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Cuckshed vs. Cuck Cruise

Jim Swift accuses Seth Mandel of being sloppy with facts, despite being an editor of Cuckshed Weekly.

Seth Mandel accuses Jim Swift of being funded by a hard-left billionaire in a three year campaign against the GOP.

They're both right, of course.

So here's the Cuck Drama:

First, someone asked Seth Mandel why the Washington Examiner was publishing a story about prayer rugs being found on the border, given that the claim has only a single source, and a previous 2014 story about prayer rugs being present at migrant detention centers turned out to be false. (Non-Muslims really don't know what prayer rugs look like, usually.)

Seth Mandel replies that he had nothing to do with that story, because it was printed by the Washington Examiner newspaper, which he doesn't edit, not the Cuckshed Weekly magazine, which he does:




I don't like Soyboy Tintin but it seems like a pretty solid defense to say "I didn't edit that story, it was at a different publication" when you didn't edit that story, it was at a different publication.

But it's not a solid defense to not-missing-any-meals Jim Swift, who's making the bizarre claim that the cuck newspaper Washington Examiner is "Trumpy." Which is strange, because there were a bunch of anonymous leaks to CNN claiming, absurdly, that the cuck newspaper Washington Examiner was "Trumpy."

How many people share this obsessive delusion that the cuck Washington Examiner is Trumpy?

Surely not many.

Nevertheless, it remains a stone-cold mystery who that Obese Leaker was.



Again, I don't want to defend Seth Mandel, or the cuck Washington Examiner, but I must absolve them from the charge of possessing an abundance, or even an adequacy, of testosterone. They are cuck through-and-through. Only Byron York is a non-cuck, and maybe Salena Zito.

How Low-T do you have to be to accuse Seth Mandel of toxic masculinity?

Anyway, Seth Mandel notes, correctly, that Jim Swift is being paid by a leftwing billionaire to run political ops against the conservatives. I don't really want to include Seth Mandel in the term "conservatives," but it's generally true, apart from that:


Yup. There's not really a reply to that so Jim Swift waddled off to get another Budget Bucket of Roy Rogers Fried Chicken.



It all sounds emo and dramatic but I understand that Jim Swift tried to cheer Seth up later.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:12 PM




Comments

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1 Who's doing their wives/girlfriends?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

2 First?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 18, 2019 05:10 PM (GxK3T)

3 poo on poo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

4 Top Seventy seventh!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 18, 2019 05:11 PM (CPk08)

5 Slap fight!

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2019 05:12 PM (9m9TT)

6 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 05:12 PM (q177U)

7 Trumpy can do magical things!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 18, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

8 Who?
What?
When?
Where?
How?

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 18, 2019 05:12 PM (T71PA)

9 7 Trumpy can do magical things!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 18, 2019 05:12 PM (RD7QR)

He seems to be able to make idiots self-identify.

It's weird...some kind of...dark power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

10 These two are more hormonal than a teenage girl.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

11

Alternate poat title:

Two Cucks Enter, Two Cucks Leave

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:13 PM (vk99r)

12 Cuckfight!

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2019 05:14 PM (IDdVj)

13 Maybe Seth Mandel will come around. Go to the gym some, get swole, go out on a date

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 05:14 PM (ykYG2)

14 My wife's son and I love this kind of stuff! Makes time down at the nail salon just fly by..

Posted by: Steve Maggs at January 18, 2019 05:14 PM (5h/3t)

15 Trumpy?

From 'Pod People?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 05:14 PM (dcu2m)

16 journalism is dead

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2019 05:15 PM (d7Ww2)

17 Roy Rogers Mention!
Ill meet you at the Fixins Bar!

Posted by: Allen at January 18, 2019 05:15 PM (pLDlK)

18 Lord have mercy! *fans self*

Oh wait. Cuck. Never mind.

Posted by: Shep! at January 18, 2019 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

19 It's Trumpalicious.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:15 PM (QviAd)

20 I am completely lost.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2019 05:15 PM (xa6W5)

21 Reading the content because no clue what it all means

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (/rm4P)

22 Cuck vs. Cuck was my favorite bit in Mad Magazine.

Or was it folding the back cover to find the answer?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (sy5kK)

23 Perhaps this is some new ploy where cucks attempt to parlay their unpopularity into popularity for other cucks. Nah.

Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (h5Df3)

24 They're going to have to settle this like men: slap-fight. First one who cries loses.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (W+vEI)

25 The First Rule of Cuck Club is to get in the closet and not make a sound.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (3iQ1J)

26 1 Who's doing their wives/girlfriends?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)

The answer is, how they say, the obvious?

Posted by: Paolo at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

27 15 Trumpy?

From 'Pod People?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 05:14 PM (dcu2m)

*makes OK sign*
"It stinks"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8)

28 What kind of women are attracted to these type of men? They are so pansy and full of angst.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

29 Trumpy Bear!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (wKcYr)

30
This is like two baby goats fighting for supremacy at the local petting zoo.

Posted by: 13times at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (K3B2k)

31 25 The First Rule of Cuck Club is to get in the closet and not make a sound.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (3iQ1J)

This made me laugh.

Nice one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

32 Jim Swift smells of neck sweat and cheese.


What kind of accusation is 'Trumpy?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (dcu2m)

33 B and D cuckksexuals?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (f9AnO)

34 I was literally just thinking "Oh my I hope the Bulwark rebranding doesn't reduce the number of cruise ship jokes we get on the reg."

So thanks, it was a nice way to end the week.

Posted by: Neap Tide at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (wx6iv)

35 Not even 25 comments and loving the MST3K references

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (786Ro)

36 >>>The First Rule of Cuck Club is to get in the closet and not make a sound.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (3iQ1J)

In many ways this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (q177U)

37 Cuckshed sounds too manly because shed.

Maybe,

http://image.sportsmansguide.com/ad___s/l/2/202213_ts.jpg

but cuckpatiobox doesn't really work either.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 05:18 PM (FhXTo)

38 Trumpy?

-
New Spice Girl?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:18 PM (f9AnO)

39 Cuck challenges cuck: "Mine's smaller than yours!"

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:18 PM (786Ro)

40 8
Who?

What?

When?

Where?

How?


BUT WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2019 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

41 >>The First Rule of Cuck Club is to get in the closet and not make a sound.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM (3iQ1J)

>In many ways this is the story of Obama.


It's Comments like this that are the Last Straw -

I Am Leaving The Republican Party!

Posted by: Max Boot at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (3iQ1J)

42 Maybe they should wear uniforms with numbers so they can tell which clown works where. Works for the Little League (TM).

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (RuIsu)

43 OT - this is a PSA for ace. There are super sexy pics of Demi Rose on express.co.uk.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

44 Cuckcloset?

Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (h5Df3)

45 Cuck challenges cuck:
"Mine's smaller than yours!"
"Oh yeah? Well, The Paolo likes my wife better than your wife!"

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (786Ro)

46 CuckCredenza

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (3iQ1J)

47 If you're going to Roy Rogers for the chicken you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

48 Two Cucks Enter, Two Cucks Leave

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:13 PM (vk99r)

_____


LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2019 05:20 PM (IDdVj)

49 32 Jim Swift smells of neck sweat and cheese.


What kind of accusation is 'Trumpy?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (dcu2m)

I don't know.

Trumpy can do magic!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

50 Or, the Jim Swift Secial Edition

CuckLarder

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:20 PM (3iQ1J)

51 8
Who?

What?

When?

Where?

How?


40 BUT WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2019 05:18 PM



Who?
You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 18, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

52 They're going to have to settle this like men: slap-fight. First one who cries loses.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 05:16 PM


This is not who we are!

Posted by: Gillette at January 18, 2019 05:20 PM (DMUuz)

53 This is almost like Hipster Slapfight.
But, you know - Without all that Toxic Masculinity.


Cuckster Slapfight

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:21 PM (3iQ1J)

54 12
Cuckfight!

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2019 05:14 PM (IDdVj)

Cuckfights are illegal in 57 states.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at January 18, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)

55 Cuckshed sounds too manly because shed.

Cucksalon.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 05:21 PM (nR2Re)

56 What kind of accusation is 'Trumpy?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 05:17 PM (dcu2m)

Trumpy. truhm-pee. adjective, trump-i-er, trump-i-est.
1. Characterized by winning, winning on behalf of your people, and not tiring of winning, in hilarious, ruthless memelord fashion.
Antonym of cuckish.

Posted by: Neap Tide at January 18, 2019 05:21 PM (wx6iv)

57 Who?

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 18, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

Gillette.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:21 PM (t6MX/)

58 I'm happy that I don't have the faintest idea what either of these twits are arguing about.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (IfYaq)

59 @shannon_last

Related to Jonathan V.?

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (786Ro)

60 BUT WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

why is subjective. I don't give a crap about what some journalist thinks. I want facts.

who
what
where
when
and how

those are objective. I can determine WHY on my own.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (d7Ww2)

61 Let them fight!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (4e+hS)

62 I think Ace has more fun with the cuck theme than anything I have ever seen him sink his teeth into. Lmao.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (IcJtd)

63 I'm happy that I don't have the faintest idea what either of these twits are arguing about.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (IfYaq)


Glad it ain't just me.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (fi086)

64 59 @shannon_last

Related to Jonathan V.?
Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (786Ro)

She's his beard

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

65 >>I think Ace has more fun with the cuck theme than anything I have ever seen him sink his teeth into.


Well, except Weinergate.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:23 PM (3iQ1J)

66 CuckNest.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 05:23 PM (fi086)

67
I am completely lost.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Me too. But it's kinda like a Bum Fight -- it doesn't matter who wins because two bums.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:23 PM (vk99r)

68 Trumpy. truhm-pee. adjective, trump-i-er, trump-i-est.
1. Characterized by winning, winning on behalf of your people, and not tiring of winning, in hilarious, ruthless memelord fashion.
Antonym of cuckish.
2. Characterized by coloring outside the lines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:24 PM (f9AnO)

69
cuckloft

cuckmanor

cuckcoop

Posted by: 13times at January 18, 2019 05:24 PM (K3B2k)

70 Progressive history timeline:

1. big bang
2. people of color invent everything
3. white people colonize
4. civil war
4. hitler
5. harry potter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 05:24 PM (DMUuz)

71 Ace should have a cuck quote/tweet of the day.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2019 05:24 PM (4e+hS)

72 Cuckvilla
Cuckfarm

Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 05:24 PM (h5Df3)

73 One threatens to sleep with the other's wife's boyfriend. It's all so confusing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:25 PM (QviAd)

74 CuckWardrobe

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:25 PM (3iQ1J)

75

Nothing worse than two cucks trying to outcuck each other.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:25 PM (vk99r)

76 65 >>I think Ace has more fun with the cuck theme than anything I have ever seen him sink his teeth into.


Well, except Weinergate.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:23 PM (3iQ1J)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 05:25 PM (h5Df3)

77 This is like the Iran-Iraq war but gayer and with more anti-americanism.

Posted by: dagny at January 18, 2019 05:25 PM (nRWPy)

78 >Well, except Weinergate.
Posted by: garrett at January 18



Agreed, but it's a matter of scope and scale. Weinergate was a blip in time relative to the cuck Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:26 PM (IcJtd)

79 cuck-a doodle-do

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2019 05:26 PM (pNW4Y)

80 Cuckzeebo

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 05:26 PM (oMBPj)

81

@JohnKingCNN just raised the question whether @SecondLady should be denied Secret Service protection, and even government housing, simply for being a Christian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 05:26 PM (aKsyK)

82 Trumpy is the eighth dwarf that steadily bangs Snow White.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:26 PM (QviAd)

83 Cuckshack, baby cuckshack.


Cuckshack, baby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:27 PM (t6MX/)

84 They're going to have to settle this like men: slap-fight. First one who cries loses.
Posted by: Lizzy


We're talking Mandel and Swift here. They started sniffling when they first read your comment

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 05:27 PM (ykYG2)

85 Didn't see your name on the NoVAMoMe list Garrett........

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:27 PM (IcJtd)

86 How much wood can a woodcuck cuck when a woodcuck cucks wood?

Posted by: Philosomoron at January 18, 2019 05:27 PM (DMUuz)

87 This is on par with Obama gettin' all sporty and warning, "Don't call my bluff!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 05:27 PM (W+vEI)

88 "Roy Rogers Fried Chicken"

Nope, Roy Rogers Roast Beef. Popeye had the fried chicken.

BTW, Roy Rogers Roast Beef is yet another fine restaurant destroyed by Hardees.

Posted by: OCBill at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (df+Zi)

89 >>Cuckzeebo


Nice. For when you want to cuck in the yard but are too shy to use the Cuckarbor.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (3iQ1J)

90 I'm happy that I don't have the faintest idea what either of these twits are arguing about.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (IfYaq)

Glad it ain't just me.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 05:22 PM (fi086)

----------------

Apparently the dude who was called out on editing a slightly pro Trump story, but in reality didn't, was told that the fact that he didn't was a "distinction without a difference" because he worked at a publication with a similar name. Or something.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (ffYR/)

91 Bang bang bang on my wife baby.

Cuck a little louder sugar!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (oMBPj)

92 Ooooh wheee, baby! Won't you let me take you on a...cuck cruise!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (Tyii7)

93 Speaking of Harry Potter, my kid's school outfitted them in school color(s) striped scarves today for the March for Life. The pics look like Griffendor was well represented.

Posted by: dagny at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (nRWPy)

94 Cuckshack, baby cuckshack.


Cuckshack, baby.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:27 PM (t6MX/)

Quim Roof ..... suckage

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:29 PM (QviAd)

95 2. Characterized by coloring outside the lines.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:24 PM (f9AnO)

"Lines?" You mean cuck curves? You pay attention to those and you'll end up in a cubicuckle workin' for your woman's man.

Posted by: Neap Tide at January 18, 2019 05:29 PM (wx6iv)

96 >>This is on par with Obama gettin' all sporty and warning, "Don't call my bluff!"


Adding: . . .but *not* quite as manly as his "just muscular enough to not be mocked" action in Syria.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 05:29 PM (W+vEI)

97 Well, NoVa is almost as far away from me as Hawaii...so, I won't be dropping by on my way through.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:30 PM (3iQ1J)

98 Catamite vs. Rent Boy.

Who will win, who will lose,
Everyone sings the blues.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2019 05:30 PM (Z+IKu)

99 Roy Rogers Fried Chicken"

Nope, Roy Rogers Roast Beef. Popeye had the fried chicken.

BTW, Roy Rogers Roast Beef is yet another fine restaurant destroyed by Hardees.
Posted by: OCBill at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (df+Zi)

Kenny Rogers fried chicken

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:30 PM (QviAd)

100 93 Speaking of Harry Potter, my kid's school outfitted them in school color(s) striped scarves today for the March for Life. The pics look like Griffendor was well represented.

Posted by: dagny at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (nRWPy)

What kid wants to evil, a nerd, or forgettably useless?

Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 05:30 PM (h5Df3)

101 Roy Rogers had/has fried chicken too. The closest fast food to my high school was Roys, I know every menu item. Had cole slaw too and biscuits.

Posted by: dagny at January 18, 2019 05:31 PM (nRWPy)

102 Too bad. The bride and I are going this year. And it ain't across the street.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:31 PM (IcJtd)

103 Adding: . . .but *not* quite as manly as his "just muscular enough to not be mocked" action in Syria.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 05:29 PM (W+vEI)

Laying down the red lines like a Gillette pansy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

104
Two cucks get into a fight over who's more of a cuck.

Weekly Standard Cuck says, "I let a man sex my wife!"

Washington Examiner Cuck says, "Oh yeah? That's nothing, I let several men sex my wife every day!"

Weekly Standard Cuck, not to be outcucked, says, "Big deal. While I let lots of men sex my wife I stick my finger in their bums!"

Washington Examiner Cuck conceded, "Okay, you win."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:31 PM (vk99r)

105
Eveybody was cuck slap fighting

Those cucks were as fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 05:32 PM (TAmPV)

106 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:31 PM (vk99r)

What are you English?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:32 PM (QviAd)

107 Hmmm, makes me wonder if there is a Liberal billionaire paying Drudge or Allahpundit.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 05:33 PM (hECVl)

108 Cucky Bang Bang Cucky Cucky Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Cucky Bang Bang,
Cucky Cucky Bang Bang
We love you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:33 PM (f9AnO)

109 I don't know who these people are.

Should I be disturbed by this?

Should I be disturbed that I'm not disturbed by this?

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at January 18, 2019 05:33 PM (YGVJL)

110 Shannon kin to Jonathan V?

Posted by: Golfman at January 18, 2019 05:34 PM (GL/05)

111 Trumpalyptic!

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:34 PM (786Ro)

112 Unless one of these dudes yanked a plane out from under Nancy, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 18, 2019 05:34 PM (zmIJL)

113 107 Hmmm, makes me wonder if there is a Liberal billionaire paying Drudge or Allahpundit.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 05:33 PM (hECVl)

You wonder about that?

Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 05:34 PM (h5Df3)

114 Should I be disturbed that I'm not disturbed by this?
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at January 18, 2019 05:33 PM (YGVJL)

Ummmmmmmmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2019 05:34 PM (Z+IKu)

115 40 8
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
How?

BUT WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?


third base?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 05:34 PM (sGtp+)

116 There was Little Jimmy Swift and Little Seth Mandel. They said "Here come the big boyz! Let's get it on!!!".

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at January 18, 2019 05:35 PM (Tyii7)

117 Trumpercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:35 PM (786Ro)

118 Float like a butterfly, sting like a cuck.

Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2019 05:35 PM (9m9TT)

119 A group of apes is called a "shrewdness".

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2019 05:36 PM (4e+hS)

120 The comments slow down drastically at around 5:00pm Eastern. The employed Horde commenters must be significant.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:36 PM (QviAd)

121 Should I be disturbed that I'm not disturbed by this?
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen
----------

More to the point, should I be disturbed that I'm not disturbed that you're not disturbed?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:36 PM (4bd7D)

122

Jimmy cucked corn and I don't care...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:37 PM (vk99r)

123 Speaking of Harry Potter, my kid's school outfitted them in school color(s) striped scarves today for the March for Life. The pics look like Griffendor was well represented.
Posted by: dagny at January 18, 2019 05:28 PM (nRWPy)
*****************
Must be a great school if they are participating in the March for Life event.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 05:37 PM (hECVl)

124
Jim Swift: Seth and Trump sitting in a tree...
Seth Mandel: Nuh-uh! You take that back!

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 05:37 PM (786Ro)

125 Kenny Rogers fried chicken

....

Wait. I thought it was Kenny Rogers' Roasters?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 05:38 PM (oMBPj)

126 We don't need to find prayer rugs to know that radicalized muzzies are sneaking across our southern border. Bangladesh is a hotbed of islamic radicalism, and there have been hundreds of Bangladeshi muslim men caught illegally crossing just one sector (Laredo) of the southern border in last year or so. There have also been many Pakistani, Yemeni, Iraqi and other muzzies caught illegally crossing the southern border recently.

So who cares if they dropped their prayer rugs or not? They're coming in, by the hundreds if not thousands, while our f*cking corrupt government does nothing to stop it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 18, 2019 05:38 PM (fqUgw)

127 Jimmy cucked corn and I don't care...

++++

Apathetic bastard

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 05:38 PM (z2W2E)

128
Frank Sinatra's "Cuck Be A Lady Tonight" will be the theme song on the cuck cruise.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:38 PM (vk99r)

129 I struggle to care about either of these shits.

Back to making dinner. Beef Stroganoff because... RUSSIA!!!!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2019 05:38 PM (3H9h1)

130 A group of cucks is called a cluster?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2019 05:38 PM (4e+hS)

131 A chatter of cucks, also good.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2019 05:39 PM (4e+hS)

132 Everyone considered him the Cuckold of the County....

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (oMBPj)

133 Gabby Hayes chicken feet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

134 You got to know when to take out
Know when to eat in
Know when to order ahead
Know when we're closed

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (z2W2E)

135 Ok, but did they finally settle the hot-dog-is-not-a-sandwich debate or not?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (ZejZP)

136 This battle was so fierce that each side agreed to a temporary truce, so they could repair the damage to their nail polish.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (Z4rgH)

137 125 Kenny Rogers fried chicken
....
Wait. I thought it was Kenny Rogers' Roasters?


it was. there used to be one in st. george, utah for a while. the one time mrs. chronda and i went there, they were (*gasp*) out of chicken.

didn't last long after that.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (sGtp+)

138 20 The comments slow down drastically at around 5:00pm Eastern. The employed Horde commenters must be significant.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019

I've often wondered the impact of the HQ to the GDP.

Posted by: Golfman at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (GL/05)

139 A group of cucks is called a cluster?
Posted by: Dr Spank
----------

A group of Democrats = 'nest'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (4bd7D)

140 Trumpy is the eighth dwarf that steadily bangs Snow White.

Schlongey

Posted by: Jp at January 18, 2019 05:41 PM (WPm0N)

141 >I've often wondered the impact of the HQ to the GDP.
Posted by: Golfman at January 18,


More than the gov shutdown.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:41 PM (IcJtd)

142 Chris Farley was one funny guy. Fucked and manic but funny.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 05:41 PM (0OmEj)

143 I don't get a chance to read all the daily threads, but from the posts, it seems like Ace's "snizz a day" commitment has been pretty well discarded, then, huh? Cast aside like yesterday's snizz.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)

144 Just think, a little before this time yesterday Pelosi thought she'd be dining it up with some EU bigwig right now.

Hahahahahahaaha

Posted by: MAGA at January 18, 2019 05:42 PM (BZmx9)

145
I've often wondered the impact of the HQ to the GDP.
Posted by: Golfman
--------

Nervous energy futures climb with each new thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:42 PM (KoKdw)

146 Sounds like Seth won. And there on the floor with his asshole tore lay pore ol' cornholed Jim.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 18, 2019 05:42 PM (VaN/j)

147 Both of these clown are simpering idiots, whose breath smells of semen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2019 05:42 PM (cqNba)

148 Seth: Cuck you!
Swift: Cuck me? Cuck you!
Seth: Is that what you are cucking telling me?
Swift: Yeah, that's what I'm cucking telling you!
Seth: Ok

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2019 05:43 PM (32YRo)

149 A group of Democrats = 'nest'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (4bd7D)


The collective noun for Democrats is "legion".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 05:43 PM (t+qrx)

150 This is all cucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

151 A group of Democrats = 'nest'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (4bd7D)


Sure it's not "coven" or "cell"?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 18, 2019 05:43 PM (VaN/j)

152 Ok, but did they finally settle the hot-dog-is-not-a-sandwich debate or not?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM


Heck, we can't even settle if ketchup is an allowed condiment on hot dogs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 05:43 PM (DMUuz)

153 It feels like the lefty cuckshead media, as distinct from the hard left MSM, just can't get anything right. They're desperate for money so they just say shit, hoping a twitter war breaks out and their funder notices they started a twitter war.

That's where these guys are, hoping Omidyar notices their twitter warriorhood.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (Z216Q)

154 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

155 144 Just think, a little before this time yesterday Pelosi thought she'd be dining it up with some EU bigwig right now

I read she was bringing her kids and grandkids... Don't know if is true

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

156 So who cares if they dropped their prayer rugs or not? They're coming in, by the hundreds if not thousands, while our f*cking corrupt government does nothing to stop it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at

Fuck the rugs. MS-13 ain't buying no rugs. Tats yes.

Posted by: Golfman at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (GL/05)

157 Hogmartin, I shipped your name badge to bluebell today. It has a minor augmentation that you will enjoy.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (IcJtd)

158 A group of Democrats = 'nest'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (4bd7D)

The collective noun for Democrats is "legion".
Posted by: hogmartin
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We read like a concordance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:45 PM (KoKdw)

159 collective noun for NPCs is a clacque.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 05:45 PM (z2W2E)

160 154 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

If your serious my husband had that while back.. It was a detached retina

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

161 You have to bite into the Belgian chocolate to find out what's in it.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 05:45 PM (zmIJL)

162 154 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK


Sounds like migraine. My father used to get that without the pain. My brother and I were not so lucky.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 18, 2019 05:46 PM (VaN/j)

163 Hogmartin, I shipped your name badge to bluebell today. It has a minor augmentation that you will enjoy.
Posted by: Muad'dib
----------

This is some kind of insiders code, isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:46 PM (KoKdw)

164
I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

End is nigh?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 05:46 PM (vk99r)

165 The collective noun for Democrats is "legion".
Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 05:43 PM (t+qrx)Mm

Good one.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:46 PM (QviAd)

166 Movie Theater For Dogs Opens...

https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/01/17/theater-for-dogs-plano/

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:46 PM (f9AnO)

167 5pm is my usual supper time, and still not sure what this thread is about or who these cucks are.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2019 05:46 PM (/rm4P)

168 Not at all Mike. Come to the NoVAMoMe and all will be revealed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:47 PM (IcJtd)

169 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.


Hot iron.

Seriously get to a Dr.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 05:47 PM (0OmEj)

170 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM


Count the number of seconds until you hear the thunder, divide by 3, and you'll have the number of miles to the lightning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 05:47 PM (DMUuz)

171 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

If your serious my husband had that while back.. It was a detached retina
Posted by: It's me donna
------

The migraine is a possibility, but if you've never had them before, then somewhat unlikely.

The detached retina thing, not to overreact, merits a trip to the ER.*


*NOT a Doc, just a Moron with an opinion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:48 PM (U7Mh9)

172 Is anyone buying Pelosi's line that "we were going to do our trip on commercial flights but Trump blew the security by mentioning Afghanistan?" Is there even commercial air service to Afghanistan? But why would the troops want to meet with the house speaker anyway? She is not their CiC. Pretty sure all they want from the House is "don't give away any secrets that you accessed being on the intel committee and get us killed and don't hold our salaries hostage to fund some program for subsidies to your green(back) energy donors.

Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (eASYU)

173 Through the dust and the smoke of this cuck-made hell
Walked a blubber of a man that the bloggers knew well
Tweeted a faggy twitter, gave out loud a groan
And like a giant cuck he just stood there alone, big Jim

Big Jim, Big Jim
Big Jim, Big Fat Jim

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (oMBPj)

174 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM

Might just be 'seeing stars' . Happens sometimes without getting knocked out.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (QviAd)

175 154
I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.



Can't figure out where it's coming from.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK

Mine last about ten minutes. My cardiologist checked with a neurologist and they both seem to think they are migraines. Not enough blood flow to my optic nerves, or so it sounds. You should talk to your doctor and get a referral.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (gEvQ8)

176 Not at all Mike. Come to the NoVAMoMe and all will be revealed.
Posted by: Muad'dib
--------

Shorely would like to, but just not doable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (U7Mh9)

177 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.

-
Could be a detaching retina. Get thee to an ophthalmologist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (f9AnO)

178 Jimmy cucked corn and I don't care...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


Neither do I ... but i ain't eating T-giving Dinner at Jimmy's house for a very long time ...

Posted by: Adriane the Fashion Critic ... at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (LPnfS)

179 Later y'all. Off to that Friday WI tradition: fish fry!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (IcJtd)

180 174 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM

Might just be 'seeing stars' . Happens sometimes without getting knocked out.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (QviAd)

Maybe? It's a very bright, small sort of 'slice' of light.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

181 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Seriously. See someone asap. I had a serious injury about 10 years ago, and a couple of days later began seeing white flashes out of the corner of my right eye. I had shattered the orbit of my eye in two places.

My eye doc left his dinner table and met me at his office to see if my retina was torn. It wasn't, thank goodness.


You do not mess around with that.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

182 just think, a little before this time yesterday Pelosi thought she'd be dining it up with some EU bigwig right now.

Hahahahahahaaha
Posted by: MAGA at January 18, 2019 05:42


*********

In the Brussels old town square about half way down is an alley. Off that alley is an even smaller alley that leads to an epic little beer bar called Toons. It's role supporting the underground during WWII is well known. Their beer is awesome.
I can imagine the entire Dems entourage is in tears for missing happy hour.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (0tfLf)

183 I believe it's a "whore of Democrats".

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (4e+hS)

184 Mine last about ten minutes. My cardiologist checked with a neurologist and they both seem to think they are migraines. Not enough blood flow to my optic nerves, or so it sounds. You should talk to your doctor and get a referral.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (gEvQ

Thanks. These are brief. I'll call about an appointment.

It's really new and weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

185 Through the dust and the smoke of this cuck-made hell
Walked a blubber of a man that the bloggers knew well
Tweeted a faggy twitter, gave out loud a groan
And like a giant cuck he just stood there alone, big Jim

Big Jim, Big Jim
Big Jim, Big Fat Jim
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-----

Geeze, last night it was 'Big Iron', now, 'Big John'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (U7Mh9)

186
Maybe? It's a very bright, small sort of 'slice' of light.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK


Does it appear to float?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)

187 collective noun for NPCs is a clacque.
Posted by: Total Control Racist


'cloaca'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (ZejZP)

188 Hogmartin, I shipped your name badge to bluebell today. It has a minor augmentation that you will enjoy.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (IcJtd)


Aw, neat, thanks! Can't wait to see it. Badges! If only there were a timeworn quip about them, and about the necessity for them. Oh well.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM (t+qrx)

189
Maybe? It's a very bright, small sort of 'slice' of light.

Does sound like the beginnings of a detached retina my husband had... Fix is easy if you take care of it before it fully detaches... If that is what you have

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

190 You do not mess around with that.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

Uff da. Thanks Jane, I'm calling now.

My eyes are my life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

191 Major trump announcement tomorrow

Posted by: Ha at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM (MAstk)

192 163 Hogmartin, I shipped your name badge to bluebell today. It has a minor augmentation that you will enjoy.
Posted by: Muad'dib
----------

This is some kind of insiders code, isn't it?


*checks code book* "minor augmentation" maps to "sensible codpiece".

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM (sGtp+)

193 >>You do not mess around with that.


Everybody do The Mess Around!

Posted by: Ray Charles at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (3iQ1J)

194 186
Maybe? It's a very bright, small sort of 'slice' of light.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:50 PM (bcbK


Does it appear to float?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)

Not sure yet. Maybe? It's bright as sunlight but a narrow little slice. Donna and Jane got me moving to make an appointment at eye dr.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

195 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK

Might be the precursor to a migraine.

My advice would be to drink some coffee, close your eyes and take your mind off it. Once it goes away, set up a Doctor's appointment.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (0RhVK)

196 I'm just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.

*******

Sun breaks in Seattle?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (0tfLf)

197 Neither do I ... but i ain't eating T-giving Dinner at Jimmy's house for a very long time ...
Posted by: Adriane the Fashion Critic
------
As an aside, just counted 22 turkeys in the yard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (HTHlp)

198 My eyes are my life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Wouldn't hurt to be seen by a doctor.. If it just started and persists a trip to the ER is a good idea... Of course I'm no doctor

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (O2RFr)

199 >>I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

>Can't figure out where it's coming from.



Do you smell Toast?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:54 PM (3iQ1J)

200 180 Maybe? It's a very bright, small sort of 'slice' of light.

hmm. for me, migraines are more like "dancing triangles".

Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 05:54 PM (sGtp+)

201 Uff da. Thanks Jane, I'm calling now.



My eyes are my life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM (bcbK


I meant to say detached retina. Mine wasn't thank goodness, but after the white flashes subsided, I had floaters behind that eye for years. They've finally gone away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

202
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
7m
I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse
.

Posted by: Ha at January 18, 2019 05:54 PM (MAstk)

203 cloaca

+++

Mmmmmeh

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 05:55 PM (z2W2E)

204 199 >>I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

>Can't figure out where it's coming from.



Do you smell Toast?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 05:54 PM (3iQ1J)

No, my co-worker is eating an apple though, all fat and sassy like he doesn't care.

I'm on for a 4pm eye exam tomorrow. So that's something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

205 I'm on for a 4pm eye exam tomorrow. So that's something.

Wise idea

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

206 I've got this thing going on with my eyes where I see a curvy chic, usually between 30 and 45, and I want to enter into a relationship that ends badly and costs me money.

Should I see a doctor ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (fi086)

207 I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse
.

So maybe he's gonna use his executive order?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

208 Nancy - There was a security breach stopping our well know itinerary to Brussels and Egypt ( and that little stop in Paris) but President Trump let that out so now we will fly commercial to all the same destinations and no one can stop us.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (/rm4P)

209 198 My eyes are my life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Wouldn't hurt to be seen by a doctor.. If it just started and persists a trip to the ER is a good idea... Of course I'm no doctor
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (O2RFr)

They just appear and vanish. No pain but they're very bright, narrow little 'cuts'.

Oy...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (bcbK8)

210 Who's doing their wives/girlfriends?

**********************

That was my first question.

Interestingly enough, that was my second question too.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (+dsLj)

211 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Posted by: Dr Vinny BooBatz at January 18, 2019 05:57 PM (FhXTo)

212 Who of you two is on clean-up? She's full.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 18, 2019 05:57 PM (ty7RM)

213 Major trump announcement tomorrow

RBG's memorial service to be followed this summer by her retirement.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 05:57 PM (nR2Re)

214 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM

Might just be 'seeing stars' . Happens sometimes without getting knocked out.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:49 PM (QviAd)


Depending on ho close you are to 29-

the vitreous fluid in your eye shrinks as you get older and eventually pulls away from your retina, which can cause those flashes.

Also it sometimes causes tears in your retina,

so-o-o-o-o-o you might want to see an ophthalmologist to check that out.


Also, though some people get "migraines" that are just bright flashes of light without the headache.

Choose your poison.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2019 05:57 PM (9X624)

215 136
This battle was so fierce that each side agreed to a temporary truce, so they could repair the damage to their nail polish.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 05:40 PM (Z4rgH)

They both were so cucksure, they decided to settle their differences in an epic emote off.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (t6MX/)

216 Think I'll call it a day a little early.

Take it easy you magnificent bastards/princesses

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

217 I've just started seeing weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 05:44 PM (bcbK

Might be the precursor to a migraine.

My advice would be to drink some coffee, close your eyes and take your mind off it. Once it goes away, set up a Doctor's appointment.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 18, 2019 05:53 PM (0RhVK)

A Motrin might help once the headache sets in.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (tVQUs)

218
Should I see a doctor ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker
-----------

Lawyer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (HTHlp)

219 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

7m
I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse
.
Posted by: Ha at January 18, 2019 05:54 PM (MAstk)

--------------------

Please, oh please, let this be the declaration of a National Emergency on the border. Time to start that party.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (ffYR/)

220 216 Think I'll call it a day a little early.


Take it easy you magnificent bastards/princesses

Lets us know how the eye thing comes out

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

221 will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse
.

So maybe he's gonna use his executive order?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)
**********************
I hope he's not caving.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 05:59 PM (hECVl)

222 My eyes are my life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I'd look up "detached retina". Apparently it can just happen to many of us around age 60. A friend had it. I don't remember the treatment, I think it was just keep the eyes closed for a while, but he's fine now.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 05:59 PM (nR2Re)

223 Hey everybody. Enjoying a nice Germanic lunch today... corn dog and a kraut dog from Wienerschnitzel.

(Whaddaya mean, 'not authentic'?!?)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 06:00 PM (miE9U)

224 Should I see a doctor ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker

-----------



Lawyer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (HTHlp)

Electrician.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)

225 Is President Trump about to drop the ban hammer on Nancy and her illegalos........

Things that make you go mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2019 06:00 PM (Z+IKu)

226 I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the @WhiteHouse

*****************

Tomorrow marks 29 days of the shutdown. Just a couple more days and Trump can RIF like a mofo.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:00 PM (+dsLj)

227 Should I see a doctor ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker

++++

Oo ee. Oo. Ah-ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

That'll be 300.00

Posted by: The Witch doctor at January 18, 2019 06:01 PM (z2W2E)

228 Maybe some ergot got into all that Soros soy they've been swallowing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 18, 2019 06:01 PM (eHOVP)

229 will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis

Pelosi not getting chauffered first-class around the world is the Humanitarian Crisis. She's agreed to $20 billion for the Wall if she can have her luggage back.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 06:01 PM (nR2Re)

230 218
Should I see a doctor ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker
-----------

Lawyer
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (HTHlp

***********

See if she has a friend first.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (0tfLf)

231 I just started seeing my wife's boyfriend lounging in my pajamas.

Should I see an attorney?

Posted by: Capt'n Cuck at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (3H9h1)

232 Mark Steyn filling in for Rush had a idea, President Trump should have let Pelosi and company leave the country then pull the flights.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (/rm4P)

233
Some of my oldest and most loyal friends are floaters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (U7Mh9)

234
Someone mentioned in the JJ thread this morning that prayer rugs are lightweight and perfect to toss across barbed wire fencing to get across without getting your body parts shredded. Discard later when it gets hot in the desert. No particular religious affiliation.

Somewhat plausible. The Venn diagram of islamists and people who wish to not have body parts shredded by barbed wire might have some overlap.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (jYje5)

235

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "Petty and irresponsible." That's how Indiana's Democrat Congressman Andre Carson describes President Trump's decision to cancel a military flight that would have taken a House delegation to Afghanistan to visit U.S. troops.

Carson said Trump put American lives in danger for making the trip public, saying it shows his lack of knowledge on the countries national security practices. The move came after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi proposed canceling the president's State of the Union due to a "lack of security" because of the partial government shutdown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (aKsyK)

236 Also, though some people get "migraines" that are just bright flashes of light without the headache.
============================
Those typically manifest as "auras", they start as a tiny roiling bunch of light in the center of my vision, these grow until all I can see is in my peripheral vision. Then comes waves of nausea, followed by hours of skull splitting headache.
Fun!

Posted by: The Paolo at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (ty7RM)

237 Hello Horde.

Yes, this is me in the prayer chain.

I am writing to ask for your help. To be clear, I have asked for and received help already. I wanted all to know that. Circumstances are such that I find myself needing ask another time.

-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated. Please pray that he gets a job.

https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment

The campaign tells the story, but this is my situation:

I am partially handicapped, with limited mobility and only 25% use of my strong right arm. Up until June, I was still able to drive for Uber, and did so for over a year. I was deactivated as a driver at that time.

My only family is a brother who I was helping financially while working. My "friends", I found, consisted of those from a marriage of 17 years which ended three years ago. I have been turned down for welfare benefits because, as reported, I made too much money this last year to qualify. I applied for SSDI, and am awaiting their first denial, as I'm told this is their standard practice.

While working, I had built up a small reserve of money, one that was used up recently to pay an oral surgeon to treat a badly abscessed tooth.

I have been everywhere in applying for jobs, and in the past 6 months have only gotten 3 days of good freelance work, and 5 days of temp work. I will find something, as failure is not an option. In the meantime, I am looking at homelessness very soon. This is the reason for my request. Anything you could do would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for listening, and I have put my email in my nic if anyone would like to contact me off of the board. I will post this once only per thread for today and tomorrow. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (ffYR/)

238 Trouble seein'? Pick two!

Posted by: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard at January 18, 2019 06:03 PM (Tyii7)

239 Bull sock off.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 18, 2019 06:03 PM (ty7RM)

240 Just a couple more days and Trump can RIF like a mofo.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:00 PM (+dsLj)

I have heard a lot of conflicting opinions about that...mostly ignorant and uninformed...
It would be cool to get some actual facts to back that up, one way or another.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2019 06:03 PM (wYseH)

241 Gillette marketing, 2011 edition:

https://bit.ly/2AV0lgH

Now that's the sort of advertising I can get behind, IFYKWIM

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM (786Ro)

242 Had Opti-rectal surgery last month to remove my shitty outlook on life. Worth every penny!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM (xm5UF)

243 This is some kind of insiders code, isn't it?

=====

*checks code book*

"minor augmentation" maps to "sensible codpiece".
Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 05:52 PM


This is why it's important to keep your code book up-to-date.

If you'd used last month's code book, it would have mapped to "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM (DMUuz)

244 Doctor doctor something something

Posted by: Its just me at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM (F2Gk+)

245 Cohen's gonna b a no show

Posted by: Majolica at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM (L/iaS)

246 Pod People was the first MST3K I ever saw, probably in '91 or so. The stop action animation scene and the subsequent mockery made me laugh so hard, I nearly puked.

Posted by: Chris M at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM (+DzLs)

247 weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.

Can't figure out where it's coming from.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at J




google scintillating scotomas, go to wikipedia, if you see what they show it is likely a migraine thing.


or the eggs are hatching

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:05 PM (MTjB1)

248 Wonder what the announcement tomorrow is about; doubt he is caving after staking out this position and digging in.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

249 240
Just a couple more days and Trump can RIF like a mofo.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:00 PM (+dsLj)

I have heard a lot of conflicting opinions about that...mostly ignorant and uninformed...
It would be cool to get some actual facts to back that up, one way or another.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2019 06:03 PM (wYseH)

Posted a link yesterday that OPM says no RIF from this shutdown.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5ups3s

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (t6MX/)

250 Funny how there were no Republicans involved with this House delegation fact finding visit the troops thingy.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (jGvbj)

251 Cohen's gonna b a no show
Posted by: Majolica at January 18, 2019 06:04 PM



Is that a prediction or news?

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (786Ro)

252 I'd look up "detached retina". Apparently it can just happen to many of us around age 60. A friend had it. I don't remember the treatment, I think it was just keep the eyes closed for a while, but he's fine now.

Husband had it... Laser surgery to re-attach...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (O2RFr)

253 Orange Man don't cave.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (0tfLf)

254 If you'd used last month's code book, it would have mapped to "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
Posted by: Duncanthrax
-------

*checks date*
Crap. That would explain mine, 'Objective: Wake Island'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 06:07 PM (U7Mh9)

255 Lawyer
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 05:58 PM (HTHlp)


Heh. No shit.

I won't do that shit, though. I could. And it's nice to know I could. Too much harm done though. It would be selfish. Justified - but selfish.

This buttercup will suck it up. It ain't all about me.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 06:07 PM (fi086)

256 Wonder what the announcement tomorrow is about; doubt he is caving after staking out this position and digging in.
========================
I have no idea, but I guarantee there are 12 Hawaiian judges standing by.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 18, 2019 06:07 PM (ty7RM)

257 Calm Mentor, sorry to hear.
Also I can kind of help. Apologies as I don't have any cash to send you at the moment, but... can you work from home? Can you type?

I can refer you to two online typing services I know of, that I've worked for, and I can personally vouch that they're real, reliable, and will pay you for your work.

Anyway, please let me know if this is something you'd be interested in. If you're a good typist, you can make $8 or more an hour.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (miE9U)

258 I have heard a lot of conflicting opinions about that...mostly ignorant and uninformed...
It would be cool to get some actual facts to back that up, one way or another.

******************

yeah thats because technically you cant get RIFed under an emergency furlough, which is what this is, BUT...

Once the 30 days pass a reorganization plan can be presented in which case an emergency furlough becomes an administrative furlough, so as long as these plans are furnished, the legal nature of the furlough can change and RIF becomes a reality.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (+dsLj)

259 CNN's John King actually asked a guest if the Pences should have their secret service protection pulled because Karen Pence is teaching art at a private Christian school.

CNN can DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

260 Ancient Astronaut Theorists say YES!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (NjJUT)

261 I can't follow all this insider shit, Ace... I don't read these people and can't keep it straight who is a real conservative or just plays one on TV..
But I do love this and will steal it: not-missing-any-meals Jim Swift

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2019 06:09 PM (438dO)

262 Cuckstrap? Like a jock strap without the jock.

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at January 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Ai1hj)

263 That does it--I quit the Republican Party!

Posted by: Max "Groundhog" Boot, Professional Quitter at January 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Ndje9)

264 I saw Scintillating Scotomas open for Blinding Flash of Light, Charlotte, 1969.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 06:10 PM (U7Mh9)

265 Once the 30 days pass a reorganization plan can be
presented in which case an emergency furlough becomes an administrative
furlough, so as long as these plans are furnished, the legal nature of
the furlough can change and RIF becomes a reality.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (+dsLj)

And currently, 95% EPA is furloughed. Oh please, oh please, oh please.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:10 PM (t6MX/)

266 >>>One threatens to sleep with the other's wife's boyfriend. It's all so confusing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 05:25 PM (QviAd)
------------------------

More than two sexes it's no longer binary.

Posted by: Billy Bare at January 18, 2019 06:10 PM (ePWRo)

267 Orange Man don't cave.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (0tfLf)

Charlie don't surf.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at January 18, 2019 06:10 PM (wYseH)

268 231 I just started seeing my wife's boyfriend lounging in my pajamas.

Should I see an attorney?
Posted by: Capt'n Cuck at January 18, 2019 06:02 PM (3H9h1)

I shot a cuck once in my pajamas!

What he was doin in my pajamas? only the wife knows...

So I shot her too!

Posted by: Groucho, who was a Marx, not a Cuck at January 18, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN)

269 So...is there a Roy Rogers Chicken and a Kenny Rogers Chicken?

Also obese leakers are gross.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:11 PM (NLLmE)

270 yeah thats because technically you cant get RIFed under an emergency furlough, which is what this is, BUT...

Once the 30 days pass a reorganization plan can be presented in which case an emergency furlough becomes an administrative furlough, so as long as these plans are furnished, the legal nature of the furlough can change and RIF becomes a reality.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


This isn't an emergency furlough. Emergency furlough/shutdown was 9/11, 9/12, etc.

This shutdown was known the second Trump signed the last continuing resolution.



Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 06:11 PM (tHAoL)

271 American now not only reads at an eighth-grade level, it [i[behaves at an eighth-grade level. The Internet is the new junior high hallway.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2019 06:11 PM (c+2jX)

272 Once the 30 days pass a reorganization plan can be
presented in which case an emergency furlough becomes an administrative
furlough, so as long as these plans are furnished, the legal nature of
the furlough can change and RIF becomes a reality.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (+dsLj)

Instant wood.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2019 06:12 PM (wYseH)

273 Orange Man don't cave.


Trump eschews spelunking.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:12 PM (NLLmE)

274 Also obese leakers are gross.
======

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 18, 2019 06:12 PM (JcXHH)

275 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
7m
I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse

-
Is Don Lemon going to censor it for us?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 06:13 PM (eLw2o)

276 . The Internet is the new junior high hallway.


With funny gifs.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:13 PM (NLLmE)

277 American now not only reads at an eighth-grade level, it [i[behaves at an eighth-grade level. The Internet is the new junior high hallway.
Posted by: zombie


A lot of kids got their asses kick in jr high.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 06:13 PM (tHAoL)

278 My father will cancel your flight then grab your pussy before you ever notice.

Posted by: Ivanka Trump at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ICWiF)

279 Calm Mentor, sorry to hear.
Also I can kind of help. Apologies as I don't have any cash to send you at the moment, but... can you work from home? Can you type?

I can refer you to two online typing services I know of, that I've worked for, and I can personally vouch that they're real, reliable, and will pay you for your work.

Anyway, please let me know if this is something you'd be interested in. If you're a good typist, you can make $8 or more an hour.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 06:08 PM (miE9U)

------------------

Thank you Steve. I looked into some of those jobs, but was never able to come close to reaching required typing speed because I effectively only have 1 1/4 hands to type with.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ffYR/)

280 A "cave in" by Trump is nearly inconceivable. It would be little exaggeration to say that if he is seen to cave, not get quite a bit out of this situation, he's done.


Unlike all recent Dem presidents, Trump was elected for very specific purposes. His election was not robotic, tribal, racial, conditioned reflex, and pathetic self___ dynamics at play.


Much like his career has been hiring people/companies to do a specific job, he was hired to address the most urgent of the blazes in our burning republic and civic culture.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (QDnY+)

281 What would be the downside to Trump declaring a national emergency and just building the wall with the Army Corp of Engineers?

My understanding is even some Democrats have conceded he can do this.

Posted by: Blago at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (UfkIY)

282
A lot of kids got their asses kick in jr high.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 06:13 PM


Not nearly enough, in my experience.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 18, 2019 06:15 PM (jYje5)

283 Thank you Steve. I looked into some of those jobs,
but was never able to come close to reaching required typing speed
because I effectively only have 1 1/4 hands to type with.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ffYR/)

Consider Dragon Naturally Speaking. My typing sucks. My DNS plus crappy typing is not bad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

284 How much cuck could a cruise cuck cuck if a cruise cuck could cuck cuck?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2019 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

285 Trump, 2006: I grab your junk!

Trump, 2019: I grab your junket!

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2019 06:15 PM (c+2jX)

286 This isn't an emergency furlough. Emergency furlough/shutdown was 9/11, 9/12, etc

**************

It's considered legally an emergency furlough when appropriations run out, and administrative only when it is a planned furlough. Thats why its important evidently to have reorganization plans in place that Trump can approve because it changes the legal nature of the furlough into that of a planned event, in which case he can finally RIF all their fucking asses.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (+dsLj)

287 weird, bright, jagged flashes of light in my vision.



Can't figure out where it's coming from.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at J

................
Mark - You are having a visual migraine.. (occular migraine or migraine with aura also)... jagged, rounded flashing.. it will eventually go away.. scared the shit out of me the first time.. lost a hole of vision temporarily too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (438dO)

288 Posted a link yesterday that OPM says no RIF from this shutdown.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya5ups3s

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:06 PM (t6MX/)


Well damn. Time to change that OPM guidance, right Mick?

Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (zCyNd)

289 And currently, 95% EPA is furloughed. Oh please, oh please, oh please.

-
I think I'd rather see the Dep't of Ed on the chopping block but there are so many good choices! I'm like a kid in a candy store!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (eLw2o)

290 What would be the downside to Trump declaring a national emergency and just building the wall with the Army Corp of Engineers?

My understanding is even some Democrats have conceded he can do this.
Posted by: Blago
---------

I declare that unconstitutional.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 18, 2019 06:17 PM (/dN1M)

291 will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse
.

So maybe he's gonna use his executive order?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)
*********************
The 9th circus is going to shut it down.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 06:17 PM (hECVl)

292 278 My father will cancel your flight then grab your pussy before you ever notice.
Posted by: Ivanka Trump at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ICWiF)

It would be the best pussy grad Nancy eva had!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2019 06:17 PM (JFO2v)

293 Mark - You are having a visual migraine.. (occular migraine or migraine with aura also)... jagged, rounded flashing.. it will eventually go away.. scared the shit out of me the first time.. lost a hole of vision temporarily too!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (438dO)



Yeah I had something like that this summer. Freaked me the fuck out.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:17 PM (NLLmE)

294 Cancelling their junket was only the first shot across the bow. Tomorrow at 3 pm comes Part II.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 18, 2019 06:17 PM (zmIJL)

295 >>Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
7m
I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the
@WhiteHouse
- - - -


He's making the MSM and Dens work over a holiday weekend!

And will DC metro area be hit with the snow that's hitting New England tomorrow?


#Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

296 My father will cancel your flight then grab your pussy before you ever notice.
Posted by: Ivanka Trump at January 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ICWiF)

It would be the best pussy grad Nancy eva had!
=====

Then it would crumble to dust.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (JcXHH)

297 I think I'd rather see the Dep't of Ed on the
chopping block but there are so many good choices! I'm like a kid in a
candy store!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (eLw2o)

I didn't see DoEd furlough numbers, but I imagine it is on par with EPA. Why can't we have both?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)

298 4 more inches of globull warming.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (0OmEj)

299 Consider Dragon Naturally Speaking. My typing sucks. My DNS plus crappy typing is not bad.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)

---------------

I will check this out, thanks!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (ffYR/)

300 What would be the downside to Trump declaring a national emergency and just building the wall with the Army Corp of Engineers?
----------

SeaBees. The thing would be up overnight.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (2qPhT)

301 American now not only reads at an eighth-grade level, it [i[behaves at an eighth-grade level. The Internet is the new junior high hallway.
Posted by: zombie

Much of the documentation that the FedGov creates/contracts out is required to be written at 8th grade level. Not sure if this is because of the limitations of beneficiaries, or of the gov bureaucrats and contractors.

Posted by: Miklos, embracing the power of "and" at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (zCyNd)

302 scintillating scotomas
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:05 PM (MTjB1)

Thanks. One of the pictures looks remarkably like what I experience when that happens to me. It eventually migrates out of my field of vision after about 10 or 15 minutes. I don't get the headaches, but the article said that some don't experience them.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 18, 2019 06:19 PM (gEvQ8)

303 Canceling San Fran Nan's flight was PDT's first foray into 'who holds the power at the pentagon' IMO... I read Dems were frantically making phone State, Pentagon and the WH in an effore to override PDT ..all while the bus carrying the Dem travelers had to circle DC for a long time.. Bwhahahahaha luv it!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ICWiF)

304 >>>Should I see a doctor ?<<<<
Put the lime in the coconut and drink all up.

Posted by: Dr Nilsson at January 18, 2019 06:19 PM (3DZIZ)

305 Well this explains a lot about Lindsey Graham and Pelosi's grounded flight:


TRT World
@trtworld
Erdogan and visiting US Senator Graham discuss Syria and US troop withdrawal, attend concert of popular Turkish pianist Fazil Say...

https://twitter.com/trtworld/status/
1086362706326605824

(emph. mine )

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 06:20 PM (786Ro)

306 302 scintillating scotomas
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:05 PM (MTjB1)


Is that what it is?

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:20 PM (NLLmE)

307 Thanks. One of the pictures looks remarkably like what I experience when that happens to me. It eventually migrates out of my field of vision after about 10 or 15 minutes. I don't get the headaches, but the article said that some don't experience them.
Posted by: Old Blue at J



yeah, one of the good things about getting older, not that I am as old as you guys, is that you may only get the weird visual thingy without the rest of the migraine.


Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (MTjB1)

308 I should try DNS to. My typing sucks ass.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

309 289 And currently, 95% EPA is furloughed. Oh please, oh please, oh please.

-
I think I'd rather see the Dep't of Ed on the chopping block but there are so many good choices! I'm like a kid in a candy store!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 06:16 PM (eLw2o)

EPA was never pass by house and senate. Ex Order!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

310 Is that what it is?
Posted by: eleven at J




yes

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (MTjB1)

311 Oh, Trump is also stealing the thunder from the Women's March - they won't be top story. Heh!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 06:22 PM (W+vEI)

312
google scintillating scotomas, go to wikipedia, if you see what they show it is likely a migraine thing.


I get those.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 06:22 PM (dcu2m)

313 Twitter is like CNN, everybody is gay.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

314 And here I was wondering what the Friday afternoon "big thing" the Dems would pull.
PDT beats them to it.
Ha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 06:22 PM (0tfLf)

315 EPA was never pass by house and senate. Ex Order!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

I warned Dick. I did. that's why I had to go.

Posted by: Spiro Agnew at January 18, 2019 06:23 PM (zCyNd)

316
EPA was never pass by house and senate. Ex Order!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM


Hold off. Let's wait until all 50 states have their own EPA.

Ready? 5,4,3,2,1. Done. Good to go.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 18, 2019 06:23 PM (jYje5)

317 There once was a Nan on a junket...

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (zmIJL)

318 308
I should try DNS to. My typing sucks ass.





Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

Yes. I make my living with it and can bust out pages and pages of crap in no time. Best tech investment ever, probably besides noise-cancelling headphones or dual monitors.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (t6MX/)

319 who is the ninkumpoop that scheduled the march for life in mid January Really???

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (ICWiF)

320 Dear dog! I just looked at comments on a Breitbart post. That place is a cesspool. Andrew must be spinning in his grave.

Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (5ysN4)

321 Excuse me, but is that nice Mark Andrew Edwards still talking about edging?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (Jj+59)

322 Fuck Spectrum cable. Thatisall.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

323 should you have sicintillating scotomas you need to make sure that you are not wearing ear muffs, headphones or anything covering your ears.

otherwise the wigs cannot migrate out your ear and you are fucked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:25 PM (MTjB1)

324 308 I should try DNS to. My typing sucks ass.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 06:21 PM (0OmEj)

Dragon??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2019 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

325 NOOOOOOOOOOD

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 18, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

326 I think the main *potential* draw-back of an EO'd/Army Corps/emergency barrier system would be a lack of "legitimacy" - that would not be an issue with an appropriated, congressionally approved*, specific construction project.


Beyond that might be vulnerability to interruption or blockage for other reasons.


And the quips about judicial interference are, sadly, hardly jokes. It gets ZERO attention or analysis by most of even the best commentators or orgs, but the rolling judicial coup is in high gear, maybe even accelerating. Specifically in the area of admissions/immigration etc, statute and case law and the constitution and centuries of judicial deference are being tossed out the window. Weekly.


If a "national emergency" barrier project sparks a confrontation with the lawless judiciary, THAT will be the main story and key issue.


* Congress has previously authorized border barriers, so at worst I think it could be argued that an emergency project actually falls within congressional will and mandates.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2019 06:25 PM (QDnY+)

327 Trump should make his speech tomorrow from NATO headquarters in Brussels.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 18, 2019 06:25 PM (zmIJL)

328 >>>He's making the MSM and Dens work over a holiday weekend!

And will DC metro area be hit with the snow that's hitting New England tomorrow?

#Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 06:18 PM (W+vEI)
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Nancy too.
And I think it's getting better.
Better all the time.

Posted by: Billy Bare at January 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ePWRo)

329 So pelosi said what PDT did created a security risk.
Right.
Junkets...the only ones who don't know about them are the spouses left at home.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 06:26 PM (0tfLf)

330 who is the ninkumpoop that scheduled the march for life in mid January Really???
Posted by: sOME mORON at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (ICWiF)


SCOTUS?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 06:27 PM (t+qrx)

331 There once was a Nan on a junket...

Whose face a frozen spunk mitt....

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:27 PM (NLLmE)

332 March for Frostbite

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

333 Wut?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 18, 2019 06:28 PM (GCTKq)

334 206
I've got this thing going on with my eyes where I see a curvy chic,
usually between 30 and 45, and I want to enter into a relationship that
ends badly and costs me money.

Should I see a doctor ?


Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 05:56 PM (fi086)

no, those tears of mine are tears of laughter!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

335 nothing makes lesbians madder that frostbit clit.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 18, 2019 06:29 PM (MTjB1)

336 317
There once was a Nan on a junket...



Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 18, 2019 06:24 PM (zmIJL)

Who could fly with the proles but said "Fuck it,"
"Entitled am I, my free plan for the sky,"
Then bad orange man handily sunk it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:30 PM (t6MX/)

337 flounder brings it home.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 06:30 PM (NLLmE)

338 326
I think the main *potential* draw-back of an EO'd/Army Corps/emergency
barrier system would be a lack of "legitimacy" - that would not be an
issue with an appropriated, congressionally approved*, specific
construction project.





Beyond that might be vulnerability to interruption or blockage for other reasons.

-------------------------


Eventually there will be another Democrat president, and if it is an Exec Order that built it, it is an Exec Order that can demolish it.


If Congress passes a law, it remains law until Congress changes it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2019 06:31 PM (sy5kK)

339 The 9th circus is going to shut it down.
Posted by: redridinghood

__________

Isn't it funny when a liberal court disagrees with something it's instantly shut down.

Whereas ObamaCAre was declared unconstituional a few weeks ago, yet it just keeps chugging along.

Posted by: Blago at January 18, 2019 06:31 PM (UfkIY)

340 OT again: Peaches, if you're still around, I live in Omaha. Turns out there was a patient in the rescue squad vehicle. Took them about an hour, but the rescue squad finally got out. My oldest daughter-in-law is a paramedic who drives for a private ambulance company. Her company has decided to let the drivers stop before tackling a hill and haul the patients out of their houses to the ambulance by sled.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 18, 2019 06:31 PM (VUg7O)

341 Junkets...the only ones who don't know about them are the spouses left at home.
Posted by: Diogenes

Won't anyone think of the girl/boy friends who flew on ahead?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2019 06:32 PM (LOq4H)

342 Won't anyone think of the girl/boy friends who flew on ahead?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2019 06:32 PM (LOq4H)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 18, 2019 06:33 PM (t6MX/)

343 Should I see a doctor ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker

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Lawyer

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Indian Chief

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2019 06:35 PM (x98e1)

344 343 Should I see a doctor ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker

-----------



Lawyer

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Indian Chief
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2019 06:35 PM (x98e1)

Butcher.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

345 Candlestick maker

Posted by: Billy Bare at January 18, 2019 06:37 PM (ePWRo)

346 Hey, where's the Baker?

Posted by: Billy Bare at January 18, 2019 06:38 PM (ePWRo)

347 And will DC metro area be hit with the snow that's hitting New England tomorrow?

Yep, in the afternoon. I have to be down there in the morning, hoping to win the race back home.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 06:45 PM (YPJrZ)

348 O I kept mis-seeing Swift as someone else. Glad I figured it out.

Posted by: Baldy at January 18, 2019 07:00 PM (lHZp3)

349 When/if a man sees his wife 'doing it' with another man:

REAL MAN: leaves and hires a tough lawyer to make sure he'll be well-represented and protected during the divorce.

CUCK MAN: Cries, gets down on his knees and begs the woman" I can fix it! What did I do wrong??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 07:01 PM (miE9U)

350 247 -- Migraine aura. I used to have migraines years ago. The migraines have stopped, but the special effects flashy things still occasionally zip through my eyes. I asked my ophthalmologist about it, and that's what she told me. I call it "Windows" after the aluminum chaff the Brits tossed out their night flying bombers to confuse the German radar.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 18, 2019 07:54 PM (VUg7O)

351 Change of socks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 09:46 PM (+y/Ru)

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