3 gone now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:17 PM (fZcn6)

322 Earth would have gotta away with it too, if it wasn't for you damn kids.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:18 PM (r+sAi)

323 Entire military granted shaving profile following Gillette commercial

https://tinyurl.com/y84pe3xb

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:18 PM (RU4sa)

324 I love you too, ladyl

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2019 11:18 PM (uEbPt)

325 As I said before Taxin' Hannah Cunt Jackson is the state senator for my area. yeah

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2019 11:18 PM (pw+jk)

326 Screw that! it's like 2 degrees outside.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (yTuCy)

327 someone suggest a wine to pair with Moon Pie?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid




lye

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (MTjB1)

328 George Bailey Lassos the Moon.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (/Z/Su)

329 320 Was acid involved?


Kubrick didn't need acid.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (vWMNq)

330 Cheerwine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
-------

Proudly made here in NC, as is Texas Pete.

Hmm. I wonder if I could conjure up some sort of cocktail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (fZcn6)

331 324 I love you too, ladyl
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2019 11:18 PM (uEbPt)


Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

332 Blood moon demands a sacrifice with blood in it.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:15 PM (yTuCy)


Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (9gHOW)

333 If all y'all say there's a lunar eclipse but I can't see it, did it really happen?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:19 PM (IDhUW)

334
TV execs are having orgasms over a bicoastal Super Bowl. Now we have two weeks of PatsLuv to look forward to: "Tom, would you consider yourself the greatest leader since Abraham Lincoln?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (LsBY9)

335 Can someone suggest a wine to pair with Moon Pie?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (yTuCy)


Bourbon with an RC Cola mixer. Of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (mUa7G)

336 Baby, it's cold outside for a lunar eclipse.

Posted by: dantesed at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (88xKn)

337 Almost gone. Very cool looking at it through binoculars.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (XXNQ+)

338 The moon's really hard to see with these welding googles on... Will someone let me know when it's safe to take them off?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (CLcKT)

339 i can't see the obscured moon because my tree is obscuring it.

considered going outside but it "feels like" -10 so, no

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:21 PM (xIKXj)

340 You can see the big and little dippers, too.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2019 11:21 PM (/Z/Su)

341 Cheerwine
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2019 11:16 PM (aKsyK)

I had that for the first time on Friday, with a smoked hamburger, the hamburger was good. The cheer wine was ok.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

342 I can see the moon by stepping out onto my front steps and looking up. Can't see it from inside because the eaves get in the way.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (vWMNq)

343 338 The moon's really hard to see with these welding googles on... Will someone let me know when it's safe to take them off?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (CLcKT


Protecting your eyes is important but please, please tell me you've remembered to wear ear plugs!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (pUDQf)

344 "Tom, would you consider yourself the greatest leader since Abraham Lincoln?"



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (LsBY9)


I want to have his baby.

Posted by: Boomer Esiason at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (9gHOW)

345 Almost gone. Very cool looking at it through binoculars.

Yep, starting to see red now.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (uTY3H)

346 My cats are acting funny. By funny, I mean sleeping.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------

Mike Hammer's Cat is snoozing on the back of the sofa, the doggeh is on the seat next to me, snoring. I have repeatedly explained the rarity of this event, only to be met with yawns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (U7Mh9)

347 WeaselDog is unimpressed with the eclipse. And i just got in trouble for telling WeaselWoman to SHUT THE DAMN DOOR going out to the deck.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (MVjcR)

348 340 dippers


I read diapers ... must be chuck and nancy's.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (vWMNq)

349
Bourbon with an RC Cola mixer. Of course.


Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2019 11:20 PM (mUa7G)

---
Cognac is also in eclipse - about half gone.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (cfSRQ)

350 Protecting your eyes is important but please, please tell me you've remembered to wear ear plugs!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM


Puttin' the mouse dicks in now, boss!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (CLcKT)

351 Super Blood Wolf Moon sounds like the title of some Japanese anime. English words clashed together.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (786Ro)

352 Sigh.

Cicero daughter went to the front porch to look at superbloodwolfmoon. Reached for porch light switch to get a better look.....

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (yTuCy)

353 BAGRAM AIR BASE, Afghanistan -- Service members currently deployed to Afghanistan were devastated when they learned that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her entourage of congressmen had cancelled their planned visit this past weekend, sources confirmed today.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6e6dex

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM (RU4sa)

354 Looked ten minutes ago. Bottom half of moon partly eaten by the dragon. Semi-obscured by clouds. And no red, it's white.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

Moon is 3/4 eaten now, and still cloudy. Not much of a spectacle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM (nPGq2)

355
Protecting your eyes is important but please, please tell me you've remembered to wear ear plugs!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (pUDQf)


Plus steel-toed shoes. And a decon team.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM (LsBY9)

356 The eclipse is almost there..... The tiny pups are wondering why we're not in bed yet.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM (YndB3)

357 Did it. It looks copper.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM (ePWRo)

358 Yankeefifth, thanks for saving us from the dragon last year. stupid world needs saving again tonight, who will do it.

Clouds parted, I can see it! Miracle. Will the red blood come back on the flip side of eclipse?

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2019 11:25 PM (VjxvX)

359 impeachchuckandnancy

especially nancy

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:25 PM (xIKXj)

360 Overcast.

16 degrees.

Eclipse? Meh.

*goes back to reading Duffelblog*

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

361 351
Super Blood Wolf Moon sounds like the title of some Japanese anime. English words clashed together.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (786Ro)

---
With obligatory demon rape scene.

That's like a rule, isn't it?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:25 PM (cfSRQ)

362 Super Blood Wolf Moon is a faked!

Posted by: Steph Curry at January 20, 2019 11:26 PM (786Ro)

363 Arrgghhh! The DARK SKY GODS had just about finished off the moon and then the angry cloud gods moved in, thus obscuring the work of the Dark Sky Gods.

The Slor will be angry, I expect.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 11:26 PM (WEBkv)

364 Originally clutch fluid, no?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 20, 2019 11:11 PM (ffYR/)

AFAIK, it's oil distilled from the hooves of cattle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2019 11:26 PM (nPGq2)

365 Plus steel-toed shoes. And a decon team.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM (LsBY9)

---
Don't forget your reflective belt.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:26 PM (cfSRQ)

366 Still, to this day I consider myself one of those dirty children. And I a proud of it!!!!! And yet I make 90k to 110k today. Go figure?

Posted by: t-dubya-d at January 20, 2019 11:27 PM (RZWC0)

367 Did it. It looks copper.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2019 11:24 PM



Super VULCAN Blood Wolf Moon

Live long and prosper.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2019 11:27 PM (786Ro)

368 Entire military granted shaving profile following Gillette commercial
https://tinyurl.com/y84pe3xb
Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:18 PM (RU4sa)


I'm keeping my beard until Admiral Zumwalt says I have to get rid of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

369 Do not google 'rusty moon'.

Something totally different.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQf)

370 Super Blood Wolf Moon sounds like the title of some Japanese anime. English words clashed together.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2019 11:23 PM (786Ro)

I find very offensive!

Posted by: Happy Star Lucky Very Nail and Spa at January 20, 2019 11:29 PM (uEbPt)

371 Most likely it's because i am not afraid to get dirty. Even at 29(ahem) years of age

Posted by: t-dubya-d at January 20, 2019 11:30 PM (RZWC0)

372 Almost there

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2019 11:31 PM (mUa7G)

373 Do not google 'rusty moon'.



Something totally different.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2019 11:28 PM (pUDQf)

====
The fact you know what that means.
and
The fact I just don't google horde thread words

Is why I love this place... among many, many others.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2019 11:31 PM (pw+jk)

374 Let WeaselDog out to pee. That was her personal best for total elapsed pee time. It is chilly out there!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:31 PM (MVjcR)

375 The Slor will be angry, I expect.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 11:26 PM (WEBkv)


Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of
the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant
Sloar!

Posted by: Vinz Clortho at January 20, 2019 11:31 PM (9gHOW)

376 Thin band of white overhead. Only one skylight still has a good view.

I'm not going outside.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:32 PM (cfSRQ)

377 With obligatory demon rape scene.

Do go on. It's for research.

Posted by: Kurt! at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (ykYG2)

378 OK. Goodnight everyone!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (MVjcR)

379 Cold, blood moon, awesome

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (25Dt7)

380 BAGRAM AIR BASE, Afghanistan -- Service members currently deployed to Afghanistan were devastated when they learned that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and her entourage of congressmen had cancelled their planned visit this past weekend, sources confirmed today.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6e6dex
Posted by: SMH
-------------

lmao. Very funny.

Lib acquaintance told me yesterday that Pelosi and her nest of hangers-on actually had plans to go commercial, but Trump leaked that, so they had to cancel.

I asked her when/where this astonishing news was leaked. No answer. I asked where she learned this, "NPR". So I checked, and sure enough, three 'news' services had parroted this laughable BS which was announced by Pelosi's spokesweasel the day after Donald pulled their privilege.

The Daily Beast, Vox, and....NPR. None of the majors found it reportable. Even for them, sometimes bullshit is too stinky to handle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (YvUf/)

381 OK. Goodnight everyone!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (MVjcR)


you mean, "goodnight moon"?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2019 11:34 PM (mUa7G)

382 OK. Goodnight everyone!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (MVjcR)


Goodnight moon.

I mean Weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2019 11:34 PM (t+qrx)

383 Posted by: Boomer Esiason at January 20, 2019 11:22 PM (9gHOW


Boomer since when did you have a taste for the white privilege?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:34 PM (aA3+G)

384 *dashes outside*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:34 PM (YvUf/)

385 Cold clear and windy on the Carolina coast with very little light so excellent moon viewing night.

Posted by: Big V at January 20, 2019 11:34 PM (sN665)

386 Aiiieee
Thhe Moon is devoured
doomed we are
DOOMED

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (BJlbN)

387 The fact I just don't google horde thread words

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 20, 2019 11:31 PM (pw+jk)

Let's try a test.

Teratoma
Blumpkin
Fleshlight

Posted by: Vanya at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (7PLM4)

388 Do go on. It's for research.

Posted by: Kurt! at January 20, 2019 11:33 PM (ykYG2)

---
Long ago, I was manga-curious and someone recommended "Legend of the Overfiend."

Watched it on VHS. It was...fascinating.

The whole "choose the form of your destructor" takes new meaning after you've seen this thing.

And yes, there was demon rape, which I was told afterwards is a staple of the genre.

I haven't watched enough to know if that's true. One was enough.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (cfSRQ)

389 I'm not going outside.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd

Went outside, cloud, one freaking cloud between me and it. Fine, find someone else to play hide and seek with, you fickle b****.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (LOq4H)

390 i've never made much money and never will.

i've had to just deal.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (xIKXj)

391 Not a cloud in the sky here, all the stars too.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (r+sAi)

392 Walls may not work, but I tell you what- it's like three degrees outside and not inside.

I will now go outside and thank the Super Orange Moon. But it'll be brief.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2019 11:36 PM (IPZPl)

393 Kinda disappointed in all the NFL fans around here.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 20, 2019 11:36 PM (MIvRT)

394 Blood moon got a transfusion.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2019 11:36 PM (aKsyK)

395 Foxic femininity sounds ok.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 20, 2019 11:37 PM (RuIsu)

396 395 Foxic femininity sounds ok.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 20, 2019 11:37 PM (RuIsu)
--------------

Google Search!

...Go!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 11:37 PM (WEBkv)

397 DOOMED

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (BJlbN)


Oh, yeah.
https://tinyurl.com/pxw29x2

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 20, 2019 11:37 PM (9gHOW)

398 Totality. Also the Moon is 100% eclipse.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:37 PM (UFLLM)

399 Since rbg didn't kick off during the right to life March, maybe she will during the blood moon. Isn't this when the Lupe Garou have at it with the vampires.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2019 11:38 PM (25Dt7)

400 374 Let WeaselDog out to pee. That was her personal best for total elapsed pee time. It is chilly out there!
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2019 11:31 PM (MVjcR)

It's -12 at the very moment

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

401 it bleeds
the Moon bleeds!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:38 PM (BJlbN)

402 NFL can DIAF.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:38 PM (RU4sa)

403 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:35 PM (BJlbN)

I can fix this. Give me David Hogg and a flint knife.

Posted by: Aztec Priest at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (7PLM4)

404 "the heavens declare the glory of God, And the sky above proclaims His handiwork"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (IDhUW)

405 Light, passing clouds are mucking things up a bit. Purt near gone though. Damn, it's cold out there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (4bd7D)

406 This eclipse is a fitting beginning to Anno Trumpii III, innit?!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (CLcKT)

407 Reverend Bizarre?I love this blog.

Posted by: Iasonas at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (MIvRT)

408 Th moon looks kinda orange on one edge, and white on the other.

Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (6XZdO)

409 I can fix this. Give me David Hogg and a flint knife.
Posted by: Aztec Priest at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (7PLM4)
----------------

No have flint knife.

Rusty lid from tin can okay?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (WEBkv)

410 404 yes, kestrel, thank you

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (xIKXj)

411 Moon ate the gun thread

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (9TR2V)

412 Am I an awful person for deciding it's too cold to go out and look at the moon?

Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (hkMx0)

413 404 "the heavens declare the glory of God, And the sky above proclaims His handiwork"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (IDhUW)

---

A SMOD the size of Texas heading this way would really be declaring something.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (RU4sa)

414 It's -12 at the very moment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

+3 here, so I guess it's warm here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

415 I used to be an NFL fan. The Broncos. I don't even know or care who plays on the team. The only games I've seen are because Mrs. kim watches. I ignore or find other things to do. I just can't bring myself to care anymore. The nfl is dead to me.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (0OmEj)

416 412 Am I an awful person for deciding it's too cold to go out and look at the moon?
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (hkMx0)

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No, it means you have some sense.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (RU4sa)

417 My six year old sees the blood moon...

"That's a cursed moon! I'm getting out of here!"

And he runs away.

Posted by: wooga at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (n5VsB)

418 Awooooo
Awooo, I say, awooooooooo

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (BJlbN)

419 biggest thing about hating the superbowl is missing out on the cool parties.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (MTjB1)

420 415 I used to be an NFL fan. The Broncos. I don't even know or care who plays on the team. The only games I've seen are because Mrs. kim watches. I ignore or find other things to do. I just can't bring myself to care anymore. The nfl is dead to me.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (0OmEj)

---

Join the club.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (RU4sa)

421 The NFL will not get any money from me, but they haven't for a long time.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (IDhUW)

422 It's -12 at the very moment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 20, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

+3 here, so I guess it's warm here.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)


Believe it or not, I actually had to put on a sweatshirt to go outside. Brrrr.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (T71PA)

423 Awooo, I say, awooooooooo
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:41 PM (BJlbN)


Dive, dive.

Posted by: Chief of the watch at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (t+qrx)

424 There are many Biblical references to the moon.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (4bd7D)

425 Imagine a picture of earth from the moon right now.

Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2019 11:43 PM (6XZdO)

426 Well, that was frosty. Nice show. Good night moon.

Posted by: Marini Farmer at January 20, 2019 11:43 PM (3H9h1)

427 Am I an awful person for deciding it's too cold to go out and look at the moon?
Posted by: biancaneve at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (hkMx0)

------------------

Not at all. Watch it here while staying warm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RzNWf_p620

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (ffYR/)

428 It's cold as hell down here, but the Moon is beautiful. You can really see it's a sphere in this lighting.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (NMAzL)

429 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087070747305132040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087070836731858944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087070943262969857

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071037173493760

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (0Ntuf)

430 think I missed some memos from our apartment board. nearly all the white, literate, families moved out last week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

431 The eclipse was beautiful!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (TdMsT)

432 ok, show's over
good night doomed ones!
see you in the apocalypse

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (BJlbN)

433 Is it okay if the moon never comes back, we lose all tidal forces, massive earthquakes the entire first five miles of the West Coast falls off into the Marianas Trench, dogs and cats start living together, Etc,?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (UFLLM)

434 Imagine a picture of earth from the moon right now.
Posted by: Chris M at January 20, 2019 11:43 PM (6XZdO)

It's the Blood Earth!

Posted by: Alien on Moon at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (7PLM4)

435 413 404 "the heavens declare the glory of God, And the sky above proclaims His handiwork"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (IDhUW)

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A SMOD the size of Texas heading this way would really be declaring something.
Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:40 PM (RU4sa)
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Indeed

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:45 PM (IDhUW)

436 Got to ditch Gillette today buying new deodorant at Sam's.

Also I think we need to study the decline of toxic masculinity as it correlates to the rise of terrible officiating in the NFL.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2019 11:45 PM (CnulY)

437 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071126134624261

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071257584128000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071357718970369

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071451650449409

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2019 11:45 PM (0Ntuf)

438 Damn, went out too soon. It looks like Mars with a north polar cap.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2019 11:45 PM (8zL5p)

439 My standard provocation toward Pats haters:

Tom Brady has lost more Superbowls than most Hall of Famers have ever been to, and he's won more than any.

And he's going to another one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 20, 2019 10:27 PM (fuK7c)


You sure know how to hurt a guy.

Posted by: Fran Tarkenton/Jim Kelly Club at January 20, 2019 11:45 PM (Y8PSl)

440


{{{Miley!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2019 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

441
Join the club.

Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (RU4sa)

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I quit the NFL when Barry Sanders did. No regrets at all.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:46 PM (cfSRQ)

442 433 Is it okay if the moon never comes back, we lose all tidal forces, massive earthquakes the entire first five miles of the West Coast falls off into the Marianas Trench, dogs and cats start living together, Etc,?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (UFLLM)



I think our axis goes all wobbly too. Which maybe its time Hawaii experiences winter.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2019 11:46 PM (WaxcS)

443 "Auxiliary Heat Active" on the thermostat means I will hear a lot of humanitarian crisis stories about federal workers tomorrow morning on WTOP radio.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2019 11:46 PM (/52yu)

444 430 think I missed some memos from our apartment board. nearly all the white, literate, families moved out last week.

Posted by: yankeefifth
'cough' Ummm who moved IN two weeks ago?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 20, 2019 11:46 PM (LOq4H)

445 Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071551357358082

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071751710879744

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071858665684992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087071967214219264

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2019 11:47 PM (0Ntuf)

446 think I missed some memos from our apartment board. nearly all the white, literate, families moved out last week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

Management decide to start accepting lots of Section 8? Might want to consider following them.

Posted by: Alien on Moon at January 20, 2019 11:47 PM (7PLM4)

447 Am I an awful person for deciding it's too cold to go out and look at the moon?
Posted by: biancaneve


With a name like biancaneve? Yes.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2019 11:47 PM (8zL5p)

448 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 20, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)

449 Oh no, what I if I go to sleep and the moon is gone when I wake up?

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 11:47 PM (uTY3H)

450 3 guys America needs to come back to earth...

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1087075430543306753

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2019 11:47 PM (0Ntuf)

451 433
Is it okay if the moon never comes back, we lose all tidal forces,
massive earthquakes the entire first five miles of the West Coast falls
off into the Marianas Trench, dogs and cats start living together, Etc,?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:44 PM (UFLLM)

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I think the first episode of "Space: 1999" covered this.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:48 PM (cfSRQ)

452 Its pretty cool. The moon should do this every night.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:48 PM (r+sAi)

453 Beautiful.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 11:48 PM (0tfLf)

454 The moon has a weird 3d effect for me right now. It looks like a big ball about 200ft up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2019 11:49 PM (yQpMk)

455 Cold as fuck outside (15F), and the wind chill is probably near 0F (I have one of those large propane-powered patio heaters, and just before I went outside it got blown right off of the deck), but crystal clear. I've got a fantastic view of the eclipse.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 20, 2019 11:49 PM (JP6CH)

456 yeah, pretty cool. I guess it's red, like a dark gem. I stared at it for a good while in the 10 degree cold.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 20, 2019 11:49 PM (7J5t2)

457


She-who-must-be-obeyed just made the most amazing chef salad for my lunch tomorrow. I think she kind of secretly likes me despite what she says when she's beating me with those bamboo rods...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:50 PM (UFLLM)

458 okay got to go look at it

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:50 PM (xIKXj)

459 I can fix this. Give me David Hogg and a flint knife.
Posted by: Aztec Priest at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (7PLM4)
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Sorry, dude. For the sacrifice to work, it has to be of a person of value.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 20, 2019 11:51 PM (Hx3Yn)

460 Leave it to KBDaBear to serve up more celestial bodies.
:-)

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 11:51 PM (0tfLf)

461 Teh Earf from teh moon during a total lunar eclipse:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybwqs7af

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)

462 454 The moon has a weird 3d effect for me right now. It looks like a big ball about 200ft up.
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I once watched the full harvest moon rise in the mountains and for a few moments it looked like a ball rolling downhill.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 20, 2019 11:52 PM (IDhUW)

463 Dang, wasted 2 hours looking at a street lamp.

Posted by: N. Pelosi at January 20, 2019 11:52 PM (LOq4H)

464 Weird rusty red color.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2019 11:52 PM (kQs4Y)

465 I don't understand the ... word for the corona... corona. It took awhile for the top sliver to disappear and then I'm like "ok, the sun will reappear on the opposite portion" but it seemed like it was always about to pop back right where it had disappeared.

it was cold. anyone mention that?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 20, 2019 11:52 PM (7J5t2)

466 Management decide to start accepting lots of Section 8? Might want to consider following them.
Posted by: Alien on Moon at J


we went month to month some time back because we are getting out of here.

very new community, great location, beautiful site, however, they ran out of money when they were building. then rents never got to what they needed to make it profitable. now they are just renting to everyone they can.

lots of units are turning into flop houses. on bedroom five guys. even worse lots of those units are rented to guys that have a work truck and a personal truck so you have some huge box truck parked in a car slot and there are no slots for cars.

management does not want to do anything about any of this because they are desperate to get their hands on whatever cash they can to to the property.

in a nutshell, someone just built a brand new ghetto.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (MTjB1)

467 In Seattle, cloud capital of the universe, the skies cleared and the last hour has been perfectly clear, at least at my house.


Neighbors are out standing in the street, watching.



Best of all, no admission fee or ID required!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

468 459
I can fix this. Give me David Hogg and a flint knife.

Posted by: Aztec Priest at January 20, 2019 11:39 PM (7PLM4)

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Sorry, dude. For the sacrifice to work, it has to be of a person of value.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 20, 2019 11:51 PM (Hx3Yn)

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Are you sure about that? I thought being a virgin was enough.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (cfSRQ)

469 the moon spoke to me and said "fuck all those horrible libs at the March For Life"

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (7J5t2)

470 Believe it or not, I actually had to put on a sweatshirt to go outside. Brrrr.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 11:42 PM (T71PA)

I hope you all are ok. What's your address I'll send a card package, you lucky sob.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (Rz2Nc)

471 I think the first episode of "Space: 1999" covered this.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:48 PM (cfSRQ)


Hey, I think my zipper's stuck!

Posted by: John Koenig at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (9gHOW)

472 Sad to break with the totality of the boycott, but I can't do without the Dawn liquid.

What I can do, and have for a while now, is to buy it in the gallon bulk bottle at Sam's.

Then I decant it into "normal" size bottles for use at the sink.

I might not be able to deny P&G of *every* penny, but I can damn sure strive to ensure that they get the bare minimum possible.

Point is, having lived on a boat for seven years, I can assure you this. Dawn is the only USCG approved grease cutting product to deploy on a petrochemical spill on the water.

Plus, the EPA approves of it to de-oil wildlife fouled by oil spills.

Whatever it's made of, it works as nothing else does.

Someone needs to infringe on the patent?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (QzJWU)

473 So moon talk is here, not below? Good.


Nice event. I'd like to congratulate the producer and scheduler.


When the eclipse first started, no color. Just a bit of the disk being bitten out. Now (SoCal, pretty much clear skies ..... um, probably high 50s, sorry!) definitely some copper.


Used to love walking around outside at night during ski/winter sports trips to Quebec and New England when I lived back east. Cold and clear. Would smoke a pipe some times.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (QDnY+)

474 In south Seattle there is drifting fog.
The moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon stormy seas.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (0tfLf)

475

not back not even a sliver. If it doesn't show up in 30 minutes those f****** annoying neighbors are toast...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (UFLLM)

476 Weird rusty red color.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2019 11:52 PM


Just like my arsehole!

Posted by: Shep! at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (CLcKT)

477 the blood moon was more like rose colored, with a white slice on top. lovely. a treat.

Posted by: booknlass at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (xIKXj)

478 466 Management decide to start accepting lots of Section 8? Might want to consider following them.

=-====

so...? whatareya, rayyyciiis?

man, what a death knoll for a property, there was an ONT or some compatriot website that talked about a canadian high end condo complex that started taking in govt funded rapefugees. ba ba ba baaad

yeah, our taxes at work, funding our replacements.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (7J5t2)

479 It is profoundly cold out there. Stared as long as I could. Pretty cool. Surprised how far up in the sky it is, but then I figured- ah-ha! It's winter and we're spun around from the low ecliptic.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (Pu/Kw)

480 Are you sure about that? I thought being a virgin was enough.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (cfSRQ)
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Not for the Aztecs. Valiant warrior, or nothing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 20, 2019 11:56 PM (Hx3Yn)

481 Ok, that was pretty cool, but I'm out of cognac. Time to crash.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2019 11:56 PM (cfSRQ)

482 yeah, folks from before lightbulbs had nothing better to do than to ponder the rusty marble in the sky

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 20, 2019 11:57 PM (7J5t2)

483 yeah, when you take apartments downscale you never get them back to luxury unless, maybe, if you take them condo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

484 Whatever it's made of, it works as nothing else does.



Someone needs to infringe on the patent?



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2019 11:53 PM (QzJWU)


Try mixing 1:1:1 water, Dawn and vinegar and put it in a spray bottle. You can add in Boraxo too, if you really want to.

That cuts everything but blackened baked-on grease

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2019 11:57 PM (mUa7G)

485 It was worth going outside to see even though it is so dang cold. Now, the kiddos have seen a total solar and lunar eclipse. If we could just catch a meteor shower on a cloudless night, that would be great.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2019 11:58 PM (uTY3H)

486 Does being a virgin still count if you give bj's to Bloomberg? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Havid Dogg at January 20, 2019 11:58 PM (ykYG2)

487 Holy Hindi Bovines Batman! MisHum is en fuego tonight!
Great ONT

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 20, 2019 11:58 PM (0x00j)

488 Sunday Bloodymoon Sunday

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 20, 2019 11:58 PM (r+sAi)

489 not back not even a sliver. If it doesn't show up in 30 minutes those f****** annoying neighbors are toast...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (UFLLM)


The earth is much bigger than the moon. It will take quite some time for it to pass through our shadow.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 11:59 PM (T71PA)

490 yeah, when you take apartments downscale you never get them back to luxury unless, maybe, if you take them condo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

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If they get down that low, good luck getting the zoning permits to go condo.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 20, 2019 11:59 PM (ffYR/)

491 Approaching totality here in Arizona. Cloud thinning a little, too. Red color is now evident, and some stars are shining.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:00 AM (nPGq2)

492 So I think most of the Israeli strikes probably still had full moonlight (not that they need it), which is nice.


The IDF twatters is actually pretty funny.


The matter-of-fact tone - we warned them, they f***ing shot at us, so we smoked them (um, that's my reading of it). Also, one tweet they use a photo of skiers schussing down Mt. Hermon - outstanding! Winter leisure activity photo, dry recitation of military action kicking jihadi a** in the text.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:00 AM (QDnY+)

493 so...? whatareya, rayyyciiis?

man, what a death knoll for a property, there was an ONT or some compatriot website that talked about a canadian high end condo complex that started taking in govt funded rapefugees. ba ba ba baaad

yeah, our taxes at work, funding our replacements.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 20, 2019 11:55 PM (7J5t2)

If not wanting to live next to near-feral ghetto rats is racist, then yeah, I guess I am.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 12:00 AM (7PLM4)

494 yeah, cool red color ... heavy down coat, plenty warm for a few minutes, five degrees out.


End times ... didn't that start with Obama being elected? First communist raised POTUS.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2019 12:01 AM (Cus5s)

495 The earth is much bigger than the moon.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 11:59 PM (T71PA)


That's just your opinion.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 12:01 AM (t+qrx)

496 {{{rusty marble}}}

Posted by: Rusty at January 21, 2019 12:01 AM (NMAzL)

497 the just signed some gang of losers that drive tuners.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2019 12:01 AM (MTjB1)

498 The Moon is beautiful! it looks 3-dimensional - looks like a ball, even to the naked eye, not like a flat disk as for a non-eclipsed full moon.

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (AMIL/)

499 So . . . How do the Flat Earth crowd explain the phenomenon we're witnessing?

Posted by: Ersatz at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (zuVZw)

500 You guys seen the Moon tonight?


Is the world ending? Tell me.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (NLLmE)

501 Does being a virgin still count if you give bj's to Bloomberg? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Havid Dogg at January 20, 2019 11:58 PM (ykYG2)

I'm waiting for you to just give in to the inevitable and declare that you're transgender.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (7PLM4)

502 500 You guys seen the Moon tonight?


Is the world ending? Tell me.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (NLLmE)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Insomniac at January 21, 2019 12:03 AM (NWiLs)

503 I love eclipses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:03 AM (NMAzL)

504 You guys seen the Moon tonight?
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (NLLmE)


I thought you were supposed to be watching it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 12:03 AM (t+qrx)

505 But Jeebus it's cold out there.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:03 AM (NLLmE)

506 Is the world ending? Tell me.
Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (NLLmE)

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Unfortunately, no.

Not yet anyways.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:03 AM (RU4sa)

507 yeah, when you take apartments downscale you never get them back to luxury unless, maybe, if you take them condo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

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If they get down that low, good luck getting the zoning permits to go condo.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 20, 2019 11:59 PM (ffYR/)

Making the section 8 is guaranteed income.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

508 My fingers are numb from holding the binoculars without gloves.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (NMAzL)

509 So . . . How do the Flat Earth crowd explain the phenomenon we're witnessing?
Posted by: Ersatz at January 21, 2019 12:02 AM (zuVZw)


I believe they would say that we're not seeing the earth's shadow. It's just the Celenites have to change the light bulb from time-to-time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (T71PA)

510 Hello SMH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (NMAzL)

511 Here come the aliens.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (r+sAi)

512 Racist: another term that needs to be embraced, mocked and truthfully defined

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (IDhUW)

513 Children, if the Moon turns Orange tonight, it means six more years of Donald Trump...

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (IPZPl)

514

Dr. WTF is a poopy head spoil sport... I had that bastard dialed in!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (UFLLM)

515 Making the section 8 is guaranteed income.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at J



until deblasio takes them away from you because you cannot afford the maintenance.



entire community has two maintenance men.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2019 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

516 Hello Miley.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:05 AM (RU4sa)

517 513 Children, if the Moon turns Orange tonight, it means six more years of Donald Trump...
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (IPZPl)


I love that prophesy!!

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:06 AM (NLLmE)

518 513 Children, if the Moon turns Orange tonight, it means six more years of Donald Trump...
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (IPZPl)


Please, oh please, sweet Jesus...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 12:06 AM (TdMsT)

519
Sad to break with the totality of the boycott, but I can't do without the Dawn liquid.

Will you stop using electricity if the CEO of your electric utility is a commie ratfink?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:06 AM (aKsyK)

520 I believe they would say that we're not seeing the earth's shadow. It's just the Celenites have to change the light bulb from time-to-time.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:04 AM (T71PA)


Makes sense to me

Posted by: Ersatz at January 21, 2019 12:06 AM (zuVZw)

521 3 the only good song the beatles ever did.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 20, 2019 10:03 PM (KP5rU)

GFY

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 21, 2019 12:07 AM (0x00j)

522 Deacon Bleau


That was Dire Straits.

Posted by: eleven at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (NLLmE)

523 Selenites maybe?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (mUa7G)

524 until deblasio takes them away from you because you cannot afford the maintenance.



entire community has two maintenance men.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2019 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

I don't know anything about NYC, all I know is in Cleveland making your rental property section 8 guaranteed you rent and repairs when they moved out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)

525 499 So . . . How do the Flat Earth crowd explain the phenomenon we're witnessing?
Posted by: Ersatz

It's a flat disc, like a plate. Geez, did you take any science in school?

Posted by: N. Pelosi at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (LOq4H)

526 I think I have solved the mystery of the Chinese Mystery Pistol. It looks very much like the bottleneck end of an old cartridge broke off, and is jammed in the front of the chamber. Some work with a cleaning brush and Ballistol reveals a circle of brass in there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:09 AM (nPGq2)

527 Selenites maybe?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (mUa7G)


Whatever. It's not a spelling bee.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:09 AM (T71PA)

528 I'd rather have Jesus return than Trump be reelected.

But that's just me.

Not that I dislike Trump or anything...

But the Messiah, he ain't.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:09 AM (RU4sa)

529 The Moon is going to crash into Hiroshima, Japan.

Mitsubishi issued a Total Recall on the Eclipse.

Women and Schwarznegger hardest hit.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite Horde.

0300 CST alarm, for 0600 flt to Orlando.

Posted by: Jim at January 21, 2019 12:09 AM (QzJWU)

530 461 Teh Earf from teh moon during a total lunar eclipse:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybwqs7af

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 20, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)

That's almost what it looks like!

Posted by: The Secret Alien Base on The Moon at January 21, 2019 12:10 AM (0Ntuf)

531 The earth is much bigger than the moon.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2019 11:59 PM (T71PA)

That's just your opinion.
Posted by: hogmartin
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lol

The Liberal fall-back argument.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2019 12:10 AM (fZcn6)

532 Normally I ignore the Beatle haters, they are like contrary toddlers seeking attention. Normally.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 21, 2019 12:10 AM (0x00j)

533 It's a flat disc, like a plate. Geez, did you take any science in school?
Posted by: N. Pelosi at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (LOq4H)


And around the circumference are cats. Knocking things off the edge.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2019 12:11 AM (mUa7G)

534 "a sword day...a red day...ere the sun rises.. Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)

535 Have a safe flight, Jim.

Who knows, you may run into my dad in Orlando.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:11 AM (RU4sa)

536 I'd rather have Jesus return than Trump be reelected.



But that's just me.



Not that I dislike Trump or anything...



But the Messiah, he ain't.

Posted by: SMH
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Okay. Point taken - but until that time. . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2019 12:12 AM (9rIkM)

537 AOP missed the gun thread (scandalous - but mostly because I was disassembling/cleaning my 1911), but saw you had some kind of mystery gun. If there's most of a case in the chamber, with head separation (bottom of the case missing), there are case removing tools. Some are caliber-specific, probably are non-specialized tools that would work too (and you'd probably have them if they exist).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:12 AM (QDnY+)

538 I think I have solved the mystery of the Chinese Mystery Pistol. It looks very much like the bottleneck end of an old cartridge broke off, and is jammed in the front of the chamber. Some work with a cleaning brush and Ballistol reveals a circle of brass in there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Possible that someone fired the wrong cartridge in there, because stupid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2019 12:12 AM (fZcn6)

539 Blood Moon.

Romantic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 21, 2019 12:12 AM (pLgt/)

540 Trump is not god. When Jesus returns I'll dance a jig and sing his praise. Until then we should reelect the Trumpenator.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 21, 2019 12:12 AM (0OmEj)

541 Sleep well, and safe travels, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (nPGq2)

542 you know, American Kestrel, I have been thinking our country is at that point similar to the moment when all seems lost in the battle in that movie you just quoted.

the west, hanging in the balance.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (xIKXj)

543 And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too,

I'll see you on the Dark Side of The Moon

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (0Ntuf)

544 The moon is a harsh mistress.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (aKsyK)

545 entire community has two maintenance men.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2019 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

I don't know anything about NYC, all I know is in Cleveland making your rental property section 8 guaranteed you rent and repairs when they moved out.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (Rz2Nc)

----------------------

I looked into this a while ago, back when I had a job and a life. Rent? Sure. Repair reimbursements were capped, and in many cases not nearly enough for actual damage done.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ffYR/)

546 Congrats on your soon to be freedom, Tonypete.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (TdMsT)

547 Oy.

Clear this morning for morning star(s). Cloudy tonight for eclipse.

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 21, 2019 12:14 AM (LPnfS)

548 It's a flat disc, like a plate. Geez, did you take any science in school?
Posted by: N. Pelosi at January 21, 2019 12:08 AM (LOq4H)

And around the circumference are cats. Knocking things off the edge.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 21, 2019 12:11 AM (mUa7G)


All the way down.

Posted by: Turtles at January 21, 2019 12:14 AM (t+qrx)

549 I'd rather have Jesus return than Trump be reelected.

But that's just me.


Not that I dislike Trump or anything...

But the Messiah, he ain't.

Posted by: SMH


To the Progressives, both events will have the same result: End of the World!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:14 AM (AMIL/)

550 The moon turned red because of that Chinese space ship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:14 AM (aKsyK)

551 Thanks! I am so looking forward to it. I notice I have been much happier as of late.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2019 12:15 AM (9rIkM)

552 Moonstruck
Snap out of it!

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 21, 2019 12:15 AM (r+sAi)

553 Anyone having insomnia can go check the Trumpentwatters, I nearly fell asleep reading the retweets of lame formulaic endorsements of the DOA offer he made yesterday. Pretty clear the GOPe/Senate incumbents have (for now) prevailed, they literally wouldn't take up any measure except to rubber-stamp a WH/House-approved deal ..... OR .... something containing amnesty. It's like the 2016 primaries and general never happened.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:15 AM (QDnY+)

554 BAGRAM AIR BASE, Afghanistan -- Service members deployed to Afghanistan were devastated when they learned that Pelosi had her visit cancelled, sources confirmed today.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

BS. The last thing any sane person wants in the AO is VIPs, no offense, but it's a big-ass PITA for the most part. Some of the more clueless may be interested in the "rock star" celebrity type worship of a President, but a congress critter? BFD. It just means more work, on top of an already outrageous schedule. When I was in, it was always my fervent hope they would stay the fuck away. Please. Again, no offense, but.

That would be a lot better news story, wouldn't it? Certainly accurate.

So, SGT Snuffy, what do you think about the Speaker's cancelled Congressional Delegation?

"To tell the truth I think it's great. I got no use for 'em. They had me scheduled to work this weekend for this shit, and I was supposed to have it off, till the word came down a bunch of straphangers were showing up for some dog and pony show. F 'em. It's my first weekend off in 5 weeks. So yeah, I'm pretty stoked. Can catch up on some sleep."

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QJIMk)

555 No pizza.

Ergo not Saturday night (jus primus nocte Saturnalia)

Posted by: Madi GrasM ambo Miklos at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (zCyNd)

556 The Liberal fall-back argument.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2019 12:10 AM (fZcn6)


Why don't we ever use it? It always wins. It's trivial to pull off. It can't be countered.

It's argument cheat mode.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (t+qrx)

557 What freedom, Tonypete?

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (RU4sa)

558 Possible that someone fired the wrong cartridge in there, because stupid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2019 12:12 AM (fZcn6)

Yes. Or maybe, it being a hand-made gun, the chamber was made a little too big, and allowed the brass to stretch more than it ought to? Or someone simply reloaded some bad brass?

I wonder how I am going to get it out of there? Maybe run a tap into it, and use a brass pin punch from the muzzle end on the tap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (nPGq2)

559 Jim, I love Dawn too but they are being so terrible am researching and reconsidering brands. I use dr Bronners Castille soap a lot, need to research them too. Will be sad if I have to quit.

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 12:17 AM (TnaCl)

560 551 Thanks! I am so looking forward to it. I notice I have been much happier as of late.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2019 12:15 AM (9rIkM)


I advise taking up a sport.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 12:17 AM (TdMsT)

561 ...I think I have solved the mystery of the Chinese Mystery Pistol. It looks very much like the bottleneck end of an old cartridge broke off, and is jammed in the front of the chamber. Some work with a cleaning brush and Ballistol reveals a circle of brass in there.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:09 AM (nPGq2)



Saturate it in Kroil, let it marinade overnight.

Then plonk a sub-caliber sized pill of dry ice into the neck of the neck-separated case.

I think you'll hear the "tink" when it let's go.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

reallytoeffinsleepthistimedammit

Posted by: Jim at January 21, 2019 12:17 AM (QzJWU)

562 Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 21, 2019 12:15 AM (r+sAi)

What does a werewolf mohawk look like? Does the mohawk run down your face too?

That would be cool.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:17 AM (T71PA)

563 I tried to watch the NFL today after many years of ignoring the league when they ass raped the AFC west during an expansion, moving the Seahawks into the pussified NFC.

Turns out I wasn't missing much, apparently you can get a review by the officials of every play except ones that matter.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 21, 2019 12:18 AM (0x00j)

564 542 you know, American Kestrel, I have been thinking our country is at that point similar to the moment when all seems lost in the battle in that movie you just quoted.

the west, hanging in the balance.
Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (xIKXj)
----
I get that sense too. And what do good men do in those times? They fight for the good in the world...and wait for the Savior's return.

I hope the tide is turning. If we learn from nature, we know that the tide does turn and time and tide wait for no man

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:18 AM (IDhUW)

565 Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QJIMk)

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That article came from the Duffelblog, the military version of The Onion.

Satire, in other words.

Did you even read it?

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:18 AM (RU4sa)

566
Unfortunately, no.

Not yet anyways.
Posted by: SMH
----------

Probably not, but it pays to be prepared

Acts 2:20 - The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before that great and notable day of the Lord come:

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (/dN1M)

567 a werewolf mohawk is opposite, its a bald strip.

Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (r+sAi)

568 The moon turned red because of that Chinese space ship.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:14 AM (aKsyK)

All the transmission fluid leaked out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (nPGq2)

569 a werewolf mohawk is opposite, its a bald strip.
Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (r+sAi)


Even better.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:21 AM (T71PA)

570 OT: I just realized that Mark Twain's Connecticut Yankee may be literature's first Mary Sue, or (giant air quotes) Gary Stu (giant air quotes), to coin a phrase.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 21, 2019 12:21 AM (l5e6E)

571 a werewolf mohawk is opposite, its a bald strip.


Posted by: Guy Werewolf Mohawk at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (r+sAi)


Reverse landing strip?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 21, 2019 12:21 AM (9gHOW)

572 G'night hordelings. Sleep sweet and safe.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 21, 2019 12:21 AM (myjNJ)

573 Ooh, that dry ice after overnight in Kroil is a new one on me. Sounds good. Also AOP your mooted method sounds, well, sound. I've never thankfully had to remove a broken case from a chamber.


Remove a squib round from a barrel?


That's classified. Have to kill you if I told, you, etc etc, you know the drill.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

574 214
192 Drudge says Trump is losing the fight. Obviously the Dems think they
are winning as they refuse to negotiate. They think they are in the cat
bird seat. I simply can't imagine that the majority of the American
people want open borders. Am I delusional or is the media?

Posted by: AnnaS at January 20, 2019 10:51 PM (l4l/z)





I've become rather suspicious of Drudge the last several months or
so, and I don't think I'm the only one. As to whether Trump is "losing"
the fight or not, all I know is that even losing would be better than
just giving in, and I'm hopeful that he realizes that.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 20, 2019 10:54 PM (2PXwn)

In 2015, the FCC powers, and unnamed Congress critters of the Leftie ilk, told Matt Drudge privately that he is getting taken down. "20 years is a good run". Keep in mind this was the Obama days, but I think it shook him. He did a rare interview on the Michael Savage show and spilled it a couple of years ago. IMO, he has gone softer and middle of the road since then.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 21, 2019 12:22 AM (sy5kK)

575 I wonder how I am going to get it out of there? Maybe run a tap into it, and use a brass pin punch from the muzzle end on the tap?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Go with Jim's method. Putting anything steel down the bore or up the chamber is generally not a good idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2019 12:22 AM (/dN1M)

576 Anyone having insomnia can go check the Trumpentwatters, I nearly fell asleep reading the retweets of lame formulaic endorsements of the DOA offer he made yesterday. Pretty clear the GOPe/Senate incumbents have (for now) prevailed, they literally wouldn't take up any measure except to rubber-stamp a WH/House-approved deal ..... OR .... something containing amnesty. It's like the 2016 primaries and general never happened.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:15 AM (QDnY+)

-----------------------

So, you really think this is Trump caving to Dems?

This is Trump talking over the heads of the media to the people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 12:22 AM (ffYR/)

577 Probably not, but it pays to be prepared.

---

I'm more than prepared and ready.

As far as I am concerned, the end can't come soon enough, just to shut CNN the hell up.

Permanently.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:22 AM (RU4sa)

578 All the transmission fluid leaked out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (nPGq2)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Miklos, relying on old punch lines at January 21, 2019 12:22 AM (zCyNd)

579 SMH - I've turned in the paperwork to retire. No set date yet but the end is in sight. It's a huge relief.

As to a sport, yeah, I'll do something but haven't settled on any thing yet. I may go back to rowing. Low impact but works the big muscle groups and cardio.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2019 12:22 AM (9rIkM)

580 All the transmission fluid leaked out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 12:19 AM (nPGq2)


They're going to need a shit load of Dawn to clean that up.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (T71PA)

581 Trump is more like some of the OT prophets ... they weren't all exactly pure ... David was maybe well spoken, but had his concubines ... he would just walk up and grab them by the kitty ...


not sure of all the prophets, but none of them went to Harvard. Some were a little crude and common, I've heard.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (Cus5s)

582 could happen now, or a 1000 years from now. only He knows.

but there are abominations and anti-Christs everywhere.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (xIKXj)

583

No moon.

Im igniting the foo gas and unleashing the dogs.

BBBWWWWWHHHHHHH!!!,!!!,

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (UFLLM)

584 Pleasantly surprised that we had clear skies here in the Willamette valley tonight for the eclipse. Mild temps didn't hurt either. Except for that large fur covered creature that chased us back to the house it was fun.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (rzxmD)

585 Oh Jonah you scamp, I should have you scuppered and made to keelhaul me bilges.

Posted by: Admiral Kristol at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)

586 I can't do without Dawn. Or flavored coffee creamer. Or Google maps.
<hides face in shame>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:24 AM (NMAzL)

587 Tom Brady, man.

Tom Brady?

Tom Brady!

TIMEOUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 21, 2019 12:24 AM (wNN8A)

588 David was a King, not a prophet.

Posted by: Admiral Kristol at January 21, 2019 12:26 AM (0x00j)

589 booknlass,

I seriously doubt we'll have to wait a thousand years.

Not when we have millennials and Gen Z kids that have been brainwashed into thinking men can have babies.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:26 AM (RU4sa)

590 584 Pleasantly surprised that we had clear skies here in the Willamette valley tonight for the eclipse. Mild temps didn't hurt either. Except for that large fur covered creature that chased us back to the house it was fun.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 21, 2019 12:23 AM (rzxmD)


Bigfoot, or an illegitimate son of Hillary?

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:26 AM (AMIL/)

591 In Greece, they started a whole New Dawn Party.

Posted by: Miklos, relying on them Greek homos at January 21, 2019 12:27 AM (zCyNd)

592 or an illegitimate son of Hillary?
Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:26 AM (AMIL/)


Grendel.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:27 AM (T71PA)

593 yes, and David did more than have concubines. He stole a wife from Uriah, arranged Uriah's death, failed to discipline his sons, failed to prosecute his daughter's rapist.

He was very human.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (xIKXj)

594 In Greece, they started a whole New Dawn Party.
Posted by: Miklos, relying on them Greek homos at January 21, 2019 12:27 AM (zCyNd)


Well, Jim sunk New Dawn.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (T71PA)

595 Thanks for the ONT.

I missed the eclipse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (ycWCI)

596 Off sock of shame.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (0x00j)

597 SMH, i hope we don't have to wait long at all.

even so, (Lord Jesus), come.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:29 AM (xIKXj)

598 yes, and David did more than have concubines. He stole a wife from Uriah, arranged Uriah's death, failed to discipline his sons, failed to prosecute his daughter's rapist.

He was very human.
Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (xIKXj)


And he wrote Psalms, a man after God's own heart.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:29 AM (T71PA)

599 "I don't know anything about NYC, all I know is in
Cleveland making your rental property section 8 guaranteed you rent and
repairs when they moved out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42"

I won't rent my apartments to Section 8. Too many headaches, plus they have some stringent requirements that I won't do to the apartments themselves. One of them is that you can't have a well if city water is available. Screw 'em. My tenants like the water and the fact that they don't have to pay anything but the cost of the electricity to pump it, which is minuscule.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 21, 2019 12:29 AM (DjIXP)

600 I think Drudge "tunes" his site for maximum hits -- too far one way or the other and he loses clicks... It's not personal, it's just bidness...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 12:29 AM (CLcKT)

601 The Honeymooners, btw, with Jackie Gleason, Audrey Meadows, Art Carney and What's Her Name, only lasted one (1) season. I found that out the other day. You know when you look something up in the internets, and then you have to look something else up, which piques your interest in something else? Yeah that's what happened there. About 25 years ago. 39 episodes. Gleason was pretty savvy and made quite a bit of money per episode. 50k or somesuch, not too shabby for 1955, Carney and the rest didn't make anywhere near that.

Mel Blanc was told to portray Barney Rubble's voice just like Art Carney, which he didn't want to do. Flintstones fans know that there are two different Barney voices, and someone else also played Barney when Mel was sick for a while.

Flintstones was "OK", but I did not like the "Great Kazoo" bit. That was weird to a little kid. Creepy.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 12:29 AM (QJIMk)

602 Amen booknlass.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:30 AM (RU4sa)

603 I missed the eclipse.





Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (ycWCI)

It's still happening.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:30 AM (NMAzL)

604 Well, Jim sunk New Dawn.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (T71PA)

I now visualize Jim as Mr Clean

Posted by: Miklos, relying on a 1970s cultural context at January 21, 2019 12:31 AM (zCyNd)

605 Seven years ago, I was hoping the Mayans were right. Nope, still waiting...

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

606 Bigfoot, or an illegitimate son of Hillary?
Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:26 AM (AMIL

Don't know but it smacked the back gate pretty hard. However, our Malinois didn't seem too upset. But then she was snoozing by the woodstove when scampered back into the house. I'll check the wet ground by the gate in the morning.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 21, 2019 12:32 AM (rzxmD)

607 M-O-O-N. That spells hoax.

Posted by: literally serious at January 21, 2019 12:32 AM (nw6G5)

608 I looked into this a while ago, back when I had a job and a life. Rent? Sure. Repair reimbursements were capped, and in many cases not nearly enough for actual damage done.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ffYR/)

I don't know. My wife owned rental properties, people told her if she'd own section 8 you'd make your money back on damage and no late rents.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 12:32 AM (Rz2Nc)

609 As of Friday, they were saying that we would be having snow and freezing rain tonight. No way we were going to see the Super Turbo Red Death Moon.

But today, it was clear. I broke out one of my telescopes and got a great view. Check out this pic - totally safe to click. Have I ever steered you wrong? No, seriously.

http://i65.tinypic.com/2s7bc0i.jpg

Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2019 12:32 AM (ZfRYq)

610 Also, SMH, there are communists in the Congress, and talk of getting rid of the electoral college.

my land.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:33 AM (xIKXj)

611 It's still happening.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:30 AM (NMAzL)

Thanks Miley. Just stepped out on my balcony and yep, that's a red moon all right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2019 12:33 AM (ycWCI)

612 Trump is not shutting down government, he is just rejecting their bill. It is up to congress to get enough votes to override, or change their bill. Pretty simple. Do your job Nancy ... present a bill that Trump will sign, or that wins more Republicans. Or just throw a hissy fit, along with all media.


Of course he maybe should have done that to Ryan, but Trump has congress and deep state mobsters to deal with, and he keeps appointing more insiders.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2019 12:33 AM (Cus5s)

613 Seven years ago, I was hoping the Mayans were right. Nope, still waiting...

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

Yeah, I got their expired calendar out back, propped against the oak tree. I save it since it's engraved with my financial records.
Hope the new one has hotter firefighters.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)

614 Your obscure news update.


Putin just concluded a state visit to Serbia. The Putintwatters (no, they're not nearly as entertaining as the Trumpentwatters) have a photo of him having just presented the Serbian president with the Order of Alexander Nevsky.


This award was one of several created/revived in the desperate days of 1942, to commend outstanding military accomplishments. The awards reverted to pre-Revolutionary and non-Soviet heroes, part of Moscow's desperate attempt to tap traditional national themes/symbols to solidify national will.


The award statute was modified shortly after the war to include civilian service.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

615 Yeah not buying that any one would be disappointed my Nancy not showing up.

I had Reagan show up and I revered that man and it was still a PITA and that was in South Carolina.

Overseas? And a congress critter? No thanks Nancy.

Posted by: Big V at January 21, 2019 12:34 AM (sN665)

616 impeach pelosi

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:35 AM (xIKXj)

617 >>> Check out this pic - totally safe to click. Have I ever steered you wrong? No, seriously.


That looks like a pussy moon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 12:35 AM (NMAzL)

618 booknlass, I have gotten to the point I no longer care what happens to this nation.

Sad, but true.

We glorify and monetized baby killing.

We don't deserve God's mercy.

Our Constitution was meant for a moral society.

We are no longer that.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:36 AM (RU4sa)

619 Grendel.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:27 AM (T71PA)

The long arm of the law.

Posted by: Miklos, genetically 1/1024 Old-Anglo-Friggin-Saxon and a Jute to boot at January 21, 2019 12:36 AM (zCyNd)

620 Trump is not shutting down government, he is just rejecting their bill.

Not even that. Bill hasn't gotten to him. I don't think the House even voted for anything to send to the Senate yet.

Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2019 12:36 AM (ZfRYq)

621 I am not sure I would call Connecticut Yankee a Mary Sue. The guy in Yankee is just a normal guy, with several hundred years of advancements and improvements in education. At least there is a reason for his abilities and prowess, I always thought the lack of same was the true defining characteristic of the Mary Sue?

There are several sci-fi fantasy series (looking at you Harry Turtledove) where soldiers from the present day (within the last couple hundred years) are sent back in time, wackiness ensues. Are they Mary Sues?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2019 12:37 AM (ycWCI)

622 And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too,



I'll see you on the Dark Side of The Moon'


Piss off, we were here first. This delicious space-cheese is ours!

Posted by: monolith aliens at January 21, 2019 12:37 AM (5qMRB)

623 Flintstones were good before Pebbles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:37 AM (aKsyK)

624 Bing Crosby was Sir Boss.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:38 AM (aKsyK)

625 Yeah not buying that any one would be disappointed my Nancy not showing up.

I had Reagan show up and I revered that man and it was still a PITA and that was in South Carolina.

Overseas? And a congress critter? No thanks Nancy.
Posted by: Big V at January 21, 2019 12:34 AM (sN665)

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The story was from duffleblog, which is the Babylon Bee/The Onion of military blogs. not meant to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 12:38 AM (ffYR/)

626
We are no longer that.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:36 AM (RU4sa)


I understand your discouragement, but we can't afford to have good people like you give up.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 12:38 AM (TdMsT)

627 Piss off, we were here first. This delicious space-cheese is ours!
Posted by: monolith aliens at January 21, 2019 12:37 AM (5qMRB)


Not so fast.

Posted by: Wallace and Grommet at January 21, 2019 12:39 AM (T71PA)

628 565 Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QJIMk)

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That article came from the Duffelblog, the military version of The Onion.

Satire, in other words.

Did you even read it?
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:18 AM (RU4sa)
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Of course I "read it" it was posted right here. I didn't follow the link if that's what you mean. It may be a surprise to some, but satire is DEAD. Fake news and the leftists killed it. I could totally believe they would print something like that in the mainstream outlets. In fact - I'd be willing to bet they did. "Devastated" probably should have tipped me off, I suppose. That's even a bit much for the argle-bargle types. lol

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 12:39 AM (QJIMk)

629 I won't rent my apartments to Section 8. Too many headaches, plus they have some stringent requirements that I won't do to the apartments themselves. One of them is that you can't have a well if city water is available. Screw 'em. My tenants like the water and the fact that they don't have to pay anything but the cost of the electricity to pump it, which is minuscule.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 21, 2019 12:29 AM (DjIXP)

Wife had rental properties, she sold them off. I never want them again.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 12:39 AM (Rz2Nc)

630 I understand your discouragement, but we can't afford to have good people like you give up.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 21, 2019 12:38 AM (TdMsT)

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I'm not discouraged.

All this was foretold.

I'm just bidding time.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:41 AM (RU4sa)

631 SMH, I didn't glorify and monetize baby killing.

God's policy is grace. if we got what we deserved, who'd escape whipping?

If our nation falls, Lucifer wins. We are Israel's protector.

Christ in us is infinitely greater than morality, which any unbeliever can have. Virtue, doctrine in our hearts. That's what God's honoring.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:41 AM (xIKXj)

632 "David was a King, not a prophet."
I thought David was a king AND a prophet ...


thanks booknlass ... yeah, even more "human" than Trump, it would seem.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2019 12:42 AM (Cus5s)

633 *eyes Common Tater*

Of course.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:42 AM (RU4sa)

634 off sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:42 AM (T71PA)

635 We glorify and monetized baby killing.

We don't deserve God's mercy.

Our Constitution was meant for a moral society.
----
I understand where you are coming from, I feel that way at times too.

But more often, I want to fight. I, and others, abhore abortion and want the killing to become recognized as immoral and made illegal.

We don't deserve God's mercy and that is why it is called mercy. God has spared cities before because of just a few righteous men.

I have to hope that we can once again become a moral society.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

636 I liked "Duffel Blog". I laughed. I like the "Babylon Bee" I like "The People's Cube" No, satire isn't dead; It's just not as prevalent as it used to me, No, mainstream ready would not print (paraphrase) It would really improve morale to have troops talk to an old lady from San Francisco.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2019 12:44 AM (AllCR)

637 616 impeach pelosi

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:35 AM (xIKXj)



Hmmm...that brings up a point I never thought about until now. Congress has the power to remove any Executive or Judicial Brach officer, through impeachment and conviction. But Representatives and Senators cannot be removed from office by either of the other two Branches. Interesting move by the Founders.

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:44 AM (AMIL/)

638 God is Israel's protector.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:44 AM (RU4sa)

639 There are several sci-fi fantasy series (looking at
you Harry Turtledove) where soldiers from the present day (within the
last couple hundred years) are sent back in time, wackiness ensues. Are
they Mary Sues?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2019 12:37 AM (ycWCI)


True. Ash wasn't a Mary Sue, as he didn't remember all the words.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 21, 2019 12:45 AM (9gHOW)

640 Didn't say Trump was caving to the Dems.


Trump has been thwarted in his key immigration objectives by 1) Senate Dems 2) Senate GOP unwilling to force the Senate Dems ..... and some of their own caucus .... to walk the plank on any votes (or rather, many many votes, as used to be the SOP) on the issues 3) lawless judiciary (but that's a different matter).


"The people" just thrashed the GOP in the only polls that matter. If one is imagining a Reagan/1982 scenario on tax cuts, where the Dem caucus is split/coerced into some cooperation, it's not in prospect here.


Long boring discussion but one key aspect is that all of this takes place 2 months after it might have been useful, or 4 to 6 months after it might have been very useful (primaries, changing the GOP).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

641 Wut?

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 21, 2019 12:45 AM (pbYL9)

642 nice to read you, illiniwek

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:46 AM (xIKXj)

643 Gilligan's Island only aired for three seasons.

As did Star Trek.

Posted by: hello, Ginger at January 21, 2019 12:46 AM (5qMRB)

644 637-Make that Mainstream "media"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2019 12:46 AM (AllCR)

645 TIME OUT!!!!!

Posted by: Chris Weber at January 21, 2019 12:47 AM (2yfcr)

646 I have to hope that we can once again become a moral society.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

---

That would call for a revival, which I do pray for.

I do believe that Trump was God's way of telling us, "Ok, last chance."

*ponders*

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:47 AM (RU4sa)

647 Actual joke my newscasters said tonight as part of their national cheese lovers day segment:

Why does Donald trump plan to ban sales of shredded cheese?

Because he wants to make America grate again.

And then the sportscaster said to leave the cheese jokes provolone before turning it over to sports.

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 12:48 AM (TnaCl)

648 Has anybody verified Nathan Phillips' claim to be a Vietnam veteran? I don't believe him. He's a professional grievance grifter, a mascot/tool of the activist left.

Are his "chants" authentic or traditional, or are they just made-up nonsense for his minstrel show? Isn't it a fact his drumming and chanting is nothing but mocking outworn Indian stereotypes that actually serve to insult Native Americans? It's like something you'd watch at a low rent Wild-West show.

I am beyond angry that NRO, Dreher, other Catholics, and the kids' own school piled on this sh!tshow. The media has declared war on Normal Americans.

I'm an amateur naturalist. I've taken lots of people out to see prairies and nature preserves to learn plant identification. Here's a horrible secret: white people will believe ANYTHING you tell them about native Americans, as long as it fits "the narrative:" they were peaceful, lived in harmony with the land, were far wiser than us modern folk. I can make up ANYTHING about Indian "uses" for this plant or that animal, and people ALWAYS swallow it. They nod their heads solemnly to outlandish crap.

Such is the unthinking gullibility of our fatally mis-educated and brainwashed white populace. The problem ISN'T that Indians don't get respect. The problem is that identity-politics gives them too MUCH respect, turning them into Holy Objects that must not be blasphemed.

Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 12:48 AM (mk9aG)

649 Satan ultimately loses.

It's just a matter of how many he takes with him.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:49 AM (RU4sa)

650 SMH, I too think Pres. Trump's election was a gift from God.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:49 AM (xIKXj)

651 I'm not particularly religious or at least church going, but it appears to me that if there is no such thing as personal salvation, or perhaps even if there is, then the government long ago decided to go all in on collective damnation.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 12:50 AM (QJIMk)

652 I have to hope that we can once again become a moral society.
--- or at least have enough influence to make the wrong men do the right thing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 12:50 AM (IDhUW)

653 Long boring discussion but one key aspect is that all of this takes place 2 months after it might have been useful, or 4 to 6 months after it might have been very useful (primaries, changing the GOP).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

--------------------

I will assume you were responding to me, although if you were, quoting would have been nice. Just sayin'.

What, exactly, should he have done differently, and please explain why.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 12:50 AM (ffYR/)

654 yes, Satan ultimately loses, but he's putting up one hell of a fight.

I've got to go to bed in case work calls.

Thanks for the company

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:51 AM (xIKXj)

655 gp,

The guys over at This Ain't Hell are all about stolen valor pukes and airing their dirty laundry.

Pretty sure they could dig up some info on him.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:51 AM (RU4sa)

656 The problem is that identity-politics gives them too MUCH respect, turning them into Holy Objects that must not be blasphemed.



Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 12:48 AM (mk9aG)


Wouldn't surprise me if we found out he was Italian.

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 21, 2019 12:51 AM (9gHOW)

657 650 SMH, I too think Pres. Trump's election was a gift from God.

Posted by: booknlass at January 21, 2019 12:49 AM (xIKXj)


I think it was Otto von Bismarck, German Chancellor in the late 1800s, who said:

God protects fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.

Posted by: Gref at January 21, 2019 12:52 AM (AMIL/)

658 Why does Donald trump plan to ban sales of shredded cheese?
Because he wants to make America grate again.
And then the sportscaster said to leave the cheese jokes provolone before turning it over to sports.
Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 12:48 AM (TnaCl)


Sounds like they Roquefort.

*frowns at cue card*

That doesn't even make any sense.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 12:52 AM (t+qrx)

659 Has anybody verified Nathan Phillips' claim to be a
Vietnam veteran? I don't believe him. He's a professional grievance
grifter, a mascot/tool of the activist left.






Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 12:48 AM (mk9aG)


I know it's being looked in to...apparently his age doesn't match up to his claims of having been a combat Marine in Vietnam. He would have had to enlist at age 16 to have done so.

Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 12:52 AM (OMsf+)

660 Nathan Phillips...

FOIA his ass.

Think I'll do some research on him.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:53 AM (RU4sa)

661 More specifically, his claims of having been a "recon ranger" in the USMC.

Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 12:53 AM (OMsf+)

662 I was at USC (the South Carolina one) when both Reagan an Pope JP II were there.

I remember what we (or they) did as graduate students, being from the Department of Government and International Relations in terms of All So Public.

The President and member that department was James Holderman, who came to a bad end.

Heh, but not heh

Posted by: Miklos, Clariosoph at January 21, 2019 12:54 AM (zCyNd)

663
yes, Satan ultimately loses, but he's putting up one hell of a fight.

Lots of collateral damage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:54 AM (aKsyK)

664 f you have a suspect that you want us to check out, please include this information in your email;

Full name of suspect:

Current Address of suspect:

Date of birth of suspect:

Branch of service of suspect:

Approximate dates of service of suspect:

Any claims of suspect:

Links to claims:

You can also report cases of suspected Stolen Valor or submit requests for Veteran Service Verification at www.militaryphony.com

- via thisainthell.us

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

665 Satan ultimately loses.



It's just a matter of how many he takes with him.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 12:49 AM (RU4sa)

Our job is to make sure he takes all the people that deserve to go with him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 12:55 AM (9Om/r)

666 Goodnight all! I hope everyone finds their peace. The moon has been stabbed. No more tides, we are doomed. Hold on, someone talking into me ear. Um never mind , happy eclipse!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 21, 2019 12:56 AM (Rz2Nc)

667 I wonder how much of the "traditional" garb worn by the American abos is made in the PRC...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 12:56 AM (CLcKT)

668 What, exactly, should he have done differently, and please explain why.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 12:50 AM (ffYR/)


I can't speak for rhomboid, but I think that Trump could have had this standoff on budget with a Republican Congress, and that would have helped keep a Republican Congress.

Your point may be that the Republican Congress said they wouldn't play, so Trump had to sign the CRs. Maybe, maybe not.



Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2019 12:56 AM (ZfRYq)

669 More specifically, his claims of having been a "recon ranger" in the USMC.
Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 12:53 AM (OMsf+)


Aw, like Ward Churchill. Remember that schmuck?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 12:57 AM (t+qrx)

670 Jeffrey 'Tanner' Libby, 21... had just been dumped by text and had been drinking Bacardi when the plane hit turbulence.

* sips my nightly Bacardi& .. ponders *

We need more info on this "dumped by text" part.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at January 21, 2019 12:57 AM (rkkWf)

671
More specifically, his claims of having been a "recon ranger" in the USMC.
Posted by: Bert G


Navajo shit talker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:57 AM (aKsyK)

672 Hah hogmartin! *tries to find you correct pun card*

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 12:58 AM (TnaCl)

673 Our job is to make sure he takes all the people that deserve to go with him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 12:55 AM (9Om/r)


'Deserves' got nothin' to do with it. They willingly signed on the bottom line of that 'soul contract' thingy.

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)

674 I am part of a prayer group and we pray for revival. It is awesome and scary to turn oneself over completely to God, to be receptive to spiritual direction. It isn't easy to do, but...

We glory in tribulations also, knowing that tribulations worketh experience, and experience hope, and hope maketh not ashamed because of the love of God.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:01 AM (IDhUW)

675 The guy in the news bangin' on the drum at the kid is a purported Viet Nam veteran? Yeah, there's enough notoriety to this that he may get some scrutiny.

Little known fact: Anybody can request anybody else's DD214 as part of a FOIA request, as I understand it. Not the full monte will be provided, not the entire transcript, but it should contain dates and branch of service and enough info to put a rest to it, if he's a wannabe.

The sheet number of goofballs who claimed Viet Nam service, yet never served a day, is amazing. I was part of a deployment to retrieve American remains from Cambodia and Viet Nam in the 90s, and talking about it, people started freaking out. "You're too young to have been there!! Liar!!!" So it really hits a nerve.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 01:01 AM (QJIMk)

676 I am part of a prayer group and we pray for revival. It is awesome and scary to turn oneself over completely to God, to be receptive to spiritual direction. It isn't easy to do, but...

---

No, it's not easy.

I'm still working on the praying for my enemies part.

Bigly.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (RU4sa)

677 Half those photos look like a Dexsys Midnight Runners video

Posted by: Bobbymike at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (gJ4xp)

678 Y'know, it's suboptimal when you're trying to photograph a lunar eclipse and it's 2°F outside.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (wWUkD)

679 Goodnight booknlass,
Nice visiting with you

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (IDhUW)

680 I looked at TAH and another stolen valor site. They need a bunch of evidence before they'll investigate, apparently. I have suspicions, not evidence. I hope somebody digs into that guy's story.

The narrative, after all, is that the bozo _automatically_ deserves "respect" wherever he chooses to beat his f&cking drum! Why? Why does this random protestor get the Seal Of Automatic Respect from everybody? Are we worshiping his pagan gods now?

Posted by: gp at January 21, 2019 01:04 AM (mk9aG)

681 howdy yall!


great ont

have a great week! one week closer to seeing "you know who" in the flesh!

whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2019 01:06 AM (PkVlr)

682 No, it's not easy.



I'm still working on the praying for my enemies part.



Bigly.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (RU4sa)


I pray for them all the time. I pray they all fit on the hood of lord Humungus's car. I pray they get RBG in a maids outfit for eternity in the afterlife. I pray the iron cage they rot in lasts 1000 years longer than they do. I pray satan porks them in the ass daily. Pretty easy if you ask me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM (9Om/r)

683 I'm still working on the praying for my enemies part.

---
I hear that. *sigh*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM (IDhUW)

684 Navajo shit talker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 12:57 AM (aKsyK)

No spekee mi lingua, white man

Posted by: Night Bird-Anastasia-Warren at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM (zCyNd)

685 680 I looked at TAH and another stolen valor site. They need a bunch of evidence before they'll investigate, apparently. I have suspicions, not evidence. I hope somebody digs into that guy's story.

---

Dude made national news.

He's being investigated.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM (RU4sa)

686 305 Can someone suggest a wine to pair with Moon Pie?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 20, 2019 11:13 PM (yTuCy)

Night Train?

Posted by: Jp at January 21, 2019 01:08 AM (kR3UB)

687 >>> t is awesome and scary to turn oneself over completely to God, to be receptive to spiritual direction. It isn't easy to do, but...

I am trying to walk by faith more this year. One of my resolutions. Stop assuming I know what is best and turn it over to him to guide me one step at a time. We will see how it goes!

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 01:08 AM (TnaCl)

688 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM (9Om/r)

---

You always make me laugh.

Thank you.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:08 AM (RU4sa)

689 I pray for them all the time. I pray they all fit on the hood of lord Humungus's car. I pray they get RBG in a maids outfit for eternity in the afterlife. I pray the iron cage they rot in lasts 1000 years longer than they do. I pray satan porks them in the ass daily. Pretty easy if you ask me.
----
Lol, berserker, you're making me laugh.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:09 AM (IDhUW)

690 It was a pretty eclipse though.

Posted by: dissent555 at January 21, 2019 01:09 AM (wWUkD)

691 678 Y'know, it's suboptimal when you're trying to photograph a lunar eclipse and it's 2F outside.
Posted by: dissent555 at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (wWUkD)

Flannel insulated jeans are one of the greatest inventions of western civilization.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2019 01:10 AM (ycWCI)

692 I can't speak for rhomboid, but I think that Trump could have had this standoff on budget with a Republican Congress, and that would have helped keep a Republican Congress.

Your point may be that the Republican Congress said they wouldn't play, so Trump had to sign the CRs. Maybe, maybe not.

Posted by: blaster at January 21, 2019 12:56 AM (ZfRYq)

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I was actually waiting for Rhomboid to use his his words, which Lord knows he has plenty of, to explain his position.

Trump signed the last CR to get the military funding in it. He also said at that time he would not sign another one like it. So, the shutdown clock began back then.

To your point, half the Rs in Congress work for the donor class/CoC, so he has that against him too and knows it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:10 AM (ffYR/)

693
You always make me laugh.



Thank you.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:08 AM (RU4sa)

Well then, another satisfied customer. Time for a beer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 01:10 AM (9Om/r)

694 Hah hogmartin! *tries to find you correct pun card*
Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 12:58 AM (TnaCl)

"Just for the halibut!"

Posted by: Default Cue Card at January 21, 2019 01:11 AM (wNN8A)

695 Y'know, it's suboptimal when you're trying to photograph a lunar eclipse and it's 2°F outside.
Posted by: dissent555 at January 21, 2019 01:02 AM (wWUkD)


I bet. How long would it take to acclimate?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 01:11 AM (t+qrx)

696 Should have announced immediately upon inauguration a few things:

- no more CRs of longer than a week's duration, and no omnibus CRs;

- should have not passed on the option to revisit the budget cycle he inherited (recissions/reprogrammings to pursue his goals, and the fights this would provoke) - all this would have resulted in the big confrontation, at the latest, last March (the CR he signed while bitching about it), but with the key added feature of forcing the issue with GOP, not just Dem, incumbents.


Instead of making the RAISE Act a one-day PR event, insist on it as a priority, equal to tax cuts and O-care repeal - and every step of the way, call out and engage incumbents (both parties) who oppose or fail to help.


Direct DOJ to follow strict reciprocity with "sanctuary" jurisdictions in terms of assistance and law enforcement priorities, exempting violent or national security cases (i.e. punish them), and to vigorously pursue prosecutions of state/local officials under relevant federal statutes. Also, push binding appropriations conditionality to reduce $$$ to lawless jurisdictions.


Making these top-line issues *before* the primaries and mid-terms at least would have created the possibility of changing the GOP and hurting the Dems.


It would have "politicized" the key issues that made him the nominee and the president. Does anyone recall the GOP having a theme or agenda 2 months ago, during that little thing called an election? Or a record? Specifically on these vital issues? Didn't think so. Trump should have done everything possible to force and keep these things in the spotlight, placing maximum pressure on incumbents.


Separately (not strictly political): demanded immediate emergency SCOTUS review of ridiculous inferior court vandalism, starting with the first injunction on the first version of the admissions/travel EO, with the clear implication that repudiation would follow if he didn't get action, and approval. As outrageous as that episode was, things today are far worse in that department.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

697 Kerry and a bunch of other clowns testified before the Fulbright committee. Kerry showed up with long hair and fatigues. Not in dress greens, as an officer and gentleman would. Al Hubbard, likely never even set foot in Viet Nam, was an enlisted man. Portrayed himself as a Captain and all kinds of BS.

At the time, the media still had some skepticism. Yet the military, congress, nobody bothered to check these assholes out. Never made any sense to me. Wouldn't your readers want to know, shouldn't the congressional record show, that some SGT is lying to congress about his rank and activities with respect to war crimes?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 01:12 AM (QJIMk)

698 * sips my nightly Bacardi& .. ponders *

We need more info on this "dumped by text" part.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at January 21, 2019 12:57 AM (rkkWf)

You may be liable under the Helms-Burton act.

Drink apropriately, under legal advice.

Posted by: not a lawyer Miklos at January 21, 2019 01:13 AM (zCyNd)

699 I am trying to walk by faith more this year. One of my resolutions. Stop assuming I know what is best and turn it over to him to guide me one step at a time. We will see how it goes!
--- the picture I see is taking steps on a fog covered trail. We can't see where our foot will land, but we trust God to secure our footing. After we take a few hesitant steps we have more confidence in God's care and with experience can even learn to run in the fog.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:13 AM (IDhUW)

700 I pray for them all the time. I pray they all fit on
the hood of lord Humungus's car. I pray they get RBG in a maids outfit
for eternity in the afterlife. I pray the iron cage they rot in lasts
1000 years longer than they do. I pray satan porks them in the ass
daily. Pretty easy if you ask me.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM


I should take up prayer... It would give me something useful to do during my idle hours...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 01:13 AM (CLcKT)

701 I am trying to walk by faith more this year. One of my resolutions. Stop assuming I know what is best and turn it over to him to guide me one step at a time. We will see how it goes!
--- the picture I see is taking steps on a fog covered trail. We can't see where our foot will land, but we trust God to secure our footing. After we take a few hesitant steps we have more confidence in God's care and with experience can even learn to run in the fog.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at J




you guys need to stick to public transit

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 21, 2019 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

702 Posted by: rhomboid at January 21, 2019 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

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Good grief. This is very politically naive.

Please note that I identified you for comment purposes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:17 AM (ffYR/)

703 you guys need to stick to public transit
---
lol

I need the exercise

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:17 AM (IDhUW)

704 God tells me "don't go out in that shit", if the trail is foggy. Are you nuts? Stay in camp, and make s'mores.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 01:17 AM (QJIMk)

705 "Just for the halibut!"

Posted by: Default Cue Card at January 21, 2019 01:11 AM (wNN8A)

Sorry. That joke floundered.

Posted by: Miklos, fisher of men (no homo) at January 21, 2019 01:18 AM (zCyNd)

706 Congratulations all you Patriots fans, for overcoming yet another of your 11 month Super Bowl droughts.

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 21, 2019 01:18 AM (wNN8A)

707 My dad still has his PI license...

Wonder if he'd look into Mr. Phillips war record.

As a fellow Vietnam vet, of course.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:19 AM (RU4sa)

708 Dude made national news.



He's being investigated.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:07 AM (RU4sa)


I kind of surprised it hasn't happened already, but I guess he didn't make a big enough splash until now. Evidently he's a well-known agitator and is connected to the Occupy goobers and was a big instigator at the Dakota pipeline protest.

Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 01:19 AM (OMsf+)

709 Mmmm, s'mores.

I actually prefer all the ingredients separate. I know, it's strange.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:19 AM (IDhUW)

710
Good evening, everyone. I'm not going to be one bit graceful about dementia. The minute I'm diagnosed, I'm blowing my brains out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:21 AM (13CQC)

711 Good evening Morticia

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:23 AM (IDhUW)

712 I kind of surprised it hasn't happened already, but I guess he didn't make a big enough splash until now. Evidently he's a well-known agitator and is connected to the Occupy goobers and was a big instigator at the Dakota pipeline protest.
Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 01:19 AM (OMsf+)

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If enough peeps mosey on over to thisainthell and inquire about Mr Phillips, who knows, they might take it upon themselves to investigate.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:24 AM (RU4sa)

713 418 Awooooo
Awooo, I say, awooooooooo

Foghorn Leghorn sings Werewolves of London.

Posted by: Jp at January 21, 2019 01:24 AM (kR3UB)

714 If I'm ever diagnosed with dementia, I'm gonna enjoy the ride.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)

715 Trump lied when he took full credit for tonights orange moon.

Posted by: CNN at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM (Z216Q)

716 Good evening, everyone. I'm not going to be one bit graceful about dementia. The minute I'm diagnosed, I'm blowing my brains out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:21 AM (13CQC)

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Wow, BM. Everything OK in your world?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM (ffYR/)

717 Good evening, everyone. I'm not going to be one bit
graceful about dementia. The minute I'm diagnosed, I'm blowing my brains
out.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:21 AM


That's a bit of an over-reaction, innit? Shouldn't one 'endeavour to persevere' in the face of any obstacle until the end, as difficult as that may be?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 01:26 AM (CLcKT)

718 Hey CM!

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:26 AM (RU4sa)

719 If I'm ever diagnosed with dementia, I'm gonna enjoy the ride.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM


Me, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 01:27 AM (CLcKT)

720 lol Zettai

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:28 AM (RU4sa)

721 Hey CM!
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:26 AM (RU4sa)

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Hey there SMH.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:29 AM (ffYR/)

722 I don't think I'd enjoy it very much. It sounds almost like one of those "what's the worst torment you can think up" games, only you get to live it and it keeps getting worse.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 21, 2019 01:30 AM (t+qrx)

723 Spending the first half of one's life losing his mind, only to spend the second half trying to find it again isn't as bad as it sounds!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 01:31 AM (CLcKT)

724 Guys, Anybody can request Mr. Phillips DD214, it is public record. Don't have to be anybody special. It would help speed things up to have his full name, DOB, service # or social security # and all that stuff. Or know somebody who works at the records branch in St. Louis. But there is no requirement that one be a PI or associated with a government agency or congress critter.

What would be best, if he is a wannabe, for a warrior Indian to call him out publicly - and diss the MFer in a way that only another member of the Tribe could - that would be pretty righteous. Everybody hates posers. Except other posers.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 01:32 AM (QJIMk)

725 710
Good evening, everyone. I'm not going to be one bit graceful about dementia. The minute I'm diagnosed, I'm blowing my brains out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:21 AM (13CQC)

That sounds like an over-reaction. I found it kind of amusing when the doctors showed me a pen asked me what it is and were honestly pleased when I could identify it. Then they showed me one with a different color cap and asked what it was. Take life's pleasures where you can, and don't throw in the towel too early.

Posted by: half a mind at January 21, 2019 01:34 AM (np68J)

726
If I'm ever diagnosed with dementia, I'm gonna enjoy the ride.
Posted by: SMH


Make new friends every day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 01:36 AM (aKsyK)

727 Blondie,

I have a bunch of lab work scheduled at the VA Friday, due to some symptoms that have developed as of late.

I've been around burn pits, depleted uranium, and God knows what else.

I fully expect not to live as long as my folks, hell, I'm surprised I made it to fifty.

I've already had one ovary removed due to it growing to the size of a cataloupe, and with my family history of various cancers, well, I've come to terms with that a while ago.

Eating a bullet should never be an option.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:36 AM (RU4sa)

728
If I'm ever diagnosed with dementia, I'm gonna enjoy the ride.



Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM
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That lady in the "grace in dementia" story didn't sound like she was having any fun at all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:37 AM (13CQC)

729 If enough peeps mosey on over to thisainthell
and inquire about Mr Phillips, who knows, they might take it upon
themselves to investigate.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:24 AM (RU4sa)


I may or may not have suggested it to John Cardillo over on twatter.

Yeah, I did.
Also, here's some more on Phillips:
https://tinyurl.com/yclcy928

Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 01:38 AM (OMsf+)

730 Life is precious, and only the good Lord should determine when it ends (unless, of course, you're defending yourself from someone who's trying to snatch that life away from you).

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:39 AM (RU4sa)

731 Off to bed. Y'all have a good one.

Posted by: Bert G at January 21, 2019 01:39 AM (OMsf+)

732
That's a bit of an over-reaction, innit? Shouldn't
one 'endeavour to persevere' in the face of any obstacle until the end,
as difficult as that may be?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 01:26 AM (CLcKT

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What endeavoring? What persevering? Autopilot is set for long, slow descent and your effort doesn't make a bit of difference.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:39 AM (13CQC)

733 Maybe dan Crenshaw needs a few calls and emails asking about the indigenous guy

Posted by: NCKate at January 21, 2019 01:40 AM (JyTrc)

734 BM, my grandma has dementia, I help with her, it is hard. The bad days are tough, she is like a little child. But oh, the good days...the good days when we have her back mentally and with her normal sweet personality, worth all the bad days and then some. I cherish them.

A person very close to me plans to go to Switzerland and get euthanized legally there when her time comes, Dementia or cancer or whatnot. Go on a nice last trip and then take the long sleep there. It is a better alternative than death by gun, but I still cannot find it in me to condone it. She has asked me to go with her and I refuse to. Luckily we have a few decades more to decide things, I hope she changes her mind.

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 01:40 AM (TnaCl)

735
Good evening MorticiaPosted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:23 AM (IDhUW

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Hi, Kestrel! If God decides ten or twenty years of dementia is the right thing for me, I'm just going to have to thwart his decision.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:40 AM (13CQC)

736

Well, I don't remember much anyway.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2019 01:41 AM (LkFnL)

737 Russian bots won the game for Brady. He's a colluder.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2019 01:41 AM (NMAzL)

738 Credit to teh (sic) Horde-

I only was informed here that the documentary/movie "They shall never grow old" will play for one day again, Monday.


I will be there. And compare it to what my grandfather never told me.

Posted by: Miklos, fisher of men (no homo) at January 21, 2019 01:41 AM (zCyNd)

739 Dunno about Grace in dementia....

Can only speak about myself.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:41 AM (RU4sa)

740

Wow, BM. Everything OK in your world?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM (ffYR/)

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Oh yeah, everything's fine. Just got triggered by the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:41 AM (13CQC)

741 >>> Russian bots won the game for Brady.

Not gonna say he is an alien...but he is an alien.

Posted by: History Channel at January 21, 2019 01:43 AM (TnaCl)

742
SMH, half a mind, I hope things go well for you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:44 AM (13CQC)

743 Bert G,

A professional victim.

Figures.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:44 AM (RU4sa)

744 Wow, BM. Everything OK in your world?

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:25 AM (ffYR/)

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Oh yeah, everything's fine. Just got triggered by the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:41 AM (13CQC)

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Good to hear. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:45 AM (ffYR/)

745 Unfortunately, I have some experience of dementia from both sides. I watched my MIL go through Alzheimers. It's much harder on everybody around them than on the patient.

Now I spend too much time wondering whether I am losing it. Recovery in a hospital bed is a terrible strain on your memory - trying to piece together vaguely remembered, unfamiliar activities into something that makes sense. There were times when I gave up and said "that doesn't make any sense, it couldn't have happened".

The problem is not once you have dementia, it is the difficult period where you fear you are getting dementia and stop trusting your own mind, or the long prologue where you know that it is going to happen and there is nothing you can do to prevent it. Find somebody or something to focus on to get through periods like that.

Posted by: half a mind at January 21, 2019 01:46 AM (np68J)

746 SMH, half a mind, I hope things go well for you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:44 AM (13CQC)

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lol, if it does, that'll be a first.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:46 AM (RU4sa)

747 Got to see the beginning of the eclipse, clear sky. Now it's snowing. Movie snow, big puffy flakes coming straight down.

The usual Sunday night insomnia in full swing.

Posted by: Gem at January 21, 2019 01:46 AM (XoAz8)

748
Are we all talked out about those poor Covington kids? I hope not. Their stupid school has a splash screen on their website that says this:



A MESSAGE FROM THE DIOCESE OF COVINGTON AND COVINGTON CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL

We condemn the actions of the Covington Catholic High School students towards Nathan Phillips specifically, and Native Americans in general, Jan. 18, after the March for Life, in Washington, D.C. We extend our deepest apologies to Mr. Phillips. This behavior is opposed to the Church's teachings on the dignity and respect of the human person.

The matter is being investigated and we will take appropriate action, up to and including expulsion.

We know this incident also has tainted the entire witness of the March for Life and express our most sincere apologies to all those who attended the March and all those who support the pro-life movement.

The Diocese of Covington and Covington Catholic High School


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:48 AM (13CQC)

749 IIRC, in Frankl's book on life in the concentration camps, the prisoners were not to interfere with someone committing suicide, but the religious leaders condemned the idea. It was demoralizing to the others.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:49 AM (IDhUW)

750
Good to hear. Thank you.Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:45 AM (ffYR/

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Thanks for asking. How's it going with you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:49 AM (13CQC)

751
so much so, it may s well have beeen someone else. so fuck it.

Posted by: otho at January 21, 2019 01:49 AM (LkFnL)

752

Dan Rather Attacks Covington Catholic Students Hours After Story Debunked

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=59699

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2019 01:50 AM (aKsyK)

753 Why don't you send a message to the Covington Diocese and explain the truth, and see how they respond?

Somebody has the makings for a lawsuit, sounds like. What a bunch of cowards.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 01:51 AM (QJIMk)

754 Satan's useful idiots strikes again.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:51 AM (RU4sa)

755
lol, if it does, that'll be a first.
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 01:46 AM (RU4sa

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You're making me sad -- and thankful for my own health. Is there anything we can do for you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:54 AM (13CQC)

756 Miklos,
I hope the movie helps you understand your grandfather more fully.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:54 AM (IDhUW)

757 Good to hear. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:45 AM (ffYR/)

Updated draft of the once-in -a-lifetime speech?

If I remember, protocol is "best wishes" to the bride, and "good luck" to the groom, but I don't claim to remember much from Celtic-fueled weddings.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, of the Ancient O.Briens (by marraige) at January 21, 2019 01:54 AM (zCyNd)

758 A MESSAGE FROM THE DIOCESE OF COVINGTON AND COVINGTON CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL

We condemn the actions of the Covington Catholic High School students towards Nathan Phillips specifically, and Native Americans in general, Jan. 18, after the March for Life, in Washington, D.C. We extend our deepest apologies to Mr. Phillips. This behavior is opposed to the Church's teachings on the dignity and respect of the human person.

The matter is being investigated and we will take appropriate action, up to and including expulsion.

We know this incident also has tainted the entire witness of the March for Life and express our most sincere apologies to all those who attended the March and all those who support the pro-life movement.

The Diocese of Covington and Covington Catholic High School


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:48 AM (13CQC)

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There is a good reason that I describe myself as a former Catholic. They left me.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 01:56 AM (ffYR/)

759 "748

Are we all talked out about those poor Covington kids? I hope not.
Their stupid school has a splash screen on their website that says this:



Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:48 AM (13CQC)"
...
Academic administrators generally suck at everything.

A lot of non-leftists are deciding they've had enough of the fake-news hate mob over this particular incident. Not sure why this, of all things, but people are pretty ripshit about it.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 21, 2019 01:57 AM (67XdO)

760 Morticia, here is a statement by the main kid in the video:
http://archive.vn/RkqaQ

And jake tapper tweeted about the debunking. When you have lost tapper...

Sad but not surprising if diocese throws the kids to the wolves, despite evidence backing up the kids.

Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 01:58 AM (TnaCl)

761
Why don't you send a message to the Covington Diocese and explain the truth, and see how they respond?



Somebody has the makings for a lawsuit, sounds like. What a bunch of cowards.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 01:51 AM (QJIMk)

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Bunch of cowards is right. They've protected their tweets. Either their phone is off the hook or it's jammed with people trying to leave messages. Their Contact page has a login just to email them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:58 AM (13CQC)

762 Half a mind,
Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I hope you have someone to reach out to.

Gem,
Glad your here, sorry about the insomnia

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 01:59 AM (IDhUW)

763 You're making me sad -- and thankful for my own health. Is there anything we can do for you?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:54 AM (13CQC)

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lol

Don't be sad.

This earthly world is temporary.

Eternity with God is forever.

And I can't say that this world is a place where I want to reside in for much longer.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:00 AM (RU4sa)

764 There is a good reason that I describe myself as a former Catholic.

Not like the Catholic Church has been accused of anything wrong involving teenage boys.


Posted by: Miklos of the Holy Catholic Church, which means all Christians at January 21, 2019 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

765 Otho,
Are you ok?

SMH,
Good luck with your doctoring

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 02:01 AM (IDhUW)

766 Thanks for asking. How's it going with you?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:49 AM (13CQC)

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Same old, getting by. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 02:02 AM (ffYR/)

767 But in the meantime, in between time, I will enjoy helping to bring down certain evil folks a peg or two.

Starting with this Phillips character.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:03 AM (RU4sa)

768 And now we have a dem House member calling for a ban on minors wearing MAGA hats.

Goes really nice with the somewhat graphic meme circulating advocating putting the kids through woodchippers, and the blue check numbskulls calling for them and their parents to be forcibly "reeducated"

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 21, 2019 02:04 AM (67XdO)

769 Their Contact page has a login just to email them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:58 AM (13CQC)


Just like how most news sites have no comment section, except for FOX. I remember months (over a year?) ago how MSN was updating their 'temporarily closed' comment section. They still haven't finished 'updating'.

What it boils down to is leftists DO NOT want to hear from you, as they are so cocksure in their actions. How can any rational person disagree with them? Only H8ers and patriotic racist rednecks.

/Deplorables Of The World Unite!

Posted by: RickZ at January 21, 2019 02:05 AM (Y8PSl)

770 I'll check back tomorrow.

Goodnight all,

Thanks for the conversation

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 21, 2019 02:05 AM (IDhUW)

771 742
SMH, half a mind, I hope things go well for you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 01:44 AM (13CQC)

Everything has gone far better than I have ever hoped or deserved. God has indeed blessed me. They have gone in with a knife four separate times. If the worst I have to complain about is the disorientation induced by a hospital stay, or how bizarre it is to be asked to name an every day object, then I am doing well indeed. The fact of the matter is that with a single slip of the surgeon's fingers, I would no longer recognize a pen.

It does distress me to see the suffering of people around me - like the young girl being wheeled into an MRI at the National Institutes of Health, starting a clinical trial and a new lease on hope, having travelled half way across the country to reach NIH. There are a lot of people in this world in need of our prayers. Fortunately, God's blessings are unlimited and he pours them on everybody.

Posted by: half a mind at January 21, 2019 02:05 AM (np68J)

772
Morticia, here is a statement by the main kid in the video:

http://archive.vn/RkqaQ




Posted by: LizLem at January 21, 2019 01:58 AM (TnaCl

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Thanks, LL. CNN is is covering his response but still calling Phillips the hero for getting between the Covington kids and the "Hebrew Israelites." It's also being presented in a "WHO KNEW????" sort of way, as if it was perfectly reasonable to demonize the kid to begin with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 02:10 AM (13CQC)

773 The sight of kids with guns must give the liberals fits they would prefer these boys be made to take up Ballet Dancing because Liberals want all boys to grow up to be Ballet Dancers rather then Sports Stars

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 21, 2019 02:12 AM (FLiOE)

774 CM

On a serious note-

If you have a PMP, they are hiring here (CAE), contractors for gummint jobs. As required, they have to make acomodation for physical/health issues.

The work is VA or Medicare transitions. Look into. My PMP instructor advised the, uh, non-Moronic students about gummint job things.

Also good, if like all of us, you are pre-existing.

Posted by: Miklos, with a sly attempt at humor at January 21, 2019 02:12 AM (zCyNd)

775 Updated draft of the once-in -a-lifetime speech?

If I remember, protocol is "best wishes" to the bride, and "good luck" to the groom, but I don't claim to remember much from Celtic-fueled weddings.
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, of the Ancient O.Briens (by marraige) at January 21, 2019 01:54 AM (zCyNd)

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I was reminded by my lovely ex that the Best man gives the toast, and that I would be expected to give a speech that would make her wedding memorable.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 02:15 AM (ffYR/)

776 What is it like to have your parents at your wedding?

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:18 AM (RU4sa)

777
Academic administrators generally suck at everything.




Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 21, 2019 01:57 AM (67XdO

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This is true. I bet even after they review everything they stick to their guns like that asshole in the military academy who blasted his cadets a SECOND time after a bunch of "Get out, n-word" vandalisms were traced to...wait for it...a Black cadet.


That kid ought to format his statement into 99 bullet points and nail them to the principal's door.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

778
Miklos @ 764 -- I hear ya.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 02:22 AM (13CQC)

779 If I remember, protocol is "best wishes" to the bride, and "good luck" to the groom, but I don't claim to remember much from Celtic-fueled weddings.

Heh.

It was a joke, it's supposed be reversed.

In my own family, the young men who came a-courtin' my mother and her four sisters saw Grandaddy's 4 shotgun rack.

Divorces? Mo Katlick dan de Pope, ain't we ain't even Katlick.

Posted by: Miklos, never divorced, never in debt at January 21, 2019 02:26 AM (zCyNd)

780 What is it like to have your parents at your wedding?

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:18 AM


I'm glad my parents were at my wedding, but I had mixed feelings about my mother and father-in-law attending...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 02:26 AM (CLcKT)

781 Nite, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2019 02:26 AM (nPGq2)

782 Nite AOP (Meineke Master Franchisee)

Posted by: Miklos, running like a top at January 21, 2019 02:29 AM (zCyNd)

783 My mom has never liked Ex-Ex, so there's that.

My dad never goes anywhere without my mom.

They attended my brother's and sister's weddings, since my mom approved of their choices.

Used to upset me for the longest time, but now, it's a more detached curiosity.

I hope I don't come down with a terminal illness, because I don't know if I can deal with them finally visiting me when I'm dying when they could never find the time to celebrate the happier moments in my life.


Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:32 AM (RU4sa)

784 What is it like to have your parents at your wedding?
Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:18 AM (RU4sa)

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Daughter is about to find this out, within a month.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 02:33 AM (ffYR/)

785 I would've liked to see my daughters get married.

Your daughter is very fortunate to have you in her life, CM.

Posted by: SMH at January 21, 2019 02:35 AM (RU4sa)

786 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 02:37 AM (ffYR/)

787 If I remember, protocol is "best wishes" to the bride, and "good luck" to the groom, but I don't claim to remember much from Celtic-fueled weddings.
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"Congratulations" to the groom. "Best Wishes" to the bride.

"Congratulations" is contra-indicated to the bride, because it sort of implies or perhaps construed as "well, you finally found a man" or somesuch. This is out of a very old Etiquette book, that is surprisingly or maybe not so surprisingly full of quite good advice on all sorts of social settings and how to not act like a clod. Some things are very subtle and won't be picked up on necessarily, by people who don't know about such things. They won't hurt your standing with those who do, it won't offend anyone that matters if you're tactful (heh) right?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 21, 2019 02:40 AM (QJIMk)

788 I'm old enough, and Teh Spawn are young enough that the odds are somewhat poor that I would be around for their weddings...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 02:42 AM (CLcKT)

789 And now we have a dem House member calling for a ban on minors wearing MAGA hats.

If it alsk bans all Beto signs and bumper stickers and impounds any offending cars, I might be ok with that.

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2019 02:46 AM (XROPS)

790 This is the week Trump folds.

2nd paychecks missed and monthly bills due. Air travel effectively shuts down by the end of this week.

Posted by: It collapses at January 21, 2019 02:53 AM (wmqLs)

791 Posted by: It collapses at January 21, 2019 02:53 AM (wmqLs)

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No way, trolly guy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 21, 2019 03:01 AM (ffYR/)

792 These federal "workers"... After the RIF, I worry they, with their awesome paperclip-sorting skills, won't do well in a competive workforce...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 03:02 AM (CLcKT)

793 Errr, competATive...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 03:06 AM (CLcKT)

794 Let's make that "competitive", shall we?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 21, 2019 03:08 AM (CLcKT)

795

This is the week Trump folds.

Posted by: It collapses at January 21, 2019 02:53 AM (wmqLs


=====


Actually, every week since January 2017 has been the week Trump folds.


https://tinyurl.com/yb28yb3t

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 03:22 AM (13CQC)

796 It says "jump to bottom of page"

Is this the bottom? What is your definition?

*Miklos and Descartes arm wrestle, then decide to pick on that Nietzsche kid*

Posted by: Miklos, notorious pebblr snatcher at January 21, 2019 03:36 AM (zCyNd)

797 re Opioids crisis, this has become one of my srs pet peeves. Because of illegal behavior of addicts they have made those needing opioids for relief of suffering , those dying of cancer etc, The guy living here now with prostate cancer , that has mastisized to his bones is given high doses of ibuprophen FGS for pain,! horrible for kidneys, so he ends up in the hospital last week because of kidney failing .

All this for bare bones pain relief, because addicts can't keep Their addictions in check, and those actually needing relief from suffering get little relief.

all on the dying might become an addict? how fkn pathetic>?

"well your dying byw, but you won't die an addict! so ,good for us managing your health care crisis, so sorry for you!"

anyway this is now my 3rd time with this b.s and my watching the dying suffer because Oh Nooo, those addicts over their are addicts because the drug exists, and their Thieves also, but whatever we must protect THEM from themselves, but who cares about the suffering and dying.

compassionate yeah.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:40 AM (gLMhO)

798 er, I guess that wasn't a nice light hearted post for the ONT, sorry about that.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:41 AM (gLMhO)

799 there . and they're.

also hmm, can't figure out the basics with 3 hours sleep .

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:44 AM (gLMhO)

800 knocks on screen, anyone out there?

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:46 AM (gLMhO)

801 Vladimir- is Ok

All quiet on Vestern Front.

No Moron says nothing.

Moskva time=Vodka time! Try Zima. Like from grandmother.

Posted by: Miklos, aiming for increase in KGB pension at January 21, 2019 03:46 AM (zCyNd)

802 So where's the super blood wolf vampire robber baron moon updates??? We wuz robbed!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 21, 2019 03:47 AM (tfN5A)

803 Just finished tapping and wanted a bad moon rising update. Damn!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 21, 2019 03:49 AM (tfN5A)

804 drinking vodka is some srs drinking, more than I can bear.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:49 AM (gLMhO)

805 Tapping should be fapping.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 21, 2019 03:50 AM (tfN5A)

806 I think the blood moon made everyone drunk on the possibilities.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:50 AM (gLMhO)

807 11 degrees and wind has been howling all night

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 03:52 AM (/rm4P)

808 Guess I'll go listen to some Creedence Clearwater Revival. And fap.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 21, 2019 03:53 AM (tfN5A)

809 blood moons portend something or other, but I lost interest other than looking at it's beauty .

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:53 AM (gLMhO)

810 skip, you have to work today?

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:54 AM (gLMhO)

811
knocks on screen, anyone out there?
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:46 AM (gLMhO

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Hi, willow!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 03:54 AM (13CQC)

812 NOAA UPDATE

The previously scheduled Wolf/Blood Moon has been postponed due to Government Shutdown

Survivors may see a similar event, depending on GS-14 and underground bunker status

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Strangelove at January 21, 2019 03:55 AM (zCyNd)

813 morning Blonde, whew you guys are slacking with the chat. I was worried everyone drowned in their showers.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:55 AM (gLMhO)

814 FDA temporarily closed because Trump, no more food is allowed to be sold, so stay in place and eat tree bark.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:57 AM (gLMhO)

815
compassionate yeah.
Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:40 AM (gLMhO

====

Good GOD, that stuff makes me mad. Institutional sanctimony. It should be studied, like mob psychology, and defeated, like Naziism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 03:57 AM (13CQC)

816 gap. The gun thread as I was travelling for work appointments tomorrow. Any Morons or Ettes have any good gun related news?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 21, 2019 03:57 AM (tfN5A)

817 Mornin' all.

Missed the eclipse, but i've seen them before...

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 03:59 AM (fTX7q)

818
I was worried everyone drowned in their showers.Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:55 AM (gLMhO.

====

Ha, I was off in another tab having a Twitter fight, so drowned in bile.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 04:00 AM (13CQC)

819
Missed the eclipse, but i've seen them before...Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 03:59 AM (fTX7q

====

It probably looked better on Youtube. The night sky was completely blotted over where I was due to rain and moisture. So I found a livestream and stared at my monitor. Blood Moon Eclipse, baby!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 04:02 AM (13CQC)

820 I agree Blonde, When Sessions spent all His efforts fretting that , making it even More difficult for the suffering. Because hey docs you as an oncologists wrote way to many scripts to the dying, You must be a drug pusher and it rolls down hill to the victims not being treated properly

as I said I've watched this 3 times with 2 siblings and now our house guest.

I am livid, what is even the Purpose of medication being made if it isn't available to anyone needing it?

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:02 AM (gLMhO)

821 Missed the eclipse, but i've seen them before...

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 03:59 AM (fTX7q)

I think it's called closing your eyes.

Posted by: Miklos, survivor of Huge Global Eclipse of last year or whenever at January 21, 2019 04:02 AM (zCyNd)

822 Ha, I was off in another tab having a Twitter fight, so drowned in bile.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 04:00 AM (13CQC)

you are a tougher girl than I, I cannot handle the rancid nature of twitter , it's hard enough reading the days outrages here among friends.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:03 AM (gLMhO)

823 Not only work as soon as coffee is done I'm out the door.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 04:04 AM (/rm4P)

824 skip , no rest for the good.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:05 AM (gLMhO)

825 It probably looked better on Youtube.

Cool. I will check. Working early i opted to sleep. Previous job i was outside overnite and was able to see all kinds of nite-sky stuff.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 04:05 AM (fTX7q)

826 Careful all, especially earliers-

Since we know Trump (or one of his People) lurks here...

Trump invites for Working Breakfasts

*just a heads up, Skip*

Posted by: Miklos, with Melania's Own Syrup at January 21, 2019 04:09 AM (zCyNd)

827 Wrote on the Blood Moon thread at the beach some years ago there was one, I took many photographs and had them put into one enlarged picture of the different phases.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 04:11 AM (/rm4P)

828 stay in place and eat tree bark.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:57 AM (gLMhO)


Do willows have, uh, bark?

Posted by: Miklos, Out and Proud Omnivore at January 21, 2019 04:13 AM (zCyNd)

829 I have 2 jobs to go to, both are inside

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 04:13 AM (/rm4P)

830 miklos uh hmm, also I have read pain killer effect if chewed properly.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:15 AM (gLMhO)

831 Roads should be light at least

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 04:15 AM (/rm4P)

832 skip, at least you won't have to fight the elements so one silvery lining.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:16 AM (gLMhO)

833 >>>Open thread. Obviously you can't talk about a coming eclipse very long, unless you're a crazy person.

>>>I'll do another post on this later, and then maybe put another one up around midnight.

--Ace in the eclipse post

And then, like that--poof!--he was gone.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2019 04:17 AM (bAsK/)

834 I miss a good nights sleep.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:19 AM (gLMhO)

835 The house at the top looks a bit like the house in that really dreadful movie Girls Town.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2019 04:20 AM (bAsK/)

836 m, he was probably carted away by the ef be eye , because media complained he was trying to change their history of America in the last decade.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:20 AM (gLMhO)

837 Started my truck, it is nasy outside

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 04:21 AM (/rm4P)

838 skip, ugh, for some reason I thought you were in florida.

so milder weather.

sorry you have to sludge through wicked weather.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:22 AM (gLMhO)

839 Training a new hire this morning - may need an extra dose of coffee today

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 04:22 AM (fTX7q)

840 I'm outta here
Say warm and dry all.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2019 04:23 AM (/rm4P)

841 just write her/him a list of tasks to be completed by the end of the day.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:23 AM (gLMhO)

842 Posted by: m at January 21, 2019 04:17 AM (bAsK/)

And so are we...wait...they are...friends!

*does the Kodaly Close Encounters deal*


Now we know why Ace said we should come to this mountain top.

Posted by: Miklos, student of Bartok, who was a student of Kodaly at January 21, 2019 04:24 AM (zCyNd)

843 spouse will be home soon, better schlepp out to the kitchen and cook a fast meal .

see you all later.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:26 AM (gLMhO)

844 >> just write her/him a list of tasks to be completed by the end of the day

Hah! Good idea!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 04:27 AM (fTX7q)

845 594 In Greece, they started a whole New Dawn Party.
Posted by: Miklos, relying on them Greek homos at January 21, 2019 12:27 AM (zCyNd)

Well, Jim sunk New Dawn.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 21, 2019 12:28 AM (T71PA)

Big ol' golf clap, Dr. WTF.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2019 04:32 AM (bAsK/)

846 >>spouse will be home soon, better schlepp out to the kitchen and cook a fast meal

2 signs: "refrigerator" "stove"

(joking) Im sure you are appreciated

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 04:36 AM (fTX7q)

847 Posted by: m at January 21, 2019 04:32 AM (bAsK/)

Thank you.

Sometimes it takes hours for a joke to come together.

I love when that happens

Posted by: Col. Miklos from the A-Team at January 21, 2019 04:36 AM (zCyNd)

848 I see the local DC news is sticking with the racist youts in MAGA hats terrorizing Native American.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2019 04:38 AM (WNAuL)

849 Any hope of RIF happening? Or would Judge Kalikikakamoko say nope...cant do that because.

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 21, 2019 04:41 AM (SxBH1)

850
I am livid, what is even the Purpose of medication being made if it isn't available to anyone needing it?Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:02 AM (gLMhO

====

Go to Congress and say that, they'll pat your hand and show you the door (and then make a note to hoard meds for the day when they and their families need it).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 04:48 AM (13CQC)

851 849 Any hope of RIF happening? Or would Judge Kalikikakamoko say nope...cant do that because.
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 21, 2019 04:41 AM (SxBH1)

I had to look up RIF. For others who don't know:

"RIF is defined as an abbreviation for reduction in force and means for a job function to be eliminated."

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2019 04:50 AM (bAsK/)

852
FDA temporarily closed because Trump, no more food is allowed to be sold, so stay in place and eat tree bark.

Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 03:57 AM (gLMhO)


=====
But there are no trees! Trump gutted the EPA and the Big Corporations came through and turned all the forests into fields of stumps.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 21, 2019 04:52 AM (13CQC)

853 >>>I am livid, what is even the Purpose of medication being made if it isn't available to anyone needing it?Posted by: willow at January 21, 2019 04:02 AM (gLMhO)

Exactly. Tell me again why we shouldnt worry abt govt run healthcare?

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 21, 2019 04:53 AM (fTX7q)

854 Up early, temp can't decide if its 0 or -1, it keeps jumping back and forth. Snow from the lakes is more of a mist than snow.... Not a day for mice or men. At least mice don't have a car to start.

Posted by: Colin at January 21, 2019 05:01 AM (S6KhS)

855 hiya (3rd attempt)

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2019 05:31 AM (4kWLV)

856 Slim Whitman and Boxcar Willie too country for today's 'country' artists.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2019 05:41 AM (zLDYs)

857 I hope Nancy plans another "fact finding" trip to Hawaii or something. She needs the vacation after her hard work in negotiation with Trump, and includes Schumer this time, maybe take all the Democrats along.../sarc

Posted by: Colin at January 21, 2019 05:46 AM (S6KhS)

858 Morning Eromero.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2019 05:52 AM (wBNep)

859
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2019 05:52 AM (LsBY9)

860 Mornin' Horde!

I got nuthin'...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 05:54 AM (8g9zh)

861
I got nuthin'...
Posted by: No One of Consequence

A hand full of gimme, and a mouth full of "much obliged"

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 05:58 AM (8ikIW)

862 Hadrian, when do you leave for Westminster?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2019 05:59 AM (wBNep)

863 Radio, this morning, asking the question, did PDT trap the Democrats.

Good morning horde.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2019 05:59 AM (ePWRo)

864 Radio, this morning, asking the question, did PDT trap the Democrats.

Good morning horde.
Posted by: Braenyard

No, not the Donald. Just trying to work a bi-partisanship (the BEST partisanship) agreement with his associates across the aisle

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:04 AM (8ikIW)

865 I see we have a one day warm up, 34 degrees, tomorrow. Then it's back to a Severe Brass Monkey Warning.

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:06 AM (8ikIW)

866 I wonder how different Trump! would be, if the Dems weren't trying to kick him in the balls everyday.

That's got to make you a little angry after 3 years

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:08 AM (8ikIW)

867 856 Slim Whitman and Boxcar Willie too country for today's 'country' artists.
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2019 05:41 AM (zLDYs)

there is a song about that

George Strait & Allan Jackson-Murder on Music Row

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2019 06:10 AM (JFO2v)

868 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ)

869 Slim Whitman and Boxcar Willie too country for today's 'country' artists.
Posted by: Eromero


Fuck today's pussy soi bois.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2019 06:15 AM (xujhj)

870 I saw the start of the eclipse last night. If it would have been a touch warmer then 4 degrees I might have stayed out there a little longer

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:17 AM (8ikIW)

871 Kid from the Covington school should put out a statement..

"I was smiling at the man with the drum, because as a future dentist, I was calculating how much money I could make fixing up them chompers"

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

872 I saw the start of the eclipse last night. If it would have been a touch warmer then 4 degrees I might have stayed out there a little longer
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:17 AM (8ikIW)

--------------------

We had a great view of it from our back deck. We'd pop outside for a minute or two (far too cold for much more than that), note the progress, and pop back inside.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 06:21 AM (8g9zh)

873 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)

874 We had a great view of it from our back deck. We'd pop outside for a minute or two (far too cold for much more than that), note the progress, and pop back inside.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Such a clear night for it too. Usually when there is something different to see in the sky, it's either cloudy, or if it's in the east, light pollution blots it out

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

875 Scrolling through Insty's place, the Covington Teen story seems to have some staying power.

As someone said yesterday, the false and intentional attack on the Catholic boys seems to be a continuation of the battle preps for the next Supreme Court fight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

876 Scrolling through Insty's place, the Covington Teen story seems to have some staying power.

As someone said yesterday, the false and intentional attack on the Catholic boys seems to be a continuation of the battle preps for the next Supreme Court fight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

-------------------------------

While the additional video makes the situation much clearer, even the edited video didn't really seem to support the wild conclusions people were leaping to.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 06:31 AM (8g9zh)

877 While the additional video makes the situation much clearer, even the edited video didn't really seem to support the wild conclusions people were leaping to.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

If these people like leaping so much, maybe a cliff, or, I don't know, a tall wall should be provided

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

878 It is strange, that in America, more time is spent on a football play to review all the angles, and get all of the opinions on it, then something like the Covington kids crap.

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:40 AM (8ikIW)

879 As someone said yesterday, the false and intentional attack on the Catholic boys seems to be a continuation of the battle preps for the next Supreme Court fight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2019 06:24 AM


The KKK used to be thoroughly embedded in the DNC. They hated Jews, blacks, and Catholics. A little history about how that worked out for them:

It was this atmosphere that caused the 1924 Democratic Convention to drag on for 103 ballots and to finally reject a Klan platform plank by just one vote: 543 to 542. To break the nomination deadlock, the convention turned to corporate lawyer John W. Davis - who, according to historian Robert Murray, was ''not a Catholic or a machine politician nor a believing Protestant or an enthusiastic prohibitionist.'' He wasn't much of anything, and the results proved it - he got only 28.8 percent of the vote: the lowest vote in the party'’s history. That's because millions of inner-city Catholics and Jews, insulted by Klan activities at the convention, deserted their party.

But history always repeats, so I expect the party of Pelosi to go down that road again, performing the same experiment, expecting different results.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Galore at January 21, 2019 06:42 AM (jYje5)

880 Over at Althouse, she's got the text of a statement from the kid in the middle of this shitstorm. Well worth a read.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 06:42 AM (8g9zh)

881 George Strait & Allan Jackson-Murder on Music Row
Posted by: rhennigantx



Channel 59 Willie's Roadhouse. It's on right now.

SiriusXM.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2019 06:43 AM (xujhj)

882 Is there anyone who would be able to pass the inquisition that the next Supreme Court nominee will go through.... I doubt it.

Posted by: Colin at January 21, 2019 06:43 AM (S6KhS)

883
EM PANCAKES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 21, 2019 06:49 AM (YVpNo)

884 Over at Althouse, she's got the text of a statement from the kid in the middle of this shitstorm. Well worth a read.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 21, 2019 06:42 AM


Yes it is, thanks.

https://althouse.blogspot.com/2019/01/i-am-providing-this-factual-
account-of.html#more

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 21, 2019 06:49 AM (jYje5)

885 The new APA guidelines say stoicism, competitiveness, dominance, and aggression are bad!

I have worked in sales for many years. 1) stoicism is a must! Being told NO or FUCK OFF is part of the job. 2) Same goes for competitiveness. You have to want to win the Sell. 3) As for dominance and aggression, you need the latter to stand toe to toe with you boss or company to get the deal your CUSTOMER deserves.

So an entire semi-medical industry has written me (and many like me) off as bad, toxic, and possibly even harmful for women for just existing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

886 Over at Althouse, she's got the text of a statement from the kid in the middle of this shitstorm. Well worth a read.

Posted by: No One of Consequence

It is. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:54 AM (8ikIW)

887 Looking at the kid grinning at the protestor reminds me of the grin I get when confronted by some a-hole that wants to mention to me that I'm tall. I try to be polite, but some people don't know when to stop

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 06:56 AM (8ikIW)

888 Quel surprise on that the study finding that background checks before firearms purchases are pretty much a waste of time. Criminals don't buy their guns legally and, due to HIPA, mental health professionals are forbidden from reporting that their patients are fkn homicidal maniacs.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 21, 2019 06:58 AM (5Yee7)

889 888 Criminals don't buy their guns legally twice as many get guns at retail, 1.5% vs gun shows 0.8%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2019 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

890
Sometimes an asshole beating a drum is just an asshole. 'Former Vietnam veteran' status seems to be highly questionable.

Will our MSM fact-check that claim?

You already know the answer.

I don't know that being an actual Vietnam veteran gives someone a special right to beat a drum in a teenage boys face. The party of the KKK always finds assholes willing to carry their water.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 21, 2019 07:02 AM (jYje5)

891 The Paleface dare to mock my people?!? That does it. Initiate Operation Warpath. Arming semtex infused tomahawk. Commencing launch in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 21, 2019 07:04 AM (/qEW2)

892
I've shoveled snow off 10 miles of highway this morning. Man,, I feel great!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 21, 2019 07:05 AM (YVpNo)

893 While the guy was banging the drum, the kid should have started up the Hamms Beer song

From the land of sky blue waters (waters),
From the land of pines, lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's, the beer refreshing.

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

894 I've shoveled snow off 10 miles of highway this morning. Man,, I feel great!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Uphill both ways!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

895 Uphill both ways!
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

using only an old Planned Parenthood legal pad

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

896
Uphill both ways!
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

using only an old Planned Parenthood legal pad
Posted by: rhennigantx

You guys saw me!??! Excellent!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 21, 2019 07:11 AM (YVpNo)

897 You guys saw me!??! Excellent!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I noticed you do NOT skip leg day!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:12 AM (8ikIW)

898 If you follow the link to Althouse's place, the comments are pretty interesting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)

899
Ben Had,
Her Majesty is leaving the Friday before. I will be at home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2019 07:15 AM (LsBY9)

900
I noticed you do NOT skip leg day!!
Posted by: Bruce

Be honest. You think they're sexy.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 21, 2019 07:15 AM (YVpNo)

901
One thing I would say, if I was one of the teachers this young man describes as being close by, my presence would have been immediately apparent. No one would be intimidating one of my students.

Which is exactly what this was... an intimidation effort.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 21, 2019 07:16 AM (jYje5)

902 I noticed you do NOT skip leg day!!
Posted by: Bruce

Be honest. You think they're sexy.
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Damn straight. Those glutes are high and toight!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:17 AM (8ikIW)

903 Bruce

Did you mean to type: Those glutes are high and tonight!! ?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

904 Which is exactly what this was... an intimidation effort.
Posted by: Newest Nic

Invading his personnel space. It's not marked, but there is a line you should not cross

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

905 Nood. And morning chores for a day out of school.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 21, 2019 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

906 Did you mean to type: Those glutes are high and tonight!! ?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Ahh, no. Tight

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2019 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

907 There was a Cyberfrog Blood Honey Red Harvest Super Moon eclipse and I missed it? Why wasn't this information only posted on the ONT the night of the actual event? Now I'll probably never get to see one, and it was on my bucket list too. Thanks a lot, people.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2019 07:20 AM (/qEW2)

908 You people who live in cold climates have to realize snow and bitter cold is what happens when Global Warming happens. The atmosphere is warmed by the C02 to the point where snow and cold are just the prelude to what is coming. Soon you will be up to your neck in water! You are all pretty dumb not to know this, I am the expert in 100 year forecasts.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 21, 2019 07:20 AM (S6KhS)

909 Sometimes an asshole beating a drum is just an asshole. 'Former Vietnam veteran' status seems to be highly questionable.



Will our MSM fact-check that claim?



You already know the answer.



I don't know that being an actual Vietnam veteran gives someone a
special right to beat a drum in a teenage boys face. The party of the
KKK always finds assholes willing to carry their water.


Posted by: Newest Nic at January 21, 2019 07:02 AM

---

Fairly certain he is not a Vietnam Vet. He is most likely like dick "Sgt Rock" blumenthal, a Vietnam era Veteran. He is only 2 years older than I am and I enlisted the minute I turned 18 and missed the War by almost 4 years.


Granted he could have lied about his age to enlist.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 21, 2019 07:22 AM (JUOKG)

910 JJ up!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2019 07:22 AM (xujhj)

911 So someone allegedly said some racist thing to an Indian???

*gasp*

They should get Sarah Jeong or Al Sharpton to write an editorial denouncing him. Until then, my GAF meter remains firmly in the negative zone.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 21, 2019 07:26 AM (/qEW2)

912 the jerk on that caused the flight to turn back was....wait for it....a journalism student.
It would be so great somehow we could track the randon assholery of J-students. Hopefully that might inspire some youngsters into a more honest and honorable profession, like prostitution.

BTW, I notice that the coverage of those kids and that Indian guy did a 180 once the school noted that it was considering some MSM lawsuits.

Maybe prostitution is reaching a bit too high for J-students....

Posted by: vivi at January 21, 2019 07:29 AM (11H2y)

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