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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Berthold Woltze [Hat Tip: OregonMuse]
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:42 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:43 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2019 09:43 AM (a6fvI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:43 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 11, 2019 09:43 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 09:44 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:44 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:44 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: BonHagar at January 11, 2019 09:44 AM (03DVu)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (u1org)
/not because I'm hot, but because they were socially retarded, oh sorry, "socially differently abled."
Posted by: shibumi at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (OXL6p)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 09:45 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 11, 2019 09:46 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:46 AM (I2dne)
He's not just annoying and pervy, she's obviously in mourning. Travelling to or from a funeral, maybe she has lost a home along with a loved one.
I can't wait to find out when this is from (looking things up is cheating before 100 posts) to know what the significance of Weimar is at this point.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: German SJW hashtags from the 19th century at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (tgzKa)
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (al6UK)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (mpXpK)
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He's not just annoying and pervy, she's obviously in mourning. Travelling to or from a funeral, maybe she has lost a home along with a loved one.
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Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
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Ah, good point. I had forgotten about the very specific implications of all-black dress prior to our current era.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (I2dne)
Creepy yes, but a fine painting.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
"Max Boot, Severely Conservative, at your service!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (pNxlR)
As someone who is home sick with the not-the-flu, thank G*d for modern medicine.
Could you imagine shivering on your crappy mattress or hay bale with a sore throat, cough, and 100 degree fever for four or five days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
That said, I can imagine she wishes he'd go away.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (7MRhd)
Say there little lady, would you like to try a sample of my miraculous elixir that cures all manner of feminine ills?
I'm a Doctor of Medicine from Philadelphia.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (kJWoP)
Also holding a cell phone in a leather case
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (BJlbN)
It's astonishingly photorealistic for that old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:49 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Majolica at January 11, 2019 09:49 AM (L/iaS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:49 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 09:49 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Gavin de Becker at January 11, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)
I like how the artist signed his name on the crate, too.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 09:50 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:50 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)
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"My name's Harvey. You're kinda cute. I can get you into kinetoscopes."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2019 09:47 AM (tgzKa)
Ah, the old "in-out"!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (tgzKa)
That's the late great Walter Becker 'splaining to her about how many hours they took to find just the right microphone for a specific guitar solo sound for a Steely Dan song.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (HaL55)
This is pretty much exactly what younger women and any nearby observers think of you whenever you try a bit of flirting. I know, you might actually be charming, but this is still the default setting.
Flirt with younger women and you immediately look foolish to everyone else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (oZ6kz)
The grieving lady needs one of bluebell's shivs. A quick stab over the right shoulder into his lower lip should make him sit down and shut up in no time.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (veoSD)
Beat me to it.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (Bdeb0)
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Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
"You picked her up at a funeral?? Chazz I respect you and think you're an innovator but I'm just not ready for that."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (KUaJL)
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You had hay bales?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
He's not just annoying and pervy, she's obviously in mourning. Travelling to or from a funeral, maybe she has lost a home along with a loved one.
I can't wait to find out when this is from (looking things up is cheating before 100 posts) to know what the significance of Weimar is at this point.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
I see a young WWI widow, probably got married just before he shipped out.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (kJWoP)
Now, this is silly and offensive.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored
books! at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (BJlbN)
Ha! I was just going to say that!
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)
Go do something nice for someone today. Expect nothing in return.
It's a good day to be alive.
Say a prayer and love each other.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (d7Ww2)
You know what is colored black and is also readily concealed on a person, Jack?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (gC2IV)
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Friggin' richers, man. I had mud - but only if I spilled my thrice-weekly cold hot-water soup. Otherwise, dirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (ymnmz)
It's astonishingly photorealistic for that old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019
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A clever way to sign his work!
And yes, very photorealistic. When you enlarge the picture, you can see crinkly skin at the corners of the Irritating Gentleman's eyes. His beard and mustache look like real facial hair, and her gloves have a faint sheen like well-tanned, used leather.
The texture of his hat brim suggests the hat might be a straw . . . but then, why would the mournful guy behind him be wearing a fur hat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
The guy clearly needs help on his game.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (h5Df3)
Flirt with younger women and you immediately look foolish to everyone else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (LX21o) "
Heh, only for the serfs.
Posted by: Hyper Rich Septuagenarians With Hot Younger Wives at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: William Jefferson Blythe Jr. at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (2Mnv1)
This guy really paints good.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (kJWoP)
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He's no Rothko.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (lGLBx)
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Seriously, it's easy to see why the average lifespan was in the thirties or whatever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (8ymTm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Pork chop bone up under the collarbone will make him rethink his priorities.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (EMrMF)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (9zArn)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (LX21o)
My guess she's got a Colt in her floral bag
wonder if there's a sequential painting, maybe covered by Remmington, "the dead perv"
Posted by: Majolica at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (L/iaS)
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That's the strap that opens and closes the window.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (Hx3Yn)
It's astonishingly photorealistic for that old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:49 AM (fuK7c)
I see a young WWI widow, probably got married just before he shipped out.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
Or not. LOL. Young widow, definitely, tho.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (kJWoP)
He's doing my kitchen next month.
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (zy5Ai)
Flirt with younger women and you immediately look foolish to everyone else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (LX21o)
Sort of related:
You know what sucks? I as a dude can't be walking down the street and stop to ask to pet someone's dog. There's nothing I can do or say to convince you that "No, I'm not trying to hit on you. Your dog is just adorable and a very good boy and I want to pet him, and then I'll be gone."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (/tuJf)
"Aside from that, how was the play, Mrs Lincoln?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (ymnmz)
And they just. won't. shut. UP!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dirt McGirt at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (YDbOS)
Posted by: Carpet Bag? at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: Count Lewis Von C.K. at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Berthold at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (L/iaS)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (/tuJf)
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She's not that old.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (U5tDi)
Sort of related:
You know what sucks? I as a dude can't be walking down the street and stop to ask to pet someone's dog. There's nothing I can do or say to convince you that "No, I'm not trying to hit on you. Your dog is just adorable and a very good boy and I want to pet him, and then I'll be gone."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL)
Seeing as I'm a dude I wouldn't interpret it as being hit on. On the other hand I don't have a dog, so maybe I should.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (LX21o)
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Beware averages. Go to an old cemetery and look at the headstones - a lot of older people (fifties and above) and a lot of kids. If you made it to later pre-adolescence, you usually made it. The life span was crap compared to now (and we have good sanitation to primarily thank for our improvement, along with improved medicine), but few people died in their thirties or twenties.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dirt McGirt at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (YDbOS)
He's just bummed cause he already struck out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL)
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Why would you want to pet somebody else's dog?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (UGqF8)
The guy clearly needs help on his game.
Beginning with that bow tie. Sheesh dude, did you get dressed in the dark?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL) "
What an adorable dog! You're a disgusting hag, though. Would you kindly look the other way so I can pet your dog without projectile vomiting?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (LX21o)
you're exactly right. I think guys think they can get away with this without meeting up in a high end party, with wealthy galore overlooking the creep factor hook up.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
No, wait. You're right. The seven doesn't have the slash through it, that's a one. It is 1914.
That makes so much more sense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (gC2IV)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. I bet he's telling her she reminds him of Joan Collins.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (0tfLf)
"And if you listen very hard/the Jew will bother you a lot..."
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (oZ6kz)
Thanks. I'll try this one next time.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 09:53 AM (pNxlR)
SOCKS!!!
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (zy5Ai)
Why would you want to pet somebody else's dog?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (UGqF
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Because dogs are cool?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (I2dne)
Bander to The Barrel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (UGqF
"Sometimes it's fun watching other men pet your dog. Ahoy!
Posted by: Captain Cuck at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Barrel at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (/hNtH)
There used to be a shop in Boston where they made bags like that. Very pretty, very expensive.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (oZ6kz)
Harsh neg, bro.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: I. M. A. Wanker at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (UFLLM)
I still find that wise advice
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (zy5Ai)
and try to clean the place up a bit......
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (mUa7)
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Phrasing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (LX21o)
They obviously needed more common sense gun laws.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 09:59 AM (/tuJf)
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Now they all come from Guangdong Bag and Suitcase Factory No. 17.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 09:43 AM (UGqF
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Wrong language for the time period, I think....
"Pray, young madam, what price for your undergarments? I wish to procure them forthwith"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (8g9zh)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (EQ/NS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL)
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Why would you want to pet somebody else's dog?
Posted by: Cicero
Because I like animals more than people.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Just the punchline at January 11, 2019 10:02 AM (ymnmz)
"Did I mention I'll pay for your abortion?"
Posted by: I. M. A. Wanker at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (UFLLM)
Abortion would've been illegal at the time.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 10:02 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Mike S at January 11, 2019 10:02 AM (Gyg4r)
Posted by: Dirt McGirt at January 11, 2019 09:56 AM (YDbOS)
He's just bummed cause he already struck out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (Ct55T)
Why the long face, Lurch?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2019 10:02 AM (y7DUB)
"Pray, young madam, what price for your undergarments? I wish to procure them forthwith"
"Fifthwith, even."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
The original title is "Der lästige Kavallier" btw. While irritating is a proper translation, lästig is a stronger word, and Kavallier is in the German language more akin to a wooer or ladies man. So the 'pesky gentleman' or 'the annoying gentleman' are almost better translations.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (EMrMF)
well sure but you must have your own canine companion in tow.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (zy5Ai)
How old would you say this young lady might be?
At first glance, I thought young 15-16, but embigged the close up I'm thinking 18-20. Old enough to be a schoolmarm.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (kJWoP)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Captain Cuck at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Paolo at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (BC8yF)
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Ha. I can think of a half dozen people who swore off GM products for life because of their experiences with a Cavalier.
A wooer it was not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (LX21o)
Pretty sure they sold a 'Mother's Helper' back then. Had a girlfriend who collected antique bottles and my mother once bought her a beautiful cobalt bottle that was from an abortive.
Awkward.
Posted by: Barrel at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)
the headstones - a lot of older people (fifties and above) and a lot of
kids. If you made it to later pre-adolescence, you usually made it. The
life span was crap compared to now (and we have good sanitation to
primarily thank for our improvement, along with improved medicine), but
few people died in their thirties or twenties.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (I2dne)
I did some research on that a couple of years ago when we were debating raising the age for SS. (which we have already done 2 or 3 times BTW)
The actual life span has not increased that much since the 30s. But what caused the increase is better live birth care and fewer wars. Some countries to not call it a live death if within a year or more of birth. We do. The other thing is the death rate from heart attacks has decreased to about 30% of the heart attacks.
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (mpXpK)
Police Lt. Timothy Abbo told the Detroit Free Press late Thursday an active theft investigation is underway involving the Queen of Soul's suburban mansion, but that it started before Franklin's death. He offered no further details.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (zy5Ai)
Anyway, Kris is right. It's 1914 not 1874.
She could be among the first of the war widows.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (oZ6kz)
I do this all the time.
I've never had any woman accuse me of hitting on them if I ask to pet their dog.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
The strap is to raise and lower the window. See the slit where it goes over the stud on the sill?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (mUa7G)
So it looks like you pull the strap to raise the window, which means the strap would probably be laying on the floor if the window was up.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (ymnmz)
That makes so much more sense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 09:58 AM (fuK7c)
If it is 1914, the man is even worse. She just lost her husband and this guy, who couldn't be bothered to sign up himself, is now creeping on a new war widow. Someone is asking for a good thumping.
This is a good painting.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (OyyDO)
"Pray, young madam, what price for your undergarments? I wish to procure them forthwith"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (8g9zh)
That's cultural appropriation and I simply won't STAND for it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Lady, "Good sir depart my presence forthwith or I shall have to plug you with my Derringer."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (oBUlP)
Shutdown threatens national security, FBI agents group warns
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (QkjLD)
He died in 1896.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (9zArn)
Next time ask if you can pet her Schnauzer.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: I. M. A. Wanker at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (UFLLM)
Abortion would've been illegal at the time.
Oh, you're right. Something illegal could never possibly have been offered for money...
Posted by: I. M. A. Wanker at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (UFLLM)
The actual life span has not increased that much since the 30s. But what caused the increase is better live birth care and fewer wars. Some countries to not call it a live death if within a year or more of birth. We do. The other thing is the death rate from heart attacks has decreased to about 30% of the heart attacks.
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (mpXpK)
If they'd just invested the money in the stock market like Chile we wouldn't be having this problem. Not that I particularly care to see the program continue.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
Although a knout for a lout has a certain ... rhyme to it.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (MwFQu)
He died in 1896.
Posted by: t-bird
The first time machine?
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (8ikIW)
When she gets home she's going to have to wash her hair from the stench.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (hECVl)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 09:54 AM (LX21o)
+++++++++
Beware averages. Go to an old cemetery and look at the headstones - a
lot of older people (fifties and above) and a lot of kids. If you made
it to later pre-adolescence, you usually made it. The life span was crap
compared to now (and we have good sanitation to primarily thank for our
improvement, along with improved medicine), but few people died in
their thirties or twenties.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 09:57 AM (I2dne)
I do a lot of Ancestry.com. A lot of kids died, oftentimes in the first few months. Then a lot of people died in their fifties, probably when their hearts gave out. If you made it through that, you were around until your late 70s through 90s. And everyone had either a nuclear family member or a cousin die in the Civil War. Everyone knew someone who died in the Civil War, and there were a lot more women than there were men in the postwar years, meaning a significant proportion of the women of that generation never married.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (jK8Z7)
because you probably kept your eyes on the dog or her eyes, not her parts.
key
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (zy5Ai)
A wooer it was not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (LX21o)
++++++++++++
If you didn't like the Cavalier, you can upgrade to a Cimarron...
When the new guy (forget his name) took over Cadillac, he kept a big glamour shot of the Cimarron in his office in an ornate frame - with a brass plaque reading "Lest We Forget..." mounted below it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (9zArn) "
Damn good painting for a dead guy.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: I. M. A. Wanker at January 11, 2019 10:00 AM (UFLLM)
Abortion would've been illegal at the time.
Oh, you're right. Something illegal could never possibly have been offered for money...
Posted by: I. M. A. Wanker at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (UFLLM)
In public while wearing opera glasses and a fancy hat? How dare you sir!
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (h5Df3)
the closest word in English to "lustige" is "lusty", although it has a broader connotation in German. "Kavallier", analogues Cavalier, in the 17th century sense, and the French Chevalier.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (Kpl3J)
Looks like Woltze painted this two years after the Franco-Prussian War, so thoughts that this young woman is a war widow seem to be correct.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (tVWQB)
A wooer it was not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (LX21o)
Every manufacturer has one of those.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
perfect, you are on a roll today.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (UGKMd)
>>You know what sucks? I as a dude can't be walking down the
street and stop to ask to pet someone's dog. There's nothing I can do or
say to convince you that "No, I'm not trying to hit on you. Your dog is
just adorable and a very good boy and I want to pet him, and then I'll
be gone."
I do this all the time.
I've never had any woman accuse me of hitting on them if I ask to pet their dog.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
I find that a meet the nicest people (mostly) when I stop to complement them on their dogs. But you can usually tell by their dog if they are nuts anyway. Once in a while though you pet a boarder collie in a bandana and the owner turns out to be Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (ymnmz)
But. When did he stop painting?
Posted by: garrett
Still on the voter roles in Chicago
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (8ikIW)
Next time ask if you can pet her Schnauzer.
I've seen pointers point and setters set, but I've never seen a Schnauzer schnauz.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (jYje5)
No, wait. You're right. The seven doesn't have the slash through it, that's a one. It is 1914.
He died in 1896.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (9zArn)
The time machine the Teh Ewok totally doesn't have strikes again!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (veoSD)
"Pray, young madam, what price for your undergarments? I wish to procure them forthwith"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 11, 2019 10:01 AM (8g9zh)
That's cultural appropriation and I simply won't STAND for it.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
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I once stole a petri dish from a biology lab. The school kicked me out for cultural appropriation.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (8g9zh)
A wooer it was not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (LX21o
What does "1984 Sunbird Convertible" mean in German?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (IqOTP)
Shutdown threatens national security, FBI agents group warns
They're right. Not funding the Wall threatens national security. It *IS* national security.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (9zArn)
I retitle this painting "River City". Would hang.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Red Lobster has dirty kitchens at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
What about their....cat?
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (cF8AT)
She could be among the first of the war widows.
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No, it's 1874. Woltze died in 1896.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (hECVl)
But. When did he stop painting?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (/hNtH)
No idea, but he's still voting Democrat to this day.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)
I've never had any woman accuse me of hitting on them if I ask to pet their dog.
Posted by: JackStraw
I KNEW IT!
I knew I was doing something wrong!
I always asked to pet their furry creature.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM (EMrMF)
As far as you know, yes.
I've also had countless women ask to pet my dogs. Golden puppies are a babe magnet.
Seriously, if you are a dog lover most people can tell. So can the dogs.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM (tVWQB)
Of course, she's too White, so she'd be more Billy or Hillary's type.....
Posted by: Sen. Bobby Menendez at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM (Bqoi/)
When the new guy (forget his name) took over Cadillac, he kept a big glamour shot of the Cimarron in his office in an ornate frame - with a brass plaque reading "Lest We Forget..." mounted below it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (I2dne)
I believe my brother and I deemed that the "Cadillac Cavalier" back in the day.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
Even if they don't have a dog?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Red Lobster has dirty kitchens at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (IqOTP)
Loosely translated would be "Trabant".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (IqOTP)
AIDS.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: M K Ultra at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM (tVWQB)
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So then she lost her husband in the Franco-Prussian War.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (UGqF8)
**********
Report: Jeff Flake in Discussions to Join CBS News
**********
Guess the rumor that CNN & PMSNBC was right, that they didn't want him
Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId)
Staffer Fired After Washington Local Fox Affiliate Q13 Airs Altered Trump Video
https://bit.ly/2SQkbR6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 10:10 AM (LX21o)
True.
I rented a new Malibu once. Boy did they destroy that legacy......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (zy5Ai)
That's like hunting over bait. Totally unfair.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Will writes with the intellectual heft of Cliff Clavin.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
One?
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (prlhT)
Gay Latin Music Star Kevin Fret, 24, Shot and Killed in Puerto Rico
The "Soy Asi" singer was riding his motorcycle at around 5:30 a.m. when he was attacked. He later died at the Medical Center of Río Piedras, El Nuevo Dia reported.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (8ikIW)
Apparently this painting is used in memes.....
"I have cholera."
It was either that or a hatpin to his eye.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (8i5iQ)
I rented a new Malibu once. Boy did they destroy that legacy......
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++
Several years ago or so (2012 maybe?) I had a Impala as a rental.
I took it back. Thankfully it was making a noise (a wheel well piece would rub at near max wheel turn) that I knew didn't matter, but happily used it as an excuse to get rid of it. What a POS.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (I2dne)
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
!Bam Bam!
*cordite smoke clears as body slowly slumps into aisle, both eyes neatly shot out*
Posted by: Mr. Pervo at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2019 10:11 AM (EMrMF)
Ha your are correct I might have fallen for the dog deal!
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (cxHbL)
I've been accused of exaggerating too much.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Of course I am waiting for her to pull out the knitting needles and spear this mangy cur's hide to the side of the car.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (oBUlP)
Hey, I am NOT mangy. It's the onset of normal male-pattern baldness.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (veoSD)
Did you just call me sweet, willow?
Point in case, this woman stopped me one day and asked if she could pet my dog. She then proceeded to pet and kiss him while secretly checking me out.
https://tinyurl.com/ya2q7op3
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Red Lobster has dirty kitchens at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (Z216Q)
It is unclear why the White House made the request for the meeting with acting Solicitor General Jeff Wall, which was uncovered in a Freedom of Information Act discovery by the group American Oversight and has not been previously reported. Nor is it clear if Wall actually met with White House officials about Wynn's case. Both the White House and the Department of Justice declined to comment.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (QkjLD)
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"What do you mean this isn't made in Britain?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (LX21o)
The downside of Goldens - I had a friend who owned 3, very friendly, but his back yard looked like The Western Front, 1917.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)
It's not lustig, I have now looked it up. It's lästig.
A Last is a burden. Lästig is burdensome, annoying, and many other synonyms for being a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
https://bit.ly/2VMGXLz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 10:15 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:12 AM (zy5Ai) "
Being hit on? Your nightmares are a lot tamer than mine.
Can'tsleepdemonclownswilleatmecan'tsleepdemonclwonswilleatme
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:15 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:15 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:13 AM (I2dne)
Most cars I rent now I find are crap....but Chevy is one of the worst I've driven, honestly. Cheap Datsun's aren't any better. When you'd rather have a Kia, they're doing something wrong.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 11, 2019 10:08 AM (Hx3Yn)
OK, but he's still needs to be punched.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 10:15 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (8ymTm)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (zy5Ai)
A Last is a burden. Lästig is burdensome, annoying, and many other synonyms for being a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
"Lustig" is also generally understood to mean "Horny"... but it seemed a bit too on-the-nose to really be the title...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (OZnO0)
if that doesn't work, she has a hand gun, and the AK-47 is subtly hidden, if he has friends. The next painting turns into a fight scene in "Kill Bill" style.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (Cus5s)
Headline: 241 "White House Intervened in Trump's Casino Pal Steve Wynn's Case"
FTA: "Nor is it clear if Wall actually met with White House officials about Wynn's case."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:16 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:17 AM (prlhT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2019 10:17 AM (p+Wdc)
The final season will consist of 10 episodes. The final 10 episodes will be shot back-to-back with the Season 14 episodes currently in production.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:17 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 11, 2019 10:17 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:17 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 10:18 AM (cF8AT)
The actual life span has not increased that much since the 30s. But
what caused the increase is better live birth care and fewer wars. Some
countries to not call it a live death if within a year or more of birth.
We do. The other thing is the death rate from heart attacks has
decreased to about 30% of the heart attacks.
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:04 AM (mpXpK)
If
they'd just invested the money in the stock market like Chile we
wouldn't be having this problem. Not that I particularly care to see the
program continue.
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 10:06 AM (h5Df3)
What is ironic is people who argue for raising SS age based on longer life are neglecting the fact that baby deaths and war related deaths have zero impact on SS.
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:18 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (MwFQu)
His remains.
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 10:18 AM (cxHbL)
247 Picture this scene with a well dressed, mourning, thin young man in all black, being accosted by a jolly, matronly, bingo-winged harridan in floral prints and gargantuan haberdashery, and imagine how the commentary would shift...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2019 10:15 AM (Ct55T)
The man is guilty of being socially awkward, to a woman no less. To the guillotine!
Posted by: Someguy at January 11, 2019 10:18 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:19 AM (oBUlP)
http://tinyurl.com/clcjo4n
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 10:18 AM (cF8AT) "
Tim Tebow is Steve Carrell in The 30 Year Old Virgin.
(Oh hey Tebow is like a week younger than me, didn't know that)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:19 AM (oZ6kz)
it was the time of the threat and her reaction .
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Of course we know in these times being hit on in that manner is light , but in these times it is much different and a woman is in the same position in fighting paranoia over the situation, if I say no will that end this? and a knee to his groin if he doesn't take no for an answer.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:20 AM (zy5Ai)
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It's like watching the government demand higher MPG and hybrid cars and then lament all the lost taxes when people don't buy as much gas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:20 AM (LX21o)
Without opening this I'm guessing this is Mami getting her head chomped off by that clown witch thing in Madoka.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:20 AM (oZ6kz)
The privileged can afford 2 hyphens in their names
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:20 AM (8ikIW)
It's like watching the government demand higher MPG and hybrid cars and
then lament all the lost taxes when people don't buy as much gas.
Cause and effect: How does it work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 10:21 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:21 AM (zy5Ai)
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Yeah, boy, if only we could be more like Germany.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:20 AM (zy5Ai)
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She probably also had a hatpin she could use to good advantage.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2019 10:22 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2019 10:22 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:20 AM (zy5Ai) "
There's a guy in the seat behind the creeper. I doubt things would escalate too much. And since she just lost her husband, I'm guessing "making a social situation awkward" is pretty low on the totem pole of "stuff that's bumming me out."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:22 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:22 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:22 AM (6qErC)
As a young soldier boy, I was riding a bus, and on this bus was a matron who would not stop talking. She was directing her comments to the bus driver a few seats forward. I had the seat just across the aisle from her.
I thought the bus driver might be growing tired of the non-stop chatter, so I leaned over to ask the woman a question which then caused her to engage me in conversation. All I had to do to keep her engaged was nod my head, as appropriate, or perhaps another question.
This went on for a very long time, earning me a look from the bus driver in the overhead mirror. At the end of the journey, this nice lady gave me her address and asked me to write to her. (Knowing what I know now, I should have guessed that she was a cat lady.) She thought I was a very nice young man.
True story.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 11, 2019 10:22 AM (kJWoP)
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Yeah, boy, if only we could be more like Germany.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:21 AM (+y/Ru) "
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Merkel.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:23 AM (oZ6kz)
If I wanted an aloof dog I would get a cat.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:23 AM (/tuJf)
Tebow gave her a 7 carat diamond. Not bad for a minor league ballplayer. I suspect that cost him more then one months salary.
(Or whatever that rule - totally made up rule of thumb - actually is)
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 11, 2019 10:23 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:23 AM (oBUlP)
13 year old girl whose parents were murdered and who was kidnapped in October rescued.
https://bit.ly/2VMGXLz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Headline is misleading. She was not "rescued", she escaped on her own. Se link in EMT.
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:23 AM (mpXpK)
I'm never reluctant to say "I told ya so", but I've been bashing the "creased trousers" crowd of the so called right for years.
Used to catch a fair bit of flack for that, I did...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:23 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: red speck at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (6Krd7)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
Does that mean I was right? Damn I'm good. XD
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (oZ6kz)
I suspect that cost him more then one months salary.
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3 months. The Goldigging Lady - Jewelers Cabal has it up to 3 months.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (8XRCm)
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Cheese and crackers!
https://bit.ly/2D3MGFK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (zy5Ai)
247 Picture this scene with a well dressed, mourning, thin young man in all black, being accosted by a jolly, matronly, bingo-winged harridan in floral prints and gargantuan haberdashery, and imagine how the commentary would shift...
Almost thought you were speaking about Shrillary, but "jolly" ruined the effect.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (HaL55)
That one's better because bewb, but yeah it's the same emotional resonance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw
No No NO. Me no likey dogs on loof. Dogs on loof, you no become plesident
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (8ikIW)
Is Flake aware of the curse that comes with taking 30 pieces of silver?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (4Q5gU)
Posted by: Randy Magnum at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (J72Ee)
Posted by: Miss Furious at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (VWiVo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2019 10:27 AM (xjiRE)
I shall rename this painting - "So.... marry me or I *will* foreclose on your widowed mothers farm"
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:27 AM (H7LIz)
Is Flake aware of the curse that comes with taking 30 pieces of silver?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (4Q5gU)
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I heard he was going with CBS. Maybe CNN offered 31 pieces.
Posted by: WisRich at January 11, 2019 10:27 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:24 AM (8XRCm)
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Screw 100% of that canard. And if you protest, the jeweler will just counter with "isn't your fiancee worth it?"
Yeah. But a ring isn't.
They're like funeral directors - exploiting emotional turmoil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:28 AM (I2dne)
Creeps gonna creep, I guess. And bad facial hair is always a dead giveaway. Looking at you too, porn 'stache.
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Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:28 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 11, 2019 10:28 AM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: jim at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (gjGvH)
*saunters off to 'xamine said links.... thinks, is that prudent?...
nah*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (zy5Ai)
Snooty woman refuses to acknowledge a person who has emotional issues because she only cares about her own life.
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: jim at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (gjGvH)
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Wouldn't a horse-drawn carriage look like crap? Horses don't have thumbs, which I imagine makes holding pencils extremely difficult.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (I2dne)
Sarah Hoyt said in one of her posts that she was taught to use a hatpin to fend off pervs when she was a teenager growing up in Portugal. Evidently Latin creeps can be really obnoxious.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (oBUlP)
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So was treating syphilis with a small red hot wire.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (8XRCm)
Snooty woman refuses to acknowledge a person who has emotional issues because she only cares about her own life.
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (8ikIW)
+++++++++++
Woman refuses to acknowledge her suburban white female privilege upon encountering mentally ill man on public transit. Film at 11.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (dNzKv)
The guy in the painting is a Moron.
He was reading the blog the other day, when it was explained that "women like to watch a guy rub one out."
He's acting on knowledge gained from AoSHQ.
He deserves our support, not our disdain.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
He's telling her he has puppies and candy in his horse-drawn carriage...
Posted by: jim at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (gjGvH)
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Wouldn't a horse-drawn carriage look like crap? Horses don't have
thumbs, which I imagine makes holding pencils extremely difficult.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:30 AM (I2dne)
I guess if Bugs Bunny can draw poker.
Posted by: jim at January 11, 2019 10:32 AM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........
They use Bob Ross's wet-on-wet method.. piece of cake!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2019 10:32 AM (so+oy)
And to answer that: "On second thought, show me a plain gold ring. My fiancee is more beautiful than any diamond, and will be the ornament for the ring."
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 11, 2019 10:32 AM (u1org)
Oh, that was timed perfectly. I got to see the liftoff and the separation.
The guy keeps talking about Merlin engines and I'm thinking about P-51 Mustangs in space.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (fuK7c)
Hows about a quickie?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (bKPAB)
Especially in the days before they had wifi on the trains
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (so+oy)
"It is...cold outside...fraulein."
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (Bdeb0)
The guy in the painting is a Moron.
He was reading the blog the other day, when it was explained that "women like to watch a guy rub one out."
He's acting on knowledge gained from AoSHQ.
He deserves our support, not our disdain.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
If he learned that from the Horde, he deserves our pity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (bcbK8)
He was reading the blog the other day, when it was explained that "women like to watch a guy rub one out." zod
ha which is why i'm afraid of meet ups.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (zy5Ai)
Hows about a quickie?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (bKPAB)
++++++++++
I have to assume that this pickup line has a 100% efficacy rate. It is simple and direct and unambiguous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (I2dne)
That one's better because bewb, but yeah it's the same emotional resonance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:25 AM (fuK7c)
I think I like today's better. The other is melodamatic, which was the style at the time, so OK. But here the story is subtle, left to only three details, the black dress, the man's pervy smile, and the single tear in the girl's eye. By having the girl stare me in the face, I am drawn in, then I pick out the rest of the details and piece the story together myself. It makes it a more effective piece to me.
On the other other hand, I can see where others may like the other, for at least two reasons.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:09 AM
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So true. My sons took great advantage of that. And a couple of their friends used to stop by once in a while just to cruise Ocean Avenue in the summer with pups in tow. And in the Homeward Bound era (Shadow!) even older Goldens worked.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (6qErC)
Is Flake aware of the curse that comes with taking 30 pieces of silver?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2019 10:26 AM (4Q5gU)
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I heard he was going with CBS. Maybe CNN offered 31 pieces.
Posted by: WisRich at January 11, 2019 10:27 AM (G0vdT)
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I know the only reason that any network would ever hire him is that he criticizes Trump. Big mistake as his on air personality is like watching paint dry.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (hECVl)
Yep-- see Chester A. Arthur, our 20th POTUS.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (oZ6kz)
The Bronx-born Democratic socialist has racked up a bevy of complaints from her colleagues, including incumbents who aren't pleased that she is backing a campaign to mount primary challenges against moderate Democrats, Politico reported.
"I'm sure Ms. Cortez means well, but there's almost an outstanding rule: Don't attack your own people," Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.) told the site. "We just don't need sniping in our Democratic Caucus."
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (QkjLD)
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You misspelled "we're saving money for the baby."
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (zy5Ai)
Obviously didn't work for the heir of the Austro-Hungarian Empire... who later ran off to a hunting lodge with his mistress to commit murder-suicide. Leaving a widow and a daughter who could not inherit, thus setting the stage for Archduke Ferdinand, a cousin, to become heir apparent and trigger for the Great War.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (zy5Ai)
+++++++++
There's nothing to fear, little willow. 'Tisn't a briar patch...
Posted by: Moron from the train at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (I2dne)
"But don't you want your wedding day to fulfill all of your dreams of being a princess? You're worth it, you really are! Are you a $800 satin bride, or are you a $25K one-of-a-kind Italian designer princess bride, because your dress really ought to represent your wonderfulness, your uniqueness and fine quality . . ."
-- Wedding planners and wedding vendors everywhere
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (bKPAB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 11, 2019 10:35 AM (4Q5gU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:31 AM (H7LIz)
NEVER leave your hand cannon at home.
Always armed, all the time and don't forget the mental training to use it.
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Posted by: rammajamma at January 11, 2019 10:35 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:35 AM (6qErC)
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I can vouch that the TXMoMe's are safe...I've been to 3 and even have brought my kids...Plus everyone is HEAVILY armed! Heh!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2019 10:35 AM (kufk0)
Her boyfriend, who was not nearly as big a dog lover, took her away before I could make my move.
This guy.
https://tinyurl.com/y7zy7snd
I'm sure she thinks about me to this day.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Muns at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (fwD+f)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (cF8AT)
He was reading the blog the other day, when it was explained that "women like to watch a guy rub one out." zod
ha which is why i'm afraid of meet ups.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (zy5Ai)
Come stand by me if the creeps start bothering you, Willow.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (zy5Ai)
Oh, I do too. Was just making obligatory bewb comment.
Today's drawing, as you note, is full of story and emotional content and it's astoundingly well executed and it and the artist are entirely new to me so this is a banner day in art thread world.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Muns at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (fwD+f) "
She's crying as well. I think it's appropriate to assume she's mourning.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)
That vulgar willow is here. Must shade me virgin eyes
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (bKPAB)
360 smacks Zipe's arm, next one will be a groin shot.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (zy5Ai)
Violent, too. Must be a case of hysteria.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (NWiLs)
Yep-- see Chester A. Arthur, our 20th POTUS.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (3C9q2)
My father, yesterday.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)
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Agreed. Much better than Warhol's Piss Canvas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (I2dne)
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https://bit.ly/2Rr3EXv
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:34 AM (bKPAB)
360 smacks Zipe's arm, next one will be a groin shot.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:36 AM (zy5Ai)
Violent, too. Must be a case of hysteria.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (NWiLs)
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Prison and too much pot will do that to a person.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (H7LIz)
+++++++++++++++
"Rocket, shoulder fired, 16 count."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (I2dne)
Yeah. Me nads air cringin in fear...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (bKPAB)
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (cxHbL)
She's enroute to an anti Trump march. Left said pussy hat at home, thus tears.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)
Bitches always be crying.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (/hNtH)
Here's a link that works: https://tinyurl.com/yaoo6nfp
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (yE42P)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (H7LIz)
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Something in German.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (8XRCm)
HEY!
what is this pick on willow day?
don't start this I will start weeping in my willow nic
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (6qErC)
A thousand sexual assaults in one night.
Spiralling energy costs.
Declining population.
He's an idiot.
Posted by: Power of...An enormous bong at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (H7LIz)
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"Rocket, shoulder fired, 16 count."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:38 AM (I2dne)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (bcbK8)
Fragile....Must be Italian
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (8ikIW)
_______________________________________
The urban Democrats can't stand her because she is faux ghetto and a Westchester brat.
The suburbanites can't stand her because she is noveau riche with no accomplishments.
Her only friends are in the media.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Naturalfake at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (/hNtH)
Bitches always be crying.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (/hNtH)
Tupac's breakthrough hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
and doubtful .
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (zy5Ai)
Oh, I do too. Was just making obligatory bewb comment.
Today's drawing, as you note, is full of story and emotional content and it's astoundingly well executed and it and the artist are entirely new to me so this is a banner day in art thread world.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)
Agreed.
Posted by: Kris at January 11, 2019 10:41 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:41 AM (oBUlP)
That's not the box I am interested in, sir.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:41 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: vivi at January 11, 2019 10:41 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:41 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (bKPAB)
I tore my fake stache off and yelled "Suck it Sven Svenlarsnbergsvenson"
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (/PK0+)
Posted by: Muns at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (fwD+f)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:41 AM (zy5Ai)
Jah, basic girl behavior. You have to get used to the whirlwind.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: great grandfather Pedesta at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (GIeCY)
According to Professor Hanke's calculations, Iran's inflation rates were 211%, 244%, and 268% on September 2, 3, 4, of the 2018 rate, respectively. That means, in just three days, the poor Iranian people witnessed a 57% rise in the inflation rate under the management of the Islamic Republic Regime.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (QkjLD)
Black dress, black cape, black hat, black gloves, black hairband, and a tear in her eye. Mourning.
Middle aged guy chatting up mourning seventeen year old is pervy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (bKPAB)
"Trouble at the mill."
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs)
Bitches always be crying.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (/hNtH)
Tupac's breakthrough hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
He's still performing it. He's alive, you know. Faked his death and everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (LX21o)
He must be doing something right, willow. They've been together for a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (/tuJf)
This is coming from Bandersnatch, people.
He knows pervy.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (/hNtH)
The final season will consist of 10 episodes. The final 10 episodes will be shot back-to-back with the Season 14 episodes currently in production.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019
*
*
Who knew it would last that long. Back when it was a real guide to television viewing, TV Guide opined that CM was unpleasant, and predicted it wouldn't last.
They said the same thing (no longevity) about CSI.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2019 10:44 AM (7MRhd)
Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (QkjLD)
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Happens when you dump a couple pallets of un-filtered Swiss Francs directly into the economic bloodstream.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Constantine XI at January 11, 2019 10:44 AM (yiAMj)
A thousand sexual assaults in one night.
Spiralling energy costs.
Declining population.
He's an idiot.
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No his scale of measurement is reversed. You see his idea of a "perfect" Germany is one that is completely destroyed.
Posted by: simplemind at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (wq2KZ)
still you are definitely all that. (without the dough)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (ju9gW)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (QkjLD)
Bitches always be crying.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (/hNtH)
Tupac's breakthrough hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
He's still performing it. He's alive, you know. Faked his death and everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK
Living like a king in Patagonia.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Black dress, black cape, black hat, black gloves, black hairband, and a tear in her eye. Mourning.
Middle aged guy chatting up mourning seventeen year old is pervy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
This.
Either's he's dumber than a post to not notice mourning clothing, or he thinks that she's vulnerable. Either way, a pervy jerk.
Posted by: Blue Hen at January 11, 2019 10:46 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:46 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:46 AM (zy5Ai)
*rubs temples*
Please don't tell me you missed the ZZ Top reference.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:46 AM (zy5Ai)
++++++++++
Who isn't? Erm, I mean...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (/hNtH)
After a last meal of French Toast, of course.
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (RuIsu)
She is a bride of Dracula. Helsing has just turned the Count to ashes, hence the box and mourning attire.
And this bloke is hitting her up and she starts to think, 'If I play my cards right, I can resurrect my beloved Count and rid the world of this annoying fly.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: Blue Hen
Or, could have told her a funny joke to lighten her mood. Because of her clothing, she is trying not to laugh. The tear is showing that it was a real rip snorter though
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (8ikIW)
insomniac, I guess if you are into the mourning messed up widow look.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:46 AM (zy5Ai)
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He's not. Insoms into the short skirted stethoscope wearing hot nurse look.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:47 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (0/zKO)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (zy5Ai)
A massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca, Saudi Arabia, earlier this
week, prompting authorities at Islam's holiest site to launch a cleaning
operation to remove them. Videos posted to social media showed the
insects swarming around cleaners and worshipers in the city's Grand
Mosque, where millions of Muslim pilgrims congregate every year.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (QkjLD)
Was zombie Charlton Heston around?
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (mpXpK)
I think they sense the vulnerability the loss opens. I think at one point I had to say "Jeebus lady, she's only been gone 10 days."
Very well done painting - gets to the heart of the matter.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (E8rdu)
--Great Grandpap Clinton
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (/hNtH)
Tupac's breakthrough hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
He's still performing it. He's alive, you know. Faked his death and everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK
Living like a king in Patagonia.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
The Dread Pirate Tupac
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Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: vagina walls at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (iSh8b)
Obama's team brought big-city government to the national level.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (XwoBj)
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*blink*
*blink*
No. Pot is TOTALLY safe.
*rolleyes*
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (8XRCm)
it's actually caused me a tear in gratitude.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (0/zKO)
Tube steak Boogie?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)
A massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca, Saudi Arabia, earlier this
week, prompting authorities at Islam's holiest site to launch a cleaning
operation to remove them. Videos posted to social media showed the
insects swarming around cleaners and worshipers in the city's Grand
Mosque, where millions of Muslim pilgrims congregate every year.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (QkjLD)
Was zombie Charlton Heston around?
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (mpXpK)
Was Max Von Sydow?
Sounds like creepy end times stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:49 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 11, 2019 10:50 AM (0/zKO)
She's on her way to Norfolk, Virginia.
The dandy behind her is named Phipps Page. He's a recent graduate of Washington-Lee School of Law, and he's returning to Richmond.
The train is about to derail. Both will die.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:50 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:50 AM (oBUlP)
I know I'm going against the grain on this one, but the guy has more of a snake oil salesman vibe to me like the Kansas Version of the wizard from the wizard of Oz, or the traveling salesman in Josey Wales.
I see his smile as cheerful but oblivious.
That's just me.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)
++++++++++
I love "Short Storytime with Zod"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (88xKn)
I am not sorry, I had always wondered, I tried it and I will move on.
maybe to heroin.
wink
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (zy5Ai)
She's currently negotiating the expiration of her Faustian contract with Old Scratch. She's not winning the negotiation.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (/PK0+) "
No, but she's stepping down in order to declare for the 2019 NFL draft. Mel Kiper Jr. has her in the Top 5.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (OLCnA)
For shame.
Snort. Mourning wood is good wood. Why waste it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (88xKn)
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A year. If you lost a spouse the societal norm was one year of mourning.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (ju9gW)
She's on her way to Norfolk, Virginia.
The dandy behind her is named Phipps Page. He's a recent graduate of Washington-Lee School of Law, and he's returning to Richmond.
The train is about to derail. Both will die.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)
David Dunn will be the only survivor.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
I had a friend who looked just like him, so he seems just totally unaware and chatty. Not an untoward thought in his head.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (XwoBj)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK8)
I can't stand travelers who won't leave their fellow travelers alone.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (cdYPW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019
*
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I volunteer to sweep a light saber through her so that her clothes crumple to the floor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (7MRhd)
SpaceX launching right now.
Oh, that was timed perfectly. I got to see the liftoff and the separation.
The guy keeps talking about Merlin engines and I'm thinking about P-51 Mustangs in space.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:33 AM (fuK7c)
How deep is the Battleship Yamato again?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (8XRCm)
++++++++
Unless you're Queen Victoria. In that case, mourning is forever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (I2dne)
Hey, Pazuzu and his minions just makin' a pilgrimage, haters!
Posted by: Naturalfake at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (CRRq9)
The train is about to derail. Both will die.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)
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I've never considered it before, but I'd love to see Wes Anderson make a horror movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (LX21o)
That's just me.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Now that you mention it, he reminds me of a friend of mine who was a salesman. Would try to be friends with everyone he met. He was very successful in his business. Was not a guy that wanted to score with women, he was happily married, just friendly with one and all.
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (8ikIW)
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)
That's for gay boys and rock stars only.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK
++++++++++++++
So Freddie Mercury could have used twice as much?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (/PK0+) "
No, but she's stepping down in order to declare for the 2019 NFL draft. Mel Kiper Jr. has her in the Top 5.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Shattered every NFL combine record. And her hip.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
Didn't women back then in mourning wear black for a period of time? Like one or two weeks?
Posted by: dantesed
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My understanding is yes - dull or black for an entire year. Men also wore black as a symbol of mourning. Depended on your station in life. Black suits and gloves for example.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2019 10:54 AM (E8rdu)
And don't forget The Velcro Fly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:54 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Louis C.K. ' s great grandfather at January 11, 2019 10:54 AM (0/zKO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:54 AM (oBUlP)
Instead, the open downstate New York slot on the House Ways and Means Committee went to a moderate Democrat, Long Island Rep. Tom Suozzi, a former CPA, attorney and county executive.
Suozzi will assume the committee seat of Rep. Joe Crowley, the Queens Democrat Ocasio-Cortez defeated last year in a stunning upset.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (QkjLD)
I did miss the zz top reference. I think I only remember one zz top tune, and I can't remember even that now.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:48 AM (zy5Ai)
That was a major ZZ Top hit and video on MTV when they actually played music. The Name was sharp dressed man.
https://tinyurl.com/l898moo
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (Z+IKu)
Pretty sure that's Tube SNAKE Boogie. That, Tush, and Pearl Necklace are all modern feminist anthems. "
And don't forget The Velcro Fly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:54 AM (Kpl3J)
And Sleeping Bag
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (zy5Ai)
+++++++++++
It's all about context, willow. All about context
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:55 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
455 "Is rbg dead yet?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 11, 2019 10:42 AM (/PK0+) "
No, but she's stepping down in order to declare for the 2019 NFL draft. Mel Kiper Jr. has her in the Top 5.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Shattered every NFL combine record. And her hip.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
I don't have a 75 inch vertical jump. I have hammies that can push the whole earth 75 inches away from me.
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (ymnmz)
I had an elderly woman sit next to me on a plane when I moved home from PR. Her husband was along for the ride too, in coffin in the luggage compartment.
Now that was a long flight.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (zy5Ai)
It would be the most detached horror movie ever.
Just look at the horror described and depicted in The Royal Tannenbaums.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Louis C.K. ' s great grandfather at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (0/zKO)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (5GtCW)
She said course was for "Pansies".
She went on to say " I'll be reporting to conference later in the morning to vote and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum".
Posted by: WisRich at January 11, 2019 10:56 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (fuK7c)
A second train leaves Rome, Georgia at 11:37 AM EST heading towards Topeka, Kanses. It travels at 278 MPH.
Which train will reach its destination first?
Answer: Neither. I put a bomb on each train. Gotta think outside the box.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/l898moo
You did not have to do that, but I thank you . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (oBUlP)
That's for gay boys and rock stars only.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (bcbK
++++++++++++++
So Freddie Mercury could have used twice as much?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 10:53 AM (I2dne)
Sigh.
Yeah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
When I was a little kid, I sat down on a train next to an older man, just gently touched him with my leg. He collapsed (probably heart attack or something). Talk about way to mess up a kid's afternoon.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
That's just me.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 11, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz) "
"No maam, I'm not crazy. You know what's crazy? The price I could get you on a brand new horse and buggy!"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (oZ6kz)
steak is the best thing G-d left to us, I will not have it demeaned. steak ifs beef steak from a Cow!
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (zy5Ai)
If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them delicious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (veoSD)
Ocasio-Cortez, 29, has said she supports federal legalization and regulation of marijuana, as well as the release of individuals sentenced for nonviolent drug offenses.
But she snagged Riffle to help hash out a proposed tax on the wealthy whose proceeds would be used to combat climate change [and end racism].
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Naturalfake at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (CRRq9)
in a funky fine Levi's and a sweater kinda tight
she had a west coast strut that was sweet as molasses
but what really knocked me out was her Cheap Sunglasses!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Someone forward that to our beloved Ewok.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 10:58 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (zy5Ai)
https://tinyurl.com/l898moo
You did not have to do that, but I thank you . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (W+vEI)
Now you've got him under pressure.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
steak is the best thing G-d left to us, I will not have it demeaned. steak ifs beef steak from a Cow!
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (zy5Ai)
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Im with willow on this one.
You guys that put ketchup on a steak are just twisted.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
In those times especially, he could have breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Or bring a tear to a young widows eye
Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 11, 2019 09:51 AM (ty7RM)
That's exactly what I thought when I sent it to CBD. It's very much Norman Rockwell in style, but a bit upside down in spirit. The expression on her face is priceless.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (fFyJf)
Answer: Neither. I put a bomb on each train. Gotta think outside the box. Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (oZ6kz)
Answer: Neither. Spitting high-tension wires. Screaming bug-eyed. Oh no.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (m6qV1)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (zy5Ai)
Oh, I know. I hated it when old people just died in front of me all the time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM
FIFY
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (ju9gW)
That was a major ZZ Top hit and video on MTV when they actually played music. The Name was sharp dressed man.
https://tinyurl.com/l898moo
You did not have to do that, but I thank you . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (W+vEI)
Beards say what?
Posted by: Sam and Dave at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (bKPAB)
Posted by: Insomniac
that's a tad overcooked, but because you're cute, I'll let it slide.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Stunning Mystery Clerk at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (uloIh)
Whether or not the guy is oblivious, the look on the girl's face is "please get me out of here".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (fuK7c)
True that .
I guess I see the seen out of a comedy movies and not a horror flick.
The girl is having the worst day of her life and the Guy says " I have just the thing for what ail's ya". And its cough syrup stain remover holy water and a floor wax.
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
One of the best scenes in Ghandi 2: First Blood
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)
One of the best scenes in Ghandi 2: First Blood
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (bcbK
No more "Mister Passive Resistance." He's out to kick. Some. Butt!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (AzW6q)
Which is worse: Ginsburg showing up on the bench next week and then
disappearing again because it was too soon? Or Ginsburg missing another
one to nine weeks?
Posted by: Stunning Mystery Clerk at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (uloIh)
When Ginsberg shows up on the bench, the only worse thing is nobody else in the gym gets a 45 lb plate till she's done.
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (ymnmz)
@xan_desanctis
but no, there are definitely no sexist Trump supporters writing in right-wing publications that some conservatives still take seriously
Who said there were "no" sexists on the right? Or "no" racists? Who said the same about the left? Even if this was sexist (I am not at sure that it was), you have to ask whether it was *a* bigot (bigots are easy to find) or if that bigot is *representational* of the group. The answer on the new right is "no, it isn't institutionally bigoted." And you know it. You just suck.
GFY, Desanctis. Put your straw man away - he's probably tired of being pummeled by dull normals like you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (zy5Ai)
Ring has a history of lax, sloppy oversight when it comes to deciding who has access to some of the most precious, intimate data belonging to any person: a live, high-definition feed from around -- and perhaps inside -- their house.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 11:02 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:02 AM (zy5Ai)
This happened to me in a Diner. Only it was my ass.
And I stabbed the guy with a fork. It was quite the scene.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 11:02 AM (/hNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 11:02 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (6qErC)
Luckily, Sheena Easton wrote a song with step by step directions for you to follow.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (/hNtH)
When Ginsberg shows up on the bench, the only worse thing is nobody else in the gym gets a 45 lb plate till she's done.
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (ymnmz)
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*I'm dying over here*
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (8XRCm)
one should always be prepared for the burning times.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 11:02 AM (oBUlP)
++++++++++
Visible, but ephemeral.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (I2dne)
You do have a strut--two, in fact. In human anatomy, the clavicle serves as a strut between the sternum and the scapula.
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (5GtCW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (I2dne)
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Alexandra DeSanctimonious touches a nerve. There's something about that little scrunt that just grinds all of my gears.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 11:01 AM (ymnmz) "
Anyone takes one of my plates, it better have your last meal on it because you're fucking dead!
Posted by: Ruth Bader GAINZberg at January 11, 2019 11:03 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 11, 2019 11:04 AM (PesD+)
The Anterior, Superior Illiac Spine?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 11:04 AM (/hNtH)
disappearing again because it was too soon? Or Ginsburg missing another
one to nine weeks?
Kinda figured the 'Trump started discussing replacement' talk was an attempt to make her/her people do something -- either get her back to work or admit she's not coming back.
Wrecks the "she's working from home like a BOSS" narrative if they can't tell us why Trump shouldn't start mulling her replacement or even show her in public. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 11:04 AM (W+vEI)
not very anything, more like that next door neighbor thing.
not special just is..
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: Insomniac
that's a tad overcooked, but because you're cute, I'll let it slide.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2019 11:00 AM (d7Ww2)
Yeah, I think I'm just going to say "phrasing" and move on.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (NWiLs)
Earth's magnetic field is what allows us to exist. It deflects harmful radiation. It keeps our water and atmosphere in place. But now it's acting up -- and nobody knows why.
Because, Climate Change .. or racism
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (QkjLD)
An armed society, is a polite society.
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 11:02 AM (oBUlP)
Yes. And at this 7-11, if you order the Spicy Bite, it will be prepared by a bhaji who wears plastic gloves and politely instructs you that the cheese and chili is complimentary, but please not to be using the fingers to retrieve jalapenos for hot dog.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)
it's like introducing math on the blog, you should be ashamed.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (5GtCW)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (QkjLD) "
I know why. We have to nuke the core.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (oZ6kz)
We were about 12 years old and if our parents ever found out we were sneaking downtown to the ball game we would have been grounded for life.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (RfzVr)
Bitches always be crying.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2019 10:39 AM (/hNtH)
Tupac's breakthrough hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
He's still performing it. He's alive, you know. Faked his death and everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 10:43 AM (bcbK
Living like a king in Patagonia.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
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The Dread Pirate Tupac?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (8g9zh)
553 garret, she is a cute woman, but I do my own deal.
Ummmm...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 10:59 AM (fuK7c)
Guy sitting next to me in a restaurant fell asleep, or so I thought, but when I heard what sounded like a death rattle, I thought I'd best call 911. The parameds were there within 10 minutes and they did an outstanding job reviving him and getting him to the hospital. Talk about spooky.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (fFyJf)
Pressure's building on them and they don't like it one bit.
Posted by: WisRich at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (G0vdT)
Remain calm. Zod will rub one out. She will watch. In this way is karma restored.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)
replacement' talk was an attempt to make her/her people do something --
either get her back to work or admit she's not coming back.
Wrecks the "she's working from home like a BOSS" narrative if they
can't tell us why Trump shouldn't start mulling her replacement or even
show her in public. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 11:04 AM (W+vEI)
Powered through it. The cancer I did. The worst part about it was trying to hold the briefing over my head at the right distance and no reading glasses while the surgeons removed my lung.
Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (mIJ9W)
Im so old I remember when 7-11's were in the good neighborhoods and served awesome nachos.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 11:04 AM (W+vEI)
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They could always just make a deep fake video of her working from her sickbed. Or moving her piano around the house unassisted, or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (AzW6q)
Ring has a history of lax, sloppy oversight when it comes to deciding who has access to some of the most precious, intimate data belonging to any person: a live, high-definition feed from around -- and perhaps inside -- their house.
No kidding?
Did anyone see this coming with the past few years' excited talk about 'the internet of everything'?!? /sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 11:07 AM (W+vEI)
Here's The VVitch
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3PbqIxvEgWE
The kazoo music around the one minute mark is brilliant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at January 11, 2019 11:07 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 11, 2019 11:07 AM (oBUlP)
Posted by: GorillaPundit's zookeeper at January 11, 2019 11:07 AM (6HWvp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2019 11:07 AM (I2dne)
And microwaved burritos at 0200...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (ju9gW)
No. It's Tube STEAK boogie and it's a song about surfin as directed by the Rev. Willie G.
Posted by: Sponge at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (F4u7C)
Here's The VVitch
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3PbqIxvEgWE
The kazoo music around the one minute mark is brilliant.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at January 11, 2019 11:07 AM (LX21o) "
I bet you can find it on Dailymotion, where copyright strikes go to die.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 11:05 AM (QkjLD) "
A metal wall on our Southern border could possibly stabilize it.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (QkjLD)
Someone tell her to get back in the kitchen and learn how to cook.
There are other harem applicants who can replace her once the burning times comes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)
Ummmm...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 11, 2019 11:06 AM (NWiLs)
WHUT? Whut!?
am I not speaking English?
scrolls back. I think I am.
i'm a wall flower is what I am saying. I have something , my spouse adores me, but i'm not a blazing beauty I just am me.
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (zy5Ai)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (KUaJL)
Read somewhere this a.m. that she might not even be in DC, but in NY?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (W+vEI)
One human male - 270 bones + smoker loaded with hickory + honey = 1 boneless smoked man.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vic at January 11, 2019 09:48 AM (mpXpK)
Good word. I had not heard that in years.
Posted by: m at January 11, 2019 11:09 AM (Q7mSB)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 11, 2019 11:09 AM (uKdee)
Posted by: Ginsbury, R.B.G. at January 11, 2019 11:09 AM (fw0Ic)
"belonging"???
That's cute. No, really. Now Imgonna post a bunch of pics on the interwebz and be OUTRAGED when someone figures out where I am! It's an invasionofprivacy!!!!
Snort.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 11:09 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 11, 2019 11:10 AM (ju9gW)
Because, Climate Change .. or racism
Posted by: SMOD
I'd like to think this is simply a joke, but I expect that's what will happen.
Posted by: pep at January 11, 2019 11:10 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 11, 2019 11:11 AM (6qErC)
I saw a guy get run over, or run into really fast. He went over the hood and onto the street. I went out and did all the Boy Scout stuff. Stopped traffic, yelled at someone to call 911, and then went to check on the guy.
Now, I was pretty sure he was dead. And I was bracing myself to touch a dead guy. Self, you're about to touch a dead guy. So I got ready for him to be cold.
It turned out that he had a pulse and was warm but afterwards I felt silly for thinking he'd have lost all of his body temperature in the thirty seconds since he got run over.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2019 11:11 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2019 11:13 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019 11:14 AM (zy5Ai)
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at January 11, 2019
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You don't wanna know what the dealer charges to replace those, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2019 11:17 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: willow at January 11, 2019
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Surely you could spare one for a hungry friend . . .?
Posted by: Lawrence Talbot at January 11, 2019 11:17 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2019 10:52 AM (7MRhd)
Go on...
Posted by: RBG - Olympian in training at January 11, 2019 11:18 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)
George Cuck Will making the case for the islamic savage invasion?
Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 11, 2019 11:04 AM (PesD+)
He's convinced himself that they'll kill him last.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at January 11, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
"Acshully, my dear"
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 11, 2019 12:31 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Sooner at January 11, 2019 12:35 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at January 11, 2019 02:54 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: RigelDog at January 11, 2019 03:07 PM (r0yTn)
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