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Fresh!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 08:24 PM (ffYR/) 2
We need to talk about Toxic Trumpism.
Posted by: Gillette at January 14, 2019 08:25 PM (m075u) 3
Republicans will not learn the lesson that they can piss on the media with impunity and get away with it. Pity.
Trump shows them the way. Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 08:26 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 08:26 PM (pIZfS) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 14, 2019 08:26 PM (Z+IKu) 6
This isn't who we are.
Posted by: He Who Walks Behind the Rows at January 14, 2019 08:27 PM (9gHOW) 7
Obviously, Trump has a narrow path to victory.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 08:27 PM (pIZfS) Posted by: trev006 at January 14, 2019 08:28 PM (9vRlA) 9
I QUIT!
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at January 14, 2019 08:28 PM (LX21o) 10
7 Obviously, Trump has a narrow path to victory.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 08:27 PM (pIZfS) Early night... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 08:28 PM (/9p9e) 11
Hahahahah, funny shit. Hopefully people are paying attention. Mock them mercililessly
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (M+Lyo) 12
Oddly, for all his wealth, Trump does have the genuine human thing down pat (almost think it is inborn, shocking)- along with an ability to think on his feet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (tnnGd) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (GiDKn) 14
When the 30 days are up, Mulvaney should fire every one of them.
Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (+Tibp) 15
At last, a President I can be proud of !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (5fNnO) 16
Are the Steve King comments a nothingburger, and he should follow the trump model, or is it serious enough to merit the GOP response?
Mitt has weighed in already, because of course he has. Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (onc1L) 17
13 What this man endures day after day...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at January 14, 2019 08 Aside from the personal vile crap flung at his wife and family, I think he lives for this. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (/9p9e) Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:30 PM (/tuJf) 19
Trump is a Master. The patience he is showing now is phenomenal.
I'm ranting and raving in my spare time. Posted by: nip at January 14, 2019 08:30 PM (NUH4Q) 20
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex (Who-Cares)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 08:30 PM (m075u) 21
Hey everybody.
TRUMP: Some people are dumb PDT was in a good mood that day apparently. Normally he would have completed that sentence: "Some people are dumb. And by 'some people,' Jim, I mean YOU." Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:30 PM (miE9U) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (LX21o) 23
Mittens is so easy to mock. He has no idea how bad The Donald would burn his ass.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (M+Lyo) Posted by: shibumi at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (OXL6p) 25
We need 100 more Trumps.
Or as JJ might say, 100 more gavones from Queens to start kicking these bastards in the teeth. Metaphorically, of course. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (EZebt) 26
When the 30 days are up, Mulvaney should fire every one of them.
Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (+Tibp) ---------------- Today is day 24. I expect the Dem screeching to reach glass shattering level by Friday. Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (ffYR/) 27
Trump and his supporters just can't accept that winning the election doesn't really mean you won the election.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (ZqRa6) 28
Again, this is why we have Trump -- because he says That Which Cannot Be Uttered Aloud, even when it is patently obvious. That we are being invaded.
And I love that he won't let Congress take the coward's way out by forcing him to declare an emergency. Make them do their job! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (kQs4Y) 29
"14 When the 30 days are up, Mulvaney should fire every one of them.
Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (+Tibp) " oh please oh please oh please yes this ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (5fNnO) 30
AOC's entire path to victory and glory seems to consist of the following:
1: Get elected with a dumbshit socialist platform 2: Say lots of stupid stuff and mouth off at everyone who disagrees 3: ???? 4: Profit!! Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (miE9U) 31
Early night...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Hey, JJ, I started a Netflix series called When Heroes Fly. It's Israeli. Are they speaking Hebrew? How is that different from Yiddish? Posted by: Blutarski the Goy at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (+Tibp) 32
Clearly Trump is an unrefined boorish human being in desperate need of a Gillette razor
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (+dsLj) 33
I sincerely hope that one day, PDT will literally drop the mic and walk off.
IT. WOULD. BE. GLORIOUS. Posted by: pookysgirl at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (XKZwp) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC) 35
Trumps posts in the WH this weekend, pointing out the hypocrisy of the Congress critters trotting out to Puerto Rico trip, was another great and glorious troll move.
And he is paying for the food for the Clemson team WH visit out of his own pocket apparently! Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (onc1L) 36
33 I sincerely hope that one day, PDT will literally drop the mic and walk off.
IT. WOULD. BE. GLORIOUS. Posted by: pookysgirl at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (XKZwp) No. Precedent Cringeworthy already did that. It was stupid. Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 08:33 PM (NLLmE) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC) 38
Trump's response to the AOC question was pure, distilled New York attitude.
Perfect. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:30 PM (/tuJf) ---------- This is like when Eminem was jumping up and down, trying to start a twitter fight with him. Not even an acknowledgement Eminem existed from PDT. Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 08:33 PM (ffYR/) 39
Enjoy this while it lasts because the Uniparty is determined to never have someone like him lead the country again and it's up to us to tell them to fuck off and make it happen.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (y7DUB) 40
All you really need to know about AOC:
She wasn't appointed to any congressional committees whatsoever. She may as well have to wear a paper hat and a "trainee" badge. They won't even tell her yet what's in the secret sauce. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (miE9U) 41
31 Early night...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Hey, JJ, I started a Netflix series called When Heroes Fly. It's Israeli. Are they speaking Hebrew? How is that different from Yiddish? Posted by: Blutarski the Goy at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (+Tibp) I started as well but not getting into it. And my version is dubbed in English. Yiddish is middle German, a mix of Hebrew, German, Russian, Polish and a smattering of other languages wherever the Jews wandered to. It is written though in Hebrew alphabet. Hebrew, is a semitic language unto itself. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (/9p9e) 42
>>No. Precedent Cringeworthy already did that. It was stupid.
And he did it after saying Trump would never be president. Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (sy5kK) 44
The junior senator for Utah seems to have over estimated the amount of respect and authority he has.
Is Loopy his soul mate? Posted by: Northern Lurker, still hiding after all these years at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (MkcN1) 45
No. Precedent Cringeworthy already did that. It was stupid.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 08:33 PM (NLLmE) That soyboy couldn't compete with the direct masculinity of Trump. Posted by: pookysgirl at January 14, 2019 08:35 PM (XKZwp) 46
Northern Lurker, the power of the magic underwear has gone straight to Mitt's head
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:35 PM (miE9U) Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx) 48
AOC and mitt have a lot in common: an inflated sense of their own importance.
Hopefully the senate and house educate them good and hard this is not so. Ok I have to run. Night everyone!! Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 08:36 PM (onc1L) 49
Did Jim Acosta go to school to learn how to be that daft and boorish?
Or is it genetic? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (sy5kK) Jim's a proud graduate of the Alec Baldwin School Of Poise And Charm. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:36 PM (miE9U) 50
Trumps posts in the WH this weekend, pointing out the hypocrisy of the Congress critters trotting out to Puerto Rico trip, was another great and glorious troll move.
And he is paying for the food for the Clemson team WH visit out of his own pocket apparently! Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 08:32 PM (onc1L) Odd how the Dems trip to Puerto Rico didn't seem to make much news. I guess the government workers dropping dead by the millions every second was a bigger story Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 08:36 PM (SiINZ) 51
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All you really need to know about AOC: She wasn't appointed to any congressional committees whatsoever. She may as well have to wear a paper hat and a "trainee" badge. They won't even tell her yet what's in the secret sauce. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (miE9U) Sandy don't need no committees! Sandy has CNN and MSNBC! Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at January 14, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK) 52
G'night LizLem.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ffYR/) 53
>>Northern Lurker, the power of the magic underwear has gone straight to Mitt's head
Where do the skidmarks go?! Posted by: Mitt Rombley Thought Bubble at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (pIZfS) 54
Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (+dsLj) 55
He also called Comey a dirty cop today.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (t6MX/) 56
The junior senator for Utah seems to have over estimated the amount of respect and authority he has.
Is Loopy his soul mate? Posted by: Northern Lurker, still hiding after all these years at January 14, 2019 08:34 PM (MkcN1) I once put a dog on top of a car. It was racist and wrong, and I apologize. Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (9gHOW) 57
When Trump leaves office, he'll never work in this town again. He will also be the first politician in history to be fine with that.
Posted by: mc at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (l1TIo) 58
Its actually a good thing Acosta didn't get kicked out of the WH press. They might have replaced him with someone who could actually think for themselves.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (jXrK7) 59
22 15 At last, a President I can be proud of !
--- For the first time in my adult lifetime... Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 14, 2019 08:31 PM (LX21o) I was young and dumb when Reagan was President, and didn't come to appreciate him until afterwards. The votes* I cast for Trump are definitely the best ones I have ever cast. No question about it. (*Primary and general election. In PA, which turned out to be pretty important.) Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (sdi6R) 60
Mitt really is beclowning himself. He had some chance of developing some level of gravitas and presence, given his background and the generally mediocre nature of his colleagues. But wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+) 61
Apparently the hamsters are on a union-mandated smoke break...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:39 PM (miE9U) 62
What did Mittens do now? I missed it
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:39 PM (+dsLj) 63
Mitt really is beclowning himself. He had some chance of developing some level of gravitas and presence, given his background and the generally mediocre nature of his colleagues. But wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+) -------------- He is isolating himself down to being his own little island in the Senate. Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 08:39 PM (ffYR/) 64
16 Are the Steve King comments a nothingburger, and he should follow the trump model, or is it serious enough to merit the GOP response?
Mitt has weighed in already, because of course he has. Posted by: LizLem at January 14, 2019 08:29 PM (onc1L) They have all weighed in including Cruz. My response to all of them is that they are a bunch of cowards because they don't speak up when members of the black caucus or the Hispanic caucus make unambiguous racist statements. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 14, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq) 65
Mitt gonna Mitt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 08:40 PM (m075u) 66
Isn't it time to admit that Mitt is worthless as a politician?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2019 08:40 PM (jXrK7) 67
Brutal.
Meanwhile every other Republican is bending over, spreading cheeks and asking, nay DEMANDING, to take it up the squeaker for Rep. King's statement. Posted by: MAGA at January 14, 2019 08:40 PM (TGZP6) 68
This guy on Tucker talks like a fag and his shit is all fucked up.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:40 PM (9L2du) Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (UdKB7) 70
I'm shaving my ass and balls with a Gillette Fusion. Tucking helps prevent scrotal nicks. Posted by: Willard Mitt at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (m075u) Posted by: 2012 at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (bUjCl) 73
Said it already, but Romney thinks he's bringing about the White Horse Prophecy. He needs a split Senate. Romney will be the one to stride forward "when the Constitution hangs by a thread".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (ykYG2) 74
uff da, peebles beat me to it...
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 08:42 PM (bUjCl) 75
60 Mitt really is beclowning himself. He had some chance of developing some level of gravitas and presence, given his background and the generally mediocre nature of his colleagues. But wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+) Like I said in the last thread, where the hell does a Senator get off calling for a House member to resign? Mitt needs to stay in his lane. Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2019 08:42 PM (sdi6R) 76
Infidel, don't hold back, tell us how it really is ;-)
In the meantime, for anyone who cares, my gouty big toe is better. In terms of size, it shrunk from a Frigidaire to about a Kenmore microwave. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:42 PM (miE9U) 77
He also called Comey a dirty cop today.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (t6MX/) St. Jimmy and the whole rotten cabal at the FBI needs to be exposed for the political hacks they are and then strung up Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 08:42 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2019 08:42 PM (5fNnO) 79
King already explained his comments and, assuming what he said is true, it sounds fine to me. Twitchy and Gateway Pundit have it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2019 08:42 PM (y7DUB) Posted by: Jim Accoster at January 14, 2019 08:43 PM (rqHtf) 81
Romney can accept that he lost in 2012, he might have a problem with the fact that Trump won when !Jeb! would have been a much better candidate and would have given a wonderfully gracious concession speech (just like Romney did in 2012)
these people are a real puzzle to me, I can understand why the Jewish Councils in the WW2 ghettos made bad deals with the Nazis (because it was a choice between a bad deal and a worse deal), but I cannot understand why people we call RINOs want to make a bad deal when we seem to be winning winning. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 14, 2019 08:43 PM (ZqRa6) 82
I wonder if Tucker has a buzz tonight. I've seen him roll his eyes more that once and lots of sarcastic snickering.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:43 PM (9L2du) 83
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Isn't it time to admit that Mitt is worthless as a politician? No. That time was 2011. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (m075u) 72 Isn't it time to admit that Mitt is worthless as a politician? = Hello, there. Posted by: 2012 at January 14, 2019 08:41 PM (bUjCl) And no, they didn't correspond first. Their combined responses were completely reflexive and natural. This is why we stay. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 08:43 PM (sy5kK) 84
The post office is still running, right? Even though the government is shut down?
I'd hate to think that RIF pink-slips for all the non-essential folks might be late. I'd be cool if they all appeared in mail boxes the minute RIF was possible. Like when you preorder a book. Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (kFHka) 85
Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.
Posted by: emanations & penumbras at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (WusEB) 86
I'm wearing my captain's hat, now. And an ascot. Ahoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs Posted by: Willard Mitt at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (f1Vqw) 87
Holy smokes. We have finally reached Peak Philly:
https://bit.ly/2FA3fdO That's an Eagles Fan if I've ever heard of one. One-bridge-having motherfuckers. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (ju9gW) 88
Romney/Ryan was the perfect storm of Republican eunification. They couldn't make the sale because they liked what the competition was offering better.
Posted by: mc at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (l1TIo) 89
to quote the president, mallfly, "Some people are dumb."
Posted by: vivi at January 14, 2019 08:45 PM (11H2y) 90
pelosi and the rest of democratic establishment say please ignore ocasio-cortez. She is taking over the base of the democratic party and groper joe is happy she is not old enough to run for president in 2020. Latest polls show aoc is young latinas roll model!
Posted by: ramondo at January 14, 2019 08:45 PM (p02YW) 91
I'm shaving my ass and balls with a Gillette Fusion. Tucking helps prevent scrotal nicks. Posted by: Willard Mitt Scrotalnik sounds Russian! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 08:46 PM (aKsyK) 92
as Lincoln said we cannot spare this man, he fights.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2019 08:46 PM (BHU1I) 93
qdp, I'm in a lot of pain. Makes me snippy, especially with insufferable assholes.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:46 PM (9L2du) 94
Republicans will not learn the lesson that they can piss on the media with impunity and get away with it
More than that. The more they piss on the media, the more the bulk of the country will love them for it. Remember when Newt took a lead over Romney in 2012? He did it because he took the fight right to the ridiculously biased and awful debate "hosts." People loved it. People have contempt for the news media, and the worse they act, the more people love someone that treats them with the appropriate level of respect. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (39g3+) 95
How much must it burn their hides in Silicon Gulch and Silicon Valley that the One True Master of Twitter warfare is a 72-year-old?
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (JgLEu) 96
This is why they hate him. He has pulled back to curtain to expose their lunacy and basement level IQs to the world and they are livid at being exposed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (pUDQf) 97
pelosi and the rest of democratic establishment say please ignore ocasio-cortez.
== Alex from the block Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (bUjCl) 98
Steve King and the GOP need to take trolling lessons from Trump.
Posted by: MikeCLT at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (XXvEG) 99
Infidel, I'm the same way. Hope your pain gets relieved soon somehow...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (miE9U) 100
The post office is still running, right? Even though the government is shut down? The post office likes to claim they have nothing to do with the US government. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (39g3+) 102
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pelosi and the rest of democratic establishment say please ignore ocasio-cortez. She is taking over the base of the democratic party and groper joe is happy she is not old enough to run for president in 2020. Latest polls show aoc is young latinas roll model! Posted by: ramondo at January 14, 2019 08:45 PM (p02YW) The Press talks about the Repub splits and disagreements, but they are simply ignoring the upcoming catostrophic split in the Demo party. It will be glorious. Of course, the civil war that follows, after Sandy and her gang take over the Demo party, will be ugly and nasty. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK) 103
should be primers for all serious Republican politicians in the future.
If only that were the lesson they wanted to learn. Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (JgLEu) 104
The post office is still running, right? Even though the government is shut down?
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ ________ And the Department of Agriculture is still publishing its weekly reports on cotton production. (Essential services, you see.) Posted by: FireHorse at January 14, 2019 08:48 PM (R9QDC) 105
That's an Eagles Fan if I've ever heard of one. One-bridge-having motherfuckers.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (ju9gW) --- and lesbians at that... Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2019 08:48 PM (BHU1I) 106
President #Based: Trump's Counter-Troll Game is Strong Lately
"Glad he's qualified for something." -- Non-Binary Ben
Posted by: ShainS 107
Willard needs to read L. Ron Hubbard.
Posted by: Xenu at January 14, 2019 08:48 PM (Z+IKu) 108
but I cannot understand why people we call RINOs want to make a bad deal when we seem to be winning winning.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken I can help with this! Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 14, 2019 08:49 PM (+Tibp) 109
>>>Romney/Ryan was the perfect storm of Republican
eunification. They couldn't make the sale because they liked what the competition was offering better. Posted by: mc at January 14, 2019 08:44 PM (l1TIo)<<< Read that as eunuchficaton. Which also applies. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at January 14, 2019 08:49 PM (rqHtf) 110
I'm gettin' mail...the in the mailbox kind...
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 08:50 PM (bUjCl) 111
68 This guy on Tucker talks like a fag and his shit is all fucked up.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:40 PM (9L2du) -------------- You probably need to be a bit more specific as I believe you've described roughly 95% of the guests that have been on Tucker. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 08:50 PM (WEBkv) 112
so US post is working, I guess
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 08:50 PM (bUjCl) 113
The Press talks about the Repub splits and disagreements, but they are simply ignoring the upcoming catostrophic split in the Demo party.
Yeah the Democrats are in tatters, without clear leadership, their main powerhouses pushing 80, their bench a batch of ridiculous lightweights and nobodies, and their party lacks any sort of direction or policy other than Orange Man Bad. They're a disaster held together by huge sums of money and the press desperately hiding the collapse. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 08:50 PM (39g3+) 114
How do you suppose he gets his longish locks to stay swooped back like that? He must go through a can of Aquanet a week, God bless him.
Posted by: bluebell at January 14, 2019 08:51 PM (U5tDi) 115
'That's an Eagles Fan if I've ever heard of one. One-bridge-having motherfuckers.'
Can I borrow one? I can't find mine. Posted by: robert plant at January 14, 2019 08:51 PM (UdKB7) 116
The post office likes to claim they have nothing to do with the US government.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (aKsyK) That's an odd thing for an entity mentioned in the Constitution to say. Didn't they learn anything in their Civics classes? Posted by: Captain Hate at January 14, 2019 08:51 PM (y7DUB) 117
Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (+dsLj) Sandy from the "Bronx" Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 08:51 PM (t6MX/) 118
I cannot understand why people we call RINOs want to make a bad deal when we seem to be winning winning.
"Its quite simple, little deplorable hobbit. We would rather lose to them than let you win." --GOPe Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 08:51 PM (39g3+) 119
Unless King has a history of Ultra racist remarks, he is getting railroaded by some real punks.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 14, 2019 08:52 PM (FTPVM) 120
The Professional Liars took two sentences by Steve King and ran them together as one sentence to manufacture the Gotcha quote they wanted.
That's why they're the Pros. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 14, 2019 08:52 PM (Ndje9) 121
Let me guess: the walls are closing in on this President, right? Again? For the how-many-ith time today? Sheesh, those presstitute idiots are imbeciles. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55) 122
It will be glorious. Of course, the civil war that
follows, after Sandy and her gang take over the Demo party, will be ugly and nasty. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK) --- but it should be fairly short and straightforward.... few of them have tactical training, own weapons or practice regularly. they will have to rely on human wave attacks, so stock up on larger caliber rounds and weapons, that will over penetrate and take out several at a time. and, if you can, spot the ringleaders, and take them out first. chances are they will be in the back, often with a bullhorn. i figure my house will like like the end scene in Zulu of Rourke's Drift. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2019 08:53 PM (BHU1I) 123
Also, I owe quarterly taxes tomorrow, ergo, the Gubmint is OPEN FOR BIDNESS!
Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 08:53 PM (+Tibp) 124
Blake, don't know his name, but goofy bald demo adviser. Always has a smarmy smile on his face.
I guess that doesn't really narrow it down. Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:53 PM (9L2du) 125
'Don't be fooled by the moves that I got
I'm still, I'm still ALex from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from..." Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 08:54 PM (bUjCl) 126
As some rightwing pundit recently noted, do not underestimate AOC and her influence. From ZH, a chart of twitter retweets and likes for PDJT and the entire gaggle of notable Dems.
https://tinyurl.com/y95j6wn3 She leaves them a few crumbs. She's a nitwit with a snizz, but she has reach. Sad, really, that her 15 minutes will go into overtime. Oh, and another poll sez that Bernie is the most respected Senator of them all. The Russians have to be laughing into their vodka. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2019 08:55 PM (Z4rgH) 127
I guess that doesn't really narrow it down.
Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:53 PM (9L2du) ----------- James "Serpent Head" Carville? Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 08:55 PM (WEBkv) 128
Willard should eat a bag of syphilitic dicks and die in a fire.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at January 14, 2019 08:55 PM (bML9A) 129
!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 14, 2019 08:55 PM (5fNnO) 130
"I'm down to earth like this
Rockin this Congress business I've grown up so much I'm in control and loving it..." Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 08:56 PM (bUjCl) 131
I was amazed to find that there is an all Lee Van Cleef channel on my Roku.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2019 08:56 PM (UdKB7) 132
From President Trump's twitter feed:
The Fake News gets crazier and more dishonest every single day. Amazing to watch as certain people covering me, and the tremendous success of this administration, have truly gone MAD! Their Fake reporting creates anger and disunity. Take two weeks off and come back rested. Chill! #twoweeks! Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 14, 2019 08:56 PM (kufk0) Posted by: Infidel at January 14, 2019 08:56 PM (9L2du) 134
Romney looks to be overdosing on estrogen.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 14, 2019 08:56 PM (FTPVM) 135
Contempt is the only thing the media understands.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 08:57 PM (MkcN1) 136
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2019 08:56 PM
OMG OMG Is there a Burt Reynolds Channel!?!?! ... ...I mean, uh... asking for a friend? Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 14, 2019 08:57 PM (ju9gW) 137
King Troll wins again. This is the top story on ESPN.com right now.
https://tinyurl.com/y9dvbn28 Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf) 138
Who cares is the perfect response to the you so raaaaacist idiocy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (GbPPJ) 139
And then I was astounded to find there is also an Amos & Andy channel on the Roku. They even have a cartoon!
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (UdKB7) 140
I took my Dad and my very liberal assistant to lunch today without telling each about the other. My assistant somehow started on celebrity political tweets. My Dad told my assistant that Jennifer Lawrence barely completed eighth grade (she is from Louisville and my parents know her parents from Sunday School}. It was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (PUmDY) 141
OMG OMG Is there a Burt Reynolds Channel!?!?!
Posted by: Rusty Nail I could see myself hunting down a Lance Henrickson channel. Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 08:59 PM (+Tibp) 142
They're getting more done while all the resistance is on furlough. That's what I read.
Trump was raised in a world of real people. He went with his father to do collections, we went with his father to do deals. He learned to listen and not lose his place. Getting along (not going along) with resistance is natural to him. Resistance doesn't cause his BP to rise. Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2019 08:59 PM (ePWRo) 143
By the way, with some of the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 08:59 PM (WEBkv) 144
Puzzling. Actually went to GatewayPundit for the first time in eons, and there King is quoted as explaining the NYT report as classic distortion, out of context. Simplified, the NYT reported that King included "white nationalism, white supremacy" in a list of things that shouldn't be considered offensive.
King asserts that this a deliberate mix-up. He was talking about slanderous terms the left has inserted into national discussions - like white nationalism, white supremacy. He then inartfully added a thought about western civilization, specifically why should THAT concept be considered offensive. Looking at the quotes and explanation, King's point seems very plausible. Unless there's more to it, and unless King has a record of actually outrageous statements along similar lines (dunno) ..... seems like another scalp claimed, with enthusiastic help from the GOP. Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 09:00 PM (QDnY+) 145
Yeah, the Dems will see plenty if infighting in the next several years. But who cares? They'll all still push the D-button at the polls like monkeys on crack.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 14, 2019 09:00 PM (Rxduq) 146
By the way, with some of the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 08:59 PM (WEBkv) Finish them, President Trump. Finish them. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 09:01 PM (t6MX/) 147
138 Who cares is the perfect response to the you so raaaaacist idiocy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (GbPPJ) ----------------- My go to response to any leftist is now: "Why do you care more for illegal aliens than American citizens?" Sit back and wait whilst the wheels churn and their brains burns. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (WEBkv) 148
By the way, with some of the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.
Posted by: Blake ---- Like that two weeks comment...heh! Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (kufk0) 149
King Troll wins again. This is the top story on ESPN.com right now. https://tinyurl.com/y9dvbn28 Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf) === Awesome event planning. "White House paper cups bearing the presidential seal held the fries. Pizzas, some topped with olives and tomatoes, also were on the menu. Silver bowls held the condiments and stacks of white china plates sat nearby." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (H421K) 150
By the way, with some of the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 08:59 PM (WEBkv) If he asks Schumer if Nancy broke it off in him, then we'll know for sure. Posted by: Some Jackass at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (9gHOW) 151
Frankly I don't even give a damn if what they claim he said is true. Is that worse than anything She Guevarra says every day? How about what black congresspeople say about whites? And I'm baffled why being white and nationalist is evil. Yeah, White Supremacists are retards because they think ethnic background or skin color determines human value, but white nationalist? People throw that around like its a swear word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (39g3+) 152
King Troll wins again. This is the top story on ESPN.com right now.
https://tinyurl.com/y9dvbn28 Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf) That's awesome and Trump's right, that would be better than being all nervous about having a formal meal in the White House and being on edge. And Trump paid for it so that there would still be a meal even with the furlough. Good for him. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 09:03 PM (GbPPJ) 153
You probably need to be a bit more specific as I believe you've described roughly 95% of the guests that have been on Tucker.
I'll have you know that when Kurt Eichenwald was on there he sounded like a 100% straight hentai afficionado and child pr0n funder. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2) 154
By the way, with some of the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.
That would be yuge! (Pretty sure he got that here) Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 09:03 PM (Bvcbh) 155
I wonder what kind of security those pizzas had to go through?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:03 PM (tnnGd) 156
'And Trump paid for it so that there would still be a meal even with the furlough. Good for him.'
The Dogeater would have called it off and headed for Hawaii. Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7) 157
Yeah, the Dems will see plenty if infighting in the next several years. But who cares?
Infighting drains energy and momentum, prevents organization, saps funds, and strains or damages unity. Its valuable even if the idiotic and credulous voters don't care, because it damages the organization and their ability to affect the culture and politics, law, etc. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:05 PM (39g3+) 158
I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.
=== When Trump arrives at a presser and yells "FIRST !" , we will know fer sure.... Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:05 PM (bUjCl) 159
Hell most days I'd prefer a nice fast food smorgasbord to whatever ritzy crap they'd try to peddle on you in the Obama WH.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:06 PM (icI8A) Posted by: shibumi at January 14, 2019 09:06 PM (OXL6p) Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 09:06 PM (MkcN1) 162
When Trump hands out MAGA shirts for all the guys, THAT is when we will know.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 14, 2019 09:06 PM (ykYG2) 163
King Troll wins again. This is the top story on ESPN.com right now.
https://tinyurl.com/y9dvbn28 Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 08:58 PM (/tuJf) The MFM is having the vapors over it. Fark them. I'll bet the team had fun and enjoyed it Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (SiINZ) 164
I meant the good kind of Moron.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (MkcN1) 165
>>That's awesome and Trump's right, that would be better than being all nervous about having a formal meal in the White House and being on edge.
>>And Trump paid for it so that there would still be a meal even with the furlough. Good for him. He was getting some mild crap earlier in the day for serving fast food because of course he was. Then they got around to the staff being furloughed and oh yea Trump paid. What moron thought putting fast food in front of a bunch of elite athletes who are off the training table would be a bad thing? Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (/tuJf) 166
Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (+dsLj) Pretty sure that's the exact opposite of a euphemism. Posted by: Average Guy at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (LMcFk) 167
The Dogeater would have called it off and headed for Hawaii.
Posted by: freaked at January 14, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7) ---------------- Not before he sent the football team out, with cameras in tow, showing the barricades they weren't allowed to cross. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (WEBkv) 168
By the way, with some of the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ. I sorta doubt it, but you never know. He could be a closet Moron, but I think he's just a Real World Guy. I worked with a bunch of them in manufacturing and they're all great people. They always tell the truth, usually in humorous ways and they all know what they're doing. And if the occasion should ever arise where you need to have your ass handed to you on a silver platter, they can do that with ease. I still want him to adopt me. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55) 169
Scrotalnik sounds Russian!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 08:46 PM Da. Is word for, how you say, soi boi with skinny jeans and "man" bun. Posted by: Krasnyy Um, Siniy Shtat at January 14, 2019 09:08 PM (fkfbL) 170
Da. Is word for, how you say, soi boi with skinny jeans and "man" bun. Posted by: Krasnyy Um, Siniy Shtat at January 14, 2019 09:08 PM (fkfbL) -------------------- LOL! Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 09:09 PM (WEBkv) 171
What moron thought putting fast food in front of a bunch of elite athletes who are off the training table would be a bad thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (/tuJf) HE THINKS THEY DON'T DESERVE GOOD FOOD! Even though Trump loves McDonald's. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 09:10 PM (GbPPJ) 172
So Trump hates women and especially Hispanic women right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:10 PM (Zq9Pe) 173
Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM I still like Ojos Locos Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2019 09:10 PM (fkfbL) 174
172 So Trump hates women and especially Hispanic women right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:10 PM (Zq9Pe) Just the fat ones. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 09:10 PM (t6MX/) 175
Mitt really is beclowning himself. He had some chance of developing some level of gravitas and presence, given his background and the generally mediocre nature of his colleagues. But wow.
Posted by: rhomboid It was definitely an own goal - he chose poorly. Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 09:11 PM (32YRo) 176
What moron thought putting fast food in front of a bunch of elite athletes who are off the training table would be a bad thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (/tuJf) I'm old enough to remember the left oohhhhing and ahhhhhing over Michael Phelps' training diet. Posted by: Bert G at January 14, 2019 09:11 PM (OMsf+) 177
It's Peter. Peter Scrotalnik
Posted by: Peter Scrotalnik at January 14, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7) 178
What did Lost Mitten do now?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:12 PM (Zq9Pe) 179
It was definitely an own goal - he chose poorly.
Posted by: Boswell at January 14, 2019 09:11 PM (32YRo) --------------------- Mitt, bless his heart, proved he hasn't learned a thing since 2012. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at January 14, 2019 09:12 PM (WEBkv) 180
I can picture Trump hiring an official White House Mexican weather girl.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (MkcN1) 181
178 What did Lost Mitten do now?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:12 PM (Zq9Pe) He Mitt all over himself. Again. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (t6MX/) 182
180 I can picture Trump hiring an official White House Mexican weather girl.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (MkcN1) ___ SI SE PUEDE!!!! Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (Zq9Pe) 183
hatever ritzy crap they'd try to peddle on you in the Obama WH.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:06 PM Except, during the Obama years all the "ritzy" food was just foo-foo takes on traditional (cheap) black/southern dishes. Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (ju9gW) 184
I can picture Trump hiring an official White House Mexican weather girl.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (MkcN1) Oh please oh please oh please oh please. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (GbPPJ) 185
If some of the Clemson players/coaches/staff do the twatters, we should be seeing some nice quotes (i.e., normal positive reactions from athletic champions visiting the WH). Pretty certain the "press" will not provide this info (though the ESPN piece Jack linked was fairly normal and had some positive quotes).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 09:14 PM (QDnY+) 186
Don't think Mexican Weathergirls are DJT's type...
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:14 PM (bUjCl) 187
JS, Playing in the Sand is this weekend, pretty stoked.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 09:14 PM (PUmDY) 188
If mitt keeps this up trump is gonna smak'im. It will be epic.
Posted by: 45 at January 14, 2019 09:14 PM (nzKWW) 189
If I were Señor Orange Man, every time Mitt said something about me, I'd tweet a story by the MSM from 2012 calling Mittens a killer, a 1%er, non-tax payer, etc. No comment, just a link to the story.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:14 PM (Zq9Pe) 190
Except, during the Obama years all the "ritzy" food was just foo-foo takes on traditional (cheap) black/southern dishes.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM (ju9gW) Wasn't bronco catching hell for eating wagyu beef during the last shutdown? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 09:15 PM (t6MX/) 191
In Motherland, scrotum shave YOU.
Posted by: Scrotalnik at January 14, 2019 09:15 PM (9Uclw) 192
Don't think Mexican Weathergirls are DJT's type...
Yeah he seems to prefer statuesque blondes with big racks. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:15 PM (39g3+) 193
Oh please oh please oh please oh please.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 09:13 PM What the Empress said. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2019 09:15 PM (fkfbL) Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 14, 2019 09:16 PM (ykYG2) 195
Don't think Mexican Weathergirls are DJT's type...
Yeah he seems to prefer statuesque blondes with big racks. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:15 PM (39g3+) ----------------- FLOTUS will NOT be happy to hear this. Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 09:16 PM (ffYR/) 196
Czech weathergirls, dahlink
Posted by: Miklos, 'cuase Eva Gabor is not available at January 14, 2019 09:17 PM (zCyNd) 197
Lurker - Mitt called for Rep. King (IA) to resign - over "controversy" from what plausibly appear to be completely confected "offensive" remarks in a NYT interview.
Not that Mitt's alone on this. The House GOP caucus (apparently) has voted to strip King of all committee assignments. WTF? There has to be more to this than what I've seen. Then again, it appears the GOP putzes racing to dump King have not done their due diligence, either. Though King did meet with McCarthy today, before the vote. Puzzling. Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 09:17 PM (QDnY+) 198
What moron thought putting fast food in front of a bunch of elite athletes who are off the training table would be a bad thing?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 09:07 PM (/tuJf) --- i was thinking the same thing: those guys have been eating "healthy" for months... a fast food feast with the POTUS would be just the thing they would likely enjoy. and i'll bet you someone checked to see what the team would really rather eat. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 14, 2019 09:17 PM (BHU1I) Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 09:17 PM (/tuJf) 200
190
Wasn't bronco catching hell for eating wagyu beef during the last shutdown? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2019 09:15 PM (t6MX/) Probably not from the media. Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2019 09:18 PM (sdi6R) 201
Yes, leave Thursday
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 09:18 PM (PUmDY) 202
Hillary would have served Chipotle's. ...and become 'unavailable'.
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 09:18 PM (Bvcbh) 203
In Motherland, scrotum shave YOU.
= Gotta pay extra for that sort of service though..in euros... Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:19 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2019 09:19 PM (/tuJf) 205
Gillette Stadium is where the Patriots play.
Just saying.... Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:19 PM (Zq9Pe) 206
Not that Mitt's alone on this. The House GOP caucus (apparently) has voted to strip King of all committee assignments. WTF? There has to be more to this than what I've seen.
Given their vapors over the crap dredged up against Moore, I doubt it. They're more than willing to fall all over themselves to condemn someone hoping that will get them cocktail party invites and press kudos. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:19 PM (39g3+) 207
196 Czech weathergirls, dahlink
Posted by: Miklos, 'cuase Eva Gabor is not available at January 14, 2019 09:17 PM (zCyNd) Can I haz Czech mate? Posted by: AoS Chess thread at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM (9Uclw) 208
Posted by: rhomboid at January 14, 2019 09:17 PM (QDnY+)
___ Thanks. First I've heard of any of this. The GOP, like Mittens can go fuck itself. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM (Zq9Pe) 209
Michelle Obama, the final years...'How I hid 11 plump inches from the american people in a satin dress.'
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM (yhf6w) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM (+y/Ru) 211
These will likely be the best years of our political lives, all thanks to one guy - and the people that had the sense and foresight to back him at the beginning when it was clear that no one else standing would fight for our country.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM (uEbPt) 212
That errant hair tho
Posted by: Big Ern McCracken at January 14, 2019 09:22 PM (rR6tQ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 09:22 PM (aKsyK) 214
These are the years of America best defined by this Led Zeppelin tune
https://youtu.be/rwyV5qGFOYE Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:23 PM (39g3+) 215
Only thing that would have been better was having Papa John's and Chik-Fil-A for the food spread.
And maybe one meal from Taco Bell. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:23 PM (icI8A) 216
Awesome event planning. "White House paper cups bearing the presidential seal held the fries. Pizzas, some topped with olives and tomatoes, also were on the menu. Silver bowls held the condiments and stacks of white china plates sat nearby." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (H421K) I am betting that Trump planned this just to sneak a burger or two. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2019 09:23 PM (1g7ch) 217
Peter Scrotalnik
- Lost Tolstoy novel? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM (+y/Ru) The good stuff only starts around page 704 Posted by: Miklos, impatient at January 14, 2019 09:23 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:24 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2019 09:24 PM (jGvbj) 220
Whatever happens going forward, we will never ever have a President as entertaining as Trump. He's our glorious shitposter-in-Chief and I will dearly miss him when he's gone.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:24 PM (icI8A) 221
Gillette Stadium is where the Patriots play.
Just saying.... Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:19 PM (Zq9Pe) I don't watch sportsball, but I would laugh my ass off if the Chefs whomped the Pats. Posted by: Some Jackass at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (9gHOW) 222
What I don't get is why Steve King would talk to the NYT? You know very well they will fuck you over. Come on guys, that's fucking Politics 101 for conservatives.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (Zq9Pe) 223
Lost Tolstoy novel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:21 PM Da. Main character in Kavkazki Moshonka. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (fkfbL) 224
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
== Turns to his chief of staff and asks if he "called the corgis.." Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (bUjCl) 225
It's Peter. Peter Scrotalnik
Posted by: Peter Scrotalnik at January 14, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7) Was he the guy on Bosom Buddies and then The Newhart Show? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (SiINZ) 226
One of the nastiest hit pieces done on Romney was the WaPos 6,000 word piece on his leading a team of prep school classmates in giving a haircut and toilet bowl shampoo to a classmate.
The victim was my wife's second-cousin's son, who later in life committed suicide. I recall reading it to my wife, it seemed to go on and on like a Tolstoy novel, until I realized who got the treatment, and saying, OMG, that sounds like X's son. Trump ought to link to that one, which began on a Sunday page 1 IIRC, and call Romney "cutter." Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (+fPHo) 227
Welp, I missed the Gillette thread.
I forced myself to watch that video more than once, because I feared something that of course was true. Not once, in a huge production featuring a cast of hundreds, was a non-white male shown in a bad light. In fact, when it came to showing positive male attributes (by the standards Gillette has set), non-white men were 2x more likely to be featured. How unexpected. How long are we to be admonished for our accident of birth? After all, we were "born this way", but apparently even that excuse is conditional on what "this way" is. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2019 09:26 PM (z79tQ) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:26 PM (bUjCl) 229
172 So Trump hates women and especially Hispanic women right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker Just the transgendered, lesbian, Jewish ones. or something Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2019 09:27 PM (WNAuL) 230
You'll know Trump lurks here when he tells Acosta to leave the chicken alone.
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2019 09:27 PM (jGvbj) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC) 232
Was the dog on the car roof story true?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 09:27 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Miklos, already honored at January 14, 2019 09:28 PM (zCyNd) 234
Who gives two shits what the junior FPC from Utah, who is near the bottom of seniority, has to say?
This is the US Senate, boy! Make me a sammich! Posted by: 99 US Senators at January 14, 2019 09:29 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:29 PM (ptqGC) 236
...or if he refers to obama as the studdering cluster fuck of a miserable failure...
Posted by: 45 at January 14, 2019 09:29 PM (nzKWW) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:29 PM (SiINZ) 238
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Tells Acosta to get his shine box and report to the Barrel. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2019 09:30 PM (fkfbL) 239
214 These are the years of America best defined by this Led Zeppelin tune
https://youtu.be/rwyV5qGFOYE Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:23 PM (39g3+) Voiceless, but still trying to rock? Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at January 14, 2019 09:30 PM (R9+0K) 240
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
== tells April Ryan, at a presser, "I will answer your question, but first you will..." Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:30 PM (bUjCl) 241
This is the US Senate, boy! Make me a sammich!
If only that's how it worked, but the day he stepped on the floor he got instant seniority and leadership, and was put on the most powerful committees. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:30 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC) 243
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Calls a press conference to correct some fact about an obscure WWII aircraft Posted by: Miklos, like a Polikarpov, for example at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (zCyNd) 244
I bet you that even with fast food and paper plates, Melania still made it classier and more inviting than anything from the last administration.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (SgjGX) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (SiINZ) 246
You'll know Trump lurks here when he...
Looks at his watch and says..."Jeez, it`s 11:30 and OM hasn`t been stomped yet" Posted by: Tentotwo at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (yhf6w) 247
You'll know Trump lurks here when he laments the canoe accident.
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (jGvbj) 248
Clemson showed up? I thought in the age of Wokeness, teams don't do that anymore cuz OrangeMan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (Zq9Pe) Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (SiINZ) 251
Page headline from Drudge:
SHUTDOWN TURNS NIGHTMARE I don't know if it's vampires, zombies or what. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (ptqGC) 253
Melania still made it classier and more inviting than anything from the last administration.
"Classy, my ass, where is the blow and all the underaged boys?" --Reggie Love Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (39g3+) 254
Willard is a fucking idiot..
If he wanted to make a splash coming to Washington, he could have done a "Gang Of xxx", brokering a compromise to get the wall built and giving the Dems DACA or some such shit.. No.. he goes to the MSM and slams Trump.. what a fucking asshole.. I love how Trump is trolling the press.. I haven't always been a bi fan of some of his Tweet, but this stuff is gold! And Accoster is the perfect foil.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (438dO) 255
You'll know Trump lurks here when he tells Acosta to leave the chicken alone.
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2019 09:27 PM (jGvbj) Serve coffee to the press corps and tell Jim Acosta to put his down. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (SgjGX) Posted by: Miklos, like a moron at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (zCyNd) 257
The left has been bitching about Steve King for years. He's the designated whataboutism whenever you bring up horrendous sexism, racism, homophobia and anti-Semitism among lefty congress idiots. Is he an anti-Semite? Maybe. I don't really give a shit. If he is he's a marginalized one.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (icI8A) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (pIZfS) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Miklos, like a moron, oy at January 14, 2019 09:33 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:33 PM (pIZfS) 262
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Posts Melania's victory rack in 2020 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:32 PM (39g3+) Too classy for that. He'll have Melania pose with butterscotch pudding cups. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2019 09:33 PM (SgjGX) 263
226 One of the nastiest hit pieces done on Romney was the WaPos 6,000 word piece on his leading a team of prep school classmates in giving a haircut and toilet bowl shampoo to a classmate.
The victim was my wife's second-cousin's son, who later in life committed suicide. I recall reading it to my wife, it seemed to go on and on like a Tolstoy novel, until I realized who got the treatment, and saying, OMG, that sounds like X's son. Trump ought to link to that one, which began on a Sunday page 1 IIRC, and call Romney "cutter." Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (+fPHo) Why don't the GOPe not understand the media hates them? Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 14, 2019 09:33 PM (MkcN1) Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 09:33 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+) 266
Clemson showed up? I thought in the age of Wokeness, teams don't do that anymore cuz OrangeMan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (Zq9Pe) Their second time in the Oval Office. And Trump told the press he bought cheeseburgers, pizzas, etc. because the WH staffing is down. Paid with his own money. Love it! Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC) 267
When he tells schumer he talks like a fag and his shit is all fucked up.
Posted by: 45 at January 14, 2019 09:34 PM (nzKWW) 268
''The good stuff only starts around page 704''
Yes but only until page 853. But it starts up again on page 1010. Honestly, the years I spent reading that novel were so worth it. No wonder it's been called an eternal classic. Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2019 09:34 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+) 270
"Clemson showed up? I thought in the age of Wokeness, teams don't do that anymore cuz OrangeMan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (Zq9Pe) " Dabo seems to run a tight ship. I'm sure he knows some of his players aren't Trump fans but reminded them this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and to cut the bullshit and be polite because you're a guest in his house. And I'm sure most would have voted to be there even if they are on the left. I think it's mostly been idiot pro athletes who cares more about virtue signaling - sure helps that every single one of them is already a millionaire. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (icI8A) 271
251 Page headline from Drudge:
SHUTDOWN TURNS NIGHTMARE I don't know if it's vampires, zombies or what. Well my badge expires on Feb 1 but that is an inconvenience, not a nightmare. I'll just be working at the maintenance facility with the daywalkers. Hardly a nightmare. Drudge is such a drama queen. Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (WNAuL) 272
I'd like it if Trump ignored pissants more often
Posted by: Blago at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (UfkIY) 273
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
EXPLAINS A JOKE IN DETAIL! Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 09:31 PM (+Tibp) THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I NORMALLY DO. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (tVQUs) 274
Calls a press conference to correct some fact about an obscure WWII aircraft
- 10 worst Brit aircraft. https://youtu.be/Dzr9f-rkjnw Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru) 275
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Orders Valu-Rite for the next State Dinner (Diet Coke for POTUS) Posted by: Miklos, like a real moron, oy at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (zCyNd) 276
Awesome event planning.
"White House paper cups bearing the presidential seal held the fries. Pizzas, some topped with olives and tomatoes, also were on the menu. Silver bowls held the condiments and stacks of white china plates sat nearby." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2019 09:02 PM (H421K) Imagonna guess no hummers from interns on THIS shutdown. Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (mUa7G) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (aKsyK) 278
>>You'll know Trump lurks here when he
breaks out the pudding cups. Posted by: garrett --------- Shows up at a MoMe. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (U7Mh9) 279
Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (+dsLj) Sandy from the "Bronx" Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner No no no, it's "Sandy from Westchester" Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (QU+qf) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (bUjCl) 281
Opens a presser with a flaming skull.
A literal one. Puts the skull on the podium, dumps kerosene over it, and lights it on fire. "I have big news" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (39g3+) 282
I love it that PDT treats occasional Cortex like the little gnat that she is.
Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (pIZfS) 284
You'll know Trump lurks here when he mentions Hairy Reed's, "Quirk."
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (jGvbj) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (bUjCl) 287
"This Ace of Spades guy, really wonderful, great guy, he's super smart, a genius really, great commenters too. But his commenting software is not good. Bad, bad software. Needs to make a better deal for that."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (pIZfS) 289
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>>You'll know Trump lurks here when he puts Wicket on the 3 Dollar Bill. Are you telling us Ace is GAY? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (m075u) 290
Oh the NYTs issued the Steve King story. Are they not the same jokers who reported that the FBI thought Trump might be a Russian agent?
I'd say "Grey lady down" but its not like shilling for the commies and against the U.S. and its original values is a new thing for that rag. Posted by: paleRider at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (eASYU) 291
When he opens the state of the union talking about gainzz!
Posted by: 45 at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (nzKWW) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:37 PM (U7Mh9) 293
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You'll know Trump lurks here when he Opens a presser with a flaming skull. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (aKsyK) Having the flaming skull dipping the pudding cup would be a great way opening the SOTU. Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2019 09:38 PM (1g7ch) 294
Page headline from Drudge:
SHUTDOWN TURNS NIGHTMARE I don't know if it's vampires, zombies or what. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ............. ALL of the networks have reporters (and I use that term loosely) stationed at all the major airports.. they are reporting on terminal shut downs - which are really due to reduced traffic - as being a cause of the shutdown. They try to find an airport, like Atlanta in that article, that has hour waits and IT'S A NIGHTMARE! Call-outs are up 3-4% from a year ago.. fucking deal with it. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 14, 2019 09:38 PM (438dO) 295
capital...you know what I mean even if my phone does not.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:38 PM (pIZfS) 296
If Trump ever calls Brian Stetler "Tater" we'll know he's one of us.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:38 PM (icI8A) Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:38 PM (pIZfS) 298
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Announces that Ryan has been drafted and shipped to Afghanistan. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (SgjGX) 299
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
When Melania sends her own pudding cup recipe for the next cookbook Posted by: Miklos, with a sweet tooth at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (zCyNd) 300
Olives on pizza sounds revolting.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (PUmDY) 301
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
== Asks Jim Acosta about his Crocks... Posted by: runner ----------- and his Subaru. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (U7Mh9) Posted by: Tuna at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (jm1YL) 303
279 Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (+dsLj) Sandy from the "Bronx" Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner No no no, it's "Sandy from Westchester" Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (QU+qf) More precisely, "Sandy from Yorktown". Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (tVQUs) 304
You guys are too funny..bet PDT was excited to chomp down on burgers and fries..wonder if Melania ever eats fast food..
Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 09:40 PM (LJUs+) 305
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
== asks Ben Roethlisberger to explain what the foock Acosta just said... Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:40 PM (bUjCl) 306
Was he the guy on Bosom Buddies and then The Newhart Show?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:25 PM (SiINZ) Thar was Peter Bonerz. Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 09:40 PM (NLLmE) 307
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279 Still working a good euphemism for AOC but so far Assholsorio OCocksForMe Cuntez has a nice ring to it. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 14, 2019 08:37 PM (+dsLj) Sandy from the "Bronx" Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner No no no, it's "Sandy from Westchester" Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 14, 2019 09:36 PM (QU+qf) More precisely, "Sandy from Yorktown". Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2019 09:39 PM (tVQUs) As long as you refer to me as "Sandy", all is good! Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Miklos, with panini press at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: irongrampa at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (S/hVx) 310
You'll know Trump lurks here when he:
declares The guys get shirts! or... says he's gonna slice like a fucking knife! cuz that's just the fucking way it is! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (438dO) 311
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Throws Acosta out a window after saying "What advice do you offer on the present situation?" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (39g3+) 312
You guys are too funny..bet PDT was excited to chomp down on burgers and fries..wonder if Melania ever eats fast food.. Posted by: IC at January 14, 2019 09:40 PM (LJUs+) I'll bet the Clemson kids loved him. Loved the fast food, loved PDT. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (ptqGC) 313
When he makes an all caps Rapelisburger all caps tweet.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 09:42 PM (+Tibp) 315
..when he points out the sniper in one of the whitehouse paintings.
Posted by: 45 at January 14, 2019 09:42 PM (nzKWW) 316
.when he points out the sniper in one of the whitehouse paintings.
Posted by: 45 at January 14, 2019 09:42 PM (nzKWW) nice Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (bUjCl) 317
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Makes a sly aside that Melania won't be needing Paolo's services. But Chuck Schumer's wife might. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (39g3+) 319
Asks Acosta if he knows a guy named
Posted by: Miklos, with panini press at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM The Paolo, he has fixed it for you. Posted by: Paolo at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (fkfbL) Posted by: Blutarski at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (+Tibp) 321
I'll bet the Clemson kids loved him. Loved the fast food, loved PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:41 PM (ptqGC) The Clemson guys are winners. Trump is a winner. Posted by: Reality Winner, unable to attend at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (zCyNd) 322
You know I was just imagining Melania coming out in just a thong and pudding lids covering her nipples, which even I thought would be beneath a lady of her class.
Then I imagined Trump in the same. ... I need to buy all the bourbon in Kentucky. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:43 PM (tnnGd) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:44 PM (39g3+) 324
You'll know Trump lurks here when he quotes Bob Dole.
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 14, 2019 09:44 PM (jGvbj) 325
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Yells back "Sorry, Jim, but you just got willowed" as he's leaving. Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 09:45 PM (5h/3t) 326
Wow! Another good swim tonight. Two miles (100 laps), but had to quit because they say that the pool closes at 10:00. I'm strongly suspect that they only did that because I am a woman.
Posted by: RBG at January 14, 2019 09:45 PM (YvUf/) 327
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE I SAID ALL CAPS 2 TIMES
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 14, 2019 09:45 PM (PUmDY) 328
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF JIM'S GIGANTIC MAN CRUSH ON HIMSELF!
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops as Ben Roethlisberger at January 14, 2019 09:45 PM (tnnGd) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2019 09:45 PM (39g3+) 330
"Hitting the Valu-Rite a little early, aren't we, Hillary?" Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 09:46 PM (5h/3t) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:46 PM (bUjCl) 332
dude ! *mention
Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:46 PM (bUjCl) 333
You'll know Trump lurks here when he Introduces AOP, a great guy, really great, like many wonderful people in Canada, and did all the transmissions of his entire motorcade in two days Posted by: Miklos, to the shop tomorrow at January 14, 2019 09:46 PM (zCyNd) 334
Next time a journo acts like a twit, sentences them to The Barrel.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 09:46 PM (icI8A) 335
>>>By the way, with some of
the stuff I hear the President saying, I would swear he's got someone keeping an eye on AoS HQ.<<< Nancy Pelosi is so old and crusty, her stem cell injections are rejecting the host. Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2019 09:47 PM (wxZSX) 336
Calls Schumer 'Motherfucker', and asks if he finds that offensive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:47 PM (YvUf/) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:48 PM (+y/Ru) 338
...when he tweets, "Ahoy! 🚢" Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2019 09:48 PM (JgLEu) 339
Give Acosta the MUMR treatment: which will consist of a secret service agent escorting him out while talking over him (Acosta.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:48 PM (tnnGd) 340
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
He starts talking about his next projects being helicopter rides for lefties or canal work Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 09:49 PM (SiINZ) 341
Uses the word 'Kaboom', in any context.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:49 PM (YvUf/) 342
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
== starts dropping #TwoWeeks as an answer to any question.... Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:50 PM (bUjCl) 343
You'll know Trump lurks here when he tweets, "Types, *Deletes*"
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2019 09:50 PM (jGvbj) 344
Asks Pelosi if she knows anything about lace wigs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:50 PM (/dN1M) 345
Offers Acosta his money back for his membership card.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:51 PM (/dN1M) 346
Pixy Misha gets an H1B visa
Posted by: Miklos, suggesting at January 14, 2019 09:51 PM (zCyNd) 347
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
= asks the White House chef if salt on French Toast is "a thing"... Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:52 PM (bUjCl) 348
You'll know Trump lurks here when he
Issues a Presidential proclamation banning carrots in chili. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 14, 2019 09:53 PM (GbPPJ) 349
Ace's J. Crew
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2019 09:38 PM (pIZfS) FIFY Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2019 09:53 PM (EZebt) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:53 PM (bUjCl) 351
Huh. China sentenced a Canadian to death for drug running.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:54 PM (tnnGd) 352
Trump announces opening of negotiations regarding the mu.nu domain
Posted by: Miklos, guessifying at January 14, 2019 09:54 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:55 PM (tnnGd) Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 14, 2019 09:55 PM (di1hb) 355
Thar was Peter Bonerz.
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 09:40 PM (NLLmE) No, you mean Peter Scolari. Bonerz played the dentist on The Bob Newhart Show. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC) 357
When Trump starts travelling by armored train
Posted by: Miklos, quasi-Slavifying at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (NLLmE) 359
352: I was watching some TV show about the International Airport in Bogota. They arrested a couple who were going to smuggle drugs to China. Now they were looking at a mandatory 5 year sentence in Columbia. They told these 2 genius's that the penalty for drug running in China is death so they were really doing them a favor.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (WNAuL) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (2qPhT) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 09:57 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 14, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC) 363
When Trump recruits Bluebell for his personal security staff
Posted by: Miklos, ad infinitum at January 14, 2019 09:58 PM (zCyNd) 364
You'll know Trump lurks here when he and Ace discuss in detail the embarrassing episode of Jim Acosta attempting to make yellow snow off Long Island that resulted in the squatting puddle beneath his surely mangina in sub arctic conditions...!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 14, 2019 09:58 PM (yhf6w) 365
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2019 09:56 PM (WNAuL)
Has anyone heard from AOP? Are we going to have to do a Mission: Impossible style rescue? But AOP is the only one who knows how to do anything... Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:58 PM (tnnGd) Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 14, 2019 10:00 PM (BJlbN) 367
But AOP is the only one who knows how to do anything...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:58 PM (tnnGd) We can do stuff. We're smart. Not like everybody says. Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2019 10:01 PM (NLLmE) 368
Trump hires kbdabear to supervise the Miss Wold competition for the duration
Posted by: Miklos, ad infinitumer at January 14, 2019 10:01 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: runner at January 14, 2019 10:01 PM (bUjCl) 370
China sentenced a Canadian to death for drug running.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 09:54 PM (tnnGd) If he is really a drug runner, then I don't give a fvck. But I suspect it was purely political. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2019 10:02 PM (wYseH) 371
"I've consulted some of the greatest political minds of our time, the best, just great guys, really smart. One of them, Masturbatin' Pete, very sharp."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 10:02 PM (icI8A) 372
274
10 worst Brit aircraft. https://youtu.be/Dzr9f-rkjnw Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru) I was surprised that the video didn't include the B.E.2. It was state-of-the-art when introduced in 1912, but was hopelessly outclassed by German fighters in WWI. There were even hearings in Parliament about what a deathtrap it was for its crews. Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2019 10:03 PM (sdi6R) 373
372 "I've consulted some of the greatest political minds of our time, the best, just great guys, really smart. One of them, Masturbatin' Pete, very sharp."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 10:02 PM (icI8A) Hah! +1 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2019 10:03 PM (tnnGd) Posted by: rickl at January 14, 2019 10:03 PM (sdi6R) 375
Has Trump expressed disdain for banana splits?
Posted by: Miklos, questioning like ? and the Mysterians at January 14, 2019 10:04 PM (zCyNd) 376
"I've consulted some of the greatest political minds of our time, the best, just great guys, really smart. One of them, Masturbatin' Pete, very sharp."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 10:02 PM (icI8A) Hah! +1 Posted by: Aetius451AD == golf clap! Posted by: DJT at January 14, 2019 10:04 PM (bUjCl) 377
"If he is really a drug runner, then I don't give a fvck.
But I suspect it was purely political. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2019 10:02 PM (wYseH) " After Scott Adams lost his son to overdose, he was pushing for the death penalty for pushers and coming to the conclusion that China's flooding of the American market with fentanyl is an act of war. I think if you deal hard drugs to kids, the death penalty should be on the table at least. You may not have killed them but you put the gun in their hand and put their finger on the trigger. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 10:05 PM (icI8A) 378
I predict that Trump, before the 2020 election, will predict an early night.
Posted by: Miklos, and he'll bet a gazillion quatloos at January 14, 2019 10:06 PM (zCyNd) 379
Trump's trusted inner circle of advisors: Masturbatin' Pete, Cannibal Bob, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, and Maxine Waters's Hair.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 10:06 PM (icI8A) 380
ONT is nood
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 14, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd) 381
380 Trump's trusted inner circle of advisors: Masturbatin' Pete, Cannibal Bob, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, and Maxine Waters's Hair.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 14, 2019 10:06 PM (icI8A) === Susan Cuthbertson-Klein still a NeverTrumper? Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 14, 2019 10:08 PM (EZebt) 382
I'll do qdpsteve's job and let you know ONT is up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at January 14, 2019 10:08 PM (ffYR/) 383
ONT is nood
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 14, 2019 10:07 PM (zCyNd) Yeah, he would do that one too Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2019 10:08 PM (SiINZ) 384
10 worst Brit aircraft.
https://youtu.be/Dzr9f-rkjnw ---------- Whew! 10 worst military aircraft. Posted by: De Havilland Comet at January 14, 2019 10:22 PM (ZMWtN) 385
292 Makes a joke: "I saw Shutdown open for Wall, 2019, D.C." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Oh fvck me! never been so happy to have lurked for a couple years before beginning posting. I GET these inside jokes. tears rolling down my face big as horse turds from laughing so hard. Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 14, 2019 10:48 PM (8ZeGS) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0466 seconds. |
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