Donald Trump Drops "Dear Diary" Joke on Jim Accoster

I don't really get the "Dear Diary" joke, but it's a Twitter thing. I guess the idea is that Sassy Jim is a little girl and his tweets are his estrogenic diary entries?

Anyway, whatever it means, Trump used the joke on xer.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:04 PM




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1 Being coy, ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (KNycr)

2 hiya

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2019 09:07 PM (/Z/Su)

3 Why in the fuck would they have built that steel slat fence and then just end it with a chain link fence. If that's not the perfect example of govt incompetence, I don't know what is. It's like fencing a yard to keep your dog in but leaving a 4 foot hole in the fence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (D/hUK)

4 No mayhem....because of the fence, mayhap?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (kQs4Y)

5 Look at Mollie Hemingway's twatter Ace. She built on this tweet.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (ffYR/)

6 Jim Acosta owes his whole career to Donald Trump.

He ought to be a little sweeter to the man.

Posted by: ALH at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (/Z/Su)

7 It came from the Twitter user neontaster, who made the comment that anything Acosta tweets could be prefaced by "Dear Diary."

Posted by: Synnerman at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (7MKQm)

8 Jim Acosta is a fucking dummy.. He goes to the border - in the middle of the day - where there is a fence just like what Trump wants - and says - Hey! No problemo with brown people here!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (438dO)

9 Trump is 72 and he's better at the meme game than just about everyone in politics. All hail our shitposter in chief.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (qjPJY)

10 Dear Diary, what the hell is that for a border? What a crock.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (EQ/NS)

11 I just happened to see it when he tweeted it. I fell out of my chair and knocked a bunch of shit over that was on a table next to me. So funny.

Posted by: kahall at January 10, 2019 09:09 PM (U2nLE)

12 Trump is the best shitposter President in history.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2019 09:10 PM (+dsLj)

13 Willowed (or Bah'd)

441 relocated us to Huntsville
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


I live here now! any chance we're neighbors?

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (8ZeGS)

14 He sure doesn't seem worried about anything.

Posted by: kahall at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (U2nLE)

15 Trump is a cat pawing at a dead mouse.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (MAstk)

16 15!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (NLLmE)

17 The mayhem isn't at the border itself. It's not like illegals cross over and then stop 10 feet inside the US. The real mayhem/crisis is all over the country where millions of illegals live and commit heinous crimes on a daily basis.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:12 PM (D/hUK)

18 Dear diary:

There's a Turkish freighter in port and my asshole's bleedin' like a bitch.

Posted by: Capt' Cuck Bill Kristol at January 10, 2019 09:12 PM (kDw3S)

19 Eris: on biplane use in WWII, a biplane (the swordfish) fired a torpedo into the Bismark's rudder, leading directly to her sinking.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 10, 2019 09:12 PM (vcatx)

20 I wonder if Jim lives in a gated/walled community....

Things that make you go mmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2019 09:12 PM (Z+IKu)

21 It's like fencing a yard to keep your dog in but leaving a 4 foot hole in the fence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (D/hUK)

Uh...no. That's an idiotic comparison.

Robust fencing goes where the border cannot be patrolled effectively. Less robust fencing goes where patrolling has shown to be effective in minimizing invasion.

This ain't rocket surgery.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (wYseH)

22 That's a face in need of a fist.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (4Q5gU)

23 Willowed so I can get the response here:
I didn't know they still used biplanes in WWII -- here are some taking off from an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (kQs4Y)


The Fairey Swordfish was a British torpedo aircraft; it crippled the Bismarck allowing the Home Fleet to close in and put her down. The Swordfish also raided, at night, the Italian fleet base at Taranto, putting much of the Italian battle fleet out of the war. The old "stringbag" was a heck of an aircraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTuaqL-eD4

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (0QYMt)

24 The Bismark is sunk?!?!?!

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (NLLmE)

25 PDT is the Grand Master of media . He makes eunuchs of all these guys.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (9ENTO)

26 Trump will accept the President for Life role only if they continue to supply him with fresh idiots to slap around.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (LL1Be)

27 Dear Diary-

Harry Reid had me pegged.

Posted by: "Catcher's Mitt" Romney at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (kDw3S)

28 All we need are those TSA line things where you pull the ribbon out of the post and connect it to the next post.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (prlhT)

29 That fence is more that adequate if you're trying to keep drunk Russians out.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (T9f3V)

30 "Sir, this is a Wendy's...." would have worked too. LOL.

Posted by: kahall at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (U2nLE)

31 19 Eris: on biplane use in WWII, a biplane (the swordfish) fired a torpedo into the Bismark's rudder, leading directly to her sinking.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 10, 2019 09:12 PM (vcatx)
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Hey Nearsie! Yeah, they were just bringing that up in the last thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

32 Dear Diary,

I made fun of Donnie's wall today and he made fun of me. That's SO lame... everyone knows it won't work!

And besides, everyone knows he's just doing this because he knows I like swarthy boys and he wants me all for himself.

As if!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 10, 2019 09:15 PM (WKQol)

33 21 It's like fencing a yard to keep your dog in but leaving a 4 foot hole in the fence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (D/hUK)

Uh...no. That's an idiotic comparison.

Robust fencing goes where the border cannot be patrolled effectively. Less robust fencing goes where patrolling has shown to be effective in minimizing invasion.

This ain't rocket surgery.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (wYseH)

___

Did you watch that video? The steel fence literally just ends and then the chain link fence starts. And the the steel fence starts again. It is exactly like my example where you have a fenced yard with a wide gaping hole in it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:15 PM (D/hUK)

34

BiffB: Not any more. I moved down here to the Giant Rat's House in '87 from
Madison. Population when I moved there: 3500. When I left 8 years later:
35000. Worked at MSFC for a while, loved that job. It's a nice place to be from.

They used to test the Saturn engines down by the river. It would shake the apartment like an earthquake. They flew the Shuttle Enterprise around the town a time or two before they landed at Marshall. Got a pic of B'Boy^2 under the wing when he was in a stroller. Great for a space geek like me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:15 PM (HaL55)

35 I have seen it used properly when someone gets emotional about a trivial thing that no one cares about. (so they whine to their diary)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 10, 2019 09:16 PM (LWu6U)

36 The Bismark is sunk?!?!?!
Posted by: eleven

Not if 10,000 people each gave a day of their lives to it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:16 PM (Uj7SU)

37 Eris: the Horde knows stuff :-)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 10, 2019 09:16 PM (vcatx)

38 Did you watch that video? The steel fence literally just ends and then the chain link fence starts. And the the steel fence starts again. It is exactly like my example where you have a fenced yard with a wide gaping hole in it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:15 PM (D/hUK)

Funnel your enemy into the kill zone..

Or in this case, leave an opening where you KNOW they will go through, and Man that.

Walls are not there to actually STOP everyone, but to make it take much longer so they CAN proceed, giving your manpower time to respond.

Very simply, they are defensive force multipliers.

But most don't seem to understand basic strategy, nor even tactics.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 09:17 PM (NgKpN)

39 I sense an injunction coming soon.
FOX will join with CNN / Acosta.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:18 PM (1g7ch)

40 Damn it's sad to get him that close to the border and not remove him from the country.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2019 09:18 PM (4ErVI)

41 So it's like prefacing any Accoster tweet with something like "Mirror, mirror ..."

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 09:18 PM (WqPYg)

42 from the other thread, didn't the MSM use one intransigent local Fox network as a stand-in for actual Fox news?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:18 PM (7J5t2)

43 'Super blood wolf moon' sounds like a good name for a band. Also sounds like they are trying too hard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (KNycr)

44 Acosta is like Sam Donaldson, but with better/worse hair.

Posted by: Miklos, shouting, because serious journalists shout at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (zCyNd)

45
I sense an injunction coming soon.

FOX will join with CNN / Acosta.


"Both sides just need to calm down"

Posted by: Laura " Odorless Poo" Ingraham at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (LL1Be)

46 There is a move on Netflix called The Fence which shows the fencing on the border is retarded. Random gaps in the fence. 5 miles of fence, then 100 feet of gap then 1 mile of fence, then 200 feet of nothing, then 500 feet of fence, etc. Gee I wonder if illegals and drug mules figured out where the gaps were?????

And my fear is that even if Trump gets the money, Fence/Wall 2.0 will be built with the same idiotic plans.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (D/hUK)

47 Tell you what, the Brits back then had balls of steel. Now, meh. But back in the day they were something.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (vmAQh)

48 8 Jim Acosta is a fucking dummy.. He goes to the border - in the middle of the day - where there is a fence just like what Trump wants - and says - Hey! No problemo with brown people here!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 09:08 PM (438dO)


TuCa called Acosta a 'buffoon' during his intro today.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (1g7ch)

49 The Eyeties flew biplanes early in the war.

Cr.42 Fiat Falcons I believe they were.....nimble and deadly in the hands of an experienced pilot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (Z+IKu)

50 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (D/hUK)

so you would just do nothing?

OK then...

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (NgKpN)

51 Or in this case, leave an opening where you KNOW they will go through, and Man that.

Walls are not there to actually STOP everyone, but to make it take much longer so they CAN proceed, giving your manpower time to respond.

Very simply, they are defensive force multipliers.

But most don't seem to understand basic strategy, nor even tactics.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 09:17 PM (NgKpN)

____

So the best way to have an effective barrier is to have lots of holes in it. Got it. lol

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (D/hUK)

52 Hey Nearsie! Yeah, they were just bringing that up in the last thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

The Italians flew biplanes in WWII as well.

Posted by: Miklos, victory rolling at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (zCyNd)

53 What I just saw some rumor that RBG is going to resign tomorrow. Twitter will be be full melt down.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (dKiJG)

54 'Super blood wolf moon'

I think that was the Korean Prime Minister in Idiocracy.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (NLLmE)

55 The Fairey Swordfish was a British torpedo aircraft; it crippled the Bismarck allowing the Home Fleet to close in and put her down...The old "stringbag" was a heck of an aircraft.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (0QYMt)


The story I heard was that the AA gun directors on the Bismarck weren't equipped to track a target as slow and low as a Swordfish with a torpedo at 20 feet above the wave tops and so couldn't engage it effectively.

I guess... I mean, I don't know that for sure. I wasn't there or anything. That's just what I heard.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

56 And my fear is that even if Trump gets the money, Fence/Wall 2.0 will be built with the same idiotic plans.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:19 PM (D/hUK)

------------

Have you bothered to read any of the responses to your posts about this?

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (ffYR/)

57 I sense an injunction coming soon.
FOX will join with CNN / Acosta.
Posted by: Burnt Toast[i/]

well here's hoping their injunction gets compacted by a frozen pineapple with horizontal tendencies.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (8ZeGS)

58 uh oh, it begins, rumors swirl RBG will resign tomorrah.

Legions of shut-in democrat cat ladies prepare their false testimonies.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (7J5t2)

59 Wait, we can write our diary on Twitter? And no one can find out what's in it?

Luv it - but I'm going to put a little metal lock on my phone just to be sure.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocrazier-Cortex at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (DuAZ5)

60 https://tinyurl.com/ydepyu2z
Obligatory.
3 Wolf Moon T shirt

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (LL1Be)

61 I guess... I mean, I don't know that for sure. I wasn't there or anything. That's just what I heard.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

No need for false modesty.

Posted by: MiklosPM, more drowsiness at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

62 I want a DMZ like in Korea.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (7J5t2)

63 I knew I forgot something ...
Racial Inequality in the Deployment Of Rooftop Solar Energy in the US

Posted by: Neo at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (e8kgV)

64 53 What I just saw some rumor that RBG is going to resign tomorrow. Twitter will be be full melt down.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (dKiJG)



It moved.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:22 PM (NLLmE)

65 Hey Nearsie! Yeah, they were just bringing that up in the last thread.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:14 PM


Russian I-15 and German HE-51 also used during WW2

Posted by: otho at January 10, 2019 09:23 PM (LkFnL)

66 15 Trump is a cat pawing at a dead mouse.
Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (MAstk)
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The Fuq?

He ain't dead yet...
Fired in shame?
Deplatformed?
Kid's school protested?
Run out of Starbucks?

Nah, He' just barely starting to be mocked, lots of action to come.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 10, 2019 09:23 PM (CHi6V)

67 remember, if you went to high school within a 50 mile radius and a 10 year time span of the next supremem court nomineee, you could be the next fake victim to try to derail him!

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:23 PM (7J5t2)

68
So the best way to have an effective barrier is to have lots of holes in it. Got it. lol
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (D/hUK)

That whooshing sound?

That's the point flying right past your limited intellect.

If you have a big wall, then a 100 yard gap, the VAST majority of people will try for the gap, meaning you don't need as much manpower to watch the rest of the wall.


If Congress would get off their ass and actually FUND a real wall, you would not have to try tactics like that.


But due to folks like you, they won't.

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 09:23 PM (NgKpN)

69 Tear down the wall!

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 09:24 PM (T9f3V)

70 What I just saw some rumor that RBG is going to resign tomorrow. Twitter will be be full melt down.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (dKiJG)

-----

Just a rumor. Personally, I'd be gobsmacked if the old virago turned loose of the seat without someone prying her off it in her death rigor.

But, hey, here's hoping... *snifter clink*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 09:24 PM (5aX2M)

71 rumors swirl RBG will resign tomorrah.

Legions of shut-in democrat cat ladies prepare their false testimonies.


Better hope Trump doesn't nominate a woman!

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 09:24 PM (fw0Ic)

72 Acosta: "There is no crisis on the border! Look, I am right next to a section of heavy fencing and there are no people crossing."

*turns his back to a chainlink fence portion, people climbing, leaping, hurdling, pole vaulting over*
Acosta: "So you can see, there is no need for any wall as no one is actually trying to cross where we have a wall."
*Cirque de Soleil crosses the chainlink fence, a mime making faces behind Acosta*
Acosta: "This is Jim Acosta reporting where there is actually no crisis on the border."

*behind him MS-13 has rigged a conveyor belt over the chainlink fence and is passing over boxes marked "drugs" "guns" "sex slaves"*

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:24 PM (0QYMt)

73 I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:25 PM (0OmEj)

74 The steel fence literally just ends and then the
chain link fence starts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:15 PM (D/hUK)

What do you want...a beautiful transition designed by I.M. Pei and built by Frank Lloyd Wright's construction company?

It has to start and stop somewhere.

You are being contentious for no reason.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (wYseH)

75 Has anyone said "Baghdad Jim" yet?

Because if not, "Baghdad Jim".

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

76 has there been a good woman judge? nah, better stick to mean old white chritsian men. not too old tho.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (7J5t2)

77 Better hope Trump doesn't nominate a woman!
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 09:24 PM (fw0Ic)

Probably an extremist Catholic.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (dKiJG)

78 Welcome, Mr. President. Feel free swipe any other material of Ace's. Everybody else does.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (Ndje9)

79 The Italians flew biplanes in WWII as well.
Posted by: Miklos, victory rolling


So did the Russians/Soviets.

The front was so broad in Russia, the Soviets would fly old biplanes at treetop level and strafe rear areas of the German Army. They would also do scouting of German positions.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (S6Pax)

80 Rush pointed out that Acosta was actually making Trump's point -- that where there was a wall, there was no problem.

Posted by: empire1 at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (IBgfK)

81 has there been a good woman judge? nah, better stick to mean old white chritsian men. not too old tho.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all!

What about that hot blonde chick that was Judge Dredd's sidekick?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (Uj7SU)

82 The "Dear Diary" thing is that, like someone who writes a diary, the writing is about the writer.

Acosta is all about himself. He reports about himself. Pure vanity. Dear Diary . . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (zHJYZ)

83 Looks like ol Jimbo is puttin' on a little weight. What's the matter there Jimmy, not eating well after the wife threw you out?

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (9X60i)

84

I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.

Made of steel so as to conduct the 440-volt line connected to every section generated with Earf-friendly solar power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

85 Welcome, Mr. President. Feel free swipe any other material of Ace's. Everybody else does.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives


Well, ok then!

Posted by: Unfunny Amy Schumer at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (XROPS)

86 I want a DMZ like in Korea.
Yes.
I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.

Yes.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

87 I thought the dear diary bit was from here... I guess it's a Twitter thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (5aX2M)

88 What about that hot blonde chick that was Judge Dredd's sidekick?

--

she passes

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (7J5t2)

89 If it needs chainlink sections i want backup minefields.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (0OmEj)

90 73 I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.
Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable



With a moat dug on both sides of it filled with alligators that have lasers guns on there heads.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (WNAuL)

91 I guess... I mean, I don't know that for sure. I wasn't there or anything. That's just what I heard.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx
I heard the same thing. Sounds like a real fubar not to adjust for the main torpedo aircraft of the likely naval foe you would be facing. The othe rI heard was that a lot of the small caliber weapons did not have their shells explode because they passed through the fabric of the Swordfish without exploding.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (0QYMt)

92 What about that hot blonde chick that was Judge Dredd's sidekick?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (Uj7SU)


I'd like to approach that bench.


Yeah that's all I got.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (NLLmE)

93 Interesting: "According to some historians, it was in the North African theatre that the CR.42 performed at its best.[2] Experienced Italian pilots, the majority of them being veterans of the Spanish Civil War, employed the exceptional manoeuvrability of the CR.42 to great effect, enabling successful attacks against RAF Gladiators, Hurricanes and Spitfires and often forcing their opponents "...to adopt the tactic that Messerschmitt pilots had used against them: to avoid dogfights and to attack them with sudden dives."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (kQs4Y)

94 Just saw bearded Ted Cruz on TV.
He should go for the Lemmy style.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (1g7ch)

95 I want a wall with a mind like a diamond.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

96
has there been a good woman judge?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (7J5t2)

There was a hot one in CA when I lived there.

I assume that is what you are discussing...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (wYseH)

97 88 What about that hot blonde chick that was Judge Dredd's sidekick?

--

she passes
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all!



Olivia Thirby

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (WNAuL)

98 It makes sense to leave a small gap in a wall, for maintenance. You wouldn't want people to have to climb over the wall or go around it whenever they want to do something on the other side.
I strongly suspect that the Border Patrol already knew about this gap being there, even before Acosta pointed it out to them.

Posted by: PG at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (Yox9g)

99 ACTUALLY BREAKING


Johnny Bobbit arrested in GoFundMe scam

Immediately launches PleaseBailMe

Posted by: Miklos, just the facts at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

100 presonally, I don't find the judd's that attractive, aside from puffy face back in the mid-90s. So, no, no nominees from the judds.

ashley. ashley judd, great in her undies in that movie. bad as a sumpreme court justice.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (7J5t2)

101 ohhh.judge. not judd.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (7J5t2)

102 acosta's video proves President Trump's point, that where there is a wall, the area is safe and works to keep illegal aliens out.

Posted by: James at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (DWCq/)

103 What I just saw some rumor that RBG is going to resign tomorrow. Twitter will be be full melt down.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (dKiJG)



Timed to coincide perfectly with the opening of her ridiculous movie?

PR stunt.

Posted by: Unfunny Amy Schumer at January 10, 2019 09:30 PM (XROPS)

104 *behind him MS-13 has rigged a conveyor belt over the chainlink fence and is passing over boxes marked "drugs" "guns" "sex slaves"*
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:24 PM (0QYMt)


Who was that guy went down there and hired a mariachi band to follow him across?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:30 PM (1g7ch)

105 It's not fair but the current, REAL RBG looks like a sea serpent.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (7J5t2)

106 PR stunt.

Posted by: Unfunny Amy Schumer at January 10, 2019 09:30 PM (XROPS)

Yup. My bet is that she dies on the bench.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (wYseH)

107 With a moat dug on both sides of it filled with alligators that have lasers guns on there heads.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (WNAuL)

Venomous sprinting razor clams would be more cost effective. Also delicious.

Posted by: Miklos, less than $22 trillion in debt, so cool at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (zCyNd)

108 Mikey: the box marked 'sex slaves' is actually moving... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (miE9U)

109 ashley. ashley judd, great in her undies in that movie.


Peak Judd.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (NLLmE)

110 What about that hot blonde chick that was Judge Dredd's sidekick?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (Uj7SU)


Rob Schneider?

Posted by: Some Jackass at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (9gHOW)

111 The othe rI heard was that a lot of the small caliber weapons did not have their shells explode because they passed through the fabric of the Swordfish without exploding.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (0QYMt)


Oh yeah, same with cannon shells and the doped-linen skin on the Hurricane. Heard that too.

Again, I should stress that I did not fly for either the RAF nor the Luftwaffe during the 1940s.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:32 PM (t+qrx)

112 Ive been a judge. Im good.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:32 PM (XROPS)

113 Drumpf must not be allowed to place on the Supreme Court any religious extremist who hurls the phrase "Merry Christmas" at others!

Posted by: Julia Ioffe at January 10, 2019 09:32 PM (DuAZ5)

114 Again, I should stress that I did not fly for either the RAF nor the Luftwaffe during the 1940s.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:32 PM (t+qrx)

That's exactly what a double agent would say.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (kQs4Y)

115 Good female judge? Deborah wasn't bad.

Also Judith Shiendlend.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (qjPJY)

116 Drumpf must not be allowed to place on the Supreme Court any religious extremist who hurls the phrase "Merry Christmas" at others!
Posted by: Julia Ioffe

===

"unless she yells snakc bar, of course"-the liberals.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (7J5t2)

117 If RBG retires tomorrow I'll eat my hat. She is a true believer and will stay till the bitter end. Course my hat is a giant tortellini, so I got that working for me.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (lqgsv)

118 Just saw bearded Ted Cruz on TV.
He should go for the Lemmy style.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:29 PM (1g7ch)
*****************
I like it, but I'd like to put a little hair color on those 2 little white tufts on either side on his chin.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (hECVl)

119 OT:

Not a big fan of beards (especially long ones,) but gotta admit, the beard on Ted Cruz looks pretty good.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (NtglE)

120 Mikey: the box marked 'sex slaves' is actually moving... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 09:31 PM (miE9U)


*Thinks "join Border Patrol" and "civil forfeiture"*

Posted by: Miklos, open to new opportunities at January 10, 2019 09:33 PM (zCyNd)

121 Timed to coincide perfectly with the opening of her ridiculous movie?


Are you saying that 2 hours of hectoring and virtue signalling is ridiculous?? Why this movie will sweep the Oscars!! Nobody will watch it but its a winner!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (WNAuL)

122 I nominate LA Sue.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (NLLmE)

123 Burnt Toast and redridinghood, now that he has a beard, Ted Cruz also needs a black cat to hold and stroke as it purrs, for maximum evil imagey-ness.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (miE9U)

124 The fact some news outlets are asking Dr's about her cancer and they are giving her a clean bill of health, tells me she is dying.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (dKiJG)

125 yeah, the anti-Christian bent of the lefty democrat base demands trump puts his thumb in their eye. I prefer to be represented by people who look and think like me. not sea serpents who think america is an atheist nation to be determined later.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (7J5t2)

126 92 What about that hot blonde chick that was Judge Dredd's sidekick?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (Uj7SU)

I'd like to approach that bench.


Yeah that's all I got.
Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:28 PM (NLLmE)

Olivia Thirlby. Who is evidently not a blonde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (KNycr)

127 Beto tried to out-beard Ted and failed miserably.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (qjPJY)

128 My mom would be a great judge.

I mean, she could definitely pass the bar if she wanted to, but it doesn't matter because she wouldn't care about the law at all... just dispensing justice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 09:35 PM (5aX2M)

129 Olivia Thirlby. Who is evidently not a blonde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

There's only one way to be sure.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:35 PM (Uj7SU)

130 86 I want a DMZ like in Korea.
Yes.
I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.

Yes.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

With those spinning machine guns from Predator and those harnesses where you can swing out over the wall to cover more ground with fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2019 09:35 PM (4ErVI)

131 I wonder what percentage of the border town residents EstroJim Acosta spoke to have walls or fences around their own homes?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 10, 2019 09:36 PM (uy4Sm)

132 Kim Wardlaw was smart and very pretty. I dont remember her political affiliation.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:36 PM (XROPS)

133 74 The steel fence literally just ends and then the
chain link fence starts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:15 PM (D/hUK)

What do you want...a beautiful transition designed by I.M. Pei and built by Frank Lloyd Wright's construction company?

It has to start and stop somewhere.

You are being contentious for no reason.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2019 09:26 PM (wYseH)



Chain link for animals to get through a spot easier (Because of all the 'what about animals that move around if you block them with a wall!' stupidity)

Or maybe because its a section that they open up for some sort of maintenance requiring you to be on the other side of the barrier.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 09:36 PM (WaxcS)

134 yes, I would nominate this judd but she got liberal and puffy:
https://youtu.be/NOlJiZbQSCI

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 09:36 PM (7J5t2)

135 Olivia Thirlby. Who is evidently not a blonde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (KNycr)



If a woman identifies as blonde I believe her.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 09:37 PM (NLLmE)

136

The fact some news outlets are asking Dr's about her cancer and they are
giving her a clean bill of health, tells me she is dying.


Yep. That's pretty easy to figure out these days. I think she's on her deathbed as we speak.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

137 Again, I should stress that I did not fly for either the RAF nor the Luftwaffe during the 1940s.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:32 PM (t+qrx)

Me neither, though my grandfather had been RFC during the WWI.He never really talked about it. I do have his pictures from that - training in Texas before the US got involved, etc. Kind of interesting to look at a picture from the pilot's view of a potential strafing run.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:37 PM (0QYMt)

138 Beto tried to out-beard Ted and failed miserably.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:34 PM (qjPJY)



Barry O: My beard is the biggest of all. She must be almost 7 feet tall and 350 lbs

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 09:37 PM (SiINZ)

139 It's funnier if you imagine hearing @Acosta's tweets in the narrator's voice from the "Sad Cat Diaries" on YouTube.

Posted by: bittergeek at January 10, 2019 09:37 PM (G2Ptb)

140 Mikey: the box marked 'sex slaves' is actually moving... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve


Uhh, sorry about that. Let me get that out of your way...

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 09:38 PM (9zArn)

141 "Dear Diary,

I so wish mean old President Donnie wasn't so mean to me!! All I'm trying to do is make him better!! Why doesn't he like me?? I'm so very lonely!!

Jimmy Acosta (heart) (heart) xoxoxoxoxo"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 09:38 PM (miE9U)

142 If RBG dies on the Bench does that mean she planked?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 09:38 PM (9ENTO)

143 Yes, it's a Twitter thing started by a user 'neontaser' who noted all of Acosta's tweets read like a whiny little girl's diary entry. He suggested everyone retweet Acosta with 'Dear Diary' It was picked up by people like Molkie Hemingway (who has balls larger than her cuck husband, btw) and Acosta got super annoyed, so now it cannot be allowed to die.


I can't stop laughing that the Madman in chief actually did it.

I dread 2024 because our next POTUS is going to be so boring.

Posted by: venus at January 10, 2019 09:38 PM (KdXEl)

144 A triple wall barrier would be best.

6 ft fence on the border line.
20 ft gap for maintenance.
15 ft solid wall.
100 ft gap with roaming packs of dingos
30 ft wall with chain guns on rails to intercept anything in the 100 ft gap.

In areas where cost need to be cut just go with two 6ft fences and kill zone.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:39 PM (1g7ch)

145 The guy who killed Osama bin laden reviewed a book called 4 hours of fury
About an Airborne jump into Germany, he said he couldn't put it down.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:39 PM (dKiJG)

146

Beto tried to out-beard Ted and failed miserably.

I did a DDG search for "Ted Cruz with a beard" and found some funny photoshops of him and Dondi with beards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:40 PM (HaL55)

147 It's funnier if you imagine hearing @Acosta's tweets in the narrator's voice from the "Sad Cat Diaries" on YouTube.
Posted by: bittergeek at January 10, 2019 09:37 PM (G2Ptb)


I just laughed so loud the cat ran out of the room in a panic. Which made me laugh louder.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:40 PM (t+qrx)

148 146

Beto tried to out-beard Ted and failed miserably.

I did a DDG search for "Ted Cruz with a beard" and found some funny photoshops of him and Dondi with beards.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:40 PM (HaL55)



Did any give them the Kratos God of War beard?

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 09:40 PM (WaxcS)

149


has there been a good woman judge?

Right up there in the mythical pantheon of the conservative Senatrix and right-thinking Congresswymyn

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:41 PM (LL1Be)

150 I believe Ben Shapiro's dad started it. The point is to make fun of Acosta's compulsive navel-gazing.

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1012788603926339584

Posted by: T.J. at January 10, 2019 09:42 PM (zLLOw)

151 @150: "I believe Ben Shapiro's dad started it."

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (I/iGu)

152 Am I the only one who would prefer a wall designed after the walls of Windsor Castle? 4 stories tall, 15 ft. thick, arrow slits...
I guess I'm just old fashioned that way.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (Uj7SU)

153 If it's a national emergency Trump should have the Army Engineers and the SeaBee's build the wall.

And let the Marine Sappers set charges for the tunnelers.

Posted by: Bobby Dare at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (ePWRo)

154 Day 20: Government Shutdown

Day 720: "This is the administration's worst week yet"/ "The president is increasingly isolated"/ "The walls are closing in".

AND NOW YOU"VE MADE cher WRITE IN ALL CAPS!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (Ndje9)

155

Did any give them the Kratos God of War beard?

Didn't see one, but one of Dondi almost looked like the dude in Pirates of the Caribbean who had an octopus for a beard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)

156 86 I want a DMZ like in Korea.
Yes.
I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.

Yes.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

With those spinning machine guns from Predator and those harnesses where you can swing out over the wall to cover more ground with fire.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


600 ft high wall of ice !!!! Because we all know that zombie dragons that might melt it aren't real...

Posted by: Adriane the No Social Media is Good Social Media Critic ... at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (LPnfS)

157 @153: "And let the Marine Sappers set charges for the tunnelers."

Never woulda guessed Pelosi was a Weeds fan.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (I/iGu)

158 Didn't see one, but one of Dondi almost looked like the dude in Pirates of the Caribbean who had an octopus for a beard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)


Keira Knightley?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (t+qrx)

159

Feinstein's bill, the Assault Weapons Ban of 2019, would ban the sale, manufacture, transfer, and importation of certain semiautomatic firearms. The text of the bill has not yet been released, but Feinstein's office said it would ban any firearm capable of accepting a detachable magazine and either a "pistol grip, a forward grip, a barrel shroud, a threaded barrel or a folding or telescoping stock."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (aKsyK)

160 Again, greatest pot roast in history.

Fading into the mist. ( it had awesomeness like a mohawk ).

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 09:45 PM (ZejZP)

161
Feinstein's bill, the Assault Weapons Ban of 2019


Exhibit C.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 09:46 PM (LL1Be)

162 154
Day 20: Government Shutdown



Day 720: "This is the administration's worst week yet"/ "The president is increasingly isolated"/ "The walls are closing in".



AND NOW YOU"VE MADE cher WRITE IN ALL CAPS!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2019 09:43 PM (Ndje9)

What walls? The Democrats will not let Trump have a wall! How can there be walls closing in if they do not let him have a wall!?!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:47 PM (0QYMt)

163 Or a trigger. Definitely no triggers for Nancy.

Posted by: Bobby Dare at January 10, 2019 09:47 PM (ePWRo)

164 Barrel shroud! Drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)

165 You guys forgot the lasers, lots of lasers

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2019 09:47 PM (/rm4P)

166

Am I the only one who would prefer a wall designed after the walls of
Windsor Castle? 4 stories tall, 15 ft. thick, arrow slits...

I guess I'm just old fashioned that way.


No.


I am puzzled by the comments on here about the wall needing maintenance. If you were to build one as you suggest, I don't see the need. It's a big fence. If you build it big and strong enough, you won't need any maintenance.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:47 PM (HaL55)

167 Feinstein's bill, the Assault Weapons Ban of 2019, would ban the sale, manufacture, transfer, and importation of certain semiautomatic firearms. The text of the bill has not yet been released, but Feinstein's office said it would ban any firearm capable of accepting a detachable magazine and either a "pistol grip, a forward grip, a barrel shroud, a threaded barrel or a folding or telescoping stock."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (aKsyK)


Ban any firearm with pistol and/or forward grip, how you supposed to hold it?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:47 PM (1g7ch)

168 I want a continuous 40 ft wall from the gulf to the Pacific.

Made of steel so as to conduct the 440-volt line connected to every section generated with Earf-friendly solar power.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

Word

Posted by: free tibet at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (n/eZB)

169
600 ft high wall of ice !!!!

That's dumb. The migrants will just go to Home Depot and buy a 601 foot ladder! Duh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (aKsyK)

170 Lib NPC: The walls are closing in on Trump! Also walls don't work and are inmoral.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (qjPJY)

171 Mollie Hemingways dear diary is great becuz it pokes fun at his dough boy body too

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (XROPS)

172 Feinstein's bill, the Assault Weapons Ban of 2019,
would ban the sale, manufacture, transfer, and importation of certain
semiautomatic firearms. The text of the bill has not yet been released,
but Feinstein's office said it would ban any firearm capable of
accepting a detachable magazine and either a "pistol grip, a forward
grip, a barrel shroud, a threaded barrel or a folding or telescoping
stock."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (aKsyK)


My guess is she never heard of the M3 Grease Gun and exactly how it can be produced.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (0QYMt)

173 The story I heard was that the AA gun directors on the Bismarck weren't equipped to track a target as slow and low as a Swordfish with a torpedo at 20 feet above the wave tops and so couldn't engage it effectively.

I guess... I mean, I don't know that for sure. I wasn't there or anything. That's just what I heard.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

Battleships wised up on low fliers and fired the big gun into the water, like skipping a stone, and let the giant splash bring down the plane.

Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (EPLAU)

174 17 The mayhem isn't at the border itself. It's not like illegals cross over and then stop 10 feet inside the US. The real mayhem/crisis is all over the country where millions of illegals live and commit heinous crimes on a daily basis.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:12 PM (D/hUK)


And vote in American elections. Don't forget that.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

175 Paint. Or will it be chrome.

It should be chrome, like a big Buick grill.

Posted by: Bobby Dare at January 10, 2019 09:49 PM (ePWRo)

176 They're killing the Americans that Americans refuse to kill!

Posted by: Little Jimmy Accoster at January 10, 2019 09:49 PM (Tyii7)

177 170 Lib NPC: The walls are closing in on Trump! Also walls don't work and are inmoral.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (qjPJY)

???

Posted by: vagina walls at January 10, 2019 09:49 PM (iSh8b)

178 So Ruthie let's go over this one more time.

We're having a special showing of your biopic on the Mall in front of the Capitol building.

You're gonna parachute in at the head of a team of the Golden Knights - but you've gotta open your chute last, so you land first! Don't forget that!!

You'll land on the red carpet and take off your gear revealing an elegant gown. Don't forget to do a 360 for the papparazzi.

Then, you'll be greeting...Ruthie? Ruthie? Are you paying attention?

Posted by: PR Guy at January 10, 2019 09:50 PM (DuAZ5)

179 but Feinstein's office said it would ban any firearm capable of
accepting a detachable magazine and either a "pistol grip, a forward
grip, a barrel shroud, a threaded barrel or a folding or telescoping
stock."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 09:44 PM (aKsyK)


So it bans guns.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:50 PM (XROPS)

180 LASue: Doesn't ban derringers and those are one of the 5 most dangerous guns in the world!!!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:51 PM (qjPJY)

181
My guess is she never heard of the M3 Grease Gun and exactly how it can be produced.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:48 PM (0QYMt)


It's the Sten that can be made with a soup can and file (maybe a bit more effort...) and plans are readily available on the 'dark web'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 09:52 PM (1g7ch)

182 Speaking of the wall former congressman and current mental defective Joe Walsh has been going on and on about Trump making this an emergency. If it wasn't an emergency weeks ago how can it be an emergency now?!?! He's the only real conservative left just believe him and he won't lie to you like Fox News, Rush and Hannity. If Trump does this he'll be acting like a king and today he called it Trump's imperial presidency. Of course before Christmas he guaranteed Trump would fold on the wall. But he's only slamming Trump to protect the Constitution cuz he's a real conservative and you Trump fans shouldn't just listen to Fox News, Rush and Hannity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 09:53 PM (SiINZ)

183 I didn't know we were back to the Bismarck again.

A musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLCkkrq417k

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

184

but Feinstein's office said it would ban any firearm capable of

accepting a detachable magazine and either a "pistol grip, a forward

grip, a barrel shroud, a threaded barrel or a folding or telescoping

stock."


She forgot to include the thing that goes up, hereafter referred to as The Thing That Goes Up Loophole.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

185 Good thing I'm not President. The entire southern border would have a mile wide minefield, several moats full of water moccasins and a 30 foot wall lined with drunk Cajuns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (pUDQf)

186 Wow! Some good news--

Remember Jayme Closs, the 13-year-old Wisconsin girl who went missing back in October? She has been found alive. Suspect in custody. Not much more detail yet.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

187 She forgot to include the thing that goes up, hereafter referred to as The Thing That Goes Up Loophole.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)


See #164.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

188 Why didn't the Bismarck shoot down any Swordfish?


https://tinyurl.com/y7ymcssy

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 10, 2019 09:55 PM (3DZIZ)

189 Jumbo Jim Acosta at the border. He's porking up so much that he can't slip his carcass between the slats. So Mexico is safe from him. On the other hand every burrito in every restaurant in McAllen is quaking in fear. Jumbo Jim just might walk through the door.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 10, 2019 09:55 PM (WRSbt)

190 Everything's quiet right here in McAllen so obviously that means the entire 1,954 mile border is just as quiet. Trump is so dumb.

Posted by: Jimmy Acosta at January 10, 2019 09:56 PM (zmIJL)

191 Well, g'night all morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:57 PM (0QYMt)

192 Remember Jayme Closs, the 13-year-old Wisconsin girl who went missing back in October? She has been found alive. Suspect in custody. Not much more detail yet.

Some pedo claims he killed Jon-Benet Ramsay. Or however its spelled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2019 09:57 PM (39g3+)

193 Good night, Mikey NTH.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 09:58 PM (t+qrx)

194 185 Good thing I'm not President. The entire southern border would have a mile wide minefield, several moats full of water moccasins and a 30 foot wall lined with drunk Cajuns.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (pUDQf)


Meh. I endorse Zod's glue strip. That would dissuade others from attempting the crossing.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

195

'Night Mikey.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)

196 186
Wow! Some good news--



Remember Jayme Closs, the 13-year-old Wisconsin girl who went
missing back in October? She has been found alive. Suspect in custody.
Not much more detail yet.





Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)


That is awesome news.


I though for sure she was a gonner one way or another.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2019 09:58 PM (jGvbj)

197 You know people say there's a hunger crisis in Ethiopia but I just had a 6 course meal at my hotel in Addis Ababa. Just more FakeNews.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:58 PM (qjPJY)

198 LASue: Doesn't ban derringers and those are one of the 5 most dangerous guns in the world!!!
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 09:51 PM (qjPJY)

So its both over inclusive and under inclusive.

Nice work, Nancy.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:59 PM (XROPS)

199 Forget the wall. What we need is some sort of Warner Bros-cartoon style contraption on the border.

Maybe some sort of device that, if someone crosses it, it instantly freeze-dries and crumbles the person?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 09:59 PM (miE9U)

200 Re: Jayme Closs. If I remember correctly, her Mom and Dad were found shot to death in the house, and there was no sign of Jayme anywhere.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 09:59 PM (NtglE)

201 ONT not up yet?
Had a great day, everyone have a good night

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2019 09:59 PM (/rm4P)

202 'night Skip

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

203 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

204 ONT is up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 10:00 PM (kQs4Y)

205 The big media push right now does seem to be "The existing wall construction sucks so we shouldn't build more!" Which doesn't even really feel like a hail mary. More of a guy trying to hide the football under his jersey then forgetting which direction to run.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2019 10:00 PM (39g3+)

206 Horton's in a killin' mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

Posted by: Bobby Dare at January 10, 2019 10:02 PM (ePWRo)

207 Oh goody! Thumbhole stocks will make a huge comeback. So sexy, so useless.

Thanks Diane!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2019 10:03 PM (Z+IKu)

208 @182
We have literally been having this same exact fight since 2004.

Frauds, all of them.

Posted by: Jewish Ravioli at January 10, 2019 10:04 PM (ESNat)

209 Some pedo claims he killed Jon-Benet Ramsay. Or however its spelled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2019 09:57 PM
~~~~~

Huh. That was such a weird case. Suspicion was even thrown at the dad and brother. I always thought perhaps her death was an accident (caused by either dad or bro) and they tried to cover it up.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 10:05 PM (NtglE)

210 Mote between two walls. Filled with alligators and a new bounty hunt on everglade pythons that can be relocated to the mote. Landmines on the mexico side of the walls.

Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2019 10:06 PM (9L2du)

211


Don is the man.

He just portrayed Acosta as a little girl sitting on a fluffy bed with her legs crossed writing diaries to herself in the foolish and delusional hope that something will happen. It also includes that Jim actually loves Don, and that jim is writing little love pieces to Don in his little diary.

Goddam that guy is good. Might be the best slam yet.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at January 10, 2019 10:33 PM (z8c2c)

212 Re: Acosta .. The Stoopid is strong, in this one.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 10, 2019 11:04 PM (7K9lw)

213 Dear Diary,

Life is so unfair. My dad got me a new Mustang... it was awesome! Then I called Donnie dumb in gym class, so he took a dump in the back seat at lunchtime. Soooo gross!!

I told my mom on him. But when his dad came over to talk about with her, Donnie just bought my Mustang from my dad!!!

Oooooh, I hate him SO much!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 10, 2019 11:20 PM (pZzSk)

214 so that means what that all the americans killed by illegals arent killed now or all the americans raped by ilegals arent raped now

Posted by: sound awake at January 10, 2019 11:49 PM (PmOM1)

215 The 2019 Assault weapon(I hate that term)ban will fail.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 11, 2019 12:10 AM (0OmEj)

216 Too many congress critters know where their base is. Gun control is dead nationally. Trump knows where his support is. He will veto any bill if it could get through the Senate.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 11, 2019 12:13 AM (0OmEj)

217 We needs to end thiss Trump diasaster because no Americons are dying from peoples of coler !! Quit lying Trump you piece of dog poop !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 11, 2019 02:08 AM (qM84C)

218 I think the "Dear Diary" reference is implying that he's really just talking to himself, no one else cares or is listening.

Posted by: LordAzrael at January 11, 2019 03:21 AM (6kSSS)

219 Why does Acosta wear ladies' sun glasses?

Posted by: Esteban at January 11, 2019 06:14 AM (RabEB)

220 In case no one has mentioned it yet, the "Dear Diary" joke started when @neontaster observed that Acosta's tweets seemed as if he was writing in a diary, and tested it out by retweeting some random tweets prefaced with "Dear Diary". It worked, and the joke took off.

Needless to say, Jimmy was a bit salty.

Posted by: Saber Alter at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (Ull2i)

221 And oops, looking at the comnents I see it was. Still, some kind souls screencapped the original tweet. https://mobile.twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1083533285551235072/photo/1

Posted by: Saber Alter at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (Ull2i)

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