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First!
Posted by: Flyguy at January 18, 2019 11:55 AM (3sOO0) 2
just missed it
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ANN96) 3
The Most Busted Name In News. Posted by: Newest Nic at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (jYje5) 4
Enemy of the people.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (3sOO0) 5
A rather elongated and very bright yellow apple, but an apple nonetheless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (f3oO4) 6
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Trumpus Maximus at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (Ai1hj) 7
A cunning stunt.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (/tuJf) 8
Trump cunningly fucked them yesterday.
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (f3oO4) 10
75% of the country couldn't point to the State of the Union Address on a map, so what is it we're supposed to be upset over?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (4E/ZH) 11
Sources say I like the milfs.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (NLLmE) 12
The Spin machine is really breaking down with all it has to cover.
Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (h5Df3) 13
Justice Ginsburg will not be in the office today, again.
She is currently in California at the Naval Special Warfare Center at U.S. Naval Amphibious Base Coronado undergoing Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training. She is there at the request of Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, who watching television one day was shocked to learn that BUD/S training classes do not reflect the same proportion of women as are in the population generally. Senator Gillibrand asked Justice Ginsburg if she would undergo the training as a way of raising the public profile of opportunities for women as SEAL special operators in the Navy. Even though Justice Ginsburg is already a certified technical diver and recognized underwater demolitions expert, she said she will not be skipping any phases of the training out of solidarity with the other trainees. She has, however, preemptively declined honor man status so as not to deny the award to another student. Justice Ginsburg said she will be keeping up with Court business during down time and will be periodically communicating to me her decisions. Posted by: Justice Kagan at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (DuAZ5) 14
Then how could Trump have endangered him by making the trip public if it was already postponed ?
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (QkjLD) 15
Yeah, and this is a pineapple wrapped in barbed wire, CNN. You know what to do.
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (RD7QR) 16
They don't even seem enthusiastic about it
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (Z216Q) 17
If you don't like her excuse, she has others.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (DNj86) 18
Trump cunningly fucked them yesterday.
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN) I'm still laughing. And I notice that the Trumpian move was apparently NOT leaked to the opposition! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (f3oO4) 19
"I'll take 'Bewitched, Botoxed, and Bewildered' for $400, Alex."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (7MRhd) 20
That pic of Trump at his desk LOL.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (4ErVI) 21
I have informed Sarah Sanders to convey the following message at today's press briefing:
"Don't want no shit, don't start no shit. Fund the wall." Posted by: Donald Trump at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (RpM6k) 22
hey cnn, just give it up.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (3O41F) 23
Then how could Trump have endangered him by making the trip public if it was already postponed ?
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (QkjLD) --- No one knew Valerie Plame was a secret agent before Trump cancelled their flight. Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (4E/ZH) Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (BJlbN) 25
18 All the leakers are on leave right now...
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (BXMxN) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC) 27
7 A cunning stunt.
Posted by: JackStraw 8 Trump cunningly fucked them yesterday. Posted by: steevy Nancy's licked and she knows it Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (786Ro) 28
No matter how much parsley Nanzi pushes up her quim, she will never smell good.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (pw+jk) 29
Orange you glad we didn't say Banana?
Posted by: CNN, the Knock Knock Joke Network at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz) 30
Taking the low road. Always.
Oh, and "get in their faces" and "don't let them be comfortable" and "you will be made to care" were all about the "high road". Right, asshole? GFY with a barbed-wire covered flaming pineapple, sideways. Posted by: DocJ at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (NYS7S) 31
Cnn is a steaming pile of dogshit for people who want dogshit delivered for a small fee.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (0OmEj) 32
Good Lord. The human cheese grater is arguing with Matt Schlapp on Outnumbered.
*searched frantically for remote* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (ptqGC) 33
13 Justice Ginsburg will not be in the office today, again.
She is currently in California at the Naval Special Warfare Center at U.S. Naval Amphibious Base Coronado undergoing Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training. She is there at the request of Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, who watching television one day was shocked to learn that BUD/S training classes do not reflect the same proportion of women as are in the population generally. Senator Gillibrand asked Justice Ginsburg if she would undergo the training as a way of raising the public profile of opportunities for women as SEAL special operators in the Navy. Even though Justice Ginsburg is already a certified technical diver and recognized underwater demolitions expert, she said she will not be skipping any phases of the training out of solidarity with the other trainees. She has, however, preemptively declined honor man status so as not to deny the award to another student. Justice Ginsburg said she will be keeping up with Court business during down time and will be periodically communicating to me her decisions. Posted by: Justice Kagan at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (DuAZ5) RBG in... ANGELS ONE FIVE OVER BAGHDAD Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (4ErVI) 34
Then how could Trump have endangered him by making the trip public if it was already postponed ?
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (QkjLD) Hush chile, you should know by now not to question your betters! And the way you know they're your betters is that you can't question them! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (f3oO4) 35
Trump cunningly fucked them yesterday.
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN) That's why by the end of the day a new "we got him now!" story was ejaculated onto the news cycle by the DNC/MSM complex. That, and they are (I think) pulling out all the stops, or at least the last remaining ones, in an attempt to oust him before he appoints RBG's replacement...which I think is probably coming up quite soon. Posted by: Bert G at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (OMsf+) 36
Second look at The Logan's Run Act?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (DNj86) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (6qErC) 38
How do you know something is a lie? It's on CNN.
Posted by: DJIA Shutdown Deathwatch at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (8Wq0q) 39
CNN conspired with Saddam Hussein during a time of war. They always side with evil.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (QviAd) 40
She is currently in California at the Naval Special Warfare Center at U.S. Naval Amphibious Base Coronado undergoing Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training.
She actually teaches a course in Tactical Use of Explosive Diarrhea. Posted by: Capt. Kaopectate at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (RpM6k) 41
On Friday, 27-year-old Nick Naydev from Vancouver, Wash., posted a video to his Instagram that showed him intentionally leaping from the 11th deck of the world's largest cruise ship, Royal Caribbean's Symphony of Seas. The vessel was docked in the Bahamas when Naydev decided to jump, while his travel companions filmed the stunt.
The video of Naydev plummeting approximately 100 feet into the Atlantic went viral on social media, accruing almost 100,000 views and over 1,600 comments on his account in six days. But though the video has earned Naydev some notoriety, the jump also gotten him banned from Royal Caribbean. Forever. And the cruise line is also considering taking legal action. Naydev said he was checking it out so Justice Ginsburg could try the same stunt next week. Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (QkjLD) 42
Stolen from a meme:
On Dec. 17, 1903 the Wright Brothers flew for 59 seconds at a distance of 852 feet. That is farther than Nancy Pelosi flew on Jan. 17, 2019. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (jxbfJ) 43
27 Imagery please!
Posted by: rammajamma at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (AjNMO) Posted by: Samurai Nuclear Death Kitten at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (n2qRY) 45
25 18 All the leakers are on leave right now...
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (BXMxN) Clue dat? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (f3oO4) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (ptqGC) 47
How great that we are here in this moment in time, at this point in history to see all this play out. The republic might be fucked, but Trump doesn't quit. And he has fun, he fights his battles with mirth and levity.
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (q177U) 48
Willowed:
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (tHAoL) 49
I get the feeling Democrat polling says "security" is a word that works on people.
It may have sounded kinda plausible (think: LIVs) for the SOTU cancellation, but Nan now claiming that Trump cancelling Pelosi's trip to Afghanistan causes a "security issue" is hilarious. Keep squawking, Nancy!! Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (W+vEI) 50
75% of the country couldn't point to the State of the Union Address on a map
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged It's the blue dot to the left of Russia Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (786Ro) 51
Yup, like I said earlier...
The innermost circles of hell, are for Fraud and Treachery. Reporters are sent to the border. Posted by: Dante... at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (0TYt/) 53
That's why by the end of the day a new "we got him now!" story was ejaculated onto the news cycle by the DNC/MSM complex."
This. Related earlier how this tale fell apart on the big 3 networks overnight, to the point of being on after the weather by 0700 eastern... Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC) 54
I loved how the Secret Service responded. "She never contact us, it wouldn't be any problem. No difference at all."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (39g3+) 55
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 ---------- Easy. Now they must stay in D.C. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (ZMWtN) 56
48 Willowed:
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (tHAoL) D.C. is more dangerous than Kabul. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (QviAd) 57
It would be hilarious if she canceled over security concerns, given the open border she promotes.
She couldn't possibly have said it was due to security concerns, could she? Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (Qwtw1) 58
"This is an apple or whatever."
I read this as 'This is a nipple or whatever." Now I has the sads now that I've read more closely. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: Max Boot at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (DNj86) 60
So Has Our Imperial Hawaiian Judge Ordered Trump to Let The Plane Fly yet?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (BJlbN) 61
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone.
- Grounding Pelosi's Party Plane is a threat to national security but open borders is not. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (+y/Ru) 62
Pointing to dog shit and saying it smells is a tactic. Not particularly useful but it's a tactic.
Getting CNN off the air is a better tactic. Apparently not having viewers isn't doing the trick. Can we petition Atlanta Hartsfield to pull CNN and put in the Weather Channel instead? Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (pUDQf) 63
48 Willowed:
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (tHAoL) Because he said where they would be going before he cancelled it, of course! Gee... Posted by: Lefty at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (NgKpN) 64
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (ZMWtN)
Missed it by that much. II Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (QviAd) 65
I cannot WAIT for her to bitch slap Acosta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh I can't watch today - keep us informed! Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (oiNtH) 66
Look at the last ten SOTUs.
You've got a verbal tweet, one side retweets and the other side folds their arms in scorn and the media does a video Twitchy. There's no reason for a SOTU in front of Congress. Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (8erNz) 67
Now if Pelosi had said she was cancelling the SOTU speech because nobody ever visits her at the home, I would have believed it.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (MkcN1) 68
On Dec. 17, 1903 the Wright Brothers flew for 59 seconds at a distance of 852 feet. That is farther than Nancy Pelosi flew on Jan. 17, 2019.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed Damn...115 years. Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (NLLmE) Posted by: Mr Obvious at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (sAQ/b) 70
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
How exactly?" She woke up and thought she was somewhere in the middle east... Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC) 71
They still haven't dared to put Nancy in front of TV cameras yet.
They haven't been able to clean the rage-spittle off of her face. Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (I2/tG) 72
I'm pretty sure that the commanders and troops on the ground are relieved as hell they aren't having to cater to Pelosi and the other commies she was bringing with her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (ptqGC) 73
" ...there's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me, Willard, you will do this for me."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (bcbK8) 74
I loved how the Secret Service responded. "She never contact us, it wouldn't be any problem. No difference at all." Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (39g3+) = Barely an inconvenience. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (NLLmE) 76
She is currently in California at the Naval Special Warfare Center at U.S. Naval Amphibious Base Coronado undergoing Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL training.
I figured, what the hell? I only need about a quarter of my lung capacity to run rings around these punks. Posted by: RBG at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (YPJrZ) 77
Nancy's licked "
Er, .... Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM It was either that or a cunning linguist remark. Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (786Ro) 78
That's the best she could come up with after thinking about it all night? Wow.
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (Xvo1a) 79
54 I loved how the Secret Service responded. "She never contact us, it wouldn't be any problem. No difference at all."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (39g3+) Not a problem, barely an inconvenience. Posted by: Secret Service at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (NgKpN) 80
As Russia and China get closer to actually fielding nuclear-armed hypersonic ICBMs, the Pentagon has been hard at work on a pair of concepts designed to meet the threat. In addition to developing its own hypersonic missiles, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, is also working on a game-changer of its own: 'Counter-hypersonics.'
The concept is based on the super human abilities of SCOTUS Justice Ginsburg. Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (QkjLD) 81
Sarah's presser today is a must see for me today.
I cannot WAIT for her to bitch slap Acosta. Posted by: Jane D'oh -------- Only if Kellyanne Conway doesn't snatch him up and fling him through a window first. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ZMWtN) 82
42 Stolen from a meme:
On Dec. 17, 1903 the Wright Brothers flew for 59 seconds at a distance of 852 feet. That is farther than Nancy Pelosi flew on Jan. 17, 2019. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (jxbfJ) The Nurse sent me that meme. It started the work day well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (bcbK8) 83
She couldn't possibly have said it was due to security concerns, could she?
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (Qwtw1) ---------------- Oh yes, yes she could. This was her excuse in the letter to PDT. Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ffYR/) 84
The thing to remember about CNN and MSNBC is that they're not news organizations. They are security blankets, woobies, for the bubbled left. They provide somewhat plausible cover for leftist ideas, even if they have to lie and distort to do so. They do not report any news, they deliver spin. They aren't even TRYING to deliver news.
When they interview someone, they aren't there to get information and find out facts, they're acting as the DNC spokesperson while they talk to an enemy. They take sides in every single instance. Its not even trying to be news any longer and neither should have a White House Correspondent pass. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (39g3+) 85
This is funny!
X-Files anti-Trump ad accidentally proves Trumps's point about building a wall. NPCs have no self awareness, it's truly amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZQFGCf9wY4 Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (q177U) 86
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (QkjLD)
I spent a day or so a few years ago reading about the jumpers off the Golden Gate Bridge and one of the stories was about a student who did it on a dare. He actually lived, one of the few who survived the drop albeit with a bunch of broken bones and other major injuries. Probably the same guy who started the Let's eat Tide Pods fad. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (4ErVI) 87
March for Life is underway. Fox is going to report on it.
March for Freedom of Oppression from Toxic Masculinity (Pussy Hat Brigade) not so much. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ptqGC) 88
Does White House have a TV feed?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (f3oO4) 89
btw, isn't weird how Republican Cucks never want to, you know, win? Republican Cucks never want to "get the girl," so to speak. Cucks don't want any conquests, it seems. Cucks are kinda cuck-ish, now that I think about it. Posted by: Mr Obvious at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (sAQ/b) 90
>>Notably missing, ANY response from ANY of Demarxists about getting butt fvcked DRY yesterday...
Local a.m. news had a cli of Bob Menedez looking gravely disappointed saying something about how the trip was vital to their understanding of the war. Two thoughts came to mind: 1. Drudge pic of Menendez on Puerto Rico beach last week. 2. The war in Afghanistan has been going on for - what? - 15 years now? They need to go onsite to learn more about it, really?!? They can't teleconference with a general, or maybe have a staffer pull the notes from the last 50 briefings on it in case they missed a bunch of recent meetings? They look like fools. Trump really pantsed them this time Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (W+vEI) 91
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
The danger is that she might have to do her job and answer questions! Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (YPJrZ) 92
There's no reason for a SOTU in front of Congress.
It allows President Trump to talk to the American people, unfiltered, which is why the Democrats are desperate to stop it. Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (I2/tG) 93
Brussels has changed a lot. It looks remarkably like Washington these days. Where's my waffle?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (8YazN) 94
68 On Dec. 17, 1903 the Wright Brothers flew for 59 seconds at a distance of 852 feet. That is farther than Nancy Pelosi flew on Jan. 17, 2019.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed Damn...115 years. Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (NLLmE) But Wilbur was so cute in his googles! Posted by: Nancy Pelosi... remembers at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN) 95
I shouldn't take pleasure in knowing that when Ms. Pelosi goes to her eternal damnation, that the embalmer will have no work to do.
Because that would be wrong. I guess. Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (sBm2i) 96
Hire out a huge venue. Seat people in the floor sections (Veterans, LEOs, Angel Moms/Dads, anyone connected with the topics and themes his speech will touch on) then reserve seats in the nosebleeds for Congress.
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (9LIpg) 97
I spent a day or so a few years ago reading about
the jumpers off the Golden Gate Bridge and one of the stories was about a student who did it on a dare. He actually lived, one of the few who survived the drop albeit with a bunch of broken bones and other major injuries. Probably the same guy who started the Let's eat Tide Pods fad. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (4ErVI) Probably the same guy who jumped off the anchored cruise ship (over 100 ft.). Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ptqGC) 98
Seems like cnn is the SPOKESMAN for the Democrats.
Posted by: Mr Obvious ----------- Ministry of Propaganda, straight up. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ZMWtN) 99
So Has Our Imperial Hawaiian Judge Ordered Trump to Let The Plane Fly yet?
If it wasn't a matter of too late to matter, I'm sure they'd have found one to do so. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (39g3+) 100
Nanzi is a cunning stunt. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (pNxlR) 101
And now a question that will boggle the Wisdom and Sanity of the Horde mind...
Older... Vic or Pelosi? Posted by: Don Q at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (NgKpN) 102
Orange man bad. Therefore anything orange man do also bad.
And by the transitive property, anything anyone do that is against orange man good. Posted by: Bill Krystol at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (KUaJL) 103
The only danger Pelosi was in was the threat of alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (pUDQf) 104
The best part is Trump...trumped her with the "no flights for you!" gambit.
It *was* her idea after all to stop with business-as-usual during the shutdown. Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (q7IoS) 105
Ooops. 116 years. Math is hard.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NLLmE) 106
71 They still haven't dared to put Nancy in front of TV cameras yet.
They haven't been able to clean the rage-spittle off of her face. Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (I2/tG) How can they differentiate it from the confusion spittle, the happiness spittle, the breakfast spittle, the just-because-it's-Friday spittle... Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (Ct55T) 107
I'm looking forward to Ben Shapiro "pointing things out" today. Ben is very good at pointing things out. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (sAQ/b) 108
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (tHAoL) ---------- Compliant proles do not ask such impertinent questions, comrade. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (8yJ7M) 109
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (tHAoL) Instead of spending a few days protected in the Geen Zone in Afghanistan she'll have to return home to San Fransisco Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (TAmPV) 110
Its not D vs R, its the media with occasional assistance from the Ds vs R.
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (cGlgB) 111
Listen, if you're Nancy Pelosi it makes a lot of sense. Nancy Pelosi is terrified, number one, of her extreme left-wing base; she is captive of that; and number two, the position of Congressional Democrats in this shutdown is objectively unreasonable. In 2013, Chuck Schumer and every Senate Democrat voted in favor of 350 miles of border wall. They have right now shut the government down to stop 234 miles of border wall. I don't know how you explain that you voted in favor of 350 miles but you shut the government down to stop 234 miles. That is incoherent.
Even SCOTUS justice Ginsburg has more sense that Nanci Palsi. Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD) 112
I spent a day or so a few years ago reading about the jumpers off the Golden Gate Bridge and one of the stories was about a student who did it on a dare. He actually lived, one of the few who survived the drop albeit with a bunch of broken bones and other major injuries.
Probably the same guy who started the Let's eat Tide Pods fad. I think I'm gonna go empty the freezer's ice bin on my head now. But your post did make me listen to this again: https://youtu.be/gRYZijLZR-Q Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (8erNz) 113
91 Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
The danger is that she might have to do her job and answer questions! nah. the danger is that she promised the grandkids some nice belgian chocolates, but now can't Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (sGtp+) 114
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
Baggage carousels are deadly places, fraught with peril. I've BEEN there!! Posted by: Danger Dick Blumenthal at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (Z04f8) 115
Baldrick Pelosi: I have a cunning plan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (OLCnA) 116
I noticed that Pelosi didn't exactly scurry to find seats on a commercial flight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC) 117
I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS WHEN LEADING BUD/S SUGAR COOKIE EVOLUTIONS! THEY LIKE IT OR THEY ARE EXTERMINATED! Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (n2qRY) 118
The only danger Pelosi was in was the threat of alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (pUDQf) Never get between Nanzi and a free bar! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (f3oO4) 119
He should deliver the SOTU at the border.
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (q177U) 120
On Dec. 17, 1903 the Wright Brothers flew for 59 seconds at a distance of 852 feet. That is farther than Nancy Pelosi flew on Jan. 17, 2019.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed Damn...115 years. Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (NLLmE) But Wilbur was so cute in his googles! Posted by: Nancy Pelosi ------------ If they tried wing-warping on Nancy, they'd end up with twig-like appendage in their hand. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (w54mS) 121
Seems like cnn is the SPOKESMAN for the Democrats.
Posted by: Mr Obvious at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (sAQ/b) No, the Democrats are the legislative wing for CNN et al, kinda. Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (5gT6u) 122
They have right now shut the government down to stop 234 miles of border wall.
They're really going to like my counter-offer of 1500 miles... Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (YPJrZ) 123
>>>WH has grounded all congressional delegations during shutdown
LMAO Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (BJlbN) -------------------------- Lyndsey's shorts are in a twist. He likes those little jaunts. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ePWRo) 124
115 Baldrick Pelosi: I have a cunning plan
Posted by: TheQuietMan GOLF CLAP! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED, BUT LATER! Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (n2qRY) 125
I shouldn't take pleasure in knowing that when Ms. Pelosi goes to her eternal damnation, that the embalmer will have no work to do.
--------- Embalmer? It'll be a taxidermist or nothing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (8yJ7M) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (AllCR) 127
Who the fark does she think she is? She shutdown part of the government as a political stunt and then she's skipping town to Go On A Political Victory Tour on the taxpayer's dime? I don't think so. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (sAQ/b) 128
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (tHAoL) Instead of spending a few days protected in the Green Zone in Afghanistan she'll have to return to the feces and needle ridden streets of San Fransisco Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (QkjLD) 129
95 I shouldn't take pleasure in knowing that when Ms. Pelosi goes to her eternal damnation, that the embalmer will have no work to do.
Because that would be wrong. I guess. Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2019 12:07 PM (sBm2i) Hahaha. Sir, here's Speaker Pelosi. Embalmer: oh wow. You did a great job. Uh, sir, we haven't done anything yet. Embalmer: Oh. My bad. Damn. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (+y/Ru) 131
119 He should deliver the SOTU at the border.
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (q177U) Right in the middle of it a group of illegals walks by in front of the cameras. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (sAQ/b) 134
I think it is Judicial Watch that has the bar and bottle count for Nanzi's trip to honorably see the on the ground situation in Afghanistan. It is impressive even by Horde standards but lack Valurite.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (pw+jk) 135
I'm looking forward to Ben Shapiro "pointing things out" today. Ben is very good at pointing things out.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (sAQ/b) He's a keynote speaker for the March for Life today. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (ptqGC) 136
Knock! Knock! Whos there? CNN, The Most Trusted Name in News! Pfft * chokes * bwahahahahahaha! No, seriously, who's there? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (pNxlR) 137
Instead of spending a few days protected in the Green Zone in Afghanistan she'll have to return to the feces and needle ridden streets of San Fransisco Posted by: SMOD Brown zone Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (aKsyK) 138
Remember during the campaign when Trump announced he would be making an important policy statement (forget the topic) but when the rally began he spent a good 20 minutes or so celebrating war veterans on the stage with him?
He needs to do this again with the SOTU, except celebrate Border Patrol and Angel parents. I really love how Trump keeps talking and tweeting about these people who have been ignored by the MSM. Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (W+vEI) 139
Here's a thought.
The SOTU is basically like a get out of jail free card, a pass for a free rally for the sitting president... But Trump's been doing his own rallies at his own pace since day one. So what does he really gain by the pomp and bombast of their shitty spectacle? He has his own SOTU address, to people who actually like him, twice a freakin' week. So how does Pelosi think her short-dicking him on the SOTU actually hurts his brand? (Oh, that's right. She's a fucking idiot. That's why. Silly me.) Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (Ct55T) 140
Trump never called Mexicans rapists and murderers ... yet CNN (and the others) constantly lies about that. He said "they aren't sending their best".
Same with the whole pu$$y grab thang ... (and btw, only Trump gets his private comments from decades back broadly amplified and investigated). Trump spoke broadly about what the adult groupies "LET" a man do, because of the STAR status. That is much different than the Lolita Express and pedophile island. But TheNarrative ... the more false it is, the more loudly, more often, it has to be repeated by CNN and the NPCs. Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (Cus5s) 141
Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone
How exactly? Posted by: rickb223 ---------- Nancy apparently missed Jordan Peterson's advice, "If you'd like people to respect your opinion, don't say things that make you look stupid." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (w54mS) 142
He likes those little jaunts.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ePWRo) I'm afraid to look that up on the Urban Dictionary. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (f3oO4) 143
Instead of spending a few days protected in the Green Zone in Afghanistan she'll have to return to the feces and needle ridden streets of San Fransisco
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:11 PM (QkjLD) and she'll have to fly commercial to get there! I keed Some lefty billionaire is sure to lend her a private jet Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (BJlbN) 144
It must be Brussels. Everyone's speaking Brussian.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (8YazN) Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (5h/3t) 146
Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep!
Sphincter. You actually made me laugh, and I don't do that often. You are hereby sentenced to three weeks as an extra on a Bob Guccione Roman Empire movie. Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (8erNz) 147
Denial is not just a river in Egypt..
Trumped played Pelosi like a cheap fiddle.. It was a master play.. as I said yesterday.. it was like pitting a 12th level evil Mage against a 2nd level House Elf named Dobby..(the eyes!) Masterful, Mr. President.. truly masterful. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (so+oy) 148
He's a keynote speaker for the March for Life today. Posted by: Jane D'oh Ben is kind of digital. One day he's a zero and the next day he's a one. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (aKsyK) 149
PDT should televise the SOTU from Pelosi's office. After having the locks changed and putting all her crap in the hall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (ptqGC) 150
WH has grounded all congressional delegations during shutdown
he needs to wait one week, then award them all a xeroxed "I saved the climate" award for being earthbound. Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (Z04f8) 151
They want to use the .mil as taxpayer funded taxi service is what it comes down to.
Family members & Friends fly "for free". WTF is she going to Afghanistan for anyway? That's a cover story probably. 3 hours there, 3 days shopping in Brussels. That whole Codel thing is just shorthand for Fraud, Waste, and Abuse. Nobody in a combat zone wants VIPs floating around, it's just one big pain in the ass. For weeks. Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (5gT6u) 152
Bill Kristol is addicted to the smell of his own ass!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (yhf6w) 153
I like the cut of your jaunt.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham who is visible at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (8YazN) 154
The poor dears think I'm going back to normal after President Trump. WRONG.
The new normal. FTW! Posted by: nip at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (DfGpI) 155
I'm looking forward to Ben Shapiro "pointing things out" today. Ben is very good at pointing things out. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (sAQ/b) He's a keynote speaker for the March for Life today. Posted by: Jane D'oh That's unfortunate because Ben Shapiro is a fraud. He's no fighter. Ben Shapiro doesn't want to win a single conservative battle. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (sAQ/b) 156
Brown zone
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 12:12 PM (aKsyK) Oh, I know all about Willie's zones! Posted by: Kamala Toe Harris at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (OMsf+) 157
Some lefty billionaire is sure to lend her a private jet
"Where's the fun in that, I can't treat some military cretin like trash all day long if I'm on a private jet" --Peolosi, et al Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (39g3+) 158
Will the networks again run a live 'Fact Check' as the President is speaking?
I imagine Trump declaring Pelosi to be a politically-driven harpy. Fact Checker: "Uh...wait, give me a minute here." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (U2TY5) 159
PDT should televise the SOTU from Pelosi's office. After having the locks changed and putting all her crap in the hall
Ooh ooh! Deliver it from his personal helicopter. Or Marine 1, and include the Marines laughing their asses of in the background. Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (Z04f8) 160
Keeping Pelosi and her seasoned team of military operatives out of Belgium exposes France to another German invasion. Is the Schlieffen Plan all over again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (8yJ7M) 161
Long list of Pelosi lying about security concerns...
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/ 1085705849442426880 Pelosi canceled the State Of The Union because the Secret Service is "hamstrung" cannot protect them. SS Agent: "We've been planning for this for months, not 29 days ago:" DHS @SecNielsen: "fully prepared" Fmr. SS Agent @dbongino: "Apologize, now" https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/ 1085639052685164566 https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/ 1085653324211220482 lol What kind of asinine argument is this from the Speaker? One non-essential DHS employee contacted Pelosi and convinced her to shut down the entire State of the Union? Why didn't Pelosi call DHS to see if this was true? DHS says she never contacted them. It's a lie. https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/ 1085670387969675265 Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (Evws/) 162
There is no Wall around Bill Kristol's ass
Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 12:15 PM (786Ro) 163
Everyone's speaking Brussian.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (8YazN) Do that B a sign of collusion? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:16 PM (f3oO4) 164
Nancy apparently missed Jordan Peterson's advice, "If you'd like people to respect your opinion, don't say things that make you look stupid." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (w54mS) I've also read that a life rule is don't be stupid. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:16 PM (MkcN1) 165
The real takeaway here, people like Pelosi have no fucking business whatsoever being anywhere near government. None.
They are like a plague, and Washington is FULL of them. God Bless the president for exposing these clowns for the entire world to see. Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2019 12:16 PM (5gT6u) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:16 PM (sAQ/b) 167
>>I think it is Judicial Watch that has the bar and bottle count for Nanzi's trip to honorably see the on the ground situation in Afghanistan. It is impressive even by Horde standards but lack Valurite.
Yes. This is from **2010**, but it gives you an idea of what Pelosi is doing again: Purchases for one Pelosi-led CODEL on May 15-20, 2008 included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E and J brandy, Baileys Irish Creme, Makers Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine. https://twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1086102985975967745 Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (sAQ/b) 169
When son was in Helmand Province, the Green Zone was actually a Taliban hideout.
So I'd have been happy for Pelosi and her merry band of flying monkeys to have been housed there. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (AzW6q) 171
That's unfortunate because Ben Shapiro is a fraud.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (sAQ/b) Yeah ... but his sister's the real deal. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (fBFz0) 172
Is Nancy a booze hound like Hillary? Does she use the same brand of diaper?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (MkcN1) 173
It must be Brussels. Everyone's speaking Brussian.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused ------- This is why I hang out with you deviants. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (U2TY5) 174
Reminder: Pelosi said passing obamacare would also be good for "national security." Anyone remember that? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (sAQ/b) 175
Most people probably had no idea Pelosi and others are taking their entourages on taxpayer funded European vacations. So now the witch has to complain that she can't get her free ride for her gorup tour.
and that pile of luggage, she doesn't travel light, and I bet she never lifts a single one of those bags herself. Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s) 176
That's unfortunate because Ben Shapiro is a fraud. He's no fighter. Ben Shapiro doesn't want to win a single conservative battle.
THANK YOU He's weirdly popular with Gen Z only because he has all the youtube nonsense and whatever I could not be sicker of the little air headed tool Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Rarvo) 177
Yes. This is from **2010**, but it gives you an idea of what Pelosi is doing again:
Purchases for one Pelosi-led CODEL on May 15-20, 2008 included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E and J brandy, Baileys Irish Creme, Makers Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine. https://twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1086102985975967745 Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (W+vEI) ===== Thanks Lizzy. I'm confidant that her booze consumption has doubled since then. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (pw+jk) 178
.@SpeakerPelosi used the Air Force aircraft for a total of 85 trips, covering 206,264 miles, from March 2, 2009 through June 7, 2010. Pelosi, her guests and Air Force personnel logged a total of 428.6 hours on these flights.
Nice work, if you can get it. Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:18 PM (5h/3t) Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (BXMxN) 180
He should deliver the SOTU at the border.
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (q177U) ......... With a megaphone and aviator shades. Posted by: wth at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (v0R5T) 181
Shapiro is bi-digital, he can be a 0 and a 1 on the same day.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (ePWRo) 182
154 The poor dears think I'm going back to normal after President Trump. WRONG.
The new normal. FTW! Posted by: nip at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (DfGpI) Yep. Never again am I settling for a cuck. I simply won't vote for one if he runs. But a Democrat will get elected!!! Yep. Still better than a cuck. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (4ErVI) 183
>>Is Nancy a booze hound like Hillary?
You ever look into the Expenses she racked up as Speaker during her last go around? Lots and lots of Liquor Fueled Family Vacations of Government Jets. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (DNj86) 184
It must be Brussels. Everyone's speaking Brussian. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused And you know what rhymes with Brussian? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (TAmPV) 185
Hello Horde.
Yes, this is me in the prayer chain. I am writing to ask for your help. To be clear, I have asked for and received help already. I wanted all to know that. Circumstances are such that I find myself needing ask another time. -Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated. Please pray that he gets a job. https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment The campaign tells the story, but this is my situation: I am partially handicapped, with limited mobility and only 25% use of my strong right arm. Up until June, I was still able to drive for Uber, and did so for over a year. I was deactivated as a driver at that time. My only family is a brother who I was helping financially while working. My "friends", I found, consisted of those from a marriage of 17 years which ended three years ago. I have been turned down for welfare benefits because, as reported, I made too much money this last year to qualify. I applied for SSDI, and am awaiting their first denial, as I'm told this is their standard practice. While working, I had built up a small reserve of money, one that was used up recently to pay an oral surgeon to treat a badly abscessed tooth. I have been everywhere in applying for jobs, and in the past 6 months have only gotten 3 days of good freelance work, and 5 days of temp work. I will find something, as failure is not an option. In the meantime, I am looking at homelessness very soon. This is the reason for my request. Anything you could do would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for listening, and I have put my email in my nic if anyone would like to contact me off of the board. I will post this once only per thread for today and tomorrow. Be well. Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (ffYR/) 186
The central mistake: thinking you're smart because you can fool Republicans.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (5h/3t) 187
131 119 He should deliver the SOTU at the border.
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 12:10 PM (q177U) Right in the middle of it a group of illegals walks by in front of the cameras. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 * * I pictured it that we'd see several scurry past in the background behind Trump. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (7MRhd) 188
Reminder: Pelosi said passing obamacare would also be good for "national security."
Anyone remember that? ------- She also said that every dollar spent on welfare puts three dollars in the economy. Strategic analysis is not her strong suit. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (8yJ7M) Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T) 190
Of course I'm crafty. Just not aircrafty.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (8YazN) 191
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March for Life is underway. Fox is going to report on it. Pence is on now. Prayers to all those in attendance that their message is finally heard, and that all those who traveled from afar make it home safely. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (jxbfJ) 192
Purchases for one Pelosi-led CODEL on May 15-20, 2008 included:
Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E and J brandy, Baileys Irish Creme, Makers Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine. https://twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1086102985975967745 Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (W+vEI) Johnny Walker Red? Ew Posted by: Bill Krystol at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (KUaJL) 193
My question is who downvotes a puppies sleeping video?
https://youtu.be/KiP5O0bRA-s Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (BXMxN) === Joyless and soulless leftists. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 12:21 PM (pw+jk) 194
From my memory Pelosi said the following things would be "good for national security": -- obamacare -- withdrawing from Iraq -- giving nukes to Iran -- extending unemployment benefits -- bailing out GM -- Cash For Clunkers -- Amnesty for Dreamers Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:21 PM (sAQ/b) 195
Nancy apparently missed Jordan Peterson's advice, "If you'd like people to respect your opinion, don't say things that make you look stupid."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (w54mS) I've also read that a life rule is don't be stupid. Posted by: Northernlurker --------- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:21 PM (YvUf/) 196
SpeakerPelosi used the Air Force aircraft for a total of 85 trips, covering 206,264 miles, from March 2, 2009 through June 7, 2010
-- Think of the air miles she could have banked if she flew commercial on her own dime. Oh, wait.... Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 12:21 PM (0TYt/) 197
Why do we get fruit with every post now?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 12:21 PM (ZZl2V) 198
From my memory Pelosi said the following things would be "good for national security":
---------- Probably unemployment too. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (YvUf/) 199
I do like John Nolte. Especially his movie articles.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (bcbK8) 200
Instead of spending a few days protected in the Green Zone in Afghanistan
- YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL! Posted by: Sniper Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (DNj86) Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (NLLmE) 203
I do like John Nolte. Especially his movie articles.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (bcbK Loved the scene where he does the cannonball into the FBI pool during training. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (fBFz0) 204
WH has grounded all congressional delegations during shutdown
LMAO Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (BJlbN) Thank goodness. Codels are a gigantious pain in the bum for embassies and staff to deal with. All other work stops because it's all hands on deck to handle the VIP's and their spouses. It takes almost a month of pre-planning, if not more, and then waiting to get funds to pay for everything, which often comes months after the Codel departs, or not at all. The ambassador is required to arrange dinners with key host country officials and businessmen, and that dinner is usually paid for out of the Ambassador's pocket, because the Codel sure won't give up money to help out. Also, the strap hangers have to be coddled, the wives have to be taken to the best museums and shopping, which has to be cleared of any icky host country citizens, and foreign service officers have to be on call 24/7 to deal with any issues that come up. * It costs thousands and thousands of dollars to plan and execute a Codel. If you do a good job, nothing happens. If something goes wrong, your embassy loses funds for things like security and electric bills. * I've had to take laundry at 3:00 in the morning and wash it at my house, iron it and take it back to the hotel because someone didn't feel comfortable sending their clothes to the hotel laundry. No thank you, no atta girl. A complaint because I didn't have it there exactly at 5:30. I arrived at 5:31. So no, I'm not doing a happy dance at all over a cancellation of a boondoggle. Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (mFoNl) 205
Purchases for one Pelosi-led CODEL on May 15-20, 2008 included: Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E and J brandy, Baileys Irish Creme, Makers Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey, Corona beer and several bottles of wine. https://twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1086102985975967745 Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (W+vEI) Nanzi Pelosi in "Air Pah-Tay"! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (pNxlR) 206
189 I don't think Lindsey Graham is a homo.
.......... Oh, he is SUCH a homo. Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at January 18, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T) More or less gay than a brother-husband? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (bcbK8) 207
Boo dogs. Bleh.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (NLLmE) 208
Cat People.
They are the worst. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (DNj86) Aahh, Cat People--naked Natassha Kinsky. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (MkcN1) 209
From my memory Pelosi said the following things would be "good for national security":
-- obamacare -- withdrawing from Iraq -- giving nukes to Iran -- extending unemployment benefits -- bailing out GM -- Cash For Clunkers -- Amnesty for Dreamers Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:21 PM (sAQ/b) === Aborting babiesStopping frackingit is a long wish list of the democrat party. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (pw+jk) 210
puppies!!!!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (BJlbN) 211
E and J?? That's the absolute bottom shelf. What, no Popov Vodka or Burnett's gin?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz) 212
Probably unemployment too. Yeah, she said that about extending benefits indefinitely during obama. Also, I think pelosi said raising the minimum wage would be "good for national security." Everything the Democrats try to sell us: -- increases tax revenue -- is good for the environment -- good for national security Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (sAQ/b) 213
sweater puppies !!!
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (fBFz0) 214
What actual purpose do congressional junkets serve? Wouldn't it serve more of a purpose to visit their own districts?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (MkcN1) 215
I love Lindsey Graham. No homo.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (8YazN) 216
That's another one! Pelosi said Cap & Trade and all obama's Green bullshit was "good for national security." Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (sAQ/b) 217
That's unfortunate because Ben Shapiro is a fraud. He's no fighter. Ben Shapiro doesn't want to win a single conservative battle.
I think he wants to, he just thinks we're following all the unwritten rules of polite society that the left has utterly abandoned. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+) 218
The central mistake: thinking you're smart because you can fool Republicans.
- That's not as hard fooling the dog by pretending to throw the ball. Posted by: Sniper Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (+y/Ru) 219
Tit cats!!
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (NLLmE) 220
* I've had to take laundry at 3:00 in the morning and wash it at my house, iron it and take it back to the hotel because someone didn't feel comfortable sending their clothes to the hotel laundry. No thank you, no atta girl. A complaint because I didn't have it there exactly at 5:30. I arrived at 5:31. So no, I'm not doing a happy dance at all over a cancellation of a boondoggle.
Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (mFoNl) holy.smokes Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (BJlbN) 221
Everything the Democrats try to sell us: -- increases tax revenue -- is good for the environment -- good for national security Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (sAQ/b) ------- You forgot The Children Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (8yJ7M) 222
Pelosi also said that food stamps and welfare stimulate the economy better than an old fashioned job does. Stupid jobs.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (ZZl2V) 223
Corrupt News Network
Posted by: MSM d. 2008 RIP at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (uloIh) 224
181 Shapiro is bi-digital, he can be a 0 and a 1 on the same day.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM (ePWRo) Ben Shapiro is never a 1 Abagail is a 1 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK8) 225
Re the Buzzfeed nonsense, does anyone doubt that if Mueller had this in hand he wouldn't have gone with it? Being a Democrat is a mental disorder.
Posted by: rammajamma at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (AjNMO) 226
211 E and J?? That's the absolute bottom shelf. What, no Popov Vodka or Burnett's gin?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz) That's because that stuff's all for the staff asses. Keep them inebriated and dull to mitigate the squick inducing terror of working for an eldritch abomination like her. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (Ct55T) 227
201 >> My question is who downvotes a puppies sleeping video?
Cat People. They are the worst. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (DNj86) Nastasia Kinski? Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (RD7QR) 228
My question is who downvotes a puppies sleeping video?
https://youtu.be/KiP5O0bRA-s Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 12:19 PM Not me. Mmmm, another breakfast pic. Posted by: Barry O. at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (786Ro) 229
And...let me put a nice AoS-esque cherry on top of this for us: After a Democrat tried to Assassinate dozens of Republicans, Pelosi blamed Paul Ryan and all the Republicans for "cutting spending" to prevent gun violence. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:27 PM (sAQ/b) 230
>> My question is who downvotes a puppies sleeping video?
Cat People. They are the worst. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:22 PM (DNj86) Yes ... Cat People ... quite. *shifty eyestalks* Posted by: Crab People at January 18, 2019 12:27 PM (8Wq0q) 231
"They ordered EJ? LOL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 12:17 PM (AzW6q) " I know, right??? When I had my part-time job at the liquor store it was a very, uh, specific clientele that ordered E+J. Let's just say, not many Californian multi millionaires. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 12:27 PM (oZ6kz) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (TAmPV) 233
217 That's unfortunate because Ben Shapiro is a fraud. He's no fighter. Ben Shapiro doesn't want to win a single conservative battle.
I think he wants to, he just thinks we're following all the unwritten rules of polite society that the left has utterly abandoned. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+) The thing Ben Shapiro is fighting for is not conservativism, it's Ben Shapiro. Conservatisim is just the vehicle he finds most easy as a platform for self promotion. He's the kind of person who always argues the contrary position, regardless of the topic. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (KUaJL) 234
What actual purpose do congressional junkets serve? Wouldn't it serve more of a purpose to visit their own districts?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:24 PM (MkcN1) ----------------- Insufficient opportunities for exotic shopping, dining and entertainment your way. Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (ffYR/) 235
225 Re the Buzzfeed nonsense, does anyone doubt that if Mueller had this in hand he wouldn't have gone with it? Being a Democrat is a mental disorder.
Posted by: rammajamma at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (AjNMO) BuzzFeed is what ace calls "garbage tier" now. Nobody expects anything of them so they're free to say whatever pops into their meth-addled brains. Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (RD7QR) 236
I've had to take laundry at 3:00 in the morning and wash it at my house, iron it and take it back to the hotel because someone didn't feel comfortable sending their clothes to the hotel laundry. No thank you, no atta girl. A complaint because I didn't have it there exactly at 5:30. I arrived at 5:31. So no, I'm not doing a happy dance at all over a cancellation of a boondoggle.
Sounds about right, for most politicians. And probably top brass in the military Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+) 237
Insufficient opportunities for exotic shopping, dining and entertainment your way.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (ffYR/) Party people in the house!!! Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (a0IVu) 238
I'm wondering how long it will take for Loopy to go from where she's at now, and I understand there's disagreement about that, until she's shrivelled up, botoxed up, zombie.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (MkcN1) 239
He's the kind of person who always argues the contrary position, regardless of the topic.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (KUaJL) Does not. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (fBFz0) 240
So Michael Cohen, who has been hollowed out and worn as a skin suit by the Mueller team, is accusing Trump of directing him to rig online polls, which is not a crime.
And Pelosi et al remain silent on the cancellation of their sightseeing/shopping excursion to Europe (brief inconsequential side trip to Afghanistan to make it a trip to a war zone). They will attack Trump through surrogates about other things, and look increasingly irrelevant and foolish. Anything else? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (if9EY) 241
Aahh, Cat People--naked Natassha Kinsky.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (MkcN1) Seared in my memory, seared I tell you! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (f3oO4) 242
Apparently everyone gets into Heaven now. Even the pedophiles, Bill. Even the pedophiles.
Posted by: Fingers Kristol at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (uloIh) 243
OT; any sightings or proof of life re RBG?
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (a0IVu) 244
"That's because that stuff's all for the staff asses. Keep them inebriated and dull to mitigate the squick inducing terror of working for an eldritch abomination like her.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (Ct55T) " Even for staffers that's cruel and unusual. What's next, Kessler and Kamchatka?? The Geneva Convention is a thing, guys. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz) 245
btw, we're only a few hours away in this farce when Pelosi pulls out her fake Catholic card and says what the President did was not very Christian. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:30 PM (sAQ/b) 246
Sweater puppies stimulate the economy.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:30 PM (8YazN) 247
238 I'm wondering how long it will take for Loopy to go from where she's at now, and I understand there's disagreement about that, until she's shrivelled up, botoxed up, zombie.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (MkcN1) First she has to be rogered by a Kennedy a few dozen times. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (/9p9e) Posted by: Sponge at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (F4u7C) 249
243 OT; any sightings or proof of life re RBG?
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (a0IVu) You can't hope to catch her on camera. She's like The Flash. Or Bigfoot. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (aKsyK) 251
Sounds about right, for most politicians. And probably top brass in the military Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+) I've worked with flag officers who were absolutely wonderful. Of course, there have been plenty who would have had a neon sign flashing their stars above their heads, just in case you missed it. I can count on one finger the number of truly wonderful congress critters I have worked with. Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (mFoNl) 252
And, after,or perhaps before, she calls President Trump a bad Christian, Pelosi will tell us, once again, he's "unfit" to be president. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (sAQ/b) 253
Donald Trump is a true pimp.
Dat bitch decided to get uppity wit him, he done showed her that his pimp hand is strong. Posted by: Silky Johnson at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (fdTrp) 254
Abagail is a sandbag. -ymmv
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (ePWRo) 255
246 Sweater puppies stimulate the economy.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:30 PM (8YazN) She really should do some sort of Tova Borgnine Nipple Cream infomercial. Or not. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (/9p9e) 256
243 OT; any sightings or proof of life re RBG?
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (a0IVu) Setting up a sniper position in A-stan. Back after she takes out that Taliban chieftain. Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (AllCR) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (f3oO4) 259
253 Donald Trump is a true pimp.
Dat bitch decided to get uppity wit him, he done showed her that his pimp hand is strong. Posted by: Silky Johnson at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (fdTrp) True dat Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK8) 260
I believe after Trump cut Nancy off on the tarmac his perfect tweet would be: new party, who dis?
Posted by: keena at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (RiTnx) 261
Trump owned Pelosi on this who kerfuffle.
No idea how all of this will turn out, I doubt Trump gets his wall, but it's just nice having a Republican for once willing to fight back. Posted by: Blago at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (UfkIY) 262
I thought RBG was to be summitting Everest today.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (MkcN1) 263
Ginsburg is credibly reported to have pneumonia following her lung operation. Her absence will become a Constitutional crisis in a few weeks. Which will be resolved by her subsequent death.
Posted by: Dr. Woo at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (uloIh) 264
Despite the universally adopted narrative that the videos produced by David Daleiden and the Center for Medical Progress had been "debunked," the appellate court unanimously ruled that the videos were not deceptively edited and presented compelling evidence of misconduct. They vacated the district court's injunction that forced Texas to keep Planned Parenthood on its Medicaid rolls and ordered a new review on the merits.
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (QkjLD) Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (mFoNl) 266
So Michael Cohen, who has been hollowed out and worn as a skin suit by the Mueller team, is accusing Trump of directing him to rig online polls, which is not a crime.
Ron Paul 2012!!! Posted by: libertarian students paid to attend CPAC and vote in straw poll at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (786Ro) 267
OT; any sightings or proof of life re RBG? Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM (a0IVu) I think the Rams signed her to return punts this weekend. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV) 268
262 I thought RBG was to be summitting Everest today.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (MkcN1) Summitting Everest - is that code for doing Hillary with a strap-on? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (/9p9e) 269
CNN still does not know what to make of Orange Man other than Bad.
-He won't follow the norms. -He won't lie down and take it. -He will prank his enemies. -He will go lower than they can believe. -He is driven to win. -He doesn't care what they or their tame "conservatives" think. They are honestly baffled. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (hLRSq) 270
put in the Weather Channel
Weather underground just ate Intellicast. I don't even remember what I quit WU over anymore other than the name. Their "Modern" look page sucks just like all the others do. What do other Morons use for weather? Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) 271
I have never seen Price's Theory of Nomenclature work like it did yesterday.
Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2019 12:34 PM (5ysN4) 272
Summitting Everest - is that code for doing Hillary with a strap-on?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (/9p9e) The vomiting has commenced. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:34 PM (MkcN1) 273
You can't hope to catch her on camera. She's like The Flash. Or Bigfoot.
- That's a good nickname for RBG: Flash! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:34 PM (+y/Ru) 274
Is there anything the Democrat party is not wrong about? How can anyone vote for these scumbags?
Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 12:34 PM (eAZVt) 275
I think the Rams signed her to return punts this weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV) She is going to be playing left tackle...watch out, boys. Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:34 PM (a0IVu) 276
So SOTU is off? Or was the Major Power Play the letter she sent?
Posted by: Gonads and Strife at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (vtd+q) 277
Donald Trump is a true pimp.
Dat bitch decided to get uppity wit him, he done showed her that his pimp hand is strong. Posted by: Silky Johnson at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM (fdTrp) She better hope he doesn't have to tell her twice! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (f3oO4) 278
271 I have never seen Price's Theory of Nomenclature work like it did yesterday.
Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2019 12:34 PM (5ysN4) Trump = Trump? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (bcbK8) 279
The lefty media has a complete embargo on any RBG updates.
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (a0IVu) 280
When Democrats give up their souls--on nomination, or only upon election?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (MkcN1) 281
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) an app on my phone Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (BJlbN) 282
Pelosi says she was planning to fly commercial all along, but trump leaked her plans, so she cancelled due to security concerns.
The democrats are run by middle school boys, and use adults as a front to make the operation look legitimate. Prove me wrong. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (dNzKv) 283
So Michael Cohen, who has been hollowed out and worn as a skin suit by the Mueller team, is accusing Trump of directing him to rig online polls, which is not a crime.
Ron Paul 2012!!! Posted by: libertarian _____________ I wonder if this is why Drudge turned on Trump. He found out his polls were being spammed by the Trump campaign. Posted by: Blago at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (UfkIY) 284
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) I walk out on the deck and look at the sky. It's slightly more accurate than any forecast I can find. Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (5ysN4) 285
Have you all heard of the term 'Everesting'?
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... Didn't read much beyond that...but, then I gather you get a sip of penis or something. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (DNj86) 286
268 262 I thought RBG was to be summitting Everest today.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (MkcN1) Summitting Everest - is that code for doing Hillary with a strap-on? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (/9p9e) Now I have THAT in my head... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (bcbK8) 287
RBG is fighting in a secret underground Muay Thai tournament in Vientiane this weekend. But she wrote out all of her opinions before she left. The smart money has Chong Lee at 4:1 and RBG at 3:2 to win the whole thing.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (oZ6kz) 288
Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (ePWRo) Posted by: A Mohel at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (DNj86) 290
hypersonic ICBMs
Wouldn't that be hypersonic cruise missiles? Pretty sure you can't make a ballistic orbit without going hypersonic. Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (FhXTo) 291
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo HAARP Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (dNzKv) 292
268 262 I thought RBG was to be summitting Everest today.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (MkcN1) Summitting Everest - is that code for doing Hillary with a strap-on? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (/9p9e) I just had to switch to a new PC. The old one just got shorted out by the four gallons of vomit i just spewed on to it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (Ct55T) 293
BT, notice how none of the media were reporting on this junket that was being taken during the shutdown until Trump cancelled it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (0TYt/) 294
There's a story out of the Italian invasion where the brass took over the best homes and hotels, totally lavish places. Eisenhower showed up, went berserk, and shoved them out of their palaces into little holes in the wall like he was in. He called them all onto the carpet and chewed them out for living like kings while the troops were rotting their feet off in ditches in the mud.
Some brass are better than others, I'd like to believe most. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+) 295
281 What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) an app on my phone Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (BJlbN) This. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (bcbK8) 296
What the hell? This site been hacked? Got a dozen pop up notices before getting to comments. Pain in the butt.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (wKcYr) 297
The latest is funnier yet - Trump "revealed" commercial flights from DC to yurrurp, thus endangering Nan et al.
Hey Nan. Ever heard of FlightAware? dumbfarks all Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (6qErC) 298
"Weather underground just ate Intellicast."
I just noticed this too! WU is slow to load, and requires you to view their ads. I've been using Intellicast for almost 20 years. What a bummer! Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (eAZVt) 299
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) an app on my phone Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (BJlbN) This. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Weather Underground app for iPhone. Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (tHAoL) 300
Don't have to predict the weather if you make the weather. *points to forehead*
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (oZ6kz) Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (DNj86) 302
288 Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (ePWRo) On Bush? Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (h5Df3) 303
I have a GoFundMe page for anyone who would like to donate to my commercial flight to Brussels. It's called Help A Bitch Out.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:38 PM (8YazN) 304
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) At home I get Weather Nation on my Roku. Much better than WC, and there are some nice looking ladies as well. Plus, get this: they do actual weather forecasts and do not name winter storms. No stupid storm chaser shows either. Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 18, 2019 12:38 PM (xPJvm) 305
Summitting Everest - is that code for doing Hillary with a strap-on?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (/9p9e) I just had to switch to a new PC. The old one just got shorted out by the four gallons of vomit i just spewed on to it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (Ct55T) It's just part of my workout regimen. You have no idea how many calories I burn trying to get into that dry hole.---RBG. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 12:38 PM (3sjI6) 306
OT; any sightings or proof of life re RBG?
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:29 PM You can't hope to catch her on camera. She's like The Flash. Or Bigfoot. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 12:31 PM *knocks stick against side of tree* Whooop! Whooop! I think there's a SCOTUS justice in these woods. Posted by: Bobo and Cliff - Finding RBG at January 18, 2019 12:38 PM (786Ro) 307
285 Have you all heard of the term 'Everesting'?
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... Didn't read much beyond that...but, then I gather you get a sip of penis or something. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (DNj86) Every time you hear something dumb like this, take a little moment to play a fun little game with it: "Who said it: A Millennial, or Rev. Jim Ignatowski?" Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:38 PM (Ct55T) 308
288 I am sure Trump is quivering at the thought.
Posted by: rammajamma at January 18, 2019 12:38 PM (AjNMO) 309
I also have an Alexa Spot at home and often just call out to it for a weather forecast.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:39 PM (bcbK8) 310
Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard Trump is thinking, "Bring it" Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:39 PM (tHAoL) 311
Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. President Harding had best watch out. Posted by: Crab People at January 18, 2019 12:39 PM (8Wq0q) 312
I wonder if this is why Drudge turned on Trump. He found out his polls were being spammed by the Trump campaign.
He realized he wasn't being invited to the cool kids cocktail parties, and the excuse "Trump gets me clicks" doesn't cut it with the cool kids. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2019 12:39 PM (dNzKv) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (6qErC) 314
302 288 Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (ePWRo) On Bush? Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (h5Df3) Or hard wood. The Paolo would know. Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (RD7QR) 315
"Weather underground just ate Intellicast."
I just noticed this too! WU is slow to load, and requires you to view their ads. I've been using Intellicast for almost 20 years. What a bummer! Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 12:37 PM (eAZVt) Yeah, yesterday morning: Intellicast, yesterday afternoon: Weather Underground. Posted by: DR.WTF at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (T71PA) 316
I do love how Rush's Friday show is called Open Line Friday but they never actually take any calls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (PJmyj) 317
Pelosi better hire 20-30 extra brain cells if she is gonna challenge trump.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (wKcYr) 318
Have you all heard of the term 'Everesting'?
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... "Everyone gets a trophy" mentality writ large. Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (tHAoL) 319
Trump should just ignore the House and deal with the Senate. Have the SOTU at the Senate. Get judges and Administration nominations through the Senate. Let the Government stay partially shut down until Pelosi comes crawling to the White House. Use all of his Executive powers to make the shutdown as painful as possible for the House. No more trips. No more liquor. No more underage Caribbean hookers.
Posted by: Dr. Woo at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (uloIh) 320
Drudge is a homo. Major queer. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (sAQ/b) 321
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) Jooz. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (NWiLs) 322
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... Didn't read much beyond that...but, then I gather you get a sip of penis or something. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (DNj86) Ooh, I've got one. Bill Krystol is Kohn-ing: repeatedly saying dumber and dumber things until he reaches Sally Kohn's level of stupidity. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (KUaJL) 323
Heh, Gillette's asinine "hey evil rapist buy our products" video has almost one million dislikes on Youtube now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (39g3+) 324
That there was a leak to Buzzfeed AND that Pelosi had to fabricate this tale tells you all you need to know: That pimp slap was felt around the globe, and the Earth is still vibrating from its impact.
Posted by: Mutnodjmet at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (sPJyv) Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (DNj86) 326
Weather Underground app?
Swell. An app that shares a name with a domestic terror group from the 70s. I hope that's just coincidental and not some developer trying to be clever. Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 12:42 PM (786Ro) 327
288 Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.She will, coldly, exact her revenge. The old grey mare ain't what she used to be. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV) 328
With that hat, you would have to be really.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (DNj86) Does he share hats with Max Boot? Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:42 PM (MkcN1) 329
Seriously, NOAA is the place for weather.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:42 PM (DNj86) 330
Pelosi's latest complaint: This was a double secret trip to Afghanistan and the Presdient blurted it out, ruining security!!!! Now we can't go!!!!1!1!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+) Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (DNj86) 332
put in the Weather Channel
Weather underground just ate Intellicast. I don't even remember what I quit WU over anymore other than the name. Their "Modern" look page sucks just like all the others do. What do other Morons use for weather? Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) --- I know some Joos. Posted by: BluesFish at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (+yVYt) 333
What's she gonna do? For someone with little power she sure acts like Mao.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (PJmyj) 334
325 >>Drudge is a homo. Major queer.
With that hat, you would have to be really. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (DNj86) You and your hair privileged don't know the need for stylish hats. But yes, whoever is posting at Drudge since Dec '16 is gay Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8) 335
327
288 Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Does somebody who's down to her lizard brain feel humiliation? Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (MkcN1) 336
Have you all heard of the term 'Everesting'?
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... Didn't read much beyond that...but, then I gather you get a sip of penis or something. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (DNj86) So if you spend enough time on the stairmaster at the Y..... Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (hLRSq) 337
Seriously, NOAA is the place for weather.
"All the weather reports we can doctor and adjust to fit our theories!" --NOAA Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (39g3+) 338
covfefe>codel
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (RpM6k) 339
328 With that hat, you would have to be really.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:41 PM (DNj86) Does he share hats with Max Boot? Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:42 PM (MkcN1) That's how AIDS gets spread. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (NWiLs) 340
Everybody talks about the weather but the Jews do something about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Roland THTG at January 18, 2019 12:44 PM (88+cf) 342
Rev. Jim Ignatowski"
"Who's on the phone" "he's (tony danza) talking to the Dolphins!" "whoaaaawoa Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:44 PM (6qErC) 343
They both leave their hat on.
Posted by: garrett "Reporting for duty! Let me tell you a story about a hat I have kept for decades now..." --John F'in Kerry Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 12:44 PM (39g3+) 344
I just found out I'm not in Brussels. Or Egypt, or Afghanistan. Frankly I don't know where I am just now, but when I get back to Washington, President Bush is going to be sorry.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 18, 2019 12:44 PM (8YazN) 345
288 Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 * * She's got to live long enough to do it. Remember, she ain't no spring chicken any more, nossir. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (7MRhd) 346
Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (ePWRo) ------------------ this would be a serious mistake on her part. Trump does not forgive or forget, and he punches back twice as hard. Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (ffYR/) 347
340 Everybody talks about the weather but the Jews do something about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru) That's one of the things I admire about them. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (MkcN1) 348
Huh.
This is the first time Nancy Pelosi has been accused of being a Cunning Linguist. But now that it has been said, I guess we all knew it all along. Posted by: Sharkman at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (xgyDD) 349
Speaking of the Mossad, I'm still enjoying 'Rise and Kill First' despite the author's desire to shame targeting killing of terrorists.
Very interesting look at unconventional warfare and how it is opposed. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (bcbK8) 350
On Wednesday the MFM was gleeful that Nancy Lugosi put Trump in place with her brilliant move. Trump's counter stroke was of course childish and immature according to our betters in the MFM
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (OLCnA) 351
my weather app is called Dark Sky
got it free one time, though I think it's generally not free Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (BJlbN) 352
do love how Rush's Friday show is called Open Line Friday but they never actually take any calls
+++ It's the biggest risk in show business Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (VpOUu) 353
When exercising eminent domain with a religious institution, the institution must show a substantial burden.
A substantial burden on the free exercise of religion is difficult to prove, and "while it may be inconvenient for the church to have to move its location, it will not present a substantial burden on the exercise of religion." Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (QkjLD) 354
Seriously, NOAA is the place for weather. Posted by: garrett He knows a thing or two about rain. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG) 356
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) Looking out the window I'd say it's cold and foggy. Posted by: Bosk at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (9m9TT) 357
Seriously, NOAA is the place for weather.
-- You predict a massive flood one time, and suddenly you're "the weather guy." Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL) Posted by: Roland THTG at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (88+cf) 359
>>>Drudge is a homo. Major queer.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM (sAQ/b) --------------------------------- But he and Coulter are really close. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (ePWRo) 360
What do other Morons use for weather?
Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo) The National Weather Service. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (hLRSq) 361
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... "
It's worse than that - one bikes up AND down a hill and adds that all up to the height of Everest, 'cause that's the same thing... *sigh* Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (6qErC) 362
So did the most powerful woman in America get her way?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG) 363
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (1XAal) 364
Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this. She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (ePWRo) Hey Chuck! I need a little muscle over here Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:48 PM (TAmPV) Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep! at January 18, 2019 12:48 PM (n2qRY) 366
351 my weather app is called Dark Sky
got it free one time, though I think it's generally not free Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 12:45 PM (BJlbN) Got it off the Dark Web? Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs) 367
"Seriously, NOAA is the place for weather."
LOL! There's a big "Government Shutdown" at the top of the page, saying it won't be updated. Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 12:48 PM (eAZVt) 368
Pelosi's move, of course, is intended to undermine President Trump's legitimacy by denying him a venue shared by every president before him since Woodrow Wilson's first term. It will be a wonderful thing to see Nancy Pelosi seated next to VP Pence while Donald Trump sells his agenda.
Posted by: mrp at January 18, 2019 12:48 PM (Pqytn) Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf) 370
Hiya.
I'm sorry if this was already brought up. I seem to recall Pelosi routinely using private planes to shuttle her back and forth between DC and SFO last time she was speaker. I also seem to recall those were military planes. So presumably, she doesn't get to use them either? Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (eytER) 371
I just flew in from Brussels and boy are my arms tired.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (8YazN) 372
362 So did the most powerful woman in America get her way?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG) I'm sure Melania always gets her way. Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (h5Df3) 373
>>LOL! There's a big "Government Shutdown" at the top of the page, saying it won't be updated.
Funny. I hit that the other day. Checked it a few hours later and Updated. Working all day yesterday, too. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (DNj86) Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (ePWRo) 375
288 Pelosi's never been publicly humiliated like this.
She will, coldly, exact her revenge. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 The only thing Nancy has foing for her is that the press will scream any action that she takes as a "Sick Burn, Take that Orange Hair Man." Posted by: Picric at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (ndHlG) 376
Melinia can have her way with me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (wKcYr) 377
Weatherbug and MyRadar apps are really good for what I use.
Posted by: keena at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (RiTnx) 378
THERES A NEW SPEAKER IN TOWN READY TO TELL ORANGE MAN WHERE TO PICK IT UP AND WHERE TO LAY IT DOWN
*Trump cancels posh Euro trip* Mommy make the bad orange man stop *cries* Posted by: THIS. IS. BANANAS. at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (+dsLj) 379
LOL! There's a big "Government Shutdown" at the top of the page, saying it won't be updated. "
Que? Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (6qErC) 380
372 362 So did the most powerful woman in America get her way?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 18, 2019 12:47 PM (37IEG) I'm sure Melania always gets her way. Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (h5Df3) So she gets to be on top all the time? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (bcbK8) 381
Article 2, Section 3. According to a Rush caller, says Trump can call for a joint session in the House and Nancy can't do shit about it. Emergency Session, which means Trump can force all critters to come back from recess.
Do. It. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:50 PM (PJmyj) 382
I just flew in from Brussels and boy are my arms tired.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (8YazN) Sorry to hear it. Can you take my wife? PLEASE? Posted by: Henny Youngman at January 18, 2019 12:51 PM (T71PA) 383
"Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit"
I probably accomplished that going up and down the stairs in my college dorm. Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 12:51 PM (eAZVt) 384
The president violated the congressional air travel clause of the Constitution.
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at January 18, 2019 12:51 PM (RpM6k) 385
I use WTF forecast on my phone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 12:51 PM (kG5hP) 386
I would think congressional junkets would be the first thing cancelled whenever there's a government shutdown. At least that would make sense to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:51 PM (MkcN1) 387
355 Rape Rape, Lie Lie.
The pattern is the same. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG) Sometimes they mix it up and go rape lie rape lie. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 12:52 PM (NWiLs) 388
Debbie Washerwoman Schlitz does the
Debbie Wasserman Schultz @DWStweets I must walk away from the national Women's March organization, and join local marches who distanced themselves from national leaders allied with bigotry. We must demand the same principles from our movement as we do from our society. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:52 PM (+y/Ru) 389
370 Hiya.
I'm sorry if this was already brought up. I seem to recall Pelosi routinely using private planes to shuttle her back and forth between DC and SFO last time she was speaker. I also seem to recall those were military planes. So presumably, she doesn't get to use them either? Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (eytER) Yes, that's what I understand as well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 12:52 PM (eAZVt) 391
I'm sorry if this was already brought up. I seem to recall Pelosi routinely using private planes to shuttle her back and forth between DC and SFO last time she was speaker. I also seem to recall those were military planes.
So presumably, she doesn't get to use them either? Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 12:49 PM (eytER) --------------- Not during her shutdown. I would assume that once things are opened back up she can go back to abusing the taxpayer, flight crew and her liver though. Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 12:52 PM (ffYR/) 392
Personally, I look out the window if I want the weather. If it's winter, I wear a jacket. If it's summer, I wear shorts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (PJmyj) 393
I would think congressional junkets would be the first thing cancelled whenever there's a government shutdown. At least that would make sense to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:51 PM (MkcN1) Making sense has nothing to do with it. Posted by: DR.WTF at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (T71PA) 394
By determining that Puerto Rico was insolvent when it sold general obligation bonds in 2012 and 2014 to fund utility and agency revenue shortfalls, the U.S. Bankruptcy Court found a "clear violation" of Puerto Rico's constitutional balanced budget requirement. The ruling permitted the PROMESA's board to request on January 15 that the Court invalidate $6 billion of the island's $13 billion in general obligation municipal bonds.
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (QkjLD) 395
387 355 Rape Rape, Lie Lie.
The pattern is the same. Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 18, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG) Sometimes they mix it up and go rape lie rape lie. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 12:52 PM (NWiLs) You said 'rape' twice. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (bcbK8) 396
Hey Nan, let me hold the football for you. Come on and kick a field goal.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (ymnmz) 397
The media would rather be collectively boiled in oil than admit Trump owned Nancy but they all know it and are secretly half admiring, half envious of how adroitly he slipped the stilleto between her ribs.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (8YazN) 398
He likes rape.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (fBFz0) 399
votermom's got me thinking. If Pelosi is so powerful, why didn't one of her rich friends lend her a plane?
Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (5ysN4) 400
Can Trump move her office into the Congressional shitter?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (wKcYr) 401
Cool.
I kind of want to hang around the TSA checkpoint at Reagan and watch Pelosi have to take off her shoes. Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (eytER) 402
Did anybody else see the picture of Sara Carter with Richard Grenell taken in the green room at Fox? It's on her Twitter page. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV) 403
The media would rather be collectively boiled in oil
than admit Trump owned Nancy but they all know it and are secretly half admiring, half envious of how adroitly he slipped the stilleto between her ribs. Posted by: JuJuBee at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (8YazN) No problem. I'll get the fire started. Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (fBFz0) Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (5ysN4) 405
Article 2, Section 3. According to a Rush caller, says Trump can call for a joint session in the House and Nancy can't do shit about it. Emergency Session, which means Trump can force all critters to come back from recess.
Do. It. Posted by: AlaBAMA Nope. Instead, make a call for interested parties to assemble. And then Trump will be Trump and rout them. Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2019 12:55 PM (Z04f8) 406
CNN has discovered my secret of happiness. Do what thy will and DGAS.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 18, 2019 12:55 PM (RuIsu) 407
Can Trump move her office into the Congressional shitter?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (wKcYr) Better yet, move her into the basement. And take away her red stapler. Posted by: DR.WTF at January 18, 2019 12:55 PM (T71PA) 408
The National Weather Service portion for local forecasts updates regularly. Last update for my area was 12:11 EST January 18, 2019.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 12:56 PM (hLRSq) 409
Anybody yells "rape" spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Sheila Jackalope Lee at January 18, 2019 12:56 PM (hjaPQ) 410
I just noticed this too! WU is slow to load, and requires you to view their ads. I've been using Intellicast for almost 20 years. What a bummer!
Posted by: Stupid Troll They're both deficient in different ways. No one has a good site for weather. They all suck for different reasons. Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2019 12:56 PM (ZejZP) 411
The media would rather be collectively boiled in oil
than admit Trump owned Nancy but they all know it and are secretly half admiring, half envious of how adroitly he slipped the stilleto between her ribs. Posted by: JuJuBee at January 18, 2019 12:53 PM (8YazN) I'd rather they be boiled in oil as well. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 12:56 PM (MkcN1) 412
regarding weather websites, I use yr.no which is for the Norwegian national weather service, I believe.
Posted by: free tibet at January 18, 2019 12:56 PM (CL76w) 413
What do other Morons use for weather? Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (FhXTo HAARP Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 18, 2019 12:36 PM (dNzKv) RABBI Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2019 12:56 PM (veoSD) 414
there is a huge crowd for March for Life!
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 12:57 PM (a0IVu) 415
yr.no has a phone app, too
Posted by: free tibet at January 18, 2019 12:57 PM (CL76w) 416
Did anybody else see the picture of Sara Carter with Richard Grenell taken in the green room at Fox? It's on her Twitter page.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV) ----- Yup. She's fit. Posted by: jhawk90 at January 18, 2019 12:57 PM (Xvo1a) 417
'I select on penis length,' says female coach of German men's team...
- Girth! Girth! You're overlooking girth! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:58 PM (+y/Ru) 418
Here is a link to the National Weather Service;
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybd77agy This link will open the page to Modesto, CA. There is a search box around the top left, enter the city you desire. The site is up and running. The National Weather Service is essential and will not be shut down. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (ePWRo) 419
The Burka Hajib Women's March for a woman's right to hate Jews.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (2DOZq) 420
Have you all heard of the term 'Everesting'?
Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of repeatedly climbing a smaller mountain until you reach the combined elevation of an Everest Summit... Didn't read much beyond that...but, then I gather you get a sip of penis or something. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 12:35 PM (DNj86) So if you spend enough time on the stairmaster at the Y..... Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 18, 2019 12:43 PM (hLRSq) --------------------------------- I was just thinking that most folks here have probably climbed the equivalent of Everest just going up stairs throughout their lives. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (8g9zh) 421
What do other Morons use for weather?
The first thing I check is the weather pine outside my bedroom window. Then, after mobility exercises, and allowing time for Windows to boot up, I check the surface weather map on Weather.com, then the local weather radar. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (kJWoP) 422
If Pelosi likes aircraft rides so much, she ought to hook up with zombie Augusto Pinochet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (nPGq2) 423
417
'I select on penis length,' says female coach of German men's team... - Girth! Girth! You're overlooking girth! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:58 PM (+y/Ru) damn it! Posted by: Irish men everywhere at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (jxbfJ) 424
We're back to the dems lighting exploding cigars on their faces. Fun times.
Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2019 01:00 PM (XTiHL) 425
When my car does a 180 on the highway and ends up in a ditch I know the weather forecast called for freezing rain.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 01:00 PM (MkcN1) 426
I just did a little homework. It seemed strange Nancy would have bottom shelf E and J brandy on the shopping list. I find out her vineyard sells to other wineries, and they are protected by some weird California law from having to divulge who they sell grapes to. Maybe Ernest and Julio? That would be cause for at least an investigation if it was a Republican.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 18, 2019 01:00 PM (xzqr4) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) 428
North Korean New Service has nothing on CNN
Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (yX3gx) 429
For weather on the computer, I use accuweather.com. They have an annoying pop-up on each page when you're using an ad blocker, but I was having trouble with AdBlock Plus, so I switched to uBlock Origin, and the pop-up no longer appears.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (8g9zh) 430
I've had to take laundry at 3:00 in the morning and wash it at my
house, iron it and take it back to the hotel because someone didn't feel comfortable sending their clothes to the hotel laundry. No thank you, no atta girl. A complaint because I didn't have it there exactly at 5:30. I arrived at 5:31. So no, I'm not doing a happy dance at all over a cancellation of a boondoggle. Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (mFoNl) Been there done that. Way back when in my Democrat, a Presidential candidate (Dem) came in for a rally. We were "volunteered" to serve as support for the trip. They arrived at 9pm, we were out on the tarmac to pick up the bags for the staff and media and load it on a truck to take to the hotel. We have the truck 3/4's loaded when security comes up and says they need the candidates wife's bags. We unload the truck looking for it, it's not there. We get screamed and yelled at by security and the candidates wife about losing her luggage that we never even touched. We finally reload the truck and get to the hotel at 1am, and the members of the press are joking with us about how bad we were at being bellmen and should look into a different line of work. (Honestly they were joking because they invited us to have drinks with them) The next morning at the rally, (which we were not able to attend, we were loading up luggage) the candidate's wife did not appear at it, and she had sunglasses on and looked a little ill when she boarded the plane. As we waited for the bomb dogs to sniff all the luggage, one of the Secret Service guys came over and asked if we were the same guys from the night before, we said yes. He then apologized and said that her luggage had been found, and it was back at their house, she had forgotten it. Turns out the bitch had a serious drinking problem and was a fucking bitch on wheels when loaded. Needless to say, within 6 months I was in the private sector and starting my journey away from the Democrat party. I had always been a conservative, but back then, everyone was a Democrat in my state. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (fdTrp) 431
Dad was so proud he could still fit into the pants he wore on his wedding day.
Posted by: Rev. Jim Ignatowski at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (Evws/) 432
The part about Nancy not having been treated this way in a loooooong time, is what makes it so sweet.
Oh, to be on that bus. Posted by: nip at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (DfGpI) 433
The site is up and running. The National Weather Service is essential and will not be shut down.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 12:59 PM (ePWRo) yes, that's the one I use and have three tabs preset on my browser for the three locations of primary interest to me. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (f3oO4) 434
427 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Total lunar eclipse meets supermoon Sunday night... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) Doesn't leave much time to find virgins to sacrifice. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs) 435
And now a question that will boggle the Wisdom and Sanity of the Horde mind...
Older... Vic or Pelosi? Posted by: Don Q at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (NgKpN) obviously the correct answer is... Notorious RBG. She was old when dirt was clean... Posted by: SturmToddler at January 18, 2019 01:03 PM (8D42x) 436
434 427 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Total lunar eclipse meets supermoon Sunday night... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) Doesn't leave much time to find virgins to sacrifice. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs) Does it specify male or female virgins? Because the male variety is growing in number and probably needs a good culling anyway. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK8) 437
427 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Total lunar eclipse meets supermoon Sunday night... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) Doesn't leave much time to find virgins to sacrifice. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs) --------------------------- Check craigslist for any local D & D games going on. Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 18, 2019 01:04 PM (8g9zh) 438
>>I was just thinking that most folks here have probably climbed the equivalent of Everest just going up stairs throughout their lives.
I'm not counting. But, then agian, I don't really want a sip of penis. Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 01:04 PM (DNj86) 439
Sara Carter is a beauty
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2019 01:05 PM (M+Lyo) 440
I was just thinking that most folks here have probably climbed the
equivalent of Everest just going up stairs throughout their lives. So I've taken (2.5 x 365) x 67 dumps on the top of Mt Everest? Cool! Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2019 01:05 PM (Evws/) 441
I enjoy Wunderground.com personal weather stations.
People or companies have their own, qualified, weather stations. There are three within two miles of my house which is as close to having my own as I will ever get. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 01:05 PM (ePWRo) 442
I've had to take laundry at 3:00 in the morning and wash it at my house,
iron it and take it back to the hotel because someone didn't feel comfortable sending their clothes to the hotel laundry. No thank you, no atta girl. A complaint because I didn't have it there exactly at 5:30. I arrived at 5:31. So no, I'm not doing a happy dance at all over a cancellation of a boondoggle. Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 12:23 PM (mFoNl) Shoulda sprinkled some itching powder on the tightie-whities. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 01:06 PM (nPGq2) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 01:06 PM (6qErC) 444
Anyone else remember that scene in 'Monster Squad' when they need a virgin for a ceremony and they blonde hottie that's dating the older brother turns out NOT to be one?
I LOLed. Monster Squad is under-rated. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 01:06 PM (bcbK8) 445
Furloughed federal employees who are using GoFundMe and other social media to raise money because they are not being paid are likely violating ethics rules and could face punishment when the government reopens, experts say.
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 01:06 PM (QkjLD) Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (wlVt0) 447
#BREAKING: The White House says President Trump will meet with North Korean Vice-Chairman Kim Yong-Chol in the Oval Office this afternoon to discuss a possible second summit between the U.S. and Pyongyang.
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (BqBId) 448
439 Sara Carter is a beauty
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2019 01:05 PM (M+Lyo) "But don't fall in love..." Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (bcbK8) 449
@moki a codel came to visit when I was in Greece, too.
My favorite story. At the time the soldiers lived all the way across town from the base, and because of terrorism, they had to take different routes, and they spent 4-5 hours a day on the bust. The codel was discussing this with the base commander, and he said it was a morale issue. Staffer asks well then why don't they live over on this side of Athens, and the answer is that it is a not a good place to live there are no amenities.... Staffer says: "They're just soldiers...." Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (ZfRYq) 450
I'll say it again. I wish the leftists would give up the pretense of neutral principles.
Instead of saying Pelosi didn't lie, CNN should say that it's Ok for her to lie, because she is lying for a good cause. But it's not ok for Trump to lie, or even tell the truth, since he is following an evil cause. And Pelosi shouldn't even bother telling a lie. She should just say, "Yes, I'm trying to prevent the president from communicating with the American people, because he is evil. But my trip to Afghanistan will achieve much good and it is evil of Trump to interfere with it." She should never have told the "cost of shutdown" lie which started the whole thing. Just be honest, guys. You don't believe in fair play, because you're the good guys battling Nazis. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (/qEW2) 451
435 And now a question that will boggle the Wisdom and Sanity of the Horde mind...
Older... Vic or Pelosi? Posted by: Don Q at January 18, 2019 12:08 PM (NgKpN) obviously the correct answer is... Notorious RBG. She was old when dirt was clean... Posted by: SturmToddler at January 18, 2019 01:03 PM (8D42x) In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was formless and void...and God said "let there be light" and there was light. And God saw Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the surface of the deep. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 01:08 PM (6qErC) 453
He then apologized and said that her luggage had been found, and it was
back at their house, she had forgotten it. Turns out the bitch had a serious drinking problem and was a fucking bitch on wheels when loaded. But Bill Clinton later apologized personally too and sent you all hams though, right? Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2019 01:09 PM (Evws/) 454
Shoulda sprinkled some itching powder on the tightie-whities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 01:06 PM ************* Never discount the power of going comando! Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 01:09 PM (dvH9o) 455
The big question is: Now what? Will Ms. Bezos sell her portion of the family's vast Amazon holdings? Will she seek a seat on the company's board? Will she push for big strategic or management changes?
The Bezos divorce could have consequences for investors in other companies with billionaire founders -- Google, Facebook, Groupon and Snap, to name a few. Unlike Mr. Bezos, who owns Amazon shares with ordinary voting rights, these tech entrepreneurs wield control of their companies by holding special classes of shares that confer extra power to their owners. To put it more explicitly: What would happen if Mark Zuckerberg and his wife filed for divorce? Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 01:09 PM (QkjLD) 456
>>>Doesn't leave much time to find virgins to sacrifice.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs) ------------------ About three years ago blood moons was a big deal. Preachers talking on TV about the moons being a sign that something big was going to happen. They were right. Posted by: Braenyard at January 18, 2019 01:10 PM (ePWRo) 457
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was formless and void...and God said "let there be light" and there was light. And God saw Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the surface of the deep.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs) And that is why the earth was molten and frozen over several times. Unfortunately some stains are impossible to get out. Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 01:10 PM (h5Df3) 458
votermom's got me thinking. If Pelosi is so powerful, why didn't one of her rich friends lend her a plane?
===== Because she would have to declare it and pay the commercial fare reimbursement. If she goes military, it is all 'free'. Posted by: mustbequantum at January 18, 2019 01:11 PM (MIKMs) 459
I was thinking that the dems would have something of their usual claptrap to respond to Trump's pimp slap but they got nothin.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2019 01:11 PM (r+sAi) 460
To put it more explicitly: What would happen if Mark Zuckerberg and his wife filed for divorce? "
It'd be a lovely funeral. And nude Rico up... Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC) 461
436 434 427 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Total lunar eclipse meets supermoon Sunday night... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) Doesn't leave much time to find virgins to sacrifice. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:02 PM (NWiLs) Does it specify male or female virgins? Because the male variety is growing in number and probably needs a good culling anyway. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK All they need to do is go vegan and hang a gourd from their crotch. That's what PETA says anyway. Posted by: Insomniac at January 18, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2019 01:11 PM (oEU2k) 463
Breaking from BuzzFeed: Trump is a vampire!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru) 464
As we waited for the bomb dogs to sniff all the luggage, one of the Secret Service guys came over and asked if we were the same guys from the night before, we said yes. He then apologized and said that her luggage had been found, and it was back at their house, she had forgotten it. Turns out the bitch had a serious drinking problem and was a fucking bitch on wheels when loaded.
AJPS, my hat is off to you for your service. If this was in the late 80's early 90's, I may have run into her as well. Or someone very like her. This lady didn't want to see "local crafts" because they didn't care. She wanted "authentic" experiences. I took her to my favorite taverna, and it was apparently too authentic. We left immediately and went to the Meridian for lunch in a private dining room (which I had had the very good sense to reserve, just in case.) She also forgot her luggage and blamed everyone else-she hadn't packed and all of her stuff was in the hotel room, like a tornado had gone through. Guess who drew the short straw to deal with that??? I'm glad SS were good to you about that. I have had very few bad experiences with them. They tend to be decent people. Although that has seemingly changed since I was working. Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 01:12 PM (mFoNl) 465
Years ago I was taking a class on comparative politics. The class was taught by an avowed Marxist Anarchist. (Early 70's). He turned out to be one of the better profs I had in my four years at school. Great classes.
It was he who first taught me to be wary EVERY TIME I heard the phrase "Sources Said."He was so right. Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 01:13 PM (dvH9o) 466
The codel was discussing this with the base commander, and he said it was a morale issue. Staffer asks well then why don't they live over on this side of Athens, and the answer is that it is a not a good place to live there are no amenities.... Staffer says: "They're just soldiers...." Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2019 01:07 PM (ZfRYq) I REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!! Holy crap were there some angry folks that day! Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 01:13 PM (mFoNl) 467
Speakers Placed In Namib Desert Will Play Toto's 'Africa' 'For All Eternity'
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 01:13 PM (QkjLD) 468
Speakers Placed In Namib Desert Will Play Toto's 'Africa' 'For All Eternity'"
And by "all Eternity" they mean what, 24 hours till the dust chokes it all up? Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 01:15 PM (6qErC) 469
Pelosi better hire 20-30 extra brain cells if she is gonna challenge trump.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 18, 2019 12:40 PM We're tanned, rested, & ready! Posted by: Somali Immigrants at January 18, 2019 01:17 PM (GrJA/) 470
465 Years ago I was taking a class on comparative politics. The class was taught by an avowed Marxist Anarchist. (Early 70's). He turned out to be one of the better profs I had in my four years at school. Great classes.
It was he who first taught me to be wary EVERY TIME I heard the phrase "Sources Said."He was so right. Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2019 01:13 PM (dvH9o) The EXTREMELY Left-wing RPG 'Underground' nowadays sounds like it was written by morons, for morons. There are just two types of people in the world, as Bob Heinlein said: Those who want control over you and those who don't. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 01:17 PM (bcbK8) 471
What would happen if Mark Zuckerberg and his wife filed for divorce?
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 01:09 PM (QkjLD) I'd point and laugh? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 01:18 PM (bcbK8) 472
[There are just two types of people in the world, as Bob Heinlein said: Those who want control over you and those who don't.]
There are two types of people in the world. Those who can interpolate from incomplete data. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 01:20 PM (O7MnT) 473
But Bill Clinton later apologized personally too and sent you all hams though, right?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 18, 2019 01:09 PM (Evws/) Earlier than when he ran, about 4 years earlier, but he and his Mrs were at the rally, but they didn't fly with the candidate. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 18, 2019 01:21 PM (fdTrp) 474
AJPS, my hat is off to you for your service. If this
was in the late 80's early 90's, I may have run into her as well. Or someone very like her. This lady didn't want to see "local crafts" because they didn't care. She wanted "authentic" experiences. I took her to my favorite taverna, and it was apparently too authentic. We left immediately and went to the Meridian for lunch in a private dining room (which I had had the very good sense to reserve, just in case.) She also forgot her luggage and blamed everyone else-she hadn't packed and all of her stuff was in the hotel room, like a tornado had gone through. Guess who drew the short straw to deal with that??? I'm glad SS were good to you about that. I have had very few bad experiences with them. They tend to be decent people. Although that has seemingly changed since I was working. Posted by: moki at January 18, 2019 01:12 PM (mFoNl) It was the late 80's, and thankfully her husband lost the election. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 18, 2019 01:23 PM (fdTrp) 475
In 1988, Democrats fielded the "seven dwarves" against George H.W. Bush. The 2020 cycle is shaping up to include 20 Smurfs. Trump is Gargamel.
Posted by: SMOD at January 18, 2019 01:27 PM (QkjLD) Posted by: Glenn John at January 18, 2019 01:28 PM (LilNs) 477
I have to say, I now look forward to Justice Kagan's daily updates on RBG. if RBG passes, say if she is shot down while flying an F-35 over the middle east (while browsing her case load on her virtual HUD), I will miss them.
Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at January 18, 2019 02:54 PM (2CG5J) 478
Why isn't there a CONDEL to the mexican border?
Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2019 03:11 PM (Y274z) 479
And if you dont understand the fine fine fine nuance here you are too dumb to remain living. We have re education centers with showers as your final destination.
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