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"After she threatened to cancel the SOTU, Trump told Pelosi her upcoming trip overseas was cancelled. Boom. Because of the shutdown. He also canceled a planned trip by several of his Cabinet members to the annual economic forum and schmooze-fest in Davos, Switzerland. So where is the downside to *any* of this? I'm telling you, this government shutdown is getting better and better each day."
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HA at January 18, 2019 11:09 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 18, 2019 11:09 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:09 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:09 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:10 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:11 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:11 AM (Z216Q)
St. Peter is at the Golden Gates. To what do you think they're attached?
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:11 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Shep at January 18, 2019 11:12 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (Z216Q)
People are afraid. I can read it in their faces even as they flash me welcoming smiles. Gov is shutdown but you cannot shut down the human spirit. Back to the duck pond and they are still ringed around a lone ripple. Like the current disruption in an otherwise astounding country? I tilt my head back but the clouds give no answers and no succor. Head back towards the diner hoping that night may uncover what daylight hides.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Shep at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:11 AM (wW03z)
Probably clouds and shit
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: dantesed at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (NrQPT)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self identify as a Moron at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (YezGB)
St. Peter is at the Golden Gates. To what do you think they're attached?
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:11 AM
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Shhh, don't confuse them with logic.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (tVDnh)
1) That Goodfellas caption is *awesome* and so extremely fitting - exactly how I feel about it.
2) I think the BB pic doesn't look as much like her as others because she's got an open mouth and is smiling instead of her trademark sexy pout.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 18, 2019 11:12 AM (I2dne)
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That was the reason for the drop of Mars from the title, yeah. But people put too much emphasis on the name change for the movie failing.
The ad campaign was a disaster in general. The trailers are terrible, assume that you already know who John Carter is (since he's such a cultural mainstay \sarc), and never really establish anything about the story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (NrQPT)
That's Russia too.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (3HNOQ)
Bill does your wife have a wall?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Splenda wall
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (NrQPT)
Looks like some sort of pimple.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (qmw9b)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
She did, but Paolo took care of that.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (8Wq0q)
Posted by: bluebell
Pearly gate, pep, pearly gates. I must have San Fran on my mind.
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (NrQPT)
St. Peter is at the Golden Gates. To what do you think they're attached?
So, Cap'n Crunchy isn't a Christian, is he?
Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.
Ahoy!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)
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Also shocking: how many people think this is happening at the state or local level, too. People worrying that road maintenance will stop on local streets and highways, for example.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Sheena Easton at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Saint Peter at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (tVDnh)
People are afraid. I can read it in their faces even as they flash me welcoming smiles. Gov is shutdown but you cannot shut down the human spirit. Back to the duck pond and they are still ringed around a lone ripple. Like the current disruption in an otherwise astounding country? I tilt my head back but the clouds give no answers and no succor. Head back towards the diner hoping that night may uncover what daylight hides.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)
I would have thought Beto's journal would be cooler, like, "Dude! Cool skateboard! Hey, you got any blunt?"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (JgLEu)
You don't even want to know about his Elevensie.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (8Wq0q)
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I can imagine his afternoon tea, dinner, and supper too!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (8Wq0q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (NrQPT
One of the Baltic's.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)
The primary unit of currency in Egypt is the "crumb."
Let us all hope that Nancy Pelosi has saved up enough crumbs to barter for a first class ticket to Egypt in these trying times amidst a government shutdown.
Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (KUaJL)
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My brother is like that. I am not. If I don't have protein in the morning, I am grumpy and lethargic all day. Eggs - the miracle food - do nicely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 18, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
No, I say no, she does not. She is very welcoming to immigrants, jes?
Posted by: Bill's pool boy at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (qmw9b)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)
And you're surprised?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM
This.
Posted by: Quentin T. at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (tHAoL)
OMG samurai goes down. Kristol must have folded his stupidity like 80,000,000 times.
Posted by: Deadliest Warrior at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (ymnmz)
Ever Notice the NeverTrumpers Urge Compromise and Conciliation with Leftists But Offer Nothing But Contempt and Never-Ending Attacks towards Conservatives?
Not a unique problem. The Catholic hierarchy deals mildly with the extreme heterodox but cracks down on traditional Catholicism as a threat, if not a mental illness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (BWL+E)
The largest single group of asylum seekers ever to cross into the U.S. tunneled beneath the border wall near San Luis, Arizona, on Monday, voluntarily turning themselves into Customs and Border Protection, according to the agency.
The agency says 179 of the record 376 people who crossed were children, including over 30 unaccompanied minors -- children under 18 traveling on their own.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Road to Barstow. Mile marker signs are faded, in disrepair - 215 or 245? On a drive like this distances are illusions. The heart of this country lies beside the oasis. However many miles it takes I'll find it. Willie blasting on my AirPods. Hit a straightaway and start a drumroll on the steering wheel. Full from the cobbler but not satisfied - satisfaction comes with experience. The next person I meet as I roam may be myself.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (wlVt0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)
Leftists are ignorant of the facts, you say?
Shocker.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (Izzlo)
Trump: Has she said Palamino yet?
Sarah: Not yet.
Trump: Fvck her, I'm getting another burger. You want McDonalds or Wendy's?
Posted by: Cold Rage at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (Zq4E3)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019
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Latvia?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Ah, the petrochemical powerhouse of the Baltics.
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (7faTs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (QviAd)
Talking to leftists about the shutdown its almost criminal how
unbelievably ignorant they are about congressional process and what has
been happening. They literally have no idea. They are utterly unaware of
what is going on or how the system works, or what is the cause of all
this. And they are really belligerent and hostile about their ignorance
as well. Insulting, angry, and aggressive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)
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That is what I call "The arrogance of Ignorance."
See also Dunning-Kruger Effect.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (XSSCs)
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Ah, not anything I was aware of. I am pretty tuned out from a lot of that. Appreciate the context!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)
People are afraid. I can read it in their faces even as they flash me welcoming smiles. Gov is shutdown but you cannot shut down the human spirit. Back to the duck pond and they are still ringed around a lone ripple. Like the current disruption in an otherwise astounding country? I tilt my head back but the clouds give no answers and no succor. Head back towards the diner hoping that night may uncover what daylight hides.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)
Skip to the part where he's hunted by people wearing skull bandannas during Purge Night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)
Bill does your wife have a wall?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
No, I say no, she does not. She is very welcoming to immigrants, jes?
Posted by: Bill's pool boy at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (qmw9b)
Sugar walls. Yes.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (ymnmz)
After all, Orange Man Bad.
The paper hasn't said a word about Trump cancelling Nancy's junket - I guess they've figured out that this is not a good look for Congressional Democrats.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)
Throw that shit right back in their face. I do. They don't have the market cornered on insulting, angry, and aggressive.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: clutch at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (JPC1r)
WTF is it with the beans at breakfast with those limeys, huh?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (NrQPT)
Looks like some sort of pimple.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (qmw9b)
Kalliningrad. Technically part of Russia and gateway to invading the Baltic states.
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (7faTs) "
If Bree Olson was Captain Marvel, maybe I'd actually watch it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JT at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (x98e1)
Posted by: Shep at January 18, 2019 11:13 AM (pUDQf)
Heaven? No, Reporters go to the circles of hell designated for Fraud and Treachery...
They live on the border.
Posted by: Dante at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (NgKpN)
Looks like the location of Estonia but that can't be right.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Shep at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: JAS at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (3HNOQ)
Uhhh, Bill's jewish, so...no.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (pLgt/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (BWL+E)
St. Peter is at the Golden Gates. To what do you think they're attached?
So, Cap'n Crunchy isn't a Christian, is he?
Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.
Ahoy!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM (HaL55)"
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That's the biggest fuckup in 2016 on the part of the Dems and their fake-conservative shills; their behavior was so abhorrent as to drive many of the devoutly religious to decide that effective secular leadership was better than moonbats in office.
Kristol and his cuck parade can't get much traction with "but muh bible" anymore because arguing in bad faith to support what the leftist nutters are pushing is so transparently un-Christian.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (67XdO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:14 AM (XSSCs)
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Ah, not anything I was aware of. I am pretty tuned out from a lot of that. Appreciate the context!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (I2dne)
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Find them on Youtube.
Imagine yourself in a theater, prepared to watch some other movie, and then the teaser for this movie called John Carter comes up.
Does it make you want to see it, or just leave you with questions that you don't feel like getting answers to?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (4ErVI)
From a cosmological standpoint, if Hell has a wall, doesn't Heaven effectively have one too?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
1. My mate is going to rebuild and upgrade my gaming computer.
2. Hockey is a thing that exists.
3. Found some new interesting Korean music. (Also listened to some Chinese pop music last night. On that front, at least, the Koreans have no worries.)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
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English breakfast: Fuel for big, manly men doing hard work in a chilly climate. Also, gateway to a heart attack.
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 11:16
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Yep. Skip the beans and toast.
Posted by: irright at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (0TYt/)
The agency says 179 of the record 376 people who crossed were children, including over 30 unaccompanied minors -- children under 18 traveling on their own.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Nancy and her dem brigade need to be publicly regaled with first person stories out of these unaccompanied minors of how many times they were raped on the way here. Do it on TV , online. Then demand Nancy explain why a wall and change in laws is not necessary.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (bLfL5)
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I'm gonna go with yes because Bob Dylan was Knockin' On Heaven's Door.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (pLgt/)
That thread, and the link, is going to cost me money out the ass.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:16 AM
Blood pudding sausage.
I can scratch up a recipe for the 2nd Ed., if needed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (8eVay)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (pLgt/)
Yep. Kaliningrad, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Huh, for some reason, I thought they no longer had that.
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (NrQPT)
I didn't respond. What would be the point?
All of humanity has been "migrating" since Adam and Eve got kicked out of the Garden. We've "migrated" to every single corner of the entire world. Native Americans migrated from Siberia all the way to the end of Argentina.
But the biggest reason that it's pointless to respond is that not a single one of these people is honestly "open border". Not a single one of them is advocating for us to stop issuing Visas and just let anyone come, or stop sending people home who overstay their Visa. Not a one of them is advocating that all a farmer from South Africa has to do is get a plane ticket to get here and they can stay forever with no actual application for refuge or assylum. Or plane loads of dudes from Russia escorting mail-order-brides...
But I think I'm going to start pushing that notion... if someone claims to be Open Border... make them own it.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (BD/yx)
And The Bible mentions NATIONS quite a lot. Meaning there are borders n' shit.
I HATE the left and I HATE the Never Trumpers equally.
DIAF, assholes.
Posted by: Sponge at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
Follow-up question: Is it meant to keep them out, or keep us in?
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (pLgt/)
That thread, and the link, is going to cost me money out the ass.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (fBFz0)
You're both welcome
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)
What's all the burnt crap on Michael Moore's top plate at the 5:00 position?
Posted by: clutch at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (JPC1r)
Black pudding or blood pudding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK
"...
Shit, I knew I forgot something
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (67XdO)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (9LIpg)
Posted by: DJIA Shutdown Deathwatch at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (8Wq0q)
Looks like the location of Estonia but that can't be right.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019
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Ace is irritable about wordplay. If we do too many puns in this thread, will estonia?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM
Be glad they're not boomerangs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (DMUuz)
Königsberg, I believe. Part of Prussia that they kept.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (vfOIM)
Being Jewish I may give him a break on knowing the Christian Bible but still.
I'm not familiar with what the Torah says.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (QviAd)
Posted by: pep
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Kaliningrad oblast. Used to be Danzig, Prussia
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (0TYt/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (BWL+E)
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Except for the hockey pucks, which still no one has told me what they are.
Is that even English? Well, you know what I mean.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (tVDnh)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
Re-built the wife's chainsaw yesterday.
Posted by: BignJames at January 18, 2019 11:23 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:23 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: clutch
No idea. I thought sausage patties, but those are light brown at 12:00.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 11:23 AM (tHAoL)
Trade that for sausage patties and you've got a damned fine breakfast.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (vfOIM)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (fBFz0)
Lol! I feel you man.
*starts building knife target*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (pLgt/)
They are unaware that a bill was on the floor
They are unaware that the bill is being prevented from coming to a vote
They are unaware that Democrats are able to block a vote through procedural devices
They are unaware that this is a virtual filibuster by the Democrats
They are unaware that the bill has passed the House already
They just have no clue what is going on. They think Trump is somehow just creating a shutdown by fiat, and think that the Republicans are refusing to allow a bill to reach the floor. They're totally unaware of what is going on, at any level. All they know is Trump Bad and the wall is immoral and won't work so people are starving because they aren't being paid, or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (39g3+)
You could've asked her to kill herself. She may not have taken your suggestion, but we should never let it be said that we've passed on the opportunity to helpfully suggest herd-culling methods to the herd.
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (Bdeb0)
Yep. Kaliningrad, IIRC.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Huh, for some reason, I thought they no longer had that.
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (NrQPT)
Sigh.
No, they have it. They have nukes there and won't give it up.
So I can't go visit Konnigsberg because Russian holds a grudge worse than a murdered Japanese schoolgirl....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (0RhVK)
Is that what happens to us? No time for friends? Only our enemies leave
roses. Violent lives ending violently. McCain understood. Humans are
savage in nature. No matter how much you try to dress it up, to disguise
it. McCain saw society's true face. Chose to be a parody of it, a joke. I
heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Life seems
harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor
says "Treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town. Go
see him. That should pick you up". Man bursts into tears. "But doctor",
he says, "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare
drum. Curtains.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (MkcN1)
I can scratch up a recipe for the 2nd Ed., if needed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (DMUuz)
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Not needed.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (tVDnh)
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (+y/Ru)
Black pudding. Blutwurst, in German.
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
I can scratch up a recipe for the 2nd Ed., if needed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (DMUuz)
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Not needed.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (tVDnh)
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Have your own, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (XSSCs)
How many native americans does this local lady let stay in her house?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
Hoo Boy. Am I a fucking nerd.
So - when I fly back from Buenos Aires tomorrow - I got a sim-racing rig waiting for me to put together. Seat, mounts for the pedals and wheel, three-monitors, the whole nine yards.
I started doing the iRacing thing last month - and it's about as much fun as I've ever had with my clothes on.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (fBFz0)
Check out her videos with Serge Gainesbourg if you haven't seen them. Initials BB, Bonnie and Clyde, Comic Strip, and the scandalous unreleased version of "Je t'aime Moi Non Plus"
Posted by: itsatax at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (G0PUA)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:15 AM (NLLmE)
Kalinigrad, formerly Konigsburg under the previous (Prussian) administration. A little bit of the Rodina tucked in between Poland and Lithuania.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (NrQPT)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (DMUuz)
https://youtu.be/oxNnrG0sTj8
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (0TYt/)
Posted by: Sponge at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (F4u7C)
If he was Rorschach I'd vote for him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (39g3+)
You could've asked her to kill herself. She may not have taken your suggestion, but we should never let it be said that we've passed on the opportunity to helpfully suggest herd-culling methods to the herd.
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (Bdeb0)
Why would the loser get a say in anything? The defeated should know their place and stfu.
Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (h5Df3)
I look forward to our fish wrap's other fave "conservatives" next week:
Max Boot, George Will, and Jen Rubin.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
Ordered a kit to rework my 12 gauge Rem, 870 into a home defense shotgun.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (pLgt/)
Yes, this is me in the prayer chain.
I am writing to ask for your help. To be clear, I have asked for and received help already. I wanted all to know that. Circumstances are such that I find myself needing ask another time.
-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated. Please pray that he gets a job.
https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment
The campaign tells the story, but this is my situation:
I am partially handicapped, with limited mobility and only 25% use of my strong right arm. Up until June, I was still able to drive for Uber, and did so for over a year. I was deactivated as a driver at that time.
My only family is a brother who I was helping financially while working. My "friends", I found, consisted of those from a marriage of 17 years which ended three years ago. I have been turned down for welfare benefits because, as reported, I made too much money this last year to qualify. I applied for SSDI, and am awaiting their first denial, as I'm told this is their standard practice.
While working, I had built up a small reserve of money, one that was used up recently to pay an oral surgeon to treat a badly abscessed tooth.
I have been everywhere in applying for jobs, and in the past 6 months have only gotten 3 days of good freelance work, and 5 days of temp work. I will find something, as failure is not an option. In the meantime, I am looking at homelessness very soon. This is the reason for my request. Anything you could do would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for listening, and I have put my email in my nic if anyone would like to contact me off of the board. I will post this once only per thread for today and tomorrow. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (ffYR/)
As an antidote to toxicity, what's some good stuff going on in the lives of Morons?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
Our rescue Borzoi, Honey, is perking up and looking happy to be with us. I feed her, change her water, walk up and down the driveway when she's out in the yard, but she sucks up to Her Majesty. I'm accustomed to this sort of thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (BWL+E)
"Would you like butter on your popcorn or will you do that yourself?"
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (8erNz)
Fine - I assume that Pelosi will have no objection to the State Department releasing her planned itinerary, since she wasn't planning in stopping in Egypt or anything. (Egypt is very nice this time of year.)
Alternatively, some enterprising right-wing reporter should call up the press officer at US Embassy Cairo to see if a Congressional delegation visit had been planned - these trips are planned weeks in advance.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (I2/tG)
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Like this? This doesn't even make sense.
Apparently, the incumbent President's party is (shocker!) pressuring people not to primary the incumbent.
@BillKristol says:
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to build to shield themselves from the voters.
This guy is just babbling now. That's incoherent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: front toward enemy at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (fbP3X)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (0TYt/)
Danzig is now Gdansk, Poland.
It's on my bucket list
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:25 AM (NrQPT)
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"Heaven is outside of our temporal experience. Anyone who uses our constructs of heaven that help us understand something rather inexplicable in a political fight is a moron.
What do you say, Mr. Thought Leader Conservative?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (FTlwv)
I hope these reports are greatly exaggerated. Or at least they have an extended visa program.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf)
Kaliningrad - a city-state that Russia stole from one of the Blatic countries.
Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (eAZVt)
@BillKristol says:
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to build to shield themselves from the voters.
This guy is just babbling now. That's incoherent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)
I too know 3 german words.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (eAZVt)
Going to go see a presentation on the naval battles on Lake Erie during the War of 1812 tomorrow.
Posted by: clutch at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (JPC1r)
155 If international conflicts were settled with dance-offs, South Korea would rule the world.
Yeah, but international conflicts are STARTED by video editing and post-production...
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 18, 2019 11:22 AM (BD/yx)
Uh, I am. But then, I'm not an "open border" type.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (3sjI6)
Isn't that the porn girl Charlie Sheen gave AIDS to?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:18 AM (7faTs) "
If Bree Olson was Captain Marvel, maybe I'd actually watch it.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Damnit Brie Larson. I ruined a funny.
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (7faTs)
If he was Rorschach I'd vote for him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (39g3+)
He'd do the right thing. No matter what.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)
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He's too much man for any one continent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)
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It's cultural appropriation.
He must be shamed from polite society now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (ANN96)
I suspect it's got more to do with him being forced to testify under oath myself, because if there is one thing we learned about cohen, he is incapable of telling the truth.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf)
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I'm relying on my mom going first and putting in a good word for me.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (tVDnh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (39g3+) "
CODEL trip in alley this morning. Presidential letter on burst tires. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourkeschach at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP
challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost
and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to
build to shield themselves from the voters.
This guy is just babbling now. That's incoherent.
Oh come on he didn't actual write that did he? AOC hack his twit?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (MkcN1)
As good as the 1st plate looks, the mushrooms/tomatoes/beans are a net negative.
Posted by: JTinKC at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (WN4Rn)
Posted by: f2000 at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (WLC+D)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Here's a question for Nancy. You say a wall is immoral, although a wall is inert, and only does one thing, namely prevent people from moving from A to B. In the next breath, you say it won't work, and you have much more effective means to keep people out, like a virtual wall, drones, BP, etc.
If a wall is immoral, aren't your "more effective means" even more immoral?
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (NrQPT)
Going to go see a presentation on the naval battles on Lake Erie during the War of 1812 tomorrow.
Posted by: clutch at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (JPC1r)
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Nice.
I have a friend from Erie, PA who was supposed to drop off a couple copies of my book to one of the historical societies up there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (ANN96)
Danzig is now Gdansk, Poland.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:24 AM (vfOIM)
Glenn Gdansk doesn't have the same ring to it
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (/qEW2)
Isn't that the porn girl Charlie Sheen gave AIDS to?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (39g3+)
This may explain her expression in that portrait make of breakfast snacks.
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (7faTs)
After all, *Pelosi* brought up the "we really shouldn't be doing all this during a shutdown" idea.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (q7IoS)
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Also, there was no booze on board. Only munitions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Taken from Germany, actually - Kaliningrad is about half of the former German East Prussia (Poland got the other half).
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (I2/tG)
So has the DNC responded to getting bu-fu'd dry yesterday? Or just waiting for the ink to dry on the Articles of Impeachment?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (n2qRY)
I'm embarrassed that I subscribed to The Weekly Standard for so many years. I had no idea at the time its editor was a Fool Factory product and a pretentious idiot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (BWL+E)
If you don't get in I have no shot.
Oh well, most of my friends will be in the other place anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 11:28 AM (pUDQf)
It's fascinating how someone with only 112 subscribers is still considered a "person whose opinion means shit".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)
If a wall is immoral, aren't your "more effective means" even more immoral?
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (NrQPT)
Stop mansplaining. You privileged agent of the patriarchy.l
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (KUaJL)
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP
challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost
and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to
build to shield themselves from the voters.
This guy is just babbling now. That's incoherent.
Oh come on he didn't actual write that did he? AOC hack his twit?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
authentic frontier gibberish
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM
And that's a good thing. No self-respecting large land mass would want to admit that he was in-continent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (DMUuz)
That's the biggest fuckup in 2016 on the part of the Dems and their
fake-conservative shills; their behavior was so abhorrent as to drive
many of the devoutly religious to decide that effective secular
leadership was better than moonbats in office.
Kristol and his cuck
parade can't get much traction with "but muh bible" anymore because
arguing in bad faith to support what the leftist nutters are pushing is
so transparently un-Christian.
I still recall the Dems booing the inclusion of the word "God" at their convention back in '012. That told me everything anyone would need to know about their future.
My goodness, we're a Christian country. Our legal system is based on the Ten Commandments. The presumption of innocence is a Christian principle.
IMHO, we're in a much larger war than what we're currently seeing. And we see an awful lot. Pick your side very carefully, it may be the last decision you get to make.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (HaL55)
I take it Stupid Cap'n Bill is saying we can simply take over his cruise ship any time we want.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (MkcN1)
Yesterday, The Five were discussing cruises. Gutfeld said he hated them. I think it was Dana who said he went on a National Review cruise. Once. He replied, "Never, ever get stuck at the bar with those guys" or something to that effect.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Stupid Troll at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Roper at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (oVIA6)
This snippet, especially. These guys are just twerps. The oh-so-clever students who could arrange words to make their teachers think for a second.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (/D1gp)
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Then, what's "local" lady doing here? I don't think she's offering up her own living space to coordinate with her empty virtue signalling. These idiots are insufferable.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (JoUsr)
Somewhere I have a biography (hagiography?) of Churchill that laments the Rosbif palate, "how a perfectly good pheasant or woodcock can run the gamut of the English kitchen and emerge resembling nothing so much as a ski boot boiled in shampoo".
I've got to find that book...
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (8erNz)
If you don't get in I have no shot.
Oh well, most of my friends will be in the other place anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (/tuJf)
This. That's why I'm in AZ, to get used to the heat.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (pLgt/)
Posted by: f2000 at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (WLC+D)
Ok, she's on. I'll hold the door open for her as she leaves.
Funny, but folk like that never want to take me up on the offer...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf)
Or "anchor-decedents" are permitted.
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)
(Music icon) They will find the streets are guarded by
The United States Marines.
(/music icon)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (FTPVM)
I love how the commie cocksuckers always trot out some trite, superficial reference to Jesus and God when they paint themselves into a corner. And they throw it up like a cross against vampires.
Deplorables kryptonite.
Yes Cabin Boy, I called you a commie.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2019 11:32 AM (veoSD)
Seems like the industry has abandoned home 3D tech. They've decided 4k is better. Probably because they discovered people aren't that interested in wearing annoying glasses and making sure they sit at precisely the right spot to use them when they are at home.
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (cAnNx)
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They have, in TVs.
Projectors is a different question.
3D is apparently an easy and rather cheap addition to existing 4K projectors. There's no appreciable difference in price on models that have 3D and those that don't, and they just keep churning them out.
The sliver of the market that's interested in projectors must like 3D a lot more than the general TV market.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (ANN96)
Pelosi's office is claiming that they weren't stopping in Egypt, and
that the stop in Brussels was merely a required "pilot rest stop" on the
way to Afghanistan. Weird - when Presidents fly to Afghanistan, they
do so nonstop from Washington - I guess Air Force One doesn't have
"pilot rest stop" rules.
Fine - I assume that Pelosi will have no objection to the State
Department releasing her planned itinerary, since she wasn't planning in
stopping in Egypt or anything. (Egypt is very nice this time of year.)
Alternatively, some enterprising right-wing reporter should call up
the press officer at US Embassy Cairo to see if a Congressional
delegation visit had been planned - these trips are planned weeks in
advance.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (I2/tG)
If only there was a right-wing reporter that existed outside of one's imagination.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)
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Then, what's "local" lady doing here? I don't think she's offering up her own living space to coordinate with her empty virtue signalling. These idiots are insufferable.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (JoUsr)
Also the NA Indians came here from Asia. So they're an immigrant too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)
Here's a question for Nancy. You say a wall is immoral, although a wall
is inert, and only does one thing, namely prevent people from moving
from A to B. In the next breath, you say it won't work, and you have
much more effective means to keep people out, like a virtual wall,
drones, BP, etc.
Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who believe in two completely opposite ideas at the same time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)
Bullshit. The stop in Brussels was for a NATO meeting.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (tHAoL)
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Me too! A great big mouthful and down the gullet and I'm good to go!
Posted by: Shep! at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (vg8iE)
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Polish hotels know what's up. They don't screw around when it comes to breakfast.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (h5Df3)
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He's too much man for any one continent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)
"He's too much blob for any one continent." There. FIFY.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)
175 @BillKristol says:
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to build to shield themselves from the voters.
This guy is just babbling now. That's incoherent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)
I too know 3 german words.
pardon me?
Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (0TYt/)
The stupid is very strong on that bench.
Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (Y274z)
No? So why not?
It's against the law, you say? What if I do it anyway?
I'll be arrested? Ok. What if after I do it, my entire country does it to you and you can't arrest everyone?
Bill? Bill? Stay with me here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Captain Ned at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (XIfux)
Portland radicals like to put "Occupied Chinook Land" or whatever as their location on Twitter. They never seem to volunteer to move "back" to Europe, for some reason.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (I2/tG)
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Shhhh...don't tell her they came from Asia.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (vg8iE)
It's silly to use logic. They're afraid the Wall will work, period.
Raise the price.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (vfOIM)
Posted by: Roper at January 18, 2019 11:31 AM (oVIA6)
This.
Someone tweet this at Capt Soy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)
That has been most of the people I've ever known. The more people I get to know, the less I want to get to know people at all.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (BXMxN)
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Shhhh...don't tell her they came from Asia.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (vg8iE)
Can we tell her they lost and don't get a say in things?
Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (h5Df3)
175 @BillKristol says:
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to build to shield themselves from the voters.
This guy is just babbling now. That's incoherent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2019 11:26 AM (AzW6q)
I too know 3 german words.
pardon me?
Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev at January 18, 2019 11:33 AM (sGtp+)
Forget it, he's rolling
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
A young mom at our church wants me to teach her 9-year-old son how to play chess. He is enthusiastic about it. I ordered a chess set for him and it should be here in a few days. I have a chess book for him, too. Lessons will start next Monday. I'm worried about how exactly to do this, but the little boy is whip-smart so I'm counting on him to make up for any of my deficiencies.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (qmw9b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)
I'm assuming she's NOT a recognized member of a tribe, in which case you might suggest that you can come by her place and forklift her onto the nearest freight dock. Set up a gofundme and I'll put in $20.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (8erNz)
Dang, we had never thought of doing that before!
Thanks judge - you're just smarter than tens of thousands of electrical engineers!
Posted by: Electric Utilities at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:35 AM (BXMxN)
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I can't wait for the checks to stop once the Iranian billionaire realizes he's getting nothing from his investment.
Kristol et al will be without funds, claiming to be conservative, but no one will pay them to maintain their lifestyles.
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Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2019 11:20 AM (cAnNx)
I hated 3D gimmicks. Woah, the arrow is coming right out at the screen at you! How innovative! Did you think of that one yourself?
And everyone who already wears glasses has to chose between awkwardly wearing two pairs of glasses or not actually being able to see.
Literally the only thing good thing to ever come out of the 3D fad was that awful Beowulf adaptation a while back, and that's because they rendered Angelina Jolie's assets in great detail.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (Z216Q)
232
175 @BillKristol says:
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP
challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost
and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to
build to shield themselves from the voters.
Sick! Burn!
Posted by: Granny Rictus at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: rickb223
And to charge the batteries on the Tesla Electrical Plane.
Takes about 6 days to charge, but unlike Pelousi, no emissions.
Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL)
And she had a tail! If you're...into that sort of thing.
*hides Japanese porn collection*
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Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (/qEW2)
Bingo!
Wondering if that's one reason the MSM and Dems are so busy remining us about the plight of the poor, unappreciated, forgotten federal employees --- because life seems just fine without them.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (W+vEI)
They are insulated. By the air separating them.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (Bvcbh)
If he has a smart phone, download an app for him so he can practice.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (QviAd)
Sunny side up.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
I like my breakfast like I like my women.
With another man's dick in them.
Posted by: Bill Krystol at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (KUaJL)
Sunny side up.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
Runny?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (Ct55T)
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And the Congressional checkbook. Pelosi can deal with $$$ to undermine PDJT.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (MIKMs)
I hated 3D gimmicks. Woah, the arrow is coming right out at the screen at you! How innovative! Did you think of that one yourself?
And everyone who already wears glasses has to chose between awkwardly wearing two pairs of glasses or not actually being able to see.
Literally the only thing good thing to ever come out of the 3D fad was that awful Beowulf adaptation a while back, and that's because they rendered Angelina Jolie's assets in great detail.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL)
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Good 3D is immersive. Bad 3D is many things, but it tends to be gimmicky nonsense (it can also be outright bad. Look up reviews of Clash of the Titans from a decade ago).
And Beowulf is really good. It's more like a master's thesis deconstruction of the original poem than a straight up adaptation, but I find it both entertaining and interesting.
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Posted by: Jeb! at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (I2/tG)
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Significant time fiddling with a rubbly mass of loose curds that looked like a complete wreck and occasioned a lot of doubt is now, finally, slowly, beginning to look like an actual Stilton cheese in Zod's cheese-fridge. Patience pays. Three months from now...
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)
"SHut up! I love killing babies, that makes me the ultimate arbiter of what is moral!"
--Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (39g3+)
Anyone have any idea what this is all about? He keeps bringing up the father in law over and over.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (0TYt/)
Sunny side up.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
Runny?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019
*
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Spicy hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: human at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (tZ4Qu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (eHOVP)
But not for the 3D gimmick.
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I had some thoughts about that movie...
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I'm guessing it's due to the effect in projection vs. flat panel TVs.
I've a Samsung curve 3D capable, and one has to stay surprisingly still to get the right effect. Not so w/the Epson 3D projector - oddly enough, one can move a bit and still be ok.
Either way, I don't really care for the whole 3D thing...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)
Well, yes.
And a great chasm one must cross before arriving at said wall.
And extreme vetting once you're there.
Posted by: DocJ at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (NYS7S)
They are insulated. By the air separating them.
Posted by: t-bird at January 18, 2019 11:38 AM (Bvcbh)
Good to know we can shut the entire EPA down now that Rando Judge #5 is on top of things.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (w54mS)
On the local news this morning: state is providing February food stamps in advance because they fear the prolonged shutdown might interrupt them.
They know that sh#t gets real when foodstamps aren't delivered!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
That main early scene where he fights the monster naked, that was an amazing display of how to depict a nude man without showing his ween
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (bWBdM)
If you don't get in I have no shot.
Oh well, most of my friends will be in the other place anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (/tuJf)
If I get in, my friends will be all "how did *you* get in here?"
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (qmw9b)
native americans that said that if you weren't NA then you were a
migrant and had no right to say anything *at all* about who else got to
be here.
You know what I like to say to people like that ? Make me. That's right ... make me, sugar-tits. Come shut me up.
They want to make this a battle of wills ? Oh Baby - let's play. I'm just waiting on somebody to say "Go".
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (fBFz0)
.............
remind anyone who says that, that so-called Native Americans are NOT natives..
they migrated from Siberial 10-20,000 years ago.
There are NO native Americans.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (so+oy)
I'm guessing it's due to the effect in projection vs. flat panel TVs.
I've a Samsung curve 3D capable, and one has to stay surprisingly still to get the right effect. Not so w/the Epson 3D projector - oddly enough, one can move a bit and still be ok.
Either way, I don't really care for the whole 3D thing...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)
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I like it, but not much more.
Prometheus looks fantastic in 3D (that's how I saw it in theaters).
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Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (7faTs)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)
Sorry, Pelosi's office claimed that the stop in Brussels was for a required "pilot rest stop".
Apparently they were nervous about stopping off in a rich European city to go shopping.
Posted by: Jeb! at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (I2/tG)
I AM CO-EQUAL TO THE PRESIDENT AND CAN'T FIND MY LUGGAGE?
AND WHO THE HELL IS THIS "CODEL"?
AND WHY DID HE LEAVE HIS LUGGAGE IN FRONT OF MY DOOR?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (RpM6k)
Posted by: St. Peter at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (tZ4Qu)
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Izzlo)
Sunny side up.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Easy Over at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (DMUuz)
It's fascinating how someone with only 112 subscribers is still considered a "person whose opinion means shit".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 18, 2019 11:30 AM (3sjI6)
100 of those subscribers are people who want to mock him later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (BWL+E)
But not for the 3D gimmick.
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I had some thoughts about that movie...
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I think I recall...
hotshot.
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Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (q177U)
Pelosi's office is claiming that they weren't stopping in Egypt, and that the stop in Brussels was merely a required "pilot rest stop" on the way to Afghanistan. Weird - when Presidents fly to Afghanistan, they do so nonstop from Washington - I guess Air Force One doesn't have "pilot rest stop" rules.
By rest stop she means stopping to restock the bar.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (TAmPV)
Does heaven have a wall?
Well, yes.
And a great chasm one must cross before arriving at said wall.
And extreme vetting once you're there.
Posted by: DocJ at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (NYS7S)
Hey if Hawaiian Judge says we cant have a wall, maybe he can approve a 3000 mile moat around the country like Hawaii has.
Posted by: Granny Rictus at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (ymnmz)
1) I've taken-up ice fishing
2) I've joined the Masons
And I'm thoroughly enjoying both experiences.
Posted by: DocJ at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (NYS7S)
Sunny side up.
Posted by: eleven
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ground up and in the freezer.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (tHAoL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (CWvyb)
Kristol et al will be without funds, claiming to be conservative, but no one will pay them to maintain their lifestyles.
One of the days of my life I most regret is when a coworker who'd gone to school with Omidyar was trying to get me to invest in his thing, that it really didn't matter WHAT it was but Omidyar was just about the smartest guy he'd ever known, and the guy I was talking with was somewhat smarter than I am so...
I kinda blew him off, and I'm a couple billion poorer for my misjudgment. Mind you, at the time we were both working for a guy who is now a very famous billionaire and wealthier than Omidyar, and I don't think either one of us really saw it in him.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (8erNz)
That main early scene where he fights the monster naked, that was an amazing display of how to depict a nude man without showing his ween
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (39g3+)
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Yeah, that's awkward.
Either just show the wang or be less cutesy about hiding it.
My guess is that they put it together, showing everything, and the MPAA forced them to hide it. That's pure guesswork on my part, though. I could be way wrong.
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*
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Looking at small houses and condos, with an eye to finally getting out of the pesthole-within-a-pesthole I've been living in for too many years. Seems like most in my price range need work, though, or are a much longer commute from my job.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (MkcN1)
I'm sure he doesn't even know how to use twitter. He just has a social media staff that posts in his name.
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:39 AM (/tuJf)
Cohen's FIL and Ted Cruz's dad were partners in the Kennedy assassination plot.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (DNj86)
She was going to NATO, Egypt and Afghanistan to run him down and badmouth him on foreign soil.
Thank God for Donald Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (RpM6k)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
Extremely large and loaded with fat?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (qmw9b)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (CWvyb)
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (7faTs)
native americans that said that if you weren't NA then you were a
migrant and had no right to say anything *at all* about who else got to
be here.
---
So she agrees that the illegals are an invading force and should be repelled by any people who have the ability , organization, and appropriate tech?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (4E/ZH)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
I think I recall...
hotshot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK
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Bleeding Fool reposted it, and it got them some heavy traffic.
My Twitter blew up for like 2 whole days.
And by blew up, I mean I got about 100 mentions. It was crazy!
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(I swear, people are so fucking stupid it hurts)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:43 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Max Power at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (q177U)
More like for the going back to bed.
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:43 AM (NLLmE)
That has been most of the people I've ever known. The more people I get to know, the less I want to get to know people at all.
Yeah, that's not psychotic at all, is it? Not even just a teesy-weensy bit.
I watched a JP video this morning and he mentioned something called "blindness blindness." According to psych research, the less you know about a subject, the more certain and confident you tend to be about your personal opinion of it.
He was referring specifically to a class of freshmen he taught one semester. He said (with not a little exasperation), "They literally didn't know anything."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM
Large and meaty ? The SHS Special ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:43 AM (fBFz0)
More proof life is unfair: Nancy Pelosi can receive Holy Communion but I can't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
Divorce?
Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 11:43 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: deepred at January 18, 2019 11:43 AM (AfBox)
Except people didn't really like it much and it was hella expensive.
They've since figured out the way to make money at the theater is to turn it into a cultural movement, active social justice and compel people to watch and like it or be condemned as racist/sexist etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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It always comes back to me with you people.
Posted by: Triggly Puff at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (U7Mh9)
Oddly enough, "theater" 3D is even less picky about one moving... about.
Hmm. Optics as science time?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)
native americans that said that if you weren't NA then you were a
migrant and had no right to say anything *at all* about who else got to
be here.
You know what I like to say to people like that ? Make me. That's right ... make me, sugar-tits. Come shut me up.
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I found that a simple "SHUT UP you ignorant cunt." does the job for me.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
Extremely large and loaded with fat?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (qmw9b)
Comprised almost entirely of pork products?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (Ct55T)
More proof life is unfair: Nancy Pelosi can receive Holy Communion but I can't.
Doesn't it burn her?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Boromir Kristol at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (DNj86)
248 As an antidote to toxicity, what's some good stuff going on in the lives of Morons? Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 18, 2019 11:21 AM (O7MnT)
The Scout troop is going to its first Klondike Derby in at least thirty years this weekend. Two sleds. I told 'em, "Above all else, have fun."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (CWvyb)
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Unconscious and wrapped up in a bag slung over the back of a burro.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: literally serious at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (7faTs)
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (MkcN1)
Whom PDT would destroy, he first drives mad.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (qmw9b)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (TAmPV)
Except people didn't really like it much and it was hella expensive.
They've since figured out the way to make money at the theater is to turn it into a cultural movement, active social justice and compel people to watch and like it or be condemned as racist/sexist etc.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (39g3+)
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Avatar's success helped sell the idea that 3D was the future.
And then other studios kept screwing up the process, everything had it and usually added little if anything to the experience, and yeah, the audience generally grew tired of the physical restraints on their experiences.
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VDH, talking about college students who are fearful of ideas they don't like
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (/qEW2)
did the sauce folks stay in hp with the printer folks, or were they split off into agilent along with the lab equipment?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sGtp+)
I think I recall...
hotshot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK
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Bleeding Fool reposted it, and it got them some heavy traffic.
My Twitter blew up for like 2 whole days.
And by blew up, I mean I got about 100 mentions. It was crazy!
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Off the hook!
I think I posted some movie reviews last year that got up to 2 comments on my site
I'll have to look up Bleeding Fool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (bcbK8)
Scanning comments. Every crack I've wanted to make has already been done by another 'ron or 'ette.
*shakes fist*
Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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She's afraid to do anything, because she knows she'll likely just step into doo-doo again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (ZMWtN)
So what you're saying is that the "native americans" had a very weak immigration policy.
How did that work out for them?
Posted by: DocJ at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (NYS7S)
I dunno he has that cold war mentality locked in, that's not easy to get a 21 year old confused intern to do. Its just a crazy, incoherent cold war mentality.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
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I'm no PhD of Religiousosity, but I've always sort of assumed that type of thing comes with some long-term problems.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (4E/ZH)
and yes, when a new tribe showed up, the older tribes usually didn't volunteer to lay down and let the new tribe's men have their way with their wives.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (tZ4Qu)
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: pep at January 18, 2019 11:29 AM (NrQP
I picture that computer on Star Trek blowing trying to square that circle.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (QviAd)
Oddly enough, "theater" 3D is even less picky about one moving... about.
Hmm. Optics as science time?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)
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It may have something to do with active vs. passive 3D.
Theaters use passive. Most home theater stuff uses active where the glasses actually shutter in some way.
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Nope. Just gates. No wall at all.
https://youtu.be/EV412baN4yk
The song for my funeral.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Karen Pence, Immanuel Christian School, Springfield, VA at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (RpM6k)
He's a pretty good dog. I wish he'd finish healing.
Scary as fuck, though.
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Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (Bdeb0) "
Heaven has a great baseball team, but Hell has all the umpires.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (oZ6kz)
You should have asked her if she'd like to buy a land bridge.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (DNj86)
Portland radicals like to put "Occupied Chinook Land" or whatever as their location on Twitter. They never seem to volunteer to move "back" to Europe, for some reason.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:34 AM (I2/tG
Portland does seem to be a particular brand of "special."
And what's frustrating isn't that this lady was *wrong* it was that she was stupid... which seems mean to me to say because I know her and she's a nice person... but what was the argument? It was that people who are migrants can't morally object to any other migrants EVER. But can the Native Americans object to migrants then? Logically they're migrants too, but if the argument is that Native Americans have a special status to object, then by advocating migration she's doing violence to the Natives and their sovereignty. In which case, she ought to "go back" to wherever her family came from.
It's the incoherence of it.
Like asking if Heaven has a wall.
Every nation on Earth has borders. Every tribe since the beginning of time has had territories. Every people that has ever existed has migrated.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (BD/yx)
Patty Murray was found sleeping on the back of the bus, and when awakened, asked "Oh, we're in Brussels already? Where's my Bloody Mary?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (n2qRY)
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The Scut Farkis collective.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (ZMWtN)
Off the hook!
I think I posted some movie reviews last year that got up to 2 comments on my site
I'll have to look up Bleeding Fool.
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Tiny site of conservative comic book fans.
They only reach out to me to repost my stuff when I write anything remotely associated with comic books.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (ANN96)
https://youtu.be/EV412baN4yk
The song for my funeral.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)
Here's the song for mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0K0mmm6R4
Posted by: Sponge at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (F4u7C)
Scanning comments. Every crack I've wanted to make has already been done by another 'ron or 'ette.
*shakes fist*
Posted by: Hands at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (786Ro)
Bubbelah, come here, let me tell you a little secret...
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (Ct55T)
native americans that said that if you weren't NA then you were a
migrant and had no right to say anything *at all* about who else got to
be here.
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BTW, would you ask her if she locks her doors at night?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (4E/ZH)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (Z216Q)
Big News...some federal hack in black is ordering? electrical transmission lines to be insulated to prevent fires.
Dang, we had never thought of doing that before!
Thanks judge - you're just smarter than tens of thousands of electrical engineers!
Posted by: Electric Utilities
Why doesn't the judge order them to be buried OR transmit the power wirelessly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (aKsyK)
How did that work out for them?
Yeah I'm always confused when someone trots that one out. ...so you're saying we should have stronger immigration policy then? You're arguing the mistake of the Native Americans was letting everyone in without restraint? And you think that helps your case??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM
I haven't found this to be the case; quite the opposite, in fact.
Posted by: Miss Flame at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (4E/ZH) "
I keep my doors unlocked. I like to encourage intruders.
Posted by: Joe Davola at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (eHOVP)
More proof life is unfair: Nancy Pelosi can receive Holy Communion but I can't.
Did the Arcdiocese of San Fransisco reverse itself? Because I believe they forbid her from recieving Communion
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
She can? I thought the Archbishop of SF told her no, she couldn't. Because of her public stance on abortion.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (qmw9b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
She can? I thought the Archbishop of SF told her no, she couldn't. Because of her public stance on abortion.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (qmw9b)
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She's doing God's work by making sure women can kill their children with impunity, sir.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (ANN96)
I couldn't really nail down any totals from 2018 ... my Texas number is based on ~145M barrels for October 2018 (is oil seasonal at all?). At that rate it was ahead of Canada (4.8M/day in 2017) and Iraq (4.5M/day in 2017)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)
Zod likes his breakfast like he likes his women.
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (eHOVP)
No Bill, but it does have a Gate! Come aboard. We're expecting yoooooooouuuuuu.
Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (a0IVu)
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So walls, then.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (4E/ZH)
if you truly believe that the real presence of Christ is present in the Catholic Mass (or Orthodox or so on) then just come down to a church and ask when they do RCIA. they let even me take Communion after that
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (tZ4Qu)
Also, that one-third of some Pacific Northwest coastal tribes were comprised of slaves.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (I2/tG)
Oh come on, that was 2C, tops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Izzlo)
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There's another screening of that soon, on the 21st.
I need to try to go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (ANN96)
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (NgKpN)
+1 with a projectile puke.
I do not do 3D any more. Movies, theme park rides/shows, nothing. I don't do 3D.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (8erNz)
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I'm no PhD of Religiousosity, but I've always sort of assumed that type of thing comes with some long-term problems.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (4E/ZH)
I don't think it does.
Posted by: Someguy at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (h5Df3)
Prometheus looks fantastic in 3D (that's how I saw it in theaters).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:40 AM (ANN96)
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I saw How To Train Your Dragon in 3D with the family. The 3D in this case was immersive, and not "in your face". The flying scenes were incredible, and there was a scene of the village burning, where bits of ash were floating about. My son tried to reach out and grab one.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (8g9zh)
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP
challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost
and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to
build to shield themselves from the voters.
We're his expert witnesses.
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (Z04f8)
@NBCNews
JUST IN: White House issues a directive to executive branch agencies that bars congressional delegation travel on any government aircraft, as well as use of travel expenses, during the shutdown without White House approval.
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (BqBId)
Is the March for Life this weekend in DC?
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (a0IVu)
It's starting within the hour. The Pussy Hats are marching today as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:45 AM (ANN96)
It's kind of hard to fit the little cardboard or plastic glasses over your regular glasses.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:50 AM (W+vEI)
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One of the things that helps 3D a lot is the original brightness of the image, since the 3D effect dims the image so much.
Immortals was released in 3D, but because the original image was so dark, the whole thing looked flat in 3D.
Gravity tends to be very bright for things that aren't space, so it allows for things to pop out more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (ANN96)
"Well we're not gonna serve up our own people in Potlach, white eyes"
--Siskiyou Chief
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (39g3+)
Nanzi Pelosi is the mofo snake in the mofo plane
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (CWvyb)
Prometheus looks fantastic in 3D (that's how I saw it in theaters).
So did Valerian. That's usually my treat to myself once a year, if there's a sci-fi movie that looks interesting. And if the critics pan it.
Both of those things usually equal a decent experience in 3D. Plus a matinee: those are usually only sparsely attended at the theater I usually go to. Got the place mostly to myself.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (HaL55)
Oh come on, that was 2C, tops.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019
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Mmmm . . . Ariel, she of the C-shells . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (7MRhd)
@NBCNews
JUST IN: White House issues a directive to executive branch agencies that bars congressional delegation travel on any government aircraft, as well as use of travel expenses, during the shutdown without White House approval.
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (BqBId)
They can always you know, spend their own money and fly commercial. Like the rest of us peons.
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (a0IVu)
/facepalm
Posted by: Christopher Stephens at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (RpM6k)
@NBCNews
JUST IN: White House issues a directive to executive branch agencies
that bars congressional delegation travel on any government aircraft,
as well as use of travel expenses, during the shutdown without White
House approval.
BURN!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
The song for my funeral.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)
Here's the song for mine.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0K0mmm6R4
Mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF1tMPl_wU
And I'm having a cash bar at mine. Someone has to pay for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:48 AM (fBFz0)
I heard a black guy once say he liked his women like he likes his oatmeal. Thick and lumpy.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (QviAd)
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When my kids were young, our rottweiler was more of a nanny/herder. People who were afraid of her got over it quickly. Look up the 'Good Dog, Carl' series of picture books of a rottie taking care of his kids.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC)
I hope they self combust in their vileness.
Posted by: IC at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (NLLmE)
@NBCNews
JUST IN: White House issues a directive to executive branch agencies that bars congressional delegation travel on any government aircraft, as well as use of travel expenses, during the shutdown without White House approval.
What was that warning about an erection lasting more than 4-hours again?
Posted by: DocJ at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2019 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
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I'm no PhD of Religiousosity, but I've always sort of assumed that type of thing comes with some long-term problems.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Abridged at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (4E/ZH)
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I've always kinda felt that the host could be "neutralized" by The Big Man Upstairs in such cases. Almost like a "take-backsies" clause, where He can say, "Oh, come on, man, no no no no no. That's just a cracker now. Get outta here."
I mean, if He can perform the miracle of Transubstantiation, why not the miracle of Dissubstantiation? Or just giving that particular host a miss in the first place, given His perfect foresight.
The Almighty can't be weakened or lessened by the malice and negligence of sinners. But he can be pissed off...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (tZ4Qu)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (fBFz0)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 18, 2019 11:51 AM (8g9zh)
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Yeah, I'd love to see that in 3D. I own the 3D versions of both movies, but, again, I don't actually have a way to watch them.
Le sigh...one day...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (/qEW2)
It felt like the 5th Element with all the likable characters removed.
I did like the VR shopping planet. That was fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK8)
They can always you know, spend their own money and fly commercial. Like the rest of us peons.
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And develop a deep and abiding relationship with TSA agents who aren't being paid!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (RpM6k)
Also the first episode of Rising of the Shield Hero has a main character that is set up with a phony rape accusation. We made many many Kavanaugh jokes.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Abby at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (bQwwF)
would you like fries with that, your honor?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2019 11:54 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: zeeman at January 18, 2019 11:54 AM (6ao1T)
It felt like the 5th Element with all the likable characters removed.
I did like the VR shopping planet. That was fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (bcbK
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It was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ANN96)
Well, assuming transubstantiation is theologically correct, and nobody's face is melting off, that must be the answer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:54 AM (39g3+)
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When my kids were young, our rottweiler was more of a nanny/herder. People who were afraid of her got over it quickly. Look up the 'Good Dog, Carl' series of picture books of a rottie taking care of his kids.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 18, 2019 11:52 AM (MIKMs)
Logan looks EXACTLY like Carl.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 11:54 AM (bcbK8)
Like asking if Heaven has a wall.
Every nation on Earth has borders. Every tribe since the beginning of time has had territories. Every people that has ever existed has migrated.
Yup. This Charlie Kirk (TPUSA) response on why we need a wall is great, particularly #3, which I haven't heard mentioned before:
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1076470772942671872
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
Zod likes his breakfast like he likes his women.
Posted by: Zod at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Kneeling?
Posted by: joncelli of the howling horde at January 18, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Nancy, your time is long past. It's painful to listen to such bullshit.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry at January 18, 2019 11:55 AM (Z216Q)
Yeah, sorry about that. 10 inches and whatnot.
Posted by: Tommy Lee at January 18, 2019 11:55 AM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2019 11:55 AM (5gT6u)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ANN96)
Yeah, well that's what happens when you replace Bruce Willis with a scuzzy French punk.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (BXMxN)
Maybe she can officially take it but it would hurt like hell--meant literally.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (MkcN1)
https://tinyurl.com/ycd35hhu
Federal court: Planned Parenthood "sting" videos authentic. Texas may defund.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ptqGC)
Except that both home systems are "active" - but the projected image version allows one to move about quite a bit more than the TV.
Either way, it never caught on. 4k TV in the gameroom is awesome.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)
So did Valerian. That's usually my treat to myself once a year, if there's a sci-fi movie that looks interesting. And if the critics pan it."
I thought everything about Valerian was great, except that the two main characters sucked, had terrible lines, and were played by incompetent and uninspiring actors. Other than that flaw in every scene of the entire movie, it was pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (NLLmE)
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Does that involve subway trains?
Posted by: Sandy Westchester at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (RpM6k)
Posted by: Zombie Russ Meyer at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (786Ro)
"Build the wall. We sure wish we had."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 18, 2019 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)
Brilliant idea. Is "Iron Eyes" Cody still alive? He's be great for the part.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (qmw9b)
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This is where the RC church completely loses the plot for me: You can be a legal champion for the Baby Killing Industry, advocate, fund and openly protest for said same cause, and STILL get served.
Happen to marry a wife beater and get out?
FU!! No bread of life for you!!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (bWBdM)
What was that warning about an erection lasting more than 4-hours again?
I'd say I want to have Trump's baby, but aside from the lack of a uterus (that's not supposed to be a barrier these days anyway) several others have already beaten me to it.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (8erNz)
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Last night a Dem 'strategist' on TuCar was asked why, exactly, was Nanzi going to Afghanistan. Her response was, "Well, why shouldn't she?"
That there is a powerful argument. Compelling, nay, overwhelming in it's acuity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (U7Mh9)
Trump apparatchiks are trying to intimidate possible 2020 GOP challengers and rig the nominating process. But the forces of glasnost and perestroika will tear down the walls the Trumpists are trying to build to shield themselves from the voters.
Shut your piehole you sniveling cuck
Posted by: Ghost of Ronald Reagan at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (TAmPV)
__________________________
They don't even have to spend their own money. All of the congressional offices have travel budgets.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (tHAoL)
I dunno, looks fine to me
http://tinyurl.com/ych5s8hk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)
The Almighty can't be weakened or lessened by the malice and negligence of sinners. But he can be pissed off...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 11:53 AM (Ct55T)
The idea that the Judgement of Man, is somehow binding on God, is hubris of the highest order.
I would place this under the heading of 'taking my name in vain', because you are erroneously giving absolution without them actually asking forgiveness.
Posted by: Don Q at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Not exactly, they kicked it back down to the lower court to review. But they did kill the injunction.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2019 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)
OMG, yes!! Both leads were like bratty teens. The male lead hitting on his partner was just on the line of workplace sexual harassment. When the female lead scolded the Clive Owen character was the worst moment of the movie.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (W+vEI)
i dont believe they ever had the stones to do this
The bishop made a statement that people who dissent from the church 'in a serious way' should not receive communion'
never specified Pelosi
Posted by: McCool at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (WXSv6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (pw+jk)
How exactly?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2019 11:58 AM (tHAoL)
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (NLLmE)
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VOMIT
Posted by: Jukin
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Yeah, I don't man...
I may wait here for a review.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 18, 2019 11:46 AM (ANN96)
The glasses and display are synchronized to present alternate scenes to each eye, using an electrically polarized lens to shutter the opposite eye. At 60 Hz. or more.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 18, 2019 11:59 AM (MwFQu)
The opening montage was pretty clever though. Milked it for a bit too long though. And the obligatory SJW shit was ham fisted too. "Oh, look, a black president! Oh look, a woman president!" Fucking kek.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (Ct55T)
Not exactly, they kicked it back down to the lower court to review. But they did kill the injunction.
Begin the court wars have.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (8erNz)
How exactly?
Posted by: rickb223
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It only has to be said. The MSM will repeat it. It becomes received wisdom.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (U7Mh9)
Not exactly, they kicked it back down to the lower court to review. But they did kill the injunction.
Begin the court wars have.
Posted by: JEM at January 18, 2019 12:00 PM (8erNz)
Lawfare.
Third box is better than fourth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (bcbK8)
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Grounding Pelosi's Party Plane is a threat to national security but open borders is not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 18, 2019 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Bill "Yapping Pomeranian" Kristol
+++++
Well, yeah.
It has a gate doesn't it?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 18, 2019 12:02 PM (8YazN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (bcbK8)
I dunno, looks fine to me
http://tinyurl.com/ych5s8hk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019
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What was that, about 1990?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (7MRhd)
Blue dot to left of Russia and on the Baltic Sea is Kaliningrad Oblast.
Kaliningrad is a city in the administrative centre of Kaliningrad Oblast, a Russian exclave between Poland and Lithuania on the Baltic Sea. In the Middle Ages it was the site of the Old Prussian settlement Twangste. In 1255, during the Northern Crusades, a new fortress named Konigsberg was built by the Teutonic Knights. Konigsberg became the capital of the Duchy of Prussia, a fiefdom of Poland from 1525-1657, and later East Prussia, Germany. It was heavily damaged during World War II, and its population fled or were removed by force. Konigsberg became a Russian city, renamed Kaliningrad in 1946. At the 2010 Census, Kaliningrad's population was 431,902.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2019 12:04 PM (Ct55T)
obligatory sjw shit, and yet almost the entire movie was about sexual harassment in the workplace for fun and profit.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 18, 2019 12:05 PM (sGtp+)
473 Nancy Pelousy now saying that President Trump put them in danger, by cancelling their trip to a war zone.
You weren't taken to a war zone, which kept you from danger, genius.
President Trump Loves You!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 18, 2019 12:06 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: DannyG at January 18, 2019 12:09 PM (TPtxg)
Dang, we had never thought of doing that before!
Thanks judge - you're just smarter than tens of thousands of electrical engineers!
Posted by: Electric Utilities at January 18, 2019 11:36 AM (I2/tG)
The power lines are already insulated, by several meters of air, which is a pretty effective insulator. Judge be dumb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2019 12:13 PM (nPGq2)
Revelation 21:12-13 New International Version (NIV)
12 It had a great, high wall with twelve gates, and with twelve angels at the gates. On the gates were written the names of the twelve tribes of Israel. 13 There were three gates on the east, three on the north, three on the south and three on the west.
Posted by: OCBill at January 18, 2019 12:14 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: DJIA Shutdown Deathwatch at January 18, 2019 12:16 PM (8Wq0q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2019 12:16 PM (8Wq0q)
I dunno, looks fine to me
http://tinyurl.com/ych5s8hk
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2019
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What was that, about 1990?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 18, 2019 12:03 PM (7MRhd)
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She is gorgeous in that pic. I would not have recognized her from that. OM should use that as his next "I bet you don't know who this is" puzzle.
I was thinking more of her later stuff like "Barb Wire":
https://tinyurl.com/y8v7dluj
Something too pouty and grumpy about it. Maybe she had some work done.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2019 12:26 PM (/qEW2)
You score 3 widget trinkets for today.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2019 12:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Hearing Aid avoidance zone at January 18, 2019 12:33 PM (Wa5hI)
No Bill, it does not. But if you think ICE is bad, ask the former residents of Sodom and Gomorrah about Heaven's Border Security.
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)