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CNN Now Triggered by Sexist Dog Whistle "Salads"
It's not sexist at all that unattractive women direct their hypercritical Female Gaze at men brainstorming for something to attack them over so they can score a little Sexual Vengeance over their declining attractiveness.
If a man was always looking for any excuse to attack women, we'd correctly say he has a problem with women. Why do these vinegary "Feminists" get a pass on their hatreds and toxicities?Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:02 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 15, 2019 02:02 PM (o6i/R)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2019 02:03 PM (H421K)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2019 02:03 PM (h8ae5)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 15, 2019 02:03 PM (o6i/R)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2019 02:03 PM (9m9TT)
I have to read the content in order to undersrand the headline? What kind of scam is this?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 02:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (PbH71)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (RF8Kh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (/9p9e)
"Vinegary"? Are we talking about douching?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
Report to reeducation camp, CNN.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)
"Vinegary"? Are we talking about douching?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (pNxlR)
Support Your Local... Mikvah?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (/9p9e)
11 What is a sexist salad, and what kind of dressing comes with it?
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (RF8Kh)
"Mayonnaise"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: x at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (nFwvY)
Could be sexist.
Or it could be that he knows his own actual wife and she might make salads.
Tough call.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (RF8Kh)
No, you stupid cvnt, because Pence doesn't live in the White House.
Now go make me a bacon sammich.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (+qs4a)
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2019 02:07 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 15, 2019 02:07 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Mitchell at January 15, 2019 02:07 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (2Mnv1)
"...and scrambled eggs."
- - Dr. Frasier Crane
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 02:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ... at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (f1dY8)
I'm damn near 29. Again.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (H421K)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (i+qnA)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (xqfqx)
The denial of salads must continue until Trump orders the US military to depose the Putin regime!
Posted by: Julia Ioffe at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 02:09 PM (+9y/B)
Ace-
Zactly. Thats what I want to know. I have my theories but it is based on civilized paradigms being questioned.. Very unpopular.. so I'll be over here now.
Posted by: sOME mORON at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (ICWiF)
How dare he make sexist remarks to FLOTUS about salads!!1!
This cannot.. WILL NOT stand!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (so+oy)
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why are they assuming she wouldn't?
First of all, maybe he's not assuming anything. Maybe he knows what she likes to do better than they do, since, you know he's married to her and they are just making shit up.
* warning: mansplaining follows*
The inability to recognize your own assumptions is a hallmark of progressive "privilege". The privilege that permits so many progressives to fail so spectacularly, and yet, never self correct.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (m1yvP)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (hLRSq)
Walsh is, and always has been, meh.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (LX21o)
Who's disrespecting women now? Do they all look alike so you can't even remember her name?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (LX21o)
Fruit Salad?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2019 02:03 PM (9m9TT)
It's probably a half memory from "Are You Being Served?"
Captain Peacock saying, "That vinegary little spinster?"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: pahound at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (bH5/R)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (H421K)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:11 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 02:11 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 15, 2019 02:11 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2019 02:11 PM (OKeCc)
Can anyone imagine an advertiser 'helping' the Black Community 'do better' by telling them to stop a long list of bad behaviors?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (oVJmc)
Wharrgarbl !
No matter what the news item is, it will always, when viewed analytically, resolve to "Orange Man Bad !"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (5fNnO)
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (VaN/j)
The joke is that a. Trump can't cook and II. that Melania is a freaking model and thus all they would get to eat are little salads.
THAT'S THE JOKE! The puppets weep.
Man, people need to lighten up and that's coming from me and I can be as THAT'S NOT FUNNY as the next 12 people.
Story time! I was out for dinner with the good ex boyfriend and he ordered a buffalo chicken salad and I got the steak and baked potato with extra sour cream and butter. When the waiter put the plates down, he gave him the steak and me the salad. We swapped plates without even thinking about it.
The waiter came back and apologized for being sexist and I laughed and told him it wasn't sexist, it was the odds. Then we had a nice little chat about how salad, with the fried buffalo chicken tenders and the cheese and the blue cheese dressing, was actually more calories and fat then my steak and baked potato. "Oh, I'll have the salad" isn't really the healthiest choice depending on what's on the salad.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2019 02:11 PM (OKeCc)
Can you imagine the "feast" Mooch would have laid out for those poor Clemson players?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 02:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 02:13 PM (+CH4Y)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 02:13 PM (SRQO0)
There's a generation of men out there who have no clue what equality
between the sexes actually looks like. The courts and media have gone
out of their way to create the so-called level playing field that boxes
out boys and men for the majority of my lifetime.
I'm damn near 29. Again.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2019 02:08 PM (z79tQ)"
...
I have had this sort of conversation with a lot of people under 35, about things were before... The look they get on their faces when they realize how hard they've been screwed....
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 15, 2019 02:13 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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OMG! They'll never get the FRENCH FRIES SMELL out of the drapes!!!!
Posted by: Mika twitching in OCD Seizure at January 15, 2019 02:13 PM (sX90E)
So in these households where the feminists and Social Justice Warriors rule, who does the cooking? Cleaning? Laundry? Yard care? Building maintenance? Vehicle Maintenance?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (kJWoP)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (0OmEj)
Salads or sammiches?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Sammy with a side of salad!
Posted by: Flyover at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (vQUp6)
Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (yQ8lT)
So in these households where the feminists and Social Justice Warriors rule, who does the cooking? Cleaning? Laundry? Yard care? Building maintenance? Vehicle Maintenance
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the illegals, duh.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (FJqw3)
Sand. Vagina. More than you think.
Posted by: Original Roy at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (454N5)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
Ah yes the Agora Ballroom. We had one in Hallandale FL when I lived there about 1986 as well.. I missed the VF group though...
Posted by: sOME mORON at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (NLLmE)
Oh, for Pete's sake - that's what's supposedly a scandal???
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2019 02:16 PM (ycWCI)
I don't care. It's the truth. And I want the boy to be happy.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 02:16 PM (fBFz0)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 15, 2019 02:16 PM (7J5t2)
could it be because he saw you in a booster seat and thought you ordered off the kid's menu?
hey, AtC, long time no read lady!! hope all is well with you
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 02:17 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 02:17 PM (0OmEj)
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The parents, since the SJW kiddies are living in the basement.
Posted by: Disappointed at January 15, 2019 02:17 PM (m1yvP)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: GroundTruth! at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (LISuA)
Wish I could find the clip of her freaking out about her daughter and friends ordering pizza the night before - and OMG sugary cinnamon sticks!!!!!!
Though she was going vomit then faint on the spot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (BJlbN)
He is absolutely enthralled with the action, so I tell him that although anybody can do the job, it is traditionally a job that men do.
Mamma, being progressive and all, really had no answer to that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (MxEKc)
I still want to know how they kept all that fast food hot. Was it catered on site? Trucked in? You can't make that many burgers fast enough to pile'm up like that before the first ones off the grill are cold.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (kJWoP)
Yeah - because rural, uneducated women are all sane and shit.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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OMG! They'll never get the FRENCH FRIES SMELL out of the drapes!!!!
Posted by: Mika twitching in OCD Seizure at January 15, 2019 02:13 PM (sX90E)
Somewhere, in the afterlife, Zbignew is wondering where he went wrong.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (LjXLa)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (/tuJf)
I prefer Summer's Eve on my salads.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (o6i/R)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (Boy/L)
So in these households where the feminists and Social Justice Warriors rule, who does the cooking? Cleaning? Laundry? Yard care? Building maintenance? Vehicle Maintenance?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2019 02:14 PM (kJWoP) "
Based on their world view, I suppose it would be indentured servants.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (5fNnO)
I still want to know how they kept all that fast food hot. Was it catered on site? Trucked in? You can't make that many burgers fast enough to pile'm up like that before the first ones off the grill are cold.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (kJWoP)
Heh. I was wondering the same thing
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
specially when they can't even choke out her name
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (9m9TT)
I don't want snapper with arugula. It just isn't fucking right!
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)
and by snapper you mean vagina?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 02:15 PM (W+vEI)
Trump made a joke that it was a good thing that he ordered the food and not Melania because she probably would have made them little salads.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT HIS WIFE WOULD HAVE TO COOK REE REE REE REE REE
No, you oxygen thieves, he's making a joke that he has a hot model wife whose idea of a huge meal is a small salad. You imbeciles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (mf5HN)
food hot. Was it catered on site? Trucked in? You can't make that many
burgers fast enough to pile'm up like that before the first ones off the
grill are cold.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (kJWoP)
Pretty sure the WH kitchen has heat lamps.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Flyover at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (yQ8lT)
If you're throwing "sane" into the mix, I guess I'll have to advise the young lad to never date at all. How about we let him live the lie just a little while longer.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (fBFz0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, drinking deeply from the whine glass at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, but "Melania" is easily confused with "Ivanka".
What I didn't know is that Pence dumped his wife Karen to make Ivanka the Second Lady until CNN told me.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (0OmEj)
Even if it were sexist, I wouldn't care. It wasn't. Meat is warrior food and these guys are modern-day gladiators.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (bcbK8)
Also, salads are the culinary equivalent of diet coke. Manatees order salads to be "healthy," then drown them in dressing that makes them the equivalent of burgers in calories/fat.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (yHwQE)
not Melania because she probably would have made them little salads.
And there you have it. Another Orange Man Bad scandal du jour.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (ptqGC)
Trying to mention FLOTUS by name, the tv dimbo says "Ivanna...Ivanka..."
Who's disrespecting women now? Do they all look alike so you can't even remember her name?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (BJlbN
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It's worse than that. She wasn't referring to FLOTUS, but to SLOTUS, and she actually thought that Trump's daughter is the Second Lady.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (H421K)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (0OmEj)
Don't tease me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: CNN Reporter Marcy Darcy at January 15, 2019 02:21 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (NLLmE)
Trump drinks 10+ diet cola's a day - it's always Orange Man bad in one way or another.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)
Who's disrespecting women now? Do they all look alike so you can't even remember her name?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
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The verbal equivalent of filing her nails.
They sicken me.
Certainly, they are "womyn" b/c being a lady is unattainable to them.
Did i mention they sicken me?
Posted by: Flyover at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (B5K06)
Because we let them, instead of telling them to just STFU.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (YndB3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at January 15, 2019 02:20 PM (XSSCs)
I rate this as: True.
But I still had fun in the last thread.
Off to make lunch!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (BJlbN)
Because SHUT YOUR DIRTY FILTHY RAPEY TOXICLY MASCULINE MOUTH!
That's why.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (NYS7S)
I still want to know how they kept all that fast
food hot. Was it catered on site? Trucked in? You can't make that many
burgers fast enough to pile'm up like that before the first ones off the
grill are cold.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 15, 2019 02:18 PM (kJWoP
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Check out some of the vids. There were heat lamps on at least some of the platters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (H421K)
A wilted spinach or arugula salad with some slices of rare steak on top of it is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (FJqw3)
I thought it was HamburglerGate
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (BJlbN)
I'm waiting until staunch conservatives like Kasich weigh in.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (vmAQh)
Yep. Now that he's CNN's new "senior contributor." I guess that makes Mia Love a "junior" contributor. Or something.
Meanwhile, Jeff Flake is desperately hoping for a gig at MSDNC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (2LelM)
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT HIS WIFE WOULD HAVE TO COOK REE REE REE REE REE
No, you oxygen thieves, he's making a joke that he has a hot model wife whose idea of a huge meal is a small salad. You imbeciles.
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or alternatively, when Melania makes food for the DAWNALD, she makes him a little salad, because you know, he could stand to lose a few pounds . . .
Posted by: There are an infinite number of more correct interpretations than anything offered on CNN at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (2Y7vf)
I am astonished this worked. This move was a troll trap. Trump is rarely so transparent in this regard, but he was clearly baiting a trap for these people to walk into. He might as well have put up a title card before the address that said, "Free Bird Seed."
I shouldn't be surprised that it worked, but it did - across multiple outlets and multiple idiots. I think they're addicted to responding to Trump. I think they're getting a little dopamine hit whenever they say "Orange Man Bad" and they can't help themselves - even when it's so obviously a trap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)
Amen, brother!
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (XKZwp)
Please don't throw us into that briar patch, br'er harpy!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Pyrocles at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (/h+Rf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (FJqw3)
Tossed for lack of evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)
That would have proved Trump's alignment with the Christianista cabal, once and for all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (yQ8lT)
Can't stand spinach cooked - but I like it fresh on a salad. Go figure.
Get this - I built a little greenhouse, the size of a planter box, just to grow the shit in the winter. Go figure.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (fBFz0)
Posted by: ¡YEB! at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (BJlbN)
I can't follow the 'gates'. Is Two Scoops Gate still active?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (FJqw3)
--
Heh.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 15, 2019 02:22 PM (OaRnr)
.................
That collie and gravy was out of this world.
Posted by: John Kerry at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (yhf6w)
These are the same Liars who pretended conservatives were having a conniption over a stupid dance video.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (o6i/R)
Posted by: There are an infinite number of more correct interpretations than anything offered on CNN at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (2Y7vf)
Oooh. So you're saying they were fat-shaming the president?
For shame, CNN
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (cZlKA)
TRUMP LIED!! Burger Wop isn't American !
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 15, 2019 02:25 PM (lD3vL)
Meanwhile, Jeff Flake is desperately hoping for a gig at MSDNC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM
I saw that Mia got a gig too. LOL. Well I can go back to not watching CNN etc. which I have been successful at for at least a decade.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (AM1GF)
The only thing wrong with Trumps fast food feast was the lack of chik Fil A
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (BJlbN)
I read somewhere that there is no Chick-fil-A in DC because racism or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (ptqGC)
feminists are more into blue cheese dressing (or ranch) and lots of croutons. maybe raisins. I think there was a study on that.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (vzaiS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (NWiLs)
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Trump lied about having a mile high stack of burgers and he spelled "hamburgers" as "hamburders". The walls are closing in but will not be built.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)
First it wilted under scrutiny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (AM1GF)
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Nothing new there. See also: virtually all advertising and sit-coms for the past twenty years where a husband or father is depicted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (I2dne)
Impeachable Offense.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (0/zKO)
and he spelled "hamburgers" as "hamburders". The walls are closing in
but will not be built.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Hamburders. Ha!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (t2P6q)
Russian.
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (NYS7S)
as soon as the psychologists got into it, it was open season on beta males seeking to better themselves. KNOW YOUR PLACE, PEASANTS.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (vzaiS)
The shriveled and dumpy harridans in the video, who get paid ridiculous amounts of money to spew their idiocy on national television, do not represent me as a woman. In fact, it makes me cringe that they wish to be held of as some kind of standard bearer for other women. It also makes me cringe that the first buffoon to comment didn't even know who our Second lady is! ( these are our intellectual superiors, guys!)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (9Ni3Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (/qEW2)
What is a sexist salad, and what kind of dressing comes with it?
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:04 PM (RF8Kh)
Russian Collusion dressing
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (BWL+E)
Creamy Italian, of course.
Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (NYS7S)
Motherfucker beat me to it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (AM1GF)
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Nothing new there. See also: virtually all advertising and sit-coms for the past twenty years where a husband or father is depicted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (I2dne)
Oh yeah, this shit's been going on a long time. And the campaign to pussify boys started at least fifty years ago. It's just only recently hit a fever pitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
The way of my people was to eat cooked spinach with butter and vinegar.
It took until advanced adulthood for me to realize that that means salad dressing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (fuK7c)
The only thing wrong with Trumps fast food feast was the lack of chik Fil A
Impeachable Offense.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 15, 2019 02:27 PM (lD3vL)
OMG. Imagine. Lol. Ultimate troll.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (FJqw3)
Hey, I just "fact-checked" the city of Denver. Turns out the "Mile-High" city is actually a mile *plus 8 feet* high!
Shape up, Denver, you liar!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (94Jnq)
I'm so sick of social justice assholes.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
need to call the local newsroom and ask for google
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (+9y/B)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (cqNba)
If Erin Burnett was a salad dressing she'd be water.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 15, 2019 02:28 PM (94Jnq)
+++++++++
If it's your skull, please let me know. I am looking for a strong desk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (Q7mSB)
THIS
It was also the opposite of Warren's "I'm going to get me a beer" moment. Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (W+vEI)
I haven't a clue what I would do if I were a young single guy today. Become a hermit in a little cabin I built myself someplace on the Kuskokwim River?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (CeJUf)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (Jj/1f)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (88+cf)
I haven't a clue what I would do if I were a young single guy today. Become a hermit in a little cabin I built myself someplace on the Kuskokwim River?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (CeJUf)
++++++++++
You've more or less nailed the broad strokes of my plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)
With that in mind there are a lot of people who should be eating salads.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: sOME mORON wearing a wife beater t-shirt reeking of BO. at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (vmAQh)
https://twitter.com/emmaesquared?lang=en
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:31 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
>Dale's Steak Seasoning.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 15, 2019 02:31 PM (94Jnq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:31 PM (FJqw3)
She totally gets me.
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (NLLmE)
Wasn't "Mountlookatthat" on We Made It?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2019
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No, "Mount Lookitthat" was another planet, another human colony. A robot had said, sure, it's habitable. So a slower-than-light ship went, and they were horrified to see the planet was like Venus -- "an eternal searing black calm," as Niven describes it. Then they spotted an enormous plateau the size of California that projected above the clouds and was the only habitable point . . . and someone on the ship goes, "Lookittthat."
In later stories the planet is also called "Plateau."
We're never told why We Made It is called that, but the main city is Crashlanding City, so . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
LOL, did you catch the bit where Joan Walsh thinks Ivanka is the Second Lady?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2019 02:10 PM (H421K)
What is it with these leftist incest fantasies? It's like they're projecting their own daddy issues.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (RD7QR)
It's a good plan if you can make it work.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
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Italian balsamic vinaigrette with lots of sweet Hungarian paparika.
Posted by: Flyover at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (0/zKO)
https://twitter.com/emmaesquared?lang=en
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:31 PM (Q7mSB)
+++++++++++
If it is, it is very well done. I'm going with "real."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (VpIIl)
Fuck yes there is.
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (NLLmE)
Yep. Now that he's CNN's new "senior contributor." I guess that makes Mia Love a "junior" contributor. Or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)
So CNN kicked the black woman with seniority down the ladder to make room for an old white man.
WHITE PRIVILEGE! TEH PATRIARCHY!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (dKbOt)
A womyn attacked me for being sexist and said if I didn't meet many female gamers it must be only because of how I treat them. Then she attacked me as a sexist because I suggested maybe there might be other reasons.
Then she posted all about how great female gamers are and how the guys they have to put up with are ALL bad, all stereotypical scumbag nerd fatsos.
Now, this struck me as a bit too specific and sounded more like angry bitterness but... this kind of thing happens a lot, completely out of the blue these days. Its like that racist jerk you may have met that has to drag out how much he hates [insert ethnic group here] so much into every single context, no matter how unrelated. And then is surprised when people react poorly, attacking them as well.
Its a sort of monomania, but worse, its blatant and without shame. Racism and sexism are bad, unless its against white men. Then its noble and proper.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (/tuJf)
Heh heh. Triple-vanilla yogurt *is* rayciss!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (t2P6q)
THEY JUST DON'T FUCKING LISTEN !!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON wearing a wife beater t-shirt reeking of BO. at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (SRQO0)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (fuK7c)
I would like to see Melania wearing nothing but a dish towel.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:33 PM (/tuJf)
Better yet, a washcloth.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (eXA4G)
Must be funny watching her go down the hall clutching her pearls asking are you a rapist, are you a rapist, hey what about you?
Their sexism is showing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: x at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM (nFwvY)
too late
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (Q7mSB)
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Was Eat n Parks' using Thousand Island Dressing as their secret sauce? Shoney's was on that before there was a McDonalds.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 02:36 PM (vzaiS)
But his sycophants are eagerly anticipating his colonoscopy.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 15, 2019 02:36 PM (lD3vL)
Its only fair, they stole their entire business model from McDonald's
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (eXA4G)
Fletch handing the lady a washcloth.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 02:36 PM (0/zKO)
https://twitter.com/emmaesquared?lang=en
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:31 PM (Q7mSB)
+++++++++++
If it is, it is very well done. I'm going with "real."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)
ewww
Thank you for checking.
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:36 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (FJqw3)
Is that the one with pubic hair?
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 02:36 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (eXA4G)
Better yet, tzaziki.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (9m9TT)
They are also cucking funts.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (xqdqQ)
232 >> Become a hermit in a little cabin I built myself someplace on the Kuskokwim River?
It's a good plan if you can make it work.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:32 PM (yQ8lT)
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (ICWiF)
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the proper male response would be to look her up and down, raise an eyebrow, and say " Sorry ma'am, not today. "
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2019 02:05 PM (9m9TT)
They are also cucking funts.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019
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A bunch of cunning runts . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (rxW5j)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 02:26 PM (gmo/4)
I think Erin Burnnet even says "humor should be serious"
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)
Maybe she was vinegary.
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:38 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 02:38 PM (dKbOt)
Posted by: Fritz at January 15, 2019 02:38 PM (2Mnv1)
(1975 album by the British prog-rock group Caravan. Clever title, but not one of their best albums.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:38 PM (t2P6q)
If first-stage feminism carried the ball across the goal line, second- stage feminism went into the out-of-bounds area, and third-stage feminism has now climbed over the wall into the stands and is beating up the predominately male crowd.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 15, 2019 02:38 PM (jYje5)
Guys just say "not even with your own dick, lady"
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (xqdqQ)
Honey/mustard vinegarett with a little Thai chili
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (YndB3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2019 02:35 PM (eXA4G)
Better yet, me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (Z4rgH)
"MPs have voted to reject Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal by 432-202 votes with a majority of 230."
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1085260511674015744
Posted by: The Institute at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 15, 2019 02:37 PM (BJlbN)
perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (FJqw3)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (CeJUf)
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She meant to say "Papist" - you know being Catholic is a non-starter to her.
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (7HtZB)
rule, who does the cooking? Cleaning? Laundry? Yard care? Building
maintenance? Vehicle Maintenance?
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LOL. I was just at niece's party (she is a lesbian) and was surprised that the kid I knew who was good with plants and car stuff wasn't doing such in the relationship. The partner did not seem happy. Makes no sense, because the young lady was raised with gardens and cars and the other young lady has to perform. Oh well, beyond my poor comprehension.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (MIKMs)
By feminist, I mean she would be at a meeting where three of the 5 attendees were female, and she would say that no one listened to her because she was a woman. Fortunately she lasted less than a year.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bond, James Bond at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (BrfST)
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please, nobody say the saw Vinegary Feminists open for anything ever.
Posted by: x at January 15, 2019 02:06 PM
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Each one a sourpuss.
Posted by: irright at January 15, 2019 02:40 PM (pMGkg)
"MPs have voted to reject Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal by 432-202 votes with a majority of 230."
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1085260511674015744
Posted by: The Institute at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (nGsFZ)
Which means no Brexit? Or Brexit, just not May's way?
Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2019 02:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:40 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (/tuJf)
Just one. Xe just stands on the stool and holds the lightbulb in place and the world revolves around xer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (t2P6q)
"MPs have voted to reject Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal by 432-202 votes with a majority of 230."
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1085260511674015744
Posted by: The Institute at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (nGsFZ)
Whoops. Is that enough to trigger an election?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)
"Yes. But you are profoundly ugly."
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Bdeb0)
But in the past, even at its height, it was usually kept more or less in private, and not cheered and supported in most cases. Nobody thought you were a better person for talking about those dumb frails. Nobody promoted you or protected you for considering Belgians to be just as bad as the Burmese, but with hangovers.
But today? Its not only shameless, but supported and openly promoted, rewarded to be incredibly hateful and sexist toward men or racist toward whites. Being more so is only a career enhancer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)
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Just lay back and think of England.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: shibumi at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (OXL6p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)
One of them has the authority to negotiate trade deals with China, shut down the Federal Government, get briefed by CIA on global events, etc.
The other one does not.
Who do you think will be making the sandwiches?
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 15, 2019 02:42 PM (y0A9r)
I remember Scary, Baby, Ginger, Budweiser, and Stumpy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:42 PM (Boy/L)
It would never have occurred to me to assume that Woman = Eats Salad. Most of the salad enthusiasts I know are male, actually, while I never order salad at restaurants unless they have baby spinach (which they almost never do). Maybe CNN should step out of their bubble and realize that their narrow prejudices about women and gender roles are not actually shared by everyone else on the planet.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 15, 2019 02:42 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 02:42 PM (NLLmE)
And then... PM Corbyn?
Posted by: The Institute at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (0TYt/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM (bim/x)
When they swipe left.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (xqdqQ)
the cooking for Barron herself? also I read somewhere that she her
favorite food was a med rare ribeye
Posted by: navycopjoe at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (+9y/B)
I wonder if she makes his food to add a bit of personal touch to his day. She could easily have let the staff take care of things, but then he wouldn't get something made with love. She also strikes me as the Mama Bear type, so maybe she's protecting him from a vengeful cook.
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (XKZwp)
No Brexit is a done deal. The British Parliament would have to either petition for reentry, or take it to the EU Court. The Mays thing was about trade deals with the EU.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (dKbOt)
Wait. That actually happened?
I would have walked over there and punched her in the mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (FTPVM)
Not so fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXWq2AVlrsY
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Newest Nic
>Can't wait for the fourth-stage. They'll start jumping off the stadium wall and fall to the ground.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 15, 2019 02:43 PM (94Jnq)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)
I remember Scary, Baby, Ginger, Budweiser, and Stumpy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:42 PM (Boy/L)
There was Pumpkin, but she only appeared during their Fall touring season.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
One of them has the authority to negotiate trade deals with China, shut down the Federal Government, get briefed by CIA on global events, etc.
The other one does not.
Who do you think will be making the sandwiches?
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The first group seems more productive and capable, so maybe I'd choose them to make my sammiches.
As for the second, their job is to yell and shake their fist at the sky?
Posted by: shibumi at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (OXL6p)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (a0IVu)
I haven't a clue what I would do if I were a young single guy today
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Follow Trump's example.
there's a lot of eager young women looking to get out of Europe.
Posted by: There are an infinite number of more correct interpretations than anything offered on CNN at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (Q15yy)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE REAL MEN FOOTBALL PLAYERS DON'T EAT SALADS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2019 02:41 PM
ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE LAST FLOTUS LITERALLY MADE EVERY KID IN AMERICA EAT A SALAD FOR SCHOOL LUNCH
Posted by: Ben Rothlisnbebergler at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
It is an excellent description of so much that the Left grinds out every day.
This salad kerfuffle is a perfect axample.
Let's just call it all "Grievancia" to classify those frivolous and ignorant complaints based on sexism, racism, genderism and other speciously manufactured grounds for complaining.
Grievancia is a symptom of a mental illness.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (H7LIz)
"MPs have voted to reject Prime Minister Theresa May's Brexit deal by 432-202 votes with a majority of 230."
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1085260511674015744
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Toxic masculinity!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ever at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (1Zh0U)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 02:29 PM (CeJUf)
++++++++++
You've more or less nailed the broad strokes of my plan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)
Same here, although at 36 I'm hardly "young" anymore.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (wCmLp)
I read what Trump said and the outrage from the left and was scratching
my head...obviously he was joking about how his wife keeps in shape. Not
sure what is so sexist about that.
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (a0IVu)
DO BETTER YOUS SEXIST PIG!!
Buy our product
Posted by: Jillett Razors at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (yX3gx)
you fat bastard,
you fat bastard,
who ate all the pies...
Lilting singing voice* Oh, she's never seen a salad...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (dKbOt)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (90T4r)
Not outright ghey..."questioning," maybe.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (wCmLp)
Well, it beats having the same two digits in the other order.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: An overrepresented minority in the correctional system at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)
If we are talking a full ribeye with a salad, fine.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (Boy/L)
This would be where I would break the polite dignified and respectful model for the outraged "HOW DARE YOU SIR" model. Pull out the "have you no shame? AT long last, have you no shame?"
I mean, it's not like any of the Democrats were gonna endorse this guy if only he kept up the respectful facade. And it would be a completely reasonable response. Nobody can stay calm and nice in the face of something that outrageously insulting and provocative, nor should they.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (39g3+)
stand by
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (bim/x)
They call that The Cock Curious Salad.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Majolica at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (L/iaS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (AllCR)
I haven't a clue what I would do if I were a young single guy today
Hire hookers. Send them on their way when done.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (dKbOt)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (HqJdq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: The Notorious RBG at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (y0A9r)
We are not vinegary! we rarely douche. Something, something, natural flora.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
Nonconcur. Dead meat covered by penicillium roqueforti. Sall good.
Posted by: An overrepresented minority in the correctional system at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)
If we are talking a full ribeye with a salad, fine.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (Boy/L)
I like the Frou Frou album 'Details' quite a bit.
Salad, not so much.
Steak, very much
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK8)
Given that her plan was "we'll pretend to leave but still be under your jurisdiction" they should have voted against it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Manly. You drop the steak and its drippings hot enough to melt the bleu cheese and wilt the lettuce.
Mmmm.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (qjfjx)
Well, she's ugly and profoundly stupid.
So.
I think we're safe once the primaries are over.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (90T4r)
I haven't a clue what I would do if I were a young single guy today
Hire hookers. Send them on their way when done.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (qjfjx)
This.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)
Went all the way from "border walls don't work ever" to "if someone dies from mexican heroin that's just culling the herd and they deserve to die" all the way to "Melania is here illegally."
I need some Depaquil to calm me down.
Posted by: shibumi at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (OXL6p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (90T4r)
that's some....funky stuff
Posted by: BignJames at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (bim/x)
The drunk is now probing Barr.
Posted by: Majolica at January 15, 2019 02:47 PM (L/iaS)
Hey who let Kennedy back in. He reeks of booze and death.....mostly death.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (ymnmz)
SO WHAT YOU'RE REALLY SAYING IS "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH?!!"
Posted by: BBC_ _ _ at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (2Y7vf)
So.
I think we're safe once the primaries are over.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (yQ8lT)
If Trump hadn't ran as a Republican, we'd have President Hillary righ tnow.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 15, 2019 02:49 PM (00E7Q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
Nonconcur. Dead meat covered by penicillium roqueforti. Sall good.
Posted by: An overrepresented minority in the correctional system
Unless you are deathly allergic to penicillin.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2019 02:12 PM (VaN/j)
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Eeyore, which story?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 02:45 PM (wCmLp)
Well, it beats having the same two digits in the other order.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
Rotate 'em 90 degrees, clockwise ... depending on the font for greater affect ...
Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Emoji Critic ... at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (90T4r)
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.
WORST PM SINCE CHAMBERLAIN AND DANGEROUS TO THE UK
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (bim/x)
*beat*
Yes, yes, that is what I mean from now on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (39g3+)
I never get that far. Congratulations on your patience, I think.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Churches are NOT safe places for that any more.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (/tuJf)\
Yes it's K Harris. Stop repeating yourself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Ever at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (1Zh0U)
Went all the way from "border walls don't work ever" to "if someone dies from mexican heroin that's just culling the herd and they deserve to die" all the way to "Melania is here illegally."
I need some Depaquil to calm me down.
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You just had a scripted conversation with an NPC. Its not like it was an intelligent thinking being.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (pRa0e)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (KESMe)
You need to learn the line where you realize you're talking to a fool and just start mocking them. Or break off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)
My wife loves salads. She wants to maintain her weight and figure. Keeping her caloric count under some specific number makes perfect sense. Adding some tasty protein complement like tuna salad or shrimp salad or chicken salad, which I gladly make for her, makes for an ideal meal. For her.
My caloric requirements however, are twice hers. Because man and muscles. Sure, I like salads. Especially the occasional time of the year which occurs when the Texasicans aren't peeing all over the lettuce.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (jYje5)
Went all the way from "border walls don't work ever" to "if someone dies from mexican heroin that's just culling the herd and they deserve to die" all the way to "Melania is here illegally."
I need some Depaquil to calm me down.
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You just had a scripted conversation with an NPC. Its not like it was an intelligent thinking being.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (pRa0e)
On the plus side, now that you've gone down that dialogue tree, you don't ever need to talk to them again.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (KUaJL)
All the Democrat Senators are asking him about recusal. It's just stupid, he has zero conflicts.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223
Tru dat.
No Stilton for the SIL.
Posted by: Adriane the Obscure Emoji Critic ... at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)
++++++++++++
* vomit *
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Churches are NOT safe places for that any more.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (NWiLs)
It never was, for me.
I never met a bigger group of conniving, backstabbing, lying bitches in my life. And I've been to college.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (y0A9r)
Not all women.
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (KESMe)
Are you on Team Syrup or Team Jelly?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has now tabled a vote of no confidence in the government, which could trigger a general election.
Man, if that guy gets in: "Juden raus!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: kraken
Baby spinach. Where every leaf is coated with ranch dressing, bacon, cheese, croutons, tomato, bacon and cheese.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: paleRider at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (eASYU)
Went all the way from "border walls don't work ever" to "if someone dies from mexican heroin that's just culling the herd and they deserve to die" all the way to "Melania is here illegally."
I need some Depaquil to calm me down.
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You just had a scripted conversation with an NPC. Its not like it was an intelligent thinking being.
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:51 PM (pRa0e)
On the plus side, now that you've gone down that dialogue tree, you don't ever need to talk to them again.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (KUaJL)
Jah, NPCs just repeat the same dialog, so you can avoid clicking on them in the future.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wth at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (VpIIl)
Had that argument with my lefty sister among many others.
(of course the real answer is they do work, and the Dems want the new voters, but they never, ever admit that's the real reason.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (t2P6q)
Did you stay in touch?
Posted by: JackStraw
She's married to a cop.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (+lVUW)
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Didja see that she's gone full Soul Train? Excruciating videos at link.
https://bit.ly/2TQhRJU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Majolica
Well that's where you find them most of the time.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Churches are NOT safe places for that any more.
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No safe places in the U.S.
Get a passport. Lotta European girls looking to get out of dodge. Of course, you'll wind up importing her immediate family . . . still if the mother in law knows how to cook and clean, and father in law isn't a commie . . .
Posted by: simplemind at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (2Y7vf)
I think it depends a lot which sort of church you go to. The more super rigid, conservative, traditional church you go to, the more likely you'll find a less crazy girl but... they all marry very young, so if you aren't young yourself you strike out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Clean Fast Food- Fresh! at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (wNN8A)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (SH7Tr)
I eagerly await their wisdom now that they are a political org.
BREAKING: Gillette declines to comment on Roe V Wade. What are the hiding? Americans want to know.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (y0A9r)
Did you stay in touch?
Posted by: JackStraw
She's married to a cop.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (+lVUW)
So don't bring your dog over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (/tuJf)
I know...I was just joking
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (vzaiS)
Are you on Team Syrup or Team Jelly?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)
__________
Which side? Mostly the inside. Between the cheeks.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (KESMe)
Posted by: Bill Kristol
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You owe me a fresh Mt. Dew! Bwahaha
*reaches for paper towel to clean monitor screen*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (HqJdq)
Corbyn tabled the motion because the politics around Brexit are now so poisonous that even he knows that it would destroy his party to be in power when it all comes down. He WANTS a defeated and completely powerless conservative to take the blame for the shit storm.
May should resign, but she won't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Yes but is she happy? I'm concerned.
If a single young, attractive redhead is unhappy I won't be able to sleep.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Majolica
Kinky.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 02:48 PM (qjfjx)
phrasing ?? we dont need no stinking phrasing
Posted by: Majolica at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (L/iaS)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (yQ8lT)
Did you stay in touch?
Posted by: JackStraw
She's married to a cop.
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ginger's always go for the handcuffs
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (2Y7vf)
It makes sense that Melania was in charge of the salads because she eats healthy. That's her bag, baby.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (zmIJL)
Then she leaves you after 3 years for a richer guy now that she's a citizen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (39g3+)
At this point my options seem to be: fat cow, tattooed freak, single mom, or aged spinster. Usually some combination of the above.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (wCmLp)
Played incorrectly.
You get the Look of Revelation on your face. He's convinced you; you are won to the New Party Faith. Chuffed, he brags to his wife about his convert. She's likely of a similar ideological bent as him.
You finagle a dinner invite. You charm his wife with your wokeness. You also assure her with your scent that your are potent. She is married to a latent homosexualist, so you make your move. You impregnate her with deplorable seed, and throw change on the bed as a gratitude for her service. You then wink at him whenever you see him.
In this way is the New Model Youth conceived.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (yQ8lT)
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I thought that was what the ONT was for.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (KUaJL)
Did you stay in touch?
Posted by: JackStraw
She's married to a cop.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I don't think he's one of the trigger happy ones, but you never know, till you hit on his wife.
By the way, I saw her at the beach in a bikini once. I never had a body like that, even when I was 18,
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK
Yikes. Sounds like there's a story or two there.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Aren't there dating websites that cater to more conservative people or you can screen people for their political opinions?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 02:54 PM (AllCR)
Are you kidding us?
Posted by: Goggle Truth Grinders at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)
AceofBabes.com
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:55 PM (yQ8lT)
Ace is just leaving money on the table if he doesn't set up a dating site
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (4+h7o)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
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Ageist.
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (pRa0e)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (26QsU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK
Yikes. Sounds like there's a story or two there.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
And a blonde or two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)
weight and figure. Keeping her caloric count under some specific number
makes perfect sense. Adding some tasty protein complement like tuna
salad or shrimp salad or chicken salad, which I gladly make for her,
makes for an ideal meal. For her.
My caloric requirements however, are twice hers. Because man and
muscles. Sure, I like salads. Especially the occasional time of the year
which occurs when the Texasicans aren't peeing all over the lettuce.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (jYje5)
Never fails to surprise me when I eat a salad, and like it. And I'm the one making them!
So word on the street is, avocados are going to be scarce, or whatever. I didn't read the story, but there was something about it. I think it had something to do with mexico. I figured it was either Trump or rayciss or both, so I didn't bother reading the story.
But no salad is not better with fresh avocado.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (a2xio)
Do you have to have group sex or can you pick just one?
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 02:57 PM (yQ8lT)
All the Democrat Senators are asking him about recusal. It's just stupid, he has zero conflicts.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 02:52 PM (/tuJf)
They have a narrative to protect because Mueller is their last long shot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
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In Great Britain, "tabling" a motion means exactly the opposite of what we do here.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: paleRider at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (eASYU)
Get a passport. Lotta European girls looking to get out of dodge.
Be a humanitarian. Offer asylum to a buxom Oktoberfest waitress. Or a tearful Ukrainian waif shackled to a track-suit wearing douchebag.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (0SGiB)
Single moms are great. You get a kid without having to go through the screaming never get any sleep phase, and she really wants a man around the house.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (2Y7vf)
Can confirm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)
I think all he female candidates should have a dance off before it's decided who gets to be the Presidential nominee because middle aged Commie La and Kirstin Gillibrand trying to act they're super cool would be amusing. Sandy Ocasio-Cortez, manufactured heroine, was the dancing queen at age 2i or something which is a bit different.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (AllCR)
Too bad she is hyperventilating about the Brexit vote and Theresa May.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (90T4r)
Brexoff.
Posted by: Theresa Miyagi at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (88+cf)
And so pathetic you're too afraid to do it anyway when she's fallen asleep.
Well I do. *Sniff*
Posted by: Jonah Soypilled Goldberg at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (KESMe)
You will forward the newsletter to Zod's Publications Department.
Posted by: Zod at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Asking my fems on Twitter.
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (VpIIl)
Get a passport. Lotta European girls looking to get out of dodge.
Be a humanitarian. Offer asylum to a buxom Oktoberfest waitress. Or a tearful Ukrainian waif shackled to a track-suit wearing douchebag.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (0SGiB)
Be sure you can beat the latter's boyfriend in a fight. Because there will be a fight.
Might be worth it though, from the Ukrainians I've known.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)
You'd think the fact that Trump has nominated a 30+ year friend of Mueller's, a guy who can't stop complimenting Mueller and saying he wants him to finish the investigation, might give them a clue that Trump is not worried about Mueller in the least.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 03:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 03:00 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 03:00 PM (0SGiB)
They're mean but in terrible shape from all the liquor and cigarettes, so you just have to outlast him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 03:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
I will say this: usually the leftist "womyn" types "out" themselves up front, so it is easy to cull them. I don't care how hawt she may look; any sign of leftist tendencies and they are culled by me.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (0SGiB)
.........
This reminds me, haven't seen UkranianCharms on the front page lately.
Posted by: wth at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (v0R5T)
Churchill noted that in his war memoirs, talking about how language got in the way of Anglo-American cooperation.
We thought it meant put it aside and they thought it meant put it on the table.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (fuK7c)
Asking my fems on Twitter.
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (VpIIl)
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Yes! Get a juicer and use an enema! It's how I clean Mrs.Goldberg after a Paoloing!
Posted by: Jonah Soypilled Goldberg at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (KESMe)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (VpIIl)
Plus, they seem to like ugly track suit douchebags with dark circles around their eyes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (2Y7vf)
Can confirm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Now you're just teasing us.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Twitter flirt fight amongst our "superiors" about whether or not Potato Salad is actually "salad".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (2Y7vf)
Can confirm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Now you're just teasing us.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Would Alex do that???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Picric at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM (lxCg9)
And what of macaroni salad? The mind boggles!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 02:56 PM (2Y7vf)
Can confirm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
Now you're just teasing us.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Would Alex do that???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK
Tease us or go for the handcuffs? Either way the answer is "yes."
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (YndB3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
If I were single, I'd be trolling Sex Addicts Anonymous.
Try and pick off a backslider every now and then.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)
"
Pics or it didn't happen. And please include a leaf of lettuce over each breast to ensure it's on topic.
Posted by: David French at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (VpIIl)
And that's just the way I roll, motherfucker.
Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ymnmz)
Brian Stetler's taint.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
..........
Anti-climactic. It'll be a short shot.
Posted by: wth at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ymnmz)
Brian Stetler's taint.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (KUaJL)
Bwa ha ha
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)
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All Leftists. Not just women. They live in their urban bubbles, and feel that everyone agrees. They're extraordinarily abrasive and hostile about the opposition, so they can't help bringing it up within two sentences of meeting people, who they assume are not opposition. It's an obsession, and everyone must hear about it.
If they are sufficiently Leftist, they will signal their virtue with their clothing, hairstyle, bumper stickers, etc., and you don't even need to wait for words.
When the time comes, and that bubble gets popped, they'll be very easy to ID. At least during Phase I.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)
And what of macaroni salad? The mind boggles!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Just because you add shredded carrots, it doesn't jello into jello salad.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (qjfjx)
And yes avocado on toast is delicious. I just do not like hipster foodies getting on my food lawn and screwing up things for me, especially if it is just to ride a fad.
Posted by: LizLem at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (TnaCl)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (90T4r)
So what?
Let the process continue with the 'hard exit', or whatever they are calling it.
Douchebags.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (7J5t2)
They're mean but in terrible shape from all the liquor and cigarettes, so you just have to outlast him.
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I advise stealth. You see, every living male relative will want a piece of you if you win.
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (Q15yy)
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All Leftists. Not just women. They live in their urban bubbles, and feel that everyone agrees. They're extraordinarily abrasive and hostile about the opposition, so they can't help bringing it up within two sentences of meeting people, who they assume are not opposition. It's an obsession, and everyone must hear about it.
If they are sufficiently Leftist, they will signal their virtue with their clothing, hairstyle, bumper stickers, etc., and you don't even need to wait for words.
When the time comes, and that bubble gets popped, they'll be very easy to ID. At least during Phase I.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)
Phase II is the fun part, where they're begging to be fed and sheltered.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (AllCR)
Phase II comes after Trump has built the camps.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (xqdqQ)
Mila Kunis must be the exception.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (0/zKO)
Its delicious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 03:05 PM (qjfjx)
I initially read 'now and then' as 'mow them down'.
Why am I not drinking?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: LizLem
Bastards messing with my guacamole will get cut.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (y7DUB)
Ace's Shelving Project passed Phase II months ago.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (Boy/L)
Slavic women CAN stay hot, Paulina Porizkova and Milla Jovovich being conspicuous examples. But they're the outliers, and largely because they abandoned their Slavic diet and lifestyle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (39g3+)
They're mean but in terrible shape from all the liquor and cigarettes, so you just have to outlast him.
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I advise stealth. You see, every living male relative will want a piece of you if you win.
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:07 PM (Q15yy)
Depends on HOW you win. And if you buy him vodka, after. But yes. When you fight those guys, you are usually getting put on a list.
On the other hand....oof. Ukranian girls with silky blonde hair and large, firm, natural breasts and traditional gender roles in mind...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (90T4r)
Plus, they seem to like ugly track suit douchebags with dark circles around their eyes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Like Latinas only blond?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (ujg0T)
So how are you, Lefty?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (VpIIl)
Joking aside, DON'T do bondage with anyone you don't know damn well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 02:39 PM (CeJUf)
Art of the Deal, man. Start with something outrageous - I am working the WY and I want to be a cowboy, schtick. And then work it back. I am also hoping for AK, but she is from there, so it might be a bit easier for me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (t6MX/)
479 I just followed the link and read the story. Really not sure why SJW's have lit their hair on fire.
Posted by: Picric at January 15, 2019 03:04 PM
You new around here? Following links and reading the actual story before 500 comments have amassed?
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)
On the other hand....oof. Ukranian girls with silky blonde hair and large, firm, natural breasts and traditional gender roles in mind...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK
Reminded me of Eastern Promises. Good movie.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (0/zKO)
The left needs to stop reacting to everything as a racist dog whistle. They will give themselves a rage stroke.
Posted by: LizLem at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (TnaCl)
I'm gonna write that one down.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (/tuJf)
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From WZ:
Clemson Quarterback: Fast Food At White House Was "Awesome"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Police say Conditt blew himself up on March 21, as officers closed in to make an arrest. Investigators later discovered a roughly 25-minute recording that Conditt made on a cellphone allegedly confessing to the crimes and calling himself a psychopath .
A motive for the bombings remains unclear.
..so did he scream the "song of the double AA" ?
Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (QkjLD)
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Don't get between Michelle and a tamale.
Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (vg8iE)
On the other hand....oof. Ukranian girls with silky blonde hair and large, firm, natural breasts and traditional gender roles in mind...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK
Reminded me of Eastern Promises. Good movie.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (0/zKO)
The movie got a lot right.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: LizLem
Bastards messing with my guacamole will get cut.
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Idiot millennials will pay 17 dollars for a single piece of quacamole toast.
If it were possible to invest in a company that transported people off the earth and to a new habitable planet, I would invest in such a company, bigly.
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (m1yvP)
I'm gonna write that one down.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (/tuJf)
A.K.A. "Don't stick your dick in Crazy's handcuffs."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (AURKQ)
It isn't about Trump, not really. There is a real Trump, but the Trump that they are worried about is the Trump they are chasing in their minds. It is their psychological crutch, and that of their base, that Mueller is Any threat to that threatens a whole psyche and the mass cognitive dissonance when Mueller reports nothing is going to be breathtaking.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (hLRSq)
They don't get the joke at all. It's not who prepared the salads, it's the salads themselves. They are blockheads.
Posted by: Roy at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:02 PM (39g3+)
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Women love a man in uniform. BDU of the SMR. The dark circles are from being tired, from exercising stupendous Slavic libido.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: LizLem
Who are you to deny these people a ragestroke?
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (a0IVu)
Exactly!!!
Posted by: LizLem at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (TnaCl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (vmAQh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK
Always keister a handcuff key .
Posted by: Career criminal at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (AURKQ)
You can probably slide your dick out of the handcuffs.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK
Always keister a handcuff key .
Posted by: Career criminal at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (0/zKO)
The old prison wallet, eh?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (0SGiB)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 03:06 PM (90T4r)
Not necessarily. Heck, dealing with the Leftists makes me dour too.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (AURKQ)
::scribbles::
Posted by: eleven at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (NLLmE)
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From WZ:
Clemson Quarterback: Fast Food At White House Was "Awesome"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 03:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Of course. Have you seen some of those football players? They would blot out the sun just standing next to you, so of course they love the fact that they can eat all the high-calorie fast food they can.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
Also, don't do bonds with anyone you don't know well.
Posted by: Jon Corzine, still just walking around like nothing happened. at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (Boy/L)
1. Yes, it was chatting up an NPC. I'm an idiot and have to stop that.
2. RE: dating advice... pick up one of the 'ettes.
For the past year, I have been under the impression I said something like "anyone want to meet for lunch" one night on the ONT.
Fiance, aka "Bozo Conservative" said no, we got into a conversation and I asked if you wanted to have lunch.
Well, I went back and checked. Much to my chagrin, HE was right. Which is not surprising, since he has an excellent memory.
Moral of the story? When one of the 'ettes starts talking about dating even in the most random of terms, swoop in like a hawk and stay laser focused.
It works. Trust me.
Posted by: shibumi at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (OXL6p)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (qjfjx)
Avocados have been pretty cheap at Kroger lately, only 68 cents each. Also, I've discovered that Sriracha goes well in guacamole.
Posted by: Augustine at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (BDZWU)
Always keister a handcuff key .
Posted by: Career criminal at January 15, 2019 03:12 PM (0/zKO)
Survival tips from the smart military blog!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 15, 2019 03:13 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2019 03:08 PM (y7DUB)
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Phrasing.
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2019 03:15 PM (Bqh5L)
I think it has to with the other investigations. Sessions was recused from anything to do with the 2016 election. That means he not only couldn't oversee Mueller, he also couldn't go after the corrupt members of the DOJ/FBI.
As bad as not getting Orange Man will be, if Barr and team really are going to go after Comey, Brennan and all the rest and follow the trail to the ultimate end the left is in some deep doo doo.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2019 03:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (m1yvP)
Why do you want to transport them to a habitable planet? Haven't you read "The Marching Morons?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 15, 2019 03:15 PM (hLRSq)
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She's workin' a job. On commission. She's not looking to get paid by the people who voted for her. IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:15 PM (VFi0u)
Posted by: Zombie Patsy Cline at January 15, 2019 03:15 PM (yQ8lT)
Posted by: kraken at January 15, 2019 02:59 PM (90T4r)
Win win! Congratulations all around.
Posted by: m at January 15, 2019 03:16 PM (Q7mSB)
Some football player in Twitter said when they went to the Bush WH, they did not get fed at all. He would have killed for a burger at that event.
Hungry young guys happily eating, and pulling from 3 major American food chains so as not to imply favoritism but endorsing USA brands, out of his own pocket due to shutdown...good optics for trump. Well played.
Posted by: LizLem at January 15, 2019 03:17 PM (TnaCl)
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:11 PM (m1yvP)
Why do you want to transport them to a habitable planet? Haven't you read "The Marching Morons?"
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I would go as would a lot of enterprising people. The prospect of vast fortunes beckon, and the builders can not resist.
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:17 PM (Q15yy)
Posted by: DCA at January 15, 2019 03:18 PM (Hc2uj)
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I enjoy Jack's posts because I'd like to see justice done.
But frankly, I'm tired of waiting, and so now, I'll settle for revenge. RIF 'em. RIF 'em all.
Posted by: some moron at January 15, 2019 03:21 PM (sX90E)
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Sandy has gotten herself into some hot blue on blue action.
'So far you're failing US': AOC called out by Native American for saying America is a 'nation of immigrants'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)
LOL they're immigrants too, just a lot longer ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 15, 2019 03:30 PM (CeJUf)
Also, shortly before his dismissal from the Today Show, Matt Lauren was on the "plaza" with Erin Burnett, and he commented about her legs. I heard no shrieking about Lauer on that day, certainly not from Joan Walsh.
Posted by: mercenary13 at January 15, 2019 03:35 PM (VM9pJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 03:59 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 15, 2019 04:04 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at January 15, 2019 04:04 PM (4KrPk)
How do you make knitting racist? You pick up some needles and some yarn and go to it.
Ravelry has the best pattern collections on the Net and now I must find them somewhere else.
Because no one can leave anything alone.
Posted by: Sal at January 15, 2019 04:49 PM (wR64M)
Posted by: Ernest Teebass at January 15, 2019 05:18 PM (ep9//)
A woman as ugly to the bone as these feminists are can go scrub the pots in the back of a Cracker Barrel.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 15, 2019 06:30 PM (WRSbt)
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