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March For Life ONT

Pretty light on content tonight (read: none) because I was at the March For Life all day and I'm tired, but I will write down some of my impressions of the day. I'll try and throw in some ONT type stuff at the end, if you don't care about the march just scroll down.



It was an overcast day in DC, with temperatures in the 40s, but that didn't seem to dampen anyone's enthusiasm. The ground was covered with an inch or so of snow that had fallen overnight, snow that was rapidly being ground into slush and then just water, creating a quagmire on the National Mall. I was glad I was wearing boots, although I saw more then one Franciscan Friar wading through the morass in sandals.

I got there by Metro about noon, arriving at the Smithsonian Metro station. There was a man there with a large wooden cross made of seasoned 4X4 timber trying to figure out how much he needed on his metro card to exit. Turned out to be a quarter, which I gave him, telling him that I'd always thought Matthew 16 was metaphorical. I then joined the crowd passing through the turnstiles. As I came up the elevator into daylight, I could hear the buzz of a gigantic crowd above. Exiting the station, the speaker's podium was just to my left, with a large screen above it showing the current speaker. I had arrived too late to hear Ben Shapiro refuse to kill baby Hitler, but the slate of speakers was in full swing. I circled around to the edge of the crowd along Jefferson Drive to get a better view as I ate the sandwich I had brought for lunch.


Vice President Pence soon spoke to the crowd, oddly enough he didn't mention electrocuting gay folks in concentration camps.

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After a few minutes, he introduced President Trump, who spoke to the crowd via recorded message, affirming his support for the pro-life cause in what I thought were no uncertain terms. After his short speech, I worked my way through the crowd, across the Mall towards Madison Drive, as various other politicians took the stage. I want to take a moment to do something I almost never do, and that's to give a shout out to a Democrat. Congressman Dan Lipinski (D-IL) spoke passionately about his support for the Pro-Life movement. He's got to be one of the few pro-life Dems still in office, kudos for him for speaking out so prominently.

The last speaker was Dr. Alveda King, she spoke for a moment of her uncle's legacy, and then offered a short prayer. After that the march began. Sorta.

Everybody drifted over towards Madison Dr. and then just stood there. We're talking maybe 100K people, it takes a while for the front of the crowd to get moving, and for that movement to percolate back through the crush of humanity. I was standing on one of the stone benches in front of the National Museum of American History, watching the crowd form up and go nowhere.


After about half an hour, things started to move. Half the crowd split down 12th to Constitution, while the rest continued along Madison towards the Capitol. I walked with the later group, although we got shunted over to Constitution at 7th as the march moved onto Pennsylvania Ave by the Canoehead embassy, and on towards the Capitol itself. After the march I made my way back to the Metro at Federal Center and caught the train back to New Carrollton just in time to get stuck in 2 hours of rush hour traffic.

It was a great day. The energy from the crowd was positive and friendly, and it truly felt like a slice of America as it should be. If you want a high trust society, this was it. There were black folks, white folks, Asian folks and everything in between, all marching, chatting and laughing together. One of the best things about being on the right is that our rallies are generally positive. The anger and vitriol that characterizes so much of the left's activism was totally absent. Songs were sung, babies were cooed at, trash was picked up and banners were waved. I saw one lone woman holding a "My body, my choice" sign at the corner of 4th and Pennsylvania, but everybody left her alone. She too has the right to make her feelings known, seemed to be the attitude from the crowd. It probably takes guts to stand in favor of murdering babies by a crowd of pro-life activists. Not a lot, because we aren't the violent ones, but some, sure. I'll be back next year, maybe we should organize a March For Life MoMe. I'll close with something I wrote on this site in 2017:

*Mumble mumble* years ago, a young woman found her life shattered. She had fallen for a man who turned out to be a cad.

He left her alone and pregnant, to return to a wife and kids that she had known nothing about. Scared and humiliated, she traveled to Texas.

There she gave birth to a son. The nurse handed her the baby, and then realized that this was an adoption case and took him away.

Sobbing, she thought "He's going to a better life. He's going to people who will love and care for him, as I can't"

And I did.

But she was wrong. She may not have been able to care for me, but I never for a moment believed that she didn't love me.

35 years later we met again, for the first time, and I told her that. And that's why I have 2 moms.

This is what #MarchForLife means to me.

Now let me see if I can squeeze some ONT content in.


Jobs for Morons

Cops are looking for volunteers to get drunk

Kutztown is looking for a few good drunks.

Cops in the Allentown, Pa., suburb posted an ad on their Facebook page seeking three "volunteers" to drink hard liquor in excess and maybe even mouth off to arresting officers without consequence.

Better get your applications in fast, they only need 3 people.

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Legendary.jpg


Go Jump Off a Cliff



I made an off the cuff quip to one of the responses, and it's become my most liked tweet ever.

Get off.jpg


Back to Nature

That whole YouTube channel is fascinating. The guys builds all kinds of stuff using stone age technology. It's a real lesson in the fact that primitive doesn't mean stupid, or, as I like to say, people are so damn smart, and they always have been.

Wait, I Take That Back


Tonight's ONT brought to you by abortion:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:55 PM




Comments

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1 foist

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 18, 2019 09:51 PM (ZqRa6)

2 March for life? No such thing. Never heard of it. I mean if it was real the news would cover it, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 09:52 PM (39g3+)

3 [This space for rent]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 09:52 PM (UGqF8)

4 Can't wait to watch the full CNN coverage of this event.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 09:53 PM (ed8K1)

5 Hello

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2019 09:53 PM (/Z/Su)

6 March for life? No such thing. Never heard of it. I mean if it was real the news would cover it, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 09:52 PM (39g3+)


You didn't hear it from us!

No, seriously, you didn't hear it from us.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 22% More Truthy Goodness at January 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UGqF8)

7 Thanks for the ONT.

Good stuff, WD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 09:54 PM (RWvXE)

8
George Washington sure has a big dick.

No homo.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (t5m5e)

9 Thanks for the report, WD.

That last pic kinda says it all, doesn't it ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (5fNnO)

10 *NINE!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (Ckg4U)

11 Is that you in the picture at the top?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

12 ...What a Shithole Country.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (Ckg4U)

13 The KFC thing is kind of creepy, actually.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (RWvXE)

14 It really frosts me that the media is so small minded they won't even report the true size of the March For Life.

Every year they do that. Every. Damn. Year.

They are so afraid that not killing babies might become a good thing to do that they have to pretend no one cares and that they're all kooks and dirty old men.

I hate them for that alone. Never mind all the other lies.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 18, 2019 09:56 PM (JTCR5)

15 MFM close-crops March for Life, reports only 8 attendees.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 09:56 PM (xPcn3)

16 I wouldn't know whether or no CNN covered the march because I don't watch those bastards at CNN.

Anyway, bless you, Dave.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2019 09:56 PM (+lVUW)

17 . I mean if it was real the news would cover it, right"

Russia?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 09:56 PM (6qErC)

18 That Rope Swing video. Holy shit...

And Kutztown a suburb of Allentown?! That's news to many.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 09:57 PM (YPJrZ)

19 George Washington sure has a big dick.

No homo.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM (t5m5e)

He's got more cock than Smith and Wesson.*

*stolen from Epic Rap Battles of History

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 09:57 PM (RWvXE)

20 [This space for rent]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 09:52 PM (UGqF

Just a note-Trump does it rent free.

Posted by: Nansi Pelousy at January 18, 2019 09:58 PM (zCyNd)

21 10 *NINE!*
Posted by: Slapweasel


nein

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 09:58 PM (39g3+)

22 Ow that last one is brutal. Such is life.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 09:59 PM (UdKB7)

23 The KFC thing is kind of creepy, actually.

Having realized they have meh chicken for ridiculously high prices, they're going for the lifestyle approach: we're quirky and fun! And weird! See how weird we are? Eat here and you can be cool like that too!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 09:59 PM (39g3+)

24 Strictly speaking, if you do use a crane, that's OK too, right? No judging here?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

25 Thank you and bless you Weird Dave for the March of Life coverage.

I couldn't make it this year but we did support of number of folks that made the trip to DC.

Kutztown PA - home to one of the greatest diners on the east coast - Letterman's.

Ask for Doug - great guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (9rIkM)

26 March for Life? Never heard of it.

Posted by: MSM at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (U2TY5)

27 By the way, the left spin right now over Meuller's statement on Buzzfeed?

He didn't specifically state every part of it was a lie! Some of it is true!

I kid you not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (39g3+)

28 Not going to KFC.

Might be some strange with people demanding to "Ride the Colonel".

With discount coupons.

Posted by: Miklos, chickens uncounted at January 18, 2019 10:02 PM (zCyNd)

29

Some guy won a contest on Twitter to use fried chicken grease as butt lube to bang the colonel? I don't get that at all.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 10:02 PM (UFLLM)

30 Our local KFC is gross and I haven't been there in years.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:02 PM (UdKB7)

31 Your adoption story is very touching, WD.

I loved my newborns, I cannot imagine giving one away. Your birth mother was very brave.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (/Z/Su)

32 27 By the way, the left spin right now over Meuller's statement on Buzzfeed?

He didn't specifically state every part of it was a lie! Some of it is true!

I kid you not
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (39g3+)


Have some pity.

They are broken people.

On second thought, forget the pity.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (ed8K1)

33 24 Strictly speaking, if you do use a crane, that's OK too, right? No judging here?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)

Is it a crane, a crane, or a Crane?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (RWvXE)

34 Strictly speaking, if you do use a crane, that's OK too, right?

You mean the bird or the mechanical device? Because one is significantly more disturbing than the other

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (39g3+)

35 Good fried chicken is not greasy. KFC chicken is greasy.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (ed8K1)

36 Some of the best fried chicken and potato sticks I've ever had were from a gas station.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

37 It really frosts me that the media is so small minded they won't even report the true size of the March For Life.

Every year they do that. Every. Damn. Year.


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Don't mean to offend any right to lifers, but maybe one of the reasons why the MSM can ignore it is because:

The anger and vitriol that characterizes so much of the left's activism was totally absent. Songs were sung, babies were cooed at, trash was picked up...

Maybe they're too polite, too cleanly, not angry enough. French yellow jacket behavior might get more notice.

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (786Ro)

38 You mean the bird or the mechanical device? Because one is significantly more disturbing than the other
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (39g3+)

I... think you're off base there, man. They are both pretty disturbing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (RWvXE)

39
Is that you in the picture at the top?

No. At least I don't see me in there, it's not my picture.
(HAHAHAHA When I went to post this it told me my IP address was banned. I can post threads but not comments, I guess. Had to switch locations on my VPN)

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (37n98)

40 36
Some of the best fried chicken and potato sticks I've ever had were from a gas station.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (UdKB7)


iirc, KFC started out as a gas station.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2019 10:05 PM (jGvbj)

41 You mean the bird or the mechanical device? Because one is significantly more disturbing than the other

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:03 PM (39g3+)

Depends. One feather, or the whole crane?

Posted by: Miklos, chickens yet uncounted at January 18, 2019 10:05 PM (zCyNd)

42 " Strictly speaking, if you do use a crane, that's OK too, right? "

Not really

Posted by: the crane at January 18, 2019 10:05 PM (UdKB7)

43 Go Jump Off a Cliff

Um, nope?


Back to Nature


Heh. Love that guy. Been watching his vids for years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 10:06 PM (ZejZP)

44 iirc, KFC started out as a gas station.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2019 10:05 PM (jGvbj)

And Harlan Sanders shot a man, just to watch him fry.

Posted by: Miklos, chicken fact checker at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

45 Use The Crane.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (jGvbj)

46 I just wonder.. how you get off. Lol like they got a crane or something?

....

Must be nice to be a black guy, all I'd need was tweezers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (xRy5Q)

47
The Left's parsing of Mueller's statement on Buzzfeed's fake story reminds me of Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd says...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (vk99r)

48 "Maybe they're too polite, too cleanly, not angry enough. French yellow jacket behavior might get more notice.

Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (786Ro) "



Probably right, they would love to report on Violent Right-Wing Extremism, and the cops could deploy all the armored vehicles and water cannons to stop it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (5fNnO)

49 George Washington sure has a big dick.

No homo.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2019 09:55 PM

I would hit that with a crane. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (/+bwe)

50 42 " Strictly speaking, if you do use a crane, that's OK too, right? "

Not really
Posted by: the crane at January 18, 2019 10:05 PM (UdKB7)

*makes world's smallest violin motion with two feathers*

Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2019 10:07 PM (RWvXE)

51 Maybe they're too polite, too cleanly, not angry enough. French yellow jacket behavior might get more notice.
I wanted to get people started singing The Battle Hymn of the Republic as we marched, but I didn't. There was one guy standing on a 6' mound of snow on Pennsylvania Ave playing it on a penny-whistle, however.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (37n98)

52 Fantastic ad. Perfect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (kpBpD)

53 Our local KFC is gross and I haven't been there in years.
Posted by: freaked


I had 'friends' that worked at ours in high school.

Um, yeah... never bought a thing from it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (ZejZP)

54 Sure, go ahead, use a crane. Or like Lido, a swan.

I'm the one who gets stuck with the heavy lifting.

Posted by: The Stork at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (DMUuz)

55 gilets jaunes et oranges?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

56 WELP.

https://www.craintools.com/

noooope nope nope nope. Not a Crain.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

57 "iirc, KFC started out as a gas station"

That's how it always goes. It starts out good and then something happens and it's not good anymore. I bet if I went back to that gas station now their chicken would suck.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM (UdKB7)

58 13 The KFC thing is kind of creepy, actually.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


It sure is.

Posted by: That Creepy Burger King Character at January 18, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

59 Read teh "content"... Hah!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 18, 2019 10:09 PM (CLcKT)

60
Wait....

Go jump off a cliff.

Go, jump off a cliff.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 10:09 PM (vk99r)

61 I wanted to get people started singing The Battle Hymn of the Republic

I'm a big fan of Onward Christian Soldiers

Presbyterians actually used to sing that

Also used to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition

Posted by: Miklos, unreformed Calvinist at January 18, 2019 10:10 PM (zCyNd)

62 Our local KFC is gross and I haven't been there in years.

Same here. Last time I was in there (and only because mom wanted it) I waited almost 30 minutes for my order. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

63 Wait that didn't come out right.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:10 PM (UdKB7)

64 I recommend very strongly a show on Netflix (and cable TV sometimes) called Meat Eater. Its about hunting and fishing but its not really about hunting and fishing. Not like old hunting and or fishing shows. Its mostly about food and nature and spectacular, beautiful scenery and the thoughts of a very thoughtful guy about the outdoors and animals and life, and especially about cooking. Its truly an amazing program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:10 PM (39g3+)

65 The cliff from which you will then jump off, go to now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:10 PM (RWvXE)

66 Was Pelosi's non-trip a subject during today's White House press briefing?

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2019 10:11 PM (jGvbj)

67

There were a couple hundred people at the anti choice march.

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2019 10:11 PM (aKsyK)

68 I had a cute convo with a student. I commented how much my great niece loves her uncle, my baby brother. He played with her all afternoon while her mom relaxed. My student said he will not be an uncle because his brothers are such jerks. Then he said he could NOT wait to be a father!!! And I said he had better and his female classmates said they were going to warn his girlfriend. Ha ha.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2019 10:11 PM (/+bwe)

69
"But a Jew-hating women's march, that we'll cover." - YOUR news media, defenders of democracy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 10:11 PM (LsBY9)

70 Church's still makes good fried chicken.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:11 PM (UdKB7)

71 'Let the Hero born of woman,
crush the serpent with his heel.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:12 PM (RWvXE)

72 KFC charges as much for one piece of chicken as a whole damn roaster at your local grocery store. And its greasy, nasty stuff. I cannot figure out how they stay open.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:12 PM (39g3+)

73 Wait that didn't come out right.
Posted by: freaked

Are you short a few coins you swallowed too?

Posted by: Sen. Patty Murray at January 18, 2019 10:12 PM (rMLhD)

74 Maybe your all time best WD.

I may be a bit biased.
You see, I don't make much so I can't give much.
When I do, Crisis Pregnancy Center here local is top of the list recipient.

Posted by: teej at January 18, 2019 10:12 PM (W8e/N)

75 What do you call a camel with no humps?


Humphrey.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2019 10:12 PM (/Z/Su)

76

KFC hires the ones Arby's fires...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 10:13 PM (UFLLM)

77 70 Church's still makes good fried chicken.
Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:11 PM (UdKB7)

Popeye's is not bad- just razor sharp.

Used to love the dirty rice from Bojangles, I think it was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:13 PM (RWvXE)

78 The March That Matters is the three new Rape Caravans.

Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 10:13 PM (JgLEu)

79 Sure, go ahead, use a crane. Or like Lido, a swan.

I'm the one who gets stuck with the heavy lifting.
Posted by: The Stork at January 18, 2019 10:08 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2019 10:13 PM (/+bwe)

80 Oh any funny story. I ordered some charms..looks just like Ace's logo.. I thought..wow those would look good on bracelets for the ettes. lmao.. got them yesterday and they are like the size of a silver dollar. Scratching my head wondering how the hell did I not look at the size before I ordered?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

81 "Are you short a few coins you swallowed too?"

I found three coins in the fountain!

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:13 PM (UdKB7)

82 Please, please, please organize a Moron MoMe for the March for Life next year!

My sister's job requires her to monitor a lot of the demonstrations in DC. The March for Life is one of her favorites because it's so positive and everybody is so nice. Her other favorite is the Walk to End FGM (Female Genital Mutilation), which is much smaller but very inspiring.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 10:14 PM (hkMx0)

83 Man.

I know it's gonna shock you guys, but Psychotroll didn't make our meeting!

I'm let down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 10:15 PM (kpBpD)

84 You gotta get dirty rice from non-authentic Cajun joints because what its made out of for real is just repulsive. Its like Chitlins. Just because its authentic doesn't mean its necessarily something you wanna put down your neck

lmao.. got them yesterday and they are like the size of a silver dollar.

"Perfect!"
--Trigglypuff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:16 PM (39g3+)

85

Mom only unlocks the top basement stairs door on Alternate Tuesday Mornings so that the Honey Buckets can be emptied...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 10:16 PM (UFLLM)

86 got them yesterday and they are like the size of a silver dollar.

Those would make some fine nipple weights...

Posted by: RBG at January 18, 2019 10:17 PM (JgLEu)

87 Man.

I know it's gonna shock you guys, but Psychotroll didn't make our meeting!

I'm let down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 10:15 PM

Is that the creep who was trolling a couple nights ago?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2019 10:17 PM (/+bwe)

88 Hey everybody.

Dropped into Trader Joe's today. I'm not ready to join the cult yet, but I can understand a bit better now why people do.

Went in for some cocktail sauce, because I was gonna (and did) fry shrimp tonight for dinner.

Left with the cocktail sauce... and beef tamales... and cheese/green chile tamales... and chicken/green chile burritos... and sunflower seeds for my young niece/nephew... and praline pecans.

And, I was still only out about 20 bucks afterwards. Their prices are pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U)

89 but Psychotroll didn't make our meeting!

Wow.. shocker.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

90 Those would make some fine nipple weights...

I was thinking a nice adornment for Cannibal Bobs nose ring.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:17 PM (dUJdY)

91 Man.

I know it's gonna shock you guys, but Psychotroll didn't make our meeting!

I'm let down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 10:15 PM (kpBpD)

-----------------

That's too bad. I was looking forward to details with video.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 10:18 PM (ffYR/)

92 Yud, OMG! The cockroach didn't show up?!
I'm shocked, I tell you!
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)

93 72 KFC charges as much for one piece of chicken as a whole damn roaster at your local grocery store. And its greasy, nasty stuff. I cannot figure out how they stay open.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:12 PM (39g3+)

Very simple... I didn't get anything out of the freezer to cook... and suddenly realized at 5 that no one had made plans for dinner...

So yeah, it was KFC tonight.

Posted by: Don Q at January 18, 2019 10:19 PM (NgKpN)

94 57 "iirc, KFC started out as a gas station"

That's how it always goes. It starts out good and then something happens and it's not good anymore. I bet if I went back to that gas station now their chicken would suck.
Posted by: freaked


They get sold to huge conglomerates, who sometimes ruin the once good food.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2019 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

95 And, I was still only out about 20 bucks afterwards. Their prices are pretty good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:17 PM (miE9U)

....

Their wine actually isn't bad, if you are so inclined.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 10:19 PM (xRy5Q)

96 Those would make some fine nipple weights

I saw a crappy European sex comedy where the girls laid out tanning and put those circular band aids on their nips so they didn't get burned. I mean too bad for girls with big areolae but maybe you could market the medallions for that!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:19 PM (39g3+)

97 64 I recommend very strongly a show on Netflix (and cable TV sometimes) called Meat Eater. Its about hunting and fishing but its not really about hunting and fishing. Not like old hunting and or fishing shows. Its mostly about food and nature and spectacular, beautiful scenery and the thoughts of a very thoughtful guy about the outdoors and animals and life, and especially about cooking. Its truly an amazing program.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:10 PM (39g3+)


That sounds a lot like the one in a story I read today, about the organization being bought by some leftist gun controller type.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:19 PM (ed8K1)

98 Wow. That chick with the rope is fearless.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (hECVl)

99 Three fast food places where they don't seem to have messed up the food too bad over the years:

Chick-Fil-A
In-N-Out
Popeyes

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

100 "Those would make some fine nipple weights...
Posted by: RBG "

Put some swivels on 'em so you can twirl 'em around.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (UdKB7)

101 Bitter Clinger, Two Buck Chuck? So I've heard. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

102 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314066514186241

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314162064670720

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314265693376512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314369741479936

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314459281457152

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (0Ntuf)

103 Dropped into Trader Joe's today. I'm not ready to join the cult yet, but I can understand a bit better now why people do.


It's OK, TJ's is owned by Aldi these days.

*GASP!! GERMANS!!*

Posted by: Miklos, now a Lidl shopper at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (zCyNd)

104 freaked, sure. Take RBG back to her college days making extra bucks on the side at the strip club...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

105 I mean too bad for girls with big areolae but maybe you could market the medallions for that!

NO, but you just gave me a great idea.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

106 Yeah, the product KFC puts out today would not make them into a national chain. Really not good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (dcu2m)

107 Miklos, oh noes!
And I stopped at Wienerschnitzel later for lunch!! They HYPNOTIZED me!!!!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (miE9U)

108 40 36
Some of the best fried chicken and potato sticks I've ever had were from a gas station.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

iirc, KFC started out as a gas station.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2019 10:05 PM (jGvbj)

Gas station fried chicken is one thing. Gas station sushi is something else altogether.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (q7IoS)

109 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314551161819136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314659559419904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314759832649731

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314861037043712

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1086314959292850176

Posted by: kbdabear at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

110 Weird Dave,

You made me cry.

If there is a MoMe at a March For Life, I will be there. I promise.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2019 10:22 PM (PkVlr)

111

Jewels, so tell us about Victorian nipple jewelry...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 10:22 PM (UFLLM)

112 84 You gotta get dirty rice from non-authentic Cajun joints because what its made out of for real is just repulsive. Its like Chitlins. Just because its authentic doesn't mean its necessarily something you wanna put down your neck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:16 PM (39g3+)


What's in there that's so bad? I like to make it with a high ratio of chicken livers and hearts to other meat. Weirder than that? Chicken hearts are something that people probably only don't think they like because they've never tried them.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:22 PM (ed8K1)

113 NO, but you just gave me a great idea.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:21 PM (dUJdY)

Choker medallions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:22 PM (RWvXE)

114 That sounds a lot like the one in a story I read today, about the organization being bought by some leftist gun controller type.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:19 PM

The same one. Meat Eaters.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 18, 2019 10:22 PM (/+bwe)

115 And, I was still only out about 20 bucks afterwards. Their prices are pretty good.

Trader Joe's is great, they have nice prices on pretty good stuff. Its really random what you'll get though, so you can't really shop there, its where you go after you're done for other interesting snacks and such.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:22 PM (39g3+)

116 Anyone eaten at Pollo Loco? Opinion?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (xm5UF)

117 "Gas station sushi is something else altogether."

Yeah. Bait.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (UdKB7)

118 Thank you for your thoughts on the March for Life.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (MkcN1)

119 Christopher, yup. That's what I use TJ's for.

Their cocktail sauce is great. They don't skimp on the horseradish.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

120 bear twitter.com/AshmoleanMuseum/status/1086219208118206464

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

121 I checked @KFC and it's true! Too funny!

great March for Life report, thanks!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (BJlbN)

122 >>>>maybe we should organize a March For Life MoMe.

Sounds like a great idea to me!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2019 10:24 PM (NtglE)

123

I have had a considerable amount of gas station sushi in Japan. Good stuff. They always laughed when I asked for Fugu...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 10:24 PM (UFLLM)

124 qdpsteve at January 18

Wienerschitzel is Austrian.

So still cool.

*hums Edelweiss from Sound of Music*

Posted by: Miklos and Doug McKenzie, lederhosed you hoser at January 18, 2019 10:24 PM (zCyNd)

125 Well, there's 4 of them. One will be for personal use (minds out of the gutter guys) and the other 3 are up for grabs. Keychain? Necklace for an ette? Bookmark?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

126 Wow. That chick with the rope is fearless.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 10:20 PM (hECVl)


Agreed. She just hops off the vertical drop of doom like it's nothing.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)

127 Is this where I can get me some of them minners?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at the gas station at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (UdKB7)

128 >>>101 Two Buck Chuck

....

Lol, stay away from that stuff unless you are drinking it underneath a bridge with your homeless friends.

But some of their select stock is pretty decent.

I bought a case of Villa Cerrina Montepulciano that is actually quite nice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (xRy5Q)

129 Trader Joe's cottage cheese is quite good. It has flavor, unlike most of the supermarket stuff. Then there are those pumpernickel pretzels that I shouldn't eat, but do sometimes.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (ed8K1)

130 In Vino Veritas, LOL.

Paul McCartney, on his NEW (!) album Egypt Station, has a song called, Fuh You.

Uh, I wonder what he was trying to say...
(Maybe someone here actually bought/listened to the thing)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (miE9U)

131 Anyone eaten at Pollo Loco? Opinion?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (xm5UF)

------------------

I have. A little pricy, but good stuff. Definitely a notch or two above fast food.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (ffYR/)

132 111 Victorian nipple jewelry.


Bing says that is actually a thing.


Havn't switched to image search yet.


Posted by: Off the reservation at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (vWMNq)

133 Miklos, you know who else was Austrian... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

134
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my window every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper:
"Go to sleep, everything is alright"


Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2019 10:26 PM (9X624)

135 Hmm... "under the corset" ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 18, 2019 10:27 PM (vWMNq)

136 naturalfake, I still miss Roy Orbison

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:27 PM (miE9U)

137 If I'm buying, it's Popeyes. Even then, only the spicy version.

About 8 years ago, the local KFC had an all you can eat lunch buffet for $4.99; I'd hit it every couple of weeks and that would be my only meal of the day. I'd bring a book, and wait for fresh hot crispy chicken to be brought out. Their slaw and mashed potatoes are/were decent too. It would get crowded, so I timed my visit to near the start of the buffet.

Then came the descent. First, they jacked the price by a buck. My visits became rarer. Then they stopped serving breasts, and I quit going. Then they jacked the price again, and NOBODY went. Goodbye, buffet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 10:27 PM (Z4rgH)

138

It is most definitely a thing and antique pieces are sought out and expensive if best quality. Contrary to Common opinion, the victorians were not prudish and anti-sex they were in fact very very Lusty they simply did it in private... Something we could learn something from.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 10:27 PM (UFLLM)

139 I don't claim to speak Spanish but doesn't pollo loco mean crazy chicken?

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:27 PM (UdKB7)

140 Anyone eaten at Pollo Loco? Opinion?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:23 PM (xm5UF)

------------------

I have. A little pricy, but good stuff. Definitely a notch or two above fast food.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (ffYR/)



Try to find a Korean fried chicken place. They're almost always larrupin'!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2019 10:28 PM (9X624)

141 So what do we think Trump's big announcement tomorrow at 3pm will be? Is he going to declare an emergency to build the wall and end the shutdown?

Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 10:28 PM (hkMx0)

142 You gotta get dirty rice from non-authentic Cajun joints because what its made out of for real is just repulsive.

ANALYSIS: FALSE

Cajun dirty rice is rice, chicken stock, and gizzards. I am not a gizzard man myself, but it's not repulsive.

Posted by: Mikleuse le Molnar at January 18, 2019 10:28 PM (zCyNd)

143 116 Anyone eaten at Pollo Loco? Opinion?

,...


Used to eat it all the time in LA.

Posted by: Ha at January 18, 2019 10:29 PM (MAstk)

144 I don't claim to speak Spanish but doesn't pollo loco mean crazy chicken?
Posted by: freaked

You would be too.

Posted by: the chicken at January 18, 2019 10:29 PM (rMLhD)

145 Popeyes & Chik FilA are the best tasting fastfood chicken

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:29 PM (BJlbN)

146 freaked, yup.

AND, one of the nation's largest franchisers of El Pollo Loco has their HQ right in my hometown.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)

147 GnuBreed, yup. The red beans and rice at Popeye's is awesome too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:30 PM (miE9U)

148 #131--Thanks! Just moved back to the west and live in a town with Pollo Loco. Never saw one out east.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:30 PM (xm5UF)

149 Good evening, everyone. Still trying to find a way to end my latest animation, so I won't be posting that in tomorrow's Movie thread.
I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 18, 2019 10:30 PM (l9m7l)

150 Contrary to Common opinion, the victorians were not prudish and anti-sex they were in fact very very Lusty they simply did it in private

Yeah there was a lot of propaganda after that time portraying them as prudish, hypocritical, that women were not supposed to enjoy sex etc. Bullcrap. Its like the rewiting of history that took place with the puritans. Successful propaganda.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:30 PM (39g3+)

151 The dirty rice I remember was rice, seasoning, bits of ground sausage I think, and spice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:30 PM (RWvXE)

152 9 I don't claim to speak Spanish but doesn't pollo loco mean crazy chicken?..


....

Yup.

It's actually el pollo loco.

Posted by: Ha at January 18, 2019 10:30 PM (MAstk)

153 Miklos, you know who else was Austrian... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

Heh. There is the famous saying that the Austrians want everyone to believe that Hitler was German, and Beethoven Austrian...

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Molnar at January 18, 2019 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

154 141 So what do we think Trump's big announcement tomorrow at 3pm will be? Is he going to declare an emergency to build the wall and end the shutdown?

==

he's going to grant Nancy a helicopter ride

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BJlbN)

155 WD, love your 2 moms story

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BJlbN)

156 I don't like eatin' guts. Dirty rice is made up of guts and maybe some sausage. And rice with spices. If you leave out the livers and gizzards and hearts its not bad. But then, that's not authentic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:32 PM (39g3+)

157 So what do we think Trump's big announcement tomorrow at 3pm will be? Is he going to declare an emergency to build the wall and end the shutdown?
Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 10:28 PM (hkMx0)

---------------

I think yes on the state of emergency and no on ending the shutdown. I don't see him caving on that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 10:32 PM (ffYR/)

158 154 141 So what do we think Trump's big announcement tomorrow at 3pm will be? Is he going to declare an emergency to build the wall and end the shutdown?

...

Yup

Posted by: Ha at January 18, 2019 10:32 PM (MAstk)

159 I scarcely care one whit what others might think, but Kennedy Fried Chicken in Bimton, NY is the finest chicken joint in the whole world!


The. Whole. World...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 18, 2019 10:33 PM (CLcKT)

160 I had chicken heart in Japan (along with various other pieces of freshly dead fowl), not that bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:33 PM (RWvXE)

161 "Popeyes & Chik FilA are the best tasting fastfood chicken"

Have you tried Church's? With one of those big jalapenos?

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:33 PM (UdKB7)

162 Eh, I hate chicken livers. So, my MawMaw just used ground beef and pork sausage to make dirty rice because she loved me best.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (uTY3H)

163 But then, that's not authentic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:32 PM (39g3+)

One from column A, one from column B, EVERYTHING COME WITH FLIED LICE!

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Molnar at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (zCyNd)

164 Have you tried Church's? With one of those big jalapenos?

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:33 PM (UdKB7)

if they had fried chicken in my Church I might go to Mass more often

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (BJlbN)

165 Put some swivels on 'em so you can twirl 'em around.

Posted by: freaked
------
I've got the power pasties and I know how to use them!!
Name that movie.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (9rIkM)

166 naturalfake, I still miss Roy Orbison
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line...

Posted by: The Traveling Wilburys at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (w54mS)

167 Someone would make a fortune selling "Road Chicken" from street vendors in Naples, Italy. It was like crack.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (xm5UF)

168 So what do we think Trump's big announcement tomorrow at 3pm will be?


He's revoking Nancy's frequent flier miles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (dcu2m)

169 WD......thanks for the ONT! It got a bit dusty in here.

Mr. WDS treated us to oysters Rockefeller and oysters on the half shell tonight. YUM! I made cocktail and mignonette sauces.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 18, 2019 10:35 PM (c1nDO)

170 " scarcely care one whit what others might think, but Kennedy Fried Chicken in Bimton, NY is the finest chicken joint in the whole world! "

I'm sure the local operator has a lot to do with it. I used to go to those buffets too when they were good but then something happened and it wasn't good. I hate that.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:35 PM (UdKB7)

171 I've got the power pasties and I know how to use them!!
Name that movie.
Posted by: Tonypete
-----

I'm No Angel, Mae West.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (w54mS)

172 DJ Jazzy Mel: Mamma mia! Us-a Italians-a know our way around-a the bird! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (miE9U)

173 "27 By the way, the left spin right now over Meuller's statement on Buzzfeed? He didn't specifically state every part of it was a lie! Some of it is true! I kid you not
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:01 PM (39g3+)"

- They tried that with the Steele dossier, too.

Posted by: MW at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (hNTtn)

174 I've got the power pasties and I know how to use them!!
Name that movie.


Austin Powers?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (39g3+)

175 Someone would make a fortune selling "Road Chicken" from street vendors in Naples, Italy. It was like crack.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (xm5UF)

Yep. Has to be run over by a FIAT, or it's not the same.

Posted by: Miklos, warming up for his operatic debut at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

176 Mike, nope.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (9rIkM)

177 That hut design is one reason earthquakes in Third World countries kill so many people.

Posted by: MW at January 18, 2019 10:37 PM (hNTtn)

178 Thank you for the March for Life story, WD. Really want to make it there one day.

Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 10:37 PM (LJUs+)

179 174 - nope. Great guess though.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:37 PM (9rIkM)

180 I'm No Angel, Mae West.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----

No, wait, it was Mae West in 'Sextette'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 10:37 PM (w54mS)

181 So what do we think Trump's big announcement tomorrow at 3pm will be?

My guess is its some kind of official announcement about no travel, no vacation time, no days off, nothing going on until the shutdown is resolved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (39g3+)

182 I'm No Angel, Mae West.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (w54mS)

Somebody's happy to see me.

Posted by: Mae West at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

183 "It's actually el pollo loco."

What's the el? Seems superfluous.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (UdKB7)

184

Ever been sodomized by an Italian?

*sobs*

Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (UFLLM)

185
Paul McCartney, on his NEW (!) album Egypt Station, has a song called, Fuh You.

Uh, I wonder what he was trying to say...
(Maybe someone here actually bought/listened to the thing)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:25 PM (miE9U)



I got it as a Christmas gift.

I have to say after the first few songs I was thinking "Holy Cow! This is great. Maybe one of his top three albums evah.

And then it just goes to shit beginning with a song called "People Want Peace"

Apparently, the Cute Beatle has an advanced case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

The album hits an all-time McCartney low with "Despite Repeated Warnings". Six plus minutes of execrable nearly tuneless music and stupid lyrics.


It's sad really.

Paul McCartney is one of the few people in the world who doesn't have to prove a damn thing to anyone. He's been wildly successful for over 50 years.

Yet, here he feels, I guess, that he has to cringe and crawl in solidarity with the SJW a-holes.

Pitiful.

I'll just strip the good stuff off and put it on my iPhone.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (9X624)

186 Mr. WDS treated us to oysters Rockefeller and oysters on the half shell tonight. YUM! I made cocktail and mignonette sauces.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Hmmmm, somebody orbits a much brighter sun...lol

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (LOq4H)

187 The Italians in Naples, cooking the chicken on a rotisserie over burning coals, really know how to use the right spices! I would kill for the recipe for road chicken!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (xm5UF)

188 Jumping off a cliff? No. Just no.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2019 10:39 PM (jm1YL)

189 Glad you could go to the March For Life, WeirdDave! I have never been to one although my parents and siblings have (they left me with my aunt and uncle because I was five). I will have to ask my mom if we had a repeat of last year: a cousin on my dad's side went to the March For Life, a cousin on my mom's side went to the Women's March. Even more ironic is that the Women's March cousin is... adopted. *facepalm*

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 18, 2019 10:39 PM (XKZwp)

190 155 WD, love your 2 moms story
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BJlbN)
***********
Loved it too!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2019 10:39 PM (hECVl)

191 I recently read about a Wienerschnitzel that was about to go out of business, things were so slow. Their only decent seller was corn dogs.

So they made an offer to the community: "You bring it, we'll corn it!"

People went nuts. They brought in ham, bacon, old shoes, cremated remains, ailing pets...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:39 PM (miE9U)

192 I would kill for the recipe for road chicken!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (xm5UF)

We could tell you, but than we'd have to..you know. Chicken Omerta.

Posted by: Miklos Vizzini, Screamin' Sicilian at January 18, 2019 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

193 175
Someone would make a fortune selling "Road Chicken" from street vendors in Naples, Italy. It was like crack.



Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (xm5UF)



Yep. Has to be run over by a FIAT, or it's not the same.

Posted by: Miklos, warming up for his operatic debut at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM


Perhaps the secret to the great taste was the automobile fumes from the vendors being located by "Squeeze Alley."

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:41 PM (xm5UF)

194 162 Eh, I hate chicken livers. So, my MawMaw just used ground beef and pork sausage to make dirty rice because she loved me best.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2019 10:34 PM (uTY3H)


The few times I've prepared it, that's the way I make it too.
*******

qdpsteve, Popeyes red beans is the only side I ever order.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 10:41 PM (Z4rgH)

195 naturalfake, kind of sad to hear.

Yeah, Paul's got it in his head he has to "stay relevant." Same thing that keeps Madonna (who looks more and more like RBG these days) releasing album after album of, er, not-so-classic tracks...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:41 PM (miE9U)

196 McCartney no doubt has some good music in him but he fucks it up with the lyrics.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:41 PM (UdKB7)

197 183 "It's actually el pollo loco."

What's the el? Seems superfluous.
Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (UdKB7)

I worked very hard to EARN that The, thank you very much.

Posted by: The Crazy Chicken at January 18, 2019 10:42 PM (RWvXE)

198 GnuBreed, same here.

Love Popeyes, though I haven't been there in quite some time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:42 PM (miE9U)

199 I'm No Angel, Mae West.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 10:36 PM (w54mS)

Somebody's happy to see me.
Posted by: Mae West
----------

Front carry, IWB. Only to be worn by well-practiced experts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 10:42 PM (HTHlp)

200 I really have nothing to say other than "Hi!"

After watching the self-pantsing exercises of Buzzfeed and NBC I do have to wonder.....

Is the Golden Scalp Weasel pranking them? I know he did that years ago, calling radio stations and claiming to be a "John Miller" (or some such name) to give info on the Donald's movements. Is he doing that now? Having people "prank" the news media since they are suckers for anything anti-Trump to destroy their reputations?
Because if so my regard for the Golden Scalp Weasel would go to lighting votive candles in front of the icon of Saint.....

Is there a patron saint for pranksters, jesters, and all-around weasels?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 10:42 PM (0QYMt)

201 Perhaps the secret to the great taste was the automobile fumes from the vendors being located by "Squeeze Alley."
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 10:41 PM (xm5UF)

Alcohol is always a good bet to as a deciding factor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:43 PM (RWvXE)

202 qdpsteve, Popeyes red beans is the only side I ever order.

They had Jambalaya there last time I went, its pretty good. Never hot enough but their hot sauce is just chemicals. Even their Ghost Pepper chicken is only mildly hot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:43 PM (39g3+)

203 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:33 PM (RWvXE)


Fresh heart from most animals is tasty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

204 WD, love your 2 moms story
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BJlbN)

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Me too WD. As an adoptive parent, that one hit home. Thank the Lord for the women who make the much more difficult choice to give their children life, and a much better one than they felt they could provide.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 10:44 PM (ffYR/)

205 rat.......he took advantage of dollar foods $1 oyster Friday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 18, 2019 10:44 PM (c1nDO)

206 I worked very hard to EARN that The, thank you very much.


Oh, so the chicken is Diane Feinstein. Ummm, no thank you.

Posted by: no good deed at January 18, 2019 10:44 PM (uTY3H)

207 I got the popcorn shrimp po'boy at Popeyes with the Jambalaya. It was like eating a basket of shrimp, they were falling all over the place. Tasty, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (39g3+)

208 McCartney no doubt has some good music in him but he fucks it up with the lyrics

Post Beatles I never liked a single thing he ever did. Boring, crap music. It's so horrible I can't really even describe it. I'd rather shove an ice pick in my eye than listen to a McCartney song. He sucks that bad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (dUJdY)

209 Is there a patron saint for pranksters, jesters, and all-around weasels?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 10:42 PM (0QYMt)

St Philip Neri. Patron saint of practical jokers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (RWvXE)

210 Thanks Weird Dave. Great stuff ... and I have once again shed a tear at the story of your biological mom's courage.

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (WqPYg)

211 Is there a patron saint for pranksters, jesters, and all-around weasels?


Posted by: Mikey
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That would be St. Mathurin. (cheated - looked it up)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (9rIkM)

212 "It's actually el pollo loco."

What's the el? Seems superfluous.
Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:38 PM (UdKB7)

I worked very hard to EARN that The, thank you very much.
Posted by: The Crazy Chicken at January 18, 2019 10:42 PM (RWvXE)


It's like THE Ohio State University.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (T71PA)

213 Oh it's THE Crazy Chicken. Espardonmoui el chicki

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (UdKB7)

214 The Italians in Naples, cooking the chicken on a rotisserie over burning coals, really know how to use the right spices! I would kill for the recipe for road chicken!!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
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You can get it right over there *points to the other side of the road*.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (HTHlp)

215 Have you tried Church's? With one of those big jalapenos?

I dated a girl with big jalapeños once. Her cup size was something ridiculous like M.....What?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 18, 2019 10:46 PM (JP6CH)

216 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (dUJdY)


An all Paul & Yoko ONT?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

217 ''Dropped into Trader Joe's today. I'm not ready to join the cult yet, but I can understand a bit better now why people do. ''

Just so many good things there. It's a place to explore slowly.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2019 10:46 PM (jm1YL)

218 Fresh heart from most animals is tasty
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Especially virgins.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2019 10:46 PM (rMLhD)

219 One would think authentic Neapolitan chicken would be slow roasted over the cleansing magmatic fires on Il Monte Vesuvio...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 18, 2019 10:46 PM (CLcKT)

220 Is there a patron saint for pranksters, jesters, and all-around weasels?

If there is I am putting one up tomorrow with a picture of Trump in the center. Because he's all three but in a good way. I've never had this much fun watching a president.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

221 Dirty Rice is pretty awful cuz it's full o' offal.

I've had the authentic stuff and it's usually full of livers and such.

The nadir of Dirty Ricery came with a meal a wild duck using duck innards.

Blarg!


Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2019 10:47 PM (9X624)

222 Power pasties quote - from Flesh Gordon.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:47 PM (9rIkM)

223 An all Paul & Yoko ONT?

Just shoot me now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (dUJdY)

224 An all Paul & Yoko ONT?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Wait till BP and heart rate have stabilized.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (LOq4H)

225 Is there a patron saint for pranksters, jesters, and all-around weasels?
~~~~~

Closest is probably St. Vitus - Patron saint of comedians and dancers. Has disease named after him too.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (NtglE)

226 St Philip Neri. Patron saint of practical jokers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (RWvXE)

That would be St. Mathurin. (cheated - looked it up)


Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (9rIkM)

Looks like there are options....just like a jester, prankster, and all-around weasel would like!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (0QYMt)

227 Is there a patron saint for pranksters, jesters, and all-around weasels?

Stealer's Wheel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (39g3+)

228 ''Post Beatles I never liked a single thing he ever did. Boring, crap music. It's so horrible I can't really even describe it. I'd rather shove an ice pick in my eye than listen to a McCartney song. He sucks that bad.''

As a group, the Beatles rocked. Separately, not so much but I did enjoy George's output after the split.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2019 10:49 PM (jm1YL)

229 Yeah, Paul's got it in his head he has to "stay relevant." Same thing that keeps Madonna (who looks more and more like RBG these days) releasing album after album of, er, not-so-classic tracks...


Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:41 PM


My theory is he lost his edge when he didn't have Lennon to compete with/impress in the late 70's. He never got it back. He is an outstanding composer, that I won't deny him. But around the mid to late 70's he sort of forgot how to do stuff that was better than... "oh, that's nice." Maybe he forgot how to rock out? Dunno.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2019 10:50 PM (LkFnL)

230 208 McCartney no doubt has some good music in him but he fucks it up with the lyrics

Post Beatles I never liked a single thing he ever did. Boring, crap music. It's so horrible I can't really even describe it. I'd rather shove an ice pick in my eye than listen to a McCartney song. He sucks that bad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (dUJdY)


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If you're not already aware, check out the '69 single "My Dark Hour" from Steve Miller's Brave New World album with Paul McCartney guesting and playing all the instruments (credited under the name Paul Ramon).


When I first heard it a couple years ago (without knowing who played it), I though "Hey, they ripped off the guitar riff from 'Fly Like An Eagle'." Of course, that riff was later reused by Miller for that more popular song.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydb5k2ug

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2019 10:50 PM (WqPYg)

231 Tuna, I agree I loved Harrison's stuff post Beatles and he was my favorite Beatle anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

232 I actually thought George did his best work post Beatles in the 70s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:51 PM (39g3+)

233 >>I'd rather shove an ice pick in my eye than listen to a McCartney song. He sucks that bad.


Take the steak and balls out of Rock and Roll and you get Paul McCartney.

Guarantee he was the one who suggested the Beatles Circle Jerk.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 10:51 PM (3iQ1J)

234 You know, we should have had a hint that President Trump was going to be the Troll Mast In Chief, when, during one of his first interviews, he pointed out the March for Life was taking place the next day, I believe itwas, would be bigger than the pussy hat march and the media wouldn't cover it.

So, of course, after the President mentioned it, media covered the March for Life.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 18, 2019 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

235 Watching Owen Benjamin...

...but you already knew that.

BBL

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 18, 2019 10:51 PM (Ckg4U)

236 Wings is the Official Soundtrack of Two Men in a Hot Tub.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 10:52 PM (3iQ1J)

237 Thank you for the coverage of the March, WD.

Excellent job.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 18, 2019 10:52 PM (WEBkv)

238 So, of course, after the President mentioned it, media covered the March for Life.

And it was bigger. And made less of a mess. With less profanity and insanity from the speakers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:52 PM (39g3+)

239 Jewells, you don't like *anything* Paul McCartney did solo, even in the 1970s? Really?

I can understand disliking his first solo album, which I've read sounded like a bunch of thrown-together rough demos of songs, especially compared to the super-polished work the Beatles always released. Supposedly Paul was just plain pissed off about the breakup, and at the same time desperately to record and release something where he didn't have to run all his ideas past John.

But IMHO a lot of what he did from 1971 to 1983, especially Live & Let Die, Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey, Another Day, Listen To What The Man Said, Band On The Run, is as good (or sometimes, even more enjoyable) than a lot of Beatles tracks.

I also in fact just got McC's solo albums, Ram and Band On The Run. I found I really like Nineteen Eighty-Four (although I don't understand why Paul did this weird southern twang for it) on BOTR, and Smile Away on Ram (which sounds to me a lot like his kiss-off song for the Fab Four).

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:52 PM (miE9U)

240 Closest is probably St. Vitus - Patron saint of comedians and dancers. Has disease named after him too.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (NtglE)

And another!
Not being Catholic (just cautious) I would say load up on all of those saints because we have the first stand-up comedian President of the United States of America and he is on our side and those that are not on our side do not know how to deal with a president, with all of that power, who is also a weasel; and a prankster; and a jester - yet is also -NOT-

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 10:53 PM (0QYMt)

241 I'm let down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 10:15 PM (kpBpD)

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That's too bad. I was looking forward to details with video.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 10:18 PM (ffYR/)

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Yeah. It's a shame. At least we now know he's a pussy, and he made enough threats that it's probably criminal, even if he didn't show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 10:53 PM (kpBpD)

242 Posted by: otho at January 18, 2019 10:50 PM (LkFnL)

I hear he puts on a great show
He will be in my state this summer in 2 different venues

Won't go, too expensive & 2 many people

I would rather go see Ringos ALL Star band

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

243 Electric Hot Tuna is Touring this summer.


Go see Jorman and Jack.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 10:54 PM (3iQ1J)

244 Wings is the Official Soundtrack of Two Men in a Hot Tub.
Posted by: Garrett

In a totally hetero kind of way.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 18, 2019 10:54 PM (rMLhD)

245 St Philip Neri. Patron saint of practical jokers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:45 PM (RWvXE)


cf. Al Neri, patron saint of fishing trips.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 18, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)

246 Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2019 10:50 PM (WqPYg)

Well, I sure recognize the riff! Some great guitar there and I'm not saying McCartney wasn't a good musician as far as playing etc.. but his songs just sucked balls. Elevator music. It was horrible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:55 PM (dUJdY)

247 Catholics have a saint for everything!

I though St. Philip Neri was patron of Green Berets. There was a school named him in the Bronx, and I remember some kid telling me that.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2019 10:55 PM (NtglE)

248 otho, yup.
Shain, I'll check that out, thanks!
Jewells, Harrison's stuff is great, no question. He also always seemed to me the most level-headed, mature Beatle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:55 PM (miE9U)

249 Fresh heart from most animals is tasty
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Especially virgins.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2019 10:46 PM (rMLhD)

You've got the Aztec vote!

Posted by: Miklosohuatl at January 18, 2019 10:55 PM (zCyNd)

250 May God bless you and yours WD. My respect for you has gone through the roof.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 18, 2019 10:56 PM (C+wjz)

251 Weather Channel bought out Intellicast, now my radar is about as worthless as KFC. 3 hours old?

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 10:56 PM (RuIsu)

252 I hear he puts on a great show
He will be in my state this summer in 2 different venues

Won't go, too expensive & 2 many people

I would rather go see Ringos ALL Star band


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 10:53 PM


Yep. I'm a Ringo fan.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2019 10:57 PM (LkFnL)

253 But IMHO a lot of what he did from 1971 to 1983, especially Live & Let Die, Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey, Another Day, Listen To What The Man Said, Band On The Run, is as good (or sometimes, even more enjoyable) than a lot of Beatles tracks.

Sorry.. just hated them all. Uncle Albert was kind of a fun song but sure as fuck is NOT rock.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:57 PM (dUJdY)

254 Once Harrison got past his doofy Hindu stuff he got great. I loved Cloud Nine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:58 PM (39g3+)

255 I get the McCartney hate and i'm not a fan in particular but you have to admit he's got a lot more talent than most of the current crop of musicians. Of course Zappa had more music in his friendly little finger than the whole lot of 'em but we wont get in to that now will we.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:58 PM (UdKB7)

256 Christopher, I can understand that about George Harrison. Sad that John/Paul were so dismissive of so much of his work when the band was together.

In ANY OTHER BAND, Harrison would have been the natural leader. But it was just his luck to end up in a band where the two major players, besides being in charge, were actually (or at least, considered) even more talented that he was.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:58 PM (miE9U)

257 Speaking of adoption - does anybody watch Long Lost Family on TLC? It's about adoptees searching for their birth parents and birth mothers searching for their adopted kids. Occasionally it's a sibling searching for an adopted sibling. Ancestry.com is a sponsor and helps with the research and dna testing. I don't think I've watched an episode yet where I haven't cried. Really moving - and it's sad how so many of the moms think their kids will hate them for giving them up, and that's never the case. The kids are always so grateful and understanding of why their mothers gave them up.

I highly recommend the show. It's one of my favorites.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 10:58 PM (hkMx0)

258 243 Go see Jorman and Jack.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 10:54 PM (3iQ1J)


Some years back, I saw an acoustic tour that Jorma did with GE Smith, whom I had thought of only as "that guy who was playing and giving the douchey grin before the commercials on SNL."

I was wrong. He was amazing, and they put on a great show together.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 10:58 PM (ed8K1)

259 I use that last picture in my annual abortion blog post - can't remember where I found it all those years ago, but it is such a powerful image that I HAD to use it:

https://kochstour.com/2019/01/18/perceptions-7/

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM (uDcBt)

260 Yep. I'm a Ringo fan.

and he has aged well hasn't he?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM (dUJdY)

261 Abortion is legal in Israel and they wrote the Bible

Posted by: No at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM (dHDAY)

262 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Neri

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM (RWvXE)

263 251 Weather Channel bought out Intellicast, now my radar is about as worthless as KFC. 3 hours old?
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 10:56 PM (RuIsu)


Yeah--just checked Intellicast and got Weather Underground. What a crappy site. Radar doesn't work on iPad. Doesn't work on the app either.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

264 MisHum, I admit I'm with you, I'd probably rather see Ringo too.

Also, if I had the opportunity to meet either Paul or Ringo, I'd probably choose Ringo. He seems so much more approachable, funny and down-to-earth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM (miE9U)

265 I have an 'idiot at work' story that, if it had been filmed back then, would have made the video.

In college, I got a summer job at a small local lumber store thanks to my friend who was driving their delivery truck. He left and I took over driving the truck. It was a 12-foot flatbed, 8-gear truck with very touchy air brakes.

So I'm teaching a new guy on the truck as I'm leaving the job. He goes with me on a few runs, both warehouse pickups and home deliveries. The day comes for his big solo. He goes out and comes back with a load of 2x4s some of which had crashed through the back window, not quite reaching the front windshield and also narrowly missing his head.

What happened? After all the warnings about the touchy air brakes, he had hit them too hard with the load he was carrying. He was gone within the hour of returning with the now damaged truck.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2019 11:00 PM (Y8PSl)

266 Christopher, I love that album too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 11:00 PM (miE9U)

267 Have to agree with Jewells. McCartney sucks big, fat English donkey balls x eleventy. Hate his pretentious shit. Arrogant, Limey, fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

268 I will give you bad relationship advice and I will give you medical advice that will land you in the ER twice as fast as your original injury.

But I will never steer you wrong on music.

The other band that is on the Road this Spring and is a MUST SEE if you are close enough to a Show/Date is Orgone.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:01 PM (3iQ1J)

269 Weather Channel bought out Intellicast, now my radar is about as worthless as KFC. 3 hours old?

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 10:56 PM (RuIsu)



Yeah--just checked Intellicast and got Weather Underground. What a
crappy site. Radar doesn't work on iPad. Doesn't work on the app
either.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM



Nor does it work on Windows...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 18, 2019 11:01 PM (CLcKT)

270 freaked: true.
Imagine what would have happened if Frank and Paul tried to work together. OMG...

Probably would have gotten some great music, but there also would have been screaming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 11:01 PM (miE9U)

271 Woop, woop!~

@theblaze

Congressional Black Caucus demands Sheila Jackson Lee step down over intern rape allegations

preview.tinyurl.com/yag5ar3q

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:02 PM (ZejZP)

272 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

Said it more eloquently than I did, lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:02 PM (dUJdY)

273 271 Woop, woop!~

@theblaze

Congressional Black Caucus demands Sheila Jackson Lee step down over intern rape allegations

preview.tinyurl.com/yag5ar3q
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:02 PM (ZejZP)


Very surprising, if true. That's not how the Leftists usually roll.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:03 PM (ed8K1)

274 Congressional Black Caucus demands Sheila Jackson Lee step down over intern rape allegations

preview.tinyurl.com/yag5ar3q

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:02 PM (ZejZP)

Dat shit might tip over

Posted by: Hank "the Spank" Johnson at January 18, 2019 11:03 PM (zCyNd)

275 Congressional Black Caucus demands Sheila Jackson Lee step down over intern rape allegations

While I think she should step down... this seems like an absurd reason. You should resign because some guy working in your campaign was allegedly scum????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:03 PM (39g3+)

276 Imagine what would have happened if Frank and Paul tried to work together.

Well once Paul woke up and put a steak over his eye, Frank might let him hold his martini while he sang

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:04 PM (39g3+)

277 275 While I think she should step down... this seems like an absurd reason. You should resign because some guy working in your campaign was allegedly scum????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:03 PM (39g3+)


No, you're missing a piece. The alleged victim came to Jackson-Lee, and got fired for it.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:04 PM (ed8K1)

278 >>Imagine what would have happened if Frank and Paul tried to work together. OMG...


Ever read the stories about Buddy Rich and Sinatra working together?


Funny stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:04 PM (3iQ1J)

279 "270 freaked: true.
Imagine what would have happened if Frank and Paul tried to work together. OMG... "

Actually, Frank and John and Yoko did get together and there was screaming and then John stole one of recordings and claimed it as his own. FZ was not pleased.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 11:04 PM (UdKB7)

280

I would rather go see Ringos ALL Star band


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 10:53 PM



MisHum... I highly recommend Ringo's rather overlooked early 70's country LP "Beaucoups Of Blues". It's really good.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2019 11:04 PM (LkFnL)

281 272; Sometimes, it just needs to be said, Jewells.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

282 Have to agree with Jewells. McCartney sucks big, fat English donkey balls x eleventy. Hate his pretentious shit. Arrogant, Limey, fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

The cure for McCartney soy-infused fuckery: Uncle Ted


https://youtu.be/ZTVDHnwlz5k

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 18, 2019 11:05 PM (rMLhD)

283 off plagiarist cucksock

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 18, 2019 11:06 PM (rMLhD)

284 273
Very surprising, if true. That's not how the Leftists usually roll.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:03 PM (ed8K1)


Maybe they have a younger and more radical candidate waiting in the wings.

Posted by: rickl at January 18, 2019 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

285 Does anybody really listen to real rock anymore? You can hardly find a radio station that plays it. It's all top 40, pop, rap.. crap. I found a whole new world out there when my daughter came to visit 2 years ago. Bands I had never heard of that play real rock. I burned about 15 of her CD's and just asking myself.. where the hell have these guys been?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:06 PM (dUJdY)

286 freaked, LOL.
Yeah, I admit none of the Beatles have probably ever heard the word 'no' since 1970. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 11:07 PM (miE9U)

287 Really moving - and it's sad how so many of the moms think their kids will hate them for giving them up, and that's never the case. The kids are always so grateful and understanding of why their mothers gave them up.

I highly recommend the show. It's one of my favorites.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 10:58 PM (hkMx0)

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As I mentioned earlier, I'm an adoptive parent. I'm not sure if I would want to watch that show, just due to my own daughters circumstances. Her Birth mother is an alcoholic, and her sister is 18 years older than her. Last I heard, her sister was still in jail for accessory to murder. No word on Birth mother.

Thankfully, we got her when she was one day old. Daughter has never been interested in connecting with them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:07 PM (ffYR/)

288 Ever read the stories about Buddy Rich and Sinatra working together?


Funny stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:04 PM (3iQ1J)

And the time Sinatra's band borrowed shirts from Paul Anka? Epic.

Posted by: Miklos, musicalalalagist at January 18, 2019 11:07 PM (zCyNd)

289 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 18, 2019 11:05 PM (rMLhD)

Good choice but where did you copy that from?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

290 Is there a patron saint for bartenders?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 11:08 PM (xRy5Q)

291 285 Does anybody really listen to real rock anymore? You can hardly find a radio station that plays it. It's all top 40, pop, rap.. crap. I found a whole new world out there when my daughter came to visit 2 years ago. Bands I had never heard of that play real rock. I burned about 15 of her CD's and just asking myself.. where the hell have these guys been?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:06 PM (dUJdY)


Got some band names to suggest? Someone told me I should check out Deer Hunter but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:08 PM (ed8K1)

292 >>Is there a patron saint for bartenders?


I think you mean Petreon.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (3iQ1J)

293 I attended a March for life today also in Las Vegas, met a lot of young people which was heartening.
Here is a time lapse video of the DC March.
This is amazing, thank God.
https://twitter.com/StudentsforLife/status/1086392692425310208
Pray For The Unborn!

Posted by: LL at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (AvblT)

294 My theory on the Pelosi kerfluffle

First up, to requisition a large military (luxury) aircraft for the junket, she added Afghan and Egypt stops when her main goal was to partay in Europe for a week. And notice the only invitees were House Dems; this was a reward to her loyalists for making her Speaker.

Then Trump caught wind of her scheme, and we all know what happened next. Then came the one day delay in a response from Nancy, as she cooked up a plausible semi-lie to explain away this second House vacation in less than 3 weeks in session. And throw a little shade at the Trumpster while she was at it.

Heh heh heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (Z4rgH)

295 Here's a little more on the story of FZ and John and Yoko:

https://tinyurl.com/y94hg982

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (UdKB7)

296 As a group, the Beatles rocked. Separately, not so much but I did enjoy George's output after the split.

Posted by: Tuna at January 18, 2019 10:49 PM (jm1YL)

Ringo Starr did not forget how to rock. He has put out a number of pretty good albums, that rarely became good sellers. But they rocked, nonetheless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (nPGq2)

297 Yep. I'm a Ringo fan.

and he has aged well hasn't he?


Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM


Yes he has.... and he never lost it. Ringo's output over the decades is kinda patchy, but consistent in that he always managed to return with quality, no frills rock/pop.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (LkFnL)

298
While I think she should step down... this seems like an absurd reason. You should resign because some guy working in your campaign was allegedly scum????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Err, she fired the accuser after the accuser asked for a meeting with Jackson Lee.

May want to check Ace's post on the fronty-front.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (ZejZP)

299 Christopher, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (miE9U)

300
Catholics have a saint for everything!

St. Francis of Assisi: patron saint of animals
St. Hubert: patron saint of dog breeders and hunters

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:10 PM (LsBY9)

301 285; Jewells, internet radio is your friend. I usually listen to WBAB out of Long Guy Land. Good stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

302 Flightaware dot com has a good fresh radar, a tad fiddly to set up. But always current.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 11:11 PM (RuIsu)

303 Weird Dave, thanks for the March for Life report. How wonderful. Hopefully, one day in the future, abortion will be recognized as the atrocity it is.

The pics I saw on Twitter had mostly women in the shots (why, it's almost like a woman's march) , contradicting the left's claim that being a woman equals pro-abortion. Of course we all know that's a lie (and so do we).

A March for Life MoMe sounds awesome.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 18, 2019 11:11 PM (9hauA)

304 St. Amandus - patron of all who produce beer: brewers, innkeepers and bartenders.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 11:11 PM (9rIkM)

305 Just a little from the FZ and John and Yoko show:

"The brilliant Howard Kaylan and Mark Volman, aka Flo and Eddie, took over on vocals and introduced a new lyrical theme for the silver tongued song smith to expand upon, Scumbag. John happily grabbed onto this new word and sang to save his life, while Flo and Eddie draped a potato sack over Yoko."

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 11:12 PM (UdKB7)

306 While I think she should step down... this seems like an absurd reason. You should resign because some guy working in your campaign was allegedly scum????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:03 PM (39g3+)


Don't you like watching the PoundMeToo conflagration burn up their own?

The hotter and faster it burns (and takes down leftists), the quicker it will burn out and we can return to our normal programming.

Enjoy the schadenfreude while it lasts.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2019 11:12 PM (Y8PSl)

307 Heh heh heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (Z4rgH)

Adda heh.

Trump tweeted Big Announcement Tomorrow exactly when Pelosi was at Reagan National (she must hate that) about to board a flight to SanFran.

Yes, there are pictures.

Posted by: Miklos, hey la at January 18, 2019 11:12 PM (zCyNd)

308 294 My theory on the Pelosi kerfluffle
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2019 11:09 PM (Z4rgH)


Not bad, and much more sophisticated than mine, which was that Afghanistan was on the agenda only to have an excuse to keep the whole thing top-secret. I mean, are we supposed to believe she really wanted to visit the troops?

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:12 PM (ed8K1)

309 Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:08 PM (ed8K1)

Shinedown
Adelita's Way
Disturbed
Three Days Grace
From the Ashes
Nothing More
Bullet for my Valentine
5 Finger Death Punch

That's a start. So many more.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:12 PM (dUJdY)

310 309 Shinedown
Adelita's Way
Disturbed
Three Days Grace
From the Ashes
Nothing More
Bullet for my Valentine
5 Finger Death Punch

That's a start. So many more.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:12 PM (dUJdY)


Thank you Jewells! Will explore.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2019 11:13 PM (ed8K1)

311 Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 11:11 PM (9rIkM)


.....

Sweet!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2019 11:14 PM (xRy5Q)

312 Thanks Chavez.. I will check that out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:14 PM (dUJdY)

313 Nanzi and her fellow travelers (communists) were never going to A-Stan. That leg would have been cancelled due to security concerns.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 18, 2019 11:14 PM (xm5UF)

314 freaked, I think Schumer/Pelosi are the John and Yoko of Congress...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 11:15 PM (miE9U)

315 Thank you Jewells! Will explore.

Enjoy! Closest to my heart is Shinedown. Seriously, their music got me thru some dark stuff.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:16 PM (dUJdY)

316 Oh Frank Zappa? He'd just order Paul McCartney out of the studio he owned and ran for being unprofessional and lazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:17 PM (39g3+)

317 Hello Horde!

Happy Weekend!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:17 PM (7ViAm)

318 'I think Schumer/Pelosi are the John and Yoko of Congress...'

They've got the Scumbag part nailed.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 11:19 PM (UdKB7)

319 Night all.. past my bedtime.

Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:19 PM (dUJdY)

320 Night, Jewells.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:20 PM (KP5rU)

321 Closest is probably St. Vitus - Patron saint of comedians and dancers. Has disease named after him too.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (NtglE)


Gingivitus?

Posted by: Average Guy at January 18, 2019 11:20 PM (LMcFk)

322 H + G Jewells. Have a good night.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:21 PM (ffYR/)

323 Don't we all stand on the shoulders of the Colonel really?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 18, 2019 11:21 PM (Ndje9)

324 Saints:

I took the name Maximilian for confirmation. Yes, mostly because as a 13 year old it sounded awesome.

But I did the research on Fr. Maximilian Kolbe who was murdered in Auschwitz after volunteering that he was the prisoner that stole bread that another prisoner had actually stolen. Just to save one person.

I couldn't and can't imagine I would . He's a measure of people greater than I could hope to be.

His Feast Day is Aug. 14th.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:23 PM (ZejZP)

325 I hate politics. It ruins everything these days. Movies, commercials, sports, games, etc.

Meet an interesting lady? Have lots of things in common, including life philosophies? Personalities even mesh? Too bad, she has different politics than you. Might as well pull the eject button before getting too involved. Sigh.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:24 PM (7ViAm)

326 @Calm Mentor - You at least know enough to give your daughter some bare bones info about her birth family. Some of the adoptees on the show know absolutely nothing about their origins. And of course they only show the stories that are successful and where both the parent and child agree to go through with the show. It does give a realistic look at abortion. Some of the moms were in a truly bad situation and are still not doing great. In those cases it's very clear that they did their child a huge favor by allowing the child to be adopted.

Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 11:25 PM (hkMx0)

327 314 freaked, I think Schumer/Pelosi are the John and Yoko of Congress...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 11:15 PM

I saw a side-by-side of Schumer/Pelosi next to Jeff Dunham's puppets Walter and Peanut. Pelosi is a dead ringer for Peanut.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:26 PM (7ViAm)

328 Wonder if Trump is going to announce a Reduction In Force tomorrow?


Sunday will be day 30 of the shutdown, and it is definitely his MO to go ahead and pull out his big guns.


If he does that, the Dems will give him $50B for the wall.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 18, 2019 11:27 PM (fdTrp)

329

Saint Vitus dance on my molars tonight
Aching to get me
Aching to get me, get me oh...

Posted by: A. Cooper at January 18, 2019 11:27 PM (aKsyK)

330 I hate politics. It ruins everything these days. Movies, commercials, sports, games, etc.

Meet an interesting lady? Have lots of things in common, including life philosophies? Personalities even mesh? Too bad, she has different politics than you. Might as well pull the eject button before getting too involved. Sigh.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:24 PM (7ViAm)

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Agreed. The Leftards have been very successful in politicizing every aspect of life. It is very discouraging.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:28 PM (ffYR/)

331 Does anybody really listen to real rock anymore? You can hardly find a radio station that plays it. It's all top 40, pop, rap.. crap.

******************************

That reminds me of the Billy Joel song Still Rock N Roll to Me. Listening to the lyrics you could almost adapt it as a critique on today's fuckheaded soyed up millennials.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:28 PM (+dsLj)

332 dHDAY is trollin' again... for dick.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:29 PM (ykYG2)

333 Closest is probably St. Vitus - Patron saint of comedians and dancers. Has disease named after him too.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 18, 2019 10:48 PM (NtglE)



Gingivitus?

Posted by: Average Guy at January 18, 2019 11:20 PM


Well played!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 18, 2019 11:29 PM (CLcKT)

334 Meet an interesting lady? Have lots of things in common, including life philosophies? Personalities even mesh? Too bad, she has different politics than you. Might as well pull the eject button before getting too involved. Sigh.

******************

Just about as depressing as using a political filter "conservative or Republican" on any dating site and watching 98% of your matches instantly disappear.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:31 PM (+dsLj)

335 This clip is about 10-12 years old?
https://tinyurl.com/yb7mphd2
Still great watching jet fighters do jet fighter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 11:31 PM (0QYMt)

336 I'm the patron saint of the diabeetus.

Posted by: St. Wilford of Brimley at January 18, 2019 11:31 PM (zCyNd)

337 I don't like eatin' guts. Dirty rice is made up of guts and maybe some sausage. And rice with spices. If you leave out the livers and gizzards and hearts its not bad. But then, that's not authentic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 10:32 PM (39g3+)

I don't like chicken, but I love chicken livers, gizzard and hearts, especially gizzard. When I was growing up in Nigeria, gizzard was kind of a delicacy. My dad would say it was for grownups only, but he would usually end up giving us some.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 18, 2019 11:31 PM (9hauA)

338 Well, I am going to get an early one. Going out 4-wheeling in the desert tomorrow. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 11:32 PM (nPGq2)

339 Just about as depressing as using a political filter "conservative or Republican" on any dating site and watching 98% of your matches instantly disappear.

Welcome to the Front Range of Colorado. Where Ken Buck in 2010 lost the female vote by 17% and where 100000 women marched with pussyhats in January 2017.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:33 PM (ykYG2)

340 334 Meet an interesting lady? Have lots of things in common, including life philosophies? Personalities even mesh? Too bad, she has different politics than you. Might as well pull the eject button before getting too involved. Sigh.

******************

Just about as depressing as using a political filter "conservative or Republican" on any dating site and watching 98% of your matches instantly disappear.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:31 PM (+dsLj)


Why buy a woman a house if you don't like her?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

341 This clip is about 10-12 years old?
https://tinyurl.com/yb7mphd2
Still great watching jet fighters do jet fighter.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet!

*misreads*
*clicks link*
*disappointed*

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 18, 2019 11:34 PM (rMLhD)

342 Going out 4-wheeling in the desert tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 11:32 PM (nPGq2)

Have you read my book?

Posted by: Magnificent Bastard at January 18, 2019 11:34 PM (zCyNd)

343 Just about as depressing as using a political filter "conservative or Republican" on any dating site and watching 98% of your matches instantly disappear.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:31 PM

Indeed... Or the ones that put conservative/Republican but still support the usual liberal policies, like bigger government/health care/abortion.

"Conservative", huh?

"Why you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means..."

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:35 PM (7ViAm)

344 My mom would put the gizzards and livers in the chicken and dumplings and my sister and I would fight over who got them.

Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 11:36 PM (UdKB7)

345 Slightly OT.

If you are a fan of the band Chicago, you owe it to yourself to see "Leonid and Friends", a tribute band from Russia that recreates their classic music.

It was a much better concert than some "real" concerts I've seen.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 18, 2019 11:37 PM (zCabI)

346 Welcome to the Front Range of Colorado. Where Ken Buck in 2010 lost the female vote by 17% and where 100000 women marched with pussyhats in January 2017.

******************************

Geebus, Colorado is more like California than California is like California.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:38 PM (+dsLj)

347 I know Razorfist got linked here recently, and he gave his take on the Gillette ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me_WxIKNiEY

I especially liked when he compared it to older Gillette ads.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:38 PM (7ViAm)

348 I especially liked when he compared it to older Gillette ads.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:38 PM (7ViAm)

You've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: Miklos Slim at January 18, 2019 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

349 "Conservative", huh? "Why you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means..."

*****************

That's another scary thing, the amount of "conservative women" who are total shams. I read elsewhere that because the lefttarded crowd is so oversaturated that they put on a pretense of being conservative so they can be worshipped by desperate and lonely Republican men.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:40 PM (+dsLj)

350 they put on a pretense of being conservative so they can be worshipped by desperate and lonely Republican men.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:40 PM (+dsLj)

Or so they have a chance of getting an actual man?

Posted by: Miklos, social commenter and poaster at January 18, 2019 11:41 PM (zCyNd)

351 I read elsewhere that because the lefttarded crowd is so oversaturated that they put on a pretense of being conservative so they can be worshipped by desperate and lonely Republican men.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Shameful.

Posted by: S.E. Cupp - Conservative thot leader at January 18, 2019 11:42 PM (rMLhD)

352 I would rather be labled as a fucking idiot than a republican man. The state of that party is gutless as fuck. No thanks. Trump should start a new party.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

353 Meet an interesting lady? Have lots of things in common, including life philosophies? Personalities even mesh? Too bad, she has different politics than you. Might as well pull the eject button before getting too involved. Sigh.

******************

Just about as depressing as using a political filter "conservative or Republican" on any dating site and watching 98% of your matches instantly disappear.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Imconvinced half, if not more, guys identify as Democrats because of the easy pussy

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2019 11:43 PM (sFO1P)

354 Or so they have a chance of getting an actual man?
Posted by: Miklos, social commenter and poaster at January 18, 2019 11:41 PM (zCyNd)

*********************************

I'm sure some might believe that, which is why Trump proves there is a God. It wasn't just the cucks he unmasked but the feminists feigning conservatism too.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:44 PM (+dsLj)

355 That's another scary thing, the amount of "conservative women" who are total shams. I read elsewhere that because the lefttarded crowd is so oversaturated that they put on a pretense of being conservative so they can be worshipped by desperate and lonely Republican men.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:40 PM

Interesting, hadn't thought of that. I guess I can understand it, though, seeing all those reports on how leftist men act...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:44 PM (7ViAm)

356 @Calm Mentor - You at least know enough to give your daughter some bare bones info about her birth family. Some of the adoptees on the show know absolutely nothing about their origins. And of course they only show the stories that are successful and where both the parent and child agree to go through with the show. It does give a realistic look at abortion. Some of the moms were in a truly bad situation and are still not doing great. In those cases it's very clear that they did their child a huge favor by allowing the child to be adopted.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 11:25 PM (hkMx0)

------------------------

Agreed, but we were kinda forced into this. It was supposed to be a "closed adoption", meaning no information about us went out to the birth mother's family. We communicated by writing several times a year in writing through our adoption agency. Well, they got sloppy and forwarded written stuff with our return info on it.

We then began getting late night phone calls, drunken, from birth mom, and letters from her sister,from prison. This was when daughter was 12.

We had told her, early on, that she was adopted. We did this at the time she began to ask where babies came from. We in no way wanted her traumatized later in life by finding out she had been living a lie. This was an upsetting couple of months for her, but she came around. Kids are resilient, thank God.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:44 PM (ffYR/)

357 I would rather be labled as a fucking idiot than a republican man. The state of that party is gutless as fuck. No thanks. Trump should start a new party.

**********

I refer to my political ideology as a Trumpican.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:45 PM (+dsLj)

358 352 I would rather be labled as a fucking idiot than a republican man. The state of that party is gutless as fuck. No thanks. Trump should start a new party.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:43 PM

This. And feeling more like this every day.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:45 PM (7ViAm)

359 I hate politics. It ruins everything these days. Movies, commercials, sports, games, etc.
----------

The great success of the Left has been the conversion of every aspect of life to a political issue.

It's classic Marx, of course. It is necessary in order to destroy the bourgeoisie, to destroy any sense of individuality, or inclination to question the State.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:45 PM (HTHlp)

360 Reverse the sides. If the dims were pro life and the normals were pro abortion would the march for life be news worthy?

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 18, 2019 11:45 PM (0OmEj)

361 Shameful. Posted by: S.E. Cupp - Conservative thot leader at January 18, 2019 11:42 PM (rMLhD)

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LOL

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:45 PM (+dsLj)

362 357: Works for me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:45 PM (KP5rU)

363 We live in evil times.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 18, 2019 11:46 PM (0OmEj)

364 I mainly listen to classical music. Most of those guys are dead, and thus have no opinions on Trump they feel they must shout.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 18, 2019 11:47 PM (l9m7l)

365 I especially liked when he compared it to older Gillette ads.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted,


He's rather reserved.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM (ZejZP)

366 Weather Channel bought out Intellicast, now my radar is about as worthless as KFC. 3 hours old?

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 10:56 PM (RuIsu)



Yeah--just checked Intellicast and got Weather Underground. What a
crappy site. Radar doesn't work on iPad. Doesn't work on the app
either.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2019 10:59 PM



Nor does it work on Windows...
Posted by: Zettai

Darksky?

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM (sFO1P)

367 I learned everything I need to know about republicans from, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, and, Juan "Fucking" McCain. Fuck every one of those assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM (KP5rU)

368 365 I especially liked when he compared it to older Gillette ads.
Posted by: Erik the Redacted,

He's rather reserved.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM

Heh.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:49 PM (7ViAm)

369 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM (KP5rU)


Bush 41, read my lips. Turns out it was porn fellatio

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 11:50 PM (aA3+G)

370 I learned everything I need to know about republicans from, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, and, Juan "Fucking" McCain. Fuck every one of those assholes.

**********************************

Every day I wonder what urine colored stain on my soul will be harder to eradicate: having voted for McCain or voting for Romney.

I would say McCain but it looks like Romney is going to make his his mission to out McCain McCain now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:50 PM (+dsLj)

371 For ipad, myradarpro. works the best. I tried most others, they all suck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:51 PM (KP5rU)

372 Bush 41, read my lips. Turns out it was porn fellatio

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I wonder if Reagan's biggest mistake wasn't the amnesty compromise but picking Bush for his VP.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:51 PM (+dsLj)

373 Is it worth a moron's time to start a correspondence with the prison ladies?

I'm thinking, skip the arsonistas; but the murderesses might make the death less painful

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:51 PM (ykYG2)

374 I mainly listen to classical music. Most of those guys are dead, and thus have no opinions on Trump they feel they must shout.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 18, 2019 11:47 PM (l9m7l)

LOL. So true.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 18, 2019 11:52 PM (9hauA)

375 367 I learned everything I need to know about republicans from, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, and, Juan "Fucking" McCain. Fuck every one of those assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM

Yep... I don't even know what to call myself these days, none of the "convenient" labels fit. Makes it difficult to convey a general political stance in a brief statement.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:52 PM (7ViAm)

376 369: MH, thanks, forgot about that spineless fuck. Sellout. Left his balls on that sub.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

377 chique!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

378 364 I mainly listen to classical music. Most of those guys are dead, and thus have no opinions on Trump they feel they must shout.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 18, 2019 11:47 PM

I find myself watching old movies and shows for the same reasons.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:54 PM (7ViAm)

379 376 369: MH, thanks, forgot about that spineless fuck. Sellout. Left his balls on that sub.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

We all have our cross to bear

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 18, 2019 11:54 PM (aA3+G)

380 Every day I wonder what urine colored stain on my soul will be harder to eradicate: having voted for McCain or voting for Romney.

I would say McCain but it looks like Romney is going to make his his mission to out McCain McCain now.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:50 PM (+dsLj)

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Fortunately for us an unfortunately for FPC Mittens, he will not be able to do this. McStain had 30+ years in the Senate to coalition build. Freshman FPC Senator Romney began isolating himself before he was even seated.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:55 PM (ffYR/)

381 I learned everything I need to know about
republicans from, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, and, Juan "Fucking" McCain.
Fuck every one of those assholes.



Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM



Yep... I don't even know what to call myself these days, none of
the "convenient" labels fit. Makes it difficult to convey a general
political stance in a brief statement.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:52 PM (7ViAm)



Militant Legacy American has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (9Om/r)

382 Watching Razorfist YT now:

"Drums that shit harder than a 15 year old girl reading 50 shades of grey"

Ok, I'm Jonah-Goldberging that one.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (+dsLj)

383 I voted for Palin anyway, not McCrap.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (ykYG2)

384 Calm Mentor - yikes! Doesn't sound like your daughter would make for a happy story on the show. And I do wonder how many cases they research that are not used because it wasn't a happy ending. Good on you for adopting!

Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (hkMx0)

385 I wonder if Reagan's biggest mistake wasn't the amnesty compromise but picking Bush for his VP.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

I have a 97 point test for answering that question.

Posted by: Sandra Day O'Connor at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (rMLhD)

386

I hate fucking monkeys!

Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (UFLLM)

387 379: MH, nah, water off a duck, my friend. I can still learn from the moron horde.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

388 Freshman FPC Senator Romney began isolating himself before he was even seated.

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That's true, I think even his niece distanced herself from him too.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:57 PM (+dsLj)

389 Once again, Berserker nails it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

390 Learned that another coworker is not of the body. It's a state agency where there is only one political belief.

Somehow the discussion turn to cap and trade and he referred to carbon as plant food. It went unnoticed by all except me. Now other comments made in passing completed the picture. So now almost half the team are enemies of the state.

Bawhaaaa

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (rzxmD)

391 I hate fucking monkeys!
Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (UFLLM)

Then maybe you shouldn't yada yada yada...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (8g9zh)

392 Militant Legacy American has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM

I like it.

Definitely something with American. Maybe just "American". lol

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (7ViAm)

393 Nor does it work on Windows...

Posted by: Zettai


Darksky?

Posted by: Jean at January 18, 2019 11:48 PM

???

Wunderground / Weather Underground will load, albeit slowly, in my Internet Explorer, but it does nothing... I've not tried Edge -- but who would do that anyway?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (CLcKT)

394 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)


Loving our state assembly deep throating Evers and swallowing his load

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 19, 2019 12:00 AM (aA3+G)

395 Every day I wonder what urine colored stain on my soul will be harder to eradicate: having voted for McCain or voting for Romney.

I would say McCain but it looks like Romney is going to make his his mission to out McCain McCain now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:50 PM (+dsLj)


I feel the same way abut thoe two votes, too. Maybe if McCain and Romney had been 'Mondaled' when they lost, instead of me (and you) giving them affirmation in their loss by giving them those votes, they might be gone from politics quicker, or at least their impact on politics non-existent.

I never really thought about how my votes helped to encourage those two assholes to be such glorious assholes.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

396 I have to say, I'm pretty amazed Razorfist managed to decorate his room/apartment in shades of only black, white and the occasional red without resorting to using a grayscale filter on his camera.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 19, 2019 12:02 AM (+dsLj)

397 390 Learned that another coworker is not of the body. It's a state agency where there is only one political belief.

Somehow the discussion turn to cap and trade and he referred to carbon as plant food. It went unnoticed by all except me. Now other comments made in passing completed the picture. So now almost half the team are enemies of the state.

Bawhaaaa

Posted by: Beartooth at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM

Heh, nice!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 19, 2019 12:02 AM (7ViAm)

398 394; You and I knew it would happen. They are all of the "body." Hang on to both cheeks, because here it comes again. Another "Diamond" Jim Doyle buttfuck. Plus, no reach around. Tony don't play that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2019 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

399 Good night gang

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 19, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)

400 I have to say, I'm pretty amazed Razorfist managed to decorate his room/apartment in shades of only black, white and the occasional red without resorting to using a grayscale filter on his camera.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


Reserve your judgement until you see the filter on Ace's vid-blogs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2019 12:05 AM (ZejZP)

401 Night, MH.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2019 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

402
Once again, Berserker nails it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

Well my nic pretty much says it all. Dragonheads. The viking wing of the republican party. The ones the country club republicans shun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2019 12:07 AM (9Om/r)

403 Calm Mentor - yikes! Doesn't sound like your daughter would make for a happy story on the show. And I do wonder how many cases they research that are not used because it wasn't a happy ending. Good on you for adopting!
Posted by: biancaneve at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM (hkMx0)

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Her story winds up with a happy ending. She graduated Nursing school at Alabama in Dec., is getting married 2/16, and moving from Atlanta to Birmingham to start her job as a Neo natal ICU nurse right after the wedding.

She is good. Her birth family, not so much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:07 AM (ffYR/)

404 And Kutztown a suburb of Allentown?! That's news to many.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 09:57 PM (YPJrZ)

_____________________

Not even in the same county.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2019 12:08 AM (rzAiD)

405 402; Hell, they eon't even let me on the property.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2019 12:09 AM (KP5rU)

406 I wonder if Reagan's biggest mistake wasn't the amnesty compromise but picking Bush for his VP.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:51 PM (+dsLj)


Bush was forced on Reagan by the GOP political 'consultants'. Reagan was an outsider, not as much as Trump but still an outsider, so Bush was put in to temper the Reagan 'tantrum' exhibited by the voters. Then Bush proved he is no Reagan by losing in his second election to a governor from Arkansas.

I fear the problem with Reagan will be the problem with Trump: Who comes after? Who can carry the torch with sufficient 'I don't give a fucks'? Who would pull Imperial Nancy's plane at the last second like Trump? That whole incident has a yuge 'I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!' written all over it.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 12:09 AM (Y8PSl)

407 Her story winds up with a happy ending. She graduated Nursing school at Alabama in Dec., is getting married 2/16, and moving from Atlanta to Birmingham to start her job as a Neo natal ICU nurse right after the wedding.

She is good. Her birth family, not so much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:07 AM

Congratulations!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 19, 2019 12:09 AM (7ViAm)

408 Miklos, you know who else was Austrian... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 18, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)


Carl Menger, Ludwig von Mises and Friedrich Hayek?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2019 12:10 AM (mUa7G)

409 'I don't give a fucks'? Who would pull Imperial Nancy's plane at the last second like Trump? That whole incident has a yuge 'I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!' written all over it.

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Thats my worry too, Trump is truly a walking Black Swan Event.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 19, 2019 12:12 AM (+dsLj)

410 372
I wonder if Reagan's biggest mistake wasn't the amnesty compromise but picking Bush for his VP.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 18, 2019 11:51 PM (+dsLj)


From what I've read, the GOPe forced Bush on him. Given what we know now, I can easily see them sabotaging his campaign and throwing the election to Carter if he didn't play ball.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2019 12:14 AM (sdi6R)

411 Her story winds up with a happy ending. She graduated Nursing school at Alabama in Dec., is getting married 2/16, and moving from Atlanta to Birmingham to start her job as a Neo natal ICU nurse right after the wedding.

She is good. Her birth family, not so much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:07 AM

Congratulations!
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 19, 2019 12:09 AM (7ViAm)

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Thank you, Sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:14 AM (ffYR/)

412 If I were prezznit, Pelousy would be travelling by rickshaw,,,,,,,,,,, everywhere. Clapped out, old, whore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2019 12:15 AM (KP5rU)

413 The ones the country club republicans shun.
Posted by: Berserker
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*suppresses query re the Log Cabin Republicans*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2019 12:15 AM (KoKdw)

414 80 Jewells: That's when you buy a spool of ball and chain wire from Fire Mountain and whip out a bunch of necklaces. Twenty or so inches of chain, a ball and chain connector, a bunch of 18 gauge jump rings, and the medallions. You can make a couple dozen in less than an hour -- unless you have one or two feline assistants. Then it takes all day.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 12:19 AM (VUg7O)

415 Loving our state assembly deep throating Evers and swallowing his load

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 19, 2019 12:00 AM (aA3+G)

Chris Evers? Isn't he kinda old now?

Posted by: Low information Miklos at January 19, 2019 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

416 Militant Legacy American has a nice ring to it.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM



I like it.



Definitely something with American. Maybe just "American". lol

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (7ViAm)

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Deplorable American Party

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2019 12:21 AM (pbYL9)

417 If I were prezznit, Pelousy would be travelling by rickshaw,,,,,,,,,,, everywhere. Clapped out, old, whore.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I'm sure you could see it in your heart to give her a ride in a helicopter.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 19, 2019 12:21 AM (rMLhD)

418 and "Thirst!"

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2019 12:21 AM (pbYL9)

419
I fear the problem with Reagan will be the problem
with Trump: Who comes after?
Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 12:09 AM (Y8PSl

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Good evening, all.

I'm pretty confident about Tom Cotton. I like the cut of Dan Crenshaw's jib, but I admit I don't know what's behind it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 12:22 AM (W04rT)

420 Do Log Cabin Republicans meet at iHOP?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2019 12:23 AM (aKsyK)

421 Carl Menger, Ludwig von Mises and Friedrich Hayek?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2019 12:10 AM (mUa7G)

Well. I am one of the relatively few economists of the Austrian School, although my university is a few miles down the Danube from Vienna.

*summons orchestra, begins lead-in to Der Trumpenkavalier*

Posted by: Miklos from Karl Marx U at January 19, 2019 12:23 AM (zCyNd)

422 Thank you, Sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:14 AM (ffYR/)

Sounds like you saved a life.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 19, 2019 12:24 AM (zCyNd)

423 The viking wing of the republican party. The ones the country club republicans shun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2019 12:07 AM (9Om/r)

But you must admit, Nancy Pelosi musta been something before electricity.

Posted by: Miklos Czervik at January 19, 2019 12:26 AM (zCyNd)

424 Lordy awmitey folx, lookit the time! It's already 2019!

if you don't care about the march just scroll down

Well, WeirdDave, great post what I saw so far, but can I scroll down and come back later because I do care about the march but want to see the rest and QUIT GUILT-TRIPPING ME, SIS! Oh, sorry, old issue/

Posted by: mindful webworker - you never get over it at January 19, 2019 12:28 AM (bVtr0)

425 36 Some of the best fried chicken and potato sticks I've ever had were from a gas station.
Posted by: freaked at January 18, 2019 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

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Used go to the Shell station a lot in Dothan, AL for Chester Fried chicken and potato wedges. Really good.

Posted by: MAGA at January 19, 2019 12:28 AM (yv7ap)

426 I'm pretty confident about Tom Cotton. I like the cut of Dan Crenshaw's jib, but I admit I don't know what's behind it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 12:22 AM (W04rT)

An eye patch should be a constitutional requirement to serve as President.

Posted by: Miklos, squinting with gusto at January 19, 2019 12:29 AM (zCyNd)

427

Later MisHum.

Posted by: otho at January 19, 2019 12:29 AM (LkFnL)

428 Blonde Morticia, I agree with your take on Dan Crenshaw, both parts. It's early in any political career and it will still be early whenever Trump leaves office. I don't see anyone from the non-political class of the right age and attitude on deck, attitude being very important. I don't want a 'good seal of approval' GOPe pol -- and no more damned lawyers! All the money seems to reside on the left. Same with the attitude. And that's a serious problem for Liberty.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 12:29 AM (Y8PSl)

429 Thank you, Sir!

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:14 AM (ffYR/)

Sounds like you saved a life.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 19, 2019 12:24 AM (zCyNd)

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Honestly, her birth mom did that. We were just around to reap the benefit of her decision to carry her and give her a better life than she could.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:30 AM (ffYR/)

430 that's cool, i just got an amber-alert, here at 10:35 MST. so if a Dodge Ram drives up here in my second story bedroom, I'll be able to report it

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 12:32 AM (ykYG2)

431 426
An eye patch should be a constitutional requirement to serve as President.
Posted by: Miklos, squinting with gusto at January 19, 2019 12:29 AM (zCyNd)


Grammie Winger 2020!

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2019 12:32 AM (sdi6R)

432 Well. I am one of the relatively few economists of the Austrian School, although my university is a few miles down the Danube from Vienna.


I went to the Austrian School except on the Hudson. Just occurred to me that they never did Austrian School in Österreich.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 12:32 AM (fuK7c)

433 Militant Legacy American has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2019 11:56 PM

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I like it.



Definitely something with American. Maybe just "American". lol


Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 18, 2019 11:59 PM (7ViAm)

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Deplorable American Party


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2019 12:21 AM---


Horde Nation.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 12:33 AM (CLcKT)

434

Greetings fappers and fappees.
I just got back from admitting B'Gal in the hospital. One of her doctors called and said he received her blood test results from Wed and told her to go to the ER right now. Her hemoglobin count was critically low.
Not the way either one of us wanted to spend a Friday night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2019 12:33 AM (HaL55)

435 434 Greetings fappers and fappees.
I just got back from admitting B'Gal in the hospital. One of her doctors called and said he received her blood test results from Wed and told her to go to the ER right now. Her hemoglobin count was critically low.
Not the way either one of us wanted to spend a Friday night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2019 12:33 AM

Prayers up.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at January 19, 2019 12:35 AM (7ViAm)

436 oh man, B`Boy. i hope she gets better

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 12:36 AM (ykYG2)

437 Hope things go well, BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 19, 2019 12:37 AM (l9m7l)

438 Bush 41, read my lips. Turns out it was porn fellatio
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at J



so who here is expert in watching hardcore.

what is the ideal size screen / most common?

would think it is a desktop or laptop.

smartphone is too small.

90 inch 8k is too big and would likely scar you mentally and emotionally.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 12:37 AM (MTjB1)

439

Many thanks Eric the Red. I'm about to crap out myself. It's been a long evening into night. They were going to transport her to another hospital in the same company because they said they didn't have any beds there for her transfusion(s). She hasn't returned my text, so I doubt they've moved her yet. She's probably asleep by now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2019 12:38 AM (HaL55)

440 in Österreich.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 12:32 AM (fuK7c)

Umlauts, always with the umlauts.

You metalheads never change.

Posted by: Miklös Molnár at January 19, 2019 12:38 AM (zCyNd)

441 Miklö mtcmtmail=

Not good at this, am I?

Posted by: Miklös Molnar at January 19, 2019 12:40 AM (zCyNd)

442

Thanks for the prayer, y'all. I'll relay them to her, she always appreciates you Morons. One of these days I'll cajole her into joining us. The upside is that she's supposed to have cataract surgery in a couple of weeks and she'll be in better shape for her recovery.

It's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try to behave. I'll check back in tomorrow and give you an update.
Thanks again for your prayers. They really do help her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2019 12:41 AM (HaL55)

443 Greetings fappers and fappees.
I just got back from admitting B'Gal in the hospital. One of her doctors called and said he received her blood test results from Wed and told her to go to the ER right now. Her hemoglobin count was critically low.
Not the way either one of us wanted to spend a Friday night.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2019 12:33 AM (HaL55)

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I'm sorry BB. 2 days to make a critical diagnosis? Good grief.

Prayers up, and hope B'Gal is back up to snuff soon.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 12:42 AM (ffYR/)

444 Mikl(diamond) mtcmtmail=

Not good at this, am I?
Posted by: Mikl(diamond)s Molnar
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Practice makes perfect. Besides, black diamonds have a certain purgative effect.

Prayers for B'girl, B'boy too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2019 12:43 AM (2qPhT)

445 I hope she gets better, BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2019 12:44 AM (sdi6R)

446 Posted by: Miklös Molnár at January 19, 2019 12:38 AM


?

Posted by: Zëttai Roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 12:44 AM (CLcKT)

447 2 days to make a critical diagnosis?

Seems about right, from my ass' experience.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 12:44 AM (ykYG2)

448 ...If I were prezznit, Pelousy would be travelling by rickshaw,,,,,,,,,,, everywhere. Clapped out, old, whore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 19, 2019 12:15 AM (KP5rU)



A close miss, but still missed the target.

Try this:

Speaker Pelosi's governmental Limo shall be a thoroughly pimped-out '70s Lincoln Continental MkIII.

Auburn-Cord articulated pipes exiting the front fenders. Faux fur on the seats, dash, headliner.

Her driver will be a Huggy Bear clone, pimp hat with partridge feather in the brim, '70s high heels, bell bottoms.

Poly. Ester.

Sends every signal that she's the cheap street whore, less his forcing her to drink Drano as a punishment to her coming up short.

Trump will ensure that she comes up short, on a regular basis.

I'm thinking a thirteen week season, with syndication rights.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2019 12:45 AM (QzJWU)

449 Thanks for the bit at the end. Always make sure your girl children know you didn't feel this way. Before they get "in trouble" Thank you brother & sister morons.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 19, 2019 12:47 AM (JYfjs)

450
?

Posted by: Zëttai Roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 12:44 AM (CLcKT)

Let's see what's behind black diamond number two....

Posted by: Monty "Miklos" Hall at January 19, 2019 12:47 AM (zCyNd)

451 Two days for an H & H?


Yikes!

Posted by: Zëttai Roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 12:48 AM (CLcKT)

452 Y'all are making this into a ski slope with your double black diamonds.


I'm going to throw out random words like piste and telemark.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 12:50 AM (fuK7c)

453 so who here is expert in watching hardcore.
https://tinyurl.com/yayrjwgo

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 12:56 AM (ykYG2)

454 Ryhmä hiihtäjiä nimeltä Väätäinen ja Miklos!

Posted by: Miklos, so Suomi me at January 19, 2019 12:58 AM (zCyNd)

455 But you must admit, Nancy Pelosi musta been something before electricity.

Posted by: Miklos Czervik at January 19, 2019 12:26 AM (zCyNd)


Hmm, I think you might have to go back a bit, like before the wheel, or maybe even before fire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2019 12:58 AM (9Om/r)

456 Prayers up for everyone in Clan Backwards.

Herself, directly. Backwards Boy as primary support echelon.

Any others because, Family.

This, while the extended fambly of the Horde rallies.

Anything you need, Backwards, just ask.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 19, 2019 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

457 chique!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

Hi!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 19, 2019 12:59 AM (9hauA)

458 Goodnight everyone, thanks for the fun chat tonight. Happy weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2019 01:00 AM (miE9U)

459 Ryhmä hiihtäjiä nimeltä Väätäinen ja Miklos!


That was said with much sisu.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 01:00 AM (fuK7c)

460 Hauska Joulua to you too!

Posted by: Zëttai Roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 01:01 AM (CLcKT)

461 I'll only say this. The pro-abortion movement tries to make it all about how we treat the pregnant woman. But the pro-life movement is about loving and caring for both the woman and the child. We're the ones that built adoption agencies, crisis pregnancy centers, counseling centers. We're often the ones that cover the bill when it comes due.
Why? Because it's about love. And the folks who have shouted about "free love" for 5 decades have never understood the thing for which they clamor.
Keep loving. Keep helping. Keep strong. Keep life.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2019 01:02 AM (xY/CR)

462 Goodnight everyone, thanks for the fun chat tonight. Happy weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 19, 2019 01:00 AM (miE9U)

Don't go Loco!

Posted by: Miklos, cautionary at January 19, 2019 01:02 AM (zCyNd)

463 So, Jonah Goldberg Plagiarized one of Ace's articles from 2013? Perhaps Ace should spend a day posting copy-pastes of Jonah's Articles to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 19, 2019 01:02 AM (tVQUs)

464 That was said with much sisu.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 01:00 AM (fuK7c)

Every word was a lie, including a, an, and hiihtäjiä

ryhmä hiihtäjiä nimeltä Väätäinen ja Miklos

Posted by: Miklos McGrory, paraphrasing her comment on Lillian Hellman (not the mayonnaise) at January 19, 2019 01:05 AM (zCyNd)

465 Hauska Joulua to you too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

I don't remember much Finnish except "kipis" means bottoms up (no homo you guys) and an alternative was (phonetically) "slurpenturpen" which means chug some turpentine. But not actual turpentine.

Posted by: Miklos, knowing that in NC they used to fry potatoes in actual turpentine at January 19, 2019 01:09 AM (zCyNd)

466 434 Backwards Boy: Hope everything turns out okay. That phone call must have taken ten years off both your lives.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 01:11 AM (VUg7O)

467 When Ace wins his plagiarism lawsuit, he needs to send Pixy Misha to Accent Camp.

Posted by: Miklos, avoiding Magyar for the time being, but this is not a legally binding assurance at January 19, 2019 01:11 AM (zCyNd)

468 63 So, Jonah Goldberg Plagiarized one of Ace's articles from 2013? Perhaps Ace should spend a day posting copy-pastes of Jonah's Articles to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 19, 2019 01:02 AM (tVQUs)


He'd have to write something worth stealing first.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2019 01:11 AM (Ig+no)

469 is ace really going to sue Jonah the Fat?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 01:12 AM (ykYG2)

470 Does anyone else remember Air Pelosi when she jetted home to San Francisco every weekend (with adult kids in tow) from D.C. on a V.I.P. Air Force executive jet even though she wasn't entitled to it?

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 19, 2019 01:13 AM (0x00j)

471 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 19, 2019 01:13 AM (WVN3k)

472 The return of Fake but Accurate?

BuzzFeed "stands by its reporting" on the Cohen/Trump story.

Posted by: Avenger at January 19, 2019 01:14 AM (70ScF)

473 Finnish tongue-twister: "höyryjyrä"... It means "steamroller"...


I've read that the Finns used it as challenge phrase during the war... Even native speakers find it awkward to pronounce, and non-native speakers -- next to impossible to do even remotely...

Posted by: Zëttai Roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 01:14 AM (CLcKT)

474
469 is ace really going to sue Jonah the Fat?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 01:12 AM (ykYG2)

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He'd need a shark lawyer, with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 19, 2019 01:15 AM (WVN3k)

475 is ace really going to sue Jonah the Fat?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 01:12 AM (ykYG2)

I remember, very vaguely, that Ace had some difficulty about being sued ximself a few years ago. Perhaps xhe has Practical Experience.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at January 19, 2019 01:16 AM (zCyNd)

476 I don't remember much Finnish except "kipis" means bottoms up (no homo you guys) and an alternative was (phonetically) "slurpenturpen" which means chug some turpentine. But not actual turpentine.


When I fledged I sold $3,000 paperweights on Fifth Avenue. We had a Finnish cleaning woman to dust the paperweights. She taught me "kipis", one other thing which escapes me, and (phonetically) "sineh olet viahettava", which means something like "you look lovely".

I'm not sure if it was early training in multilingual flirting or she just wanted someone who could tell her she looked hot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 01:16 AM (fuK7c)

477 So, Jonah Goldberg Plagiarized one of Ace's articles from 2013? Perhaps Ace should spend a day posting copy-pastes of Jonah's Articles to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 19, 2019 01:02 AM (tVQUs)

----------------

See the right sidebar. Jonah feels entitled to Ace's work, mention and royalty free, apparently.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 01:18 AM (ffYR/)

478 My friend asks me if I ever had Bearded Clams? I never herd of that shell fish befour. Has anyone had Bearded Clams befour and what do they taste like ?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 19, 2019 01:18 AM (qM84C)

479 Does anyone else remember Air Pelosi when she jetted home to San Francisco every weekend (with adult kids in tow) from D.C. on a V.I.P. Air Force executive jet even though she wasn't entitled to it?

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 19, 2019 01:13 AM (0x00j)


Does anyone else remember Valerie Jarrett getting Secret Service protection even though she wasn't entitled to it?

Funny how corruption ran deep during Barky's dark time in the Oval Office. Too bad none of his media cheerleaders bothered to notice.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 01:18 AM (Y8PSl)

480 yes.

he is going to sue him.

goldberg is not going to have enough money to cover the award.

the judge will sentence him to become ace's butler.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 01:20 AM (MTjB1)

481 Finnish tongue-twister: "höyryjyrä"... It means "steamroller"...


Huh. I had a Finnish girlfriend for three years and never learned that. Or did I....

Posted by: Miklos, untwisting tongue at January 19, 2019 01:20 AM (zCyNd)

482
The return of Fake but Accurate?

BuzzFeed "stands by its reporting" on the Cohen/Trump story.
Posted by: Avenger


Courage

Posted by: Dan Rather at January 19, 2019 01:21 AM (aKsyK)

483 Well, the insomnia is in full swing, so I guess I'll spend the next hour or so watching terrifying YouTube videos before attempting to wrestle my wakefulness into slumber. Everyone be good to one another. Love you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 19, 2019 01:22 AM (l9m7l)

484 the judge will sentence him to become ace's butler.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 01:20 AM (MTjB1)


Is part of a butler's duties to build shelves?

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 01:22 AM (Y8PSl)

485 Yay, your birth mom, WeirdDave! Thank her for us.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2019 01:25 AM (Kj9vA)

486 Mary is SO RIGHT!!

And Mary, if Henry-ette and I had only known you were interested...there was this course at Burlington College...My husband (I say it from habit) approves, he's only interested in his photographic hobbies these days.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 19, 2019 01:27 AM (zCyNd)

487 Ah, the other thing was Hyvää huomenta.


I thought kippis was more 'thank you' than 'cheers', but that's not what the googlums is saying.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 01:28 AM (fuK7c)

488 When I fledged I sold $3,000 paperweights

With those immature feathers? A three grand paperweight must have been heavy for you....

Posted by: Miklos, concerned ornithologist at January 19, 2019 01:29 AM (zCyNd)

489 Nice thread you got there WeirdDave, it's be a shame if someone where to plagiarize it...

Ctrl+C

Ctrl+V

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 19, 2019 01:31 AM (tVQUs)

490 Bandersnatch

Kippis means drink.

Do not fool around with Finns on this.

They got snipers EVERYWHERE

Posted by: Miklos, drinking serpentine at January 19, 2019 01:31 AM (zCyNd)

491 Ah the March for Life!
The event attended by millions but the MSM can't see!

Posted by: Aweet Andy at January 19, 2019 01:34 AM (g1cyh)

492 Who wants to join my clowder?

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 19, 2019 01:34 AM (GtG/j)

493 Yeah doesn't Jonah's tweet basically admit that he committed plagiarism in that piece? Seems prett straightforward.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2019 01:34 AM (Ig+no)

494 Yeah doesn't Jonah's tweet basically admit that he committed plagiarism in that piece? Seems prett straightforward.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2019 01:34 AM (Ig+no)


That sounds...
*puts on sunglasses*
... Iq+noble.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 19, 2019 01:36 AM (ykYG2)

495 yeesh, three day weekend , barely going to make 500?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 01:37 AM (MTjB1)

496 Fat Jonah would not be personally liable in any case, if there is a case it would be his employer.

Posted by: Miklos, all rights reserved at January 19, 2019 01:38 AM (zCyNd)

497 I have come to the bottom of my three Finnish phrases.

I can count to three in Korean, say good morning and good afternoon, and also thank you and teacher.

There is a thing afoot that claims that Finnish, Korean, and Magyar are related to nothing but each other.

Any opinions out there among the Magyar?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 01:38 AM (fuK7c)

498 If the National review is perhaps liable, a variation of The Buckley Rule might apply:

Sue the least conservative publication you are likely to win against

Posted by: Miklos, politicalologist at January 19, 2019 01:40 AM (zCyNd)

499 Time to activate the legal duo of Gabe and jeffb

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2019 01:43 AM (JyTrc)

500 I've said it before, but I was adopted at birth. I never tried to contact my birth mother, figuring it was water under the bridge. It turned out very well. I had good adoptive parents, and I never resented her in any way.

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2019 01:43 AM (sdi6R)

501 Sad to say, but plagiarism is totally acceptable to the Left. Doris Kearns Goodwin. Elizabeth Warren. Joe Biden. None of them even blinks an eye. That's just the way the cookie crumbles to their way of thinking.

OTOH, back many, many years ago, I freely admit to a couple of accidental plagiarisms of my own if you go by the once accepted standard that three words or more cited without attribution was considered plagiarism. I'd take notes from various books, changing the wording as I went along. Then when I actually wrote the paper, my brain would remember the original wording, I'd think it sounded better, and my notes had different words. Voila! Instant plagiarism. Talk about embarrassing!

But it looks to me that not only did Goldberg exceed the three word rule on several occasions, he also lifted the entire concept. Again, going back to my school years, finding the same fact or assertion in three or more books by different authors made it "common knowledge" and needed no footnote or other citation. Goldberg originally credited Ace as the originator of the idea which means he damn well knew Ace was the one and only primary source and he should have acknowledged that right off the bat. I hope Ace eats him for breakfast.

(As both a history major in college and a bookseller for eighteen years, damn little annoys me more than plagiarism. It's nothing but stealing under a different name.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 01:44 AM (VUg7O)

502 499 Time to activate the legal duo of Gabe and jeffb
Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2019 01:43 AM (JyTrc)


I'd rather find a lawyer that I didn't personal beat in a matter of reading the law.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2019 01:44 AM (Ig+no)

503 Does anyone else remember Valerie Jarrett getting Secret Service protection even though she wasn't entitled to it?

If the Senate has any balls, if the House tries to subpoena Trump's translator when he was talking to Putin, the Senate should subpoena Valerie Jarrett's translator when she was negotiating the Iran deal with the Iranians.

Also, looking into ValJar's finances might be illuminating - I remain convinced that a lot of the cash money that Obama sent the Iranians got recycled back to Washington DC.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 01:47 AM (I2/tG)

504 "Sad to say, but plagiarism is totally acceptable to the Left"


Ward Churchill

Posted by: Avenger at January 19, 2019 01:48 AM (70ScF)

505 Any opinions out there among the Magyar?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 01:38 AM (fuK7c)

There has been a change in linguistic understanding (settled science and whatnot).

There are two theories about the origin on the Magyars; the less accepted is that the tribes originated in the far, far East. There is evidence for this, but I haven't heard about a specific connection to Koreans. If you had suggested it when I was teaching Samsung engineers in Hungary, hilarity would have ensued (those guys are lovable maniacs).

Hungarian and Finnish are connected in language, and Hungarians and Finns by significant DNA. However, it seems that the Finns and Magyars are not parts of the same tribe, but that they travelled together with reasonable friendship and cooperation for centuries. Ergo exchange of some linguistic elements and, uh, DNA.

Posted by: Miklos, de la Raza Ungara at January 19, 2019 01:49 AM (zCyNd)

506 Does anyone else remember Air Pelosi when she jetted home to San Francisco every weekend (with adult kids in tow) from D.C. on a V.I.P. Air Force executive jet even though she wasn't entitled to it?

When Pelosi became Speaker the first time, she demanded an Air Force 757 to transport her to and from California every week. Apparently the idea was that she could give a ride home to all the California Democratic Congressmen, plus all of their manifold hangers-on.

The Air Force said no.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 01:50 AM (I2/tG)

507 Bandersnatch: I don't know about the Korean language, but I know Finnish and Magyar are related and that neither is descended from the original Indo-European language. Last I heard, which is admittedly a long, long time ago, the linguists still hadn't figured out where those two originated.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 01:50 AM (VUg7O)

508 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 19, 2019 01:51 AM (ffYR/)

509 So... Basically Unicum-guzzling elven icebacks then?

Posted by: Zettai roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 01:51 AM (CLcKT)

510 Time to activate the legal duo of Gabe and jeffb

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2019 01:43 AM (JyTrc)

Maybe not. Gabe has been writing "Mrs. Jonah Goldberg" in his notebook for years.

Posted by: Miklos, cautionary at January 19, 2019 01:52 AM (zCyNd)

511 504 -- Forgot about him. Old age is turning my brain into little more than gray mush.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 01:52 AM (VUg7O)

512 Time to activate the legal duo of Gabe and jeffb
Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2019 01:43 AM (JyTrc)


I'd rather find a lawyer that I didn't personal beat in a matter of reading the law.
Posted by: Buzzion at J



how do you two not spend more time here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 01:53 AM (MTjB1)

513 506 Does anyone else remember Air Pelosi when she jetted home to San Francisco every weekend (with adult kids in tow) from D.C. on a V.I.P. Air Force executive jet even though she wasn't entitled to it?

When Pelosi became Speaker the first time, she demanded an Air Force 757 to transport her to and from California every week. Apparently the idea was that she could give a ride home to all the California Democratic Congressmen, plus all of their manifold hangers-on.

The Air Force said no.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 01:50 AM (I2/tG)



I think the big controversy wasn't that she wanted the flight but that she wanted it to a particular airfield close to one of her other residences rather than to the airfield that was actually in her congressional district.


You know she wanted a flight to the place she really lives not the place she owned a house to get elected.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 19, 2019 01:54 AM (Ig+no)

514 So... Basically Unicum-guzzling elven icebacks then?

Posted by: Zettai roshia-no Botto at January 19, 2019 01:51 AM (CLcKT)

No. The iceback suomi cousins drink vodka.

Posted by: Miklos, not Zwacked out at January 19, 2019 01:54 AM (zCyNd)

515 My cousin was adopted. My aunt tried to have kids for years and it never happened, so she eventually adopted a girl, and as luck would have it a year or so later she got pregnant and had her own kid. Anyway, my adopted cousin met her real birth father this past year. He was blown away. He never knew he had a daughter out there because the mother, the women he was dating, never told him. I guess they separated and she went off and had my cousin and gave her up. By all accounts he is a really good dude and is absolutely over the top thrilled by it all. He is married and has a family. Seems the mother on the other hand was a different story, my cousin don't really want to associate with her or her family. I don't know the details. The upside though, and to her credit, is that she had my cousin and didn't abort her. She was a great kid and became a great mom with 3 kids of her own.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2019 01:55 AM (9Om/r)

516 Posted by: Buzzion at J



how do you two not spend more time here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 01:53 AM (MTjB1)

Seriously. Buzzion, Death be not Proud.

Wait, did I just plagiarize something? Nah

Posted by: Miklos, a poet and don't know it at January 19, 2019 01:57 AM (zCyNd)

517 Time to activate the legal duo of Gabe and jeffb
Posted by: NCKate


I don't think the power of dishonesty and fraud will help anyone.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2019 01:58 AM (ZejZP)

518 I think the big controversy wasn't that she wanted the flight but that she wanted it to a particular airfield close to one of her other residences rather than to the airfield that was actually in her congressional district.

The controversy was the 757. The Speaker of the House rates military transport, since she in is the line of Presidential succession, but the security need to give her an AF plane did not mean that the AF also needed to transport several hundred of her closest friends.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 01:58 AM (I2/tG)

519 Night all. It is very late in my time zone. I know better than to get sucked into the ONT, but I just can't seem to help myself.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 01:58 AM (VUg7O)

520 I just can't seem to help myself.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 19, 2019 01:58 AM (VUg7O)

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch

I can't help myself

Posted by: Miklos, The forgotten Fifth Top at January 19, 2019 02:01 AM (zCyNd)

521 Excellent post

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 19, 2019 02:01 AM (FJrl0)

522 Grammie Winger 2020!

Posted by: rickl at January 19, 2019 12:32 AM (sdi6R)

---
Thread Winner!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2019 02:01 AM (pbYL9)

523 I know better than to get sucked into the ONT, but I just can't seem to help myself.


But you haven't weighed in yet on whether Lappland is linguistic oppression!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 02:01 AM (fuK7c)

524 I think the big controversy wasn't that she wanted the flight but that she wanted it to a particular airfield close to one of her other residences rather than to the airfield that was actually in her congressional district.

The controversy was the 757. The Speaker of the House rates military transport, since she in is the line of Presidential succession, but the security need to give her an AF plane did not mean that the AF also needed to transport several hundred of her closest friends.
Posted by: The ARC of History at J



sadly, you are both right.

the air force wanted to fly her to her district, sf. she wanted it somewhere smaller.

she was also using a much larger plane than the previous speaker but that was mostly a range issue.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:04 AM (MTjB1)

525 When Pelosi became Speaker the first time, she
demanded an Air Force 757 to transport her to and from California every
week. Apparently the idea was that she could give a ride home to all
the California Democratic Congressmen, plus all of their manifold
hangers-on.



The Air Force said no.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 01:50 AM (I2/tG)

---they fucked up: the AF should have called in a squadron sized Arc-Light on her home...when she was known to be there, and F anyone stupid enough to have her as a neighbor.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 19, 2019 02:06 AM (pbYL9)

526 she was also using a much larger plane than the previous speaker but that was mostly a range issue.

I recall that Nancy threw a fit once because the AF had only a smaller plane available, which had to stop to refuel half-way to California.

When Leon Panetta was Secretary of Defense, he got a big military plane filled with communications equipment when he flew home to California, because he was in the military chain of command, and needed to talk to the White House and the military if a North Korean missile strike started coming in. Doesn't mean that he could bring a bunch of his friends along.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:09 AM (I2/tG)

527 The controversy was the 757. The Speaker of the House rates military transport, since she in is the line of Presidential succession


Only because of an EO, from Bush II.

The Speaker rates whatever military transport the CiC says. Or not.

Posted by: Miklos, correctifying at January 19, 2019 02:11 AM (zCyNd)

528 But you haven't weighed in yet on whether Lappland is linguistic oppression!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 02:01 AM (fuK7c)

This vitally important topic requires further research. We're talking grant money, people. Serious grant money.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking NAS, NIH, can we add a "green" aspect? at January 19, 2019 02:13 AM (zCyNd)

529
Hello, all
What a week to be away from my keyboard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 02:13 AM (W04rT)

530 What a week to be away from my keyboard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 02:13 AM (W04rT)

Check to make sure your keyboard is still compliant, comrade.

Posted by: the ever incraesing list of forbidden words at January 19, 2019 02:18 AM (zCyNd)

531 The Speaker rates whatever military transport the CiC says. Or not.

Give Nancy a cargo C-130 to get home to California, with no passenger upgrades. A friend flew to and from Alaska from Seattle on an Coast Guard C-130 - she described the experience as "memorable".

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:20 AM (I2/tG)

532 you know, if I had bill gates money I would be using a c130 or c17 for my private plane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:21 AM (MTjB1)

533 Give Nancy a cargo C-130 to get home to California


I thought that last night it was definitively determined that the appropriate aircraft would be the Short Skyvan

Posted by: Miklos, Chilean Air Force historian at January 19, 2019 02:23 AM (zCyNd)

534 you know, if I had bill gates money I would be using a c130 or c17 for my private plane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:21 AM (MTjB1)

Because inside would be another plane, and inside that a helicopter and an Aston-Martin.

I see where you're going here.

Posted by: Miklos, a riddle inside an enigma at January 19, 2019 02:26 AM (zCyNd)

535 I onced asked a right to lifer wouldn't banning abortions increases taxes to pay for welfare. He told me no conservatives are against government spending on welfare and medicade. Once the kid is born thats it I have done my duty.

Posted by: ramondo at January 19, 2019 02:26 AM (fEnSw)

536 Because inside would be another plane, and inside that a helicopter and an Aston-Martin.

I see where you're going here.
Posted by: Miklos, a riddle inside an enigma at J



lol!

no. just range and flexibility.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:27 AM (MTjB1)

537 no. just range and flexibility.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:27 AM (MTjB1)

I didn't even get to the mini-sub!

Posted by: Miklos Bodine, double nought spy at January 19, 2019 02:29 AM (zCyNd)

538

Give Nancy a cargo C-130 to get home to California, with no passenger upgrades. A friend flew to and from Alaska from Seattle on an Coast Guard C-130 - she described the experience as "memorable".
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:20 AM (I2/tG)
My dad participated in several REFORGER (Return of Forces to Germany) exercises from McChord in Washington state to Rhein Main. That's one long ass flight in a cargo plane.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 19, 2019 02:30 AM (0x00j)

539 Sure you did ramondo

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at January 19, 2019 02:31 AM (0x00j)

540 were we serious about fucking with nan we would take away her broom and put her on a cod.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:33 AM (MTjB1)

541 Would the pool in the C-130 be considered an in-ground pool or an above-ground pool depending on how the decking was configured?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 02:34 AM (fuK7c)

542 We are being pleased to inform Madame al-Pelusi that all bars and lounges in Concourse A (only concourse) have been closed until further notice since 1986.

Posted by: Kabul Airport Welcomes You! at January 19, 2019 02:34 AM (zCyNd)

543 I't was obvious.

There is both water and oxygen on the moon.

It's trump or die!

Posted by: for sure at January 19, 2019 02:35 AM (8xtON)

544 Would the pool in the C-130 be considered an in-ground pool or an above-ground pool

Hot Tub!!!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy as James Brown at January 19, 2019 02:36 AM (zCyNd)

545 if I had some but not all of bill gates money I would have a pilatus or king air and and md 500 and hire special ops guys as the pilots. if qdp was not available I would get someone else out of the 160th for the md500.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:37 AM (MTjB1)

546 md 500 and hire special ops guys as the pilots. if qdp was not available I would get someone else out of the 160th for the md500.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:37 AM (MTjB1)

Technical correction-MD 20/20

Posted by: Miklos and Fred G. Sanford at January 19, 2019 02:39 AM (zCyNd)

547 We are being pleased to inform Madame al-Pelusi that all bars and lounges in Concourse A (only concourse) have been closed until further notice since 1986.

I flew Egypt Air New York-Cairo once. My normal behavior on long flights is to have a couple of glasses of wine early, to mellow out, and perhaps a third glass of wine mid-flight.

Get on the plane and discover that Egypt Air does not serve alcohol. Oops. Long flight.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:40 AM (I2/tG)

548 if I had some but not all of bill gates money

*forwards to personal staff*

Posted by: Bill Gates with delayed mid-life crisis at January 19, 2019 02:41 AM (zCyNd)

549 Technical correction-MD 20/20
Posted by: Miklos and Fred G. Sanford at J



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:41 AM (MTjB1)

550
So now Nancy actually did make plans to fly commercial to Afghanistan, the plans got leaked so she canceled the trip because of security, she accused Trump of doing the leaking, he denied it, she said That proves you did it, and there we stand?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 02:42 AM (W04rT)

551 Get on the plane and discover that Egypt Air does not serve alcohol. Oops. Long flight.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:40 AM (I2/tG)

Not always.

Posted by: Egypt Air Flight 990 at January 19, 2019 02:44 AM (zCyNd)

552 So now Nancy actually did make plans to fly commercial to Afghanistan

Of course not. They are screaming that it is a huge breach of security to reveal the details of a trip that was canceled.

P.S. Pelosi's staff claims that Egypt was not a stop. (Egypt is nice this time of year.) Trump should release the itinerary.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:45 AM (I2/tG)

553 and there we stand?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 02:42 AM (W04rT)

There she stands, for she can do no other.

Posted by: Martin Luther Miklos at January 19, 2019 02:46 AM (zCyNd)

554 I already have 1500 count Egyptian cotton sheets! In all 42 bedrooms (so the staff tells me).

Did not want, do not want, na na na

Posted by: Nancy the Speaker at January 19, 2019 02:50 AM (zCyNd)

555 my knieghbour was tasked with getting

concrete on the moon.

Posted by: truth be known at January 19, 2019 02:51 AM (8xtON)

556 The cars he drove.

Posted by: you should have seen at January 19, 2019 02:52 AM (8xtON)

557 my knieghbour was tasked with getting


Eight is acht and night is Nacht.
Neighbor is Nachbar
Freight is Fracht
Who laughed has lacht
And slaughter is Schlacht

Man, wer haette das gedacht*


(*gedacht = thought. Also that's a line from 99 Luftballons)

I am suggesting that English is a German dialect.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 02:59 AM (fuK7c)

558 I have, myself, full confidence that if all Morons do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Thread, to ride out the storm of silence, and to outlive the menace of trolls, if necessary for hours, if necessary alone.

At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Ace's Government-every xhe and xer of them. That is the will of the ONT and the Horde.

Posted by: Winston Spencer Miklos at January 19, 2019 03:01 AM (zCyNd)

559 you know, if I had bill gates money I would be using a c130 or c17 for my private plane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 19, 2019 02:21 AM (MTjB1)


If I had his money I would have a frigging Star Destroyer. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2019 03:03 AM (9Om/r)

560 I am suggesting that English is a German dialect.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 02:59 AM (fuK7c)

Some Amish still speak a German dialect, but without internal combustion powered compound verbs.

Posted by: Miklos, who remembers the TWO Nena videos-shaven and otherwise at January 19, 2019 03:04 AM (zCyNd)

561 If I had his money I would have a frigging Star Destroyer. lol

I'm going with a Zeppelin ... and a Time Machine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 03:07 AM (LPnfS)

562 My favorite Amish anecdote is that there is a tourist trap called the Pennsylvania Dutch Gift Haus. It's real, it can be looked up.

As soon as the brain registers "Haus" it goes to Krautish. In Krautish the word "Gift" means poison.

So yeah there's a Pennsylvania Dutch Poison House.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 03:11 AM (fuK7c)

563 The March is why Nanzi had to get out of town.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2019 03:11 AM (kOQ7V)

564
Of course not. They are screaming that it is a huge breach of security to reveal the details of a trip that was canceled.


Posted by: The ARC of History at January 19, 2019 02:45 AM (I2/tG

====

Looks like the numpties booked commercial flights to Afghanistan and expected that to be kept quiet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2019 03:14 AM (W04rT)

565 As soon as the brain registers "Haus" it goes to Krautish. In Krautish the word "Gift" means poison.

One man's fish is another man's poisson.

Posted by: Miklos, sous chef et poissonier at January 19, 2019 03:17 AM (zCyNd)

566 One man's fish is another man's poisson.


OK, that there is funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 19, 2019 03:18 AM (fuK7c)

567 539 thats my job someone has to do it.

Posted by: ramondo at January 19, 2019 03:18 AM (fEnSw)

568 Just saw the first real example of someone doing a job Americans won't do

Posted by: Miklos, observateur at January 19, 2019 03:21 AM (zCyNd)

569 thats my job someone has to do it


Buzzfeed does it better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 19, 2019 03:38 AM (0bu2O)

570 Good Evening, Blanco Basura ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 03:40 AM (LPnfS)

571 Good evening, Miss Adriane. I do hope all is well with you and yours. Thank you for taking time off your current home project, whatever that may be, to grace us with your presence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 19, 2019 03:42 AM (0bu2O)

572 Okay... I'm back and I expect all of you to entertain me.

*Please Dance*

Okay... fine, dicks. Be that way. I was going to do something else, anyway.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 03:49 AM (Ckg4U)

573 Okay... I'm back and I expect all of you to entertain me.



*Please Dance*



Okay... fine, dicks. Be that way. I was going to do something else, anyway.


Sorry, every time I try to dance the local USGS office calls and tells me to stop. Seems I disturb their seismographs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 19, 2019 03:52 AM (0bu2O)

574 In my case, my dancing is the documentary 'My Two Left Feet'.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 03:58 AM (Y8PSl)

575 "Sorry, every time I try to dance the local USGS office calls and tells me to stop. Seems I disturb their seismographs."
-Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 19, 2019 03:52 AM (0bu2O)

It gives them something to do. Just call them during the Second Verse and you'll all have a good laugh.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 03:58 AM (Ckg4U)

576 "In my case, my dancing is the documentary 'My Two Left Feet'."
-Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2019 03:58 AM (Y8PSl)

I don't dance, either. I used to skip to the store to get Mom's smokes, however.

...but enough about April. Let's talk about Cool Stuff like C.V. joints, throughput and beer!

You don't have to dance, but I'll still shoot your foot.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:03 AM (Ckg4U)

577 SSDD

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:06 AM (/rm4P)

578 *Please Dance*

Ja! Ist mein favorite time on Sprocketweasels!

Pet the weasel! Pet him!

Posted by: Miklos, in de rigeur black turtleneck at January 19, 2019 04:14 AM (zCyNd)

579 A Slapweasel is NOT a weasel.

Damnit... this keeps happening.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:22 AM (Ckg4U)

580 your current home project, whatever that may be

- replaced thermal fuse on dryer
- donating stuff in garage
- pulling up the dandelions & ragweed

- going to try making lemon cheese
- going to try making Irish soda bread

I'm a barrel full of monkeys, I am ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:22 AM (LPnfS)

581 I did this to myself.

*walks away like Bruce Banner*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:23 AM (Ckg4U)

582 A Slapweasel is NOT a weasel.

Then the monkey won't chase you ... win/win !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:23 AM (LPnfS)

583 "- replaced thermal fuse on dryer
- donating stuff in garage
- pulling up the dandelions & ragweed

- going to try making lemon cheese
- going to try making Irish soda bread

I'm a barrel full of monkeys, I am...
"
-Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:22 AM (LPnfS)

It ain't dancing, but I'm entertained.

*claps hands in rhythm to Greek music*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:26 AM (Ckg4U)

584 I apologize to all, not least to Slappy White.

Posted by: Miklos, always in error, never in doubt at January 19, 2019 04:27 AM (zCyNd)

585 I don't even own a Mulberry Bush!

I was never in Aisle Three, Irv!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:27 AM (Ckg4U)

586 *claps hands in rhythm to Greek music*

SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!

Posted by: Miklos, mandatory at January 19, 2019 04:29 AM (zCyNd)

587 I'm white, but not a White Supremacist.

...I'm merely a White Enthusiast.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:29 AM (Ckg4U)

588
Greetings. Sleeping, from time to time, in a sleeping bag on a ground pad and tarp under open skies on Elk Neck, MD in near freezing temperatures, but that's what sleeping bag liners enable you to do. There is next to no snow for the Klondike Derby later today - glad I'm not moving the sleds around myself.

It's supposed to rain Saturday night, so I'll put up my tent later today.

Have fun storming the castle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 19, 2019 04:29 AM (WkMnJ)

589 It ain't dancing, but I'm entertained.

sadist.

Do you know how many recipes for Irish soda bread there are on youtube?

egg, no egg, buttermilk, regular milk, raisins, no raisins, butter crust, no butter crust ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:30 AM (LPnfS)

590 I'm white, but not a White Supremacist.

Diana Ross was a Supreme, right?

And she married a white guy...from Norway, right?

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

Posted by: Miklos, Art Bell's other bartender at January 19, 2019 04:32 AM (zCyNd)

591 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI!

I'll try to make sure the cat doesn't eat the lemon cheese ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:32 AM (LPnfS)

592 Keep warm, Krebs!

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:34 AM (LPnfS)

593 Its going to be a long day

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:34 AM (/rm4P)

594 I'll try to make sure the cat doesn't eat the lemon cheese ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:32 AM (LPnfS)

What kind of cheese? I hear cats and Cheshire are a thing.

Posted by: Miklos witha big grin at January 19, 2019 04:35 AM (zCyNd)

595 I have no idea what lemon cheese it, what it entails, what it means to those on Earth, nor its ramifications upon the future, but I am entertained.

*clap-clap*

Mein Minkeys! Tanzen und flattern!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)

596 Its going to be a long day

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:34 AM (/rm4P)

Could be longer. And don't try a bridge too far.

Posted by: Miklos, over the top at January 19, 2019 04:37 AM (zCyNd)

597 Tonight or later today getting winter mix eventually turning tojust rain then the temperature drops.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:38 AM (/rm4P)

598 If Slap has those Flying Monkeys....

Posted by: Miklos, and his little dog, too at January 19, 2019 04:38 AM (zCyNd)

599 What kind of cheese? I hear cats and Cheshire are a thing.

naw. Cat is part Siamese, not a Brit...

lemon cheese:
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=tHjg1rqaetM

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:39 AM (LPnfS)

600 Hillary has flying monkeys

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:41 AM (/rm4P)

601 /watch?v

This would appear to require the kind of attention span that I sadly lack.

Posted by: Miklos, hey! squirrel! at January 19, 2019 04:41 AM (zCyNd)

602 "sadist.
Do you know how many recipes for Irish soda bread there are on youtube?
egg, no egg, buttermilk, regular milk, raisins, no raisins, butter crust, no butter crust...
"
-Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:30 AM (LPnfS)

Ohhhh... cry me a river. I made enough Christmas cookies to feed Germany during their assault on Stalingrad.

...and I'd never baked.

...with Dementia and a Stroke and a Liver Transplant and a Gay Brother.

...and Cookie Monster always attacking.

...and this Remote Control.

...and this Paddle Game. Well, I need this!

This Lamp, this Remote Control, this Paddle Game?

That's All I Need!


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:43 AM (Ckg4U)

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 04:44 AM (mpXpK)

604 Hillary has flying monkeys

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:41 AM (/rm4P)

CNN doesn't go to air until they hear "Fly, Fly!!!"

Posted by: Miklos, needing heart, brain, etc. at January 19, 2019 04:44 AM (zCyNd)

605 The monkeys don't listen. They just fling shit and hoot.

...much like Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:44 AM (Ckg4U)

606 contemplates shaping lemon cheese with Christmas cookie cutters ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:46 AM (LPnfS)

607 Good morning, Vic ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:46 AM (LPnfS)

608 That's All I Need!


Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:43 AM (Ckg4U)

At least you're in the phone book, right?

Posted by: Navi's adopted cousin Miklos at January 19, 2019 04:46 AM (zCyNd)

609 "contemplates shaping lemon cheese with Christmas cookie cutters..."
-Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:46 AM (LPnfS)

Not a bad idea. Cheesy Lemon Angels opened for Public Display of Infection at the Cleveland Agora in 1993.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:48 AM (Ckg4U)

610 Not a bad idea. Cheesy Lemon Angels opened for Public Display of Infection at the Cleveland Agora in 1993.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:48 AM (Ckg4U)

Sorry. I'm calling BS on that one.

Unless you can name the bass player for Cheesy Lemon Angels RIGHT NOw

Posted by: Miklos, second fiddle at January 19, 2019 04:50 AM (zCyNd)

611 607
Good morning, Vic ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 04:46 AM (LPnfS)


Good Morning

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 04:51 AM (mpXpK)

612 "At least you're in the phone book, right?"
-Posted by: Navi's adopted cousin Miklos at January 19, 2019 04:46 AM (zCyNd)

I'll have to look. I didn't see...

*THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!!!*

...now I need a thermos!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:51 AM (Ckg4U)

613 " I was born a poor slapchild..."

Posted by: Miklos, tears welling at January 19, 2019 04:53 AM (zCyNd)

614 ..."Unless you can name the bass player for Cheesy Lemon Angels RIGHT NOW"
-Posted by: Miklos, second fiddle at January 19, 2019 04:50 AM (zCyNd)

Skiff Livingston. Formerly of Potential Nightmare, he had a change of heart after taking a boat to Massssachussssettttts.

...Bedford area.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:53 AM (Ckg4U)

615 Skiff was born in Derbyshire, a poor uncolored man.

Bargaining with agents was tough for Skiff. You could see right through him.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:56 AM (Ckg4U)

616 Skiff Livingston.


Cool. Remind him about that 50 bucks, OK? The 12 pack of Keystone was on me.

Posted by: Miklos, clutching faded IOU at January 19, 2019 04:56 AM (zCyNd)

617 43.7F here right now which is warm compared to what it has been, but that's because it is supposed to rain all day today. TWC is calling for a low Monday of 21F, the local radio station is calling for 10F. But the local weather channel on night shift plays saved episodes from previous years without editing out shit like the weather for that day. So don't believe 10F.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 04:57 AM (mpXpK)

618 The fine name of the Congressional Black Caucus cannot be besmirched!

Congressional Black Caucus demands Sheila Jackson Lee step down over intern rape allegations

https://bit.ly/2TYKEfB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 19, 2019 04:57 AM (+y/Ru)

619 Skiff was born in Derbyshire, a poor uncolored man.

Invented skiffle, though. Talented lad.

Posted by: Lonnie Donegan at January 19, 2019 04:58 AM (zCyNd)

620 "Cool. Remind him about that 50 bucks, OK? The 12 pack of Keystone was on me."
-Posted by: Miklos, clutching faded IOU at January 19, 2019 04:56 AM (zCyNd)

He knows. He's avoiding you. I don't know why.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:58 AM (Ckg4U)

621 Why do they bother with phone books? No idea last time I actually used one. Where I am going today just looked up the company on line and a Google map attached to it.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

622 I think he also invented Lawn Darts.

Lost his shirt on that one, he did.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:59 AM (Ckg4U)

623 As a young boy, Skiff was tormented by schoolmates, who called him "Dinghy".

Posted by: Miklos, chroichler of things vaguely maritime at January 19, 2019 05:00 AM (zCyNd)

624 "Why do they bother with phone books? No idea last time I actually used one. Where I am going today just looked up the company on line and a Google map attached to it."
-Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 04:59 AM (/rm4P)

They're just fun to read. Where else can you see a plumber Jumping at the opportunity to save a scared, white woman from a gushing pipe?

...scratch that.

Let's rewrite this and tell Skiff that I want to see him in my office A.S.A.P.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:02 AM (Ckg4U)

625 Lost his shirt on that one, he did.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 04:59 AM (Ckg4U)

No, still got the shirt. Pinned to 'is chest, it is.

Posted by: Miklos, sensing a Yorkshireman about at January 19, 2019 05:03 AM (zCyNd)

626 "As a young boy, Skiff was tormented by schoolmates, who called him "Dinghy"."
-Posted by: Miklos, chroichler of things vaguely maritime at January 19, 2019 05:00 AM (zCyNd)

*aye* He wasn't the strongest of lads. He caught Hell every time he said "or".

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:03 AM (Ckg4U)

627 Vic here they are saying 6 degrees but think that is with wind speed.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 05:05 AM (/rm4P)

628 Do you know how many recipes for Irish soda bread there are on youtube?

egg, no egg, buttermilk, regular milk, raisins, no raisins, butter crust, no butter crust ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic

Make one of each !

FTW !

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2019 05:05 AM (V4Ks2)

629 Does the girl go Spllllaaaat! against the opposing rock wall?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 05:07 AM (/rm4P)

630 But I could get to the pics via a Bing search.

Here is one with a big python. Probably a boa.

https://tinyurl.com/yan8rp4w

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:07 AM (mpXpK)

631 But all taxpayers pay for subsidize her life. Does it matter? King asked.


sad sad

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 19, 2019 05:08 AM (2sfXI)

632 *aye* He wasn't the strongest of lads. He caught Hell every time he said "or".

Learned the hard way, he did. Only lad to win the Oxford-Cambridge boat race without an or.

Posted by: Miklos, needing a pause that refreshes at January 19, 2019 05:08 AM (zCyNd)

633 Got to go but just as soon rather take the shorter trip back to bed.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 05:09 AM (/rm4P)

634 627
Vic here they are saying 6 degrees but think that is with wind speed.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2019 05:05 AM (/rm4P)

I have to go to a different site to see Wind Chill, normally I don't bother.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:12 AM (mpXpK)

635 The Miklos and Slapweasel show will continue after these messages...

"Have you ever had that 'Not-So-Fresh' feeling? I'm speaking to the ladies, here.

Imagine your crotch smelling like a laguna in Santa Cruz. Yes... yes, ...follow along.

Cuantos pesos paga por este? Veinte? Cinquenta? Negativo...

For less than five dollars, Slapweasel Fresh products will rinse your snizz with the feel and aroma of the South China Sea.

You can get a One-Dollar-Off coupon with the Promo-Code "BushRinse", for a limited time only.

See www.SlapProducts.com for further details.
"

Back to your Regularly-Scheduled Programming...

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:13 AM (Ckg4U)

636 Make one of each !

: -))

Don't know if we're going that far, but we are going to try several different recipes & pick a favorite ...

After a little nap, though ...

Good night, all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hurricane Screen Writer's Guild Critic ... at January 19, 2019 05:13 AM (LPnfS)

637 Try a new platform, Skip.
https://tinyurl.com/yafer6qv

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 19, 2019 05:13 AM (RrtlF)

638 What were we talking about?

...oh that poor lad Skiff. That guy still holds the World Record for hand-paddling a fourteen-man canoe.

...or whatever they call it at Harvard.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:16 AM (Ckg4U)

639 G'Night, Adriane!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:16 AM (Ckg4U)

640 My screen says "Do not adjust"

Posted by: Miklos, debating the relative advantages of vertical vs horizontal at January 19, 2019 05:17 AM (zCyNd)

641 I should have bolded "and" instead of "feel".

I robbed myself of digging a smaller grave.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:19 AM (Ckg4U)

642 or whatever they call it at Harvard.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:16 AM (Ckg4U)

Home Coming ....King?

Posted by: Miklos, pahked on hahvad yahd at January 19, 2019 05:20 AM (zCyNd)

643 I always enjoy telling my Lib Sister, who I would not cross the street to piss on if she was on fire, that she can support the right to tear apart little babies in the belly all she wants.

She hates it when I say that. I make it too "personal".

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:25 AM (BsFSi)

644
They're back...
Macron démission!
Week 10, Paris Protests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcFN_cuTAJs

Posted by: Yellow Vests at January 19, 2019 05:25 AM (jYje5)

645 I should have bolded "and" instead of "feel".


That's a bold marketing strategy, Cotton.

(And to dispel a widely held myth, Cotton did NOT have a monkey. It was actually his big brother Stymie, who wished Cotton was a monkey.)

Posted by: Miklos, that Little Rascal at January 19, 2019 05:26 AM (zCyNd)

646 "Home Coming ....King?"
-Posted by: Miklos, pahked on hahvad yahd at January 19, 2019 05:20 AM (zCyNd)

I simply don't know. I'm at a loss in this arena.

...on this rivah.

...with these broahhds.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:27 AM (Ckg4U)

647 "That's a bold marketing strategy, Cotton.

(And to dispel a widely held myth, Cotton did NOT have a monkey. It was actually his big brother Stymie, who wished Cotton was a monkey.)
"
-Posted by: Miklos, that Little Rascal at January 19, 2019 05:26 AM (zCyNd)

https://vimeo.com/47630104

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:29 AM (Ckg4U)

648 ...on this rivah.

...with these broahhds.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:27 AM (Ckg4U)

Heh. I live a mile from the Broad River. On the NC side, one part is called the French Broad.

Until they change it.

Posted by: Ole Man Miklos, he keeps on rollin' at January 19, 2019 05:31 AM (zCyNd)

649 Good evening/morning

I, for one, was quite entertained this week. Peloisy shutdown. Bwahahahaha!

Don't change Mr. President - you are exactly what America needs!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2019 05:31 AM (IDhUW)

650 We've got a Drunken Monkey. Shoot to Kill...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQSKDGvRDLg

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:32 AM (Ckg4U)

651 I just found out about a prolife fundraiser here tonight. I will be attending.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2019 05:34 AM (IDhUW)

652 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:29 AM (Ckg4U)

I stand corrected.

Now I wish I had a watermelon.

Posted by: Miklos, with neither monkey nor circus at January 19, 2019 05:34 AM (zCyNd)

653 "Heh. I live a mile from the Broad River. On the NC side, one part is called the French Broad.
Until they change it.
"
-Posted by: Ole Man Miklos, he keeps on rollin' at January 19, 2019 05:31 AM (zCyNd)

Please pass along the earlier advertisement. French broads could make use of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)

654 Who doesn't like watermelon?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:35 AM (Ckg4U)

655 Don't change Mr. President - you are exactly what America needs!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2019 05:31 AM (IDhUW)


Ain't it nice, having a dude that actually fights on our side, for a change.

I like ol' Trump. And I can tell you this - for a fact - he is respected by a certain class of folk around the world. Usually takes about a day before some dude in South America or Asia will bring up the subject.

Best President in my lifetime. Including Reagan.

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:36 AM (BsFSi)

656 162 Now I wish I had a watermelon.

Posted by: Miklos, with neither monkey nor circus at January 19, 2019 05:34 AM (zCyNd)

You'll have to ask Spanky and Our Gang

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:38 AM (mpXpK)

657 -Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:36 AM (BsFSi)

Are you of the New Haven Vaders? Because I think my Aunt knows your Brother-in-Law, on your Sister's side, what did that thing with all the juggling of cats in Waterbury.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:40 AM (Ckg4U)

658 Vic ... how is the Mrs doing ? My prayers ain't worth a shit - but I hope she's doing good.

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:41 AM (BsFSi)

659 Best three dollars she ever spent, she says. She might be wrong, but Aunt Donna doesn't lie.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:41 AM (Ckg4U)

660 Please pass along the earlier advertisement. French broads could make use of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)

The upstairs maid, Cocotte, is well supplied.

And well trained-she never lets me forget that Tuesdays are Pants Days.

Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle at January 19, 2019 05:42 AM (zCyNd)

661 Weird Dave, great job! I have to w-o-r-k today but you guys have fun.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2019 05:42 AM (zLDYs)

662
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2019 05:42 AM (KCxzN)

663 Aunt Eunice, on the Other Hand...

She's got A Problem ever since "The Incident".

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:42 AM (Ckg4U)

664 Are you of the New Haven Vaders? Because I think my
Aunt knows your Brother-in-Law, on your Sister's side, what did that
thing with all the juggling of cats in Waterbury.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:40 AM (Ckg4U)


Why yes, I am. And as soon as I get back in country - where my email works again - I'll send you a little missive Slapford. You doing all right ?

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:43 AM (BsFSi)

665 She's got A Problem ever since "The Incident".


Borax. Washing soda.

Posted by: Miklos, keeper of ancient Slav secret at January 19, 2019 05:43 AM (zCyNd)

666 658
Vic ... how is the Mrs doing ? My prayers ain't worth a shit - but I hope she's doing good.


Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:41 AM (BsFSi)

They went in and did another operation at MUSC Thursday. I haven't heard the outcome yet.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:44 AM (mpXpK)

667 Best President in my lifetime. Including Reagan.
----
I didn't pay a lot of attention when Reagan was President but I know he helped the economy, restored hope, and promoted life.

PDT appears to be taking on the deep state, I pray to God he wins.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2019 05:45 AM (IDhUW)

668 "The upstairs maid, Cocotte, is well supplied.
And well trained-she never lets me forget that Tuesdays are Pants Days.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, adjusting monocle at January 19, 2019 05:42 AM (zCyNd)

Lest I question your grasp of the situation! *chortles*

My sweet Blancheflour makes merry of my pantsless ways! Why... she's never even seen a truffle!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:47 AM (Ckg4U)

669 Shit - that's No Bueno Vic. Sorry to hear it.

She's a nice gal. Everybody liked her here back when you went under the knife a few years ago and she gave updates. Best of luck ol' boy. That shit has to be eating you up inside.

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:47 AM (BsFSi)

670 "Borax. Washing soda."
-Posted by: Miklos, keeper of ancient Slav secret at January 19, 2019 05:43 AM (zCyNd)

We've tried that. Bitch won't come out of polyester.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:48 AM (Ckg4U)

671 "Why yes, I am. And as soon as I get back in country - where my email works again - I'll send you a little missive Slapford. You doing all right?"
-Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:43 AM (BsFSi)

I'm good, Brother. I have a squeaky ball and a computer, so things are looking up.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:50 AM (Ckg4U)

672 If Slap is in fact Slapford J. Weasel, that would make you Weasel, S.J., non? Ok, Padre.

Prolly a 92nd degree Freemason, too.

Posted by: Miklos, controlled by a cabal from the Vatican Bank and Slaphemian Grove at January 19, 2019 05:50 AM (zCyNd)

673 "If Slap is in fact Slapford J. Weasel, that would make you Weasel, S.J., non? Ok, Padre.
Prolly a 92nd degree Freemason, too.
"
-Posted by: Miklos, controlled by a cabal from the Vatican Bank and Slaphemian Grove at January 19, 2019 05:50 AM (zCyNd)

You keep rolling rumors around and...

How's your Family?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:52 AM (Ckg4U)

674 A squeaky ball ? Fuck me to tears - talk about luxury.

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:53 AM (BsFSi)

675 669
Shit - that's No Bueno Vic. Sorry to hear it.

She's a nice gal.
Everybody liked her here back when you went under the knife a few years
ago and she gave updates. Best of luck ol' boy. That shit has to be
eating you up inside.


Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:47 AM (BsFSi)

Its more of an aggravation, but not a major worry for health. What they are calling "surgery" is just external sewing up the wound from previous real surgery. The skin around the wound refused to support sutures due to radiation damage. They think that had improved from all those treatments I was carrying her to here in out local hospital.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

676 I hope they're faring well.
...Seem like such nice people.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:53 AM (Ckg4U)

677 "A squeaky ball ? Fuck me to tears - talk about luxury."
-Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:53 AM (BsFSi)

I know! I just-about shit myself when I got the computer!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:54 AM (Ckg4U)

678 How's your Family?

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 05:52 AM (Ckg4U)

Vito's fine, his boy Nunzio gets out next month. Want they should stop by for little hello?

Posted by: Miklos, and try the cannoli at January 19, 2019 05:56 AM (zCyNd)

679 EMT is NOOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2019 05:57 AM (8ikIW)

680 nood

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

681 It's cool Slap - I won't hold it against you for being a One Percenter. Gives me something to aspire to.
Vic - please tell Mrs Vic that The Artist Formerly Known as SD says howdy.

Posted by: Leon, the other Vader at January 19, 2019 05:58 AM (BsFSi)

682 They went in and did another operation at MUSC Thursday. I haven't heard the outcome yet.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 05:44 AM (mpXpK)

Hey Vic-
Tell her there's a bunch of morons that love her.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 19, 2019 05:58 AM (RrtlF)

683 I don't have a prayer for Skin-Strength.

*rifles through prayers*

...nope. I can only say that I'll ask Our Lord to find you both in His light, Vic. Might your strength buoy hers and her, yours.

Might you continue together as a team, with vows in tow, so as to sow strength in those who surround you.

Might your words be wisdom and those who glean them be strengthened by their impact.

God bless you and yours, Vic.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 06:02 AM (Ckg4U)

684 643 I always enjoy telling my Lib Sister, who I would not cross the street to piss on if she was on fire, that she can support the right to tear apart little babies in the belly all she wants.

She hates it when I say that. I make it too "personal".
----
This illustrates the need to take back our language, and "framing" the conversation. Generally we are polite and refrain from unpleasantness, but doing so we've allowed the enemy to gain an upper hand.

It is now better to be this blunt and honest.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 19, 2019 06:03 AM (IDhUW)

685 "Vito's fine, his boy Nunzio gets out next month. Want they should stop by for little hello?"
-Posted by: Miklos, and try the cannoli at January 19, 2019 05:56 AM (zCyNd)

You win. My sides hurt.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 19, 2019 06:04 AM (Ckg4U)

686 682 Hey Vic-

Tell her there's a bunch of morons that love her.

Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 19, 2019 05:58 AM (RrtlF)

I'll let her know as soon as I get a txt message from her. That's how we communicate now since she can not talk.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2019 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

687 THANK YOU for marching! Some of us would like to but can't easily afford the trip, etc.

Posted by: dad29 at January 19, 2019 09:21 AM (7Kti7)

688 Remember the kerfuffle over Trump's estimate of the crowd size at his inauguration? The boys and girls and assorted morons in the press said he way overcounted the crowd.

Now the March for Life was a yuuge crowd--but most of the press simply said "thousands" attended. Well "thousands" can mean anything from two thousand on up---and in this case waaay up. But you won't hear it in the press.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 19, 2019 12:50 PM (WRSbt)

689 Hey dear, It was very informative.
Thanks for that.

Posted by: David at January 23, 2019 01:09 AM (RJdjD)

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