Of Course: One of the Researchers Behind the "Sokal Squared" Grievance Study Hoax Ratted on by NPC and Now Being Investigated for, Get This, Shoddy and Misleading Scholarship

To prove that the academy was no longer interested in scholarship but groupthink political activism, he and his confederates wrote a series of absurd papers to see if Grievance Studies Journals would publish them.

Not only did they publish them, but one of the obviously-fake NPC papers was officially awarded for being one of the very best articles the journal had published in its 25 years of existence.

To expose the crank "scholarship" of these bullshit papers, the three hoaxers invented obviously fake data which any competent peer review panel should have immediately recognized as crank and spurious. But of course, they weren't competent, and accepted, in one case, the claim that to prove that Dog Parks were hotbeds of Dog Rape Culture (in as much as dogs humped each other and their masters tacitly approved of this by not sending the dog rapists to dog prison), they claimed they had inspected the genitals of 10,000 dog park dogs for signs of rape.

This is obviously nonsense. These people run "studies" involving 10 or 15 or 20 people, because they're lazy. The idea that anyone is running a "study" that closely examines ten thousand dogs' genitals is absurd on its face, and should have been flagged as a fabrication.

But it wasn't, and so the NPCs are embarrassed, so now they've reported only professor working at a university for faking data, trying to get him fired.

Portland State University is now plotting how to fire a professor (Peter Boghossian doesn't have tenure) for daring to do actual scholarship.

On October 2, 2018, the Wall Street Journal broke a story that detailed an unprecedented audit of certain sectors of academic research, specifically those we--its authors--called "grievance studies." In that effort, which has come to be known as the Grievance Studies Affair, Portland State University assistant professor of philosophy Peter Boghossian joined the two of us in writing and submitting a series of academic papers in fields like gender studies, race studies, sexuality studies, and so on. Our goal was to understand and expose a corruption of scholarship that puts politically motivated research ahead of honest inquiry in these disciplines. Given that seven of our papers were published--with a realistic potential for several more--the international headlines, and ensuing academic debate on the issue, we think we were reasonably successful.

Portland State appears less impressed. It took Peter's administration ten days from the breaking of the story to formally initiate a Committee of Inquiry to determine whether he had engaged in research misconduct.

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"I have arrived at that decision and find enough concerns that I have decided to initiate a formal Committee of Inquiry," wrote Mark McLellan, Vice President for Research and Graduate Studies at PSU. Specifically, this Committee would be investigating the issue of whether the fabrication of data for some of the papers in the grievance studies audit constituted a breach of research ethics, a proceeding which they notified him may take up to sixty days. McLellan also referred his concerns about the Grievance Studies Affair to Portland State University's Institutional Review Board (IRB). This board's duty was to determine whether or not conducting the audit should have required ethical approval and the informed consent of the targeted journals' editors and peer reviewers. Obviously, we did not and could not seek any such approval or consent.

So they're being investigated for not alerting the journals to the fact that they were submitting hoax papers intended to prove that the journals were practicing shoddy, silly activism. Portland State University -- a garbage-tier fake school -- is actually claiming they should have gotten consent from the journals to test them.

This is absurd. Psychological tests are done every single week in which the subjects are not told what is being tested. Often they're being tested without being told they're being tested. For example, they might be positioned in a waiting room, told that they will be tested in a half hour, but then, unknown to them, the actual test is conducted on them while they're waiting.

This is an accepted form of testing -- some tests cannot be performed if the subject knows he is being tested and, even worse - if he knows specifically what he's being tested for. If you tell someone "I'm testing you for racism in witness identification in a crime," well, he's kind of going to be aware that when you stage a robbery in front of him in the waiting room that he should be very careful about identifying the race of the (mixed race) actor you hired to pose as the robber.

But Portland State is seriously contending that the researchers should have told the journals they were submitting to that they were submitting absurd, fake NPC papers to see if they were gullible enough and ideologically deranged enough to publish them.

Gee, that wouldn't have skewed the test results much, huh?


In the meantime, early in November, an anonymous "collective" of a dozen Portland State University faculty members penned an open letter to PSU students, ominously (and vaguely) urging them to consider what Peter’s participation in the grievance study audit might "mean for their education." The piece was too sloppy and amateurish even to consider viable as a cheap hit-piece, though it was certainly nasty and unfair enough to qualify. Its (ridiculous) conclusion? "Some faculty practice education in bad faith right in your own backyard. This is to the detriment of the university's reputation and the serious scholars trying to make PSU an excellent place to seek higher education."

Roughly six weeks after their October 12 letter, the Committee of Inquiry, headed by McLellan, followed up with Peter regarding their deliberations. In a letter dated November 27, 2018, the committee wrote, "The Committee unanimously agreed that the 'dog park' article represents an unambiguous example of research data fabrication."

Wrong. The Dog Park "data" wasn't the data. That was just a necessary bit of stage-dressing to get the real data, which is whether or not the journal would publish an article which claims obviously absurd data. Boghossian et al. weren't actually researching Doggie Rape -- they were researching sloppy and ideologically-driven corruption in phony-baloney "academic" publishing.

But you can't test to see if a subject detects a problem with an obviously-counterfeit five dollar bill -- Abraham Lincoln wearing a turtleneck sweater, say, as one old Superfriends cartoon had it -- without actually passing him the obviously-counterfeit five dollar bill.

You can't get informed consent from your test subject -- telling him that this is a test to see whether or not he takes careful notice of money he's handed -- because, well -- I mean, obviously, that gives the game away, doesn't it? It prejudices the test results so completely that there's no point doing the test.

And say -- given that these journals accept papers from the wide public, including some cranks, and supposedly have a peer review process to make sure crank papers don't get published -- do you need informed consent from a journal to let them know they should do their supposed job?

When people test TSA to see if they can smuggle (dummy) weapons through security, do they alert them in advance "I'm gonna be trying to smuggle this dummy knife past you, mmmkay?"

Basically, Portland State has decided that testing test subjects is now officially unethical.

But of course they can't mean that; this is just a special double-secret probation investigation intended to never be used as precedent in any other case (except for others exposing NPC corruption).

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:41 PM




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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (so+oy)

2 ha! Now to the content!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (so+oy)

3 I called the gang from downstairs..

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

4 I saw Shoddy open for Misleading Scholarship at Alpine Valley in '99

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 01:40 PM (so+oy)

5 Shoddy and Misleading Scholarship

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How is that possible when said Shoddy and Misleading Scholarship is the entire point of getting Shoddy and Misleading Scholarship to be accepted as peer reviewed academic excellence?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:40 PM (LX21o)

6 Top 10?
Or 20.
I read the content.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 10, 2019 01:41 PM (E0VQV)

7 The Theater of the Absurd

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:41 PM (O2RFr)

8 Don't accept their premise about "faked data." It's just a nonsensical pretext for suppression of political dissent.

Posted by: wte9 at January 10, 2019 01:41 PM (xYr9U)

9
Im confused. Why are we testing for dog rape again??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

10 they claimed they had inspected the genitals of 10,000 dog park dogs for signs of rape.

This is obviously nonsense.


ace, I think you wildly underestimate the perversity of the left.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:42 PM (U96rM)

11 Yeah, but what does the Bulwark have to say?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself in a glass of whine! at January 10, 2019 01:42 PM (LISuA)

12 I called the gang from downstairs..
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

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Still confused.

Was the gang downstairs.?? Or did you call the gang while you were downstairs.???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

13

"Come on, Babe...please? I promise, I am totally gonna come in your mouth."

Posted by: Portland State Method at January 10, 2019 01:43 PM (9gmA7)

14 The idea that anyone is running a "study" that closely examines ten thousand dogs' genitals is absurd on its face

Not really.

*humps leg*

Posted by: Rover at January 10, 2019 01:43 PM (cdr7G)

15 One of the funniest Community episodes is where Abed agreed to be a study subject and what was actually being studied was how long a person would wait for the test to begin. He sat there stoic for the entire day while the rest of the subjects all at various times lost their minds.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 01:43 PM (0/zKO)

16 Go to Tijuana. Study ass rape.

And yes, I've been drinking.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (E0VQV)

17 Im confused. Why are we testing for dog rape again??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:42 PM (8XRCm)


Because dogs are generally guys' pets, so their behavior is closely tied to the guys who own them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (U96rM)

18 Do Orwellian Fascists know that they're Orwellian Fascists?

How can Portland State be so tone-deaf as to prove the professor right, with their very attempt to witch-hunt him?

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (c+2jX)

19 I would say this is incredible to turn around and blame this guy for doing what he just exposed!

But it's not incredible.. it is what I expect of today's Academia...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (so+oy)

20 14 The idea that anyone is running a "study" that closely examines ten thousand dogs' genitals is absurd on its face

How about spending a bunch of tax payer money to study why Lesbians are fat?They did

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (O2RFr)

21 All Hounds are Grey in the dark.

Posted by: Zombie Franklin at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (9gmA7)

22 I have arrived at that decision and find enough concerns that I have decided to initiate a formal Committee of Inquiry," wrote Mark McLellan, Vice President for Research and Graduate Studies at PSU

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(files nails while listening to Doctor Professor Mark)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (LX21o)

23 Old and busted: Modern 'scholarship'
New hotness: Rejuvenated Milgram 'obedience to authority' tests

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)

24 Im confused. Why are we testing for dog rape again??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

Because dogs are generally guys' pets, so their behavior is closely tied to the guys who own them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (U96rM)

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Still confused.


Are dogs the rapists or are dog owners raping dogs.?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

25 How is that possible when said Shoddy and Misleading Scholarship is the entire point of getting Shoddy and Misleading Scholarship to be accepted as peer reviewed academic excellence?

Posted by: Moron Robbie

Old, White men are always making a big deal out of shoddy and misleading scholarship. It shouldn't, like, matter, because my divinity is more important.--Occasional-Dance-off.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (3sjI6)

26 So, this dog genital inspection study, is it ongoing? Do they need a dog genital inspector? It so happens that I'm not real busy, so...

Posted by: Jim Accosta at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

27 18 Do Orwellian Fascists know that they're Orwellian Fascists?

How can Portland State be so tone-deaf as to prove the professor right, with their very attempt to witch-hunt him?
Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (c+2jX)

They're NPCs, lack of self-awareness just goes with the territory.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (J+mig)

28 Pretty sure the testing professors are all leftists as well. They were just bothered that all these 'grievance studies' journals are obvious BS.

I imagine they are OK with the man-made climate catastrophe merchants peddling their BS.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (RKQ/v)

29 White people train dogs to hate black people. That's a common mythical racial grievance.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (0/zKO)

30 He'll bite you !!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (uLp9h)

31 This is so very, very rich. I saw a much smaller article on this yesterday. Just spectacular.

Whenever academic leftists get caught with their dicks in their hands, it's the same story. The Sokal Affair set the stage for how this works - but he survived it. These guys should also survive it, but I suspect they wont.

You can tell the emperor that he has no clothes. This might get you ignored or might get you thrown in gulag for being so uppity.
But if you stage a mirror in such a way that emperor is forced to acknowledge that he has no clothes, then you get a knife in the ribs.

Things like this (and the Sokal affair) are the latter. They [probably] won't make the emperor start wearing clothes, but it might destroy those with the temerity to point it out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (I2dne)

32 I think this guy really missed an opportunity with this whole thing.

What they should have done was filed analogous papers that reached the opposite conclusions (the non-PC ones) and showed that all of those immediately got hounded out for scholarship and methodological reasons.

One of the main responses to this whole thing was basically "well yeah, he faked data and the conclusion matched the data he faked, so it's not surprising that we didn't catch it." To make a simplified example, it'd be like if he faked data that showed that objects fall at an acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2. Sure, you faked data, but the principle you faked it on was an actual law, so it didn't raise eyebrows.

To head off this objection, if he'd had produced data that didn't go along with the popular theories, and been torn to shreds for methodological reasons as well, he'd have had a much stronger case to show they were really driven by the actual conclusion.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (KUaJL)

33 Brett Kavenaugh was a notorious dog raper.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (88+cf)

34 "Who removed the tags from this dogs genitals?"

Posted by: Genital Inspector #05 at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (9gmA7)

35 Are there dog parks on the Sea Cuck?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (y7DUB)

36 >>28 Pretty sure the testing professors are all leftists as well. They were just bothered that all these 'grievance studies' journals are obvious BS. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (RKQ/v)

Yep. Sorting them from their tormenters is time-consuming and inefficient. Send the entire university staff to TrumpCamp.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

37 and along these lines, FBI/DNC should have told Trump that they were fabricating evidence to try to frame him for Hillary's crime. The Russians they sent into his campaign should have identified themselves as workers for Perkins/Fusion/DNC/FBI ... and were only trying to entrap him.


Well, the Portland fake research was intended to expose known research fraud, whereas the FBI was trying to protect their own (Hillary) frauds.


So the parallel is that criminals DNC/FBI are trying to destroy Trump for exposing their criminal fraud. Portland honest guy is also under attack for exposing "DeepState" fraud in the commie institutions.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (Cus5s)

38 Portland State University -- a garbage-tier fake school

How dare you connect us with Portland State! Their application was rejected. Portland State is obviously a Jive-Ass Joke School, and not in our league.

Posted by: Association of Garbage-Tier Fake Schools at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (c+2jX)

39 Go to Tijuana. Study ass rape.
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BTDT

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (vg8iE)

40 Are dogs the rapists or are dog owners raping dogs.?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:45 PM (8XRCm)
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That's not nice. Zeroes on the Scogg Scale are neither property *nor* should they be bedded without consent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (I2dne)

41 Minister of Propaganda #DrunkDonLemon approves.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 01:48 PM (AEe1m)

42 What on earth is a Superfriends cartoon?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:48 PM (fuK7c)

43 "Eets nit my dog"

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 10, 2019 01:48 PM (ymnmz)

44 This is why social sciences generally produce so much crap. They're not scientists - they're propagandists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (9OkQ7)

45
If it's faked data that floats your boat, check out the "adjusted" temperature data used in climate change models.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

46 If we do not publish this steaming pile, we will lose! The country, will lose!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Hanks being a sanctimonious jerk. Again. at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (Z04f8)

47 Okay, so did the dogs identify as people or did the rapist people identify as dogs cause that makes a difference

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

48 think this guy really missed an opportunity with this whole thing.

What they should have done was filed analogous papers that reached the opposite conclusions (the non-PC ones) and showed that all of those immediately got hounded out for scholarship and methodological reasons.
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Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (KUaJL)
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I don't remember all of the details, but they weren't done with the experiment. They had to call it off early and go public because they caught (incidentally, they were caught by non-Academics - peer review let them through once the testers dialed in exactly how to get through peer review with ease)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (I2dne)

49 Dog Balls!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (xqfqx)

50 One of the funniest Community episodes is where Abed agreed to be a study subject and what was actually being studied was how long a person would wait for the test to begin. He sat there stoic for the entire day while the rest of the subjects all at various times lost their minds.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 01:43 PM (0/zKO)

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Too bad it backfired (though since it involved Abed, of course it did)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (1/PYS)

51 42
What on earth is a Superfriends cartoon?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:48 PM (fuK7c)

RU kidding me?
You missed Zam and Jana and their monkey named myxlplix?

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (ymnmz)

52 42 What on earth is a Superfriends cartoon?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:48 PM (fuK7c)

Hmmm, it's like you didn't watch cartoons while growing up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

53 >>>11 Yeah, but what does the Bulwark have to say?


I cannot support a man like Trump, who has been married three times. He does not have the moral character to be permitted to influence our thinking.

Posted by: Charlie "Total Consistency" Sykes at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

54 My friends in the scientific community have assured me that my wifes choice of out cuckoldry lifestyle is honorable!

Posted by: Willard Romney at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (Yk2wT)

55 38 Portland State University -- a garbage-tier fake school

How dare you connect us with Portland State! Their application was rejected. Portland State is obviously a Jive-Ass Joke School, and not in our league.
Posted by: Association of Garbage-Tier Fake Schools at January 10, 2019 01:47 PM (c+2jX)


Much like Blasey Ford's "university," and Evergreen State, part of the "Diplomas R Us" league.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (9OkQ7)

56 If you want to laugh or weep (I suspect it depends on your disposition and BAC) at the state of peer review and the social sciences, there is a Twitter that I strongly recommend:
https://twitter.com/realpeerreview

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (I2dne)

57 Wasn't the Superfriends the diverse and politically correct attempt at Justice League in the 70s?

I sort of remember a goofy indian guy who would say WUBBA WUBBA and grow to the size of skyscrapers, and a black dude that had the power to electricity or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (LX21o)

58 does anyone remember the Superfriends where Wendy (I think) figured out that a bill was counterfeit because it showed Abraham Lincoln (or maybe Ben Franklin) in a turtleneck sweater?

I have a pretty good memory of that -- but sometimes, my memory lies to me.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

59 I don't remember all of the details, but they weren't done with the experiment. They had to call it off early and go public because they caught (incidentally, they were caught by non-Academics - peer review let them through once the testers dialed in exactly how to get through peer review with ease)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (I2dne)

They had a bunch of papers in various stages of peer review. Some got published, some hadn't had all the paperwork completed or whatever.

I didn't read any indication that any of the papers they attempted to submit reached "conclusions" that ran counter to the conventional wisdom of the grievance studies departments.

Basically, this whole thing needed a control group.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)

60 it is NOT against the law to have sex with animals in Washington State.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)

61 >>>11 Yeah, but what does the Bulwark have to say?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself in a glass of whine! at January 10, 2019 01:42 PM (LISuA)
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Is that what Billy named his all-day butt plug?

Makes sense.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Meth Addicted Gay Hookers at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (Yk2wT)

62 He made the mistake of pointing out that the Emperor had no clothes. If the grievance studies journals are that sloppy they will accept an obvious hoax paper so long as it uses the right buzzwords, then what does that say about whole departments full of tenured professors at the university?

(rhetorical question)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (hLRSq)

63 **Looks in camera, wags finger**
I did not rape that dog.

Posted by: Bill "Blue Tick" Clinton at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (88+cf)

64 Parody is dead in Soviet Academia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

65 45


If it's faked data that floats your boat, check out the "adjusted" temperature data used in climate change models.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (pNxlR)


The fist graph looked like a nail file but after the adjusted it it looked like a hockey stick. According to the hockey stick in 1988, the mean temperature of the earth "IF WE DO NOTHING" would be 250 degrees by now.

Posted by: How u like my research? at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (ymnmz)

66 Wasn't the Superfriends the diverse and politically correct totally ghey attempt at Justice League in the 70s?

FTFY. And yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

67 60 it is NOT against the law to have sex with animals in Washington State.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)

And you're aware of this...how?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

68
~whew~

I just wore out another stair climber. That thing is smoking like Dennis Leary...

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (GEhPL)

69 does anyone remember the Superfriends where Wendy (I think) figured out that a bill was counterfeit because it showed Abraham Lincoln (or maybe Ben Franklin) in a turtleneck sweater?

I have a pretty good memory of that -- but sometimes, my memory lies to me.
Posted by: ace


I thought that the weed gardening hour was in the last thread.....

Posted by: Power of...An enormous bong at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (Z04f8)

70 Go to Tijuana. Study ass rape. 
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BTDT

Posted by: Ana Navarro 
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Get the T-shirt?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (E0VQV)

71 Hmmm, it's like you didn't watch cartoons while growing up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)



Oh. This is another of those You People Are Unspeakably Young things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

72 they claimed they had inspected the genitals of 10,000 dog park dogs for signs of rape.

That dog won't hunt.

Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (FhXTo)

73 57 Wasn't the Superfriends the diverse and politically correct attempt at Justice League in the 70s?

I sort of remember a goofy indian guy who would say WUBBA WUBBA and grow to the size of skyscrapers, and a black dude that had the power to electricity or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 10, 2019 01:50 PM (LX21o)



Ah yes, the great "Apache Chief". The hilarious Adult Swim parody "Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law" (which used nothing but obsolete and failed Hanna-Barbera characters) had him suing the Justice League over some accident involving the expansion of his wiener or some other such, IIRC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (ujg0T)

74 The faculty at our local uni are planning to go on strike in two weeks. Their average salary is $120K and they are going on strike over being asked to put in $50 a month toward their Health Insurance.

Also, they are telling students to drop their classes to support the strike. Not telling them that their tuition and loans are non-refundable if they join the strike.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (O7MnT)

75 Portland State University -- a garbage-tier fake school
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But there are great food carts across 4th Street from the Engineering building! I could go for some pad thai right now...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (Hx3Yn)

76 60 it is NOT against the law to have sex with animals in Washington State.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)


Starbucks baristas can relax, and enjoy their dates.

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (5r0Mb)

77 "Wasn't the Superfriends the diverse and politically correct attempt at Justice League in the 70s?"

Yes it was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (hLRSq)

78 They had a bunch of papers in various stages of peer review. Some got published, some hadn't had all the paperwork completed or whatever.

I didn't read any indication that any of the papers they attempted to submit reached "conclusions" that ran counter to the conventional wisdom of the grievance studies departments.

Basically, this whole thing needed a control group.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)
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That rings a bell. Yes, I agree - a control group would have been good to prove the "these people are ideological lunatics" point as opposed to having a sound counter-argument in-place (which is that "these people are retarded")

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (I2dne)

79 And you're aware of this...how?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

motherfuckinghamsterfucker!

it's a well known perverity around these parts. every now and again some dope dies from screwing a horse

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (d7Ww2)

80 Portland State University -- a garbage-tier fake school



They don't even play any serious teams.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

81 Everybody now expects the NPC Inquisition!

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (AEe1m)

82 #MeToo Woof!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (9OkQ7)

83 71 Hmmm, it's like you didn't watch cartoons while growing up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)


Oh. This is another of those You People Are Unspeakably Young things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

My lawn: you will vacate it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

84 >>> Wasn't the Superfriends the diverse and politically correct attempt at Justice League in the 70s?

I sort of remember a goofy indian guy who would say WUBBA WUBBA and grow to the size of skyscrapers, and a black dude that had the power to electricity or something.

...

The Politically Correct Characters were added later in the run -- I think they were El Dorado, Super Samurai, Apache Chief, and Black *Vulcan.*

Weird thing on that last one -- they called him Black Vulcan even though there was the actual comic book character he represented was called Black Lightning. And "Black Lightning" Makes sense and describes the character, whereas "Black Vulcan" just leaves you confused. He's not a Vulcan. WTF?

Those characters were only on the show a bit.

Later, in the excellent 90s "Justice League" cartoon, those characters as well as Zen and Jana were parodied/paid homage to, reinvented as manufactured superheroes created by ARGUS to serve as a potential force to fight the Justice League, should that be necessary.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (PbpT7)

85 Portland State University -- a garbage-tier fake school -- is actually claiming they should have gotten consent from the journals to test them.



That's what everyone says when busted.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (EMrMF)

86 When people test TSA to see if they can smuggle (dummy) weapons through security, do they alert them in advance "I'm gonna be trying to smuggle this dummy knife past you, mmmkay?"


Jokes on you. That "x-ray machine" is really playing Sopranos reruns.

Posted by: TSA at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (NrQPT)

87 How can Portland State be so tone-deaf as to prove the professor right, with their very attempt to witch-hunt him?

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (c+2jX)


Because if they take the little boy and cut his head off in the market square *no one else* will ever comment about how the Emperor paraded around naked.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

88 To prove that the academy was no longer interested in scholarship but groupthink political activism, he and his confederates wrote a series of absurd papers to see if Grievance Studies Journals would publish them.
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See: The Sokal Affair https://preview.tinyurl.com/pgf8ybc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (/dN1M)

89 Parody is dead in Soviet Academia.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (yQpMk)
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It has to be tough out there for serious fiction writers. What can they come up with that is crazier than our current political, press and academic reality?

Hell, if you wrote down half this shit as a fictionalization 20 or 30 years ago, it'd be rejected as far-fetched and unbelievable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (I2dne)

90 ~whew~

I just wore out another stair climber. That thing is smoking like Dennis Leary...

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (GEhPL)

------

*dammit.... you made me spit my gum out

Pretty sure the gal and the front desk thinks Im having a stroke back here....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

91 "The Committee unanimously agreed that the 'dog park' article represents an unambiguous example of research data fabrication."

"unambiguous"!

Good thing they put that in ...

These guys are too funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (U96rM)

92 revised experiment suggestion.

Two different groups to perform the Milgram Experiment.

One conservative
One liberal

Who would follow orders more if the person being shocked was a political opponent?

Yes that's a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (0/zKO)

93 68


~whew~



I just wore out another stair climber. That thing is smoking like Dennis Leary...





Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 10, 2019 01:52 PM (GEhPL)


Watch me bend this weightlifting bar into a pretzel........with my thighs!


Posted by: Notorious RBG at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (ymnmz)

94 OK I seriously don't want to know, or think about, people raping their dogs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (QBy2Q)

95 See: The Sokal Affair https://preview.tinyurl.com/pgf8ybc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (/dN1M)
++++++++++
See Also: http://www.elsewhere.org/journal/pomo/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (I2dne)

96 94 OK I seriously don't want to know, or think about, people raping their dogs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (QBy2Q)

In Soviet Russia...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

97
Question #15: When dogs and cats are sleeping together, do you prefer the dog rape occur

[_] before they bed down together,

[_] after they bed down together,

[_] while they bed down together, or

[_] I love it loads - I never stop doing it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

98 Oh. This is another of those You People Are Unspeakably Young things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

My lawn: you will vacate it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)



Ahem.

Other way 'round, sport. This sounds like something that was After My Time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (fuK7c)

99 OK I seriously don't want to know, or think about, people raping their dogs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (QBy2Q)
++++++++++
You're at the wrong blog. Moose out front should've told you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (I2dne)

100 The real problem here isn't even PC culture. We simply have way to many people who aren't capable of scholarship trying to make a living at it, and too many students in college who aren't capable of benefiting from it.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (NrQPT)

101 is Neil DeGrasse Tyson pointing anything out here?

naw, he's to dim to make the connection.

Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (nFwvY)

102 Hmmm, it's like you didn't watch cartoons while growing up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)


Oh. This is another of those You People Are Unspeakably Young things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

My lawn: you will vacate it.
Posted by: joncelli


Tom & Jerry & Mammy.

My lawn. Off it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (EMrMF)

103 Absurd Orwellian lies (2+2=5) are always seeking out validation, which is of course made of fake data ... it has to be fake.


"Grievance Studies" data is easier to fake, since is so touchy feely, which they love, of course. "Walls don't work" is based in grievance study "proof", not about the wall, but "only racist haters support the wall".


Appeal to a higher motive ... I think that is one of the Carnegie sales techniques. "Only haters want walls, which only divide us". la la land liberal.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

104 >>>60 it is NOT against the law to have sex with animals in Washington State.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
________
ABSOLUTELY HARAM!

Muhammad has forbidden sex with animals because they bear no fruits to further jihad and it wrong to distress your own property and waste the gifts of allah has bestowed upon you!

But it is written that a true believer may stimulate himself with the mouth and anus of a heathens animals - because those animals are in the house of war and those holes never bear any fruit!

Praise be upon them!

Posted by: Imam Sharia at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (Yk2wT)

105 Attention 'ettes:

There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.

It is called "Januhairy", and intended to be an annual event.

Januhairy was started by Laura Jackson, a drama student at the University of Exeter in the U.K., after she noticed a difference in how she felt, after she grew out her body hair for a role.

Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use ! at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (DMUuz)

106 How exactly would one go about making any adaptation of the Justice League that is NOT gay ?

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (uLp9h)

107 Oh. This is another of those You People Are Unspeakably Young things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)


I never heard of this Superfriends stuff, either.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (U96rM)

108 Portland State - the bastion of academic achievement.. True story - daughter went to University of Portland for her BSN. Sent off somewhat conservative (other than saving Mother Earth as she went to high school in Kailua, HI) and graduated in 2012 a blithering lefty lefty who flies off the handle over every single thing we one is not in complete agreement with her insane lefty way of thinking. I told her the last time we spoke (six months or so ago) that she needed to figure out how to have a rationale conversation about anything and she flew off the handle with TDS and some irrational he's a racist, toxic lyin' liar who hangs women and children.. I said ok, I'm willing to listen, tell me ONE thing that supports that statement as I can give you fifteen different examples of EACH one that is a blatant lie.. She then screams at me that I'm a brainwashed FOX news zombie who doesn't know a thing about anything.

My response to her was "and when was the last time you saw or even asked me what I was watching or reading as I haven't watched FOX news in a couple of years"... She screamed some insanity and hung up the phone.. Nearly 27 yrs old and a raving lunatic who can't be talked to and she says its b/c of me that she's that way.. LOL - a chip off of the old block I guess...that or I blame her mother - hell maybe both. The son (who also graduated in the northwest (University of Puget Sound)) is somewhat conservative and is a rationale/logical thinker who you can have a conversation with.. both grew up under the same roof with the same rules and upbringing and came out completely different.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (ijfNv)

109 is Neil DeGrasse Tyson pointing anything out here?

naw, he's to dim to make the connection.
Posted by: x


7 & 1/2 watt bulb.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (EMrMF)

110 WUBBA WUBBA

Posted by: Neil Degrasse Tyson at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (LX21o)

111 it's a well known perverity around these parts. every now and again some dope dies from screwing a horse
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM (d7Ww2)

------

Oh c'mon..... chlamydia isnt fatal.

You're a nurse.... you should know better.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

112 100 The real problem here isn't even PC culture. We simply have way to many people who aren't capable of scholarship trying to make a living at it, and too many students in college who aren't capable of benefiting from it.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (NrQPT)


THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (9OkQ7)

113
Trump not going to Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (jYje5)

114 >>>105 Attention 'ettes:

There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.

It is called "Januhairy", and intended to be an annual event.

Januhairy was started by Laura Jackson, a drama student at the University of Exeter in the U.K., after she noticed a difference in how she felt, after she grew out her body hair for a role.

...

Hey leftwing feminists, thanks for your boyfriends!

Posted by: a non-NPC girl who's now dating A LOT at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

115 Friday was Doggy Oysters day back in the Indonesia of my childhood, when we returned from Friday prayers.

Wish I still had that recipe for the sweet soy sauce we put on them!

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (DuAZ5)

116 106 How exactly would one go about making any adaptation of the Justice League that is NOT gay ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (uLp9h)

You start by writing Aqua Man out entirely.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

117 >>94 OK I seriously don't want to know, or think about, people raping their dogs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 01:55 PM (QBy2Q)

Milgram's control group: "Okay, so the human is hooked up to the dog, and the electrodes are hooked up to the human. Your job is to ask the human trivia questions. Each wrong answer, you hit the voltage, which increases with each wrong answer.

"We're seeking to find out how many wrong questions it takes for the dog to learn to speak English and start helping the human with the answers."

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

118 The real problem here isn't even PC culture. We simply have way to many people who aren't capable of scholarship trying to make a living at it, and too many students in college who aren't capable of benefiting from it.
Posted by: pep at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (NrQPT)
+++++++++++
Capability is a part of it. Academia in the Humanities (and some sciences like the once-legitimate climatology) has also deliberately destroyed scholarship. They don't practice, teach, expect or want scholarship.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 01:58 PM (I2dne)

119 >>>106 How exactly would one go about making any adaptation of the Justice League that is NOT gay ?

super-easy, barely an inconvenience. the 90s show is great.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

120 Januhairy was started by Laura Jackson, a drama student at the University of Exeter in the U.K., after she noticed a difference in how she felt, after she grew out her body hair for a role.
======

Itchy?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2019 01:58 PM (vg8iE)

121 Tom & Jerry & Mammy.

My lawn. Off it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:56 PM (EMrMF)



Speaking of which, does anyone remember the cartoon "Little Audrey" regularly making her "mammy" nanny frustrated?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 01:58 PM (ujg0T)

122 I'm happy to announce that I've patched things up with Harry Reid and he's even semi endorsed me president in 2020.

Posted by: Mitt Cuckney at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (SkuXa)

123 How exactly would one go about making any adaptation of the Justice League that is NOT gay ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker


Not include Aquaman.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (EMrMF)

124 I don't know. It is Portland State. They should have seen this coming. It was about equivalent to running around Berlin, in 1943, waving the American Flag and yelling "Hitler Sucks." Brave, but a bit lacking in prudence, if you don't have tenure.

I do hope there's some way this can be fought, seriously. But I suppose that's deplorable. I expect we'll soon see the True Conservative case for why firing him is The Correct Thing To Do On Principle. Maybe there should be a pool on qn which pussycon will be first.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (VaN/j)

125 Batman, master detective: Superfriends and Counterfeit bill

https://tinyurl.com/ya8phnzs

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (t41dG)

126 >>both grew up under the same roof with the same rules and upbringing and came out completely different. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (ijfNv)

You forgot to mention that Santa put a MAGA hat in your daughter's Christmas stocking.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

127 Wubba lubba dub dub!

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

128 60 it is NOT against the law to have sex with animals in Washington State.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)

*sploosh*

Posted by: Whitney Wisconsin at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (iSh8b)

129 Sounds like they need a reboot of Godzuki

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (O636P)

130 Darth Chipmunk,

Thanks so much, that's great!

I bet it was a Wendy episode, though.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

131 One of the main responses to this whole thing was basically "well yeah, he faked data and the conclusion matched the data he faked, so it's not surprising that we didn't catch it." To make a simplified example, it'd be like if he faked data that showed that objects fall at an acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2. Sure, you faked data, but the principle you faked it on was an actual law, so it didn't raise eyebrows.

To head off this objection, if he'd had produced data that didn't go along with the popular theories, and been torn to shreds for methodological reasons as well, he'd have had a much stronger case to show they were really driven by the actual conclusion.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 01:46 PM (KUaJL)

I think a better example of what the authors did was make the data so outrageous that you couldn't consider it viable. much like, "we studied goose down feathers in a hurricane and discovered that they fall straight down at 9.8 m/s.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (8D42x)

132 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (ijfNv)

Your son uses logic and your daughter emotion? How unusual.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (0/zKO)

133 113 Trump not going to Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (jYje5)


"I'm rearranging my sock drawer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (9OkQ7)

134 108 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (ijfNv)
++++++++
Sorry to hear about that. That sucks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (I2dne)

135
Januhairy was started by Laura Jackson, a drama student at the University of Exeter in the U.K., after she noticed a difference in how she felt, after she grew out her body hair for a role.

Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use ! at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM


Many men found the 'big bush' look of the 70's enticing.

Posted by: Kay Parker at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (jYje5)

136 it is NOT against the law to have sex with animals in Washington State.
Posted by: nurse ratched



Mendooozaaaaaa!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (EMrMF)

137 114 >>>105 Attention 'ettes:

There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.

It is called "Januhairy", and intended to be an annual event.

Januhairy was started by Laura Jackson, a drama student at the University of Exeter in the U.K., after she noticed a difference in how she felt, after she grew out her body hair for a role.

...

Hey leftwing feminists, thanks for your boyfriends!
Posted by: a non-NPC girl who's now dating A LOT at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)




Heh. I remember when the leftist dykes were extolling the virtues of less bodily hairy women and presumably shaved cooters, over more bodily hairy and presumably nasty men. We have come full circle.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (ujg0T)

138 >>>106 How exactly would one go about making any adaptation of the Justice League that is NOT gay ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (uLp9h)
__________
ABSOLUTELY HARAM!

Gay sed is forbidden except for sexual emergencies in the land of Sweden!

Posted by: Imam Sharia at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (Yk2wT)

139 I went to see the stupid Aquaman movie with Wife and Boy.

Awful.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (uLp9h)

140 Is Kate Bush still running up that hill?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (O636P)

141
How can Portland State be so tone-deaf as to prove the professor right, with their very attempt to witch-hunt him?

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (c+2jX


====


Well...you saw the previous thread in which Jim Acosta "proved" that Trump is inventing the border crisis by pointing to a steel barrier and declaring triumphally, "There's no crisis here!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (mblbk)

142 The Justice League is cool and DC characters are cool and Marvel fanbois are silly.

I like Marvel too. I just don't get the hating on DC thing.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (PbpT7)

143 For those who still wonder how things like the Cultural Revolution or Pol Pot happen...I give you the Emperor's Fashion Advisors on the Portland State University faculty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (Boy/L)

144 Many men found the 'big bush' look of the 70's enticing.

Posted by: Kay Parker at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (jYje5)


Why do you think I got that perm?

Posted by: Mr. Brady at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

145 "How can Portland State be so tone-deaf as to prove the professor right, with their very attempt to witch-hunt him?Posted by zombie

They lost the battle of proof already, prof was proven correct by getting published, even awarded.


The Portland Stand new tone, "if you expose us as totalitarian frauds, we will castrate you". The leftist mafia has moved on from trying to convince us, they now openly threaten us. (see Trump, Donald versus the whole mobster DeepState)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (Cus5s)

146 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 01:57 PM (ijfNv)

Your son uses logic and your daughter emotion? How unusual.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


How sexist. Aka, any day ending in "y".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (EMrMF)

147 Heh. I remember when the leftist dykes were extolling the virtues of less bodily hairy women and presumably shaved cooters, over more bodily hairy and presumably nasty men. We have come full circle.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (ujg0T)
++++++++++
Whatever is countercultural will do. With a binary like "shave or don't shave," it will necessarily cycle.

Shaving your lady parts used to be taboo, so of course all good feminists and lesbians should do it.
Saving yourself (including your lady parts) is now normal, so of course all good feminists and lesbians should stop doing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (I2dne)

148
Well...you saw the previous thread in which Jim
Acosta "proved" that Trump is inventing the border crisis by pointing to
a steel barrier and declaring triumphally, "There's no crisis here!"


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (mblbk)


Acosta probably thinks the rain stops when he opens an umbrella.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (ymnmz)

149 They don't even play any serious teams.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 01:53 PM


We know how that is.

Posted by: Clemson at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (DMUuz)

150 I don't think they're restricting body hair growth to their pudendum.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (PbpT7)

151 Imagine if they did study dog genitals though. How would your write that on a resume? Vast experience dealing with dog vaginas?

Posted by: Someguy at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (h5Df3)

152 Weird Japanese Movies, but I repeat myself

https://youtu.be/EuPEcbol8LA

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (O636P)

153
Well...you saw the previous thread in which Jim Acosta "proved" that Trump is inventing the border crisis by pointing to a steel barrier and declaring triumphally, "There's no crisis here!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (mblbk)

----

So. Accosted makes Trumps point for him.

How...... intellectual....... of him.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

154 Tom & Jerry & Mammy.

My lawn. Off it.
Posted by: rickb223
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Winky Dink, then, Crusader Rabbit, kids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (2qPhT)

155 It feels like the entire western world is being subsumed by a borg like creature. All these stories that are superficially different are all actually the same story.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (q177U)

156 Holy shit ... I thought Ace was being funny. The man was serious.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (uLp9h)

157 >>Shaving your lady parts used to be taboo, so of course all good feminists and lesbians should do it.
Saving yourself (including your lady parts) is now normal, so of course all good feminists and lesbians should stop doing it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (I2dne)

Where does "piercings in the lady parts" practice fall on the taboo-normal spectrum?

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

158 There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.

---

I'm not really following this.

They're wanted to raise awareness of how they're not just sexual objects by intentionally making themselves sexually repulsive?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (LX21o)

159
oooooh...... off foul equestrian sock

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

160 I went to see the stupid Aquaman movie with Wife and Boy.

Awful.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (uLp9h)
+++++++++++
It was a big, dumb movie. Riddled with cliches, big scenes that couldn't make me care, and a serious motivation problem.

It had a couple of real actors (including the usually-good Willem Dafoe), but it felt like each character's motivation was "I am doing this because the screenwriter told me to." I didn't care even a little a bit about any of them good or bad. It was all just cheap caricature and loud noises.

Feh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)

161 Well...you saw the previous thread in which Jim Acosta "proved" that Trump is inventing the border crisis by pointing to a steel barrier and declaring triumphally, "There's no crisis here!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (mblbk)

----

So. Accosted makes Trumps point for him.

How...... intellectual....... of him.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)


Yes, I hope Trump tweets out that very point just to rub it in.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

162 147
Heh. I remember when the leftist dykes were extolling the virtues of
less bodily hairy women and presumably shaved cooters, over more bodily
hairy and presumably nasty men. We have come full circle.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:01 PM (ujg0T)

++++++++++

Whatever is countercultural will do. With a binary like "shave or don't shave," it will necessarily cycle.



Shaving your lady parts used to be taboo, so of course all good feminists and lesbians should do it.

Saving yourself (including your lady parts) is now normal, so of course all good feminists and lesbians should stop doing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (I2dne)


You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

Think about that for a minute.

Your welcome.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)

163 Bring us ... a shrubbery!

Posted by: The Knights who say "Ni!" at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

164 Superfriends audio intro with 90s Justice League cartoon visual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Tsut72X48

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

165 The last time I had 10,000 genital rape inspections - boy was my butt sore!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (Yk2wT)

166 The best of the papers they got published, I thought, was where they simply changed some gender pronouns and got one of the "Academic" journals to reprint a chapter of Mein Kampf. (not a joke, that really happened)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)

167 You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

Think about that for a minute.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)
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Never seen it. I figured it was people finally realizing that it holds up well and that carpets are gross filth magnets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)

168 People who are delusional seek out validation for their delusions. This can take many forms including staged events, fabrications,and hallucinations. It's all really a matter of avoiding truths or demurring from other issues. This is today's liberal, trying to make the delusion, reality. It's an entire group of people who, when confronted with the truth, will do anything to avoid it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)

169 158 There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.

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I'm not really following this.

They're wanted to raise awareness of how they're not just sexual objects by intentionally making themselves sexually repulsive?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (LX21o)


No, they're just seeking attention. "Look at me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (9OkQ7)

170
This is the list of what NBC news thinks is an apocalypse. My fav -- federal court system slows to a crawl *giggle*

38 million low-income Americans lose food stamps
6 million face an uncertain timetable for collecting tax refunds
2 million without rental assistance and facing possible eviction
800,000 paycheck-less federal employees plunged into dire financial straits
Shuttered parks and museums while overstressed airports cause tourism to tank

Federal court system slows to a crawl

Disaster relief money doesn't get to storm-ravaged areas
Lapsed FDA and EPA inspections lead to dangerous outbreaks
Private companies looking to go public are stuck in limbo

Stock market plummets

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (w5m2/)

171 But our Betters insist, INSIST, that we, the benighted hobbits of Deploraville, should just learn to like the lash.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (ZejZP)

172 Feh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)


Ditto ... the other DC movie was a hell of a lot better.

Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (uLp9h)

173 Portland State? Is that a thing? Really?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (3RxaC)

174 You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

Think about that for a minute.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)



I would have expected her to promote the "ponygirl" kink. Shows what I know....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (ujg0T)

175
151 Imagine if they did study dog genitals though. How would your write that on a resume? Vast experience dealing with dog vaginas
bitches in heat?
Posted by: Someguy at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (h5Df3)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

176 I don't think they're restricting body hair growth to their pudendum.
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM


That would be the pits.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (DMUuz)

177
Oopsie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

178 I'm not really following this.

They're wanted to raise awareness of how they're not just sexual objects by intentionally making themselves sexually repulsive?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (LX21o)

I think it's mostly just that men aren't allowed to have preferences when it comes to attractiveness.

Body hair, lack of physical fitness or hygene, the existence of a penis... you're not allowed to not find these things attractive on a woman.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

179 K E K

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (p3zMb)

180
They're wanted to raise awareness of how they're not just sexual objects by intentionally making themselves sexually repulsive?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM


Filter that thought through this statement: A misogynist is a male who hates females as much as they hate each other.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (jYje5)

181 Pepé Le Pew is the Harvey Weinstein of animation.

#MeToo

Posted by: Penelope Pussycat at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (m6h/F)

182 When everybody's got tattoos, piercings, and gauges the size of trash can lids to be rebellious, edgy and cool, it stops being rebellious, edgy and cool.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

183 >>151 Imagine if they did study dog genitals though. How would your write that on a resume? Vast experience dealing with dog vaginas?
Posted by: Someguy at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (h5Df3)

'Portland State University, doctoral dissertation defense (Ph.D, 199 "Here Comes The Lipstick: Cultural Interpretations of Male Canine Expression"

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)

184 Maybe all colleges should be reorganized as the National Institute of Coordinated Experiments. N.I.C.E. for short.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (VaN/j)

185
...
Lapsed FDA and EPA inspections lead to dangerous outbreaks
...
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (w5m2/)
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This once concerns me least. Compliance with food and drug safety is a process that, once implemented, will probably not be rejected immediately. Especially when you know that the inspectors will be back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (I2dne)

186 Willowed...

Anna Navarro should be scrubbing floors.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (9gmA7)

Yeah some exercise might wear off some of that lard belly she has.
Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 01:38 PM (TcW6
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I'd hit it.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

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I bet Jeb!'s wife gets tired of him accidentally calling her Ana during their lovemaking.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (AzW6q)

187 >>There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.



New movement = a couple of Women's/Gender Studies degreed bloggers needed something to write about so they decided this was a thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

188 174 You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

Think about that for a minute.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)


I would have expected her to promote the "ponygirl" kink. Shows what I know....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (ujg0T)

I thought TickledPink was into that. Oh wait, that was Ron Paul play. Never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

189 You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

Think about that for a minute.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at J




when she was young, she was really cute. what was the movie she was in with cage and cahn?

hardwood was a thing way before the. besides, who cares how and why it came about. like complaining if air travel had been invented by the french.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (MTjB1)

190 132 134

Yep & Yep. And I should have sent her a Trump shirt Zod - she probably would have had a coronary.. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (ijfNv)

191 So it was a Scooby Do Crossover(!): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0659607/

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (t41dG)

192
...
Lapsed FDA and EPA inspections lead to dangerous outbreaks
Private companies looking to go public are stuck in limbo

Stock market plummets
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 02:07 PM (w5m2/)


Dogs and cats sleeping together!

Mass hysteria!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

193 158 There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.

Meanwhile "men" are waxing their chests.

It's something in the water, I keep tellin' ya.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (9OkQ7)

194 You can't really talk about joke "academics" trying to be all sciency without bringing out Barky's only (?) law paper that he co-wrote with that Tribe idiot at Hah-vahd - "The Curvature of Constitutional Space". LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (U96rM)

195 That was just a necessary bit of stage-dressing to get the real data...

Magicians call the preface explanation 'patter.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (ZejZP)

196 182 When everybody's got tattoos, piercings, and gauges the size of trash can lids to be rebellious, edgy and cool, it stops being rebellious, edgy and cool.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)



Dr. Seuss was onto something with "The Sneetches".

(He was a Leftist, but he was an old school, New Deal /Great Society Leftist.)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (ujg0T)

197 Yeah some exercise might wear off some of that lard belly she has.
Posted by: clutch at J


tie a rag on it and she can do twice as much floor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (MTjB1)

198 It had a couple of real actors (including the usually-good Willem Dafoe), but it felt like each character's motivation was "I am doing this because the screenwriter told me to." I didn't care even a little a bit about any of them good or bad. It was all just cheap caricature and loud noises.
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AVENGE ME!!!

Posted by: Willem Dafoe at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (Hx3Yn)

199 Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (O636P)

200 Imagine if they did study dog genitals though. How would your write that on a resume? Vast experience dealing with dog vaginas?
Posted by: Someguy at January 10, 2019 02:03 PM (h5Df3)

Pretty sure in academia, you just refer to the paper by the string of authors. So you could say something like

Published and cited in peer review journals:
Vasquez, et al.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (KUaJL)

201 When everybody's got tattoos, piercings, and gauges the size of trash can lids to be rebellious, edgy and cool, it stops being rebellious, edgy and cool.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++++++
Yes. Paul Joseph Watson's point about "conservatism is the new punk rock" isn't insane. Ages ago, Allan Sherman had a little ditty about that exact phenomenon:
https://youtu.be/W8RW5hDKrZE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (I2dne)

202 Making yourself unattractive reduces both consensual and non-consensual sex 100%

Thanks Papa John's!

Posted by: Amy Schumer's Disgusting Rolls of fat (now deodorized infrequently!) at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (Yk2wT)

203
You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

I think you can find the shaved, or partially shaved cooter in the earliest 8 mm B&W porn. I wouldn't give that horseface credit for anything.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (jYje5)

204 >>Yep & Yep. And I should have sent her a Trump shirt Zod - she probably would have had a coronary.. LOL Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 02:09 PM (ijfNv)

It is never too late to do the right thing. In fact, if you can make sure that her friends know she has it before she does, great justice.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

205 >>>191 So it was a Scooby Do Crossover(!): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0659607/

aaaahhhhhh... well I guess that makes sense. It was even cornier than the usual Superfriends shenanigans.

Maybe I just have an obsession with Wendy, or got her confused with Velma. (Who I definitely have an obsession with.)

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (PbpT7)

206 Exposing Dog Humping as a thing should be punished.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)

207
Poltroons!




Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (UbFs9)

208 This is absurd. Psychological tests are done every single week in which the subjects are not told what is being tested. Often they're being tested without being told they're being tested. For example, they might be positioned in a waiting room, told that they will be tested in a half hour, but then, unknown to them, the actual test is conducted on them while they're waiting.

I myself was one a subject in a study in which not only were the participants not told the subject being studied, but it turned out that even the testers had no clue how flawed their study was. It was me who informed them, and as a result, they actually shut the study down!

Subjects were told it was an eye/vision test.

The study was in reality an attempt to measure the human mind's ability to "multi-task" -- do more than one thing simultaneously. So the subjects (without being told this) were at first given a very specific task to do, and then were "distracted" by the researchers with competing mental tasks that were time-sensitive and had to be done immediately -- all while still doing the original task. The question was: Could the subjects handle being overwhelmed by two or more mental tasks at once? Or would they break down and become unable to do either one of them?

What happened, to the testers' surprise and dismay, is that the subjects only focused on one task - one of the "distraction" tasks - - and ignored the other tasks, including the main task. In every single case, the subjects successfully completed one of the distraction tasks, and failed at all the others. This left the testers scratching their heads.

But there was a key detail. It was this: All the subjects were recruited from a community of hobbyists good at a particular task. Let's just say it was playing "Space Invaders" -- shooting at incoming alien spaceships in a video game. So the testers at first would ask a subject to count the number of times a juggler threw balls in the air, for five straight minutes -- and then halfway through have them start playing Space Invaders WHILE also counting the juggled balls.

Subjects were told, however, that it was merely a vision test to see if you could keep track of the balls. They stressed over and over, "Whatever distractions there may be, always keep counting the balls!"

Their theory was that the subjects would get overwhelmed, and both lose track of the balls AND get killed quickly in Space Invaders. The alternate outcome, which they thought would be unlikely, is that they would keep accurate count of the balls, but be unable to concentrate on Space Invaders, and quickly get killed.

But NEITHER of those things happened. Instead, subjects at first counted the balls, but AS SOON as Space Invaders started, they immediately turned all their attention to it and lost track of the balls within seconds. Instead, meanwhile, they won at Space Invaders.

Why?

BECAUSE THE SUBJECTS ALL KNEW EACH OTHER in the Space Invaders community, and to them it would be considered shameful and embarrassing to lose at Space Invaders in front of their friends. Conversely, they were NOT friends with the test-givers, and didn't really give a shit about how anyone perceived their skills at counting juggled balls.

When I explained this to the researchers - - that their results were entirely dictated by the social relationships among the subjects, and revealed nothing about cognition, a light of horror went off in their eyes. A week later, the whole project was shut down.

How they could not have foreseen this in their design of the study, I couldn't understand. So stupid.

It was this incident that made me realize that academia is filled with total bullshit.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 02:12 PM (c+2jX)

209 182 When everybody's got tattoos, piercings, and gauges the size of trash can lids to be rebellious, edgy and cool, it stops being rebellious, edgy and cool.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)


Yep. I can't wait for that fad to die out. It must be near its sell-by date by now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:12 PM (9OkQ7)

210 yeah.... I think I was thinking Velma.

I tend to forget those Scooby Doo/Batman crossovers. I didn't like those. I thought they tainted batman. I liked Scooby Doo but that was obviously Just a Silly Cartoon whereas Batman as Real and Shit.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:12 PM (PbpT7)

211 The reason hookers shaved their coots was to protect them from crabs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:12 PM (2LelM)

212 Don't forget the Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby-Doo with Vincent Price.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:12 PM (O636P)

213 It feels like the entire western world is being subsumed by a borg like creature. All these stories that are superficially different are all actually the same story.
Posted by: Max Power


It's almost as if human nature doesn't really change.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (ZejZP)

214
pusillanimity


it means poltroonery

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (UbFs9)

215 I don't care what anybody says. Velma is hot. Youtube has the clip with the counterfeit scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6uWpOsx4vo

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (t41dG)

216 203


You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.



I think you can find the shaved, or partially shaved cooter in the
earliest 8 mm BW porn. I wouldn't give that horseface credit for
anything.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (jYje5)


I think she legitimized it for suburban housewives and the youngers.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (ymnmz)

217
"I'm rearranging my sock drawer."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:00 PM (9OkQ7

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Be careful. If something moves, you'll have socks all over the place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (mblbk)

218 27 18 Do Orwellian Fascists know that they're Orwellian Fascists?
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Of course. They only pretend to hate Orwellian fascism because it helps their cause, which is instituting Orwellian fascism as quickly as possible.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (Wloe5)

219 it's weird that a 29 year old such as myself has such strong memories of cartoons from the mid-70s

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

220 There is a new movement aimed at empowering women to grow out their body hair.




I'm not really following this.

They're wanted to raise awareness of how they're not just sexual objects by intentionally making themselves sexually repulsive?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB





the whole grow the hair out thing is not new. half the girls that went to europe for their study abroad woulc come back with unshaved bits blathering nonsense about how only whores shaved their legs and so on in europe.

then when they wanted to wear shorts or bikinis the razors came out and the clear cutting started.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:13 PM (MTjB1)

221 161 Well...you saw the previous thread in which Jim Acosta "proved" that Trump is inventing the border crisis by pointing to a steel barrier and declaring triumphally, "There's no crisis here!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:02 PM (mblbk)

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So. Accosted makes Trumps point for him.

How...... intellectual....... of him.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at January 10, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)


Yes, I hope Trump tweets out that very point just to rub it in.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 02:05 PM (hLRSq)
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Proving again that Acosta is not very bright and a liberal activist.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (G0vdT)

222
Scooby Doo Meets Jerry Reed was damn good.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (UbFs9)

223 Meanwhile "men" are waxing their chests.

It's something in the water, I keep tellin' ya.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:10 PM (9OkQ7)



Reporting from the Single/Divorced Male Frontlines: I have had ladies tell me they like resting their heads on a smooth chest after the wild thing, so there is that. See also fellatio without getting hairs in their mouths.

Me? I'm an "easy dog to hunt with" and can do whatever.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (ujg0T)

224 210 yeah.... I think I was thinking Velma.

I tend to forget those Scooby Doo/Batman crossovers. I didn't like those. I thought they tainted batman. I liked Scooby Doo but that was obviously Just a Silly Cartoon whereas Batman as Real and Shit.
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Batman is the only super hero without super genetics. So he is mortal and therefore he can lose his life. The rest all are immortal, thus boring.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (2LelM)

225 I watched some of the youtube videos on this. It was absolutely HYSTERICAL.

The left is a rot. Remember when you had fish tanks as a kid and you had to pay attention to ICK and treat the water when they got it?

Liberalism is brain ICK.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (F4u7C)

226 I tend to forget those Scooby Doo/Batman crossovers. I didn't like those. I thought they tainted batman. I liked Scooby Doo but that was obviously Just a Silly Cartoon whereas Batman as Real and Shit.
Posted by: ace at J



when was batman's taint ever involved in a cartoon?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (MTjB1)

227 This once concerns me least. Compliance with food and drug safety is a process that, once implemented, will probably not be rejected immediately. Especially when you know that the inspectors will be back.
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Especially when you know there are ravening packs of wild plaintiff's lawyers circling your business.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (wq2KZ)

228 >>>Scooby Doo Meets Jerry Reed was damn good

is that real? That could actually be real.

I know Scooby Doo crossed over with Phyllis Diller and I think Paul Lynde.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM (PbpT7)

229 Ace,you have of course seen the Scooby Doo porn parody?

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:15 PM (BXMxN)

230 >>>when was batman's taint ever involved in a cartoon?

there was a comic published just three months ago where they showed him naked with Full Dong exposed so... close enough!

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:15 PM (PbpT7)

231 You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.

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A loose woman I knew (not biblically) a long time ago explained that it was done because then you don't have to worry about crabs.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (LX21o)

232 >>>229 Ace,you have of course seen the Scooby Doo porn parody?


which one? I have seen several. Several.

I'm going to guess I know which one you mean and yes, I've seen that one. My friend told me to watch it. He was super-keen on it. I was "eh."

I wanted a bustier velma.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

233 Go to Tijuana. Study ass rape.

And yes, I've been drinking.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 10, 2019 01:44 PM (E0VQV)


Trump revealed this morning as he arrived in South Texas that there's another larger caravan forming in Honduras as we speak.

There will be PLENTY of opportunity to study the amount and effects of ass rape on humans as they trudge toward our border.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (F4u7C)

234 Maybe I just have an obsession with Wendy, or got her confused with Velma. (Who I definitely have an obsession with.)

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (PbpT7)


It's the turtleneck sweater, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (hLRSq)

235 When everybody's got tattoos, piercings, and gauges the size of trash can lids to be rebellious, edgy and cool, it stops being rebellious, edgy and cool.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

Metallica initially took that position. I think though they caved and Hetfield eventually got two full sleeves.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (0/zKO)

236 >>it's weird that a 29 year old such as myself has such strong memories of cartoons from the mid-70s



Now that you mention it, it is kinda queer.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (9gmA7)

237 it's weird that a 29 year old such as myself has such strong memories of cartoons from the mid-70s
Posted by: ace


Dude, just mention Cartoon network. They won't notice.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM (ZejZP)

238
*mutters under breath* - there is no Wendy in Scooby Doo.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

239 It was this incident that made me realize that academia is filled with total bullshit.
Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 02:12 PM (c+2jX)


A social scientist telling me about his experiment (on something I've now forgotten) was dumbstruck when I suggested adding a crossover leg to the protocol (switching which group was the control, and which the experimental subjects). He seemed to think that this was most ingenious thing he'd ever heard.

At which point I was dumbstruck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 02:17 PM (9OkQ7)

240 >>>It's the turtleneck sweater, right?


did you see her in the 2000's live action movies? She was played by the hot Linda Cardelini. She really filled out that sweater.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

241 >>I wanted a bustier velma.


I think Sinatra wrote a song with that line in it.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:17 PM (9gmA7)

242 "Scooby Doo Meets Jerry Reed was damn good"

Yes, that was real. Also Don Adams, Sonny & Cher, Laurel & Hardy, and others.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

243 when was batman's taint ever involved in a cartoon?

there was a comic published just three months ago where they showed him naked with Full Dong exposed so... close enough!
Posted by: ace at J



yeesh, you ask a stupid question you get a repulsive answer.

guess you really shold never ask a question you do not know the answer to.



did know that Archer was bitten on his taint by a snake. even they had the decency not to show the bite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:18 PM (MTjB1)

244 it's weird that a 29 year old such as myself has such strong memories of cartoons from the mid-70s
Posted by: ace



Hey, this IS the blog where the Sleestacks of "Land Of The Lost" were mentioned / invoked in a post about politics some years ago. I became hooked after reading that one...

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:18 PM (ujg0T)

245 Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)


Yes. And Yes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 02:18 PM (hLRSq)

246 Sleestaks, Chucky Schemer's people

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:19 PM (oBUlP)

247
http://tinyurl.com/y7punn9c


THIS is VELMA.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

248 The reason hookers shaved their coots was to protect them from crabs.
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Yep. Me too.

Posted by: Sex in the City Girl at January 10, 2019 02:19 PM (wq2KZ)

249 A loose woman I knew (not biblically) a long time ago explained that it was done because then you don't have to worry about crabs.

Enjoy!
Posted by: Moron Robbie


You still have to worry about them. They just don't have as many places to hide.

Old joke:

How to get rid of crabs:
Shave half the bush. Light on fire. When the crabs run to the shaved are to escape flames, stab with icepick.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:19 PM (EMrMF)

250 Words you've never heard spoken aloud but read:

Pusillanimity
Palimpsest
...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (ZejZP)

251

Scooby Doo also "meets" Davy Jones, also meets the Addams Family.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (UbFs9)

252 Sadly they fan't find porn "actresses" without tattoos now days...

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (BXMxN)

253 Never thought I'd see a thread where Ace talks about Scooby Doo porn......

But this IS the AoSHQ, so being a smart military blog, NOTHING is out of bounds.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (F4u7C)

254 Maybe someone shouldn't call the corgis for this one?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (Evws/)

255
Marshall, Will and Holly.

On a routine expedition.

Met the greaaaaaaatest earthquake.... ever known.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

256 229 Ace,you have of course seen the Scooby Doo porn parody?
Posted by: steevy


I've seen it. There's also a lot of porn of Velma in a Batwoman outfit -- double crossover.

Posted by: zombie at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (c+2jX)

257 The content is confusing to me. I prefer to think the left is starting to eat itself like a snake eating it's own tail. As Madeline Basset would say: "These games are too brainy for me."
Let's talk about cartoon porn and bewbs instead!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (ty7RM)

258 Yes, the Little Boy who cried the Emperor had no clothes?

OFF WITH HIS HEAD! For looking at Naked MEN!

Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

259 Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Batdong!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (/tuJf)

260 True story: my sister's name is Holly because for some reason my parents let me name her (I was 4, don't know what they were thinking) and I loved Land of the Lost.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (QBy2Q)

261 >>>247
http://tinyurl.com/y7punn9c


THIS is VELMA.

...

She's Good.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (PbpT7)

262 Zombie has GOT to be a dude.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:21 PM (BXMxN)

263 Never thought I'd see a thread where Ace talks about Scooby Doo porn......

But this IS the AoSHQ, so being a smart military blog, NOTHING is out of bounds.
Posted by: Sponge at J



why would you have ever thought that?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:21 PM (MTjB1)

264 DOOMSDAY IS COMING RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at January 10, 2019 02:21 PM (Tnijr)

265 Danger prone Daphne as Catwoman?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:21 PM (oBUlP)

266
A loose woman I knew (not biblically) a long time ago explained that it was done because then you don't have to worry about crabs.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM


BTW: Your elephant logo creates a 500 error.

But to the point, yes crabs have been around a long time, and most likely some women took to shaving as a precaution or as part of treatment.

I'm in like the epicenter of Lyme disease in the entire country and I choose to live my life as a shorn man. You can only catch that shit so many times before you take some strenuous precautions.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:21 PM (jYje5)

267 260 True story: my sister's name is Holly because for some reason my parents let me name her (I was 4, don't know what they were thinking) and I loved Land of the Lost.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 02:20 PM (QBy2Q)

When my younger brother was about to be born, my parents asked me what I thought we should name the baby. I said "Space Ghost."

For some reason, they went with Jeff instead.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)

268 >>Never thought I'd see a thread where Ace talks about Scooby Doo porn..


I'm with you.


Not a tan line in that entire Film.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (9gmA7)

269 Cartoon pr0n?

Next Kurt Eichmanwald will be here talking about tentacle pr0n

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (oBUlP)

270 How to get rid of crabs:
Shave half the bush. Light on fire. When the crabs run to the shaved are to escape flames, stab with icepick.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:19 PM (EMrMF)


NO!!!! Don't do that. You need to have one of those long lighters. When they run from the fire, INTO THE FIRE!!!!!!

Worked for me. The scarring is easily repaired after about 8 weeks.

Posted by: Stormy D at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (F4u7C)

271 Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (ZejZP)

272 A loose woman I knew (not biblically) a long time ago explained that it was done because then you don't have to worry about crabs.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at January 10, 2019 02:16 PM

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Or matting.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (8XRCm)

273 Ace,you have of course seen the Scooby Doo porn parody?
Posted by: steevy



Family Guy.

Lois gets "drove" like a stolen 69 GTO.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (EMrMF)

274 It's amazing how often people look like their first name. Like if you try to picture them as another name it does sometimes work, but less often than you'd think. This also works for people you have just met.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (Wloe5)

275
a bit lacking in prudence
Posted by: Eeyore at January 10, 2019 01:59 PM (VaN/j

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Exactly how a revolution should be run.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (mblbk)

276 269 Nah this is the live action version we are talking about.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (BXMxN)

277 Sadly they fan't find porn "actresses" without tattoos now days...
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Yeah, and apparently there's a premium on, erm, clams WITH beards. Not everyone likes their snappers shaved down to cue ball smoothness. Myself included.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (ty7RM)

278 You've never seen the live action movie the Calamari Wrestler

"ecchi!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:24 PM (oBUlP)

279 Trump down in TX now making comments at border briefing.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 02:24 PM (G0vdT)

280 It's something in the water, I keep tellin' ya.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



I've actually come around to this pov. Plasticizers, hormones, discarded meds; all are probably having an effect, to say nothing of soy, Facebook, and popular culture.

Posted by: pep at January 10, 2019 02:24 PM (wW03z)

281 They're a dogshit-tier fake school.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 10, 2019 02:24 PM (4ZE6o)

282
Not everyone likes their snappers shaved down to cue ball smoothness. Myself included.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (ty7RM)

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Oh.

You're an ette ???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

283 Yeah, and apparently there's a premium on, erm, clams WITH beards. Not everyone likes their snappers shaved down to cue ball smoothness. Myself included.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 02:23 PM (ty7RM)


I've always been partial to the landing strip, myself.

Until someone here chose the nick of Michelle Obama's landing strip. Now, shave that shit......

Posted by: Stormy D at January 10, 2019 02:24 PM (F4u7C)

284 Zombie has GOT to be a dude.
Posted by: steevy


Or middle kid with four brothers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:25 PM (EMrMF)

285 I'm in like the epicenter of Lyme disease in the entire country and I choose to live my life as a shorn man. You can only catch that shit so many times before you take some strenuous precautions.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:21 PM (jYje5)



Nothing wrong with that. The extra fellatio you probably get as a result is great too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ujg0T)

286 Thread goes silent as everyone goes off to do "research".

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:25 PM (BXMxN)

287 well, I guess one advantage to hating hardwood is that if you are ever in prison the transition to prison pussy is easier.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:25 PM (MTjB1)

288 first introduction of the legion of doom and roll call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hZ-il7Ey9I

what the hell is Riddler doing there? And why is his power now *magic tricks*?

In later episodes he has an actual magic wand. Because Fuck You You Stupid Kids, that's why.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:25 PM (PbpT7)

289 For some reason, they went with Jeff instead.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)
++++++++++++
Suckers. He could've had a moderately successful (if bizarre) career as a talk show host.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)

290 Rid X is your friend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (2LelM)

291 >>I've always been partial to the landing strip, myself.


Come to me.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (9gmA7)

292 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (F4u7C)

293 "All Solomon Grundy wants is pants."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (oBUlP)

294
The Super Friends got really bad when they created "The Legendary Super Powers Show."


Then, even worse when they turned the Super Friends into The Galactic Guardians and introduced the WORST superhero ever imagined...

FIRESTORM. Half nerd, half professor.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (UbFs9)

295 Land of the Lost= something else ruined by Will Ferrell

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:26 PM (BXMxN)

296 Only at AoSHQ could a reference to a P.G. Wodehouse character be found in a discussion of bogus psychological tests, sprinkled with lady parts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (KoKdw)

297 Heh. Trump calling out the media on the "manufactured crisis".

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (G0vdT)

298 Michele Obama's Landing Strip
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starts under her nose

Posted by: some moron at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (va1vR)

299 I saw "The Calamari Wrestlers" open for "The Naked Velmas" at Riverport in '93.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (ty7RM)

300 Whoever is doing Ruth Bader Ginsberg is cracking me up.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (Kcf2u)

301 starts under her nose
Posted by: some moron at J



coffee everywhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (MTjB1)

302 Dunder Twin powers activate!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (oBUlP)

303
The Horde is on funny FIRE today....!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

304 Whoever is doing Ruth Bader Ginsberg is cracking me up.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (Kcf2u)


Check the hash.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (F4u7C)

305 Only at AoSHQ could a reference to a P.G. Wodehouse character be found in a discussion of bogus psychological tests, sprinkled with lady parts.
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You're welcome.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (ty7RM)

306 >>>295 Land of the Lost= something else ruined by Will Ferrell


I thought that was all right! Had some good laughs.

The premise of Land of the Lost (both tv show and movie) is actually pretty good. It's just Everything But the Kitchen Sink, so you're pretty wide-open plot-wise.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (PbpT7)

307 Whoever is doing Ruth Bader Ginsberg is cracking me up.
Posted by: washrivergal at J



feel sorry for whoever that is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (MTjB1)

308 starts under her nose
Posted by: some moron at J



coffee everywhere.
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Happy to be of service.

Posted by: some moron at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (va1vR)

309 what the hell is Riddler doing there? And why is his power now *magic tricks*?

In later episodes he has an actual magic wand. Because Fuck You You Stupid Kids, that's why.
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Ace, before the Riddler there was the Fiddler. He drove a car in the shape of violin and most closely resembled the Riddler that Jack Nicholson played. I don't know when Fiddler morphed into Riddler, but I suspect it had something to do with production costs for TV programming.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (2LelM)

310
I've always been partial to the landing strip, myself.

I've always wanted a little heart. I mean how tough is that to do? But you never see it.

This is why women only earn 79% of men. No creativity.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:28 PM (jYje5)

311 the funniest bit in the land of the lost was where the trex sends him a gift wrapped walnut.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (MTjB1)

312 Land of the Lost= something else ruined by Will Ferrell
Posted by: steevy



Ricky Bobby.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (EMrMF)

313
In later episodes he has an actual magic wand. Because Fuck You You Stupid Kids, that's why.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:25 PM (PbpT7)


Weren't they sponsored by Kaboom! back then? Would explain a lot.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (F4u7C)

314 >>>when was batman's taint ever involved in a cartoon?

there was a comic published just three months ago where they showed him naked with Full Dong exposed so... close enough!



No. 1 Son told me about that. It was a marketing gag. DC promised that it would only appear in the comic, it will be blurred out in the compilations, so the issue sold out.

On the other hand, Marvel promised that Civil War would have lasting consequences and DC has killed Superman a couple of times so I'm not sure how binding that promise is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (fuK7c)

315 I'm doing power napping, eight cycles of napping at an RPE of 9.5.

Posted by: Ruth Bader GAINZZZburg at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

316

ALL WHITE MEN WILL BE KILLED!
ALL CONSTITUTIONALISTS WILL BE KILLED!
ALL DENIERS OF SOCIAL JUSTICE TRUTH WILL BE KILLED!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: Rocket powered Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (n2qRY)

317 Happy to be of service.
Posted by: some moron at J





much appreciated. would sacrifice any one of my neighbors for a good laugh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:30 PM (MTjB1)

318 I've always wanted a little heart. I mean how tough is that to do? But you never see it.


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Like . . . . . a . . . . . . . goatee?????


*taps chin*

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

319 This is funny. Boghosian is a militant atheist who wrote a book "A Manual on How to Create Atheists" that defined faith as "trying to believe what you know is false".

He should be the darling of the academic world. But he had too much integrity to believe their bullshit, and they've thrown him under the bus. Any intellectually honest secularist will be hunted down and destroyed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2019 02:30 PM (/qEW2)

320 >>>311 the funniest bit in the land of the lost was where the trex sends him a gift wrapped walnut.

I liked when they saw Chaka, who Denny McBride thought was a bigfoot, so he started jacking off right there, because he'd always promised himself he would jack off if he ever saw a bigfoot.

As one would.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

321 EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Posted by: Rocket powered Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 02:29 PM (n2qRY)


I'm still wanting to know when Rutabaga Ginsberg became a Dalek......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (F4u7C)

322
Ruth Bader Ginsburg. With a resting heart rate of ONE.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (jYje5)

323 I have to think a dedicated Charger fan has gone with the lightning bolt for the Playoffs.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (9gmA7)

324 liked when they saw Chaka, who Denny McBride thought was a bigfoot, so he started jacking off right there, because he'd always promised himself he would jack off if he ever saw a bigfoot.

As one would.
Posted by: ace at J



that was good too

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (MTjB1)

325 Like . . . . . a . . . . . . . goatee?????


*taps chin*
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:30 PM (8XRCm)


Looking to suck a dick are ya?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (F4u7C)

326 The reporting on the El Chapo trial that is going on right now is fascinating. For all their corruption the FBI got this one right.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

327 >>>Weren't they sponsored by Kaboom! back then? Would explain a lot.


they might have been, but I don't think Kaboom advertised on TV. I think they only advertised in the back of seedy magazines like Black Tail and Soldier of Fortune.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (PbpT7)

328
Wendy and Marvin and Wonder Dog were in the original Super Friends show. Hour-long episodes.

Then, the stupid Wonder Twins and their stupid space monkey.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (UbFs9)

329

MY RAGING BUSH REQUIRES A HEDGE TRIMMER EVERY DAY TO STAY BELOW MY NECK LINE!

EXTERMINATE HARDWOOD!

Posted by: Rocket powered Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (n2qRY)

330 >>he'd always promised himself he would jack off if he ever saw a bigfoot.


Are you crazy? That will trigger a charge, every time.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:32 PM (9gmA7)

331 I liked when they saw Chaka, who Denny McBride thought was a bigfoot, so he started jacking off right there, because he'd always promised himself he would jack off if he ever saw a bigfoot.

As one would.
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OMG I think I'm going to get fired.

As one would.

OMG

Posted by: some moron at January 10, 2019 02:32 PM (As6ZD)

332 This week has proven two things:

1. How little work Congress does.

2. How little work Ruth Bader Ginsberg does.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 02:32 PM (H7LIz)

333 Wasn't Will Ferrell in one of those Kevin Smith movies playing a character named Marshal Willenholly?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 02:32 PM (QBy2Q)

334 Ruth Bader Ginsburg. With a resting heart rate of ONE.
Posted by: Newest Nic


I didn't think the machine counted that low.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (EMrMF)

335 As one would.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (BXMxN)

336 they might have been, but I don't think Kaboom advertised on TV. I think they only advertised in the back of seedy magazines like Black Tail and Soldier of Fortune.
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:31 PM (PbpT7)


Black Tail.

Because overall they knew their crowd was all white and needed some terrible sustenance.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (F4u7C)

337 331 If Trump tries to veto the new assault weapons legislation he'll be toast in 2020.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at January 10, 2019 02:32 PM (ARdkE)



Time to play that AOSHQ parlor game: Troll, or sockpuppet?

He is off topic, just like Bull Whine usually was, so there is that for authenticity.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (ujg0T)

338 Will Ferrell in Zoolander was HYSTERICAL

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (d7Ww2)

339 334 Ruth Bader Ginsburg. With a resting heart rate of ONE.
Posted by: Newest Nic


I didn't think the machine counted that low.
_______________________________________

It's programmed to round up.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 02:34 PM (H7LIz)

340

WILL FERRELL ENJOYS TONGUE BATHING MY JAPANESE STARFISH! I WILL EXTERMINATE HIM LAST!

Posted by: Rocket Powered Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 02:34 PM (n2qRY)

341 Land of the Lost= something else ruined by Will Ferrell
Posted by: steevy


That takes some sick talent. it was terrible to begin with.

Posted by: Power of...An enormous bong at January 10, 2019 02:34 PM (Z04f8)

342 Nothing like a brisk swim up the Potomac. Think I'll move these rocks sometime so I can get past the Great Falls without sprinting on land.

Posted by: Ruth Vader-Ginsu at January 10, 2019 02:34 PM (ZFXAF)

343 I didn't think the machine counted that low.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (EMrMF)


It actually tones after about 12 seconds.....so she's just DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *BLIP*.................DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *BLIP*.............

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (F4u7C)

344 Boghossian should be Boss Hogg of the Science Dept.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (r+sAi)

345 Nostalgia makes me look back fondly in Land of the Lost and even Superfriends....

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (BXMxN)

346 Hissssssss. . . hisssssssss. . . hissssssssss. . .

Posted by: The Sleestack at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (H7LIz)

347 I heard the Oscars will go without ao Emcee cuz Diversity is a Strength or something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)

348 Fiddler is a Flash villain. Still is, AFAIK.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (t41dG)

349 Will Ferrell in Zoolander was HYSTERICAL
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM (d7Ww2)


I guess I missed that part since I turned it off after 15 minutes......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (F4u7C)

350 Google search results listings can be manipulated for propaganda

Dutch researcher argues that Google should remove support for knowledge panels.

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (QkjLD)

351 >>Heh. Trump calling out the media on the "manufactured crisis".


LOL


Old and busted: TWO SCOOPS! MELANIA'S JACKET!! SH#THOLE COUNTRIES!! REEEEEEE!!

New hot-take: Say, that Trump sure is silly pretending border security is a *air quotes* crisis *air quotes.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

352 I didn't think the machine counted that low.

With the time scale set to six months, it had to say something other than zero.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (5h/3t)

353 the main claim to fame of the original land of the lost was that it was better than electra woman an dyna girl and sigmund and the seamonsters.

neither or which is even porn worthy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (MTjB1)

354 >>>339 334 Ruth Bader Ginsburg. With a resting heart rate of ONE.


LOL.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 02:37 PM (PbpT7)

355 *walks in looks around at thread topics*

*ponders*

Velma is hot if done well. Just be careful on going too far down that rabbit hole. There is some strange stuff out there.

Who was clamoring for a drawing of Batman's junk? How is this a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2019 02:37 PM (ycWCI)

356 Heh. Trump calling out the media on the "manufactured crisis".

But Jim Acosta was at the border and said there's no crisis......

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

357 sigmund and the seamonsters.

neither or which is even porn worthy.
Posted by: yankeefifth



??? Tentacle pron.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:37 PM (EMrMF)

358 Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

I like that. Get the wall and then renege on the RBG SCOTUS seat. Revenge for Reagan being betrayed by the democrat party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

359 TL dr, "You can't do that! We must protect our phony baloney jobs."

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (0OmEj)

360 353 the main claim to fame of the original land of the lost was that it was better than electra woman an dyna girl and sigmund and the seamonsters.

neither or which is even porn worthy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (MTjB1)



have to disagree there. Diedre Hall Was hawt at the time.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (ujg0T)

361 the new assault weapons legislation


Did I miss something?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (4cK+y)

362
I like that. Get the wall and then renege on the RBG SCOTUS seat. Revenge for Reagan being betrayed by the democrat party.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 02:37 PM (pw+jk)


Nah. Fuck em.

Get the wall via state of emergency.....then don't approve the submitted budget and keep it shut down.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (F4u7C)

363 How dare you question our phony baloney scholarship?

Maybe these left wing fascist administrators should just give that professor 99 lashes and be done with it. But they'll probably force him to beg for forgiveness in front of the entire student body.

I suppose Trump should pardon the ABSCAM defendants.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (bZ6FQ)

364 The DACA people are pressuring the Dems to let Trump have the wall to let them stay.The Democrats will fold.Trump just has to wait.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:39 PM (BXMxN)

365 I loved Sigmund & The Seamonsters, too. I dressed up as Sigmund one year for Halloween, right around the time I was naming my sister Holly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2019 02:39 PM (QBy2Q)

366 But Jim Acosta was at the border and said there's no crisis......

..... at least I can't find one here

*leans against border wall*

back you Ana

Posted by: CNN completely neurotic network at January 10, 2019 02:39 PM (kl8x2)

367 So a few years ago my son (not a brain surgeon, that one) was in an out-of-state state school. In an attempt to get him graduated and out of my pocketbook, I would "help" him write papers for his required grievance classes, one in particular being an English class on american lit which covered books I, someone with an actual history of reading and going to college and grad school before they became grievance industries, never heard of. So the assignment of comparing the famous criticism to the famous (not) victim group literature made its way to me.

So I write a paper explaining why the famous laudatory criticism of this "famous" victim group author's work was wrong because the critic never hit on the REAL point of the piece, which wasn't about the victim group, but was about WOMEN HAVE NO AGENCY IN WESTERN CULTURE AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

It really was a parody, but they fucking published it. I had to make sure drunken frat boy son didn't engage them in any way since he probably still thinks "Agency" is a Tom Cruise movie.

They truly are that stupid, and at school above garbage tier.

Posted by: dagny at January 10, 2019 02:39 PM (nRWPy)

368
Did I miss something?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (4cK+y)


ChiFi submitted a bill that bans everything that looks menacing and goes PEW again.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:39 PM (F4u7C)

369 300
Whoever is doing Ruth Bader Ginsberg is cracking me up.


Posted by: washrivergal at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (Kcf2u)


You said doing RBG. LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2019 02:39 PM (ymnmz)

370 If you read the last 200 comments, you'd have no idea what this Thread was about.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (9gmA7)

371 Looking at the Supreme Court branch of the legislature, I feel it's time for the shallow experience of a not-so-wise Latina woman.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (m6h/F)

372 347
I heard the Oscars will go without ao Emcee cuz Diversity is a Strength or something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)

Ellen DeGeneres invited Kevin Hart on her show to grant a public absolution for his alleged anti-gay comments. She really wants him to host the oscars. Twitter immediately erupted in an anti-Ellen backlash. And Hart once again stated his intention to stay away from that shit show.
So the big dog and pony show will have to sail rudderless. Assholes.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (DJFLF)

373 have to disagree there. Diedre Hall Was hawt at the time.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at J



1. if you were thinking that you were too lod to watch the show.

2. if she were hot she would not have been doing saturday morning tv.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (MTjB1)

374 Nah. Fuck em.



Get the wall via state of emergency.....then don't approve the submitted budget and keep it shut down.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:38 PM (F4u7C)

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Well yeah sure. My preference.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (pw+jk)

375 No one should be surprised that this went off without a hitch for the researchers. Here's an actual sentence from an actual paper:
... the curricular inclusion of Indigenous perspectives is differentially problematic if we cannot also attend to the taken-for-granted and naturalized epistemological, ontological, and axiological commitments and enactments of what we are including perspectives into.

If you write and think in such a way that the outcome is obfuscation, you should not be taken seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

376 Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

I like that. Get the wall and then renege on the RBG SCOTUS seat.


And concrete, and luxurious, and the seat is only guaranteed after it's completed. Then renege.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (bm2af)

377
Yeah, so the Ant Hill Mob was part of the Penelope Pitstop cartoon. They were 1920's midget gangsters.

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (UbFs9)

378 the main claim to fame of the original land of the lost was that it was better than electra woman an dyna girl and sigmund and the seamonsters.

neither or which is even porn worthy.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:36 PM (MTjB1)


have to disagree there. Diedre Hall Was hawt at the time.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


And the possible girl on girl action.

Where there was NO possible pron outcome was HR Puffenstuff.

Unless you were into midget pron. (Billy Barty and Witchypoo)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (EMrMF)

379 370 You just described every thread here ever.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (BXMxN)

380 >>Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.


Why should they get anything for doing what they had agreed to you several times in prior legislation?

No, you give us the wall and you get to re-open government.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (W+vEI)

381 361 "the new assault weapons legislation"

Because of the number of murders that occurred with assault weapons in America this past year, which is lower that RBG's resting heart rate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 02:41 PM (H7LIz)

382 300
Whoever is doing Ruth Bader Ginsberg is cracking me up.


Posted by: washrivergal at January 10, 2019 02:27 PM (Kcf2u)

Trust me - funny, that ain't.

Posted by: Mr Ginsberg at January 10, 2019 02:41 PM (7HtZB)

383 super-easy, barely an inconvenience. the 90s show is great.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2019 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

_____


Would love to see a pitch meeting for the AoSHQ blog.

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 02:41 PM (AEe1m)

384 I like it when one of my favorite songs comes up in the rotation.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:42 PM (F4u7C)

385 The movie Idiocracy isn't even close to the idiocracy that we experience on a daily basis now.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 02:42 PM (RU4sa)

386 damn, I remember that 70's Super Friends live/cartoon actioon show. I wanted to fucking crush that blonde.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (7J5t2)

387 Would love to see a pitch meeting for the AoSHQ blog.


'...and the best part is: the commenters provide the content for free!'

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (4cK+y)

388 If you read the last 200 comments, you'd have no idea what this Thread was about.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (9gmA7)


But isn't that true for MOST threads?

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (F4u7C)

389 you read the last 200 comments, you'd have no idea what this Thread was about.
Posted by: garrett at J



no, however, you would have an absolute understanding of the community.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

390 Giving the Dems a Supreme Court seat would rend the wall meaningless.

A Supreme Court leftist would just let illegal aliens in anyway.

Build the wall.

Appoint a constitutionalist with the guts to support border security.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (H7LIz)

391

Ana Navarro went to the dog park and the dogs wouldn't touch her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (aKsyK)

392 Freedom is slavery.

Slavery is freedom.

Intelligence is stupidity.

Stupidity is intelligence.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (RU4sa)

393 373 have to disagree there. Diedre Hall Was hawt at the time.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at J

1. if you were thinking that you were too lod to watch the show.

2. if she were hot she would not have been doing saturday morning tv.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (MTjB1)



I suppose I was precocious. As a pre-teen then, even the lesbian undercurrent was apparent.

I suppose "Days Of Our Lives" wasn't paying her enough, in retrospect?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (ujg0T)

394 216 203


You know who got the hardwood fad going in the US? Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the city.



I think you can find the shaved, or partially shaved cooter in the
earliest 8 mm BW porn. I wouldn't give that horseface credit for
anything.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:11 PM (jYje5)

I thought Victorian-era hooers did this to fend off pubic lice.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

395 *waves to y5*

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (RU4sa)

396 The movie Idiocracy isn't even close to the idiocracy that we experience on a daily basis now.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 02:42 PM (RU4sa)


Rumor is, Judge is working on Idocracy 2: The Truth is Stranger

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (F4u7C)

397 391 Not even for a whole jar of peanut butter.
Toby the Beagle

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (BXMxN)

398 It would be fitting if RBG dies during a government shutdown.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (2LelM)

399 Same old Marxist-flavored millennialist cultism shit, different day:
Fully Automated Luxury Communism claims that new technologies will liberate us from work, providing the opportunity to build a society beyond both capitalism and scarcity. Automation, rather than undermining an economy built on full employment, is instead the path to a world of liberty, luxury and happiness. For everyone. In his first book, radical political commentator Aaron Bastani conjures a new politics: a vision of a world of unimaginable hope, highlighting how we move to energy abundance, feed a world of nine billion, overcome work, transcend the limits of biology and build meaningful freedom for everyone. Rather than a final destination, such a society heralds the beginning of history. Fully Automated Luxury Communism promises a radically new left future for everyone.

Your new socialist man is waiting on just the other side of the beneficent technocracy, comrade!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

400 War, hunh?

Good god, lord.

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Oh....you said "wall."

Never mind.

Posted by: Zombie Edwin "Emily Lattella" Starr at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (m6h/F)

401 Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

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No. Give them nothing, not even an empty promise.

If she shuffles off (one way or another) before this shutdown is over, ram through a confirmation of Judge Dredd, and then up the ante $10b wall-bucks.

Nonessential government employees and food-stamp recipients aren't going to vote for Trump as-is. If anything, it may turn a few of their heads.

Border control is a popular issue.

The Dems have nothing.

Trump needs to horsewhip them until this over.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (AzW6q)

402 SMH!

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (MTjB1)

403 Not even for a whole jar of peanut butter.
Toby the Beagle




*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (EMrMF)

404
>>Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

That was the second most insane call I ever heard.

One bulldozer takes down the wall.
One lefty judge bulldozes the constitution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (aKsyK)

405 Can you be a true conservative and fuck another woman other than your wife?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (4ZE6o)

406 Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

===

lol no. bai

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (7J5t2)

407 Where there was NO possible pron outcome was HR Puffenstuff.



Unless you were into midget pron. (Billy Barty and Witchypoo)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (EMrMF)

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Witchypoo knows things. Yep some things that shall not be spoken of.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (pw+jk)

408 Okay, so the rumor is that due to recent changes in EU export regulations, a lot of surplus weapons that have been warehoused in Europe are going to get dumped as parts kits into our market over the next couple of years. The sudden availability of Izzy FAL kits is just the first wave.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (4cK+y)

409 Border control is a popular issue.

The Dems have nothing.

Trump needs to horsewhip them until this over.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++
Bingo. No quarter. I'd like him to declare the state of emergency, build it anyway, and then still refuse to sign a CR. Give me a budget (as is your constitutional duty, you bastards) or GTFO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (I2dne)

410 Rumor is, Judge is working on Idocracy 2: The Truth is Stranger
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (F4u7C)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (RU4sa)

411 without getting hairs in their mouths.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:14 PM


Is daily flossing no longer a thing?

Posted by: American Dental Assoc. at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (DMUuz)

412
I saw Pubic Lice open for Flaming Lips at the Spectrum. 17,777 in attendance.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 02:47 PM (jYje5)

413 Data fabrication is a way of life at PSU, my former school. When I was there during the early 2000s I remember professors arguing over how to name papers. They would add provacative titles regarding global warming to unrelated projects to get funding etc.

Posted by: Xxx at January 10, 2019 02:47 PM (JJKqS)

414 Can you be a true conservative and fuck another woman other than your wife?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at J



kind of depends, is your wife making out with you or the woman you are fucking?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:47 PM (MTjB1)

415 The shutdown is a great opportunity to force the democrats to come up with a budget for once. Not just the wall, let's fucking cut a trillion of annual deficites for Christsake.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 02:47 PM (7J5t2)

416 Stupidity is intelligence.
================
Did somebody page me?!?

Posted by: Alex Occasionally Cortez and her 2 friends at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (ty7RM)

417 404
>>Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

That was the second most insane call I ever heard.

One bulldozer takes down the wall.
One lefty judge bulldozes the constitution.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (aKsyK)
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Yep.

I'm not going to trade a 25-30 conservative voice on the court for partial funding of a wall.

The fencing will eventually happen. Trump has moved the overton window.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

418 kind of depends, is your wife making out with you or the woman you are fucking?


She's making sandwiches.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (4cK+y)

419 I'll be hosting a reading of the astounding paper
"Trans Necropolitics: A Transnational Reflection on Violence, Death and the Trans of Color Afterlife" if anyone's interested.

No joke. I didn't make that up. Never wonder how hoaxes like this happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

420 Speaking of data fabrication, anyone heard of the Global Engagement Center?

I bet you will.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (/tuJf)

421 isn't the premise of Land of the Lost just basically a ripoff of The Lost World which is a ripoff of Lost in Space?

Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (nFwvY)

422 Can you be a true conservative and fuck another woman other than your wife?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (4ZE6o)

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The only promises I care about a politician keeping are the ones he makes to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (AzW6q)

423 Whenever I go to the store, any store, I'm gobsmacked at how people seem to be so clueless as to what is going on around them.

Besides looking like they just rolled out of bed (pajamas in public, really?), they seem to be out of it.

Scary.

Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (RU4sa)

424 409 Border control is a popular issue.

The Dems have nothing.

Trump needs to horsewhip them until this over.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 02:44 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++
Bingo. No quarter. I'd like him to declare the state of emergency, build it anyway, and then still refuse to sign a CR. Give me a budget (as is your constitutional duty, you bastards) or GTFO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (I2dne)

He just has to ignore the inevitable ruling by some hawaiian judge against building a wall. He's gone along with these rulings in the past, but this time he has to draw the line.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (7HtZB)

425 Obama gave us phone and pen so Trump can phone and pen a wall.

Obama's slush fund was based on the money legal immigrants paid (bribed) to come into the USA. Since there's 2 million legals per year(!)(never to end ever, apparently)...that's a lotta bingo.

Consider, for example,Chinese nationals have a deal where they can "invest" $500K in america, they can get the whole family over.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (7J5t2)

426 The fencing will eventually happen. Trump has moved the overton window.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 02:48 PM (G0vdT)
++++++++++
And has been doing so repeatedly for a couple of years now. It's like those old men who used to drag buses uphill with their teeth. It's a herculean effort.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (I2dne)

427 kind of depends, is your wife making out with you or the woman you are fucking?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:47 PM (MTjB1)



Now this is a purity test I can get behind.

Posted by: eleven at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (NLLmE)

428

Scooby Doo Meets Jonathan Winters

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (UbFs9)

429 Bingo. No quarter. I'd like him to declare the state of emergency, build it anyway, and then still refuse to sign a CR. Give me a budget (as is your constitutional duty, you bastards) or GTFO.
========
But whatever shall those 800,000 unemployed government workers do? Whatever shall they do?

Posted by: Excuse me whilst I file my nails at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (wq2KZ)

430 and let's end birthright citizenship for tourists and illegals.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (7J5t2)

431 But whatever shall those 800,000 unemployed government workers do? Whatever shall they do?

Posted by: Excuse me whilst I file my nails at January 10, 2019 02:49 PM (wq2KZ)
++++++++++
You got it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:50 PM (I2dne)

432 Nood Nood - Lack of a hostess Twinkie or something.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 02:50 PM (ijfNv)

433
The Partridge Family Meets The Harlem Globetrotters

Scooby Doo also met the Globetrotters

Posted by: Grass Fed Cage Free Soothsayer at January 10, 2019 02:50 PM (UbFs9)

434 "The rich were dull and they drank too much, or they played too much backgammon. They were dull and they were repetitious. He remembered poor Scott Fitzgerald and his romantic awe of them and how he had started a story once that began, 'The very rich are different from you and me.' And how some one had said to Scott, 'Yes, they have more money'. But that was not humorous to Scott. He thought they were a special glamorous race and when he found they weren't it wrecked him as much as any other thing that wrecked him."

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 02:50 PM (QkjLD)

435 having the court makes getting the wall easier.

having $5 billion worth of wall is useless and will be ordered torn down by some hawaiian judge.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 02:50 PM (MTjB1)

436 >>>If she shuffles off (one way or another) before this shutdown is over, ram through a confirmation of Judge Dredd, and then up the ante $10b wall-bucks.

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 02:51 PM (q177U)

437 376 Caller to Rush asks if Trump should offer RBG SCOTUS seat to the demofascists for the wall.

I like that. Get the wall and then renege on the RBG SCOTUS seat.

And concrete, and luxurious, and the seat is only guaranteed after it's completed. Then renege.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 02:40 PM (bm2af)

Offer exactly this deal. Get the wall funding.

When it comes time to deliver, have your staffer wheel out the chair RBG sat in and go "here you go, one piece of genuine American history, as promised".

Then wait for the screaming when they realize that all they get is the chair.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at January 10, 2019 02:52 PM (J+mig)

438 trump should up the stakes, demand a somewhat balanced bughet too

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at January 10, 2019 02:52 PM (7J5t2)

439 Time to play that AOSHQ parlor game: Troll, or sockpuppet?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 10, 2019 02:33 PM


Why not embrace the healing power of and?

Posted by: BSG at January 10, 2019 02:52 PM (DMUuz)

440 I missed all the 70s cartoons in the 70s. When I was a kid Saturday morning was for playing outside or Mom would find something for me to do.

I did seem them later on Cartoon Network but even then I like the newer Johnny Bravo or Dexter's Lab.

Loony Tunes and Tom and Jerry from the 40s and 50s after school during the weekdays when Mom was still at work marked my childhood.

Posted by: Big V at January 10, 2019 02:52 PM (sN665)

441
Ana Navarro went to the dog park and the dogs wouldn't touch her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 02:43 PM (aKsyK)

------

But the cats buried her in the sandbox.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

442 Bingo. No quarter. I'd like him to declare the state of emergency, build it anyway, and then still refuse to sign a CR. Give me a budget (as is your constitutional duty, you bastards) or GTFO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 02:46 PM (I2dne)

Trump should start by telling the dems that unless the wall is funded pronto, he'll start gutting the Dept. of Education, then move on to other useless gov agencies. Then go ahead and gut them anyway once the wall construction starts.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 02:53 PM (BAMLR)

443 Good grief.

Doug Schoen and the chubby chick guest on Fox Business just don't get this shutdown stuff. They are going on and on about how 'all Americans are losing' and 'why don't they just compromise'?
Then the conservative guy pipes up and says, 'look, for the Dems, building a wall is non-negotiable. Schumer rejected the compromises Trump offered'. (That was a refreshing breath of air when he said that.)
Fuck the Dems, hard, with large sideways pineapples.
Oh, and apparently Trump is cancelling his trip next month to Davos because of the gubmint shutdown.
A signal that he is preparing for a long siege, or master trolling?
The popcorn is popping!


LMAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 02:53 PM (8iiMU)

444 Can you be a true conservative and fuck another woman other than your wife?

--

If she is one of your 500 concubines, of course.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at January 10, 2019 02:53 PM (m6h/F)

445
Can you be a true conservative and fuck another woman other than your wife?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 10, 2019 02:45 PM (4ZE6o)






Of course. Why would you even ask that?

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at January 10, 2019 02:55 PM (veoSD)

446 Trump should ask only for half the amount of $ preznit O'Bumbles gave to Iran to build the wall.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 02:57 PM (BAMLR)

447 Wow. Mangled that sentence.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 02:58 PM (BAMLR)

448 Sokal Square, thought it was Sokal Keep?

Posted by: Jean at January 10, 2019 04:54 PM (sFO1P)

449 I'm going to go out on a limb - some of the reviewers taken in by the fake papers are professors howling at PSU to get someone fired.

Every person in the chain of the fake papers from the time they were submitted to publication should be fired.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 10, 2019 04:57 PM (AJj50)

450 Checking 10,000 dogs for signs of rape sounds idiotic to us, but perfectly normal for a leftist.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 10, 2019 04:59 PM (AJj50)

451 I see one hell of a lawsuit coming.

Posted by: Anon at January 10, 2019 05:59 PM (yJy4c)

452 Given Ace noted Sokal in his headline (and I apologize for being late to the party), thought you might be interested to know Sokal himself has spoken out *against* PSU's action and in *support* of Prof. Boghossian and the others. Blatant plug for own story here - https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/jan/7/peter-boghossian-portland-state-univ-professor-fac/

Posted by: James Varney at January 10, 2019 10:56 PM (iQdXK)

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