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Stop, Stop, It's Not Funny Anymore
BREAKING: Full cart of luggage has been returned to the halls of congress after @realDonaldTrump cancels @SpeakerPelosi's foreign triphttps://t.co/8yd3DrLsza pic.twitter.com/uSPudMBs0e
— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) January 17, 2019
— Omri Ceren (@omriceren) January 17, 2019
Afghanistan is “vacay”? Even for a CODEL, that’s silly—and an insult to the men and women serving there.
— Terry Moran (@TerryMoran) January 17, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 17, 2019 06:34 PM (PnvAE)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 17, 2019 06:34 PM (u+gMN)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 17, 2019 06:34 PM (PnvAE)
Terry Moran is vying for the coveted Brian Williams Commander McBragg Trophy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Adriane the Fashion Critic ... at January 17, 2019 06:35 PM (LPnfS)
Will the shutdown keep us from seeing this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7XM597XO94
"John Wick 3"
No...it will not.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2019 06:35 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 17, 2019 06:36 PM (vbe3j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:36 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:36 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2019 06:36 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:36 PM (plMK3)
BoToxic Mastoidy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:37 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 17, 2019 06:37 PM (vbe3j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:36 PM (plMK3)
Gallons of lamb placenta for her face...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:37 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 06:37 PM (AU1m0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 06:38 PM (lj86s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 06:38 PM (lj86s)
See me at #4.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:38 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 17, 2019 06:38 PM (Pzj+4)
Actually, Nancy has her nipple cream in that duffel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (/9p9e)
She should be thankful that Trump cancelled the trip, imagine if the MS-13 in turban crowd had managed to shoot her plane down.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (4DC4H)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=120&v=UkP4bZKCHE8
"The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot"
Sam Elliott!
They're already filming a sequel-
"The Man Shot Stalin and then Carried Pelosi's Luggage Back to Her Office".
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Terry Moran at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Terry "Bugs" Moran at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (aKsyK)
It's actually an insult to a soldier to tell him to protect Pelosi with his life when all she is there for is to play pretend-concerned.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 06:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019 06:40 PM (P23n6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2019 06:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Terry Moran at January 17, 2019 06:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (t+qrx)
I first read that as "several cosmetic rings of protection", and thought, yeah, it would take that many rings of cosmetics to hide that rancid face.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (/rm4P)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C-e96m4730
[31 seconds]
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Evws/)
Well, I'll tell you. That's why I'm hear, to give you FACTS and LOGIC. Like Ben Shapiro, but with descended testicles.
...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Guinness...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Too Much, Magic Bus!
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it (Nancy, you can't have it)
5 Billion For the Wall Every Day
Too Much, Magic Bus!
Just to drive to mu Baby...
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (5gT6u)
This is funny.
It would have been funnier if they had lost Nanzi's lugage, and then found it in Kabul.
Posted by: Arbalest at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (FlRtG)
This will still be funny a week from now
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 06:41 PM (/rm4P)
This will still be funny decades from now.
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (jGvbj)
No, seriously.
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: josephistan at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (plMK3)
Terry Moran is vying for the coveted Brian Williams Commander McBragg Trophy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:34 PM (/9p9e)
And the winner gets the award presented by Hillary.
In Bosnia.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (OXL6p)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (4uepK)
Life imitates art again.
How much crap does that old whore need to go on a 4 day trip??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ty7RM)
So, Terry Moran was supposed to go on vacay with Nazi Pelousi and now whines loudly about it? Because that's what it sounds like.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 06:43 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (OXL6p)
This might not be the best timeline, but there are so many that are much worse.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 17, 2019 06:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (4uepK)
Schiff-for-Brains is like a 4-year old getting out at a highway rest stop and having zero clue.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:43 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Buttfuckistan Troop at January 17, 2019 06:44 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 17, 2019 06:44 PM (IfYaq)
My RoP Score is +1.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Parsley at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (AU1m0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (4DC4H)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: iwuzhere at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (LMDqh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)
So, Terry Moran was supposed to go on vacay with Nazi Pelousi and now whines loudly about it? Because that's what it sounds like.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:43 PM (HaL55)
Or he had already gotten his talking points stories about her successful overseas trip, and is disappointed that he might have to find some other stuff to talk about instead.
Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (pw+jk)
Her tits look like Don Denkinger's chest protector.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Terry Moran at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (Tyii7)
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Or do everything in her power to undermine Trump and let the world know she is President Pelosi.
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (OXL6p)
Alinksy, you slimy bastard, Trump read your book!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Da Nang Dick at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (f8dwL)
But then I realized, freaking Depends take up a lot of space, and if you figure 3-4 a day, that's a hell of a lot of duffel bags.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (sLicW)
I bet she is not charged $50 a bag either.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (hvf9s)
No offense, Ace, but your superiority to Ben isn't complete unless you have a sister with bigger juggs.
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (786Ro)
Life imitates art again.
How much crap does that old whore need to go on a 4 day trip??
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You don't know the half of it. The "congressional junkets" that I saw were thinly disguised shopping trips of epic proportion. We're talking major misuse of government/.mil aircraft.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (5gT6u)
"Ref, stop the fight!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (plMK3
__________
Battle of the Network Stars. With live ammo.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (vbe3j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (lj86s)
--
Tide pods. They're eating Tide Pods and washing them down with Flint tap water.
Posted by: shibumi at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (OXL6p)
Or he had already gotten his talking points stories about her successful
overseas trip, and is disappointed that he might have to find some
other stuff to talk about instead.
Oh, Terry Moran is a guy? Which thread am I on?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (HmZuC)
Looks like I was on to something.
Posted by: Iasonas at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (AU1m0)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (ty7RM)
"President Trump denying Speaker Pelosi military travel to visit our troops in Afghanistan, our allies in Egypt and NATO is also inappropriate."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: MSM, trying to spin this at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: MSM, trying to spin this at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (plMK3)
"Foggy Bottom. I'm still in Foggy Bottom..."
Pelosi as Martin Sheen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (/9p9e)
I bet she is not charged $50 a bag either.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (hvf9s)
And you know she's never hefted ONE of them. That's the job of some flunkies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (plMK3)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (koNhm)
=============
Are you cheating on Insomniac already??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
oh, hell no. Insom has my number....
I'm just sayin hi!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (PvCxa)
Hi LCD!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Back at ya' nurse!
Great time last night!
And PacNWMoMe participants, we have some great ideas, currently researching the details before any official announcements.
Hint: It will NOT be in Seattle! Dry-siders, stay tuned! (another hint!)
Idaho, Montana, Oregon Morons, we are also thinking of you, too.
Even tcn from AK mentioned last evening that she was interested. Gotta like that!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (/9p9e)
His daughter, Darcy went to my High School. While time has dimmed some memories, as I recall she was teh hawt
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (5gT6u)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (wxZSX)
"President Trump denying Speaker Pelosi military travel to visit our troops in Afghanistan, our allies in Egypt and NATO is also inappropriate."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (wYseH)
Tell that mincing Dixie debutante to shut up and confirm judges.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (zmIJL)
"I'm sorry Madame Speaker, your luggage was kidnapped and then sexually brutalized by goats."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (/tuJf)
So she's too good even to ride the bus with them? Guess they know where they stand.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:50 PM (plMK3)
But then I realized, freaking Depends take up a lot of space, and if you
figure 3-4 a day, that's a hell of a lot of duffel bags.
I thought that was her doctor's weekly supply of Botox.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)
I mean, he would be if Hitler refused to fly the Reichstag around Europe using the Luftwaffe.
Which Hitler probably did.
Refusing tax-payer funded military junket = Kristallnacht.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:50 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:50 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:46 PM (/9p9e)
His daughter, Darcy went to my High School. While time has dimmed some memories, as I recall she was teh hawt
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (5gT6u)
As a Mets fan, I rooted wildly for Kansas City to beat the White Rat in '85. But that call was bizzarre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (CKc3A)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
Think of all the disappointed snipers.
Also disappointed Americans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (plMK3)
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I figured (if there was a calculus, and not just a fuck up) that it was because Ryan's position on the wall was the same as Pelosi's, that the shutdown was inevitable, and Trump would rather the public see him in a death struggle with the Dems instead of his own party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (kpBpD)
"I'm sorry Madame Speaker, your luggage was kidnapped and then sexually brutalized by goats."
And then camels. They don't call them "wild animals" for nuthin'.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (HaL55)
A fact the media has tried to hide since like 9 out of 10 millionaires in Congress are dems.
But El Jefe Naranja drives them so crazy they're accidentally telling the truth
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Pyrocles at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (cc0Ep)
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Oh, that's even better.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (4DC4H)
Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (dcu2m)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (lwiT4)
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Nope.That CODEL you see in the pic is Congressional Delegation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (ffYR/)
Sigh, I miss swagger-meme Lindsay already. He was fun and less scoldy.
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:52 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2019 06:52 PM (koNhm)
"President Trump denying Speaker Pelosi military travel to visit our troops in Afghanistan, our allies in Egypt and NATO is also inappropriate."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (wYseH)
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At least McCarthy is hitting the right note:
Why is Pelosi leaving town during this shutdown, doesn't she care about working things out?
Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2019 06:52 PM (P23n6)
81 39 Hi LCD!!!
=============
Are you cheating on Insomniac already??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
oh, hell no. Insom has my number....
I'm just sayin hi!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)
Brave Sir Robin, last night was strictly a working Moron planning meeting, with craft beer, margaritas, and Jameson of course.
I think there is a theme there, somewhere.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (KP5rU)
This is known.
Unless he is wearing his Messenger Bag.
Then he is faaaabulous!
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (AU1m0)
When the libs cried "Why did Trump wait until the Dems took the House to
make the wall an emergency" I developed the theory that Trump kinda
sorta wanted to the Dems to win so he could rope-a-dope them.
Looks like I was on to something.
Posted by: Iasonas at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (MIvRT)
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There is a lot of truth to this. The GOP proved that they would do jack diddly squat for Trump.
So a bunch of squishes retired (including the utterly useless Paul Ryan) and now Trump gets to do easy layups for the next two years.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Are you sure he didn't have his tongue planted firmly in his cheek when he said that?
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (f3oO4)
OK then...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 06:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 06:54 PM (zmIJL)
=====
Oh, that's even better.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (JcXHH)
Dr Krieger meme appropriate here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
Posted by: LizLem at January 17, 2019 06:54 PM (hvf9s)
20 million illegals are.
Let that sink in.
#BuildTheWall
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:54 PM (tHAoL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:54 PM (plMK3)
I was just on a Skype with a guy I work with in Australia. He's one of us so I was going to describe what's been going on with the shutdown and the plane.
He had already heard all about it. The intertubes are everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (/tuJf)
Graham must have some lackey following him everywhere he goes pushing a cart filled with wet blankets.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (Tyii7)
I would love to know what the troops think.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (tHAoL)
115 All that luggage is HERS??
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (lwiT4)
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Nope.That CODEL you see in the pic is Congressional Delegation.
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That may very well be her luggage alone. Or a rough equivalent. Trust Me.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (5gT6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (KP5rU)
The military facility she should be visiting is Ft. Leavenworth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (plMK3)
So a bunch of squishes retired (including the utterly useless Paul Ryan) and now Trump gets to do easy layups for the next two years.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)
I don't think wanted to call out the REPUBLICANS on their lack of action on the border, before the election.
He was hoping they'd win, THEN he could press them.
Instead, Dems won... so now its... game on.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)
PDT didn't seem all that broken up when the Republicans lost did he?
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Brian Williams at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (p0nVR)
"President Trump denying Speaker Pelosi military travel to visit our troops in Afghanistan, our allies in Egypt and NATO is also inappropriate."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (wYseH)
And Pelosi denying the President the venue for the SOTU is appropriate? This is war Ms Graham. I think he goes in and out of consciousness in that regard.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (14URa)
And yes, it's a vacay, stopping in Europe and taking a few photos so they can say "Imma world leader!"
Posted by: PJ at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (ty7RM)
93 Trump saved Pelosi from having to dodge sniper bullets .
You're welcome.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
Think of all the disappointed snipers.
Also disappointed Americans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (plMK3)
I was going to comment, but I can't top this.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)
-
ThinkProgress has discovered more infiltration! Home schooling is a Russian plot!
https://bit.ly/2svMkSb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (dcu2m)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)
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You got that right.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (pw+jk)
The military facility she should be visiting is Ft. Leavenworth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (plMK3)
Gitmo has LOTS of room for enemy combatants!
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (zLDYs)
She is going to hate him so much. This is really personal now and PDT knows it. Fortunately, he don't give a shit.
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
Trump should have been on the tarmac doing donuts.
==========================
In AF-1.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (14URa)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (NtglE)
Uh Oh! Missy Lindsey has her panties in a bunch!
"President Trump
denying Speaker Pelosi military travel to visit our troops in
Afghanistan, our allies in Egypt and NATO is also inappropriate."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (wYseH)
======
They must have some real new salacious kink on Ole Miss. Jeebus, what do we call gay cucks -- homo cuckpenises?
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (dcu2m)
He just can't bring himself to go full-on Trump, can he?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (zmIJL)
Pelosi is NOT part of the foreign policy making departments.
She is a representative of her state. She has no business in Brussels, Egypt or Afghanistan.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (tHAoL)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 06:58 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:58 PM (UdKB7)
115 All that luggage is HERS??
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (lwiT4)
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Nope.That CODEL you see in the pic is Congressional Delegation.
---------------
That may very well be her luggage alone. Or a rough equivalent. Trust Me.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (5gT6u)
I am going to make a gross assumption here -
Pelosi's luggage not only is a matching set but cost more than the average American spends on 'vacay' each year.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2019 06:58 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 06:59 PM (14URa)
Back in '89, these United States were at war, and I was in the middle of it. Yes, the great War on Drugs. President Bush addressed the nation a few nights earlier, and things were tense. I entered the battlefield known as SUNY-Albany.
I arrived in theater around o-fifteen hundred, and some dudes were playing ultimate frisbee on the front lawn. I'd been in places like this before, and my sense told me that most of those guys were users of illegal drugs. I decided to blend in, so I grabbed my textbook and headed deeper into the campus to review the reading assignment that was to be discussed in that evening's class. Students were everywhere, and any of them could have been involved with drugs.
I know they don't hand out medals to guys like me, lifelong civilians who would never knowingly take a risk of any kind, but sometimes circumstances can take a person unaware. I mean, that wasn't just idle frisbee tossing; that was ultimatefrisbee. As the name implies, it doesn't get any more intense.
I'll never forget that afternoon.
Posted by: FireHorse at January 17, 2019 06:59 PM (u+gMN)
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THAT IS funny.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 06:59 PM (ty7RM)
115 All that luggage is HERS??
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2019 06:48 PM (lwiT4)
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Nope.That CODEL you see in the pic is Congressional Delegation.
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That may very well be her luggage alone. Or a rough equivalent. Trust Me.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (5gT6u)
All except for that one carry-on. That one is for the congressional delegation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 17, 2019 07:00 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)
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Any R president or candidate could... but they are playing for their team (D).
I still can't walk right because of my schadenboner.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 07:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2019 07:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: CN at January 17, 2019 07:00 PM (U7k5w)
I assume that they would have no objection to the Air Force releasing the planned trip itinerary, then - so we can check Pelosi's claim.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 17, 2019 07:00 PM (I2/tG)
And totes provision her galley with leftover fast food.
Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (wxZSX)
https://bit.ly/2FzfVCS
I learned the truth at 17
That free flights belong to beauty queens
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
She made a critical error - Trump is *not* one to rise above it all, he gets his own back. Ask Rosie O'Donnell and everyone that has picked a fight with him.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (0QYMt)
I think this proves that the Golden Scalp Weasel reads the HQ. He's giving us comedy material, because he loves Teh Horde and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM
He made a fool of her even though he doesn't have a big cartoon-size gavel.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (NWiLs)
Pelosi's luggage not only is a matching set but cost more than the average American spends on 'vacay' each year.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2019 06:58 PM (1g7ch)
Probably not ALL hers...
Some would be her Staff's, that were also supposed to get a free plane ride...
and a couple family members? and her personal Massuese who knows what Palomino stands for?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
I cannot wait to vote for Donny Two Scoops next year. Cannot. Wait.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
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Yes, and people blinded by rage often do very unwise things. I can actually imagine the first-term Dems deciding to caucus with the GOP just to get her out of the way.
It's one thing to flush a promising Congressional career for Obamacare. What do they get out of an eternal shutdown?
Also, RE: Graham, he's just defending Congressional prerogative to use military jets as personal taxis. Nothing else to see here.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (eXA4G)
Trump and craft beer are my unguilty pleasures.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (y7DUB)
Raggedy mismatched pieces have got to belong to her staff. I'm positive Nancy only carries Louis Vuitton or better.
You know all the MSM that was set to travel with her must be mad as hell. I'm sure they were looking forward to dumping on the president while they were with her.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (jm1YL)
No, seriously.
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)
Can it just be stated that this neighbor of yours needs to be imprisoned, stripped, and subjected to a special kind of jihadist conjugal visit?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (JcXHH)
I bet the USAF guys returning the luggage had to work very hard to keep straight faces.
I cannot wait to vote for Donny Two Scoops next year. Cannot. Wait.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (rWZ8Y)
Oh, yeah. Most people enlist in hopes of getting valet duty for shiftless parasites.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (14URa)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
She made a critical error - Trump is *not* one to rise above it all, he gets his own back. Ask Rosie O'Donnell and everyone that has picked a fight with him.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (0QYMt)
It is going to stick in their craw and fester for many, many reasons. First, their sense of entitlement and protection from criticism has been completely destroyed by this President.
He is ultimately going to win..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (/9p9e)
They have NEVER cared about US military. I did 25 years in the army, and the dems HATED us.
Pelosi is a traitor who deserves to be executed, and her entire ill gotten wealth confiscated and put towards the national.debt.
Posted by: Pete at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (yc5JK)
I assume that they would have no objection to the Air Force releasing the planned trip itinerary, then - so we can check Pelosi's claim.
Posted by: The ARC of History
Supposedly it was a 2 hour meeting with NATO in Brussels, a photo op in Egypt & Afghanistan, and 6 days shopping in Paris.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (tHAoL)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 06:56 PM (UdKB7)
"I had a job before I had this one. I'll have a job when I get done with this one. And...oh, yeah, I don't actually NEED either one. So - Nancy, kiss my orange ass." - Donald J. Trump
Posted by: antisocialist at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: CN at January 17, 2019 07:00 PM (U7k5w)
If it would have been my old command?
We would have been fighting over who got to tell her! (note, not who HAD to tell her, but who GOT to tell her).
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (NgKpN)
And totes provision her galley with leftover fast food.
They only have a couple of bites already taken out of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (dcu2m)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (JcXHH)
That happened to Teddy Kennedy when he flew commercial.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (/9p9e)
You have done some good work recenctly Lyndsey. But it is ok to have an
unexpressed thought once in a while How about letting a few other
Senators get a turn on the teevee?
Hulk Lindsey >>>>> I feel pretty Lindsey
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2019 07:04 PM (MAstk)
I missed the also in that Graham quote. Makes it better but still a
quisling surrender. He's playing by marquis of Queensbury rules and
the Dems are in a street fight.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (2DOZq)
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Graham is defending Congressional privileges, that's all. He wants to go on record so a Dem president won't stop him from using the Air Force as his personal Uber.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1086051613045858304
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:05 PM (Evws/)
It looks like the same image twice. Why does twitter suck so much?
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 07:05 PM (6XZdO)
Idaho, Montana, Oregon Morons, we are also thinking of you, too.
Even tcn from AK mentioned last evening that she was interested. Gotta like that!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)
LCD, my brother's tap house in Eburg. Iron Horse Brewery - you can smuggle a few growlers of Irish Death back over to the west side.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2019 07:05 PM (86E7L)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2019 07:05 PM (bUjCl)
ME TOO AND I AINT EVEN GOT A WOOMB.
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 07:06 PM (UdKB7)
38 My next door neighbor went on a congressional junket to
Afghanistan years ago. She worked at the FEMINIST MAJORITY. Her
"take-away" from the trip was that the U.S. is so evil Afghani women are
oppressed.
No, seriously.
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2019 06:42 PM (nRWPy)
Can it just be stated that this neighbor of yours needs to be
imprisoned, stripped, and subjected to a special kind of jihadist
conjugal visit?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM (ujg0T)
she is worth three goats, tops.
Posted by: Camel trader at January 17, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
oh, and close that useless pile of shit the u.n. tear it down. great
location for a fucking casino. more pure than those u.n. fucks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 06:55 PM (KP5rU)
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THAT alone would merit him a place on Mount Rushmore -- or maybe his own monument somewhere.
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2019 07:06 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (aKsyK)
I wonder what Trumps going to do to her next to keep her head spinning like a top? We don't want that head to stop spinning until it flies off of its own accord.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 17, 2019 07:03 PM
Little you know. I'm covered with flies. Flies buzzing around my head. I call them sky raisins.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Peaches
Perhaps they aspire to be umbrella holders, you don't know.
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 06:51 PM (ffYR/)
Has your personal troll stunk up the place today?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (nPGq2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtD7QFAOgNM
Here is an article about the mission. It's pretty interesting. Seven small satellites will be launched, most of them experimental.
https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2019/01/japans-epsilon-rapis-1-launch/
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2019 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
No offense, Ace, but your superiority to Ben isn't complete unless you have a sister with bigger juggs.
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 06:47 PM (786Ro)
Pics???
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2019 07:08 PM (1g7ch)
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Like he did w/Kav. I imagine the progtards are still on high-boil about that epic f-up.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 17, 2019 07:08 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 07:08 PM (CKc3A)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
Yeah. Trump's no fly list.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:08 PM (tHAoL)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 07:06 PM
All you have to do is imagine you have one and voila!
Posted by: Tiffany Moore at January 17, 2019 07:09 PM (zmIJL)
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Baloney. If for no other reason than to snatch up another Scarab/Egyptian beetle to bring home to suck the youthful life out of unsuspecting young people. (h/t Ann Blyth)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:09 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: cfo mom at January 17, 2019 07:09 PM (RfzVr)
I remember on election night in '16, one of the talking heads getting all sadface when things started to go wrong for them. He said, the thing about Trump is that he always wins. He might have started weeping at that point.
Posted by: Peaches at January 17, 2019 07:09 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Ben Had
AlphaMale2 Toilet Paper. 80 grit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (tHAoL)
And Nancy, at least now the new speaker in town is...in town!
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (JgLEu)
the Dems are in a street fight.
Marquess of Queensberry.
It is my life's mission to get people to get this right. I know it sounds weird when it ends in *ess and it's a dude, but it ends in *ess and it's a dude.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
PDT has a line of ties, he has a line of wines. Now he needs to develop AlphaMale2, a scent for MEN.
Smells like 90-wt gear lube.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (UdKB7)
Ha! I saw a comment elsewhere that said Nancy has been put on the no-fly list.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
I wonder how they got them to stop buzzing around her head?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (TAmPV)
Have you see pictures of the winery? Absolutely beautiful. Would love to vacation there.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jm1YL)
Somebodies doing the raping.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (bITd4)
The first time she was Speaker, she demanded that the Air Force provide a 757 to California every weekend - she was planning to fly the whole California Democratic congressional delegation back with her.
The Air Force said no.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (I2/tG)
Word to the wise: do NOT walk into a Starbucks like that!
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (JgLEu)
--Jonathan Bernstein (Bloomberg)
This was written yesterday by this hack for Bloomberg. I wonder if the little twat is crying in his pillow today?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Patty Murray at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (VigyG)
rise above it all, he gets his own back. Ask Rosie O'Donnell and
everyone that has picked a fight with him.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 17, 2019 07:01 PM (0QYMt)
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mmmmmh YEP
The donks are totally flumaxed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)
The Marquess's son was a dude. And so well hung!
Posted by: oscar wilde at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 07:12 PM (CKc3A)
You know that's not her crap. Belongs to the paeans.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:12 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 07:12 PM (7uFMe)
Posted by: Afghani Bacha Bazi boys at January 17, 2019 07:12 PM (bITd4)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2019 07:12 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Patty Murray at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (VigyG)
And my mom tennis shoes.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2019 07:13 PM (86E7L)
Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 07:13 PM (rn+Vx)
158 ''I would love to know what the troops think.''
Laughing their asses off I'll bet.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 06:57 PM (jm1YL)
And trying to avoid doing so in front of the wrong Captain.
Meh. The Article 15 would be worth it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:13 PM (eXA4G)
LMAO! Ace is just killing today. Not just the hobos' but the jokes too.
Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2019 07:14 PM (q177U)
Marquess of Queensberry.
It is my life's mission to get people to get this right. I know it sounds weird when it ends in *ess and it's a dude, but it ends in *ess and it's a dude.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
Well! Listen to the hoity-toity intellectual from Debrett's!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2019 07:14 PM (LsBY9)
"I know it's killing on Twitter, but I'd be surprised if denying the speaker of the house access to military aircraft to visit U.S. troops deployed to a war zone because "she did it first" plays as well among the general public."
https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/1085990469178396678
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get some "me time" and borrow my wife's bf's Gillette shaving products and then ask my wife's son how the results look like...
Posted by: Noah "I'm with Her!" Rothman at January 17, 2019 07:14 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (SiINZ)
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Or biting it.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 17, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Alpha Male Golden Scalp Weasel at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (zmIJL)
Marquess of Queensberry.
It is my life's mission to get people to get this right. I know it sounds weird when it ends in *ess and it's a dude, but it ends in *ess and it's a dude.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
I knew that, for what it's worth.
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (nPGq2)
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I have not seen Psychotroll yet today, but have only been on a few hours.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
Thank you.
Posted by: Marquess of Tiffany at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (jm1YL)
If you're talking about Trump Vineyards in VA, it's spectacular, and produces IMO some of the state's best wines. It used to be owned by another billionaire who died, and it was foundering. It seems to be going great guns now, though.
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)
sounds weird when it ends in *ess and it's a dude, but it ends in *ess
and it's a dude.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
EXACTLY!
Posted by: Gamestop Tranny at January 17, 2019 07:16 PM (dcu2m)
Posted by: freaked at January 17, 2019 07:16 PM (UdKB7)
Seriously, I'm keeping Netflix just so I can watch the Fyre documentary -- that was epic trolling.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (VigyG)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2pp3p7
and this gem:
https://tinyurl.com/y872uc7v
Posted by: Bert G at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (OMsf+)
Bill Wynn was here earlier on a previous thread.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: literally serious at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (7faTs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at J
you mean because of Trump cancelling the flight or for his usual reason, because his roommates decided to run train on him, again?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
Pelosi's office is denying that they were planning a stop in Egypt.
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Baloney. If for no other reason than to snatch up another Scarab/Egyptian beetle to bring home to suck the youthful life out of unsuspecting young people. (h/t Ann Blyth)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:09 PM (JoUsr)
I can't see San Fran Nan debasing herself by walking around Khan el Khalili market.
That's what low-level staffers are for.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (eXA4G)
Less than two weeks into her new job as House Speaker, her party fracturing between the commies and the grifters, in the middle of OMG GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN... and all while preparing to impeach the President over... something or other...
She decides to snub Trump by denying the House as a venue for the SOTU, *and* go on a taxpayer funded military jet transported junket/vacation overseas on the other side of the planet from her constituents.
"Stupid," doesn't even come close. She has gone Full Retard.
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (jGvbj)
https://tinyurl.com/y9r4k5yv
Everyone is getting a kick out of this
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 07:18 PM (/rm4P)
Bill Wynn was here earlier on a previous thread.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (jm1YL)
Different guy.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)
Guess she won't be taking a military jet home to San Francisco every weekend, either.
Stupid Bitch.
Posted by: ALH at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (/Z/Su)
Posted by: Marquess of Miklos at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (zCyNd)
Yep, I ordered some right after he won. Think I'll put in another order soon just because.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2019 07:06 PM (WqPYg)
They can finish Crazy Horse with Crazy Trump
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (KP5rU)
What is the point of this trip? 100% chance the troops do not want them there, ditto the diplomatic staff. I can't imagine Egypt or Afghanistan want to have a conversation, one on one with Pelosi. There is exactly zero reason for this trip other than to make them feel important, and potentially stake out a separate diplomatic policy (Logan act? what's that?)
In fact, any student of history knows Pelosi is very confused about what the speaker does - she seem to think it is akin to the prime minister in Europe, and acts like it. She has FAR less power than the president, by design.
Posted by: Science at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (AJj50)
12 seconds ago
Pelosi still at the Capitol after trip was cancelled. Reporters still staking her out in the hall. House Sergeant at Arms Paul Irving just went into her office
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (jm1YL)
I'll be interested to see the reply, if any.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (lj86s)
2020, baby.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (iw59Q)
236 I left my Walkman on the plane!
Posted by: Patty Murray at January 17, 2019 07:11 PM (VigyG)
And my mom tennis shoes.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2019 07:13 PM (86E7L)
STOP IT! STOP IT!
I'm dying here!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Science at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: We da peeps at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (UdKB7)
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That was what I was thinking. To tell you the truth, Nancy is not the brightest.. but I did grab her pussy in 67... hell she forced it on me.
Posted by: Alpha Male Golden Scalp Weasel at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (pw+jk)
Nancy has Bo Toxin.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (CKc3A)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:13 PM (eXA4G
I will never, ever, ever forget AIT - weekend liberty - and some fuck from some military school in New Mexico doing his best to ... well, I don't know exactly what he was trying to do, other than flash his fucking pip on a Saturday while me and my bud were piss drunk at a bar with two willing local chics. And his subsequent attempt at - something - while at recall formation the next afternoon. Lucky for me - an NCO intervened. I was heading toward striking a not yet officer.
I will freely admit - my flat out hatred for most authority got a boost that day.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 07:20 PM (7uFMe)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 17, 2019 07:21 PM (5gT6u)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 07:21 PM (RuIsu)
Please make sure your spell Marquess correctly. Thank you in advance.
Posted by: Marquess of Assche at January 17, 2019 07:21 PM (bUjCl)
Marquess of Queensberry.
It is my life's mission to get people to get this right. I know it
sounds weird when it ends in *ess and it's a dude, but it ends in *ess
and it's a dude.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
Well done then. It pays to be persistent. I always wondered why a chick made boxing rules.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 07:21 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Cosda at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (ZxoDF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (pUDQf)
Has your personal troll stunk up the place today?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 07:07 PM (nPGq2)
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I have not seen Psychotroll yet today, but have only been on a few hours.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 17, 2019 07:15 PM (ffYR/)
I've never had my own personal troll. Some people have all the luck!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (sy5kK)
12 seconds ago
Pelosi still at the Capitol after trip was cancelled. Reporters still staking her out in the hall.
If staking doesn't work, I recommend holy water and garlic.
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
Democrats need to be beaten, again and again
behave in a civilized fashion. They're feral, years of media coddling
and wimpy Republicans have made them like this. They need to be
completely reconditioned.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
FIFY
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)
Egypt? What's going on there that is so important?
Yeah, we are still at war in Afghanistan, but we have been for what, 20 years now? They have an ongoing insurgency. No big diplomatic crises.
Posted by: Science at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (AJj50)
Trump would never do this to a Marquess.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (VigyG)
Posted by: literally serious at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (7faTs)
Posted by: Gamestop Tranny at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (dcu2m)
Wait til RBG leaves the world of the living. We're going to see Retard like we've never seen before or will see again.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (jm1YL)
The "Wicked Witch Of West " theme from the Wizard Of Oz should play wherever Nancy Pelosi goes flying.
That goes for Hillary as well.
Posted by: YIKES! at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (2DOZq)
Mr. Empire is looking very well, was in a chair and fully coherent when Robin and I visited today. He actually looked better than before he collapsed ... I wonder if dehydration is one of those things that sneaks up on you?
Anyway, he got a laugh out of our dog, Frank. We have to put the mutt in a crate when both of us are gone, otherwise he becomes quite destructive. But he wasn't raised with those, so he keeps trying to get out.
Well, this time just before Robin and I left, I spotted his head coming out between the door bars! So we turned the crate around, so the door was against the wall, and bought a ne one (#3) on the way home, along with a nice cushion to go in it. (Had been using a folded blanket, but it was getting kinda tired.)
Anyway, Mr. Empire will be transferred to a skilled nursing facility for PT as soon as Willow Brook has a place available, likely tomorrow or Saturday. He's grumping 'cause he wants to come home, of course, but ... I do think he needs the therapy. As much better as he is, he's still a bit weak.
And I thank all of you in the Horde more than you may be able to believe for your prayers. I truly believe they are at least one reason he is recovering so well -- including God's guidance of his nurses and doctors, of course.
Posted by: empire1 at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (njLnK)
https://tinyurl.com/ya2pp3p7
and this gem:
https://tinyurl.com/y872uc7v
Posted by: Bert G at January 17, 2019 07:17 PM (OMsf+)
Funny stuff.
And EVERYBODY has an Air Force joke, don't they?
Just EVERYBODY.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
The Silver Bullet!
Posted by: Coors Light at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (zCyNd)
Pelosi's office is denying that they were planning a stop in Egypt.
She issued a de Nile?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
She clearly said "I will Nubia there".
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)
Egypt? What's going on there that is so important?
Yeah, we are still at war in Afghanistan, but we have been for what, 20 years now? They have an ongoing insurgency. No big diplomatic crises.
Posted by: Science at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (AJj50)
Trump's team was just in Brussels, and Egypt, and Afghanistan.
Dems need to go there to counteract any positive things that came out of those visits.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 07:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (jm1YL)
Nah. Retard or stupidity is a bottomless abyss whose depths cannot be plumbed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 07:24 PM (lj86s)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2019 07:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (VigyG)
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)
No need to rub it in my face.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (7uFMe)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
The Silver Bullet!
Posted by: Coors Light at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (zCyNd)
Beheaded and buried in the middle of a crossroads.
Posted by: Don Quixote, who knows hot to get rid of monsters at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (NgKpN)
I've read enough Georgette Heyer to know the proper order is Duke, Earl. Marquess.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (jm1YL)
12 seconds ago
Pelosi still at the Capitol after trip was cancelled. Reporters still staking her out in the hall.
If staking doesn't work, I recommend holy water and garlic.
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
The power of Charlie Crist compels you!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (pUDQf)
Guess we're not getting that 5 Billion anytime soon, but damn was it worth it!!
I wonder how much that trip would've cost?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (pw+jk)
If they don't stake her out in the courtyard, it's not gonna work.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (2shuf)
I was saying this years ago about a reporters but Ace trolled me over it. Laura Logan was a protected embedded journo in Afghan/Iraq. The troops were her private security detail. Later, and without mil escort, she got sloppy and was caught up in the flush of emotion at Tahrir Square and nearly got raped to death.
Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Hillary at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (MAstk)
Wait til RBG leaves the world of the living. We're going to see
Retard like we've never seen before or will see again.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (jm1YL)
A retard apocalypse,eh?
Gives me an idea.
Posted by: Netflix at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (t6XCL)
That luggage isn't likely hers, but rather her posse's, who rode the bus.
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: Don Quixote, who knows hot to get rid of monsters at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (NgKpN)
Beheading. Drawing and quartering. The five parts burned. The five piles of ashes scattered to the four winds and the head ashes shot into space.
That should work for most things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (lj86s)
Posted by: Tuna
When it happens, there will be walls of candles, flowers, and weeping women and Gillettes that will make Diana's sendoff look positively restrained. I reckon Elton John will come up with a weeper as well.
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM (T6t7i)
I've read enough Georgette Heyer to know the proper order is Duke, Earl. Marquess.
I've listened to enough Gene Chandler to know it's Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Earl, Earl.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM (dcu2m)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (jm1YL)
That's what I was drinking on Election Night! Very nice and I'm NOT a wine drinker...
well, to be fair, not much of a wine drinker!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 17, 2019 07:28 PM (1g7ch)
Mummification originates in Egypt. Nancy Pelosi was going to Egypt.
Coincidence??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (pUDQf)
There are no coincidences.
Posted by: Leroy Jethro Gibbs at January 17, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 07:28 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2019 07:29 PM (FhXTo)
Mummification originates in Egypt. Nancy Pelosi was going to Egypt.
Coincidence??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (pUDQf)
Nope, they want her back as in back on display.
Posted by: YIKES! at January 17, 2019 07:29 PM (t6XCL)
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1085958635279273986
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:29 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 17, 2019 07:29 PM (NWiLs)
If they don't stake her out in the courtyard, it's not gonna work.
Posted by: antisocialist at January 17, 2019 07:26 PM
I didn't know they had anthills in the hall.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 07:30 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Its just me at January 17, 2019 07:30 PM (rn+Vx)
Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at January 17, 2019 07:30 PM (w54mS)
*******
McConnell blocks bill to reopen most of government | TheHill
*******
Turtle Not Turtling & Showing BALLS!!! what is this Fresh Hell
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 07:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 07:30 PM (dcu2m)
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:22 PM (786Ro)
The Silver Bullet!
Posted by: Coors Light at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (zCyNd)
Beheaded and buried in the middle of a crossroads.
Posted by: Don Quixote, who knows hot to get rid of monsters at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (NgKpN)
But a dogwood stake is required just to be sure, use oak only if no dogwood is available!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2019 07:30 PM (f3oO4)
scribbling up articles of impeachment with her new crayons. nobody gets
the best of granny rictus.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM (KP5rU)
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Naaaawww. Palsi is 3/4 deep on a handle of vodka. She is just babbling and trying to make sure she doesn't choke on her own vomit.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 07:31 PM (pw+jk)
Can't even smell the falafel from there.
Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2019 07:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Louis Farrakhan at January 17, 2019 07:31 PM (w54mS)
English actress playing Ruthie. That in itself is funny.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:31 PM (jm1YL)
''"Stupid," doesn't even come close. She has gone Full Retard.''
Wait til RBG leaves the world of the living. We're going to see Retard like we've never seen before or will see again.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:23 PM (jm1YL)
Watch for the ominous choral music to start playing on CNN. After the 3rd day, they make the announcement. It's the traditional Soviet way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
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Do not misunderstimate The Turtle.
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (bUjCl)
Some would be her Staff's, that were also supposed to get a free plane ride...
and a couple family members? and her personal Massuese who knows what Palomino stands for?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 17, 2019 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
There were about a half dozen other Dem congressmen going on the trip.
Posted by: Vendette at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (4MipL)
It's still funny.
It's fucking hilarious. We basically elected fifth grade and it turns out to be just what we needed.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (fuK7c)
impeachment with her new crayons. nobody gets the best of granny rictus.
--
Oh, you can bet they are all brainstorming some diabolical plan to make him pay. Steam is coming from under the door to her office. Nanz has probably already pulled out her Ouija board.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (6XZdO)
I wonder how much that trip would've cost?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (HaL55)
How many paychecks of gov workers suffering through the horror of the shutdown would the cost of the trip cover?
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (jGvbj)
12 seconds ago
Pelosi still at the Capitol after trip was cancelled. Reporters still staking her out in the hall.
*******
Bon Appetit
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (jm1YL)
Gene Chandler is the Duke of Earl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (RuIsu)
And the stake has to be made of ash.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (bUjCl)
It's in Mitch's interest to take the wind out of the Ds.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2019 07:33 PM (dcu2m)
But how about a Global Rule that the bar stereo can't play local remakes of Classics all damn night. Honky Tonk Women from a breathy South American chic really ain't all that great. Following it up with same chic knocking out Patience is no better.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 07:33 PM (7uFMe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2019 07:27 PM
She's on the phone screeching at every general she can get ahold of, who are all patiently explaining that no ma'am, you do not have the authority to order yourself a plane, yes ma'am, the president outranks you, no ma'am you cannot force him to give you a plane, yes ma'am you are the Speaker, no ma'am I do not think the president is a doody head.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2019 07:33 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:33 PM (Evws/)
2020, baby.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2019 07:19 PM (iw59Q)
My Fellow Americans, Members of Congress, and Members of the Supreme Court.
The State of our Union is one of Emergency. I am declaring a national Emergency under the powers given the President under @#$%#$%# and declaring a National Security Emergency due to the invasion and lawlessness on our Southern border.
As Congress will not appropriate the money to take care of this emergency, I find I must make Foreign Policy decisions based on what I, as President, consider to be the largest threat to the American People.
Therefore I am announcing I am pulling out of Syria, and Afghanistan, and will use the Defense Department money for what it is REALLY intended for, to defend the American homeland, and people....
Thus I will use it to support the Border Patrol, and use the Military to build a Wall, to defend the US, because that IS their mission.
Thankyou, and God Bless the United States of America...
/mic drop
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:34 PM (NgKpN)
And the president is enjoying himself immensely and waiting for the next round to begin. When will the dopes figure out they're dealing with a brilliant fighter? I hope they never do.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:34 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 17, 2019 07:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2019 07:35 PM (CKc3A)
Posted by: goon at January 17, 2019 07:35 PM (PEcU2)
Posted by: Marquess of Assche at January 17, 2019 07:36 PM (bUjCl)
You know, I almost pity the democrat dumb bastards.
We will know when late night shows go back to being just very left of center from uber leftist shit.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 17, 2019 07:36 PM (pw+jk)
And the stake has to be made of ash.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (Evws/)
No, my friend dogwood stakes are de rigueur for serious termination!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2019 07:36 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 07:36 PM (XK/4h)
Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 07:36 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tuna
Wait until she leaves. Then Breyer who is only 5 years younger. Then Sotomayor due to diabeetus.
You wanna talk full retard?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:36 PM (tHAoL)
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)
Also mad as hell because they were supposed to go with her and watch and applaud as she undermined PDT at every stop.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:25 PM (jm1YL)
Gene Chandler is the Duke of Earl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (nPGq2)
But the Earl of Sammich must have a pretty hawt lady... right?
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM
If you hold up the planchette and look through it, the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt appears.
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (786Ro)
Oh, you can bet they are all brainstorming some diabolical plan to make him pay. Steam is coming from under the door to her office. Nanz has probably already pulled out her Ouija board.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (JoUsr)
Nancy, call me.
Posted by: Sally Quinn, Proprietress, Hexes-R-Us at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (eXA4G)
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Do not misunderstimate The Turtle.
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (bUjCl)
I first read that as "backs" not blocks. Too much day I guess.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (XK/4h)
******
Top Obama White House lawyer made false statements To DOJ about Manafort-related work | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - furiously fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (wPRX+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (5fNnO)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (vbe3j)
Posted by: WR at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Don Quixote
She can be as ugly as a mud post - as long as you're eating only the sammich.
Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 07:39 PM (32YRo)
It is a real pity party.
She has no credit cards?
She can't go to a bank and get a loan?
I believe that Trump signed legislation guaranteeing back pay to all those affected.
That is a law that guarantees that she will get paid. The funding for the bank loan, by signing that law, guarantees the funds by the US government.
But no, Shep had to whine with her instead.
Honestly, it was as pathetic as it was stupid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)
Michelle Fields missing arm at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (wPRX+)
I think we've been too harsh on the lad. He obviously has good taste.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 17, 2019 07:39 PM (7uFMe)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 17, 2019 07:39 PM (OOH1c)
I saw him in an interview last night, he was sounding pretty squishy and admitted that there was nothing immoral about a wall and they do work in certain areas.
I think he's also pissed at Nancy because he definitely knows now that Trump is not playing. He will not sign until he gets a win.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (/tuJf)
Also mad as hell because they were supposed to go with her and watch and applaud as she undermined PDT at every stop.
Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
This. So much this.
Posted by: tbodie at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Z+JNA)
Netflix releases trailer for Steve Carell's Trump-inspired 'Space Force'
No political agenda at Netfux. Why don't they just call it Orange Man Bad?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (/rm4P)
No doubt there. The European parliament is there. They are kindred spirits. The opportunity for some colluding for sure.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2019 07:41 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: goon at January 17, 2019 07:41 PM (PEcU2)
Unfortunately for her, the citizenry wants everything Trump wants House funding for(especially the wall).
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2019 07:41 PM (jGvbj)
Do not confuse them for payloads, whatever you do!
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2019 07:41 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM (6XZdO)
*snaps fingers, waves hands*
Chris? Chris!
How many fingers do you see?
Posted by: Free Range Coffe Addict at January 17, 2019 07:41 PM (RrtlF)
******
Top Obama White House lawyer made false statements To DOJ about Manafort-related work | The Daily Caller
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (BqBId)
Interesting how many corporations can break the law, and then are granted an indulgence by paying a 'fine'.
So only the company pays, not the individuals who actually broke the law.
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (NgKpN)
The REAL story here is the Democrats skipping town.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (XK/4h)
And they didn't even have the decency to do it on their own dime.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 07:32 PM
~~~~~
You can only click on one here at AoS. When you get to Twitter, you can click on each one separately.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: andycanuck
Bois d'arc. Aka Osage Orange, aka hedge apples. Wood so hard they used it for cobblestones.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (tHAoL)
And there's the other shoe. Would be something to see Obama's former White House counsel indicted.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
Nancy, you're in over your head.
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (nR2Re)
I saw him in an interview last night, he was sounding pretty squishy and admitted that there was nothing immoral about a wall and they do work in certain areas.
I think he's also pissed at Nancy because he definitely knows now that Trump is not playing. He will not sign until he gets a win.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (/tuJf)
Nancy and the other Dem leadership, but mostly Nancy, are between a rock and a hard place. The activist wing of the party, the donor class and the wild-eyed radicals, want no compromise whatsoever. Many Dems in Congress would probably be willing to pay for a wall if they got a permanent DACA, or some sort of immigration reform out of the deal. And Trump would likely be willing to sign that. But Pelosi can't allow it, because her sources of funding would dry up, and controlling political money is how she maintains her power.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 17, 2019 07:43 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - furiously fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (wPRX+)
___________
Oh Benji - ovaries don't ever descend. You're a perfect pretty little princess just the way you are!
NOW STOP STEALING MY OLD GILLETTE RAZORS SO WHEN YOUR DONORS VISIT YOU SET THEM OUT AND PRETEND YOU ACTUALLY SHAVE!
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz and lack of a gag reflex at January 17, 2019 07:43 PM (ZI8x4)
Posted by: mrp at January 17, 2019 07:43 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: tbodie
Yes - this was the point of the whole trip, right? Now, its up in smoke. But troops be degraded because no vacay? Terry Moran has never served a day in his life to write such drivel.
Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)
Interesting how many corporations can break the law, and then are granted an indulgence by paying a 'fine'.
So only the company pays, not the individuals who actually broke the law.
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (NgKpN)
When a government entity breaks the law, it's the taxpayers who end up paying.
Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2019 07:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2019 07:44 PM (786Ro)
Just keep clicking. You'll end up at twitter and each half is clickable to, well, not enlarge, but unfuck the picture.
Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2019 07:44 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:44 PM (Evws/)
It is a real pity party.
She has no credit cards?
She can't go to a bank and get a loan?
I believe that Trump signed legislation guaranteeing back pay to all those affected.
That is a law that guarantees that she will get paid. The funding for the bank loan, by signing that law, guarantees the funds by the US government.
But no, Shep had to whine with her instead.
Honestly, it was as pathetic as it was stupid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)
If you live paycheck to paycheck and don't have the ability to support yourself until you find a new job, that is not my fault. Private sector or public, that is a failure to plan on your part.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 17, 2019 07:45 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (XK/4h)
And they didn't even have the decency to do it on their own dime.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (eXA4G)
wonder who paid for the little Puerto Rico excursion?
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
I could imagine that he might humiliate Pelosi and Schiff, yes. But not that he could physically humiliate them into dragging off of a bus back to the Capitol, their luggage cart standing as mute testimony to their pwnage. Wow.
Well, off to the doctor. It has been way more than four hours.
Posted by: Splunge at January 17, 2019 07:46 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)
They're called Dagwoods. After Dagwood Bumstead.
Posted by: ALH at January 17, 2019 07:47 PM (/Z/Su)
Posted by: keena at January 17, 2019 07:47 PM (qja87)
Do you have any idea how many Depends she's needs for an entire week?
Posted by: Nancy's Staff at January 17, 2019 07:47 PM (I2/tG)
Nah. Because her luggage is on its way to Croatia, Nancy has assembled a makeshift emergency bukkake council to pool together resources and to draw up contingency plans to mitigate further damage to her delicate feminine facade.
Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)
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A border Count. Usually the same rank as any other Count. But, if you had a particularly intense border fight, they would temporarily skyrocket in rank. Oftentimes at the right hand of the King.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2019 07:52 PM (kpBpD)
OK thanks, that worked better. Twitter confounds me!
Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2019 07:52 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 17, 2019 07:53 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
Lobbyists!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2019 07:54 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2019 07:56 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (tHAoL)
Back when we made things, dogwood was used for mallets.
And the real reason to use dogwood, is that the lore says that the dogwood was the tree that supplied the wood for the Cross, and dogwoods were so ashamed of this misuse, that they vowed they never ever grow straight enough to be used as a Cross again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2019 08:00 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2019 07:56 PM (nRWPy)
Yes, it's Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, Baron.
Posted by: Vendette at January 17, 2019 08:01 PM (4MipL)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - furiously fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (wPRX+)
............
There is a dx for that. It's called cryptorchid. If Muldoon was here he could dig us up a ICD10 code.
Posted by: Molly k. at January 17, 2019 08:01 PM (Y7RDO)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at J
we should make this the official horde style.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 17, 2019 08:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - furiously fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (wPRX+)
............
There is a dx for that. It's called cryptorchid. If Muldoon was here he could dig us up a ICD10 code.
Posted by: Molly k. at January 17, 2019 08:01 PM (Y7RDO)
Q53.9
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 17, 2019 08:07 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: AOC at January 17, 2019 08:16 PM (axQPD)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at January 17, 2019 08:19 PM (vBk0G)
No political agenda at Netfux. Why don't they just call it Orange Man Bad?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2019 07:40 PM (SiINZ)
Netflix' stock took a big dive today, because-
their renewal numbers and new sign up numbers have fallen significantly.
I wonder why.......
Insulting half your audience is always the best way to succeed.
Stockholders need to hold the board accountable.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2019 08:19 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at January 17, 2019 08:21 PM (vBk0G)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 17, 2019 07:37 PM (XK/4h)
And they didn't even have the decency to do it on their own dime.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2019 07:42 PM (eXA4G)
wonder who paid for the little Puerto Rico excursion?
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 17, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
That's the funniest thing of all.
Cheese-paring billionaire Nancois Pelousy is too damncheap to pay even a penny for this vital
Cvnt.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2019 08:23 PM (9X624)
We move the Capitol to, say, Bonner's Ferry, ID. Though on second thought, why should we inflict that on the people of Bonner's Ferry? And the Supreme Court to oh, I don't know - Dayton WA. And the Congress to, let's see - Sheridan WY. They've got a pretty nice conference room at the Sheridan Inn.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 17, 2019 08:29 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Sooner at January 17, 2019 08:38 PM (cQIie)
Posted by: King of the Noth of Flyover County at January 17, 2019 09:09 PM (FxJnm)
Like what?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 17, 2019 09:20 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 17, 2019 09:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2019 10:17 PM (NbRJx)
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Posted by: Desert Rat John at January 17, 2019 10:37 PM (b3dY5)
I don't see how I can love President Trump more...then he trumps another dim.
Non-stop smiling today at the sheer audacity and courage of this great POTUS we the people have!
May God protect him, his family and security tonight and always.
The Dims are probably very tranquilized right now. Never, in modern history, has a President cared so much for his country. We should always elect non-politicians who don't care if they are re-elected again!
Enjoy this, Morons, no one can fill his shoes. We are living in amazing times.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at January 18, 2019 12:24 AM (7Mozs)
386 My testicles are gonna descend any day now! You watch and see!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro - furiously fapping to his sister's bewbz with Michelle Fields missing arm at January 17, 2019 07:38 PM (wPRX+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at January 18, 2019 12:31 AM (7Mozs)
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